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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, there we go. What's up everybody. Good morning,
good morning, good morning, good morning to all. We are
way out east on Long Island.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We're doing it.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We're looking at the ocean and uh look look, let's
cut to the chase.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hurricane Aaron is gonna be a bus for us Long Islanders.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
So cheers to that. Cheers first cheers of the day.
Hope everyone's doing well. Also, Howard Stern is not getting
fired by serious XM.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Also, we got adjacent bigs story. That's that's just that's
just taking over the world. We'll get into that in
a second, but I gotta say hi to some of
my people. Good morning, gh listening here in good old
New York City.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Ralph P.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm gonna be in New York, you know, moving back
in a couple of weeks for the kids.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
They're going back to school. Back to school.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Shopping is happening. You see the pumpkin lot days. They're
starting to make an appearance. So we're gonna be packing
up very soon. We're gonna go back to New York City.
I'm gonna be doing the geb Hards thing on a
very regular basis.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And Ralph P, I want to meet you, bitch, So.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I hope you come on buy for a beer? All right,
good morning? Open all the fans except for that troll
ge Shephardini. Oh you think he's a trolled, do you?
So let's get rid of him then, man, I trust
my people. What's up build out? Who's first on the whole? Gosh,
darndang coffee and chat? What's up build out? Oh my god,
we got cornedi Iff? How are you cornedi Iff?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You good?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I hope you good? Scott Bell, he says, morning. Ope,
let's see those waves behind you. It's almost time for
Aaron to make it fun out there. Well, you know,
the waves are definitely getting bigger. It's a perfect scenario
for us out here because we'll have some fun in
the big waves and the hurricane isn't going to do
much damage to the area.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Thank god. We skate another one every year.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
We worry about the hurricanes living out here, and you know,
so far, so good. But like the old timers have
said to me many many times, you see my house,
I've reaped it twice. You know, eventually you will have
to rebuild your house out here.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm like, ah, man, but it looks like that's not
gonna happen this summer. So that's good. So then we'll
just have to wait till next year. Nick, what's going on?
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Good Morning's got up the river. I'm gonna see you soon, bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I hope your fishing was good. These are my people.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I gotta give him a little attention.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We got Andy Vallen, he's up there in.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Aubany, all right, Ralph p goes, I'll stop by Gebhart's
and buy you a pumpkin beer.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I enjoy a good pumpkin beer every once in a while.
Mont Talk Brewery they got a good pumpkin ale. I
appreciate the Mont Talk Brewery.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Uh, what's up? What's up everybody else?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You're good?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
All right, let's let's get to it. Hope, how's the
wife and kids in the basement? All that garbage isn't working,
so you gotta go. It's stupid. It's absolutely stupid. God
for I'm in a loving, a loving marriage, and I
got two very cool kids.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That just bothers people, I guess.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And you know the fact is, they don't want anything
to do with my live streaming.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And we decided a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That that we're not gonna put them on the live
streams or anything I do.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
We keep them private.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Is that okay with you? I hope, so big news.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I still got my people, let's just put it that way.
I still got my people at Serious Exam, and I
got I got, I got, I got the tea. As
as the lady say on the Howard Stern, I got
the t So let's break this down right out of nowhere.
There was a huge rumor that Howard Stern was being
(03:42):
fired by Serious Exam.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh by god.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
As much as I want that to be true, I
also said on these live streams, most likely it's all BS,
just another BS thing that Howard does.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
He likes to.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
He likes to, he likes to fuck with his own
fan base and make them all think that he's going away,
and then at the last minute he signs a giant contract.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
He likes his ego being stroked.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So the rumors were out there, Oh my god, Howard's
jealous of calling me daddy the Alex Cooper. Oh by god,
Howard is jealous of the Andy Cohen, the girl at
Sirius Exam right right, And then all of a sudden
because Howard takes the whole goddamn summer off. He can't
even provide content for his fan base. He's announcing that
(04:30):
on September seconds. On September second, when Howard Stern finally returns,
the King return turns September second. By the way, he
came up with his own nickname. There's nothing more gross
than that.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He came up with the King of All Media.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Why are you obsessed with Howard Stern because he's in
the news, sir, He's in the news.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Is that? Okay? We do.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I talk about what's in the news.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
So when I talk about Zelenski and putin later, am
I obsessed with Zelenski and putin?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You idiot? God?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Where do these idiots come from?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah? The Howard Stern thing is a huge story.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And I live stream every morning trying to talk about
curn events, pop culture, entertainment, sports, human interest. So so yeah, yeah,
I should avoid the Howard Stern stuff. So I so
people don't call me obsessed. I don't like the guy.
And yeah, there's a little jealousy too. So Howard Stern
is uh, He's returning September second. He's gonna have a
(05:31):
huge announcement. He's gonna dress all the rumors. My god,
why wait till September second?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
When you got the info right here?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Because I got my people and they still give a
shit about me. There's a lot of people at Series
XM that hate the Howard Stern. They hate how Serious
XM handles him with kid clubs. They hate that management
over there at Serious XM is a bunch of hucks
when it comes to Howard Stern. They built their company
on one fing guy. They're trying with some of these
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other people and eventually they'll be successful, but they're not.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
They're not brave enough to.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Tell Howard go strow, you don't give us enough content.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Why are we giving you all this money?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Why are you waiting till September second to make the
big announcement?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Why?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Obviously management doesn't say any of that to Howard Stern
because they're scared shitless of the guy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
But I got the.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Info right here, right here. I'm gonna read this word
for word.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Hi Hope, Hi, Hi Anonymous, how are you?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Howard Stern is gonna have a new contract.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
With Sirious Oops.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
This is the big announcement that Howard's gonna make September
second and to announce that upon, and he's gonna announce
that upon his return to the airwaves.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
On September second. Oops.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So Howard Stern ain't going where. A source said, wink wink,
I know who the source is. That all the rumors
will be addressed, and that he's allowing people to talk
and say what they want about him being irrelevant.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And that he's losing his job at Serious.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Except the source said, it's just the beginning of his
next chapter.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
If people are expecting him to dwindle away, they can
think again. Everyone against Howard right now will have a
root awakening.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's no rude awakening. He has pulled his garbage a
million times in the past.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
His future is locked in and all will be revealed
in a few days. Can you confirm you have heard
similar sentiments or care to add comment of your own
on the record, or on the or or or on
the background. Thanks pal. Oh oh my, oh I could
be part of a giant article.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh my, oh my.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
So Howard Stern's getting anounce Spteber. So then he ain't
going anywhere. Of course, He's not serious Exam is scared
of losing Howard. Of course, he ain't going anywhere, and
he's gonna get whatever the fuck he wants again, and
Sirius is gonna have to suck it up as Howard goes.
You know what, I don't really feel like working for
the next three months, and they're just gonna have to
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take it like they have for many, many years with
the Howard Stern. Oh my god, jfk Headchuck, did you
get that shirt out of the hamper?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Wearing a collar shirt today?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I think it's his style to have a couple a
couple of wrinkles, right, a couple of wrinkles in the face,
couple wrinkles on the shirt.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's all good, it's all good.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Anthony owns you, Okay, thank you, sir, whatever the fuck
that means, you weirdo. Let's get rid of that guy.
But that's the big news. Now you can go somewhere else,
you can go check out someone else's life.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Shame.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
What the big news today is that Howard Stern on
September second, is gonna announce he's going nowhere and he's
gonna have another giant deal for serious exam because there
are a bunch of cucks over there, and they're just.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Too scared to turn the page and move on. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know, like there was a time OPI and Anthony
where the Air of Parents and Howard started.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I know, laugh, please laugh, because I get it. I
get it.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I see what I'm doing now, I understand.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
But there was a time that we were the Air
of Parents.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
And they don't treat they don't treat anybody that has
talent over there with respect.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
They don't take care of their people.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Their business philosophy is as simple as this, take care
of Howard and no one else fucking matters. And of
course they padded that a little bit in recent years
and changed it a little bit, and they've given some
giant contracts to a few people over there, so I
have to adjust that. But I can only speak for
when we were there and we were told we were
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the second, you know, most popular show, and they just
simply simply treated us like crap.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
As soon as we fed up, they couldn't wait.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
To get rid of us, and they crushed my career.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
So congratulations and serious ExM on that for crushing my
career so he could take care of Howard and his
stupid ego. But the big news today, Why way for
Howard to say when I can tell you September second,
he's gonna announce he's going nowhere, nowhere.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Five dollars coming in from Daniel Hope. I'm seeing Penn
and Teller at Radio City on Thursday. Penn was always
such a great guest. I own a oh I love
love the pen, love the pen. The teller not so
much because you know Penjulette introduce introduced me to the
Teller a couple of times. And the guy, you know,
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he doesn't break character.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
He doesn't, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
He doesn't talk.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
He literally doesn't talk, even if he's not performing. He's
needs the same guy.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
All right, enough of that nonsense.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Let's say hi to ron the way to what's up? Ronnie?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
My dreams are shattered, Dopy you.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
We were supposed to replace Howard had serious except we
were gonna fill that slought.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
What has happened.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I've already made some major financial purchases.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Hopefully a mattress.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Hopefully a mattress there, Ronnie, that's too expensive.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
No, I swear to god, I thought we were going
I thought we were gonna slide in.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well, you know, I think you need to uh, I
think you need to uh lower your expectations a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay, a little bit, Ronnie.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Hey, by the way, you're looking good. The rumor was
you got hit by lightning, but I can't. I mean,
your head is misshaping all the time, so I can't
tell if if you actually got hit by lightning or not.
But it's gonna see it, ron good.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Just by the way, it almost looks like the show
got a little little bit of a budget, like you're
you're not really, by the way, I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That actually is probably a very expensive shirt.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Those like those are those like Hampton Fire Island shirts
that that little wrinkly fucking shirt probably cost seventy five dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That's a big shirt.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I got matches you're here, it matches your skin tone.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I got people around me and they're like, hey, you know,
we're trying, we're trying to we're trying to like help
you out and maybe get you to the next level.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Can you clean up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I'm like, oh god, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So so I got a wrinkled collared shirt on today
and uh, you know, two days in a row, I
put shampoo in my hair.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I'm gonna tell you what you look like. You look
like a weekend weather reporter. Give me, give me the
weekend report. That's what you know what I mean, like
a just a down to the earth guy.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, I like it. I like it. This is a
nice look, all right, beautiful background.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
All right, you're you're boring me to death. Hey, uh,
did you hear about the Jason Biggs?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Another big story today.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
A big story about Jason Biggs is that the guys
little penis in a pie or.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Something like you.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, thank you, So Jason Biggs, Ronnie, don't ask, but
you know, you never know where you're gonna get your
show prep from. So I'm watching this Kelly and Mark
show with Kelly Ripper, whose voice is shredded. I don't
know what's going on with the and she chases everyone
away read your embrace, Me brought her in, gave her
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the break of a lifetime.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
And then the rumor is that she was such a you.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Know the word uh that that that she was able
to push fucking reagis out and then co host at
the co host at the co host.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
And everyone starts point of the finger like.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh you gotta be the problem. So now she's down
to working with her with her husband, Mark has no
business being on TV.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And then you got Gelman.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I don't know why I know this shit, but Gelman's
the producer.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
He's looking like the old man from uh poltergeis looking
through the fucking screen. He looks like that, and he
and and he sets up like ten feet away from
them as they're trying to do a goddamn show.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
The show is god awful.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's insanely bad. You know.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I actually, without doing show prep, without a producer, without
a good camera, without a good co host, I kicked
their ass.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You know, honestly, Like I'm I'm probably aging myself. But
I really did enjoy that show when it was Regis
Silman and.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Who is the girl for her? She was married to
a football player.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Kathy Lee. I gave you the answer, Kathy.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Lee, Dude, that was I enjoyed that show. So I
we got a little uh hold on. Can I say
one thing about Kelly Ripper?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
So, my cousin was one of the top photographers in
New York City and he shot all the Broadway stars
and soap stars. Yeah, and the three people he said
that were a true fucking nightmare was Al Roker, Susan Lucci,
and Kelly Ripper. He said, Kelly Ripper was a fucking nightmare, Like, yeah,
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you got that nightmare.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
You could see it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I don't think she could hold it back when she's
doing her TV show when you're supposed to be all
bubbly and nice.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
But I was watching the Kelly and Marks.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I know, I know, I know, But like I said,
you know, for show prep, I'm spinning around the dial.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I'm actually preparing for these things now. By the way,
my chat is spinning.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
So I will acknowledge super chats today and my hardcore regulars. Okay,
if you want to be on the big screen, all right,
listen to me.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So. Jason Biggs is.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
On Kelly and Mark.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Jason Biggs is known for effing the pie in America
American Pie, American What was the name of that movie,
American American Pie, America America or American.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I don't either, I don't think whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
But he had the famous scene in that movie, right,
and then they made a million of them and they
should have just made one and be done with that.
And because of that scene, Jason Biggs is fucking famous.
It allowed him to get more stuff in Hollywood. The
guy is a multi millionaire, and he should, uh, he
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should embrace.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
The fact that he was the pie effort in American.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Pie right the way he lives in your neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, a lot of those idiots live in mind.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, good for him, because if I see him, I
will be the one that that says.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Hey, that's the pie effort, because.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's exactly what he was talking about on Kelly and Mark.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
And the fact is he's got young kids Roun. He's
got young kids.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
They're they're around uh, they're almost like right under teenage age.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
She's got. He's got two sons. He doesn't know how
to talk to his kids about his past ron. He
doesn't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
He said, he's been walking the streets with his young
sons and people have yelled out, uh, there's the pie
e for?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
And then he looks down, hoping the kids didn't hear
the person all eyes. Of course the kids heard.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
They hear everything. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Ah? Big? So here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
He's like, I don't know when I'm supposed to have
the conversation and Kelly's like, I know.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I know.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Isn't that a tough thing?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Jason? Oh my god, what are you gonna do? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I think when they get a little older, I'll just
try to be honest with them.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yuck.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I was a shock jockey, did crazy ass shit. I
have very few regrets as far as my radio show goes.
Guess what, when my kids were young, I started talking
to them about.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
What daddy used to do. That's how you handle it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
You're you're upfront, and there's and you don't wait for
a certain age and what and are you stupid? Is
this Jason big stupid? My kids are just a little
older than his. You don't think that the kids have
been googling you already. You don't think that the kids
in school have been talking about your dad.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
They already know you're the pie for you idiot?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Oh, I hate this shit.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Those kids are all those kids have access to like
hardcore porn. I'm sure there's and I'm sure they've I'm
sure there's a porno based on you know how they
have porno parodies.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm sure or you can google.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I'm sure that.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
My point is this killing with the voice, that shit
and then Gilman looking her like a fucking creep. Why
didn't she have the honest conversation going, are you trying
to tell me that your kids? And I think one's eleven?
You don't think he's been googling you online? And he
still doesn't really know how famous you are? Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
An eleven year old is not the same as an
eleven year old twenty years ago, right, An eleven year
old today is just so much more sophisticated and has
so much more access than everything.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, I agree, and you know, and especially New York kids.
Judi Gold told me, like, man, you know, raising kids
in New York it's rough. Our kids are like in
college now, maybe even a little past college at this point.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
She goes, Raising kids in.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
New York is rough, but you'll have really really smart
kids because they have to grow up a lot faster
in New York City. Yeah, my god, you're giving them
a subway card, although I guess that's going away and uh,
and they're they're jumping on subways at eleven and twelve
years old.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Some of these kids, it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Uh. But Judy Gold adopt kids or she had those
are her Nacho kids.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Judy Gold, Yeah, you know lesbian's gonna have kids, right right,
well my mother did.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
But I know there's a lesbian comic who like adopted
some kids, but then like got accused of Like.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
All right, all right, right, right, I know you're talking about. Yeah,
don't bring it up. I know who you're talking about,
and I don't know. Oh okay, I know exactly who
you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
You know that when you said Judy, these people could
google if they want to know more about that.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
But with the Judy Gold, she's, uh, you know, she's
in a in a loving relationship. She's a lesbian. Uh,
Judy's awesome. Judy's wife is awesome. They're hilarious together. I
follow them on the social media. Judy Gold doesn't play.
And they got two sons, and Judy considers both kids
her sons, and one is biological and the other is not.
(20:42):
Because I think they took I think they took turns
having uh having kids.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Okay, I think I think that's how that one goes.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
So, but anyway, uh, and then we got the Putins,
the Putin and Zelenski thing.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Putin basically saying to Lynsky.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
No, NATO for youts.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
He puts put on the writs. Listen. I don't know
if this is going.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
To anger people, but I mean you have to be
a moron not to see that Donald Trump is being
being absolutely played by Putin.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
This is ridiculous. It's it's embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Actually, this major summit and literally at the end when
Trump said I need you to have a ceasefire now,
literally and there's witnesses, pooh said no, just no, and
they walked away like.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Ron, I gotta, I gotta stick it for the mag
of people.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You got tt F, you got tt F Trump derangement syndrome,
you got td F.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Ron you let me tell you something. If you put,
if you put switch the shoes. And and that was
Biden's performance, they would call for his impeachment.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Well, yeah, I mean it's yeah, of course, of course.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I mean it was quite the look that all the
European leaders came with Zelenski though, and Zelenski decided to
dress up a little bit. See here you go, Ron TDSS,
Oh my god, have you ever been hit with the TDS?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
It's it's Trump. What is it say for Trump?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
What Trump derangement? Syndrome.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It's it's just it's almost like taco.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
It's usually the people that hit you with a TDS
are the people that can't can't debate this stuff, so
they go right to the insults.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
By the way, I know exactly who these people are.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
All you have to say is are you a Democrat Republican?
And if you say you're a Democrat, immediately you're a libtard.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Like that's it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Those people can't debate any of this ship, so they
go right, they go right for the insults.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I like I like healthy debate. I like mentioning when
Trump's doing good. I like mentioning when Trump's not doing good.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Right, all right, It's.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Just unfortunately because in these maga world they consider a
a man who's a Democrat not actually manly, Like you
can't be a real man if you're a Democrat.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Hold on, I'm gonna address something here. Opie hats Trump
because Anthony likes him. Okay, listen to me.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
There's no way I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I don't keep tabs on Anthony. I don't watch his
ship at all. I don't listen to him on his
little radio show on the weekends. But there's no f
in way that Anthony likes Trump. There there is there's
a zero a zero chance. Because Trump used to call
our show all the time. There's actual proof of this,
and we we thought he did a great radio but
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we also thought he was full of ship back in
the day. So there's no way that Anthony Eddy would
turn and all of a sudden, uh, you know, lap
up to Trump.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
There's no e f and way I know, I know,
I know Anthony, uh you know, uh.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Lean pretty far right, but he's he's also a guy
that I remember as someone that just took down everybody.
So the whole way he actually likes this, there's zero
chance of that. If he's playing it to to play
into a new audience, that's one thing.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
But when he goes to bed at nine and he's
by himself, he doesn't like it.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
There's no way. We used to we used to there's
Trump would hang up.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
We would laugh as how entertaining the guy was, but
how full of crappy was so Anthony.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
So Anthony with the interaction of Donald Trump, Anthony thought
Donald Trump was just an absolute moron, an idiot.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
We look, we can only talk for the time leading
up to his presidency. The last time I talked to Trump,
uh man, I don't know, it was probably uh probably,
I don't know. Someone could easily look this up, but
it was.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It was.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
It was probably a year or two before he decided
to go for the presidency. So our knowledge is based
on the New York version of Trump. He was He
knew how to kiss your ass and make you feel good.
He would start by basically saying that, oh, I'm hearing
great things about you guys, and you know you're better
than Howard Stern and all this stuff. He knows how
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to stroke your ego, and then you're like, ah, fuck, man,
I love this guy because he knows how to play
into that shit. And then he would be entertaining his
all hell on our radio show. We loved having him
on I'm Not Gonna So.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
He was a good guest, amazing. He would should talk people,
he would speak his mind. He was great. But this
is a question.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Hold on, I have a question about doctor Tuck. You
interacted with him. Is he please be honest with me,
is he Is he really a smart guy?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Does he come across as a really intelligent guy?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I mean, you know how uh?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I mean, you know if people are smart or not.
Is he just like what was your impression?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
He seems intelligent, but he just knows how to work
people in general. Okay, he knows how he played to
your ego. He knows everyone has an ego that needs
to be stroked. He you know when people talked about
him being a Carneye, a Connie.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
A Carneie, like a carnival guy.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yes, he knows how to fucking play.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, he's like like like a Vegas lounge MC.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
He's brilliant at marketing. He's brilliant at a lot of things.
But my whole point today is, uh, you know, as
soon as he hung up, we would we would laugh
because we're like, oh my god, this guy's full of ship.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
But you entertaining huh on on air?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Would you say you're full of ship with Anthony Goldow?
That's bullshit with what Anthony called bullshit on air to Trump.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That's a very good question because that would make my point. Uh,
you know, solid it was actual find that?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I just know the conversation we had after Trump, you know,
was off the phone.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I'm not sure that was or not. I'm just being honest.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'm not sure if some of that was on the air, yeah,
all right, But anyway, yeah, I mean, there's gonna be
a deal, There's gonna be a Putin's Zelensky deal.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
But you can't trust the Putin.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I said this yesterday. I'm an old school American.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Ron Are you an old school American or or a
new school American?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I don't even know what the fuck the difference is.
What's that mean?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I'll tell you what the difference. Right, old school Americans
like myself. You gotta be a little older for this,
right we uh, we are against Russia and Putin. New
school Americans are for Putin in Russia.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Do you know how many times Ronald Reagan is turning
over in his fucking grade.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
This is crazy, This is crazy, John McCain.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Look, I'm not stupid. Sometimes I play stupid on this
because it's fun. But I'll tell you this much. Ukraine's
got some issues and some problems, of course they do.
But when it when the choices whether you support Ukraine
or Russia, it's not even a discussion. It has never
been a discussion.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Russia has always been the enemy, even though over the years, you.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Know, the guy with the fucking ink spot on his
fucking forehead. Tried, but the country was like, now, we're
not doing this, We're not doing this. Yeah, with the grapes,
the grape juice stain. He tried, he was trying, but
the rest of Russians like that, this.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Is this is a this is what some people think
that the Russians actually or the Soviets actually succeeded in
putting a KGB agent in the White House.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
There. Vladimir Putin has something over Donald Trump. I think
you look at his.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Actions by the way, that apparently there are supposed to
be tapes of Donald Trump in the eighties in Moscow.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
All right, say, I know what you're gonna say there,
like this YouTube is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Trust me.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
This is one reason why I do wish I'm still
on satellite right because, Man, our discussions would have went
with that comedian you brought up earlier. We were talking
about the tapes that they allegedly have Trump.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
We could talk.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
About it, right, Huh.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
If we were on Serious XM, we could talk about
all that, right.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Oh my god, of course, all.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Right, So let's go get how it out. I thought we.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Were in Dude, I just trashed the management at Serious XM.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
You think my phone's gonna ring today once again? Do
you understand I'm the problem?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Ryan?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I know what anna sell yourself? Sabotaging yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, when you're gonna figure it out, you need to
get a therapy.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I've done therapy.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Get your money back.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I've done therapy. But this is the fun stuff when
you go screw it. They the management over there, did suck.
And yes, I burn all the bridges and yes, I'm
fucking the problem, yes, yes, and yes you know there
was a consultant.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Did I ever tell you the story?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
So I purposely blew up our gig in Boston because
because we had massive offers to move to New York City.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
That was all me, Me, Anthony me.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
You had nothing to do with it, and it gave
us a great life, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
It was all me.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I was like, you know what, it's time to blow
up our gig in Boston. We got New York waiting
for us, So I blow up the gig. The rest
is history, you know, but in between the rest is history.
In between gigs. We had to fly to Atlanta because
our agent really thought that we should go to Atlanta
instead of New York City.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I'm like, what are you fucking nuts?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Well, we played the game because it was it was
Clear Channel, I think it was Clear Channel at the time,
a giant company.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
So we're like, all right, we'll go to Atlanta. Jesus.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
So we had a consultant that medicine Atlanta. You know
what a consultant is, right.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Consultant for what?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Though, that's exactly exactly thanks Ron that we had was
in radio. So it was it was guys that were
failed radio show hosts that would come to town and
tell you everything you were doing wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
And if you if.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
They told you everything was great, then that radio station
would say, well, why do we we need you anymore?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
And they would get rid of them.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
But the fact is they had to find problems with
the radio shows the radio station in general, or they
didn't have a.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Job, or they would or they would be out of
a job, right of course.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
So if you're if you're intelligent enough to know that,
you're like, oh, this is all fucking bs.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Hold on, is that a standard practice to have consultants
at radio stations.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I'm so fucking old man, I don't know what has
more wrinkles my shirt on my face.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I come from a time I got it a radio.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
There was no fucking healthcare, there was no human resources,
there was barely middle management, and uh and we had
no consultants. All that shit came into the into the game,
and I quite honestly, I kind of ruined radio.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I have a feel like back in the day when
you guys were really hot, like just the atmosphere, I'm
sure like probably drugs and alcohol was probably more prominent.
Was there, like people bringing in drugs and alcohol during
your show back in the day?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Uh not, I mean it was, it was around, but
I I I think what you're you're you're talking about
like Playola or plug all in all that or Payola,
whatever the if it was called.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
No, but I'm just talking about like general, it was
around like any anybody else. It was the time, man, Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. It was the time.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Like I was not a partaker in general, you know,
I was a basic I was a basic partaker like anybody.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
You didn't have guess doing drugs in front of you,
like no.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
No, oh god, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
We had a lot of guests run out of the
studio because they needed a fix without names. But yeah, no,
I I came in right after they they they crushed
the radio business because you had eyes that uh you know,
they would they would get stuff to play certain records.
They would get drugs, they would get trips, they would
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get all sorts of stuff just to play certain records.
And they crushed that that game right before I started radio.
But anyway, Ah, what was I talking about?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
It was important.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
What I'm talking to Steven Steven is do you what
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's my my roommate's alarm is going off.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Oh oh, you ever have a fire alarm that goes
off in the middle of the night, And then you
realize how stupid you are that the fire alarm is
fifteen feet in the sky and you don't have a ladder.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh where the battery goes. So it goes like the
battery is gonna last forever.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
You're like, oh, yeah, maybe I shouldn't have put a
fucking fire alarm fifteen feet.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
In the air. What an idiot. Well, here's the wait.
I got to finish my story, So yes, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I blew up our gig and ball because I knew
like we had fucking money and fame waiting for us.
They didn't treat us well up there, so I had
I had no regrets doing that to everybody up there.
And then, uh, we're in Atlanta because we had to
do a little side thing to Atlanta to see if
there was anything with this clear channel they were gonna
put on in mornings blah blah blah. And the consultant
for W A F was was happy to be in Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I don't know why. I don't know if he lived
there or whatever. This says it all.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
He brings me in Anthony. I'm amazed Anthony went, knowing
what kind of person he is. Uh, this guy brought
us to a black strip club, black black. I was,
I was folding, I was shut up, ron I was foaming.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
What do you mean foaming like a good way? Like excited?
What does that mean? Oh you're into that, You're into it?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Oh yeah, And I wouldn't you know, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I wouldn't bring I wouldn't bring one of these strippers
to you know, the family barbecue or anything.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
But I bet you the whole place about like shape.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
All right, stop, you're on the wrong show.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Anthony would embrace you in a second with that garbage.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Don't do the garbage, 'ron, I want to hear about
the club.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
There's so many people that do the garbage. It's the
easiest thing to.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Do in the way. Now, I want to hear about
the club. So the consultant brings us to this black
strip club. I'm loving it.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
There are girls coming by that literally have beer cans
on their butts.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Are you the only white guy in there?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I don't remember it. No, probably not.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
But and in between getting lap dance, this guy just
throwing money around, you know, he looks at me and
he goes, you know, you really got a problem, you
really you really like you you really blow up really
good situations. Well he's like, you really need to talk
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to someone.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
And I'm like, you're having this conversation, now, do you
see what in front of us?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
And I had to bite my lip, Ron, because uh
uh sure some of that is true, sure, but in
this case it wasn't true. I knew exactly what I
was doing. He didn't know yet that we had giant
contracts waiting for.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Us in New York City. But he had to have
the conversation that.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
You know, you tend to when things are going well,
you tend to blow them up.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
You tend to you know, burn bridges, and I'm like,
shot up, get more stupid money out of your pocket.
These girls are gonna go away unless they see your money.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Your money, you're getting lectured while you're getting a lap
dance by by a girl named Nogzema.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yes, by the way, like like that.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
That's gonna be like I would be like, who the
fuck are you?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Like?
Speaker 2 (36:50):
All right? I think that. I think I was the
last conversation I ever had with him.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
And then he had to look in the he had
to see in the trades that uh, you know, Opie
and Anthony were going to w n W New York.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
He must so, he must have been his own face off.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
But it must have been like, holy shit, a guy
named Opie played all of us?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yes I did?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Anyway, Ron, I've been babbling for a half hour. What
do you got?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
All right? Listen to me? Yeah? Are you one of
those guys? Uh? What is that?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
It's pictionary the word game, the word game where you
connect words?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Is it? Is it pictionary? Scrabble? Oh my god? Is it?
What is scrabble? The word game? There's many word games?
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Yes, are you good at word games? Are you good
at like crossword puzzles.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I got right, all right.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Like you can hold on?
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Do you have the ability to do a New York
Times crossword puzzle?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Oh god, no, okay, no no, I'll tell you why.
Because they have too many words you've never heard in
your life. I'm like, how about, how about if it's
a crossword puzzle, use words that we have.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Actually I've heard that before. Oh my god, Opie, you
may have some talent.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
That's literally the best segue you could have given me.
I got three brand new words for you from the
Cambridge Oxford Dictionary.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I swear to you, I swear to you. I swear
to you. Ryan, you gotta believe me. I'm gonna take
a chance here.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
I did not see this article, but I think I
know one of the words.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Don't let me just go through it. Don't ruin it?
We can't. I just can I say nothing?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
You say nothing?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Can I just say one of the words ahead and
you don't even have to say anything, Just go ahead.
I think one of the new words in the dictionary.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Is riz uh No it may be, but no, damn
it because Mike, no.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
But wait a minute, that my kids speak the own
language and they say riz a lot, like, what are
you talking about?
Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yes, Opie, it's that's not officially in the Oxford Dictionary yet.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
But what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Like fabulous that you do means like like it's amazing
or it's cool.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
You know, my kids have been using this word for
a few years now and I never looked it up.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Let me riz meaning let me see riz meaning.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
I think it means. This is slang. Where is this slang?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Typically used by gen Z and jen Alpha that refers
to charisma, charm, or the ability to attract, or sexual
content or context.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Sorry, oh it's short for charisma.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh god, I didn't know that. Yeah, all right, you're ready.
Here's the three words.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say it and then I'm
gonna spell it, and then i'm gonna see.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
If you know what it means. The first word added
is scabitti.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Oh that's another word my kids use.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Damn it I to this s k.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
I b I d I scibbitti. What does scabiti mean?
It's a brand new word added to the Oxford's Cambridge Dictionary.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
You're literally adding it to the dictionary. Yeah, I've heard,
I've heard my kids say it.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
But I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
It means cool, bad, or sometimes nothing at all. I
mean it literally means three things, cool, bad, or nothing
at all.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Here's the other one that was added.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
The first kids are going to go for a job
and they're going to be saying scibbitti and riz and.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
I mean they won't forget that daddans they'll be living
with daddy exactly. Go ahead, here's the second word. I'll
say it and then spell it d lulu d e
l u l o d e l u l o
d lulu.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
It's a play on a word. So you may be
able to figure this out.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
It's a so apparently they don't say the whole word
anymore because they're fucking lazy.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
So delulu is short for delusional.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
But apparently now you don't say delusional anymore, you say dolulu.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Ah. That's stupid. Oh my god. What the third one?
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Yes, I'll say it and then spell it luke l
e w k luke l e w k.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
What does luke mean? I like, look at this.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Kinda Oh okay, so it's it's it means playful.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
It's a twist on the word look like l l
l O.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Okay, like look meaning distinctive style or outfit.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, why are you surprised that one was obvious? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:48):
All right, the three words kill the Batman eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Thanks for the five dollars.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Why does Ron look like he's always trying to read
the small print on prescription bottles?
Speaker 4 (41:59):
By the way, the reason I'm wearing this new England
Vermont lumberjackshirt because it's like fucking October this morning.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
That I'm freezing out here. Man, I'm not cool.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I'm trying to be cool about it, but it's it's
definitely it's chilly. When I set up it was probably
in the high fifties. But anyway, Hey, I got a
question for you, Ron. Would you rather have the ability
to talk to animals right or be able to speak
and understand every language in the world.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
What do you think