Lucky Charms Gave Me Man Boobs

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Uh oh, and here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh I got I got these these two knuckleheads with
me this morning. I am live at the Ocean. I
drove all night and uh, you know, ron a lot
of people they're they're confused. They think I hate you
and this and that. No, I turned this on just
so I can hang out with you and Tony P.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
And then I'm going right back to bed. I only
had four and a half hours sleep.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
We left uh at like ten thirty at night last
night to come out here for the weekend because the
kids have off today.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
So uh here we are.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Why Why why is there no school today?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Teacher conference crap or something? Dude, they have so many
days off. I don't even know why sometimes, but I
think we have to talk to some teachers today. It's
one of those things. You go to a private school, Yeah, yeah,
and they get a lot of extra days off. And I,
because I don't do a nine to five job, I
don't complain. Because every time they have a Friday off

(01:02):
or a Monday off, I'm like, pack the.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Car, bitches, we're going to the Ocean.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
So your kids go to an exclusive private school on
the Upper West Side. I have a feeling undone. He's
gonna have some thoughts about that elitist in which education.
The education is for the people, Opie, not just for
people like you.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, let me tell you what's take care of that. Yeah,
let me tell you what's gonna happen there, Ron. I'm
getting a U Haul. I called the U Haul company.
They said you could get a U haul sometime in January.
I'm on a waiting list and.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I'm gonna fucking pack that U haul and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Gonna get the hell out of New York City because
I can't handle that we have a Muzzlim mayor.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh oh, that's not me, No, that's not me.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
That's I think you were just channeling your inner Rosie
o'donnald Right.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
There, there's Tony p on the screen.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
She can't straight out of Ireland and right through right. Well,
I love.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
The hip hopocracy of these people. You know, when Trump won,
I leave it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm barrika all these people leaving and half of them
never did, by the way, and now that we have
a Muslim mayor in New York City, totally take it away.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
What's going on now?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Talking all that nonsense. Everybody's talking all of the fucking nonsense.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I'm leaving.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
I gotta go. I'm going to Florida, I'm going to Texas.
This is the end of fucking civilization. This is nonsense.
This is nonsense. People are paying attention too much to
all the wrong things. They need to go hug somebody
that they've cursed.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
You.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Whoa, whoa on both sides, on both sides.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
You know that you've cursed either your uncle or your
niece or nephew, or your daughter or your father. There's
families that are torn to part over this nonsense.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh my god, you're not wrong, you're not wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
But the hypocrisy of all the people making fun of
like the Rosie O'donnald's for leaving America because Trump became president.
Those same people are now saying I'm leaving New York
City because I can't handle a month the mayor.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Correct, correct, So Ellen, degenerous, let me put you on
the big screen.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Rod.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
You're you're looking at you there. That's how it should be. No, no, no,
Rod should always be no.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Enjoy your time on the big screens as me and
to tiny and little.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Bull generous and her hot lesbian wife. They I think
where did they move to England. They left the country.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, they left the country and now Ellen de generous man.
I thought my career took a fucking nosedive. She's on
TV selling cream. She's selling face cream. She was one
of the most respected talk show host comedians in the
in the world and now she's selling cream on our couch.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
She looks like a guy from London.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
She looks like he looks like.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
She looks like a little boy with with the JJ,
with a big, big JJ. You know the truth is
I I really think Rosie O'Donnell part of the reasons
she left the country because I really think she there
was going to be some retribution. I don't know if
people know this, but like for the past twenty twenty
five years, Rosie o'donald has had a public feud with

(04:12):
Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Rosie o'donald used to be on the view bro I
I I was in the beginning of that feud back
in the day when we talked about it on the show,
when Trump and Rosie were going at it. Trump came
on The Opien Anthony Show to make to make fun
of fucking Rosie o'donnald, and then we made the mistake
of saying that Trump needed our show to, uh.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
You know, to attack Rosie.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
And then that's when Trump called Opien Anthony on the
Opie part of Opien Anthony, he called us slobs. And
I got an actual little article from the New York
Papers where it says Trump calls Opien Anthony slobs because
he goes, I didn't need those slobs to talk bad
about Rosie.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
O'donnald, They're crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
The only thing that you said positive about Anthony was that,
and you said it in a nice way. He's like,
say what you want about Anthony, but he didn't hold
back about his real thoughts about Trump. Is that true?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Like he was saying Anthony didn't hold back on like
calling Trump out.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I honestly don't know where Anthony is with Trump because
I really don't watch her listen to any of his shit.
But I could just speak for like, when we did
Anthony's show, we had Trump on a lot, and he
gave us great radio. We understood that he's great for
a radio show. You see it on TV when he

(05:43):
takes his dumb shots, that's entertaining his whole hell.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
But soon as he hung up, we all knew that
he was just full of shit.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, so I don't know where he is with him now,
but we used to kind of behind his back make
fun of him, like, oh my god, that's great radio,
but this guy's full of himself.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
That was our angle back in the day.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I truly believe because Trump is such an ego maniac
that if you reach out to them and go, hey Donald, Hey,
it's Opie from the Open Anthew Show. Dude, we love
you you always, dude, we want you back on. Tell
us what you think about New York City, Tell me
what you think about Madonnie. I bet you would fucking
call in.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh, one hundred percent he would, so look.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, he would, Hey, Donaldi, please help us.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
No, I got to slow down. One hundred percent. He
would if I if I had an audience, like a
bigger audience, one hundred percent he would. Though he wouldn't
care about anything we said in the past, or anything
I've said recently or whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
You know. And by the way, I think you told
me the first time you ever met Donald Trump, he
was like, I love you guys, and.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
It was all bullshit, right, Yeah, you know, he knows
how to stroke the ego he knows how to make
you look like you're the most important person in the
fucking world.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
So he knew that.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
You know, Uh, we had problems with Howard Stern, and
he basically said, you guys are better than Howard Stern.
Oh I got him hearing great things about you guys. Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
As soon as we hung up with the guy, it
felt good that he stroked the ego, But we also
knew that he he doesn't listen to the opiate Anthony
show back.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Then, right, if you want Braden, you can really get
Donald Trump on here. If you play it right, you
stroke his ego.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
All right, we'll figure that out. Ron Ron, it'sp you Friday.
We got to talk about uh and Tony jump in.
We got to talk about Tom Brady has cloned his dog.
Now we we have jokingly said, or I have that
your new quarterback up there and fucking Boston, Ron Is,
maybe it's a there's a Tom Brady clone in Boston.

(07:46):
I don't know where this kid came from, but you
guys are a real problem for my Bills.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's gonna be it's gonna be tough as the season
goes on.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
But that guy looks like a young, fucking chubby Tom Brady.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
And now we're learning that Tom Brady cloned his dog.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
So here's the connection. First of all, there's so Drake May,
who does look like a like a rookie Tom Brady
all carry around pizza boxes. You know why Drake May
is with the Patriots. One person Bill Belichick.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh Belichick, right, because.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Drake May came from UNC where Belichick is now the
head coach.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
You look like you could be a head coach.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Run I am a head coach.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Put me in coach.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
That's the name of the bar and Fire Island head coach.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
You just you just need a hoodie or something, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Tony P's right, you can be Oh he's got the
Patriots while in honor of Tom Brady cloning fucking animals.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Hold on one second, man, I told you I'm a
cave man. This guy really cloned his dog, and everybody's
just okay with it.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Really, So tom Ron, it's becoming a thing.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
And I gotta say, when I saw the story, I
wanted to know more because, uh, I have a I
have a golden Doodle doggie that I'm starting to think
he's now five.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I'm like, you know, I wouldn't mind another one of these.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
So here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
But what I'm learning is you clone your dog, it
looks exactly like the dog you're in love with. Now
the new dog has a problem. Like, it's not the
same fucking soul.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's not the same personality that.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Bro, you're fucking with God, you're fucking with the you.
You're fucking with like Creation. You're saying, I'm smarter than Creation,
and I'm going to remake this thing. No, you come
around once and then you go somewhere else, You meet
new people, an asshole in your next door.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
You be afraid of the technology, Tony.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
You know it's not technology. You can't implant the soul,
you understand.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I think I think everything that is available to human
beings is fair game. So if the scientists are figuring
out cloning, if God didn't want the cloning, or whoever
you believe in the higher power, that cloning wouldn't be
a thing.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Everything is.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Obviously some people in this conversation haven't seen or whatever.
These people that are cloning haven't seen, uh pet cemetery.
I hope Tom Brady's dog eats his face. I hope
he wakes up his fucking face eating one day.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Okay, that that's.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
What I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Because you clone your dog, it looks exactly like the
dog you're in love with, and it's a vicious, mean monster.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Now, yeah, good, I hope his face.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Gets biologically physically it's identical. I know it's it's it's
a different personality based on your your environment. So it's taught.
It's called Colossal Biosciences. And Tom Brady's actually an investor
in the company. Okay, And this is the company that
brought back the dire wolf.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
This is the company that wants to bring back the
wooly mammoth.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
This is the company that wants to bring back the
Dodo bird.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
So that remember that. Remember they want to bring back dinosaurs.
This is that company.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
All right. Listen to me.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
By the way, guess how much it costs to clone
your dogs.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I would say twenty thous fifty fifty thou listening eighty
thousand clone a horse? All right, listen to me, rod Rod.
I want them to bring back the Dodo bird. I
would be the first one on the block to have
a Dodo bird in my backyard.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
That would be badass, don't they have those big beaks.
They fucking kill you both.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
On one second, man, why are we avoiding the big
conversation of cloning themselves?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Right? Eventually that's what's going to happen. They don't want
to clone.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Themselves, Tony. I hate to tell you this. Chinese have
been cloning their asses.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
The Chinese, they don't.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
They don't live by the same rules as the rest
of the planet. I guarantee there. They got a cloning
program in China.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
By the way, just to let you know, I believe.
By the way, just to let you know, I'm gonna
put on my t move Joe Rogan. It's been confirmed
by the ets and by like you know, chandlers and
bhar Leonardo Carpio is straight up a fucking clone. He's
been cloned several times because he drank the Golden Juice.
He drank the Hollywood Golden jew Leonardo the Carpio.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Is a clone.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Ugh, that's what happens in That's what happens in Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
He drank the Golden Juice, so.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
He's called the Golden Jews. Yeah, it's like you. It's
it's like you. It's a contract with the devil.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Really, I understand I believe what you're saying, right, No.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
That's the Golden Jews is a real thing in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
If that was true, why hasn't he had a hit
movie in ten years?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Who Leonardo?

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Because you can't implant the same soul movie he doesn't hit.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
We just want to what do you mean, by the
way the movie he just.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Came ahead in years.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
And by the way, he only date twenty five year olds.
By the way, tom Brady before, because by the way,
you would nobody you and Tom Brady had something in common.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
By bro get off with tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Stop you both you're both obsessed with your fucking dogs.
And before tom Brady, this is true, before tom Brady
cloned his dog. I think Tom Brady loves his dog
more than his family. Maybe like you, he.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Was the greatest quarterback on this earth.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, he'll ship.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
So after himself. Phil Lambs, I don't watch Oh, alright, alright, alright, alright,
that's where.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I stopped watching. Phil Simmons.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Tom Brady cloned his dog. This is true that he
wanted to test it, right, so he tried it on
Gronk first, right, Well, gron.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Gronk looks like he could be a clone.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Now you're talking because you saw the movie Multiplicity, right
with Michael Keaton. Yes, where the whole theory is they
kept cloning Michael Keaton, and as they kept cloning them,
the character got dumber and dumber. Gronk could easily be
in Multiplicity as uh, you know, one of the last
clones that.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
The technology exists to do it for. They're doing it,
They've been doing it. Honestly, it's it's so sixty of
the public. I think, like Tony, they think it's morally wrong.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
I have no believe Yeah, I believe it.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
You know why I don't have a problem with it
because my idol also cloned her dog. Oh, Baba streisand
you heard me, Baba Streisch cloned her dog.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
I hope, I hope the poodles eats her face. I
hope the reason.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Barbs cloned her dog. I think it was a poodle
is because it was viciously killed.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Ron. I'm trying to be I'm not gonna lie to you.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm gonna I'm gonna have an I'm gonna confess something today.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Ron. I don't want to, but I'm gonna confess. I'm
trying to be friends with you.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I'm like, you know what, there's something about this Ron,
now that he's been around a few years, maybe I
should try to be friends with the guy. And then
you hit me with stuff like Barbara streisand is your
is your?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
What? Your?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I A U?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (15:42):
The same face? I see it?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
We got the nose the bay.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Hold on, let me put you on the let me
put you on the big screen.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Ron's gonna go sideways, you know what.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Not a bad.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Profile, not bad, Rod, not bad, not bad, not.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Bad, Papa.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Why do you like Barber Streisand.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I couldn't think of one thing I like about her?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Tony, you know one thing you like about Barbara Streisand
she's got a nice rack.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
James Brolin's funding her.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
James Brolin is not pounding anything at this point. He's
got to be one hundred and five.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
And she's gotta be like, who wants to pound a
Barber Streisand at this age that's.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Crazy Streisand believe me, she's she's had work done on that.
You can tighten that up, you know she Yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Right, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Ro I'm gonna try Barbsand in the third Meet the
Parents movie where she was like the older hippie chick
that wanted sex all the time, it was, it was,
it was a little bit of a turn off.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
She has you know, she has some moves. Ah, god
st you know, she probably puts a finger into tush
or something.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
You know, you like, Lady Gaga is good.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
But yeah, no, no no touch play, no touch play
all right, big The big story is, uh the ozempic?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Did you guys see the video in the in the
White House yesterday they're talking about ozepic. They're gonna like,
what do a do a price freeze on that so
people could afford their ozempic and they and they got
a big they got a big press conference and uh,
and that guy passes out in front of everybody, and
r F K Junior ran away because he's thinking everyone

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was making fun of r f K Junior for running
away after that guy passed out at the at the
White House. But I get it. He's had two brothers
go down. Any commotion in a room, this fucking guy,
he's gonna jump out a window, do you understand?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
No, the Secretary of Health in Human and Human Services
Jay whatever. He should have ran over and helped him.
He's in charge of the health of America. You don't
run away. You don't run away from danger. They run
to it. By the way, did you see Trump's face
when that guy passed out. He was so fucking annoyty.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're spoiling everything.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
He's weekly We don't we don't even know if the guy.
Did the guy even survive. I don't even know. I
think he did. But Trump's thinking, oh, you're just wrecking everything,
not worried about the guys.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
That's why. That's why this is where I confuse people.
That's this is the stuff that I love Trump for.
He's such an asshole. He's such an asshole. People can't
afford food.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
People at this point, they're gonna cancel a million flights
for for Thanksgiving, and this guy's building a giant.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Broom, having a great Gatsby party.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
People don't know where their next meal is gonna come
from because the snap thing. And this asshole is plowing
straight straight ahead with just enjoying his life.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
But oh but you don't get it. You don't need
exempic now because people can't eat, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well, the ozempic thing has always bothered me because now
you got to hear me out, because people get pissed
with this, with this talking point. There are people that
need the ozempic. They got the diabetes, they got these
health issues. They need the ozempic to help them out.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
If they're mortively obedient, well whatever.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
But we gotta be careful about medical advice on the YouTube.
So I understand that.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
So, but hold on one second, bro, people ain't shooting
this stuff. You're not gonna tell me ozempic is making
their money off of diabetics.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
That's nonsense.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
No, that's my point. No.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I get the people that truly need something to help
them out.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
But I live in a building in New York City.
I don't recognize half the people anymore because they're all
on the ozempic losing crazy ass weight. And I'm making
to myself, yeah, you never had health issues. Just how
about you do it the old fashioned way and get
some exercise out there. Like Ronnie was when I called
him yesterday. He was on a goddamn treadmill.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Is you lose weight so quickly like your skin? Kind
of like droops. It kind of looks yeah, no, like
your skin said. You know, it reminds me of when
that when that Nazis face was melting when they opened
up the OC.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
And he's like, yeah, I mean special effect back then
were too good?

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Droopy D Remember that dog droopy D? Yeah, the droopy
dog whatever?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure that's what he looked like.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, well you know what Trump did, And so he's
touting it's called Trump Trump rex or what trump a rex.
So he's now making the pros epic one hundred and
forty nine dollars a month compared to I don't know
how much it was before it was a lot. Yeah,
but who gives us shit? People? Why do you need
ozepic because you Why do you need ozepic when you

(21:12):
can't buy food because you have no money? Which the
point is epic?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well you know, uh, those people will find a way
to eat.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
So here, by the way, Trump Trump is making such
a miscalculation. Yeah, so the courts now said you have
to fund snap benefits, not fifty percent percent. You have
to fund the snack benefits immediately at one hundred percent capacity. Yeah,

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and the Trump said, I said, no, we're not gonna
do it, right, because it's the only leverage they have,
or it's one of the leverages they have. The other
leverage they have is what's going on in the airports
air traffic controlers. Hey, does anyone want to fucking fly
home for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Now? No? No, no, but people have to do it.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
But now the big headline on the TV as I
was setting up is they're canceling.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
What was the word they used, It was more than multiple.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
They're canceling a ridiculous amount of flights because of the
government shut down.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
There's thousands of cancelations in delays because at this point
the FAA said it's it's not safe to fly at
this volume. Right, So now they're essentially they have like
they have five different dates November seventh, No, what's the
November seventh, which is now? So today they reduce flights

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by all carriers by four percent, and then like next
week it goes to six percent. Yeah, eventually to ten percent. Yeah.
And Trump is using this also the Democrats. By the way,
the Democrats think they're probably going to win because.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
And none of them give a shit because all of
them take fucking private flights. Do you understand so we
the people are sitting and I'm fucking arguing with each
other like assholes.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Look love gotta love Tony P. Nonsense, No, I love
Tony B. Because you're right.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
They got they're flying around America. They're not being affected.
They got their private planes. They're still getting their salaries
even though the governation there's a there's a government shut down,
and they're still getting paid to be.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Able to pay just pisses me off when that when
when these senators and congressmen and women say, oh, we's
receiving I'm receiving my paycheck, but I'm not I'm not
using it like I'm not using my paycheck. I'm I'm
I'm with solidarity with the American public. The money's still

(23:48):
there just because you're not.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
In the bank because somebody told them to buy some
fucking stock when they should buy the stock, and then
dump the stock when they should dump the stock.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
And then the common fucking person.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Who buys the stock because it comes up on yach
Yahoo when the stops on its way down, they lose
what they lose their fucking mortgage payment.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
So now how am I gonna pay my mortgage payment?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Go to fucking door dash and deliver a fucking food
to somebody who's too lazy to get out of their
fucking house and going yo today zempic because they fucking
ate ice cream that was delivered to them.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
What the hell's going on in this fucking country, bro.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yo, I like the door dash.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I don't like the I don't like the steaky charges
they're throwing on the goddamn thing.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
But I like the door dash. I don't like the
door dash. I don't use the door dash, and I
still have tits. Imagine if I fucking didn't use the
door dash and go out.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Come on, man, We're not healthy as a country, We're
not well.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
That that goes to the next thing that that bron
brought to the show. There's uh, there's a whole bunch
of American foods. I think a lot of these American foods.
I think, Uh. When I was growing up, I bet
you they were basically telling us there is nothing wrong
with these American foods. And now there's a whole list
of American foods that are banned around the world.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
It's stunning. It's stunning how poisonous our food is.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Right, this is the go ahead, run, don't go ahead,
I have a lift, but go ahead.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
No, Well, I'm saying what what we grew up with.
If you go back and look at the ingredients of
what we grew up with and what we were eating
back then as compared to now, half of the stuff
didn't exist, right.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Hey can I we got it back up slightly because
I don't.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
I don't like this stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
King of King of the Diffs, he's you know, he's,
he's a regular.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
He's like he says, Biden better brainwashed Morods.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Do you think Biden is better?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
No, he's he's basically because because of that we're talking about,
goes against the Trump thing.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
So now this is the lay offense King of the Diffs.
This is like a simpleton's comment, Biden better brainwash Morods.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I didn't like Biden fire getting guys, that sounds like
a that sounds like Frankenstein fire bad.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Will this help? Biden sucked too?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
You know what I did?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
God?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
By the way, the Trump administration, particularly Donald Trump, still
blaming Biden Biden Mistry, Dude, you're fucking almost a year in.
Shut the fuck up. This is all on you.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
On one second, man, because I voted for Trump. Now
hold on one second.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Trump. This is what I don't understand about that. Oh yeah,
you're a year right.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
And you're blaming Biden. Biden went through his entire administration.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Hold on, hold on, Uh sorry, go ahead, Sorry, I'm.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Still blaming Trump.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Do you understand that that throughout that whole administration blaming Trump?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Mondani just got elected.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
I think half of his voters voted for him because
he's against Trump, do you understand?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Not because they supported him.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
So the whole Democratic Party is still blaming Trump from
the last the last time he was in there, right,
you know, don't give me this all. He's in for
a year, he's in for you for a year.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
He's in for a year. How many people?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
How many people did the Biden administration let into our
country illegally?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
You see that you're doing exactly what they do. You're
bringing in the path. Baby, you need to you did
be in the fucking Who gives a fuck about the past.
What's happening now?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Is happening now?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Trump's tariffs are literally.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Crushing Yeah, well, I I have to do this first,
King of the diffs. He was talking to a chatter,
So I gotta I gotta make good with King of
the diffs, and he says, f Trump too, all right,
but uh, Trump does it too. He blames Sleepy Joe
for everything. He was on TV saying Thanksgiving. Have you

(27:49):
heard the Thanksgiving thing yet? Thanksgiving is going to be
twenty five percent cheaper this year? And then everyone's calling
him out and going, no, it's not. Supposedly it has
something to do with like is it Walmart or I
should have read the whole story. But basically, you can
get a Thanksgiving package with all the stuff you need
for your Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Da here's the end.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
This year, it's cheaper because there's like six six things
that aren't included in the in the package anymore. And
that's where he's getting his number from to say that
Thanksgiving is going to be cheaper for everybody.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Here's the thing he's he fired the person that releases
the financial reports, the job reports. Yeah, that hasn't come
out again, so that two muths in the road. No
fucking financial data on the economy, right, because it's so bad. Oh,
listen to this because of the shutdown. Do you know
how much America is losing every week? We're losing eighteen

(28:43):
billion dollars every week because of the shutdown that we
cannot recover.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Wait, how are we losing that?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I thought we're saving money because we're we're not paying
anybody shutdown?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Is it because it caught the economy when you can't fly?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Ah, don't have. Let me ask you a question. Do
you get up and go to work? I do? Is
it for money? It is? Do you buy things with
that money?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
But what do we need the government for to take
half of it? So?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Well, what about right?

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Half of my money? What about?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
What about hospitals? What about infrastructure of water?

Speaker 5 (29:28):
A lot, as far as I know, A lot of
hospitals are private, apply privately run, I think. And the
school systems right, as far as I know, charter schools,
private schools are doing a hell a lot better than
the public schools that we have. Right, So, what do
we need government for again, other than to take our
money and tell us, hey, we're using your money for this,
We're using your money for education, but all your kids

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are stupid?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Well, we kind of I think we need less government?
Is where I'm at, Tony Page exactly.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Yeah, I'm not saying.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
He's getting rid of everybody. You need less government get
rid of?

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Let me let me say one thing. When you say,
do you know what he's doing? You know something I
don't because I told you guys, I don't watch news.
You are my news right now.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
You. Oh my god, I feel sorry for you.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Now that's a great thing.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Don't feel sorry for me. That's a great thing. Look
at the view behind you. You see that view behind you?
That's where I live in my head. That's the view
I have in my head because it's not it's it's unfiltered.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
You get it, by the way, Tony, you behind you?
Is that the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem? Behind you?
That picture? Is that the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I have no idea what it is. It looked like
a Greek beach.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I got that, Uh, dude, that looks like the Dome
of Rock in Jerusalem where I used to live.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Wait, you got something on your wall. You don't even know.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
He doesn't watch the news. He doesn't watch the picture, Tony,
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
What looks like a beach? It looks like that's the
water over there? This with my wife we were in home.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
What bro Tony?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
He got it at goodwill? He got it at goodwill.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
You're not at an Airbnb. You're in your apartment. You
got something on the wall. You don't even know what
it is.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I don't have it. First of all, I'm in my house,
second house.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Sorry, sorry, no, I know I know.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
What that stuff is. That stuff is a friend of mine.
He's an artist who lives in like Midtown. Okay, he
painted those fish. He's a fish artist.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Oh, fish artist.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah, his name is Nick Stuff. Readi's everything he paints
is about, you know, the ocean and stuff.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, back to Ryan, Ryan American foods that are
banned all over the world.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I didn't forget all right, you ready for this? Yeah,
I mean just start off right away. So bad baby food.
Baby food is banned in other countries because in America,
baby food is concentrated with toxic heavy metals. Oh you're
supposed to go. I remember heavy metal. You didn't do it, opie, because.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
We did the bit all right? You want us apples? Wait?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Wait no, honestly, honestly, honestly, you shocked me on the
first one.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
The baby food, baby foods is there's such a concentration
of uh, toxic heavy metals that europe is doesn't so
we can't even export fucking our food. Uh can you
imagine the damage we're doing to our fucking kids?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Number two, remember an apple a day will keep the
doctor away. Apparently that's not true. Why are banded in
Europe because of the pesticide dp A dipo them, which
comes straight up cancer and neurological disorder.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
An apple, So an apple days the complete opposite the pesticide.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Isn't what's his face coat in the apples.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
With stuff, right, that's what it is they're coating. Yeah.
And also don't eat the skin on the apple. Right.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Alsoe yet your pocket knife and peel your apples.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Bro, No, but listen to me, before you eat an apple,
run out of hot water and then you can peel.
There's the wax. There's plastic and wax on apples. For
that shine.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
For the shine, well, I'm I'm very allergic tapples. It
gives me the green apple splatters, So I I don't
worry about this one. I haven't had an apple off
a tree, and god knows how long twenty five thirty
years you're.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Alerted to apples.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, I'm alertic tapples. Rod.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Can you imagine if you were Adam and Adam and
Eve and she offered you an apple. Yeah you didn't
take it. Yeah that would sucker different.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah that would suck for me.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
No, he would have taken it. I would have taken it.
That's the only vagina that's around.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Bro back.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Then, of course you're gonna eat whatever she gives you,
and then you're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You can make a hole in the apple and die happy.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Well, I mean, look, I'm a man, and you'll do
some crazy things for the poop. So even knowing that
I'm very allergic to apples, and I would get the
green apple splatters. But like you know, Eve is flirting
with me and handing me an apple. You know, damn well,
I'm biting into that sucker.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Of course, because you're the only man alive and there's
nobody there to stop you, you get the green apple splatters.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
You turn to you say, let's go.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
What if Adam was gay?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
What do you mean Adam was gay?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
I like the concept if he was gay, God's like, ah, man,
I said the wrong one, and then this planet is empty.
I'm probably theos would still be roaming around.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Now. Listen to this. I stopped eating subway a long
time ago because they were doing DNA DNA test on
the meat. It's not even meat. But get what's banned
from subway in Europe let us, they're bread.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
The bread. Bread.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Bread has such a high concentration of sugar it's not
actually considered bread.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Well, I no, no, I want to go back to
the subway thing because someone told me many years ago
he's no longer with us.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
What I'm about to say I don't even know is true.
You gotta be careful with this stuff. That all the
meats at subway are.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
The same meat, and they just change it up to
make it taste like turkey or taste like chicken. Yeah,
that's what was told to me a million years ago.
I don't know if it's true.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I got to do DNA tests and it was like
fifty more wasn't Actually it was artificial. Like it's it's
like yeah, it's uh.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah, expect I mean, what do you expect?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
What do you expect to be eaten in a five
dollar foot long? If it's a foot long, and of
course to five dollars, what do you expect to be
in it?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Other than shit?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I used to love my subway, man, It's.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
All about I used to love their fucking meatball heroes.
It was great.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Way went downhill after they caught Jared.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, Jared fucking fucked up their world for sure. But
the banana peppers makes everything so much more.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Take And by the.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Way, uh, if you if you eat sushi in New
York City, yeah, and you eat tuna, Yeah, they did
a DNA test. They found almost eighty percent of the
of tuna in New York City. It's not tuna. It
drives me, not genetically tuna.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
It drives me nuts because I'm a huge sushi lover.
I love tuna sushi, and when I go to a
place and they're giving you that fake tuna, it drives
me nuts.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
It's it's chewy, it's it's over the top reddish like
almost like a purple. When you get real tuna, there's
nothing better.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
But they decided that I forgot what fish Carl taught
me this many years ago. There's a certain fish they
put into the tuna category so they could get away
with it. But when you get that fresh tuna that's
more pink than red. Ah, there's nothing better in this world.
But eighty percent of the restaurants in New York City
do not serve that hypatuna.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
You're one hundred percent right.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Also, the oceans just aren't clean. Now. I had a
friend who ended up getting worms from from sushi and
thetis weren't working, Like it's terrified. I know two people
who got who got intestinal worms from sushi, and they

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went through hell And then did they.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Wiggle out the bunghole?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Sometimes I hear they wiggle out the bunghole just you
start feeling something down below and you're like, what the
hell is this?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
And one guy said he pulled a worm out.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Of his comeme.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
One ed I was more joking, like, that's some some
myth that I've heard about.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
You probably know some questionable people did. Did they catch
this sushi in the East River while they were fishing?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
All times are hard, so maybe they caught a fish
in the East River. Cut it up, you get worms
from a fish in the East River.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
One of my favorite, by the way, one of my
favorite comfort food, especially in the winter time, Kraft macaroni
and cheese. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Why? Of course? Because it dies.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Probably the dies right two yellow number five and yellow
number six.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yello at number five and yellow numbers.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
And guess what Europe does instead, they actually use natural
yellows like squashes and shit.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
What we used to use. That's what we used to.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Use, right, because it's cheaper to do synthetic.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
No, because because when there was a crackdown, you understand,
on all the cigarette companies, all the cigarette companies went
out and bought all of the fucking food companies.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
So the same people that figured out how to.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Addict you to cigarettes about figured out how to get
you addicted to food, which is really food, but it
tastes like food, but it's fifty food.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
But process food is not. Like there's no coincidences. Processed
food is designed to be addictive.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
It is filled with salt and sugar. Those are highly
addictive properties.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
To guess what fucking sugar does to you? Guess your
feeds off of sugar, cancer.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Sugar, sugar.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Hospital.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
That's right, you know, and I'm just the most here's.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
The problem in America, though, man, you know you took
the color colors out of our food, we wouldn't need
half this ship. We needed to look all beautiful and
colorful because most of this stuff would taste exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
And just when look is great by the way ADHD
attention death is a.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Disorder, right that you have obviously.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
So Tony, you're right. You know, before before breakfast cereals
are introduced, breakfast used to be very healthy. You know,
eggs and you know, potatoes and grains. And then what
happened is you're right, I think one of the cigarette companies,
uh bought a food company, and all of a sudden,
the breakfast diet turned to cereal all sugar, and then

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the very bloops and you know, lucky charms. And guess
what happened. Kids couldn't concentrate and after breakfast, kids can't
concentrate in class, DHD became prevalent with breakfast cereals because
you're feeding sugar.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Ron, don't ever mention lucky charms again. That's the reason
I got man boobs.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
You and Tony like are like, I don't know, that's
not my uh.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
That's not my favorite bro Like, Lucky.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I was obsessed with lucky charms after having kids.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
I was stress eating and eating a lot of lucky
charms and then I got goddamn beacups.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Ron, don't bring up the lucky charms ever again.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Lucky, hold on, Uh, what how did it go lucky charms, clovers,
half moons to get you got a box, He's got
a box.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
But here's here's the point.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
With the breakfast cereals, they would say part of a
complete breakfast, and the cereal part was the the you know,
it was the stuff that was insanely bad for you,
but if you put milk in it and your fry
an egg on the side. And then they made believe
orange juice was good for you too, by the way,
my whole life.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
And it turns out most of these people will tell
you a glass of orange juice, you might as well
have a fucking can of soda.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
If you're a diabetic, they tell you, don't drink orange juice.
It's right, it will kill you.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yeah, there you go, Tony, where'd you go? You had
to take a dump?

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Nah My dog one of them's got problems with her liver.
She's got liver cancer. So every once in a while
she has an accident. So she kind of just had
an accident.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Hey, Tony, I can call up my good friend Tommy Brady.
I can get you a good deal on a clone.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, let's clone your dog?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Who got fifty grins?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
How much he's spending on that dog at the vet, Tony.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
P No, Bro, I'm pretty much at the point where
it's like, you know, she's living free until she's gone.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
All right, yeah, but how do you know if she's
in pain or not.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Because she's acting normal?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
No, But like, how would you know if your pets
in discomfort?

Speaker 4 (42:12):
They don't eat what they all just start acting different?

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Okay, you know what I mean. But we took her
to the vet. I know that the vet said she
had liver cancer.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
And by the way, why are cats and dogs getting
cancer because of the fucking food they're eating? You think
the food's bad for humans? You know? Bad pet food
is dobbage and pesticides.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Every day for my fucking dog. Now, what am I
cooking for it? Again? What am I cooking on? You know,
ground chicken? What the hell did that chicken eat? You
get it right?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
By the way, one more thing, Yeah, because of let's
just say poultry. For example, there were so many hormones
and steroids and antibiotics in poultry that the average girl
now gets her period five years younger because of the antibiotics.
Oh and they, by the way, girls are growing quicker.
They're getting their mentro cycle earlier, and they're they're becoming

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immune to antibiotics because when they're sick, because you have
to you have to fucking fill you know, you get
all these chickens in a coop all together in their
own filth, right, and they get sick. So they're they're
pumped with antibiotics, and they're pumped with growth hormones because
the quicker they grow, it's it's cheaper.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
It's not a period every once in a while, speaking
of girls menstruating, put a period in your in your rants,
my god, so we.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Can in God a great anthony.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Fucking one liner that I couldn't do because you fucking
just well one run run on.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Sentence, by the way, was us chicken?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
N all right? Wow?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Has anyone ever used coffee made creamers?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
All right, So I got I finally got my wife
off that shit.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
She was into. She was into the creamers. They're they're horrendous,
really bad.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah, so apparently, and I want to go back to
the chicken thing again. This is what I mean by
I needed a couple periods in your rant to jump in.
I know somebody that's in the food industry and they
work on flavors for foods, and one of her jobs
is to to to help make chicken chicken, make chicken,

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hear me, make chicken taste and smell like chicken chicken.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
That's one of her jobs in the food industry.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
It's like, this doesn't smell or taste like chicken anymore,
So what do we do? So now they're trying to
uh figure that out in the labs.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Also, uh, Europe just banned Bill Gates's uh artificial meat
there you know how Bill Gates has that out official
meat they dan that year.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Why not fucking meat?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
It's not me, It's not me.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
No, I I I've had some of the meatless burgers.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
They're not They're almost there.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Listen, I'm that's okay. That's what you have.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
What are you eating? What are you eating? That's the question.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
The question is they got three D printed burgers now
and you could eat that.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
What's a three D printed burger?

Speaker 5 (45:26):
They have printed burgers, they have printed They'll print you
a burger, dude.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I got I got a three D printer at home,
and we make silly little fucking whatever they're called.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I forgot the name. I forgot the name of these things.
That the kids.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Uh uh yeah, uh well, you fiddle about with these things.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
What's the fucking word whatever?

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Cub Rub's cube, No, it's uh whatever.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
The spinners just these things you can do to preoccupy
your time. But we got a three D printer. But
I'm not three D printing hamburgers yet you have it.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Hold on one second, man, what did we used to
do as children. I don't remember sitting there and having
the judget fidgets.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Okay, fidgets.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
I can make fidgets at home, but I can't make
a burger yet.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
They have that technology. And that's what you're eating.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
You're eating printed food like you don't stop and ask yourself, well,
if this says it has mushrooms and green peppers and
all that, then why does it look like beef?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Well, the problem is you can't with the vegetarian burgers.
You can't call them burgers. As soon as you so
you see on the menu burger. Your expectations are insanely high, Right, I.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Say it for the vegetarian eat the portobello mushroom like
everybody used to back in the day. It was a
portobello mushroom, right, it was a burger and that's what
you would eat bro my little bit of balamic vinegar,
if you want to put some fresh mazzarella cheese on it.
It was something healthy for you. It wasn't something that
was chopped up to beat bits and bits and bits
and bits and bits and bits and little bits of

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stuff and then you put it together to make it
taste like something provides, which is fucking beef.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I understand all that, Trust me, I do.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
If I could, I would eat a fucking cheddar burger
every single day of my life. The point is, you know,
I'm trying to trying to stay healthy. So for me,
if these meatless burgers are starting to get close, I'm
happy because I know eventually they'll be way healthier than
having a burger. I want to eat burgers every fucking day.
I want to eat chicken wings every night.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
It's not because you're gonna wake up in twenty years
and then your penis is gonna fall off because they're
cana say, oh, well, you know something, those burgers that
you started eating twenty years ago, Well guess what, Nah,
there was some fandom.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, I mean the problem with the meatless burgers. I've
said this over the years We've had them here at
the Beach House every once in a while, not a lot.
And you bite into it, it truly tastes like a
burger first, and then you on the back end, it
tastes like dog food.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
The only artificial or synthetic whatever, the only vegetarian meat
you can you can replicate that really does taste is sausage.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Sausage.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Sausage actually does taste like like the vegetarian sausage tastes
like sausage.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Well, because it's just all spices.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeaht my meat. Pause, I get my meat from the butcher.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
There you go, butcher.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
The butcher's been at thirty about thirty years. That same
butcher's been there, and he sold butchery or whatever his
butcher shop to his employees who've been with him for
thirty years. Yeah, so I know they're getting that meat
from some place good.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Well, honestly they honestly they say that the healthiest breakfast
you can have to start your day is like steak,
eggs and potatoes, like of course, like real protein, real food.
You shouldn't start the day with sugar.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
What do you think of the vending machines? I think
it's in uh.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Germany, parts of Europe where you could get a sausage
and other meat products right from a vending machine.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Would you do that?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
They have it because Germans left.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Instead of pushing the button for the potato chips, you
can push the button for a nice warm.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Sausage, nice warm wants.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
But it has to have peppers' right, it has to
and the bread has to be good, man, look at it.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
It's all about the bread.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
It sure is. Those streets that guys, they should know
how to make those and peppers.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Bro they do?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Uh ron, What other foods are we almost at the
end of the list, Well we got a.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Few more, so like we already we already talked about it,
frosted flakes, a Lucky Charms, straight up band in Europe
because of the chemical PhD. And also are those all
those artificial food down you know? And like you want
red In Europe and Canada they use beats. Beats, that's right, beats,
they use beats.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
And I want to add that.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Uh, I'm so happy I was able to get my
kids off the breakfast cereals. We have a box here
and there, but you know when uh years ago they
were eating that ship every day, and I'm like, how
the funk do I get them off?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
This guy?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Dude, we used to fucking have pop tarts for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I love.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
You're eating pastry for fucking bread hop tarts frosted or
not frosted. No, you have to have frosted. And then
like I like the blueberry frostberry with the melted butter.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
You don't need that, you don't need the frosting on
the How much the goodness? How much goodness do you need?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Listen? So like listen. A breakfast diet for a child,
A breakfast dive for a child in America's fucking pop dots,
breakfast diet for like a child in Japan, just like
total vegetables and fish.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
It's uh.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
I think in like Norway or Scandinavia, they they actually
did a government wide reset on on breakfast for children. Yeah,
so they started giving them like cod oil and liver
and like like pumpkin bread seated pumpkin bread and fruits.
And so the average I think it was a Norway

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or Scandinavia, and the the average child grew grew an
additional four inches. All right, ron having that that type
of breakfast ron.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
On paper that sounds amazing, But one of the biggest
nightmares living this life, this human existence, is trying to get.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Your kids to eat vegetables.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
It's the biggest fucking paint of the ass nightmare that
you can live.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
You gotta be tough with the kids, all, are you ready? Sure,
don't ever eat pork again us. Pork is so bad.
It's been almost everywhere. So it's another thing with farmers
can't export their own fucking food. Farmers can't export apples, uh,

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pig fim is can't export their food. And the reason
pork is so bad is they have this additive recto pedamine.
It's a by the way, it's not a it's an
artificial growth hormone. It's not even a natural hormone. They
developed an artificial growth hormone because the quicker the pig

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can come to maturity, the cheaper it is. So they
don't give a fuck. What we're eating is filled with
chemicals hormones, but.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
A thick, thick pork chop with the spicy jelly on
the side.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
I'm not gonna stop eating pork, bro, You're crazy. You're crazy.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
No way.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
You ever see on the thing these people eating pork.
But people eating pork medium and they get fucking worms
in their head.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
We'll let them.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Let them get worms, because I'm not eating pork medium.
I'm eating it as it should be cooked.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
But you can't eat pork medium. But if it's fresh,
you actually can't pork medium.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
If it's you're an animal. If you're eating pork medium,
you got it almost Syria.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
That's the one thing that Jews and the Muslims have
in common. We don't eat that fucking filth.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Bro Man, listen, I just think we're living.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
I don't know you ever seen that guy that there's
two doctors, and one guy lives in Japan, I think,
and the other one lives in the US, and they
both have McDonald's. And you know, his McDonald's has been
sitting there in the US for a year and it
looks perfect. And the Chinese guy, his fucking McDonald's is
a month old and it's moldy and deteriorating doing what

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food's supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
You can't have a McDonald's hamburger from ten years ago
and it looks perfect. The meat is not. The meat
is still there.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Bro, I don't mind a good McDonald's every once in
a while, but it's very rare. But soon as you
eat that ship, you know you got you know, this
could be problems.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
You don't feel that you eat you if you eat
like a bake, like a McDonald's like bacon egg and
he's on their biscuit.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Oh it's amazing, it is.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
But you do that at half hour, ladio.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You feel disgusting.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Immediately eat twenty eat a twenty piece of chicken McNugget
with their sauces. You have to go to the emergency rood.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Dude. They're doing fucking ungodly things.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
They're taking bread and replacing it with pancakes that are
injected with syrup.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
And calling it a mcgriddle sandwich.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Nice, right, it's delicious, but it's fucking insane, bro.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Sports drinks like gatorade all that. By the way, the
same reason for the it's it's yellow number five, yellow
number six. I don't know what's going on there.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Well, you gotta have you have to have the different
colors with the gatorade.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
I'm a run go ahead periods.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Periods RN we called gatorade. We don't even call gatorade.
By flavors.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
If I was going to the store and I said, hey, oh,
what kind of gatorade you want?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
What are you gonna tell me?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I'm gonna go orange, Tony Orange.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
You see, now, you there, you were missing out on
this gatorade fucking bit that me and Tony have been
working on.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Absolutely, I would go one hundred red.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
I like the redd Do you go? Do you go
with the blue one?

Speaker 5 (55:16):
You know what really throws me off. There's a white
one out there. It's called ice.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
And what do you mean? It's horrible? It's I taste it.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
It's horrible.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
It's cherry, it's delicious.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
You grew up eating matsa, bro stop, what are your
your your taste palate?

Speaker 4 (55:33):
What does it consist of?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Let me tell you something. Matsa with salted butter. Maybe
there's nothing better.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Things the Jews came up with, which was the Jewish deli,
And believe me, there was one on Broadway when I
grew up. The hot bugs used to snap, oh they
were great, great, right off?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
When you when it comes to deli, when it comes
to deli meat, you said of the.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Jews, yeah, absolutely, pastrami. Now you lost me, Tony you
don't like the STRAMI.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I don't like like the corn beef.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
No, you're fucking Irish.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I know. I'm Scottish and Canadian and Polish and I'm
punt oh Scottish.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
So you like hagis.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
No, I'm a tiny Polish. Uh No, I'm a lot Polish. Obviously,
I'm a little.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Bit Scottish German.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
So do you take fought in the bagel? And locks?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Oh? I all right? You want to know my bagel order.
This is the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
This is why people are tuning in my bagel order
everything bagel?

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Eh, okay, I'm following you right there.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
That's an amateur move.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Smear what do you guys call it a smear? A
smear of cream cheese? Right?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Then you then you take the capis and you push.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Them, push them into the cream cheese, right, push them
in because you don't want them rolling off your fucking bagel.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
You lost me, but go ahead.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
And then a nice thinly slice piece of salmon.

Speaker 9 (57:03):
Lots, I call it salmon, and they go, you mean locks,
they go, No salmon, A piece of the salmon, thinly sliced.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
And then you got to toast. Obviously, the bagel too.
I forgot that part. That's my bagel order.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
I'm not a whole opposite. I have two bagel orders.
I have one for the morning and one for the afternoon,
like if I'm going for a sandwich. So the morning
bagel order is everything bagel. It could be whole, wet,
it could be uh, you know, regular. If they're out
of that, it's gotta be onion, right, not ah, no,

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if they're out of if they're out of everything, I
go to the onion. Sorry, but usually they have everything,
So I haven't everything untoasted because I like my bagel's frish.
I go to the cottage untoasted, very simple, with scallion
cream cheese.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
That's it, gallions, Oh my god, everything I hate you're eating.
Are reading an untoasted bagel with scallion cream cheese.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
And in the afternoon, it's gotta be toasted with salad.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Oh all right, all right, everything bagel yourself, and a
bag of Sultan vinegar chips with yes, the.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Only chips salt we call them. We call them salt
and Vini's in our household salt and vitif yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
All right, ron, all right, we got a couple more
hold on what would your bagela be?

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Sir, way are you skipping or you don't eat bagels
for a health?

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Let me let let me break you toasted bagel. You
do scallion cream cheese, you do the capers, you do,
you do wet onion, you do tomato, and you do
about that fucking thick of fresh nova locks lid.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
That's power.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Orders you understand me, and you are amateurs. He said
that with passion.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I mean I forgot the red onion. He's right about
that tomato, the black everything. You sold me on everything
and then you and everything about it.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I want to go there's nothing. And by the way,
there's nothing greater. Ye sub taking. Now you're substitute that.
You take off the nova looks and you open up
a nice smoked whitefish and you break up that.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
That's super Jewish for me, that's.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Smoked white fish smoked.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
I say, we talk about bagels until we lose the
entire audience.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
So if you're in Europe and you have a craving
for Eminem's or Skittles, you ain't getting it.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
I know that one.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I know because they use titanium diahok side to make
the shells very shiny and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
The funny thing is Eminem's are amazing, and they would
be amazing if.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
They weren't colorful. But we need the colors. We need
the colors in America.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Here's another thing. They've changed the entire recipe for Orio
cookies because Oreo cookies used to be made with like
real like lard. You can take up, by the way,
do the experiment you talked about. McDonald's hamburger can look
the same in ten years. Take a blow torch to
an Oreo cookie. It will not ignite and and it

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won't degrade. Matter of fact, the cream filling won't even melt.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
It's not toxic. It's not Europe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
It's banned. It's banned in Europe because Oreo cookies there's
nothing natural about it. It's considered straight up toxic toxicity.
It won't ignite. If you take an Oreo cookie that
was from originally, like the original batch, and you let it,
it would just catch on fire and melt because there's
it's all natural ingredients and there's lard in it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
But they're but they're delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
No, not more, man, I don't agree with that. Like
if I eat oreoles now everything's not good. I can
tell it the way it comes out. Everything just comes
out like the color of an oreole. It doesn't my
body doesn't digest it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
You gotta you gotta dunk that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
So uh, when you donate. I donated blood yesterday. So
when you finished, they have all these sugary snacks for you. Yea,
there it is. There's the Oreo cookie.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
They give me the oreos that right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Yeah uh? And also this is my favorite and I
love saying the name. They give you these.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Ah, the lord dudes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
The Lord are fucking awesome, straight up sugar.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
I like a lord dude. Yeah all right, Ron, we
gotta start wrapping it up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
By the way, Yeah, do the experiment. Everybody try to
light an oriole cookie. It won't ignite.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
And I'm sure they're all going to do.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
That, Ron, It's gonna do it, burning their house down
and coming after you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I feel bad for American dairy farmits because they can't
export their milk.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
I feel bad for the fucking future of America because
children don't know how to use matches.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
So why this is why milk is banned in I
want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
About matches, Tony.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
That that came when I stopped bartending which is about
I don't know, maybe a few years ago. There was
a girl who was training to be a waitress and
we were lighting the candles. So she's like, oh, I
need something to light the candles with. So I gave
her a book of matches and she looked at the
book of matchings.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
I don't know what to do with this. Seriously, I
swear to God to light this is. We're living in
an insane world.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Bro, Oh my god, have you ever have you ever
seen they used to just give it to us.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Here, go take the matches, set them on fire, create caps,
keep it small, keep the call, you understand.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
I didn't learn that lesson. We burned down the backyard.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I lived in a house on Long Island where we
had woods behind us. We set the whole fucking thing
on fire because we were playing with matches, and we
thought we knew what we were doing, even though we're
like twelve, eleven and ten something like that, Me and
my two brothers, and we were playing an army man,
and we're like, oh, let's just have a little fire
for the army and the war we're having. And then oh,

(01:03:29):
we can handle this little fire, right, And then the
fire got out of control of gusta wind just went.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
To the next.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Next thing, you know, the whole the whole woods is
on fire, flames climbing up the fucking trees. The fire
department had a comm it was getting close to a
house at the top of the fucking hill and U
and then they put out the fire and they line
us up. We're all sooted out because back then we
all just wore white t shirts.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Were soooded out and we have melted sneakers because we
were trying to fucking put the fire out ourselves. And
then uh, the fire department goes it looks at all
three of us, like, do you guys know anything about
this fire?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
And I said, because I just learned in school as
a sixth grader, I said, mister, I saw some oily
rags in the woods.

Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
I think it was the oily rags. We were droughted
for the summer. We had to sit on our fucking
driveway in the middle of summer when our playground was
the woods with our tree ford and all the other
ship we did up there and the whole sun. We
had to be on the fucking driveway just looking up
at the woods, knowing we can't go there anytime soon.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
But that's what happened with the La fire, the first
La fire. There was several, but the first Ali fire
was just a kid fucking he was playing with the
people playing played it was a part of wind just
took it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
It was part of our generation. We all played with matches.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
So in a way, Tony, I think it's good that
the new generation doesn't know how to do the matches thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Yeah, have you ever seen the videos?

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
So goes out and this no more fucking money, and
you got a light of fire and keep warm.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Right, Well, you just use you just use your your phone.
You like your house with your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Have you ever seen the videos were the parents with
with the kids modern day kids and there's a you
know the old phones, you know, the rotary phones.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Yeah, and the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Parents go go ahead and use it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Try to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
They don't know how to. They don't they don't they
don't even know they can pick it up and go
like this. They don't know they're supposed to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Right, Well, no one has a brewery falling though maybe
when if you're visiting old relative they still have that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
No, I think the last landline in the United States
was disconnected. It would belonged to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Some are you, sir, I got a landline in my
apartment house.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
You're talking about Hold on second, guys, you're talking about landlines.
Where did your landline come from? Is your landline still
at and T that your you know, Bell Atlantic or
something like that, or is it a landline connected through
your internet?

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
The last land line, the last land line or rotary
phone in this country.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Some old lady had it and they disconnected it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
I want to say, maybe twenty years ago, the same
way the last payphone went away. I don't know how
many years ago. There's no more payphones either. You can't
go to it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Pretty sure. You can go to your grandparent's house and
they still have a rotary phone attacked to the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
What he's saying is that it's connected to the internet.
He's not wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
Yeah, it's connected to the end. The almost down. There's
no communication there goes down. The only communication there is
is if you have a walkie talkie or some short
wave radio kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Right, all right, anything else on you? Less? Ron?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I got one more thing, the last one, last one.
First of all, I see the fucking workers outside. I'm
a little stressed out, honestly, why I have to work later.
But they decided they're gonna at ten o'clock. I can
see him already. I see the guy looking through the though,
because he sees me up. They're going into my bedroom.
Do they're just ripping it apart. He's gonna put on

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some fucking he's doing waterproof paint.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Oh show something. Let me tell you something that's not
gonna do nothing. What your landlord needs to do is
chop up the outside of that house, dig a trench
and keep the water out from the outside, not from
the inside. What he's doing from the inside is gonna
do absolutely nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Ron lives in a basement apartment. He's showing everybody right now.
And yeah, he gets a weak And one of our
listeners was kind enough to get Ron a brand new mattress.
And uh, he's already ruined the brand new mattress because
there was another flood. The water just comes pouring into
the basement apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
So you see this wall here, Yeah, they're they're taking
this wall off there. They're taking all these panels off.
And the guy said he's going to he has a
waterproof paint that will seal it to stop the moisture
from coming.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Oh my god, get out of there. There's probably so
much black mold in there. And you're worried about fruit loops.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Look at all that black mold.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Everywhere. Look at this thing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
That was black mold. You'd be dead already, bro, black
mold is very hard to grow mold.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
And by the way, Tony, Tony, do you and I
have the same fucking couch?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
What is your couch?

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
I have no idea. This was my no what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
It looks the sauch.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Does your couch pull out to a bed?

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
No, But it's the stame. It's the same fabric, same size.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Dude, Are you a time traveler? Did we did we
time travel back to nineteen thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Two in this apartment? There's nothing modern in the damn thing.
All right, Ron, what's your final thing? Because then I
gotta do one more thing. We got to get out
of here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
I know, I got to start taking my bed of pat.
So the last one is, you can't eat American farm
salmon almost anywhere. It is so fucking toxic. The mercury,
all the pollutants, the bees, and they have to what
they do is they just dump they dump penicilitan anti

(01:09:06):
battich just right into the water so they don't get
infected and diseased.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Have you have you read articles about the fish and
how they're out of their fucking minds.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
From the psychoaelics drugs that are in our water system.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Tilapia is not even Tilapia is an artificial fish that
you should never eat.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Right, look up, Look up fish and psychedelic drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
They're they're basically saying the fish are out of their
minds because all those drugs are going into our waterways
and it's not helping us either.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
But the medical.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Waste, all that medical waste get you suhed into the oceans.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
But uh well yeah that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Oh we can do this really fast, but we got
to do it quick because Ron's got construction workers outside
his house.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Tony p for the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
I'm gonna go to Tony pe and Ceefe's got something
we got Richie Ritchie does a little bit on the
live stream.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Uh it's called who de Man? Who Deman? Could be anybody?
It could be it could be Trump, it could be
r F. K. Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Oh that's why I want to say, Ron really fast,
r f K Junior trying to figure out our food.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
I like that. I'm not a huge.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Fan of rf K Junior in general, but I like
that he's trying to figure out some of this shit
that's going wrong with our food.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
So I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Maybe maybe he's Maybe rf K Junior is the man
for running away when that guy collapsed in the Oval
office yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I don't blame the guy. He had two brothers go down.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
The guy collapses, any commotions in the room, r f
K Junior is gonna fucking jump out a window.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Oh he was like Jackie O trying to jump out
the back seat.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
I don't blame him. Ron, he had two brothers go down.
Anything that he doesn't like commotion.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Yeah, man, he went into survival. I gotta go, and.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Trump stowed his ship just going down. You fuck it
up my attention.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
I told Trump to go fuck himself once back when
I was when I was a gambled. Remember we talked
about being being a heavy gambler. When I gambled, I
was in Trump Palace, I don't know whether in Atlantic
City and he was walking by and I was down.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
I don't know. Maybe two thousand dollars. I said, yo,
you piece of ship, you got enough fucking money, go
fuck yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
Give me my money back, right, he gave me one
of these. He just kept walking, of course he did.
Of course, who do you think is the man today?
With all all things considered there, Tony Pay.

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
I still think Curtis Leewa is the man. And you
want me to tell you why? Because no, no, no, no,
because I yet you know why?

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Because I did vote for him, and you and the
second and the seven and the seven percent of New
Yorkers that did vote for him, I believe are the
only free, peeping, free thinking people in New York City.
They weren't led by the herd and scared into voting
for Cuomo. They stuck to their guns and they voted
for him, and he lost. But you know something, he

(01:11:50):
was the only one that gave a shit about New
York and would have did something. This guy's probably gonna
burn it down, And I say, you know something New
York needs or rekindling, Right, I bet you hope after
you burnt down that forest, it came back more beautiful
and more vibrant than ever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
A lot of poison.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Ivy the poison ivy survived for whatever reason, That poison
ivy is a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Do you know what Curtis was said on day one
if he was going to be mayor, he was bringing
back the Broadway musical Cats.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
I kind of like it. I kind of like it.
He likes his cats, all right, So you you go
with Curtis Leeve.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
I like that rnar cats Opie. He lives in a
in an apartment with his hot, geeky wife.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
You just stayed three and twenty square free week seventeen.
Are you going to say that again? Run?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Although I was disgusting, Although.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
I say the same shit too, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Disgusting, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Who's the man?

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Ron?

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Who's the man? It could be anybody?

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Oh, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Prepare who the man? I thought that was the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
I think I'm going with h Yeah, I think I'm
gonna I think I pretty much said it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
I'm gonna go with R. F K JR. Because I
get it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
You have two brothers go down, and any commotion in
a room. I don't blame the guy running away.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Okay, that could have been in the start of something
crazy for the poor Kennedy fella.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Okay, I'm gonna also, who's the man? Yeah, it's RFK JR.
You know why. Yeah, because my mother scissors his first cousin.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Poon of fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I'm not joking.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
I don't know if that is fresh anymore, Tony.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Tony got fresh. When they're scissoring, you can you can
feel the heat coming off the cat. You get the friction, Tony,
the friction.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
By the way, I have another bagel story. I'll save
it though. It's you know, it's a good teaser for
the next time we get together. But I got another
bagel story. It's amazing, absolutely basic.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
So you go with r f K.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
I'm going with r f K And my mother says,
as his cousin, all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Right, Uh, this was fun. Jesus Christ, Tony PE's first
time on this version of the live stream. You did
all right there, my friends, I.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Had a great time in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Wann't you give out your socials?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
My social media is a Tony Peak comedy on Instagram
and on actually Tony pa comedy also, I believe on
YouTube and on Facebook it's Tony poppadoc to P yeah p.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
A P A d O G.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
He does He posts some damn good stuff and of
course Ron Berman comedy. After two or three years, I
finally got the right plug for Ron.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
I you know what is? Put Tony back up for
a second on the t put him back up?

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Pop?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
All right, all right, I don't explain it to me.
Why does every fucking man just wear that one little
chain here? That's like a new fad. But it's the
young kids too. They wear that one little chain. One
wears it. Now, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
I brought this back like I. I haven't won a chain time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
I don't everyone wears one chain? Now have you noticed
that your does your son wear a chain?

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Because they don't want to be two chains? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Oh they wear a chain, Opie, No, no chains. I
can't pull off the chain.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
And I made a huge fucking mistake here, obviously, rf
K Junior. That's not his two brothers that went down.
It was his two uncles. And people won't leave me alone,
so I have to make that correction. I'm sorry, you're on.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
You drove a long way, right, I think we did
all right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Break yeah no, But I mean obviously a bit would
have been way better if I got If I got
it accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Can anyone explain to me what I don't understand about?

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Just it out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
His wife is Cheryl Hines, who's like super hot, super intelligent.
How did she fall for this fucking guy. She's a
big star, she's really hot. He's a quintessential milf.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
Trying to get the country off zempic. Do you understand?
Give him a chance? Give him a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
The only thing I'm being serious, the only thing RFK
Junior is doing that I agree one hundred percent, is
he's getting he's getting fluoride out of the water system.
Fluoride calcifies the penile gland. It's it's a way to uh,
it's a way to be. It's a way to bring down.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
You know, the glands between your legs.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
The penile gland is the spirit. The penile gland allows
you to be telling.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Penile gland and the pineal gland the two different things.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
The pen the penile gland is your penis. Bro puting
the juice up from the penis to the brain. Oh,
you don't waste it?

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Then your third eye opens, you understand.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
I like, who goes up to your third eye?

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
All right? Guys? Uh, I messed up? The bid again.
I messed up the bid again, and you guys didn't
save me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
I first said RFKJ you right out of the room
because he had two brothers go down, so any commotion
in the room, right, he's gonna leave uncles.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
And then yeah, but it's not uncles either. It's it's no,
it's his father was his father. I got it. I
messed up the bit like, oh, father Robert.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Was killed, right, and then r FK Juniors is cousin.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Uncle uncle.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
It was an uncle and a father. Oh, I've ruined
the bit again. All right, and you know what, and
I'm not gonna take it out of the the audio
version of this, I'm not taking it out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Let me look like a fucking fool again, all right,
Ron Berman, I and all Ron Berman Comedy on all
the socials, Thank you, Tony and Tony k on all
the Socials, Tony Peak, Tony.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Oh Ship, Tony Poppa Dog, Tony Peak Comedy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Right, okay, all right, this was fun, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
I appreciate this a great time. And you're no fool,
my friend. You're sitting on a beach on a beautiful
fucking day. You're no fool, my friend, you are no fool.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
I am a fool because I see the trucks going.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Uh, well, they're not going up and down, but there's
like three or four trucks down there. That means there's
some fucking fish in the water. I'm gonna I'm gonna
try to throw in or that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Could be the e p A protecting the piper pet.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
If you know a guy that fishes out there by
the name of Mike, uh, that's my buddy. So if
you ever come across and he's always out there fishing
with his kids. His kids about six seven years old and.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
They lived there Tony. Every other guy is named Mike.
How am I going to find the right Mike.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
I don't know. Man. He drives a four runner, That's
all I know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
All Right, I'll look for a ford Runner. I'll go, Hey,
are you Mike?

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Are you Mike the Italian? You Mike?

Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
Did you used to work at Cabo? Tell him you
used to boughtend with Tony P. Talking about bro.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
All right, all right, I'm going guys. Thank you very
thank you, Ronnie, thank you, thank you, Ronnie. Ronnie turned
me on to Tony P. Too. This Ronnie is working hard.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Brother, working hard for the money.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
I mean, yeah, go ahead, Tony, let's work to you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Man, have a great day. That's it. Everybody have a
great day, have a great Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
And enjoy life.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
I like that. I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
It's the weekend, baby.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
All right, right, all right, all.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Right, I gotta fucking do construction by everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
All Right, well, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
You gotta watch construction. You're not doing nothing.

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