I’m Allergic to Christmas Trees

Opie finally discovers he’s violently allergic to real Christmas trees (after 50+ years), scores a $20 tree from volunteer firefighters, and still ends up paying $125 once tolls, burgers, and new lights are added – plus a savage takedown of roasting chestnuts, Mariah Carey lies, and P. Diddy’s funeral billing habits with comedian Tony P. If you’ve ever woken up looking like you lost a fight with Mike Tyson because of holiday sap, this unfiltered, foul-mouthed morning rant is the chaotic holiday therapy you didn’t know you needed.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
All right, good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream.
We're five hundred feet above the streets of New York City.
That sun is gonna pop behind me and about I
don't know what fifteen twenty minutes, as we have about
three hours of sunlight these days this time of year.
Hope everyone had a good weekend. I did because Dug
Bills pulled it off and beat the Cincinnati Bengals at home.

(00:35):
Oh my god, there was a snowstorm in Buffalo and
Josh Allen and the Bills bitches all right to make
it interesting. I don't think it's a super Bowl team,
but uh, they pulled it out yesterday in a snowstorm,
and I was pretty happy about that. Uh, I sort of,
I sort of saw the game. What do you mean

(00:56):
if you sort of saw the game? Aren't you a
big Bills fan? Yeah, I was watching. I was watching,
But I my eyes are are more fed up than usual.
Usually they're like, you know, they're barely open, but now
they're pretty much closed. Although they're they're a little better
today because uh, because well I found out over the weekend.

(01:20):
And I've been suspicious of this for years because right
around this time of year, every year I get very
swollen eyes. And I finally figured it out. Finally, I
finally figured it out this year that I am allergic
to Christmas trees.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Tony pay, good job, good job.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Look at these eyes. Look at these eyes. That's that's
wide open. That's why I got the hat. I'm trying
to hide them a little bit. I'm not gonna lie
to you. I'm I'm vain like anybody else. I look
in the mirror and go, hey, you know what, You're
not looking too good today. Put a fucking hat on.
That's what I do. But not you, Tony P. Look
at you. You're a mess every time I see you.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, why should you give a ship? Man? Who kissed you?
Have your wife? Your wife loves you, your kids love you.
You think I give a ship?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
What the guy down the streets got to look at
me and say, oh, that's a beautiful guy.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Fuck it? Well, I don't know, man, But the guys
in the chat they comment about what I look like
all the time. I don't know what to do about that.
I need to look more pretty for some of these people.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
For what?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
For?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What? Man, you're looking at Are you looking to move
to the house? Kitchen? Over there.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, I don't know. I want to look pretty for
these guys because they get bothered by what I look like.
So I need to pretty it up for these people
so they could do whatever they're doing on their end
of this.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I think you got to give them a little lower
cut shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, all right, I could.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I have to focus yet.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
A little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I still can't get over the fact that it took you,
however old you are, to realize you're allergic to Christmas trees.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
You've been doing this every year, and every year your
eyes get swollen. And what did you think it was?
The fucking chestnuts?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Uh no, We're gonna get into your stupid chest I'll
tell you what I thought it was. I thought it
was just a simple stress of the holidays. I literally
thought it was the simple stress of the holidays. But
then I'm thinking, like, but you don't even start Christmas
shopping until this December twenty second. You're not stressing yet,
so it can't be that.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Then we do that to ourselves, you realize, oh my, yeah,
we put the stress on ourselves. We wait till like
I'm shopping on the twenty third to twenty fourth.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh, my god, I do it to myself. You're right,
and you know what I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm like,
what does my wife want? I don't know what she
wants anymore. You don't we go together so long. I've
given her. I've given her, excuse me, everything, literally everything,
she's got everything. I don't know what to get her anymore.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Don't get it nothing, huh, don't get it nothing. Just
get her, you know, wake up and say, hey, I
love you, honey. Try servant? How the try servant? How
what you're used to serve for when you guys first met?
Oh throwing out on the table. This is a throwback
for the first birthday, the first Christmas.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I like what.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I think. The first thing I uh, I did for
her was like I filled up like a like an eye,
like an iPod music. That's yeah. I was one of
those guys. Here's here I made this for you. Here's
all the songs that make me think of you.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Man, you made it that far. You handed out full iPods.
I was handed out mixtapes. I mean it started with mixtapes,
right like I made this tape. I was thinking of you.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, those days are gone.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Bro, they are gone. No one makes a little fucking
thing for their their loved one with.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You should make a mixtape for your wife, bro, that's
what I think. I think we should make a mixtape
for your wife.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Mine's listening. Mine's probably like, no, that's a load of ship.
That's the worst thing I ever she wants from you
or something, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
There you go. And also I learned over the weekend that, uh,
do you do the Spotify?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I do Spotify if I want to get more into
what I'm listening to.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Otherwise I throw on Pandora.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, Spotify is kicking everyone's ass, and they give you
a rundown of your your Spotify for the year, and
it's a lot of it's a lot of fun, a
lot of analytics, a lot of things. These were your
top songs, these were your top podcasts.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Okay, My question is from year to year, because you're
Spotify from year to year, how much does that list change?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, that's a very good question actually, because when we're
doing you know, when I'm hanging with the kids a
little bit here and there, I they use my Spotify
to play their music, so it messes up my Spotify
do you understand? All right? So like there's some there's
a Sabrina Carpenter making my top ten, there's uh, I'm
trying to think what else like Kendrick Lamar, Taylor Swift

(05:54):
is on there, right, And then Spotify gives you an age,
your Spotify age, and this is a big deal. People
are walking around going, what's Spotify age? Is? What's your
Spotify age? Tony?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't know. I'll check mine. I mean I might
use it enough to have an age.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
And I you know, my kids, they're Spotify age is
about eighteen and you my wife's Spotify age is about
five years younger than what she is. And then they
all came to me and like, so, what's your Spotify age?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Dad?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Mozart mos seventy two.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
My Spotify age is seventy two. It's time to hang
it up.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Wait are you listening in a Mozart? What are you doing? Bron?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
And then I had to defend myself. I started screaming
because they're like, everyone else's Spotify age is younger than
what they are. I'm like, I A I like the
Almond Brothers, damn it, I play a lot of fucking
Almond Brothers. And a lot of lead zeppelins. So that
knocks that knocks my age out of the stratosphere. I'm
seventy two on spot.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Do you think that your kids like when they're hanging
out with their friends and I don't know, one of
your songs comes on just because you know, you guys
share it every once in a while, they're throw one
of those. Yeah, they're like, oh man, my dad's uh,
you know, my dad's ruining my Spotify.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, it works in both directions.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, they got their own fucking Spotify. You know, I
can't Spotify. They're reckon by Spotify. I can't. I can't
be I can't be aged to seventy two in Spotify.
That's that's that's not okay my day.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
But maybe you're bringing that, Maybe you're bringing their age up,
is what I'm saying. If their age you know at age.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
No, because they touched I've never touched their Spotify. It's
because they're listening to the rap and they're listening to
Sabrina Carbon. They're talking about getting moist.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
When she thinks you, does rap even't exist anymore?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Does what rap?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Or is it just them going That's a lot of
what I have a lot of movie.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
My son is into the rap man, he's into the
rat But.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is it good? Is it?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I mean, you know you're you're exposed to these things. Man,
come on, I need my pipeline.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
No I'm not, No, I'm not. These kids, you know,
they put put their buds on. Every once in a while,
I'll hear his music and I'm horrified. I'm like my dad. Now,
I never wanted to be my dad. I'm horrified. Oh
by god, what they're singing about. But listen to me,
so last I this guy's why are you obsess it?

(08:27):
Go do something else? Let me get rid of this dubby?
All right? Can you actually getting up at what I
think we started just before six am? Could you imagine
getting up before six am? You're so obsessed with me.
I can't hurt anybody anymore, Tony. I'm nothing in the business.
But they get up right before six just to go
in a chat and hate. That means they got to
set their alarm clock to get up to How crazy

(08:51):
is that?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Listen, man, Hate is a strong emotion, it is, it is.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
But we'll get you up at five o'clock in the
morning to do crazy shit like that.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Hate we got rid of them. You know, no, what
would be fun. This would be fun for real, Like
hate for me is just stupid. It's just stupid because
it's boring. You know, I'll turn this off and I
won't even see any of this shit until the next
time it turned it on. Do you understand. But if
these people came to me and said, my name is Blah,
you did this and that's why I hate, that would

(09:21):
be very interesting to me. That would be amazing. But
if it's a nameless, faceless guy with an account that
has a bunch of numbers like it's j C TS
one nine three, four six eight seven nine two one,
why would I give a crap about your hate and
your dumb troll account. All right, listen to me. So

(09:42):
last time we we talked. Oh, by the way, I
don't know what happened around I don't know. I think
I have bro I think Knaka got the best of them.
I think I'm trying to I think him trying to
figure out the present thing. You know, it got the
best of them.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
He got the best of them.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I think he ran away to the North Paul and moonlighting,
making gifts.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
He did. I think that's where he's at man.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Right, hanging out to the north fall.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
He's the Jewish Jewish Santa Claus. So last time we talked,
I was going to get my Christmas trade because in
New York City, I actually checked out the prices. They're
two hundred and fifty plus for an eight foot tree
in New York City this year. Two hundred and fifty
plus in this neighborhood. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
It's a lot of catch.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
So I got this friend, Scott Watson. He lives up
the river, and he is like, come on up here, bitch.
So I've been going up towards him for the last
I think this is three now, three christmases to get
my Christmas tree, and I make it a thing. It's
my son was busy, so it was me and my daughter,
all right, And I guess you want to guess how
much I spent on my Christmas trade.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
If it's two fifty down here, I want to say,
you spent one hundred and twenty six dollars with tip
twenty six.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, okay, all right, well, okay, I gotta break down
the numbers now, okay, okay, go ahead. So I go
to the Nayak firehouse, one of the last, one of
the oldest I should say firehouses in existence, okay. And
they had a beautiful empty lot to the right of
their firehouse, a tiny little firehouse. They gave me the tour.

(11:23):
The guys up there were absolutely awesome. And then they
got the lot is filled with beautiful I mean beautiful
Christmas trees, beautiful. They don't need the promotion. They're gonna
sell out. I'm just I'm just saying, and uh, you know,
And all of a sudden, I picked out a tree,
and uh. And I opened up my wallet and I go,
how much, guys, how much? And they're gonna tie it

(11:45):
on the roof of my car so I could drive
back to New York City. I'm like, how much? And
I open up my wallet. They see it twenty No, no,
first they go first, they go, I forgot this part
is important. They go, well, are you gonna talk about
us on your show? And I said, oh, one hundred percent.
But you got to understand, I don't have the same
pull as I used to. You got it. There was

(12:08):
a time if someone came to me and said, hey,
U can you talk about me on your show? You
know it would it would it would be very very
good for that person. They would sell a lot of shit.
Whatever they sell.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Career, you make a career, you make a fucking yeah,
you make I used to.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
That was the point, and I had to tell these guys.
I'm like, oh, I'll talk about you, guys, but don't
expect a line of people coming here to get your
to get Christmas trees. You understand the times have changed.
So they got that enough, that's okay. So they're gonna
give me the tree for free. So I opened my wallet.
I'm like, nah, no, man, no, no, and a twenty

(12:42):
falls out and they're like, all right, give us twenty.
I'm like, now, I can't just give you twenty. So
behind the twenty was another twenty. I had forty fucking
dollars in in my uh in my wallet that I
handed over to the boys. So my Christmas tree so
far cost forty dollars. Someone just gave us twenty dollars.
So let me read this cold. Hey, my Wall Street

(13:04):
buddies and I like to drive around and whip silver
dimes at the homeless around the holidays. What's an old
chunk of cool like yourself getting wrong for Christmas? I say,
give him nothing. Oh wow, what a weird What a
weird twenty dollars from Chris? What what a weird twenty
dollars from Chris? But he gave me twenty just Chris,

(13:25):
thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
You go your Christmas treet, your Christmas street just questioned
twenty bucks?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Now? Oh fuck man? Oh I like that. I like
how you think. There you go, man, Leave the homeless alone,
Leave the homeless alone. A Manannie has decided to keep
up the homeless encampments. I guess Mayor Adams of New
York City he was trying to get rid of the
homeless encampments. I don't even know where the homeless encampments are,
do you ton No.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Man, I tell you I live in the Bronx. I'm
waiting for the casino. The casino just kind approved.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I know that's the stupid.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeap a man, it is what it is. The way
I see it is. I'm close enough to if that
thing does take off, I could just be and be
my house and you know, be fine.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know, putting up casinos in neighborhoods is the dumbest
thing ever. And I don't insult my intelligence. Don't say
it's good for the neighborhood. The one thing it is
good for. You know, it'll create jobs, of course, But
as far as that casino that's gonna bring in insane,
insane money, hundreds of millions of dollars this thing to
bring in over the years, they ain't putting any of

(14:33):
that ship back into the community.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, no, no, no. People are gonna be losing their houses.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
They're gonna be going down there with the DS, putting
their houses down, saying, hey, man, give me a line
of credit. Go ahead, don't give it to you. They'll
give you whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Right, but don't don't make it look like it's it's
great for the community. The community. Just look at the
you know, Atlantic City, Just look at at Vegas. Soon
as you will you leave the strip a couple of blocks.
It's it's bullshits, you know, have fun with that. But
thanks for your twenty there, Chris. Leave the homeless alone,
That's what I say.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Stop whipping it starts. Give him sandwiches. You want to
throw something at him, throw sandwiches at him.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Don't But mom, Donnie is not getting rid of the
homeless encampments. I don't know where they are. As long
as they're not Look, this is how I am, just
like anybody else.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
He looks homeless.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
You see that way that guy dresses, do you see, Donnie,
But that guy dresses like my fifth grade school teacher,
wrinkled suit and just like all of that disheveled.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'm a regular guy, Tony, He's a regular guy.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Listen, I'm giving him a shot, you know what I mean.
You gotta give him a shot because the realization of
New York City is gonna smack him in the face.
The realization of New York City is it's not really
you know, people shutting down the street and playing Uno
in in the middle of the street.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's not that.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, you know, it's so funny. Every election people buy
into the garbage. This city is set up, the real
people that run it, the big companies, the billionaires. It's
all set up. And one guy coming in can't do shit.
So when everyone was yelling and screaming I gotta leave

(16:12):
New York City, you know it's gonna be a Muslim
state and all that, I'm like, you, no, meet the
new boss same as the old boss. And and Hokal's
already not going to give him the money to make
the sweeping changes that he basically promised his voters. It
ain't happening. It ain't happening.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
You want to you want to know what happened.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Actually in a story of Queens, give it up to
those people who lived there, who are still where I'm from.
Originally they put the bike lanes in on thirty first
Street under the alet You ever been there?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Sure, So they took the parking away and they put
the parking where you know, the post of the fucking
elevated train are right, and then there's a bike lane,
a protective bike lane. They fought and they got that. Uh,
they got to rip it out. The dot's got to
rip it out. Some judge ruled with the people of
the city instead of the city.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Really, and they're actually taking a bike lane out in
thirty first Street a story.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
You know, you want the bike lanes to go, Well, I.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Want that bike lane to go because the all the
businesses that are under that that elevated train, nobody can
get deliveries. There's no place for anybody to pull over.
The trucks can do their jobs. It's it makes no
sense there.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well, the bikes are taking over the city, you know, that,
less cars, more bikes.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's crazy. You can't even walk a sidewalk. The sidewalks
in New Yorker now is now a highway.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
It's wild, it really is.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Why do you remember that movie like Big Trouble in
Little China? Actually what everybody was? I think it's like that,
and we were like, oh, look at them. They got rickshaw's,
they got what we there's twenty years later, forty years later,
we're a little China.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Dude, If you've ever been to another country and you
see how like, uh, the evs, the bikes, and uh,
some of these guys are on horses and they're all
on one fucking road all you know, with the mopads,
remember digging in and out of traffic. And then you
got a guy in a horse. Then you got a
guy on a fucking mule or something.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
And you got a guy in another guy's back fucking rickshaw.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
But they all move with the traffic smoothly, smooth. I
used to laugh at that shit. That shit is happening
to New York City slowly, surely, just like those Third
World nations one thousand. All right, So we're back to
the Christmas tree. So you said, uh, so, I gave
the firehouse forty dollars. They didn't want anything. I gave

(18:42):
him forty dollars. That's all I had in cash. I
even said, yo, you got PayPal. I got PayPal. Nope,
they don't have PayPal.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
It's the firehouse, bro the fire and those guys volunteer
up that I believe, right, the volunteer fire fighters.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Okay, those guys are the happiest guys in the world. Firemen.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Firemen are the happiest guys in the world because they
do either a twenty eight hour shift or a forty
eight hour shift, So that means they get a full
twenty four to forty eight hours a week right away
from their spousals, right you understand, I understand.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
And they hanging out with your.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Buddies, chilling, playing pokeror whatever, and then a fire call comes.
You slide down the pole, you go, and you fucking
usually somebody you know that you shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Be there for well, they had they had the Wall
of Fame though, you know they had. They had two
or three guys, nine to eleven guys.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
They they went down to nine to eleven man.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
That was really sad to see. And they had a
story about each guy, even though it's been over twenty years,
the current Fireman. They know the stories of these three
heroes man. But the rest of the place is set
up like a fraternity. They got a nice bar with
some nice beers on draft. They got the TV's to
watch the big game, and then behind the bar they
had a nice kitchen to fire up some food. It

(19:54):
looked like it looked like a decent gig.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
It looked like paradise, right, look pretty cool. I want
to come here. I don't want to walk dogs, I
don't want to drop both. I just want to be
here for twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
It looked all right, lly, all right, So so far
the tree costs forty bucks instead of paying two to
fifty in the city plus right, all right, So then
you know I'm with Scott Watts and my friend you've know,
you know, Scott lives Scott. I love Scott, and Scott's like,
let's go to my buddy's joint and have some burgers.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Okay, And now I'm.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Thinking I gotta buy Scott a b get him a burger, right, correct?
And so we met up with John, one of Scott's
friends that I've known a while, and uh, you know,
he gave me a solid discount on the burgers, solid discount.
But you got to add you got to add another

(20:43):
fifty dollars onto the tree, of course, because you understand,
if I just left my apartment and went downstairs and
paid two fifty, this is what I'm thinking, if I.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Paid the tolls. What's the tolls? Those tolls going there?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Gw BA, what is that these days? Fifteen? They have
her here for about fifteen, all right, So now we
got to add another thirty on to the cost of
by tree. So my free tree so far as forty
dollars plus the GWB, which is us.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Only one way though, so fourteen one way, fifteen one way?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, I know, so I'm adding thirty.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
So you only pay one way.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh, you only pay one way.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
That makes you better come back. They make you pay
to come back to New York. They don't make you
to leave.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, good news, Tony. So forty dollars to the fire guys,
fifty dollars for the burgers after the discount. That's now,
that's ninety fifteen for the toll, right, So that's one
hundred and five, and then yeah, you know, I might
have I might have burned about twenty dollars of gas.
So my tree instead of costed two to fifty in

(21:44):
the end, it cost me one hundred and twenty five.
So that's not bad.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
One hundred and twenty five. And you had a great
day with the with the daughter.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
She was bored. She was hanging out with fifty year
old guys. She was bored.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, she did she have a did she did? She
was fun?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Did you have fun? She goes, I'm hanging out with
fifty year old guys. I don't even know what the
fuck you're talking about. Oh, I got right, all right.
But she enjoyed the homemade ice cream at the burger place.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
So was the burger good?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Burger was fantastic. Oh my, I forgot the name of
the place, but they have a few joints that basically
taken over her old gas stations. Nice. Oh, it was beautiful.
It was really nice. That sounds good, although I don't
know if the burger was good because I ended up
having the chicken sandwich because I'm that guy when it says,
when everything sits screams at you order this thing I

(22:37):
always go the other way. I'm dumb that way there.
But the lady behind the counter, she's like, the chicken
sandwich is also outstanding. But we are a burger place.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Was it a fried chicken sandwich?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Fried chicken sandwich with a little heat, little heat?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
So what you say if you did it for health purposes?
I'm betting. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
We can go google it, but I'm betting at a
fried chicken sandwich has got to be worse than a burger.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
You know what, I think you might be right. I
mean it's comparable.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, it's got to be the same crap.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
But they had the ioli. They had the ioli.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Did you know that you can go to McDonald's and
ask for Max big Max sauce on anything?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Really?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, that's a hack. That's a hack that I learned
working in the South Bronx. I don't you can get
Max sauce on your cheeseburg. You say, give me big
Max sauce on that, and they put.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
It on that. Tony, you're a little younger than me,
but you're you're hitting that age. It's gonna happen very
soon where where you can't go to fast food restaurants anymore.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh, I'm already starting a melt. Bro I'm starting the melt.
It's starting to all thought right down to my belly.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
It goes right through you as soon as I eat,
because one more, you know, driving back and forth to
the beach and stuff that. You know, we go to
Wendy's mostly, you know, for a quick thing like I'm
the way and uh and every once a while I partake. Man,
after the I'm not after the first bite, gurgling starts.

(24:12):
That's bad, dude. That's one sign you're getting old. You
can't handle the fast food anymore. Man, no iron stomach
for this kid.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I'm kind of holding out. I'm kind of hanging in there.
But uh, in general, I just should be eating.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Then we all eating better, right, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Absolutely? So what are you gonna do next year? This
is my question? My question is you know you're allergic
to the stuff. Are you gonna continue to fight through it?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah? Man? So then I set up the tree and
I'm underneath. You know, you're scrip. You're doing the screwing
in of the thing, and you're taking the branches and
pushing them down and getting rid of the netting. You
know what we all do. And then the next day
my eyes bolt. This one was completely closed. I can
kind of see through it again. So, uh yeah, I'm

(25:03):
allergic to Christmas trees. But the allergies. I went to
an alogist many years ago, and uh, you know, instead
of taking care of my allergies, he wanted to know
all about opian anthony because he found out who I was. Okay,
I go, I go. Look, I did all the tests
with the needles, and my arm just exploded right right.

(25:23):
And then I'm like, hey, you know, I don't I
don't mind talking about opian anthony, but could you tell
me what I'm allergic allergic to? And then then he goes,
he goes dogs, cats, grass and trees. Anyway, that time
Dice came on the show. I'm like, no, no more
about this. What do you mean trees and grass? What trees?

(25:45):
What grass? He goes, all trees and all grass, all trees,
all trees.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Do you when you're handling the tree, you're wearing gloves?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
No, Like, get right in there.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah you when this is what I think is happening.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
I think you're getting the sap on your fingers and
then it's sticking on your fingers you can't get sap
off of you, bro and you rub your eyes and
then but if you wear a pair of gloves whatever,
bring some rubber gloves.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Man.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
All right, I'll try the rubber gloves next time, but
the rubber gloves next year. I mean, the eyes are
coming back.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
But yeah, you look, you look normal to me. But
then again, I.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Had to try to look. My eyes are like they're
sappy if you want to.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Eyes.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I didn't even want to do this today. I'm sappy.
But uh, I just noticed every year, well not every year,
but a bunch of years right around now, I get
this and I'm like, what what could it? Oh, it's
the Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Is it all decorated?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Uh? I mean, my my daughter's really into it. So
this house is pretty decorator right now. But the tree
itself is sitting there because we here's something. I guess
you know what I think. I think. I think I'm
the norm. You know, when Christmas is over, you want
to just throw everything away because you're like, we don't

(27:06):
need it. Christmas is like a year away now. So
I was trying to unwrap the lights off the tree.
But by the time we take our tree down, it's stiff.
As soon as you touch the tree, all the needles fall,
and then it's really hard to get the lights off.
So I'm thinking myself, let's just throw the whole thing away.

(27:28):
I ain't dealing with trying to unwrap the lights from
this dry Christmas tree, right, So I threw the whole
thing away, thinking we don't need it. Christmas is done.
And then that know, it's weird, this calendar thing and
the time thing.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Christmas comes back, Chris comes back.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I didn't know Christmas comes back around you.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
So and now do you see there's more stress on
you now now because you've got to go buy lights.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Well that's well, that's why the tree isn't decorated, because
you gotta do the lights first, because if you do
the orman's first, you're fucked.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
So you have those ornaments are in a box somewhere.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Right, Oh yeah, you know all the well add.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
The lights on. You gotta add the lights on to
the price of the tree.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well, yeah, because I threw the little fucking lights away.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
So absolutely, that's the dumb that's the dumbest move I've
ever I'm not with you on any of this stuff,
just so you know, because I have a fake Christmas tree.
I have all my decorations, I have my lights. My
wife bought new lights. And my wife does things that
make me question myself because she's asked me millions of times.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Do you like the colored lights? Do you like regular
lights or colored lights?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I like clean, nice, right, That's.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Exactly what I like.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Every year I decorate the house outside, I put the
clean white.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
She puts the rainbow stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
And not rainbow. I mean, I'm not saying in that way.
I'm just saying the lights are rainbow, and I don't
like rainbow lights. I don't like them. I think they
don't look good.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I understand. But you know, if you have kids, they
like the colored the lights.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Like I got dogs. My dogs, and most dogs are
color blinds, so they can't see the lights.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
You understand, Yeah, they don't give a ship. So I
uh so I went to how many? I went to
at least three places over the weekend because we got
the tree Friday. Guess what? I guess? Maybe because maybe
because of Trump?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
No? Maybe go ahead, No.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I think it's Trump because Trump doesn't want anyone to
be happy. I just want to because of Trump, I'm
gonna blame Trump. Because of Trump, all the stores are
out of lights. I can't find lights for the tree.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
It's Trump's fault, right, it's not exact. The lights out
the year before, I thinking Christmas would wouldn't come again, right,
Maybe you thought Christmas wouldn't come again because I don't know,
because Trump got into office and we wouldn't exist by
this time.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Well, yeah, because Trumps the president. I figured he was
gonna cancel uh Christmas, like he's canceling everything else. And
my wife also check three at least three stories yesterday.
We can't find Christmas lights. So now we're gonna do
the Amazon thing and hope they could, you know, be
here tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
And you know something, that's the death of Christmas. That's
the death of the holidays. The death of the holidays
is online shopping. My friend, when online shopping began, that's
the death of the holidays. People aren't going out. And
I'm not saying I know you hate chestnuts, okay, and
we'll get to the check. I know you hate chestnututs.
I'm not talking about the taste of the chestnuts. You

(30:29):
gotta admit walking down the streets, somebody's rushing chestnuts that
smells good. That smell fight the holiday? Would you rather
be smelling bumpy?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Come on, honestly, yes, you'd rather smell bump is Yes,
I would rather smell the homeless. I'd rather smell the
marijuana that everyone's smoking on the streets in New York.
The smell of chestnuts is disgusting. Not King Cole could
go f himself.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Whoa, whoa, whoa man, this is deep seated right now,
this got what happened with the chestnuts?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
You forced to eat chestnuts as a child or something.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
The only reason we acknowledged chestnuts is because of that
King Cole. You understand this, right, because he had a
hit song. He had a hit song. Nobody called his
hit song, right, that's him, right, you know what the
name of that song is? What is the Christmas song?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
The Christmas song? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Lazy? This lazy, not Kink Cole. He's like, all right,
here's your Christmas song? So you just I'm not out
of my mind. And then he put the thought in
everyone's head with the chestnuts roasting.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, because that's so much better than what we listened to. Now,
well for Christmas is you? And because that because if
all they wanted for Christmas was us then, and we
gave them us.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Okay, right, that's brilliant. You could save a few thou Hey,
where's my presence? Why she said, oh I want for
Christmas as you here? I am.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Well, whenever that song came she was with Matola right
when that song came out.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
No, oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Imagine him.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Imagine that guy thirty years old at that time, whatever
the hell he was coming into the bedroom, yeah, naked, naked, yeah,
and saying here, this is what you want for Christmas?
Taking yeah, come on, come on, she's full of shit.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
It's propaganda.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Look, I don't know. I don't know shit about nothing,
Tony p. But can you imagine what Mariah Carrey had
to do to get her singing career going. I don't
know for sure. She had some raw talent.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
No, she had talent, and I think they fucked her up.
You know that something I I when you when it
comes to all of those girls, you know that time
those girls I take.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
And maybe she came out a little later. But Christina
Aguilera I think is the.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Most dirty, right, A little dirty.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
The little dirty, and the most talented vocally. Uh, Brittany,
come on, Brittany was that generation's version of Madonna.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Like Madonna, Madonna can't fucking act for ship, she can't
really sing, she really don't know how to dance.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
But here we are. She's like, uh, you know, she's
a queen in in the world, in the.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Industry, the Madonna, the Madonna.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
She's a queen.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
You know who is way better than Madonna. Oh my god,
you got you're bringing You're bringing the heat total. You're
bringing stuff to talk about.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Did I ever tell you that story? I was working
as a production coordinator.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, you told her to get parts, and we all
are like, this story stinks, it sucks. Come on, didn't
it didn't go anywhere. We didn't know what you were
talking about. Something about a tea pot, but Donna, I didn't.
We didn't understand the story.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
I ended up getting her teapot. I was working in
post in production.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I was you're actually gonna tell it again? Are you?
What are you thinking? Were you thinking to yourself? You
know this is going pretty well. I got a room.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
That's a no, that's a drunk man story. You're right,
that's why it was told. This is this is coffee time,
This is coffee.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
This is coffee time. No tell the story for real, No, no, no,
I don't want them. I don't want to see you're
a smart man because I set you up to fail.
It's a it's a good it's a good story, Tony,
it's a good story.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I quit on Madonna.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I could.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
If I ever walk into Madonna, I can tell him.
You know something, Madonna, that fucking music video that you.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Were making for the super Bowl, guess what.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I was supposed to work on it, and I didn't
want to see your face, so I quit when they
were filming. And then I came back and I closed
up all the books nice and tightly for you missed, Madonna,
and I took your coffee teapot.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Nice. Let's see, there you go. There is one person
that came up with Madonna that is so much more
talented than Madonna. But she she wasn't sexy. Who is it?
That's your that's your that's your music trivia question today,
Tony P She can Madonna, Sidney Laupad, Cindy Lapper.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Come on, that's an easy one. I met Cyndi Laupa once.
I used to live across from Broadway Studios. Yeah, you
know what, you must have been there, right, that's when
they first started shooting music videos.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
It was on Broadway in Creston Street. It was an
old movie theater.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Okay, she was shooting the mid music video and she
was outsight smucking or whatever the hell she was doing.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
But it was the eighties.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I was young.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I had pimples on my face.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
You know, I might have went home and whacked whacked
off to her, rubbling out did She was sexy in
her own right, you know what I mean? She was
like the dirty sexy. She was like the Molly Ringwald where.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
You know, I.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Grew up with mousey red hair, so I don't I
never liked the girls with the red hair. Oh man,
I feel like I'm beating my sister, Like no.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
No, you're crazy.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Man.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
My first girlfriend ever had red hair, and she had
these big, beautiful white, milky breasts.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
A man her father walk then on us. I had
in my head.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'm careful.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
You mean I had my head in the in the sweater.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I was so, I had my head in the sweater.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Again, I don't have a daughter, so I don't know
what that would be like, I don't know those feelings
of I produced this person and look at what this
little fuck is doing.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Right, But he was like, hey, hey, come on guy.
He was an Irish guy, Come on guy. So I
you know, I pulled my head out of the sweater.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
At first, I hid like I stuffed my face into him,
pretending that everything would go away.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
But that didn't work.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Oh my god, what a time to Oh my god, no, no, please,
I beg. Might have been your cousin, bro, I beg.
I beg. My kids don't ever date please. I can't
handle that ship. But anyway, so Cyndi Lauper was way
more talent than Madonna, but Madonna was the sex pot.

(36:57):
And then you fast forward and now you know Madonna
still looked like looked looked like as a queen, right,
the queen of music and stupid City. Lauper's on TV
talking about it. She's skinned its life's not fair. She
has to do it. She skinned fucking commercials and Madonna

(37:18):
still look like as a goddess.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Well, she went the whole opposite direction. If you remember correctly,
she got involved with lu Albano. She was doing wrestling, right,
did she like smashed something over Roddy PIPA's head.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh yeah, so she took the wrong paths.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
She had bad management.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
There you go. But uh, I like your point about
Mariah carry. All I want for Christmas is you that
can save us a few bucks. As you know, Mariah
went to my high school. She was in the same
grade as my brothers.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Can huh pick at this Friday? Can we go with
pickets signs? Even if I'm the only one with a
picket sign? Can I go stand outside of a high
school with a picket sign?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, Harborfields High School is in Greenlawn, Long Island.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's gonna say move ap up.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
I'm not gonna lie to you, Tony. I was kind
of happy to see that I was still in fourth place.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I know that you're in fourth place.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
I was kind of happy because we have to get
you above the pom pilot guy.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yes, because the pomp pilot means nothing. Now, I don't know.
Mariah Carey went to my high school, and she's the
most popular, most famous person to come out of Harborfields
High School. And no one could touch that spot, obviously,
But I was pretty proud during the Opian Anthony years
that I was number two, right behind Mariah Carrie. And
then when this came up recently on the show, and

(38:35):
so I decided to google it to see where I'm
at on the list. And you know, Tony's mad because
I dropped out a fourth But I'm thinking I haven't
had a hit fucking radio show in probably, I don't know,
ten years. I'm kind of happy that I'm still in
fourth place. I'm not gonna lie out.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Of your mind. You want me to tell you why
you're out of the mine.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
When was the last time the last time somebody used
a fucking pomp pilot. I'm sure it was more than
ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Oh my god, that's gotta be twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, so you're a little bit more relevant than the
pomp I like.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
How you think. Yeah, the guy who invented the pomp
pilot went to my high school. And then there was
some Sarah Wheeland or something that she was on a
soccer team in the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah whatever, a team scored. Yeah, but she wanna medal.
Maybe she scored five times?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Did she score the winning goal? And she didn't score
the winning goal? That it means nothing to me. Nothing.
Throw your gold medal in the fucking Hudson River. It
means nothing.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Did they win the gold? I think they did. I
think that was the big thing with the women's Olympic
soccer team.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
They won the gold. The men couldn't do it. They
did what the men couldn't.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
But I'm holding strong. And fourth place the story of
Mariah Carey because she absolutely was in my brother's grades,
two brothers, because they're twins. She was the weirdo on
the back of the bus, same bus, by the way,
same bus, the same bus that picked up the Hughes
also picked up Mariah Carey for many, many years, and
she was the weirdo in the back of the bus,

(40:04):
singing her fucking balls off, and everyone was like, weirdo, weirdo.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Right, And most of the time, this is from what
I hear.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Most of the time, it's the weirdos that just because
everybody calls them a weirdo, right, they end up, you know,
being phenomenal, right, exactly.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
We must have been loved or either data you were
a weirdo at one point. You must have been.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
You were very successful, so you must have been a
weirdo at some point.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I was. I was different.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
That was different too, Like I mean I remember, you know,
sitting and having conversations with myself as a child.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
You know, I knew I was in trouble. When they
have this test. I forgot what it is in high school.
You answer all these questions and it tells you what
you should be in life. And I was off the
charts the wrong way like everyone else. Oh you should
go and be a doctor or a lawyer and account
and a mechanic, all all the stuff, plumber and I

(41:03):
was the only one that dipped into the weird category
of like entertainment media. I was literally the only one.
And then another guy, uh, Doug, Doug, I forgot his
last He was the only other person when when we
like compared, you know, what we should be after this test,
his said race car driver and he ended up going

(41:26):
into the race car fucking field or whatever.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Did he make anything out of himself?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I mean I wasn't like I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
He kind of like lost contact, didn't follow.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, but I would see him from time to time
at reunions and stuff, and yeah, he was absolutely doing it.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
But that's when I knew I was a weirdo, because
like everyone else was having like a normal career path
and mine was just fucking off the charts the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
So well, this is Michael. Can I ask, when I
know you grew up with a big family, how much
parenting was actually done to you or were you pretty
much just left?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Oh? No, No, The problem was my mom was overbearing, overparenting, overparenting, okay,
and everything had to be perfect everything. My upbringing was
very exhausted, exhausted.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
I'm just I mean again, I can't compare because my
upbringing is pretty fucking wild too, you know what I mean.
I lost my father young, started working young, and then
never really had a father figure in my life right
where it was like okay, well now I got to
figure it out. And the father figures that I had
were all fucked up dudes.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
You know, why aren't you? Why aren't you more of
a mess than you are?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I can't figure it out, bro, I really can't.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
No. I say this nicely because I'm getting to know
Tony P. We've known each other, I don't know, about
six months or so one of my newer friends, but
Tony P's mom didn't want Tony P. But the procedure
we got to kind of be a little careful here,
even though everyone knows what we're talking about. The procedure
didn't work. Okay, that's the only reason Tony's here. That's

(43:01):
fucking crazy to me.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, bro, did she want to know what's crazy about that?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
That she would tell you? Because I'm sure there's a
bunch of us that aren't supposed to be here. But
our parents never fucking said it.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, but she said it. She probably said it in
a moment frustration. She might have fucking hated me. You understand,
she might have resented me. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
I don't know, Like I never got into those conversations.
Maybe maybe after I came out, she stopped. You know,
my dad stopped hitting it.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
I don't know. I know that.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
I know that she told me that he uh, he
ended up cheating on her once. I had a waitress
and she found out. But she's like, what was I
supposed to do? I got two kids? That's how it
was back then. Oh, I got two kids. But you
can't stay back then. I just watched that.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Did he document mea with him?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Wait? Was it? Was it a waitress in a hotel bar? No?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I was a waitress in a restaurant that he worked in.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Oh yeah, I believe somebody.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
He didn't really go out. They gambled back in the day.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Man, it was wild like although we only had each
other for ten h I only had him for ten years.
I remember we used to go next door in the
apartment next door, they would move the fucking first. They
would play poker, so whatever, two three in the morning.
Then they'd be hamid. They'd move all the furniture and
stop playing great music and fucking.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Dancing in the middle of the really craziness. Craziness, bro,
this is what I grew up with.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Wait is it a cocktail bar or waitress at a
hotel bar? Cocktail bar? Oh man, I might have messed
up the reference, Okay.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I was saying, and then wait for this and a cocktail.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
It is cocktail bar. Oh look at me. I was like,
look at me, sneaking a Human League reference into the
live stream. And I fucked up the line. I fucked
up the line. Whatever we figured it out together, ministry,
I fucked it up, didn't I. I was all proud
of myself, like I snuck that in like a little
lyric from Human League, and I messed up the line.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
This guy's name is ministry.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Uh yeah, Ministry of men. Damn wait, you saw you
saw the P Diddy documentary.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I watched the first three and a half I guess
two and a half parts.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, I watched.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I watched. What's your thoughts?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
The guy's an animal, but everybody knew that the guy's
an animal, and the fact that he only got fifteen months.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Come on, this is what I don't understand about this country.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
You have a guy going on record at giving you
details and actually voicing what happened to both of those
two guys, and that can't be admissible as evidence because
he signed some piece of paper, you know.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
So what you're talking about is there's a guy that's
in prison for the murder of Tupac. Tupac right, the
tuc I don't think.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I don't think he's in for anything. I think that that.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I think I think he finally got tried. I got
I gotta get the info. But basically, in the P
Diddy documentary, they they went to this one guy and
they're like, all right, what do you know about this?
You know, we can help your case because I think
he was going to go away for some drug charge
and he laid out exactly what happened to Tupac and
he points the finger of Pee Diddy. They said there

(46:06):
was a payment of a half million dollars. He only
got I think half of the half million dollars. And uh,
and he lays out exactly what happened. He sounds insanely believable.
The audio is actually on the P Diddy documentary. Yeah
and uh and p did he still skates. You know,
a lot of people are suspicious he had something to
do with the Tupaca murder and possibly Biggie Smalls because

(46:28):
he led Biggie Smalls to his own death. You understand,
they told they told Pete Diddy, do not come to
the West Coast. You're not welcome here. And Pete did
he want to shove it in their their face, and
Biggie Smalls didn't want anything to do with it, and
Pe Diddy forced Biggie basically to go to LA and
then they skated through the promotion and in the marketing

(46:49):
of his new album, which would be called Life After Death.
It wasn't called that at first, and Biggie Smalls had
a flight to Europe. He was out of LA because
he was good. Some promotion in La for his I
mean in Europe for his album he did. He told
his people, no, you keep Biggie in La, cancel the
flight to Europe. You can look up all this shit.

(47:11):
And they threw a party. And that was the day
that Biggie you know, died.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
And then puff Daddy's career or whatever took off.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Took off after he's sang which stink.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah, yeah, that was. You want to know something that
there are so many stories in this P Diddy documentary
if half of them are true, and I think most
of them are true.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I think most of them.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
He's a fucking monster. He has seventy seven civil suits
pending seventy seven and only seven or I would say
about ten people were willing to talk for this documentary.
And there's stories about P Diddy are crazy. So there's
at least another sixty seventy people that have a decent
story to tell that didn't come forward for the documentary.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
This is what I think is crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
What I think is crazy is it opens up that
he he's like sitting in a hotel room right looking
across and I think there's cops or something looking at him. Yeah,
why are you hiring a documentary.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Crew, well because he you know, everything.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Because it's all got to be scripted.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
That's what I think. I think this is all. This
is all like a plot. This is all plot because
they're all they're all filth. Bangs on the top from
the top coming down. They're all filthy.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Right, So.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
The common person's gonna say, oh, well, here see, but
did he got caught? And it's like, nah, did he
didn't get caught? They threw Diddy to the wolves. They
threw him out there. He must have did something.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Or I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yeah, I think he hired the documentary film crew because
his entire life, he got away with everything. So he
just thought, I'll get away with this too, and I'll
have a good I'll have the great behind the scenes
footage to play for everybody. And then when they arrested him,
he didn't pay his bill for the footage, so the
filmmaker gave it to basically fifty cents. People. Here's the

(49:00):
easiest part of about the documentary. And we could certainly
talk about it more, but I know you got to
go to your your your job in a few minutes here, Tony,
So Biggie Smalls Dice and P Diddy goes, I'm gonna
throw the biggest funeral ever ever. All of Brooklyn's gonna
come out for the Biggie Small's funeral. Everyone's gonna come out.

(49:23):
I want this to be over the fucking top, right,
and everyone's looking at P Diddy. Man, that's really you know,
that's really uh, that's really awesome of you. What you
learn in this documentary is that P Diddy gave the
bill to Biggie Smalls for his own funeral. Yeah, you're like,
what do you mean by that he's dead? Well, no,

(49:43):
all the family members that were still gonna make money
off Biggie Smalls, they got the bill for Biggie's funeral.
P Diddy made Biggie Small's family pay for his own funeral.
In the documentary, they say Biggie Smalls had to pay
for his own funeral. But do you understand, right?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
You know what's even more just about that that you
see it.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
He's sitting there and the guy comes over and he's
fucking shaving him. Then he's got another guy chasing him
around and putting a necklace on.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Him, Like, who is this guy?

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Who is this guy?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
And who are these people that you can't find a
better job than to chase this fucking guy around putting
jewelry on him. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy to me.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Yeah, it's it's the if. I highly recommend the p
Didty documentary at Netflix. It's four parts. My mouth was open,
like what this guy got away with everything? Everything, and
he was the one that benefited the most from Tupac
and Biggie Smalls being rubbed out. Oh my god, All right, Tony,

(50:46):
I know you got a job to go to.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Wish I wish I didn't, So listen, all you viewer
is tell the rest of the viewers, and then there'll
be more viewers.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Oh right, and then maybe I won't have to go
to this job.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I like that. I can expect that.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Chestnuts roasting on an open phone.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Great song, great song, so much better cross snipping at you.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
That's it. So much better than a.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Lot for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
So much better than that. Man, It's so much better.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I know. But I just I hate that he put
the chestnut line in the song. Because are good and
something that you look forward to around Christmas. It's stupid.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Come on, what hey, I got a I got a
terrible joke for you. What do you call them nuts
on a wall?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
What?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Walnuts? What do you call them nuts on a chest?

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Chestnuts?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
What do you call them nuts on a chin?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
A penis in the.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Mouth Tony, Everyone, all right, go Tony, I'm gonna actually
gonna play something to end this live stream. Thank you
very much for stepping up to their preciate it. I
didn't want to do this with the swollen eyes from
being alerted to a Christmas tree, but uh, I'm glad
I did.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Tony get you a cool pair of glasses, That's what.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, hopefully, I mean the eyes are back open. The
one eye was completely shut. It looked like I you know,
it looks it looked like I went a few rounds
with Mike Tyson.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Oh, come on, how about rock Come on, Rick or Rocky.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
I love what people say that it looks like. Really
does it look like that? Because if you went a
few rounds with Mike Tyson, you wouldn't be breathing.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
You wouldn't have a face.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Bro right, you wouldn't have Oh I went a few
rounds with Tyson.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
If Mike Tyson hit me, I'd wake up looking like Ron.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Oh all right, it's Tony p Uh comedy.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
No, what is your It's Tony Comedy, Tony P Comedy
or Tony Poppa Dog on Facebook, Tony p Comedy everywhere else.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
All right, I'm going to play something because I was
editing this over the weekend. You as a degenerate gambler?
Oh yeah, man, all right, Tony, that thank you very much.
You could go. I'm gonna play this from get parts.
This is uh a comedian Tony P talking about gambling
as we end the live stream today. Thanks Tony, thank.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
You, bro.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
All right.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Used to be a degenerate gamble.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
The worst I ever did was make my wife, who
was my girlfriend at the time, sleep in the fucking
car that had no heat.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Well, I was finishing up at the tables.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I burned probably a good five to six years of
my life gamblings.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
What were you playing?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
What was your game?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Black Chat? Yeah? Wait, Tony, Tony, I'm best stop. That's
the short version for the stupid YouTube shorts. I wanted
to play the whole fucking thing. I best stop. Wait
a minute, let me see make a find I got
the long version. I got the long version. Who cares?
All right? Let me let me play this as we

(53:48):
leave today. That's the short version to get people clicking
on the video. But here's the actual long form story.
It's a couple of minutes long. Thanks to Tony PI
used to.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Be a degenerate gamble.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
The worst I ever did was make my wife, who
was my girlfriend at the time, sleep in the fucking
car that had no.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Heat while I was finishing up at the tables.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
I burned probably a good five to six years of
my life.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Gamblers, What were you playing?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
What was your game?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Blackjat?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
This is where it ended?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Your wife left you?

Speaker 4 (54:16):
This is where it ended.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
I called the last credit card company because I found
a credit card.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
I was like, all right, the last credit card company.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
I called up and I said, I need a fucking
credit increase, credit limit increase. They had already increased my
credit limit five thousand dollars that night. Immediately I was
in for maybe ten grand on that credit card. And
she says, excuse me, you know we've already increased your limit.
You know, what do you do for a living? I
was like, I'm I was boughtended. I managed a bar.

(54:47):
She goes, well, how do you plan to pay this bat?
I said, I swear to God, my cousin can verify
a dollar and a dream.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
And I hung up on the got nothing, and.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
You're able to walk away more or less?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Can I?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Can I?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Tony