Ozempic Dogs & Thoughts Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Theo Von Bert Kreischer

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do do do do do do do.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
All right, I was in the middle of humming a
Christmas song.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
What can I tell you? Good morning, everybody, Welcome to
my live stream. It is uh, it's a few Friday
as we wait for that sun to come up behind me.
Hope everyone's doing all right. Hope you're going to have
a good weekend. Let us know in the chat what
bothered you this week? That would be greatly appreciated. Helps
the show, all right? With that?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh, I filled up my coffee.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Way too high today. First sip of the of the morning, bitches, mmmmmm,
and then the first words of the day. We got
a polar vortex happening today, polar vortext With that, you
know what, I'm gonna just put Tony p right on
the screen. Tony, put that down, bro, it's to her.
Are you awaking bacon for real?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Waken and bacon every day in my life? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
All right? What does your coffee mog say there, sir?
Coffee makes me poop? All right?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I gotta I gotta Niagara Falls coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Mug Niagara Falls, Franky, Niagara Falls.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Ignore the Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Though Starbucks makes a very good coffee mug, but I
hate their coffee, so I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I think I have a Starbucks coffee mug. And they
went to shit in two weeks. Everything got scratched up
and cracked.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh really, yeah, man, I have to go through my
coffee muggs. It's gonna be a big deal. Which one's
to throw away. I got like, I got fifty of them,
and I'm like, we don't need all. We used me
and my wife. That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I get it, bro, I got like thirty of them
two yeah, and some have chips and some is my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
And I can't throw it out.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Right, So I'm gonna have to do that. Maybe maybe
I could give them away.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'll bring him to live at get Hots.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well you should. You shouldn't give them away. You should
auction them off.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Man, people walk them off, all right, make a I
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I like how you think it's it's a it's a
polar vortex here in New York City. My god, I
woke up. It's it's twenty one degrees. It's yeah, man,
this is the coldest day and in ten months in
New York City.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh my god, I walk my dogs in this stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh really yeah, yeah, wait, you already walked your dogs.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I already walked my dogs. Bro. You know I'm up
in the morning. They got to be walked. They walked
and fed and all that good stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
My dog is still sleeping in. Man, he sleeps in
with the wife.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't, I don't. I don't walk him until about
eight thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
No, no, no, if I left one of my dogs,
she would sleep till she would sleep till noon would sleep.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
No, no, no, Let let me teach you.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Let me teach you. Let me teach you.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm working, I teach you. Let me teach you. There
is no teaching.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, they're no, I'm I'm the dog wes Perver.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Listen, I'm listening, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
The longer you wait in the morning to walk the dog,
the sooner they poop, especially when it's twenty one degrees
out Tony, pay listen. I mean if it's a bomby eighty,
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'll take the walk. It's lovely.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I have Greek dog. You understand my dogs. My dogs
are trained today. They know we go outside, we poop,
we come back home.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh really, Yeah, they don't have a special spot that
they have to get to. The special spot for my
dog is is the furthest I walk away from this building.
That's his special spot, and he will not go until then.
I'm like, you gotta be kidding you. Look at all
these other places. Just snipping out any one of these
spots would be good.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
You don't like it.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I don't like it. Well, listen, man, we all have
our rituals. So let the dog have his ritual.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
If the dog wants to walk you to China Town
so he could take a ship, let him.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, I mean then I get then I then I
I get a little uh you know, uh sad for
him because it's what he looks forward to. That's why
he doesn't want to poop right away. It's a whole thing.
He's got to lick other dogs, peas, he's got to
lick balls, he's got to sniff asses.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
He's got his whole routine. That's all he cares about.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
You'll never go to school.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Do you ever have such a great life? Think about it?
Think about your life. If you were just all the
only thing you had to do was wake up, use
the bathroom, sniff some stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I can you imagine if if that was acceptable in.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Society, where you just just get to sniff, sniff, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Sniff and fules. We did that when we were like five.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Man, I get it. Though I wish I had a
dog when I was single, because I get it now.
You know, all of a sudden, your dog, there's a
there's a hot girl walking into her dog, and your dog,
you know, goes up to that dog and is sniffing
and licking genitals.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I think I think that.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I think that's a turn on for everybody, and it's
a good first move to get some dates.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
There was a girl by Gimpots the other night.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
She was walking around a little Boston Terrior, brown and
white Boston Terrier. Very attractive girl, but she was looking
for something because she went one way, then she went
the other way. I played with the all the little bit.
Then she left, then she came back. You know, he's
looking for an upper West side and with money.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Probably.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh damn, all right it is Uh, I gotta I
gotta tell the people it's bread bag Uh bread bag
weather today?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Do you know what bread bag weather is?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I don't know what bread bad weather is.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
You don't know what bread bag weather is.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
I don't, bro I mean, I'm telling you, I don't.
I've never heard of it before in my life.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's bread bag weather. I'm gonna just let that one
sit there for a little while. All right, it's bread
bag weather. Do you have any f us today? Tony
P Also, I, huh.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Did you see the supermoon tonight?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I didn't see. No, I didn't see no.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Super bright moon. It's not going to be that bridle
hanging low in another twenty years. Man.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh, that's cute.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Good good for the supermoon. No, yesterday, when I woke
up to the west, I looked out my window and
I guess it was the day before the supermoon because
the moon was hanging low and it was very very yellow,
very yellow.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
It almost looked like a mini sun in the sky.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
This was bright.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I took, like I said, I felt like it was
a daytime walking my dogs.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
It's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Let's get Ron right the way that hi, Rod, you're late, Ron.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I'm exactly on time. That's that's how I look at it.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, you can't look at it that way. You're you're
you're six minutes late, six minutes late. I'm gonna doctor
six minutes pay.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
You growing a mustache? Run?

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Oh my sa wait hold on, I'm trying to do
a little food man chew. I don't know, dude. Does
it make me look like dirty?

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Dirty?

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Well you look dirty anyway. So I'm digging this.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Wait a minute, Oh my god, you have one too.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I have a he's got a beard. No, you gotta
go food man chew.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Ron one thousand percent a thousand.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It'll work on you, brother, It'll work on you.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
And anything's gonna work on me. Look at this, put
them look at this quotum.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
That know why the food manchee will work on you?
You could turn into evil? Ryme when Ben's still had
to play evil in one of his terrible movies. He
went he went with the food man cheu or the mustache.
And now you know you're sitting there going, oh this
is evil Ben still?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yes, right when he was when he owned the gym right.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know. I don't pay attention to the Ben
Stiller movies.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
They're they're exhaustingly bad.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Hey, Ron, do you know what bread bag weather is?

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Say it again?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Bread bag weather. Now, all right, you didn't grow up poor.
All right, it's freezing.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Out, so let me get one thing.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Let me get you'd go pick up the warm brand
and put it in your coat when you walk back.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
No, okay, well sorry.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh bread bag weather is when you're I didn't even guess.
Well you'll, but you'll you'll go.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
You know, when you grew up as one of seven,
eight nine kids, they don't have the money to get
everybody winter gear. They didn't have the money. Plus, we
had real winters back then.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Oh you you stole it. You stole it.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Now. We would put our socks on right then we
would put bread bags on, and then we would squeeze
into our sneakers and whila, winter boots, bitches, winter boots
for everybody.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Growing up going to school in New Hampshire, yeah, we
wore what's it called gloshes?

Speaker 6 (08:38):
You know those those rubber things you put over your shoes. Gloshes. Right, yeah, dude,
everyone had gloshes in New England.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
No, no one wore fucking No one wore wonderbread bags.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Long Island, dude, bread fucking wonderbread bag.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
People wore that.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
But we didn't wear galoshes.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
We woreshes.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
We werelated.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, and they're for old.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
People, galoshes to keep your feet dry.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, but we didn't have glashes.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, I know you had paper. You had fucking bags
like animals.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
New Yorkers know.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
It wasn't just New Yorkers.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I guess my parents must have had money. I had boots.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
You had boots.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I had winter boots.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
But those boots were handed down from like my older
cousin to his brother to my brother to me.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Right, all right, it sounds like you could tell who
was like on the pecan order of like how poor
you were. Like the poor kids had the wonderbread bags,
like the rich kids had the Panera bread bags.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, you know our and our bread bags wasn't It
wasn't wonderbread.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
It wasn't what it was Peppers farm, peppers.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
You had a little bit of money. We were sucking
wonderbread down over here?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 6 (09:57):
Rich farm remembers had No.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
We had Pepperidge Farm because we had a store nearby
that sold the day the week old whatever the hell
it was called bread. It was it was thin as paper.
And then my mom would make the peanut butter and
jelly sandwiches on the Pepperidge Farm stale bread.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Listen, bro we were poor enough when my mother used
to actually bake the bread because it was cheaper. I
don't know what the hell bread costs, but she would
bake the bread like you know, bake the bread, baked
the bread for two bucks. I mean you know she stopped.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, if you like, I the supermarket I go to,
which is a half a block for me.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
It's uh, it's called trade Fair. But they were really the.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Story behind trade Fair. Trade Fair.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
That guy had thirteen sons and he opened the supermarket
for each one of his sons.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh wow, really rich, that's rich.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Wow, he's Aba.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
It wasn't rich. He started off you know, yeah, he's Arabic.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
He came in, he opened up a you know, the
other day he was working for twenty four hours selling Lucy's.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
So you know, that makes sense that because the trades
Fair is like half of what they sell is like
hulal products and very ethnic foods.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
They have a good international section.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, they do.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Even the expense that.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
I used to live across the street from one when
I grew and I was in Astoria.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Right, but doesn't what you said your mother baked bread.
Right to save money. But the people who go to
trade fair, like the immigrants, they're not buying the instant
rice because they no, they take the big fucking twenty.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Pounds bags of rice.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's what I have.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
That's like, like, that's probably a year it's worth of
fucking rice.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
We are one of those.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
They do the big fucking bags of flour.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's way better to make your own rice at home.
But be careful. They're saying some of the rice is plastic.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
No that is true.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't know if it's true.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Chopping up the plastic.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Rice no no, no, they in China, in Asia they're
adding little white plastic imitation rice to fill up the
volume to save on money.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
So here's the deal.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
You want to if you want to check if your
rice is plastic or real, they say, pour some rice
on a frying pan, heat it up. If it starts melting,
it's plastic, and unfortunately it's.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
God.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Do the test.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I'll do the test.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Put it on a frying pan, don't add anything to it,
turn on the heat and there should be a few
pieces that will start melting.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
We also eat the test on our honey.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Do you eat Campbell soup?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, Campbell soup is that well?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
The CEO of Campbell Soup was recorded on a hot
mic saying, I don't eat that ship.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's not even real chicken.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
It's not. The CEO said that it was.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
It was a disgruntled like one of their like technicians,
like scientists, you know what I mean. And he said
something happened, he got fired, and he said, you know what,
fuck it, I'm just gonna spill the beans.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
All right, listen to me.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
We gotta say allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, the guys just pissed off.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I don't know, I get it.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
That's what I'm That's why you're prophecy it.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
He disgruntled ahead.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I wouldn't be surprised by the way. And also, Chris
makes a very good point. Isn't rice cheaper than plastic?
So why are they cutting up the plastics? What do
you mean now? I would think that I would think plastic.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
You know, you gotta grow the rice.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
The fucking labor you gotta, you gotta.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Cultivate the life is everywhere.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
You can take some plastic out of your brain and
make the rice we have us we have. This is true,
and it's it's crazy every human being at this point
on Earth because plastic was introduced into our society on
a mass scale, like in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Can I can I can.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I show my knowledge because I learned from your on
Can I? I think every human being has the equivalent
of like a pletho spoon? Right, I got it right? Right?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Right?

Speaker 6 (14:18):
We have if you take a.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Sterling silver spoon, that's we have that amount in our
fucking brain.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
We used to be sofa probably at some point in time.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Right Wait, listen, dude, back in the early seventies, look
at Look at these shelves of a supermarket. Every fucking
soda pop was in a glass bottle. Everything was in
a glass bottle.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I want to Today's a big day in my house.
We're going to get the family Christmas tree, all right?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
And I gave up. I think I'm up to three.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I gave up three years ago getting Christmas trees here
in New York City. I had to give up. How
to give up? It's the principle of the thing. And
I got some numbers. What do you think the average
Christmas tree is going for on the streets in New
York City?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
We're doing.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
We're talking like.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
A six to seven footer.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Most people want an eight footer though they really want
the eight footer, but sixty.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
I'm going to break it down for you, buddy. I'm
gonna break it down for it.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Got average price fifty bucks.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Now, but let me break it down for you. So
if you want to do like a six seven foot
spruce whatever, and you want to buy one in Manhattan,
it's going to cost you about two fifty. You want
to go to Brooklyn, it's going to cost you about
two hundred. You want to go to you want to
go to the Bronx, it's gonna cost you.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
About one sixty. Guess who sells them for ninety dollars?
Home At policy Whole Foods.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Whole Foods, Old.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Foods will will not go over ninety dollars for a
tree if you want to get it.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
If you want to get a live tree, look it up.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Whole Foods is their policy is trees do not go
over ninety dollars. Really same, that same fucking height six
seventy is too fifty in Manhattan.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
It's to know why, ron Because who owns Whole Foods,
Basil Jeff It's base so it's it's.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
The big guy, the Amazon guy, Amazon, the Amazon guy.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
So it's just a big guy knocking out the little
guy again. You know, pay a hundred fifty OUs for
a tree. Go pay two hundred fifty dollars for your tree, man,
give it to the little guy, Give it to the
little Tell me you're gonna have no more little guys
the same the same way.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
We don't wait, wait, I needed first, Ron, I need
it tag.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Okay, we handle my light work here to take care
of this guy.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
This is what it works for me. This is light
work for me to handle him. And Principal Tony P
I absolutely agree with you take care of the little guy.
But the little guy priced himself out of the fucking market.
When you go into the corner and a Christmas tree,
Ron is right, it's going for two to two hundred,
no between two hundred and three hundred dollars for six
the fuck fuck the little guy. He just placed himself out.

(17:04):
So now I do hundred dollar tree. And then on
top of it, let me go, let me good luck,
let go of me.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
The other thing is then, because no one wants to
store the stupid Christmas stand every year, most of us
live in small apartments. We don't have room for the
Christmas stand to sit in a fucking closet for eleven
and a half months. Those go for thirty dollars a piece.
They're killing us on the streets of New York. So
in this case, fucked the little man. And then it

(17:33):
turns out it's not even the little man. I've seen
the giant trucks coming down Broadway, Giant, giant fucking trucks
dropping about one hundred trees every couple of blocks. Those
guys are a huge corporation the way it's the small
guy coming from Canada. They hire these Canadian fucking college

(17:54):
kids come to make it all look like, oh look,
we're just the small family business. Your Christmas trees this year.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
I'll give you a perfect example, by the way, Tony, Tony,
it's not. It's not small little business. Op's one hundred
percent right. The CVS and a story on the corner
of dit Mars and thirty first Street. It's the same
fucking two or three people every fucking year.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
And so I talked to them because it's right there, right.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
I don't buy a tree, but like, hey, how you doing.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Man's good? To see you again, you Jewish?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Why would you?

Speaker 6 (18:26):
You're all it's all.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Coming from Vermont in Canada, right and and you're right.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
You get these fucking semi trailers pulling.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Up every every week, dumping off the fucking trees.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
With all the roads that we have on top of
the fucking pack, with all the polls we have on
the roads, on top of what taxes these got got
to pay, on top of what permits. These guys got
a file off for who knows what it's cost them
just to be on that street corner. It's not free
to set on that street corner. What do you think
it's random?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Now, they made it, They made a deal with the city.
The city's getting there there fucking greasy, That's what I mean.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Every it's it's it's mostly the city, I think, in
the state.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
But by point by point I can simplify this. This
is not a small business situation in general. I get it.
I try to support small business over the giant corporations
every chance I get. But this Christmas tree thing is
not small business whatsoever. I've talked to a bunch of
these guys. They live in a heated van for about
a month, and they had the time of their lives.

(19:26):
They got two guys, they rotate. The one guy goes
out and gets fucked up in all the local bars
on the Upper West Side. I've seen him at Get
Parts even. They all have that Canadian a accent, that
bringing broads home to the heated van, telling the other guy,
you know, get the fuck out of the van, it's
your turn, and then he goes in there and sleeps
with some New York betty. They have the life. But

(19:48):
then I asked him, I'm like, they're they're basically making
a very small salary and making a lot of money
on tips. That's it. That's what's going on many but.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
The young guys in the banging girls. So it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's it sounds like an amazing fucking job, of course
it does. But but it don't be fooled that this
is a small business operation and really fast.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
This is my this is my question.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Then yeah, if all of those things but to go away,
Let's say everybody just starts buying that stuff from Whole Foods,
and you know, there's ninety dollars trees and at some
point in time, you can be able to push a
button if you have enough money. Now you just push
a button. Some guys come put up your tree and
do all that stuff for you.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Right, you could do that now.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
So Christmas time there's there's no longer. Let's say, trees
on the street. Is it really New York at Christmas time?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Then it's not New York.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Hypotheticals, now hypotheticals, it's.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Not Christmas in New York. If if for an eight
foot tree, you're spending over three hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
I'm just saying, Christmas in New York when Christmas take away,
take away the trees, take away the roasted chestnuts, take
away the horse take away the horse drawn carriages.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
What have we got?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
No one, no one? And I'm.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
The first time he makes sense.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Let's get rid of this and Christmas thing and let's
go fucking fully with Hanakha.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
Let's let's fucking make Mundani crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I lost Ron, I lost Ron. No one likes chestnuts,
by the way, no one, No, I've never seen anyone
by the stupid chestnuts.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
And my father chestnuts. Man, he has to make us them.
They smelled.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
You hear what you just said. He used to make
us eat him.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah, Well, everybody's doing what they want to do. Nobody's
being made to do anything anymore, made to do stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Tody's on a rant today, Tony, let me tell you
this much so uh. In principle, I do agree with
you that the big corporations are wiping out all the
little guys. And I don't like that at all. Okay,
but I I have I have noticed that this Christmas
tree on the side streets is bullshit. That's a huge
corporation too. So listen to me. I I take my daughter.

(22:08):
It's me and my daughter's thing. They take my daughter
out of school an hour early. We take a little
ride about I don't know, almost an hour north of
the city. Right this year, I'm getting a tree from
a firehouse that's small business right there, because all the
money is gonna help the firehouse, and they're not gonna
hammer me for three hundred I think, I think, with

(22:28):
a decent tip, I leave with a tree today for
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Hey, Tony, Tony, you got a family for living in
New York City. They can't fucking afford a two hundred
dollar tree, but they can afford a ninety dollars tree.
And they can, and they and they can sider around
the tree and celebrate the birth of your God.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
You know what I have?

Speaker 4 (22:49):
I have a pre lit tree. I take it out
of the garage every year. I plug it in. The
lights are already on. I got to argue with nobody.
My wife puts the ornaments on and I'm good. It
cost me three hundred bucks about four four years ago.
One purchase.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
We don't have. We don't have our ridge, we don't
have stores for a freak Christmas tree. We don't have
a garage, we don't have an attic, we don't have
a basement.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Hey, Tony, how much do you pay? Old hold on, Tony,
how much did you pay for that electric tree?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
It was about three hundred bucks or something like that.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
Right, Hey, your buddy Donald Trump, who you fucking love?

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Because of the tariffs, they're not about hundred dollars, they're
about five hundred dollars. Every fucking tree comes from China
and Asia, and there's a thirty to fifty percent tariff.
Now electric trees are five hundred dollars. Thank you, Donald Trump?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
All right, Donald Trump, bro, it's not Donald Trump? All right?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, Donald Trump's God, you're you're you're hope.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Can I say one more thing about the the Christmas trees.
When I first moved to New York City, they never
ever ever put up.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
The Christmas trees before Thanksgiving. Now they do it a
week before, two weeks before.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh yeah, they're trying to make their money.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
It was like clockwork.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
The day after Thanksgiving the fucking stand will go up.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Now it's two weeks earlier.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
And here's another sign that it's not working anymore. It's
I know these trees are purposely grown for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I'm not stupid.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
You see the mountains that are just filled with Christmas trees.
And but my point is like, uh, day after Christmas,
you see all the fucking trees that they did not
sell that they're just now have to put it through.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
A wood chipper.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's a lot.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
When I first moved to New York, a lot of
these uh.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Tree areas whatever they they they sold out, they sold out,
but not anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
They're left with a lot of trees, a lot of trees.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
All right, Well they chop it up, turn it to
mulch and cell to you at home.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah I understand that, but my point is that you're
out of your mind paying over three hundred dollars for
an eight foot fucking tree.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
You can't afford it.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
What the fuck you want to choose a tree or
you want to choose to pay your fucking car insurance.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Well it leads into guess that's what city is the
most stressed out city in the world New York City
before the list came out, would we beat We We
beat cities that you would be scared to walk around it.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
We beat cities where bombs are going off?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Yeah, Troy, how about Compton, California?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
All that? New York City is the worst city in
the world. It's the most stressed out city in the
world because of this.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
This is.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
The cost of living, the cost of goods. It's absolutely insane.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
So I don't know the name of the city.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
So the most stressed out city in the world is
New York City because it's so expensive to live here,
the stress of getting by. And then they had the
least stressful city in the world and it's a city
in the Netherlands.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh wow, but that's probably really boring. That's the problem
with living in a city that's not stressed.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
They're probably really boring people.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
You know, I like a little action I'm not gonna
lie to you, but you know I've said it many times.
Soon as you leave your apartment in New York City,
you feel it in the air. Everyone is just getting
ready for the hustle. Everyone is wound way too fucking tight.
People think I'm wound too tight. This is not this
is nothing. This is nothing. You guys know this like

(26:25):
people are ready to fight the entire day. They're ready
to fight. That's what this city does to you.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Well, and today's also gridlock day, so they're telling you
don't drive into the city because it's gridlock. And Wednesday
when I was coming to the show and for the
five o'clock show, Yeah, I've never seen the subways so
fucking packed. You couldn't walk on the platform, you couldn't
get into the train.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Things are picking up for the holidays in New York City.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
You know why they had the tree lighting, so now
you got what it was there lighting. So now you
got all these people, excuse me coming in from Jersey
Long Island Center. Oh yeah, and they're all coming just
to take a look at the Rockefeller Christmas tree. They
make so much stupid buddy, Oh.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Are you gonna take your kids and you're gonna take
the wife and kids to see the tree?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
We have. It's not a necessity, but we have. Uh
yeah we will probably. I mean they they close down
Fifth Avenue, which is kind of nice, I think on
the weekends, so that that's very very festive. But be
careful if you go to the Rockefeller Christmas Tree. There
are places you can't stand all of a sudd I'm like,
oh look, I got a spot and I could see

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the tree perfectly. There's I'm there's my line. Is there
one hundred thousand people there at any given moment for this?

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Fucking Are you doing the ice skating too?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I don't do the ice skating there now, no no
that can't go ice skate for like ten minutes seventy
five dollars? Well, I don't know, but we should look
that up too. And you can't even move. They pack
the ice rink at Rockefeller Centers because it's the thing
to do. You can get your video for Instagram. Look
at me. I'm on the ice skating rig, but they

(28:06):
put so many people on it you could you could walk.
You can walk around the rink in ice skates. That's
the best you can do. I don't even know why
you would put ice skates on because you're not skating.
But I try to stand in an area and this
lady comes running, I mean running up to me. Excuse me,
excuse me? Can I see your pa? My pass? This
is a VIP area sponsored I forgot the sponsor this

(28:29):
point sponsored by blah blah blah. And if you have
a pass, you're not allowed to stand there to look
at the tree.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
That's when you say Opie, back, when you say listen, bitch,
I'm Gregory Opie.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Who's you fucking woose?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
What's a wo's?

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Oh? I've got a little doctor shoots by the.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Way Rockefeller Center, okay.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
General tickets from twenty two dollars to one hundred and
twenty four dollars. Okay for VIP skating, which is sixty
minute session on the ice, one hundred and twelve to
two hundred and four dollars. And then you can get
a prese skate chalet for from between ninety to four
hundred and seventy dollars.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
They're making bad chalet with the what it's a little
like they're like little globes and you go in it's.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
All nice and warm. Yeah. Five hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Hey, Donald, No, that's for one person.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
So a family of four, you're not You're not skating
for less than five six hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
It's ridiculous, and.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
It's ridiculous, you know, if you want, Have you ever
I was skating in Central Park?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I have, It's not I've done that, And honestly they, uh,
that's the Donald Trump rink.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Trump put that rink in back in the back.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Of the day. There's two rinks uptown.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Hold on the rink near like the rink near like
fifty seventh Street, right.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Donald Trump used to manage that and then he fucking
he went bankrupt or something.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
It was his gift to the city rod the gift
that keeps on giving. By the way, the city wouldn't
release renew his lease. Right, So I don't know, but
if you can, I.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Tell you the difference between the two ice rinks. It's
kind of funny because the same thing as with the
bike path. So if you the ice rink near fifty
seventh Street, oh my god, that ice is just smooth
as could be. I mean smooth, and you go around
like you're a rock star, like you're getting ready for

(30:33):
the Olympics. You go uptown, you go uptown to that rank.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
They got potholes, yeah, but the one uptown is massive.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
It's the entire they freeze the Olympic pool.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Right.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
But uh with the bike path, like I uh a
little older now, I still could do it, but it's
not as easy as the old days. But I would
get on my bike and I would go all the
way up to the GWB and check out the little
red lighthouse that's underneath the bridge.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
They wrote a book about it. And then I would
turn around. From there.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
The bike path starts out Priceines, just beautiful, beautiful fields
for the kids to play on. Right, and then the
further you get up uptown, Oh by god, they don't
take care of the bike path. They don't take care
of the ball fields. It's like two different fucking worlds.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Man. I've got biking at Riverside.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
I used to live on ninety third Riverside Park, so
I used to bike up to the GWB, the George
Washington Bridge. Once you start, you know, at ninety third
in Riverside Park, you start up, it's beautiful, man, good nights.
It's like lifestyles of the rich and famous. Once you
get like into the hundreds.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
There's no more path through. You got to go into
the fucking street and you got to go into the highway.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
No, you could take a bike path all the way
to the gw B. But but it's not maintained like
it is.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
No, it's not maintaining. There's parks, when you have to potholes.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
There's there's dead but basically dead bodies. You gotta swerver
around better.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Actually, us gets better. We start in Pelham Bay. We
have a Pelham Bay Park, by the way, is the
largest park in New York City. And the bike path
starts shitty because it starts in the Bronx and the
further north you brought towards Westchester, it gets better.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Actually.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh, it's almost like a glass path. It's almost like
the Wizard of Oz path by the time you get
out of the city. So, uh, this person goes ew
dead bodies. All right. We got Richie rich coming in
with Huda Man. I know Ron's got stuff to talk about. Uh,
we got fus. If you guys got anything that bothered

(32:43):
you this week. I got a quick f you, really quick,
really quick and stupid. My few just to get the
chat going is all the people that feel like they
have to they have to clap when a plane lands.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
What what?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Why are you surprised? Why are you surprised? I hate
those people. Do people still do that the emergency exits
without the slide?

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Do people really still do that? It was the lifetime
you flew.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
It's been a couple of years, to be honest with you.
But but I understand. All right, Look, any flight that
is more than an hour, people will clap when it lands.
Are you serious? You don't fly?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Do you no?

Speaker 6 (33:32):
The last time I flew, well I know, I oh wait,
I just I forgot.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I flew to my my nephew's wedding in Atlanta. That
was less than a year. And yes, we did clap.
I not we.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Everyone clapped and we landed in Atlanta.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Fact, I mean, hey, okay, oh my god, are you
fucking somebody?

Speaker 6 (33:56):
You did? You went into a different dimension. I don't
know what happened.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Your FROs jumping froze for a second.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, oh huh, I.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Was, I was panicking it. I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
All right, clap because we maybe wait did they hear
the whole thing about me landing? Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, everything.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
All right, Do you guys got a few? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Hold on, I just want to say, when you fly
to Israel, on LLL and clap. Now that they sing
they sing the national anthem, they sing have a tanila dona,
they sing the national anthem. Every time people are clapping
the chairing like it's a fucking miracle.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Now you're but now you're making a good point. There
are there are times you should clap. When the plane
lands flying into Afghanistan, I'm flapping.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
I got here flying into Israel.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Israel, I think is on that list.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
When you flying to Israel and they sing having a Guila,
which is the natural anthem, it really does give you
goose bumps.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Okay, because this guy came across my feet and he
was talking about something that I was thinking about.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Where do they put all the fuel in the planes?

Speaker 6 (35:02):
In the wings? In the wings?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Say, it's in the wings, but have you ever seen
like the schematic of a wing.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
No, it's in the it's in the wings. And that's
why some planes if you don't by the way, this
is true.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
You know that plane that went up and there's been
a few crashes where the plane goes up and then
it just nose dives, and that's because.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
They they didn't properly.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
You have to you have to position the fuel in
a certain way so the plane will get up, and
they they over I don't know they they didn't position
the fuel and the wings in the right position, and
it was too heavy in the front. It's a it's
a it's very scientific and how you how you gas
up a plane?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Yeah, but my question is if it's five thousand gallons
of fuel, you've seen what five thousand gallons of fuel
looks like.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
That's a lot of fuel.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
It's not fitting in those, it's not fitting those.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
What's the conspiracy question.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
There's no fuel. It's it's it's it's run by magic.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'm not saying that.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
I'm just saying magic.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
They're not telling us that the planes are flying with
magic dust. Now, okay, magic dust.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Hey do you remember that like a month ago, that
ups fucking plane.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
The engine came off.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
And it was like a mile of fire. Oh yeah,
because it was completely filled with fuel. And that's what
fucking fuel does when you crash for the full thing
you fuel. There was a mile of fucking there was
a there was a minle.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Video was absolutely I thought it was AI because nowadays,
you know, you gotta like question everything you see on
the internet. At first, at first, before I knew the
full story, I'm like.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
That has to be AI.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
That's insane.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
It looked like the explosions in Tropic Thunda where Danny McBride.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Is going right right. So you guys got a fuse.
I mean, I got I got another, I got another one.
If you don't have one, go There's a new trend
where people are calling cereal soup. Come on, bro, yeah,
it's just just ignore those people. I think they're rage baiting.
As as you know, the word of the year is

(37:14):
rage baiting. I think people saying cereal is soup is
now a thing.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
I'll tell you what you want to fucking rage bait.
Here's here's a nice one. Exactly, a sandwich, a hot
dog is a hot dog is actually a sandwich, I.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Think, so, Tom Brett, I'm I'm with that. I'm I'm
and I'm not trying to rage bait. Yeah, hot dog
is a sandwich.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
So let me tell you what I'm what I'm what
I've been, Uh, this is what this is my thing.
By the way, I know you have a dog, you
have anything else besides the dog.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh, we got a we got a fat guinea pig.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
Do you really I had a guinea pig, Tony? What
about you? You got pets?

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I got two dogs.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Let me that's just something I don't and you may
be biased. Do you consider your dog's overweight? No?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I try really hard because I got a giant dog.
They don't live as long, so we're trying to We're
trying to keep us This is boring, but basically we
try to keep his weight down and and every time
we go to the ved, we're doing a pretty good job.
Will go maybe lose a pound, two pounds, but in
general you're doing well, Tony.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
What about you? Your dogs look fat?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
One of my dogs has cancer, so she's not fat, okay.
And the other one she goes up and down if
I if she gets a little too thick in the waist.
She's a French bullbo soil. She gets a little tooth thick.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I can't tack a little on the food, Okay.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
So I want to tell you why I'm bringing this up.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
All right?

Speaker 5 (38:37):
You know what, you know, all those weight loss drugs
and everyone's fucking us weight. It's like they're categorized as
like the GLP, they're called g LP one drugs.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Right, So here's here's the here's the reality.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Sixty percent of cats and dogs in America are clinic
glee obese, which which is resulting in there are one
hundreds of thousands of cats and dogs with diabetes. So
now so now they are coming up with that. By
the way, they're not calling it g l P one.

(39:16):
They're calling it MIAW one. They're coming out with Ozentic
for cats experience. It's yet you insert it and he's insane. Bro,
It's yep, it's a real fucking thing. They're it's they're
they're gonna do a two year trial. They're gonna get
FDA approval and then they're gonna treat. Then they're gonna
move it over to dogs, and they're gonna.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Put it in common society instead of saying, you know,
just feed your dogs less, or instead of giving people
a course to say this is how you should treat
an animal.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, just give the dogs ospic. Let's tell you some
more ship here. Here's as a dog owner. You know,
my dog is stubborn. He knows where the good stuff's
coming from. You know, the grease from making hamburgers or
the cutting off the fatah off the steak. He waits
for those days, you know, don't we don't do that
every day. Obviously, as soon as you start doing that

(40:09):
with your dog, that's all he wants to eat. He
don't know. He doesn't give a shit about his health.
So there are times as a dog owner you have
to give him a dry bowl of fucking dog food
and let it sit there. He'll eventually eat it. You
start feeling bad because he's not eating, but you're like,
you can't feed him the garbage every day.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
They had this, They had this news segment on like
Good Morning America, and then Will Reeves, Christopher Reeve's son
who's on the show, goes, you know, I have a
follow up question, why don't you just stop? Why don't
you stop overfeeding your dog? Like why give it medicine?
It's not like your dog or cat is sneaking into

(40:50):
the kitchen and open it up the fred you're the
one feeding it.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Run You're hunter said, right, and you gotta talk about
this very carefully. But we set it at get Parts
the other night. There are people in this fucking building.
I don't recognize anymore. They look like melting candles.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Right.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
There are people that need to be on this stuff
for real health issues, but a ton of people are
using it because it's the shortcut to losing weight.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
It's easy.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
We eating a little less every once in a while.
They would rather take the shortcut. And with that, I
want to show you something really fast. And it's not
fair because she's in mourning. That's what everyone is saying,
you know, leave her alone. She's in mourning. But has
anyone seen what Kelly Osmoren looks like.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, everyone's saying it has to be reconized one of
these medications. This is what Kelly Osbourne looks like, reill
a young girl.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Yeah, it's it's unrecognizable. Jesus Christ. It looks like Ozzy
with the glass. She looks like he looks like her father.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Now, yeah, that looks insanely unhealthy. But because the ghost,
be careful because if you say anything online about that video,
leave her alone. She just lost her daddy, I lost
my mom. I'm not looking like a skeleton, not yet.
But seriously, man, yeah, everyone's saying that has to be

(42:10):
one of these drugs. We don't know for sure. So
we gotta be careful obviously, but wanted to do that
to yourself. But you know what's funny, It's like, why
don't you think that looks better than being a little ubbie?

Speaker 5 (42:20):
It does it, But it's funny like humans are taking
exective because they can't control their own diet and they
now can't control the diet of their dogs. They don't
have the impulse power to say no. Do they tell
your dog your cat now? Or you're you know, come
hungry the puppy.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
You eat it?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Well, listen, we gotta be, once again, really careful. There
are people everyone knows someone in their life that really
truly needs something like this for serious health issues.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
Reasons diabetes, for Christ's sake, and.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
It's become the trendy thing to do instead of like, dude,
I'm I suffer to try to like keep my weight down.
I suffer to try to lose ten pounds every year,
losing I gain it back. And then you see these
people doing literally nothing and losing all that. It's like,
what the what the aft?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I don't know, Tony, I'm.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Just gonna make a comment.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
I don't know why, but from the forehead up, dude,
I keep seeing pee Wee Herman.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
What's going on? Bro?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
It's the light, man, it's the light.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
My lighting makes me look like I have cotton candy hair.
I mean, you know, I'm hanging in there up top,
but some mornings it looks like I got cotton candy
for hair.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
You consider yourself lucky. You got a good head of hair.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I look like freaking I look like the bad tomb Dude.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
You look like pee Wee Herman and pee Wee's playhouse.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
You look like you've grown a carrot on the top
of your head at.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
The top of my head. Well, I've got no hat man. Sorry,
now you got.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
Now you look like the un Obama.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
You're good.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Wait, you guys don't have any other refews? I got
one more.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
A lot of people, huh, you hate a lot of.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Not really just for the show.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
And then I turned this off, and I actually I would.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Toby, did I say something before you go into your
happy stuff?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Is boring?

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Won't be I have a nice segue with Ozzy Osbourne.
If you want to wait a second before your next few.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I'm just trying to fill up space because you guys don't.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Have fus young the allow me to fill up the
space for it now, really, Ryan, allow me to help out.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Listen back to this and who filled up more space today? Roan,
You certainly fill up more space on the camera.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Look at this. People want to wear my skin, turning
it something.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Putting any facial hair on that face is a sin.
You're covering up the beauty of it.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Dude, I'm gonna shave it. It's it's it's it's it's
taking away from beauty. Shave it, leave it, bro taking
away from beauty.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
So, speaking of Ozzy Osbourne, right, you know they're coming
out with the sequel to this is Spinal Tap.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
Yes, so Ozzy Osbourne.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Two people came out and said they fucking hated the
movie because in their eyes, it was a documentary mocking them.
Two musicians said that, Ozzy Osbourne and Steven Tyler.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Oh okay, here's the quote.

Speaker 6 (45:15):
Here's the quote from Ozzy Osbourne.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I lost it for a second. So you're talking about
the original Spinal Tap.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
I'm talking about the original Spinal Top. They're making a
sequel the original Spinal Tap. When it came out, Ozzy
Osbourne said, I was the only person in the theater
not laughing.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
He said, I was, oh, here it is.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
I was the only person in the audience that wasn't
laughing because it really was like a documentary to me,
these things actually happened. Everybody would go, oh haha, number eleven.
He goes, I did that, you know, when they say
what's the mac turned up to eleven?

Speaker 6 (45:54):
He goes.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Ozzy goes, dude, I fucking said that. And he goes,
when they get lost going to the stage, that fucking
happened to me. He goes, this was this was uh
like a gut punch to me. And Steven Tyler said
he thought they were marking him. He thought they were
actually marking him when they made the movie, because he goes,
there was some things that were so similar. He says, uh,

(46:18):
he thought they were marking him because it was so real.
I guess there's a scene in the movie. Whether in
backstage there was a mini bread scene that was increased
and spinal top backstage is a minibread scene.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Steven Tyler said that was so real. He started crying,
and so.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Steven Tyler goes, I would He goes, we were so
famous at one point we were fucking divas, and he goes,
we would demand a giant roasted turkey.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Yeah, no gravy, no stuff. We just wanted the pure protein.
And we would make them fucking cook up, just fucking like,
you know, three or four turkeys for everybody.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
And Steve even Tyler would go, he come off stage
with twelve ounces of Jack Daniels in him and h
and and a half a gram of talking powder right right,
rucy sweating, and he goes, he would look at that
fucking roasted turkey, goes hew, and he would flip it over.
And he goes, every time I flipped over that turkey,
he goes, I would feel so fucking good about myself.

(47:22):
And he goes, there's a scene in Spinal Tap. There's
a there's a bread scene in spinal tap. Backstage, and
Steven Tyler goes, I'm convinced they they got that from Aerosmith.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
I look, I of course they did. Of course that
documentary was insanely accurate. You know, Steven Tyler, he should
just he should have just had a sense of humor
about it. He knows how ridiculous it is to be
in a band, and the stuff that goes on backstage
on stage on the on the tour bus. So the
so the Spinal Tap pretty much documented that ship and

(47:53):
made it funny at the same time, he said, and.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
He thought it was a parcel.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah, if he thought it crying, that's because you being
a piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
So it just proves that you're a piece of ship
and uh cry.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Then maybe that's why they wrote the song crying Tan, Yeah,
he said. He said he took it so personal that
he said, well, you know what, I'm gonna have to get.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Over it because I'm a professional. But he thought it
was a personal attack on him.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
So Spinal Tap too is going to be a pile
of ship, right.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I don't think that they waited too long to make
the sequel, because first of all, there's not even there's
not even rock bands anymore. So what are you gonna
be mocking? You're gonna be mocking like Sabrina Carpenter and
and bed Bunny and the tailors. Who are you going
to be mocking because there's no real rock bands anymore?

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Tour? You know that's Jesus.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Uh be, I think you're kind of right on that,
Like where are the where are the Tory rock bands?
Where all the Dave Grolls and you know the fucking
rock bands that were hustling guns and Roses, Aerosmith, fucking
food Fighters. They're hustling going from gig to gig because
they just fucking loved it.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
These kids are not listening to the rock man, not much.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Yeah, they're all YouTube staves.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Although, uh you know, I walked by my son was
two nights ago and he was listening to the Killers,
uh bright side. I was like, Okay, there's there's hope
he's gonna like some rock. These kids don't like rock man.
I'm telling you, I'm in it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I got two kids, they're both teenagers.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Now I'm in it.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
God bless you. Bro.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Well, it's funny. When we were growing up, dude, all
we listened to is like a C. D C. Pink,
Floyd Seppling, Arrowsmith.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
That's all we when we bow up.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Yeah, when we grew up, you didn't have you didn't
have it. If you were if you had a television
in your room, you were lucky.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
So what did you get?

Speaker 4 (49:57):
You got the record player, you got the tape deck,
and you shat there listen to stuff, and your friends
came over and you talked, right, people don't do that.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
No more people.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Sitting in their rooms playing games where they'd beaten each
other up on the games.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Right, as far as I know, that's what my friends
kid does. And uh, they talked to each other from
the couch.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, I mean, I think rock did it to themselves.
Though you know, it's really it's really kind of a
bummer that there's no rock bands anymore in general, But
I think they did it to themselves. I would like
to do a deep dive on what happened where rock
literally went away, literally went away? Was it because it
was easier to make music in a studio without all
those people? Whether did they rely on the computers and

(50:38):
everything else? And they didn't really need to like set
up a traditional studio with the entire band.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
But they had to have done it to themselves.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
And there has to be a jumping off point that
as I as I have this thought today, I don't
I don't know you know what it is, but it's
worth looking into. Can I know? Can I just dude,
you could say this one hundred times, we please stop.
We're not here for the nonsense. Jim Norton said that
you made Ozzie sit outside and annoyed him. I never
did that, all right, So I trussed your stupid questions.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
So can you move on?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
This guy literally made twenty accounts to say this today.
These people are fucking lunedi. I just knows. Yeah, see,
because because the narrative is I was just a terrible
person when I did the big radio show. Everything I
did was just terrible.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Listen, hold on, hold on, I gotta say something. I
just met you. I know nothing about what you did
in the past. I really don't, right. I know that
you will judge with this and you were that.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
But that being said, from the day I met you,
you've been nothing.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
But nice to me.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Bro. That's the That's exactly right, exactly, I don't know
exactly right people.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
It's all it's all for show people, Opie Greg, Opie
hughes Is.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
He's a sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Thank you. This stupid narrative that people are trying to
push forward is ridiculous. I sleep very well at night.
I took care of a lot of people in this
you know, all.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Right, in a way, you're like Donald Trump, my friend.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Probably the guy was you know, the guy who was
probably rage baiting, and he got me good for him.
But you know, I made Ozzie wait. Let me, let's
let's let's walk through that scenario. One of the biggest
rock stars ever, right, ever, ever, ever, he's outside the
OPI and Anthony studio waiting because me, even though I
was on a big radio show. Who do you think

(52:35):
is bigger in that scenario? So now are you wielding
this power to make Ozzie wait? And Ozzy the greatest,
one of the greatest rock stars ever? Is gonna put
up with that ship?

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Oh go away, you loser. I answer your stupid question.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
You got me rage baiting, which is fine because it's
good for the show, But move on with your dumb knock.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
I have a feeling till you interviewed Ozzie many times.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
He was awesome.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
He dude, he comes across as actually an incredibly intelligent, witty,
funny guy.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (53:08):
He's He's very funny. He was very very funny. He
he was very humble. He was very smart. You know,
the mumbling was the mumbling was a little tough at
times to try to understand what he was saying. But
when you're what he was saying, yeah, highly intelligent. But
what I took away from Ozzie, Uh you know, and

(53:28):
and Jim Norton gets all the credit. Jim Norton had
the U had the relationship with Ozzy. What you take
away from it, He was so appreciative, so humble. You
couldn't believe you you were in the presence of Ozzy.
You would think he would have that attitude like they
they portrayed in spinal Tap, you know what I mean.
But he was so down to earth.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
What I think people don't realize.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
And like matter of fact, her, his daughter Kelly Osbourne
and the son Jack talk about it. There's like people
don't realize, Like when my dad was in the studio
making records.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
Yeah, like he's he's like.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
An idiot savant. He was like he was like a
genius right creating the music. People don't realize that he was.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
He was.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
He knows all the instruments, he can play everything. He's
like a musical prodigy. It's not like a flute that
he had the success.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
There you go, all right, we gotta I think we
got to start wrapping up right. We haven't even done anything.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
We haven't done nothing.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I gotta explain this to people too, because uh, you know,
there's a. There's a lot of podcasters. They can't do
this every day. They simply can't do this every day,
so they do one a week to a week. I
do this every day because it's it's it's my nature.
I've been doing this my entire life. It's easy to
do an hour of this every day, but I got
We try to keep them short because I know everyone

(54:46):
has a million fucking podcasts that they're they're trying to
get to, So I try to make it short, make
it quick, hit hard and fast, and we move on.
So that's my philosophy.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
That's my philosophy with the girls.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Hey, Opie, since you're talking about everyone in their fucking
mother even Trader Joe's has a podcast, right, it's it's yes,
you want it quickly before we go. The list just
came out, the top ten podcasters of the year twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
Dude, I went, I didn't see us, No, I see Sophie.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Maybe maybe next year you want to go through the
list quickly, I'll be honest with You're wrong. You you
sent me this list, and you know there was a
time I knew all. I knew all, and I.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Say this in quotes.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
All the competitors in radio, Me and Anthony while we
were in our heyday and we looked at all of them.
None of you are on our fucking level, even you,
Howard Stern, you bitch. So I'm a podcaster now, I'm
a live streamer now, and you send me this list.
I don't know half these fucking guys.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
I don't you want to go go? You want to
go from ten to one quickly?

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, maybe some of them. Let's see,
these are the top ten podcasters for twenty s.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
You know how they You know, at the end of
the year they come the top ten thiss top ten
names for dogs, right, right, just came out top ten
podcasters for the year twenty ending for the year twenty
twenty five, number ten, right, the Diary of a CEO
And do you know this?

Speaker 6 (56:23):
No, the diaries he know? All right? You know this
is one number nine, number nine, like the Beatles app
of number nine? Right?

Speaker 5 (56:31):
No, this past weekend with THEO Vaughn, I know the one.
What are your thoughts on THEO?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Didn't you start with you?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Like you're responsible for his career, right.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I've said it this way, He's just career talented when
he was on my show. He literally did start on
my show. I brought him when no one knew who
the fuck he was, no one knew the podcast, and
I took a chance on him. And then if of course,
he returned to favor nicely by canceling when I was
I almost had him on this podcast years ago, but
he canceled last minute. I haven't heard from him since. Hey, THEO,

(57:08):
go fuck yourself, go after yourself. Yeah, clip this and
send it to THEO. So the point with THEO is,
I'll tell you this much. He's a talented guy. He's
absolutely talented, but the level of his of his success
does not make sense what soever. That's what I say today.

(57:31):
And and and I think he's I think he plays
that stupid card pretty well. He's a I think he
I think he really is a dumb guy.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Well, you know what, I don't want to like goople
on people because he is going through a tough time
right now.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Well what he was talking about suicidal thoughts and stuff,
and he.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Had he tried to do his Netflix special at Beacon
Theater and he got booed, he got boot off the stage.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
The amount of guys, the amount of guys, right, and look,
I think Anthony's on the same page with this shit.
The amount of guys that we helped with their careers,
the amount of guys that we put on our giant
radio show before they had their own show, before they
had their own podcast, before they were selling out arenas

(58:17):
they were coming in to fucking sell hopefully a few
extra tickets for Carolides. Right, and then you fast forward.
We don't have the big fucking show anymore. I don't
sit in the big seat anymore. And these mother efforts
all turn their backs on both of us. I am
speaking for me and Anthony, and it's the truth. If

(58:39):
you watch or listen to Anthony, he's not getting these
guys on either. Holy shit, go after yourself, Theovan, go
after yourself, Berg, Chreischer, y'all named names.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
But here's the thing, Anthony, when Anthony does get like
a I don't know if you want to say big name,
but it seems like Anthony and Jim Norton are doing
a lot to ship together lately.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Well they should be. Yeah, I said that years ago
that you know, at the end of the own a Ron,
they were the show. They were the show.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
There's no I have a quick question for you, O time,
that's that's a quick.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Question for you.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Yeah, besides the Yvonne, because I think this is very interesting.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Besides the Yvonne, how many other people do you think
you're you're responsible for their success? Because a lot of
people got their start on the Opian radio show, and
they got their start on the Opium Jim Norton show.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
I would I would never, I would never say responsible,
but not responsible.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
But help them, help watch their career.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
I mean, you helped get them to more people.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
Beside then who are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I mean the sort uh the Stefano's, well, the Stefano
had MTV. You know, help for me, But I can't
say responsible.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
You know, that's help.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
That's up to the audience. That's up to the audience.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
But give me some of more names. Tovonn Well, I mean,
you know.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
The the famous story is that when Joe Rogan was
starting his podcast, he he came on our show. We
loved Joe Rogan, you know, we loved him and uh
and you know his podcast didn't have numbers at first.
We had a much bigger fucking audience and I was
able to to get the company to run Joe Rogan

(01:00:21):
on the weekends on our channel.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Excuse me, excuse me, Opie, you are responsible for one
person's career pretty much, and you've said it yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
Oh, Bill Burr, you're like, which boss?

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
We helped all those guys, But I think someone like
Bill Bray and Joe. That's why I don't want to
say responsible, because I know we helped Joe Rogan him
on our channel on the weekends, and our huge fan
base was embraced, embraced Joe Rogan. That was a real
thing back in the day. We have a huge fan
base that would embrace anything we said. And also on

(01:00:57):
the weekends at the time was Bill Burr. Bill Burr's
podcast wasn't doing anything, yet we had the much bigger audience.
Does Bill Burr have a huger huger presence than me?
Of course, of course the whole thing is flipped. But
back in the day, you know, he was another guy
that we absolutely helped to get his podcast out there.
And then it's got to be said that, sorry, Ron,

(01:01:19):
you got me going, this is the good stuff, I guess.
Then you know, Bill Burr famously came to me. He
got to a point in his career. He didn't want
to do things for free anymore, and he said, I
just want to get paid. I said, I get that.
Bill went to the company said Bill Burr wants to
get paid to keep his podcast on the weekends. They said,
we don't need Bill Burr. They famously said, we don't

(01:01:40):
need Bill Burr and we don't need Joe Rogan. Because
then Joe Rogan also around the same time, came to me.
If he came to Anthony, I don't know, but I
know he came to me. Okay, I'm sure he probably
talked to Anthony as well to be fair, and he said, look,
you know, you guys are cutting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Up my show on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
I want to show to run as is, which if
you're content provider, I get it. Went to the company
and said, Joe Rogan wants you know, he doesn't want
a one two hour block. He wants the whole show
played on the weekends. They said, we don't need Joe Rogan,
we don't need these guys. So both of them went,
both of them went bye bye, and then look what
happened to those two guys. Serious exam could have had

(01:02:18):
Joe Rogan and Bill burf they played their cards, right.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
He remember you, I remember you saying something because I
know I know his son. I know Greg Dorado Junior, right,
wasn't didn't you say? Greg Dorado is one of the
people you wish you didn't let go or you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
No, no, no, no, that's I mean no no.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
The Greg Giraldo thing was some of these guys I
wish they did the show more.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, Greg Gialdo.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Was an amazing talent, but he didn't do the show
a lot. That's that's where for whatever reason, it wasn't
because we didn't like him or anything. We we didn't
have a lot of fucking open spots back then. Everybody
wanted to be on that show. So so when I
finally needed a little help from some of these guys
and they all just said, ah, your little podcast going,
you know, that's why they can all go screw And

(01:03:06):
that's why I burned Bridges because I think I think,
I think that makes you a terrible person.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
I want to say this, you really were fucking famous
back in the day because I did your I did
your show like at Petch Tavern, right, Well, it was
a pop the first time it was a pop, and
I remember you, oh, and then I did it again
later I did it at Get Parts, and I remember
you saying, and you said to me both times, hey,

(01:03:32):
be ready, You're going to get a massive jump in
like views and likes.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
Right when I did, we did, we did, we did
Peach Tavern and then I.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
We did Get Parts before COVID, right yeah, and you
said then yes, yeah, and you warned me, he say, hey,
just be ready, you're.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
Going to get a massive jump. Dude, I got like
thirty thous and likes after doing your show. That's how
damous you were. And I'm not in that thirty likes.
No one to who I was.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
That's what pisces me off, because these guys would come
through that studio door and by the by the time
they left the studio, they had sold out shows.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
Wherever they were. Recognition Dude, no one knows who the
fuck I was. Thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
I had thirty one thousand likes after doing your show
because I killed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I mean, look, Burt Kreischer, a talent of guy, deserves
what he has, right, but he wasn't big when he
was coming on the Opien Anthony Show. He even said
he was a fucking fan of our show. Right, So
I finally need a little help. I'm starting the podcast
I got, I got my dick kicked in by serious exam.
I need help now, you fuckers. And I wrote Bert too, Hey, Burt,

(01:04:45):
can you do my podcast one once? And it'll mean
a lot to me? I kind of need the help, right,
nobody right back? I'll always be a fan?

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
What the fuck fuck? In other words, no, always be
a fan?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
What the fuck does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
Say what he's saying, go fund yourself a nice way on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I should have said that back in the day when
these guys were trying to get real traction.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Back in the day. Did he still have that belly?

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
He was always fat?

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Yeah, so he was always It's a good thing you
didn't say anything to those people back in the day.
You did what you did because you're a good guy, bro,
And that's the bottom line, right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
I do remember you saying, uh, you had a big
fucking part in Rich Voss's success.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Rich Voss, I mean Rich, who do you think you
would have been if you were never on the Opien
Anthony show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Some kind of guy who's always selling, you know, stuff
on the shide. I'd be selling Christmas trees.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Maybe whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Now I'm mad, Now you're mad. Now you got this guy,
and now he's gotta go walk I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
I'll be honest with you. I'll turn this off within
ten minutes. I'll forget I said half this ship. I'm
with you, all right, listen, but really, I gotta go.
Tony P. Comedy, No Tony P. No Tony your whole
name right, Tony P.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Comedy. That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Well on Facebook it's Tony Poppa Dog for some reason,
Tony Comedy.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
On other Tony P. William Papa Dog is too ethnic.
I feel like ice is gonna get you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
There you go and uh and by the way, there's
plenty of other guys that did the exact same ship,
and they did it to Anthony too. You don't see
a lot of the old guys on on either one
of our shows.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Speaking of Anthony, let me let me, let me finish
with this, because the last time Anthony and Jim Norton
were on skank Fest, Anthony said, can't fucking O be
just fucking suck it up, talk his dick in between
his legs and let's get back to business. He goes Opie,

(01:07:02):
Opie and Anthony if we come back, would be serious
fucking money. Would it be serious money if you guys
got back together? Or is that just bullshit?

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Nostalgia is nostalgia at this point. But he just he
just said way too much, you know, crap about you gotta.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Stick with your scruples. Man, you can't get there. I mean, like,
what do you want to do with Joe with a
guy who's who who he is?

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
He certainly is racist.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Well, I mean, you know, let me.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
You have to see his fucking Twitter account, the ex account,
his dad, Anthony's ex account. You know, he doesn't mince
words when it comes to African Americans.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Well, yeah, I don't really want to be in that
world to begin with.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
But it's more about it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
You have children. You have to set an example out all.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
The garbage has said since the show ended. You know, look,
we both took shots, but he to this day, he
hasn't stopped. He hasn't stopped. I was just walking in
a room like, hey, how are you po No, I
just want to know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Anthony's doing some psychological ship with me because he's he's
He's like, hey, I fucking love what you're doing blah
blah blah. You know, like he's like, he's fucking laying
it thick on me. Dude, I think you're great blah
blah blah, Like, uh, watch out for this Ron Berman.
He's fucking he's more intelligent than you believe.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
He's a manipulator, trust me.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
He's trying to get on my good side.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
And the fact is, you know, I have a good side.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
I think we got a little nice thing going on.
And every time there's a nice little thing going on,
these people come out of the fucking wouldwork to try
to destroy it. I'm not stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
Hey, look what they did to Chris FERRETTI fucking ruin
that guy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Jesus is, how do you have such thin skin as
a comic?

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Is that what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
They got to Chris and that's why he goes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
He said it was too much for him, Anthony, that
fucking podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
He goes, it crushed him. They said, he crushed your soul.
The negative comments, you fucking suck it up, you fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
How about you, how about you just don't read that shit.
I'm aware of this terrible stuff out there. I avoid
all of it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
I honestly lost Twitter to the point I don't go
on there anymore. I literally go on Twitter to go, hey,
I got a new podcast nowt Hey here check out
this clip. You know you just gotta I lost Twitter,
So why would I go there and read terrible shit
about myself?

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
This is what This is what people don't realize. This
is what Chris Ready doesn't realize. The more they come
after you, it means that's works. It's because you're doing
something right. They don't come after losers. They don't come
after people who aren't making waves. If they come after
you and attack you, that's that's a that's that's a
good sign.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Of course.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
I love it. I cherish it. I love it when
they come after me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Listen to me. I know it's working. The numbers are
moving today. We have thirty nine people check this out.
Usually we have about twenty. We're rod to something. Ron So.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
The last time I really spoke to Chris Freddy, He's like, yeah,
I do it. I can't do it. He's like, they
came at me so hard. My soul was crushed. Oh God,
my soul was crushed. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Then you're in the wrong you're in the wrong business.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
I also think I also think his soul was crushed
when I gave him that lap dance and he started
to feel right, Rod, I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
I had a lady call me the other day, get
the fuck off stage. Literally in the middle of my set.
You said, get the fuck off stage.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Do with everybody a favor, Tony?

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
What that woman has a lot of sense?

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Yeah, that woman is is is a goddess.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
That's why you keep booking me.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Ro the fuck off stage?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Do you know who I'm proud of stuff today? Myself?
You want to know why?

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
Oh why?

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Because Ron tried to bait me into uh redman red
hair conversation today about five times, right, And I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
I didn't bite Ron five tone.

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
Good for you, Tony, you're fifty one year old man maturing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Didn't he didn't take you didn't take the bait.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
I didn't take the bait.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
Run he didn't take the bait rage.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
No, No, I didn't. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Tony gonna be wearing Maga hats next time we're on.
That's right to Tony's turning me. I'm turning Red. I've
got to know him Red.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Now they have the hat they do. They have the
red hats maga for Mandani. Mandanie Donnie's going to be
a bust.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
All you people that were worried about our buzzling may
Or watch what he gets done.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
Do you know what Mayor Adams just did because he's
so worried about Mandannie, Because Madonnie wants uh a full
boycott of all Israeli companies and he wants to avoid
all their contracts, and uh, Mayor Adams just did an
executive order that he can't do that anymore. It's it's
Israel's fully protect it from Mandani cunning off ties with Israel.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
All right, he'll be what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
I'm trying to I don't know. I'm trying to figure
out why the like I'm like transparent at times on
my own live stream. It's weird, all right, Uh, you're
not real there you go, Ron Berman Comedy on all
the socials.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Listen because it forty years ago almost today, there was
an incident in my high school.

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
But I don't want to talk about it later because
it happened now. You want to quickly go into.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
It or no, I gotta go. I had to go
twenty minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
Ago now you got to go make smovies for the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Gotta make smoothies, and I gotta get ready. I mean,
I'm you know, I'm gonna go get a Christmas tree
north of the city today and say, no less than
two hundred dollars, dude, go to go to what is?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
We go to the diner.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
There's a diner where they have the the milkshakes with
the piece of cake sticking out of it. So all
the kids get fucking instagram the shit out of it.
But me and my daughter we actually eat the ship,
I think on the order and take our Instagram picture
and throw it in the garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Are you going to Connecticut?

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
No, we're going.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
We're going uh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Over the river in North a bit, all right, because
there's a great place like that in Connecticut. There's some
little diner and it's got all those crazy like Instagram
treats that eight.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
That was another one of my fews that didn't get
to the people that are ordering.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Does it New Jersey?

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Isn't New Jersey considered uh like the diner capital of
the world.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
It's like I had some of the best diners.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
We live.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
We're talking about Connecticut.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
But you're right, I'll take your fu people like eating
all of this crazy shit and then they want to
shoot themselves up with those epic.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
There you go. Look how we brought it all around insane.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
It's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
It's but I'm gonna I'm gonna defend uh uh. Some
of these people absolutely need it. I get it. If
you need the whole ton of people that are just
taking the shortcut and you look like a melting.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
Can say one thing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
The bottom line. The bottom line is there wasn't a
boom in that. People didn't just everybody got diabetes. It's
not the people that needed that have raised the crisis
to what the hell it is. And by the way,
my guy's the one who regulated those prices, isn't he.

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
Yeah, all right, listen, I gotta go just quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
No, I'm not getting the ship trump up.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
All Zepich and all those drugs. They weren't made for
weight loss. It was a side effect that went.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
It was made for strictly for diabetes type type It
was type two diabetes.

Speaker 6 (01:14:38):
It was a diabetes medicine.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Whoat about it?

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
The sick part about it is my cousin has diabetes
and because it's so expensive, he can't afford it because
he doesn't have medical insurance.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
There you go, so all the people.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
Don't have medical insurance. Well, I hope, I hope this administration.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Consider my god, let's go. They don't want Look.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
There's another refew.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Look he's gonna give you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
I'm gonna tell you why. I don't give a fuck
what political party you believe in.

Speaker 6 (01:15:11):
They do not.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
None of them want to actually fix that ship in Washington.
They don't want too hard to do. They don't want
to deal with that. And I don't care if you're
a Democrat or a Republican. It's the Republican's turn to
get to get the blame for sure. But there is
gonna be a Democratic president right around the fucking corner,
and our healthcare will still suck in America because those
assholes in Washington none of them want to actually fix it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
I'm hoping President Newsome can fix it because he is
going to be our next president.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
That dude hasn't been able to fix his own his own.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
We almost made it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Gonna win and everybody will be homeless.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Oh, we almost made it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Everybody will be homeless. Act.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Do you know that there was a guy who went
around building shelters for homeless people, and and they, the
may and the government of California went around and ripped
all of those shelters down. Yeah, because because guess what,
he was the guy who's ended homelessness. He was ending homelessness.
But homelessness is a business, and it's a big business

(01:16:14):
in California.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
We almost, we almost got there.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
I didn't out that these these cult maga Jim Jones,
fucking kool aid drinking motherfuckers, they can help.

Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
Hold on, Who's who's drinking?

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Who's drinking the kool aid? This guy went into the office,
he was going to end homelessness, right.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
Did he gotcha?

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Did he say he was going to end homelessness? Twenty
four years later, here we are, the homelessness has gotten worse,
and I'm drinking kool aid. If I'm drinking kool aid,
you guys are probably smoking some drug that I've never
even heard of. They're putting something other than THHC and
your gummies.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Ron just here all right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
I said you a video of Donald Trump being interviewed
by Alie g and Donald's Trump doesn't know it's a joke.

Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
I sent you that video this morning. We need to
play it. We need to play it for Tony next time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
I know what you're talking about. I seen the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Oh is it?

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
In the movie, there's a clip of Donald Trump beingrew
with oligy and ology's like, I got a great idea.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Ice cream glove, ice cream glove, I gotloff.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
All right, I gotta go, I gotta go.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
All right, bye, everybody, really gotta layer up. It's cold.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
It's uh, it's bread bag weather. Don't forget bread bag weathers.

Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
It's actually winter. This is what winter should be.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Winter. It's a little weird.

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
It's a real winter.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
All right. I gotta go, I gotta go.

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Everybody, have a good day, Happy Friday, good shopist.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Thank you to Tony.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
I can't take good job it to my people. Let
me say it now before Mondonna gets sworn in. You're
not gonna be chable. The word shop is good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
I mean, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Mary, good Mary, Christmas, you idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
I want the Jewish mayor back. I want Bloomberg. Give
me your fucking by he was a good mayor. Give
me the Bloomberg smoking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Enjoy your honiguah and you're dimly lit? Fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
What's wrong when you petred, Oh, I will play.

Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
Hey, how much do you work with people? Jesus Christ?
If that ain't anti Semitica, I don't know what the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Is President Day?

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
How much suffering do you guys need to do? I
can only imagine the Jewish families with the young kids,
and they got a pile of presents and they go
dope one a.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Day, just to day.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Everyone has the stare at a stupid said bush as
you try to make believe it's a Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
So we do get we do get eight presents, we
get it for eight days, but people don't don't get
don't get silly like the first the first couple of
days of presence, like day one it practical ship punset sucks,
you know, and then like the last day is like
the bike, the you know, the the atari set.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Oh that's wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
You guys suck, Yeah, man, I make wait, you make
the

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