June 29, 2025 • 31 mins
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Relive the comedic genius of Patrice O'Neal on the Opie and Anthony Show, where his larger-than-life presence and razor-sharp wit left everyone in stitches. Patrice struts into the studio, sparking a hilarious roast with Jim Norton, Robert Kelly, and Rich Vos over his flashy outfit. When news breaks of Wesley Snipes’ tax troubles, Patrice paints a gut-busting picture of Snipes’ prison life. Plus, he skewers Sci-Fi Channel’s cheesy rip-off movies, dreaming up absurd titles that outshine the originals. This episode is a masterclass in comedy chaos from one of the all-time greats. Tune in for non-stop laughs!
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Relive the comedic genius of Patrice O'Neal on the Opie and Anthony Show, where his larger-than-life presence and razor-sharp wit left everyone in stitches. Patrice struts into the studio, sparking a hilarious roast with Jim Norton, Robert Kelly, and Rich Vos over his flashy outfit. When news breaks of Wesley Snipes’ tax troubles, Patrice paints a gut-busting picture of Snipes’ prison life. Plus, he skewers Sci-Fi Channel’s cheesy rip-off movies, dreaming up absurd titles that outshine the originals. This episode is a masterclass in comedy chaos from one of the all-time greats. Tune in for non-stop laughs!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Remembering Patersea O'Neill his greatest moments.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Being Anthony Patrisa O'Neill has joined the program looking like
a pimp, looking like a pimp, but.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
He's looking good looking.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And now he's going around the room and then and
talking about all of us and how we're dressed.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
He looks like, I mean, y'all can step it up
a little bit, and we look.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Like every black eye in easter. He makes a float
in a parade.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
That's horrible because Gus he's got a sport code on
its velvet and it looks like Anthony's cousins living world.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
It really does. It looks like a couch and a
coffee shop in the East village.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Really, it's horrible.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Somebody do a spoken word on you later.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
He really does look like antique furniture.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hold on, leave short, but my top button, thank you.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Even if you can leave short, stay motel curtains a lot.
Speaker 7 (00:53):
Oh what you're taking more seriously if you're if you
wear nicer clothes, people listen to you more.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The problem he's almost forty I.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Am I'm thirty. Don't you point at almost forty forty two.
Speaker 8 (01:07):
I'm thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He stands in me trying to grow a beard. It
won't happen.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
You want to make a million bucks, you gotta look
like a million bucks.
Speaker 9 (01:17):
Reading books how to change of image and influence radio guys.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Dress for success, Dress for success. That's what Rob Bartlett
told me when I started comedy.
Speaker 9 (01:29):
That why you have a squirrel skin coat?
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Success for success? Is that why you dressed like the
Japanese on D Day? You couldn't dress left for success?
Speaker 9 (01:47):
And Bobby Kelly refuses to let me actually dress like.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Because I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
He won't let me dress.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You know.
Speaker 10 (01:55):
Listen, you go through You're like Madonna. You go through
these phases. You're wearing these the the hood with the team.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
Like I don't go with a phase. I've been wearing
hoodies for my entire life. Bobby's just upset because it's
hard to find a fifty eight portly.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Bob doesn't like. Bob doesn't like his friend changing and
growing up. Because Bob is very likes things like a
group of buddies.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm the only one to get married out of you
a bunch of creeps.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Listen, Oh yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, and you notice that Patrica has been trying on
a few different hats.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
What he's got today is the one he really likes it.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
That's what kills me.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
He walked in the cellar with a ten gallon hat.
I wanted to punch him in his face.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Bobby, you can't.
Speaker 9 (02:38):
The funniest thing ever. It almost made me leave and
stop dressing like that. I had on a checker I
had a striped shirt with a checker pant, so something
was crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
He goes, you look.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
Like you're trying to start your own line of barbecue.
It was the funniest thing I think Bobby had ever said.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
In his life. Bobby goes right back to food.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
He looked like no country for fat men?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Whoa hold on.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Made the garbage truck ride on the side of the
street kill two people.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I wish your jacket fell out of it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You turn to hit your jacket.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Dumb hats.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
But he's taking this out.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
He's had three different ones in the last month. He's
gonna stick with this one. And if I drink your jacket,
will that helped my kidneys? Cranberry, thanks for us.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh wow, this.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Is why dressing nice. But why if this really was bad.
Speaker 9 (03:39):
Voss would never I know it looks good because Norton
is not trashed.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It actually did look it looked bad.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I wanted to hate it, but I saw him on
c W eleven and it worked.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Except the problem is this is who, this is what
Patricea's Patrisa's fucking.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So he's dropping bombs.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
We're angry.
Speaker 9 (03:59):
Just why my friends mad at me for a sports
I thought they were gonna trying.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
When I saw you on c W lem, I thought
they were gonna do the weather in front of you.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Can you let take him out of the game.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
The problem is Patresea's white Patrisa's tuxedo top with sweatpants
when he's sitting at a desert like he has it's
a nice jacket, a nice hat, but then he has
blue jeans and trumpy sneakers.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
He tested as nice as he.
Speaker 11 (04:29):
Has to do it, and he giveing him change something, Patrice,
if you get on all fours, we could play hold
them on your back.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Just whoa a sneaky good wall.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Damn, I was getting nervous.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I wasn't gonna get anything for that one, all right, Yes,
I should have went with black Jack.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It has nothing to do with success.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Just a new boy.
Speaker 11 (04:56):
Here.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He's wearing curtains.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Look at him sweating. All right, well, Jimmy's jokes.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Thank you Anthony for for publicly announcing that you like.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
My I just thought the second you walked in you
had that on. You have your hat and and your
jacket on, and yeah, you were a bigger presence than
you you have been when you just walk in wearing
your sports jersey and and baseball cap.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
He's six five wearing a red velvet.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
You're acting like it's a star quality, but he's a
spectacle with a jewish hat on.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Exactly, there was some kind of a star quality that
it just looked that you look more impressive when and important.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
We gotta give it. It looks more important jew hat on.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
It looks like every guy Kojack arrested.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It really does, all right. Our tribute to the life
of Patrise O'Neil continues with more of his greatest appearances
on the OPI and Anthony Show.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, No, we're talking about Wesley Snipe.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We did talk. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna say
into that three until he gets three years. Yeah, you
can't put blade away though for three years.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Which I think is three federal years. That's a long time.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Here's the here's the story.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
This is why he said he didn't feel like he
had to pay taxes.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
He claimed he didn't have to pay taxes, arguing the
government has no right to collect. We all hate paying taxes.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
But why would you actually take a chance like that
to hold on to your money.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'll tell you what. You You don't understand money till
much later.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Where I'm from, is that it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And Wesley is from where I'm from. He's from the hood.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Yeah, yeah, And you just don't I'm paying. I'm paying
for my a N word rich.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And you said rich, Yeah, Patrice, you said in the
office that this is gonna affect oh yeah, movie business
in what way?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
A lot of empty straight to DVD cases. Stevens is like, yes, Leslie.
Lesley has been putting out some garbage. He's been putting
out movies called and Everything has or at the end,
the Decapitator, the Elevator, the Exterminator movie. It's always him.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, the Contractor and the Detonator.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh god, in all the first two movies I see.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And then and the Contractor.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
But all the boxes right have him. There's a there's
a an explosion of something blown up behind a white
woman that's sweaty like on the side of him on
every movie box, so you know him and Van Dam
who became a Jean claud alone is becoming straight to video.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, straight to DVD.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Guys, yep, for some reason that doesn't have It's still
just awful to have your movie go straight to DVD,
but it doesn't have as big a negative things as
it used to it. It's really bad, but it used
to be just crazy bad.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
But now it's like it has to go even if
it goes to the theater for three days, it has
to be in the Wesley. First of all, how you
make enough money from that to oda government million?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That was his Blade money.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Because Blade has been the only thing that's not been
straight to DVD for yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Really it's huge, really fast. Blade came out ten years ago,
by the way. After that, it was Future Sport, The
Art of War, Disappearing Acts, Liberty Stands Still, Zigzag. Then
he finally got Blade two out there, Undisputed Unstoppable, and
then Blade Trinity and then.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Unstoppable unstopab has that ever been at the AMC.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Have you heard of Seven Seconds or The Marksman or Chaos,
the Detona Tour, hard Luck, the Contract Tour.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
He must have been getting paid with yallol Walker, Yeah,
and he must have been out the back of his
true He's just getting piles of cash. And Steven Seagal
got the same movies that come to DVD and you
don't know it's on until he comes on USA and
he doesn't do At some.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Point you're like, when did he make this?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He stopped doing karate?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Yeah, and he just stands with his hands folded over
his gut and he just goes yeah, saying and that
off of those plugs that he had, his other hand's
falling out now.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, So he just has.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
The plugs, the plugs in the front, but the other hair.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Is so now the plugs are like a peninsula.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's an he's got an atoll.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
It's when did Wesley make forty million dollars from these movies?
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Gotta bela money, gotta be Blade money. That Blade series
is huge, huge.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, when he gets out, he's gonna have to do
the Protector.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
To so, uh, that's happened. Do you think he'll hold
up in prison?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Wesley can fight, Yeah, like some fifth degree.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Okay, he'll do all right in his career.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
By the way, isn't he going to kind of a
like a country club type prison though?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You think, dude, you think he's going federal lock up.
He's doing the real deal. Huh, federal lockup dealers in prisons.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Man. Yeah, but we can fight. He's gonna have you know,
he might have to, but he can fight.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Wesley.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Uh, Wesley snipes.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
I think he's gonna be having a good times.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
No only one one flag, one flag?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
What if Wesley decides to like bolt.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Only if he gets out of the country. No, well,
oh you didn't say if he made it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Where's he gonna hide in the congo?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, where's he going?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
They don't have they don't have spas in the congo.
Where's he's a star.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
He's used to.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
That's gotta be the worst sitting there. Here's your first
night in prison. You know you got three years to go.
You're sitting on that nasty bed. You just sitting there
going remember remember having three white women in my trailer
during you know, Blade, and.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Some goofy ass asking you about Hey, man, does what
he really smoked that much? Weed.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Yeah, yeah, a cavosier have a roommate.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
He's sitting there just you know, thinking about all the people,
the scrubs that would have to bring him stuff. When
he snapped his fingers, just like, hey kid, get me
a latte.
Speaker 12 (11:45):
Do you really think white Man can't jump? And there's
there a lot of money on that train, real.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
And there he is in the joint.
Speaker 12 (11:55):
You do something you can live in the day and
the other ones can't tell them.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You never really explain that. You never really explain.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That explained every dumb movie.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
You ain't so bad without your sword, Oh damn.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
And he'd just be like, oh, here it goes now
I gotta fight, now, I gotta fight. Yeah, you look
like you kicked a lot of ass in that movie.
Speaker 12 (12:24):
Hey, how come you didn't just get frozen? You just
didn't get frozen like Demolition Man.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It was a picture, it was a movie I was making.
Speaker 13 (12:35):
Man if I can.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
Get frozen like y'all, come back in a year and sway.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The cars be flying. You're stupid, Wesley.
Speaker 9 (12:46):
You as the lord shit got frozen like you did
in that movie. Come out and feed up the cops
because they don't know nothing about what you do.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You should have got.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
Frozen and came back when there's no sustainious taxes.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
I'd have waited till the statue of limitations was up
on the tax trap.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Wesley, He's right, you are You is stupid?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You get caught. Why do you just go to your
blade lab and have Chris Christ officer?
Speaker 8 (13:17):
Oh mind you Yeah, that old Bobby McGhee Wright and
mother minute.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Nigga, you better not bite me when I'm sleep.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
The sad part, the sad part of this.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
This is the first five minutes. I'm a three years.
This is just the first five minutes.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
It's someone gonna like squirrel up some of that serum
for you, so you ain't gonna be biting people.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I know who could get the I know who can
get your home.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Concert get that serum that keep you from biting people.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
You gotta talk to the Mexican mafia.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You know, I know they could squirrel that. You know,
I know this chick.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Don't bite them because you get that tattoo inch.
Speaker 14 (13:54):
You and Wesley's just sitting there like, oh damn, I
remember one time, just yeah, six breasts in my face,
white as snow in.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
The prison barber. The dude flicks the thing over there.
So what you want? You want the blade cut or
a demolition man, because I don't you know, Die is expressive.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
That would be seventeen cigarettes for the demolition man and ten.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
For the blade cut. Or you can get the.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
One from uh, you can get the one from bed.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Because you just had a regular cutting.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Bad No man, I just I just wanted it, you know,
just a haircut man, just the haircut.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh my god, how about you bench man?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Just in the weight room and you ain't no both
flexes up her here?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, you look a lot strong in blade.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Even the guard said when he comes in, the guard
got a yeah, you ain't gonna be able to jump
over the fence.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Like you're doing. It's one of his movies.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Yeah, they just gotta get on him about that all
the time.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Now they'll just be there like, uh, he's got he's there.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
He's just got one one scratched in his wall, got
like a thousand to go.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Brotherhood comes up? How you doing, mister snipe? How are you?
I heard you think the can jumps?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, I just I was just a moment. Yeah, we're
gonna see how high you can jump. I love your movies.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
That boy them some good movies.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I see you.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
You beat up a lot of white people in that movie,
didn't you.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Oh, he's just they get a nice prison football team
might go to he might be in with with Vic.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Because Vick's and a friend jumping.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Yeah, that'd be nice for the celebrity wings.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, they probably do it, Celebrity Wing.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Yeah, we were just talking about horrible movies that come
on the sci Fi Channel. The sci Fi original movies
are so utterly bad. The special effects are terrible.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is Debbie Gibson in.
Speaker 15 (16:13):
That Lamas and there's megas Megashark versus What the name
of the movie is called Giant Octopus versus Megashock.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
They couldn't even give giant octopus a cool name. They
just call it giant.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Octopus versus megashark versus at least mega sharks. And you
know what, here's a great thing about sci Fi. They
have an all day theme.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
It'll be it'll be twenty movies, but it'll all be
this the spring Break Shark Frenzy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
You guys missed this. You gotts see what happens to
the Golden Gate jumps out of the water and bites
it Mega Shark the Golden Game Bridge.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Megashark is giant because I asked because patrisa megashark jumps
out out of the water and eats a passenger jet,
and I'm like, how could a shark you get.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
The Mega shark man?
Speaker 9 (17:04):
And the dude looked out the window and said, oh
and the shush was you know that?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It was?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh, there it is Mega shark. Get it. Mega Shark
is the ship. Well what about talking? Don't fuck around
with giant Octopus either.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Deborah Gibson, Yes, Debbie Gibson's in that. Oh just bitter
fucking destroyer.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Octopus wins every time. There, I don't know, has no.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Thank you, just a guy looking out the plane with
the Mega Shark just say.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Today, if I'm not fucking working, I gotta see this movie.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I'm watching Sci Fi's Original Programming.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
You know what fucks me up about Sci Fi's programming
Their original programming too. They depend so much on CGI,
but they have the.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Worst people doing it.
Speaker 8 (17:51):
It is amongst the I've seen indie films that have
no budget that must have some talented computer guys that
were able to do some pretty decent CGI.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
This is so fucking bad.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
You can't even get into it, Like, first of all,
a flying jet airliner.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Nowadays, I could do it.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
I could do it on my Mac and make it
look like a fucking jet airliner that looked so bad.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
What's wrong with these.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
Fucking because I'm thinking, because I'm so into these, but
I hate them with my with all my heart. They
do ripoffs their version of the and it'll be like
the Terminatrix.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And it'll be a fucking.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
Or you know, or star kind of tricky and it'll
be Lorenzo Lamas fucking Bruce Box Lightner. They had one
called recently was a new one that just premiered. The
premiere of it was a it was a western town
in the old days eighteen hundreds that was attacked by
(19:01):
New age aliens.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
Oh that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So they had to fight them with but it was
it was Sci Fi network, so it's not done.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
And they had to fight these things with their with
their fucking you know, the six shooters and they you know,
homemade bombs and ships.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Just you know who else is in a lot of
those what's his name, uh loof Loup Phillips, Diamond Diamond
phil Phillip when but he's in a.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Because holy ship my fuck yeah?
Speaker 11 (19:30):
Uh running from genericshow dot com right, uh Opie. The
company that makes this also makes the movies that rip
off blockbuster movies, like Patrisa was saying, the company made
trans morphers, trans.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Morphers if you, and they do part two's of movies
that work on right and completely fuck them up. And
then and they just tournaments and they had another one.
You know who was in it? What's the guy? He
used to be Ken oh Man, big guy, kind of big.
He used to be an action guy, pretty pretty known back.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
In the day.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
But he was in it.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Was a movie called Uh Cobra Giant Cobra Versus Versus.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
They like the verses.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
What's the dragon Giant Cobra versus Komodo Dragon versus.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Gotta be a versus. It was versus.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
It's like Ali Fraser man Ali versus Fraser.
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
Shooter has one too that he saw footer lizard being hey, there.
Speaker 16 (20:32):
Was one was slipping through and I saw and it
was just it was rock monster or something. I don't
know how you would make a rock monster anyway, but
this was like the sign of a mountain would come
alive and just fucking dark eating people.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
And they don't even try with the names. It's like, yeah,
it is what I got.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
Asked though, what's the excuse that people use that they
need to get close to rock Monster? Because all you
would have to do is stay away from the fucking
mountain and.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
You're out of the mountain.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
You would never get eaten.
Speaker 16 (21:04):
No. You being a hiker, you know you have to
hike in your near fountain and next thing you know,
it's a man.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Oh ship that guy, no, no, no, hold on giant Cobra.
I'm looking at Giant Cobra. And that was the guy
that was in Eddie and the Cruisers. Michael Pare Michael Parry, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he was in Eddie and the Cruisers.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
But now he's doing one of these.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
But if you're into movies, right, if you're into movies,
is it is it the is it the fucking the
fact that everybody's a bad actor? Is it because it's
a bad movie? Or would these people be good in
the Godfather if they were in.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
It, they probably would be good in a real role.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Maybe in a real role anyway, some of them. Yeah,
because I'm looking at some of these actors, every single
person on the screen. I go, I've seen them. I've
seen them, and so I could not tell you what
except for Michael pare there.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Why would you ever look for any of these movies
on DVD, It's just look for.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
It was one you know who was in a Michael
Gross recently one hundred million years BC where they sent
a team back and.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Someone fucked something up to fuck the future off.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
To find Philadelphia, to find the people that did the
Philadelia e sperimit. They sent them back in time to
find them. So they found them and Michael Gross what
happened is he had to be the only one who
sacrificed himself a giant to Renaissuran's Rex went through the
machine with everybody else. And you know who the star
of the fucking movie was, and he walked around with
(22:34):
a bow and arrow the whole show.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
The was the kid that was in Blue Lagoon with Brookshields.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's not Willie Aames, but Christa.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
It was so bad, but I watched I've seen the
movie twice. I can't stop watching the bad sci fi
movies all day, hysterically, the marathons all day. I get
mad because I don't like the Wizard movie. I do
like when it's when it's a fucking it's the worst
because it's, uh, it's all like you said, it's all
(23:09):
C G I and now having you know it'll be
a frog.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
It's always an experiment.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
You think the experiment, you think.
Speaker 11 (23:17):
You think some of these big stars that you get
cast for these movies like, oh fuck, the concept is great.
It's don't realize then and they do all their acting
because they can't see the special effects.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
And then they finally see it for the first time. Ago,
holy ship, I'm in a piece of ship.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, we're gonna green screen.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
You just look look up here, like and they're probably
picturing these effects are gonna look like take a Jurassic Park.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Like they don't know that the movie. I think that
do they know if the movie is gonna be Do
you think that? That is a great question, man, I
bet you.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
They're thinking state of the arts special effects, your big
next thing.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
You know, they show a big giant shark biting the
half family apologizing.
Speaker 9 (24:03):
If I get a script, right, If I get a
script and the script says giant octopus versus mega shark,
I gotta know it stinks.
Speaker 8 (24:12):
I would say, this better be the working title.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Motherfucker.
Speaker 11 (24:14):
Think of some of all the crazy movies out there
that ended up becoming.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
No good movies have fucked up titles.
Speaker 8 (24:20):
Yeah, got Zilla versus that's.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
A fucking shitty movie.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
What about when I.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Was that's a great hip of the fucking name. That's
a great name before you know that the movie was
twenty No Jurassic that's a great name.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Is good? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Yeah, because the sci fi movies would name it dinosaur forest.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You know, are you one for the trees? I come
back from that. You ain't watching dinosaur it's stupid. Well,
let's go with a few more than gotta think of
the a couple of movies.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Nowt movies always named stupid man, thinking of like a
Jurassic Park movie.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Wait wait, wait.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
Uh the bottom line people man, bottom line, other ones
sci fi.
Speaker 11 (25:14):
I was just gonna go with basic ship like Godzilla
can combat.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Anyway, you gotta think of like some good sci fis, Danny,
some good sci fis You.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Must know, No a movie that became huge.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
But if you looked at the title and then Patrice
will explain why the title was always great and how it.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Would Jaws like Star Jaws.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
He's got jaws teeth, just teeth.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
What would uh wait wait, let me tell you something.
Speaker 9 (25:41):
There's a movie that they have about evil, evil attacking
fucking birds.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You know what, It's called caw.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Now what would what would sci fi call Close Encounters
of the Third time? All right, thank you alien Mountain.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
Mountains, aliens are visiting us, all right, we're gonna put
you away.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Would name it the Sound of the Dude. It would
be called.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Network Fights five alien notes, alien notes.
Speaker 9 (26:31):
They closing colors of the third count is a great? Yeah, yeah,
a fucking great.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
We got mad in West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Uh patrise iron man steel dude. That's a mad steel
guy guy.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They suck. Did we do Star Wars yet?
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (26:54):
No, Star Wars Galactic fighting? About the terminator? Now, they
had a term and they called it. They called it
robot robot hunter.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
I was gonna say, robot killer, robot I'm telling you, yes,
the killer and them named parentheses from.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
The future, from the future. How about how about this
one a newer movie?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Thank you? Steve Nolan, Madison, Wisconsin, Cloverfield.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
They might call it Cloverfield. Cloverfield might be a sci
fi channel named.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
New York Monster. It's not far off. Oh is that
fucking good?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
New York Monster? Close Encounters, Rex Rights, Mashed Potato Mount.
I'm trying to think of other ones.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
Planet of the Apes is pretty much Planet of the Apes. Yes,
like Planet of Apes. They probably take the out of
it Planet of a note, they will call it Simeon
w This is Simeon Simeons versus humans. Mars attacks would
be red chaos from beyond.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's awful. They have to do beyond. It's a tough one.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Twelve Monkeys, twelve twelve Monkeys was a good movie.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
Eke, eke, I'm telling you, and that's the move.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Shit, I'm gonna get a job naming these fucking movies.
Do we do aliens? Do we do aliens? Alien or aliens?
Speaker 8 (28:38):
None of the alien movies?
Speaker 11 (28:39):
A lot of alien movies out there, Patrising, Oh, what
would they name that?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
An aliens concept? That's a tough one.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
That's too basic to begin with.
Speaker 9 (28:50):
There's rough see what they what they would do with
aliens is some of these movies they named, they don't name, Okay,
the concept, they'll name what they'll name the place where
the concept is happening. So if it's an alien type
movie and it's happening, say on a boat. They call
it alien boat and am I bullshit though? And my bullshit?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
He'll call it alien boat a great bit. How about
the matrix, Oh yeah, that's the matrix. Cyber runners. Cyber
would be in it. Cyber has to be in Cyber
would definitely be in it.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
You know what, ready, and it'll be it'll be nice
and cyber chaos, cyber chaos.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
No, someone just help, I'm trapped in the Computer's your name?
That's funny. Help I'm trying. And the follow up called
your bullets are slow? About sound sci fi?
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Back to the future, Oh, back to the future.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
It's going to be because they would have probably stolen
if they stole that.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, time car of course, time car like time car
read car.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
Future Change, I'm telling you man, Future Change.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Premiering. It's Saturday at nine o'clock.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Future Change, and you can totally picture it.
Speaker 11 (30:36):
Preditor, very good arch from long Air, Ah, Predator.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
That has to be space something.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
Would a hunter definitely, they would just call it, would
just be it'll be jungle. Yeah, it'll be space jungle hunter,
Space jungle Hunter.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
No bullshit, Yeah, yeah, you guys nailed it.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Good movies have good times, man, they just do.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
Steven Asformation even got a good title. Back to the
Future equals Ahead from the Past or back to the
Future equals heads up. That's the name of the movie.
Heads up.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I know, I know what's gonna happen. Sorry, Michael J.
Fox
Remembering Patersea O'Neill his greatest moments.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Being Anthony Patrisa O'Neill has joined the program looking like
a pimp, looking like a pimp, but.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
He's looking good looking.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And now he's going around the room and then and
talking about all of us and how we're dressed.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
He looks like, I mean, y'all can step it up
a little bit, and we look.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Like every black eye in easter. He makes a float
in a parade.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
That's horrible because Gus he's got a sport code on
its velvet and it looks like Anthony's cousins living world.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
It really does. It looks like a couch and a
coffee shop in the East village.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Really, it's horrible.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Somebody do a spoken word on you later.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
He really does look like antique furniture.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hold on, leave short, but my top button, thank you.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Even if you can leave short, stay motel curtains a lot.
Speaker 7 (00:53):
Oh what you're taking more seriously if you're if you
wear nicer clothes, people listen to you more.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The problem he's almost forty I.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Am I'm thirty. Don't you point at almost forty forty two.
Speaker 8 (01:07):
I'm thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He stands in me trying to grow a beard. It
won't happen.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
You want to make a million bucks, you gotta look
like a million bucks.
Speaker 9 (01:17):
Reading books how to change of image and influence radio guys.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Dress for success, Dress for success. That's what Rob Bartlett
told me when I started comedy.
Speaker 9 (01:29):
That why you have a squirrel skin coat?
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Success for success? Is that why you dressed like the
Japanese on D Day? You couldn't dress left for success?
Speaker 9 (01:47):
And Bobby Kelly refuses to let me actually dress like.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Because I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
He won't let me dress.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You know.
Speaker 10 (01:55):
Listen, you go through You're like Madonna. You go through
these phases. You're wearing these the the hood with the team.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
Like I don't go with a phase. I've been wearing
hoodies for my entire life. Bobby's just upset because it's
hard to find a fifty eight portly.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Bob doesn't like. Bob doesn't like his friend changing and
growing up. Because Bob is very likes things like a
group of buddies.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm the only one to get married out of you
a bunch of creeps.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Listen, Oh yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, and you notice that Patrica has been trying on
a few different hats.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
What he's got today is the one he really likes it.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
That's what kills me.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
He walked in the cellar with a ten gallon hat.
I wanted to punch him in his face.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Bobby, you can't.
Speaker 9 (02:38):
The funniest thing ever. It almost made me leave and
stop dressing like that. I had on a checker I
had a striped shirt with a checker pant, so something
was crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
He goes, you look.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
Like you're trying to start your own line of barbecue.
It was the funniest thing I think Bobby had ever said.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
In his life. Bobby goes right back to food.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
He looked like no country for fat men?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Whoa hold on.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Made the garbage truck ride on the side of the
street kill two people.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I wish your jacket fell out of it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You turn to hit your jacket.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Dumb hats.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
But he's taking this out.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
He's had three different ones in the last month. He's
gonna stick with this one. And if I drink your jacket,
will that helped my kidneys? Cranberry, thanks for us.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh wow, this.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Is why dressing nice. But why if this really was bad.
Speaker 9 (03:39):
Voss would never I know it looks good because Norton
is not trashed.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It actually did look it looked bad.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I wanted to hate it, but I saw him on
c W eleven and it worked.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Except the problem is this is who, this is what
Patricea's Patrisa's fucking.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So he's dropping bombs.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
We're angry.
Speaker 9 (03:59):
Just why my friends mad at me for a sports
I thought they were gonna trying.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
When I saw you on c W lem, I thought
they were gonna do the weather in front of you.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Can you let take him out of the game.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
The problem is Patresea's white Patrisa's tuxedo top with sweatpants
when he's sitting at a desert like he has it's
a nice jacket, a nice hat, but then he has
blue jeans and trumpy sneakers.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
He tested as nice as he.
Speaker 11 (04:29):
Has to do it, and he giveing him change something, Patrice,
if you get on all fours, we could play hold
them on your back.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Just whoa a sneaky good wall.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Damn, I was getting nervous.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I wasn't gonna get anything for that one, all right, Yes,
I should have went with black Jack.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It has nothing to do with success.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Just a new boy.
Speaker 11 (04:56):
Here.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He's wearing curtains.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Look at him sweating. All right, well, Jimmy's jokes.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Thank you Anthony for for publicly announcing that you like.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
My I just thought the second you walked in you
had that on. You have your hat and and your
jacket on, and yeah, you were a bigger presence than
you you have been when you just walk in wearing
your sports jersey and and baseball cap.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
He's six five wearing a red velvet.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
You're acting like it's a star quality, but he's a
spectacle with a jewish hat on.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Exactly, there was some kind of a star quality that
it just looked that you look more impressive when and important.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
We gotta give it. It looks more important jew hat on.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
It looks like every guy Kojack arrested.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It really does, all right. Our tribute to the life
of Patrise O'Neil continues with more of his greatest appearances
on the OPI and Anthony Show.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, No, we're talking about Wesley Snipe.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We did talk. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna say
into that three until he gets three years. Yeah, you
can't put blade away though for three years.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Which I think is three federal years. That's a long time.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Here's the here's the story.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
This is why he said he didn't feel like he
had to pay taxes.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
He claimed he didn't have to pay taxes, arguing the
government has no right to collect. We all hate paying taxes.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
But why would you actually take a chance like that
to hold on to your money.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'll tell you what. You You don't understand money till
much later.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Where I'm from, is that it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And Wesley is from where I'm from. He's from the hood.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Yeah, yeah, And you just don't I'm paying. I'm paying
for my a N word rich.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And you said rich, Yeah, Patrice, you said in the
office that this is gonna affect oh yeah, movie business
in what way?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
A lot of empty straight to DVD cases. Stevens is like, yes, Leslie.
Lesley has been putting out some garbage. He's been putting
out movies called and Everything has or at the end,
the Decapitator, the Elevator, the Exterminator movie. It's always him.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, the Contractor and the Detonator.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh god, in all the first two movies I see.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And then and the Contractor.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
But all the boxes right have him. There's a there's
a an explosion of something blown up behind a white
woman that's sweaty like on the side of him on
every movie box, so you know him and Van Dam
who became a Jean claud alone is becoming straight to video.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, straight to DVD.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Guys, yep, for some reason that doesn't have It's still
just awful to have your movie go straight to DVD,
but it doesn't have as big a negative things as
it used to it. It's really bad, but it used
to be just crazy bad.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
But now it's like it has to go even if
it goes to the theater for three days, it has
to be in the Wesley. First of all, how you
make enough money from that to oda government million?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That was his Blade money.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Because Blade has been the only thing that's not been
straight to DVD for yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Really it's huge, really fast. Blade came out ten years ago,
by the way. After that, it was Future Sport, The
Art of War, Disappearing Acts, Liberty Stands Still, Zigzag. Then
he finally got Blade two out there, Undisputed Unstoppable, and
then Blade Trinity and then.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Unstoppable unstopab has that ever been at the AMC.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Have you heard of Seven Seconds or The Marksman or Chaos,
the Detona Tour, hard Luck, the Contract Tour.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
He must have been getting paid with yallol Walker, Yeah,
and he must have been out the back of his
true He's just getting piles of cash. And Steven Seagal
got the same movies that come to DVD and you
don't know it's on until he comes on USA and
he doesn't do At some.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Point you're like, when did he make this?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He stopped doing karate?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Yeah, and he just stands with his hands folded over
his gut and he just goes yeah, saying and that
off of those plugs that he had, his other hand's
falling out now.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, So he just has.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
The plugs, the plugs in the front, but the other hair.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Is so now the plugs are like a peninsula.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's an he's got an atoll.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
It's when did Wesley make forty million dollars from these movies?
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Gotta bela money, gotta be Blade money. That Blade series
is huge, huge.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, when he gets out, he's gonna have to do
the Protector.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
To so, uh, that's happened. Do you think he'll hold
up in prison?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Wesley can fight, Yeah, like some fifth degree.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Okay, he'll do all right in his career.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
By the way, isn't he going to kind of a
like a country club type prison though?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
You think, dude, you think he's going federal lock up.
He's doing the real deal. Huh, federal lockup dealers in prisons.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Man. Yeah, but we can fight. He's gonna have you know,
he might have to, but he can fight.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Wesley.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Uh, Wesley snipes.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
I think he's gonna be having a good times.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
No only one one flag, one flag?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
What if Wesley decides to like bolt.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Only if he gets out of the country. No, well,
oh you didn't say if he made it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Where's he gonna hide in the congo?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, where's he going?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
They don't have they don't have spas in the congo.
Where's he's a star.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
He's used to.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
That's gotta be the worst sitting there. Here's your first
night in prison. You know you got three years to go.
You're sitting on that nasty bed. You just sitting there
going remember remember having three white women in my trailer
during you know, Blade, and.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Some goofy ass asking you about Hey, man, does what
he really smoked that much? Weed.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Yeah, yeah, a cavosier have a roommate.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
He's sitting there just you know, thinking about all the people,
the scrubs that would have to bring him stuff. When
he snapped his fingers, just like, hey kid, get me
a latte.
Speaker 12 (11:45):
Do you really think white Man can't jump? And there's
there a lot of money on that train, real.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
And there he is in the joint.
Speaker 12 (11:55):
You do something you can live in the day and
the other ones can't tell them.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You never really explain that. You never really explain.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That explained every dumb movie.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
You ain't so bad without your sword, Oh damn.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
And he'd just be like, oh, here it goes now
I gotta fight, now, I gotta fight. Yeah, you look
like you kicked a lot of ass in that movie.
Speaker 12 (12:24):
Hey, how come you didn't just get frozen? You just
didn't get frozen like Demolition Man.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It was a picture, it was a movie I was making.
Speaker 13 (12:35):
Man if I can.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
Get frozen like y'all, come back in a year and sway.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The cars be flying. You're stupid, Wesley.
Speaker 9 (12:46):
You as the lord shit got frozen like you did
in that movie. Come out and feed up the cops
because they don't know nothing about what you do.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You should have got.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
Frozen and came back when there's no sustainious taxes.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
I'd have waited till the statue of limitations was up
on the tax trap.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Wesley, He's right, you are You is stupid?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You get caught. Why do you just go to your
blade lab and have Chris Christ officer?
Speaker 8 (13:17):
Oh mind you Yeah, that old Bobby McGhee Wright and
mother minute.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Nigga, you better not bite me when I'm sleep.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
The sad part, the sad part of this.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
This is the first five minutes. I'm a three years.
This is just the first five minutes.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
It's someone gonna like squirrel up some of that serum
for you, so you ain't gonna be biting people.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I know who could get the I know who can
get your home.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Concert get that serum that keep you from biting people.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
You gotta talk to the Mexican mafia.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You know, I know they could squirrel that. You know,
I know this chick.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Don't bite them because you get that tattoo inch.
Speaker 14 (13:54):
You and Wesley's just sitting there like, oh damn, I
remember one time, just yeah, six breasts in my face,
white as snow in.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
The prison barber. The dude flicks the thing over there.
So what you want? You want the blade cut or
a demolition man, because I don't you know, Die is expressive.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
That would be seventeen cigarettes for the demolition man and ten.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
For the blade cut. Or you can get the.
Speaker 12 (14:29):
One from uh, you can get the one from bed.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Because you just had a regular cutting.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Bad No man, I just I just wanted it, you know,
just a haircut man, just the haircut.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh my god, how about you bench man?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Just in the weight room and you ain't no both
flexes up her here?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, you look a lot strong in blade.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Even the guard said when he comes in, the guard
got a yeah, you ain't gonna be able to jump
over the fence.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Like you're doing. It's one of his movies.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Yeah, they just gotta get on him about that all
the time.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Now they'll just be there like, uh, he's got he's there.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
He's just got one one scratched in his wall, got
like a thousand to go.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Brotherhood comes up? How you doing, mister snipe? How are you?
I heard you think the can jumps?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, I just I was just a moment. Yeah, we're
gonna see how high you can jump. I love your movies.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
That boy them some good movies.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I see you.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
You beat up a lot of white people in that movie,
didn't you.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Oh, he's just they get a nice prison football team
might go to he might be in with with Vic.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Because Vick's and a friend jumping.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Yeah, that'd be nice for the celebrity wings.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, they probably do it, Celebrity Wing.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Yeah, we were just talking about horrible movies that come
on the sci Fi Channel. The sci Fi original movies
are so utterly bad. The special effects are terrible.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is Debbie Gibson in.
Speaker 15 (16:13):
That Lamas and there's megas Megashark versus What the name
of the movie is called Giant Octopus versus Megashock.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
They couldn't even give giant octopus a cool name. They
just call it giant.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Octopus versus megashark versus at least mega sharks. And you
know what, here's a great thing about sci Fi. They
have an all day theme.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
It'll be it'll be twenty movies, but it'll all be
this the spring Break Shark Frenzy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
You guys missed this. You gotts see what happens to
the Golden Gate jumps out of the water and bites
it Mega Shark the Golden Game Bridge.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Megashark is giant because I asked because patrisa megashark jumps
out out of the water and eats a passenger jet,
and I'm like, how could a shark you get.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
The Mega shark man?
Speaker 9 (17:04):
And the dude looked out the window and said, oh
and the shush was you know that?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It was?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh, there it is Mega shark. Get it. Mega Shark
is the ship. Well what about talking? Don't fuck around
with giant Octopus either.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Deborah Gibson, Yes, Debbie Gibson's in that. Oh just bitter
fucking destroyer.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Octopus wins every time. There, I don't know, has no.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Thank you, just a guy looking out the plane with
the Mega Shark just say.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Today, if I'm not fucking working, I gotta see this movie.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
I'm watching Sci Fi's Original Programming.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
You know what fucks me up about Sci Fi's programming
Their original programming too. They depend so much on CGI,
but they have the.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Worst people doing it.
Speaker 8 (17:51):
It is amongst the I've seen indie films that have
no budget that must have some talented computer guys that
were able to do some pretty decent CGI.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
This is so fucking bad.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
You can't even get into it, Like, first of all,
a flying jet airliner.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Nowadays, I could do it.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
I could do it on my Mac and make it
look like a fucking jet airliner that looked so bad.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
What's wrong with these.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
Fucking because I'm thinking, because I'm so into these, but
I hate them with my with all my heart. They
do ripoffs their version of the and it'll be like
the Terminatrix.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And it'll be a fucking.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
Or you know, or star kind of tricky and it'll
be Lorenzo Lamas fucking Bruce Box Lightner. They had one
called recently was a new one that just premiered. The
premiere of it was a it was a western town
in the old days eighteen hundreds that was attacked by
(19:01):
New age aliens.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
Oh that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So they had to fight them with but it was
it was Sci Fi network, so it's not done.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
And they had to fight these things with their with
their fucking you know, the six shooters and they you know,
homemade bombs and ships.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Just you know who else is in a lot of
those what's his name, uh loof Loup Phillips, Diamond Diamond
phil Phillip when but he's in a.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Because holy ship my fuck yeah?
Speaker 11 (19:30):
Uh running from genericshow dot com right, uh Opie. The
company that makes this also makes the movies that rip
off blockbuster movies, like Patrisa was saying, the company made
trans morphers, trans.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Morphers if you, and they do part two's of movies
that work on right and completely fuck them up. And
then and they just tournaments and they had another one.
You know who was in it? What's the guy? He
used to be Ken oh Man, big guy, kind of big.
He used to be an action guy, pretty pretty known back.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
In the day.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
But he was in it.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Was a movie called Uh Cobra Giant Cobra Versus Versus.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
They like the verses.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
What's the dragon Giant Cobra versus Komodo Dragon versus.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Gotta be a versus. It was versus.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
It's like Ali Fraser man Ali versus Fraser.
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
Shooter has one too that he saw footer lizard being hey, there.
Speaker 16 (20:32):
Was one was slipping through and I saw and it
was just it was rock monster or something. I don't
know how you would make a rock monster anyway, but
this was like the sign of a mountain would come
alive and just fucking dark eating people.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
And they don't even try with the names. It's like, yeah,
it is what I got.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
Asked though, what's the excuse that people use that they
need to get close to rock Monster? Because all you
would have to do is stay away from the fucking
mountain and.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
You're out of the mountain.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
You would never get eaten.
Speaker 16 (21:04):
No. You being a hiker, you know you have to
hike in your near fountain and next thing you know,
it's a man.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Oh ship that guy, no, no, no, hold on giant Cobra.
I'm looking at Giant Cobra. And that was the guy
that was in Eddie and the Cruisers. Michael Pare Michael Parry, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he was in Eddie and the Cruisers.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
But now he's doing one of these.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
But if you're into movies, right, if you're into movies,
is it is it the is it the fucking the
fact that everybody's a bad actor? Is it because it's
a bad movie? Or would these people be good in
the Godfather if they were in.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
It, they probably would be good in a real role.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Maybe in a real role anyway, some of them. Yeah,
because I'm looking at some of these actors, every single
person on the screen. I go, I've seen them. I've
seen them, and so I could not tell you what
except for Michael pare there.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Why would you ever look for any of these movies
on DVD, It's just look for.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
It was one you know who was in a Michael
Gross recently one hundred million years BC where they sent
a team back and.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Someone fucked something up to fuck the future off.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
To find Philadelphia, to find the people that did the
Philadelia e sperimit. They sent them back in time to
find them. So they found them and Michael Gross what
happened is he had to be the only one who
sacrificed himself a giant to Renaissuran's Rex went through the
machine with everybody else. And you know who the star
of the fucking movie was, and he walked around with
(22:34):
a bow and arrow the whole show.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
The was the kid that was in Blue Lagoon with Brookshields.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Oh really.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's not Willie Aames, but Christa.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
It was so bad, but I watched I've seen the
movie twice. I can't stop watching the bad sci fi
movies all day, hysterically, the marathons all day. I get
mad because I don't like the Wizard movie. I do
like when it's when it's a fucking it's the worst
because it's, uh, it's all like you said, it's all
(23:09):
C G I and now having you know it'll be
a frog.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
It's always an experiment.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
You think the experiment, you think.
Speaker 11 (23:17):
You think some of these big stars that you get
cast for these movies like, oh fuck, the concept is great.
It's don't realize then and they do all their acting
because they can't see the special effects.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
And then they finally see it for the first time. Ago,
holy ship, I'm in a piece of ship.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, we're gonna green screen.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
You just look look up here, like and they're probably
picturing these effects are gonna look like take a Jurassic Park.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Like they don't know that the movie. I think that
do they know if the movie is gonna be Do
you think that? That is a great question, man, I
bet you.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
They're thinking state of the arts special effects, your big
next thing.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
You know, they show a big giant shark biting the
half family apologizing.
Speaker 9 (24:03):
If I get a script, right, If I get a
script and the script says giant octopus versus mega shark,
I gotta know it stinks.
Speaker 8 (24:12):
I would say, this better be the working title.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Motherfucker.
Speaker 11 (24:14):
Think of some of all the crazy movies out there
that ended up becoming.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
No good movies have fucked up titles.
Speaker 8 (24:20):
Yeah, got Zilla versus that's.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
A fucking shitty movie.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
What about when I.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Was that's a great hip of the fucking name. That's
a great name before you know that the movie was
twenty No Jurassic that's a great name.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Is good? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Yeah, because the sci fi movies would name it dinosaur forest.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You know, are you one for the trees? I come
back from that. You ain't watching dinosaur it's stupid. Well,
let's go with a few more than gotta think of
the a couple of movies.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Nowt movies always named stupid man, thinking of like a
Jurassic Park movie.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Wait wait, wait.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
Uh the bottom line people man, bottom line, other ones
sci fi.
Speaker 11 (25:14):
I was just gonna go with basic ship like Godzilla
can combat.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Anyway, you gotta think of like some good sci fis, Danny,
some good sci fis You.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Must know, No a movie that became huge.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
But if you looked at the title and then Patrice
will explain why the title was always great and how it.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Would Jaws like Star Jaws.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
He's got jaws teeth, just teeth.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
What would uh wait wait, let me tell you something.
Speaker 9 (25:41):
There's a movie that they have about evil, evil attacking
fucking birds.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You know what, It's called caw.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Now what would what would sci fi call Close Encounters
of the Third time? All right, thank you alien Mountain.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
Mountains, aliens are visiting us, all right, we're gonna put
you away.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Would name it the Sound of the Dude. It would
be called.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Network Fights five alien notes, alien notes.
Speaker 9 (26:31):
They closing colors of the third count is a great? Yeah, yeah,
a fucking great.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
We got mad in West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Uh patrise iron man steel dude. That's a mad steel
guy guy.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They suck. Did we do Star Wars yet?
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (26:54):
No, Star Wars Galactic fighting? About the terminator? Now, they
had a term and they called it. They called it
robot robot hunter.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
I was gonna say, robot killer, robot I'm telling you, yes,
the killer and them named parentheses from.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
The future, from the future. How about how about this
one a newer movie?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Thank you? Steve Nolan, Madison, Wisconsin, Cloverfield.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
They might call it Cloverfield. Cloverfield might be a sci
fi channel named.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
New York Monster. It's not far off. Oh is that
fucking good?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
New York Monster? Close Encounters, Rex Rights, Mashed Potato Mount.
I'm trying to think of other ones.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
Planet of the Apes is pretty much Planet of the Apes. Yes,
like Planet of Apes. They probably take the out of
it Planet of a note, they will call it Simeon
w This is Simeon Simeons versus humans. Mars attacks would
be red chaos from beyond.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's awful. They have to do beyond. It's a tough one.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Twelve Monkeys, twelve twelve Monkeys was a good movie.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
Eke, eke, I'm telling you, and that's the move.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Shit, I'm gonna get a job naming these fucking movies.
Do we do aliens? Do we do aliens? Alien or aliens?
Speaker 8 (28:38):
None of the alien movies?
Speaker 11 (28:39):
A lot of alien movies out there, Patrising, Oh, what
would they name that?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
An aliens concept? That's a tough one.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
That's too basic to begin with.
Speaker 9 (28:50):
There's rough see what they what they would do with
aliens is some of these movies they named, they don't name, Okay,
the concept, they'll name what they'll name the place where
the concept is happening. So if it's an alien type
movie and it's happening, say on a boat. They call
it alien boat and am I bullshit though? And my bullshit?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
He'll call it alien boat a great bit. How about
the matrix, Oh yeah, that's the matrix. Cyber runners. Cyber
would be in it. Cyber has to be in Cyber
would definitely be in it.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
You know what, ready, and it'll be it'll be nice
and cyber chaos, cyber chaos.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
No, someone just help, I'm trapped in the Computer's your name?
That's funny. Help I'm trying. And the follow up called
your bullets are slow? About sound sci fi?
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Back to the future, Oh, back to the future.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
It's going to be because they would have probably stolen
if they stole that.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, time car of course, time car like time car
read car.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
Future Change, I'm telling you man, Future Change.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Premiering. It's Saturday at nine o'clock.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Future Change, and you can totally picture it.
Speaker 11 (30:36):
Preditor, very good arch from long Air, Ah, Predator.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
That has to be space something.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
Would a hunter definitely, they would just call it, would
just be it'll be jungle. Yeah, it'll be space jungle hunter,
Space jungle Hunter.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
No bullshit, Yeah, yeah, you guys nailed it.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Good movies have good times, man, they just do.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
Steven Asformation even got a good title. Back to the
Future equals Ahead from the Past or back to the
Future equals heads up. That's the name of the movie.
Heads up.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I know, I know what's gonna happen. Sorry, Michael J.
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