December 4, 2025 • 41 mins
Ron the Waiter wrecks the bar in 3 seconds flat, Joyce saves the day with homemade mac & cheese on a hot plate, then drops bombs: she tore down every mirror because spirits drain you at 3 a.m., admits the mystery handprints on her bedroom ceiling are NOT from her husband, Opie cries watching Christmas Vacation, Ron's Aunt is now mud, Sean is Vietnamese and we go nuclear on Trump pardoning George Santos while keeping the millions. Wild stories, hot food, zero filter—welcome to the funniest dinner you’ll ever crash.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's get the show on the road. Oh my god,
we're here at GIP arts. Ron the waiters here. He's
knocking everything over.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
He unplugged stuff, he knocked over the he knocked over
the plastic utensils that Joyce needed for her macaroni and
cheese that.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
She brought for everybody with. Joyce's here, she's gonna feed us.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
She's one of one of my earliest fans and has
never fucking turned her back on me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
She's here, She's like, do you think Matt's got some utensils?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because I brought mac.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And cheese for everybody, and she brought her own burner
to heat up her food for everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So that's cool with that. I say hi to Mat,
the owner of GEP hats. Sorry we're late, but literally
Ron knocked everything over just as we were gonna just
clean all those plastic knives and forks off. Yeah, he
cooks Joyce right now. Joyce's in the house. Tell her
what you did, Joyce. Don't don't. Don't use the plastic utensils.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Ron knocked them over, on and then he and then
he and then he knocked all our stuff over.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So he almost fell down the stairs. He almost felt
over that. Yeah he went that way. Yeah he could have.
He could have done a header down the stairs. Stairs
would have looked all shitty. Well, how are you mad?
I'm fine. How are you?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, yeah, I'm good. I heard getting my back hurts, Well,
my back hurts. He was laughing to And I pulled
the lat. I was laughing to.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I pulled the lat And I don't even know how.
Maybe maybe what, Maybe the dog pulled the wrong way.
I split my side watching Key and Peel last night,
and I could I couldn't breathe. You were laughing, Yeah,
it was the one. It was the pawn shop where
he goes in he wants to rub the bag.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I haven't had a good laugh in a while.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I watched Comedians hear some ship Well, I mean like
watching a movie or something.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I haven't had a good laugh. I'm trying to think,
are you watching ship movies or I'm watching ship movies.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I watched Dear Santa but with Jackie Black. It's on Netflix.
That's one of these Christmas movies. And it started out
really really funny. It's the Farley brothers and the Pharaoh,
the Paraly brothers, and then uh, and then the whole
movie takes a dump root because all of a sudden
you realize why the family's sad.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
They're sad because their kid died. I'm like, what the
hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's a great thing for a Christmas movie, but they don't.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Even tell you until I think halfway through the movie
that the movie has a kid with buck teeth. That's hilarious.
You got a chubby kid that no one likes, so
then you know he wrote writes a He writes a
letter to Dear Santa, but instead of going to Santa
because he can't spell, the stupid idiot, it goes to.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Jack Black is Satan. I'm like, I'm man this movie.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And then Jack Black makes the kid desirable to the
Asian girl in school, and.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Then they go to a Coast Malone show.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Posty is under the spell of Jack Black, and then
like it's praising the chubby kid as being the inspiration
for his whole career. And then a stupid fucking dot
of a kid is in the audience with his date
and uh, and then post he uh invites him, invites
him on stage and and now the kids like what
the fuck?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He starts dancing like an idiot. And then I'm like, man,
this movie is good and me and my daughter were
into it. It's almost as good as Shadow Hell so far. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well then you know when you you're watching a movie
and you feel the drop off, but you don't you.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
All sudden, way, let's way, what, let's wait, what's up?
What's up?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And then all of a sudden they start talking about
a dead kid, and I'm like, ah, the Fairly Brothers,
you don't, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Did they get to return.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
To Christmas Presents at least?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No? Now? Because no, no, no, now.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The movie.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The movie ends with the kid coming back to life,
and You're like, no, I still feel like the kid's dead.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Why is it extra stock?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It was stupid, right.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I did watch him like thirty seconds with the new
naked gun.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh my god, I like that. Oh my god, it's horrible.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
My daughter said, my daughter's My daughter goes, that was
the only good part.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
My daughter goes, that is there a point to this movie?
She's smart? My daughter smart?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And I go, uh, well no, man, you know it's
all it's just an excuse to make the stupid jokes.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You know, this is what we used to do with
our movies back in the day.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
No, the only good scene was when they were looking
at their fathers and Blacky goes to OJ's.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Like, what's up. What, Yes, what's up? Michelle. Michelle is, uh,
just became a member of the YouTube channel. Thank you
very much, Michelle.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So then John and then I I told this on
the the other live stream. I do the other live stream.
I'm cheating on Ron right now now by hanging with
man from and as as most of you know. You know,
I lost my mom, lost her. Oh my god, she's
not not with us anymore. And I thought I could
(04:57):
handle it. I was like, all right, I'm good. I
said to buy buy to her seven years ago. You know,
I put up my boundaries. It's something I had to do.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm good.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
I think I'm good. And then it's pretty funny. Look cock,
make fun, to make fun make so all of a sudden,
you know, after.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Thanksgiving, we're starting to watch the Christmas movies, you know,
like Dear Santa with Jack black Then we moved on
to Christmas Vacation and I go, O Christmas Vacations and
it's the fucking attic scene with Chevy Chase and he's cold,
so he's putting on all the old lady clothes and
then he's watching the family films on the past Christmases
(05:40):
and winter and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And all sudden, modude, true story, I broke down. I
didn't say it was funny. We started laughing. No, it
wasn't funny. It's all right, you got you know your emotions,
my emotions. All my eyes have been just leaking. They
(06:04):
just keep leaking. They're just my assay leaking a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm not any I'm not on any of those those
fat pills. Oh oh thanks, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I can't eat. I can't eat a little less every
once in a while.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
I gotta check myself, but I just eat a little
less every once in a while.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
By some of the people. They need it, let's be honest,
they need it. But half my building is on it.
And I don't even recognize these people anymore. They're like
melting candles. Joyce, are you honest? Oh all right, good good,
you're looking great over you look good on that zipper. No,
(06:57):
I'm oh. I needed I needed you to translate something
for me because you're half Puerto Rican and a half
wait wait, Puerto Rican Cuban. I watched Channel seven news
(07:20):
in the morning and the guy says his name every morning.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I buy, I don't know what I don't know what
your name is.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
If they want to quizbey on how to spell his name,
I'd be lost.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
She's why we need her.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, I want her to start like, uh yeah, translating
some of these words for me.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Man, Oh my god, Hard Joyce, how are you, dude?
You got a Ruba shirt on?
Speaker 8 (07:41):
Yes, yes, yes, vacation, yep, vacation.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
When did you go to Aruba?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
We went to the ABC Islands in March for a friend, Sixtie.
It was very fun.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was too crowded.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
This was quiet.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It was too crowded.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I was I was near all the nice hotels and
like you you wanna you want to walk the beach
as the sun's going down?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You just excuse me. On the beach. It was more
than that. There's ship that washes up in a Ruba.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Tamps, saw some taps, saw some sliders, saw full bathing
full bathing suits.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh dude, the garbage. Did you immediately look up and around?
Of course you got you gotta look.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
The room was not noisy, it was quiet, and it
was nice. And then we went to the Bonaire and
then covers out very nice. Well, it was weird about
Bonaire was that the island is only habit inhabited by
humans in two sections.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
The rest of us all wild with animals and snakes
and all.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That was like, okay, no kind of animals. We didn't
ask did you see the wild dogs in a Ruba?
No wild dogs the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
My god, there's wild dogs with domesticated dog and the
people let their domesticated dogs out all fucking day and
they just and these dogs come.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Home and oh yeah, man, I have to have bougie dogs,
the spare handbags, not the big ones.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wait what kind of dog dog?
Speaker 8 (09:13):
No, I don't have. I have a cat. Get do
you like cats? At one point I hated cats.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, it's allergic to cats.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
I'm allergic to cats and dogs. But I'm an inhaler
for my little girl and I can't give it twice
a day.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But well, you're allergic to your cat and you have
you have to she's you.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Know, with her that orange and white and everything.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I can't naked. I want to make fun of you.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I was allergic to cats and I was extremely allergic,
but I couldn't take I could.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Get rid of them. So I sneezed every day because
of these stupid cats. Sneeze with a doggie.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Yours is typo allergenic, right.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah to photo. I had to go hYP hypologetically.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah, yeah, because it was a beautiful, beautiful dog.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Dog. That guy's a convenient dog, a pony. My dog is, uh,
my dog is.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Over eighty pounds, probably bigger than your little girl.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He's really strong.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And the problem is he's a cute food looking dog,
but he will rip your face the hell. He's got
the attitude. He's got an attitude of like a German shepherd.
But it looks like like the.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Only dog the long snap with the long teeth.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I can look.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
The woman, I can look at. My mother used to
have one, and it bit her when she was little
because she kept the dog.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Because she kept the dog.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
He was a show dog and she was and he used.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
To watch her, and she was a price fighter.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
She liked to play with the dog, but she also
pulled his tail, pulled his right and one time he
snapped at her. My mother, my grandmother in law, got
rid of the dog.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
He was reacting do you know you could just get
another dog's About three fifteen, my friend Glenn had a
Doberman and when I went over to his house, he thought.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It was hilarious that I was scared shipless of this dog.
And it would be in another room.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
He's like, oh, let's have fun now, and he would
let the dog out.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I would get hives. I got high. I got chased
by Doberman's when I was a kid. You got chased
by on my bicycle and there three Dobermans who chased
me down.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Him And did they bite you on the side of
the Oh, he didn't get I did somehow. I was
playing on, just crashing. But I never went that fast
before in my life. I was to be like six
years old. It would fly down his hill.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Really, there's only one Shepherds beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I love German Shepherds, but that's the only dog I'm
scared of. Me too, was literally because I got I
got bit on a paper out on the side of
the knee.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
This dog was. They didn't even allow my We grew
up in an apartment building, and in the apartment building
we had friends at hed dogs. But this German shep
was named Prince and this germancycle. They didn't allow the
door to be open in the apartment because they didn't
want him to come out and bite people. He flat out.
(12:21):
They told you, this dog will bite. But he was huge.
And of course you're a little kid. You think everything
is big, you know. But I love dogs and cats,
but I'm allergic to them.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
All great, all right.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
I brought my macaroni cheese with cheese sauce, a homemade
crumb topping, and then Gail Board Piscottiscott.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I've only met Gail once. I don't know if I
could trust her Piscani. She goes, I didn't make it.
I'll tell you, I'll try some Bob Scott.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
He likes a good wiscons You need to know everybody
who makes the food you like.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Ted NuGen No, I don't care.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Jesus in the morning.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
I just want to know unresponsible for Joyce removing all
her marriage.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh wait, wait, I'm responsible. That's happened.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Alright, alright, we got explained. It's been it's been over
a year, so we got explained. Tell us the mirror story.
First of all, don't mess with my Joyce. Close joy
Cheer's my number two fan. When I when I moved
to your number two, right, number two fans, who's number one?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Number one is well Starker Patty, But I don't I
think you were.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And the number one because Starker Patty literally was a
fan of mine before we were ready.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
She's a poor thing.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
She was the poor thing, is what we got to
get over here. She was on national TV because of
the snap ship. She was a huge Trump support. I
don't think she said, I don't. I don't think she
likes Trump anymore. She was all over the TV yelling
and screaming about how she can't afford ship, that.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Woman has two PhDs and what that's psychology and something
else we told remember when we took her for a
fiftieth birthday remember, Oh, sorry, I'm bringing up the past.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No, I really don't know. I don't you don't remember.
I wasn't there well doing something.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Well during during the heydays of the show. We surprised
Patty for a fiftieth on the show or well, I
mean we really both of you knew what we were doing,
but we didn't really involve the show.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
We probably should have brought it to a strip club.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
We brought it to a strip club. And tried to
get her to get one of the dancers to sleep
with her. But they were all fans of the show
and they knew who she was, so she was surrounded
for a good hour with thank you. Now, this was
going to end up on the show, but they were
all disappointed. It was just me and this girl friend Island.
(15:23):
I'll never forget her, told gorgeous Leslie never found out
what happened to her.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
But one of the strippers, well, Joyce was trying to
get a stripper for stalker Patty.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And the stripper a.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Story for another day.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It was actually very we get cats today. That's what
turned our hair grave by Are you married? Yes?
Speaker 8 (15:55):
Now, okay, but the mirror story, you have to get back.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
To the yes.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
So ro what's the mirror thing again? How how is
it having sex with a strip I bet you they're good,
he's good? Right, Yeah, you can go into detail kissing.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Did he grab your like a bowling ball? Did grab
a seven ten? Oh? Really?
Speaker 8 (16:33):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So here's here's Mirrors are portals into the other yea, no,
it's true. Mirrors are portals into other dimensions. You should
never ever ever sleep.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
You should never have mirrors facing you when you're sleeping,
because because when the veil is thin.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Will they suck it to another dimension?
Speaker 7 (16:58):
When the when the when the veil, yeah, you goddamn right,
she bangs stripped. You bet to be canceled when the
veil is thin at three a m. That's when spirits three.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Am, because that's when the veil. They don't pay attention
to time. It's my story, please, And there are robbing
a bank, by the way, French French burglar. Yeah, French
burglar going into the Tony said, I look like Robin
Williams when he was he died.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That wip up roun all right, mirrors, mirrors three in
the morning, go.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Ahead, low vibrational spirits who feed off of energy.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
And that is a real thing. There are spirits who
feed off of energy. By the way.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Why that's why they call liquor spirits, because the liquor
will induce evil spirits, because the liquor will lower your vibration.
When you're sleeping and the mirror is facing you, your
energy is being absorbed by the spirit.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Your They are draining your energy. Don't ever, ever, ever.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Sleep with a mirror faces. As a matter of fact,
they say, when you go to a hotel. Cover the mirrors.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The spirits.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Have access through the mirrors because the mirrors are portals,
and there are there are spirits that are very low
vibrational that feed off of feed off of your energy
because we only have a certain amount of energy, because because.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
That's how they feed, that's how they get their energy
off us through mirrors. And do I promise you sleep
sleep with.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
The mirrors, Sleep with the mirror in front of you,
and then do it without it, and you're gonna you're
gonna notice the difference, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
So so that's the backstory.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
And Joyce decided, I'm taking did you take all mirrors
out of your house for real?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Because around the waiter? To be honest, you.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Did beautiful triple mirrors in my bedroom and I took
them right down off.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Do you have mirrors on the ceiling but you have
mirrors on the ceiling.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
On the top of my box, King said, which we did.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Not know to get that one, your old boyfriend with
the bowling ball and Joyce's Joyce's Wild.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
We bought the set, didn't realize until it was deliberate
that there were mirrors on you.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Did you realized?
Speaker 8 (19:49):
We thought, I thought This isn't what I would no,
I think, because I wanted a chandelier and I thought
it was clear glass that the shine would come through when.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
The windows at the top of your bed.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
I thought it was just like you know, the crystal.
They installed everything, and we're talking to the gentleman from
North Carolina and uh, that's where we bought the set.
And then he says, enjoy your set, thank you very much,
and he leaves and I sit down and I look up.
I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, how am
I gonna explain this? Oh my god, oh my god,
(20:25):
my god. So Andrew comes up the stairs and he says, oh,
is there is a scratch on this. I'll tell you that.
I told you I didn't want to deliver it from
North Carolina this And I said, no, no, no, not
a scratch. Why don't you sit next to me and
look up? And he looked upon me.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh my god. What wait?
Speaker 8 (20:46):
And then friends of ours came over and then she
says to me, I want to know how the handprints
got up the Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Carol guy.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
I swear to god, that wasn't not delivery. That's what
you call him now.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
That's yeah, that's your worst.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
That was no judge.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
The mirror thing. It spooked me, spooked me even when
I go to a hotel.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, you're besting with people.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Rol, you're trying to get me free mirrors.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You need the mirror from everywhere, all right, George, thank you? Tony?
Where you at with this?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Where are you at with this mirror thing? They got
to be made of sofa, bro, The mirror has got
to be made of sofa. You understand, because silver is pure,
it's a it's a pure thing. It's a natural reason.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
So when mirrors were.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Made of solver, yeah, and spirits could pass through, spirit
tinge passing through these mirrors that we have, these cheap mirrors.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
No, Dron's crazy, he's out of his mind.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Wait, but you're just as crazy if you think that
it used to happen with the silver.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I'm saying that they're saying it used to happen. But
if it happens, it's gonna happened with a silver mirror.
Speaker 11 (22:01):
Not not not.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Why why it is silver so much better than cramp
because it's actually a pure element?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Square wolves?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Whatever? Man?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, why the sovera kill?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Well?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
You know silver?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
We need more bullets. I don't believe in the mirror.
We need more jewels, you know what I mean. I'm
trying to. I really want I want to believe it.
Speaker 11 (22:21):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I want to believe It's it seems stupid. N's a
little insane. But he looked like the tool to keep
them a line. He looked like the tool robbers from
Home alone. Can you Harry, he's both robbers, He's both
He's a combination of both robbers.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Stinky means, oh, man, was I was watching this morning
and I was yelling at the screen, bro.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
What happened you guys?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
You too going on?
Speaker 12 (22:51):
He was going off on Trump and You're like, oh
my god, we're gonna lose our Trump. You I started
with the chat chat please tune in on Friday, will
have a voice. I was telling them, Yeah, you'll be
on Friday and you can give your two cents. Tony
is a well we got a few MAGA supporters in
here right now.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well, it's just I think we got we got Scott.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
You don't even have to say.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Your Trump guy, right, you lost the stress? You just
any no macaroni, come on, it's orange. She gave me
a look of discuss. Wait, what's the problem with this
morning Trump ship.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, there was no voice for the other side. It
was just you. It was just it was just him
going of offending. But I also said we should wear
maga hats to build our audience. Absolutely, we were.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Talking about all the people Trump had. I wasn't I
wasn't bashing Trump.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
I was getting everybody president a great great.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's politics. Biden was bad with the parties. Look in
Trump's first term in four years, he parted. He parted too.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
He parted two hundred and thirty seven people. And Trump's
second turn only eleven months in, it's over sixteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Good for him. George Santos, good for him. Yeah, bring
George Santos. What did he though? Did you hear me
defend George Santos? I didn't know, because he's a fellow
Long Islander. I gotta stick up. Yeah, a lot of
dumb guys out there, you stand up for I got
dumb people.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I'm gonna give you a Long Island fucking list. Amy Fisher,
you go, Eddie Murphy, Mariah Carrey, Piano Man, Piano Man,
Billy Joe Yeah, and Billy Crystal. I saw the Billy
(24:53):
Crystal in a restaurant in l A.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
His it is shot, it huge, right, you see it.
I haven't seen his mellon.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I saw what's his face?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
A big no no, no, no no. I met him
when he was healthy and he had a big head.
It kept him alive longer than it should have. Absolutely,
he got a lot of nerves.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Power of the head.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Should be on that list of Long Island. Uh well,
I didn't want to mention.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I mentioned, give yourself, give you pro.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Tell you're the fourth famous, fourth most famous person at
your high school?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Who were the three people in front of you?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Go ahead, Anthony?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
No, no, no, Anthony wasn't at my high school. Actually
he was. He was down the block though, he was
a couple over. He was a couple of schools over.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
So I used to be the second most famous person
that come out of Harborfields High School.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I know who the first was, Mariah Carrick. We can't
touch that. But I had the second position I was in.
I was good, You've been dropped down the fourth five
thousan for so.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
We were talking about this this morning and I'm like,
I don't even think I'm in the top ten. So
I I checked it out myself after the show. I'm
in fourth place, still bitches, and I haven't done a
real show. And here who's still coming there?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Thank you for supporting me.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
It's like it's everything's typed out. But then you got
a right you want is written?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You want number one, Mariah carry okay, number two the
son of a bitch, and I want to like, I
want to take this to the school.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Jeff Hawkins do you know who Jeff Hawkins?
Speaker 11 (26:35):
Is?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
That Stephen Hawkins from.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Inventor, Inventor lawyer alone to come back out Jeff Hawkins?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Right, he's uh, what do you invent the fucking pom pilot?
Why is he still?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Do you know we should do? We should hold pickets.
I want to run school, me and Ron Scott whatever man.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
So dude, if the pomp pilot was obsoletely right, it
should have been number two on the list.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Should still.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
But not number two.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
But Jesus, I knew it. There was a reason I
loved you. Our third place is Sarah Whalen.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Do you know who Sarah? Sarah Whalenlympic SoC She played
soccer in regular life. He plays for America and got
a gold medal.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Play for your sister the other she played for your
mother's side.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Is there twenty other people on the soccer field? Who cares?
What did she do? I don't know. She wanted to medal,
big deal? Who should look her up?
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Big?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You want to medal? Right, the medals? Everybody gets the
medal now and then look at la creuse Number four,
bitches you if you don't believe me, there you go.
That's my phone number. I see, I see number five.
Is at least you're above a politician. John J. Flanagan.
I don't know him, meanither I know the Flingagans very well.
(28:20):
Was a congressman. He was Yeah, he was a congressman.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
And ye can I take it back one second? Why
are you upset that Santo's got fun?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
That's the only gay guy to be persecuted, like he's
a persecuted Tell you what I wouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Everybody loves the games because they're on the Democratic side.
You gay and your Republican go to jail.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm i I uh, I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I don't have a party, so I see it without blinders.
The problem with the George Santos pardon is I pardoned
him whatever, right, but he he he doesn't have to
pay you the money back.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
He fucked people over. He like, there's two types of
problem for how many how much million, like like like
a couple of million. So he there's two types of pardons.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
You can be part in, like legally, and then there's
another type of party where you don't have to you
don't have to give back the money like right.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
So so so Trump did both.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
He not only part in George Santo's He said, GEORSH.
Santos does not have to repay the like the two
point three million George Santos.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Donald, listen, I got a couple of tax bills. Something
horrible hooked up Santos. How about a Greek from Queens.
Come on, you know, look, my grandfather fed My grandfather
must have fed you the lackeys in the seventies or something.
You ate my father's dishes, don't be a preck Look
(29:46):
me up. I live at one forty uh go fuck yourself, dude,
boulevard Dude.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I'm with you because you know I Trump used to
do the show back in the day. I can use
a pardon so you get back doing fucking real radio
and instead of.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
This for correct we're on the right.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Sorry, sorry, but I'm thinking if Trump pardons me, then
I can go back and have a radio career.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Listen, man, it starts.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
It starts with the pickets sign at your high school.
We've gottum.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I got a story against so the flying against big
time Irish family out there on Green Law. Yeah, but
this is the this is the best. You have to
be old enough to understand this, Tony. Probably we uh
all the time.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We would go to school, minding our own business, and
next thing you know, we have like, oh ship, it's
an Asian thing. You're right with? Okay, you will know
if I'm okay or not.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Because of the Vietnam War, all the kids came over
to America. They were adopted by the Catholic families and
next thing you know, they're in our schools. Not they
don't know one word of English. They got the books,
so there they you know, they were communicated through the book.
Right he wait before apps.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And phones and all that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Right, And Sean flat again was actually from Vietnam and
he he graduated as as this is what off to
this day again. I remember him with the crew cut,
stereotypical Vietnamese kid. He's in our school system right fast,
forward he graduates. It's literally almost a valedictorian and kicked
(31:25):
everyone's ass. He didn't know English when he first came here.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah, but that's the thing, you understand, That's that's why
do Why is every bodega or what not?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
But the candy stools?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Why is every candy store owned by a Middle Eastern guy?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Because they work hard?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Because they work hard and they you know, an America
is not going to do that.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
America is not going to work up seventeen hour shifts
selling lotto to people getting yelled at about fucking the
course of a lucy you understand, for Lennies. And then okay,
now twenty years later, I've saved enough money. Now I'm
going to bring somebody over from over. Then you work
like a slave now to buy an old cool denim shirt.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
You want to talk about you want to talk about school.
You know what? The sad part of that whole story
was he came to Mark and his name was and
by the time he graduated high school his name was Sean.
They forced him having an Irish name. But he gives
his passport over like exactly, grad exactly, Uh not, I
(32:34):
already know how this thanks give was fucked up. It
might have been worse than mine and I lost my month, Tony,
How was your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Was absolutely excellent? I worked, Yeah, I only had an
unclocked one toilet, that's it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I went home.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
I ate a huge the Thanksgiving dinner and then I passed.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You got paid double time and a half, double and
a half. Did you have turkey this year?
Speaker 8 (32:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
The turkey on one of the sandwiches and the ordered sad.
Matt told everyone he loves Thanksgiving, but he didn't partake.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Come on, man, were open and it was great. My
next doornay, but he God bless him. Kevin Wallas, he's
uh y because Irish calic.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
He cooked up. I can't tell you what the hell
he cooked up. And I walked in at the perfect time.
They were just unwrapping everything and everything out of the oven. Nah, man,
it was turkey. The was I can't even tell you
what I there was a lot of everything. When did
you tap out on the turkey? I was still eating
turkey yesterday? That's crazy, right, No, that's the best part crazy.
(33:37):
That's going I tapped out on the turkey. You would
keep going turkey normally, not this year, but don't.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I realized we ran out of gravy, and I went,
oh right, turkey stinks without turkey.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
It's what about white bread and stuffy No, all, that's great,
you mix it together.
Speaker 13 (33:56):
With no man, the post, the post, wonder bread, the
wonder bread with everything like a grilled cheese. That's Chevy
Chase falling through a Let's let's bring up the Chevy Chase.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
The best part about Thanksgiving is the next when I
when I went back on the Greyhound to New York,
my cousin made me to two turkey sandwiches, turkey stuffing,
cranberry and mayonnaise on like that thick bread pepperd It
(34:39):
was like biting into a York pepper and taddy.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Bread. I felt like I was on Mount Everest. Did
you both? Did the girl behind your seat deal a lot?
You gotta be nice to Ron.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
He went up to Massachusetts all psych for this Thanksgiving
and getting back together with his cousin and his cousin
cousin's husband is a piece of He's abused him.
Speaker 14 (35:06):
I remember that, Remember the narcissistic Yeah. So they finally
threw sorry, so they finally dump.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Her ashes illegally the public park and her ashes turn
to bus because there's no flow the water.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Due I started drying.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
It's not like in the movies where they're hanging over
the cliff and there's the ocean and yeah, dude, it's
like a it's like it's a it's a thick gray powder.
But once it hits the water, it congeals and it
just sits there. And I'm because it's like, oh, she's
congealing in the water. And then I said, you know,
(35:52):
we should we should like we should around And then
the the fucking idiot husband goes.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
No one, stepping him out and getting into my new
cat flock.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Sohole, no, no, no, no, don't don't defend this guy.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
He's a piece of So.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
They're trying to do the right thing and and and
put the ashes in the pond illegally right, and it
doesn't move because they didn't.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Figure out the water thing. You need water flowing if
you're gonna throw ashes.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
The guy goes, I don't want that dust in my face,
so he walked up the hill and went back into
his car.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
I didn't know it was illegal to dump ashes in
a public park, so we went to disposal.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
So we went to the public park and Brockton, Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
The name of the public W. C. Field.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
So the park is named after W. C.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Fields.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I think it's probably and his cousin's husband wouldn't share
his vodka. Dude, he had a he's just a piece of.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
How are you drinking coffee when it's cloa and bak?
Well your first time?
Speaker 8 (37:04):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
You push it down, you put it? You push you
down in there? You don't you?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
I always pop that put it in the you put
in the slot. Bro you popping out? You know your
Let me that coffee like that? What are you a
fucking dog?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I tongue? Let me tell you something. I tongue the coffee.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
You know what it feels like a little piece. You
know that when dogs drink water, it goes backwards, right,
it goes backward.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
They curl their tongue. That it's a ladle. This is
a this is a tongue exercise technique.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
You you hardened the tongue with heat. You want to
drop away on the tongue for a while.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
You hearten your.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Tongue with heat and then when you, uh, what do
the girl say? She says, I'm hot and.
Speaker 7 (37:58):
She wants she wants to you wants to experience my
hot tongue from the hot coffee hard tongue.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Never he was trying to teach me how to do
I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Right stop stop, stopped if at his age he pulled
his tongue because you know what everyone says, everyone goes
just do the elf for bed.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Ask your question, ro, when you're going down on a
coolie hole? Is this thing? Is your nose finding the glitterist?
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
The balls are in the world.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Right stop, stop stop, I don't want to the rescue.
Great line, but shut up.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
While meanwhile, we have a we have a female we
have a female audience members.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
They're laughing? Usually they're okay, they live at get parts.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
We have of today, dude, we have a couple of
male guests, one of them being strippers.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, that's why our hair turned gray. We went over
that or white? Actually white, that's it.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
She says, mirror.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
She's sexy though, sexy, all right, No overnight, what happened?
Right hands?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
One right hair one right hand?
Speaker 12 (39:26):
Why you've got the eyebrow grays one on each side
perfectly look a metro the oh I got pull them
out I'm not gonna pull them.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I want to see how long they grow.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Maybe maybe I'm so, what do you do for Thanksgiving?
For real? Nothing? I ordered some to go food for
that's a.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Lot of people.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
What about your kids, they're American? You gotta give them
the Thanksgiving? There was no way I cook my mom.
My mom just had knee surgery.
Speaker 10 (39:56):
She wasn't doing it, and my dad was traveling and
we didn't have any time around Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
So there's nothing. But did you do the parade at least? Like, hey,
don't put it on the TV? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Nothing, man, just the day offs you watch on Thanksgiving?
Baby's toilet.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I actually joys the babyland. But if you're only, if
you're love, you watch it. None and you watch it.
I'm not a hundred.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Watch any mo.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah alright, you watch the Yeah yeah that hold on.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Just clarified because it's much of the Wooden Soldier Thanksgiving Christmas.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Some people think Christmas. I'll be all right. Well, man
had a shitty Thanksgiving. Ron had a shitty Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I told you, oh yeah, Giving was bliss. I work,
I cleaned nothing.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I ate like a mooch. I went to bed bro.
You can do that again tonight. I'm gonna eat like
a mo to night.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Look, I had a good Thanksgiving. I mean the Christmas
vacation was a little teacher all.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Right, but we got back on the Scotts. He never cries.
That's why I PTSD.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
With the basement.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Scot on my right room and he has a cry
room in a bast cry room.
Speaker 15 (41:22):
Yeah, we got a murdered room here, totally, Matt. Matt's
said he had it with this ship.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Tony, you move over, all right, I'm moving over, you host,
Tony P. I'm co hosting
Let's get the show on the road. Oh my god,
we're here at GIP arts. Ron the waiters here. He's
knocking everything over.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
He unplugged stuff, he knocked over the he knocked over
the plastic utensils that Joyce needed for her macaroni and
cheese that.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
She brought for everybody with. Joyce's here, she's gonna feed us.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
She's one of one of my earliest fans and has
never fucking turned her back on me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
She's here, She's like, do you think Matt's got some utensils?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because I brought mac.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And cheese for everybody, and she brought her own burner
to heat up her food for everybody.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So that's cool with that. I say hi to Mat,
the owner of GEP hats. Sorry we're late, but literally
Ron knocked everything over just as we were gonna just
clean all those plastic knives and forks off. Yeah, he
cooks Joyce right now. Joyce's in the house. Tell her
what you did, Joyce. Don't don't. Don't use the plastic utensils.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Ron knocked them over, on and then he and then
he and then he knocked all our stuff over.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So he almost fell down the stairs. He almost felt
over that. Yeah he went that way. Yeah he could have.
He could have done a header down the stairs. Stairs
would have looked all shitty. Well, how are you mad?
I'm fine. How are you?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, yeah, I'm good. I heard getting my back hurts, Well,
my back hurts. He was laughing to And I pulled
the lat. I was laughing to.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I pulled the lat And I don't even know how.
Maybe maybe what, Maybe the dog pulled the wrong way.
I split my side watching Key and Peel last night,
and I could I couldn't breathe. You were laughing, Yeah,
it was the one. It was the pawn shop where
he goes in he wants to rub the bag.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I haven't had a good laugh in a while.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I watched Comedians hear some ship Well, I mean like
watching a movie or something.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I haven't had a good laugh. I'm trying to think,
are you watching ship movies or I'm watching ship movies.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I watched Dear Santa but with Jackie Black. It's on Netflix.
That's one of these Christmas movies. And it started out
really really funny. It's the Farley brothers and the Pharaoh,
the Paraly brothers, and then uh, and then the whole
movie takes a dump root because all of a sudden
you realize why the family's sad.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
They're sad because their kid died. I'm like, what the
hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's a great thing for a Christmas movie, but they don't.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Even tell you until I think halfway through the movie
that the movie has a kid with buck teeth. That's hilarious.
You got a chubby kid that no one likes, so
then you know he wrote writes a He writes a
letter to Dear Santa, but instead of going to Santa
because he can't spell, the stupid idiot, it goes to.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Jack Black is Satan. I'm like, I'm man this movie.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And then Jack Black makes the kid desirable to the
Asian girl in school, and.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Then they go to a Coast Malone show.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Posty is under the spell of Jack Black, and then
like it's praising the chubby kid as being the inspiration
for his whole career. And then a stupid fucking dot
of a kid is in the audience with his date
and uh, and then post he uh invites him, invites
him on stage and and now the kids like what
the fuck?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He starts dancing like an idiot. And then I'm like, man,
this movie is good and me and my daughter were
into it. It's almost as good as Shadow Hell so far. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well then you know when you you're watching a movie
and you feel the drop off, but you don't you.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
All sudden, way, let's way, what, let's wait, what's up?
What's up?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And then all of a sudden they start talking about
a dead kid, and I'm like, ah, the Fairly Brothers,
you don't, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Did they get to return.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
To Christmas Presents at least?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No? Now? Because no, no, no, now.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The movie.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The movie ends with the kid coming back to life,
and You're like, no, I still feel like the kid's dead.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Why is it extra stock?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It was stupid, right.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I did watch him like thirty seconds with the new
naked gun.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh my god, I like that. Oh my god, it's horrible.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
My daughter said, my daughter's My daughter goes, that was
the only good part.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
My daughter goes, that is there a point to this movie?
She's smart? My daughter smart?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And I go, uh, well no, man, you know it's
all it's just an excuse to make the stupid jokes.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You know, this is what we used to do with
our movies back in the day.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
No, the only good scene was when they were looking
at their fathers and Blacky goes to OJ's.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Like, what's up. What, Yes, what's up? Michelle. Michelle is, uh,
just became a member of the YouTube channel. Thank you
very much, Michelle.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So then John and then I I told this on
the the other live stream. I do the other live stream.
I'm cheating on Ron right now now by hanging with
man from and as as most of you know. You know,
I lost my mom, lost her. Oh my god, she's
not not with us anymore. And I thought I could
(04:57):
handle it. I was like, all right, I'm good. I
said to buy buy to her seven years ago. You know,
I put up my boundaries. It's something I had to do.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm good.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
I think I'm good. And then it's pretty funny. Look cock,
make fun, to make fun make so all of a sudden,
you know, after.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Thanksgiving, we're starting to watch the Christmas movies, you know,
like Dear Santa with Jack black Then we moved on
to Christmas Vacation and I go, O Christmas Vacations and
it's the fucking attic scene with Chevy Chase and he's cold,
so he's putting on all the old lady clothes and
then he's watching the family films on the past Christmases
(05:40):
and winter and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And all sudden, modude, true story, I broke down. I
didn't say it was funny. We started laughing. No, it
wasn't funny. It's all right, you got you know your emotions,
my emotions. All my eyes have been just leaking. They
(06:04):
just keep leaking. They're just my assay leaking a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm not any I'm not on any of those those
fat pills. Oh oh thanks, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I can't eat. I can't eat a little less every
once in a while.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
I gotta check myself, but I just eat a little
less every once in a while.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
By some of the people. They need it, let's be honest,
they need it. But half my building is on it.
And I don't even recognize these people anymore. They're like
melting candles. Joyce, are you honest? Oh all right, good good,
you're looking great over you look good on that zipper. No,
(06:57):
I'm oh. I needed I needed you to translate something
for me because you're half Puerto Rican and a half
wait wait, Puerto Rican Cuban. I watched Channel seven news
(07:20):
in the morning and the guy says his name every morning.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I buy, I don't know what I don't know what
your name is.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
If they want to quizbey on how to spell his name,
I'd be lost.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
She's why we need her.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, I want her to start like, uh yeah, translating
some of these words for me.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Man, Oh my god, Hard Joyce, how are you, dude?
You got a Ruba shirt on?
Speaker 8 (07:41):
Yes, yes, yes, vacation, yep, vacation.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
When did you go to Aruba?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
We went to the ABC Islands in March for a friend, Sixtie.
It was very fun.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was too crowded.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
This was quiet.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It was too crowded.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I was I was near all the nice hotels and
like you you wanna you want to walk the beach
as the sun's going down?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You just excuse me. On the beach. It was more
than that. There's ship that washes up in a Ruba.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Tamps, saw some taps, saw some sliders, saw full bathing
full bathing suits.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh dude, the garbage. Did you immediately look up and around?
Of course you got you gotta look.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
The room was not noisy, it was quiet, and it
was nice. And then we went to the Bonaire and
then covers out very nice. Well, it was weird about
Bonaire was that the island is only habit inhabited by
humans in two sections.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
The rest of us all wild with animals and snakes
and all.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That was like, okay, no kind of animals. We didn't
ask did you see the wild dogs in a Ruba?
No wild dogs the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
My god, there's wild dogs with domesticated dog and the
people let their domesticated dogs out all fucking day and
they just and these dogs come.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Home and oh yeah, man, I have to have bougie dogs,
the spare handbags, not the big ones.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wait what kind of dog dog?
Speaker 8 (09:13):
No, I don't have. I have a cat. Get do
you like cats? At one point I hated cats.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, it's allergic to cats.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
I'm allergic to cats and dogs. But I'm an inhaler
for my little girl and I can't give it twice
a day.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But well, you're allergic to your cat and you have
you have to she's you.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Know, with her that orange and white and everything.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I can't naked. I want to make fun of you.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I was allergic to cats and I was extremely allergic,
but I couldn't take I could.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Get rid of them. So I sneezed every day because
of these stupid cats. Sneeze with a doggie.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Yours is typo allergenic, right.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah to photo. I had to go hYP hypologetically.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah, yeah, because it was a beautiful, beautiful dog.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Dog. That guy's a convenient dog, a pony. My dog is, uh,
my dog is.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Over eighty pounds, probably bigger than your little girl.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He's really strong.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And the problem is he's a cute food looking dog,
but he will rip your face the hell. He's got
the attitude. He's got an attitude of like a German shepherd.
But it looks like like the.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Only dog the long snap with the long teeth.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I can look.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
The woman, I can look at. My mother used to
have one, and it bit her when she was little
because she kept the dog.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Because she kept the dog.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
He was a show dog and she was and he used.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
To watch her, and she was a price fighter.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
She liked to play with the dog, but she also
pulled his tail, pulled his right and one time he
snapped at her. My mother, my grandmother in law, got
rid of the dog.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
He was reacting do you know you could just get
another dog's About three fifteen, my friend Glenn had a
Doberman and when I went over to his house, he thought.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It was hilarious that I was scared shipless of this dog.
And it would be in another room.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
He's like, oh, let's have fun now, and he would
let the dog out.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I would get hives. I got high. I got chased
by Doberman's when I was a kid. You got chased
by on my bicycle and there three Dobermans who chased
me down.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Him And did they bite you on the side of
the Oh, he didn't get I did somehow. I was
playing on, just crashing. But I never went that fast
before in my life. I was to be like six
years old. It would fly down his hill.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Really, there's only one Shepherds beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I love German Shepherds, but that's the only dog I'm
scared of. Me too, was literally because I got I
got bit on a paper out on the side of
the knee.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
This dog was. They didn't even allow my We grew
up in an apartment building, and in the apartment building
we had friends at hed dogs. But this German shep
was named Prince and this germancycle. They didn't allow the
door to be open in the apartment because they didn't
want him to come out and bite people. He flat out.
(12:21):
They told you, this dog will bite. But he was huge.
And of course you're a little kid. You think everything
is big, you know. But I love dogs and cats,
but I'm allergic to them.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
All great, all right.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
I brought my macaroni cheese with cheese sauce, a homemade
crumb topping, and then Gail Board Piscottiscott.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I've only met Gail once. I don't know if I
could trust her Piscani. She goes, I didn't make it.
I'll tell you, I'll try some Bob Scott.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
He likes a good wiscons You need to know everybody
who makes the food you like.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Ted NuGen No, I don't care.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Jesus in the morning.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
I just want to know unresponsible for Joyce removing all
her marriage.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh wait, wait, I'm responsible. That's happened.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Alright, alright, we got explained. It's been it's been over
a year, so we got explained. Tell us the mirror story.
First of all, don't mess with my Joyce. Close joy
Cheer's my number two fan. When I when I moved
to your number two, right, number two fans, who's number one?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Number one is well Starker Patty, But I don't I
think you were.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And the number one because Starker Patty literally was a
fan of mine before we were ready.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
She's a poor thing.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
She was the poor thing, is what we got to
get over here. She was on national TV because of
the snap ship. She was a huge Trump support. I
don't think she said, I don't. I don't think she
likes Trump anymore. She was all over the TV yelling
and screaming about how she can't afford ship, that.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Woman has two PhDs and what that's psychology and something
else we told remember when we took her for a
fiftieth birthday remember, Oh, sorry, I'm bringing up the past.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
No, I really don't know. I don't you don't remember.
I wasn't there well doing something.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Well during during the heydays of the show. We surprised
Patty for a fiftieth on the show or well, I
mean we really both of you knew what we were doing,
but we didn't really involve the show.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
We probably should have brought it to a strip club.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
We brought it to a strip club. And tried to
get her to get one of the dancers to sleep
with her. But they were all fans of the show
and they knew who she was, so she was surrounded
for a good hour with thank you. Now, this was
going to end up on the show, but they were
all disappointed. It was just me and this girl friend Island.
(15:23):
I'll never forget her, told gorgeous Leslie never found out
what happened to her.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
But one of the strippers, well, Joyce was trying to
get a stripper for stalker Patty.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And the stripper a.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Story for another day.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It was actually very we get cats today. That's what
turned our hair grave by Are you married? Yes?
Speaker 8 (15:55):
Now, okay, but the mirror story, you have to get back.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
To the yes.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
So ro what's the mirror thing again? How how is
it having sex with a strip I bet you they're good,
he's good? Right, Yeah, you can go into detail kissing.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Did he grab your like a bowling ball? Did grab
a seven ten? Oh? Really?
Speaker 8 (16:33):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So here's here's Mirrors are portals into the other yea, no,
it's true. Mirrors are portals into other dimensions. You should
never ever ever sleep.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
You should never have mirrors facing you when you're sleeping,
because because when the veil is thin.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Will they suck it to another dimension?
Speaker 7 (16:58):
When the when the when the veil, yeah, you goddamn right,
she bangs stripped. You bet to be canceled when the
veil is thin at three a m. That's when spirits three.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Am, because that's when the veil. They don't pay attention
to time. It's my story, please, And there are robbing
a bank, by the way, French French burglar. Yeah, French
burglar going into the Tony said, I look like Robin
Williams when he was he died.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That wip up roun all right, mirrors, mirrors three in
the morning, go.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Ahead, low vibrational spirits who feed off of energy.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
And that is a real thing. There are spirits who
feed off of energy. By the way.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Why that's why they call liquor spirits, because the liquor
will induce evil spirits, because the liquor will lower your vibration.
When you're sleeping and the mirror is facing you, your
energy is being absorbed by the spirit.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Your They are draining your energy. Don't ever, ever, ever.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Sleep with a mirror faces. As a matter of fact,
they say, when you go to a hotel. Cover the mirrors.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The spirits.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Have access through the mirrors because the mirrors are portals,
and there are there are spirits that are very low
vibrational that feed off of feed off of your energy
because we only have a certain amount of energy, because because.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
That's how they feed, that's how they get their energy
off us through mirrors. And do I promise you sleep
sleep with.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
The mirrors, Sleep with the mirror in front of you,
and then do it without it, and you're gonna you're
gonna notice the difference, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
So so that's the backstory.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
And Joyce decided, I'm taking did you take all mirrors
out of your house for real?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Because around the waiter? To be honest, you.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Did beautiful triple mirrors in my bedroom and I took
them right down off.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Do you have mirrors on the ceiling but you have
mirrors on the ceiling.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
On the top of my box, King said, which we did.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Not know to get that one, your old boyfriend with
the bowling ball and Joyce's Joyce's Wild.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
We bought the set, didn't realize until it was deliberate
that there were mirrors on you.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Did you realized?
Speaker 8 (19:49):
We thought, I thought This isn't what I would no,
I think, because I wanted a chandelier and I thought
it was clear glass that the shine would come through when.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
The windows at the top of your bed.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
I thought it was just like you know, the crystal.
They installed everything, and we're talking to the gentleman from
North Carolina and uh, that's where we bought the set.
And then he says, enjoy your set, thank you very much,
and he leaves and I sit down and I look up.
I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, how am
I gonna explain this? Oh my god, oh my god,
(20:25):
my god. So Andrew comes up the stairs and he says, oh,
is there is a scratch on this. I'll tell you that.
I told you I didn't want to deliver it from
North Carolina this And I said, no, no, no, not
a scratch. Why don't you sit next to me and
look up? And he looked upon me.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh my god. What wait?
Speaker 8 (20:46):
And then friends of ours came over and then she
says to me, I want to know how the handprints
got up the Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Carol guy.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
I swear to god, that wasn't not delivery. That's what
you call him now.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
That's yeah, that's your worst.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
That was no judge.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
The mirror thing. It spooked me, spooked me even when
I go to a hotel.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, you're besting with people.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Rol, you're trying to get me free mirrors.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You need the mirror from everywhere, all right, George, thank you? Tony?
Where you at with this?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Where are you at with this mirror thing? They got
to be made of sofa, bro, The mirror has got
to be made of sofa. You understand, because silver is pure,
it's a it's a pure thing. It's a natural reason.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
So when mirrors were.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Made of solver, yeah, and spirits could pass through, spirit
tinge passing through these mirrors that we have, these cheap mirrors.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
No, Dron's crazy, he's out of his mind.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Wait, but you're just as crazy if you think that
it used to happen with the silver.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I'm saying that they're saying it used to happen. But
if it happens, it's gonna happened with a silver mirror.
Speaker 11 (22:01):
Not not not.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Why why it is silver so much better than cramp
because it's actually a pure element?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Square wolves?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Whatever? Man?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, why the sovera kill?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Well?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
You know silver?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
We need more bullets. I don't believe in the mirror.
We need more jewels, you know what I mean. I'm
trying to. I really want I want to believe it.
Speaker 11 (22:21):
I want to.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I want to believe It's it seems stupid. N's a
little insane. But he looked like the tool to keep
them a line. He looked like the tool robbers from
Home alone. Can you Harry, he's both robbers, He's both
He's a combination of both robbers.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Stinky means, oh, man, was I was watching this morning
and I was yelling at the screen, bro.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
What happened you guys?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
You too going on?
Speaker 12 (22:51):
He was going off on Trump and You're like, oh
my god, we're gonna lose our Trump. You I started
with the chat chat please tune in on Friday, will
have a voice. I was telling them, Yeah, you'll be
on Friday and you can give your two cents. Tony
is a well we got a few MAGA supporters in
here right now.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well, it's just I think we got we got Scott.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
You don't even have to say.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Your Trump guy, right, you lost the stress? You just
any no macaroni, come on, it's orange. She gave me
a look of discuss. Wait, what's the problem with this
morning Trump ship.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, there was no voice for the other side. It
was just you. It was just it was just him
going of offending. But I also said we should wear
maga hats to build our audience. Absolutely, we were.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Talking about all the people Trump had. I wasn't I
wasn't bashing Trump.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
I was getting everybody president a great great.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's politics. Biden was bad with the parties. Look in
Trump's first term in four years, he parted. He parted too.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
He parted two hundred and thirty seven people. And Trump's
second turn only eleven months in, it's over sixteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Good for him. George Santos, good for him. Yeah, bring
George Santos. What did he though? Did you hear me
defend George Santos? I didn't know, because he's a fellow
Long Islander. I gotta stick up. Yeah, a lot of
dumb guys out there, you stand up for I got
dumb people.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I'm gonna give you a Long Island fucking list. Amy Fisher,
you go, Eddie Murphy, Mariah Carrey, Piano Man, Piano Man,
Billy Joe Yeah, and Billy Crystal. I saw the Billy
(24:53):
Crystal in a restaurant in l A.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
His it is shot, it huge, right, you see it.
I haven't seen his mellon.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I saw what's his face?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
A big no no, no, no no. I met him
when he was healthy and he had a big head.
It kept him alive longer than it should have. Absolutely,
he got a lot of nerves.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Power of the head.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Should be on that list of Long Island. Uh well,
I didn't want to mention.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I mentioned, give yourself, give you pro.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Tell you're the fourth famous, fourth most famous person at
your high school?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Who were the three people in front of you?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Go ahead, Anthony?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
No, no, no, Anthony wasn't at my high school. Actually
he was. He was down the block though, he was
a couple over. He was a couple of schools over.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
So I used to be the second most famous person
that come out of Harborfields High School.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I know who the first was, Mariah Carrick. We can't
touch that. But I had the second position I was in.
I was good, You've been dropped down the fourth five
thousan for so.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
We were talking about this this morning and I'm like,
I don't even think I'm in the top ten. So
I I checked it out myself after the show. I'm
in fourth place, still bitches, and I haven't done a
real show. And here who's still coming there?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Thank you for supporting me.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
It's like it's everything's typed out. But then you got
a right you want is written?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You want number one, Mariah carry okay, number two the
son of a bitch, and I want to like, I
want to take this to the school.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Jeff Hawkins do you know who Jeff Hawkins?
Speaker 11 (26:35):
Is?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
That Stephen Hawkins from.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Inventor, Inventor lawyer alone to come back out Jeff Hawkins?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Right, he's uh, what do you invent the fucking pom pilot?
Why is he still?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Do you know we should do? We should hold pickets.
I want to run school, me and Ron Scott whatever man.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
So dude, if the pomp pilot was obsoletely right, it
should have been number two on the list.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Should still.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
But not number two.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
But Jesus, I knew it. There was a reason I
loved you. Our third place is Sarah Whalen.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Do you know who Sarah? Sarah Whalenlympic SoC She played
soccer in regular life. He plays for America and got
a gold medal.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Play for your sister the other she played for your
mother's side.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Is there twenty other people on the soccer field? Who cares?
What did she do? I don't know. She wanted to medal,
big deal? Who should look her up?
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Big?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You want to medal? Right, the medals? Everybody gets the
medal now and then look at la creuse Number four,
bitches you if you don't believe me, there you go.
That's my phone number. I see, I see number five.
Is at least you're above a politician. John J. Flanagan.
I don't know him, meanither I know the Flingagans very well.
(28:20):
Was a congressman. He was Yeah, he was a congressman.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
And ye can I take it back one second? Why
are you upset that Santo's got fun?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
That's the only gay guy to be persecuted, like he's
a persecuted Tell you what I wouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Everybody loves the games because they're on the Democratic side.
You gay and your Republican go to jail.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm i I uh, I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I don't have a party, so I see it without blinders.
The problem with the George Santos pardon is I pardoned
him whatever, right, but he he he doesn't have to
pay you the money back.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
He fucked people over. He like, there's two types of
problem for how many how much million, like like like
a couple of million. So he there's two types of pardons.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
You can be part in, like legally, and then there's
another type of party where you don't have to you
don't have to give back the money like right.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
So so so Trump did both.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
He not only part in George Santo's He said, GEORSH.
Santos does not have to repay the like the two
point three million George Santos.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Donald, listen, I got a couple of tax bills. Something
horrible hooked up Santos. How about a Greek from Queens.
Come on, you know, look, my grandfather fed My grandfather
must have fed you the lackeys in the seventies or something.
You ate my father's dishes, don't be a preck Look
(29:46):
me up. I live at one forty uh go fuck yourself, dude,
boulevard Dude.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I'm with you because you know I Trump used to
do the show back in the day. I can use
a pardon so you get back doing fucking real radio
and instead of.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
This for correct we're on the right.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Sorry, sorry, but I'm thinking if Trump pardons me, then
I can go back and have a radio career.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Listen, man, it starts.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
It starts with the pickets sign at your high school.
We've gottum.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I got a story against so the flying against big
time Irish family out there on Green Law. Yeah, but
this is the this is the best. You have to
be old enough to understand this, Tony. Probably we uh
all the time.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We would go to school, minding our own business, and
next thing you know, we have like, oh ship, it's
an Asian thing. You're right with? Okay, you will know
if I'm okay or not.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Because of the Vietnam War, all the kids came over
to America. They were adopted by the Catholic families and
next thing you know, they're in our schools. Not they
don't know one word of English. They got the books,
so there they you know, they were communicated through the book.
Right he wait before apps.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And phones and all that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Right, And Sean flat again was actually from Vietnam and
he he graduated as as this is what off to
this day again. I remember him with the crew cut,
stereotypical Vietnamese kid. He's in our school system right fast,
forward he graduates. It's literally almost a valedictorian and kicked
(31:25):
everyone's ass. He didn't know English when he first came here.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah, but that's the thing, you understand, That's that's why
do Why is every bodega or what not?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
But the candy stools?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Why is every candy store owned by a Middle Eastern guy?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Because they work hard?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Because they work hard and they you know, an America
is not going to do that.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
America is not going to work up seventeen hour shifts
selling lotto to people getting yelled at about fucking the
course of a lucy you understand, for Lennies. And then okay,
now twenty years later, I've saved enough money. Now I'm
going to bring somebody over from over. Then you work
like a slave now to buy an old cool denim shirt.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
You want to talk about you want to talk about school.
You know what? The sad part of that whole story
was he came to Mark and his name was and
by the time he graduated high school his name was Sean.
They forced him having an Irish name. But he gives
his passport over like exactly, grad exactly, Uh not, I
(32:34):
already know how this thanks give was fucked up. It
might have been worse than mine and I lost my month, Tony,
How was your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Was absolutely excellent? I worked, Yeah, I only had an
unclocked one toilet, that's it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I went home.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
I ate a huge the Thanksgiving dinner and then I passed.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You got paid double time and a half, double and
a half. Did you have turkey this year?
Speaker 8 (32:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
The turkey on one of the sandwiches and the ordered sad.
Matt told everyone he loves Thanksgiving, but he didn't partake.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Come on, man, were open and it was great. My
next doornay, but he God bless him. Kevin Wallas, he's
uh y because Irish calic.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
He cooked up. I can't tell you what the hell
he cooked up. And I walked in at the perfect time.
They were just unwrapping everything and everything out of the oven. Nah, man,
it was turkey. The was I can't even tell you
what I there was a lot of everything. When did
you tap out on the turkey? I was still eating
turkey yesterday? That's crazy, right, No, that's the best part crazy.
(33:37):
That's going I tapped out on the turkey. You would
keep going turkey normally, not this year, but don't.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I realized we ran out of gravy, and I went,
oh right, turkey stinks without turkey.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
It's what about white bread and stuffy No, all, that's great,
you mix it together.
Speaker 13 (33:56):
With no man, the post, the post, wonder bread, the
wonder bread with everything like a grilled cheese. That's Chevy
Chase falling through a Let's let's bring up the Chevy Chase.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
The best part about Thanksgiving is the next when I
when I went back on the Greyhound to New York,
my cousin made me to two turkey sandwiches, turkey stuffing,
cranberry and mayonnaise on like that thick bread pepperd It
(34:39):
was like biting into a York pepper and taddy.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Bread. I felt like I was on Mount Everest. Did
you both? Did the girl behind your seat deal a lot?
You gotta be nice to Ron.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
He went up to Massachusetts all psych for this Thanksgiving
and getting back together with his cousin and his cousin
cousin's husband is a piece of He's abused him.
Speaker 14 (35:06):
I remember that, Remember the narcissistic Yeah. So they finally
threw sorry, so they finally dump.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Her ashes illegally the public park and her ashes turn
to bus because there's no flow the water.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Due I started drying.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
It's not like in the movies where they're hanging over
the cliff and there's the ocean and yeah, dude, it's
like a it's like it's a it's a thick gray powder.
But once it hits the water, it congeals and it
just sits there. And I'm because it's like, oh, she's
congealing in the water. And then I said, you know,
(35:52):
we should we should like we should around And then
the the fucking idiot husband goes.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
No one, stepping him out and getting into my new
cat flock.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Sohole, no, no, no, no, don't don't defend this guy.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
He's a piece of So.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
They're trying to do the right thing and and and
put the ashes in the pond illegally right, and it
doesn't move because they didn't.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Figure out the water thing. You need water flowing if
you're gonna throw ashes.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
The guy goes, I don't want that dust in my face,
so he walked up the hill and went back into
his car.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
I didn't know it was illegal to dump ashes in
a public park, so we went to disposal.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
So we went to the public park and Brockton, Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
The name of the public W. C. Field.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
So the park is named after W. C.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Fields.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I think it's probably and his cousin's husband wouldn't share
his vodka. Dude, he had a he's just a piece of.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
How are you drinking coffee when it's cloa and bak?
Well your first time?
Speaker 8 (37:04):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
You push it down, you put it? You push you
down in there? You don't you?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
I always pop that put it in the you put
in the slot. Bro you popping out? You know your
Let me that coffee like that? What are you a
fucking dog?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I tongue? Let me tell you something. I tongue the coffee.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
You know what it feels like a little piece. You
know that when dogs drink water, it goes backwards, right,
it goes backward.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
They curl their tongue. That it's a ladle. This is
a this is a tongue exercise technique.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
You you hardened the tongue with heat. You want to
drop away on the tongue for a while.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
You hearten your.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Tongue with heat and then when you, uh, what do
the girl say? She says, I'm hot and.
Speaker 7 (37:58):
She wants she wants to you wants to experience my
hot tongue from the hot coffee hard tongue.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Never he was trying to teach me how to do
I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Right stop stop, stopped if at his age he pulled
his tongue because you know what everyone says, everyone goes
just do the elf for bed.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Ask your question, ro, when you're going down on a
coolie hole? Is this thing? Is your nose finding the glitterist?
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
The balls are in the world.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Right stop, stop stop, I don't want to the rescue.
Great line, but shut up.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
While meanwhile, we have a we have a female we
have a female audience members.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
They're laughing? Usually they're okay, they live at get parts.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
We have of today, dude, we have a couple of
male guests, one of them being strippers.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, that's why our hair turned gray. We went over
that or white? Actually white, that's it.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
She says, mirror.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
She's sexy though, sexy, all right, No overnight, what happened?
Right hands?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
One right hair one right hand?
Speaker 12 (39:26):
Why you've got the eyebrow grays one on each side
perfectly look a metro the oh I got pull them
out I'm not gonna pull them.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I want to see how long they grow.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Maybe maybe I'm so, what do you do for Thanksgiving?
For real? Nothing? I ordered some to go food for
that's a.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Lot of people.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
What about your kids, they're American? You gotta give them
the Thanksgiving? There was no way I cook my mom.
My mom just had knee surgery.
Speaker 10 (39:56):
She wasn't doing it, and my dad was traveling and
we didn't have any time around Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
So there's nothing. But did you do the parade at least? Like, hey,
don't put it on the TV? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Nothing, man, just the day offs you watch on Thanksgiving?
Baby's toilet.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I actually joys the babyland. But if you're only, if
you're love, you watch it. None and you watch it.
I'm not a hundred.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Watch any mo.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah alright, you watch the Yeah yeah that hold on.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Just clarified because it's much of the Wooden Soldier Thanksgiving Christmas.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Some people think Christmas. I'll be all right. Well, man
had a shitty Thanksgiving. Ron had a shitty Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I told you, oh yeah, Giving was bliss. I work,
I cleaned nothing.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I ate like a mooch. I went to bed bro.
You can do that again tonight. I'm gonna eat like
a mo to night.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Look, I had a good Thanksgiving. I mean the Christmas
vacation was a little teacher all.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Right, but we got back on the Scotts. He never cries.
That's why I PTSD.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
With the basement.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Scot on my right room and he has a cry
room in a bast cry room.
Speaker 15 (41:22):
Yeah, we got a murdered room here, totally, Matt. Matt's
said he had it with this ship.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Tony, you move over, all right, I'm moving over, you host,
Tony P. I'm co hosting
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