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October 8, 2025 67 mins
In this wild and unfiltered episode of Opie Radio, we dive into the infamous 27 Club, discussing the tragic stories of music legends like Robert Johnson, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Amy Winehouse, who all passed away at age 27. The conversation takes hilarious and unexpected turns, from debates about Philly cheesesteaks to confessions about pre-porn fantasies involving Little Debbie and Sears catalogs. The crew also taste-tests a sour Westbrook Gose beer, sparking reactions ranging from "homeless urine" to "grandma's underwear." Amidst the chaos, they touch on everything from shower habits to Dolly Parton's songwriting genius. Tune in for a raucous blend of music history, crude humor, and beer-fueled banter!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But uh, welcome Ron. Welcome Ron Sterling. Uh the Sterling
Burban is actually my his middle name is Sterling.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
By the way, if Donnie becomes the mayor of not
becomes he's gonna win.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I know he's gonna win a landslide. But I can't
do you want to vote for mom Donnie? We should
ask the people on the street. I can't find one
person that's voting.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
For you know.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
But here's the thing, like all the like like kind
of like the unions are supporting Mandanni, but you know,
and you know who's giving who's supporting Cuomo and giving
him money is all the like the better like all
the all the business book in his you know, like
the real estate agency union and all that ship, but
the teachers union. It's fucking Mandannie.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Enough about the stupid mom Donnie, unless he's gonna bring
back the bike lanes and the white sidewalks because uh,
Trump has defunded Wait a minute, Trump is defunded.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
He doesn't like bike lanes, he doesn't like white sidewalks.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
And that's because he's never walked on a sidewalk and
he's never rode a bike.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's obvious you imagine, do you think you do better
than Biden?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I would love to see him on a fucking bike
with that big potato ass that is.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Does Anyboddy?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Does anybody oppose the fact that Madonni wants to have
all New York City buses free and and he wants
to have supermarkets in h Borough, several of them where
it's free, free supermarkets and free bussing.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's what. That's a free supermarket, take whatever you want. Correct.
But they're already doing that. They're just trying to sell
a thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
They're just trying to save on the plexiglass and broken windows.
They're like, you're gonna take it anyway, so we might
as well officially make it free.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Why aren't you under a tent? Not under a tent?
In a tent, it's under a tent. Why are you
in it? Under at ten? No one says under it?
Why aren't you in a t and it's it's it's
super coat, it's super cold.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
It's their third Jewish holiday and four fucking days.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
And where not. You won't be able to work for
a bank.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
They're they're a little greedy with their Jewish holidays and
this latest one, you gotta be under a tent under Basically,
it's a covering outside.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's not a tent tent. So that's why you're under it.
You're not in it. What do you hooked on? Phonics
is what you need.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
There are tents scattered throughout New York City and they're
covered in hay and bale and apples.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
And it's our version.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
It's it's the Jewish version of the harvest Fall festival.
It's when the Jews gather all the all the hard
work of the year. And when we say gather, we
gather the money. Of course, you gather the body.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
We gather, we gather the taxes.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Why is not a bad stereotype? By the way, with
the Jews, you guys love your money. We all love
our money, though.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Right, show me the money.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
But they're they're the same ship you bring to a
tailgating party for a football game. The same ship you
guys are you using for this Jewish.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
The reason people have a problem with Jews having money
is because the people have a problem with it are
the ones who don't have fucking money.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Why don't you get your own fucking money. There's someone
that caddied for a lot of Jewish people.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I'll tell you why we have a problem with with
the j No, because your fucking attitude.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
They were the only ones that were cheap. No, they
would peel off those brand new ten dollars when bags
are ten dollars.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Pie, Yeah, they would peel Did they have pay you
with chocolate coens?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh? God, by the way, you know you know what
that's called. No out glat glt. You have enough? It
will give you a goat gelt or time for one
more happy hour? Did I miss go and get a
beer man? Jesus? Oh you missed it. Oh you missed
the oh happy then too? You could have had them.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You could have got another one there they gonna get
a pipe for a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I now have that image in my head of flying
over the guy tries to rub crocodile dundee, you get
that little fucking peepy knife you called out an.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I can a little with peep.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
That.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Actually it's very good with voices. Can you give us
a crocodile.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
On I'll do it later. I'll do it later. When
you're not expecting you don't put can you can you
do enough? An accident? I'm not on the not on demand.
The w is a shock trip on the bobby, A
trip on.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
The that means something you need something. Actually, I know
that means something. I just hit a card door on
my bike.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Ow you have like somebody.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
These fucking Australian guys are like they're fucking tough, tough guys.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
By the way, reminder that the government is still shut
down here in America and Congress continues.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
To get paid. Cheers, cheers are those sons of bitches
right by the way.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Uh, the Republicans are refusing to even talk now, Yes,
they're still getting paid.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
And now remember Burdbank, California that had to close the airport.
It's now spreads, spreading around the country.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Just before I came, It's now in eight different cities,
including Boston. It's uh air traffic. By the way, the
last shutdown was under Trump for thirty five days seventeen. Yeah,
I mean his last presidency.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Seventeen is the last shutdown. It lasted thirty five.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Days, like like thirty five days, and when it ended,
Trump said he was extremely proud of it. Now here's
the uh, there's not enough air traffic controllers are considered
what assholes?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Essential workers?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Essential workers which means by law, you have to continue working,
and then you you get furloughed. And then when when
it's when they have come to agreement, you get your
money back. Immediately saying you ain't gonna get your fucking
money back, which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I got I got the solution. I got the solution.
Hire fifteen year old kids. Yeah, they're good with video games.
Get him in the fucking towers. Don't figure it out.
Don't make a game out of it, don't have fun
with it.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Here's here's the problem. Make it a roadblocks game. The
what your kids don't know? Roadblocks? My kids are so young. No,
they're not young enough for the roadblocks that road blocks.
Road b l What are you talking about? His kids in?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
His daughter's over three over and she knows how to
say stripper, So I be able to play roadblocks.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
She's a daddy. I don't love you. Stop talking to me,
he said, yes, because the puke. Maybe he stopped talking.
You smell. Maybe maybe mommy's talking to Millie when you're
not around. Oh my god. The right thing to do,
she might be you come home because I'm working some

(07:25):
money exactly. But enough about the egg crowd. Huh Plato.
Do you like Plato?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Dude, Plato used to come in little eight in the
little bit eight. Yeah, I used to eat it.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's silly buddy.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Silly buddy's in the egg, Oh, silly putty right where
you thought it was amazing to like my dating myself with.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
The the newspaper. Okay, you did newspaper? Okay, all right,
I'm not there. Used to be all right, Yeah, we
used to have newspapers. Kids.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Now they're like, if you buy one at the corner bode,
it's like ten dollars and it's for fucking well. That
guy's gonna beat his dog, right exactly. But enough about
the air traffic controllers. The Republicans don't want to walk.
The Democrats say we'll talk and good faith, but they're
not gonna have good faith either. And the rumor is

(08:12):
that they're gonna keep the government shut down because the
Epstein files are getting ugly.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
By the way, it's getting so chaotic. Guess what was
just announce today was like breaking news. Trump has demanded
or commanded the full investigation the Amelia Airhart.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Fucking kidding me.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
The President of the United States goes, wow, we're gonna
get to the bartom of a million.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Air hot dude, how desperate is he? Are you freaking
kidding me? I'll tell you this, think yeah, I'll tell
you this.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Though it means we don't have an alien on ice
because at this point, well Trump has to play the
alien on ice card.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Get that fucking thing out of the basement of the
White House.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
We're gonna get a fresh one soon, right, I think
we have fresh ones on the way.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
So we have fresh ones on the way, by the way.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
So what the alien said is Amelia Earhart went through
a portal.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's exactly of course she can't. She did. They found
her remains on it?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Oh they I heard they found some bones that they
think there are hers on some some islands somewhere.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
So they brought the guy. They brought the guy.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Who how they find that the natives were playing drums
with their feeture.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
So they brought they brought the guy like the leading
expert on Amelia Heart like he's wrote, he's written like
the New York type bestseller on it. Because Trump said,
I want all the files released, and oh or found
and he goes, he came on today, and he goes,

(09:50):
what a crock of ship without saying the word ship.
He goes, there's ninety five pages.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I read them all.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
There's nothing else. There's nothing else. I don't know what
he's talking about. This is, yes, there is nothing else
to uncover or would have been uncovered.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
But there's only ninety five pages. I don't know what
he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
My whole point is, though they don't have the aliens,
this just would be the time to break out the audience.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
By the way, that was distracted everybody.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
But that would distract everybody from the way.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Talk about distraction if you really think about it. He
said it on the same day that Comy got indicted.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's so much going on, you bring a whole round
with it, so much. That's a Martin.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Mattson, Yes, sir, you said, And what do you have it?
I've got hazy pen hold on, a hazy Martin.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, Martindale, Oh my god, right, Jesus Motin Dale hazy.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
When when when Ron comes back, we're going to talk
about the twenty seven club wreck.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
It like Amelia.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's not gonna be long winded, is it. No, No,
he's just gonna read the paragraphs.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Okay, we went through the richest guitar players of all time.
We started at one hundredth place. The other day my
kids were late for school. We were on three and
a half hours.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Hold on Martin Daley. Number one is Paul McCarty. That's
all you need to know. Best guitars in the world.
I know riches and Jimmy Buffett was sentences.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Have you ever been to his restaurant in Times Square?
By the way, I didn't want to say.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Drinks were warm, It's called it's called what it's called marguerita.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Fucking Hamburgers were delicious, the Hambergers what it was. Look
at him? Of course.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
I have to go first. Of all, my name is Ron,
the waiters, So now I got to go get that guy.
I got something for you.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Worst food you could eat, the worst food you could eat.
I could, I could do trivia to worst where you
can eat?

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Go?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Why do I have to go first? Because he's looking
at you and I'm not doing it. Worse food.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now. It's fucking disgusting.
You go to a fucking bodega and they are selling
bags of fried porkskins.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Are you fucking insane? Worse for you? For you? You
go that I didn't. Hold on.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Let me you go into a bodega and you can
get a bag of fried porkskins. You just insulted, Uh,
it's just insulted Matt and his wife.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
She gets the she gets the chicken knuckles. By the
way she gets the chicken knuckles.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I insulted the entire continent of South America not watching, but.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
You insulted him and his wife fried pigskin, I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
It's nuts they do the chicken feet. I don't say
they just the way. No, but you try which he cooks.
You don't have the chicken.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I thought you were asking about the worst possible tasting
food that you could have.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I already have that in my mind. Why was yours?
It's the Norwegian uh.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Thing?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Fermented shark. Yes, it's fermented rotting shark. I've heard about it.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
And if you open it, I've been trying to get
it to get part of Macco's.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
That'll be the friendship.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Because the place better not tell you what as they say.
Just opening the thing, the whole place will smell right
first time in years. I want to muscle that down,
all right, Why don't you try to bottow it? The
people that's a duck egg. Dunk egg.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
That's it is embryotic duck. It's kind of ready to
come out of the shell. And uh, it's got bones
and feathers.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Do you eat that? Have you had it?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I have seen it real close. Yeah, and I was
I was supposed to eat it, really supposed to eat it,
and I didn't. I would eat that for the show,
for the show.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
There's things I do for the show.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
And shoot, that was easy. Drinking ses geez, I've seen
these shoes. Oh those are new. Yeah, I got shoes today.
These are my new shoes.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
They're two years. Are hot.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
There's they don't breathe. Yeah, so you want to try it.
What's the worst food for you take? I'll drink a
beer out of out of your shooting right on the left,
I think about it.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
But if you have athleices foot, it's gonna be on
your right side right, so yeah, moscrows on the south
side of the tree. Yeah, yeah, something like that, because
I think you work your right foot more than in
your left.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Fo I think so I worked my left foot more. Wow,
shifting years. Oh fuck yeah, I don't want anything. He
was talking about his hip. My hip, replace that I
saw a motorcycle.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
With a with a hip.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Replacement, the hip joint, yeah, the titanium hip joint as
a as a shifter.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
No way. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And I had marts
and they don't know what a fucking Martindale is because
it's not Martindale.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
They said, Matt wants a Mondale. They don't know what
you're talking about Martindale because that's what you told me.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Well, because you were so dumb.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
After I said Mondale, you didn't correct me because Mattson.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Just they'll figure it out. Ron.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Oh my god, at least it's free for me. Wait,
so we're all right. So the worst food for you? Jesus, Well,
I think they're really bad for you. I would assume
a lot. I would assume all that is way up there.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
What do you got? It has to be food. I
don't know. I just wanted to kill time. I don't
have you want to kill time. I'll help you bury
the butt. I have no idea. No it's hot slogan.
I think it's hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
So my great grandmother wrote a letter to uh Oscar
Mayer asking what was in their hot talks because they
didn't have to listen the ingredients. Right.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
They sent her a case of hot dogs, really and
a letter. Shut up, lady, this is what's in these
things than.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
You give me a quick list of the worst things
health wise that you can eat.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Thank you? All right, here comes our beers and we're
gonna still do.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Beer the beer the week, right, No, I want to
list though, highly all right, forget, I'll have to I'll
have to get that list another day. Look how hazy
this ship is almost that's amazing.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
This was like, this is like my this is like
my pea. How does a taste like my pea? I
had a girl. I had a girlfriend who had infection
the same color? Has this beer? All right? Cheers?

Speaker 3 (16:51):
That's Map's promoting his new beer, Yeast. Would you get
your gibbes?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
This is day. I like it. I love the can't
trigger without the big oil can original. This is the
gods on the truth. It tastes better out of the
tap it really, it just does. You don't taste the aluminum.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
It's coated rom What do you you want to talk
about the twenty seventh Club or Arrow Smith?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
What do you want to talk about Smith?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
He says that, uh waits trying to stretch our lips out.
He's he's doing exercises over there. I want to first
of all, I want to start off with this your classes.
Why because you're not. I'm fucking second this ship. Look
at this ship and I need a haircut everything. I'm

(17:43):
sex to.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Sex for this list now before we get started. First
of all, we just started. Just whether or not we started?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, no, no, we started. Let everyone know.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, doesn't everyone know? I was an air Force one
like I'm really yeh shamming. I was a member of
the Arrowsmith's.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I like trade kept the roll in all my long
maybe back of the his daughter, maybe his daughter a
little bit love his daughter, right, But you Steve, and.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
I'm in the fan friend, I want to see how
much knowld you have? How did how did Aerosmith come
to the name Aerosmith?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
How did they discover that name? You? You have an idea?
They've been on your show? I do I actually know? Okay, good,
I don't care show. They've been on your show.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
You you you helped them, know you help them promote
an album and get back on their feet, and you
don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well, I mean that is kind of a true story.
When Arrowsmith was down and out a little just because
he helped them. We were we were huge in Boston.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
And they said, if you're trying to like reinvent yourself
and get back on the map a little bit, because
they were down and out a little bit, you need
to do Opien Anthony. This is a true story. So
the whole band came in except for the drummer because
I think he was on.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Fire or something. Joey kram Out didn't have a fire
incident or something. Maybe who does this is in his hair?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
This is what this is when good German beer sot oh,
let's have a sooty beer today, beer, We're gonna We're
gonna have a soot Go ahead, Ron, Sorry.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
What number were you in the fan club? What number
were you in the fan club? Do you want to
say so one more time? The number? I don't remember that.
He just he just spilt the You spilled you fucking

(19:57):
yeasty nuts. Now you've got crooked barstools.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
So now the uphole, it looks like you all the
way to my ah.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
You got you got moldy yeast. I got ahead. It
smells pretty good. So do you have an idea you
want to take a guess how they got the name.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I honestly used to know and then uh then my
brain needed like that space, so I said, all right,
you have to go, has to go.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
So it tested well in the market. Joey Kramer, the
drama was listening. So the guy who says the inwards
does Kramer who's coming back to stand up?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Good for him? I hope the audience is white. They're
not going to let back up.

Speaker 10 (20:52):
You know.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
He actually hasn't recovered from that, really, like he's still blacklisted.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Like that was oh blacklisted. Pun intended. That will happen
when you're yelled words. That's there.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well, all right, are you doing?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
What are you? What are you guys doing? Walking around?
Memorial Day? Memorial? Memorial? What's not in uh memorial? Remember here?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
That'll buy you guys around.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
He'll buy you around. He won't buy run around, but
he'll buy uh, he'll buy you guys around. I see
that run You're gonna come back and shut us down.
They wouldn't be able to put out a fire at
the moment.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
So joe Joey Kramer. So, Joey Kramer in nineteen sixty
eight buys an album called Aerial Ballet.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Do you remember that we never.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Remember an album called Ariels Ballet.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Joey Kramer remembers it like this is stupid. It's like
synchronized skydiving.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Can I tell you who was my favorite part of this?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
This live from when I'm editing ship your mind underd
I excuse me? Have you ever heard of a guy
named Harry Nilssen, Harry or Harry Harry? Here? I don't
know here, you don't know Harry Neilson. I know Harry

(22:35):
neils Know Who's who is he? He's friends with John Lennon. Yeah,
that's him. That's Ariel Ballet, that's him. He had a
number one hit. What was the song off that?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
By the way, he had a number of hit, like
the number of hit without you, he would be without you,
so number one hitting, by the way he is, by
the way.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah without number one hits, You too ripped off and
wrote a big hit even.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
I can't hear you're a babbling well glad no again
you're stand up?

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yeah that works, n tell the story. It doesn't mean
that you now just fucking babble. By the way, Keeth
and Tyler just walked back like six times. There's all
these ladies and big old mounds.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, that's all the No, he has a bonto thing.
I did it. He did it. It's over continuing, I
know with it without you. I heard it. I know
what's the bit for real again, So I believe it
to be joke. I don't think it's a joke.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Was on you.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
And he's just clapping, He's just clapping, and then the
crowd silences and he says, every time I at my hands,
another child in Africa dies, right, and.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Then somebody in the front of who goes still clupping
the evil. Yeah, I've seen that. I saw them Saint
Patrickson so many times. So Harry Nielsen had, by the way,
number one head Harry Nelson here Harry or Harry Harry

(24:28):
his sister listening.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
So he was one of the original founding members of
Hollywood Vampires.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Harley Wood. Yeah, but no one cares, No one cares.
Did you know the members of Hollywood Vampire. There's a
lot of respect for the Herry Nelson, but he didn't
have a lot of hits.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Alice Cooper, John Lennon, Keith Moon, No, no, no, So he.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Was original member. The Hollywoodmpire is gonna read it if
I so.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
He he put out an abem called aerial Ballet.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
So Joey So Joey Kramer is like uh Ario, mind
Aero star Aero. And then someone through in the name Smith.
But they were looking at the when they were one
of the coolest rock fans.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Know.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Someone said Smith.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
So Joey Kram has started writing on his psychology and
math books while he was going to high school in Massachusetts.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Part of this is the interesting part, because you said
you have a really interesting that's the story.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Of how that If you're an Aerostat fan, that's a
fascinating story.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Only if you're it sounds like me the other night
when I was barfing. Why are you obsessing about promoting
mass joint?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh? Ship you did it alright?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Well this sandwich Matt tries ship at the get parts
all the time. This is not a commercial, trust This
thing is one of the best things I've ever in
my life.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Here you've called the buffalo steak.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Throw it right on that camera, Buffalo stinger. Okay, So
it's basically a cheese steak with.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
With a chicken.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
So yeah, it's more of a chopped cheese if you
will chop cheese steak chop cheese.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Now we're in New York.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
But then, but then, but then you put a buffalo
chicken tender right down in the middle of it sounds
so simple, it sounds so neat headed, uh tailgate type
of food.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
But and it is. Can I do the test? I
hope you do the smell? Can I take a bite?
It passes the test. It's got to be a soft
one bite. It has to be a soft Just don't
eat all the ham out of the middle. Wait, what
are you doing? Yeah, that's yeah. They all have the keyboard. Yeah,

(26:49):
they see it.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Ron.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Thanks for all the grease. I'm my mac. Thanks, thank
you for that.

Speaker 10 (26:54):
Watch over there, get the microphone away from his mouth,
do it.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's like an Australia.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Honestly, I'm taking a couple of those to go. I'm
telling all right, right right, all right, thank you. I'm
But that's the story of Arrowsmith, Harry Old Ballet, Harry Nilsson.
And then they had the Arrow part and they had
to come up with someone's last name. But you didn't
even do the you didn't even do the research to

(27:36):
figure out why the last name was Smith.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Was it a teacher?

Speaker 6 (27:40):
Like?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
What was the band with the teacher. Oh, Leonard Skinner
hot for teacher. Leonard Skinner is named after a teacher,
Jim teacher, Jim teacher. I think they just they adjust
the name. So and he tells us this story that
was his grandmother.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
His grandmother made hi jam right, bullshit, there's a bullshit.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Do you know what Pearl james original name was? Ah?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
You know time one two three?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
You didn't know? That's why the number ten. Yeah, that's
that's off. Really, kid, that's my name.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
That's like, well they will name the first How high
were they that they decided to make themselves after after
an obscure basketball player.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Spoken to me like, that's agreed. Agree name for a man? Right?
That guy Mookie movie sounds like a word he would saying,
My god, the Movii's in there. Did you just lock
it out? It's all over the microphone. That's wonderful. I

(28:59):
spit all over you. You know, are we gonna do
the twenty seven club? He's just trying to get fed. Yeah,
I know he's Jewish. He's Jewish. He takes and takes
and takes. You want a discount, I shake it all up. Ron,
All right, get back in the game. Round sorry, we're

(29:20):
not looking at the comments today.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's kind of it's kind of I don't know, man
that don't worry about the comments for now. I mean,
I guess if someone gives us a super chat, we'll
throw that on the screen. All right, Ron, what do
you got on the twenty seven o'clock?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Does anyone know the phenomenon? Maybe you everybody? That's just
not true. That's not everybody. I will pull everybody. I
will pull ten people easily. All right, what do I
would do it in this neighborhood? Easily? Nine out of
ten will know it means twenty seventh Club is.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
And by the way, I'm just taking the top seven
because it's twenty seven. The twenty seventh Club phenomenon is.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Phenomenon is no phenomenon, super good phenomenon.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Phenomenon one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
One of us is not like the other? Which one
of us? I'm going to kick you out out that
that was Electric company? Now, different religion, different baseball team,

(30:36):
the phenomenon of the twenty seventh Club. No, no, no, no,
The Muppets vision is the best. This is fucking legit.
This is like the food's good. Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
I was I was hoping after that, after that, stopping
the podcast to eat a half a sandwich, He's gonna
get one customer.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Here's I'm gonna can? I can? I First of all,
I'm not going on until I give my review of it.
This is what It's one of the best things I've
ever I'm not even joking. And I and I love
Philip cheese things.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Hold on, I'm gonna tell you, like, honestly, it's the bread, Like,
what did you see me to the bread task?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
The bread was actually like, it's like light and crispy,
and it's not heavy on the sauce.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
The bread has to be soft or you might as
well not make your sound honestly like, that's a that's
a twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
No, I've still got to do.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Question you have any question, there's no street.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
That's why results. No, it's it's you think nobody knows
what percentage of people do you think? No about the
twenty seven club or could name at least five members?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
No, I think if you said, hey, what's the twenty
seventh club, people will not know. We all that's gonna
think it's like the jay.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Z uh right, it's either what it is or what
you just said it was right, Those are the two options.
I don't think people know what the twenty Oh my god,
should ask these guys? No, no, no, everyone knows you
can embarrass yourself. Can I ask these guys? Sure? Okay? Yeah, yeah,

(32:07):
pardon question. Do you know what the twenty seven club is?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
We're doing a live podcast, and if I say to
you the twenty seventh club, do you know what that means?

Speaker 8 (32:17):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
All?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay? And he knows. You know what the twenty seven
club is?

Speaker 10 (32:27):
I think it's when celebrities passed away at the age
of twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you, beautiful baby.
We're doing a podcast with a real dumb person. Thank you.
Uh oh, you're reading a podcast with a real dumb person. Yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
The podcast is called dumb Asses and he's the King
dumb ass Ship. Okay, although I had a tough time
saying Bulimiah yeah a.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Couple of times, Oh my god, So what wait? So
what did you do? Admit you you admit you were
way way wrong. I'm surprised.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I'm surprised that he's gotta make By the way, these
two guys right here, these two like stockbrokes.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
They knew everybody. Everybody fucking knows. So I'm gonna give
it the top seven.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Okay, I'm gonna give you the guy who originally he's
considered the original.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Sorry, are you saying the best? I'm giving people twenty seven?
I'm giving you seven. I'm giving you the top seven.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Best dead guys, the best, giving you the top seven
who died at twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Like they're the best of the deads, the most, the
most list, they're the most dead one. I'm gonna do this.
It's not chronological. Go ahead, Jim Morrison, I have to
see what alright? Ready? Can I go now me?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yes, I'm gonna with Okay, all right, next one brought
up without electricity?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Next one is ready? Ready? I guess he is. If
you didn't write it down, is wrong? Can I just
do the last place I want to start?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Okay, Google's I didn't Google? I fucking did you just
walked around again? No Encyclopedia brichanic I did, yeah, but he.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Did it in nineteen sixty eight. Did you used to
look for the dirty stuff in the encyclopedia the African
flat boobies. I did too. I looked for in the
encyclopedia African chunky.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Like dude, I I wish that was one of my
That was one of my first masturbations was to a
flat black woman's booby.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
My mom's like, oh, you really like the a flat encyclopedia.
I'm like, yeah, Africa, Africa movies, Afriaking. Try it and
don't forget.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Like the Sears catalog for the women's underwear. Sometimes you
can see like sometimes you can see the black color
of the bush.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Can I like, yeah, that's what you like? Can you can?
Can we talk about can we talk about pre porn? Preporn?
Does everyone have one? What do you mean porn? What
do you use that? I call pre porn? Before you
were Hollywood? All right, that's a good one. Yeah, because
that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
You know le Bras and Theah, don't laugh, I'm not
gonna laugh.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
This is gonna laugh. No, mine's really embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Okay, before I journal, before I ate it, before I
opened up the now you're gonna laugh was that's the
vast difference, you know.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
There was the scoliosis. O god, gonna laugh. Before I
opened up the package. You need it, I rubbing out
to little Debbie, Little Debbie, I did it.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I'm not gonna remember American Pie when he was like
looking at it inima on the package.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I did it. That's you. You have to go away
for a second, dude. I'm not gonna laugh. I never
want to be with you again. That's fucking creepy. That's serial.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
The worst part is the second worst part is any
opened it up and right, well, at least she was
on the outside.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
At least mine's not gonna be as bad anymore. Back
to the girl Team magazines.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Because my I had I had one legit sister and
then a sister that was thrown at us because she
didn't have anywhere to live. They had the Team magazines
and on the back they had the cream to make
your brisk grown.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Oh, they had what you used. And that was my
pre porn back in the day before I could get
my hands on the good stuff. But here's the thing.
I was done with my point.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I ate it.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I see that right, you get it. It's like little
Daby made me a sandwich after we had sex. So
you're a weird day. I was locked in an attic.
You should still be all right, let's go, here's twenty seven.
They are he's considered, Oh god, he's considered so much

(36:58):
questioning a little Debbie. That was was like a snack. Yeah,
you can't find little Debbie.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I know.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
It was by the way, like offball, like there was
a picture of little Debbie, just like there was a
picture of Antwermia.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
You shot it, you shot it. The little Debbie part
is weird. Dude a theater? How old you were when
you were doing this? And you don't have the right age,
then we're gonna get shut down. Now she's the old
ass Debbie. Well, I just turned twenty seven, that's still know.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Hey, glad to see you are still alive and kicking,
enjoying yourself.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Man, you've lived a long life. I'm still around good stuff.
Oh Paulperating, thank you brother, you're still hair oky, glad
you made it. You're still hair opy. We did the cake.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Now all right, are you ready for the twenty seven o'clock? Yes,
I mean you want to ask you pulper eighty? I
got anybody verify that goats ready?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I think notice reading was twenty seven? Think you no? No,
he would have sh Do you mean the talk of
they don't know, they don't pop up like twenty seven
to zombies? Can we see yeah? Can we sing read
how zombie? Coincidentally, that's how he died. His plane hit

(38:19):
at DOC twenty six.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Now that's he's the club, baby show them?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
And how many months and how many months? We round up?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Thirteen months, we round up, twenty six years, thir we
round up September ninth, we round up when this.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Is his birthday? All right? Birthday forty one?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
What what month? What Jesus what month? I said, Allow
us to digress for just a moment.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Imagine Otis ready was only twenty six years old, and
he had already sang those songs that we know so well,
like I E.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Douga Bay. That sounds like an old old man with
a lot of a lot of history, a lot of years.
I say this is because of that. I'm basically right right,
all right? I mean he took you look not saying
if you paid Matt elbow me with his knee. It's
not how you elbow. Listen back to this and you'll

(39:09):
hear a lot of of and getting made. I think
you said ada till you twenty seven? Again, I think
you whispered. I hope he chokes that sandwich. It would
have been worth it. It's fucking delicious. I was practicing
when I vomited. The best was I was. I was
watching back one of these. I was trying to find
cps in the background as low as possible, but I

(39:31):
heard clearly I wish this fucking guy would die. I
don't remember saying that. It wasn't. But we love you.
We love you, Ron. You know we love you, Ron,
We love you, we love it. Go ahead, do you?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
He's considered the originator of the twenty seven Club.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Robert Johnson. You know who that is? John? And how
did he die? You know?

Speaker 11 (40:01):
Gunshot to the Johnson kind of yeah, stabbed, poisoned, shot
because he was he was so Robin.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
But also he could shot himself and he could have poisoned.
So here's the thing. That's Robert Johnson. They was poisoned
by a jealous husband. WHOA what what Robert Johnson song?
Did Nirvana? Uh perform?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
It's yeah, that was Robert Johnson? Right, go ahead? Which
one U last night? Yeah? Great? The parents and.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Bank covered a few meat puppets, yes, and the covered
now okay, so we got Robert Johnson the following He's
considered the originator of twenty seven club number two.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Brian Jones only stones. How did Brian Jones brown? So
they named the stones after Brian Jones. That's pretty cool too.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Hold hold on, so they they labeled it death by misadventure.
That was the the medical term.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Brian Jones was so close to adventure.

Speaker 12 (41:25):
Brian Jones and one of the co founders of Rolling
of the Rolling Stone, was found floating in his pool
the bottom of the river and in the medical exit.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
No was the po and the rolled down the hill
before that, they were just the floaters and the uh.
The medical examiner labeled it death by misadventure. Three. Jimmy Hendrick.
Did Jimmy hens excuse me while I kissed this guy?

(41:59):
How did Jimmy Hender kissing guys?

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Uh uh his feedball on his uh he choked called
a sixth six on Australia. I'm trying to say afficiation,
you know now, Now hold on, Jimmy Hendrix.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I think Jimmy Hendricks choked the death on his own vomit,
just like Matt vomiting.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
But here's the thing, it's not just like I'm not twenty.
Then here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
He they said he was from Barbituates. No, but he's
not really sure what Barbituates are island?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
They can't what are they? Their old school ship?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Barb told you heard the seventies, Get us some us.
We got on the list, like you know, oh there
seven and you've done three.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Do the math. I'm sorry, Jesus, you're ruining this whole
podcast is shining. Choplin.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
She choked on a ham sand How did Jenny shot
on the toilet? What what part of she choked on
a ham sandwich? Did not here from a caste?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Sorry? Same fat? Sorry Jesus, Ron you're you're you're a
real Alec Trebek. How did Janet drop in? How did
Janee Joplin died?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I forgot drug over hein heroin especially got beat to
death by Jim Morrison. You got Carol France still alive?
Living in Syracuse is a documentary on Elvis President.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
By the way, the medicals labeled at heart failure. You
know why from heroin?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
No, because people you don't get it, you don't get shipped.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
I'm gonna tell you why French law does not require
an autopsy.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
An autopsy was.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Never so they assume it was drugs. French law does
not require an autopsy. Never had an autopsy, so he
did not die from heart failures.

Speaker 13 (44:21):
But we assumed it's had the time. We assumed it
was you feel feel your medicine. This isn't fun, Kurt Cobaine,
gun shot shot from that lady.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
You didn't know that, Yes, I didn't. You were thinking.
And here's the last one. Here's the last one he did.
The lead singer. I saw. I saw her once in
Gracy Park in a fucking nightgown.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Jump out of the limo, go into the go, open
up the truck. Just grab grab a shaded drugs out
and we don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
We don't know though, sorry, because there's no over that
in the last one. She came on the show. She
came on the show once and pulled pulled me in
Jim Norton's ears, in our nipples. Why, I don't know.
She was like she was c big girl. She like
big hug. She's big boat. She she can handle the

(45:27):
twelve games, no problem with the twelve game. How tall
is she she?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
It was a million years ago when I would say
I think she was about seven foot five?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Are you ready for the last one? When I saw her,
huge bitch, I saw her personally. You know why I
said seven foot five?

Speaker 3 (45:46):
You know when Yama who plays for the San Antonio
Spurs taking nature from France.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he said he was seventh three.
Last year, they said he grew two more inches in
the off season. He's now listed at seven foot five
in the end. Yet, dude, he he doesn't have to
jump the block crazy. He's like new bowl. But tala,
all right, you want the last one to know?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
I guess like, no, no, you're going to guess the
last one. And by the way, you're gonna guess the
last one. Nice Jewish girl, your own wet?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
What the fuck I was spitting? You're talking to the
guy last one and she's and she's Jewish? Say it. No,
he doesn't say Jewish names. I know it. You want
to bet? How much you want to bet? How much
you want to bet? He doesn't have twenty seven dollars
to met you. She had She had a.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Poof haired an Amy Wane house.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah, she did it on purpose. She just want to
join her story. I don't want to be I don't
want to be part of a club that would have
me as a member. That was what allen. Yeah, we
don't want to be a part of a club. You're
part of their woody how about that? How about that?
I don't mind being part of the club. I have
yellow fever. Hey, keep my wife out of this. Do

(47:09):
you know who he's buried? You made fun and I'm
making I know I enjoyed. I enjoy as women. I
find them. I find them nice to look at. What
are you doing? Are we making out? No? We are not.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Time for meer. Oh, don't get that thing. Let's stup
here of the week, Matt. I think we did enough,
todamage here. I hope people enjoyed this.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I don't even know if they did. I don't even well.
I'm not gonna.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Make sure you listen to Matt's a side when you
when you listen to these in your I just can't
wait to see what these guys their faces look like
when they taste this crap.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Oh we're going I'm just kidding. It's a beautiful beer.
It's called Westbrook Gosa. So it's a German style. Is
an American rude German style, a wheet beer that's the
rude with ceas coreander and it's sour. It's a little
targer gonna look say the.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Name is Russell Westbrook a A, We're doing a sour beer.
It's fall cheer.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
You want them?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Wait, that's all you know about this beer? What else
can you say say about it? And why is sour
beer popular? This beer's gonna speak. Ah, well it does.
So it's the most refreshing type of beer on the planet.
It smells like my grandma's underwear. It's it does. Actually,
this is why I thought of this beer. She's been
dead for twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I've been busy trying to find beers, sorry, trying to
find beers, and I go, I go.

Speaker 14 (48:54):
To extreme links to find a beer that makes sense,
that will give that will give you a What am
I smelling? There's it's I know, I smell the tat tat.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It's not tat, it's tart. It's like when you get
those sour suckers and you go.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
What's the sour sucker? No, I'm smelling some kind of
baby thing. Oh, yeah, I get is that baby a
little baby in you right? Just like uh, it's it's
like baby powder and a little ship mixed in. But yeah,
sure it's great.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
You know, we don't taste until that said. It does
this whole thing. We have to do a s t
m O. Do you know how to taste beer?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
See you swill it.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
So appearance, appearance, right, smell, taste, mouth, feel, and then
your overall opinion.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
That's as t m O. Cheers, cheers, serious, So appearance,
What do you think? What does it look like to you?
It looks hazy. Oh my god, everyone's gonna love it.
And I don't know what that looks like. Homeless ron,
it looks like homeless heron almost youron. Okay, smell smell,
smells like homeless baby. Definitely grandma underwear with the whole baby.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
And hobo sticked in. Uh anyway, okay, okay, it would
smell right. Taste, Oh my god, it's beautiful. It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
It's no, it's not you love. It looks like you're
wishing for some lemon juice. It's for you. It doesn't
taste like lemon juice at all. It is sour, it's tart.
It's not super sour. You don't hate it, but it's

(50:39):
not my it's not my. Jeni it's not my jail.
If it was Jim, it'd be bad. Why do people
like that? For real? What sour? I don't like? And
I like a little fruit there. You do like best friends,
aren't you? Good morning buddies? You don't do sometimes and

(51:00):
I will.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Before the show sometimes around like five in the morning,
we'll talk and and and what's nice is like you
can tell Opie just got up because he sounds he
sounds so cute and his voice is all raspy. When
Opie's raspy in the morning, I can just picture him
there and his in his boxes with his penis hanging

(51:23):
up the little hole.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Drink somewhere that beer. I make it very easy about no,
I'd make it very easy for the haters because I
roll the bed because I'm no joke. Like a lot
of mornings, I'm still half asleep. When I start the
live stream, I should watch it. I will literally look
at myself in the mary go yeah, I think I
look good. And then I see the live stream later

(51:46):
in the day. I got I got a fucking rats
kill him.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
The one time he did his hair, I had literally
in the beginning of the show, I did a double take. Dude,
you look like lib A roche due he had, Dude,
it was like floating. He was like, oh feathered, you
had feathered here?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
All right, I gotta I gotta let it on something else.
That guy's name.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, so my my wife said the products and uh,
thirteen year old girls are really the product anything. They
go to that sepphor and they buy ship left and right. Oh,
you're you're in trouble, my wife called. My wife calls it, dude,
I'm going to give you a bag of support ship,
don't you And then you hand it to Millie like

(52:32):
it's brand new ship. I don't get her addicted to
I want, but I gotta let you in on something.
And this is the guy's on.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
When I go into a shower in my house, I
don't have my own shallow show. This guy's terrible. You
do you have a how many showers you got?

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Wait wait, he's thinking, thinking, oh, but do you have
a shower where you can do that like a very
trust very you have pressure on your shower thrust?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Of course, of course like President Johnson shower head. Do
you have to do like the super thrust?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
And and you can you know, you can turn it
like this you can hurt yourself. You do it on
your yes butthole, you can hurt yourself. How do you
get the soap out? Well, you're why are you getting
soap in your pupil? But doesn't and you clean your
when you get the soap oudy a butthole?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
You have to turn on the power. Wise, you know,
how are you getting the soap body a butthole in
the shower?

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I'm not talking about And then aff stop over the scoop.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I'm not talking about everyone honestly. Then I go on
the Live Street with the rat. But that's the answer
to the question you're asked.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
I'm talking about when you're taking the shower and you
take the bar of soap when you clean your wrass?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Are you using soap or yours? A soap disappeared like
a spiky when you that's all. Do you take a
bar of soap and go like this? Or do you
take liquid soap and use your head? None of that?
What's wrong with you? Guys? You got to use a
loof I don't you have to? Everybody knows everybody, and

(54:21):
like I said, I make it very easy for the haters.
Don't interrupt the confession. Use this on your exhaust. Go ahead, yes,
tell us what is it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Sorry, you're not talking for so my wife, my daughter
into product, Me and my son don't give a ship.
And some mornings I'm not gonna lie. I use stuff
that I think the shampoo on my hair and it's
something that smells.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
God knows what it's used for.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
And then when that ship, that ship dries it it
makes me look like that's why you're thin.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
It makes it.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I don't have hair. Boy, he's not into products. What
are you talking about? Boy? Because he's not concerned about
his hair. He's got good hair. Hold on your son?
Does he also have blonde hair? Very blonde? And your
wife is gone? Everyone's blonde? You have blonde hair, blue eyes?

Speaker 15 (55:27):
Yeah, I get it the morning show, But honestly, I think, honestly,
I think, i'm I'm I'm like using some kind of
butt wash on my hair thinking that's what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Can you imagine if he put an air in his
hair and he went, what would you well, well, if
you know, well, how vague are you? Would you would
you put on a wig? Would you would you wear
a hat? Would you literally go bald?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
If lady and they grow back or just hats do
you think you have? When I was younger, that scared
the ship out of me for real? But yeah, I
don't give a ship. Can I say something I don't
think he stopt? Can I say something? I think Matt
can pull off ball for sure. Know you have a
face for it, and you have this. I can't pull

(56:14):
off face for ball. There's no way you can fall.
You would look like a fucking like a test tube. Baby,
I'm not gonna lie, all right. How about like, can
you can you pull off for like a short chest?
What's that means? Shaved? I'm not you know that like
other people shave you? Can you pull off a suicide?

(56:37):
I get it? Ro You know, I'm an only child.
I never had brothers who tease me. I do.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Now you give me stuff and then you won't let
me say this is what I want to say. You're right,
I can't pull off ball because I have I have
good looking I got soft features.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Oh my god, I got kind of you know, I
got kind of like, I got kind of feminine. Tell
yourself that when you walk home, walk all alone, you're.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Like so.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Start.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Your mother did not have a sea section with you
because your faces. Your face got squeezed out of your mother.
I don't have a squeezy thing go vagina.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Yes, people, a sea section. You got squeezed out of
your mother's pelvis. And apparently your mother's pelvis is very small, you.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Know, but you don't say it that way. You say
your mother was tight. Wait a minute, need to it
a minute.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
You got me thinking because I got a brother that's uh,
he's like you around faces.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
My wife had seven My wife jesus, my my, oh
my god. My mom was right, was right? My mom
had six births, seven kids, twins.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
And I'm not gonna lie to you as you go
down the a I got, I got, I got one
brother that has a pumpkinhead.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
No, goosey, yeah, no, the cow was wide. What was
your mom's name? First name, first name, mid dotty Dodd.
I don't know our middle name. I don't know much
about her, dude, Dottie. You people like fucking rabbits when

(58:23):
he has six kids. It was Catholic, they told you.
That's what I'm saying. These Irish Catholic they're like Mexicans.
I hate condoms to.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
My mom famously said, there's more times than not, in
front of everybody.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
She would be a complete stranger on the street or
in the supermarket. And then and the person would go, oh,
your kids are adorable, and know what, she would say,
I don't want all these kids? Can I do? Your
mother like my mother? God, it's kind of like my
mother for real, my mom. My mom would say that.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
And I would look at my siblings like, hey, man,
I was first, So there's a good there's a good
possibility she at least wanted me.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Well, that's why when my son came out of my wife,
and I watched him come out of her right, and
he's blonde.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
He comes out blonde. Look at me. My wife is dyed.
So I look, she just she just had the baby.
And I said, honey, we got cheated on you with
the white lady. And so she's like she laughed. They're like, oh, man,
the best joke every day? You like that? Anyway? I don't.
I don't know if we Beer of the week was

(59:30):
all right? It works though the second time, and I'm
not even drunk. I want you know what, can you
get another beer for him to dump right on his So.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
You've spilled you spilled cloudy I p and your ballou
and then you spilled fucking citrus salad. But salah, dude,
you're pickling your ball, literally pickling forever.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Shot the fuck up. He's got It's okay there like
pickled pickleballs is fine? The ball, Oh my god, you
want to play pickleball.

Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
He's got customer. Nobody plays pickleball. If you could say it,
I don't give a ship. It's the volume you're saying.
It's you're aware of your volume. These are my friends,
they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Can we go there or not? Let's go? Can I
get a sandwich and gup? There is always been on
that one you want to that's ship. That's just sandwich
for what is it called the whole? Can I touch it?
I'm not gonna eat it. Well, nobody's gonna eat if
you touch it, eat it. I'm clean. No you're not.

(01:00:40):
You've got clothing hoof. I want to be It looks
like an alligator. This is the rest, and we're gonna beer.
We're gonna beer hall mat. I'll let you know. Okay,
this is legit. I'm not joking. I hope he doesn't
eat it. That looks like the blue awful look at
that bud's kind a boner. Someone needs to see a

(01:01:05):
gun in college.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I had a girlfriend who's a guy in colleges. Eat it, Ron,
it's yours. No, you did such a good job here
some once you eat it? Please, please please please eat
it on camera, Eat it on camera. I got my
beer over here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Get a freshet a rush, run it please, I will
eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
No, no, no, right now, eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Please, don't don't eat the toothpick. Eat the toothpick. DI
had twenty seven for all I care.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
I can't see the comments. I'm sorry we did it though.
There's rob job Ladi. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be in
the twenty seven times too club. We walk Pepper, Oh god,

(01:01:57):
we walk Pepper, Patty. I have a my mom ever,
thank you and we're gonna go now. Ron Burman, Ron
Burman on all the social media, I wish the singer
from Holes here. Yeah. And I hate to say this
but because people get confused, but we love this guy.

(01:02:17):
We love you, Ron, I don't. It's just what love is.
It is just what love is.

Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
What is love?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Baby, don't hurt me? Is just what love is. You
I gotta I got a tribute question before we leave?
How many? How many of them?

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
What makes Dolly Parton one of the greatest ever? It's
your two biggest tits are big boots, you know. It's
your two greatest tits greatest too, biggest tits greatest tits hits,
two biggestest hits, but greatest to your two biggest hits,
two biggest tits, two biggest hits, but hits tits hits.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Julie Jolie jo was the second greatest song or other tit? No,
it's no, no, no, no, that's not her greatest.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
She did a horrible job best when you compare to
Whitney crack Head Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
But I'm gonna tell you why she's the greatest. Those
are two biggest.

Speaker 16 (01:03:17):
Test she wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You,
and at the same time, the same day she wrote
one in the right with the right hand, one with
the left hand.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
She wrote those two songs on the same day, the
same day, and the same the same day and the day, yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
The same day. So she's the blame for Whitney Houston
getting addicted to crack probably, right. And then you got
these one hit wonders like I'll Never have tits like
that song.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
They had one song, and it took twenty five years
to try to come up with a fucking second song.
She wrote two songs one day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
The one hit wonders. Oh yeah, well like who like who? Name?
One would too late? What the fund is? Too late?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Dexys midnight Riders? Come on? I mean, who's the guy
with the glasses? Too bright? Off on amputees? I got it,
remember the one one with the guy with the glasses.
The future is so bright. I had to wear shop,

(01:04:28):
I had to wear shade. Sure that was what wizard?
That was Weezer stupid. All right, we're gonna go. I
don't want to drink the sour beer beer. The week
was a bus for me. But that's all right. I
got your.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Bitch, bron Berman on all the socials. The final words,
final words, final words, final words. That's the little quid,
not paragraphs, not a book report, final word, final word
about the game tonight late people watch this. It's all
it's gonna be over fine, Like you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Don't hit my comment? Oh carea okay, thank you. It's
a man who throws the party every week.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Uh two joints this one on two joints, two joints,
and then I smoked more.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Can't Oh my god, I can barely hear like two hits.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Ask that if you've got any any people, you know
how you wanted to show with the biggest there you
get business.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Wait, wait, wait, if there's a rock and rope show,
we got tons of business. But what they do now
it is freaking talk like a podcasts and ship fucking
podcasting ship. Hold on, don't go out yet? Did did
did did he? Did you ask him? Did you get
any business from queens of the Stone Age?

Speaker 14 (01:05:45):
Queens of the stone remember that we got Yeah, we
got killed, we got killed, We got he gets the kilted,
we get killed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
All right, we got twenty seven clubs, all right, and
Matt who throws the party every week, he's got two joints.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Get parts beer Culture on the Upper west Side and
Beer Culture on forty fifth between eighth and night that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Be there. But there, Why don't we do a podcast
from down there one day? All right? We can do that?
How don't we do that? We could? We could do
that so far, but uh, maybe Scott Watson will drive you.
We could do it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
You can write in that piece of show washing to
pick you up and drive you do it. But here's
the thing, Scott Watson, go fuck yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
How was gott was in a fucking fine parking with
that fucking monster truck in heuse kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Wow, Ron, that's how we end today. That's that was amazing.
Oh yeah, yeah, that was amazing. All right, guys, Bye,
I love you, bye, thank you bye everybody. I'll talk soon.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Thank you, thank you for the Oh my god, a
lot of likes, thank you we made. I made about
ten dollars, a lot of likes looking at people are
taking this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Thank you very very much. Hit the like on the
way out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Oh and and uh and uh please download the audio
version of this and helps us out a lot, a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
So subscribe Tope Radio and download the audio version. You
sit through some dumb commercials. They're all dumb, but we
get pennies for that, all right, what do you mean
we

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Awkward yeword
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