Taylor Swift’s 'Wood' and Guitarist Riches!

Join Opie and Ron the Waiter for a rollercoaster episode of the Opie Radio podcast! They tackle Taylor Swift’s steamy "Wood" controversy, LeBron James’ ego-fueled "Second Decision," and the wild Mark Sanchez incident shaking up the NFL. The duo dives into aviation chaos with air traffic controller shortages and unhinged passengers, debates Jewish holiday antics, and explores mind-bending theories about alien DNA and a cosmic simulation. Plus, they rank the 12 richest guitarists in rock history with surprising reveals and personal anecdotes. Don’t miss their unfiltered takes, Theo Vaughn’s recent flops, and a nod to Trump’s latest antics. Subscribe for laughs, hot takes, and cosmic conspiracies—will aliens land by 2027? Tune in to find out!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daisy's bear naked. I was distraught, Were you distraught? He
loves me not? He loves me not pennies unlucky. I
took him back and then stepped on a crack and
the black cat laughed. And baby, I'll admit I've been
a little superstitious fingers crossed until you put your hand

(00:21):
on mine. Seems to be that you and me we
make our own luck. A bad sign is all good.
I ain't got to knock on wood. All that bitching
wishing on a falling star never did me any good.
I ain't got to knock on wood. It's you and
me forever, dancing in the dark all over me. It's understood.

(00:43):
I ain't got to knock on wood. Forgive me. It
sounds cocky. Hey Ma, Matt, eyes, Mat, Mat Ma, Ma Ma.
Matt tied me and opened my eyes, redwood tree, it
ain't hard to see. His love was the key that
opened up my thighs. Teller Swift, No you didn't. Good morning, everybody,

(01:07):
Welcome to my fine livestream. We are in New York
City as the sun oh rises behind me. And there's
a bit of controversy. Man, I was tracking through my
my copy of the Life of a show Girl. And uh,
there's a song on there called Wood and Man. There's

(01:29):
a lot of controversy about that damn song. Good God
with that. I say good morning to Nick High. Nick,
how are you? Ted? Plawata High? High High, Hi, Jason High,
Mike Long, Scott Watson up the river and we got oh, Gail,
we got a little royalty today, Hi, Gail. Now Gail's
with us almost every morning, right, Gail, Good morning to you. Yeah,

(01:50):
I get I don't know. I mean, these kids with
their controversy, they're like, oh my god, Taylor Swift, is
it double entendre with their song wood?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh yeah, you gotta listen to call me back after
you listen to it and let's discuss it. I don't know, man,
Richie Rich already, Richie Rich, where have you been? He
wants to know who demand today? Who? The man? Who?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
The man?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Who? The man who? Demand? Who? Demand? Hm? Is Teal
Swift demand today for doing that double entendrick thing with
her young her young fans. Oh my god, the controversy.
I don't know how we're gonna handle it today. Now,

(02:35):
Tell Swift, isn't the man today? Richie Rich? You gotta
give who de man today, I'm just gonna do it
instead of teasing it. Lebron Needy James is dumb man today,
Lebron James, you know you gotta look back. I don't know, God,
at this point, what was it well over ten years ago, right,

(02:56):
maybe fifteen years ago?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Uh, entire city of Cleveland, they're leaning on Lebron James.
We have nothing in this crappy city except for our
Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Did you hear He's
gonna make a big announcement. This is way in the past,
by the way. I'll get to the current thing in
a second. Uh, he's gonna be on the ESPN and

(03:22):
he's gonna announce his decision. And of course if he's
going on ESPN like this, he wouldn't let our city down.
He's gonna announce on ESPN. Then he's gonna continue with
the Cleveland Cavaliers. And then this idiot, this needy, this
needy son of a bitch. I went like, because I

(03:44):
wasn't sure if I should say son of a bitch
or so ob this need soob. Then let's the entire
city down because he's you know, he's all about himself,
Lebron James, and goes, I'm taking my talents to Miami
and everyone's like, what what just crushed our dreams? And
so they burnt everything everything Lebron James and then this guy,

(04:08):
he's lucky enough to go back to Cleveland and win
him a championship. What a sports story, right, But one
of the most embarrassing things in sports history was Lebron
James' first decision where he got everyone together. I'm going
on ESPN. I'm going to announce that I'm staying in Cleveland.
That's what everyone thought. Then he pulls the rugout from everybody.

(04:33):
Kind of funny if you if you ask me, kind
of funny, but it's not fair. Then he comes back,
he comes back and wins a championship, so he made good.
And then people were like, oh, right, okay, I guess
we forgive you. But I'm sure you know I've been
to Cleveland a few times. It's a few Yeah, you're like,
I'll never forgive that, s B. Yeah, but what about

(04:57):
what about him winning a that's good and not not
good enough for me? I just got distracted because this
knucklehead has joined me.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Ron, Hi, Rody, what's going on? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Uh hold on, let me just by the way, you
see what I'm wearing because of what happened this weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Ron, we're back. Oh my god, Ron, you enticed me.
Oh we're back.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You enticed me because your Pats played my Bills. I
told you, right, I told Rick, And I'm a Bills fan.
I'm not a Jets fan. I'm not a Patriots fan.
I was a Patriots fan for a little bit because
I lived in Boston. But the reality is I've been
a Bills fan for a very very long time. I
told h Rick in this building, I go, Rick, this
was Friday, I go, Rick. I'm telling you the Bills

(05:45):
are gonna have a tough time with the Pats because
they're on the way back up. And if I wasn't right,
oh my god, they beat the Bills twenty three twenty
And now you're sitting there with your Tom Brady Patriots jersey.
My god, my god.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
All the X. By the way, it's not such a
surprise because, uh, you know all those guys.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
On ESPN, right trying and all though Teddy Bruce Ki right, Uh,
who's the other guy who played with Teddy Bruce is
the big the big black guy.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Well a lot more Sanchez because he's too busy, uh,
wandering around?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
No, can I say something? The butt fumble doesn't seem
so bad now?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh? No kidding, man?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Did you hey? Can I? Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
The picture of the victim yet in the hospital that's
going around today. Mark Sanchez is down there for a
game in Indianapolis. He's wandering around drunk.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Tempted murder. What the fuck do you see the guy?
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, the picture of the video is going viral right now?
What do you think that was about? With the sand?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Just to let you know, the guy's sixty nine years old.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
He's a sixty nine year old truck driver.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
He's five eight and he's like one hundred and forty
five pounds. Mark Sanchez is like six three, two thirty two.
He's a professional athlete.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I don't forget with a terrible arm, although he was
pretty accurate with his Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
The hell is going on?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm like, why aren't they like talking about it?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Like? Sorry, hold on, so let me just go ahead,
go ahead. He wreaked of hereak of alcohol.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
He doesn't really remember the incident because he blacked out right.
The truck driver said, I thought my life was an
absolute danger. He goes, This guy came at me and
I was so scared for my life. I pepper sprayed
him and he said it had no effect on him.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh my god, it had literally no effect on him.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Of course not he played it when you're that fucking wasted, and.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Let me get my dumb joke in. Yeah, it had
no effect on him because he played for the Jets.
That guy is numb like anyone else that has had
to play for the fucking Jets.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Go ahead, if you want to take a positive spin
on this.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
The best thing about this is we're not talking about
the butt fumble.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, no, not at all. Scott Watson says it all.
He's aft, of course he is.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
He uh his lord who was on natural television today
he showed a picture. Okay, So just to just to
let you know, Mark Sanchez was aggressively following this guy
into the alley where his truck was tried to forcibly
get into the fucking truck cabin.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Why That's what I'm saying. We don't know, Like he
Mark goes, I don't know, I don't know why I.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Don't know what happened, he was can we speculate?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
And uh Q Taylor Swifts would.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
So the truck driver was so terrified, sixty nine year
old man pepper sprays him. It has no effect, he said,
it made him more angry. So then the sixty nine
year old man takes out a knife. Yeah, oh yeah,
stabs Mark Sanchez. Then Mark Sanchez either has his own
knife or takes that knife right and stabs this man

(09:23):
so violently, Yeah, that the knife goes through his cheek, yeah,
into his mouth, through his tongue.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Right.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
When they showed the pictures of this poor.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Sixty nine year old man in the hospital, they had
a graphic warning. We're going to show you what he
looks like. It's it is graphic. You may not want
to see this so early in the morning. Yeah, he
looks like he almost was killed. Mark Sanchez is going
to prison.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Well, I think you know you go to jail. Well, Ron,
let me take it from here. I think this is
gonna be a huge case. And then you know it's
gonna be uh sentencing day and the judge is gonna
look at Mark Sanchez and go, oh, you played for
the Jets. You're free to go wasting your time.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay, hope, let's think about it. So apparently this took
place in like.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Indianapolis or something at like a truck stop or a
rest stop.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Right, yeah, yeah, I know it's hold on obe.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Maybe the guy did say to Sanchez, like you and
the Jets suck. Maybe he then say something, But why
would Mark Sanchez go in and try to kill a
sixty nine year old man?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't I don't know, Ron, we're not on the view.
I have no idea, but we can speculate. Maybe they
should give us more info on this. We do have
a match. I just want to say thank you to
Salvatore Lopez two dollars. I heard Sanchez is sentenced to
five years with the Jets. There's the joke.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh that's fun.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
There's the joke. That's that's a better joke than what
I had. But anyway, that's that's big news. But we
don't know anything about it. What do you think about
Lebron James and his second decision? It's today, this this needy,
this needy s so b.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
By the way, he sounds like an egotistical maniac. I'm
gonna make another big announcement.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
By the way, he.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Made a big announcement about the announcement. That's how an
egotistical maniac is. There was an announcement that there's going
to be an announcement today at noon, and it's called
the Second Decision. Yes, what a pretentious asshole, Opie?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
What what happened? Ron?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Would you do? Opie?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I don't know what I did that time, Ron, and
pushed a bulleton. I pushed a bullet hit. I'm sorry
about that. Uh. Yeah, he's based in the Second Decision
on the first decision where he let all of the
city of Cleveland with that announcement. He thought he thought
the whole city of Cleveland was gonna take it, uh
nicely that he's leaving together.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Right, No, but it's the way he phrased it.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Not only did he have a a you know, a
primetime show about it, the way he said, I'm gonna
take my talents too, right right, so miaml whatever like
the way he said it.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, I know, you know. And then and then this
sob he makes good comes back to Cleveland and wins
him a championship where those or those fine people up there,
and they're fine people, Ron, they would have hated him forever.
But now they're like, all right, we're good. We're good.
But this second decision, what the decision should be today

(12:59):
is I have an announcement to make. I don't think
it's a retirement announcement. I think it's gonna be for
something stupid. But what the decision really should be? Let
me finish.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I think I know what it is. But go ahead,
Oh no, already, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
This could be fun. What do you think the decision
is going to be?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Because I have I have my This is why I
think this is what he's gonna say. Okay, since he
said the second decision is coming today at noon. The
ticket prices for the first game are astronomical, right, ticket
prices are literally everyone's trying to scoop up the first

(13:45):
home game. So if everyone's trying to scoop up the
first home game. And by the way, the tickets are
like like even the nosebleeds are like in the thousands.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Now they can go after themselves. Yeah, so sick it
up for the common man. These ticket prices. I was
looking at Sabrina Carpenter tickets for my little girl for
her birthday. They're out of their mind what they want
for these tickets. Go screw the cheapness was like like

(14:13):
close to one thousand dollars in ridiculous, two shitty tickets.
Go after yourself, Taylor Swift, I blame you.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
So this isn't what I think Lebron's gonna say is
because I think it's all planned.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
He's a very smart businessman.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Right.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Ticket sales are like trippling for Game one, which makes
me think he's announcing this is his last year, it's
his farewell tour. He's an ego physical maniac, and that
he wants a celebration in every city.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
He's a typical maniac.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
No. I get when some of these huge athletes want
a celebration in every city and make a big deal
out of it. I get it. But I don't think
it's gonna be a retirement announcement because he's he's at
least a champion ship short of being considered the greatest
basketball player of all time. The decision today should be
I want to announce finally that I'm not as good

(15:11):
as Michael Jordan. That's what the announcement should be.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Wait a minute, is he announced when he goes back
to Cleveland? Because they're they're good enough to win another championship?
Is he announced when he goes back to Cleveland?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I said, I said this years ago, this stupid idiot.
It was obvious that Cleveland was building a really good team.
He doesn't want to live in Cleveland. He wants to
live in you know, LA, because it's a cooler place.
He went to La knowing that the chances of winning
real championships there, that the one in the bubble doesn't count.
No one question championship. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Can he contractually do that? Like, oh yes, yeah, no,
he can go to Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Now if he wanted to write.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I you know, I uh, I would.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Be Cleveland's good enough to win with him. They can
get the Cleveland a good team. Okay, you're Ronnie might
call me, No, stra Ronnie. Look ron James. Here's the
big decision too, is Okay? If I had to guess, yeah,
he's going back to Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's what I honestly believe it. He's going back to Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, I was gonna say, I'm not I'm not sports
talk radio, but I do believe you can still change
teams at this juncture. So, uh, if you.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Look the boys for sports radio.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
You do.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
You just go thank you, thank you right like you
hear you, like calling like the horse races, like Ron.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
You're really hyper today and hard to jump in with today.
What's going on with That's normal, Opie, It's just normal.
I got a good night's sleeping. I shut off my
phone and you wouldn't wake me up at night. Okay,
all right, fair enough, But I wanted to go back
to the Patriots. Sneaky. Your team is sneaky. They were
quietly getting better as everyone was thinking, this team is
in the shits because they don't have the Bill Belichick.

(16:55):
As Bill Belichick is bombing in North Carolina. Your team
is Niki. They're now three and two, and they're a
good three and two.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
They're only three.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
And two, and you got a good goddamn quarterback.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
H And also, the whole culture has changed. Mike ravel
is really the reason the guys of God Damn Annael,
you know who. Mike Rabel reminds me of the head
coach of the Lions. Oh right, it looks like those
people just eat raw meat.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, right on, Yeah, I love watching the Lions. To
be honest with you, I'm not a fan. I'm only
a fan of the Bills. I had to relax and
only have one team that I'm into. I'm into the Bills.
That's Ittriots took us out. Man, Oh my.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
God, here's the thing. You got Drabel who's a culture changer. Yeah,
and Drake may may be the next fucking superstar in
this league. They all say he's a legit stud.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Where is he from, first of all? And why does
he look like a young Tom Brady When Tom Brady
was a little chubby in the face. That's bizarre to be.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
He almost got like a cleft guy, do it. He's
got Yeah, he looks like on a soap opera.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
But remember when Tom Brady looked all chobb being out
of shape, and that's why he was picked a million Uh.
This this kid on the PA has that type of
look in the face, that chubby face.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, he looks like, you know, he grew up in
a corn fomb.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, worshiping Larry Bird.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
And that's what they're saying. The Pats are going to
make the playoffs such Yeah, they said they're easily a
year ahead of schedule.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
I believe it, Ron, I believe it. All right, let's
move on to other things. Happy Sucret day whatever that is. Uh,
you people and your your holidays. Man, you're you're a
little you're you're a little selfish with your holidays. You
you Jewish people have had three holidays and one what
ten days? You're selfish?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
But you know us instead of you know, instead of
bitching and whining about it, why don't you just come
on to the winning side, or why don't you make
you move give yourself some more holidays. Who's stopping you
from having more holidays? You have one day of presidence.
We said, fuck you, We're gonna do it for eight days.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
You have to say.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
That's why I say you guys are a bit selfish
with your celebrations and your holidays. Ron, we only need
one day, you need seven or eight whatever the song goes.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
And we want you to know it's our holiday because
we built those suit coat, not suecret, Sue credits. When
you have a sore throat, it's called sue coat. And
we build tents all over the city. I know it's
unfortunately the homeless, get in them.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's hilarious, get out, ditch it out, religious.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Ceremony, Hobo, we got one right up the street from us.
It's hilarious. There's like a weird ten outside because you guys,
you guys have to hang out outside or something. Do
you have to sleep outside? What is this holiday?

Speaker 3 (19:45):
You want me to explain six thousand years of tradition
to you right now?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
But what is it? Why do you have to live outside?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Let me let me break it down in Layman's turns
for you fucking gentiles.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
All dat is our heart.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
It's it's the Jewish harvest holiday, all right.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
You guys have it too. And Americans have a harvest holiday.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Don't you Halloween?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Maybe well, and by the way, call yeah you dress up?
And by the way, yeah, who call you dress up?
We like to dress up as a people without we
make our noses small.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh my, get it? Yeah, I get it?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
You know, speaking of that, speaking of why.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Are you outside of the tent and all the.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Others we're communing with nature? It's the havevest holiday. We
were outside, we're in the tent.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
We got the hey, we got the apples, we got costumes,
we got orgies.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
You know, you guys need some good marketing for your
Jewish holidays. They sound horrendous with the dradle and the
sad hot we do.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
By the way, we used to have the greatest fucking
uh what's it called when you when you want up
your brand marketing? We had the greatest marketer of all time.
Who's that Adam Sandler with all the songs?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well true, I guess you're right about that. But happy
as secret day or secret what is it? Co Sue Coote,
Sue cote I'm gonna get it right.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
And when you walk by it, and when you walk
by a tent outside, yeah, that is a Jewish religion tent.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
It's not for the homeless.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, well yeah, all right, well yeah, but you should
bring in some homeless.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Man, only the Jewish ones. And there are no Jewish
homeless Oh theah' Sorry you.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Know what's making me laugh today?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You know our pope? Is he your pope too? Is
the pope your pope too? I don't know, I don't
know how that works. I know he talks about all
the I'm being serious. I know he talks about a
lot of different religions, but he's not officially your pope
by any stretches.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Chicago.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
You know, I can't I can't respect the pope that
uh that you could see a video of him rooting
for the Chicago White Sox in the stands. It doesn't
you want your pope to come from a far away
land that you don't know much about. You don't want
your pope to be so American that he's at a

(22:23):
Chicago White Sox game with the with the White Sox
gear on, rooting for the White Sox.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
That's right, it's notn Eyn that his knowledge of deep
dish pizza is fucking ridiculous. And you know people are
sending him like deep Dish fucking pizza camp packages from Chicago.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
But the Pope this is what's cracking me up today.
You know, you know a lot of a lot of
the Christians out there, they're they're hardcore conservatives and uh
they they believe in a very, very white world. And
the Pope is basically saying, hey man, you got to
embrace the immigrants and take care of them.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
So people, So people are losing their minds today because
he's the main guy in the in the religion, do
you understand, And he's trying to tell these these knuckleheads,
I learn learn the teachings of Jesus Christ. Jesus embraced
all the people that most uh most Christian Magot people hate. Well,

(23:20):
I shouldn't say most. That's not fair. I'm sorry people.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Jesus as a good Jew embraced everybody because that's what
we do.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
We the Jews embrace everybody.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
All right, but happy Uh Sue coked, I got it,
I got it.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Run hey, Sue, here's your coat, get it, Sue.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Code. But as far as like religion, I'm still still uh,
you know, on the bench. I'm not I'm not coming
into play because I'm not a huge believer in organized religion.
And when you get stories like this where alien DNA
and humans researchers are claiming they have evidence of alien

(23:59):
DA that might have been inserted into our genes, this
is something with me and you talk about ron. That's
why have a tough time at organized religion, because I
think the story is way different than what they're telling us.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
And so this is what this is what we've been told.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yes, I'll fit again in the year twenty twenty seven,
like it's a year away, right, contact is happening because
we are just fucking running out of time, And once
contact is initiated in the year twenty twenty seven, the
first half of twenty twenty seven, there will be contact,
there will be there will be ships, there will be
saucers looking ships.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
How about like, yeah, but you say in twenty twenty seven,
but what about this three Eye at Lists. Can't it
be happening a lot sooner?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
So let me be let me be very clear what
I'm about to say. Please before twenty twenty seven. This
is exactly what they predicted. There's going to be things
like the three Eye at Lists, and yes, the three
Ilists is one hundred percent an alienship. And that, by
the way, remember all those drones in New Jersey that

(25:07):
was on purpose, that this is to get humanity ready,
they are dripping it into us that we're not overwhelmed.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
There were one hundred.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Absolutely well a New Jersey that weren't man made. The
three I Atlas absolutely is is is a is an
artificial structure.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm ready. I'm just hoping we could get some of
these aliens to do our show at Gibids. How great
would that be? Hey have a beer with us at Gibhids.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
What I was I gonna say?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
And so what they're saying is once they come in
twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Talking about organized religion. They're going to say, this is
a hey, will we get it?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
The Bible, the Koran, whatever, That's not really how things work, right.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
This is exactly how the universe is off rating.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Everything is literally based on vibration, and that based on
your vibration, you are going into a different parallel reality.
The same way you change the fucking radio you want
to go from you want to go from rock the jazz.
It's literally it's a different frequency, and there is.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
And what they're gonna say to us is this isn't real.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
You are in an extremely highly, highly advanced simulation.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Matter of fact, this simulation is so advanced that.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
It interacts with our consciousness, which means we are in
control of our own reality. This simulation is so fucking advanced.
First of all, it fools us. It takes away our power.
We are multi dimensional, infinite beings, incredibly powerful. We we

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this simulation is so real. We don't realize how powerful
we are. And this is the learning process.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Ron. Yeah, you sound like an expert on this, but
it's tough to you know, take you seriously with a
Pats Jersey.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
On, So hold on, I just want to make this
clear for people listening. Sure you are in complete control
of your reality.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
If you think you're out of control.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
And your reality, that's exactly what the universe will give
and show you and your consciousness. Hold on your consciousness
what you think and believe the simulation will will will
give it to you.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Go ahead, Opie.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm listening, Ron, But you're you're, you're, you're, you're doing
this a little quay here today. I'm just saying I
agree with you, though. The universe will give you what
you're what what you what you asked.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
For, basically the energy you're giving out right.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Okay, thank you for that, Ron, But are you ready?
Are you ready for the three I lists and the
aliens touching down?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
They're coming, They're coming, They're coming.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
And so I would say, say, shou would be afraid?
These are these they're coming to help us. These are
benevolent beings, because the question is.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Are we in danger?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Should we be afraid? And the answer always comes back, no, no, no, no,
they are here to help us. Humanity is kind of
in trouble. We are kind of running out of time.
We are absolutely destroying the earth.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I'm getting frustrated, ro On because you're don't let me
jump in because some of this stuff. I'm sorry, that's
the only reason I'm getting frustrated, because there's some of
the stuff you're saying I agree with, and other stuff
I actually, you know, think is kind of too far
out there. I think anything that could get to Earth
doesn't give two shits about us, And if they have,
if they have the means, they might even just go,
you know what, on our way through, let's just blow

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up this stupid planet over here. They don't give they
don't give a crap about us. To that point, if
if the universe is just heeming with life and millions
upon millions of planets that have life, why why would
they give a ship about Earth? In the end, that's
why you're doing. You're doing because I think anything that

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could get to Earth is so far advanced that why
would they want anything to do with us?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Opie.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
They are so advanced that they would come across to
us as gods.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
They are so powerful, so advanced that they've have millions
of years of evolution.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, go ahead, that's where that's where I think our
gods came from. Though, what do you mean our gods
are are all it is is stuff we can't, uh,
we can't explain. My thought is like the concept of god,
whatever you believe in, is actually something that's so far

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advanced than us, but started as us. They think, if
we're able to survive on this planet another million years,
what that would mean and how insane that type of
life would be. And I think I think gods are
created because it's stuff we can't understand or explain. So
I think I think if there's an actual god out there,

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I think it has something to do with some insanely
advanced planet.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Do you listen before the concept excuse me, before the
concept of like Judaism and like, you know, there's a
one God. Even before that, people people were so desperate,
they were so lost, they couldn't explain what was happening.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
You know what they started doing.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
They started worshiping trees and the animals, and they started
to worshiping the.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Sun, right, the moon, Like why they're so desperate?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
They started giving power and god like abilities to the
sun and the moon eagles before.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Wi fi, just imagine living a life and that fucking
sun goes up and down every day, right, you would
worship the shit out of that. Of course, you would, Yeah,
you would look at the you would look at the
Sun like that's our God right there, because you had
nothing else to base it on yet, you had no knowledge.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yet you would think the sun was God because it
gives you warmth, it gives you light, right, it allows
things to grow, right, I had.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I didn't know the concept on the three I at list.
What if it's uh, what if it is a spaceship? Right,
it is that was launched ready launched well over a
million years ago, and it did what it had to
do whatever, and it's just traveling for eternity through the cosmos,

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and that's all this thing is. Now. You might say
to yourself, well, oh that sounds fucking nuts, but we
have Voyager one and Voyager two right, that ship will
be traveling a million years from now. That'll just keep
going and going and going in space. So it's not
it's not far fetched to think that this could be
some kind of alien technology from from a planet let's

(32:14):
say that is long gone, like like was what that
got extinct? I don't know a million years ago.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Well, at some point they're not going to be here
because the Sun's going to expand.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
So yeah, that's yeah, that's why. Yeah, that's why we
hold on.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
So you're saying the AI the AI at list maybe
just like a ship traveling through the universe, so kind
of like on a road trip right on the highway right.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Well, and no one's on it anymore, or if there
were aliens on it, they're long gone. And this thing
is cosmos. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Maybe fucking no, but that's what I hope. Maybe they're
coming here to fuel up. Maybe like this is like
a truck stop, you're.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Gonna go to fucking Abby's. They're gonna come, they're gonna
pull in, They're gonna get some Abby's with the with
the with the horse he saw us. Maybe, oh what
about Roy Rogers. Maybe they'll maybe they'll pop into a
Roy Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I love Roy Rogers, and that's why that's why they
don't want anything to do with us, because that's all
that's all we got. But maybe the end is Horsey
Sauce and Roy Rogers. Maybe they need the gas who
the fuck knows and someone from Boston that's burping as
he tries to explain the fucking cosmos.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
May maybe they're gonna use Earth as a fucking uh toilet.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
All right, ron I got I got a couple more things. Yeah,
you have anything on the tail Swift controversy. This song
would off life of a showgirl. No, okay, good, I
don't either. Day seven of the government shutdown. Just want
to remind people that Congress is still getting paid, so
enjoy that. They have no reason to fucket open up

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the government anytime soon because they're getting paid. If you
took their fucking salaries away, guess what, they would stay
up all night to figure this out. But if they're
getting paid, why would they even try to figure this out?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
It's it's uh, you know, to the to the general
American public, Boy, does that come across as fucking hypocritical?
Of course you're getting paid and you're going on a vacation.
It just it's such a bad look.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Of course it is. Of course it is. And both
sides are insanely stubborn, and it's not gonna end to
and an.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh, so do you say we're day seven of the
government shutdown?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Right? I think so?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
So guess what they had on the news.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
This morning on fuck uh, there's a fucking airport in
the Southwest. I don't know, right, they got they couldn't
operate oh, air traffic control is not showing up.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
They're not getting paid. They they didn't have air traffic controllers.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
No, that was Burbank.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Okay, okay, yes, oh the South? Okay, the West, Yes, perfect,
over the South. You're a smart man, Ron, No La
is in the west. Uh yeah, well all right, we
can give it a little southwest action. Sure, but it's Burbank.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
F those people.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
So they didn't have hair traffic controller because they said,
like the percentage of air traffic controllers calling in sick
now it's ticked up to like six percent from three percent.
That's a huge that's huge, and there's already a massive shortage.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
So let me ask you this.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Ope, I'm being serious now, Yeah, and I'm being serious.
You obviously love your wife and children. Yeah, are you comfortable,
like would you be comfortable getting on a plane now
with your family?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
I already knew where you were going, and my daughter
just turned thirteen? We want to do something special?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Are you gonna get Bob mitchfit?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
And we did want to go on a trip And no,
I don't know. I don't trust flying right now. Got
hell though, so.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
You're you're not gonna fly voluntarily if you had to fly, yes, but.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, no, I we're delaying our usual family trip. We're
delaying a little bit right now. So, speaking of airplanes,
did you hear about the insane airplane passenger he doesn't
like the geese he went on. He went on a

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flight he had uh, he had multiple masks on his face.
And let me let me read the exact quote. Alleged
that gay people were radiating and cooking on a plane,
cooking what I don't know. I was like, this story
is so ridiculous. I actually didn't read any further. I
gotta be honest with you. But the guy lost his mind.

(36:45):
And then another plane where they have to like it
seems like every day they're they're tackling a passenger on
a pole.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
So it sounds like he got a big dose of
gay radiation.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
He's saying that the gaze there, I don't know, they're
and cooking, Oh my god, on a plane.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, what is that? So what does that mean? He's
gonna start sucking?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
What it means is you're you're gonna be tackled and
tied up until we can land this fucking plane. You
luned tic, That's what it means.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
How many videos it's so common to see fucking passages being.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Escorted off and then the passages are clapping when they
finally get off the fucking plane.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
It's exhausting, dude, it's exhausting, absolutely exhausting.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
So the f the They had a former FAA air
traffic controller on this morning talking about the Burdbank, California,
and they said, are you comfortable flying now? Like, and
he goes, there are concerns. He goes, it's fatigue, it's morale.
It's it's it's the morale. He goes, people it does
what he said, are people on.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Their A game? Are people operating on a hundred percent No? No,
And that's a problem in this industry. That's a problem.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah, people are one hundred percent focused because they're he said, hey,
when you're not getting paid and like, and this already
said traffic controls aren't wealthy people, you know what I mean,
They're not like they.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
They have second jobs. A lot of these guys have
second jobs.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Hey, that's exactly so he said. The first strike, Yeah,
the people the air traffic griller were calling out because
they were fucking driving ubers because they had to pay
the fucking mortgage or they had to put fucking food
on the table.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Dude, look up what a pilot makes. Like more of
the low level guys when you're doing the puddle jumpers
they're called, Yeah, they make you'll never fly again.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's what like what thirty five fifty I.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Don't know the exact number. Maybe if someone can look
it up for me. Uh yeah, you know, because haven't.
I didn't think we were going down this road. But
they are very underpaid, and the thought as well. The
plane kind of flies itself. But holy shit, but pay
these guys what they're worth. They're they're they work second jobs.
They're exhausted because they got to make ends meet like

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anybody else. This is crazy the amount of money these uh,
these lower level.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Poss This is exactly what the air the retired FAA
air traffic controllers said, right, you don't want your air
traffic controller in the back of his mind wondering, fuck,
how am I going to pay this bill?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
And he goes, literally, that's the issue. He goes, they're
not focused one hundred percent. And he goes, that's an issue.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
And he said, last time people were calling out taking
second jobs, and he goes, so so are they are?
They working at one hundred percent. No, No, I would
be very nervous to fly now. Honestly, it's something's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I gotta go already, what I know, Ron, That's why
I was trying to jump in with you, because like
this moves like really quick in the morning. And uh,
there's three of something fun.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
You want to you want to add something, you things.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I got three or four other things I didn't get to.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
That's what you're gonna try.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
And got frustrated today. And I apologize if the frustration
is obvious, because I love the Ron the waiter. Uh yeah,
give me a fun thing and then I'm gonna end
with the thing, and then we're gonna get out of here.
But we gotta make it sort of quick, all right, right, all.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Right, listen, I came across this.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
If you have any colorful insight, if they've been on
the show, if you have any comment let me know.
I just came across this. The twelve richest guitar players
in history. I'm gonna go from least to highest. And
if you have any if they've been on the show,
if you have any if you have any colorful commentary,
I want to know about it.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
We're gonna go from the lowest to.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
The highest rock richest guitar players in rock history, starting
from the bottom.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Can I guess the number one? You don't have to
say go ahead, it's gotta be Um, It's gotta be either.
Oh man, but newer bands get paid a lot more.
Fuck this could be a true Now, I'm gonna stick
with either Jimmy Page or Keith Richards, but don't say it.
Go ahead, start ron.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I thought you were smarter than that. I mean, like, yeah,
we're gonna start from the bottom, all right. Jeff Beck
twenty five twenty five, he's worth twenty five million.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I always hated Jeff Beck.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Really, yeah, dude. I saw him at the Ortheum here
in New York City.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
When I was growing up. The cool kids like Jeff Beck.
I never got it, to be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Oh, but you know that's funny. The people who like
with a snooty rock cornoisseurs right, like, oh, Jeff Beck,
Jeff Beck. Fuck Jeff Beck. I'm like, yeah, whatever, you know,
they were cool because they were into Jeff Beck.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I think you know what a thing back in the
day was Jimmy Page, and Jeff Beck. There was a
little competition back and forth with those two.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Oh okay, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
And I don't think I don't think they like each
other definitely back in the day.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
All right, Jeff back number two, going from oh from
all right, going from lowest to highest.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
All right, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
John Mayer he's worth seventy million.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Well, he's worth seventy million, I think because he got
a taste of the grateful dead action. He owns he
owns a piece of the post grateful dead stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Grateful, that's grateful dead money.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yes, and John Mayer has always been nice to be
He did the show a bunch. He's a good guy.
He wants to be a comedian or it used to
be back in the day. He did spots at the cellar. Yeah,
he held his own on the radio show. I wouldn't
put him up there as one of the funnier people
that we ever had on the show.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
But nice, eligible guy.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
You asked me my opinion, My god.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Nobody He did stand up yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I don't know if he still does, but yeah, he was.
That's why he hung around our show because he was
a huge fan of stand up. And then he was
at the sting Loot performance? Was it the Loot performance?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
You know?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I better get this story right. Anyway, I almost went
on a double date with John Mayer and Jessica Simpson
when I was first dating my wife, and then he said, oh,
Jessica's plane has been delayed. We're gonna have to take
a ring check. That's a true story. I I was
this close to a double date with John Mayer and

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Jessica Simpson when they were going out. This is a
million years ago.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
I continue, right, would that have turned into an ogy?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Ron, I don't do the orgy stand.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Fucking the two rock stars probably going by the way,
so there's twelve, so Ron, we gotta move through the right,
by the way, I'm not I'm a little fuzzy. Who
This guy plays for number three mack knopa uh that's
the Dire Straits guy.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Oh oh oh that okay. He's worth one hundred and
five million.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, and and is the biggest on. They can't play
on the radio anymore because they say the F word.
What that little.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Dude, dude that sounds like that sounds like Dylan.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Well, I can't say the word. They literally don't play
the song anymore. The song was, what the hell is
the name of the song? Even?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Uh? They did?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
They have a song I Want My MTV.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, that song, which was a massive hit for Dire
Dire Straits and Mark Knapfler.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, I Want My MTV was huge.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Look, they don't even fucking oh my god, they don't
even uh, they don't even put it in as uh
oh money for nothing? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Okay, oh, money for nothing?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
They either have an insane added in the song, but
most radio stations don't play it anymore because the word
that no one even thought twice about in the song
is now bad and that song has been banned. Money
for Nothing he's part of about boy George, and he
called him the F word in the song right right
as his own uh jed airplane or whatever. The lyric was.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, what did they write I Want my MTV for MTV?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
No, it was the MTV culture and he just added
right right into the song. I guess, but I mean
it's not money for Nothing is a great song, but
the swing is where it's at with dires.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Are you ready for the next one? Yes, this is
our boy, all right, let's go Perry. Yeah, baby Joe
Perry's worth one hundred and forty million.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yeah. I like the Aerosmith I I have. You know,
I have nothing bad to say about the Joe.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I'll tell you that the one hundred and forty million
didn't come from the Joe Perry Project.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
I didn't get all my money from either.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Get it.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
However, Chris Robinson's fronting the Joe Perry Project right now,
they're on tour.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
That was a sneak. That was a sneaky dig on me, Ron,
because look, I'm doing the Joe Perry Project these days.
It's not going well done.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
All right, you ready? Yeah, yeah, right, okay, ready the
next one?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, David Gilmore, he's worth one hundred and eighty million.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Any thoughts on him.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Pink Floyd, I I was, uh, I'm embarrassed to say this,
but I wasn't a huge Pink Floyd fan growing up
because no, I wasn't either because their music scared me.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
I remember as a kid my mother going to see
me take the Wall by the way, you know Sanuel
Hall in Boston. Sure, so the Wall came out and
my mother, I'm a little fucking kid, my mother goes
to see take me to Faniel Hall because they're showing
the movie the wall like I'm like I was in
the open. Yeah, I didn't understand what the fuck was happening.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Honestly, no, I didn't either.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I mean, I look, I get Pink Floyd, but the
stupid band scared me growing up.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
But who was the other guy at Pink Floyd that
became like a nut Roger water.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Waters I had. I already had enough darkness in my
home when I was growing up. I didn't need Pink
flour Lloyd as a soundtrack. Trust me. The Outside of
the Moon, all right, you're right is a masterpiece, though.
Go ahead continue.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Uh. Jimmy a guy named Jimmy Page. He played for
a band called led Zeppelin. He's worth two hundred million.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Wait what place is he in?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
He's so he's number Hold on, wait a minute, one, two, three, four, five, six,
he's number seven on the list.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
There's six more guys hiring Page is the most the
richest guitarist in rock history.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Hold on, so Jimmy Page is at two hundred million,
and then after him the numbers get go wheel up, dude,
we're talking somewhere in the billions.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I kind of like this bit thanks.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Jimmy Page. Is that two hundred million? The next guy?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
You ready for this? Yeah? I had some stuff on Jimmy,
but that's all right, go ahead, don't.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Go ahead, that doesn't Yeah, I want to hear about
Jimmy Page.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I'm just going to say a story amazing because he
was a Sessions musician and he was on a lot
of songs from back in the day. I don't have
a list in front of me right now. A lot
of songs, you know, Jimmy Page pretty much played on uncredited,
and then he got sick of being a Sessions musician
with John Paul Jones, who also was a Sessions musician,
right and then they ended up forming this little band

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called led Zeppelin.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
You know what I want to listen to now because
we talked about it last week.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
David covered Dale said, in my opinion, this is the
best guitar work Jimmy Page has ever done.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Remember Coverdale Page. Yeah, I want to actually.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Get that album where I want to listen to it
because David Coverdale said this is the best work he's
ever done.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
So I'm now curious to listen to it.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I remember it being good, but I also remember it
didn't really have any hits as a radio guy.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
But all right, next, yeah, James Hatfield, Yeah he's worth
three hundred million.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Holy crazy.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
See I knew Metallica as I had a page, but
I couldn't go there.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Wow, they more relentlessly.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I mean, they tore relentlessly, and they are newer bands,
so they get a lot more money.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
By the way, speaking of Tory relentlessly, guess who's after him?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Dave Growl.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Oh, he's worth three hundred and thirty million. Dude, he
tours like fucking like almost year round.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Do you think he thanks Kirk Cobaine's suicide every day
when he wakes up.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
No, he he says it's it's the darkest day of
his life.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Actually, no, it wasn't. All right, you're ready, Dave, right
are because of Kurt's demise?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
I love Dave Grol, So I don't know why I
just said that. I continue.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Hey, I saw food Fighters at msg first concert. It's COVID.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
It was the first Concents COVID where Dave Chappelle came
out and saying fucking oh creep by Radiohead.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Right, Oh that's badass.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I saw TheRoom.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
I saw them at a small venue back in the day.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
They were I've seen Foo fighters Fenway Park two. Dave
Row the rock star. Dude, he puts on a fucking show.
It's high energy rock and roll.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Of course he is. And he had a few songs
for Kurt, and Kurt was like, yeah, yeah, I got this,
I got this.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Dave Grohld said that, in his opinion, Dave Rows the rockstar.
And he's been around everybody, he said. Dave Grol said,
in my opinion, Kirk Cobay was the greatest songwriter he's
ever come across.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
He said, he was so talented as a songwriter.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Yeah, yeah, he would have. He would have reinvented himself
after the grunge era. And it's just tragic that we
don't get to, you know, see or hear what he
would have came up with.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
He said.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
They said near the end of Kirk Cobain's life, when
he was playing and touring, yeah, like and like the
bands were touring with them, they said, like.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Nobody. He didn't speak to anybody. He spent all the time.
They said, he was doing like thirty pills a.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Day of what he had the world by the balls
and he.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Did that to me. Are you ready? So after Dave
gro you're ready the numbers get big?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I gotta go ron for really all right?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
George Harrison?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Wow, all right, so there's gonna.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Be two, one hundred and twenty million.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah right, I get it. He was an insanely talented
Beatle and once again, just like kind of Dave Grohl,
George Harrison also went to Lennon and McCartney goes, hey, man,
I got I got some cool songs that you really
should looked at here, and they didn't look at all
of his solos. And that's why he had the greatest
solo album after the Beatles, because there was all the

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stuff he was holding onto that Lennon and McCartney didn't
pay attention to.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
So you consider his solo stuff very successful?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yes, I think some would say he had the greatest
solo album after the Beatles. What did he call it?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Did he just say like George Harrison? But was there
a name or did he have a band or something? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
The past? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Was it even the traveling Willberry's?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Yeah he was a Willberry. But that's that's goofy shit, man.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
But hold on, two of the greatest Beatles songs every
is Here Comes the Sun okay, and George Harrison and.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
While my guitar Jarley weeps George Harrison.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Those are the two of the greatest songs ever written
by George Harrison. Are you ready for the next one?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I mean you could argue the greatest Beatles songs until
the Cows Come Home Rotten?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
What is the greatest Beatles song?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Man? I like the trippier shit. If you want to
know the truth, do you.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Know what was voted the greatest song of all time?
And it was a Beatles song what.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I Don't know, uh, in my life, in my life,
that's good.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
That was considered like the greatest song of all time.
It's a sentimental song.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I go a little deeper like I love one. I
Am the Wallers, Not not that that was a deep track,
but trippy. And I love John Lennon's version, well, his
song sorry called dig a Pony Holy, I love that song.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
John Lennon's means Mustard just a fucking kick ass on.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
But the early Beatles, yeah, that pop shit, no, thank you,
thank god they.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
That but that's who they were, that's before them, that's
the music. So they were copying what they were seeing.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Well, I think that's what makes them the greatest band
of all time because they adjusted dramatically. A lot of
bands didn't adjust as dramatically as the Beatles. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
If you take their first album and they're like in
like and they're like in suit and ties, right, and
then you put the Sogeant Pepper's album beside it, it's
two different worlds.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
You can't believe it's the same band.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Go ahead, we got a few more. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Eric Clapton, Eric clapp what is wrong with you? By
the way, he's worth four hundred and fifty million?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Oh my god? I never I mean I like the
basic songs by Clapton, but I wasn't a huge fan.
All right, continue, we.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Got two more. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
We're in the billions. Now we're a billions. We got
were a billions?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
All right, Well it's obviously another Beatle.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Jesus, go ahead, Okay, Tono the Beetle. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, opie,
there's two more. One is a beetle. Who's the other motherfucker?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Who's in the billion?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Wow? Man, that's I mean, I'm not even joking.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
This is this is awesome, and I'm gonna give you
a hint.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
No, no, I'll do that. I'll do the beetle one first,
because it's pretty obvious it's one. Who is it? It's
Paul McCarty because Lennon's dead. Ok, hold on, Lennon died
way too young, so Paul McCarty had a chance to
make way more money.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Paul McCartney is the number one. He's worth one point
two billion.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Jesus, wait, so who's two?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
So can I tell you? I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
I know who it is.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Hold On, I'll tell you how much you're worth. By
the way, it's a billion. It's a billion. He's worth
a billion.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
It's got it. It's gotta be Keith Richards.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Keith Richards isn't on the list, then I'm gonna hold on.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Oh, the dude from the crash Test dummies.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Jesus, you're not good at all.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
That's a joke, you idiot.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
I'll tell you what he He had an extremely successful
tequila brave it. He has a fucking the motherfucker has
a has a fucking restaurant in Times Square.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I said, Sammy Haygay No wait wait, wait a restaurants,
A restaurant.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
A time square.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
I'm in there.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
The fucking burgers are good. Oh my god, you're so
my god.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Tequila uh uh, if I say a word, you know
who it is. But oh fuck, dude, Tina was a
big part of him. He loved having tequila drinks on
the beach.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Change out.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Jimmy Buffette, my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
He's he's worth a billion. So it's Jimmy Buffett.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Paul mccotty, Sir Paul McCartney, Jimmy Buffett's worth.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
A billion, but he's number two.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
It's yeah, he's number two. Paul McCartney is the richest
guitar player in the world.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
And why is it? Yeah, why is it Keith Richards
on the list? That's fucking weird man? All right, Ron,
I had to know the story, but we're gonna have
to save it because I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Are you doing get parts this afternoon? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
We'll figure it out after this. Well, I honestly don't know.
I gotta I gotta talk to Mat. I'll let you.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Yeah, this is literally the last summer day. It's eighty
fucking degrees. I I'm going to the beach and I'm
gonna hang out with my orthodox Jewish women.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
All right, yeah, you go to Coney Island. We'll figure
out the rest. Ron, I want to thank you. I
was a little I'm gonna tell you why. I get
frustrated because I think the people like the behind the
scenes you know stuff you uh, you're really good at this, Ron.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
I know people say I, honestly, I should have my
own show.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
You're no, you shouldn't have your own show. You really
shouldn't have your old show.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
It should be runnie open. No, it shouldn't be small
and small letters.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
No, No, it shouldn't be Ron how to take a
good compliment and then fucking twist it and be a dick. No,
you shouldn't have your own show all of a sudden,
Oh my god, three hours on fucking is this a
simulation or not? It is. You need a good editor,
that's why. But anyway, it's about you, Ron. I get

(57:38):
frustrated because you're you're definitely really good at this. I
appreciate you because you've come prepared. Every time I asked
you to do this thing, you come up with really
good stuff that where I say, I'm like, oh, my god,
that's really good. I want to get in there and
have a little conversation about that. But then, because you're
a stand up, I can break this down work so quickly.

(58:01):
You just did it right there. I'm sorry your stand up.
So we're we're like, uh, we're bringing two worlds together.
When you're a radio guy, you know, you gotta work
the room, right, you got to work off each other.
But when you're a stand up, it's just you in
a fucking microphone and maybe a heckler every once in
a while. So this is a little different. But you know.
But with that said, uh, I appreciate you. You uh

(58:25):
you you bring it all.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, you're okay, Ronnie.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
No, I don't mean you're okay. I'm not gonna say that.
You're good. You're really good at this. Ron I like
doing this with you.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
I want to I want to hold on before we go.
Sure we have a let's have an update from last week.
Remember we talked about THEO Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
More information came out about his disastrous Netflix taping at
the Beacon Theater right around the corner from Get Pot
to Be a Culture.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
It was a disaster because you know, his fame is
not matching his talent.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Hold on, he came up with an excuse.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
He said why, He said, he weaned himself off his
antidepressants for the show, and he said he lost his mind.
And then he said he also had a nervous breakdown
because Homeland Security and Christy Nomes used his voice for

(59:24):
a for a like a campaign ad of them scooping
up illegal as and.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
He said that fucking rocked him.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
And then just this Saturday, I don't know if you
know about this, he was on ESPN's College Game Day
and fucking bombed and the ESPN woman, what the hell's
her name?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
She's super hot? Uh you're talking about?

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (59:50):
No, it's the game day. I don't watch college game
Day because I don't because we don't have college football
anywhere is near the New York area teams that really
give we could give a shit about. So a lot
of us in this area don't watch college football. What
in the Northeast, we don't have any teams like they

(01:00:11):
have in the South. We have one others we have
Syracuse like so the people that are really into college
football in this area, it's because they went to that
school or something. We don't have an actual team that
we could really get behind in the in the New
York area. It's been a problem. You would think the
NCAA would try to pump up some kind of team
in the Northeast because there's a massive audience for it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Or Penn State. Penn State used to be that team.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Yeah, Penn State, you're right, you know what, you're right
about that. There is Boston College used to be that
d it's been a while round now for the Boston College.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
What about like what about like the all down the
East coast to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Name the teams.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Powerhouses players Florida considered the East Coast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, but that's that's that might as well be a
yeah ship Florida compared to New York. That we should
be two different countries, don't you think?

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
All right, Look, there's no there's no big college football
team in Maine, New Hampshire from Mott Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Maybe BC Connecticut, what.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
But BC has been out of it for a really
long now. Then you're already in Connecticut. Then New York
has nothing as serious.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
You have nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Srcuse and Rutgers, Rutgers somebody. Then you do have Penn State.
You're right about that. And then it gets not that great.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
But about Rhode Island. Do we have anything in Rhode Island,
Road Island? Nothing. I'm telling you we got fucking nothing. Delaware.
Is there anything in Delaware?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
It's my stupid rap. You think the NCAA would go,
Holy ship, there's a giant market from from fucking uh,
you know, after Penn State, all to me that doesn't
have a team to follow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
And so.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
This Saturday, THEOVONN was on college game Day with all
these big fucking stars, and I forget the just something.
Her name is just something, super hot, super hot. She's
a big celebrity, she's a big ESPN star like anchor.
Just something she's got. She's a brunette. She is fucking
incredibly sexy. He bombs, huh yes, no, no, no, no,

(01:02:30):
I don't think that's that's something something. She's extremely beautiful,
incredibly smart.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
And she fucking essentially tells, uh. THEOVONN goes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
She sentally goes, Okay, your time's up, you can go now,
and THEOVANN goes, oh, I'm I'm I'm leaving already. Hopefully
I can come back, and she goes, hopefully you will
not be coming back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
She said that on air.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
You can find it on air. She goes, hopefully you
will will not be coming back, definitely not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Look what's happening to theater?

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
It went viral.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Look what's happening with theovonn is not his fault. I
think he's very talented. He he did great deal for
me back in the day. He really did. And uh,
you know, and his podcast is definitely very very interesting.
But I think I think his popularity went way past
his fucking abilities. And I think he's I think he's
in he's in a situation now that he's a bit

(01:03:27):
trapped because he's a massive star. He was at the
inauguration for for Trump.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Can I can I show this question is part of
THEO Vaughan's decline because he's such a fucking maga podcaster
that because what's happening people?

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
People are so unhappy what's happening? Are they unhappy with him?

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
No, dude, if we leaned into the magath stuff, we
would be twice as big. No, that shit is still
huge in the world's huge. But I'd rather just call
out both sides, which is really stupid. Right, I gotta go,
Holy shit, I gotta go for real.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I'm not I'm not keeping you. You keep going, you
hit op, but you can't leave me. That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
I didn't want to interrupt you again because I interrupt
you and then you go all right out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
We know that all your fucking panic. I didn't respond
to your text last night. What why I can't do
the show by.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Thirty?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I didn't know if you weren't going to make it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I prepared without you. I was gonna do twenty minutes
on Taylor Swift Opie when I had a lot to
say about Lebron James.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Dude, what I responded to you this morning? You literally went,
how Louiah, I've been saved?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
James? You literally you fucking Ronnie, You beautiful, glorious bastard.
Why don't you read the text?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I was trying to pump you up? You b Yeah, yeah,
I mean I said, Rod you mother fucking you're awake.
You beautiful as human being.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
What he was saying was I can just sit back
and relax. No, ron I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
A lot of You're a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Ron You have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
I had ten minutes on Lebron James. I had a
story about a man in Chili, alien DNA. I had
my own thoughts on the government shut down bird apps.
You're a bird app guy, aren't you listen. I have
a little tweety bird Shut up, Rod.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
I have a thing about Donald Trump. Quickly you want
to hear I sure do. Okay, so Donald Trump and
this is true.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
You can thin