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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How are the kids coming by with the boyfriends and
(00:02):
the girlfriends, and hey, listen, I cannot imagine going to
Mike Tyson's house.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Because whatever he does to her, I'm gonna do to him.
What it is that?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What you say that?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah, that's graz He had one hundred thousand, then at
lunchtime he went up to gamble, and then he had
one hundred and fifty thousand, and then by the time
he went home after work was over, he had nothing.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And we had to get excuse me, we in the
wrong meeting thinking narcotics, and I mean, I have no
kind of affinity with the gambling situation.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
That was never when you got into No, yeah, it's
probably smart.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Too much money to gamble back? Then you know, I'm
gonna risk wasting this when you can give it away.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Yeah, there's plenty more are fun things to do with money.
If you're gonna throw it out, then gamble with it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, I know you're I know Mike Tyson's passed this book,
but that book was one of the best readers ever.
Oh my god, the openness of this book, and it
got to a point where you couldn't afford to pay
for the groceries that that I couldn't wrap my head
around that.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Hey, neither could I, but I mean to put that
in the book.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Wow, man, that was that was an eye opener.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It's an amazing read.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
This is what I learned, and I don't I don't
practice it. It is full of full of extent. But
it's to be honest. It's the only thing to do.
If you could die in knowing, knowing the last moment
of your life, you've been honest. That's pretty cool. That's
that's really difficult to look at yourself that way and
judge your flaws and be conscious of your flus. That's
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really what I'm trying to express, being conscious of your
flaws and know this is a bad situation and saying well,
I don't want to be involved, and sometimes the situations
said well I'm a glutting for pain and I'm just
going to dive in. And that's just the choices that
we're gonna make.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It's weird when you can't not see them like they're
just they're there all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I feel them, I noticed them. I'm very conscious of them.
I can't get rid of them. They's stark with me.
And if you want to be a part of my
life and a consistent basis. This is what you're dealing.
I always put it on the table with my wife.
For here, I put everything on the table. This is
what you want to do. This is this I'm this
kind of person. I'm this kind of person. I might
do a couple of lines on occasions and stuff. I
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mean's you know, you put it out there and stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Are you still having a hard time? Are you're doing okay?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Or you're doing pretty awesome right now? Yeah, I'm doing
really awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
What's the what's the main flaw that you keep focusing on?
There's gotta be one. What's the main flaw that you
keep focusing on?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Going like, shit, my conduct the conductor?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, is it angry or is it depressed?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Or I'm both anger and depressed leaves the anger. Anger
leads the violence. And that is just pretty totally in
check true where.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You're getting those headspaces where like you feel like I'm
a fucking failure and nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Listen, I'm the best fighter in the world. I'm this guy,
and I'm saying to myself, I'm a bum. I ain't
nobody my family just bum. I was you know, I
was born in the gutter. Who am I to say
I'm the best fight in the wady? Who am I
have seen? You know, you go through that. But all
that stuff is true to that. You know, I came
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from bad parents. I came from this. I came from
the gutter, But I'm the baddest of the planet too.
So you're dealing with both stuff and and and it's
tricky and you say, now you're bum could you know really,
I want to destroy myself and mess everything up and
have a pity party. But then this other side, I say,
but if you do that, you're not gonna be able
to get the goodies. And so you gotta balance that stuff. Yeah,
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I know you understand this completely, and you do this
is an attic that looks good. You know. He's not
like me, and he think the attic shining.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Shows up to work every day.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I'm just trying.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
To the cocaine right hard.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'm just trying to keep it all together, Mike. I know, No,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I do.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I do not miss cocaine.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
No, I haven't done that in the twenty twenty five years, easily.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
No desire the same, no desire.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I thank god, I've never got that real, that real.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Addiction to it. Thank god. I can't imagine. I mean
the stories in your book about it.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh wow, Mike Tyson did Pete Davidson he's Pete Davidson
from Now, big fan man.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
He came in just to meet fucking geeky looking mother.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah up, No, I got on my side.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yees make the league math debate on I look like
a penis.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
So what I did there? Mike was paying attention to me.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I'm like, you know what, I'll get a deflected feed
it to the dwarf.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Ah, it was like, he is correct.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Can I talk about the Buster Douglas story that you
told Jimmy Kimmel. I know your wife's there, so it's
weird to bring some of this stuff up.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Hey, why don't you try and see if you attack you?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I know, I know she don't play.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I learned that in the book too.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
She don't play. You guys been together a while now, Mike,
how many years.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
We've been married? Six? But we've been together a long time,
long time.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Yeah, you need somebody sometimes who's.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Been hanging out for a long I know.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, it's in your.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Book A long time It helps to have somebody who
can call you on stuff. It's you know, I always
respect a person who can kind of who I know.
I can't totally get over on. I kind of like
that to a certain degree because I feel like they
know me for who I really am, and they kind of.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
But then sometimes you can't allow that to happens. Sometimes
that gives your power up, you know, sometimes you give
you up to those people. You know, we have to
stand on our home two feet you know, we can't
allow people to dictate our lives. I'm so much easier
because they screw up. You screwed it out your mother.
But you know, we have to do this stuff. We
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have to accept this stuff. I know, I talk to
stuff real good. This is the difficult stuff, you know, This.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Is the relationships are brutal.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I mean, I.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Don't know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But the only thing, the only thing is that it
pays off so much in return. You know, we go
through that adversity, you burn, and at at the end
of the day, you say, WHOA, I'm glad I'm still here.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You got a partner partner in crime.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Yeah, in life, that's what I missed. It's not even
the sex.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
It's just to go to a movie or somebody and
wanting to bash the movie and have a know one
to bash the movie with.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
It's like, it's just sometimes it's fun to have some.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
The young guys out there who are human hormones. Right now,
it's not going to be like that for long. It's
not going to be like that. I know. I used
to say that to man. I'm will be stroking and
joking when I'm sick. When I'm sick, I'm gonna be
both busting strogling.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh man, it's rough.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You mellowed mell a little bit.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's rough. It's rough. Rough, it's rough. Can I bring
up Buster Douglas please?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I don't want to see her eyes bring So you
told Jimmy Kimmel like I was, I was and still
I'm a huge.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Mike Tyson fan in that when you're lying, it's huge.
You kidding me?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You from Columbus, No wow.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I mean as far as boxing goes, there was Muhammad
Ali and Mike Tyson, and then there were guys that
came and went between you two.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
But you got you two. For me, it was it.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
And when you lost the Buster Douglas, that hurt my heart.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And then I learned from Jimmy Kimmel that there might
have been a reason why he lost the buster.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Douglas, she's laughing.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Okay, I can see her eyes now.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Why I lost the buster because he hit me.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's why you might not have been in the right,
you know, mindset?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Maybe not, but you can't take that away from them. Okay, regardless,
you know.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Can you bring up what you told Kimmel.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Anything you want, that you might have been having sex
with a lot of hotel maids.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Maybe the possibility that happened, the quote might have happened.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
The quote might have been I had to hit all
the maids, all of them. Might all of them.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Take the fifth?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I'll take the fifth, I'll take the fifth. But I
am a hitter. I'm a hitter.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah, I understand one or two, but all of them.
The quote is all of them, I had to hit
all the maids.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
There's a lot of maids in.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Why I take two dollars and you can have all
the money.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Absolutely, even if you don't need anymore, it's still fun
to grab it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I mean, because we were talking about the sex before fights.
That is it something that does affect a boxer. Does
it make you a little weaker in the legs.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Sugary Leonard told a story about how when he met Ali,
Ali came back before a fight and and something about
Sugar had been quarter sating. He had sex right up
to the fight, and Ali was very impressed with that.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
That because I think he laid off.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
He brought into the whole like you know they we
weeken legs.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, that's why he became Ali.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
That's why he's the greatest, because you mean, because he
didn't think.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You know, I don't believe really, and I know sex
is gonna stop you from fight. It's all about a
person's spirit. You know, all the stuff you've been doing,
all your adversity and all that little nasty stuff, you're
still doing what you want to do. None of that
really stopped you. You know, you had to make some adjustments. Yeah,
but your spirit wanted to override that more than anything.
You wanted this more than you wanted to get drugs,
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your liquor your sex than anything. And so you manage
what you could juggle both of them. But you just
don't get the same extreme high because you got to
put the time what you really love.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, the sex is the hardest. That's the hardest one
because the computers it all. You know, it's right right there.
It's not like you just I'll believe me.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I do.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
During the Dallas game yesterday, I was jerking off.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
From WHOA, that's a good one.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Wait, Jimmy's not explaining it properly.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Mike, maybe you can help.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You just joking and your hands can start hurting you
start smoking.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
But Mike, he does, he does. He does that edging.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
He doesn't get it out of the way.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
He'll edge all day.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Yeah, it's like I keep it going, so I don't.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I don't let myself come because I feel like it's
it's a way to keep the high going. It's it's
like it's like once you're done, okay, now what I'm
gonna try to Sometimes.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
When my wife be doing that, it stopped right there. Man,
just way from it. Don't let it really go. Don't
don't let his shoot. You rub my balls and don't
let him shoot you. Don't let it shoot right now?
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Yeah, give it a second. Yeah, it's nice to go
to the edge and then step back, and then go
to the edge and step back.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah, but he'll do it for hours, right, Yeah, I
do it.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
I do it for a long period of time.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I can't control shoots out.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, you should be doing ten to day still, yeah
how many to day?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Usually I could drink off like three or four. I
am from Staten Island. That's why we'll great kills, great kid.
That's really for huh yeah, real far. It's like an
hour and a half from it. They got cows and
stuff there. Animally, there's a lot of Yeah, there's some animals,
you know, people have you know, it's the most non
(11:33):
New York place in New York exactly. I'm talking about suburbs. Yeah,
it could be a possibly cow tipping community. You fuck them.
You did something, you know, beat theology form of injection.
(11:54):
I don't care. That's great theology. No, that's Justin's wife.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Sorry, sorry, it's not totally cool.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
A very attractive one.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I love just thank you, the only one Justin I know.
But I'm leading into this guy because he's smart.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Is the future.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
You have to understand. He's a bully and I need
people like you to protect me.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
That's why Mike doesn't like you.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Understanding Justin and twenty that's stand up man, stand five
years old. My guy said that the other guy was
bullying him, the football bully like three undred and forty moms,
and that guy was bullying me. God, he needed to
be away from me.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
You mean in Miami, right, incognito? Incognito?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeah, you're not getting bullied if you're a fucking tight.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
End or offensive lie.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
If you're in the NFL.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah, bullying in your vocabulary.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I got penalties too.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
He hasn't been back since he's he's on the bills now.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I should know that. I don't even know that. I
didn't even know.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
But is the other guy still playing or no?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, was bullied out of the game, Yeah, and then
fucking stay out the game. He's in the booth now,
is he? I don't know. That's where they all go. Figure,
you know, guy that man man. I like the fact
that Pete Man about one pounds six eight man, get
the fuck out the line and move. I never waiting
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line the so you could do that now, Yeah, it
doesn't look as good as a little guy, A big motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So when you were boxing, no one was bringing up bullying,
is what you're saying. When you were boxing, no one
was bringing up.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
The word bully or bullying.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
No, of course not no, I'm just going with your point,
of course.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Not.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It was Jonathan Martin.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Who's that. That's the guy. Yeah, that guy.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That was the guy I felt like he was getting
He's six five three twelve.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Yeah, get that fucker.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He's an offensive tackle, six five three twelve, and he
felt like he was being bullied.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Hey, and I'm sorry I was ship I said about you. Man. Okay, man,
you are putting here a big one.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm scared now, Okay, Mike Tyson is not scared of anyone.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I wish I'm not scared of anyone. Come on, how.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
About lamar Odom? I heard that story and it's like, wow,
I guess that.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Man. I'm telling you one thing, Man, that's amazing. I've
never seen that. You know, Kim got all the man,
Chloe got that latherous pussy. Bring a motherfucker back from
the dead. God damn, MANDI did you see this and
everything malfunctioning on his motherfucker? She comes nig baby, man,
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good she is.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
He wakes up from all that, Like you said, everything.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Is shutting down, Hi baby, Hi baby.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I love you. Man. I'm gonna cry that ship the
that's a movie man.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Yeah, and now they're not going to get a divorce.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I won't know how boyfriend feels about that. Didn't you
have a boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
She's with James Harden, arguably the best player in the
NBA right now.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I didn't know that she was dating him.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah, And apparently he was like, all right, yeah, is
that really what just went down?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
How did you know? I read Twitter?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Looks like one of the anything you say is right.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
I'm sorry, David, Like today.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Jon in your place.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
He looks like John Jones a little bit with the beard. Yeah,
James hard Is he't that much taller than her? Or
is that fucking depth perception?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
No, he's tall.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
He's he's like six or five, and she's in the
background like she's tall. Yeah, she's taught for a woman
because she comes from a different father. No way, man,
you don't know that.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know she's from a I mean, I mean she
looks like all of them.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Now it's not official, but she she comes from a
different phone.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No way.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
She's five ten and Kim Kardashian's like five to one.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Hey, listen, my brother's six three I'm five ten. Hey,
why you got over there? We don't know. It could
be different fathers, okay, but on record is not okay?
We called him that my sister sixth foot, I'm a
five day What happened? My wife?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Y'all have different father?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
What does your brother do?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, he's a narrow guy. He's like mister and stuff.
I'm not extreme.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
He's he's Ben Carson.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He's no, he's trauma surgeon is really yeah, wow, trauma.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Does he look like you?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He's no, no, no, he's taller than me, bigger than
me and stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, bigger than you, like you said, six three or
five ten?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Right?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I want to see a picture of Mike Tyson's brother.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
But the men they do is Mike Tyson's brother, my
fucking brother.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's your brother, come on.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Him?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Or no, that's not him.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh that's my father right there? And then wait, hold on,
my daddy. Hey, move to the left, more man all
the way.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
To the left.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Right right there, baby, Jimmy, that's my brother right there.
Look at my brother right there. See my brother behind me?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Where?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Look behind me? Your left right there? Right there?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Oh sure, okay, yeah it is And that's I'm gonna
guess that's his son in between years.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
It's very scared and in the middle.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, yeah, you look a lot like your dad. Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
That's not over there the little guy. Sure, excuse me,
who's the little guy? It's my nephew.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh you say any name by my Nephe'm gonna beat
your mother.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, Pete, I don't even know why you would do that.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You a buck thief, rap and pulling Pete on one.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Other mother and you know what, you know what, you
wouldn't be wrong, Pete. You don't go after a man's family.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
For tomorrow justin, I'm gonna ruin. You know how many
points I get these mine if I beat you as
I'm right, my nephew, I kicked it as because man,
my nephew love me very happy. I almost want to
do it for the followers.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Please say please, I'm gonna take you.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm gonna fist you and everything. Mister Tyson, you're right
not to take this from Pete.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Yeah, that'd be a great headline.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
S n L cast member murdered by fisting coach advised humor.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Look at me and Mike Michael Jackson squaring out. Baby,
we're going for a gust. Where are you going? Man?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Did you hang with did you actually hang with Michael Jackson? Uh? Mike?
Or did you guys just kind of see your.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Chirt once a while at a party or something.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I really never hung out. One time I was over
his house.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, it's pretty awesome. What was his house like.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Some ship you've never seen before? You know, it's really
cool stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Cool stuff?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Was he it was? Was he a good guy?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He appeared to be really nice?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
We don't know. I shot Yeah, normal, pretty normal, pretty normal.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That was taken back by that. It was a normal motherfucker.
You know, hear him talking you. Rest is good, Mike,
Take breath good.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
He's probably normal around you because you're a guy who
understands what it's like to not be able to go.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Out of the house without being wrecky. You know, there's
a certain time.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'm gonna let nobody fucking restrict my freedom. I'm gonna
be me. I don't care if I have one hundred
grammy though, what I'm gonna beat me. I'm gonna go out,
So I'm gona take my kids to school. I'm gonna
go out. I'm and hang out with them. I'm gonna
support them in sports and when it gets too deep
and I'm gonna have to take care of it myself
some kind of way, right, I'm not gonna let nobody
do that to me.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Well, you know, you don't seem to be afraid of
telling people like not now.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I'm not afraid of kicking the ass either.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Yeah, you're definitely not.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I'm not. I just won't do it though.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
But but but then here's the other way too.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I remember we were leaving some kind of party and
Mike was just hanging holding court outside like a car.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
It was the everybody that was walking by.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
It was the the Tyson holy Field the documentary documentary.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I mean very When I'm out with my family, I'm
kind of a little bit aggressive protective. Yeah, I'm aggressive
cause I used to want accidents to happen, I know,
by accidents. I lost the kid off an accident. I'm
funking around with accident.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
You've gotten much more cautious since then.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, yeah. But mostly when I'm in public, I'm not
really The people don't understand. But you know, I'm not
a celebrity. When I want my family, I'm total, really watch.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Dog, right, and what what do people do that would
kind of set that off?
Speaker 7 (21:08):
They if they are being too pushy.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Or hey listen, they gotta they have to find it
on their.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Own, so they make the mistake and then.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
They I might say anything. I know what they do.
Know they find out on your own. He might he
might do it by you find out on your own.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Yeah, that's a way to learn find out.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
How are the kids coming by with the boyfriends and
the girlfriends and hey listen, I cannot imagine going to
Mike Tyson's house because.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Whatever he does to her, I'm gonna do to him.
What it is.
Speaker 10 (21:44):
That what you say that, that's great?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So you want to pack or you want some tongue
down your throat.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
She's gonna tell me because we have a good relationship.
So that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
How do you deal with that as a father though,
when they come around, because I think my.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Kids are still way too fucking you. Eventually they're gonna
be coming this to you know what, They're gonna come
and knock.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Can't you know what you're gonna do? You're gonna yet
let it happen like it happened with you, of course, Okay,
because if you don't, your daughter's not gonna be too
friendly with you, you know what I mean? And this is what, Oh,
this is so ironic because this is what I say
to my Me and my wife go like that. And
then I come, I said, baby, somebody got a fuck her.
(22:30):
You know that. Somebody gotta suck up. Somebody had to
fuck your mother, right, somebody gotta fuck him, you know, somebody.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Gotta He pointed an open when he said that. By
the way, somebody has to you.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
There's some logic there, right.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Oh, man scary at hello. It sounds good like I'm
talking rational, but it's not going down like that in him.
Man fain about shooting him and shoot myself, and it
is sick. Right.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
He just wanted to be a nice guy who's got
the right intentions, who likes you know, you don't want
to know something, creed.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I don't want to be I don't want to be
around nobody like me, right, you know, my U.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
When I found out my second kid is gonna be
a daughter, it should have been a nice moment, and
I screamed out no, because the daughter no crazy because
I was thinking in that moment, I was thinking not
about the baby that's not even close to being born yet.
I quickly thought about the assholes knocking on my fucking door.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Ooh to take.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Her out on the date. That's what I thought, my
first thoughts.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I look, I men, think we could fuck anybody's sister, daughter, wife,
mother and go to sleep with not an inch of
a conscious and not even we'll forget about it? What happened?
What you're doing this for? And next thing, you know,
you accuse the guy who want to kill the neighbor.
He's fifteen, your daughters only two. He's not even know
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he's not even thinking about you though. You want to
kill him this because hey, he's gonna be this old
and twenty five, she's gonna be old enough to Dadamn. Man,
that's all we think. A girl, right with a guy,
you only gotta worry about one dick. With a girl,
you gotta worry about a lot of dicks.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Fuck. And the other thing when you become a parent
that turns on you know who all the pedophiles are?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Man, do you under right?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
And listen right?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I walk around New York City, and all of a sudden,
it's like they have a light bulb over their head,
like that you have no doubt in your mind either.
And before you would pass, these same people wouldn't even
think twice about them. But so soon as you become
a father, you know what, they don't.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Think about it. Right. We just animals taught to be
human beings. That's what we are. I think two hundred
years ago you could marry a five year old. It's
just who we are. We evolved, and some of us
evolve faster than others, and some of us have to
make a lot of mistakes to get the moment I got.
I made the mistakes I didn't make. I made enough,
but I didn't make the fire. I didn't take the
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long haul, the long mist that, yeah, I didn't. Thank God,
Thank God for that one. But the reality of it
is that we learned, you know what I mean? Some
of us have to be at the right at the edge.
We can't we can't jump, but we can't be behind it.
We gotta be read at the edge to be balanced.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Right.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Yeah, Sometimes not seeing like sometimes when you like not
seeing over the edge, things can feel dull, Like when
you can kind of see, like what can happen?
Speaker 7 (25:12):
That's really awful.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Sometimes that keeps just keeps things interesting, and that's not
a healthy way to live.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
But it seems like standing too far back. Sometimes it
just seems too boring.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
A little boring.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Yeah, even though it's probably not, it's probably the healthy
way to live life.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
But then you get kind of close. You're like, now
I feel.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Like living on the edge of a volcano or edge
if you're going to be.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Kind of like that.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Yeah, yeah, like if you come it's over and it's over.
It's like the edge of being self destructive.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
You know, you get kind of close to that, and
you know, it kind of feels like alive, which is
not really good.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Mike, what was the one thing that turned you around?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Because you've got in a lot of trouble and stuff,
But was there one incident or one thing that just
clicked in your head where you went, Man, I gotta
do things in general differently.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
My daughter, Yeah, whoa, this is crazy and I need
to forget it. I'm just gonna live this life.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
There's the answer.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
I was gonna ask you about going out after a
deep answer, and I'm gonna ask you about UFC.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
But I was gonna ask you if you're gonna be
going to see Alda McGregor. I want to see that
you do, right, Yeah, I see you every fight.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah. I like McGregor too. He has awesome personality, right,
really big and you know it's it's not nasty. He's
just big and lovable. He's like a real lovable role.
You know that you're just rooting for it.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Can knock your teeth out at any moments.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Yeah, but all those guys can. I don't know if
I like him or not yet. I guess after this
next fight, we'll see, because he's fighting a really a
brutal uh Brazilian leg kicker, and those guys are really.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
All those good he know, Listen, nobody knows more than
McGregor what he's up against. You know, he knows what
he's up against. He knows what he has to do.
He studied this guy. He's should be dreaming about this guy.
You know. We should see him in his sleep. He
should see when he's making love to his wife. He
should see him when he's taking a shit. He should
always be visualized in this man.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Is that how you were before you fight?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Like you're constantly thinking of that person's face constantly? How
do you psyche yourself up to like, get angry enough
to hit him? Or do you not need to be
angry enough?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Like?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
What what is it about it that you'll go like?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
What if he's a guy like you've met that you
actually liked, how do you turn that off?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And go?
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Okay, this is what we have to do.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'm a disciplined soldier and I'll hit anybody under little circumstances.
Of course, I have no feelings about it. There's no
feelings allowed to be involved anyway. This is why this
is why it's boxing, This is why it's professional, This
is why it's disciplined. You do what you hate to do,
what you do with tylight, you love.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
It, and you can turn off any feelings of like
you have for the person then maybe turn them back
on after.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
The We're all capable of doing that. Yes, because you
were whoever, I'm sure you liked some of the guys
you had to compete for for this compete for.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
This position, a bunch of their comics.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Is there anybody that you said NotI fighting because you
were too close with Bow?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Really?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah? I went to school with him?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Oh wow, Wow, I didn't want to fight him. Never
did you ever fight him? I don't even know, no, never,
I did not know that. Huh.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Hey, if you were coming up now, would would would
you try to be a UFC fighter because you love
the sport obviously, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I like I like I like fight. I like to
cockroaches fighting.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
But it wasn't an option obviously when you're coming up,
boxing was king. But I mean, if if UFC was king,
do you feel like that would have been something you
really would have got into.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I really think so, because all fighters are really sucker
for fame one than anything. Yeah, mm hmm, so that's
the popular I wouldn't have did well because my feet
are so horrible. I have horrible feet. If you step,
if you step on my toes, I'm gonna tap out.
I'm gonna say, hey, I'm tap out, and I'm gonna
go home, and I'm gonna shoot him step on my foot.
(29:02):
I can't win.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
They do that a lot too, and they're up against
the cage.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
They stopped their feet.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
That oh god tap tap So that anders and Silver thing.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I'm afraid that someone's leg is gonna snap. Every live
Yeah that fight too. Jimmy was right there too.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, there's a picture of Anderson going by in a
stretcher and he has.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You know, the guy punched and kicks. That kind of
help too, though, you know he's up against the real
formidable guy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
I think he just blocked, didn't just Chris basically, he
just kind of put his knee up to stop.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Well, he was training for that kick obviously. Yeah, and man,
that was roughly.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
It takes balls to stop a kick with your leg, though,
I mean to actually put a bone up against the bone,
because these.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Are the hardest bones in your body, your knees and
your elbows. Yeah, that the hardest.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
I have a little tendonitis.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I do.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
It's been bothering me for a while. It's really affected
my weightless bothering me.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
It looks beautiful, thank you, Mike, But my tendonitis has
been my alble's been very tender.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Can you go to in town here?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
You make dance clubs? I don't go to any the
ones you used to go though. I can't think of
I literally none. No, I don't think I actually done.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You have a big time Twitter, huh, I'll believe me
big time.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yeah, But the type of clubs I want to go
to really don't exist anymore.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
You know, the ones I used to go to where
the little window comes up. No dance.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
I went to one dance club in probably the last
twenty years, and it was a girl I went out
with and she's like, let's go to a club.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
And I went. I don't remember the name of it.
I had to pay to get in and she didn't.
But I was so attracted to her that I was
okay doing it.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
See like when I heard about Lamar and he has
wow a brothel I remember maybe with the form of
sex addic, I mean the brothel wow. And then I
go I thought this, started thinking about my he should
have did this, used my broth through expertise that brought
through expertise, and said he must not have been sharing
(31:12):
his cocaine with the people. Then he did too much,
because that could happen. You get me, Hey, you're taking
too much. That could happen. But sometimes you guys gotta
be sharing.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You have to share.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Do you think you might have gotten a little bit greedy?
And therefore he was alone and there was nobody to
kind of helped out.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Oh well, I don't know, but I know I would
get greed next to no, I start threatening you, bullying,
get the fuck out of here, Wow, take all the
stuff and ship. Yeah. Fuck.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I never went to a bro I mean I did
in Brazil A couple of the comedians. We went down
in like two thousand and four. We did three trips.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
It was fun. But like Dennis has asked me many times.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
To go whether the broath away. They danced in front
of you first, and you said, what I want that one?
Then you go to the room. Yeah. Yeah. Remember I
got in trouble. I got rested. Mama beat the guy
up in that club. No where was that and it
wasn't real with the other place in Pablo, Paloah.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
And what happened, White babble. Was he bothering you?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Because every time he's on the fucking he's chasing me
from the airport. Now I said, I got him. I
went through the back way. The motherfucker's on the school
of chasing me with the camera. He's on somebody driving
them and now he's on the school to chase and
taking pictures. So I go into the place we were
talking about, and.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
What's mine was the ones I went to were in real,
but I'm sure they had them in some Palo Yes.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
The guy comes in the club and I'm eating and
the guy is taking pictures and I'm eating and I
may have smoked the joint. So I come up to
the guy, I grab the camera, I break the camera.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
And I hit him with a poom.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
So next thing, you know, right, I'm in this club.
It's around around twelve o'clock and afternoon, and this club
in this pack like it's twelve in the evening and
this and the cops coming around, twenty cops that come us, Hey, Champion,
we need to talk to you, because he puts charge
you assaulted him with the camera. I think, because we
(33:03):
ain't doing nothing. And then he goes, no, Champ, look
I have the gun. You have to come with me.
He's really nice, said you have to.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
You have to come come on.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
And so they put me in a uh, they put
me in a Mercedes Bens and they let me drive
to the jail. And so I'm in the jail, I'm
talking and I'm taking pictures with the cops and I'm
smoking my cigarette. I think I have my joy. We
just hanging out and there bringing their kids into the
printing and stuff. And now I go to court that day. Yeah, yeah,
(33:36):
I go to court. I go to court. I go
to court right, and then I remember the Remember Victor
Beef Bearefoot. Uh yeah, he found out. He sort of
knew I got in trouble. He was in America. He
sent me a lawyer, nice, best lawyer. He sent me
to get out. But I go to the court and
I noticed gid me. So I go to the billion court.
(33:57):
But before I went there, I left Argentina and I
was with Diego, my redello. He he signed, and he
gave me the shirt, the jersey. I go to the courtroom.
I have my jersey. The judge go like this what
he's wearing his fucking shirt for the next time. I
w I put him in jail. You don't come back
here and wear that damn shirt. Rand of god. Wow,
(34:19):
the judge boom, I'm out for the soccer shirt. No
for crasting the guy. But he's mad at me because
shirt shirt.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
There's a picture of you in a it's it's like
it looks like a soccer soccer shirt number ten.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I'm made. I don't go buffy and die Wow.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
And it's signed it's I'm Mike comor to Mike with love.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Give me that. And I got you out of the case.
I got you out of trouble in jail. But I mean,
but he didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
He was mad Technically that I would say, technically it
got you off because but.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I'm I'm very familiar with the coach and I knew
it would piss them off.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Yeah, you know, so I went to uh, yeah, the
ones I went to, I never had an old did
you have to?
Speaker 7 (35:11):
In these places?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
You'd go.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
The way it would go is you'd go downstairs and
there was a locker room. There was no cash exchange.
You would put on a robe and flip flops. You'd
go up to the level where they dance, and then
they would you'd have a wristband with a number on it,
and then you would order your diet cokes or whatever.
And then if you went up the third floor with
the girl, they would give your wristband to like the
housewoman who would write down the number and then they
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would billy with the end on the way out.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
Yeah, it was a whole system.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:38):
I actually used to carry cash in my robe pocket
to try to get them to have sex with me
without condos.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah. Are they all clean?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Like clean?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
But you do that ping. The bitch gave my mother
fucking car you come to my hotel room.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Oh so you just had a roll the dice every time.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Well I only got one d stay away from that.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Okay, okay, I'm talking now, get in the car. Car,
damn car, the car getting the cut.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
No, I never had a car in Brazil.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
We were too scared to rent one because it looks
like you have money if you have a car in
real like we were just getting.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
The cabs, or you hire a guy to a cab
to take you around for the day.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Yeah, we didn't have a car. Really, No, we just
got a cab.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
The fucking most frightening thing I've ever done as a
cab from the airport to.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
The hotel room.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Made it so scary.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
The guy was doing ninety in a tin can. It
was terriblet.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
But the girl I was with one girl and I
had no condom on and uh we were having sex upstairs.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
I can't believe I did. That was insanity Brazilian. But
even for me in a Brazilian brothel was a rough one.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
You know this skeptical what's going to happen? Yes, skeptical stuff.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
She kept looking at me, going.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
You a special, special education.
Speaker 7 (36:59):
Special and I bought it. I'm like, I am a special.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Especially why yeah? Turning around and take this.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
They're saying, Mike's gotta go this, No, say something. Can
you really have to go?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
You probably do. You're a busy man.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You're you're promoting uh My Tyson mysteries, which we barely
talked about.
Speaker 6 (37:21):
But I'm telling you this cartoon is great. It's funny.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Suck up. Listen, my daughter we went to an aide
benefit and charity with Elton John for Elton John for
aids and stuff, you know, and my daughter went and
she was hitting balls with Anyboddy. Very cold, it was.
It wasn't cool. It was outstanding.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Man, it's very cool.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I was crying. My daughter's hitting with him. She's hitting
back to she's only six, okay, and she's hitting back
and she won a championship. She's two time champion.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Well she's good.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Got some skills, yes, nice, yes, so proud.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Now Tennants parents were really grouping the right baby.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Wait wait Mike, wait wait wait wait, Mike group what.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Tennis group?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Mike Tyson is a tennis dad.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
I think they got weird, but they got me doing
the sucker stuff where you got the big the thing
you got to put like a garbage can, manage a
garbage can with a handle, and you put me pushing
on the ball and then it's a ball you know up. Yeah,
it's the suck up thing.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah. See, I would have so much fun with that.
Because I'm a child. I know we have to wrap,
but Mike decided to stay.
Speaker 7 (38:31):
I'm not gonna tell you crazy. You don't come in
here and just interrupt Mike.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Mike, Mike, Mike knows he has to leave.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Not deaf he heard, I want to hear talk about tennis.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I don't know why Pete feels he has to interrupt
the tom fed the peat as.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Justin tomorrow, of course. I'm wait for tomorrow now, Oh
my god, I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (38:57):
And one more get here at seventh, please I will eight.
And before Mike goes, you said, Bart.
Speaker 10 (39:02):
Simpson, you only have more minute with Tyson on Can
I ask you a weird question before you leave?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
When when to ask me? Not a weird question? All right?
Speaker 7 (39:20):
How about a nice question?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Every question you asked? Go again? Like we was good,
We did good.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
A couple of nice questions, though. I thought they were
really nice, really nice.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
When you saw the video of the m M A fighter,
which you like, you love M A fighting and the
guy pooping his pants, and we had the guy on
the phone and he was very cool.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
You've seen this video, right, No.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
His pants during the fight.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
This is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
You've never seen this hold on and then we really
got to get him out here does it fly out?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
He's out?
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Watch, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You can that's nothing.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Now watch you get what's up? And then it starts
falling out of.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
His short control, has pool all.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Over the octagon.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Lifting, lifting, Look, oh god, get out of the fucking octagon.
You're looking at your ship.
Speaker 9 (40:29):
Hey, the lady goes, oh my god, don't get yeah
with this fighter from Nicaragua, thank you. That's what I
was gonna ask the Lexus Ague, sure murder with if
he hits you in the body of oh hell bush
your stewie.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Oh man, he make oh many of it fights. I've
seen that, so I'm very.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
So you've seen this in boxing?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
What's the question? Okay? I love those fights. The man
that can kill you with boom, oh.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
God, no, but that's gonna be a good failing if
you're ague to punch somebody until they ships.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Like, no, listen, once he do, he go to pick
you up. Oh, you cat, anything you need? I help you.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Oh he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
You know. I come from poor Orangeing and I want
to help you. And you're fucking bleeding into that hold
your kids. Oh this is great.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Great, that's the name I thought of in a long time.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Whoa, he can kill you?
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Put Tyson, Mike, you really got to go. They're telling us.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
So let's say it's obviously Mike Tyson Miniseries season two
and Mike Tyson Mystery.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Come on, motherfucker is Mystery. Mike Tyson, motherfucking Mysteries.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Mike Tyson motherfucking Mysteries Season two years on Sunday at twelfth.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Fifteen on Adult Swim.
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Motherfucker it's the cartoon Network.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
God damn, we can talk an Adult Swim like this.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
Yeah, Mike Tyson Mysteries. I can't believe that series.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
I fucked that up.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
It's as but it's good though. Let you fuck it
up because you know it's consistent what I fuck I
learned from my mystic Yeah, to make more make Yeah,
the mistakes feel really good.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
All right, We're gonna go home now. Mike Tyson, thank
You're always a pleasure.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
And that's not cool. The repercussion of mistakes and.
Speaker 7 (42:09):
The mistakes feel good. The repercussions are awful, a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah, Pete Davidson will see tomorrow and I can see
you tomorrow, justin alright, guys.
Speaker 8 (42:17):
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Serious x M on demand.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
An on core presentation is coming up next