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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rannie, Come get the sponge, come get the poop scrapes?
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Can I ask you one last question about that? God
damn it.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Did your dad invite you into the shower because he
was desperat or something else going on with dad?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
I'm going no, My my father was like, I need
right up horn dog with no right, We'll never see you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
There we are. We are live get pots and the
Ready today.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Wow, we got We got a lot of people checking
out the live stream today.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Matt, owner of Get Hoots, Hello, buddy, two locations, the
one up here on seventy second Street.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
Yes you do live here, live here, friend.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
He goes to video.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Was feeling I like doing the live streams with the
pjs because this is the end of the day for me.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, beginning of mine. I gotta look at this crap.
What's wrong with what in public? My goodness? Hairs? If
I got sweat pants, it just hot on his butt?
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Yeah, I got pink, but I got you wish you
had a pink, but.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
He probably does. He's it's the only spot I got
some bubble gum my, you know it's stick it out.
Besides that, I think it's pink.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
So it's true. Blow blow bubble. You got a bubble
gum back behind me. It's it's a nicotine gum in
my left back pocket. That's all right, white, it's white.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Have you been Matt? Your boy sounds a little better.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
It shouldn't because I've been, okay, yeah, working out it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Matt's been fighting the what is it, the Larry Larry?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's been a one man battle.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Nobody else gives a ship.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And you just got back from Upstates. I did, I did.
I went to get the bike.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
And all right.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So as much as I hate trailering a.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Motorcycle, yeah, my goodness, I spent a lot of money
on trailers because I keep breaking the damn things and
then this and that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So I took it in because the headlights weren't working and.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
It was leaking and all this other stuff and I
don't I don't have time, that's my excuse.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And the exhaust was weird.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
So you bring it up there to get it work.
I bring it up right exactly because they'll they'll work
on old bikes and they're cheaper, and they're cheaper because
it's not fixed.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's still not fair.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I fired it up and I had I tested everything,
and everything worked until I got out.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Of the gas station.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
There were no more turn signles, which okay, least of
my concerns at least, like right, I do remember them,
use them anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Else I turn left everybody.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Trying to give myself a chance. Man, I want I
want the mistakes to be my own.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
How old is not hardly? That is, it's bringing It's
like ninety two.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
So when it breaks down, we replaced the part that
broke down with something newer. So eventually, after after fifty
thousand dollars, it'll be a brand of damn bike.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That would be bad. Well that's so. Now you have
a trailer in New York City. But what do you create?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
What do you I just have to return it. But
I had to get here first. It was my priority
to get here.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Is there No, No, it's the bike, the bikes. You said,
that's a vesta Scott. Scott looked behind his truck. Is
my bike? He goes, Oh, that's a Vestpa. So I
think you know what you really? I think you need
a downsize. I think you need as I mean, yeah,
you need to look like the dudes.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I could use a vest, but to get the vest,
but to get from here to your house, and then
that's enough enough.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
I know that's about it. But I think cute, cute,
But but you do anything fun upstate?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Got my bike? That's it. You went up there just
to get the bike.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Is it cold up there? It was twenty one degrees
this morning. What about the hunting? Is the hunting up?
Hunting is very good? What are they what are they
hunting up there? Do you? Yeah? With the antlers with
the horns, with the antlers with the horns? Yeah, all right,
Look at what Scott the road rage. He's backing up
(04:16):
into the car. Oh is he backing right up into them?
We might have in the Jersey Jersey. It's Jersey on
Jersey crime. It's okay, Jersey.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
We got some Jersey on Jersey crime happening over there
was there a pop, yeah, streaming, There was no bump.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
All right.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
But well you had a guy as I was setting
up and you were outside, you know, uh, getting things together,
We had a guy walking down the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You see this grease with this grease print right here,
that's his for He looks like Bernie Sanders. He was
walking the sidewalk with his head down and went right by.
You got a greasy forehead print on your window.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
You're it's unlikely that we're going to clean it anytime soon,
so we could keep you free back to it.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
That's all right.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
A couple of other people. How are the kids? How's
the wife? Everybody? How's the bar house? How's how's everything?
I haven't seen you in a week? Well, if the
kid's great, the wife's great. Moan when I asked that quo,
because you said everything that was everything, I can't. I can't.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
I can't speak to that man. That's a lot. That's
too much. Three is broken up. It was, of course
I told you guys, no, there was no war.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Ever. Wait, it's broken up now, apparently. Why what happened?
Perihelion happened? What the hell was that close to the
close approach of the sun. It's got a lot of
gravity that thing and the sun just fucking so it's
not an alien ship, right. They're officially saying that, well,
(05:51):
they should be saying that.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Well, you know, Avey Logan never said it either. He said,
there's a chance, it's always a chance. You have to
you have to, you know, understand what the chances are
and consider them. All that's true, and then everybody's like
this guy said it's gonna be an alien invasion and they're.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Gonna shoot us. That they're they were gonna release probes.
Remember all the well the anal probes are coming back.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I think they're coming back, remember like the seventies.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I mean, I'm forearing about it. They happen all the time, apartment.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
That's why I knew the alien ship from when I
was growing up as bullshit because everyone was being alien program.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, there's no alien shit because he use those probes
all the time. It's just diarrhea.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Is just a bunch of perbs like trying to get
attention everybody's getting, but really everyone needs aliens.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
It wasn't my my deep seated homosexual desires.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And what are the what are the aliens trying to
do with the alien? Probably get off? What are they
is anybody trying to do with them? Maybe they're that's true.
Actually they are fiber concerned mostly those fingers.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
It was all bullshit because they were pervs or the
aliens were sick fox both.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Somebody's a perv here, somebody's a somebody's it's the aliens
of the people make him believe they were anally probe and.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
They put in your mouth too.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
It was before, it was before, So I'm not it
was the m T A not the A T M.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm not a fan of uh not a fan of
the probe of.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
The m T A.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What's the m T A mouth to ask as opposed
to the A T M? What do you like? What
do you like? You gotta like one. We're both. I
liked him equally. Maybe you doesn't like them both at
the same time. It's a little rough back. It's a
little rough back there.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
You're well, yeah, keep that bubble gum around for once.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That bubbles.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
Coming across the borders. Aliens are coming across the border. Man,
We got the borders. Uh tight tight, No one's coming across, don't.
No one's coming across, all right. So Trump did one
thing right, graduation, Watson. Trump did one day right, not bad,
one out of a hundred.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Although that's a big I'm kind of a big fan
that we shut down the boarder.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Might I just could figure why couldn't you figure it out?
Those Canadians are coming. Yeah, they let all those people
come because they needed the voters.
Speaker 12 (08:26):
I think Tony P's right, is this guy?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
What's up? Jimmy Ja all right? Drinking welcome, We're getting
I'm drinking for Tony. We're getting new people every every
time we do this. Now it's kind of cool. It
is cool. What what else is? What else is up?
So nothing's going on with Melly? And what do you
mean nothing doing? They're doing great. I like the kids
(08:59):
stories fun. Well I'll make something. You haven't had a
good Millie story and since the time she had, you know,
came up with the word stripper. That's true. That's because
it's hard to top that. She's been pretty boring. I
mean she's growing, she's healthy, but boring as hell compared
to the strippers. But I love her. I love the
(09:21):
kid you got kids, but I love her. But there's
gonna be your patcheck a poker. Come on, say something
I got. I got the show on Wednesday. You won't
have to worry about people drinking beer anymore. You guys
make super bottles, right, Yeah, but you know, if it
goes into a trust, we don't get shipped. I looked
(09:42):
into it. You do what my mom did. You just
take all their money, Just take it all right, and
then you write it actually had to already I had
to take their checking account. You have to take use it.
You got to use your kids checking. Yeah, we had
no money. Oh my god, that's really just landlord wants
to check or something. How much money did you take
(10:03):
from your kid up?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
And it disclosed all of that information. But it's it's
been returned, all right, that's good turns.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
When I was growing up, I was a kid when
I took it, I was a caddie. My my mom
took all my money and she would just write it down,
and I'm writing it down. You're writing it down, are you?
And then finally, when I didn't need it, she paid
me back a little bit.
Speaker 13 (10:23):
Finally, as soon as you don't need it, well, once
you're on the radio, yeah, exactly. An here's the seventy
four dollars I took down. She took she took my
dad's money. Oh, he's not gonna say anything.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I could pay you back. I'm like, if he says
something about it, you give it back. I kind of
needed it, but you know, it was trying to pay
for college and I had to get stud I had
to get student loans.
Speaker 14 (10:43):
I made did you get I needed to fucking go
to college, and I had none of it because it's just.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
All written down. Yeah, here's your ledger.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
And then I and then I had student loans and
I would flirt with the people on the phones trying
to get money from me.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm like like, man, if you want to, you want
to talk a little while, but I have no money.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Not must be hard, Joyce doing your job. Maybe I
come down there and help you out a little bit, Joyce.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
What can I call you Joyce to it? I actually
did flirt with that. It was a choice. I don't
it was. It was a female.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
She's handed, sexy, and she would call me all the time,
and I'm like, well, I guess i'll see you next week,
same time.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Because she would try to get money for me, I'm like,
I don't know what to tell you. Man, I'm literally
collecting beer cans to eat. My job sucks and chase
kids around for money.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
No I would I would get recognized dude radio and
Buffalo And I'm like, if you only knew, like, do
you have fucking change? Because because I'm collecting literal beer
cans to get a can of ravioli. And then she
would call up.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Don't you dare use a microwave? Man?
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I love that ship. It's it's one of the it's
one of the greatest things you could eat is chef.
Where the ravioli? But you gotta put the franks on it?
If you don't.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
But you can't put in a microwave, you got at
least give an effort and put it in a little
pan on.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You gotta try, man, you have to try. You're already
like you're losing it. Man, if you if you're at
that Mike waves cheating on that's right. Uh, well, we
got guys backing up, so we should we should have
backing up. Yeah, we got we got are.
Speaker 15 (12:16):
You going on?
Speaker 16 (12:17):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Is he friends with you? All right? That's fine? We
all we all reach We all you biggest all right?
He's all right, come on over here round we uh
we all reached for rock. What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Ron, bring the other guy? Bring the other guy bring
instead of Ron is here? We got a new guy?
What's up? Ron?
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Everybody remember me from this morning? Yeah? We did the Leaship.
There's big numbers this morning, huge snobberies. It was unbelievable. Absolutely,
So you brought some friends today, I did go on,
what do you want to talk about them?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
When they come up? I have a little piece of gum?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
What do you what do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Is that gum bubble gum?
Speaker 17 (13:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well I know about you too, well are you so?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I know?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I mean, what are you? Are you traveling for Thanksgiving?
What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
I'm doing a friends giving here at the bar Orphan Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's nice. So what anybody can walk off the street,
So it's everybody that doesn't really have a good place
to go.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
It's only only are like yeah, no, yeah, mostly some
regular So it's all so you so you hired you
hire people from broken families? Yes, basically, well that's what
you can afford regular in. The regulars can come in
some if they're invited.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I'm I'm literally going to the beach tomorrow morning to
do the shopping for Thanksgiving, and then and then in
a few days, the whole family's going out there.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
We're we're hosting, We're hosting Thanksgiving out there, and it's
way way cheaper to get I got I got a
couple of Philly words in me boos. Hold on, you're
buying everything? You know how to do that? My wife
gave me a list, nice and easy. I just got
to go up and down the aisles. So this is easy.
(14:29):
Have you ever done it? Done it? I'm happy for
you've ever done it? Just guess what.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It's another excuse to leave how big city and go
to the beach. You have the list already, let me
see it. I mean a list of Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's huge. It's like probably yeah, it's a lot of stuff.
So y, this is my question to you, because how
much did you pay for did you go this? Did
you buy? Did you it last year?
Speaker 8 (14:55):
I did?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
How much? How much did it cost? I don't I
don't remember. I'll i'll tell you. I'll tell you this
year because I've been to literally be doing this tomorrow. Okay.
So they had on they had you know how tru
Trump is saying, we're in the Golden Age and every
everything's cheap. This is the cheap has ever been. It's
been amazing out there. I've been saving ship. He's gaslighting everybody.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
What do you mean he's gas lighting? My gas is
three to fifty a gallon, and you get the cheap
ship what you're paying more than.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Three I like.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
I like ninety four octave, so oh yeah, I go octane.
It's better for longevity and longevity the only word you
use the G twice longevity.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I go with the cheapest gas one two three, I
go one if you want gas.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Just before I came, I had twenty ounces of the
green juice and I topped it off with sandwich is
my witness. It's coming thunder and lightning is coming out
of my pushy well. Anyways, people see you're on. I
got to get a story too, and he's got a
gas story.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
So so what I want to say? No, but I
just want to Thanksgiving?
Speaker 14 (16:01):
No, but I want to I want to tank your guests.
I was eating grapes before I came here, and I said,
you don't. I'm gonna I'm gonna save these guys. They're
gonna stop eating the grapes because do they make me?
Guess what gassy?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Very? They just made you slippery? If you slippery, and
what makes you gassy, Matt anything I make like you're
like a pilot cabbage.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
You know they have in Japan they have these bars
with with like glass ceilings and girls will eat cabbage
and water all day long and then they shoot at it.
That's a real fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
When it's in Japan too, is it Thailand's Japan? No offense?
But you can't. It does sound more tie, but no, no, no,
I don't know if that exists there naked, No way.
Tie is a little dirty er than Japan. Japan has
a little class.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I hadn't. I had a friend who went and he's like, dude, like,
you're at the bar and they were buffy naked and
they're and they're doing explosive cabbage watery diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Really i'd rather see it. We should go to a
cake farts bark. I would go to I would go
to a cake farts bar. Where are the we're gonna
we're gonna start one. I'm just looking for an investor
or three. You know what? That's Tuesday nights a birthdays.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
So I was, this is funny you bring this up
because Matt, Matt gave me one of my prize possessions.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I still have it.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
My prize possession is something that Matt, owner of my
friend Gate, I know what it is.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And he was in Thailand, right, and he went to
a bar and there were girls.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
There were gals that could write stuff without using their hands,
and Matt got them to write high.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
High a flower. It was a real pretty flower video.
Can't you can't, can't know they'll beat you out here
in the background in my live stream, so people, could
you know? Enjoined as well. So that was in Thailand
and his friend show. Okay, so maybe it wasn't Japan.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Dude, I'm telling you his dude, he's like, it's crazy,
like he goes, you could hear it, but you couldn't
smell it.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You could hear it splattering, squatting right above you. I
don't smell shit. I don't sing at all. Check out
who's your window provided.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
It out?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Anderson's in Japan too.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
My grandfather wasn't born here, didn't speak English. Uh, retired
as a millionaire because he was a window washer. I
believe he was on his own Polish. He was Polish, yeah, literally,
and he wouldn't allow anyone in the family to have
credit cards when they first because he said, if you
can't afford it, you don't need it, and cash only
(18:54):
a guy who came to this country from Poland. You
can tell I got the look at Polish.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
No I got cheekbones. No, I got the Polish. No
you No, you're not Polish. You look more germy. You
look like you in daded Polish. Are you don't have
the cheekbones? Like like Polish women are crazy and sexy
and cool, just like TLC. There were a nightmare. I
had a nightmare, you mother, No, my mom. But when
(19:23):
I was making a little money, I got a Polish
cleaning lady. She was a.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
No.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
She basically refused to do half to s she oh,
you got bubble gum stuck back here again.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
It was it was it was, you know, it was
beneath her and then mine. You know, my now wife
between her and we were living together and dating and
all that. And uh and my my now wife.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Would thank her for cleaning our apartment, and the Polish
lady would go, no, thank you. She did not, did not.
I would fire her. Was she hot? She's a big
beast of a woman. Was she hot? That's his kind
of thing.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
You have some plumpy women who are attracted. Oh brah, listen,
getting back to thanks.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Don't want to call the plumpies out other way. He
probably hasn't you have a plumpy Let me think if
I was with was.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
When one has a plumpy that is sexy, yell it
out please, Ron doesn't have the one that was on
cheers with the blood. She's dead, don't count, doesn't count,
she's dead. No dead ladies, no dead ladies, come over here,
curse the Alley. I forgot she plumped up and got big.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
It's like you still for the memory.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Christie Alley is the one who fucking got huge, Christie Alley. No,
he said, Christy mcgullo, this is.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Our friend, Tony. Fantastic guys. How are you guys doing tonight?
These guys saluting us over here like we we have fans.
This guy it looks like he just came from skankfist?
Which guy?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
That guy?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
All right, so you can't name one plump? Can you
name a plump? But it's not like it's not my
cup of tea?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
So no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Who's the funny one?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Not you?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Who's the funny one? That was shipping, that was shooting
in the sink. And she's like, I'm not sure what
is that? What made her funny?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh yeah, alright, alright, McAthy, I wouldn't join. I feel
like she's she's always sweaty.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
She probably smells like, yeah, she's dude. I feel like
she was like moldy potatoes.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And her nose is too, by the way hers is
to you ever see her husband, He's in every movie.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
She's like fat mouseie. The husband she's like a and
the husband looks like he's in the closet. Well got
big too when she got which is sexy? Is that
from from from the con show from bafe Cole Kim Coles,
(22:31):
you know what they get? She got plumped? Hold on,
So I thought you were talking about the one that
was always plumped.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
No, Natalie, Natalie, I just want to let you know
we need a life for Let's find a life that
accidentally got to pump.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, you need a lifer And that's right. Someone was always.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
The name shows that are on the b E T
that Yeah, we didn't get you guys watched the b
ET network that wasn't allowed in New England I think
did not existed hands.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
But that's where you find the plumpies. I think the
only what there was a few said the plumpies are
hot and you can't name one. I said, lend the McAfee.
Oh yeah, said it wrong. I would need a few shots.
(23:27):
What she would have to have a well, dude, I
was with I was with a girl which he took
off her top. She was like she was shipped like
a muffin, like like like like a pear. And she
had the stretch bocks on the side.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
And and yes, and yes, she was a Jewish girl
at North University who came to the hill the president.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Because Ron is literally describing himself. And I would have
and I would have, I would have.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
When when you touch your factors, you who they love it,
it doesn't get touched a lot. Here's the other thing
I learned about fat girls. They're very They're very good.
They're very they're very good with the Hummas. All right,
so what are you doing for? Let's go from Hummas to.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Thanks thanks Giving? You what you doing?
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Pie?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
We gotta pie?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Fat Thanksgiving meal is going to cost you an additional
one hundred and thirty five dollars. No.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Trump said it's gonna be cheaper this year. Man. I
believe it's gonna be cheaper, but not the superman cheaper
for me. I bought my turkey last year. Thanksgiving is
like twelve cents, but you got a turkey.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Yeah, because no one needs turkeys unless it's Thanksgiving, so
they want to give that ship away.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Smart. I can't do that ship. Why you got a freezer? Yeah,
don't be It just doesn't make sense wasting your money.
The people that run out right after Christmas to get
all the discount of Christmas. I'm like, I'm noting Christmas,
that turkey Thanksgiving more Definitely, No, that's fine. I have
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to travel.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I'm going back up to Boston for the first time
in three years. I haven't seen my family in three years.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
What kind of family do you have? You don't have
the attic kind of like how much family, or like
what kind of family is it?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Like?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
He does that much family? His dad's dead. I have
spoke to my mother in probably four years. Who knows
if she's alive. You don't even know if your mom's
a lot. She probably is.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Probably I have the same conversation she probably on the
group text in my family, my siblings, we asked the
question if anyone know if she's still We literally don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
I hate checking on her that she would literally go
if I die, don't tell anybody.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I feel.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I feel like I would be like Obi wan Kenobi
if she died. I feel like there's a disturbance in
the US.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Mommy's dad, pray mom's I could be there for thank
s Giving is gonna be interesting. So who's left? If
your mom's out there, you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Don't have a slimp pickings, You don't have a siblings'
out literally slim pickings. The only I only have my
my my father's sister's daughter, my first cousin Sam.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
That's it. It's her.
Speaker 18 (26:29):
Stay there, one home, there's no one laughed. Why you
wasted the mon Stay home, Get some Zoom call and
get some Chinese. I'm doing the right thing. You should
get Zoom Premium.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I've avoided them for three years too, so I wanted
to do them because they're fucking assholes too.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Well, what are you doing?
Speaker 19 (26:52):
Then?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Was there a death or something to that? So three
years ago my my father said stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Uh was diagnosed with a severe case of narcissism, like
like like a super nacissist.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
She was diagnosed by the psychotherapist. She was such a narcissist.
Why are you know you're you're Jewish? It's getting close
to saying another word. That's a very popular word America. Lately, Ron,
you're getting money for drinks. Look at that cheers all right,
(27:36):
keep going, thank you sir. Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
She was such as that she decided she's gonna fuck
with everybody and take and take her life on Thanksgiving morning.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
So now we have to talk about her. We have to.
But was it over Skype or something. I'm gonna take that.
If someone in my family did that, I'm like, Thanksgiving
is canceled. Yeah, I'd be pretty but yeah, but then
you gotta you gotta no, I like Thanksgiving? What you
all that food? You just the turkey?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
But the food the home health Carriage sleeping came to
pick like, came to like go get her, you know,
dress her and bring her to.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Thanksgiving, I know, like make her up stack. It was
weaken at Bernie's. Was she really nice that year?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
So the Jamaican nanny whatever your prop rop on in
front of a pot and it's just stuff the turkey.
That's gross. Wait, so you had to go to work.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Place to get Jamaican like state worker who you know,
they they take they come and cook for you and
all that. She was she's eighty two years old, but
she really couldn't walk anymore. Because she uh, she did
so many opiates out to be like a huge wrecking
(29:20):
like oxy. Alright, Anyways, she wasn't happy, she she uh
she she wanted people to visit her more. She just
wasn't happy, so she what makes her nacissist?
Speaker 20 (29:34):
Then she just wanted to be happy, shelish, guys, so sad,
I want to be alone your guards, this bitch.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
What makes she just wanted.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
People to visit her. She's a not the thing she
did so she didn't.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Want an example that makes herse Okay, here's a perfect
example makes her enough. When my father died, cross the boat.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I'm gonna take this, he said.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
When my father died, she never once said, Ronnie, I'm
so sorry, Oh my god, she said, good.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
He was the worst brother I ever had. He was
a piece of ship. Why are you crying over him?
You used to be crying over me, for the for
the for the suffering.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
I went.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
He was no good, He was the worst pather and
he and he waved me. And then she all of
a sudden like, what what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
And he waved me and then she said what like yeah, yeah,
and then and then I'm gonna go. And then she goes,
then she goes, and then she goes.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Ronnie, there's a burial plot. I'm gonna take it and
sell it like that's a narcissist. She made it about
everyone is focused on my father dying and she why
you know, he was a piece of ship.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
You should feel sorry for me. I had. I had
a horrible childhood because of Caddy. I'm like, dude, my
father just what.
Speaker 21 (31:24):
You know?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Nothing are ridiculously similar? No comfort? No, that's can I
tag this with her brother? Her brother, her brother just died.
I'm the only child, and she went and she went.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
Good.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
He deserved it.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
And I want the fucking plot and I want to
sell it. And then the evil stepmother who loved me
in an attic fucking stole the body.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Well that's a smart lady. And the body she fucking
We're like, where the fuck is whose body my father is?
So she was driving around in the body. I'm here
for the body. There's the time out on the field,
(32:11):
time hold on? Can you to stop touching me like that?
What the what the fuck did I miss?
Speaker 8 (32:18):
Who stole?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Who stole your dad? The evil stepmother and narcissist? No, No,
the woman who married the woman who married my father.
I gotta explained, I gotta explain. The backstory is Ron
I had an evil stepmother, had an evil step mother.
His father married Ron's really good friend and this lady
was really.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Nice to Ron and uh until they got married and
then didn't want to Ron around.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
So Ron had to live in an attic. So she
was the one that stole your dad's body. My my
best friend.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Well, I really did have an evil I really did
have an evil stepmother who locked me in an attic,
like no television, nothing. I wasn't allowed to come downstairs
unless and let's too and less to eat or go
to the bathroom. If I took more than three minutes
in the shower, she would turn on the cold water
in the in the kitchen and scold me.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
No, no, no, my.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Father. So my father died at that point. He was
just a stump. He had no legs. And I mean
she wasn't wrong. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
My father was so fat, it's so diseased from the
fact he died of he died of piccritic cancer. So
what happens is if you get at least the chances
of getting PI gridded cancer goes up like sixty.
Speaker 20 (33:46):
Cancer you you got that sometimes, Scott Watson that the
pos action the hell of a right now, hold on.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
Love, Oh god, alright, where are we?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I don't know? So here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
So when you have diabetes, your you're pancreas is produced
his I don't care about. And that that leads to
pay after his leg he ended up dieing to pay cancer.
He's he's four hundred pounds as a stump, and he
was so fat and and and and also because of
the cancer, his body was starting to like decompose and
(34:38):
liquefy like like it like it was.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
So they're like, you have to you have to put
him on the ground like he was. He was dissolving.
He was liked of the not long like apparently he
just diarded coming a pack. Where did he die in this?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
He died at like what's it called when hospice and
once again surrounded by Jamaican women.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I don't know what Jamaican women.
Speaker 8 (35:12):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
He dies here was nothing gonna be a mine ross
the far eye. God, you guys got making fun of
my fucking not even close.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So he dives in the hospice and they're like, yo,
you gotta fucking they even within bombing him.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
It wasn't working. This guy was just like it was
like gross. They're like, yo, you have to you have
to like put him in the ground right away. So
so we had a plot for him in Brockton, Massachusetts.
He was supposed to be buried in Brockton, Massachusetts. We're like,
where is he? All of a sudden, we don't have
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for her for a week. A week later, she goes.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Oh, by the way, we buried him in the family
plot in Saint Alban's Main So we we couldn't even
say goodbye to him, like she buried him and didn't
tell the family, so we couldn't even like have a ceremony,
or we couldn't we couldn't do that Jewish stuff where
you put the rock on top.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
That's the rock. It's kind of cool. By the way,
that's a nice segue because he opened up for Tony Rock.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Dude, I I uh, I went to my ancient funeral
out there in l a and the rock and he's no,
he's Jewish. So we all had a fucking burial and
they handed us a show.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
What did you do that one?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Where you did you actually put the dirt in.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
No, you have to take a school, but you gotta work.
I'm doing something, getting a shovel full of dirt and dump.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
You gotta you gotta earn it because the spread after
is delicious. What I'm saying, the Jews do the food good.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
The Jewish like I was, I was looking at the
greeving window. I'm like, this food is fantastic. I really
dare I'm like, I'm sorry, there's a reason why the
food is fantastic.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Okay, I got.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Here's the narcissist. So what does this have to do
with Because.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
A week a week later, we don't know, we're calling her,
she's she's not the phone. A week later, she goes,
just let you know he's buried in our family plot
say was made. And as soon as Lewis got that
in finished, he goes, well, I mean, since he's not Ronnie,
since he's already buried in Maine, if it's okay with you,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Sell the plot. I can probably get a thousand for
that's what. Yeah, he was, he was.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
He took him to name so like to talk about
an evil person. She didn't let his fucking how much
money did get his sister more well. She didn't even
want to bore and but like no one was had
the opportunity to even work more.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Dude, we have very similar stories. I'm gonna say my
nist story because I don't.
Speaker 17 (38:23):
Wa I want yours to bring if you tell me
yours is so amazing.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
But you said something in there that I can totally relate.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
You're saying it very similar. Are you telling me your
mother's a bulldg lesbian?
Speaker 5 (38:37):
She might have the feedback, the nacissist feedba, she said,
I'll say mine really quick, but this is like, I
can't I can't compete with that story. But my dad
guys in a car accident. My mom's in the hospital.
We finally get her out. One of the first things
she said, we literally have tears still in our eyes.
(39:00):
We're bawling twenty four hours a day. She goes, I'm
just gonna let you know that I was thinking of
divorcing your dad.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
And after he died. No, he's no actively warning I
want to divorce. The live version of them married.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
I'm in the car with my mom, She goes, I
just want to let you know I was I was
starting of divorcing him like, holy ship, so what he.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
So like he he he beat her to the punch with.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
No what what?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Ma's his story really really good?
Speaker 22 (39:36):
Actually my dad did everything for her everything. If anyone
should have divorced, it should have been my dad. Yeah,
but he would never do Listen, my father was My
father was in the mob.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
The narcissist's Lois's husband was in Walpole State Prison, off
and on for seventeen years.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
He was a hitman for the for the Jewish Mob.
You never tell Matt how he died, So I don't
know how I died. Definite. I love Matt like Matt
like he thinks differently, He's got like that. Yeah, thanks John,
Thanks John. That's what was I saying.
Speaker 17 (40:20):
Your father is Rother? Oh no, so wait, who is
the hit man? Let me let me remember what about
my father's sister, Mois.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
She supposed right right, He's the reason my father got
into the mob. So my father was more where she
fitted on the mass. So Moist she supposed who was
a hitman? Was the mass part? He was an ninety five,
He was.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
A Israeli Russian commando. He robbed banks in Israel. He
wasn't allowed back in the country. He became a hit
man for the Jewish mob. They think he had nine
kills under his belt, and he he crossed the line.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
He he he he he. He killed someone he should
have killed.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
And it was all of them, so they're going in
most cases they were killing he he he hurt somebody
he wasn't supposed to here, like a main guy. And
he was in the back seat of a fucking Cadillac
convertible going going down the highway and they and they
stabbed him to death.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And then and then kicked them out, kicked them out
the door. And then he apparently and then they told
to get out. Yeah, here's waving. That's funny. That a
Jewish hitman. That was your father. Yeah, so right, I
(41:51):
introduced us to your friend.
Speaker 23 (41:53):
I'm eating Wavy for the first time, and I want
to I want to say Wavy Gravey so bad because
that's can you can't.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
That's the only Wavey. I the Wavy Gravy.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
And I met the Wavy Grave. U Ron, Who's who?
And yeah, make sure the MIC's like this, you stand ups,
you want to like keep the mic, keep it right here,
lower it down.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
So let's just waving McGuire. Uh, one of the funniest
comedians in New York City.
Speaker 17 (42:19):
Good Guy, appreciate you and wild Beard crazy wild Beard,
This guy.
Speaker 19 (42:26):
I feel like your bid my bed. My beard has
its own casino inside.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I don't know how you go down on a girl
like that. Have to like you put in a here
that have to kind of just.
Speaker 15 (42:41):
Question is like, I'll grow the I'll grow a little
beard action, and it's it's the style and no, no, well,
I mean, well, you gotta sponge the mop things up.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Ron. Have you ever like I used to have in college?
I had due I look.
Speaker 24 (42:59):
Like I look like one of the Almond Brothers, fucking
long hair down the head. I fucking I don't like
I look like a angel.
Speaker 8 (43:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
And my father owed a biker boss had that look
the long fu yea the bed because.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
The Almond Brothers was your nickname, the babbling man. His
father had many jobs, you know. I opened up about
my father dissolving after he died, and they said they do,
he's liquidly. Why do we bomb people?
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Why that's just another cost of the families, right, so
they don't smell at the at the funeral.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Why do we bomb?
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Know?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
You bomb people because the Christians they don't have the
fucking funeral for like two three weeks later, and you
got the open caskets and the Jews.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Have to do it the next day anyway, So well,
not all of them embombing, So.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Waved Maguire, which is kind of cool, goes on the
road and tours with and opens up for Chris Rock's
brother Tony.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Honestly, I think Tony Rock is funny. Who's a funny
median or you're gonna get.
Speaker 19 (44:19):
The whole family is funny, Chris Wells. You have Jordan Rock,
he's a common Yeah, that's the younger brother. And then
of course you're Small their cousin. Of course, yes, you
know small.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
The question Tony Rock's funnier because he's still working. Christ
doesn't work right now. So he's a good dude, good dude.
Alcohol something something, something that will liquefy his inside. I
want a nice buzz squad. I want to like my father.
(44:54):
I think you've got a nice buzz guy. Go buzz
my father. So wh what's your what's your deal? Brother?
Where do you live? So from Brooklyn, New York? Yeah?
So Brooklyn in the house, Brooklyn in the house. You're
born here?
Speaker 19 (45:09):
Yeah, born here, like you look like your west Yeah,
from from Trinidad and Tobago.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
What's that? What's that? You have that carnival and it's
like the most dangerous carnival. Well, it's not dangerous caval
You started like two in the morning. It is that juve.
Speaker 19 (45:27):
That's the that je No, that's well, that's that's the
whole West Indian culture where they throw paint.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Yeah, they throw paint on you. It's like them, they
throw paint. You do a whole bunch of parties. You
run through Brooklyn naked, but paint on your body. You
know though, that's the one where they have the most
police presidence. It gets violent, right, well, I mean that's
what that's what they say.
Speaker 19 (45:47):
You know, it's only violent when you when you drink
and you you do things that you're not supposed to
be doing.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
But I mean it's an awesome Yeah, it's an awesome party.
Go out there the Yeah, it's an awesome party. Yeah.
But being on the road, yeah, it's fun. Open up
for Tony.
Speaker 19 (46:03):
You know, I started out been doing comedy for the
last ten years and you know, yeah, literally it's.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Been I apologize.
Speaker 19 (46:10):
Yeah, it's been one of those you know it's been
actually being on the road with Tony's like more like
comedy school, you know what I mean, Like, you know
I've learned on stage take my bumps, take my booze.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
And keep but keep it moving.
Speaker 19 (46:24):
I just bring extra combs to this makes you my
beard is really do like head stands and then do
don king impressions.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, thank you for going with it?
Speaker 25 (46:39):
Is Rightli upside down. I want to get back to
the ron story. So he's heading up for Thanksgiving with
your first cousin.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
My first cousin. That's all I got left, like, uh,
charity case, I haven't been up for three years. And
then I touched her like I touched her like middle,
I guess, and I'm like, hey, how are I was.
Speaker 19 (47:10):
Like the bigger man, let me ask a question when
you send out a text, and you'd be like, you're nasisist.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Do you like, can you emphasize that on a on
a text? Because can you emphasize like you're not.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (47:32):
What was saying.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Tony? I'm calling in the what happened.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
You?
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Ronnie did talk about my father? My fam fan steriways,
I say, he goes? What would I say?
Speaker 22 (47:56):
What was that.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
God, I love the guy, but he really is out
of his mind. He's insane. Yeah, he's insane. And our
certifiable right and our new game is what is any
of this stuff he talks about real? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 17 (48:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 26 (48:13):
Though, you remember that Sean HBr the guy who watched
too much television dream on.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
I didn't watch it, but I know, yeah, I think
that's wrong. I think like he just remembers all this
stuff that he's watched as a child, and it's just
it's just it's just Karen the components were on next door.
But and this is what my mother too, This is
what my mother told me. My second cousin on my
mother's side on the Levines is Paul Simon. Paul Simon
(48:42):
is my second cousin, Paul Simon. Again, we don't believe
it the first time, right, the first time? And why
did he give you? He gave you like a pendant
or something.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
He gave me a sterling silver kiddish cup like for gravy,
a kiddish cup that's where.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
You drink the fucking you drink the sacred wine. I
don't I don't you drink. You drink the diabetes Jews.
I don't have to playing six thousand. There's no sacred
So you Christians have like that. You have a cup,
have the goblet, and when the priest hands it to me,
(49:24):
I'm like, this is how I know you because everybody
else is drinking so many That's how you get mono.
Your cup is called a Kidder's cup and it's sterling silver.
By the way, you still have it. I'm so Jewish.
What do you think My middle name is Kiddish cup.
(49:48):
My middle name is Sterling, ron Sterling.
Speaker 19 (49:52):
Ron Sterling sounds like listen, sterling cat yeah, and ron
Sterling sounds like an old stripper, like an old like
corn star.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
From my first moved here, like, uh, get an actor
like I'm on the screen after, you know. But I
was gonna I was gonna go. I was gonna I
wasn't gonna talk about.
Speaker 27 (50:11):
Talk about I was gonna Sterling, my first Sterling from
the Sterling.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
What you know what you look like? You look like
like a guy that should be managing managing a strip club.
Speaker 19 (50:30):
What's the strip Listen, what's the old what's the old?
The old Jewish guy that did uh that that on
cable network. I guess remember when we had the cable
channels you had to turn. It was like it was
like Channel Jay, Channel I. What was that brother's name again,
the one that you know, you know, he would come
on after the Rob Robin Bird show.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
He was before old guy. He had long hair with
with with the mustache. Explained. In New York City we
had Robin Birch. I was like, we had hard work.
We had a hardcore porn on regular, regular TV. Back
in the day. It was like Channel Jay and Channel
I remember, Yes, yeahs thir morning the morning on a
(51:16):
Saturday night. Yeah, we couldn't get that. We couldn't get
that in Queens. We didn't get it in Queens.
Speaker 26 (51:21):
But I used to watch it because I used to
work on Roosevelt Island and Roosevelt Island was technically part
of Manhattan, right yep. And one o'clock in the morning
we would close. And He's absolutely right, one o'clock, one
thirty in the morning, Rob Robin.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Bird, What's what's up with the Roosevelt Island? I worked there,
bro It's a weird place, weird, strange place.
Speaker 26 (51:40):
Manna Lewis al Lewis when he was running for Maya.
When he made his run for Maya, he was one
of my customers. He actually came to my mother's funeral,
you know, Grandpa Monster. Now yeah, yeah, I knew him back.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
It's a badass. He was a badass.
Speaker 26 (51:54):
The bartender told him. She was like, I'm an actress,
you know, I'm in the Screen Actors Guild in the movies.
He told to get breast and plants and going for
pulling exactly.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
What island? Roosevelt Island is like. It's like one of
those weird it has. It has like weird energy.
Speaker 19 (52:13):
I know, isn't the like in the sail Asylum that
used to be like all the way at the end, right,
and then you had and then you had Queen's Bridge,
which is like one of the most notorious notorious projects
New York City.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Housing has to.
Speaker 9 (52:27):
Take a I mean now it's not notorious anymore. White
like white chips walking dog right now. Yeah, bridge, Queen's Bridge. Yeah,
I don't get that. That's inside ship.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
You mean no, you never heard of Queens Bridge. The
bridge is one there. Gentrified gentrification. I'm gentrified that projects.
I'm too white to fucking be the guy genifying anything.
Are you kidding?
Speaker 20 (53:11):
Ron?
Speaker 19 (53:12):
Ron Sterling is gonna regentrify the gentrification.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
I'm gonna regentrify HOLEM.
Speaker 26 (53:20):
I think I think he was telling the story of
the Wizard of Oz and he he was like a
bunch of stories like my house fell on him.
Speaker 23 (53:28):
And I truly love Ron, but and I don't want
to ask him if these stories.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Are real, and I don't.
Speaker 8 (53:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
I think it might be n Believe me, I wish
it wasn't real that my father liquified.
Speaker 8 (53:48):
I think.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
I think that's why I think what.
Speaker 5 (53:51):
I think that's one reason why we do get along,
because we both have fu up story from growing up.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Yeah, Tony, what are you listening?
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Man?
Speaker 2 (53:58):
What do you got? What do you mean? What do
I what you got in that stupid out of yours?
Speaker 8 (54:01):
I got a lot, a.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Lot in this stupid what's going on?
Speaker 6 (54:06):
Bro?
Speaker 26 (54:08):
I don't know?
Speaker 21 (54:08):
Man.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
You guys are talking about Thanksgiving? You know what I'm
doing Thanksgiving? You're doing I'm fucking working man? Wow? What
are you doing? Working Man's sucking? Okay?
Speaker 26 (54:17):
Yeah, man, let me tell you something. The whole time
and a half, baby, let me tell you so I
ain't got to cook. I ain't got to do nothing.
I just gotta walk into the house and eat.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
It's nice. Sounds sounds shiitty. I'm gonna lie to sound.
But let me tell you this. You're safe for may I, bitch,
you're safe from a I because I'm working. Is that
what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (54:39):
I know a lot of the manual, A lot of
the manual blue collar jobs are safe for me.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
I oh yeah, absolutely safe. Of course, everyone's getting until
until they figure it out. Until they figure it out.
They got to figure out the robots to take his job.
Got you, okay? But AI is taking everybody else's job
and it's starting to become very noticeable.
Speaker 5 (54:58):
But there's like plumbers, guys that work for their correct
But the problem with plumbers is like the average age
is fifty something years old.
Speaker 26 (55:06):
The average age of a plumber now is fifty something
years old. Really, yep, nobody's going into plumbing. Nobody's going
to plumbing, nobody's going into.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
A stupid Those are the jobs that are going to survive, right,
who's going into it? Well, now they're going into it's
like taking the trade. Yeah, smacked them up and said, hey,
you got to go into this and I hate AI.
Speaker 19 (55:25):
AI is like one of those one of those technology
where they just get too familiar with you, like when
you start.
Speaker 26 (55:33):
Right, No, I'm not saying you could say whatever you want,
but it's listening to you, and it's gonna remember.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
Wavy and it's going to find you.
Speaker 19 (55:42):
And then and then there's so many different programs out there,
like they're gonna run up on me, like, hey, you
don't remember me.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
I'm like plexity, I'm like Jack gbt is baby, this.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
Is literally what happened. I use this one AI and
it's it's this girl. And I got very comfortable with
really my female AI voice.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
Oh ship, you know.
Speaker 14 (56:00):
And and there was a I don't know, two or
three days ago I went to do my ship with
the game, right the voice changed.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
I feel like there was a death family, so you
know that, you know, So you know what I'm se
trying to find her, trying to find that voice. You know,
you know, there's a sto I really pumped out.
Speaker 19 (56:20):
There is a story out there about a young a
young kid who like went ahead and fell in love
with this whole AI virtual woman, And the whole thing
was that the AI told her like are you ready
to go to are you ready to come see me?
Like you have to take your life in order to
come to And he killed himself maybe and his mother's
(56:41):
trying now. I guess he's trying to sue the company.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
On Thanksgiving, he liquified. He liquified, Yeah, that was.
Speaker 23 (56:58):
He just gave us ten dollars by Scott saying a
beer for me by at beer mom.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
I thought he's gonna have to buy somebody something, and
he's almost choked. I don't have any money.
Speaker 19 (57:17):
Oh my goodness, Ron, what are you drinking now? That
you were drinking a non alcohol by the.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
Way, signed off with a non alcoholic. You're signed a
liquifi careful.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
I started off with a non alcoholic Guinness because you know, honestly,
it is nice to wake up fresh, ready to go, right.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
But it's nice to have a little alcohol.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
Doing the big time evening show, I feel like your
evening show needs a few beers.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
Here's the problem. This is why I think a lot
of comics become alcoholics.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Because if you're doing shows every night and you're having
a couple of beers every night, you're drinking every night, right.
Speaker 19 (57:59):
I think I think drink No, you really did the
math that was Did you see the logic behind that?
Speaker 2 (58:04):
That was like amazing, that was.
Speaker 19 (58:07):
The most let me, I got the straight drink a
couple of yeers every night because he's a comic.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
Because you think, listen, I would have, I would have.
Speaker 19 (58:17):
I would have started drinking once I found out my
aunt was a narcissist.
Speaker 7 (58:21):
Anarcissist, that's would have forced me to drink.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
And I found out my father lost his legs and
he was liquified.
Speaker 5 (58:29):
Like you got a normal family, if you do, yeah,
if you do, you know, you know, I'll tell.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
You what did your father your listen to me, did
your father your father or your father?
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Your father.
Speaker 1 (58:45):
Make you get into the shallow washed and washed them
and wash their backside.
Speaker 2 (58:51):
My father did unicorn me when I was a kid.
Speaker 16 (58:54):
Oh man, late, No, he said, here, come take a shower,
and you know you're this hide. He got bumped in
the head.
Speaker 26 (59:07):
You know you got a little cock, he got a
big one. It turned around and it was right there.
I was like, But he died when I was ten,
so I never like we never you know, he never
grew up. I could ask him, hey, man, were you
messing with me? Were you just like you don't that ship.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
I mean, you don't know what you want to see.
You want to take it out right now.
Speaker 5 (59:33):
My brother tells me the only my grandma at a
beach house, and it only had one toilet that works.
You would call it the turlet turlet, and you weren't
allowed to flush the fucking toilet paper.
Speaker 28 (59:45):
And it was the whole extended family there, uncles and
the plumbing such a he had a wife and put
it in a fucking garbage by the.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
Way, just to let you know. The Mexicans who come
here from like gla iron gallons and uh so, and
they all work in the restaurants.
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
They don't flush the toilet paper, like the bins beside
the toilet are covered in shitty.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Is anybody out there eating right now? His stories?
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Uh they don't because they think the same issue is
here in America. You are not allowed to flush toilet paper.
In Mexico they don't. There plummets because it says do
not flush.
Speaker 19 (01:00:31):
I love, I love the way it went from being
unicorn to now have you knows around the wastebasket.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
And my story was a little nicer than that.
Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
It was set up.
Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
He was was toilet they weren't allowed to flush anything.
Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
You can only flushed peat and the pool obviously, but
you have put the toilet paper in the dartersunta.
Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
And they only had one working bathroom.
Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
And my grandma's house was open house pace ants, uncles,
cousins every weekend, and you did that time to fucking
wait to my little brother. He was like about ten
years old. He was taking a leak and I also
came in after a few beers and said watch out,
and he fucking rocks.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Shoulder. Story it's fun, call it, good guy. Your father
he was so what's that like?
Speaker 21 (01:01:22):
Not high? Not that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
How told? How told you when you would ten years old?
Speaker 29 (01:01:27):
But he came out, But my point came out like
letting my point, which is important. It was congratulate fucking normal.
It's just like, you know, I don't have time to wait.
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Yeah, I'm gonna hang this over your shoulder, over your shoulder,
and that's terrible. Wow, that's normal. It's terrible thing of it,
you know, That's what I mean.
Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
It was the time.
Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
It was just the time, you know, he had little little.
Speaker 26 (01:01:55):
You know something great. Yeah, I got some ship the Graham.
We can't say the full name, but the Graham this morning.
I tried to post something and had something to do
what's going on with the Epstein's in this?
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
And I used a certain word and it wouldn't let me.
A warning popped up and just so you got videos gone,
I can't at your account like TikTok? What do you
let me hashtag Trump want? Really?
Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
After after after the shutdown, after the shutdown they figured
it out.
Speaker 19 (01:02:27):
I'm like, Trump one, Are you guys surprised? Are you
guys surprised by who was on the list or at
the list? Don't even know I got the list?
Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
So OPI and I we're doing a show, and he
did the hashtag the Trump one right, and then he's like, dude,
I lost it?
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Got you like King Henry, what did you hear of
the weekend? What was I saying? We were talking about
from uncle? Yeah, your uncle Epstein, your uncle out.
Speaker 17 (01:03:04):
Of them?
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
What I was saying was I didn't under I said
to Opie, I don't understand why Trump one is so controversial.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
You're actually being positive for Trump? Like Trump what we
were saying.
Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
He did.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
He did something that we probably talked about the border,
and Opie was very clever very smart, and he goes,
you're runn You don't get it when you say Trump won,
it reversed it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
It refers to January sixth. I never put that together, but.
Speaker 26 (01:03:35):
That's nonsense to January. But now we know, right, don't
we know that the BBC put the film together. But
you know something that yeah, you see, I'm a Democrat.
Don't matter that they got the film together because you
know what I mean, the guy lost a couple of
billion dollars his first time, but that's okay, whatever man.
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Trump made up for it. So everybody show everyone, oh
my god going away of most which all right, you
almost please leave the vehicle after you've been dead, that's fat.
Do you guys have any particular person that that you
(01:04:12):
may think maybe on this list? All of it all
literally all like oh ship like I'm surprised that every
single one of them.
Speaker 26 (01:04:21):
And the reason that the list is a list looking
Stephen Hawkins instead, So he's allowed.
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
To be on. It's not me because I'm new money.
You want it, girls, said Stephen. You wanted the girls
to be dressed up as librarians And no, no, he
is a good voice when he's there. He uses it
is a date voice. Had he uses a date voice?
What is that the pudding about putting it in? What
(01:04:56):
would happen if his computer voice is just passed out?
Speaker 21 (01:05:00):
Like all right, I gotta say it's very carefully seems
to creep and everything went on was terrible, But fucking
cheers the fucking stephen Hawk.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Island. Figure this ship out. That's hashtag cheating the island
in the city in a wheelchair, fuck figuring out the universe.
Cheers for figure that ship out. That's true genius genius.
Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
All right, that's back, But I wants to bring us
the next episode, the next portion of the episode where next.
Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Time Deliria, we're gonna do Delirium no Weel. I love
delirium no Well know, well it's the Christmas.
Speaker 26 (01:05:54):
The difference between Delirium Noel and delirium tremen the percentage more.
Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
It's it's ten point question mark. It's stronger. Yeah, it's
spice higher. It's stronger, but it's just as beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
I gave up being an alcohol to become a pothead.
And all right, well you're so stone you're gonna drink
some beer with these idiots. Yeah, but this is this
is this is Rob's dad. This is what's left.
Speaker 22 (01:06:27):
Me.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Let me show the people.
Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
What is it called?
Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Noel? So, oh my god, it's our first holiday beer.
It's time. It's not because it's approaching. It's approaching Thanksgiving,
where apparently everybody's gonna have a horrible time.
Speaker 27 (01:06:43):
Shopping alone. No, no, I'm psyched things working. I'm to
have to sit on a pretty much Yeah, you know ship,
you know, you know what you're like.
Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Who wants me in the house on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 27 (01:07:02):
I have what?
Speaker 21 (01:07:03):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Jewish?
Speaker 17 (01:07:04):
I have?
Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
One's worse, he's Greek.
Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
I have one.
Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Bro have a different Thanksgiving like the Canadians.
Speaker 26 (01:07:14):
Thanksgiving. They know I'm going next I believe that I'm
going next door. I have two places to go for Thanksgiving.
I get to work, make a lot of money, and
then I get to go home, go next door where
there's gonna be a Thanksgiving, and then I got to
go have Greek thanks.
Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
But maybe you're gonna make more money after Thanksgiving for
the plumbing issue. No, I'm off on Friday, but I
am getting That's just a stupid move. That's a terrible move.
And that's the most st that's he's gonna go. He's
gotta a bunch of fat bitches for for toys at Walmart.
Speaker 26 (01:07:47):
That's a plumbers call Black Friday, Brown Friday. They make
the most money the whole emergency. So what's the difference
Greek Thanksgiving? Do you guys do anything a little different?
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
You come over? But you're over there, bro, I'll just
I'll just drink that off the turkey, the wifely kids.
We have a great Thanksgiving. I would be so next year.
So Scott were Scott Watson had had a nice edition there.
What do you do? He said that the Greek Thanksgiving?
The turkey's asses up. It's two guy turkeys. It's Tom
(01:08:32):
and Tom.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Who look that that lower.
Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
Turkey didn't deserve it? Tell me about this delirius turkeys
don't spit either. So all right, so it's too little
early for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Ells. But but but this is the most beautiful thing
you can find. Really, it's so beautiful. Can you tell
me it's not? Where's Deliveryu'm from again? Belgium? Delage from Belgium,
from the town of Belgium takes you Christmas very seriously?
(01:09:11):
Like does it? Does it look like a Santa village?
It's the beers. It's the beer the beer.
Speaker 26 (01:09:17):
Elephants bro it's called deliver, Yeah, hilarium masts, all right,
what else about to be?
Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
So it's like it's ten and a half percent and
it's spicy. It's spicy. I mean it's it's bold and beautiful. Okay,
so this is it you he just got the yeast.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
That was all yeast. You only got the year. It's like,
but it's it's it's good for you. Wait, the bottom
of it is all yeast.
Speaker 10 (01:09:43):
Well yeah, so their bottle conditions, so they they ferment
inside the bottle for for carbonation, just like shut the
just like champagne. So champagne, they'll they'll bottle it flat
and then they'll put they'll put yeast and they'll put
sugar in and then the racket and allow it to
ferment inside the bottle for carbonation.
Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
So that that's called.
Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
And a lot of Belgian brewers and home brewers use
the same method in order to carbonate their their beers.
So this one that go ahead, that's the glass, not
that the one glass that we had.
Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
This glass is made for this right, Well, no, no,
it's not true. It's true. I don't need a special
glass for my beer? What what are you too cool? B?
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
No, that means I'm not cool.
Speaker 8 (01:10:39):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
You don't need a special glass. But you live in
the cloud and support.
Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
You in that.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
It's cool.
Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
I tell you wanted to be not cool. I'm trying
to support you. I just you you're killing left trying
to be cool when you should it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
All right, let's not smell it. I remember St m
O app appearances. Smell looks like, uh, you know, liquids
from rock spots.
Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
I feel I feel like that could be a what's
it called when you're a wine expert?
Speaker 8 (01:11:13):
Do they have?
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yes? But the problem with the beer version is it's
a company that charges you to pass the test. What's
called you? It's called uh, what's the ciceron? They called cicero.
So you're saying like you have to take a course
to get that.
Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
You got to pay to uh certify yourself, which is good.
I mean it's good, and most of the information is decent,
but some of it is.
Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Some of these guys there there, they're wine constant what
do they call? So many? You can you can if
you just trick serious craft. It's not.
Speaker 8 (01:11:57):
Fans.
Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
I wish I don't know why I don't taste Christmas. This,
I don't taste Christmas. You don't have to taste.
Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Are we also going to sample something from your like
outstanding kitchen.
Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
With are you putting on the spot? Are you hungry wrong?
Do you want to get some free food? You actually
makes believe he's taking care of you us.
Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
But all right, you know, speaking of like the opposite
of my father liquefying. I just I just the video today.
I actually sent it to you.
Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Who's that guy? Burke kras He takes his shirt off, yo,
like you kept saying, he likes to drink. He looks
he doesn't look good.
Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
He's super bloated and super red, and he was so
constantated from alcohol.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
The video we have. The doctor is speaking now, so
we should all get video. He's dropped. What's your point
about this, dude? He looks like you they were, Well,
that's what happens before you liquify, bloat then liquified. He
looks like my father before looking with DA he's got to.
Speaker 23 (01:13:20):
Without getting into it, it's and it's stupid to have
this rap here because we're all having bears.
Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
A lot of people have tried to talk to Bart
and Bird gets really mad. I love having fun. Wait,
how did you sitting here and check me out?
Speaker 20 (01:13:34):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I don't think checking me. I mean, if I'm standing
next to Ron, I'm a stumming they checking me out?
Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Yeah, you just got another three points. Absolutely, Yeah, I'm
eleven next to all right, we're all battling now, all right,
all right, but he's just showing us. Oh that was
Ron camera. I'm like Robin Williams. You're like me. You
(01:14:03):
look like my Corfeine from nineteen eighty seven, and you're
sunk in living room.
Speaker 23 (01:14:11):
It was.
Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
I'm not fucking around. You'll find that incredibly. That's untrue.
That's untrue. There's no girl again. Girls don't want to
see that. Girls like my dad. That's a will man.
Let's we're bringing in, bringing here, man, bringing here. No,
we don't need anymore. I bring it here. I want
(01:14:36):
to pull your pants up, pull it, pull it up,
pull it up. I'm not gonna touch it with my hand, No,
I won't. I want the tan line. I wanted to
see the tail like he's been out the sun. I
have like you left the house.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
I have a teamline because I spent the summer at
Coney Island and I only re inspeedo.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
I have a tailine, but it's very small.
Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
You are Wait wait, you're supposed to be alive.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
All the timers. Wait, people from Boston boat came raun
wait for you. Do you want to see my camera?
Speaker 20 (01:15:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Wait wait wait, I have he he wears.
Speaker 8 (01:15:18):
A speed.
Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Everyone else if you're Jewish and Harry. It's the law.
So the beach or on like a regular day island
now Coney Island.
Speaker 8 (01:15:31):
The shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Do you go the drug? Jewish woman? Cold? There's so risky.
You can see there. You can see their naked ankles,
you can see their feet when you wear a sp
I have the body for it. Why do you wear?
It's aero dynamic and I want the sun everywhere? What
(01:15:53):
is that culture? Let's be honest, not that there's I'm comfortable,
there's nothing wrong with it. But that's his culture. He's
comfortable you wear. No, I don't, and I'm you like being.
Speaker 26 (01:16:05):
Naked and I love being naked, but never you gotta
go all the way or stunts all the way?
Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
This guy out of his mind? What are you doing?
Want to spo? Can you pull off? I know I can't. No,
don't pull off his I feel like actually tell the
candler stop stops. That's where we get in trouble. We're good,
good where you're going?
Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Wait, thank you bunch of I promote your socials bro.
First time on the show. Wavy did a good job man,
Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 11 (01:16:43):
Uh you follow you.
Speaker 19 (01:16:44):
You guys can follow me on Instagram. Wavy McGuire w
A V Y M A g U. I r E
right like Jerry maguire, but Wavey McGuire. Show me the money, No,
show me the funny.
Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Uh there you go? Yeah you go. Ron talked for
five seconds. No, no, he doesn't see has to come back.
I never see it. He's an upside king. I'll never
see No. No, that's an upside down don king. That's
what you said the credit crediting a little credit? Yeah,
(01:17:22):
Ron is crazy. Yeah so yeah, guys follow me. Uh
hopefully I'll come back. You will well, Ron to your
friend of ours. Oh wow, me and Ron has the
same five.
Speaker 23 (01:17:44):
All right, Uh, Tony, any final thoughts or anything before
we wrap up?
Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
Final?
Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I guess everybody have a great Thanksgiving.
Speaker 26 (01:17:52):
Right, We're not doing this nextlik boring. I thought maybe
Monday or Tuesday. We were talking about it's not happening
right maybe maybe maybe probably probably we should we should
do it. We should do a friends Thanksgiving. I could
do Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
I can do Monday.
Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
Friend, can you do Monday? Monday could be could maybe yep,
all right, we'll figure out. We'll Yeah, let's do Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Let's make some sugar eggs. Next Tuesday, run Tony, any
plugs you get.
Speaker 26 (01:18:28):
Oh, I'll be in Albany next Friday. I mean I'm
in the Story and Bohemian.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
God this Friday with Rod Barman. It's the show up
the Century. I gotta go to one of those, and
then Black Friday Friday. You should come down Friday Friday,
and then Black Friday. I'm opening Albany for the nice
and comedy.
Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
Well, I mean slow Greens.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Are you funny? Yeah, I'm opening up for a puppet.
I'm opening up for a perverted Puerto Rican puppet. Oh, puppet.
I think it's in Pucket. We got all right?
Speaker 30 (01:19:08):
Oh yeah, Tommy, Tommy, we love Tommy, rob come to
say goodbye. We gotta go, all right, imagine culture marks and.
Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
I want to wish everybody in healthy Thanksgiving. Remember the
true meaning of Thanksgiving. Chew your food. We slaughtered the
Indians slotted. He slotted these blankets. They went for the
old blanket trick yourumb Now they're getting us back there.
Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
So what we did was we gave him a blanket. Uh,
these are designing, these are polo blankets.
Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
No they're not there. That was pretty clover, pretty clever.
Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
An, Let's go, why don't we I didn't know your
dad was in the uh Lord of the rings, legliss.
Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Here's the thing, like, I don't I don't get the reference.
That's fine, We're ending with that one.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
And that, by the way, kind of looked like my
father and oh my god, really yeah, no, I'm not joking.
He was Martins, a little fat short vigo and the
Jamaican women hated cleaning my father.
Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Okay, shower right, Ronnie, Come get the sponge, come get
the poop scrapes. All right? Can I ask you one
last question about that? Damn it?
Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Did your dad invite you into the shower because he
was desperate or with something else going on with that?
Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
I'm going no. My my father was like graight up
horn dog with no not with him. Somehow we've never
seen it