Mom REALLY Didn't Want You - Live at Gebhards

Recorded live at Gephards, this unfiltered episode dives into raw family tales, from parental grudges and shocking abortion stories to Ron's chilling real-life subway incident The crew also geeks out over Heady Topper, the hazy IPA that ignited a beer craze, while dishing on everything from AI actors to religion and taxes with their signature dark humor. Expect raunchy banter, existential rants, and plenty of laughs in this chaotic comedy session. Join Opie, Matt and comedians Tony P. and Ron Berman.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are live and get hot.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Since the government shutdown show, the beers are flowing because
I think we're allowed to still buy beers with the
government shutdown, Right, Matt, you're supposed to You're supposed to
write it's it's part of the rules.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
But we are, We're alive in New York City. This
is my friend, Matt. The government beer government. What would
be the government beer?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
If you had to, if you had to put one
beer as the government.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Beer, what would have been? It would be Miller slip slit,
I'd walk. Oh, Milwaukee would be the government beer. No,
what's the skankiest beer?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Because we're because we're because we're skanky country, So it's
gonna be.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
What about natty Ice? Natty Ice?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Is is the beer of America? As we stone like
Keystone lights, we go, Yeah, we got a government shutdown
in America. My god, Bush Bush beer.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
All right, we don't have to name every beer. What
are so of those other.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Beers we got?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
All right, you don't have to name every beer. Ron
this is like this is like uh, he just keeps
looking in the fridge. Yeah, and then running back to.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh, this is the flashback from last week when we
did the rock trivia thing and it went on.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
It went off for three fucking hours.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, he gave us one hundred questioned Rock Tribune exam
with the Plano man.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Was the plane? Was the Plano man?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
And then he's bad because we didn't get the plane? Man,
what are you stupid? You have to go and watch
the last episode of Uh what what? What? Ron what?

Speaker 5 (01:32):
In the video by by showing that going Oh my god,
I fucking hate him.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You're frustrated, Ron. I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you,
a little frustrating, but we keep you around. I don't
know why. What beer are you drinking? N Yeah, what
beer are you drinking? Are you drinking all happy hour beer?
Here's your hand when you drinking? This is what I'm
talking about. You're frustrating. This is this is unbelievable. It's
a hazy touch.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
It's a it's a hazy torching crown. It just torching crown.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Sounds like the BBC.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
By the way, It's fucking delicious and it's like and
it's like fucking super strong. I've had three I've had
three SIPs and I want to get naked.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
And he's wearing the Boston Red sox fucking.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Way hold on the most important thing, and I'm gonna
say it again. Show me a fucking buy in New
York City where you can get.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
A ten ounce fucking.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Goblet for three dollars. Three dollars, three dollars. You can't
even get on the subway for three dollars. I know
that's to do fair.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Three dollars, hazy torching crown, the alcohol contacts like six
point seven.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's wonderful, wonderful.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'll be taking the first ten minutes of this podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Thank you, Ron, Ron, You're the best. And you can
get on the subway for three dollars. They just raised
it to three dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
This is the This is how fucked up New York
City is the three dollars subway fair. It's going up again.
It's NYC robbery Train's still filthy, late and dangerous, literally.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Paying more for a worse product.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Is this the This is the city we live in
and as congested as it's everybody, of course it is.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Did you see the video I posted squid Game New
York City?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
They got they got spikes now and they got did
you see it?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
You want me to show in the subway?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, by the way, hope, I don't want to make
it feel bad, but that things like going on like
five thousand views.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'll show you how it's done. Sometimes. He finally has
an Instagram reel that's take it off.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
Congratulations to Rob the way, and you don't even explain
the video. Basically, they got razor sharp metal, so you
can't like jump the turnstile anymore, jump high?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Huh these kids could jump way higher. Yeah, of course
they can. No, we're not showing a video off. Youre
not off your phone. I just explained it. By the way,
didn't you have problems on the subway? On the way
over here, I'm gonna oh, he's gonna come over Math,
all right, good, find yourself in right. Math's got the
Mets hat on the Mets. They choked, they choked. And

(04:12):
then you got this idiot with his Boston Red socks.
Don't socks him and him and.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Nick Nick to tros rush off.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
By the way, Nick to Turro is he's gonna lose
his mind. You know you were talking about the subway.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
You don't want to just give me one. You only
have to Ron Ron showing off because he brought a guest.
So he's full of jellies getting on me. Ron. All right, Rod,
we're trying to do well.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Speaking of the subway, so you know how it's common
that they have these like Venezuelan women.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So they have the Venezuela and women. They sell the
candy on the subway women. Who else? Is it I Mexican?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
It's yes, it's okay, but it's it's a Venezuelans, Hondurans.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
And they chuck it late, chucka late, chucka late, and they.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Have they have peanut m and ms and are they
selling it for their basketball team?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Nothing better than a thirty year old kid going, I'm
so encaraged for my high school basketball team. And then
you of course buy everything because you just want them
to leave you alone.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
That's fun, right, And and let's not forget that every woman,
every Mexican Hono and Venezuelan chuco, they have the kid
strapped to the back in like that that hammock. They
got a yes, like a burrito hammock. So what did
I see today?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
On the way here?

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Two seats in front of me, she decides, breastfeed.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh please, it's my it's it's it's.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
One of my guilty pleasures. But she breastfeeding.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
He depends on the back, squirming like this. So she
fucking sits down two seas in front of me, swings
the fucking hammock like this, looks around.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Lifts up on hips.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Out the black T shirt, and I'm sitting like I
got full view.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
And then the kid just goes to town. It's the
first time I ever wanted to buy a chuck a lot.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
Dr Now tell me you wanted chocolate.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh my god, dude, like she was hot. Did you
did you ride the train a few extra stops? Did
you ride the train a few extra stops? That's a
good question. The show takes precedent Opie, Wow, screw that show.
I'm not even gonna lie. I'm not even gonna lie.
And I want everyone to give give a guilty pleasure.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Okay, boobs, No, well, no, this is one of my
guilty pleasures. I'm walking around New York City and I
see I see a woman breastfeeding. I love that, and
I and without looking like a creep, I try to
I try to enjoy a little bit.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
No, it's nice to him because she's South American. It
was nice and Ken here's the name, because like, what's
it called?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
What's it called?

Speaker 6 (07:18):
The over le Ariola wasn't pink.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
It was brown an See.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
What's that Don Henley song brown Son and the bumpser
for the blond kids, you know that Don Henley song Browns.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I literally that was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna get
a chocolate.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Now, what's your guilty plusure? I haven't decided yet. All right,
you've got a guilty pleasure on something that it might
be a little awkward to admit. Here are you a voyeur? U?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
I don't know if you guys remember, but there used
to be a thing called roller blading. They used to
have roller blading ranks.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I like to call it inline skating because I.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Was really good.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's where it was.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
It was right above Billy's Billy's Bar, behind behind behind
Fenway Park, there was.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
A Billy's Bar, no ship, but right there so.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Billy's Bar, and at the end on the second floor
was spinners or something.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Members we get that there was a roller rank.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
It was a roller rank behind Fenway Park and that's
when you had the.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Floor guilty pleasure.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Let me let me tell you.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
So that's what the is and you know that the
area where you sit down to take the change and
put on your roller blades.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I don't know it was. But the girls, what did
he says? Word? What did he say? Alright, here's my
guilty pleasure is I would. I would.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I would sit down and like in the same area
where the girls are putting their roller blades on, and
a lot of them would wear miniskirts with no underwear gilt.
That was like my first expirits of seen like a
vagina live and you know what it's not like without

(09:20):
makeup and lighting, it's it can be kind of grossome.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
But then he went and bought some roller blades because
he knew he was gay.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Wait a minute, I saw for that. I remember he
grosss with the miniskirts and had no underwear pleasures looking
at vagina. I didn't. I just was memorized. Yeah, you
don't like looking into a Mexican cave that you got
one man guilty.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
You know, it's hard to uh to cycle in Central
Park sometimes the rubbernecking that and if you're not focused
on the road and you your eyes wander a little
little bit, you crash your scooter, but you lose power too, right,
because the blood goes out of your muscles.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Ah, there you go. But it's pretty remarkable the summertime.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I uh, yeah, well it was a year ago yesterday, I,
you know, had that ridiculous fucking uh.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't know if that's gonna work. Oh you bought
another mic? Oh oh, oh my god. Our guests brought
his own fucking mic. How badass is that? I don't
bring chop lever line. It was. It was a year
ago yesterday. I had that stupid uh scooter acte. Okay,
I'm all right. Yeah, I got a giant bump where

(10:39):
my ribs are supposed to be. Uh they healed, weird,
just one one giant lump. I got lump here, brom
What was the other subway story? You said you almost.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Skirt after like being after being absolutely aroused by Booby.
I I then get off the Times Square and now
I have to transfer to the two three Express to
come up to seventy second Street, right, and I get
on the subway.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
And it's rush shower.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
And what are you doing?

Speaker 12 (11:18):
Run?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Why do you he's furniture? Oh you oh, you need
to stand for your bell when.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
You So it's packed and there's the conductor's door like
right here, and there's a seat here, and there's one
guy and I'm right beside it, well you know, with
like that little cage, and the doors are here, and
I'm here, and there's a guy here, no fucking shirt on,
and like and then there's a guy standing kind of

(11:46):
like here in front of him. The train doors close,
we stop moving, and then this guy goes like stutch.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
And then and the guy standing in front just goes leaves,
you know, some white fucking finance guy. Everyone's moving back.
I can't move, like I'm literally we're just.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Wanted to see it. He was probably totally.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
We're touching, and he just babbles.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
And then he takes his elbow and he tries to
start breaking the glass, and everyone is just like moving away,
and I just I can't move, and I can feel
his right elbow hitting me here. I can feel his breath,
so my hand is my hand is here, I can
feel his breath on my.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Hand, and he's and he's banging the window, and I'm like,
all right, I'm gonna take him out, like I'm gonna
him out.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
I'm gonna take this. I'm gonna take this fucking guy out.
He's touching me, he's breathing on me, he's scaring everybody.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
He's tweat, he's tweeting.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
I was I'm like this, and I'm thinking he's saying
fuck you to me. So I'm like, all right, I'm
gonna take him out. I'm ready, I'm gonna take him out.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Here we go. Here. I was like, here we go, dude,
everyone's backing up, got no shirt on. I said, I'm
gonna take him out.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
And then I was like psyching myself up because I
remember there was this I don't know what movie.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
It was the Superman.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
No, what's the movie where the guy he puts on
like this.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
He puts on like this.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
It looks like a mesh bag and then it it morphs,
and then he gets every other movie. No, but what
that's a superhero. No, it's not Spider Man he puts
on him.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
There's some superhero. No, he's like, he's like, he's like
one of those bad superheroes.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
He poor shot and and the kind of.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay, so you know it doesn't matter to the story, right,
you know, it doesn't matter this momentum and you're stuck
in the mud.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
No, No, so he says in the movie like he's
about to be attacked by the entire prison population, and
you go, you.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Don't get it, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'm I'm not locked in here with you. You're walking here
with me. Yeah, yes, yeah. He's talking about two movies No.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
And and and he's saying he's about to get attacked,
and he's like, I'm not locking it with you, You're
walking with me.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
And that's what that was in the movie.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
No.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
Okay, So in your mind, when you're about to take
this guy, right, you just watch you stopped and you
started watching a movie.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
In your mind, you escape I was a superhero movie.
And then he just got off the prison scene.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
So I'm not joking.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I was like, Ron, you're gonna be a hero fucking
take him out.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Then we get the seventy second street.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
The doors open up and and and my first thought
is if there's cops on the subway platform, I'm gonna
immediately hold the doors open and go hey, seriously. And
I wanted to make sure he still had his shirt off,
because I'm gonna say, hey, there's a guy with a
shirt in car six five two six. I looked at this,
I looked at the numbers. I was prepared six five

(15:24):
two six officer.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Man, no shirt on? Yes, well, yeah, I don't know
the name. I don't watching Watson. You wanna all right?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
So I wanted to make sure if I give the description,
he still has his shirt off, because the whole time
I'm not looking at HIMAU if I look at him,
I'm gonna I'm gonna have to take him out.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
And I go to.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Look back before I step off the subway, and he
turns and he's leaning and hey, how you doing?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
And uh, he's fucking letting up the crack pipe. Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
He was smoking crack on the train, tweaking.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Wow. Yeah. And I was gonna take him out.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
I was.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
I was gonna be a hero. I came here like this.
This is literally smoking crack on the subway.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I think this is like a scene from Fight Club.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
I think, thank you forgetting I went from Booby.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I think you were both guys. I think you were
both guys. I think you were both guys. Wait a minute,
are you trying?

Speaker 13 (16:26):
So your whole story is you almost did something, almost did,
thought about it, right, I.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Was responding to himself, No, no, no, you're gonna responsible
by not hurting him.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
But your whole story is I was thinking about doing.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
So because like if it if its like we would
we bought the glass, I was gonna jump them. Oh
of course, well to break glass on a moving subway and.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Then the doors open and you just got off the
train and then I came here. Oh my god, what
a crazy story. Now we gotta hear it.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Dude, the next time, the next time I see Chuck
Achuck a la, I'm just gonna be thinking about tips.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Thank you. Well, yeah, I would assume you would. I
would assume you would. Oh my god, who's your friend?

Speaker 14 (17:08):
Uh Ron, So we have a little tree for you today,
Tony P.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Everybody, Jesus Christ, where am I going? Where am I going?

Speaker 5 (17:19):
By the way, Tony Tony PA performed all over the city,
Atlantic City?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
What's going on with you? Tony?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Nothing?

Speaker 7 (17:25):
Man?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
You know, just came in to hang out with you guys.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
You had quite a day.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I was looking.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I was you hit from the crack pipe. No, I've
never tried.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Stop stop right there. So your story, your story is,
nothing happened. You know how scary that was? Like the
whole fun We actually came in shaking.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Dude, I did say, dude, I was like, dude, I
was this close to like, I was this close to
having to do something.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
He's always but I don't know if it's a story
for for a show.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
You almost it's not a story for a show. If
I almost did something right, Tony.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
He plugged it. He called it right off the bat.
It was gay fight clip. That's what was it should
have seemed like. I mean, I looked back to see
if he had no shirt.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
That show.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
That's a little it's a little bit weird. That's a
little weird.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
You're you're You're Greek.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I'm Greek. I grew up in a story of Queens,
and now I live amongst the Irish.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
You're my brother.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I think I might be. I might have your cousin.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
I feel like I'm Greek, and I also am from
the story of Queens. The story goes, my mom name
me after her best friend's husband instead.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Of my father.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Do you know what, It's gotta be something going on
there right There has.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
To be this was it was meant to be me?
And you like my story?

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Tony? Do you have a story.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I have many stories?

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Well, why don't you see if you can talk my
fucking story.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
At this point, I would take any story. You'll take
any story.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, story with maybe like like a crescendo instead of
a fucking flat tire.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
What do you got when you got fresh tony?

Speaker 15 (18:58):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Do you know how to play the league? I don't
use Let's stick with the drums. You played the drums.
You play anything myself? You play yourself. I everybody plays himself.
I mean once you once you learn how to play that.
Nobody knows how to happen.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I had a drum set.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I no longer consider a hand job. My wife tries
to grab my penis. I'm like, no, no, either the
malpa better you gotta give me?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh my god? How long?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Better in my house? I don't want if they're better,
not for better in my house.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I gotta play those odds in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
That's what my roommates. By the way, that's what my
roommate says when the rents do.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Mathematical Did you have to? It's October first?

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Ron?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Did you how did you get? How do you get?

Speaker 16 (19:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
There's actually good No, there's a good question. So Ron
lives with a gay guy and he hasn't paid rent,
and how long?

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Well, I started paying rent. But I went a year
without paying rent.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
All right, so the first of the month, first of
the month, this guy but walk around his tiny whities
knowing he's got to tell his roommate that he can't
pay the rent.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Is that true? Rat?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Well, I always walk around in my tidy whities. It's
called it's called eye candy.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Did you take us? Did you take a side alice prior?
Or did you like, you know, prep yourself. Did you
fluff yourself prior to putting the tidy whities on him?
Either way, you know? And you know why did they
call that mincing around?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Let me tell you maybe a sock. Let me tell
you something.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
I know how that I know why this this guy
likes me.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Sometimes if I drink too much hazy, I p a
I'll have like explosive runny and it comes on the
side and it looks like and it looks like a
wash test and in my roommate cleans it.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Up toilet after you have the beer craps, is that
what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Or after you rubble one out?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
No? No, no, his roommate cleans up his beer craps.
Do you know what? There's his situation for real. So
he lives with a gay guy across the street from
the sign one of the sign fellow the house. What
the uh George George's parents George stands his parents house.
I live right across the street, all right.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
So so, so here's the weird part about a situation.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's not. The weird part is not that live with
a guy. It's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
The weird part is though, that the gay guy has
to walk through Ron's bedroom to get.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
To the railroad.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
The railroad, Oh my god, yeah, how many times as
he walked fast?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
You will do?

Speaker 6 (21:26):
I think he wants to railroads, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
For a Yeah, I'm sure it might have happened if
you want to he want what's you called the run
a train or run a railroad?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
By the train?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
You telling me you have a lot of pains, and
you take your profe You actually gave me My elbow
feels great.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
By the way, but I did a give.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
You know a man who takes a lot of ibuprof
and maybe.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You know, but here's the take a lot of IBU programs.
Your mother took a lot of programs.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
My mother took my mother, My mother took a lot
of Harry for JJ.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Ron's BM did take a lot of Harry, but JJ,
you know does right, Tony, you.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Know, yeah, I know about his mother now she's.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Like a very old lesbian still getting it du you
know now she does the rusty sis.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Rusty scissoring would have been better, all right, You guys
can work with that when your little shout.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
But my mother's my mother's she's Polish or polish women
have good skin. But I think it's the enzymes from
Mary Kennedy's that keep her skin nice and tight.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
All right, good for her. You don't even know if
there's a real story.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I don't know what's proven, right, He says his mom
is basically shocked up with a Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
We don't know what list. They say.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
If you want to reinvent yourself, go to where you
don't live and reinvent yourself. So Ron, I believe.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
What's the connection to r f K and your mom's lovey?

Speaker 5 (22:51):
R f K JUNR the Health and Human Secretaries commissioner.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Does something wrong with him?

Speaker 17 (23:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah? My my mother.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Who is a prominent bull dyke lesbian, her lover the
woman my mother left my father and I for When
I was seven years old, my mother ran off with
a woman and she's still with that woman. That woman
is our Fkge Junior's first cousin, herst cousin, first cousin.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Her name is Mary Kennedy, and she's one of the
funny ones. I forget. Kennedy's had a couple of funny ones.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
No, she's not funny. She's an angry, butchy lesbian.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
She don't like.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
You gotta call them studs. That's what they like to
be called, now, studs.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
What the lesbians like to be called studs?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
The ones that he called what he called them, the
butchy ones, they want to be called studs. That's the
new word. That's the new word.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Of them.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Said to me, I'm a stud. And then I looked
at her the right way, and she shook a little bit. Really,
she questioned her. I overstudied her.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, I understand what you're getting at.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
So I got a real one that still works, baby.
That's what I understand about the lesbians. They want penis, Well, they.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Have the fake why not make the fake penis into
another thing?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
But why does that to look like the thing you're
supposedly against?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
And don't like in the vaginal eating game.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
They got us.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
That's what it is, because they have their own you understand, like,
that's why I mean, I know a gig I can
can go down on a on a penis better than
a straight woman. So lesbian got that on us. First
of all, that's twenty years of bottender, and that goes,

(24:41):
how do.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
You know this? He's old school bartend. How many years?
How many years old? How many is? You boughtended about
twenty and before that I waited table.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Hold on you botended for twenty years. So you got
to have a good bartending story.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
My restaurant, you want to say, my restaurant experience in
and out of restaurants started at twelve years old, and
from twelve years old that went to forty five. Give
me one good bartending story, A good bartending story, A
good story about a fifty pig that wanted to do
stuff to me.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yes or yes, because it ends up like that the beef. Okay,
you gotta just kind of keep it clean for the stupid.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
You're a smart guy.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
It's called used in the window.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
It was it was late one night and this pig
she was hanging out at the end of the bar,
and I knew she was a pick because she was
hanging out at the end of the bar. It was
four o'clock in the morning. There was nobody else but.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Me and her.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Right, so she's like, uh, come on, let's get out
of here. Let's get out of there. Let's get out
of here at four o'clock in the morning to Sunday. Now,
because I work Saturday. Sunday, nothing's open. Nobody tells your
beer before noon, right at least? Then she's like, I
want a forty ounce and let's go get some kindles.
I said, all right, I went looking for the forty
ounces and we found some Arab guy who sold us

(25:55):
to forty Oh okay, so it was Thedagall you weed back,
then back, but then you had to go to Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
For a week. Yeah, to the corner. There's no smoke,
shopping everything.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah, do you have to buy the.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
This animal animal?

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Full Botship And she wasn't the first, knowing was she
the last, but full Boshes I got her a forty ounce.
I'm sitting in a passenger. She had a condle cord.
We start kissing. She ends up in between my legs
with my legs on the dashboard and she's going out
my ass.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well, bro, you know how many thanks thanks for keeping
it clean? I did.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I didn't keep it as clean as clean as you
could keep it for a full boship bluffs. Understand how
it works. She did what she had to do. She
jumped on top of me.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
She started riding me.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
When she was done, she opens the door and Squatch
just stops kissing, and she's like, yo, do you need.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
To ride home?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I was like, no, you leave me here.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I'll walk.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm good from all back.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'll crawl home from him from here. You know.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Next day she came in to the ball with her husband.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
She ordered to corona.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
I said, make sure you used the lime because it's
a disinfectant.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
But you know what, she's responsible because you're supposed to
your aid.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I still know her.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
I still know her on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Are still.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Your are tracking.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Matt's tomorrow? Back in Matt? That's that's Tony. No, you
can stick around trying to make room for everybody. That's all.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
If I move.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
If I move like this, there you go. You're kind
of in.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I can pop in and out. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good, were good, So maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
You work for man with stories like that. You know, man,
it's always like, don't exist anymore.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
The problem is the price of you know they do,
but the price of vagina is inflated. Man, Come on, Cardy,
be blew that up. It's insane.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Blew that up. When was the last time you went
to honestly a long time?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, I went to a strip club because the jackass
I know wanted to get married, divorced, get married again?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Asshole, aren't you married?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I am married? But if I get divorced, I'm not
getting married again, are you?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Okay, my teeth full out of my fuck and I'm
not gonna take my medication.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I'm just gonna die one day. You understand, understand.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
That's it. I don't want.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
To redo what the hell I did?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I forgot what the hell I was talking about?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Marijuana? That mad is a three and a half year olds.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Okay, that's a good name. Don't name her like Vanilla
or something. That stripper when she grows up.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
What's the story, totally, pet? What's the story with the strippers?
That was it?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
No, I went in there and they just attack you.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
You can't go in there and order beer and have
a conversation with your friend, watch the ball game, you know,
peak out the corner of your eye, and every once
in a while.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Give a dollar bill. They jump on top of you.
And it's not like I'll give you a thousand dollars. Well,
I say like this, you pull out just a little money.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's like it's like having bird at a fucking not
bird sorry, bread at the beach.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
The birds and the pigeons come from everywhere.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
There's none of that. I think they like, I think
you could, like, you know, put your iPhone and Apple
playe on their pushy right now.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, no one's using real cash. They've got QR tattoos.
They they got what.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
You're probably right, they probably do.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I fetch you. I'm just guessing. I mean, I see,
I see trends. They really they probably do.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Let's check your Apple pay.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Come on, that is unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
I'm sure there were strippers I have QR codes on
their boobies.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
And you can just right by the way, you know,
probably where the QR code is.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Why, right above that little thin here cut.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
It's probably a couple of different QR codes, depending depending how.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Much brown eye q listen.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
My father was in the restaurant businesses, and I'll never
forget what my father said about the Greeks. My father
was in the restaurant business entire life, and so he
dealt with a lot of Greeks because of the diners.
And he said, Ronnie God is my witness, there's nobody
more racist than the Greeks.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
There. He's like Ronnie.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
And he said, when it comes to the blacks, nobody's
working the Greeks.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
You want to know who was more racist? Who was
more racist than the Greeks? Puerto Ricans, are you serious
as just like the Greeks? Man? Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Any any Yeah, everybody.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Wax and the Dominicans and Puerto Ricans hate each other.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Well, no, they used to hate each other to get along.
They're getting along now listen, in the comedy world, they're
all getting along.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
They're actually following the union. That's why I'm sitting here
with you, bro.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I started in the Puerto Rican comedy world, and now
I'm sitting here with you guys because listen, because you're
not Puerto Rican. They figured out I was Greek. They said,
this guy's not Puerto Rican, said them is too different.
You could pull off Puerto Rican. Though I could pull
off Puerto Rican. I told you I moved into an
Irish neighborhood. They lost their mind. They're like a Puerto
Rican moved in next door. Then I made some lamb
and it was okay. He knows how to cook.

Speaker 11 (31:21):
It's good, but you know how to make lamb because
the lamb sucks unless you cook it right.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I know how to make lamb, and you'll never have
chicken better than my chicken.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
We're gonna take your show. We're going to do it
on my back porch one day. I'm gonna cook for
you guys.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Absolutely, dude, because the story is so Greek.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
I don't know what Holliday it is, but there's one
holiday where like everyone has sharing carts with.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Like lamb legs, like the whole fucking lamb.

Speaker 11 (31:45):
Like that's Greek Easter.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You want to know a crazy story about Greek East
and that my mother told me. My mother told me
when they moved into the neighborhood in Astoria, not a
black family's moved in because back then it was all Greek, and.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
The black family moved and on Easter like uh a
midnight mass.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
I guess. So the day before midnight Mass. They like
candles and they start, you remember that, they start roaming around.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
The streets and they do like a march. Oh yeah,
KKK was coming against you got the white ship on
white insane, bro insane.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
It was a different world fast then it was.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Do they still do that though? Like for the in astoria.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Like I'm a horrible godfather.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
You understand, my best friend no longer speaks to me
because I'm a terrible godfather. But he knew me my
whole life, so he knew what he was getting. You
want me to fucking baptize your son. You're a jackiss.
You're getting a horrible godfather. You don't longer speaks to me.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
But why are you a horrible godfather? I don't think
to the sun that's an easy it's an easy job. Though.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
I'm not gonna say I I'm not a birthday cat
a horrible godfather, but my god I lost my father
at ten years old, so at that point, your godfather
is supposed to take over and be like, you know something,
this is my fucking son. I'm gonna teach him everything.
This guy he really didn't teach me nothing. You know,
he had three sons. I get it. You had three songs.
He was union painter.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
What happened to your dad? Heart attack? Forty two years old?
A smoker.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
He was a smoker. But you know from the stories
I hear of his best friend who was my godfather.
He would let the guy eat fucking ten cheeseburgers at
a time. They would go to father heavy heavy, Yeah,
not heavy, heavy, but maybe like me, a little Greek
food is supposed.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
To keep you clean. Bro.

Speaker 17 (33:30):
By the way, diet, Mediterranean diet is supposed to be.
It's when we would go to the I said, I
made it quick and easy. I said it bad.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
My dad was so.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Off the boat that when we would go to McDonald's
he would order a hamburger and he would pull out
his own onion with a fucking knife and fucking slice
like this an inch of onion and put it on
his fucking hamburger. I would see how he would eat
his hamburger off the boat, but he would eat like
ten hamburgers with fucking ten.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Slices of money. Get it fresh. Onion plays the leaf, bro,
You ever heard of that? The leaf?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
You ever heard of that? He would play the leaf,
any leaf. He would pull a leaf off of a
fucking tree and put it between his a little whistle thing. No,
but he would play music like.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
The whistle.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, I pulled it off and I went, I did
it once I played.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
He used to be able to get a little whistle
out of it.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
But you're saying that man was ripping.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Play Metallica.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
There was no Metallica back then. Bro, I was ten
years old. Nah, he was playing some mountain fucking mountain jams.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
That was over.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Get me about his like gold or something. I don't know.
You know, it was different back then. You know he
came over here.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
He married a fat lady with a mustache. That was
my mother, and you.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Know he had no choice. It's like, yeah, go pop
out some I'm a living I'm a living abortion though
I think this was she had a sailing shot. She
was forty two years old in nineteen seventy four, and
she smoked with you had.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Every every mother's smoked back then. Your mother was forty
two when she had you back then. That is super insane.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
My father had me in a late thirties young told.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Me my dad was ten years younger than she told
me that she got injected with a shot of Saley
to get rid of me because you're not joking.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
So you're not fucking joking. I'm a living about you.
I'm literally living about you.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
They tried to abort me. I think I made a
martini and came out anyway.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I made make fuck a great chicken mother. The only
reason you're here is because the saline didn't work.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Because the salien didn't work.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Bro, Yeah, man was bleached or something. That's your opening story.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
That's insane, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
I'm sorry I left it for so long, but yeah, dude,
I love stories like this. I'll tell you why.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
The only reason I'm here is because my dad's first
wife died tragically at twenty two years old.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
So what what?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
My dad married his high school sweetheart, had uh had
my older sister and two kids he lost to crip
that he had a horrendous fucking early life and then
his uh, his wife died of a kidney disease that
he sort of can live with nowadays, but took her
out in her early twenties, I think. And that's the
only reason I'm here because then after she died, after
he warned he met my mom, Wow, you were crazy.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Step children. No, you have step brothers and sisters. I
got one. Did you do the math?

Speaker 7 (36:21):
Rn?

Speaker 6 (36:22):
He had?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
He had three and two and two died before they
were right. I didn't have the kids. Do you have children? Yeah?
I don't have kids. And the reason I don't have
kidness because we lost two. Oh ess what the hell
told me?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
I mean, you're like, yeah, bro, if you want to
bring me a beer, I'll have a beer. But yeah,
I grew up quick. My father died a ten years old.
I remember the day we.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Started before that, you're only here because the abortion didn't work.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Then your dad died of.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
But I wasn't aware of all of this until after.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
My dad died quick and da Did I ever tell
you my mom was insane? Do you understand my mom?
It bro insane Mom? Insane mom My mom, Mom, insane.

Speaker 15 (37:06):
Mom, normal, normalcy and you're straight Well listen your sorry, guys,
this is my witness.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
My mother's favorite movie is Mommy Dearis with the Coach.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
My loved that movie. That was a documentary for all
of us, right.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
That's real movie, insane, that's a documentary in our in
our family.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, mommy, yeah, yeah, my mom used to what did
your mom hit you with what is spoon? What isoon?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Well, the one spoon would break on the top of.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Mom didn't hit you because she was a lesbian. Yeah, so.

Speaker 14 (37:49):
There was the hot wheel tracks, hot wheel tracks tracks,
and then this is what made my mom sick, Like
our generation got hit, but she aimed for the top
of the leg, not not the butt with the fucking
meat up here.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, right in that that soft for your brothers were
probably got beat together brothers from abusive mother the way
I love my mom. Wouldn't it be how old are you?
A million years old?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Are you're just as old as me? Okay, seventy four? Okay,
wouldn't it be crazy?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
But what I'm saying is, wouldn't it be crazy if
we were like if I was the baby next to
you and we actually had conversations as babies that we
won't remember. But maybe we're attached like that because A right,
But all right, I know I've been getting through.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
You lost two kids. I lost two kids. I lost
a father at ten years old, handled it. I started working.
Why not tell me how you handle that?

Speaker 3 (38:40):
This is how I handled it because when when my
father passed away, right, I was ten, I was at school.
I remember they pled me out of school.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Everyone's like, yeah, man, you're lucky you're going home. It's
fucking whatever.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I got home. My mother's like, my brother was already home.
Mind you older brother, my cousin were there, my aunt
was dad. I was like, yo, this is we I
remember that morning too. I left and I was like,
you know why, dad, brother?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I have an older brother.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Because me and an old I really haven't spoken to him.
And over like a month, maybe two months or whatever months,
What are you a rookie?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I don't hate him like that.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
It's just I got one where I think we're over ten.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Got you have more?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You have multiple can about his brother. I met him.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
His brother dates a woman who owns a sex boutique shop.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Let's go that's actually he's not lying about that.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
She sells small over.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
It might be around yea a road trip one day. Uh,
she's by the way.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
When my father passed. When my father passed, I grew
up quick. I I started My first job was eleven
years old.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
He passed a ten. At eleven, I got a paper route.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I remember getting stuck in a fucking an elevator. I
got stuck in an elevator, yell at my thank god
my mother was downstairs or whatever. Uh and uh I forgot.
I mean I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
No, you forgot. No, it's not that I forgot my life,
it's just oh no, the kids.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Then I started working. Yeah, how did How did I
overcome losing your kid?

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Right, you're talking about you a moment I started that.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
I started working in diners at twelve years old, so
I was always bringing in money, always paying bills. My
mother actually said to me, your parent died. I believe
that your parents When my father passed a year or
two late, she said, you know something, when your father died,
your parent died. In other words, there's favoritism. So basically

(40:40):
what you said is your brother is my favorite, and
you are not go to work.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
And pay the bills. Really, absolutely, that's how I took it.
I mean, you said your parent died, like your mother
said your parent died.

Speaker 13 (40:55):
She said, your parents my father liked him, and motherfucker,
I'm gonna like the one who liked you die.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Correct. And the reason behind that is this shit goes deep,
you understand, Because when my drink like a fish, no
man to when I'm done. I saw a lot of
pot actually all right. But when my brother was born,
my father. This is how the story goes, at least
that's what they told me when my father was When

(41:22):
my brother was born, my father wanted a daughter so
bad to name after his mother that when it came
out of boy, he lost his mind. He didn't go
back to the hospital. He didn't want to have nothing
to do with it till it was time to take
my mother home the baby. So my mother held the
brut She's like, oh yeah, motherfucker. And then when I
came out, I guess the older I got, the more

(41:43):
I started looking like my father. She was like, oh yeah, motherfucker.
Well you know something, pay back, pay back to the bitch.
You know they say we get rejuvenated. I have a
feeling like I'm some sort of like a different version
of my father.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
You know, what's wade, How does a mother gets so
wild and crazy and fucked up?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Like?

Speaker 5 (42:03):
How evil is it for a for your mother to
go the one who liked you's dead, now go to work.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
It's Ladies' no. But I'm saying, like, your mother's fucked up?
My mother, my mother, My mom's normal compared to that ship.
My sorry, Mommy, I'm really sorry. I mean, I'm sorry, mom.
I love you, Toll.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
You know you got me to where the fuck I am,
But you still love She's gone, She's gone.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
When did you stop hanging with her?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Till the very end? Bro, I was there for her.
That's that's all you do.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
She wand to bort you and then reminded you of that. Dude,
I was there every day at the hospital. I fuck.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I basically lost my job in post production to run
back and forth for her. At the end, it was bad.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
They cut her back at the knee.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
But that's what you did back then, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
She had diabetes.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
She ended up having diabetes at the end.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Between you and Ron, your parents only had one leg.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
My father had leg I thought.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I mean, listen, no, his father lost both legs, Tod,
my father from the knees down, had nothing. Nothing.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
He had one and started with a toe and then
it went and then she was gone.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
But that's a pretty fucked up way to die.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
So if you want to take everything into whatever it
is and say, like you know, Carmer and blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's the last couple of years of her life were unpleasant.
So God bless your toe. Thanks Bro, Thanks, No, he
didn't actually, But anyway, I don't believe in you know
what they taught us about religion. But still, God blessed.
I don't believe.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I'm ready.

Speaker 18 (43:37):
I'm ready to I'm ready. I'm ready to praise a maker.
No God, No, okay, but I'm ready. I'm ready to
praise a god. I just want to know.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Which which one he's going. I can get you a
good deal with my Jewish God. Regretfully, I'm telling you
I can get you a good year is gonna held.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
By the way, Jesus was also a Jew and also
set on the truck of Lattle.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
One of us has a guy in here, Bro, and
that's it.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I want to believe in that. I want to believe
in a guy, but I don't like the choices yet.
I think eventually maybe we'll figure out what what the
real ship is. That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
It's not about the choice of bro.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Everybody Ron, you.

Speaker 19 (44:25):
Know this.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Hold on the guy was giving you with the ship?
Is that what you do? Hold on? Drop it right?
When you're talking to the guy who is deaf? Was
he doing? Now, don't bring up the death.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Wait a minute, that was Coco, Coco, the Gorilla member, Coco.
Robin Williams used to talk to Coco.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Was that the one the same monkey that was in
the Gorilla? All right, I understand what you're saying, but no,
this was a chimping. You remember that terrible movie?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
What was it? That terrible movie? You didn't you hear
the screaming Williams coming in from sky Watts? Oh yeah,
what's that movie?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
There was a movie and it was a monkey and
they took it by congo. Anybody said, congo. What a
horrible movie that was. But it's a great, horrible movie,
Like I could keep watching it, watching it.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I kind of get that. But where are we at
with this? We're about to drink a beer. Yeah, let's
do a beer. We do beer. What are you doing?
I don't know why you're got a heavy rick?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Care anything?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
All right?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Listen, we do beer the week here, get hoots every
every every time we're live, and get.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Hot mill of high life. Baby beer.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Can I have one of these? I don't want to
beat the ship away.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
He's by the way. First of all, he's a marine
and he and he has in his fucking.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Trial on second. Bro, let me tell you something right now,
if ship with to go down right now, if ship
with to go down right now, I'm not looking at you.
I'm not looking at you, and I'm not looking at you.
I'm looking at this guy. This guy's gonna get us
out of the ship.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Do you understand.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
This guy's gonna get us good weed, You're gonna give
us a good time. You're gonna be logical.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Maybe now he sound sabotage it with this guy. I'm
not anymore, Rod.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
You learned things. That's why I say I still love
my mother because without that, you know what I mean, without.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
That growing truck.

Speaker 12 (46:37):
By the way I've lived, I've lived a long time
at this, at this moment, and uh, that's the craziest
fucking monstery I've ever heard, ever, ever, And I've heard.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Some good ones.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yeah, bro, And I'm still standing. I'm still alive, talking
about mom.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Telling me what about when my mother scissored me? And
with my head all right, all right, right, right right.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Me?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
And that's a little even like more. I'm sorry you
want to go down. We don't that.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
That's insane. But you know something, I mean, your mother's
married or whatever. She's eating the box of rfk's first Kennedy.
That's got to be the healthiest. Musty scissor can I
got to be the healthiest box. Listen, you're you're you're
from Americas, peanut. But you know that Kennedy's have very
distinctive buck teeth. You know when they do those political cartoons,

(47:36):
when they do a Kennedy, they got the giant buck teeth.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Mary Kennedy r f K judis first cousin, has a mullet,
and she has exaggerated buck teeth.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
And you know what she does with that bu teeth.
Tony Clitterist say, I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know.

Speaker 13 (48:00):
We get kicked off, but it's a medical term. You
get kicked off so many fucking All Right, let's got
a map. We're gonna do beer the week, like you
introduced the beer that ruined America. Yeah, this is the
beer that ruled America America.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
He'll topper Eddy Topper was later. Yes, it's an it's
an ant named Eddy Topper. No, it's a beer called
Eddie Topper from Vermont the Alchemist Brewery.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Toper.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
That sounds like the girl that ate my ass, and
I bet.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
You, I bet you looks like this stuff too.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I mean, listen, I'm does it taste good to some.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Me?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Just drop me off on the corner. I'll walk home
from here.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
There's a very good story behind this beer anyway. It's
one of the first. It's one of the first New
England style I pas, which is a hazy type of beer. Right, baby,
I used to work in a beer so I mean
the classic.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
I don't need to be a garden that you work at.
And it's a weird gardy that's no longer there. It's
like a long ago, early two thousand maybe I don't
even remember, man, maybe twenty. A lot of gray hair
and the crazy story about that. On my fortieth birthday,
No not my fortieth, my thirty something birthday, my friends

(49:20):
decided they wanted to be jackasses. Right.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
We were having a my wife had a birthday party whatever, So.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
They want to take a group picture, so they pulled
my pants down when the picture was takerfect. I'm somewhat
of a newist, you understand, And I don't. I don't,
I don't. I don't care about that. Like if my
pants would have gone down right now, I don't care.
So the next year you don't care.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I don't care a shit. Man.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
If my cock was hanging out with you, you might care,
but I wouldn't care. If my cock's hanging out, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
But we had a karaoke and like it was a
ball like this.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
So there was karaoke at a ball. My rubbed my wife.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
She said, okay, it's open bar.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Everybody got a fucking bracelet and we're singing it. I
pulled my pants out. I fucking I started streaking through
the play. My cock was hanging out. I was singing,
fucking living on a prayer.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
It was.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Amazing time of life and I was boughtending maybe I
don't know. A year or two later after that, at
that beer garden and some guys like he comes out
of the bed and he's like, yo, dude, I know you, bro.
Where do I know you from? You're the guy with
a microra? Absolutely no, Well you know something yet, I
have a picture of it if you'd like to see it.
But I saw it in real time.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
But yeah, he he was like, he goes, yeah, dude,
he goes.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
We do fucking running around naked like six months ago,
fucking singing, living on a prayer. I was like, yeah,
he's goes.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
You're the fucking cooldest short I haven't met in my life.
Was that you won't be you that told me that.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
You said I seen a living man.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I think I would have to give you a little
respect though. I think, well, if I was there, I
think I would have to hit the notes. I hit them.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Oh yeah, I can't hit him anymore. I mean, you
know I can't hit those. I gotta ge kicked in
the nuts now.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
All right, So back to back.

Speaker 20 (50:55):
No, it's a good story behind uh beer the week here. Anyway,
this one flew out of the gate like wildfire. Everybody
was was enamored by this beer.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
When it first came out, it was people were buying
empty cans for twenty dollars just to have this thing.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Went stupid, it was crazy. It was the craziest thing
that you don't make this. I don't, I don't. I
wish I'll do. Wait, so why why were they spending
twenty dollars a can? They just want to have? Because
it's hard to get right, it's only limited for sure.
For sure. One of the qualities buying it. It's a
new style. It's pretty good. People love it, But I

(51:35):
don't know. It just took it took you know what.
That's probably like an influencer posted it and that was it.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
You don't remind me of Remember that that big craze
a little while ago. Everyone had to have a Stanley?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Oh remember that, it was on the news. You couldn't
even order them. They were running out. No kids got it.
This a water bottle. Ship, it's a water it's a
water bottle.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
It's a water bottle.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
And uh, it became a huge trend. We had to
buy a few. We had to buy a few for
our kids.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Is there a connection between that and the office? Yeah,
they keep showing the guy Stanley from the office. It's
always okay, but remember that.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
Let me not finish the beer the week anyway. So
it's one of the originators of the hazy style. And
now you can't go anywhere without being overwhelmed by hazy.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
They're one of the first ones as far as I know,
pretty close. Yeah, that's the first big one, first one
that hit the market. You're talking about with hazy hazy?
So holdzy and I find hazy.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Wow, hold on, I do want to ask you question.
So before hazy there were I pas. Yeah, So are
you saying hazey is a relatively new yes.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
What would you within the last fifteen years?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
So let me ask your questions the oldest, one of
the oldest brewing fucking facilities, monks, whatever winds.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
The fun that's cloudy, that's cloudy. Yes, that's a week.
That's a week suspended protein from from the un multi week.
That's a cloudy.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
It's just that's that, you know what the Keida life is.
The Keida life is to know about a few sentences
about something, like you know something, and then fucking straight
away you just started sucking putting science on it. You understand,
you don't know about science. I know about abortions and fucking.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Bro drinking German Mirror. I read the first two sentences
of every news story and.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Then you know it all.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah, you know, because then you can set up somebody
else and they'll do all the heavy lifting on that ship.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
So all right, So that's it. It's back again. It's
it's still That was Chris Freddy.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Chris Freddi just texted.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Me what's he doing? Is you a right?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
How is he not doing? Sitting in Florida?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (53:53):
By the way, this is what the name Heady topper
I was thinking of. By the way, what movies is from?
Hendy Lamary Lamar?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
What movie is that from?

Speaker 21 (54:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
I know what it is, lazy Saddles.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
I was like, By the way, the last time I
heard the word Heady was Hetty Lamar, but they would
say Headley.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
She was a sex symbol in Hollywood. But I think
she also was a rocket scientist. Headley Lamar was the guy.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
He was a guy, Headley Lamar. Headley Lamar was the
guy from he was from Carol Berntchell character.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Right, all right, but you are thinking about there was
a woman who was an act, a famous.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Act sex symbol. Yes, and she also was a rocket
side and she like I think she invented wi Fi herself.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
Yes, no, she didn't know, but she was instrumental in
World War two.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm going to google. How do
you spell Heady Hedy Lamar? Wait, man, I'll do it
to Hey, hold on, I want to do this. Now,
what's the name of the actress again? Hey, was Headley
Lamar the sex of a Hollywood starlet? Was she a
rocket scientist? The technology was a male villain and then

(55:24):
the male villain right now that this phone came up
with the answer no, I now that she invented the
smoke showing Hollywood, and she was she can download my
picture now. I know that you know that she was brilliant.
She was brilliant. On top of that, and she invented

(55:45):
Wi Fi. Hold on, wait a minute, to the Spanish king.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Little name here the week.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
By the way, guess who else here the week?

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Jack Jack Black's mother is actually like a very famous
like sciences.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
That's Jack Black's mother was like crucial, which one all
this is good.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
This ship is good, man, it is It is hayy baby,
it is hey ey.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
I tasted a lot of china.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
One of them and this beer put them all into
one glass. This is the flavor of a thousand vaginas.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
It's a lot of East, a lot of Wow.

Speaker 17 (56:43):
That's a wild I like it's a big it's a
big one eight and a half.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
I think I want to tell your mother straight. I
want to take a shot at it.

Speaker 9 (56:54):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
You can't handle.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
I can't take your mother away from I want to
take your mother away from Kennedy.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
I want to die unless your peters and balls look
like a cactus to get it.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I'll talk.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I can't talk front now, come on, brod dr wild horses.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
What do they call that? My mother had a vibrating
CACTI this thing all right?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
I like to shut up as we're all right, Jesus,
I think this thing was supposed to be aborted.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
It must have been a reason, maybe on the seconds
the he's the gift that keep your mom sucks at abortions.
You stuck at abortions. She couldn't even do that, right?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
What are you talking about? That?

Speaker 12 (57:39):
Is that really?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
That real story I will see was supposed?

Speaker 7 (57:44):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
What were able to make up that story?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Why? Why don't she go in for a second time?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
I guess it was too far along? She was fat,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Maybe she was so she saw you. It's possible. I mean,
I I don't know, man, I really, I guess she
didn't live upstairs anywhere. No, we lived on the first floor.
It was first floor. It was three steps. It doesn't bring.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Man, That's why I tried.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
I guess you didn't have a jump rope.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
No, it was jump And she was a heavy set woman.
I'm telling you, big big woman. She pretended like she
was loving.

Speaker 22 (58:19):
But not to me.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yeah, you go talk to your brother, man, so even
a month and.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
I might have spoken to a couple of weeks ago,
But I don't know. You know, he's one of those
guys that I don't like to talk politics.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
You count one of them in your family too.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Yeah, but he's he doesn't vote, so I don't know
why he's mad about either one side or the other.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
You understand, it's just all I don't care who's watched
this right now.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
We all have the one person in our family that
fucking can't stop at the politics.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
And then you get and then we got one in
my and and my cousins.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
I had in my brother's defense. Okay, I'm gonna defend
my brother right here and say he didn't directly say
it to me. He went around posting ship on social media.
And it's like, you know something, if I get into
a phone call with him, it's gonna turn stupid. But
that being said, the last phone call that I had
with him was a very pleasant phone call. It lasted
about a half hour forty five minutes, and uh, yeah,

(59:19):
I just don't really have anything to say to him
serious politics. No, not that he just doesn't really got
much going on. You know, he bought you need a
bartender looking for a job.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
He's an old dude. He won't try to fuck your staff. Good.
They'll leave it to you guys anyway, don't much. Yeah,
well he bring him to send it by, Huh, send
him by. We'll talk.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
I'm gonna send him by. I'm honestly gonna send him by.
But you gotta give him like a you know, like
a Sunday. You got to you you play the game
to some of them. Yeah, give him something, give him
something where it's not too much, but not to like ron.
You understand. You can't give run too much because he's
gonna fuck himself up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I don't want anything.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
No, I'm saying the bangard and you're telling me you know,
it's I get it. It's it's it's harsh. It's harsh work.
I don't That's why I don't do it anymore. I'm
a handyman in South Bronx.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yet I moved a handyman at South Bronx.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
You need something fixed?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Are you responsible for that building?

Speaker 19 (01:00:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Actually, but it was it was a block away from
where from where I worked.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Well, that's why I said it because it's we had
a building collapse in New York. It's not it's already
it was as explosion.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
It was a they've been working. I think the chimney
blew up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Basically the jan the chimney shaft that was attached to
the side of the building that went to the uhcinerator.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Correct, you know you could throw the trash and go
all the way out of the cinerator before the collapse.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
There was a gas explosion.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
And right after the gas explosion, we're talking twenty one
stories of a of a fucking chimney just collapse.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
That's nobody got hurt, actually, because the chimney was built
on the outside for.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
The bricks on the back of it, thank god, thank god.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
But yeah, they've been all right, they're changing the gas lines.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Listen, that's that's getting crowded, man, listen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
But we want to talk about that movie before I listen,
before we got the other dumbest movie in history.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
All right, listen, right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Before we go, this is this is pretty I know
this is this is I know that this is kind
of stunky and I don't know how you explain it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
And it's very simpson esque. It's very Simpson s so how.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Something happens in in uh in the world and then
the Simpson has had a fucking episode.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
So there's a movie that came out in nineteen ninety eight,
Nicholas Kate starring Nicholas Cage in a movie called in
sixty Snake Eyes. Nineteen ninety eight, Nicholas Cage started a
movie on Snake Eyes. The similarities between that movie and
what happened. Unfortunately, Charlie kirk is uncanny on Kenny.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So here are the similarities. This is really fucked up. One.
The name of the character in the movie is Charles Kirkwood.
I'm sorry, Charles Kirkland. That's right, who plays Secretary of State.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
The assassination method in the movie is Charles Kirkland is
shot in the neck. The suspect who shot Charles Kirkland
in the movie, the character's name is Lincoln Tyler.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
The rail shooter who.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Shot Charlie kirk is Tyler Robinson.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
The name Tyler.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Here's another thing. In the movie, he's originally actionally from
New York. He was born in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
In the movie Charlie kirk Charlie Kirkland is shot on
September tenth mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Charles Charlie Kirk is shot September nineteenth, same day, same
basic to say, the same day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
And here's the other thing on the brief. So there
so they were both so they were both shot on
September those days are what kind of notes are you writing?
Because he draws pupa care surely I think he's writing

(01:03:40):
a different language. He's taking out. He draws pupa cares insane,
that's insanity. Manifest similarities. And here's the last one.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
Okay, the political undertones are almost the same because it
centers on the Israeli Palestinian conflict.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Huh, dona, No, No, it's gonna be yunker boor tomorrow.
Do you think that Yahoo's also a monster? Do you
think he was the producer on the movie?

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Yeah, I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Do you think he's a monster too? Do I think?
Do you think that Yahoo's a monster too?

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
There's bad on both sides, that's all I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
You're wearing a Boston this fucking yah. Your motherfucker started
throwing the fucking ship in the fucking river, and you
said this is no more fucking tacks now, we're paying
fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I blame you guys from hold on, you understand when
where did it all go wrong? Why is half of
my money going to the government. You got sucked up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
There was no tax on tea, and now we're paying
fifty percent.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
They try to get rid of it in Boston. Yeah,
they threw it in the fucking in they called the
Boston Tea Party. They tried that was no taxation without living.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
In stupid times because there's not a When was the
Bible written thousands upon thousands of years ago?

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Since then, there hasn't been a Bible worthy story. Nobody's
able to fucking come up with a story.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
In the cart follow.

Speaker 9 (01:05:15):
Ship from fucking thousands of year. This is insane, bro,
I love that concept. You would think we have one,
no addition, no add on, no nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
This is stupid, no sequel, nothing for the paperback, nothing,
nothing stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Not to be a reader a ton of stand that show,
all right? Not to Tony, she laughed, Well, I don't
even read the Bible.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
I've never read the Bible.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Probably the Bible is they waited six hundred years to
write the book six Can you imagine waiting six hundred
years and then going I think I remember something about
it than it's insanity.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Some guy was telling me that there's in I don't
know if it's the Korana in some other version of
the Bible, that they was switched you understand, like Brutus,
the guy who fucking uh and maybe like Brutish who
switched right. Brutus turned to Christ in right, and they're

(01:06:14):
saying that in that Bible. The way it's written is
that Christ when he was carrying across, he was saying,
you got the wrong guy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
You were at the wrong guy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
So technically Christ's inside went into Brutus. So Christ wasn't
the one getting crucified. It was actually Brutish.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
And if they don't fucking nuts, it's not like beefcake,
it's it's judas. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
I call fans only only fans.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
You stand.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
I don't understand. I want to tell I don't know,
but she's a fan. I hope you're a fan. Now,
Tony p comedy. You can find fine on Instagram. I
do comedy. I'm a little perverted, so a little bit.
I haven't gotten you thrown off, man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I think everyone should follow Tony considering he's that he
wasn't supposed to be here.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Yeah, correct, I'm not supposed to Maybe the next Jesus
I fucking died and a woman I came back three
days later.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I'm coming out. There goes to diarrhea.

Speaker 23 (01:07:15):
I'm coming out anyway. I have a fucking Martini. I'm
the new Jesus nineteen seventy four. Baby, I understand black people.
They look at me all I want reparations. I came
in nineteen seventy four. Motherfucker, I didn't know a slave.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
What do you telling me? Yeah? Your mind?

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Well, yeah, out of your mind.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
All right, listen, what is what is your T shirt?
Say so scoofy and dead broilthy dead. All right, I'm dead.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Apparently this is going to be the name of my
first half hour special, but I have no idea. My
bather gave this to me, said, I got a bunch
of T shirts I made, I'm giving them out for Frisks,
and I put one on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Somebody said, now you're gonna name that you're special act
to that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Well, now right now, it's my it's my sex life.
It used to be found that's the greatest.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
That's the greatest. Dad dad joke I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
I'm not even dogs and.

Speaker 21 (01:08:05):
I'm not doing choke work, thank you. Oh man, I
have dogs. You got dogs, You have a dog, You
have children and dogs. I don't just have dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
His dog. You have a dog to forget it, golden doodle,
because I'm allergic to dogs. I'm allergic to dogs. Dog,
will your face off? I got him police training. He's
cool and tough. Yeah, yes, your face. Yeah, it looks
like he just got his hair down at all. But
I'm gonna you, so this dog got a yeah it

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get it. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
I have a I have a friend chet and and
they're old ones where I'm thirteen years old, twelve thirteen.
So she's got liver cancer with Dylan.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
She's ready for it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Man, listening. The problem is my wife always goes to
the vet with me, you know what I mean, So
I never have the chance to say, hey, honey, you
know something, the dog's not coming back. She always wants
to just get us in more debt and more that
and more that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Yeah, both dog.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
She just keeps eating and trying to kill herself, you understand.
And I'm like, I tell my wife, I'm like, maybe
the dog's trying to die. They shouldn't want me as
her fucking father anymore, and she just wants to die.
Let a perish, bro, Why.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Do you keep saying it's like your mother treat It's
like your mother.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Your love mother and the dog is the way hold
on either question? Was sailing a method of an abortion? Obviously?

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
I thought sailing, dude, I thought you sailing to clean
your contact lens.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Dude. All I know is my mother said, you know,
I got a shot, you know, washing off all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
The baby got a shot of.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Maybe my fucking dad punched her in the gut. Maybe
that was that. I don't know, I haven't been.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
If you want to get back to someone allegedly to
just do a couple of squirts of Sally and what
they're drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'll let you out of the podcast.
I'm not gonna look stupid on my own five hundred
dollars bag. By the way, Tony, yeah, what a fucking pleasure.
I think. I think, what about the dogs? So they're
just dying and you don't want to spend the money.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
I love my dogs. I love my dogs, by one
of them. I always we always spend the money I'm
in so much debt, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 19 (01:10:31):
But I spent two hunds on a guinea pig, two
two hunch my daughter with those with those big blue eyes.
I'm like, and I drove two and a half hour,
drove two and a half hours in my bed with
a guinea pig and a half hours and there's two
hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
And the guys like this fight work. Do you have
my warrants? You have petiture? I don't got no pen insurance?

Speaker 10 (01:10:56):
Do you have petituing my and my vet was cool.
He's like you sure, you're sure you want to spend
this money? And I'm like, and I'm like my dog,
but hold on, why don't you have a petan work?

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
If you have a church for your your children, why
don't you have in church for your dog. Maybe I
don't want to do I don't believe in fucking insurance.
Maybe he's scar then maybe's but.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
I'm asking you, like, if you have ped insurance and like,
this is you and you go in, it's talking to
cost you ten thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Dollars fair enough. By the time the dog, God forbid
that I spent my ten thousand dollars, I hate it shorts.
It's the biggest scared like the world. A sure knows
the marine. You understand the marine owns a shotgun. There
is no You might be the only one here without
a Well, I'm in good hands.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
You understand that I don't have a piece, but I
know who has the pieces.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
I know where to go.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
So now I drive a gray Kia. It's got peanut
butter interior. So you see me coming. For anybody sees
me coming coaching driving way, you understand. Just let me Tony.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
He's safe. Tony peanut butter and a silver Masta might
be a silver Masta.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Okay X five so that one, no, no, no, no,
that's me cool. I don't it's saying that it's safe.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Okay. You don't drive a Prius.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Oh fuck no. I don't drive a pis what I
don't drive it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
I don't drive a drive, drive a smart car. I
drive a man's car.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Drive a pickup truckt a Lincoln, Yeah truck, try gotta
pick up. I DRIs on it now, I mean, come on,
it's it's impractical for me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
I have a p s O. I don't need to
step up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
You ever been in a kissol never ever been in
a ko. I'm telling you someth bro it has a
button so hard somebody, I don't know if it will
change it.

Speaker 19 (01:13:01):
Off.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Agat honking your hornt. There's a button, right, you put
the button and it plays like shooting fucking meditation ship.
So something asshole cuts you off. Your motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
You hit the button. But then I get mad at
the soothing music.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
I just.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Music inside of you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
There's an animalistic something or understand, but to be it,
I understood. When you eat the box you put like that,
you pick it up the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Tell it. Jesus, you're picking up the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Jesus, you don't have the flavor save This guy's not
a munch of I wish I knew this because.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Back in the day I used to get pretty serious
road rage and I actually had golf balls in my
Guncle Bar.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Was yes, but we were there, right. You can't do that.
Now they pick up you're arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
That's all you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Come from a time that ship was loud. Absolutely, we
come from a different time. Tell theall, tell them job
my job.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
I just saw today that jobs. There's a there's an actor.
First of all, there's an ai somewhere in Israel or
some I don't know what country, there's an AI like
justice when he would he would have here as a
judge or something. There's somebody that's been appointed, but it's AI.
It's not a real person.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
That's that's that's life. Now I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
But now there's AI actors, and now the actors are
starting to get crazy about this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Me and ran all that Me and Ron talked about it.
I think it was yesterday.

Speaker 13 (01:14:32):
There's a there's an AI model that's gonna be signed
by a Hollywood agency.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Here's not by the way, this is this is the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
A human actor cannot compete with an AI generated actor
because the AI generated actor is receiving thousands upon thousands
upon thousands of other actors nuances as good as me.
So an other words, you're getting Betty Davis, You're getting

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Humphrey Bogard.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Yeah, but come on, Betty Davis and ship like that.
People are they were great actors. They weren't fucking great actors.
They put men.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Ah they made a song about if you have a
plot a woman that you and ah, no, never never
getting Betty Cropper. You're crazy brose women.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
He was such a great act of wife, because he
put they won't playing pretend.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
You understand when you.

Speaker 16 (01:15:36):
Come on your your your children, your children between the
ages of one and when we start fucking with them,
we're probably the best actors in the world.

Speaker 22 (01:15:46):
Do you understand? So it's just being pretend. Now, if
he took drugs, if he took whatever he took, get
into that place. Something wrong with being good to watch
a fucking Spencer Tracy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
I'm just saying I used to be an What do
you mean.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Did do that? Spencer Tracy was such a movie Peter sellers.
Peter Selling, well, he was a brilliant actor. But why
should I watch Spencer Tracy said? Which? Which movie? You
name it? The fucking matter? I couldn't name one Spencer
Tracy movie.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Exactly, exactly, one that does stylas.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
That's all, yeah, Private Spencer Tracy. And who was the
woman in non Golden Pond? Like you said, the light?
Because go back to work. We're still.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
To say, captain head matt one, we have one audience member.
You guys are refusing to acknowledge her right over there
behind the glass door.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
She got a hazy Listen, listen to that. If we're
talking about Spencer Tracy movies. It's time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
I don't even know who the what what do you?
What do you ptereral sexual mail?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Yeah, I don't even have words on a general sexual mail. Yes,
I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
I want to thank matt here here the Week, the
Heady Top and matt here at Gibbs. He's gotta it's
got a happy hour. Three dollars, three dollars to ten
house beeers. It is this one on seventy second Street
in the heart of New York City, and the one
on forty between eight and night, which is in the

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order of New York. It's in the It's in the
asshole of New York right off Times Square.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
You're probably the coolest thing in that era. That's right,
if you think of you very Tony P. What's your
plugs brother? Our new friend?

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Uh, you're talking about Instagram? Facebook?

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Okay, my Facebook is Tony popping five followers today. T
O N Y B A P A D O G.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Listen, I'm pumping your numbers up. Don't worry about it.
And on Instagram it's Tony P. Comedy t O N
y he like he.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Could be peanut butter. It could be but it's definitely
peanut butter.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Tony Pek comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
That's what Hey, Tony, what's going on on Friday?

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Oh, we're doing the show. I'm doing a stand up
comedy show the Bohemian Beer Garden. I tell you a
story about the Bohemian Big Garden. I know we're trying
to wrap it up with the Bohemian Beergarden where he
does his shows. They have a big ass beer garden.
And when I was a child, when my father was
still alive and I was important, you understand this, right, they.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Used to I wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
They used to rent out the place and like cook
pigs and he would play the fucking leaf and we
would just have we would have madness the whole night, understand.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
And then he died and I went.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
To work, and then I'm here now I walk up
and I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Now, all right? And Ron Berman on all the social media, right,
Ron Berman.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
On all the socials, and he just said it, we
got a big time show this Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
At the Bohemian Beer Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
I don't want to Watson Scott, all right, baby, get
an end stream. Thanks agay, bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye