December 12, 2025 • 59 mins
Dive into a chaotic holiday showdown where Opie, Ron the Waiter, and comedian Tony P unleash irreverent rants on everything from allergic Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes to why microwaving fish at work deserves jail time. Discover Trump’s hilariously bizarre fix for the economy—cut back on pencils and dolls—plus a step-by-step guide to making prison hooch that might just save your next party (or land you in hot water). Get ready for unfiltered laughs, political jabs, and a surprising shoutout to Michael Jordan’s monopoly-busting NASCAR victory that flips the script on racing revenue.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When Oh my god, I'm laughing because I uh I
started the uh Opie radio podcast and is blowing his
nose and clearing his throat.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
When do you got a real trumpet?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What do you got alogies? Are you allergic to your Oh?
That's right.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
You guys don't do the Christmas tree, so you can't
be allergic to a Christmas tree, like I am.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
You're the only person I've ever known to be allergic
to a Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, well it happens ron you know, honikah right around
the corner, and uh, you guys don't do a Christmas tree.
What are you gonna what are you gonna decorate your
fern this holiday? Rhyn is that what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You have? You have a Christmas tree?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
And you know what the Jews did to like make
that Jewish kids not feel so sad?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Bush?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
We got a.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Why do.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
They created the honka bush or was it always around?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Now?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Is to uh counter of ballot your pagan Christmas tree?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, exactly, because you knew we were having all the fun.
You're like, why we we can't allow them to have
all the fun. So you're like, you know what if
we just bring a bush into our house. No one
will think we're copying, but we really are copying. The
Christian family across the street is having way too much
fun with their Christmas lights, and they're staying.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
There fucking Christmas Christian crusades, and we decorate the Honokah
bush with chocolate coins.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
With chocolates. You guys, I can't believe it.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
You guys were so upset because in its essence, a
monora is just like a branch.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I don't know Tony, by the way, that's Tony p
very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
That's rather the waiter, very funny.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Comedian podcast person podcast hosts. I don't know lives with
a gay guy celebrates Highnka is in love with a
fern literally and is.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Your fern store?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Is the fern still alive or.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Did you bury that in Coney Island like you did
that skull that they found. I'm paying attention to rock.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
My little my little Jewish nook.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I see the Jewish nook. Okay, apartments, Oh, look at
the fern.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's taking up the whole living room.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
My roommate's like, you're gonna have to put it outside, suit,
I'll put you outside, fern.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Ro too big a black stana.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Oh boy, it's like little Chapahas Boy.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You know what, Ron, you could you could post this
video online and people would be convinced you're a time traveler.
Did you do anything from the from the twenty first century?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
In that house?
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Show us the pit ron, show us the pit where
you where you throw the people.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You want to talk old? Look at that?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
What do you got? Is that a phonograph?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Is that a big trolla?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What is that? All right?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Ron? This is too visual for the people. Most of
these people listen to our podcast. They listened to it
on their podcast app. They subscribe to Opie Radio and
they and they download the episode. So uh and I
love how you ignored me when I said, are you
going to bury the fern in Coney Island like you
did that skull?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You go to Coney Island all the time.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
And there and they dug up what human bones?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Recently?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I was going to Coney Island probably on average twice
a week during the summer.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah you know, and uh yeah, they with.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
A bone here, a bone there in your backpack.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
That you can bone everywhere about.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
They essentially discover like a fucking like graveyard Yeah, they
did in Coney Island.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, they did.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I had nothing to do with that.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Maybe maybe you should have dumped the ashes over there
instead of like that pond.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh that was that was a narciss I love the
narcissistic ant, you know mud story where her ashes just
turned mud.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I wanted a videotape it.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
My cousin would let me if he goes no, this
is a private family affair.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
That would have been great if you would have videotaped
that and played the theme for the Titanic behind it,
that would have been the best thing in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Celine.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
All right, we got we got a question coming in
from Jay Warren, one of mine. Does ron know Anthony
Rymndy who ran gangster cigars on Cony Island?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He says, he knows you. Oh damn, you know a
gangster in Cony Island there, Ronnie.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I come from a long line of gangsters, I know.
I like that, A long line.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Of Boston Jewish gangsters.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I like that. Do you know this guy or not?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know. Maybe all right, so
how is everybody? It's at you Friday?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Did you did you come up with a little list
of things that bother you in this world, in this life,
anything that bother bothered you this week, anything that bothers
you about the.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Holiday season, anything anything.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Let us know in the chat. All right, I got one.
I got one.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, because I know you guys don't have any.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
I have plenty this week.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh you do, Tony?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Well off this week?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Man, Tony you got you got a microwave at work? Yes,
where everyone just shares the microwave, right, absolutely? How do
you feel about people? Now? You're like blue collar, so
this ain't.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Happened to you.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I've gotta tell you what. But I just realize you're
a blue collar so this doesn't happen to you at work.
I hate people that microwave fish.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, your work, they don't do that at your work.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
No, you have a watch, McCall. We actually have a microwave,
and we have a little air fryer.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
We got a girdle.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Come on, it's the shop. So fish, if you're gonna
eat a fish, got to put it in an oven.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
But yeah, I mean I wouldn't reheat fish unless it's
like a fried piece of fish.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
You should not.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
You should put fish in a microwave.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Fish is like, uh, the huha, you gotta eat it fresh,
Yes you do. You don't want the old hula. You
don't want the old fish. No way, man, I'm here
with that. Go wash.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That's a good point, very good point. Yes, all right,
Well what else bothered you this week? Tony?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
The vet bothered me. I hate vets. I hate them.
I hate vets. I hate the vets. Veterinarians. Yeah, because
I fucking.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Veterinarians. I'm sorry, not veterans. I hate veterinarians. Bro, Why
pretend like they give a ship, They overcharge you, They
don't care. It's just all the business. Do you understand?
And then you know I was fifteen minutes late once
they took my fucking appointment away. I'm there, My wife's
fucking there. We have the fucking dogs. We're waiting for him,
(07:08):
waiting for him, waiting for him. This guy goes forty
five minutes late, right, forty five minutes late. Yeah, they
do this test, they do that test day, blah blah blah.
The reason I took my dog there was for blood work.
They called me back with one dog's blood work. The
other dog they pulled the blood said my wife declined
the blood work. I gotta take my time again this
(07:29):
fucking week, and they're gonna charge me on top of it. Yeah,
what are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
These people are crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
The problem is you do business in uh in New
York City.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
That's the not even New York City. You know what
the problem is. It's from Scarsdale. You know what kind
of people.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
We don't like the Skysdale people.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I got a vet and it's way out east on
Long Island because I tried the vets in this area,
same shit. They overcharge you for, you know, basic services
for your dog. So I found a vet that is uh,
I don't know about ninety mile was away from here.
And every time the dog needs something like immediately, I
call them. They squeeze me in and I jump in
the car and I go out there for all my
(08:08):
vet needs.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
We found a good one out there. But you know
what about you? What about you?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Ron?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Anything bothering you this week?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Roddy boy? Ron? Ron?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I well, I didn't prepare what's bothering me? Because don't
we do Who's the man? On Fridays?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
We do?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
We do Hoodman every every time we do this.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Sometimes we don't get to it.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
But you know I got, I got can I start
with hohodemn and then we go to yours ron.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Go ahead, Okay, we'll go back to fuse. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
What were you about to say, No, one's gonna be your.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Hood man, No, no, no, no, fuse. I thought we were
still on.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, we could do f you, We could do whatever
we want.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Positive. Let's go to the positive side. We could always
get back to the ne fuse.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
All right, your microwaves veterinarians over Chad. Yeah, so we're.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Off to a good start. And and here's my who
demand today. It's uh, it's our lord and savior. You know,
it's the holiday season, so let's uh. Donald Trump is
my lord and savior and he is demand today because
he figured out the economy with this simple clip. The
thing you need you need steal.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
You know you can give up certain products.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You can give up pencils, guys.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Under the China policy.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
You know, every child can get thirty seven pencils. They
only need one or two. You know they don't need
that many. But you always need, always need steal. You
don't need thirty seven dollars for your daughter two or
three is nice, but you don't need thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So, uh, we're doing things.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Right, We're right? That really is that real?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Of course it's real Trump, and he knows how to
figure out the economy. Stop buying so many pencils, and
you'll have enough money for Christmas gifts. You'll have enough
money to fill your gas tag. You'll have enough money
to tell you something. You just gotta buy less pencils.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
That guy's the greatest stand up comedian of our times.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
He's hilarious, and you know.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
He he thinks.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
This is what he thinks of women.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
This is what he thinks of women that you know
they're they're basically less than a man. You know that
he thinks that women are less than a man. And
he thinks girls, as long as you give them thirty
seven dollars, they're good, they're good. If you don't give
your your daughter thirty seven dollars dollars, sorry, thirty seven dollars,
(10:35):
then they're not going to be good.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
So he's saying, cut back on everything, that's what he's saying.
He's saying, you shouldn't have eighty seven pairs of sneakers fifty.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Say that, Tony, don't make it right between your lives.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
No ya know, Trump says, you buy less pencils and
you get your daughter only thirty two dollars, then you'll
have plenty of money for everything else in this heart economy.
There you go.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Brings me to a question. Do you think at some
point in time pencils will be like extinct?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, when I do.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
When I pick up I got one right here, it
like this thing is starting to feel really strange in
my hand.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
There's pen.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I got a pen. I got a pen, man, But no.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
One writes anymore writing stupid.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
People Even if they're writing, they're writing on tablets. So
these things will be obsolete.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Because writing stupid.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah, I'll tell you what's going to be obsolete in
the next three months. Pencils, pens, cash.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Three months cash. You give me cash three months tops tops.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Try to make it, Try to try to hand one
of these young people a dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
They don't know what to do with themselves. They're like,
what do you I love doing that?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I love doing that. I love going to Starbucks or
McDonald's or something like that. In pain and cash, they
always fuck up.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
They always give you back more money.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
They hate it. What were you saying, Ronnie, ron.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
So this is what I this is what I want
to point out. When my father first started out as
a restaurant bar owner, yeah, ninety five percent of sales
were in cash. Yes, And he didn't have computers, and
he didn't take he didn't have credit card machines.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
We're talking. We're talking the eighties, late late.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Seventies, eighties, ninety five percent of transactions were one hundred
percent cash.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
In the restaurant business.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Today it's absolutely upside down and ninety I would say
ninety eight percent of transactions now ninety eight, it could
be ninety nine is through the tap system or credit card.
(12:56):
Cash is almost nonexistent in the restaurant industry, which dramatically
hurts tipped employees.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Of course, let me give you a perfect example.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Of course, your table.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Says this is where you're by the way.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Occasionally old so, hey do you want the tip?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
In always paying credit card, But once in a while
the table will go, hey, you prefer the tip and
cash or credit card? And I always say, well, cash please,
if you don't mind. This is why if you get
tipped in a if you get tipped on a credit card,
you don't get that tip for a week, and thirty
(13:36):
three percent is taking out of is taken out of
the tip. Right, If you're tipped in cash, you get
one hundred percent of that tip immediately, right, So why
I if you really want to take care of your server,
tip me cash because they keep that money.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
You're missing the other part of that too, Ryn, Like,
it's an honor system too. The owner of the bar
or the restaurant, he sees all the tips coming in
on the credit cards, and then the honor system is
how much he's going to actually give to you, Ron,
Ron the way.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
To Well, it's not there. I mean, so every restaurant
is different. Like some restaurants, from your tips you have
to tip out twenty five percent. So this is why
you don't make any money on credit card tips.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right, Roughly thirty percent of your credit card tips the.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Owner takes out to pay to pay the service bar,
to pay the bus boy, to pay the food runner.
Right that the government takes out another thirty percent, So
you only get forty percent of your credit card tip,
and you'll get it for a week and a half later.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Say something wrong about that? I have something to say
about that whole situation. Yeah, do you know that federally,
no tax on tips and overtime was passed.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
You know that, right?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Right?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Do you know what on New York Data doing what?
They're not giving you back the money. They're putting it
as a search charge, and they're taking that money that
you would get back round. They're taking it anyway for
the state looking up.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Sons of bitches.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
They open it up.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
The Loving Party, the Democratic Party.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Oh damn, Tony taking a little shot at Ron, I'm
getting true.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You don't even what the fucking knows.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
No, no, I looked it up.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
It came across my feet, and you know something, it
came across my feet and it sounded a little ludicrous,
but I actually went ahead and I looked it up.
You can look it up. It's it's perfectly there. It's
on the government's website.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I kind of believe it.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I kind of believe it because you know, these I'm
gonna just say these politicians in general, they're sneaky. They're
always sneaky. They're like, how dare you?
Speaker 6 (16:00):
That's filthy? Like hok hokel.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
I'm starting to watch the news, Ron, you understand that's
why I'm getting wrinkles again. Ron, that's why I can't sleep,
and because I'm starting to watch the news because I'm
doing this ship and I have to pay a little
bit of attention.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Chel wants us to praise her.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
For not boosting listen to this, for not boosting the
congestion pricing. She wants to come. They want her to
boost the congestion pricing during the holidays to make more money.
And she said, no, no, no, we're just gonna keep
it the same.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
You're gonna keep it the same.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's nice, Hokle, thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
How about you reduce it?
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I hate the Whokle, doesn't like the hope.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I'm a fan of the whole. Cale got a pair
of ovaries on her. And she sticks up to Donald.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Yeah, she sticks up to Donald. Don't give you the
money back? And she took it back, and you're still
sticking up for her. About a crazy world.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
You're stick it up.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
A Jewish guy is sticking up for somebody that's putting
a hand in his pocket and take the money away.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
That's crazy. Were living in an insane world.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Bro, We gotta fact check this guy.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Hochel.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Hochel, speaking of microwaves, Fish thinks he's sexy.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh my god, that's a moxie.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
All right, Ryn, Who demand then? I remember who demand today?
Mine is Trump because all we have to do is
buy less pencils, less dolls.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
And we're good, bitches, We're good.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
We'll have plenty of money for everything else.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
First of all, there's supposed to be no tax on
tips and no tax on Social Security, right, and it's
supposed to kick in when January first.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, how do we get that money?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
It's supposed to be retroactive to like half of the year.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
So if you weren't living in New York, Chicago, uh, California,
and I believe there's a handful of other states who
are doing the same thing that New York is doing.
If you were living in a civilized state, you understand
you'd be getting your money back. You'd be getting some
money back. Half the year's money back, half the year
(18:16):
tips back, I like twenty five thousand.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
But you know what you're getting.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
It's just not true, Tony, It's.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Just not true.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Look it up. You look it up. Back to Tony.
All right, you ready to my hoot a man?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah? Anything anything but politics?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
How about that.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Dude. You want to get Tony fucking wild, show him,
show him what's underneath Donald Trump's bandits.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
He won't make it. He'll he'll he'll, he'll, he'll.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Ron what are you doing to me? That was for me?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
And you show them?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
All right, I'll shut go ahead, Hey, Tony want to
be Tony?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
We did, we TOPI and I did a deep dive
with but the whole Epstein thing.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
No, if we discovered.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
It, you get plenty of credit for the stuff you
bring to this. I brought this one. You had nothing
to do with it. I said it to you and
you laughed your ass off.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Find it?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
You know that. You know there's a big deal going
on with Trump and his bruising right hand and there's
bandages right right.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
My eyes e kgeez.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah. But but what's her name? Uh? Who's the press secretary?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I don't know their names?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Carol?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Carol?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
What's her name?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Carol lipshits?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Well?
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Whatever, I My thing is simple, simple, the blonde girl,
the blonde girl. I don't I don't care what party
you believe it, I really don't. But what I don't
like my intelligence. You should be able to say intelligence
if you're going to go down this road.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I don't like when my intelligence is is is insulted.
And and her expl explanation why Trump's right hand is
bruised is ridiculous, Tony.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I you see that's what you is her name.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
It's ridiculous. She's trying to say he shakes so many
hands that his right hand is a bruised hand full
ship shake any one's handed, you barely touch the surface
of the hand.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. You see
how the guy shakes hands. He grabs, he pulls, he
keeps him close to him. That's gotta take. I don't know, it's.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Tody, you're a big sand of the Trumpster.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
No, I'm just.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Saying, how many ron how many hands are day do
you shake? Dude, that guy's a handshake He likes shaking hands.
He likes shaking hands and sign and stuff. So your
hand's got to get cramped up at some point.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
You don't have to be you don't have to.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I'm not defending him.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
I'm just saying he's seventy something years old and he's
shakes in a lot of.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Hands and everyone shakes hands. Tony, He's.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
No, you're not the president of the United States.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And you take a couple of orders, you take a.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Couple I have a feeling Tony has a fat head
of Donald in his bedroom.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
No, I haven't a new poster. No one's hand bruises
so badly on this side from shaking hands. It's no.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
There was a time.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I know this is hard to believe now, but there
was a time I was pretty fucking famous and we
shook a lot of fucking hands. I never had a
bruise on my goddamn hand.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Ever, ever, you're still famous.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
The only time I had a bruise on my hand
is if I if I hit a doorknob or something.
There's something going on and it's and you can't explain
it because too many hands. And I hate my intelligence
being insulted, she says, comes up with the stupid explanation
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they have to my questions.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Let me okay, you could talk on your show going.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
I feel like, thanks, Tony, look what you've done.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Give up to that Opie.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
God damn it. I hope he's a little kid and
now he's gonna have a.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
This is my this is my I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
You drive me crazy, Tony, because you're drinking.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
All the kool aid. My point is this Joe there
with this ridiculous explanation why his hand is bruised, right,
and the press corps has to sit there and and
take it. No one, fucking, no one fucking pushes back
and goes, this is ridiculous. No one's Caroline from shaking
hands like that.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Caroline love Ittt, the Press secretary who you're talking about,
was asked yesterday, what's going on with Donald Trump's Why
does he have a bandage on his hand? And why
is he getting am I and e kg's and cat scans?
And we want to know the dates of these medical procedures.
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She said, I don't have those dates on me at
the moment. I will get those medical dates for you
when he had the exams. And then she said, you're
question about his band's hand. She goes and then she's
kind of like man'splaining to us. Oh, you don't get it, people,
Donald Trump shakes more hands than you'll ever know. She says,
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the White House is like Grand Central Station, and Donald
Trump is shaking hands essentially NonStop.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It's a fucking excuse. It's not true, is he that? Brad?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I want to know what My question is that what
are you gonna say?
Speaker 6 (23:48):
What about.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
The honest, the honest, goodness fucking question is who gives
a ship? Who gives a ship? When we had a
dead guy in office? From said, hey, this guy's dead,
nobody asked why? Hey, why did fucking Biden fall off
his bike? Why did Biden fall down the stairs? Why
can't Biden walk? Why can't Biden speak? Why are they
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just giving him screen and sticking them in a room?
Know why his picture is an auto pen because that's
what we had for four years.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
No, you're not wrong, but Trump president, Now Trump put
it under the microscope. President.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Maybe he's jerking off too much.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Maybe maybe hell, maybe.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
He's the new Diddy.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
All I'm saying is all I'm saying is I don't
like my intelligence insulted. This has nothing to do with handshakes,
and if it did, hold on.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Use logic here.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Believe it not something that like people that drink the
fucking kool aid, But it's not about everything about their party.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Let me just use simple, simple logic.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Okay, Let's say Let's say let's say that his hand
is bruise from shaking too many hands. Let's just say
which is right?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Then?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Why is he still shaking fucking hands at that point
You're like, you know what, his hand is so fucking bruised.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Let's start this because he's the president of the United
States of America, and we never show weakness where the
United States of America, where Americans start.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Acting like it.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I have, First of all, I have two things to
say on this.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Why it wouldn't be the last person to support Trump
because you know his.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Guy. I'm just saying that. Hold on one second. We
we voted and we elected him. We hired him to
do a job. That job is to be the president
of the United States of America. Correct, So if his
hand is bruised, that in no way, shape or form
stops him from being I think president of the United
States of America and doing his job.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Here. We shouldn't, can't.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I hear you loud and clear. My problem with the
whole thing.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Is being I don't like that's what they do to us.
That's what they do. Do you understand They're sitting here
trying to tell us how some fishermen were out trying
to catch fish on a speedboat and somebody dropped some
stuff on them twice.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
And they're they're no longer here and these guys were
just fishing. Come on, that's a load.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Of ho we do. All right, let's play the clip
from yesterday and uh, you know.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
They treat both of us stupid.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
They tried to that's all right, all right, I'm gonna
play her excuse from yesterday. Okay, this clip, it's hard
to find because they buried it at the end of
the LT. At the end of the clip, you're going
to see what's under the bandage. So look closely. Okay, Tony,
this is for you.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I hope you're sitting down.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, how is he going to play this for you?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Tony? But now you got me fired up.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I was not gonna play here you go. At the
end of the clip, you'll see what's under the bandage.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
But here, hope down.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
It's the White House gave yesterday.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
It's very small in my eyes, of fun extensively throughout
the years.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
As for the bandages, on the hand, we've also given
you an explanation for that. In the past, the president
is literally constantly shaking hands. The Oval Office is like
Grand Central Terminal. He is meeting with more people than
any of.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
You even know about.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
On a daily basis.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
He's also on a daily aspirin regimen, which is something
his physical examinations.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
He doesn't have to wait in line at the Epstein
at the Epstein.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Line, he goes right through, like like like like world pass.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You see that it says Epstein. What did it say?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Epstein Lifetime Pass.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
That's what it says.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Under his band, he doesn't have to wait in line.
He doesn't have to wait in line for the little girls.
He goes straight through. He's got he's got the he's
got the VI p Epstein.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Pass, just like a Disney World.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
That's why his grip's so strong. It's such a strong grip.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
And I'll say, can I just say two things.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
People who are true maggots, people have truly drink in
the kool aid the very first thing. The always say
and Tony just did it, But they immediately go back
to Biden.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
What about Biden? He was he was an inter valid. Okay,
we're hold on.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
Let you guys did it. You guys did it for
four years.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Man, yeah you did.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
You did it for eight years. And I get it.
I understand it's the same on both ends. It's nonsense.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
At the end of the day, you can sit back
if you sit back and pay attention to everything.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
This is all scripted from him and getting fucking.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
His Hey tony, hey, tony.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Ask.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
They just did a poll, not for not not for Democrats.
They did a poll for Republicans who are Republicans, and
they said, at this point in Trump's second administration, does
the economy still fall on Joe Biden or Donald Trump?
It was like seventy three percent of Republicans said, the
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state of the economy falls solely on the shoulders of
Donald Trump. And why is the economy fucking up? And
it's Donald's Trump policy?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Aren't all time? Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
The backbone of the economy in America is small business,
and small business is going out of business because they
can't afford the tariffs. Small business works on a very
small margin. They can't afford the increases. And guess what,
they stopped expanding, they stopped hiring.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
They they are now laying off people.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
They can't project the future of their business because of
the tariffs. When small business fails, the economy fails.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It's a it's a major problem.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
So hold on one second. Can I can I say something?
Speaker 7 (29:55):
And this guy with Trump, this is just got what
what's going through my head as you're speaking on We
took people, we put them in their houses. They're no
longer going to offices, they're working from home. Right, didn't
Facebook and all of these tech companies? Shit can a
bunch of people? Didn't they do that? Didn't they? They
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lay off a whole bunch of people. Now, these people,
what are they gonna do? Where they're gonna work? Because
a buddy of mine just got laid off from it.
His company was taken over by a British company and
they're not gonna outsource that anymore.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
So what's he gonna do? Where's he gonna go?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
How does that have to do with what's going on
with small business?
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Small business? You're blaming stuff on tariffs. When was the
last time you actually went and shopped for something and
didn't have something delivered by Amazon? Because I know my
wife doesn't go shopping anymore. Everything that's coming to my house,
whether it's for the holidays, whether it's for a birthday,
whether it's for for.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Whatever the hell it is, it's coming from Amazon.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm actually gonna agree with Tony
a little bit. But I'm also gonna explain why the
small businesses also had a responsibility to try to keep
their fucking prices down, and they price themselves out of
some of these areas and where there's things we need
in this house and it's like we gotta go to
Amazon because it's way more affordable. That's the problem.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah, absolutely responsibility in that too. To I love, I love,
I love supporting small businesses until it gets to a
point where you're like, we got a toy store on
seventy second Street and they beg, you know, support small businesses.
We need your help. We're trying to survive blah blah blah.
And I'm like, okay, this is when the kids were
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younger and they had the particular stuff we needed for Christmas,
the younger type toys, and we're like, okay, let's support
small business. We would go in there. The prices were
in fucking sane and I want to say the lady,
we're trying to support you so you could keep your
store open, but you got to you gotta work with
us a little bit. These prices are ridiculous. So it's
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a give and take between the consumer and the small businesses.
I hate. I'm not gonna lie to you. I see
the Amazon giant factories. They're popping up everywhere. Now there's
a when you ride the drive the L I E.
Or the New Jersey Turnpike, you see these insane warehouses
for Amazon. I hate that I've gone down that road
(32:18):
and I'm giving my money to Amazon. But I but
most of us don't have a choice. It's just way
way cheaper, way cheaper.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
That's what's killing the that's what's killing the economy. Ron,
that's what's no.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
No, I agree, but now I agree with Ron. Now
the tariffs are fucking making the price is ridiculously high.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
I don't love, so you understand I don't buy stuff.
That's number one. Number two. The problem that I have
with people having problems with tariffs is we have a
pretty big country with a lot of fucking resources, and
we should be making stuff us. Don't tell me that
we don't have enough space in this country to produce
shit on our own.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
There was a time when we were doing that.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Dude, ten years, Tony, that takes ten years. Stand up
takes you.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Know what it was supposed to say.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Ron was supposed to say just fuck everything, because that's
what I'm hearing.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I'm hearing Okay, well, that takes too long. I'm hearing
from Oh well, I hate going.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Down that road. And why this.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Is a problem that's gonna take a really long time
to figure out. The other problem is, do you know
what anyone wait wait, wait wait, do you know anyone
that owns a small business and where they get their
ship from?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
They're no joyce.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
That's why China is so fucking huge and so many
businesses go to China because they can do it way cheaper. Yeah,
because it's wrong themselves out of the market.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Listen, you grew up in the seventies.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
I was born in the seventies, okay, and back then
that was the cool thing when stuff you saw it.
It was happening from the seventies. Before the seventies, everything
was made in the un US. A mid seventies it
switched and everything started you made in Taiwan, made in Taiwan.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Made in Taiwan.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Why was that? Why?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
And why was that? For real?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Why?
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Because everything was cheaper and everything was stuff that you
couldn't get. Everything was like, oh man, that's pretty freaking cool.
They got this little turtle that swims on the top
and it only costs me full of bucks.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
In principle, we all want to support America, and principle
we want to buy a ship in America. Of course
we do. In principle, we want to support the small
business all that we all have in our fucking heads.
But when you're when you're looking at your your bills
every month and you're like this is ridiculous, and you
go to Amazon and it's like a third of the price, well,
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none of most of us don't have the choice.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Well money, Well listen, then it goes right back to
what my man said. You don't need thirty dollars, and
you don't need seventeen pencils. You just need about one
or two dollars and you need you know, I want
to know how you support some more.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Business instead of buying.
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Instead of buying ten things from Amazon, you got one
thing funny?
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
What makes that clip so funny is that Trump is
so out of touch.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
He thinks we use First of all, who the fuck
even uses them?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Nobody uses pencils.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
And that's actually no one's buying thirty seven dollars from
their fucking daughter. They want an I.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Pad for Christmas? Idiot?
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Can I can I say one to the other? Let
me say let me let me say one thing, Tony,
without being interrupted. This is about your guy Trump. Trump
put like, now there's there's there's like a hundred and
there's like a hut. What happened, Opie. There's there's one
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hundred and ten percent tariff now on China because Trump's
trying to punish China because he because we're we're America,
is is China's number one trading partner, So he Trump
Trump thought he could out last China, which economy is
going to collapse first, Yeah, guess what. China now has
a trillion dollar surplus in trade because they just fucking
(36:06):
pivoted to the rest of the world. Donald Trump has
made China much more powerful, much more richer. China has
much more influence in Africa, in the Middle East. We
got rid of us eight aid. He has made China
more of a superpower. That's the policy, Donald Trump. That
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he tried to hurt China and he made China a trillion.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Dollar surplus and trade.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
How policy work, Tony?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
What do you have to say about that?
Speaker 7 (36:38):
No, this is What I'm gonna tell you, Ron, What
I'm gonna tell you is across the bridge. When I
was growing up in Astoria, across the bridge is Flushing
from me right now, Okay, across that bridge, Flushing and
Chinatown was about this big. This is how big the
Chinatown and Flushing was. Now that whole neighborhood is China.
(36:59):
Oh yeah, and in my neighborhood it's China. I'm waiting
Chinaman to knock on my door and say, I have cash.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
I pay you cash. You want to leave them, I say, yes,
I leave you. Understand, China's already here.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
So the nonsense of he just made them a trillion
dollars bro China owns Budweiser.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Oh they used to.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
China bought Budweiser, and now they've sold it to some
German company.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
The the American companies that you think are American, if
you google them, I'm sure you'll find that a lot
of them are owned by China already.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You're not wrong, You're not what they're given.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
What they're pushing, Ron, That's what I'm trying to tell you.
I'm trying to tell you if you look between the lines,
it's just all. You know, everybody's lying in their pockets,
but us.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
I guess people love this because the numbers are crazy today.
But I was hoping for just a nice, easy podcast,
a little trump, a few jokes.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
What there was there wasn't you understand because that's on
both sides.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
I don't read case. What's that song? Uhday morning?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Can I tell you? Can I tell you something? For real?
This is exactly exactly. We're all friends. I like these
guys a lot. We're all friends.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
This is what's happening in America, and this is what
they want us to do. But they want us to
go after each other. They want us to strangle each
other as they get nothing done in Washington now at
the end of day, they want exactly this every day,
whether it's in a backyard, in the breakroom, at work, on.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
The subway, this is exactly at the ball game.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
This is exactly what they want and we and we
fell for it again whom by my Lord.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
We could still speak to each other. There's people that
no longer I have friends that won't speak to them anymore.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Tony, I'll never speak to you again.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
I still think we need to go are your high school?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Oh okay, all right, now I want to all right,
I want to.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
I want to do Man on the Street.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
I want to do Man on the Street interviews and say, hey, man,
you know the famous people that went to this high school?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
There you go, all right, listen, old On, had they
ever invited you back to your high school to.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Like do like a like, hey the people who made it? Like,
did you ever go to your back your high school?
Talk talk talk talk to a class bro.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
I graduated a million years ago.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
But when I first graduated and started having some success
and some fame, yes, they did invite me back, and
I did go back a couple of times. Wait, this
is a million years ago, now a million. They don't
even know who the fuck I am anymore. It's fine, uh, Ron,
you had a who demand?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Ron has a how to make a prison wine?
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Which is good because me and Tony were talking about
the Peat Didty documentary earlier this week.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
That seems a million years.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Ago, Tony, me and you talking about the Pete Diddy
fucking documentary. So Ron, what do you got now?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
So here's my who demand. I don't know if you
know that.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
We got ten dollars coming in morning, guys, here's some
tip money for the guys you're helping out this year.
Oh fuck, thank you.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Can I just say one thing before I say who
the man is?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:06):
I want to.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
I want to, uh say what Tony said? Tony said,
Oh no, you're not going back. No, no, no, just quickly
no no no, quickly, quickly, quickly, good, quickly. Tony said,
I don't understand what the big deal is with all
these medical procedures for the president.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Leave them alone.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
It is so important that the president is mentally healthy.
He may have dementia. Tony, Now, here's my who de man,
here's my who de man, here's my demcha, here's my
who to man.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Now I gotta say, because I do try to try
to bounce back and forth between the parties, find it
was absolutely fucking not with it for the last at
least a year or two of his presidency. I have
to say for the other people, they have that in common.
And I want to make fun of Barack Obama. If
you want, I know the truth, today's very out of it.
(41:03):
All right, let me do it fast and very fast,
and then we can please hopefully move on.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Barack Obama.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
We're running out of time.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Barack Obama has this tweet. Chicago's where Michelle was raised,
where I got my star as an organizer, and where
we built the family together. When the Obama Presidential Center
opens next June, it will be our way to give.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Back to the city that given us so much.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Obama's giving Chicago an ugly, fucking.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Building that no one will visit.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Isn't isn't Chicago? Is it still the murder capital of
the world.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Yeah, but if he wants to give back to Chicago,
it shouldn't be stupid building where you go in and
have to learn about Obama and his dumb policies. Who
gives a shit and no one reads anymore anyway, So
don't have books in there.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
Here's my het take if you could, if they like,
if Trump wants to run for a third if Baraco,
if that's true and they change the constitution, Barack Obama
would win in a landslide.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
All right, But that's not happening. Trump is losing all
his support from his own party.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
All right, go ahead, Ron, All.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Right, here's my heart, here's my who's the man? And
then we're.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Gonna go back. So Pe did he? But before we
go to who de man, let's just let's just finish
off the P Diddy thing.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
So like two weeks ago, P did he got caught
making homemade wine.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yes, and that's a big no no in prison.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
And he got reprimanded and I guess he lost some
some privileges and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Can I raise my hand? Can because you're the expert
on prison life.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Yeah, why does it fucking matter if these idiots are
making toilet wine. That's not some love that sounds horrendous.
Let them make their stupid toilet wine. What is it
because it makes them act up or something.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Well, it's quadra band, it's alcohol. But here's the other danger.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Let them make their if you're shipping in like a
nice I p A or a beautiful fucking uh smarten A.
I I get it, but it's it's shipped from a toilet,
let them drink their garbage from the toilets.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
Well, here's here's the real danger with with h they
call it prison hoots.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Here here's the danger.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
There's a there's a chance you're gonna die from botulism
because it's just not sanitary.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Here's no Now, this is this is how they caught P.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Diddy.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
First of all, how do they make it?
Speaker 5 (43:37):
They take the fruit peels, they take the apples, the oranges,
this from the commentsary, the cafeteria. They take the scrap
you know, the little fruit cocktails with the juice. They
take that. They take the raisins, They take orange peels,
they take apples, They take sugar cubes, they take hard
peppermint candy, anything with sugar right.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Right in the bag they mash They mashed it up
in a bag.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
Then they add water. Okay, they mashed that up right
Now you have to add yeast. Oh my god, Now,
where the fuck are you gonna get yeast in prison?
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Don't tell me. I don't tell me from their taints.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
I mean besides uh, besides sequisha, the prison gad.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Where they get in the I don't even want to
know where they get the yeast.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
So you need you need, you need tormented fruit, you
need sugar, and you need yeast.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Where do they.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
I got it?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Where do they get the yeast from underpants? They're dipping
it in like it's like it's like it's a tea
bag getting the yeastdale.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Uh, maybe in a women's prison.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
Bro, If you ever come to my house, with a
bottle of wine. I'm gonna punch you right in the
fucking nose.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
It's manichevit you fucking anti Semitic copsucker.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
So where do they get the yeast from?
Speaker 5 (44:57):
I mean you could, I.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Mean they there's yeast in kitchen, but you'd.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Have to see them.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Uh uh come on, I got it.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
You want the real answer.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Yeah, bread, Yeah, it's so they get their yeast from moldy,
rotten bread.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
They have to let the bread sit around bread in
their underpants.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
To the mixture, and then they add ketchup because ketchup.
They need ketchup for the acidity and to add nutrients.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Now what they.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Do you don't put it in nutrients Yep, nutrients and
for the as and for the acidity.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Rob, I want to stop you. This is where you're frustrated, Rob,
because he brings up great ship and then I want
to jump in. I didn't know until this very moment
that when you're making a homemade wine that they add ketchup.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Ketchup, no idea.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
It's actually one of the ingredients that's always in a ketchup.
It's for the it's for the nutrients and for the acidity.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Now this is what you do.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
You got the fruit, you got, the moldy bread you got,
you got the sugar, you got the water, you mash it.
You put it in like a big fucking garbage bag,
and you have to leave a little hole for it
to burp. So what you do is now then they
wrap it in a towel to keep it.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
You have to keep it warm.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
So what they do is they wrap it in a
towel to keep it warm. And why they call it
toilet wine because that's where they're concealing it.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
There's where else are you going to hide it.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
So they're concealing the bag of the garbage bag wrapped
in a towel in the toilet to conceal it. However,
it's not ideal because the toilet water is cooled. You
need a war you need you need warm conditions. Now,
this is how you know. When the toilet wine is finished,
there's gonna be a lot of gas and fermentation and
(46:53):
it's called burping, and you have to continue to burn
the bag. You have to have a little hole at
the top, otherwise the bab will explode. Once the bag
stops gurping, the fermentation has finished, then you take the
plat the garbage bag out of.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
The toilet, take the powell off.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
Then you strain the bag through like cloth, a T
shirt socks to get all the sediment out, and then the.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Potty starts batilism. Baby, you're gonna fucking die.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Somebody, hey or whatever you say after Yeah, oh, hold on,
you know what I wanna I want to try it
for try it. I want to try it for the show,
for the show.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
I want to try for the show.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
But like, yeah, like there's a chance you're like you're
gonna put yourself in serious and serious hom uh just
because it's not sanitary, but we should try.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
Is it not sanitary because it's made in a toilet?
Like we can use a bucket, we can use a
clean home deeple bucket.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I would have.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
I would imagine, I would imagine that it's very easy
to sneak outibles into a prison these days, So why
why would you go through all that for the buzz
when you can easily just get a gummy happening.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Just sticking those up their butts. At this point, I think, man.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Bro I just saw I just saw that some guy,
uh he had a drone flying stuff in and dropping I.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Like that, you know, speaking of.
Speaker 6 (48:28):
He's really making toilet like that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, he got caught by the prison guards.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Speaking of drones, I think it's Walmart. When they started
saying they were gonna use drones to deliver stuff, to
deliver stuff, I'm like this, they're out of there, fucking
how is that possible? But I saw a video on it.
It is gonna it's either happening in uh experimental towns
right now and it's absolutely gonna be happening that maybe
(48:53):
not in a city like this. But what they figured
out is the drone hovers above, so that keeps it safe,
right because if the drone with the blades landing on
your front yard, you could just imagine the carnage. That's
why I was like this, they'll never do this because
of the insurance money to.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Make this happen. But I saw a fucking video.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
It hovers and you take your package off, like it
has a rope or whatever or or cable.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
You take your package and that guarantees like delivery was made.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Couse soon as you take the fucking package, it all
goes on record and then the thing takes off. It
never lands, correct.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
This shit. Domenos Dominoes also delivers pizza with.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Drones in certain in certain parts of the country.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
But I stupid me, I was thinking, well, these drones
have to land on your front yard and with kids playing,
How the fuck is this gonna be possible?
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Right?
Speaker 7 (49:45):
Right?
Speaker 6 (49:45):
Right? It's crazy, it's pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
It's wild.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Who's your mann?
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Who's your man?
Speaker 5 (49:51):
Right? So here's my hooton man. I don't know if
you know this guy. His name's Michael Jordan. You know
a guy named Michael Jordan?
Speaker 3 (49:59):
The he is the goat?
Speaker 7 (50:01):
I actually, do you know a guy named Michael Jordan
who is not that Michael Jordan, but he is a
Michael Jordan's.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Ouch, that's gotta hurt. What is your Michael? What does
your Michael Jordan do for a living?
Speaker 6 (50:12):
I think he's in contracting, contract or something like that.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
Is he is? He is?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
He is he ebity or ivory.
Speaker 6 (50:19):
He's in the middle. Actually he's Hispanic.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Oh, poor guy.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
If you're if you're born Michael Jordan, you gotta change it.
You have to change that's you can't live up to
that name.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Be in it, right, Michael B.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Jordan's Michael B. Jordan does all right for himself.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Michael Jordan's a Hispanic name, Michael B.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Come on, bro, no, now we're talking about the actor.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
No, I know, probably Michael Jorge or something.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
You know, he's brothers with him, they're in the same union. Oh,
come on, he knows that brother.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Can I brag? Can I brag? There's There was a
time that Michael B. Jordan was on the Opien Anthony Show.
And now I got on the waiter and Tony P
I'm doing right.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
Upgrade my friend, it's up grade.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
It was.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
It was when he was on the Wire. Michael Michael B.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Jordan.
Speaker 4 (51:10):
People don't remember was on the Wire was on the.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
One of the I would say The Wire and The Sopranos.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
We went over this run.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
It's probably two of the best shows ever.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, now, you said the Sopranos was the best show
on HBO ever. Challenging, I said The Wire was better
than the Sopranos. You can't change it too.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Now.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
There was also a chow before The Wire called like
Baltimore Homicide or something like on the Street.
Speaker 7 (51:35):
You guys are taking away what about oz remember us sucked?
Speaker 6 (51:39):
It's it was great for its time.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
What are you a fan of artist Wine All right,
you ready for my John dollars?
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Today I learned how to make toilet wine from Ron
and now trying not to puch.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
By the way, there's a there's a man of Chevins
version for the Jewish holidays.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
All right, listen, we used prunes, we from met with proove.
Speaker 6 (52:00):
What do you use foreskins?
Speaker 4 (52:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
That's where you get the east.
Speaker 7 (52:04):
That's why you've got no wrinkles. You put the foreskins
in the mental shovels and it gets rid.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Of the wrinkles. Can I tell you.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
About the worst part of Ron's how to?
Speaker 3 (52:14):
How to videos do great on YouTube?
Speaker 4 (52:16):
By the way, it was the ketchup that got me
everything else you said, I'm like, all right, the fruit by.
Speaker 5 (52:21):
The way, Yeah, it's they get the ketchup ketchup package
from the cafeteria and and it's for the acidity and
the nutrients.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Who the fuck?
Speaker 5 (52:31):
No? Who know?
Speaker 6 (52:32):
All right?
Speaker 4 (52:32):
You ready? Who you know how disgusting it is af
you Friday? My few is to ketchup. You know how
disgusting ketchup is when it's not on a hamburger or
a fucking French fry? You ever just take your finger
for whatever reason, maybe it's your kid's face or your face,
and you go like this and you get a little
ketchup off and you put in your mouth without the
French fry or the hamburger.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
It's poison.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
It's all chemicals and high fruit. Those corns are there's
there's no fucking tomato in it. It's and it's all.
The red is not from a tomato. It's all that's red.
Number that's die red something. It's all cancers, by the way.
Speaker 6 (53:09):
Cancer getting rid of that. You don't getting rid of that.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
RFK baby, alright, listen to me.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
It's the five minute warning. There's a new thing with
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
It's a five minute warning because like we have to
get this on the podcast apps for the people in
the cars.
Speaker 5 (53:25):
You know what we should do for the five minute warning.
Do that hockey you know when they score at a
hockey at an NHL game, they do that that horn.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
No, this is what I do in five minutes from
right now. I'm just turning this off.
Speaker 6 (53:39):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
So get your plugs in now, Ron Ron, Ron Berman
Comedy and all the socials. All right, go ahead, Ron, quick,
here's who the man five minutes out.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
So Michael Jordan who's considered the goat, not Lebron James.
Of course, you know, Michael Jordan also is a NASCAR owner,
Michael Jordan.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Can I name other layers that are greater than a
Lebron James, by the way, really fast? So Larry Bird,
Larry Bird falls short because.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Of his specifically Larry Bird short.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
Because of his backfucking issues. Unfortunately he was on his way. Ron.
But there's another Boston legend that's way above Lebron James.
And I'm gonna put Kobe Bryant above Lebron James, believe
it or not, and Will Chamberlain.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
Bill Russell, Bill Russell is probably for real the goat.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
I hate. Michael Jordan is the goat because we most
of us alive have seen Michael Jordan play. Most of
us alive have never seen Bill Russell play. That's the problem.
Bill Russell won eleven championships and he was a coach.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
He was a player coach too.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
All right, go ahead, right, So Michael Jordan is also
owns a NASCAR race guard team called twenty three Xi
oh damn.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
And Michael Jordan.
Speaker 5 (55:06):
Just successfully came back from from Congress. Because Michael Jordan
went to Congress and sued NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Because of the monopoly.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
He went, he went to he went to, he went
to Congress, he got he sued NASCAR because they are
a massive monopoly.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
And the settlement, So here's the settlement.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
NASCAR will now permanently give Michael Jordan's team twenty three
x twenty three x one or an XI item, I'm
not sure which it is, permanent status in NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
NASCAR was keeping all the money and they weren't the money.
The revenues NASCAR was making from the events right right
right for everything, the TV revenues, they're making hundreds of
billions of dollars. However, the average team owner loses one
to two million a year because it's so expensive to
(56:10):
maintain hey, every time you crash, right, it's so expensive
to maintain a NASCAR car throughout the season that the
average team, the average team loses loses two million a year.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
So here, here's what Michael Jordan did.
Speaker 5 (56:25):
He's the guy who broke the fucking monopoly, just like
they broke AT and T. NASCAR now has to dole
out three hundred and sixty million dollars among the NASCAR
race teams Wow, as the settlement for being a monopoly.
Michael Jordan did that. Michael Jordan broke the NASCAR monopoly.
Speaker 3 (56:49):
Can I can?
Speaker 4 (56:50):
I I'm gonna tag you and that settlement that's pennies
to those guys. Correct, Just imagine what.
Speaker 3 (56:56):
They're really fucking making.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
But damn, that's that's some solid progress.
Speaker 5 (57:00):
Can you imagine, like when you go to a NASCAR event,
there's one hundred thousand spectators. Can you imagine the revenue
made from one NASCAR event?
Speaker 4 (57:08):
Can you imagine what they're saying. Can you imagine what
they're saying in their private lounges about Michael Jordan? If
you know the history of NASCAR, announce like the.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
Dois now it's a black guy that has that did this?
Speaker 5 (57:23):
Do you know? Do you do?
Speaker 2 (57:25):
You know how NASCAR got It's got its origin. They
were bootleggers.
Speaker 5 (57:30):
They were bootleggers and that turned into NASCAR. What do
you think about that?
Speaker 3 (57:39):
No, we got to get it up on the podcast
at Yeah, we got it's.
Speaker 5 (57:43):
Time once again. We've got to take Tony's advice. I
didn't turn my phone fucking horizontal.
Speaker 3 (57:50):
No, you look good, though, Look as I look good.
Speaker 2 (57:53):
Look at the all right, you got you.
Speaker 7 (57:57):
Look at this, you're still about I don't care anymore.
Speaker 5 (58:01):
No, no, Tony with the one chain. That's like the
new fad. Now everybody with one fucking chain.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
I told you I have to shave because I have
a birth defect that the hair doesn't stop growing. It
would be poking.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
Them at talking about my chest hair.
Speaker 4 (58:19):
If I don't shave, it would be this long.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (58:23):
It's the truth, all.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
Right, Ron, It like a bird, a lot of yelling
at screaming today.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
It was good to get it out. It's what they
want us to do.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
Hey, let me say this.
Speaker 5 (58:38):
At least, at least we're having a conversation, you know
what I mean. We got a maga guy, Jim Jones
drank the kool aid, and we still and we still
tolerate him.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
What about you, Ron?
Speaker 6 (58:49):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (58:49):
Ron?
Speaker 6 (58:49):
You drank the other kool lead. You didn't drink the
red kool aid, you drank the bluekool lead.
Speaker 4 (58:53):
You got the polar opposites, your polar opposites in the
political arena, and I'm I'm a wishy washy the referee.
Speaker 6 (59:04):
That's why you should be in the middle. You're the referee.
Speaker 4 (59:06):
I'm wishy washy. You know, there are times I like
the Trump I'm not gonna lie to you, and there's
times I hate his fucking guns, simple as that. But
most most people you know, like Tony Trump does nothing
wrong and zero wrong.
Speaker 6 (59:20):
No, but I'm not saying that the guy. Just I listen.
Speaker 7 (59:23):
I uh enjoying the show. I'm enjoying the political show
of it all. And I picked my side for the Yankees.
I'm rooting for the Mets six.
Speaker 4 (59:34):
Everybody hates wake me up to the ball.
Speaker 5 (59:41):
I don't
When Oh my god, I'm laughing because I uh I
started the uh Opie radio podcast and is blowing his
nose and clearing his throat.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
When do you got a real trumpet?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What do you got alogies? Are you allergic to your Oh?
That's right.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
You guys don't do the Christmas tree, so you can't
be allergic to a Christmas tree, like I am.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
You're the only person I've ever known to be allergic
to a Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, well it happens ron you know, honikah right around
the corner, and uh, you guys don't do a Christmas tree.
What are you gonna what are you gonna decorate your
fern this holiday? Rhyn is that what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You have? You have a Christmas tree?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
And you know what the Jews did to like make
that Jewish kids not feel so sad?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Bush?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
We got a.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Why do.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
They created the honka bush or was it always around?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Now?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Is to uh counter of ballot your pagan Christmas tree?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, exactly, because you knew we were having all the fun.
You're like, why we we can't allow them to have
all the fun. So you're like, you know what if
we just bring a bush into our house. No one
will think we're copying, but we really are copying. The
Christian family across the street is having way too much
fun with their Christmas lights, and they're staying.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
There fucking Christmas Christian crusades, and we decorate the Honokah
bush with chocolate coins.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
With chocolates. You guys, I can't believe it.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
You guys were so upset because in its essence, a
monora is just like a branch.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I don't know Tony, by the way, that's Tony p
very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
That's rather the waiter, very funny.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Comedian podcast person podcast hosts. I don't know lives with
a gay guy celebrates Highnka is in love with a
fern literally and is.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Your fern store?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Is the fern still alive or.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Did you bury that in Coney Island like you did
that skull that they found. I'm paying attention to rock.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
My little my little Jewish nook.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I see the Jewish nook. Okay, apartments, Oh, look at
the fern.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's taking up the whole living room.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
My roommate's like, you're gonna have to put it outside, suit,
I'll put you outside, fern.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Ro too big a black stana.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Oh boy, it's like little Chapahas Boy.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You know what, Ron, you could you could post this
video online and people would be convinced you're a time traveler.
Did you do anything from the from the twenty first century?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
In that house?
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Show us the pit ron, show us the pit where
you where you throw the people.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You want to talk old? Look at that?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
What do you got? Is that a phonograph?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Is that a big trolla?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What is that? All right?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Ron? This is too visual for the people. Most of
these people listen to our podcast. They listened to it
on their podcast app. They subscribe to Opie Radio and
they and they download the episode. So uh and I
love how you ignored me when I said, are you
going to bury the fern in Coney Island like you
did that skull?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You go to Coney Island all the time.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
And there and they dug up what human bones?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Recently?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I was going to Coney Island probably on average twice
a week during the summer.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah you know, and uh yeah, they with.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
A bone here, a bone there in your backpack.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
That you can bone everywhere about.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
They essentially discover like a fucking like graveyard Yeah, they
did in Coney Island.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, they did.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I had nothing to do with that.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Maybe maybe you should have dumped the ashes over there
instead of like that pond.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh that was that was a narciss I love the
narcissistic ant, you know mud story where her ashes just
turned mud.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I wanted a videotape it.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
My cousin would let me if he goes no, this
is a private family affair.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
That would have been great if you would have videotaped
that and played the theme for the Titanic behind it,
that would have been the best thing in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Celine.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
All right, we got we got a question coming in
from Jay Warren, one of mine. Does ron know Anthony
Rymndy who ran gangster cigars on Cony Island?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He says, he knows you. Oh damn, you know a
gangster in Cony Island there, Ronnie.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I come from a long line of gangsters, I know.
I like that, A long line.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Of Boston Jewish gangsters.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I like that. Do you know this guy or not?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know. Maybe all right, so
how is everybody? It's at you Friday?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Did you did you come up with a little list
of things that bother you in this world, in this life,
anything that bother bothered you this week, anything that bothers
you about the.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Holiday season, anything anything.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Let us know in the chat. All right, I got one.
I got one.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, because I know you guys don't have any.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
I have plenty this week.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh you do, Tony?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Well off this week?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Man, Tony you got you got a microwave at work? Yes,
where everyone just shares the microwave, right, absolutely? How do
you feel about people? Now? You're like blue collar, so
this ain't.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Happened to you.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I've gotta tell you what. But I just realize you're
a blue collar so this doesn't happen to you at work.
I hate people that microwave fish.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, your work, they don't do that at your work.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
No, you have a watch, McCall. We actually have a microwave,
and we have a little air fryer.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
We got a girdle.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Come on, it's the shop. So fish, if you're gonna
eat a fish, got to put it in an oven.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
But yeah, I mean I wouldn't reheat fish unless it's
like a fried piece of fish.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
You should not.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
You should put fish in a microwave.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Fish is like, uh, the huha, you gotta eat it fresh,
Yes you do. You don't want the old hula. You
don't want the old fish. No way, man, I'm here
with that. Go wash.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That's a good point, very good point. Yes, all right,
Well what else bothered you this week? Tony?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
The vet bothered me. I hate vets. I hate them.
I hate vets. I hate the vets. Veterinarians. Yeah, because
I fucking.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Veterinarians. I'm sorry, not veterans. I hate veterinarians. Bro, Why
pretend like they give a ship, They overcharge you, They
don't care. It's just all the business. Do you understand?
And then you know I was fifteen minutes late once
they took my fucking appointment away. I'm there, My wife's
fucking there. We have the fucking dogs. We're waiting for him,
(07:08):
waiting for him, waiting for him. This guy goes forty
five minutes late, right, forty five minutes late. Yeah, they
do this test, they do that test day, blah blah blah.
The reason I took my dog there was for blood work.
They called me back with one dog's blood work. The
other dog they pulled the blood said my wife declined
the blood work. I gotta take my time again this
(07:29):
fucking week, and they're gonna charge me on top of it. Yeah,
what are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
These people are crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
The problem is you do business in uh in New
York City.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
That's the not even New York City. You know what
the problem is. It's from Scarsdale. You know what kind
of people.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
We don't like the Skysdale people.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I got a vet and it's way out east on
Long Island because I tried the vets in this area,
same shit. They overcharge you for, you know, basic services
for your dog. So I found a vet that is uh,
I don't know about ninety mile was away from here.
And every time the dog needs something like immediately, I
call them. They squeeze me in and I jump in
the car and I go out there for all my
(08:08):
vet needs.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
We found a good one out there. But you know
what about you? What about you?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Ron?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Anything bothering you this week?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Roddy boy? Ron? Ron?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I well, I didn't prepare what's bothering me? Because don't
we do Who's the man? On Fridays?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
We do?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
We do Hoodman every every time we do this.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Sometimes we don't get to it.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
But you know I got, I got can I start
with hohodemn and then we go to yours ron.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Go ahead, Okay, we'll go back to fuse. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
What were you about to say, No, one's gonna be your.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Hood man, No, no, no, no, fuse. I thought we were
still on.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, we could do f you, We could do whatever
we want.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Positive. Let's go to the positive side. We could always
get back to the ne fuse.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
All right, your microwaves veterinarians over Chad. Yeah, so we're.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Off to a good start. And and here's my who
demand today. It's uh, it's our lord and savior. You know,
it's the holiday season, so let's uh. Donald Trump is
my lord and savior and he is demand today because
he figured out the economy with this simple clip. The
thing you need you need steal.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
You know you can give up certain products.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You can give up pencils, guys.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Under the China policy.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
You know, every child can get thirty seven pencils. They
only need one or two. You know they don't need
that many. But you always need, always need steal. You
don't need thirty seven dollars for your daughter two or
three is nice, but you don't need thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So, uh, we're doing things.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Right, We're right? That really is that real?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Of course it's real Trump, and he knows how to
figure out the economy. Stop buying so many pencils, and
you'll have enough money for Christmas gifts. You'll have enough
money to fill your gas tag. You'll have enough money
to tell you something. You just gotta buy less pencils.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
That guy's the greatest stand up comedian of our times.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
He's hilarious, and you know.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
He he thinks.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
This is what he thinks of women.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
This is what he thinks of women that you know
they're they're basically less than a man. You know that
he thinks that women are less than a man. And
he thinks girls, as long as you give them thirty
seven dollars, they're good, they're good. If you don't give
your your daughter thirty seven dollars dollars, sorry, thirty seven dollars,
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then they're not going to be good.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
So he's saying, cut back on everything, that's what he's saying.
He's saying, you shouldn't have eighty seven pairs of sneakers fifty.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Say that, Tony, don't make it right between your lives.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
No ya know, Trump says, you buy less pencils and
you get your daughter only thirty two dollars, then you'll
have plenty of money for everything else in this heart economy.
There you go.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Brings me to a question. Do you think at some
point in time pencils will be like extinct?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, when I do.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
When I pick up I got one right here, it
like this thing is starting to feel really strange in
my hand.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
There's pen.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I got a pen. I got a pen, man, But no.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
One writes anymore writing stupid.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
People Even if they're writing, they're writing on tablets. So
these things will be obsolete.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Because writing stupid.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah, I'll tell you what's going to be obsolete in
the next three months. Pencils, pens, cash.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Three months cash. You give me cash three months tops tops.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Try to make it, Try to try to hand one
of these young people a dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
They don't know what to do with themselves. They're like,
what do you I love doing that?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I love doing that. I love going to Starbucks or
McDonald's or something like that. In pain and cash, they
always fuck up.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
They always give you back more money.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
They hate it. What were you saying, Ronnie, ron.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
So this is what I this is what I want
to point out. When my father first started out as
a restaurant bar owner, yeah, ninety five percent of sales
were in cash. Yes, And he didn't have computers, and
he didn't take he didn't have credit card machines.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
We're talking. We're talking the eighties, late late.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Seventies, eighties, ninety five percent of transactions were one hundred
percent cash.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
In the restaurant business.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Today it's absolutely upside down and ninety I would say
ninety eight percent of transactions now ninety eight, it could
be ninety nine is through the tap system or credit card.
(12:56):
Cash is almost nonexistent in the restaurant industry, which dramatically
hurts tipped employees.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Of course, let me give you a perfect example.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Of course, your table.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Says this is where you're by the way.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Occasionally old so, hey do you want the tip?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
In always paying credit card, But once in a while
the table will go, hey, you prefer the tip and
cash or credit card? And I always say, well, cash please,
if you don't mind. This is why if you get
tipped in a if you get tipped on a credit card,
you don't get that tip for a week, and thirty
(13:36):
three percent is taking out of is taken out of
the tip. Right, If you're tipped in cash, you get
one hundred percent of that tip immediately, right, So why
I if you really want to take care of your server,
tip me cash because they keep that money.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
You're missing the other part of that too, Ryn, Like,
it's an honor system too. The owner of the bar
or the restaurant, he sees all the tips coming in
on the credit cards, and then the honor system is
how much he's going to actually give to you, Ron,
Ron the way.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
To Well, it's not there. I mean, so every restaurant
is different. Like some restaurants, from your tips you have
to tip out twenty five percent. So this is why
you don't make any money on credit card tips.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right, Roughly thirty percent of your credit card tips the.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Owner takes out to pay to pay the service bar,
to pay the bus boy, to pay the food runner.
Right that the government takes out another thirty percent, So
you only get forty percent of your credit card tip,
and you'll get it for a week and a half later.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Say something wrong about that? I have something to say
about that whole situation. Yeah, do you know that federally,
no tax on tips and overtime was passed.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
You know that, right?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Right?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Do you know what on New York Data doing what?
They're not giving you back the money. They're putting it
as a search charge, and they're taking that money that
you would get back round. They're taking it anyway for
the state looking up.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Sons of bitches.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
They open it up.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
The Loving Party, the Democratic Party.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Oh damn, Tony taking a little shot at Ron, I'm
getting true.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You don't even what the fucking knows.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
No, no, I looked it up.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
It came across my feet, and you know something, it
came across my feet and it sounded a little ludicrous,
but I actually went ahead and I looked it up.
You can look it up. It's it's perfectly there. It's
on the government's website.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I kind of believe it.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I kind of believe it because you know, these I'm
gonna just say these politicians in general, they're sneaky. They're
always sneaky. They're like, how dare you?
Speaker 6 (16:00):
That's filthy? Like hok hokel.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
I'm starting to watch the news, Ron, you understand that's
why I'm getting wrinkles again. Ron, that's why I can't sleep,
and because I'm starting to watch the news because I'm
doing this ship and I have to pay a little
bit of attention.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Chel wants us to praise her.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
For not boosting listen to this, for not boosting the
congestion pricing. She wants to come. They want her to
boost the congestion pricing during the holidays to make more money.
And she said, no, no, no, we're just gonna keep
it the same.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
You're gonna keep it the same.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's nice, Hokle, thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
How about you reduce it?
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I hate the Whokle, doesn't like the hope.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I'm a fan of the whole. Cale got a pair
of ovaries on her. And she sticks up to Donald.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Yeah, she sticks up to Donald. Don't give you the
money back? And she took it back, and you're still
sticking up for her. About a crazy world.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
You're stick it up.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
A Jewish guy is sticking up for somebody that's putting
a hand in his pocket and take the money away.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
That's crazy. Were living in an insane world.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Bro, We gotta fact check this guy.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Hochel.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Hochel, speaking of microwaves, Fish thinks he's sexy.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh my god, that's a moxie.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
All right, Ryn, Who demand then? I remember who demand today?
Mine is Trump because all we have to do is
buy less pencils, less dolls.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
And we're good, bitches, We're good.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
We'll have plenty of money for everything else.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
First of all, there's supposed to be no tax on
tips and no tax on Social Security, right, and it's
supposed to kick in when January first.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, how do we get that money?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
It's supposed to be retroactive to like half of the year.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
So if you weren't living in New York, Chicago, uh, California,
and I believe there's a handful of other states who
are doing the same thing that New York is doing.
If you were living in a civilized state, you understand
you'd be getting your money back. You'd be getting some
money back. Half the year's money back, half the year
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tips back, I like twenty five thousand.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
But you know what you're getting.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
It's just not true, Tony, It's.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Just not true.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Look it up. You look it up. Back to Tony.
All right, you ready to my hoot a man?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah? Anything anything but politics?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
How about that.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Dude. You want to get Tony fucking wild, show him,
show him what's underneath Donald Trump's bandits.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
He won't make it. He'll he'll he'll, he'll, he'll.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Ron what are you doing to me? That was for me?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
And you show them?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
All right, I'll shut go ahead, Hey, Tony want to
be Tony?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
We did, we TOPI and I did a deep dive
with but the whole Epstein thing.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
No, if we discovered.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
It, you get plenty of credit for the stuff you
bring to this. I brought this one. You had nothing
to do with it. I said it to you and
you laughed your ass off.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Find it?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
You know that. You know there's a big deal going
on with Trump and his bruising right hand and there's
bandages right right.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
My eyes e kgeez.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah. But but what's her name? Uh? Who's the press secretary?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I don't know their names?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Carol?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Carol?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
What's her name?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Carol lipshits?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Well?
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Whatever, I My thing is simple, simple, the blonde girl,
the blonde girl. I don't I don't care what party
you believe it, I really don't. But what I don't
like my intelligence. You should be able to say intelligence
if you're going to go down this road.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I don't like when my intelligence is is is insulted.
And and her expl explanation why Trump's right hand is
bruised is ridiculous, Tony.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I you see that's what you is her name.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
It's ridiculous. She's trying to say he shakes so many
hands that his right hand is a bruised hand full
ship shake any one's handed, you barely touch the surface
of the hand.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. You see
how the guy shakes hands. He grabs, he pulls, he
keeps him close to him. That's gotta take. I don't know, it's.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Tody, you're a big sand of the Trumpster.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
No, I'm just.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Saying, how many ron how many hands are day do
you shake? Dude, that guy's a handshake He likes shaking hands.
He likes shaking hands and sign and stuff. So your
hand's got to get cramped up at some point.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
You don't have to be you don't have to.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I'm not defending him.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
I'm just saying he's seventy something years old and he's
shakes in a lot of.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Hands and everyone shakes hands. Tony, He's.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
No, you're not the president of the United States.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
And you take a couple of orders, you take a.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Couple I have a feeling Tony has a fat head
of Donald in his bedroom.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
No, I haven't a new poster. No one's hand bruises
so badly on this side from shaking hands. It's no.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
There was a time.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I know this is hard to believe now, but there
was a time I was pretty fucking famous and we
shook a lot of fucking hands. I never had a
bruise on my goddamn hand.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Ever, ever, you're still famous.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
The only time I had a bruise on my hand
is if I if I hit a doorknob or something.
There's something going on and it's and you can't explain
it because too many hands. And I hate my intelligence
being insulted, she says, comes up with the stupid explanation
(22:04):
they have to my questions.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Let me okay, you could talk on your show going.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
I feel like, thanks, Tony, look what you've done.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Give up to that Opie.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
God damn it. I hope he's a little kid and
now he's gonna have a.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
This is my this is my I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
You drive me crazy, Tony, because you're drinking.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
All the kool aid. My point is this Joe there
with this ridiculous explanation why his hand is bruised, right,
and the press corps has to sit there and and
take it. No one, fucking, no one fucking pushes back
and goes, this is ridiculous. No one's Caroline from shaking
hands like that.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Caroline love Ittt, the Press secretary who you're talking about,
was asked yesterday, what's going on with Donald Trump's Why
does he have a bandage on his hand? And why
is he getting am I and e kg's and cat scans?
And we want to know the dates of these medical procedures.
(23:07):
She said, I don't have those dates on me at
the moment. I will get those medical dates for you
when he had the exams. And then she said, you're
question about his band's hand. She goes and then she's
kind of like man'splaining to us. Oh, you don't get it, people,
Donald Trump shakes more hands than you'll ever know. She says,
(23:31):
the White House is like Grand Central Station, and Donald
Trump is shaking hands essentially NonStop.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It's a fucking excuse. It's not true, is he that? Brad?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
I want to know what My question is that what
are you gonna say?
Speaker 6 (23:48):
What about.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
The honest, the honest, goodness fucking question is who gives
a ship? Who gives a ship? When we had a
dead guy in office? From said, hey, this guy's dead,
nobody asked why? Hey, why did fucking Biden fall off
his bike? Why did Biden fall down the stairs? Why
can't Biden walk? Why can't Biden speak? Why are they
(24:13):
just giving him screen and sticking them in a room?
Know why his picture is an auto pen because that's
what we had for four years.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
No, you're not wrong, but Trump president, Now Trump put
it under the microscope. President.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Maybe he's jerking off too much.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Maybe maybe hell, maybe.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
He's the new Diddy.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
All I'm saying is all I'm saying is I don't
like my intelligence insulted. This has nothing to do with handshakes,
and if it did, hold on.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Use logic here.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Believe it not something that like people that drink the
fucking kool aid, But it's not about everything about their party.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Let me just use simple, simple logic.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Okay, Let's say Let's say let's say that his hand
is bruise from shaking too many hands. Let's just say
which is right?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Then?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Why is he still shaking fucking hands at that point
You're like, you know what, his hand is so fucking bruised.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Let's start this because he's the president of the United
States of America, and we never show weakness where the
United States of America, where Americans start.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Acting like it.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I have, First of all, I have two things to
say on this.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Why it wouldn't be the last person to support Trump
because you know his.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Guy. I'm just saying that. Hold on one second. We
we voted and we elected him. We hired him to
do a job. That job is to be the president
of the United States of America. Correct, So if his
hand is bruised, that in no way, shape or form
stops him from being I think president of the United
States of America and doing his job.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Here. We shouldn't, can't.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I hear you loud and clear. My problem with the
whole thing.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Is being I don't like that's what they do to us.
That's what they do. Do you understand They're sitting here
trying to tell us how some fishermen were out trying
to catch fish on a speedboat and somebody dropped some
stuff on them twice.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
And they're they're no longer here and these guys were
just fishing. Come on, that's a load.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Of ho we do. All right, let's play the clip
from yesterday and uh, you know.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
They treat both of us stupid.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
They tried to that's all right, all right, I'm gonna
play her excuse from yesterday. Okay, this clip, it's hard
to find because they buried it at the end of
the LT. At the end of the clip, you're going
to see what's under the bandage. So look closely. Okay, Tony,
this is for you.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I hope you're sitting down.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, how is he going to play this for you?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Tony? But now you got me fired up.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I was not gonna play here you go. At the
end of the clip, you'll see what's under the bandage.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
But here, hope down.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
It's the White House gave yesterday.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
It's very small in my eyes, of fun extensively throughout
the years.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
As for the bandages, on the hand, we've also given
you an explanation for that. In the past, the president
is literally constantly shaking hands. The Oval Office is like
Grand Central Terminal. He is meeting with more people than
any of.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
You even know about.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
On a daily basis.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
He's also on a daily aspirin regimen, which is something
his physical examinations.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
He doesn't have to wait in line at the Epstein
at the Epstein.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Line, he goes right through, like like like like world pass.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You see that it says Epstein. What did it say?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Epstein Lifetime Pass.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
That's what it says.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Under his band, he doesn't have to wait in line.
He doesn't have to wait in line for the little girls.
He goes straight through. He's got he's got the he's
got the VI p Epstein.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Pass, just like a Disney World.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
That's why his grip's so strong. It's such a strong grip.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
And I'll say, can I just say two things.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
People who are true maggots, people have truly drink in
the kool aid the very first thing. The always say
and Tony just did it, But they immediately go back
to Biden.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
What about Biden? He was he was an inter valid. Okay,
we're hold on.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
Let you guys did it. You guys did it for
four years.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Man, yeah you did.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
You did it for eight years. And I get it.
I understand it's the same on both ends. It's nonsense.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
At the end of the day, you can sit back
if you sit back and pay attention to everything.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
This is all scripted from him and getting fucking.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
His Hey tony, hey, tony.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Ask.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
They just did a poll, not for not not for Democrats.
They did a poll for Republicans who are Republicans, and
they said, at this point in Trump's second administration, does
the economy still fall on Joe Biden or Donald Trump?
It was like seventy three percent of Republicans said, the
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state of the economy falls solely on the shoulders of
Donald Trump. And why is the economy fucking up? And
it's Donald's Trump policy?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Aren't all time? Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
The backbone of the economy in America is small business,
and small business is going out of business because they
can't afford the tariffs. Small business works on a very
small margin. They can't afford the increases. And guess what,
they stopped expanding, they stopped hiring.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
They they are now laying off people.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
They can't project the future of their business because of
the tariffs. When small business fails, the economy fails.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It's a it's a major problem.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
So hold on one second. Can I can I say something?
Speaker 7 (29:55):
And this guy with Trump, this is just got what
what's going through my head as you're speaking on We
took people, we put them in their houses. They're no
longer going to offices, they're working from home. Right, didn't
Facebook and all of these tech companies? Shit can a
bunch of people? Didn't they do that? Didn't they? They
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lay off a whole bunch of people. Now, these people,
what are they gonna do? Where they're gonna work? Because
a buddy of mine just got laid off from it.
His company was taken over by a British company and
they're not gonna outsource that anymore.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
So what's he gonna do? Where's he gonna go?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
How does that have to do with what's going on
with small business?
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Small business? You're blaming stuff on tariffs. When was the
last time you actually went and shopped for something and
didn't have something delivered by Amazon? Because I know my
wife doesn't go shopping anymore. Everything that's coming to my house,
whether it's for the holidays, whether it's for a birthday,
whether it's for for.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Whatever the hell it is, it's coming from Amazon.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm actually gonna agree with Tony
a little bit. But I'm also gonna explain why the
small businesses also had a responsibility to try to keep
their fucking prices down, and they price themselves out of
some of these areas and where there's things we need
in this house and it's like we gotta go to
Amazon because it's way more affordable. That's the problem.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah, absolutely responsibility in that too. To I love, I love,
I love supporting small businesses until it gets to a
point where you're like, we got a toy store on
seventy second Street and they beg, you know, support small businesses.
We need your help. We're trying to survive blah blah blah.
And I'm like, okay, this is when the kids were
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younger and they had the particular stuff we needed for Christmas,
the younger type toys, and we're like, okay, let's support
small business. We would go in there. The prices were
in fucking sane and I want to say the lady,
we're trying to support you so you could keep your
store open, but you got to you gotta work with
us a little bit. These prices are ridiculous. So it's
(31:58):
a give and take between the consumer and the small businesses.
I hate. I'm not gonna lie to you. I see
the Amazon giant factories. They're popping up everywhere. Now there's
a when you ride the drive the L I E.
Or the New Jersey Turnpike, you see these insane warehouses
for Amazon. I hate that I've gone down that road
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and I'm giving my money to Amazon. But I but
most of us don't have a choice. It's just way
way cheaper, way cheaper.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
That's what's killing the that's what's killing the economy. Ron,
that's what's no.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
No, I agree, but now I agree with Ron. Now
the tariffs are fucking making the price is ridiculously high.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
I don't love, so you understand I don't buy stuff.
That's number one. Number two. The problem that I have
with people having problems with tariffs is we have a
pretty big country with a lot of fucking resources, and
we should be making stuff us. Don't tell me that
we don't have enough space in this country to produce
shit on our own.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
There was a time when we were doing that.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Dude, ten years, Tony, that takes ten years. Stand up
takes you.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Know what it was supposed to say.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Ron was supposed to say just fuck everything, because that's
what I'm hearing.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I'm hearing Okay, well, that takes too long. I'm hearing
from Oh well, I hate going.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Down that road. And why this.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Is a problem that's gonna take a really long time
to figure out. The other problem is, do you know
what anyone wait wait, wait wait, do you know anyone
that owns a small business and where they get their
ship from?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
They're no joyce.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
That's why China is so fucking huge and so many
businesses go to China because they can do it way cheaper. Yeah,
because it's wrong themselves out of the market.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Listen, you grew up in the seventies.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
I was born in the seventies, okay, and back then
that was the cool thing when stuff you saw it.
It was happening from the seventies. Before the seventies, everything
was made in the un US. A mid seventies it
switched and everything started you made in Taiwan, made in Taiwan.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Made in Taiwan.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Why was that? Why?
Speaker 3 (34:07):
And why was that? For real?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Why?
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Because everything was cheaper and everything was stuff that you
couldn't get. Everything was like, oh man, that's pretty freaking cool.
They got this little turtle that swims on the top
and it only costs me full of bucks.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
In principle, we all want to support America, and principle
we want to buy a ship in America. Of course
we do. In principle, we want to support the small
business all that we all have in our fucking heads.
But when you're when you're looking at your your bills
every month and you're like this is ridiculous, and you
go to Amazon and it's like a third of the price, well,
(34:40):
none of most of us don't have the choice.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Well money, Well listen, then it goes right back to
what my man said. You don't need thirty dollars, and
you don't need seventeen pencils. You just need about one
or two dollars and you need you know, I want
to know how you support some more.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Business instead of buying.
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Instead of buying ten things from Amazon, you got one
thing funny?
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
What makes that clip so funny is that Trump is
so out of touch.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
He thinks we use First of all, who the fuck
even uses them?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Nobody uses pencils.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
And that's actually no one's buying thirty seven dollars from
their fucking daughter. They want an I.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Pad for Christmas? Idiot?
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Can I can I say one to the other? Let
me say let me let me say one thing, Tony,
without being interrupted. This is about your guy Trump. Trump
put like, now there's there's there's like a hundred and
there's like a hut. What happened, Opie. There's there's one
(35:42):
hundred and ten percent tariff now on China because Trump's
trying to punish China because he because we're we're America,
is is China's number one trading partner, So he Trump
Trump thought he could out last China, which economy is
going to collapse first, Yeah, guess what. China now has
a trillion dollar surplus in trade because they just fucking
(36:06):
pivoted to the rest of the world. Donald Trump has
made China much more powerful, much more richer. China has
much more influence in Africa, in the Middle East. We
got rid of us eight aid. He has made China
more of a superpower. That's the policy, Donald Trump. That
(36:29):
he tried to hurt China and he made China a trillion.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Dollar surplus and trade.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
How policy work, Tony?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
What do you have to say about that?
Speaker 7 (36:38):
No, this is What I'm gonna tell you, Ron, What
I'm gonna tell you is across the bridge. When I
was growing up in Astoria, across the bridge is Flushing
from me right now, Okay, across that bridge, Flushing and
Chinatown was about this big. This is how big the
Chinatown and Flushing was. Now that whole neighborhood is China.
(36:59):
Oh yeah, and in my neighborhood it's China. I'm waiting
Chinaman to knock on my door and say, I have cash.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
I pay you cash. You want to leave them, I say, yes,
I leave you. Understand, China's already here.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
So the nonsense of he just made them a trillion
dollars bro China owns Budweiser.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Oh they used to.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
China bought Budweiser, and now they've sold it to some
German company.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
The the American companies that you think are American, if
you google them, I'm sure you'll find that a lot
of them are owned by China already.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
You're not wrong, You're not what they're given.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
What they're pushing, Ron, That's what I'm trying to tell you.
I'm trying to tell you if you look between the lines,
it's just all. You know, everybody's lying in their pockets,
but us.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
I guess people love this because the numbers are crazy today.
But I was hoping for just a nice, easy podcast,
a little trump, a few jokes.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
What there was there wasn't you understand because that's on
both sides.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
I don't read case. What's that song? Uhday morning?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Can I tell you? Can I tell you something? For real?
This is exactly exactly. We're all friends. I like these
guys a lot. We're all friends.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
This is what's happening in America, and this is what
they want us to do. But they want us to
go after each other. They want us to strangle each
other as they get nothing done in Washington now at
the end of day, they want exactly this every day,
whether it's in a backyard, in the breakroom, at work, on.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
The subway, this is exactly at the ball game.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
This is exactly what they want and we and we
fell for it again whom by my Lord.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
We could still speak to each other. There's people that
no longer I have friends that won't speak to them anymore.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Tony, I'll never speak to you again.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
I still think we need to go are your high school?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Oh okay, all right, now I want to all right,
I want to.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
I want to do Man on the Street.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
I want to do Man on the Street interviews and say, hey, man,
you know the famous people that went to this high school?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
There you go, all right, listen, old On, had they
ever invited you back to your high school to.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Like do like a like, hey the people who made it? Like,
did you ever go to your back your high school?
Talk talk talk talk to a class bro.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
I graduated a million years ago.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
But when I first graduated and started having some success
and some fame, yes, they did invite me back, and
I did go back a couple of times. Wait, this
is a million years ago, now a million. They don't
even know who the fuck I am anymore. It's fine, uh, Ron,
you had a who demand?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Ron has a how to make a prison wine?
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Which is good because me and Tony were talking about
the Peat Didty documentary earlier this week.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
That seems a million years.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Ago, Tony, me and you talking about the Pete Diddy
fucking documentary. So Ron, what do you got now?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
So here's my who demand. I don't know if you
know that.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
We got ten dollars coming in morning, guys, here's some
tip money for the guys you're helping out this year.
Oh fuck, thank you.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Can I just say one thing before I say who
the man is?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:06):
I want to.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
I want to, uh say what Tony said? Tony said,
Oh no, you're not going back. No, no, no, just quickly
no no no, quickly, quickly, quickly, good, quickly. Tony said,
I don't understand what the big deal is with all
these medical procedures for the president.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Leave them alone.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
It is so important that the president is mentally healthy.
He may have dementia. Tony, Now, here's my who de man,
here's my who de man, here's my demcha, here's my
who to man.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Now I gotta say, because I do try to try
to bounce back and forth between the parties, find it
was absolutely fucking not with it for the last at
least a year or two of his presidency. I have
to say for the other people, they have that in common.
And I want to make fun of Barack Obama. If
you want, I know the truth, today's very out of it.
(41:03):
All right, let me do it fast and very fast,
and then we can please hopefully move on.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Barack Obama.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
We're running out of time.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Barack Obama has this tweet. Chicago's where Michelle was raised,
where I got my star as an organizer, and where
we built the family together. When the Obama Presidential Center
opens next June, it will be our way to give.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Back to the city that given us so much.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Obama's giving Chicago an ugly, fucking.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Building that no one will visit.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Isn't isn't Chicago? Is it still the murder capital of
the world.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Yeah, but if he wants to give back to Chicago,
it shouldn't be stupid building where you go in and
have to learn about Obama and his dumb policies. Who
gives a shit and no one reads anymore anyway, So
don't have books in there.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
Here's my het take if you could, if they like,
if Trump wants to run for a third if Baraco,
if that's true and they change the constitution, Barack Obama
would win in a landslide.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
All right, But that's not happening. Trump is losing all
his support from his own party.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
All right, go ahead, Ron, All.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Right, here's my heart, here's my who's the man? And
then we're.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Gonna go back. So Pe did he? But before we
go to who de man, let's just let's just finish
off the P Diddy thing.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
So like two weeks ago, P did he got caught
making homemade wine.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yes, and that's a big no no in prison.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
And he got reprimanded and I guess he lost some
some privileges and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Can I raise my hand? Can because you're the expert
on prison life.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Yeah, why does it fucking matter if these idiots are
making toilet wine. That's not some love that sounds horrendous.
Let them make their stupid toilet wine. What is it
because it makes them act up or something.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Well, it's quadra band, it's alcohol. But here's the other danger.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Let them make their if you're shipping in like a
nice I p A or a beautiful fucking uh smarten A.
I I get it, but it's it's shipped from a toilet,
let them drink their garbage from the toilets.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
Well, here's here's the real danger with with h they
call it prison hoots.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Here here's the danger.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
There's a there's a chance you're gonna die from botulism
because it's just not sanitary.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Here's no Now, this is this is how they caught P.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Diddy.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
First of all, how do they make it?
Speaker 5 (43:37):
They take the fruit peels, they take the apples, the oranges,
this from the commentsary, the cafeteria. They take the scrap
you know, the little fruit cocktails with the juice. They
take that. They take the raisins, They take orange peels,
they take apples, They take sugar cubes, they take hard
peppermint candy, anything with sugar right.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Right in the bag they mash They mashed it up
in a bag.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
Then they add water. Okay, they mashed that up right
Now you have to add yeast. Oh my god, Now,
where the fuck are you gonna get yeast in prison?
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Don't tell me. I don't tell me from their taints.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
I mean besides uh, besides sequisha, the prison gad.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Where they get in the I don't even want to
know where they get the yeast.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
So you need you need, you need tormented fruit, you
need sugar, and you need yeast.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Where do they.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
I got it?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Where do they get the yeast from underpants? They're dipping
it in like it's like it's like it's a tea
bag getting the yeastdale.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Uh, maybe in a women's prison.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
Bro, If you ever come to my house, with a
bottle of wine. I'm gonna punch you right in the
fucking nose.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
It's manichevit you fucking anti Semitic copsucker.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
So where do they get the yeast from?
Speaker 5 (44:57):
I mean you could, I.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Mean they there's yeast in kitchen, but you'd.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Have to see them.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Uh uh come on, I got it.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
You want the real answer.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Yeah, bread, Yeah, it's so they get their yeast from moldy,
rotten bread.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
They have to let the bread sit around bread in
their underpants.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
To the mixture, and then they add ketchup because ketchup.
They need ketchup for the acidity and to add nutrients.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Now what they.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Do you don't put it in nutrients Yep, nutrients and
for the as and for the acidity.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Rob, I want to stop you. This is where you're frustrated, Rob,
because he brings up great ship and then I want
to jump in. I didn't know until this very moment
that when you're making a homemade wine that they add ketchup.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Ketchup, no idea.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
It's actually one of the ingredients that's always in a ketchup.
It's for the it's for the nutrients and for the acidity.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Now this is what you do.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
You got the fruit, you got, the moldy bread you got,
you got the sugar, you got the water, you mash it.
You put it in like a big fucking garbage bag,
and you have to leave a little hole for it
to burp. So what you do is now then they
wrap it in a towel to keep it.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
You have to keep it warm.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
So what they do is they wrap it in a
towel to keep it warm. And why they call it
toilet wine because that's where they're concealing it.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
There's where else are you going to hide it.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
So they're concealing the bag of the garbage bag wrapped
in a towel in the toilet to conceal it. However,
it's not ideal because the toilet water is cooled. You
need a war you need you need warm conditions. Now,
this is how you know. When the toilet wine is finished,
there's gonna be a lot of gas and fermentation and
(46:53):
it's called burping, and you have to continue to burn
the bag. You have to have a little hole at
the top, otherwise the bab will explode. Once the bag
stops gurping, the fermentation has finished, then you take the
plat the garbage bag out of.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
The toilet, take the powell off.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
Then you strain the bag through like cloth, a T
shirt socks to get all the sediment out, and then the.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Potty starts batilism. Baby, you're gonna fucking die.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Somebody, hey or whatever you say after Yeah, oh, hold on,
you know what I wanna I want to try it
for try it. I want to try it for the show,
for the show.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
I want to try for the show.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
But like, yeah, like there's a chance you're like you're
gonna put yourself in serious and serious hom uh just
because it's not sanitary, but we should try.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
Is it not sanitary because it's made in a toilet?
Like we can use a bucket, we can use a
clean home deeple bucket.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I would have.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
I would imagine, I would imagine that it's very easy
to sneak outibles into a prison these days, So why
why would you go through all that for the buzz
when you can easily just get a gummy happening.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Just sticking those up their butts. At this point, I think, man.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Bro I just saw I just saw that some guy,
uh he had a drone flying stuff in and dropping I.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Like that, you know, speaking of.
Speaker 6 (48:28):
He's really making toilet like that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, he got caught by the prison guards.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Speaking of drones, I think it's Walmart. When they started
saying they were gonna use drones to deliver stuff, to
deliver stuff, I'm like this, they're out of there, fucking
how is that possible? But I saw a video on it.
It is gonna it's either happening in uh experimental towns
right now and it's absolutely gonna be happening that maybe
(48:53):
not in a city like this. But what they figured
out is the drone hovers above, so that keeps it safe,
right because if the drone with the blades landing on
your front yard, you could just imagine the carnage. That's
why I was like this, they'll never do this because
of the insurance money to.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Make this happen. But I saw a fucking video.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
It hovers and you take your package off, like it
has a rope or whatever or or cable.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
You take your package and that guarantees like delivery was made.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Couse soon as you take the fucking package, it all
goes on record and then the thing takes off. It
never lands, correct.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
This shit. Domenos Dominoes also delivers pizza with.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Drones in certain in certain parts of the country.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
But I stupid me, I was thinking, well, these drones
have to land on your front yard and with kids playing,
How the fuck is this gonna be possible?
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Right?
Speaker 7 (49:45):
Right?
Speaker 6 (49:45):
Right? It's crazy, it's pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
It's wild.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Who's your mann?
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Who's your man?
Speaker 5 (49:51):
Right? So here's my hooton man. I don't know if
you know this guy. His name's Michael Jordan. You know
a guy named Michael Jordan?
Speaker 3 (49:59):
The he is the goat?
Speaker 7 (50:01):
I actually, do you know a guy named Michael Jordan
who is not that Michael Jordan, but he is a
Michael Jordan's.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Ouch, that's gotta hurt. What is your Michael? What does
your Michael Jordan do for a living?
Speaker 6 (50:12):
I think he's in contracting, contract or something like that.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
Is he is? He is?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
He is he ebity or ivory.
Speaker 6 (50:19):
He's in the middle. Actually he's Hispanic.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Oh, poor guy.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
If you're if you're born Michael Jordan, you gotta change it.
You have to change that's you can't live up to
that name.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Be in it, right, Michael B.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Jordan's Michael B. Jordan does all right for himself.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Michael Jordan's a Hispanic name, Michael B.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Come on, bro, no, now we're talking about the actor.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
No, I know, probably Michael Jorge or something.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
You know, he's brothers with him, they're in the same union. Oh,
come on, he knows that brother.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Can I brag? Can I brag? There's There was a
time that Michael B. Jordan was on the Opien Anthony Show.
And now I got on the waiter and Tony P
I'm doing right.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
Upgrade my friend, it's up grade.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
It was.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
It was when he was on the Wire. Michael Michael B.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Jordan.
Speaker 4 (51:10):
People don't remember was on the Wire was on the.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
One of the I would say The Wire and The Sopranos.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
We went over this run.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
It's probably two of the best shows ever.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, now, you said the Sopranos was the best show
on HBO ever. Challenging, I said The Wire was better
than the Sopranos. You can't change it too.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Now.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
There was also a chow before The Wire called like
Baltimore Homicide or something like on the Street.
Speaker 7 (51:35):
You guys are taking away what about oz remember us sucked?
Speaker 6 (51:39):
It's it was great for its time.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
What are you a fan of artist Wine All right,
you ready for my John dollars?
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Today I learned how to make toilet wine from Ron
and now trying not to puch.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
By the way, there's a there's a man of Chevins
version for the Jewish holidays.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
All right, listen, we used prunes, we from met with proove.
Speaker 6 (52:00):
What do you use foreskins?
Speaker 4 (52:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
That's where you get the east.
Speaker 7 (52:04):
That's why you've got no wrinkles. You put the foreskins
in the mental shovels and it gets rid.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Of the wrinkles. Can I tell you.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
About the worst part of Ron's how to?
Speaker 3 (52:14):
How to videos do great on YouTube?
Speaker 4 (52:16):
By the way, it was the ketchup that got me
everything else you said, I'm like, all right, the fruit by.
Speaker 5 (52:21):
The way, Yeah, it's they get the ketchup ketchup package
from the cafeteria and and it's for the acidity and
the nutrients.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Who the fuck?
Speaker 5 (52:31):
No? Who know?
Speaker 6 (52:32):
All right?
Speaker 4 (52:32):
You ready? Who you know how disgusting it is af
you Friday? My few is to ketchup. You know how
disgusting ketchup is when it's not on a hamburger or
a fucking French fry? You ever just take your finger
for whatever reason, maybe it's your kid's face or your face,
and you go like this and you get a little
ketchup off and you put in your mouth without the
French fry or the hamburger.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
It's poison.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
It's all chemicals and high fruit. Those corns are there's
there's no fucking tomato in it. It's and it's all.
The red is not from a tomato. It's all that's red.
Number that's die red something. It's all cancers, by the way.
Speaker 6 (53:09):
Cancer getting rid of that. You don't getting rid of that.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
RFK baby, alright, listen to me.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
It's the five minute warning. There's a new thing with
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
It's a five minute warning because like we have to
get this on the podcast apps for the people in
the cars.
Speaker 5 (53:25):
You know what we should do for the five minute warning.
Do that hockey you know when they score at a
hockey at an NHL game, they do that that horn.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
No, this is what I do in five minutes from
right now. I'm just turning this off.
Speaker 6 (53:39):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (53:40):
So get your plugs in now, Ron Ron, Ron Berman
Comedy and all the socials. All right, go ahead, Ron, quick,
here's who the man five minutes out.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
So Michael Jordan who's considered the goat, not Lebron James.
Of course, you know, Michael Jordan also is a NASCAR owner,
Michael Jordan.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Can I name other layers that are greater than a
Lebron James, by the way, really fast? So Larry Bird,
Larry Bird falls short because.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Of his specifically Larry Bird short.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
Because of his backfucking issues. Unfortunately he was on his way. Ron.
But there's another Boston legend that's way above Lebron James.
And I'm gonna put Kobe Bryant above Lebron James, believe
it or not, and Will Chamberlain.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
Bill Russell, Bill Russell is probably for real the goat.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
I hate. Michael Jordan is the goat because we most
of us alive have seen Michael Jordan play. Most of
us alive have never seen Bill Russell play. That's the problem.
Bill Russell won eleven championships and he was a coach.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
He was a player coach too.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
All right, go ahead, right, So Michael Jordan is also
owns a NASCAR race guard team called twenty three Xi
oh damn.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
And Michael Jordan.
Speaker 5 (55:06):
Just successfully came back from from Congress. Because Michael Jordan
went to Congress and sued NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Because of the monopoly.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
He went, he went to he went to, he went
to Congress, he got he sued NASCAR because they are
a massive monopoly.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
And the settlement, So here's the settlement.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
NASCAR will now permanently give Michael Jordan's team twenty three
x twenty three x one or an XI item, I'm
not sure which it is, permanent status in NASCAR.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
NASCAR was keeping all the money and they weren't the money.
The revenues NASCAR was making from the events right right
right for everything, the TV revenues, they're making hundreds of
billions of dollars. However, the average team owner loses one
to two million a year because it's so expensive to
(56:10):
maintain hey, every time you crash, right, it's so expensive
to maintain a NASCAR car throughout the season that the
average team, the average team loses loses two million a year.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
So here, here's what Michael Jordan did.
Speaker 5 (56:25):
He's the guy who broke the fucking monopoly, just like
they broke AT and T. NASCAR now has to dole
out three hundred and sixty million dollars among the NASCAR
race teams Wow, as the settlement for being a monopoly.
Michael Jordan did that. Michael Jordan broke the NASCAR monopoly.
Speaker 3 (56:49):
Can I can?
Speaker 4 (56:50):
I I'm gonna tag you and that settlement that's pennies
to those guys. Correct, Just imagine what.
Speaker 3 (56:56):
They're really fucking making.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
But damn, that's that's some solid progress.
Speaker 5 (57:00):
Can you imagine, like when you go to a NASCAR event,
there's one hundred thousand spectators. Can you imagine the revenue
made from one NASCAR event?
Speaker 4 (57:08):
Can you imagine what they're saying. Can you imagine what
they're saying in their private lounges about Michael Jordan? If
you know the history of NASCAR, announce like the.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
Dois now it's a black guy that has that did this?
Speaker 5 (57:23):
Do you know? Do you do?
Speaker 2 (57:25):
You know how NASCAR got It's got its origin. They
were bootleggers.
Speaker 5 (57:30):
They were bootleggers and that turned into NASCAR. What do
you think about that?
Speaker 3 (57:39):
No, we got to get it up on the podcast
at Yeah, we got it's.
Speaker 5 (57:43):
Time once again. We've got to take Tony's advice. I
didn't turn my phone fucking horizontal.
Speaker 3 (57:50):
No, you look good, though, Look as I look good.
Speaker 2 (57:53):
Look at the all right, you got you.
Speaker 7 (57:57):
Look at this, you're still about I don't care anymore.
Speaker 5 (58:01):
No, no, Tony with the one chain. That's like the
new fad. Now everybody with one fucking chain.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
I told you I have to shave because I have
a birth defect that the hair doesn't stop growing. It
would be poking.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
Them at talking about my chest hair.
Speaker 4 (58:19):
If I don't shave, it would be this long.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (58:23):
It's the truth, all.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
Right, Ron, It like a bird, a lot of yelling
at screaming today.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
It was good to get it out. It's what they
want us to do.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
Hey, let me say this.
Speaker 5 (58:38):
At least, at least we're having a conversation, you know
what I mean. We got a maga guy, Jim Jones
drank the kool aid, and we still and we still
tolerate him.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
What about you, Ron?
Speaker 6 (58:49):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (58:49):
Ron?
Speaker 6 (58:49):
You drank the other kool lead. You didn't drink the
red kool aid, you drank the bluekool lead.
Speaker 4 (58:53):
You got the polar opposites, your polar opposites in the
political arena, and I'm I'm a wishy washy the referee.
Speaker 6 (59:04):
That's why you should be in the middle. You're the referee.
Speaker 4 (59:06):
I'm wishy washy. You know, there are times I like
the Trump I'm not gonna lie to you, and there's
times I hate his fucking guns, simple as that. But
most most people you know, like Tony Trump does nothing
wrong and zero wrong.
Speaker 6 (59:20):
No, but I'm not saying that the guy. Just I listen.
Speaker 7 (59:23):
I uh enjoying the show. I'm enjoying the political show
of it all. And I picked my side for the Yankees.
I'm rooting for the Mets six.
Speaker 4 (59:34):
Everybody hates wake me up to the ball.
Speaker 5 (59:41):
I don't
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