November 28, 2025 • 26 mins
Trippin is a SUPERCUT of the Opie Radio podcast LIVE from Gebhards.
VIDEO VERSION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXd_Gd4cdsM
The most insane Trippin yet.
Ron drops the full story of his Russian-Jewish mafia enforcer uncle who snapped arms like twigs and got thrown out of a Cadillac doing 85 mph.
Tony P defends his “nipple rings forever” life choice.
The crew debates the official prison rule: 10 days = WHAT ARE YOU DOING?, life sentence = still straight.
Plus degenerate gambling disasters, mom betting on which greyhound takes a dump first, and the legendary Verrazano Bridge pee-blowing-back-in-my-own-face finale.Classic no-filter Opie Radio madness with Opie, Tony P and Ron the Waiter, Matt and Millie.
VIDEO VERSION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXd_Gd4cdsM
The most insane Trippin yet.
Ron drops the full story of his Russian-Jewish mafia enforcer uncle who snapped arms like twigs and got thrown out of a Cadillac doing 85 mph.
Tony P defends his “nipple rings forever” life choice.
The crew debates the official prison rule: 10 days = WHAT ARE YOU DOING?, life sentence = still straight.
Plus degenerate gambling disasters, mom betting on which greyhound takes a dump first, and the legendary Verrazano Bridge pee-blowing-back-in-my-own-face finale.Classic no-filter Opie Radio madness with Opie, Tony P and Ron the Waiter, Matt and Millie.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up, Millie? What do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right around the corner?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Do you want a fat suit for for for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Really yeah, she wants a Wednesday thing.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Like oh, I thought she said a Wednesday date? Like what,
what's a Wednesday date?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
That's enough? Everybody stopped.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Well she was Wednesday for Halloween. Looking at her, she
was Wednesday for Halloween. I see Wednesday. I see the
Wednesday Wednesday. Oh damn, she's got the Wednesday. So she
wants a fat suit for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Then she said, what did you say? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I don't like fat people? You know what with those
epic I think you're allowed to say that.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You can say.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I think you're allowed to say it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Anyway, We're here and uh get fat.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It's uh it rained all day. Ron almost didn't make
it because of his basement. Uh what what?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Almost?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
If you have a basement apartment in Astoria, you're gonna
get flooded out. I have a video of the water
rushing in. It is in your apartment. Yeah, we were
in a hotel for a month.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
That's how bad it was. I was it was how.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Much damage to your apartment? Thirty seven cents worth of damage.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Have you seen my bed?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Just just to let you know, before the flood, my
mattress had no stains on it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh, it's Halloweenoween.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I just remember. I hate that holiday, bro, I hate it.
I don't have to. You don't like Halloween. I used
to like Halloween.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
You don't enjoy having a pumpkin and getting all the
gooey pumpkin guts in the sny.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
No, I'm married. I don't have to do those things.
Do you understand? I don't have to do those things.
That's a vagiana next to me every night.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And I approved this.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Finally you did. Finally you go one fucking right.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Trumpet China getting along and Putin's like, well, look what
I do now? And now he's basically announcing to the
world that he's got a underwater drone nuclear weapon that
he could just move towards any coastline and just detonate.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well, then that would cause the tsunami.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's fun for everybody, right, Is that what's really happening?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You should start watching the news again. Crazy, I have
a smile on my face. I go to bed.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
I'll let you guys worry about and wrinkle and wrinkle
the funk up.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm good where I'm at. I don't if the tsunami comes,
then I don't want to see you coming. How about
that they're all.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Living in sarahcuse me with Jim Morrison.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Don't start that Morrison is not living in Syracuse.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I told you, yes, no, he's not tech. You of
Jim Morrison. He works at the high school.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
He's the janitor.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Just because they have a documentary on it doesn't mean
it's real.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
They call him Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
My wife goes you wouldn't do well in jail.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
Jails gonna protect me, Tony.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I have a feeling if you were in prison, because
you're a go looking guy.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
To lift a minute.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
You got the joy, Tony, you got the joy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Go ron.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
If he was my cell mate, I would be overcome.
If you were my cellmate, would be buddies.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Tony, you got the George Michael bid I have.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I'm not turning gay for you and you can't overtaken
you understand.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Would have Wait? Is it gay if you're in jail.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Though, I mean depends on how much. If you're overnight,
you know what I mean, I'm overnight.
Speaker 8 (03:18):
I'm gonna sucker No, I don't know if it's gay
if you're doing life and how if.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
You're doing life, Yeah, but if you're doing you know,
ten days, you can't be like, oh well I went
in there.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It was so tough.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I go, well, well wait, wait, wait for.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Tony. You make a very good point. If you're in
for life, If you're life, I don't think it's gay.
If you're in for ten days and you are, yeah,
and you turned.
Speaker 9 (03:43):
Into you went in there to be gay, you understand
you only have a ten days to submit to being straight.
It's like, ah, you know, I want to be gay,
so let me go to jail for a little while.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's not gay. That doesn't work that way.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Imagine you're in for ten days and you're doing and
everyone's looking at you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Like what that you're yeah yet Sunday, you idiots, You're
absolutely right. It's a stigma though.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Right If your wife came to you and said, you
know something, I was with Linda and we were doing
laundry and you know, nipples got hot and I kind
of got turned on. One thing led to another, you'd
be okay with that. But you can't say, I, you know,
if I was with Tony p and you know, we
were sucking at Starbucks and he had to use the bathroom,
and I went in there with him and figured that
(04:27):
why not your game.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Fucking double standards, man, double standards suckay for life.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You go one way as a guy you gave.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Listen to me. I jumped the turnstiles two days ago.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Good for you, bro, So I jumped.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
It's impressive on all levels that you could actually jump
a turnstow.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, it took three tries.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm not even joking. You stumbled over a turns now
you didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I had a water bottle that I was carrying for
my daughter who was having a volleyball match downtown. I
go to the subway system to find out they changed
the whole goddamn system.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Now you gotta get an act on your phone, and
you gotta and then and then you gotta like link.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It to a bank account. And I'm like, the game
starts at fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So I jumped the fucking turnstile.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But it took three tries, and I dropped the water
bottle and went Cli client Klang, and everyone.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Went, oh, that's not good.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
So meanwhile he's and that's why he wants to vote
for mom, Donny.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Because I know what Donnie.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
This is all I know.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
About the prison stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I my uncle went to prison for what because he
was mafia killed people when he can't.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait you can't you go wait,
you can't. As you go, mafia killed people a little casual.
My uncle didn't kill people.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
My my uncle was in Walpole, was in and out
of Walpole State Prison in Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Why she's a pleasure, it was, Oh, she's a pleasure,
hated more than his parents. I'm wearing this for three works. Yeah,
here we go, Come on, here we go. Just make
your eye watering for why do you have that? Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
This hack gets me laid. I go home and I.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Our uber drivers.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, dude, you look like you're ready to clean a chimney. Dude,
you're the You're the post Jim chimney chimney.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You're the poster at La Guardia where they say, do
not trust this guy for a ride.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It's a local joke.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Here we go, Danny sleeve one. That's our choice, one,
that's your choices.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Cuomo's got to do nipple rings for Cuamo.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You as got the nipple. Go ahead, you want to
grab a pugget, let it out, rab it out on, bro?
What do you got nipple?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Because I did it when I was twenty one and
I never took it out.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I got like I had to them. Yeah yeaholm here yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
But I wanted to get a tattoo and I was like, ah,
let me get a nipple ring. You gotta understand I
didn't look like this. I was fucking jack that hadn't
what's wrong with your face?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Ryn, I don't know any guy to get nipple fucking rings.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Well now you do, and you have known somebody? What
because I was on the cover, Am I supposed to
feel some kind of way? I didn't know anybody who
lived in a fucking railroad apartment with a gay guy.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
But I don't have a nipple RINGA.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You's the nipple like you like to get the nipple
sucked like she tugs on it.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
But it's like annoying. It's like, don't tug on it.
It's just there for. I don't know what it's there for.
It's just there. It's not to get read no way.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Why would I get rid of just get rid of
nipple rings forever, baby, nipple rings forever.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That you don't have that every day.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Let me go back to Ron, like we casually blew
off Rod's story that he has an uncole that was
in the mafia, that was a hit man, right.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
If you want a tall pole, he had to be
a hit They think he had seven murder seven hits
under his belt. He was the enforcer for the Jewish
mob in Boston. They think he had seven hits under
his belt. He he spent seventeen years in and out
of walls. I had a friend who went to prison.
(08:14):
He did three and a half months. And when he
came out, yeah, three three and a half months. Like
we said earlier, line a line, so madonnas Madonna.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Ron's trying to tell the story of the night and
we just can't get it out.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
No, that didn't jump up prison.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I just I had an uncle who was in and
out of Wall State, walstap wallpoall Pole State prison, off
and off for seventeen years.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
He was a Russian Jew.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Back then it was the Soviet Union, and the Soviet
Union finally let all the fucking Jews out, so all
these Russian Jews came to Israel. He was in Special Forces, thick,
hairy Russian like each finger was this this stick. You know,
those fucking giants literally could chama chama, chame your tail
(09:20):
off and literally kill you.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
At the same time, my father and Moistyu Supusnik were we're.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Coming out of We're coming out of the combat zone
at three thirty, you know the combat zone of course
in Boston where Chinatown is three thirty in the morning.
They're coming out of a fucking illegal Poka cod game
and they're leaving.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I don't know if you know, like the combat zone China.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
That's how that's.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Fucking a rough play.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
So my father and Moistyusu Pusnik are leaving a cog
game at three thirty in the morning. You know, this
fucking hook is this and they're walking and there's three
African Americans behind them, and they're following them and they're
gonna get jobs. And my father's five five, four hundred pounds.
(10:11):
My father can't get out of the way himself.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Kenny Kenny stunned back. He was a heavy at rarely acts.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I can't even do it, Kenny Kenny stun back, stun back,
bog Bonny Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I take care of anything, and.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
My father goes he just he just walked towards these
three black guys and just he said, he like like
he picked them up like rag dolls, just fucking throwing them,
punching them.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
He said, breaking arms. Bo't bonny, Kenny, don't I don't
kind of don't be don't be nervous, Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Nothing's gonna be afraid of.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
I been right back and he just fucking wiped out
these Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So what happened to your uncle?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
This is how because my uncle had several uh murders
under his belt.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
He was imagine he was on I ninety five in
the back of a con Cadillac convertible and he was
in the backseat and they stabbed him and threw him out.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
They stabbed him going eighty five miles down the highway.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Opened up the door and kicked him out.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Did who did the It was like a retribution because
he killed somebody he really shouldn't have killed.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
So they had to.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Your uncle is so, yeah, this is true? No, can
we look it up prison most you're supposed to. So
he he did something he wasn't supposed to do. Moish
so pusnik uncle. Yes, he's the reason my father got
involved in the Jewish mafia because he married my father's
sister and he gave my father the money to open
(11:50):
up his first by and because they the mafia gave
my father the money, they put five video poker machines
in the basement that they were hanging off on.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Then they put three juke boxes candy that they cigarette machines.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
God is my witness.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
If you go to those six states, which is New England,
and you put money in a vending machine, more likely
than not that is going into the Jewish mobs parking.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
That's their racket.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Hold on, then why are you living in a fucking
basement apartment in the story that's that floods out?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Because my father's a de janeriate campbeller. My father's dead
this show, by the way, most you know you can
read this here, bro.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
It doesn't add up, bro right, doesn't add out that
your dad didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Have a little money.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
And Kennedy, why are you living in a basement apartment?
I mean, what are you shun you So for the
people that don't.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Know, Bron's mom's now a lesbian shacked up with the
Kennedy money, there's always a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
There's money there and and there's money from your dad
being in the fucking mom.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
My father would not give me any money to go
to Northeastern University.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And you lose.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
And he well, he was a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
He was a jail me.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
I want a stick, Give me a stick for Scott
watch to Peter Gallery.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
If Peter Gallery just said it's because he was a
jail kinda.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
By the way, Tony's relatively new to our group. And
if you don't know, Tony is not supposed to be
here because his mom decided to abort him. The abortion
didn't work. And that's why we have this lovely human
being in front of us with the nipple rings and
the three dollars Jimmy Hendricks t shirt and the seventy
five dollars parking ticket.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
You know you're a degenerate gambler when your mother spent
her summer with her little child at the dog track.
I spent my summer at the Greyhound dog track with
my mother in New Hampshire. And my mother was such
a de general gambler. She lost everything, She robbed my father,
(13:57):
but she would she would open up my father's register
at the bar, take a handful of money, go.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Caddamn taking the kick to the pack the dog, pack
the dog pock.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
My mother was such a bad gambler.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
She would go to the staging area with a where
the kennel's word and the last fucking dog to take
a shitter a piss.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
She would bet on, thinking that the dog would win
because it was lighter.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
That was my mother's philosophy.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
God, I used to be a degenerate gambler, but not
that bad of it, your general gambler. I mean, the
worst I ever did was make my wife, or was
my girlfriend at the time, sleep in the fucking car
that had no heat while I was finishing up at
the tables.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Can I can I Tony?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Can I say something? Tony?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Come on over here? Come on?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I feel like your whites are saying, she.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Doesn't wait wait wait wait wait stop I got all
over here for a second.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You were such a degenerate gambler that you made her
sleep in the car as you continue to try to
win back all your money.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Where was the casino? Where do you go?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Fucking new It was in the fucking New England area.
Wherever the fox was the Mohican son I burned no joke.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
If I burned probably a good five to six years
of my life gambling.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
What were you playing?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
What was your game? Blackjack? The Dallad guys knew me,
My dealers knew my name. No, but if you you can,
if you'll tell you, I'll tell you the end. This
is where it ended. How bad, how bad your wife
left you? This is where it ended.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
I called the last credit card company because I found
the credit card.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
I was like, all right, the last credit card company
on the last night that I did that. I mean,
I've gambled since, but I'm not nowhere near that. I
called up and I said, I need a fucking credit increase,
credit limit increase. They had already increased my credit limit
five thousand dollars that night, immediately.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So I was in for maybe ten grand on that
credit card. And she says, excuse me, you know we've
already increased your limit. Uh you know how much? Like
you know, what do you do for a living? I
was like, I'm I was boughtended. I managed a bar.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
She goes, well, how do you plan to pay this bat?
I said, I swear to God, my cousin can verify
a dollar and a dream.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And I hung up on They got nothing, and that
was it. You're able to walk away more or less,
not walking.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Never walked away. He never walked away, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
But I haven't been that. I mean that the house
would be in fucking hawk right now if I had
done that. I don't do that no more. Your wife
just said you have temper tantrums at the casino.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Give me one.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, she's your your.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Wife's life full of ship, your wife full of ship.
I had a temper tantrum. We were on some fucking
Caribbean island. There was fuck all to do. We were
sick and tired. Mouth is wide over.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Your wife is about to leave right now.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Your her mouth is wide open, and she list you
have for five minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
But we were in turks and cakeos.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
We would love turs and cakeos.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I love tex and cacos too, But there's not much
to do.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
When you say your husband had a temper tantrum, like
how bad? Like like like like a like a little kid.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I'm talking to him and I'm like, we have to
go back to the hotel. There's no more money, Like
we're done, We're done gambling.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
No, I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Everybody's staring at us like a child.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I didn't want to go home like a little to
get turned down.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
The come on.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
That you didn't want to leave, you know?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And you know what they needed to and cacos. Let
me tell you what they needed tex and cacos. Some
Asian massage, paulas that's what they need in touch and cacos.
They need Asian massage, Paul and TuS and cacos. She said,
you know what, you know what, Tony, this is what
I realized. I think your wife truly loves you. I
truly love I feel like you're talking about what I'm saying.
(17:55):
You wouldn't want to fall in love with me? Dream
me on, I do got dreaming.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
We got eyes.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
They told me that don't look at me like that.
You don't look at me.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Ron, Your wife just said you have sad eyes.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, that's because I'm married. You understand I come home
with happy eyes. If I come home with happy eyes.
This Oh what the fuck happened to you today?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You got you? You look to you look you know something?
You don't too much of a good mood. What did
you do today? What happened to you today? I got
bedroom minds. That's what I had my ex fiance, and I.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Don't think I was very You had an ex fiance
before her, Yes, I sure did.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I met her on the subway, on the subway nine
Street station. Sure.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh you remember the exact location.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
She was hot at the time. Listen to this one.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
You ever see the movie Fight Club? Sure do you
remember the scene when Brad Pitt's.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Supposed to be sleeping with the girl? Okay, that was
a body double, and the guy who was that body double.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
Was the guy she left me for. She used to
work for Playgirl magazine. And I've seen this dude naked bro.
He had a hammer, a hammered the size of my
arm bro with the fucking Prince Albert.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
He was hung in from a tree like this, and
it was like that, and he had the Prince Albert.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
So your ex fiance left you for a Brad Pitt lookalike.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
He was.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
She worked for play Girl and he was Playgirl's Man
of the Year.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Hold on your ex dude, I swear to god, you
used to get mad at me. Oh you don't take
no interest in what I do for a living. I'm like,
you want me to look at naked dudes with tagging out. Hey,
that's good. I don't think I should be fucking engaged
to you. I think I should be engaged to him.
I think I should be in jail for more than
a month.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
You have huge thumbs. Wow, I need Yeah, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Look that ron, you're you're on your arm.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I don't normally I know that's what I'm saying. What
come over here? I don't think it's I think it's
(20:17):
half of them.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's I don't know what's going.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That's how mine was bad. All right, Stop showing off
with your Greek thumb. Yeah, I got a big Greek
got big. You got a big Greek thumb, bro, I
can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Jesus, shut up.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
You want to see what my weanamma looks like. Yeah,
that's literally that's it's it's almost identical.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Can I tell you something? Women find it, dude.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
It's so cute.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Women like to give a little kisses. What happened to
your now?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
For her pleasure? All right?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And I have two different thumbs. It can'ts That's the
craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Thumb thumb.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
So this is my father's side and this is my
mother's side.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
No, it's true, by the way, so hold on. You
mean your father has a thumb like that, your mother
has a thumb like that. Yes, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
That's the craziest thing I've been there.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Nothing happened. And by the way, my right leg is
shorter than my left leg. My right thumb is shorter
than my my my right testicle is a little shorter
than my left test It's the whole right side of
my body is shorter. I had hip surgery. They had
to extend my leg. I had hip surgery because my
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leg was shorter and I wore the bone out person
So that was hobo.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's my right leg.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
That's my left leg literally, so they had to move
it up.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You were definitely born from pre com Oh my, hey,
what did you say? What are you bought from pre companies?
After the watch?
Speaker 11 (22:17):
And we're gonna give you a mic suit? God, can
you tell jo if you were the sperm, if you
were the sperm that made it. I don't even want
to see the ones that didn't.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I have a question though, yes, and I might, you know,
let out on a little bit of my stupiding. If
you when was this country founded?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Fourteen fourteen seventeen seventy seven, So there.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Was a barracks from the sixteen hundred? Correct who built the.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Barrage before America was founded. We were here. We found
it because we beat the British.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You don't know that we were doing America before America started.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Kate doesn't watch television.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
We were doing America.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Wasn't officially.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
We were here.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We were doing America. It just wasn't official.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
We seventeen seventy six is because we beat the.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
British called Amsterdam.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
We were doing America before America, before officials America.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Fuck yeah, by balls. I got excited.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Clean up.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I hope together.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
That was a clean up. I got excited.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
You might have a fucking arugula. It's a little moist.
I'm gonna be honest with you that with the game, roommate,
that was a lot tighter than anybody thought it would.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm glad life brought us together.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Run Ron, You didn't tell the story.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
What happens on the bridge, and then what happens is
is people start leaning off the side of the Arizona.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Because everyone's taking.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Everyone's taking a tinkle and you're on a You're on
an extension expansion bridge two point three miles.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Wide, over over the over the bay.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Do you know windy it is?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Do you know windy it is?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I remember, first of all, before I even peepee, I'm
getting I'm getting I'm getting splashed in the face.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I'm getting splashed, and.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
I'm thinking, because I'm getting your blash, and I'm thinking
it's from.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The ocean, and it's a nice ocean breeze. It's I'm
thinking it's I think it's an ocean miss.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Yes, and and.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And I go to peepee, and I see my stream.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Go and then turn up and hit me right in
the face like my own.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
My flying jack. Dude. You see Tony P.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He's our new friend brother. Great job, Tony P. Something,
Tony P.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Comedy on Autio, Compedy on Instagram, Tony Poppa Dog on Facebook.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
P A P A d O.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
G Ron Berman and.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Ron Berman The Marathon, The Marathon Extraordinaire. When you think
of Ron Berman, you think of the Marathon Man. By
the way, The Marathon Man starring Dustin Hoffman.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Very good movie. I'm rap battling.
Speaker 12 (25:37):
Biggity Boom Bam biggity boom bam dam Biggody bottoms up,
chiggity cheers to Sam Malone, Stolone, David Cohne. I got
more props thon Tracy Lord's got moans because I'm the
iggity instigator.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Bring myself in with the fada.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
You want to step to this, I'll serve your ass
like Darth Vader Lada later Yo, past the hot potato.
Your styles are sold and played. You may as well
be watching bita maggody Max Oliggitty Lax. Listen as I
kicked the fact the tikety title that your tax tiggity
just got wax, because like the Wiggity Wizard of Oz,
I'll take it up in a storm and like Ll says,
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I'm jiggedy just getting warm.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Oh yeah, Tony P.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
I met this little curly.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Her hair was kind of curly.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
I went to my house to bust her out, and
I had to leave her early.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Bye guys,
What's up, Millie? What do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right around the corner?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Do you want a fat suit for for for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Really yeah, she wants a Wednesday thing.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Like oh, I thought she said a Wednesday date? Like what,
what's a Wednesday date?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
That's enough? Everybody stopped.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Well she was Wednesday for Halloween. Looking at her, she
was Wednesday for Halloween. I see Wednesday. I see the
Wednesday Wednesday. Oh damn, she's got the Wednesday. So she
wants a fat suit for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Then she said, what did you say? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I don't like fat people? You know what with those
epic I think you're allowed to say that.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You can say.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I think you're allowed to say it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Anyway, We're here and uh get fat.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It's uh it rained all day. Ron almost didn't make
it because of his basement. Uh what what?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Almost?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
If you have a basement apartment in Astoria, you're gonna
get flooded out. I have a video of the water
rushing in. It is in your apartment. Yeah, we were
in a hotel for a month.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
That's how bad it was. I was it was how.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Much damage to your apartment? Thirty seven cents worth of damage.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Have you seen my bed?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Just just to let you know, before the flood, my
mattress had no stains on it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh, it's Halloweenoween.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I just remember. I hate that holiday, bro, I hate it.
I don't have to. You don't like Halloween. I used
to like Halloween.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
You don't enjoy having a pumpkin and getting all the
gooey pumpkin guts in the sny.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
No, I'm married. I don't have to do those things.
Do you understand? I don't have to do those things.
That's a vagiana next to me every night.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And I approved this.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Finally you did. Finally you go one fucking right.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Trumpet China getting along and Putin's like, well, look what
I do now? And now he's basically announcing to the
world that he's got a underwater drone nuclear weapon that
he could just move towards any coastline and just detonate.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well, then that would cause the tsunami.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's fun for everybody, right, Is that what's really happening?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You should start watching the news again. Crazy, I have
a smile on my face. I go to bed.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
I'll let you guys worry about and wrinkle and wrinkle
the funk up.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm good where I'm at. I don't if the tsunami comes,
then I don't want to see you coming. How about
that they're all.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Living in sarahcuse me with Jim Morrison.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Don't start that Morrison is not living in Syracuse.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I told you, yes, no, he's not tech. You of
Jim Morrison. He works at the high school.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
He's the janitor.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Just because they have a documentary on it doesn't mean
it's real.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
They call him Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
My wife goes you wouldn't do well in jail.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
Jails gonna protect me, Tony.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I have a feeling if you were in prison, because
you're a go looking guy.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
To lift a minute.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
You got the joy, Tony, you got the joy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Go ron.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
If he was my cell mate, I would be overcome.
If you were my cellmate, would be buddies.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Tony, you got the George Michael bid I have.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I'm not turning gay for you and you can't overtaken
you understand.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Would have Wait? Is it gay if you're in jail.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Though, I mean depends on how much. If you're overnight,
you know what I mean, I'm overnight.
Speaker 8 (03:18):
I'm gonna sucker No, I don't know if it's gay
if you're doing life and how if.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
You're doing life, Yeah, but if you're doing you know,
ten days, you can't be like, oh well I went
in there.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It was so tough.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I go, well, well wait, wait, wait for.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Tony. You make a very good point. If you're in
for life, If you're life, I don't think it's gay.
If you're in for ten days and you are, yeah,
and you turned.
Speaker 9 (03:43):
Into you went in there to be gay, you understand
you only have a ten days to submit to being straight.
It's like, ah, you know, I want to be gay,
so let me go to jail for a little while.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's not gay. That doesn't work that way.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Imagine you're in for ten days and you're doing and
everyone's looking at you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Like what that you're yeah yet Sunday, you idiots, You're
absolutely right. It's a stigma though.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Right If your wife came to you and said, you
know something, I was with Linda and we were doing
laundry and you know, nipples got hot and I kind
of got turned on. One thing led to another, you'd
be okay with that. But you can't say, I, you know,
if I was with Tony p and you know, we
were sucking at Starbucks and he had to use the bathroom,
and I went in there with him and figured that
(04:27):
why not your game.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Fucking double standards, man, double standards suckay for life.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You go one way as a guy you gave.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Listen to me. I jumped the turnstiles two days ago.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Good for you, bro, So I jumped.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
It's impressive on all levels that you could actually jump
a turnstow.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, it took three tries.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm not even joking. You stumbled over a turns now
you didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I had a water bottle that I was carrying for
my daughter who was having a volleyball match downtown. I
go to the subway system to find out they changed
the whole goddamn system.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Now you gotta get an act on your phone, and
you gotta and then and then you gotta like link.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It to a bank account. And I'm like, the game
starts at fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So I jumped the fucking turnstile.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But it took three tries, and I dropped the water
bottle and went Cli client Klang, and everyone.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Went, oh, that's not good.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
So meanwhile he's and that's why he wants to vote
for mom, Donny.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Because I know what Donnie.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
This is all I know.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
About the prison stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I my uncle went to prison for what because he
was mafia killed people when he can't.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait you can't you go wait,
you can't. As you go, mafia killed people a little casual.
My uncle didn't kill people.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
My my uncle was in Walpole, was in and out
of Walpole State Prison in Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Why she's a pleasure, it was, Oh, she's a pleasure,
hated more than his parents. I'm wearing this for three works. Yeah,
here we go, Come on, here we go. Just make
your eye watering for why do you have that? Uh?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
This hack gets me laid. I go home and I.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Our uber drivers.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, dude, you look like you're ready to clean a chimney. Dude,
you're the You're the post Jim chimney chimney.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You're the poster at La Guardia where they say, do
not trust this guy for a ride.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It's a local joke.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Here we go, Danny sleeve one. That's our choice, one,
that's your choices.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Cuomo's got to do nipple rings for Cuamo.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You as got the nipple. Go ahead, you want to
grab a pugget, let it out, rab it out on, bro?
What do you got nipple?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Because I did it when I was twenty one and
I never took it out.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I got like I had to them. Yeah yeaholm here yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
But I wanted to get a tattoo and I was like, ah,
let me get a nipple ring. You gotta understand I
didn't look like this. I was fucking jack that hadn't
what's wrong with your face?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Ryn, I don't know any guy to get nipple fucking rings.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Well now you do, and you have known somebody? What
because I was on the cover, Am I supposed to
feel some kind of way? I didn't know anybody who
lived in a fucking railroad apartment with a gay guy.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
But I don't have a nipple RINGA.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You's the nipple like you like to get the nipple
sucked like she tugs on it.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
But it's like annoying. It's like, don't tug on it.
It's just there for. I don't know what it's there for.
It's just there. It's not to get read no way.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Why would I get rid of just get rid of
nipple rings forever, baby, nipple rings forever.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That you don't have that every day.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Let me go back to Ron, like we casually blew
off Rod's story that he has an uncole that was
in the mafia, that was a hit man, right.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
If you want a tall pole, he had to be
a hit They think he had seven murder seven hits
under his belt. He was the enforcer for the Jewish
mob in Boston. They think he had seven hits under
his belt. He he spent seventeen years in and out
of walls. I had a friend who went to prison.
(08:14):
He did three and a half months. And when he
came out, yeah, three three and a half months. Like
we said earlier, line a line, so madonnas Madonna.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Ron's trying to tell the story of the night and
we just can't get it out.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
No, that didn't jump up prison.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I just I had an uncle who was in and
out of Wall State, walstap wallpoall Pole State prison, off
and off for seventeen years.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
He was a Russian Jew.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Back then it was the Soviet Union, and the Soviet
Union finally let all the fucking Jews out, so all
these Russian Jews came to Israel. He was in Special Forces, thick,
hairy Russian like each finger was this this stick. You know,
those fucking giants literally could chama chama, chame your tail
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off and literally kill you.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
At the same time, my father and Moistyu Supusnik were we're.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Coming out of We're coming out of the combat zone
at three thirty, you know the combat zone of course
in Boston where Chinatown is three thirty in the morning.
They're coming out of a fucking illegal Poka cod game
and they're leaving.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I don't know if you know, like the combat zone China.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
That's how that's.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Fucking a rough play.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
So my father and Moistyusu Pusnik are leaving a cog
game at three thirty in the morning. You know, this
fucking hook is this and they're walking and there's three
African Americans behind them, and they're following them and they're
gonna get jobs. And my father's five five, four hundred pounds.
(10:11):
My father can't get out of the way himself.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Kenny Kenny stunned back. He was a heavy at rarely acts.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I can't even do it, Kenny Kenny stun back, stun back,
bog Bonny Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I take care of anything, and.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
My father goes he just he just walked towards these
three black guys and just he said, he like like
he picked them up like rag dolls, just fucking throwing them,
punching them.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
He said, breaking arms. Bo't bonny, Kenny, don't I don't
kind of don't be don't be nervous, Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Nothing's gonna be afraid of.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
I been right back and he just fucking wiped out
these Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So what happened to your uncle?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
This is how because my uncle had several uh murders
under his belt.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
He was imagine he was on I ninety five in
the back of a con Cadillac convertible and he was
in the backseat and they stabbed him and threw him out.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
They stabbed him going eighty five miles down the highway.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Opened up the door and kicked him out.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Did who did the It was like a retribution because
he killed somebody he really shouldn't have killed.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
So they had to.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Your uncle is so, yeah, this is true? No, can
we look it up prison most you're supposed to. So
he he did something he wasn't supposed to do. Moish
so pusnik uncle. Yes, he's the reason my father got
involved in the Jewish mafia because he married my father's
sister and he gave my father the money to open
(11:50):
up his first by and because they the mafia gave
my father the money, they put five video poker machines
in the basement that they were hanging off on.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Then they put three juke boxes candy that they cigarette machines.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
God is my witness.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
If you go to those six states, which is New England,
and you put money in a vending machine, more likely
than not that is going into the Jewish mobs parking.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
That's their racket.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Hold on, then why are you living in a fucking
basement apartment in the story that's that floods out?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Because my father's a de janeriate campbeller. My father's dead
this show, by the way, most you know you can
read this here, bro.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
It doesn't add up, bro right, doesn't add out that
your dad didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Have a little money.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
And Kennedy, why are you living in a basement apartment?
I mean, what are you shun you So for the
people that don't.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Know, Bron's mom's now a lesbian shacked up with the
Kennedy money, there's always a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
There's money there and and there's money from your dad
being in the fucking mom.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
My father would not give me any money to go
to Northeastern University.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And you lose.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
And he well, he was a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
He was a jail me.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
I want a stick, Give me a stick for Scott
watch to Peter Gallery.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
If Peter Gallery just said it's because he was a
jail kinda.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
By the way, Tony's relatively new to our group. And
if you don't know, Tony is not supposed to be
here because his mom decided to abort him. The abortion
didn't work. And that's why we have this lovely human
being in front of us with the nipple rings and
the three dollars Jimmy Hendricks t shirt and the seventy
five dollars parking ticket.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
You know you're a degenerate gambler when your mother spent
her summer with her little child at the dog track.
I spent my summer at the Greyhound dog track with
my mother in New Hampshire. And my mother was such
a de general gambler. She lost everything, She robbed my father,
(13:57):
but she would she would open up my father's register
at the bar, take a handful of money, go.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Caddamn taking the kick to the pack the dog, pack
the dog pock.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
My mother was such a bad gambler.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
She would go to the staging area with a where
the kennel's word and the last fucking dog to take
a shitter a piss.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
She would bet on, thinking that the dog would win
because it was lighter.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
That was my mother's philosophy.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
God, I used to be a degenerate gambler, but not
that bad of it, your general gambler. I mean, the
worst I ever did was make my wife, or was
my girlfriend at the time, sleep in the fucking car
that had no heat while I was finishing up at
the tables.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Can I can I Tony?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Can I say something? Tony?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Come on over here? Come on?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I feel like your whites are saying, she.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Doesn't wait wait wait wait wait stop I got all
over here for a second.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You were such a degenerate gambler that you made her
sleep in the car as you continue to try to
win back all your money.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Where was the casino? Where do you go?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Fucking new It was in the fucking New England area.
Wherever the fox was the Mohican son I burned no joke.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
If I burned probably a good five to six years
of my life gambling.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
What were you playing?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
What was your game? Blackjack? The Dallad guys knew me,
My dealers knew my name. No, but if you you can,
if you'll tell you, I'll tell you the end. This
is where it ended. How bad, how bad your wife
left you? This is where it ended.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
I called the last credit card company because I found
the credit card.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
I was like, all right, the last credit card company
on the last night that I did that. I mean,
I've gambled since, but I'm not nowhere near that. I
called up and I said, I need a fucking credit increase,
credit limit increase. They had already increased my credit limit
five thousand dollars that night, immediately.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So I was in for maybe ten grand on that
credit card. And she says, excuse me, you know we've
already increased your limit. Uh you know how much? Like
you know, what do you do for a living? I
was like, I'm I was boughtended. I managed a bar.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
She goes, well, how do you plan to pay this bat?
I said, I swear to God, my cousin can verify
a dollar and a dream.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And I hung up on They got nothing, and that
was it. You're able to walk away more or less,
not walking.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Never walked away. He never walked away, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
But I haven't been that. I mean that the house
would be in fucking hawk right now if I had
done that. I don't do that no more. Your wife
just said you have temper tantrums at the casino.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Give me one.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, she's your your.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Wife's life full of ship, your wife full of ship.
I had a temper tantrum. We were on some fucking
Caribbean island. There was fuck all to do. We were
sick and tired. Mouth is wide over.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Your wife is about to leave right now.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Your her mouth is wide open, and she list you
have for five minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
But we were in turks and cakeos.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
We would love turs and cakeos.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I love tex and cacos too, But there's not much
to do.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
When you say your husband had a temper tantrum, like
how bad? Like like like like a like a little kid.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I'm talking to him and I'm like, we have to
go back to the hotel. There's no more money, Like
we're done, We're done gambling.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
No, I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Everybody's staring at us like a child.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I didn't want to go home like a little to
get turned down.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
The come on.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
That you didn't want to leave, you know?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And you know what they needed to and cacos. Let
me tell you what they needed tex and cacos. Some
Asian massage, paulas that's what they need in touch and cacos.
They need Asian massage, Paul and TuS and cacos. She said,
you know what, you know what, Tony, this is what
I realized. I think your wife truly loves you. I
truly love I feel like you're talking about what I'm saying.
(17:55):
You wouldn't want to fall in love with me? Dream
me on, I do got dreaming.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
We got eyes.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
They told me that don't look at me like that.
You don't look at me.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Ron, Your wife just said you have sad eyes.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, that's because I'm married. You understand I come home
with happy eyes. If I come home with happy eyes.
This Oh what the fuck happened to you today?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You got you? You look to you look you know something?
You don't too much of a good mood. What did
you do today? What happened to you today? I got
bedroom minds. That's what I had my ex fiance, and I.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Don't think I was very You had an ex fiance
before her, Yes, I sure did.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I met her on the subway, on the subway nine
Street station. Sure.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh you remember the exact location.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
She was hot at the time. Listen to this one.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
You ever see the movie Fight Club? Sure do you
remember the scene when Brad Pitt's.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Supposed to be sleeping with the girl? Okay, that was
a body double, and the guy who was that body double.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
Was the guy she left me for. She used to
work for Playgirl magazine. And I've seen this dude naked bro.
He had a hammer, a hammered the size of my
arm bro with the fucking Prince Albert.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
He was hung in from a tree like this, and
it was like that, and he had the Prince Albert.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
So your ex fiance left you for a Brad Pitt lookalike.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
He was.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
She worked for play Girl and he was Playgirl's Man
of the Year.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Hold on your ex dude, I swear to god, you
used to get mad at me. Oh you don't take
no interest in what I do for a living. I'm like,
you want me to look at naked dudes with tagging out. Hey,
that's good. I don't think I should be fucking engaged
to you. I think I should be engaged to him.
I think I should be in jail for more than
a month.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
You have huge thumbs. Wow, I need Yeah, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Look that ron, you're you're on your arm.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I don't normally I know that's what I'm saying. What
come over here? I don't think it's I think it's
(20:17):
half of them.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's I don't know what's going.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That's how mine was bad. All right, Stop showing off
with your Greek thumb. Yeah, I got a big Greek
got big. You got a big Greek thumb, bro, I
can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Jesus, shut up.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
You want to see what my weanamma looks like. Yeah,
that's literally that's it's it's almost identical.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Can I tell you something? Women find it, dude.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
It's so cute.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Women like to give a little kisses. What happened to
your now?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
For her pleasure? All right?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And I have two different thumbs. It can'ts That's the
craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Thumb thumb.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
So this is my father's side and this is my
mother's side.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
No, it's true, by the way, so hold on. You
mean your father has a thumb like that, your mother
has a thumb like that. Yes, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
That's the craziest thing I've been there.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Nothing happened. And by the way, my right leg is
shorter than my left leg. My right thumb is shorter
than my my my right testicle is a little shorter
than my left test It's the whole right side of
my body is shorter. I had hip surgery. They had
to extend my leg. I had hip surgery because my
(21:49):
leg was shorter and I wore the bone out person
So that was hobo.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's my right leg.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
That's my left leg literally, so they had to move
it up.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You were definitely born from pre com Oh my, hey,
what did you say? What are you bought from pre companies?
After the watch?
Speaker 11 (22:17):
And we're gonna give you a mic suit? God, can
you tell jo if you were the sperm, if you
were the sperm that made it. I don't even want
to see the ones that didn't.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I have a question though, yes, and I might, you know,
let out on a little bit of my stupiding. If
you when was this country founded?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Fourteen fourteen seventeen seventy seven, So there.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Was a barracks from the sixteen hundred? Correct who built the.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Barrage before America was founded. We were here. We found
it because we beat the British.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You don't know that we were doing America before America started.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Kate doesn't watch television.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
We were doing America.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Wasn't officially.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
We were here.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We were doing America. It just wasn't official.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
We seventeen seventy six is because we beat the.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
British called Amsterdam.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
We were doing America before America, before officials America.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Fuck yeah, by balls. I got excited.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Clean up.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I hope together.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
That was a clean up. I got excited.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
You might have a fucking arugula. It's a little moist.
I'm gonna be honest with you that with the game, roommate,
that was a lot tighter than anybody thought it would.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm glad life brought us together.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Run Ron, You didn't tell the story.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
What happens on the bridge, and then what happens is
is people start leaning off the side of the Arizona.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Because everyone's taking.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Everyone's taking a tinkle and you're on a You're on
an extension expansion bridge two point three miles.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Wide, over over the over the bay.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Do you know windy it is?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Do you know windy it is?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I remember, first of all, before I even peepee, I'm
getting I'm getting I'm getting splashed in the face.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I'm getting splashed, and.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
I'm thinking, because I'm getting your blash, and I'm thinking
it's from.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The ocean, and it's a nice ocean breeze. It's I'm
thinking it's I think it's an ocean miss.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Yes, and and.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And I go to peepee, and I see my stream.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Go and then turn up and hit me right in
the face like my own.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
My flying jack. Dude. You see Tony P.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He's our new friend brother. Great job, Tony P. Something,
Tony P.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Comedy on Autio, Compedy on Instagram, Tony Poppa Dog on Facebook.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
P A P A d O.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
G Ron Berman and.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Ron Berman The Marathon, The Marathon Extraordinaire. When you think
of Ron Berman, you think of the Marathon Man. By
the way, The Marathon Man starring Dustin Hoffman.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Very good movie. I'm rap battling.
Speaker 12 (25:37):
Biggity Boom Bam biggity boom bam dam Biggody bottoms up,
chiggity cheers to Sam Malone, Stolone, David Cohne. I got
more props thon Tracy Lord's got moans because I'm the
iggity instigator.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Bring myself in with the fada.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
You want to step to this, I'll serve your ass
like Darth Vader Lada later Yo, past the hot potato.
Your styles are sold and played. You may as well
be watching bita maggody Max Oliggitty Lax. Listen as I
kicked the fact the tikety title that your tax tiggity
just got wax, because like the Wiggity Wizard of Oz,
I'll take it up in a storm and like Ll says,
(26:14):
I'm jiggedy just getting warm.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Oh yeah, Tony P.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
I met this little curly.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Her hair was kind of curly.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
I went to my house to bust her out, and
I had to leave her early.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Bye guys,
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