November 15, 2025 • 26 mins
Trippin is a SUPERCUT of the Opie Radio podcast LIVE from Gebhards.
Opie, Matt and comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P. unleash the most deranged childhood stories you’ll ever hear: virginity lost to a girl with a full back-hair mane, eating baby birds and raw sugar eggs, caddying for Trump, beach sex disasters, free spaghetti buffets at skanky strip clubs, and the insane claim that a 400-pound neighbor in tight Daisy Dukes triggered Karen Carpenter’s anorexia. If you like your comedy filthy, wrong, and screamingly funny, this episode is pure chaos napalm, hit play before it gets you divorced.
Opie, Matt and comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P. unleash the most deranged childhood stories you’ll ever hear: virginity lost to a girl with a full back-hair mane, eating baby birds and raw sugar eggs, caddying for Trump, beach sex disasters, free spaghetti buffets at skanky strip clubs, and the insane claim that a 400-pound neighbor in tight Daisy Dukes triggered Karen Carpenter’s anorexia. If you like your comedy filthy, wrong, and screamingly funny, this episode is pure chaos napalm, hit play before it gets you divorced.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My mother knew was steely Dan. You're not Paul Simon's cousin.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I am Paul Simon scissoring at Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I lived beside the copy, live next to the cop.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I lived beside Karen Coppy. No, I lived beside half
a Connecticut?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Did you have weight?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Did you have?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This was so Karen Coppa that ended up dying Karen
Copp and ended up dying again. Karen and Karen competent
was our next door neighbors. And my father was five
five four hundred pounds, and my father used to.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Do she died, your family was eating all the food?
My no, she was.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
My father was five five hundred pounds in his fucking
tight daisy dukes out in the backyard doing yad work. Ended,
and well everything was tight on it. That's the point,
you know, in our bathroom window faced dear backyard. So
I know, Carrien copp and just saw my giant, fat,
(01:05):
sweaty father and went never and then died of interrection.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Did you ever see m Did you ever see her naked?
You were?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I mean, I was, you know little? I don't you know?
I remember my mother naked? He wasn't sure, remember I
told you the story I ate I ate a baby bird.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yes, she told it the sporting You ate a baby bird, bro,
I ate a fucking bird when I was.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
A little on your mind, you thought it was easter.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Can let me get a beer? You want another one?
I'm good, I got ship to do.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
And uh, we're gonna come back. Are you guys gonna
talk about me?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Probably I'm gonna This is crazy. This is Tony p
my new friend.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yes, this should be called the gay episode. There's a
lot of gay talk today. He's gay, right, ron. I
think I think he's got tendencies. There's no way he
lived with that guy. He didn't come home wanting one
day and the guy off with the b and it happened.
I think it might have happened.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Just when he comes back, ask him how he lost
his virginity and watch him.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's when he stops talking crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'll ask you. Oh my god, I'll tell you how
I lost mind. You tell me how you lost yours?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Well, I I lost mine to a girl that had
a birth defect. She had a little she had a
literal mane from her neck all the way down her bunghole.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
And it was dark, and it was thick, and it
went all the way down her spot Greek.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Wow, that's a really good question. She had gorgeous crystal
blue eyes. I remember that. And then I, you know,
I went.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And then I mean, I'm a virgin. I went for
the move like you would think you would just get
it done. And I decided to go for the move.
And then I discovered the uh the happy trail.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was down her back.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah yeah. How did you lose yours?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
On the beach in uh Greenport, Greenport, Long Island, Long Island.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
On the beach in Greenport, Long Island. She was a virgin.
I was a verge. Neither one of us knew that
the other one was a virgin. So she was playing
at hardcore.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I was playing at hardcore.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
We were on the beach.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The worst place to have a fuck is on the beach.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It was sand everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah. Wait, yet I barely put it in. I put
it in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I got like two pumps.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
And then and then I and then I was like, uh,
you know something, this isn't working over here.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We gotta go.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Years later, listen to this.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Years later, I shot a little bit.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Years later, I ran into her at a Super Bowl
party and it was two of my ex girlfriends there
and I came back.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I was looking good, I dropped some weight, I was beautiful,
and Uh, She's like, come on, let's go to the
back room. The other two girlfriends I hadn't slept with,
they just dumped me for other dude who had more money.
So I went to the back room with her. We
went at it. She ripped the condom off and chased Yeah,
chased me around the room to kiss me. Right, She said,
(03:50):
I want to give it back you. All right, it's
just you.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
How did you lose you?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Up with you?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, it hasn't happened yet. Told you it's the only
time he shut.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
We do have a Maga hat and it was given
to me by Donald Trump. Really when I worked at
the golf course. That's he has a horrible run. I
was a caddy for many years. He has a horrible swim, horrible,
but he gets it done.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He gets it done.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
He gets it done. We're caddy club.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
I worked at UH and I think it was best
page black and I think I worked a concession stay
all right.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I got so bored one day that I actually whacked
off for people to come by, and.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yet he does know how to swim, and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You're so busy whacking on dry land. You're not taking
swimming lessons.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Why would I take swimming lessons when I drown? I'm
not I might not be an lanthy and I might.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Not have to go. You're definitely not. I don't think
people that don't know how to swim.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I love the beach.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You love well.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
You had sex on the beach. Correct, It's not all
it's cracked up to be. You get the sand in
those weird places, and it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's not fun for anybody. Jesus Christ, all right, why
don't you just drink? What was?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
What was when you first started drinking?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
At BlackBerry brandy? Southern comfort? No, for me, it was
BlackBerry brandy. My my answer is different than.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yours because that's what my dad had his liquor cabinet,
and he never got to it because it's a shitty liquor.
And that's what we grabbed undred percent, and then we
filled it back up with water because we knew he
was never gonna drink it again.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
The first time we ever drank hard liquor.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It was Southern comfort. That's not a.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Bad one as your first what was like, I mean,
so yeah, I agree with you that whatever the hard
liquor that you would drinking was whatever was around.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I probably had.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Uzo first, and it was my mother's first for a toothache.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Like if your tooth dirt, they would give you a
shot at oz. Keep that ship in your mouth. You'd
sit there and cry. Your head with turned purple and
it would burn. And then you you know, you've.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Told three or four.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
You've told three or four stories today and they all
sound like your mom is still trying to kill you.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well, that's the wife she might be trying to kill.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
So Tony p was here a few weeks ago and
we learned that his mom tried to have an abortion
and that's the only reason he's here because the abortion
didn't take. And now you're telling stories where it sounds
like she's like that egg thing that sounds.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Like he asked me what the worst thing I ate,
And that's what it was. It wasn't just me, like
my brother Paut took in the sugar eggs.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No one eats sugar eggs.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Sugar eggs. Man, I'm telling you sugar eggs. Look it up,
sugar eggs. It's a raw egg with sugar and one
scopa cocoa potter.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's the worst thing.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
That's why my teeth rotted out of my head.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So when Matt comes back from his Liquid.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Wars, maybe she needs sugar eggs.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I think when he comes back from his Liquid Wars,
we're gonna do this on.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
A live Sugar eggs sounds like a fraternity clinic.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Listen, this is what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Rolling Stone magazine has come out with the two hundred
and fifty Top Songs the twenty first Century.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay, number nine.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Number nine's Britney Spears hit Me Baby, Toxic, Toxic, That's
what it's done.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Didn't you know that song?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, I know that. Your taxi you fucking you're seeing lately?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
She's wow, bro, she got no makeup, but she's just
fancing underwear all over Instagram.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
No Kevin Federal Line, her ex husband just went on television.
He's saying, I'm worried my kids are gonna wake up
to a dead mother.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
The kids are old, they'll be able to handle it. Finally,
it's when they're younger. If she dropped hopefully. You know
you're really confusing, why because you're you're a tough Greek,
but you're no toxic but fears No, it's not that.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No excuse me, it's not a no toxic. It's saying it.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
You like that, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Ready.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
I'm yeah, now you see you're I'm getting back at
you for Christopher right now.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'm kind of sticking up for bro guys.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Want there there there you know they're penises rubbed my hands?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Uh, I can I can never tell my wife what happened.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
All right, I watch this rock Jesus all, I don't
give a fuck. Oh, I'm so cutting this out of
this number five.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
It's not the list because you don't know the list.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
There's gonna be rock songs. These are stupid pops.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
It's mag it's rolling Stones top songs, but rock song.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It should have been a rock song. Well it's not.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
That's our demo rock song, number five, right, Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Of course all too well you know that, of course
not when I know that.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Song, I would be singing and wearing the found number four.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hurry up through the white stripes that you said that
song wasn't on there you said that I didn't.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Numberfore, numberfore, Number three, Number three Beyonce featuring jay Z
Crazy in Love.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
You look crazy? I do. I do the dance too.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
How about a little penis on your thigh?
Speaker 9 (09:19):
Ron?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
How does that feel.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like he loves you? Like? I have no issue with it.
Matter of fact, I'll tell me days dripping out?
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Number two, it's okay the ya yay yays maps, you
know that's what?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
And the song I don't know, but it's the yeah
yeah ya you.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Called it the ya What's I think it's yeah yeah yeahs.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I think it's not that yeah yeah yea maps. You
know what do you know the yah yas or the
yeah yas?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I know it's yeah. Number one? Oh thank god, I.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Was mister Elliott, hit your freak on.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What she wore? That like blow up a wider fat.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
There was a garbage She wore a gobbage garbage back,
the higher fat.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It was a garbage back. She looked like it was blue.
It was blue, right, she looked like Varuka salt. The
blow a blueberry.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah no, yes, wild, Ron, you are wild.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You're wild.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
It burns one. I p after I go to Indonesia.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
She dances at ten nightclub.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
That's a Boston bar, right, a Boston ship called Tents.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, it's as skanky as it gets.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
There's there.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
I've been in it once and it was winter, but
when you walked in it was humid and it smelled
like low tide in August, everything being rotten front and
so I guess mass and and and God is my witness.
They had an all you can eat free spaghetti buffet.
(11:13):
So there was like a tongs for like it was
just spaghetti with no sauce. And then there was a
just there were two containers, one with a giant tub
of plane spaghetti. And then and then if you went
directly to the right, a big fucking gallon of like
marin they call it Marinaro.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Sauce and that and then I think of cheese. And
that was it. You got three things. It was free.
And then you got to watch these girls who had
like stretch.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Mocks from the fat rolls, stretch mocks from the c
section some of them, some of them, most of them
whistled when they talked because they didn't have the teeth.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh my god, that souves. I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 12 (12:02):
One of the best stakes I ever had was in
a strip club in Dallas.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
They had a thing called uh and then after hours
they had a thing called legs and Eggs.
Speaker 10 (12:12):
Legs and eggs, and at the strip joint that served
the steak, I watched my brother give one of the
dancers strep throat.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
The only reason Drake may that maybe the greatest quarterback
to ever live Tom Brady Hill.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
What this guy's good?
Speaker 8 (12:33):
He's already he's already breaking all the records. He almost
had a perfect passer rating. Last he beat that Josh Allen.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Guy who looks like a who looks like a homo.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Josh Allen looks like a like a rough trick.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
He looked like he's in the closet. I'm sorry, you're
in a fan of runt. I'm a Bills fan.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Do you want to talk about quarterbacks?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Tom Brady now looks like Jim Carrey from the mask As.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, he's not Danny's doing botox because he was married
to a super.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Now I don't Yeah, it's weird. He looks creepy, and
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Bill Belichick's the one who said this is the guy,
so Bill Belichick is the reason Drake May is at
the Patriots. So once again Dad Vada puts his fingers
and things more for.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I know, yeah, that's I know, it's true.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yes, you're so fucking jealous. You know what?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, I kinda you're jealous of You're jealous of Cosson Daily.
You're jealous of fucking who's that guy.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
In the Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Crest.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
You're jealous.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
You're jealous of the Kelsey brothers. You're tellous of Howard Stern.
I'm not jealous of Howard's who are No.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'm not so j lo. Tell me about being a mom?
How do you do it?
Speaker 10 (13:55):
More?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Superstar? And you gotta read your single bomb, aren't you ju?
How do you do it? How do you do it?
But who are you trying to do? It's my interpretation
of Howard and how he changes his voices, Like I
really feel for you. You know, your single mom trying
to make movies? How do you how do you divide
your time between Hollywood and school with your kids? Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Shut up?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
That sounds like a pretty thoughtful question.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
I was listening recently, and then he started to Ben
Still started Ben Stiller like about his drinking, So I
guess you had a drinking problem there.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
What was that all about? Was life a little too
for week? How is your feeling? Wait a minute?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
You know Howard likes to talk to these big superstars
about their feeling.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Wait a minute, you know you you know you just
did what you just did? Chris Foley doing that skit
with with Paul McCarty.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Toe. Hey, you remember when you were with the Beatles.
Let's break down who I'm jealous of? Howard Stern? Jealous?
How you are not? I really not.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
I think you're not being honest because you're certainly jealous.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You're not jealous of his fucking money? Are you fucking crazy?
This guy's worth like one hundred million million more more?
He's pushing the bill. All I had to do is behave,
And all.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
Me and Anthony had to do was get a little
would you would be looking at a billionaire from afar
ry Anthony and I.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I don't want to take anything from your fingers. It's
not a take it.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
It's on your greasy fingers.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Can I take it from the Bill Cosby collection?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Don't touch it. I'll grab my own. It is that
the stay back you've had since the nineties.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Don't worry. We'll take care of you, and you're gonna
be in ice.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
And sleeping.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
In my head. I hear well, thank you that what
bill will make you small? Literally delarious, delarious.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
This is hex Bolt from Industrial Arts Brewing. Up by
your ass there, Garnerville's your tea? Are you drinking a
little great? It's echan Asia, honey. It's good for Industrial
Arts Brewing.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It makes some one that can pull off drinking. By
the way, the only one I'll yank another haul out
of that thing. Ain't front of you? Does that say?
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Hack Bolt has a Nazi and signy.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
That's not It's a lightning bolt, right.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Ride the lightning. Ride the lightning.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's a lightnings bolt.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Looks it's not easy. That's beautiful.
Speaker 13 (16:52):
He's got a head on it. You need to have
head everybody does.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You do a little phone with your beer? A little fall,
all right, A little bit for you, big boy. Bron's
on the floor. He's doing a Richard Pryor. He's trying
to find ship on the floor. Back to the man.
He's crawling around looking for shot. Shut us down, Shut
us down. That's it's happy. That's that's nice, that's happy. Yes,
(17:23):
please please take it, because when when you shut up,
you think it's a little better. Now you love it.
You know what it is? What is it? What is it?
What is it wrong? It's funny?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Takes me to like back to a Chris morning back
in Ashwys.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
He could say that he jokes are funny.
Speaker 13 (17:52):
Yeah, it's damn, oh damn, just what it goes well
with anything?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Do you have a little ship? I would tell over there. Well,
all right, so that's why I'm not drinking. Wait, this
is why you're not drinking. I thought, I'm not drinking
because you have lary.
Speaker 13 (18:07):
Oh oh yeah, yeah that too. Well, this ain't gonna help.
So I got myself a nice little pipe for my
my sister. Is a great gift. Fine, fine gift. I
saw her she'll call me what's that? Video calls just
to show me what she's now smoking and how much
of it. It's really cute, and so I was like,
I was joking about that, and into the frame rises
(18:30):
this pipe.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I think that's the coolest thing. I just saw her the.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Other day for should we went to visit my family
for my wife's birthday. Happy birthday. Jinny, and my sister
is like, here you go. So now I'm smoking weed
all the time and I'm not drinking beer. How does
that sound.
Speaker 12 (18:50):
Like you can pull off that pipe.
Speaker 13 (18:57):
I do believe that Ron has some mental issues that
would have to address very very probably quick.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Cold doctor kovoke. Yeah, yes, yes, good kovoking in here.
Stat My features are too feminine to pull off. Pull off.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
I'll just put it in your mouth, but you pretend
you don't have actually look the part of Yeah, it's
it definitely makes you like a lady ladies features. Oh,
you're gonna give me the end piece, run now.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
The end piece is not the best.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's what his roommate says.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Your roommate's gross.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
This is it's like a cheese steak with like spicy chicken.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
Shut the fuck up round. Oh you know what your
opinion though, it's just that's the hard part.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
At least he's hiding it behind the nap.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Yeah, that's nothing sells sandwiches like Ron taking a bike.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was the unbirthing of a rhino. Oh I just
touched your foot. Yeah that kind of felt nice. But
I also like I do a little huffing.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Gasoline, you know, there's a primosong called Lacquerhead. It's just
all about you people faced and rather homely.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh my god, I can see anything going. I can
see it. He wears button down pants anymore. I swear
to god, you look like you.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I can't help it.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I have a roommate. It looks like he's dressing for Halloween.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
And the only accessory you need is a skateboard.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
You look like in a beaf. You said that earlier,
a skateboard. You didn't see my ding dong? Right, I
didn't ding dong. I saw you, dick. I say the
hell you talking about?
Speaker 9 (20:54):
Man?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I thought it was a pimple.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I I saw it. It went at me.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
And by the way, it's wearing a hat.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
He's not Jewish. Oh my god, thanks ry right. It's
just the fuck o man. You look like you're selling bags.
It's true, it's true. I already got I got plenty
of weed.
Speaker 13 (21:20):
Though.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Don't try to push your ship on me. God damn
to push a man. We ended live stream while Ron's
in the bathroom. He's oh, he's running you.
Speaker 13 (21:28):
It sounds so gross when he runs p limerty plaity,
p limitty plavity.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I'm making a peepy. That's my ron part. Good. It's
pretty good.
Speaker 14 (21:37):
Our wives have almost the same birthday, almost the same
as it's like basically the same as what they don't
want the same birthday.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Twenty twenty three or twenty one and twenty two twenty Yeah,
so here's twenty one.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
Mine's twenty two years old. Jim got a you got
a new iPhone? Ane's old. Here's years is old.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's not old.
Speaker 14 (21:54):
Here's his old play nine. No, your wife's twenty one.
My wife's twenty two. Yeah, right that, yes, that's ouble there.
And I've been and I uh and I've been married
very for five years.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I've been married. Are you old enough to have a
cell phone? Just a new iPhone? iPhone? A couple of birthdays?
Ald one, she graduates and and you know, like sometimes
you gotta violating something for her birthday. I love you, Jim.
You guys should swamp.
Speaker 13 (22:28):
All right, Next bread chase, next birthday. We just do
the do the d in a box thing.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I gotta touch the fa Oh man, you got laryngitis.
I got a touch of the feedback. So what's the remedy?
Oh you got a parking ticket? You love. I should
have been way cooler and not looked.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I'm a job walker.
Speaker 15 (22:57):
I like the one on one build a relationship with
the clients, and the clients.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Are the dogs.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
Do you ever build a relationship with the mommy?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Have you ever had a relationship with the mommy?
Speaker 15 (23:13):
I've walked to cheating and I turned around and walk away.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And mouth shut. You walk into cheating, you walk.
Speaker 15 (23:22):
Into the apartment and some ship. No, I didn't see anything.
I didn't see any other man. I'm fine. Did you
ever want to steal one?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (23:36):
Absolutely, It's in the contracts have to sign a contract
with me, So it.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Sucks were you he put in the contract?
Speaker 15 (23:43):
So if you pass away and your wife passes away,
your dog, your dog goes to.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Me, not your children. So if you then I decide.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
This is my question to you, said, what is your
technique to pick it up? All that dog ship? Like?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Like you must be an asked for that on your
like you get it on you.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Let me see, let me see, let me see. Those
are surgical gloves. See, that's what I'm saying here us.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Because most people use plastic bagag.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
But so what if it's fucking running?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
What if it's so fucking running lead that ship on
the side.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You know, squeeze, you know a hanky hankerchief?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What you you're in the handkerchiefs.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You're picking up someone and you guys, you guys don't
carry a handkerchief.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Not the not not the pick up liquid dog ship.
Well no, I'm not saying that I pick up dog
ship with the handkerchief.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
None of you three gentlemen have the handkerchief. No one
asked me about the handkerchief. My dad had a handkerchief.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
It was the most disgusted I loved my dad, but
it was the most disgusting thing ever. You you blow,
He would put the handkerchief back in his pocket like
the Boomers magically went away. And know that if you
had a problem on your face, he would pull out
his handkerchiefs.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
And you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Have the cold spot.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
No, no, no, See that's the thing because when you
said your father would put it away, right, where did
your hand go?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Your hand went to the breast pocket his dad. The
breast pocket is for you. The back pocket is for her.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Two handkerchiefs to this guy you brought is for you.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You're playing checkers.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
This guy's playing chess. This guy's playing chess.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
With my God. That's why, that's why you have this.
The pocket square, the pocket square, Burgers.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
The back pocket is for when a lady a demsel.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Right, alright, you're talking to brother, take care of I'll
shake your hand.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No, no, you pick up dogship brot hand.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Sanitize the run by the way.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
You know he don't use the gloves.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Alright, I'm gonna go
My mother knew was steely Dan. You're not Paul Simon's cousin.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I am Paul Simon scissoring at Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I lived beside the copy, live next to the cop.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I lived beside Karen Coppy. No, I lived beside half
a Connecticut?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Did you have weight?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Did you have?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This was so Karen Coppa that ended up dying Karen
Copp and ended up dying again. Karen and Karen competent
was our next door neighbors. And my father was five
five four hundred pounds, and my father used to.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Do she died, your family was eating all the food?
My no, she was.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
My father was five five hundred pounds in his fucking
tight daisy dukes out in the backyard doing yad work. Ended,
and well everything was tight on it. That's the point,
you know, in our bathroom window faced dear backyard. So
I know, Carrien copp and just saw my giant, fat,
(01:05):
sweaty father and went never and then died of interrection.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Did you ever see m Did you ever see her naked?
You were?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I mean, I was, you know little? I don't you know?
I remember my mother naked? He wasn't sure, remember I
told you the story I ate I ate a baby bird.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yes, she told it the sporting You ate a baby bird, bro,
I ate a fucking bird when I was.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
A little on your mind, you thought it was easter.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Can let me get a beer? You want another one?
I'm good, I got ship to do.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
And uh, we're gonna come back. Are you guys gonna
talk about me?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Probably I'm gonna This is crazy. This is Tony p
my new friend.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yes, this should be called the gay episode. There's a
lot of gay talk today. He's gay, right, ron. I
think I think he's got tendencies. There's no way he
lived with that guy. He didn't come home wanting one
day and the guy off with the b and it happened.
I think it might have happened.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Just when he comes back, ask him how he lost
his virginity and watch him.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's when he stops talking crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'll ask you. Oh my god, I'll tell you how
I lost mind. You tell me how you lost yours?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Well, I I lost mine to a girl that had
a birth defect. She had a little she had a
literal mane from her neck all the way down her bunghole.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
And it was dark, and it was thick, and it
went all the way down her spot Greek.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Wow, that's a really good question. She had gorgeous crystal
blue eyes. I remember that. And then I, you know,
I went.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And then I mean, I'm a virgin. I went for
the move like you would think you would just get
it done. And I decided to go for the move.
And then I discovered the uh the happy trail.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was down her back.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah yeah. How did you lose yours?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
On the beach in uh Greenport, Greenport, Long Island, Long Island.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
On the beach in Greenport, Long Island. She was a virgin.
I was a verge. Neither one of us knew that
the other one was a virgin. So she was playing
at hardcore.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I was playing at hardcore.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
We were on the beach.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The worst place to have a fuck is on the beach.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It was sand everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah. Wait, yet I barely put it in. I put
it in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I got like two pumps.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
And then and then I and then I was like, uh,
you know something, this isn't working over here.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We gotta go.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Years later, listen to this.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Years later, I shot a little bit.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Years later, I ran into her at a Super Bowl
party and it was two of my ex girlfriends there
and I came back.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I was looking good, I dropped some weight, I was beautiful,
and Uh, She's like, come on, let's go to the
back room. The other two girlfriends I hadn't slept with,
they just dumped me for other dude who had more money.
So I went to the back room with her. We
went at it. She ripped the condom off and chased Yeah,
chased me around the room to kiss me. Right, She said,
(03:50):
I want to give it back you. All right, it's
just you.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
How did you lose you?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Up with you?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, it hasn't happened yet. Told you it's the only
time he shut.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
We do have a Maga hat and it was given
to me by Donald Trump. Really when I worked at
the golf course. That's he has a horrible run. I
was a caddy for many years. He has a horrible swim, horrible,
but he gets it done.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He gets it done.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
He gets it done. We're caddy club.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
I worked at UH and I think it was best
page black and I think I worked a concession stay
all right.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I got so bored one day that I actually whacked
off for people to come by, and.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yet he does know how to swim, and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You're so busy whacking on dry land. You're not taking
swimming lessons.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Why would I take swimming lessons when I drown? I'm
not I might not be an lanthy and I might.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Not have to go. You're definitely not. I don't think
people that don't know how to swim.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I love the beach.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You love well.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
You had sex on the beach. Correct, It's not all
it's cracked up to be. You get the sand in
those weird places, and it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's not fun for anybody. Jesus Christ, all right, why
don't you just drink? What was?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
What was when you first started drinking?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
At BlackBerry brandy? Southern comfort? No, for me, it was
BlackBerry brandy. My my answer is different than.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yours because that's what my dad had his liquor cabinet,
and he never got to it because it's a shitty liquor.
And that's what we grabbed undred percent, and then we
filled it back up with water because we knew he
was never gonna drink it again.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
The first time we ever drank hard liquor.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It was Southern comfort. That's not a.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Bad one as your first what was like, I mean,
so yeah, I agree with you that whatever the hard
liquor that you would drinking was whatever was around.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I probably had.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Uzo first, and it was my mother's first for a toothache.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Like if your tooth dirt, they would give you a
shot at oz. Keep that ship in your mouth. You'd
sit there and cry. Your head with turned purple and
it would burn. And then you you know, you've.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Told three or four.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
You've told three or four stories today and they all
sound like your mom is still trying to kill you.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well, that's the wife she might be trying to kill.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
So Tony p was here a few weeks ago and
we learned that his mom tried to have an abortion
and that's the only reason he's here because the abortion
didn't take. And now you're telling stories where it sounds
like she's like that egg thing that sounds.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Like he asked me what the worst thing I ate,
And that's what it was. It wasn't just me, like
my brother Paut took in the sugar eggs.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No one eats sugar eggs.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Sugar eggs. Man, I'm telling you sugar eggs. Look it up,
sugar eggs. It's a raw egg with sugar and one
scopa cocoa potter.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's the worst thing.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
That's why my teeth rotted out of my head.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So when Matt comes back from his Liquid.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Wars, maybe she needs sugar eggs.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I think when he comes back from his Liquid Wars,
we're gonna do this on.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
A live Sugar eggs sounds like a fraternity clinic.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Listen, this is what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Rolling Stone magazine has come out with the two hundred
and fifty Top Songs the twenty first Century.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay, number nine.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Number nine's Britney Spears hit Me Baby, Toxic, Toxic, That's
what it's done.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Didn't you know that song?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, I know that. Your taxi you fucking you're seeing lately?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
She's wow, bro, she got no makeup, but she's just
fancing underwear all over Instagram.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
No Kevin Federal Line, her ex husband just went on television.
He's saying, I'm worried my kids are gonna wake up
to a dead mother.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
The kids are old, they'll be able to handle it. Finally,
it's when they're younger. If she dropped hopefully. You know
you're really confusing, why because you're you're a tough Greek,
but you're no toxic but fears No, it's not that.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No excuse me, it's not a no toxic. It's saying it.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
You like that, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Ready.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
I'm yeah, now you see you're I'm getting back at
you for Christopher right now.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'm kind of sticking up for bro guys.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Want there there there you know they're penises rubbed my hands?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Uh, I can I can never tell my wife what happened.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
All right, I watch this rock Jesus all, I don't
give a fuck. Oh, I'm so cutting this out of
this number five.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
It's not the list because you don't know the list.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
There's gonna be rock songs. These are stupid pops.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
It's mag it's rolling Stones top songs, but rock song.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It should have been a rock song. Well it's not.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
That's our demo rock song, number five, right, Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Of course all too well you know that, of course
not when I know that.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Song, I would be singing and wearing the found number four.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hurry up through the white stripes that you said that
song wasn't on there you said that I didn't.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Numberfore, numberfore, Number three, Number three Beyonce featuring jay Z
Crazy in Love.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
You look crazy? I do. I do the dance too.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
How about a little penis on your thigh?
Speaker 9 (09:19):
Ron?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
How does that feel.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like he loves you? Like? I have no issue with it.
Matter of fact, I'll tell me days dripping out?
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Number two, it's okay the ya yay yays maps, you
know that's what?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
And the song I don't know, but it's the yeah
yeah ya you.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Called it the ya What's I think it's yeah yeah yeahs.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I think it's not that yeah yeah yea maps. You
know what do you know the yah yas or the
yeah yas?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I know it's yeah. Number one? Oh thank god, I.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Was mister Elliott, hit your freak on.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What she wore? That like blow up a wider fat.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
There was a garbage She wore a gobbage garbage back,
the higher fat.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It was a garbage back. She looked like it was blue.
It was blue, right, she looked like Varuka salt. The
blow a blueberry.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah no, yes, wild, Ron, you are wild.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You're wild.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
It burns one. I p after I go to Indonesia.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
She dances at ten nightclub.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
That's a Boston bar, right, a Boston ship called Tents.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, it's as skanky as it gets.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
There's there.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
I've been in it once and it was winter, but
when you walked in it was humid and it smelled
like low tide in August, everything being rotten front and
so I guess mass and and and God is my witness.
They had an all you can eat free spaghetti buffet.
(11:13):
So there was like a tongs for like it was
just spaghetti with no sauce. And then there was a
just there were two containers, one with a giant tub
of plane spaghetti. And then and then if you went
directly to the right, a big fucking gallon of like
marin they call it Marinaro.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Sauce and that and then I think of cheese. And
that was it. You got three things. It was free.
And then you got to watch these girls who had
like stretch.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Mocks from the fat rolls, stretch mocks from the c
section some of them, some of them, most of them
whistled when they talked because they didn't have the teeth.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh my god, that souves. I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 12 (12:02):
One of the best stakes I ever had was in
a strip club in Dallas.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
They had a thing called uh and then after hours
they had a thing called legs and Eggs.
Speaker 10 (12:12):
Legs and eggs, and at the strip joint that served
the steak, I watched my brother give one of the
dancers strep throat.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
The only reason Drake may that maybe the greatest quarterback
to ever live Tom Brady Hill.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
What this guy's good?
Speaker 8 (12:33):
He's already he's already breaking all the records. He almost
had a perfect passer rating. Last he beat that Josh Allen.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Guy who looks like a who looks like a homo.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Josh Allen looks like a like a rough trick.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
He looked like he's in the closet. I'm sorry, you're
in a fan of runt. I'm a Bills fan.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Do you want to talk about quarterbacks?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Tom Brady now looks like Jim Carrey from the mask As.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, he's not Danny's doing botox because he was married
to a super.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Now I don't Yeah, it's weird. He looks creepy, and
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Bill Belichick's the one who said this is the guy,
so Bill Belichick is the reason Drake May is at
the Patriots. So once again Dad Vada puts his fingers
and things more for.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I know, yeah, that's I know, it's true.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yes, you're so fucking jealous. You know what?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, I kinda you're jealous of You're jealous of Cosson Daily.
You're jealous of fucking who's that guy.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
In the Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Crest.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
You're jealous.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
You're jealous of the Kelsey brothers. You're tellous of Howard Stern.
I'm not jealous of Howard's who are No.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'm not so j lo. Tell me about being a mom?
How do you do it?
Speaker 10 (13:55):
More?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Superstar? And you gotta read your single bomb, aren't you ju?
How do you do it? How do you do it?
But who are you trying to do? It's my interpretation
of Howard and how he changes his voices, Like I
really feel for you. You know, your single mom trying
to make movies? How do you how do you divide
your time between Hollywood and school with your kids? Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Shut up?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
That sounds like a pretty thoughtful question.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
I was listening recently, and then he started to Ben
Still started Ben Stiller like about his drinking, So I
guess you had a drinking problem there.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
What was that all about? Was life a little too
for week? How is your feeling? Wait a minute?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
You know Howard likes to talk to these big superstars
about their feeling.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Wait a minute, you know you you know you just
did what you just did? Chris Foley doing that skit
with with Paul McCarty.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Toe. Hey, you remember when you were with the Beatles.
Let's break down who I'm jealous of? Howard Stern? Jealous?
How you are not? I really not.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
I think you're not being honest because you're certainly jealous.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You're not jealous of his fucking money? Are you fucking crazy?
This guy's worth like one hundred million million more more?
He's pushing the bill. All I had to do is behave,
And all.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
Me and Anthony had to do was get a little
would you would be looking at a billionaire from afar
ry Anthony and I.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I don't want to take anything from your fingers. It's
not a take it.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
It's on your greasy fingers.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Can I take it from the Bill Cosby collection?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Don't touch it. I'll grab my own. It is that
the stay back you've had since the nineties.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Don't worry. We'll take care of you, and you're gonna
be in ice.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
And sleeping.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
In my head. I hear well, thank you that what
bill will make you small? Literally delarious, delarious.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
This is hex Bolt from Industrial Arts Brewing. Up by
your ass there, Garnerville's your tea? Are you drinking a
little great? It's echan Asia, honey. It's good for Industrial
Arts Brewing.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It makes some one that can pull off drinking. By
the way, the only one I'll yank another haul out
of that thing. Ain't front of you? Does that say?
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Hack Bolt has a Nazi and signy.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
That's not It's a lightning bolt, right.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Ride the lightning. Ride the lightning.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's a lightnings bolt.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Looks it's not easy. That's beautiful.
Speaker 13 (16:52):
He's got a head on it. You need to have
head everybody does.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You do a little phone with your beer? A little fall,
all right, A little bit for you, big boy. Bron's
on the floor. He's doing a Richard Pryor. He's trying
to find ship on the floor. Back to the man.
He's crawling around looking for shot. Shut us down, Shut
us down. That's it's happy. That's that's nice, that's happy. Yes,
(17:23):
please please take it, because when when you shut up,
you think it's a little better. Now you love it.
You know what it is? What is it? What is it?
What is it wrong? It's funny?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Takes me to like back to a Chris morning back
in Ashwys.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
He could say that he jokes are funny.
Speaker 13 (17:52):
Yeah, it's damn, oh damn, just what it goes well
with anything?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Do you have a little ship? I would tell over there. Well,
all right, so that's why I'm not drinking. Wait, this
is why you're not drinking. I thought, I'm not drinking
because you have lary.
Speaker 13 (18:07):
Oh oh yeah, yeah that too. Well, this ain't gonna help.
So I got myself a nice little pipe for my
my sister. Is a great gift. Fine, fine gift. I
saw her she'll call me what's that? Video calls just
to show me what she's now smoking and how much
of it. It's really cute, and so I was like,
I was joking about that, and into the frame rises
(18:30):
this pipe.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I think that's the coolest thing. I just saw her the.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Other day for should we went to visit my family
for my wife's birthday. Happy birthday. Jinny, and my sister
is like, here you go. So now I'm smoking weed
all the time and I'm not drinking beer. How does
that sound.
Speaker 12 (18:50):
Like you can pull off that pipe.
Speaker 13 (18:57):
I do believe that Ron has some mental issues that
would have to address very very probably quick.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Cold doctor kovoke. Yeah, yes, yes, good kovoking in here.
Stat My features are too feminine to pull off. Pull off.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
I'll just put it in your mouth, but you pretend
you don't have actually look the part of Yeah, it's
it definitely makes you like a lady ladies features. Oh,
you're gonna give me the end piece, run now.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
The end piece is not the best.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
That's what his roommate says.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Your roommate's gross.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
This is it's like a cheese steak with like spicy chicken.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
Shut the fuck up round. Oh you know what your
opinion though, it's just that's the hard part.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
At least he's hiding it behind the nap.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Yeah, that's nothing sells sandwiches like Ron taking a bike.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was the unbirthing of a rhino. Oh I just
touched your foot. Yeah that kind of felt nice. But
I also like I do a little huffing.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Gasoline, you know, there's a primosong called Lacquerhead. It's just
all about you people faced and rather homely.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh my god, I can see anything going. I can
see it. He wears button down pants anymore. I swear
to god, you look like you.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I can't help it.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I have a roommate. It looks like he's dressing for Halloween.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
And the only accessory you need is a skateboard.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
You look like in a beaf. You said that earlier,
a skateboard. You didn't see my ding dong? Right, I
didn't ding dong. I saw you, dick. I say the
hell you talking about?
Speaker 9 (20:54):
Man?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I thought it was a pimple.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I I saw it. It went at me.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
And by the way, it's wearing a hat.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
He's not Jewish. Oh my god, thanks ry right. It's
just the fuck o man. You look like you're selling bags.
It's true, it's true. I already got I got plenty
of weed.
Speaker 13 (21:20):
Though.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Don't try to push your ship on me. God damn
to push a man. We ended live stream while Ron's
in the bathroom. He's oh, he's running you.
Speaker 13 (21:28):
It sounds so gross when he runs p limerty plaity,
p limitty plavity.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I'm making a peepy. That's my ron part. Good. It's
pretty good.
Speaker 14 (21:37):
Our wives have almost the same birthday, almost the same
as it's like basically the same as what they don't
want the same birthday.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Twenty twenty three or twenty one and twenty two twenty Yeah,
so here's twenty one.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
Mine's twenty two years old. Jim got a you got
a new iPhone? Ane's old. Here's years is old.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's not old.
Speaker 14 (21:54):
Here's his old play nine. No, your wife's twenty one.
My wife's twenty two. Yeah, right that, yes, that's ouble there.
And I've been and I uh and I've been married
very for five years.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I've been married. Are you old enough to have a
cell phone? Just a new iPhone? iPhone? A couple of birthdays?
Ald one, she graduates and and you know, like sometimes
you gotta violating something for her birthday. I love you, Jim.
You guys should swamp.
Speaker 13 (22:28):
All right, Next bread chase, next birthday. We just do
the do the d in a box thing.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I gotta touch the fa Oh man, you got laryngitis.
I got a touch of the feedback. So what's the remedy?
Oh you got a parking ticket? You love. I should
have been way cooler and not looked.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I'm a job walker.
Speaker 15 (22:57):
I like the one on one build a relationship with
the clients, and the clients.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Are the dogs.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
Do you ever build a relationship with the mommy?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Have you ever had a relationship with the mommy?
Speaker 15 (23:13):
I've walked to cheating and I turned around and walk away.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
And mouth shut. You walk into cheating, you walk.
Speaker 15 (23:22):
Into the apartment and some ship. No, I didn't see anything.
I didn't see any other man. I'm fine. Did you
ever want to steal one?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (23:36):
Absolutely, It's in the contracts have to sign a contract
with me, So it.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Sucks were you he put in the contract?
Speaker 15 (23:43):
So if you pass away and your wife passes away,
your dog, your dog goes to.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Me, not your children. So if you then I decide.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
This is my question to you, said, what is your
technique to pick it up? All that dog ship? Like?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Like you must be an asked for that on your
like you get it on you.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Let me see, let me see, let me see. Those
are surgical gloves. See, that's what I'm saying here us.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Because most people use plastic bagag.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
But so what if it's fucking running?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
What if it's so fucking running lead that ship on
the side.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You know, squeeze, you know a hanky hankerchief?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What you you're in the handkerchiefs.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You're picking up someone and you guys, you guys don't
carry a handkerchief.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Not the not not the pick up liquid dog ship.
Well no, I'm not saying that I pick up dog
ship with the handkerchief.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
None of you three gentlemen have the handkerchief. No one
asked me about the handkerchief. My dad had a handkerchief.
Speaker 12 (24:47):
It was the most disgusted I loved my dad, but
it was the most disgusting thing ever. You you blow,
He would put the handkerchief back in his pocket like
the Boomers magically went away. And know that if you
had a problem on your face, he would pull out
his handkerchiefs.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
And you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Have the cold spot.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
No, no, no, See that's the thing because when you
said your father would put it away, right, where did
your hand go?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Your hand went to the breast pocket his dad. The
breast pocket is for you. The back pocket is for her.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Two handkerchiefs to this guy you brought is for you.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You're playing checkers.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
This guy's playing chess. This guy's playing chess.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
With my God. That's why, that's why you have this.
The pocket square, the pocket square, Burgers.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
The back pocket is for when a lady a demsel.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Right, alright, you're talking to brother, take care of I'll
shake your hand.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No, no, you pick up dogship brot hand.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Sanitize the run by the way.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
You know he don't use the gloves.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Alright, I'm gonna go
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