Ron Bennington and Vic Henley - Best and Last Year of Radio - Opie Radio

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Vic Henley. Hey guys, I I wanted Vic
today badly and we got him.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm very very happy about that.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Well, you know, when Norton can't come, I'm a poor substitute.
But it's better than Norton, you know, it's better than nothing.
Ringing in doors for me.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
And walking through the door with uh with with crazy hair?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
You got you got crazy hair? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Are you most nod head?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
You know?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I told Justin Stangle this was gonna be a prank
against me today and it's absolutely come true.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
That's what I'm.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Trying to figure out. That's what I'm trying to figure.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Out all night long.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
He's texting me, this is gonna happen. That's gonna happen.
There's gonna be an oil drum. You gotta jump in.
We're gonna put a Homer mask on you, and you're
gonna run around naked.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
And I'm like, I don't need this.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Dude, you already did all that. That was that was
back in eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Back in eighty seven, when all that I'm done with
the shock jock stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
But on the on the big dive, Yeah, that's the
whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Now, He asked me, are we going to prank him?

Speaker 6 (01:17):
I said no, He said you better not. It's my birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's your birthday, birthday, Thank you, Buddy Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Really this is so great.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
So I look up his birthday and I said, no,
his birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
It's not your birth my birthday, birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Go run out and what do you want? You want? Cupcakes?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
What do you need?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Be pleased?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You are?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
People were sending stuff to my Twitter.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Be careful.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
A lot of people told me, oh, the shock.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Jock, this is a prank.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, want for your birthday? That's tomorrow birthday?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yes, you know, all I really want is for the
Beatles to finally get into the rock and roll holiday.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
It doesn't see what are you taking pictures now?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Put stuff on Twitter?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
J I don't do you just you know you attacked
me for BedHead seconds ago. You don't want let's see
what happens when I let's see what happens.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
But I bring my brother to work.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
If you play that day, I'll come in here with
Bobby Bennington tomorrow. We don't want Bobby, seriously, well we'll
fucking just run rough.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I don't want Bobby. Yeah, there you go. Ron's birthday
is tomorrow. Happy birthday, Thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
It means a lot to me.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
December thirty first, who who would.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Be born on New Year's Eve? That's a fucking ridiculous day.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's a prank by Jesus himself.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yeah, why why?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Why the hair? I've known you for years.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I was just doing like a crazy thing with the hair.
I was just trying to have some fun here.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Today it looks very fun. Thanks very fast.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You look like you should be in a bathroom, just
wandering around the mob.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Guy, I forgot.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
First of all, I wasn't a bathroom seconds ago.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Okay, do you have any more little hot waters?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Why they put up three little hot waters in front
of you?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Hot water?

Speaker 5 (03:14):
The same studio you used.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
For now?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
For now, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
The stangles have.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Taken over. Take let me, I've taken over.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I have figured them out completely after watching that Brian
Wilson movie.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
You Wilson, Okay, you were the boy genius writing beautiful songs,
and now the stangles have gotten themselves around you.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
He's like my love and al Jardine, not even Wilson.
These are the other two that are not.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Then we got to order Hamburgers and let's see how
they handle it. When I reached for one, slap me
if they allow me to eat. That's PAULI and that scene,
Oh my goodness, I haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I haven't seen it problem.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
With the movie, and I haven't even talked to Ron
about it. But I loved the movie, and I love
the young Brian Wilson. But John Cusack, he's a very
good actor, and he's got the voice down perfectly.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
But you you feel like you're looking at.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
John Cusack got movie like he chose not to do
any makeup. Really, Yeah, I didn't think that. I was
hoping that it was not John Cusack playing him.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
When I saw even the first scene when he's playing
Brian Wilson, I'm like, who's John Cusack playing there? I
was confused because I'm like, there's no way John Cusack
would play Brian Wilson without doing, you know, some kind
of makeup to change his look.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
You know, he didn't love this scene where the little
kid kept yelling I want my two dollars after Brian WI.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
That scene it was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
You are right, So I know he's gonna get a nomination.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
It was he's so funny. You know what, I know
the riddicks that I.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Don't know what happens. But you know, have you ever
met Brian Wilson?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, you got to talk to him, right, Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
I did.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I had him on a couple of times, and one
time he was, uh selling like Disney.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
He'd done all these Disney songs, right, So I.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Said, you know, being a young kid in California, you
must have, you know, heard a lot of Disney music
and stuff because Disneyland was do you remember the first
sugs that you heard? And He's like, no, no, no, yeah,
that was you know, And then I was just I
spent like another two hours just bouncing a beach ball.

(05:42):
I never put a saddle.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
On on the guys with the high school look at this.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I heard that you were challenged. I mean, obviously, Ron
Bennington's a great interview.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Say that, but I don't know when I heard I.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Heard Brian Wilson just gave you one word answers the
whole time.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, but it was great.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I didn't even did an interview.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, you know, you like that smile thing.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
You know.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
The thing is if you've heard a beach Boy song,
you've heard all the Beach Boys song. Sure, there's no
way to pick one over the other, but that one
is only good because he's like literally cracking.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You know.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
You just hear a man just break the.

Speaker 10 (06:22):
Fantastic for That's an amazing album.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I just never really got into it. I've heard pieces
here and there over the years.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
But he reminds you of the guy in the neighborhood
that used to bang on his door and then run.
You know what I mean that he would stand out
front for a while. Then your mom would yell at
you leave mister Wilson alone.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
He's been through a lot.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Well, no, he's not doing well. Matt Dilon's also Matt
Dlon played him and played the character loosely based. There's
a movie called Grace in My Heart.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Love that movie.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah, it's called My Heart. Tutoro's in that too, I think.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Plays Phil Specter in it.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
And it was all about we look out the window
and look at the brill building.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yeah, all the music came.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Out of until uh Dylan and the Beatles started writing
their own music.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Had that fucked up everything?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Anything?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Where was that building?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
For the people that don't know, all the songwriters were
go into this one building and whip out all the
all the hits that you know and love.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
If you're an older person.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, Carol King started there, and.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
None of none of these people wrote their own songs.
And then yeah, like Ry, no one knew.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
That you were supposed to Like Sinatra never dawned on him.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
I could write one of the exactly.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Noboddy Holly was the first du Buddy Buddy Holly wanted
to write, produce, arrange everything, and they're like, no, we
have a writer that does this, we have a producers.
We'll get you the best of people. And Buddy Holly
would know. I've been through this before the stangles. You're
talking about writers. This is the music business.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
We write our own stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Here, boys, he's not he's not David Letterman. But we
got to handle the card.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
There's a blue car.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, we didn't write something on a blue card. He
would say nothing, Why did they have there?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
And say why do they have to be blue cards?
For Dave Letterman?

Speaker 7 (08:14):
That's I don't know when we got there, that's what
they were blue cards.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
And someone actually used to I guess shave him then,
because now he's just wandering around us, happy beard around.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
You know, he's not going to shave that anytime soon.
The next picture is going to be really creepy.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
That pops up.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
I saw him the other day.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
He was just walking down the street with a dog leash.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
There's nothing on those those invisible dog What happens there's
not invisible nothing, novel.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I just crossed the street. I wanted nothing.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
What happens to these guys after they leave Late night TV?
They lose their minds? They beard, They just just throw beard.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
That's like a duck dynasty beard.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Like Carson didn't want to be seen in public.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
After he was pretty much a reclusion, just wandering around
like you shipwrecked.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Guys, those guys were the kings of Late night and
now they're just well, you know, of.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Course obviously no longer with those But I didn't know
what happened.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
He's Yeah, I'm so glad we got past the banning
of Ron Bennington because look what we've me Seriously.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
My god, seriously, what happened there?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah? What happened there?

Speaker 11 (09:40):
I'm waiting for sewing an answer because I don't think anything happened.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Nothing happened.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
If I'm banned, just tell me I'm banned. I don't
have a problem with that. That's you're fine with me.
That's what I'm trying to figure out, dude, that's what's
fucking with my head so bad.

Speaker 11 (09:56):
Apparently everyone who's not here right now thinks they're banned
from this show.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Is that what happened? That's how it goes.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
There is a lot of drama in the radio world
that I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Small fix, small dicks, Small dick, have.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
No idea why there has to be so much dramat
job in America.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
It's not even in the job category. It's not say
it's a job. Corporate magazine still suck. It's so cool
you're rolling shirt.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah, he's bringing it almost famous.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I haven't read a corporate magazine.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And oh thank you, another green tea, wonderful. Roland went
to Comic Con. We we did some video that's great.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
It almost looks like something that could have been on Letterman.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Is that really almost.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
The other stangle from the corner?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, you know, you would have loved to have rolling
in your in your pocket for Letterman.

Speaker 11 (10:54):
Yeah, that would have made a lot of days easier.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Enough with what was his.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Name, Ruper Larry, but melmurn.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Larry, Larry was awesome, and then they he doesn't why
to use his name NBC owned, So what do they
call him after that?

Speaker 6 (11:11):
His real name Calvert.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh, yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
They dug their heels in on Larry.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
But I know, I know, right, Larry, what could he
have been making doing those up here?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
You know, five hundred bucks at the grocery store somewhere
like had a wind Dixie and Jacksonville, Florida. But they
should let him make it.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
That's that's like the wrestlers. They leave Vince.

Speaker 10 (11:31):
Yeah, there's a billionaire, and then he fox them over
and they can't even use their names to try to
get some pocket money going into some tiny little wrestling
circuits in the Midwest.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
It's brutal. It is absolutely brutal.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
What he does to unbelievable. Anyway, Welcome Ron, Well, it's.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Nice to uh welcome, it's nice to be here. I
didn't know how he was going to get on.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't have a fucking podcast.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
I think that's the thing now, yeah, the thing. Yeah,
it's the new rate, is it. I remember when radio
was the new radio.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I love how these guys make believe that they're not
doing radio because radio has always been, you know, kind
of beneath them.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
But podcasting this amazing. Don't call it radio radio.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
It's headphones in the studio and microphones radio. People listen
to it and can't see it.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
The people are always asking me to do their podcast.
I'm like, I'm not comfortable being in your hotel room.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
And laptop on the bed not fucking doing it.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Actually, it's now like five I think a half million podcasts, yeah,
half a million.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Every one of your listeners has a podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
People used to say, would you listen to my podcast?
And I'm like, no, no, I I can't listen to
your podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I don't have time to even listen to Ron.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
What are you talking about? Man? Then show us a
fucking unbelievable really.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
He brought tears to Ron wife Ron Benny? Yeah, Ron,
you know, I never heard that clip.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
It's a great it was a great, a quick clip.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I don't know if Kenley is, you know, friends with
Ron White. I'd like to hear the crying clip.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Let's just make let's never look back again unless it's
the ny W, you know, reunion show.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Let me be in charge of it all.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh, boy, let me get your half together.

Speaker 9 (13:27):
You made that?

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Are you still talking to.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
We could do one of those.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
This is your life, just one person after another walking
in in.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I still talk to you?

Speaker 5 (13:41):
We well not when you're a psychiatron.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Why do you put me?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
I had to pass you a note the other day.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Blink if you need help, that's what I said.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Link if you need when Landy doctor lady is right.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Dr land is amazing. Did you watch any of those
clips online?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
No? No, I read a little bit. I read a
little bit about it a long time Sawyer exposed. Oh god,
oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
It's a really good clip online worth saying.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh totally, yeah. I always wonder what that dude.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
The best part is when he thought he could, you know,
collaborate with Brian Wilson and forced him in a room music. Right.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
That was like the DuPont guy Steve Carrell And did
you see that movie The Weird Restaurant.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I did not see that. No desire to watch. It's
a great movie.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
The same thing he makes him wrestle with him like
he's really a wrestler.

Speaker 11 (14:32):
Right, yeah, they kind of entertain him and they're like, oh, okay,
let's pretend that you're good.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
And it's the creepiest thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Oh, he's just so you know, limp and weak, and
they're making these Olympic guys wrestle with him and like
let him kind of turn them over and act like
they're gonna win for a minute.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I grew up near the DuPonts and we actually used
to there.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Used to be like all these rumors about incest and
keep to keep their money that they had retarded kids.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
So he was just drive past our how is.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Hoping to see like a big melon headed kidd kids.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Right, we'd always be like that, extremely wealthy.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yeah, that's why they have those high fences.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
You know.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
We did it almost every day instead of going to school.
But it's like a beautiful area. But they never got
in that movie. They never got the accent down, you
know what I mean, Like it always drives me crazy. Yeah,
there's a Delaware County. Yeah, you know when a hoogie,
we're gonna get some water.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Eye.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah, he's going in the water.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
We got to have We're all driving down there.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
It's going to be good.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Hey, Hey, a couple of colors moving into our neighborhood
trying to come around later to night he starts in trouble.

Speaker 11 (15:48):
He was sort of trying to do that now that
you're doing that accent.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, yeah, but he didn't know it.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
He didn't know.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Well, I hate when they don't nail the Boston accent,
which seems like that's an easier one to do.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
There's other one that's my pet pee forever, is just when.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Every time.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
John Cavoted nailed that.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah he was from Texas, he was right there. I
don't believe he was an old rigger.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Yeah, that's the thing that somehow in that movie he
was the Italian fucking textas sky.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
You know what I mean from where.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I didn't like Burbon Caboy too much.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Everybody like Bourbon Cowboy.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Well, everybody loved that.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
She was wanted to slapper. I just her voice annoyed me.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Annoyed.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Could not get im drop this pitch and go with
the rich one in the high, go live with the
rich one in the high.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
We're not locked at we don't talk that way.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
He was bad. I can't enjoy the movie.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
That was a nightmare. That was an absolute nightmare.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
That movie are most movies now, just like you know
this Steve Jobs movie that's coming out and all his
friend said, none of this shit happened. You know, you
gotta be a certain vicious fucking person to just make
a biopic and add ship that.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Wasn't, you know, just to pump up the story. Yeah,
maybe there's not a good story there.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
They're like, well, but it's a movie, and you're like,
you're using my fucking name, dude.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
You just can't act like oh and this.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
And then then when he was fourteen, Blue three guys
just means to make a making the ship up like
that social network. That fucking geek had a girlfriend in
your life the whole time he had a fucking fiance.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
But it didn't play as well, so they gotta they
reworked that whole angle.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, they just have a scene of him masturbating out
of a window and they're like it kind of represents.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Oh, they'll do the amalgamation character like the guy called
the DiCaprio movie Catch if you can. Yeah, it was
like nine detectives over the trades, rechasting for like twenty
three years. But they just make it Tom Thanks all
the way through because that's not it's not interesting. Gotta
be one good.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
But then they had the loosely based and very tight,
very tiny.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
But you know Goodfellas didn't use any of the real names,
and that movie fine.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
You know that's you don't sit around going that's not
the real guys, then you have a movie to watch
and it's fucking fine.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
These guys have got to be fucking vicious to sit
down and write ship about people. That fucking Rudy.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Movie shit happened.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Who was the the actual coach then?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Was Dan?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Dan Devine? Right?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
And Dan Devine like after the movie came, because there's
a scene where every fucking body on the team quits
and they put their fucking shirt down, they go, this is.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
For Rudy, this is for Rudy. After the movie, Dan
Devine said, putting Rudy in was my fucking idea.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I was the guy who.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Put Rudy in. Why is everyone acting like from.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
The biggest dick look like an asshole?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yes, kids got beat up in school the next day,
send us to your father, your prick.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
There was a Funny Bone in South Bend forever for
fifteen years, so and I would go there and work,
and you would hear the bouncers at the various bars
going if fucking Rudy comes by here, do not let
that dick in. He got drunk with his power because
of the movie. So he just wander around South Bend
thinking he could go in any restaurants and bars and
drink and eat for free, just because he's Rudy. Whatever

(19:36):
he was banned.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, whatever happened to Rude.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
He's in every Notre Dame game, signing books, every probably.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
He's got anything. He's got nothing except hey, I'm Rudy.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
And there's a line there, you know, and he fucking
you know, he just writes like get in.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
In the last game, he fucking.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Said, I never forgot. I laughed so hard that I
just overheard one doorman other than.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
That Rudy back. They don't let him, don't let him in. Yeah,
there he is. He's an older gentleman, now, is that right?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Still trying to get in, Still try to get one.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's funny that he just he put him in and
they reworked that whole storyline.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
But and then you know, they also they put him in.
Ironically it was like a fucking you know, let these
kids score touchdowns out.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I think that's weird, don't you. I think is there
a better way? To do this.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, light that kid up, show him, I'll light him.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Up up the defense run next to him.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
What about the ones in the wheel chair, they're supposed
to knock him over there?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Why not? Why not? They're not going to feel it
on half their body. Now that's too far.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
A special needs you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
We do live in a new, a new world.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
We really do a new We can't even joke about
this ship anymore.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
What do you want to joke about that you can on?
What are you missing?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
What do you waterhead jokes?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
What I'm timing the ranger b It was a big waterhead.
Boy was bobbing from side.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
You really can't joke about what there was a it
was a whole.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
When he's doing the Minister and he would say it
was all about it was about you know, especially for
these people, how trocephul anything. It was crippled people coming
in here, stumbling, bumbling, falling down.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
It's more than hypocrisy of it. We talk about this
a lot on the show. The Learning Channel, that's just
a TLC, that's just a new.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
The learning circus now, that's what I used to call it.
When it's after the nineteen I'm nine hundred pounds, right,
I'm seven ft tall.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I'm like, okay, it's the new side show. We've said
it many times on this program. But they act like, no,
but you're learning about other people. It's in the title
the learning Channel. But they know, damn well, most people
are too long and to see the lady with the
giant legs.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yes, I agree, what are we going to learn in
the end? You know that that you can uh? All
the little people are just going to get a channel
one day. They're already given them twenty three shows.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
They're fun to watch. It's the Little People, Big World.
I was all in for many years.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Off I know they are. They're divorced.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I know they're.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Divorced and no longer together. So they have to sit
there and crazy is it that they got divorced? They
about it hilarious.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's not easy to find another one of them.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
You got to go to the convention. You gotta go
to the convention, the convention and the convention.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
But what I learned from Little People, Big World, they
go to these conventions and they have to find their
wife over a weekend because there's no other little people
in their area.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
And there's clicks within the different little people group, there's
clicks that you know, some of them that have married
a regular size person. They're like banned, you know, they're there.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Or an Asian she's not really short like.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Asian.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
She's just say.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Smell ry smell.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
But the we used to drive out of the shore
and there would be these folks like that and they
had a fucking clothes line that was.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Only like two and a half feet off. Wow, please
be putting up the clothes.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
Please.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I gotta I got a brother that's uh, legitimately scared
of midgetes. He gets all freaked out and has anxiety
attacks when a season.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I've never met anybody, but I've always I heard that
that's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
And he swears by it. He gets really freaked out.
I don't know why. Why Why do you get freaked
out by that?

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Probably he was blown by a midget. Didn't know how
to tell anybody, you know. I felt like it was
his fault. Some midgets in there with his thumb up
his ass, don't say anything, you know, and he's like okay,
but still, yeah, that was my mad. I kind of
wasn't a little bit. It's like an evil Well probably redundant.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Right, You're probably right.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Most phobias go back to being touched, right, I don't know,
do you think?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
So maybe what are some of the other phobias then
we can figure it out.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
You know, here's the thing about some of big phobias.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
One of my favorite ones that somebody called in one
time is a woman.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
I'll never forget this.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
It was many years ago, and she is afraid of anything.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
That's like oversized.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
So if there's like like a big boy, would fucking
she would have to turn her car around because that
thing is not supposed to be that big.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Statue which drive by it. She's scared.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
But the thing about phobias is no one you could
have a million phobias, but if you don't have one,
you think that other person is an idiot. So like
if somebody is afraid of elevators, if they find out
someone's a friend of vesculators, like what are you a dick?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
What's the big deal?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's true.

Speaker 11 (25:07):
They used to before they did all the maternity paternity
tests on Maury, they did like these these phobia shows.
And there's somebody who had a fear of olives And
I remember that they had Stafford sneak behind them with
a giant jar of olives, and the woman absolutely freaked,
O get.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
That thing away from me.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Mary was known for doing that.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Show gets you on with your phobia, and then he
thinks he's going to cure you by by hammering you
with that actual object. He did that with many of many.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Of course. But again, you can't just freak people out.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
You have to make believe, Oh no, I think this
is actually going to cure you, and then we can
show it on TV instead of look at this idiot.
She's scared of cotton balls, so let's drop a thousand
of them on our head.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
That's just sitting there.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
But I haven't used the integrown man freak when he
saw a spider or something, though, And I'll just like,
fucking yeah, I have friends that are afraid of like
little things like that.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
You know, shit, they can't even hurt.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Them well grown men. Spiders.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah, I've seen I've seen it before.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I know women are very scared of spiders more than men.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
And it's coming across a little sexist. So I'm gonna be.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Hold back to that website. Son of a bitch.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
It's a little sex The number one what is wrackophobia.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
The fear of spiders affects women four times more. So
there you go, forty eight percent women, twelve percent men.
Fear of snakes, fear of heights, fear of open or
crowded spaces, fear of dogs, blah blah blah, fear of thunder,
fear of small spaces, fear of germs.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
And these are boring.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Ones, but most a lot of those things make sense.
I mean, you should have a certain fear of heights.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
It's fucking you can fall and die.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
I think these small spaces just comes from coffins.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
That you think it is that you're in a coffin.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
How about this one, the fear of cancer. I think
we all have that one.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, pretty much are smokers.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I think.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Smokers just like I don't think I can get.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
I don't even think it's real cancer, some tiny little german.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
That shouldn't be a phobia. I think that's on everyone's mind.
That one.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
The fear of right before it is the fear of birds,
and then the chickens gets its own separate one. There's
fear of birds. Yeah, the fear of chickens.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
One of the.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Birds. This is the wrong planet.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
What do you think the chicken is one of.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
The one of the chickens is going to figure out
what the fuck we're doing to them now and rally.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Whipping their wings off in front of the other people
the family.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Most of them are just standing there.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
You might want to get together and try to figure
it out, because you're not winning that one.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
We're the only species that really gets together and fucking
makes a plan. It's like if we were in a
fucking football league and no one else ever heard of
a huddle, you.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Know what I mean. We're the only one.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
To play.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Every other fucking species is.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Just sitting there running around Catterbory like a squirrel. Yeah,
around crazy.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Only like species.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I think that's got it as dogs because they figured
us out.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
You know, they figured out how.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
To get uf do ship for them. You know, every
other album is like fuck you, I know what you're about.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Dogs like pick up my ship and let's move this party.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Even even cats say fuck you, I know what you're about.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
I don't get anybody who would like a cat'sholes.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
My grandmother got back to chickens. My grandmother she kept
kicking in her backyard and had a garden, and her
favorite thing in the world. Every now and then she'd
find a gardener snake in the garden, a little snake
about a foot and a half long, and she loved
to throw it in the chickens. Watch them just pat
the ship out of it and kill it. Mister REDNECKI gladiator.
She's like seventy five, the biggest of it's just like

(28:53):
a kid. It was so happy.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Kids, Come on, chicken, aren't humans wonderful?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Kidding me as a little kid, it was the greatest
thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
How did you.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Guys lose the war because.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
That ship is yep?

Speaker 3 (29:13):
With that ship?

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah nothing.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Did she kill her chickens for food? And then yeah
that's twisted. Yeah, she kept basically before they're ready for
the plate as they say, they're your pet.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, and then I'll say you like a tind to
kill my pets. If you get too many of them,
then you got to call the herd. Every now and
and so roast chicken.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Every time you see those videos are like, they treat
them like their pets, and they love them.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
They got it's time for Fluffy to bite it.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
We're hungry.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
But you realized that was the only way that humans
lived up until like, you know, I get.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Years, but you don't like name them, and you know
you just you.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Just, you know, throw stuff in a pen and let
them eat until you're ready to kill them.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
I had a kid who in Florida who worked for me.
He works for Bubba now. His name is Tuttle, and
they had a big fucking hug every year.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
He felt it was he was.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
The kid, and the found me at his job, and
then later they slaughter him and everybody be like, Bob
is moist, so much, so much better than Karen. Karen
was a little you wouldn't expect the.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
String.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I went to my first pig roast this past summer.
I couldn't eat it because of the fucking uh, the.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Look, I'm my hypocrite because you take that same pig
in the other room and you slice it up all nice,
put it on a plate, throw the head and the
hoofs in the garbage.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I'm fucking eating it all. I never seeing the head
made it made it fucking so gross to me.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
I grew up around it so much, that's just second
nature to me. I don't think I ever bothered. The
first one I ever saw it was on the fourth
of July somewhere, and it was the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
So let's never bother go I got hammered for that,
but that's the truth. I turned into a pushy. I
couldn't eat it.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
It just ripped at the skin.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Let me get more of this skin, the skins, and
they're cutting it right off to the animal.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
I never been to a.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Pig roads that a Somebody didn't eat the eye while
everybody cheered.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Somebody didn't act like they were face fucking at.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Eating fucking hands.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
My brother and when he was at Auburn, there agricultural
screw and they had a hog farm and show him
and his friends on the football team would go over
there soak loaves of bread and grain alcohol and feed
them to the hog be til they passed out. Then
they'd hit it and they had with the sledgehammer throw
it in the trunk of the car. Pig roast. They
did want it. They did one a year. One time
one of them wasn't dead. One time. One time they
opened up the trunk of the car and of squealing

(31:44):
out scared, they all run like girls, except the quarterback
who pulled a twenty two pistol a lout of a socker.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
But bam shot it right in hand.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Turn where you fucking pussy's going. It's a goddamn hog.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
So being from the South, what's the craziest thing you ate?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Oh, don't bring up black girl Jackson went down on.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
You ate squirrel?

Speaker 3 (32:11):
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure like nothing. No, it's crazy people, see,
it's crazy, nasty. It's my mom would eat it. And
so we were somewhere and there was there in my
mouth that I've eating it.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
So I took a bite of it.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Gay and greasy and nasty, kind of a dark, meaty,
crappy looking, you know, like a bad jerky.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
That doesn't sound pleasant.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
No, it's nice.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Well, the what grosses out though, the fact that you've
never eaten before that it runs around in trees.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
It's gamy.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, no, I mean when I lived in Western New
York just eating.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Bison, u deer and stuff that's not bad. I didn't
like it. It was a little too greasy for me, you
could tell.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I had an Elks take once that was just like
the leanest, most delicious people of beef I've ever had.
It was really really good. I had ostrich once I've
never had that.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
That was amazing.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Light.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
That was amazing beef.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
But he didn't think about an ostrich putting its little
head in the sand, like.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I said, But the whole Ostrich is inny and they're
cutting your just like you didn't think about the Swiss
family Robinson.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
The Swiss family.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Robinson when they're riding the Ostrich.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
They've said over the years, if you keep the head
on the animal, most people would stop beating meat if
they saw that.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
What I hate when they do that.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Ship and some of these fancier places, they put the
whole fish on your plate.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I can still eat that, that's easy.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
But and then this fucking guy is always with that
sharp knife. He's carving out the cheeks, saying this is.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
The best port of fish. It's never the best part
of the fish. Bullshit.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Snapper cheeks and the guys just digging right in front
of you, just stabbing this thing.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
And you get maybe, I don't know, half a tea spoil.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah, the frog legs up here. This might put the
legs or not?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
There a right water?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
All right?

Speaker 5 (33:58):
You water down chicken.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
That's what they taste. It really does taste like chickens
has just been soaking a bucket of water. Well, I
wonder why because you live in a swamp, because you're
a frog.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, just getting a bucket of them at Hooters would
be great, though, just a bucket of frogs legs.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, I thought you wanted something, Sorry, no, yeah, yeah,
I pigeon once, pigeon, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I want to eat pigeon on the show.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
I know it's a little it's morning zeuish and hacky,
but I wan't try it.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
That's all right, man, that's your thing now.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
I had I had made have a pigeon in London
that taste like grabbing pete. It was nothing, you know,
if you like green pepper, had the green pepper corn.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I went to a Chinese restaurant in the Northport once
and uh, I ordered a chicken dish.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
First bite, I knew I wasn't eating chicken. I just knew.
I have no idea to this day, but I don't.
I know the place was desperate because they closed.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Down and a few months after that, so they were
probably cutting as many corners as possible.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
As soon as I put it in my mouth, I'm like, wow,
this is not chicken.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
And then I did another bite to make sure, and
immediately I was just nauseous.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I didn't throw up, but I was just like, this
is something foreign.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
You know, the one thing that looked like would be
a great food, but you can't eat it as a human. Baby,
you ever look at something it looks like like biting
in the butter.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
He's just so, I swear to God, I had a
joke about Chris Christie eating little children. I haven't joked
that I've been doing about that exact point that he
just sits somewhere down and Trenton. There's bucket ice cream
and he's just rolling around in ice cream and just
fo my drop.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Of the hood. He's on the TV right now. It
looks like he's trimming down a bit.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Well you know that lap ban bush. We'll go have
a little children pouring out. That's all Baby's gonna come
pouring out.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
He can't get any heat, though, it's Christy.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Nobody can get heat.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Nobody who would held office, well, Trumping and Carson.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Now Carson saying they all had guns, the Holocaust would
be different.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Is that his latest?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
If we get armed like they did have guns, they
took them.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, they took everything, like I think they started by
taking their guns before they.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
Took so basically saying it was the Jew's fault.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Is blaming everybody.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, you know, he came out with that whole thing.
I would rush the shooter if I was in a
school shooting.

Speaker 11 (36:31):
We have a clip of him talking about the Holocaust.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Should we go with a clip? I mean, your birthday
gift isn't here yet.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
So we might as well. We might as well stall.
That's Ron Bennington's birthday today.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Hey, thanks everybody.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
All right, let's hear this quickly.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
What is the What is the point you're trying to
make if if there had been guns in Germany there
might not have been a Holocaust?

Speaker 12 (36:50):
My point is they were. That was only one of
the countries that I mentioned. There were a number of
countries where tyranny ring, and before it happened, they disarmed
the people.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
That is the point. Noah Webster said.

Speaker 12 (37:02):
When he was talking about tyranny that the people of
America would never suffer tyranny because they are armed.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
I'll tell that to the fucking South.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
They had guns, and they burned Atlanta to the fucking ground.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
You know, the French had guns, the Polish had guns.
You're fighting fucking Nazis there. The Nazis were such bad
ass is. It took the entire world to fucking take
that back. I notice is like, guys like what coming?

Speaker 4 (37:30):
The people were coming running out bars and ship everyone.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Oh that's funny, absolutely right.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, it took everybody, the whole non war.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Yeah, I gotta say, I gotta say one thing. Ron
has been hilarious. It's been like what forty minutes.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Now.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
I feel bad for blocking and for all this motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Practice. I was wrong.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I apologize.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
You told me you you basically threw your brother on.
Why Why did did Roland put this uh tunic video
on his Facebook page?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I'm not sure what is he doing?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Well, you know, we gotta look at that Comic Con
video that he did. It looks like a piece that
could be on late night TV with his rolland wandering
around the joint the Comic Con.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
That wasn't the best clip yesterday though.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
You see the Trump clip he brought a Hispanic on stage.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
No, I didn't say this, Oh yeah, I just saw this.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
One is good because you know, he doesn't have a
lot of the Hispanic votes, so he found onee dude
that really likes him.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
It's a broad one of his maids. Mister chum.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I take home.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
You know he made me look at he's dick, because
if you have him, it takes sooner or later.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Gonna just show her your deck. You're like, you're gonna
act like it was an accident, but you want her
to say your deck. It just happened.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Walk around with pajama pants on, right, still down, I
open a little bit.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Pops out.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Oh I'm sorry, wouldn't need it.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Is this the clip?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Let's say?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah, I want to see this. Here we go. He
couldn't help himself. He found one. She's screaming around it shut.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Where are you from?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Colomb And? Is this a setup that I ever meet
you before?

Speaker 4 (39:42):
I'm his?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
We love y'all, We love you'll house.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
God fucking titties bound were to you. I think she's
totally beautiful and great.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
I never met her before, I swear, I just this
all started with the People People magazine.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
So here's you are beautiful? Will you make sure she does?

Speaker 4 (40:13):
You make sure this idiot doesn't take a fucking spill.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Everything exactly. Oh god, her jig jumping up and down.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
What I love about Trump is everyone is terrific. Everyone's beautiful,
everyone's great.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
So they say one bad thing about it.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
This is a loser, right, Benn and Teller to the
worst show in America. That was my favorite thing because
Pennant said something about him in the next day.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
He said, no.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
One is showing up at Broadway, pettit Teller's show. Pen
was here when that tweet came out, so he got
to react to it.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, we are Pendult's to react to that.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
It turns out that show did very well on Broadway.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
It's over, I think.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
But here's the thing. He doesn't talk.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
But Teller's a fucking genius. The show is always going
to be amazing no matter what Penn's personal views are.
That's a fucking great show, dude.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Teller is an amazing magician. He comes up with most
of that stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Doesn't stuck with the whole run show barking thing and legendary.
They're legends that they're first started here. Yeah, I believe
it all started here back in the eighties.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
I saw them off Broadway in the eighties and it
was fucking amazing. Then they were as gad. I've never
seen him have a bad fucking show anywhere.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I think that.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I think penn used to perform in Philly. I want
to say South Street or something.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yeah, he was like a street guy, and he was
like a carnie guy.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Yeah, yeah, they got matching suits. I don't know how
that fucking happened.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
You ready for this? This is how stupid I am.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
He tells us on our show that he has like
twelve different suits backstage. I'm an idiot trick he needs.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I see right, it's a.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Different suit depending on what he has to get done.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Tell me, I'm thinking he just has one suit and
he's pulling all that shit off.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
I would I loved that he would have done on me.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I love that he let us in on that he goes,
so he goes by the toughest part of the job
is remembering what suit I need for each trick he goes.
The trick itself is I could do that in my sleep.
But if I don't have the right suit, I'm fucked.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I watched that. I did a week with a magician
out in Vegas, and we were in the condo together,
and every day I just start watching him get all
his ship ready. He had to start at noon and
he's folding newspapers and getting the right suit out would
be cool.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
And he said.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, he would explain. Sometimes he'd like, get the fuck
out of here. I won't tell you this one. But
then a lot of them he would just let me
see how he did it.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Right on, So it's fake. It's all.

Speaker 9 (42:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Things we hear like their pigeons at night. All their
pigeons make fucking weird noises, like a woman being slain.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Crazy beating the ship out of the pigeons until they
do that.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
I know.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
I'm a magician too, who hide the pigeons what he
got on the airplane, he'd have them in his pockets
and ship because he didn't want to have to go
throw the trouble boarding him. So you could be sitting
on a plane next to a guy's got like eight pigeons.
The pigeon is like really tiny when you squeeze it.

(43:19):
That's why they can like in that thing where it
disappears in the cage. They just shove them down into
like one egg.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Yeah, is that how?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
That's? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:27):
I for you, yeah, for you know.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
It's my birthday and I wanted a pigeon.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
My buddy went to a chick show, a stripper, a
weird freak show in the Philippines and the girl after
picking up various things with her kouchie, turned over and
he said, like you got her phrase just turned blood
red and one of those plastic Easter eggs popped out
of her asshole. And when he hit the stage popped
open and a dove flew out.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
That got a buck from me.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
They don't do it, you know, we don't do that anymore.
They used to have to entertain people. And when I
was a kid, we went to Philly. We saw this
girl and she came out with a fucking mop upper pussy.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
And she's mopping the.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Everybody was crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
But to be honest, she couldn't follow it, you know,
like another hour.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, mistake, Oh Donald Trump, Just like Ronnie saying Donald
Trump tweet. I was so happy when I heard that Politico,
one of the most dishonest political outlets, is losing a fortune,
pure scump.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
What's Politico? I don't even know what that is?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
So obviously obviously that after Trump going with Ronnie's point,
you know, he loves everyone until you go after him,
and then you're the Then you're a loser, and you're
a loser.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
How disappointing will this be if we don't get Trump
though we just got like a fucking rubio, like a
normal person.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
It suck.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
You think he has a shot.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I hope, So I want him the wreck this fucking
place so we can finally start fresh and drop the Constitution.
We made fun of the fucking Islamics for having like
the Old Testament.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
We're still fucking falling around these things.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
These guys with wigs did back to the belly fucking
three hundred years ago.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Well, our founding.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Fathers said, who fucking care what they said?

Speaker 5 (45:32):
They didn't even have a car. Why are we listening
to them?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
They had nothing.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I think the Founding fathers would be horrified with what's
been going on in this country.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
They used to ship next to trees themself.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Why why do we care like it's the most important thing.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Of the world.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
They fucking had nothing. They died at thirty eight.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
They only how to wash their hands.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
The tallest man was what five to five back then?

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Yeah, and that was the center.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
That was the guy, you know, I mean, he was
the guy who was getting twelve fourteen boards.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Again, it's nothing.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
That's how George Washington got the gig. He was the
tallest guy in the room. He's the only guy that
showed up in a fucking uniform, first of all, and
he was the only dude who was a head taller
everybody else, Like you should looking to be the general.
I don't know, how about the giant with the sword.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
You shouldn't trust anyone that had a tiny doorway to
get into their house.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
You see the houses, Betsy Ross's house, You ever do that?
And fellow?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yeah, the front doors like maybe yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
And then the stairway, like I remember being a little
they would take us there for school trips. I couldn't
breathe heading up the stairway.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Don't you look back at that stuff and wonder why
couldn't they figure out basic ship? Like why wouldn't you
have a bigger stairway, a more room.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Why wouldn't you open that ship up?

Speaker 5 (46:49):
It's fucking crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Why did so many of them live like right on
the road, Like there's.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
All this fucking country, fucking farmhouse, like.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Shooting off the road, your ship up the exactly up?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Oh the Constitution, here's what's in the concert, Like the
Wizard of Oz, we run to this ship something.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Maybe you give yourself a front lawn.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Yeah, let's start with that little How about a little grass.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
How about this a black and white TV Try that?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Ben Franklin, all right, we are heading.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
I want to tell you one story.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
So it'll be good. It'll be good.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
It'll make that we go.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
It'll be good. So we uh uh so we.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
Uh had to shoot a remote once at Colonial Williamsburg.
I was sent down to shoot a piece when I
was on Letterman with Biff Henderson.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Goodff.

Speaker 7 (47:40):
Yeah, so we're shooting this whole piece and like there
was a very enthusiastic person that worked there, and they're like,
you know, Biff could dress up as one of the
characters and you know, talk to all the people. And
we said, okay, like what do you suggest And they said, well,
maybe he could be like a runaway slave or something.
And us close and you just Biff face all expressions
and he's not.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Gonna be no run away west Colly.

Speaker 13 (48:04):
We were always free that you thought that would be
an idea and like, yeah, yeah, that would be a
good comedy for a network TV show.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Well did you ever see Twelve Years of Slave? The
movie that was the guy was a free man. He
lived in upstate New York and for some reason was
taking a train down to d C so he's going
through Virginia.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
And you're like, hey, it's your fucking vault.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
I I'm sorry. That's about the dumbest car a black
dude could make.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Right now, visit.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Near Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
You know, it's like that when what was the Midnight
what he called movie back in the seventies Express? Yeah,
Midnight Express where you're supposed to feel sorry for a
kid who's in Turkey, fucking Tyan hash all over right,
You're like, fuck your pal an idiot is crazy.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
That's a good movie, though, it is.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Alright, we got to take a break. Ron Bennington's birthday.
What do we got for Ron's birthday today?

Speaker 6 (49:07):
Well, birthday is in December.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
We we have a little time, We have a little
what are you going to be like that?

Speaker 6 (49:13):
We'll have something today.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Why aren't you dressed like you were yesterday when you
were pitching it was going.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
To be eighty degrees?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I've known these guys for how how many years? Ten?
Twelve years?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
At this point I finally asked him. I had to
if they have the same mother?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
You don't think you minutes ago?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I had to.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Because I've wanted to ask that question for a long time.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Look, at how Eric dresses.

Speaker 11 (49:33):
Yeah, he dresses like that every day, like a person,
like a person, and I'm forty four, like a guy.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Justin not as many accessories today? Well, yes, you with
your accessory. Eric has no accessory.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
However, yesterday just looked was dressed like Eddie and Rocky Horror.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
When he came.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
That fucking leather jacket with the big.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Shoulder pads was the fucking greatest shit I ever saw.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
In my life.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Eric owned none of that. So I finally asked if
they have the same mother.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
I was a biker.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
You got rings, you got.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
A necklace, you got wristbands, you got all sorts of accessories.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
I do, I'm forty six years old.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
You got rid of the earring, though, I did.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
I got rid of the earing a long time ago,
and then.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
You brought it back when you came over here over
the summer.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
My daughter put it in my ear and I was like,
all right, and then your rear.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
No, no, no, my ear, that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
What's that my ear? Okay?

Speaker 7 (50:31):
Edited again the ear and then to see if the
hole was still open, I certainly left it.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
But yeah, that that was not intentional.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I went three. At one point I have three three
earrings and.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Stupid stupid Yeah, gets never closed.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
Yeah, I had three idiots have tattoos.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Eric doesn't have any tattoos.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Eric dresses very you know, conservative, basic, the cemetery, Thank
for God.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
Do everything together.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
Yeah, but my point always was that there's a certain
amount of Jews that were forced to have tattoos and
there in Jewish cemetery.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
So I sort of figure, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I don't understand the brothers saying I have four brothers.
I love them, but I can't hang out with them
like that.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Eric, I used to live together. We used to share
an apartment and then go work in letter.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
We're good after a family function, we're like, all right,
we're good. We're good until someone's you know, birthday. Yeah,
you guys are inseparable.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
If Ron has a brother, Bobby or whatever he said.
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
It could be just where they flipped the damage.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
I don't know what I believe. Where would that come from?
Is this a set up?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I don't even know if he has a brother brother
Ron forever, I think I've known him forever.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
I have no idea. Uh, do you really have a brother.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Yeah, of course I have a brother.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
What's his name, Bobby Benny? It is Bobby Benny. Has
he ever been on your show?

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Well, he's called before.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
He and I haven't lived near each other since we
were kids. He's in Florida, well he was. He's retired
coast guard and now he works on ships. Is kind
of a safety I don't know what. Yeah, it's really cool.
He flies all over the world doing it and it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
He's I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Why Why would that be made.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
Billionaire?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Because said billionaire, then it would be.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
That's why it's it's the regular, the wonder you picked
such a perfect thing he could have done.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (52:42):
I think Ron is preparing to fake his death and
hen't understand.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
That's right. Ron went voting one days.

Speaker 10 (52:59):
That's up to you, little honey, honey into some shitty
green tea.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Isn't that the beaches? Isn't honey beaches like jizz?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I believe you might be right on that. Yeah, I
think you're right. Yes, what else we got we haven't
thrown at the break? Yeah? We are? What are we promoting?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Chris Watt and Angle with New Jersey and port Chester,
New York, October sixteen and seventeen.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
That's gonna be a great show man, two guys together,
forget about it.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Are we gonna watch Rolland at Comic Con?

Speaker 6 (53:35):
Yeah, we have the video already.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
What's what's the angle? Here?

Speaker 6 (53:38):
Is rolling at Comic Con?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
No, what's the angle?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
The angle is is more honest and just you find
that out too, rot.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
We get to see you what the real answer you asked?

Speaker 3 (53:48):
We get to see Roland improvise.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I think that's the angle. Yes, Oh, you don't want
to give too much away.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
Right, well, but I mean that's something that you see
how his mind works.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Oh okay, Yeah, we're gonna go with it. If it's sexual,
certainly bail.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
Yeah, it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
We got Ron Bennington in for the first time of
the year.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Yeah years been a year now.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
All I know is we've been trying to book you
and your people keep saying you're unavailable.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
Yeah, we keep calling like that.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
That seriously, that's yeah, we haven't done anything.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
You know, people.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Answered my own phone.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Got down.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Enterprises and uh.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Vic that's c D which one live from loose cruise, Yes,
but live down c D Live from Loose Cruise. There's
one called redneck tape.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Sorry, just say the one you wanted to get, don't.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Buy the one with the rebel flag on the front.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Yeah, but that's the one they want to buy.

Speaker 11 (54:49):
I'll put up a link to the proper one.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, we'll trade it out.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Also, I want to plug this too.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
I'm a moderator in an A O L chat room.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Now it's boys to men.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
So after this, we're back.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
And Jim got a great room today.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
It must be said. We got Vic Henley in studio
and the great.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
I'm back to the great now the Great.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Ron Benningson, we were talking about John Fogerty a little
bit during the break.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Asked Ron if he's.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Ever talked to John Fogerty. I enjoyed the hell out
of that interview earlier this week.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Huh, brilliant, brilliant guy.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
He is brilliant because he wrote all the songs that
I believe he arranged.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
All the songs as well.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Oh yeah, it was it was prett yeah exactly. It's
a shame that the other two idiots are alive after
doing under Creden's Clearwater Revisitor. I've done corporate gigs with him.
They are a pile of ship. It is so fucking
sad to see Cosmo and the other dude whoever you know,
who is the least singer in that sang everything. They

(56:01):
they got a new guy, they got some guys, they
got off you two exactly. Yeah, No, it doesn't sound
like Foger at all. He's not even I don't think
he's coming close to hitting it. The beats just a
little bit. All some of the songs were just I
remember sitting in the audience going, it's it's come on,
it's it's down on the coming up.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
While they're older now too, I mean know, but it's
just saying their seventies. They're so fucking sad that The
story of CCR is amazing, not actually not too amazing
because you learn that it happens to a lot of bands.
But first of all, the band was only around for
four years. I think it was sixty eight to seventy two. Uh,
they only put out helped me out with this three
or four original records.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
You know.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
The thing is is they they're like one of the
few bands that are more known for their singles right
than their albums. I mean the few kind of FM
radio bands that really are known for their singles more
than anyone, because a lot of those singles they just
kept pumping out rather than like, oh, we're releasing it album,
these singles just kept coming like.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Every three months.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
They met in junior high and what the downfall of
the band. The rest of the band was sort of
jealous of John Fogerty because he was the songwriter and
he arranged it. And and then the Beatles pop where
everyone is arranging and and contributing, well almost everyone, one
guy not so much, but he got a few in there,
and uh ccr. The rest of the band was like,

(57:28):
we want to be more like the Beatles. We want
to start writing some songs as well that.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Wouldn't even happened in the Beatles.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
George couldn't get fucking he couldn't get.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Head and stuff, not a triple album, triple ALB, sitting
on the ship for fifteen and then a few of
those were great song You think he rubbed it in
a little bit like I would hope so I would totally.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
I was just in the other day on someone else's
show that I think that that's the best of any
like single Beatle on their own that album, like, yeah,
anything that John anything better than anything that Paul.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Did solo stuff. For the most part, there was a couple.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Of I love I love his solo stuff.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Yeah yeah, but that All Things Must Pass is one
of the great fucking albums of all time. But you know,
with the four years thing, that is actually, if you
think about it, true of even when bands stay together,
that they get about four or five years of.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Just unbelievable creativity.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Yeah, like you could take Aerosmith and go where was
the best four or five years?

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Up front? Van Halen up front?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
No matter?

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Yeah, well the Doors did it all right, right together.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
And then after that they've been talking about the Doors
all this time. It'll be like you talking about your
high school baseball team.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Let's I was second base, we.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Won the county, beat those bulldog and.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
Who knows two more innings we might have went to State.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
I got thrown third.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
But every everybody thinks those guys are fucking boring. But
but those guys from the Doors. John Densmore comes in
here and he's talking about something happened in sixty.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Eight and was just like looking like, yeah, fucking unbelievable.
You just can't. You can't believe he.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Was John Densmore. How do you figure everything I've heard?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
He wanted to be more of a jazz guy and
he didn't really, you know, really embrace.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
The whole rock thing.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
John Densmore, he's the the fucking that drumming is amazing.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
It is amazing. But he took it very seriously and
he wanted to be more respected as being more of
a jazz drummer. Absolutely, he was a bit bitter.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Yeah, he's a weird one.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Did you ever watch any of those things when there's
a documentary and you guys can do this on your show,
but fucking uh, Jim rolling around on the side show
and rolling.

Speaker 11 (01:00:04):
Around on the floor your band from the documentary show there,
I said it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Okay, now all right, now, let's see how long it
takes before anyone finds that out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Nice? Nice, nice. I fucking don't I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
You anyone told you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I'm not some fucking podcaster. I'm happy walking into.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Eyes. But getting back to CCR. Yeah, so that's what
started the whole riff with the band that they wanted to,
you know, be more involved.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Brother to his brother too, and then him turn that's
right exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
But guess what they were probably twenty two years fucking old.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
They were just kids.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
They didn't know what the fuck they were doing. You
guys got twenty two year old kids around here. They
go and get your water.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
The government to sleep again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Sorry, we're boring you over there. Piece. And then they
signed away everything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
So then John fogert he wasn't making you know, a
huge money off all those songs for a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
He didn't sing them. He would not sing them want to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
That's all the money.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
He was like a twenty something in your gap between
when he.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Would play a guy named Saul that owned those songs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Yeah, because he wrote a song called Zan's can't dance something.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
Advance can't dance, but he'll steal your money.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
And and the guy should saw a whole bunch of
Wrier who died at a few years back, at ninet
years old.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Thank god, that karma.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
So that karma thing is all bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
It didn't matter what got damn good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Fogerty couldn't sing his own songs because he didn't want to,
you know, give the money up to those guys.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
But the fact that Saul sued him that whole story.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Well, that's the most amazing I think, one of the
most amazing rock stories ever.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
That's crazy you tell it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Well, run through the Jungle, right yeah. So now forward,
he's trying to move on with his life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
He's doing pretty well with his solo career, but he
doesn't want to sing CCR songs, and he comes up
with old Man down the Road.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
And his old bandmates take the record of Saul and go,
hey man, that song sounds a lot like run through
the Jungle.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Oh man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
So they sue John Fogerty for his own song, but
he doesn't own anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
One of his first solo comeback his right, he stole
from John Fogus.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Can you imagine wrapping your head around that you're in
a court case because you stole from yourself, And.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Really, twenty years you can't come up with a new rift.
Though he's writing material every fucking day. The other thing,
Vica isn't sitting around thinking I should get paid on
a gig that I did at fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
Eighty nine, you know what I mean? No one else
gets that except for rock guys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
But I love talking of the whole interviews up on
the YouTube channel, right yeah, if you want to check
it out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
But was a great guest man anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
He's still good live too. He can still bring it
its two hour show. He brings it. He's not half ass.
He loves to play the guitar still alive. You can see.
You can tell that he just still likes to rock
out every now and it's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
And he finally decided to start playing those old them
all you don't even though he still doesn't get money.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
For him, doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
But he finally said, you know what, I enjoyed these songs.
I got to He's happy, but.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
He talks about it on stage. You can tell he
is finally about the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Went from early seventies to about eighty seven not playing
CCR song Right yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
It was a long long time, and you can tell
he really likes it and he you don't have to
worry about which ones you're gonna hear because the answer.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Is all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Yeah, he played fucking every one a great but you
don't leave the concert going on. I wanted to hear
Green River. He didn't play Green River. If you want
to know the answer. He jump over, he plays them all.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
He give you fifteen hits and a half hour.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
He played it for the veterans. That's what finally turned
them around.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Yeah, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well he likes veterans a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
That's that's rare.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
In the school.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
You will run into anyone will say, think good about
the veterans.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Well, that was the classic Bill Hicks Joe from the
from the Gulf War, I think in ninety one where
he went out, he goes, I'm for the war, but
I'm against the troop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yeah, I gotta hear this so clear Cretan's clear Water revisited.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Yeah, sorry, have you ever seen the rain? I've never
heard this is love. I don't think I've ever.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Heard these guys because they got to go to Chile
to get somebody trick to fucking hire them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Wow, all right, let me hear the fake John fergery.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
So he can't hit that part.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
That guy's happy to have the g Oh, he's ecstatic.
It's a bit flat.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
It's close though, it's a little hollow.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
It's done have the power. You're in the arena that
doesn't have the power.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
I actually prefer it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
It made me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Radio with this. He's not the Filipino kid.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
This guy's bringing it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I love the Philippine I love that story that Neil
Seawan's just wasted, uh in the middle of the night
looking for a singer for Journey and he actually finds
one and they have a whole second career because of that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
They got on the Oprah.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
Eric and I were trying so hard to book that
kid on Letterman so hard.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
What happened? I don't know what happened. What else is
he doing?

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
I know it was I think it was our end.
Some somewhere on the show. Someone didn't like the idea
or whatever. I want to see that guy performing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
I mean, not like the idea. That's an amazing story.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
I just want to see that voice come out of
that guy.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Fucking Steve Perry couldn't even got on Letterman. See, I
don't think anyone cares about that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Because no one really liked Journey, you know, But fucking
Cretins is a different story.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Yeah, Oh, people love Journey. Getting me, there's a whole
bunch of heads. They brought it back.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
They brought you aren't a Journey guy growing up? No,
not at all, huh.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
I didn't like I wasn't a big well, you know,
it's the thing. That's what it was called corporate rock.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
To throw back to a Roland's T shirt that he's
wearing here today about corporate magazines.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Corporate magazines, no one has thought of corporate magazine.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
That's from yours, that's from a movie?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Which movie?

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Famoush and I just saw almost famous.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I should have remembered that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Yeah, that's worth paying for.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Well, we'll cut that out of the replay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
We'll just play a couple of CR songs in there
will be good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Now do you mean CR Creden's clear Water.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Revival or revisiteds I gotta say the revisited wasn't as
bad as I was hoping.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I was hoping that it would be bad.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
But I'm from Chili, so that's what I grew up with.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
That was my stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Then, Man, they showed the crowd. That crowd didn't give off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Wasn't on that s They are dancing and shaking from
side to side.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Every life, every band can go down in place sadiums
in South America. Fucking Cinderella is doing a stadium tour
South America as we speak.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
They just love everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Old Cinderella, Cinderella, crat Cinderella.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I kind of like though they had a bit of
a bit of talent.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
I'm not sure if this is even the same guy
that was with him when I did a show with
him about three years ago. He's completely bald. But then
I think they may have had a couple of different
They probably switch out to John fog Yeah, I think
because it doesn't look like the same dude. And I
just did a gig with it was a couple of
years back.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
But well, that guy, you know, was an impersonator. Do
you know what, You're just an impersonator, you're not really
a singer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Yeah, they find a guy that's the best John Fogerty
impersonator and they bring him onto the real band.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
But that's a hard Yeah, but you can't be fucking
around with certain people. You can't impersonate. You don't be
fucking around with.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Did you see the crowds?

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Yeah? I know, but they're they're in Chile.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
You know that's not gonna fly in Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
That's not gonna have Hell no, you don't think they
was in Jacksonville, Florida, and the corporate people were just
all standing in each other, going, Alright, we're gonna hit
the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Corporate people.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Yeah, they thought that they could even get their own
tragically Caucasian thing going and they totally didn't work and
everybody bailed out, and I stayed for about four songs.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Maybe I've seen people at a to You concert and tears.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
These are great seats.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
You're always like right out fronts Brother Joe's man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I one time I saw you two at the garden
and then ran over to see to You, and to
You did all the songs they actually wanted to hear,
so worked out perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Yeah, yeah, you too left you without some big hits.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Yeah. I like that rattling home a lot. I'm a
big fan of the rattle great.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Yeah, I love that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
They just don't break a lot of that stuff out
Love Come.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
To Town with BB's Angel Harlem Hawk Moon. Yeah. Yeah.
I was dating a girl who, uh, she gave it
to her boyfriend for a birthday present the movie and
didn't know he hated you too, and he gave it
back to her and I'm like, I'll fucking take that,
Thank you, Dick.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I think it could be their best albums.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
The movie is good. The movie's good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Well, I think what happened is they did that spinal
tap scene in the movie without even knowing it, where
they went to Elvis'.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
Yeah, it's literally funny.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
It is, dude, it's really really funny. It is really
really funny, though we won't film it cameras off. No,
that's great. I love the whole thing. I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
I didn't get my picture with you too.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
I tried, I did everything I could.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
What happened, oh jeez, a little rough spoty.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
What happened was that someone here decided not to take
care of me the one time he asked for a
favor in ten years.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
That's what happened about.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
Now we got to guess what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Scott Greenstein problem.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I'm not gonna not gonna dilly dally on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
I actually went to him. I never go to these
people for anything. I just don't sure. But you two
has always.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Been one of my one of my bands all these years,
and they were here doing a town hall.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
They put me in the town hall, which was nice.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
It was me and about thirty people, and then I
got in a group shot.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
They they allowed me to get in a group shot
with the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Contestants, contest winners, and I that's and then Scott. Then
I have to watch Scott Greenston get his picture with
the band in the in the fish bowl. And then
here's my chance to get a picture with the whole band.
And I just watch him go to the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Freight elevator and there goes my shot. That's the short first.

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Well, I can't get you a picture with Scott greenstand
that today.

Speaker 12 (01:10:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
I bet she doesn't even know where that picture is.
It's all those things. Don't give a framing that thing.
You don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
I hate it when that happens.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
When that happened, I'm sure he tried.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
I don't think he tried.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
I'm actually told me because you know, we talked about
it way too much on the on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
That's why I'm just giving the short version. And he
ran into me and go, oh yeah, he gave me
a good beating over that one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, he goes, wow, Well next time,
I'm like, next time you had the time, don't give
me this next time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Ship.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
So you're crazy about that bad huh?

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
I just love him, don't you guys?

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Used to? Yeah, I mean Joshua Tree is a great album.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, I've always liked you too. I went and saw
him recently at the guard and it was a great show.
And I'm not I don't even know much about the
new album.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
I passed him in the park one day and he
literally Bono and he had his hat off.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
And you didn't help him off off cavement.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
But he was walking towards me with his wife and
it didn't look like Hi because he didn't have the
little Bono hat on and he was kind of rubbing
his head and I glanced up and my first thought was,
this fucker looks like Bono. If he had the little
Bono hat on, it would totally be him. And right
when I thought he put the hat on, it was him.
It was just totally him walking through the park with
his wife.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
He loves going to Scott Greenstein's for eggs that day,
he loves.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
He loved that park until he kissed that pavement off
the bike. I don't think he loves it much, right,
And they talked to the woman that kind of was
there helping him for the first time, and the whole
garden hated her.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Oh really, yeah, why she was?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
She was telling the story you like and no one
else was gonna fucking help him, so I did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Everyone just starts booing her. It was supposed to be
this moment, and Edge is just laughing his ass right, because.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
It's supposed to be the moment, like, you know, I
fell in Central Park and all these people he had,
like the fire department there, like, and they helped me.
And this was the first woman that came upon me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
And she's like, well, I looked around and no one
else was gonna help, So I said, well, I guess
I got to help.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Again.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
So she's told the story totally.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
The opposite way that Bona wanted to hear it in
front of this huge, crowded, massive square garden, and the
Edge is just fucking eating it up, loving it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
I love those moments when you get to see forty
your friends shooting on each other, laughing openly at each other.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
I think, if I remember correctly, she wasn't even a
New Yorker, so she was.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Thing because I'm from Jersey. I came over and held
New Yorkers, wouldn't you heard this?

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
And she also said, you know, they never pull a
nine to eleven in Jersey, and I was like.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Saw.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
She goes.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
You know, New Yorkers don't help ever, So I'm like, god,
I guess I got.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
The New York show. So they're booing her and pointing
at her.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
I wish that was online, man, I wonder if it is,
if someone filmed that, because that was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
I just shows you how stupid you are to go
in the garden and shoot on New York. How stupid
are you? That's the Square Garden and go you flyers Jersey.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Oh yeah, you got.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Your Islanders And I don't have a ticket. I think
I want to go. Who has tickets?

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Oh boy, yes, green Sea.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
If he's got tickets for the Islanders tonight in Brooklyn,
I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Why didn't you know, buy these damn things ahead of time?

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Is it preseason?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
No, it's time to get it going and go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
I love my hockey. I'm excited there in Brooklyn. Makes
it a lot easier for me. But you're not a hockey.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Guy, are you. Well.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I don't know what website that the games are on.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
These find that you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
The Islanders get no respect in the New York market.
It's like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
MSG gives, you know, puts the Rangers on then MSG
two I think does the Devils, and then the Islanders
are just buried on these channels. You want to talk
about bandwidth, it's almost public access.

Speaker 14 (01:14:42):
It can only see him at PC Richard and Son
on the I'll go to my Twitter, go please tell
me what channel it's on, and then you get fifteen assholes,
and one guy would go, well, dude, it's on four
eighty channel four eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Today you just can't find him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Well, it's not even in the guide, so you can't
even flip through the guide where they'll say.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
It's the Islanders game. They just find a channel for that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Damn it's it's on right next to that channel that
has that old lady jerking guys off.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
She's been doing that show since.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Fucking Robin Banged me with your box, Baby, let me
bang your box, and.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Then that was her novel show ever on Forever too.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
It's like thirty seconds of original material and then it's
like twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Minutes just porn porn ads, right.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Yeah, and the porn ads are just you know, guys
slapping dicks. It's weird, not the kind of porn you're
hoping to see.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
For the people that don't know in New York it's
on Basic cable. Yeah, that's a little how they got
this done.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Moving here from Alabama in nineteen eighty five and turning
on the television was on the regular TV channel.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
It's the same woman.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
She's still there. She's just nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Yeah right, yeah, no, she's got that's that's total from the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Is this the Robin Berg clip? We can check out
hopefully it's in phase boys Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Four seven, five, one, five, five, Oh you're live, Robin.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Yes, Hi, my name is Robbie. I just want to
tell you I love your show.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
I have a question for Doug.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Actually, Doug, Hi, Doug hi one film?

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Was that the one in which you're dreaded the sheep
dog and look at little boys on.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
One Tushie, No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Thank you for calling the palace. Hi, you're live.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
No, this is a perfect clip. That's that's what you get. Yeah,
you're getting nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Yeah she talked, and then it goes right back to
the edge.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
To try to find some Asian to come to your
hotel and jerk you off.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Every guy in that is dead now too. It's kind
of sad.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Trying to find the clip where Jeffrey Jeffrey Gurian guested.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
On this there is he still doing your show?

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Yeah, yeah he does every once in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Don't do don't talk to him. But because he's awful, Jeffrey, Yeah,
he's a sucky us. That's such funny.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
He's horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
He's not good for anything except nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
He brought us Trevor Noah like six months.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
How do you do that? Seriously, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
But he did it before the day before.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
He was in I don't believe in him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
My Jeffrey current story, we were at Montreal Comedy Festival
and we had like a twelve hour delay in a
very small part of the airport, so we were all
crowded him basically sitting on each other.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
There was nowhere to sit. This tells you everything you
need to know about Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
He had plenty of room exactly, yeah, right, right, left,
and there was a kind of us squorched in a
corner trying to get a couple of hours sleep because
he was figure out when we're gonna fly?

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Uh, I guess we were flying home, Yeah, we're flying.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
He was out of peals of money and couldn't get nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Flying up there. Yeah, but useless.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
He means very few people when I see him in public,
go my heart really thinks. Very few people, seriously, hardly anybody. Ever,
when I see them, I'm like, oh God, damn, I
don't have to go home now, I'm really gonna have
to go home.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
He loves his comedy, though. He supports all you guys,
Oh yeah he does.

Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
He's you know, I haven't heard you bad mouth anybody,
and all the times you've been on the show this
year all in Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
He fuck him. He's not good for comedy. He's a
sust He's Apollo show.

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
Now, don't hold back. They have something to say, you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Know whatever, He's got them. Dentist, that's what he is.
I think he used to be a dentist or something.
You have no idea. Good for him?

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
What is he he walks around with what a giant
pen or something? Is one of those type of I.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Don't know he around with hookers. All I know is
he's usually has a couple of I've hardly ever seen
him with that a hooker in the club. Don't know
what he's walking around with hooker I do sometimes sometimes two,
sometimes there's two. They're hardly ever white. There is always
a black girl and an Asian girl.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
And now we know man, Yeah, questions.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Defense, Yes, what did he ever do to you?

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Nothing? He just you know, there's enough shitty people in
comedy every now I'm allowed to say fuck you to
one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
There's only about twenty million of them. He played his
latest video that he posted, So it's quick. How long
we say he's used to It's fine, it's not quick.
Is not quick and would be he would be.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
The first person who ever played his video.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
Don't actually watch the county pick up.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
The counter is actually stuck on zero. It has to fight.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
I didn't know that we had all this show preps
sitting in front of us.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Yeah, we could do something.

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
Well, I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
What is I do? Want to know what this nine
one one call is about? With the girlfriend that won't
have sex? Is worth playing?

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
I want to try it? All right, all right, let's
try something. Let's try some material here. We got a
fifty three year old man.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
He calls nine one one to complain that his girlfriend
will not have sex with him. Yeah, if only I
could find it. Well, maybe we don't have the actual
nine one one call.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
South Carolina man called nine one one earlier this morning
to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him,
according to an arrest report. When a cop responded, Patrick
fifty three stated he called nine one one because his girlfriend,
Miss Fay Woodruff, would not give him any ass.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Woodruff told police that he'd.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Been drinking all day and didn't know where he was at.
She added that he got into bed and wanted to
have sex, but she had her grandchild with her, so
Woodruf noted.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Uh, I got up and then dialed nine one one.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Uh who was outside of the residents drinking and alcoholic beverage.
When police arrived, he was outside drinking. Was arrested for
public intoxication and booked into the county jail.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
I love those old nine one one calls this ridiculous stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
We don't have the actual Uh, we're in South Carolina.
Was a we know that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Say the city? Does that matter?

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Oh? Hell yeah, because there's all kinds of little havens
of about the south. There's all kinds of it's just
South Carolina, Greenville. He's upstate, that's what they call it. Upstate.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
That means up near the mountains near the Smoky Mountains
instead of down near the ocean.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Something like this to happen up the state.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Yeah, yeah, they're much more relaxed and good. They're done
by the beach. The Charleston people would never put up
with it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Thought, you break down South South Carolina for us, Well,
it's up.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
To call it downstate and upstate. And they if they
have their only southern state that has the yellow barbecue sauce,
the ones that's a it's mustard based. Uh. Of course
we know the Confederate flag thing. But Columbus is the
capitol and it's just a shithole. There's nothing going on there.
It's not a really good town. And Charleston's great. Charleston's
really really cool. And then up here Spartanburg, Like I

(01:22:08):
did a show there for a college and they were
University of South Carolina Spartanburg, and they wanted to change it.
They changed it to Upstate and they changed their mascot
and they had they had to do, and they thought
the dude was offensive because he was a Native American guy,
so he just put a bear head on him. They
just turned the Indian into a bear for no reason.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
I'm glad we all signed up for this tour.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
You could have a double Decord tours right around her South.
But you know, South Carolina has that beach music, seeing
that shack.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Shag, the myrtle beach stuff where.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
They haven't gotten out of this one thing for like
one yeah, one kind of R and B. Every song everything.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Is everything's the swing and medallions. Oh yeah that you
got to learn how to shag. You're from Texas, you
learn how to two step? From South Carolina, you learn
how to shag.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
I still, oh, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Did they update this on slightly or the exactly Chairman of.

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
The board is still the biggest.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Swing and you're just like Jesus, there's something like so
great about that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
You know, what's the story behind that they were able
to keep that going?

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Yeah, they just dig it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Well, they party really hard along the beach.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Yeah, and they love dancing to this one thing. They're
like the Mummers in Philly. No one knows why they're
doing it. You can't fucking stop them, you know, and
dig it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
The Mummers is the weirdest thing ever. I've seen that
for now what about ten years? Eleven years? Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
It's gangs that put feathers on and play banjos.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
It's the strangest thing, but one no one wants to
tell them to stop.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
No one can tell them to stop. They shut the
fucking city down.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
You know, they're just what's the origin of the Mummers?
Do you even know?

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
They used to be called the Mummers and the Shooters.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
They would shoot guns in the middle of the street
at New Year's Eve and then play this weird music.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
But no, They've been around my entire life.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
And I know this.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Yeah, I know, yeah, absolutely, I've never seen I've always
wanted to go to that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
You've been to this, Yeah, it's kind of fun to
check out.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
It's got to be.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
It's a party for everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Yeah, well it's like every other day in Philly. Everyone's
drunken in the streets.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
There. Yeah, way, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
And you know, for everything they say about the South,
I think they only let you know, women and blacks
into it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
Like two years ago, was like, no, this is something
women and blacks could never do.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
It's that type of thing. Yeah, like Ronnie Nail do it.
It's it's it's all about the feathers.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Yeah, you see the kid there doing a half assed
mummer struck. There's like a weird dance with it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Yeah, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
It's only played on one block forever.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
The rest of the country does not give a shit
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
But it's huge every year.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
Transgender, It's just a fucking giant Caitlyn Jenner.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
It's it's coming up soon too, I think November, early November. Yes,
you're right, it's New Year's Day every year. You're absolutely right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
You show up in November, you're gonna be kind of
alone there, just sitting out front.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Man on dolphin sex documentary makes big splash at film
festival does the guy that has sex with the dolphins?

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Yeah, you gotta gets dolphins?

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Who was it?

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
Who do you get?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
This is bullshit right now, it's real. Come on, let's
let's look at this fast.

Speaker 15 (01:25:36):
I slipped into the water with her. She wouldn't come
anywhere near me, of course, dolphins are usually suspicious of
strange people. She stayed on the other side of the pen,
and then the assistant trainer began urging me to swim out,
to to take the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
First move, you know, to be bold, you know. So
I struck out to the middle of the.

Speaker 15 (01:25:53):
Pen and sort of chased her around for a while,
and finally we ended up in the shallows. Very slowly,
she came to the point where I could reach out
and touch her. I started rubbing her forehead. She seemed
to enjoy that, so I started rubbing her along her
back and working my way towards her for foods her tail.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Go on rubbing her and.

Speaker 15 (01:26:13):
Moving my hand words for tail. Dotty was slowly rolling
around her long axis, so that by the time that
I got midway down her body, I was rubbing her
belly instead of rubbing her back. And she swam forward
a little bit so that I was rubbing her and
then she stopped moving, and I thought, oh, this is embarrassing.

(01:26:33):
I just didn't think that that was the kind of
show that, you know, parents would be bringing their kids
to Florida Land to sea.

Speaker 11 (01:26:44):
Gosh, that's actually a lot sexier than Robin Bird way.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Way more so.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
I mean, what kind of sex was he having with
the dolphins? He was rubbing the genitals?

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Yeah, well, I mean, come on, there's a it's up
on the eyebank.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
There's a dolphin trying to rape a woman on a
fucking dog man. Dolphins are just mammals, just like they
be like a dog hump your leg. A dolphin will
go after divers and do the same exact thing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Oh yeah, there's every King of the Hill did a
great episode when you're where Hank Hill got molested by
the dolphins. About once a year one of these parks.
There's always someone that goes, hey, dolphins trying to help
me against the wall or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
I love when you see some of these videos where
you know, people are having sex with the animal, and
and people get outraged, but then you really look at
the animal and it continues.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
To eat, it's not bothered by it. If they don't
think it's a big deal, why should we think it's
a big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
They're still just chewing away on exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
You know that you gave the exact defense for the
cosmic teams.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Why should we really get the ball. Yeah, doesn't even
notice what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
Yeah, we don't really think of rape in the animal kingdom, man,
all of it is rape there. Yes, the rest of
the case for doctor Cosby, it's just fucking true though.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
They just rape each other all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
That's what happens in the in the wild.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We got the great
Ron Bennington here. The big birthday celebration is about to begin.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
And look, you gotta go see Vic Henley at these shows.
This to me, this is the funniest shows.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Inglewood and port Chester. Next next week, yeah, next, sixteen, seventeen. Yeah,
that's gonna be those.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Two guys together. Let's fucking forget about it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
And I love when Ron comes in here too. Ron
started doing our show just because of you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
No, well, he loves it. No, he started doing the
show because he had so much funny you guys up
at Montreal. That's all that one time they started and
you had him tell him some stories. He hadn't thought
about it in years, and that made him great and
he just loved it, and so now he's a huge fan.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
That was just a stop by, and then you were
like you got to actually come in and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Yeah, well then his interview with him was also amazing
in the fish bowl. That was really really good.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Let me tell you, these two guys are like the
best storytellers in America. And then one after another, well
we were talking about yesterday Victory and Hope. You were saying,
can we come up with a topic that Vic knows
nothing about that is, you know, And I was just
going around looking at Egyptian mythology.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
I'll get this.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
Favor Well, that blood on the tracks is so fucking amazing.
It's just amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Why don't we learn more about the sound.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Half of the break, I'll talk about I'll talk about
South Carolina where they have the Okra Strut, like an
Okra festivals, but they call it the destruct Nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
When I was living in Buffalo, we had a guy
from the marketing guy and he invited us all over
for a Southern cooked meal and a Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
And I try, I tried. He was so proud of it,
and I guess he cooked it well. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
There it is right there, a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
I don't like that Southern food for the most part,
unless I'm at the House of Blues for one of
those brunches.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Look at sorry, look at his headline brunch. The headliner,
one of the headliners is the Elton John fake guy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Yeah, rocket rocket Man is playing the Ochre Stow no kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
He's he does yellow brick roads and he snorts a
ton of coke and little Boy unbelievable, so good, so good,
but we're closer.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
What's southern stated We're gonna learn about after the break.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
I don't know what you want. Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
You got some stuff on Tennissee.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Sure exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
You're gonna blow us away.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
I'm from Alabama. I can day Alabama ship all day long.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
You said Tennessee, though, thank you. I talked about Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Next, we're back actually today with Vic Kenley killing it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Not as much as Ron, and Ron's hair has calmed down.
I want you know. He came in like a man
of scientist going on with this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Brown.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
Isn't that the point of life that you want to get?
Or you can let your hair do whatever?

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
Crazy old guy, you look.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Crazy, old, crazed, you know, crazed you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
We were talking about your in laws, your brother in laws.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
It Philly.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
I gotta, I gotta turn you on to this.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
This web series Tommy Pope has done.

Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
Yeah you know him. He's a very very funny kid
from Philly.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Not sure if I know Tommy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
He's done a web series. I think it's Delco or
something like that. But is the about people who live
in Delaware County And it's all the ship that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
We were talking We were just talking about Proper.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Yeah, denl Co. Proper is the name of it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
You know what you just did?

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
You just brought another guy to our show, which means
it's gonna be a while before year.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
That's what I seem to be doing, feeding you guys acts.
I find the young guys that the stangles going. Got
a brilliant idea. I heard a funny young comedian. I
think you're gonna love.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
All of a sudden, Ron's like, hey man, what can
you do the show again? Well, we got to get
Tommy pop on time, and.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
Yeah, this is my my farewell show today. And I
really seriously we go back fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Old, fifteen years it's been great.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
Okay to be here with Vic Henley. What a you
know what a thrill?

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
But this is it?

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
This is it today.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
I consider myself, you know, I'm all limp out of here,
but I'm leaving the game bind.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
I'd like to think just a little better than I
than it was when I came into it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Yeah, who's Tommy Pommy stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Very very funny comic and he does this series called
Duggle Proper and it's going you you're gonna kick yourself
in the ass because you feel like you should have
been following your brother in laws around with a fucking
video camera and made a deal with Comedy Central. Yeah,
but all funny kids on it, really really good stuff,
and they do have the accent proper.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Yeah. Philly is a very unique, very unique area, their own.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Thing going on.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
I find it fascinating.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Oh me too. I've always enjoyed it, and.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
I've always scratched the surface.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
I'm waiting for Trump to put a wall up around
that place, you know. But they have their own wall,
you know what I mean, They got their own.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
They're the first stadium to put the jail in the stadium. Yeah,
the first stadium to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
And it would have been better just to make the
stadium of jail. They would have been happy enough.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
I mean, when I started dating my wife, I I've
said this, I had to get the approval.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Think getting the approval of the family and the father
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
The whole neighborhood, Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
They set up platings for you with neighbors and stuff,
and then they get worded like yeah, she's she's she's
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Then you got to move on to the third house
to the left.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
They're very clicking. His very neighborhood is super, super super nice.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
If you've got a kids party, you go broke down there.
You don't just invite the family, You got to invite
them whole blocks.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Neighborhood blocks and people.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
But you know, a couple of years ago, I was
in Philly and I met a Protestant. It was just
it was so exciting, you know what I mean, It
was so exciting.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
Yeah, the pictures, it's uh.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
I put it up on h on my web chat
that I have going right now.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
I understand why they go to church on Sunday because, Wow,
just spent a weekend down in Philly, and you know why.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
These guys are running to the church on Sunday And
it's and it's double decker masses. Have you been to
one of those? Yeah, well they got with that. They
got one in the basement and one in the main.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
At the same time, one in the basements today meeting.
But so you got married in Philly, had like a
real I went to the side church the same thing
and where you found dead people were sitting in his
church just looking around.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Now this is the place.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Yeah, they they were not happy that we wanted to
bring a gospel, some gospel singing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Oh yeah, but then you break out some cash and
then everything. They don't care about their religion anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
So yeah, gospel singing that you're waiting at a Catholic church.
It was great, It's fabulous.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Yeah, that's the church.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
They were wonderful, A couple of hundreds. Yeah, everything's right.
They don't believe in Jesus, they don't they believe in
His Mama.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
My big hat, the Virgin Mary.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
You know that the protties do not like the Virgin
Mary and they hate that we worship.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
But that's when my idiot friend would try to be
making fun of, you know, thinking where we're from. He
was like, I don't mean what Jesus, God, Mama, what's.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Wrong with them?

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
Yeah, but remember your wedding. This was the best thing
that happened in his communion. And then uh east side
Dave ran up the isle of a full run to
get his communion in the middle of this thing.

Speaker 5 (01:36:20):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
He just like they were running out a way fer.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Him, but he ran as far as he could.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
That's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
That was hystamical that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
That was a good room.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Yeah, that was a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
That was all right, we did it, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:36:35):
It was the last good time. We like to say
it was the last time. I think that was the
last time we rolled together.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
We see you every day, but no, justin, justin, you're
too new, too new.

Speaker 6 (01:36:52):
I wasn't even invited your wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
Thanks a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:36:54):
I've known you like ten years.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
All right, good, I didn't invite any of the jew
It's always the way you say Jews, That's how I
say it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
He can't even roll the holidays done? Finally can my
kids go back to school?

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Finally?

Speaker 7 (01:37:14):
Well, this week it was Columbus Day. They had nothing
to do with or Monday is Columbus Day. There's nothing
to do with Judy is you?

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
They're a bit selfish with your holidays many and they're
all in a row. What's that about? Why? I don't know?

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
How did I miss Columbus there? I didn't even know
it was Columbus on Monday, Monday?

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
Yet Monday Monday. Tennessee Kenley, what do you yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
I think that's his nickname again?

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
The song by Arrested Development ten I'm fascinated by the
South and what you know my favorite party. I hate Tennessee.
Tennessee is one of my most respilished dates. But I
do like Memphis. It's the only part of Tennessee I enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Why do you like Memphis?

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Because I like the barbecue, and I like the music
and and all the blues and jazz, And it's just
the history Stacks Records or the sole record Medal?

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Is there Stack Records? Of course? Is it the safe area.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
It's a black town, and white people are afraid of
a black town. But I don't think it's any more
dangerous than any other bad part of any big city.
It's a major city.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
It doesn't have a Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Oh god, yah, and you got all kinds of stars.
Just to go to Sun Records. To Sun Records and
listen and tell you the story about how Johnny Cash
tape the dollar bill on the top of his guitar
so it makes that scratchy sound when he plays it,
and holds some prison room every corner around the town,
Jerry Lee Lewis Pete here, there's always something really cool.
I really like.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
When you go into Sun Records is as big as
this room. And what they do They go, well, this
is not a tour of a place. This is a
tour through time.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
And they start to play the records that were recorded
in that little room, and I was looking around and
people were crying. People just were crying, just looking around
this tiny little room that all this great music. But
I think if there's every town that you were going
to believe in ghosts, that would be Memphis. There's something
about that river there weird.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Yeah, yeah, the mud Island. Mud Island is creepy. Mud
Island is right, it's just just because it's just an
island and sit there, you have to walk over to
it and get to it. It's just they've always tried
to do something with it and they don't know what
to do, and it's just kind of creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
And the river's creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Well, this's bits from Mississippi. It's big and muddy and mean.
Oh yeah, you don't look at it and go let's
go waterski And you're like, I hope I don't ever
fucking fall in there. That's all you ever think about.
And then the barbecue is off the chain. That's where
they first started doing the dry up. It was Quirky's
and Memphis and the Rendezvous. But my favorite is Central Barbecue.
I'll give them a plug.

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
Rendezvous is the firm.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
Yeah, well I went there with a met the guy
who London know. But that is still like a place
where like the waiters like old black dudes wearing like
these white uniforms, and you really it does feel like
you step back in time. And then the food is
just unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
They're good.

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
Yeah, but the rest of the state of Tennessee, good guy.
Knoxville is where the University of Tennessee is. That's where
I was there as a kid, and my brother a
touchdown and then my mom I told you this story.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
I loved my brother.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
We were talking about you yesterday outside of this building. Yeah,
and we said that a lot of your stories end
up with your brother doing something.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Yes. Yeah, he sent me a link the other day.
I put it on my Twitter. But he sent me
a link the other day. Forty three years ago, on
September thirtieth, Auburn upset Tennessee in Birmingham. That game the
year before they beat him in Knoxville. That was the
game where my mother almost got Yes, I love football.
What am I supposed to say? I grew up?

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
I'm spoiled I interrupted you, no, no, no, But we
said this exact thing. A lot of your stories end
up with your brother. I love down there.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
It is right there, I put I put there. How
I spent my tenth birthday two days early and they
beat them ten to six.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Okay, and it was great game.

Speaker 5 (01:40:45):
There's a sidelines.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
I was always on the side, would wander down if
they were ahead, and the state trooper would let me
on the field, and I would always have Your brother
was good. Huh, he was all see. He led the yard,
led the league in touchdowns, in yards that year. He
was a leading rushing in leaging score.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
Did you have a shot at the NFL?

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
He's slow white boy. Falcons drafted him. He got cut
on the last cut. But he played. He played nat Moore.
They played in the pros forever as a wide receiver.

Speaker 9 (01:41:07):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Terry had like twelve touchdowns and nat Moore had eleven.
That was the contest that year. He not Moore played
at Florida. But if you keep there's like fifty pictures
on this thing. But if you click through there there's
that's Uh, that's your brother twenty three is Terry. I
don't know. I can't see I'm my readers on from
over here. But that's.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
Readers.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
That's Mike Fuller that played for the San Diego Chargers
for many years, making that tackle right there, Readers, that's
the quarterback Randy Walls, who was a converted safety, hadn't
played in four years since he was in high school,
and they had nobody else. Pat Sullivan won the Heisman
the year before and he graduated, so they had to
put Randy Walls in.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
So that did.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
Was one of our regulars calling in, and I believe
he uh no, I know he calls Ron show as well.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
We got Chuck.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
He wants to talk about, you know, check from ugh
of all the good stuff about Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
This might be a little scary.

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
There's Terry talking to somebody right there.

Speaker 9 (01:41:57):
Yo, Chuck, God damn, you got a crowd love brother
this morning. Y'all doing well?

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
Thank you. Hut.

Speaker 9 (01:42:03):
I was gonna tell y'all East Tennessee. I got some
property that joins Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:42:09):
East Tennessee has a lot of good stuff. Y'all know
what ramps are?

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Ramps?

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
Yeah, they're greens.

Speaker 9 (01:42:15):
Yeah, they grow them in the damn woods. And they
have a festival over there. Everybody gets some drunken hand
Rex white liquor, the tim ramps. That's a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
And then they still have so ramps suck or or
you wouldn't be getting drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
You know, they're kind of they're good, you can Yeah,
they're not anything really good.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Man.

Speaker 9 (01:42:31):
You talking about the squirrel? Don't even squirreling dumplings are good?

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
No, you're crazy squirreling.

Speaker 9 (01:42:38):
Hey, I say something, talk talk about the weird ship.
Have you ever right? Brains and eggs? These brains when
they scrambled eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Yeah, that's heard. My mommy just eat that too?

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Was that? I probably could eat that over?

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
That's that's that's like a British thing too.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
I think I could do that.

Speaker 9 (01:42:53):
But I'm gonna tell you something else about the Tennessee.
They still have really good comp fights.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Man. I was getting to that next. Goddamn you beat
me to the punch. I was getting there.

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
And they're not giving up on their cockfight.

Speaker 9 (01:43:07):
Oh hell no, oh man. I went to one about
three weeks ago and lost four hundred and twenty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
I believe it, really, I really believe he betted on
the vagina.

Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
I'm glad I said Betted, bet a fucking idiot. It works.

Speaker 9 (01:43:25):
They shoot these damn h roosters up with ship rum
the drug stores and then they hold them up in
the air and they blow up her damn asshold a
piss them off, and then they throw them in the pit.

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
Like dell, jeez, what city? What city was this?

Speaker 9 (01:43:42):
Then it's it's a little count called dale Rio. It's
not far where that's uh moonshine fucker was popcorn Sudden?
That's where he was from.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
Is it by the Tri Cities?

Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
Oh no, it's it's kind it's right under the giant
Michael Vick.

Speaker 9 (01:43:56):
Signs no fucking dog pot. That's a little too much.
They get bloody, it's too much, and they stuck their
beak to get the blood out of their beak, and
I throw them back in there l a m. But
they have bleachers and confession stands all this shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
I think I think I would go, but I know
I know it too killing another one.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
None of this makes sense, ron, I guess I'll be
the first to say none of it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
But in a weird way, I think I would go
to check out more of the people.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Crowd, Yeah, the crowd. You got it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
I mean it is. I think I would go and
and and roosters are motherfuckers to begin with it too.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
There's literally a crowd.

Speaker 9 (01:44:38):
There's a.

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
Styles well I don't know he's saying that, but there's
probably two or three hundred people.

Speaker 9 (01:44:44):
Right, I know, Yeah, Yeah, they put these the best
one and they put these knives on their feet, and
they fought with their feet. The goddamn they cut.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
Each other and they put spurs on the that I
got drunk.

Speaker 9 (01:44:58):
Man, I drank white liquor down there and ain't damp
chicken wait, and had to get a rise at a
fucking motel. I couldn't even drive.

Speaker 2 (01:45:05):
I couldn't even drive.

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Apparently apparently.

Speaker 9 (01:45:10):
Then I say something else it's fun on when they
have the ut football games, is to get with somebody.
It's got a big old fucking ponting boat and they
tie them up at the south end of the stage.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
I've experienced this.

Speaker 9 (01:45:24):
And you gotta walk across everybody goddamn boat or yawns
to get to the buck's shore. And by the time
you get off your boat and get to the shore,
you're fucked up as hell because you're partying with everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
It's like, it's like NASCAR when they all pull down
in the infield and all the r v's are together,
and then some idiot puts a whole bunch of bee
supplied with across the top, and then everybody just walks
back and forth the entire time. They said that Nascar,
they oh, yeah, all the time, all the time. But
this is what he told. They tie their boats in
the lines, and you're you're really like Indiana Jones hopping
on the alligator. But by the time you get to
the shore, you've been on nine boats, depending on how
late you are of the game.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
New York Is is so goddamn ill tight. No one
even wants to say.

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Hidi in New York are Why Isis hates us, literally,
why they can't stand us.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
I want to walk off. I want to walk across
the place.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
It's fine, it's fun, I'm telling you, but I still
no fruit. No fruit hut like the big art.

Speaker 9 (01:46:19):
Spice in the infield, infield and talents you ain't never part.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
I've never been to NASCAR.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
That's one of my app that's one of my terry.
My brother got to be getting back to terry. Terry
was grand Marshall one year because of his football. So
we got to go to the infield. We got the
ride to the Crown. All day long, they were handing them.
He's in the pace car, throwing them out, riding around.
It was a big fun.

Speaker 14 (01:46:39):
Well you got pictures of this, uh that del rio right,
Apparently it was rated by the FEDS last year, but
I guess it's reopened.

Speaker 9 (01:46:47):
The motherfuckers I played him. Fuckers all they just come
to town to get their goddamn pictures, getting paid.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
All exactly, just get their taste, right they have.

Speaker 9 (01:46:59):
I'll tell you, I tell you I corrupt. That county
is The county is Cook County, Tennessee, and the goddamn
sheriff is a Mexican.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
Tell gods, I gotta tell you. Damn theater they take
pride in place. Look at it beautiful.

Speaker 9 (01:47:23):
Get something at a good price. He goes down in Tennessee.
They'll steal it. Hand to see. These guys. I know
they go to the UT football games and steal a
fucking car and the people still be inside warm in
a car.

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
He knows more about Tennessee than you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Well he lives up there.

Speaker 9 (01:47:42):
Yeah, my property, my property at the top of the
hill joins Konk County, and I got apple trees and
ship up there, so like a shooes here, but I
have to keep them motherfuckers from keep growing tawn up there.

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
They wear orange, but they wear orange so they can
deer hunt before the game, then go to the game,
and then later on when they're doing their community service
picking up trash on hi way, they don't have a
change the shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
I did that apple picking for the first time two
weeks ago. I'm just so fucking mad. Still, why do
you have to say apple trees? What a scam that is?
You know they'll show you what they show you all.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
The apple trees and all the names of the apples
you can get, but there's a there's rope over the
aisles that they don't want you down yet because they're
not you know.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
This, they're saving the good ones, so they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
You can't go down there, and the roads you could
go down, there's not an apple to be picked off
a tree, so everyone is scurrying on the ground on
all fours trying to get their money's worth.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
It's horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
Come with me after show, take you to christ.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
We thought it would be this We thought it would
be this nice day in the country.

Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
You know, you're just wandering around on your don't any
kind of pack scam, especially blueberries. The barriers, so there's
snakes all in those That man gives it an extra
at least there's some excitement.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
But this lady, I was on all fours.

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
This is how I got all my apples.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
There's some beautiful ones left if you can dig through
the rotting apple.

Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
Around on the ground and find them.

Speaker 6 (01:49:03):
You were allergic to apples.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Oh, I did it for the family. I'm very allergic
to apples. You risk your life for that. I got
it for my family. I didn't touch the apples though.

Speaker 9 (01:49:12):
Have you ever picked blackberries and then fucking you have
to wear these big old hobby called the god hamn
spikes or picking you.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Left rock the blackberries?

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
Yeah, yeah, he's right.

Speaker 9 (01:49:23):
Take an old woman from the mountains. They can make
that BlackBerry jam and stuff out in fresh blackberries. Goddamn,
put that on the Cavan biscuit.

Speaker 4 (01:49:34):
When he says blackberries, he means berries that are in
an African American yard.

Speaker 5 (01:49:40):
Very careful what you're doing here. He's taking one call
today that from this guy.

Speaker 9 (01:49:48):
We call them we call them berries, and of course,
what do you call the brazil nuts?

Speaker 5 (01:49:58):
Mining mode?

Speaker 3 (01:49:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:50:01):
Man, If if y'all ever want to come to western
North Carolina and they put them in the hills, I
can show you a good time like the Billmore State Billmore.

Speaker 3 (01:50:09):
House, Ashville.

Speaker 9 (01:50:12):
Everybody needs to go to the Billmore House at Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
I would love to go down there and hang out
with Chuck for a weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
Yeah, he came to the wrong show. You know, he
came backstage at the wrong show. He was his wife
is totally normal.

Speaker 5 (01:50:28):
You look up with them until if you go canoeing
down the swim.

Speaker 9 (01:50:37):
You want a good place to take your wife at Christmas?
They have points setters, they.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Have caroling point setters.

Speaker 9 (01:50:46):
A what oh your wife would get wet?

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
You do?

Speaker 9 (01:50:50):
Well? It's uh. They make their own they make their
own wine. Yea to this house, drink wine and they
got rested.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
Why why go when they can see the house on YouTube?
I'm looking at it right now. It's wonderful. You ain't
never seen that shot beautifully. I see this thing. Hey, Chuck,
before he let you go, who's your guy in the race.

Speaker 9 (01:51:12):
I gotta go with that fucking Trump. Man. I I tried.
I tried to get in yesterday when y'all sawd about
that Carson motherfucker. Yeah, he's a smart so on a fitch.
I give it to him, and he's probably make a
good bugging president. But they ain't gonna put another black
guy in there because this is fucked up break years

(01:51:34):
and two. The black people ain't gonna vote for this
fucker because he ain't like them. He's just black, white.

Speaker 3 (01:51:45):
White.

Speaker 9 (01:51:47):
Find the thunder ain't never had his pants down on
the crack of his ass. I guarante.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
I don't think Obama had that look either.

Speaker 9 (01:51:56):
Oh Obama, let me tell you something. I told that
some men six to sixth.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
Three probably I hear his pretty.

Speaker 9 (01:52:03):
Have you ever seen that motherfucker trying to make a layup.

Speaker 16 (01:52:07):
I've seen it on the.

Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
Tyra Banks Show, See.

Speaker 5 (01:52:13):
Everything.

Speaker 9 (01:52:14):
I'm six one and our way too, Dinny and I
can make a fucking layup left hand or right hand. Well,
he ain't worth the fuck I buy him.

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
I can play.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
Noah, you're buying what the press television. This guy cannot play.
He doesn't have athletic ability. You see him bowl, you
see him throw the first pitch out.

Speaker 5 (01:52:31):
You see him he plays basketball, No, he sucks at it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Let me you see the video where he misses twenty
out of twenty two shots in front of kids.

Speaker 9 (01:52:42):
The first thing you better learn if you've hid fashion basketball,
if you play pickup, you better learn to make fast
shots or you ain't gonna play.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
If you want to see a great video on second,
I think it's called Obama Missus twenty. Yeah, he goes
two for twenty two out of basketball camp, and he wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
Throwing three pointers. He was right around the foul line
over and over again. He missed.

Speaker 9 (01:53:06):
He came to the door, he came to North Carolina
to the basketball deal down there, trying to get some
brownie points to the all him officials. And shit, anyway,
that big white boy from Missouri played for for North Carolina. Handsbro,
I forgive his first night Tyler. Goddamn, he bug that
motherfucker and swammed him on the goddamn ground.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:53:25):
And then and then in that same video, he goes
for a lap. He's like, well, I gotta make one,
and then he misses the layup. It's a great video.

Speaker 9 (01:53:31):
Damn. If you take that in the first third grade exactly,
I bet you fans could make a fucking ya.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
Hell yeah, all right, show Hey, there's a there's a
story about h.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
Ben Carson, bungling surgeon Ben Carson left sponge in patient's brains.

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
From the inquiry. I'll forget it happened.

Speaker 5 (01:53:52):
Shit happens.

Speaker 6 (01:53:53):
Let us funge the brain. That shit happens.

Speaker 9 (01:53:56):
You ever walked your ass and forget. There's a little
bit of toy paperback.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
There, signing day brain a sponge of brain.

Speaker 9 (01:54:05):
Damn. Everybody sucks up every now then. All right, hey,
I come to Western Carolin. I'll show you a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:54:13):
I'm sure you will. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:54:15):
Fucking Bring that fucking Ronnie down there. That's one I
want to get down there.

Speaker 5 (01:54:19):
I'd love to come. Sounds like a ball.

Speaker 9 (01:54:25):
I'll thank you to ride.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
All right, Well, thank you, Chuck. Always a pleasure.

Speaker 9 (01:54:32):
Y'all. Have a good day. Y'all are killing up there.
Y'all have to be life. It's just seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
Tell you body, I'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:54:38):
Wait, you missed the six o'clock hour. That's the moment
we were really happy with you.

Speaker 9 (01:54:42):
I missed the six o'clock hour. I'll just get it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
Cut out the rolling video and put CCR songs in
and this is a perfect show.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
Yeah, I am, let's go Fortune Sign and let's go
run through the Jongle and Green River and let's go
great rapp.

Speaker 4 (01:55:00):
Me willing to port boy fans here and all today.

Speaker 3 (01:55:02):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:55:03):
You know, this was like one of my favorite stories
out of yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:55:07):
There's a Tom Petty. Admit it that during the nineteen
nineties he was addicted to heroin. And he is so
laid back that no one fucking noticed at all.

Speaker 5 (01:55:19):
He ran through the nineties on her shooting heroin and
no one picked up on it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:24):
Wow, because he's already got a heroin. But has anyone
ever been as consistently great as Tom Petty without you know,
making anyone's top five list?

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
I think you're right there. I was just thinking about
Tom Petty recently. That one song they play a lot
on the spectrum like God, this is a good song.

Speaker 2 (01:55:45):
Which one I don't even know the name of it,
if you if you give me.

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
Because I don't pay attention to the He never stopped
making at them now.

Speaker 2 (01:55:55):
He never stopped.

Speaker 5 (01:55:56):
He never stopped making hits.

Speaker 1 (01:55:57):
And I'm not I don't go deeper time, but every
time I hear a song on the rain, I'm like, damn,
that's another good song by Tom Petty that's relatively new.
What's the one they're playing that? The story with the
song is supposedly was supposed he was gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
Put on an album like ten years ago. I don't know,
I don't know this.

Speaker 5 (01:56:16):
This is a new song off in the album.

Speaker 6 (01:56:18):
It's a new song.

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
Yes, it's off as a hypnotic guy. Oh god, I
just stopped the Tom Petty conversation red River. No, no, no,
oh fuck, someone's yelling it into the radio right now.

Speaker 1 (01:56:33):
Yeah, he never went away, but he just never got
the attention for the for a lot of songs on
regular radio. Well, they stopped, they stopped playing his new
stuff and just hammered out the old stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:56:43):
I mean they actually do that with everybody, you know
what I mean, because they but they've probably got like
twenty twenty two fucking Petty songs in rotation any single day.

Speaker 3 (01:56:53):
I saw him at Bonnaroo and he didn't he didn't
tell the crowd Stevie Nicks was there, and he just
brings her out as a surprise. Was god damn, it
was wonderful. And then she she used to pint and
come back again later. He brought her out like two
or three different times, and it was it was a
great show. It was amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:57:07):
Was it you get me high?

Speaker 5 (01:57:10):
He was talking to Heroin.

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
Then, you know what, I don't think it's a hypnotic eye.
Then that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:57:16):
As far as is it American girls that they.

Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
They played it to death on the spectrum. You're a
spectrum guy. Yeah, I love the Spectrum. Do you listen?

Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
I'm on the Deep Tracks track show, so that you
know I'm gonna fly that.

Speaker 3 (01:57:35):
I like Little Steven's underground garage. That's pretty damn good.

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
That's great believeing that off for a good solid hour
or two. Yeah, I don't know half the ship. Yeah,
I don't. Deep Tracks goes a little too deep for me.
I went on that me too.

Speaker 4 (01:57:51):
But I also love the outlall country. I think that's
probably my job.

Speaker 3 (01:57:56):
I had a show on there. Jeremy Tapper, who still
works here, he hired me. I got to do that
for that was really cool. Part time summer John.

Speaker 5 (01:58:02):
Jemmy runs a real radio show.

Speaker 3 (01:58:04):
Little Stephen found him. Little Stephen was at a show
at Irving Plaza and Tepper was playing He'll Billy b
R five four nine and he's obscure electric punk country cuts,
and little Stephen goes, who's the fucking DJ? And then
you could take me to him? Now he just walked
up to tepperan goes, look, I want me to work
down in the series. I need some channels. I need
you to program on table what I was just playing

(01:58:27):
v R five four nine. I'm gonna get a real
gig out of this, and so yeah, that's great. All
countries down.

Speaker 7 (01:58:33):
I was listening to the seventies channel and they said,
here's a lost classic, and I'm like, all right, it's
gonna be something good.

Speaker 6 (01:58:39):
And it was Crosby Stills in that Southern question.

Speaker 2 (01:58:42):
You know what. Just finally some of them.

Speaker 9 (01:58:44):
Dug that out.

Speaker 5 (01:58:45):
I'm so happy classic.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
Yeah that paints this rock radio guys.

Speaker 5 (01:58:51):
Look another lost classic, that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:54):
One should stay lost. I love that, you know that's
all right?

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
I love all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:59:00):
Play.

Speaker 4 (01:59:01):
The next last classic was take It Easy. Here's something
for the Eagles that I forgot about.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
What's the latest Tom Petty album? Because now I gotta
find this thing.

Speaker 5 (01:59:12):
Don't let drive you crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Guy?

Speaker 2 (01:59:17):
Oh my goodness, and.

Speaker 6 (01:59:20):
The two songs from that.

Speaker 11 (01:59:21):
The singles were American Dream Playing B and you get me.

Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (01:59:26):
Little Stevens really UHB with this rock and roll Hall
of Fame thing. And he told me like a year ago.
I like brought up like, where'st come cheap Trick? And
he goes, that's the what I'm working on. I see
any thing yesterday and cheap Trick pops up on the
fucking thing. But you know, I talked to Eddie Trunk.

(01:59:48):
He still doesn't care if they let people in now.

Speaker 5 (01:59:50):
He's still pissed off. You'll never make him happy.

Speaker 4 (01:59:54):
But he's also the other only person I ever heard
called deep purple purple. I don't I don't think I've
ever even said deep purple enough that it felt like
I needed to shorten it at any point in my life,
like this is too much.

Speaker 2 (02:00:10):
Fun that should be in. That isn't you know?

Speaker 4 (02:00:12):
That argument every year is yes, what they're nominated again.

Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
This year, but of course they should be in. I
wasn't a huge Yes fan.

Speaker 4 (02:00:19):
But I think it's great, though I think it got
ruined when they started letting people in. I like, when
you keep it where no almost no one gets in
and everyone.

Speaker 5 (02:00:28):
Else is mad about it. That's that made it fun.

Speaker 4 (02:00:31):
Once they let Kiss and Russian, we we lost that
fun thing of where's kiss and Rush?

Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
You know, I got the song. I have to do this.
This is yes self serving certainly, Joe and Westchester.

Speaker 5 (02:00:44):
Go my man into the eye of the Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:00:48):
It's an amazing song.

Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
And I'm like, back in the day that would have
been a rock radio hit that it would have been
in Uh what was it?

Speaker 2 (02:00:54):
Power rotation?

Speaker 5 (02:00:55):
Right? But who's playing rock rader?

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
Who's is that off? What albums that off? I don't
even know.

Speaker 9 (02:01:00):
Oh, oh, I know you're a big Hoo fan like me.

Speaker 16 (02:01:03):
It got like who comes to it? That little synthesize
in the back and before I go, I got a
shout out to my son Nick, all right, he came.

Speaker 2 (02:01:15):
Up with it though. Yeah. Into the eye of the Hurricane.
Yeah whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:01:20):
Now here's the other thing about Petty. I'll present this
the VIC because he knows everything about the South. He
represents the South. How come Petty is not considered part
of Southern rock that they do.

Speaker 3 (02:01:31):
It wasn't twangy enough almost, Yeah, it didn't have enough
of the skinner.

Speaker 2 (02:01:36):
And a little more.

Speaker 3 (02:01:37):
I think it's just too They never universal, they never
take credit for Tom and he's full on Jacksonville. Yeah,
he's from there, both from Jacksonville.

Speaker 1 (02:01:44):
When we do the Southern Rock Weekend, yeah never Petty No, no,
all that Blackfoot and thirty eight special and ever been
of it, you know, And I didn't like hard.

Speaker 3 (02:01:54):
I think it's because it wasn't twangy enough.

Speaker 5 (02:01:56):
No, he's from Gainesville.

Speaker 4 (02:01:57):
Okay, that is from Gainesville. And to me, his keyboard
player is the best Southern name ever, better tinch one of.

Speaker 5 (02:02:06):
And every time he introduces and everyone goes yeah, yeah, yeah,
but yeah, he never gets you know, they don't include him.

Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
Youre right, they all my brothers. It wouldn't even but yeah,
he is not considered Southern rock. Southern rock was almost
kind of over a little bit. Yeah, And Breakdown was
in like seventy seven. That was the beginning of punk
a little bit. He was in that movie FM. They
played the song in the movie FM, and I think
that's a good movie and I think it just went
that way for him, and Southern rock was still kind
of dying out by man, it was almost you know.

Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
And how many touchdowns did your brother throwing seven, let's
bring it together here.

Speaker 11 (02:02:41):
Is that the name of the song, It's called Somewhere
Under Heaven.

Speaker 6 (02:02:44):
Yeah, it is Somewhere under We're under Heaven twenty fifteen.

Speaker 2 (02:02:48):
All right, so it's new new So what was the
other one? No, that's what.

Speaker 6 (02:02:54):
That's the lyric, those lyrics.

Speaker 2 (02:02:56):
Yeah, but the name of the song is Somewhere Under Heaven.
They will play it to wrapped the show up. I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:03:01):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
The town hall with Tom Petty was amazing. I did
end up listening to that. And his kids is his
kids have had it with him walking around with a
pot leaf shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
Really, their father is a legend, and like, jeez, dad,
we're having I remember him telling the story about you know,
they were having some friends over and like that, can
you put the pot shirt away?

Speaker 4 (02:03:24):
Went back in his bedroom and tight off.

Speaker 5 (02:03:27):
You're lucky you have him here for you kids.

Speaker 4 (02:03:32):
Here's some of the few kids in America who can't
complain that your dad's a nerd. You'll never be fucking
Tom Petty. Leave him alone with his top hat walking around.

Speaker 3 (02:03:43):
Jesus, my buddy stole the bellman's hat. The belman had
one of those big top hats. We were in the
sugar Boat. One year, my brother Raan, my friend ran
By snatched it off the belman's head and I gave
it to David Spade and he wore it on Saturday
Night Live. Ass petty. Yeah, no kidding, Yeah no. I
was laying in bed with this girl while I was
hanging out with a job and I'm like, that's my
fucking head. He's like, you're lying, and I had I had.

Speaker 9 (02:04:05):
To call.

Speaker 3 (02:04:07):
To call Henley's. They send me the goddamn hat he'd
sing in my apartment.

Speaker 1 (02:04:10):
Speaking speaking of kids not giving a funk about their dad.
Back in the day, we were backstage for a Red
Hot Chili Peppers show. Who's the drummer of Arrowsmith I'm
drawing a blank now, Whitford.

Speaker 3 (02:04:23):
Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
He was there with his kids, and his kids were
freaking the fuck out because they're seen the Red Hot
Chili Peppers backstage, and I wanted, like, I wanted to
shake their kids and go your father's and Arrows Man,
does that matter to you at all?

Speaker 2 (02:04:37):
No, it wasn't Joey Carmer then it was that whatever,
but it was one of the guys from Aarow Smith.

Speaker 6 (02:04:41):
Yeah, Eric, Eric and I were you're little, your little.

Speaker 2 (02:04:45):
Kids, right, We're like, uh we were.

Speaker 7 (02:04:47):
We were in Hawaii and in Maui, and all these
hotels were like right next to each other, and you
can kind of go pool hop and pool to pool,
and some of the local.

Speaker 2 (02:04:55):
Kids would do it. What are you doing in the
pools there? Just it's all good and pool ho.

Speaker 7 (02:05:00):
So a lot of these local kids would come in
and go swimming in the pools, and they try to
keep the kids out if they didn't have like a
bracelet you were staying in the pool. So living down
the road was George Harrison, and he was in the
pool with his son. His house was under construction, he
was staying in the hotel.

Speaker 2 (02:05:14):
He saw George Harrison.

Speaker 6 (02:05:15):
He was in the pool like right next to us.

Speaker 7 (02:05:16):
We're like, holy shit, that's George Harrison. And a bunch
of island kids were in the pool and they wanted
to use the water slide and they were turned away
because they didn't have a bracelet, and these like little
kids were sad, and George Harrison called.

Speaker 6 (02:05:27):
Him over and said, here, take my bracelet and go
use the water slide.

Speaker 7 (02:05:29):
And they're like, oh, thank you, mister, and they ran
away and We're thinking those kids have no idea.

Speaker 6 (02:05:33):
They just met George Harrison from the Beatles and he gave.

Speaker 2 (02:05:35):
Them and they don't told them. They probably wouldn't care.

Speaker 4 (02:05:40):
Just in the lobby here when Keith Richards came in, right, So,
Keith Richards is walking by, and there was this class
of kids from the Bronx, all these black kids, and
he's and they're getting their picture taken and he's kneeling down,
like walking underneath them, so he's not getting in the camera.

Speaker 5 (02:06:01):
And his black kid goes like.

Speaker 2 (02:06:02):
That, goes like this is that the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 3 (02:06:09):
Is that.

Speaker 5 (02:06:12):
It was the funniest ship ever. Wow, that's great.

Speaker 4 (02:06:17):
They had no idea that get their next to Keith Richards.

Speaker 2 (02:06:22):
Keith Richards, all right, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (02:06:26):
That's my hat on top.

Speaker 2 (02:06:28):
That's actually your hat.

Speaker 3 (02:06:29):
Chuck Chuck Norton stole that off the Marryott and my
keys Bellman they all had top pat and tails out
in front of Marquee in New Orleans and my friend
Chuck Norton stole that it ran by, snatched it off
his head and we were supposed to stay up around
the corner in case they got chased teams so we
could knock him down.

Speaker 2 (02:06:42):
You're part of history man.

Speaker 5 (02:06:46):
Yeah, his southern.

Speaker 4 (02:06:50):
You can't legally say that that stakes hat under any circumstance,
that will not hold up in a corner long.

Speaker 6 (02:06:58):
But he did.

Speaker 4 (02:06:59):
Vic did come through for us the way we said yesterday.

Speaker 5 (02:07:02):
You know that he's exactly the story for anything you need.
And one's funnier than.

Speaker 3 (02:07:09):
I was gonna I was gonna say when you said purple,
I was. I was sitting next to Roger Glover, the
bass player. I'll sit next to him in A and
E Live by Request David Bowie show, and he just
referred to him as Purps that much because you said
out anybody short and I have the first Roger Glover
sitting next to me, and he goes, well, we're working
on a new Purp record. Pur Perp, Yeah, Perp, but

(02:07:29):
he's shortened.

Speaker 5 (02:07:30):
It to Purp in the thattery.

Speaker 4 (02:07:32):
He has a Purp record that he doesn't want anybody
to find.

Speaker 3 (02:07:34):
Out about that exactly now. But I teach him whole
time because he had a man purse with him. He lives.
He lives in Connecticut and he has a man perse
and his son's.

Speaker 2 (02:07:41):
Rights in Connecticut.

Speaker 3 (02:07:43):
Telling me I was talking to him. He sitting right
next to me the whole show. I'm talking to him.
He's in the seat next to me. He's like sitting
next to me in the movie theater.

Speaker 5 (02:07:49):
That man person has a ship bag in it.

Speaker 4 (02:07:51):
He wasn't let anybody can know she's carrying it around.

Speaker 3 (02:07:56):
Well, his son was about twenty three twenty four, and
he was on the other side, I mean, and he
was really enjoying the fact that I know, the comic
friend of mine was with me and we were just
giving him a ton of ship with the man bag
and all this stuff. And he lost his edge and
moved to Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (02:08:10):
You know a little bit about everything, just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (02:08:13):
Sitting there, I couldn't believe I st that down.

Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
You just remember everything, huh A lot.

Speaker 3 (02:08:19):
I wish I could forget some of it.

Speaker 4 (02:08:20):
Well, he struggled trying to think of a Tom Petty record.
By the way, are you wearing the same sneakers as yesterday?

Speaker 1 (02:08:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:08:32):
Those sneakers were fucking unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (02:08:35):
What did you get what's the story on those? I
never saw those before them. Yeah, they're just sneakers, But
where did you get them from?

Speaker 2 (02:08:42):
What's the the cons James purse. Yeah, the golden what
do they call him, Golden Goose or something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:08:49):
Very cool look he was watching you walk away.

Speaker 2 (02:08:51):
Yeah, I got another pair of that exact company right now,
is that right?

Speaker 5 (02:08:56):
Ones they don't like as much as the ones from me.

Speaker 2 (02:08:59):
Thank you and to Paul stows Up, because they're falling.

Speaker 3 (02:09:01):
Apart right now. If we were in the state of Alabama,
they would take away our hunting license for talking about
fucking shoes. Give me the fish, give me the license,
you fucking tags. You can't talk about shoes.

Speaker 4 (02:09:15):
By the way, on every fishing license down there as
a picture. Kenny Stabler, I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (02:09:22):
Yeah, it makes perfect sense.

Speaker 3 (02:09:24):
The snake, the snake baby.

Speaker 2 (02:09:26):
Yeah, we can then the show talking about Alabama.

Speaker 3 (02:09:29):
Well, the crimson TI, I don't want to talk about that.

Speaker 2 (02:09:32):
We're actually just about out of time. Let's go out
with what the fuck? Yeah, we go out with the
petty fuck Ronnie. Thank you so much, buddy.

Speaker 4 (02:09:39):
You know what, from having my last appearance to be here,
Jake Kenley, it just meant the world to me. O.

Speaker 2 (02:09:47):
Thanks, I will I will say this on the record.
It's it's stupid of us that you have not been
on this show in a while.

Speaker 4 (02:09:53):
Justin tells me my name comes up once a week
and it gets shut down every time.

Speaker 6 (02:09:57):
No, that's not what I say.

Speaker 9 (02:10:00):
Know what else?

Speaker 4 (02:10:00):
He called me the Regis of your show, the story
if anyone falls out or.

Speaker 6 (02:10:10):
You know, yeah, that's not That was not the point.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
I'm stott booked on the Letterman for the people that
I don't know because someone canceled last minute.

Speaker 2 (02:10:15):
That always went with regions.

Speaker 7 (02:10:17):
Now, well that for a little while that was true.
But also Dave knew when Regis was on. He's like,
we have nothing to worry about. It doesn't matter if
the comedy is good as bad. If Dave didn't feel
like he had anything to say, it doesn't matter. We
have nothing to worry about.

Speaker 6 (02:10:28):
We have regions. It's the same. It's the same with
Ronnie b.

Speaker 2 (02:10:31):
You're running into my somewhere under having time.

Speaker 4 (02:10:35):
On e Rocks show though, coming up? Who else we got?

Speaker 5 (02:10:38):
We got the guys from Comic Con? Who do you
got on your show?

Speaker 2 (02:10:41):
He Rocks on tonight?

Speaker 5 (02:10:42):
Yeah, who do you got tonight?

Speaker 2 (02:10:43):
You rock?

Speaker 3 (02:10:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:10:45):
Why not?

Speaker 14 (02:10:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:10:46):
Because we've got all the comic Con stuff going on,
a lot of interviews, so special next week.

Speaker 2 (02:10:51):
So what do you what's in your slot tonight? Just
the best of.

Speaker 3 (02:10:57):
You?

Speaker 2 (02:10:57):
Act like I don't have best of material.

Speaker 5 (02:11:02):
Nice day, yeah, nice day over?

Speaker 2 (02:11:06):
You know you just ruined last year. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:11:09):
You talk about kids that get mad at their dad.

Speaker 2 (02:11:12):
You know, we just Ronny, Yeah, yes, we're having a
good day.

Speaker 5 (02:11:17):
Yeah, that was great along and ending on a bad note.

Speaker 3 (02:11:20):
Man.

Speaker 5 (02:11:21):
Well that's okay.

Speaker 2 (02:11:21):
Tonight at six o'clock, thank you. Ron will be on
and what two hours from right now?

Speaker 3 (02:11:26):
Raw Dog?

Speaker 4 (02:11:27):
Yeah, on broad Dog in two hours uh over there,
maybe on periscope at ten I'm trying to get booked
on smoking with Chris Stanley does his ten forty five
periscope show cigarettes every week, and it's pretty damn exciting.

(02:11:48):
But I'll see you guys. I'm not going to hang
around for the Petty but I'm gonna see you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:11:53):
Walk out. When you walk out, brought us down the
Tom Petty road.

Speaker 6 (02:11:58):
Yeah, I was just you know what, this is the
kind of attitude that makes you put that show.

Speaker 5 (02:12:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:12:05):
Well, we will certainly have ron back soon. If he
wants to come back, that's up to him.

Speaker 4 (02:12:10):
Now, well, I'll probably be back in six months after
get Rid of the stangles.

Speaker 5 (02:12:14):
So see you guys then all.

Speaker 2 (02:12:17):
Thank you so much to Ron Bennington, Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (02:12:20):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (02:12:23):
You got what again?

Speaker 3 (02:12:23):
I got Ron White in Inglewood, New Jersey and port Chester,
New York on the sixteenth and seventeenth Inviredible shows and
by by Life from Lewis Cruise. Download that and come
to the Comic Strip Blob if you're in New York
City this weekend. I'm hosting both shows tonight.

Speaker 1 (02:12:35):
And if you're on the old Left coast has something
like to say, good old Jim Norton's at the Improv and.

Speaker 3 (02:12:41):
And that's a good gig. He was. He was making
fun of it the other that club has been around
for a long long time.

Speaker 2 (02:12:47):
Ervine, California, Irvine, California.

Speaker 3 (02:12:49):
Out there and uh yeah, Orange County.

Speaker 2 (02:12:51):
There you go go see Jim Norton tonight. If you're
in the area, we're gonna leave you with some Tom Petty.
Thanks for listening. This was a fucking blast, great show.

Speaker 1 (02:13:00):
What's the name of the song again, Somewhere over Heaven
or somewhere to Heaven or somewhere.

Speaker 3 (02:13:04):
Or under Heaven.

Speaker 2 (02:13:05):
Yeah, I like this one.

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