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August 8, 2025 51 mins
Opie’s back on his Long Island deck, overlooking the ocean, and he’s serving up a hot plate of FU Friday rants! From cement-gut-inducing ribs and smoked mac 'n' cheese to whale facts that debunk Trump’s windmill gripes, Opie’s got no filter. He tears into Howard Stern’s billionaire blunders, salutes WNBA’s Angel Reese, and crowns carjacking-stopper “Balls” as the man of the day. Expect laughs, shade, and unapologetic takes on politics, podcasting, and dildo-throwing bans. Grab this episode on Opie Radio, and don’t miss the other podcasts, Opie Funny AF and Opie and Carl for more chaos!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream
way out east on Long Island overlooking the ocean. Uh,
summer back on, bitches. We're gonna have a glorious day
and we're gonna we're gonna take advantage of that. We're
gonna have a nice long summer's day out there. I
can't wait a little late today because I got a

(00:22):
cement in my goat. I will go out on a
limb and say that I was the only one last
night that was eating slow cooked barbecue ribs with slow
cooked smoked macaroni and Chase having an ipa and learning

(00:46):
about whales? Anyone else? Did anyone else do that last night?
Because I did? And uh, you know, I uh, I
don't know, man, I don't know if I don't know,
I don't know if I can handle the smoke, the
smoke and slow cooked ribs. I got cement in my
what what I've been to the bathroom? Uh oh, you

(01:09):
don't need to know. Well, let me just tell you
I've been to the bathroom five or six times and
just like just trying to muscle out anything I can,
just just trying to muscle it out. Oh my god,
And that's my few. It's that few Friday. So let
me knowing the chat would bothered you this week. Okay,

(01:32):
we got to say hi to a few people. We
got the Robert Spahn, good morning, mister spawn, how are
you sir? Who else we got? We got fly the bus,
good morning, gh Hoodman you de man. I ain't doing
hohode man. I only do hoode man if Ritchie riches
in the room, it's his bit. He came up with it.
No one else gets to do it, including me. Me, Uh,
what's up? Mike Gaye? He says, who who? How he gone?

(01:53):
Opie is the last man standing? You demand you demand you? Well,
I don't know about that, you know. I being honest
about the Howard Stern situation. I don't even know if
it's true, this rumor of him going bye bye soon.
I have no idea. It could be negotiation tactics, it
could be serious xem go. Look, you could continue, but

(02:14):
we're not gonna pay you the one hundred million dollars
a year anymore. It's not worth it to us. So
I was giving my two cents and then someone, I mean,
they crushed me. You're ready for this? They crushed me
they said, yeah, but look at you. You're live streaming
podcasting from your deck overlooking the ocean. Like, is that

(02:36):
supposed to be a sick burn? Because I don't think
it was a sick burn. I go, yeah, isn't it awesome?
It's awesome to be able to do this every day.
I mean I want to make a few bucks, of course,
like anybody else, and if a super chat comes on
comes on here, I might jump over the railing from excitement.

(02:57):
But to be able to continue to do this because
technology changed where I don't have to go in a
studio and deal with bosses and deal with toxic people,
and deal with other employees. This is fucking glorious. I

(03:17):
want to thank technology today because you know, if we
push to all this back ten years, I would just
be sitting here every morning like a dummy. Like a dummy,
I would have no outlet to talk to people. So yeah,
I'm live streaming for my deck overlooking the ocean. Yeah.
If you want to say it sucks, then so be it.
But I think it's amazing, absolutely amazing. What's up, Diesel?

(03:41):
I see you brother. Do you remember the weather man
Ira the weather Man? Oh? Yes, I do. I Remember Ira.
I don't know if these people check it out the
last stream now this morning. Remember the Ira. But Ira
was a very special, very special person. Oh man, I
should find an Ira video for everybody. Yeah, I remember Ira.

(04:02):
He worked on the Jake Thomas Show. And you know,
Jay Thomas was a little a little jealous because Ira
wanted to do the Opian Anthony Show as well, and
Ira Ira wasn't allowed to. Every once in a while
he would sneak in. I'm gonna sneak in and give
you some weather.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yes, it's gonna be a perfect blue sky day.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Talk like that kind of right, Yeah, all right, all right?
Uh sending stars motivates open to continue live streaming. Man,
if that's not true, of course that's true. But yeah,
I learned about the whales last night. You know, a
lot of people because stupid Trump said it. I could
say stupid Trump in this in this case, because you
got yeah, all right, all right, all right, I'll say

(04:50):
it this way. You got politicians, right, and they think
they know more than the experts. Right, think think, oh god,
do I say it? Think climate change? Why you would
listen to a politician over the experts on climate change?
Don't I don't understand that. And yeah, you might see

(05:12):
some you might find some experts that will come up
with a good argument why climate change isn't as bad
as some would think. But I'd rather listen to those
guys than a stupid politician telling me about climate change.
And the latest is Trump saying the windmills, the windmills
have to go. And I like how he thinks, because
I hate the wind farms, the wind mills, I hate him.

(05:35):
I think they're just an ugly scar on the horizon.
But Trump doesn't notice that it's an ugly scar on
the horizon. He just wants to He just wants to
start drilling again. Let's drill everywhere. Fossil fuels is where
it's at in twenty twenty five. So he's basically saying
it's killing the whales. And then the experts last night

(05:57):
at my well talk, they were basically saying, yeah, that's
not that's not true. A bunch of these whales they
don't even use they don't even really use the sonar.
They got good hearing, but they're not really using sonar.
Not all whales use the sonar. I think the pilot
whales use the sonar, but Trump wants to get rid
of the wind farms because he wants to go back

(06:17):
to fossil fuels. That's the only reason. But I'd rather
listen to the experts on the wind farms. You know,
I'm torn because I want them to go bye bye.
But I also learned that it's not affecting the whales
as much as people think. And it's also building habitats

(06:39):
believe or not, because they got to anchor that shit
to the bottom of the ocean. I don't I don't
even know how you begin to do that. And that's
like it's building environments for other fish way out there,
So I don't know. Good morning, Timothy, how are you high?
Ted Pellowat High Nick? There's Ritchie Rinch when who demand? Who?
Demand Who? De man who demand Who? The man? Who?

(07:00):
The man? Who? The man who? The man? Who? The man?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Who?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
The man? Is? It? Net? And Yahoo Yahoo wants to
take over the Gaza, right. He wants to like just
wipe out a whole group of people. That's weird considering
you're Israel. Yeah, I thought I thought you would have
a soft spot for wiping out a whole bunch of people,

(07:25):
So I find that weird. Is it Net and Yahoo?
Because he wants to take over the Gaza. We're gonna
take over the Gaza. Uh so we can completely get
rid of Hamas. I like that, idear, Sure that's all right.
And then supposedly if you could trust the guy that
he's gonna hand over the Gaza to some friendly, friendly
people to figure it all out. That that's what I

(07:47):
heard today? Is he the man? Now he's not the man.
There's kids starving. I'm not a fan of kids starving.
I'm not a fan of kids starr. I'm not a
fan of all kids starving. I don't care where you
live in the world. I I don't like seeing the
the videos of kids starving. So Richie Rich, we can't

(08:10):
give it to and Yahoo? Do we give it to
the Pittin? The Putin and the Trump? You know they're
gonna get together. Supposedly Trump's like, all right, it's time, Putin,
let's let's end this war. And Putin's like, well, you
know what, I don't even recognize Ukraine as a country. So, uh,
we we're not gonna stop. Well, let's let's meet anyway.
So they're gonna meet anyway, Well, can I bring uh

(08:33):
Zelenski with Now we can't. We can't talk to Zelenski.
He's not on the same level as me. I'm I'm
in the I'm in the Major League. Zolensky's in triple
A ball. Now, no, he's not even in triple A ball.
He's probably single A ball. So no, you can't bring Zelenski.
But we gotta get you and Zolensky at the table
to negotiate this piece to you. So many fucking people

(08:57):
are dying because of that stupid war between Russia and Ukraine.
Oh my god. So I don't think we can give
it to the Putin Right, we want peace in this world, bitches,
and Putin's in our way. Who do we give who
the man to today? Do we give it to Howard

(09:19):
Stern for having enough money to tell his audience if
you like Trump, don't listen to me. People are defending.
Oh my god, people are stupid. You know, when you
work for a corporation and they give you a shit
ton of money. Sure, your job is a shock jock

(09:41):
is to push the envelope as much as possible, but
you also got to understand you're in the corporate structure,
and if a company's paying you one hundred million dollars
a year. They kind of don't want you to turn
off half your audience. That's the problem there. He could
fucking bitch and complain about Trump all he wants, but
to actual tell his audience not to listen is the stupidest,

(10:03):
dumbest thing. And there are people out there go, well,
he has he has enough money, and I'm proud of
him that he he He says that I'm not proud
of him. He should have said that when he was
like a shithead making making thirty thousand dollars a year.
Well Trump wasn't around back then. But you understand my point,
don't you. It's not brave if you're pushing being a

(10:27):
billionaire to finally go on your stupid show and finally
tell the people how you really think. That's not brave.
It's not brave at all. So if you're to Howard,
you can't know. He's not the man. He's not the man.
If you by the way, to the w NBA, they

(10:48):
don't want us throw in dildos anymore. Why would we
go to a game? Then? Actually I would go to
a w NBA game because I enjoyed the play. I
enjoy what the ladies are doing. Man, I'm I'm already
getting sunburnt. Can I move up a little? Yeah, let's
move into the shadows. Let's move our laptop back. Let's
move into the shadows. My shadows. There you go. Yeah,

(11:15):
the w n B A you know, they're they don't
they don't understand. Uh you know, uh fun. You know,
there's a lot of people that that go to the
w NBA games and they're bored out of their minds.
I gotta be honest, I wouldn't be, but they're like,
you know what, I think. I think we need to
start throwing dildos onto the court. That would that would
really pump up all these games. And you know, all

(11:37):
of a sudden, the game is or whatever, you don't
even know half the players you're watching, and all of
a sudden, somebody throws I think they're green. I think
I think that if you're gonna throw a dildo at
the w NBA game, it's gotta be green. And you know,
the first dildo hits the court and everyone thought it

(11:58):
was hilarious. But now, oh yeah, now they're trying to
say people are gonna get hurt and stuff. Yeah, you're
not gonna get hurt. You know, do you want to do?
You want to stand whatever? We went over this yesterday.
I think about the ladies anyway. So now they're like,
you know what we said, no dildos, they're still throwing dildos.

(12:22):
So now you can't even bring a bag into the
games because in the bag might be your green dildo
that you're gonna throw on the court. Uh. So they're
banning bringing in bags to the w n B. A
Oh my god. If I was the w NBA, I
would just go with it, just go with it. I
would go with it. I'll tell you the truth until

(12:43):
someone got hit in the head, and then you're like,
all right, all right, all right, all right, someone got
hit in the head. Now, okay, all right. Maybe they
could hit Caitlin Clark in the head to fix her
her wonky, her wonkiness. She's got a little wonk, a
little wonky. I like, I like the blonde that protects

(13:04):
Caitlin Clark in the games, right, Sophie. I think her
name's Sophie. She's hot, blonde, blue eyes, and noses like
mm a shit. So if anyone touches Caitlyn Clark, she's like,
she's like, hell no, and she's tackling people. I love that.
That's sexy, right, And then you're like, you know, of

(13:28):
course you went with the blonde hair, blue eye babe
as the hottest w NBA check. I'll tell you right
the fuck now, man, I have no problem admitting this.
Angel Weee with the eyelashes and the legs for days
and the little rip, the little that pops out right,

(13:52):
not not not not Michelle Obama popping out. I'm talking
about the rope. And I don't know if Michelle Obama
is a person that has as a pop out. You
could say, I know for sure, No one knows for sure.
I like that Angel Reese. Oh yeah, it doesn't hurt
that she followed me on on some social media accounts.

(14:13):
I'm like, oh hey, what's up, Angel Reese? She would
destroy me? Who am I kidding? If I was single
and I was going out with Angel Reese, Oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god, that would be I
would be like one of those rodeo riders. Oh my god,
how long can I sustaine this? I would get I

(14:36):
would get crushed. Good morning, Gail, how are you? I
see you Jerry Sheppardini, I see you. People are saying
you're a hater. We're taking a close look at the Sheppardini.
We might have to get ready yet, brother, I'm sorry.
Give me those ribs, bitch, I got another f you.
You know when you get slow cooked ribs wherever you go,

(14:57):
you got your favorite place right, you got the beautiful
stack of slow cooked ribs, smoked, got the smoked macaroni
and cheese on the side. Oh my god, was that's
so good last night? And then you buy into the
one rib that's all fatty. F you to fatty ribs,
a little fat good, mostly fat, no good, no good.

(15:25):
What's with the vertical video. I don't know. I'm trying
something new, Nick. They're basically saying, if you go vertical,
more people check your shit out. I don't know. It's
just an experiment today. I don't like it because I
don't get to show the people the full ocean, the
full ocean view. Still trying to figure out who the
man is today? Oh it might be uh, oh, where's

(15:49):
Richie rich I'm gonna surprise the people today. Yeah, here's
Richie rich I'm gonna tell you who the man is today. Oh,
my god, we were supposed to give him who the
man like yesterday or two days ago? Balls? Balls? Is
the man today? Who the f is? Balls? You guys
have a short term memory problem or is it a

(16:11):
long term memory problem? You've got a memory problem. Balls
was one of Elon Musk's guys. Remember Elon Musk went
all in with the Trump. Oh my god, I'm gonna
like expose Trump. I'm gonna start another part. Remember all
that that went bye bye God. I would love to

(16:32):
know what happens. And then the Wall Street Journal thing
went bye bye. Remember Trump sued the Wall Street Journal
over the Epstein letter or whatever with the with the
caricature for his fiftieth birthday, and there's a big to do.
And then they they they sued the Wall Street Journal
and then uh, they were supposed to do depositions and stuff,

(16:53):
and all of a sudden that's fading away. What happens
do they do? They drag these people to Washington and
show them the ship in the basement. And then people
are like, oh, now I understand because Elon Musk keep
backed way off, way off. There was supposed to be
a third party that was gonna be started up. We
haven't heard shit about that in uh in weeks. But

(17:17):
Elon Musk used to run the Doge. Remember the Doge?
What you know, people are like, hey, oh, uh, what
do you think of the Doge? They don't ask me that.
It's just you just you just say that on live streams,
you know, people are asking No, they didn't ask me
that at all. They're like, hey, how's the fishing. They're like, hey,
are you going to the whale talk tonight? Hey? Are

(17:39):
you going to go to the meditation down the beach
with the gong? Hey? You want to play volley? That's
what they asked me. But uh, I did like the Doge.
But I'm like, uh, I'm a I'm a political. Oh
my god, a political. That's terrible in this world, right,
But I'm more a political than not. But I also

(18:01):
know that we got to take care of the spending
down there in Washington. Hell yeah, we gotta do something
about the spending down there in Washington. And Elon Musk
is like, I'll do it, and then he took a
chainsaw of the whole thing. And that was the problem
I had with Doge. I think you got to kind
of be more careful with some of the stuff you're cutting.
One of the things I learned last night, the cutting
the protection of the whales. Oh my guy. But now

(18:25):
the whales finally came back after I don't know a
ton of years where they were in deep danger. They
finally took the hump back whale off the endangered species list.
And now one of the programs that helps protect the
whales that's going away as well. And I'm like, no,
I want to say whales before before hanging out with
my stupid neighbors. But el Musk and the dose thing,

(18:50):
you know on paper was a good thing. Sure. In general,
you know, we're finding a lot of wasteful spending. And
one of the guys Richie rich was helping Elon Musk
was Balls. His name was Balls, young kid. I don't
know if he's still part of the DOGE, but he's

(19:12):
down there in Washington right. He's mining his own business.
I'm just minding my own business. And he sees a carjacking,
so he gets evolved and he got the shit beat
out of him. Oh my god, but he prevented a carjacking.
I don't know, man, I think there comes a time
where you're like, i'll help a little, and then you

(19:33):
realize you're in over your head and you just gotta
walk away. But not Balls. Balls was like, I ain't
walking away. He prevented the carjacking, he got the crap
beat out of him, and he's being looked at as
like kind of a hero down there. My god, I
don't know. I think me helping save a couple of
kids this summer was a little better than what Balls did,

(19:56):
But I still think it's cool. I think it's cool.
So you know what, why don't we give who demand
to Balls? Who used to work for Elon Musk and
the doge thing? All right, all right, all right, quirdy.
I was stuck in traffic yesterday because the truck was
parked in the road. I couldn't get by. I couldn't

(20:16):
get by. Cars built up behind me. Some psycho on
the street started screaming that her husband was trying to
dry I. I mean, we could give a huge, huge
repew to traffic at general right, Oh god, traffic, Jesus.
I'm starting to get sad. I am very fortunate that

(20:39):
I get to pack up my family for three months.
We leave and I don't even remember when we left.
I like, what second week in June, June tenth somewhere
around there, and we'd go back almost like three months later,
and then there's shell shot because I'm back in that
shithole that we call New York City, the kids going

(21:00):
back to school in like three three weeks.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Three weeks, no no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Ah. Then I'm gonna have to deal with all the
horseshit um. Anyway, what is Vincent Scarambaozo saying today, Vince?
Where are Oh? Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
I just lost my chat. I'm moving through the chat
today because I you know what I don't. I've been
doing a lot of show prep, but there's not a

(21:27):
lot in the news today. For real. You know, you
got to sit down with the Trump and the Putin
that's gonna go nowhere, am, and then you got uh
and Yahoo trying to take over the Gaza. Just feed
the fucking people. It's driving me nuts. Just feed them
little kids with a stupid fucking metal pot, you know,

(21:50):
squeezing their arms through fences to try to get some slop.
I hate seeing that crap. Where's I'm guild off? We
might need a live aid Live aid too coming to
the Godza strip. Bo Vincent's saying, or they are just

(22:10):
creating a lot of buzz around his return this fall. Oh,
Howard Stern. There's no buzz on Howard Stern. No offense
to Howard Stern. It was a great broadcaster. I hated
his guts every step of the way because he played
a lot of dirty, dirty pool we called it back
of the Day, behind the scenes, never fought us face
to face, always did shit behind the scenes to slow

(22:32):
us down. Couldn't take couldn't take it when we were
making fun of him, and there was so much to
make fun of. We were first first, Anthony came up
with a brilliant impression Back of the Day called Hampton's Howie,
because we started realizing, wait, this guy is supposed to
be the man of the people. He's a guy that

(22:54):
likes being in his fucking basement. And next thing you know,
we learned that he buys a massive at state out
in the Hamptons. Next thing you know, he's hanging out
with celebrities. So we were like, you're a you're a hypocrite.
And then it didn't hurt that Anthony did a I
don't think it. I don't think Anthony's impressions in general
were spot on. Some were, but it's what he said

(23:18):
when he was doing the impression. That was the brilliance
of Anthony. And he came up with you know, Hampton's
Howie and it was hilarious and how he how he
couldn't take it. He would go behind the scenes yelling
and screaming at the bosses. Shut those guys up. So
screw that guy. But there's no buzz on him. He
would laugh at the podcasting thing. You know. I referenced

(23:42):
Eric Logan a lot. Eric Logan was one of the
only bosses the well. I like Tim Sabian and there's
maybe another one or two in there, but most of
my bosses I don't were a joke. But not Eric Logan.
He was like he was a visionary. He saw the
future and he saw that podcasting was gonna be king.
I said it the other day he said, oh, I know,

(24:03):
I know the Opien Anthony Show is doing very well.
At this point, it was doing very well, and then
he also admitted to me it wasn't doing well anymore. Yes,
he was the guy he said, it's it's it's fading.
You still have an audience, but it's fading, and it's
fading quick, so you should start thinking about what you're
gonna do next. And one of the things he wanted
me to do is start a podcast while he was
still doing the Opien Anthony Show. And if I did that,

(24:26):
oh my god, I would be in such a great position.
But he understood new technology and what was coming. And
this stupid Howard Stern made fun of podcasting, made fun
of all the podcasters like it was a joke, and
all those guys passed. How he buy and how he
is now antiquated doing pretty much the same type of
radio all these years later, So they're not creating a

(24:50):
buzz for his return in the fall Vincent's Scaramuzo, it's it's,
It's over. The only thing Sirius could do is try
to talk to idiot and to take it a dramatic
pay cut if he wants to continue doing radio. And
he wants to continue doing radio, because this is not
a job, This is not a job, so yes, so yes,

(25:17):
he'll try to continue in one way or another. Maybe
he starts a podcast, Maybe he takes my advice and
just turns this on from his stupid you know, West
Palm Beach estate and just talks to his audience like
I'm doing it's this is easy. It's so easy. He
doesn't need his staff of ninety five. You know, maybe

(25:38):
throw Robin on so you have someone to bounce off.
I like bouncing off people. I gotta get more people
to bounce off. But that's the only way Howard continues.
But his ego. I don't think his ego is going
to allow him to, you know, make him easily. Oh
I'm not only making him easily twenty million a year.
F that guy for real? Uh A nice view. See

(26:05):
you in hell? You know it? Uh, fuzz Master General.
I don't believe in heaven and hell. Fuzz Master General.
I think that's really fucking stupid. And I also think
karma is stupid because I think what karma is, fuzz
Master General, I think karma is not based on one
stupid thing you did in your life. I really don't
believe that. I think it's an overall thing how you,

(26:26):
how you, how you lived your life, and then hopefully
you did way more good than bad. So if karma
was a real thing, I think that's what it's based on.
Some people are like, oh, my god. You know you
lived a perfect life, but that one thing you did,
Kara is gonna get you. No, it's stupid, that's not

(26:48):
how it works. And there's no heaven in hell. Oh
my god. Remember I was just talking about like antiquated things. Yeah,
it's I just wish. I just wish they would show
us a fucking alien and then we would all, well, no,
we wouldn't. That's the that's where humans are so stupid.

(27:09):
I was gonna say. And then when we could start
thinking about religion in a different way, if they showed
us an alien, they're no, no, no, we would deny
it and still think our religion is the best religion
out there. But maybe a few of us would be like, ah,
everything we were told is wrog or at least the

(27:31):
interpretation is a bit off. Can you do a push up?
What's wrong with you? I could probably? Man if I
say this and then you challenge me, you know I
could probably. I could. I could probably push out three No, dude,
I work out every day. Of course I could do

(27:53):
a push up. I don't feel like prove of it today.
One of these days I will, and and I think
I could probably push out at least thirty. I want
to say forty. But yes I can do push ups.
I do Tibetan monk exercises every morning. I look like
a fool on the beach, but yes I could do

(28:14):
a push up. You know what I'm mad at you?
Ban or timeout, banner timeout, banner timeout, banner timeout, and
the wheel is stopping on.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Ban oh timeout, ah boo. I want to hammer this person.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I want to hammer you, but I'll just give you
a timeout. Damn it. I wanted a ban on that
one good afternoon from Spain. Hey, buddy, I don't get
your naps. Just so you know, it's a few Friday
on my live stream. I don't get your your naps.
And I'm a napper. I love I love, I love naps.

(29:02):
But how do you have a whole society go? You
know what? Oh, look at the time time for our cist.
We'll it be back in four hours. And you're next
online at the Starbucks and you just want your pumpkin
pumpkin latte. That's fuck it. If I was in Spain,
right bro, I'm spitballing today. I'm not gonna lie to you.

(29:24):
I wasn't even gonna turn this on because my gut
is like some men from the ribs and the and
the smoked macaroni and cheese could have been the best
thing I've eaten all summer. Oh my, oh my god,
oh my god. I wasn't even gonna turn this on.
I'm just spitballing. I don't even have any fucking thing,
nothing written down. But I want to talk to Justo
for a second. If I lived in Spain and I

(29:46):
had a business, guess what open twenty four hours a day?
But what about the Siesta? Screw the Siesta. I take
advantage of the fact that all these other dumb businesses
are closing down. That's what I would do, right, I think?
So Sheppardini in time out. Yes, oh my god, I'm

(30:09):
getting super chats. What all right? We got Jay Warren?
I love this guy. He's been a member for twenty
five months on my YouTube channel. Damn it, thank you, sir.
If I could get to one hundred memberships on my
YouTube channel, then I would start doing special programming for
the members. But it goes up, it goes down. I can't.

(30:30):
I can't get to one hundred. I suck, But he says,
I remember Ira, black masks, black masks, barrets and stuff. Haha,
getting the Limey's all right, I don't know, I don't
know what you're saying, but thank you, thank you. Aunt
did a good impression of what Hampton's howie for sure, Yeah,
of course, of course. But don't feel sorry for uh

(30:53):
Howard Stern. And don't think it's brave that he finally
is speaking in his mind now that he's got a
billion dollars. Basically he's got to be a billionaire. Oh,
it's so brave. Give me a billion dollars and watch
what I say, because I still believe or not hold back.
Put a fucking billion dollars in my bank account, and
then I'll tell you exactly how I feel about everybody

(31:14):
I've ever met in my life. So these people say,
and I think it's brave of how Er that he's
telling you half his audience not to listen to him
because they like Trump. I think it's stupid and it's
not brave. It's screwing the company that made you a billionaire.
And I hate serious excam. Why am I, oh my god,
why am I sticking up for them? See that's why

(31:35):
my live stream is very confusing, because all of a sudden,
I take a left turn and now I'm like sticking
up for serious exam and I hate those people. But
it's not brave. It's brave when you have a lot
to lose and have no fucking money. Hint, hint, you're
looking at one of them. Jesus Ah, I don't know.

(31:58):
Did I miss the weather segment? Oh my guy that
whoever you listened? Oh this guy with the weather. Yeah,
it's it's sunny with blue skies. Okay, you good? Now? Uh?
This is how lame people are they. There's haters out
there that have done literally nothing with their with their career.
I mean literally nothing, and I guess they're I guess

(32:20):
I'm supposed to be bothered by them. I'll tell you,
I'll tell you the truth. If Joe Rogan takes shots
at me Bill Burr, and I think Joe has a
little bit here and there, guess what it hurt. If
Bill Burr was taking shots at me, Theovonne, Bert Kreischer.
These are some of the people that you know. I
used to do some radio with Howard Stern, even Ron Bennington.

(32:46):
If those guys went on their shows and beat the
shit out of me and made fun of me and
said how much I I now suck or whatever. It
would hurt. But some low level fucking idiot that hasn't
done anything in this world that they'll they'll never get
to me. They'll never get to me. It's it's the dumbest,

(33:07):
stupidest thing. Do something with your career, get to a
level that's impressive, then take shots at me. I don't
know why I give you all the secrets. Then it'll
hurt a little bit. Until then, now it's just stupid.
You're wasting your time. We got spotty. Is the Scottie

(33:28):
Chefler taking the FedEx Saint Ju Championship this weekend. Oh
of course he is. Starts around two, tied for twelve place,
five strokes back. Now I think I think Sheefler makes
a huge comeback. He had a hell of a year
in the PGA, didn't he there? Spawn I like the
Scottie Scheffler. Holy crap he made he won two majors

(33:48):
this year, right, and then they're doing the Ryder Cup
at beth Page Black. I played beth Page Black. There
was a time I was really into my golf. I
was a caddie. And then when we weren't caddy, and
we played a lot of golf. I was a bagroom
guy for the golf pro so we got privileges. We

(34:14):
got to drive golf carts when we were twelve, thirteen,
fourteen years old. He could you take these sunglasses out
to a missus whatever, forgot her name, and she'd be
like the first part of the golf course and you'd
be in a golf cart just riding at twelve, thirteen,
fourteen years old, whatever the age was, just in heaven.

(34:38):
And then one of the other things we got to
do at the end of the day, the sun's now
low in the sky, we got to play a round
of golf at the course we were caddying at. There
was only a few of us that were allowed to
do that, a handful of guys, so you would get
a oh, I forgot what the bag was called. It

(34:59):
was basically a light light bag that you could put
like four or five clubs in. See, you put your
key clubs in there, the wedge, the putter, a drive
or maybe a three would maybe a seven iron, and
you know, and then you would play eighteen holes in
less than an hour. Because we had youth on our side,
we would we would hit and run, hit and run,

(35:20):
and watching that sun go down over the trees. I
remember like it was yesterday. It was awesome. But besides that,
we also played a lot of the courses on Long Island,
and man, I was just talking about this the other day,
Bethpage Black, where they're uh, I think they're doing the
Ryder Cup. It's it's very it's it's about an hour

(35:41):
hour and a half from here, maybe two hours from here.
That course is a nightmare. And you you used to
have to You couldn't sign up for a tea time.
They they based it back then on where your car was.
So me and my friends or my brothers and friends,
whatever the combo would be, we would pick everybody up

(36:02):
at like three three thirty in the morning, get to
bed Page Black by like four point thirty in the morning,
and you sit in your car and your nap until
the course opened up and then you got to play.
The course is a nightmare as someone that really likes golf,
and I wish I could go back to it, and
there's nothing holding me from doing that. I just haven't

(36:24):
Getting to play Bethpage Black was awesome, but it was
not It was not fun at all. There's one hole man.
The fairway is so far from the tea box that
people that know what they're doing aim for the walking
path because they can't make the fairway. This might be

(36:44):
too inside, but maybe a few of you are appreciating this,
so they would they would your drive, you would have
to aim for the walking path. That was maybe fuck
man ten fifteen yards? Why that that's it? Because if
you hit the rough, you were just crush, absolutely crushed.
But thank you Spoonni. I appreciate it. One guy saying

(37:09):
this is terrible Bill, Bill, No, it's not. This is
not even close to terrible. Bill. You're you're a dishonest person.
Go do something else with your stupid life. A right
to thank you. How he's a moron coming in. You
know he had a great career, but he ain't gonna
stop me and Jackie the joke Man talked about it.

(37:30):
When you don't have a real job, you can you don't.
There's not something called retirement, so you just continue doing it.
And and you know, us old radio guys, we're fortunate
that the technology change where you could do this from anywhere. Now.
You know, it would have sucked, Like I said earlier,

(37:52):
if This was ten fifteen years ago, and all of
a sudden, you don't have the big radio show anymore,
and you don't know, you don't have access to a
radio station. You just sat there like a dummy going
fuck trying to get a radio job somewhere. But now
turn on a camera, maybe pump up your audio with
a better mic, and you get to do it from anywhere.
So it's the thought of retiring is just kind of dumb.

(38:16):
You know. You gotta fade away though, unfortunately, and that
will bother people you you you, yeah, I know I
used to be somebody, but I still enjoy doing this.
What are you gonna do? All right? Uh? Oh my god,
I am late again. Trump is the black version of Jesus.

(38:37):
I don't know what that means. Yeah, there you go.
Rule one of being in any kind of media, don't
alienate a potential large part of your audience. Yes, the
cable news channels, they're finally learning that. You know, I'm
seeing that as the cable outlet that people like to

(38:58):
make fun of, the fact is respect to CNN. And
I'll tell you why. They realize we're alienating half our
audience with this Trump stuff. So now they have panels
where they have the right wingers on with the lefties,
and I think that's how it should be. Fucking just
just battle it out in front of everybody checking out

(39:22):
like MSNBC and they're it's on right now, actually, because
I check out all the channels and they're just they're
just talking to the converted, you know. Joe Scarborough, Oh
it's real brave to or Lawrence o'donnald real brave to,
you know, attack Trump and go in hard. But I
would I would give you a lot more respect if

(39:42):
you got somebody from the right of you know, pushing
back and having a real fucking debate about it, that
would be amazing. It's not impressive when you're talking to
the converted. A lot of radio shows they talk to
the converted. It's it's it's whatever. But with that said,
Jay Warren's right, man, you shouldn't alienate a huge part
of your audience. You know, I uh do what I

(40:06):
do alienate your entire audience. Oh my god. You know
you could have opinions about uh Trump. But how we
tell him is his hardcore fans that that have paid
a lot of money to listen to him over the
years they they probably probably uh just spent a fortune

(40:28):
over the years supporting that guy, and then he turns
it around because they decided they like Trump that they
shouldn't listen to his show. What a fucking jerk. You're
a jerk. You could you could spend the you know,
chunks of your show bitching and complaining about Trump. Sure,
that's awesome, Yeah, go for that stuff. But then to
cross the line and tell people if you support Trump,

(40:50):
do not listen to me. Ah, what an idiot. You're
an idiot. You're a you're a billionaire idiot. All right,
do do do do do do do do? All right,
I think we're gonna go. I think we did it right.

(41:12):
Uh did you change cameras? Very up close and clear?
It's good now. The sun's out today, Vincent. You know
there's the reason why I hide in the shadows. You know,
you get to uh, you start getting a little older,
and that HD is not your friend. Man, it's not
your friend. Hey, old boy, you're in the shadows. Fuck

(41:35):
they noticed? All right, were good? Last thoughts? What do
you got, bitches, Let's go through the chat. I'm rolling
what we got? Still got jungle fever? Oh boy? Do
I have some jungle favor? I am man. I didn't
mind uh an exotic. Alright, I'm gonna all right, you

(41:59):
want the honest stuff. I didn't mind the jungle favor.
I didn't mind some some exotic when I was dating.
But I also knew that I wouldn't be bringing them
to the family barbecue. Yah ah, Yes, Yes, women are beautiful,

(42:29):
God's creatures, blessed. This is a racist if I ever
seen one? Now, wrong, show wrong, Why don't you explain?
Oh my god, wait, let me get rid of this person. There,
they're weird. Man, No man, now now now, now you

(42:49):
know going vertical? I think I am. I think I
got a few new people checking this out, and this
will help you. I don't I I probably don't mean
most of the stuff I'm saying. I'll turn this off
and not even think about any of the stuff I

(43:10):
just said. It doesn't bother me and my racist because
I like Angel Race. Is that why she's fucking gorgeous? Man,
She's got the legs for days. She's got that weird
jump shot she she shot puts her jump shots. See
I followed the WNBA f you all right, we got

(43:32):
more fus coming in and any violin up there in Albanny.
F you to ignorant trolls, just stay hitting behind your phones. Yes,
I like that. I like that. Yes, all right, let's
start wrapping up because I got to get the audio
version of this on my podcast OPI Radio. It's the
only reason I end because I want to like get

(43:52):
this up up so you can download it wherever you
get your Opie Radio podcast and help my numbers. All right,
all right, you didn't like the Doge. That's not true,
brother Turbo, that's not true. It's not true. I didn't like.
I hate that people do this to me because you know,

(44:14):
in this world is black and white, so you know
you gotta label. You gotta label people as a as
a lib, you know, a snow. He's woke, all those
dumb stupid talking points that people fucking just spew out
of their mouths, like parents. What I said about Doge,

(44:36):
I liked it. On paper. I liked Elon Musk was
attacking the wasteful spending in Washington. I loved it. I
loved it, and I hope after Trump is gone, we
still focus on some of the wasteful spending in Washington.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I didn't like that that Elon Musk, you know.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Went on stage with a chainsaw, and they're just just
wiping out programs left and right without really looking into
how important some of these programs are. That's the part
I don't like. Okay, do we understand now? But I
already know what's gonna happen, you know. I just explained that,
and then you're just gonna go. You don't like thosee

(45:20):
all right? Whatever, I won't even think about you after
I turn this off. Trust me? What's up? John Courtz
down there in Philly? How are you? Brother? Gonna see you?
Your video is also choppy? I got stupid cable out here,
and the upload speed gets just terrible. I'll have to
march back to the cable company and tell them to

(45:42):
fix this again. Opi is a OPI, all right. Opie
has always been a huge fan of balls. Jase. There
you go, ladies, I ladies, do you do you really
like balls? Do you? I'm sorry for every woman I

(46:10):
ever dated. I'm sorry. All right, We're gonna go now. Yeah,
I know I have a nice number today. It's because
we went vertical. But we're gonna go. Now, We're gonna go.
Let me get to the end of the chat. Make
sure people are cool. Gotta make sure you're cool, William.

(46:32):
All right, let's go with William. Howard Stern's got that
much money he really doesn't need to work ever again.
But you're right about the ego. Yeah, that's all. That's all.
That's all. I can't deny that he had an amazing run,
probably the greatest run in radio history. Unfortunately, I say
unfortunately because we were well on our way, but we couldn't.

(46:55):
We couldn't keep our shit together, which is kind of sad.
But whatever, what are you gonna do? Right? Oh shit,
I got super chats. Would you rather be a G
word or R word? Oh my god, that's easy, that's easy.

(47:17):
Pat my hair down. You gotta go R over J right.
You gotta go R over jate. Oh no, then you can't.
Then I wouldn't understand half the shit I see on Netflix. Fuck,
you gotta go g over R right. Because you want
to enjoy your programs on the Netflix. Oh this is
a Quandarie Joey. Then you think balls and you're like

(47:45):
a yeah, but the Bear is a good program. You
want to be able to fully understand the Bear on Hulu.
So then you might have to go g so you
can enjoy the Bear on Hulu. But then you gotta
maybe deal with balls. But then if you're an R
then you're like looking at this show trying to figure

(48:08):
out everything. Oh, I hate these unanswerable questions. I'm gonna
put this in the unanswerable question category. You're a weak
in character? All right, thanks, thanks for your your monopoly buddy.
By the way, thanks a weak in character? What does
that mean? Bro? I'll talk about it. I'll talk about

(48:29):
all this stuff. You can't just say I'm weak in character.
You gotta explain why you're why I'm weak in character,
and then we could discuss. But just to say I'm
weak in character stupid? All Right? Why am I weak
in character? Because I'm not all in with a political party.
I don't have time for that shit. If you want

(48:51):
to know the truth. All right, all right, we're gonna go.
Holy shit, you guys are babbling. I don't even know
where to go on. I'm just making sure I didn't
get super chats because I gotta like respect to super chatters.
All Right, all right, we're gonna go, all right, We're
gonna go all right, all right, all right, We're gonna go.

(49:11):
We're gonna go alright, We're gonna go. All right, guys,
have a wonderful day. Thanks for checking out my live stream.
I have a podcast for the newbies here. It's called
Opie Radio. Oh I got I got three podcasts. Ah shit,
this is where it confuses everybody. I got Opie Radio.

(49:31):
I got OPI Funny AF. It's a fast moving funny
clip show from my archives, from all the radio I
did all all those years, and believe or not, I
haven't even begun to put the Opie and Anthony clips
into Opie Funny AF. And then the third podcast. Uh.
When I when I started my original podcast, I did
it with a dear friend, Carl Ruiz. He was a

(49:53):
food network star. He was on Guys Grocery Games and
we were really really close. And uh, I decided, after
I got the pipe from Sirius Xam, if I was
going to start a podcast, I wanted to start it
with this guy. And we did. We did tremendous work.
Tremendous I still do alright with this, but it doesn't

(50:14):
compare to the stuff I did with Carl. And we
noticed that all the episodes I did with Carl were
going bye bye because they're so buried in my podcast
feed that I decided to start a third podcast called
Opie and Carl Simple. And there's a brand new episode
out today. I think it's the one where Carl he

(50:37):
went to California to be on the Food Network Guy's
Grocery Games, and he wanted to do a podcast out there,
So it's a solo one with Carl talking about IPA's.
It's a good listen, all right, so please please check
that out. It's called Opie and Carl. You can find
that wherever you get your podcasts. And that's the plug today.
I will get five. I will get five extra downloads

(51:00):
for that plug. I rule by Joy
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