September 21, 2025 • 28 mins
Buckle up for the wildest and hilarious episode of the Trippin' series! Join Opie, Matt, and the crew for a chaotic, laugh-out-loud ride through bizarre family tales, like a 3-year-old’s stripper obsession, to cosmic conspiracies involving alien ships in the ocean and extraterrestrial probes. From hairy legs in the sea to beer-tasting mayhem, a $1,200 whiskey gift gone wrong, and riffs on broken motorcycles, Joe Pesci impressions, and big boob algorithms, this episode is packed with absurd, trippy moments. Don’t miss the madness—subscribe now for more hilarious Trippin’ chaos!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait, you're in Queen's Do you see parrots?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No? What do you know? I don't do that sort
of thing. Man, who does the parrots sort of thing?
Are you tripping me? You're tripping you?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, it depends who ask? Is it the goblin? Looking
at your eyes? Your eyes are as big as my
ring light?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Did you know that a parrot, the sexual organ is
called a cloaca. On a parrot cloaca, it's also like
a cloak is from uh up town cloak and I
can make my butt leet. I saw like alien ships
land in the ocean. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's pretty bad.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, I enjoyed it. They said they would leave us alone.
I said, all right, cool, Yeah, aliens live in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You don't know this yet. How's the wife? The wife's great. Yeah,
it's great. Yeah, who love ye?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
No, she's great, man everything. She's tried to get a job.
What about the probes?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So there's a lot of sightings of the silver probes.
They're like silver balls.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Okay, some idiot told me that it's another civilization that
actually rule Earth. And they're two centimeters tall, and those
probes are complete cities, right right?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I was like.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was like, who's your dealer? Who's your dealer? I
was a little I was a little like top heavy,
were a little upside down.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'm down a little bees down.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Get you run. My nipples always are hard. Stop looking,
stop stop gentifying.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
There's a that's UFO, but I mean that's our ring light,
which is better than your stupid UFO video.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So Millie starts three. You can't. She got some words.
Millie's got a new work. What's the new word?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Strippers? But like she says it weird, like you can't.
They don't respect it if you don't hit the R
right strip boo?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Wait why stripper? Why? So she had glitter all over.
I was like, where'd you get that? Strippers?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She's like I love strippers. Wait wait, wait, wait, you're
going to school this week. Please don't recite. You can't
say it came up to me today before school, was
like I love strippers.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Like, okay, all right, so I'm gonna have to do
I'm gonna have to deal with this one anyway. Wait
where did she get the new word strippers from? For me?
Because she had shed glitter and I said, did you
get the glitter from where? Did she get the glitter from?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Maybe your wife's taking her to hopefully strippers, because otherwise
she's a liar.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We don't need that, bro, I took home that know.
What's wrong with that? Trying to be wool as I'm
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
With drilling like bacon pot pies and yeah, with chips.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I got fe there's that.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah, you were in wood shopping, metal shop with your
chaps on hanging out with dudes.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I was all chaps are ass lists. I was cooking.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I was cooking brownies, cookies, lemon merin pie with chicks. Yeah,
I'll the fan home until the cows come home.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Schlanker. What's that word saying? Jesus, dude, I don't know.
Come on, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Here's something when you're trying to get people to drink
your beer, maybe make it easy to fucking read.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The Why don't. I just picked the hardest label to
read and we figure it out.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Spam risk meet no I dumple buck is German for
two bucks.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Double double double bock bock bock bock double ship man
deaf fears man pay chet GBT sending people in my
bar believe it or else?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
So like these French guys are coming in like who
moves his ba, Like, hey, how'd you find?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's like shut it bit d Yeah, and I don't
pay chat GBT. I'd like to say to the AI,
I'm on your side. I love you. Don't kill me.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Let my car run when the ship's going down. So
do you know how to taste the beer? There's a
structure to watch. There's a structure.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Now I'm gonna learn you. You are fans. Got we
got written up in a worldwide publication.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I know you and your monocle appearance, parents, smell, smell, taste, taste, mouth, feel,
and overall.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
When you saw a rat today? I saw a rat.
See a rat today? And boy, I wanted to that guy.
Yeah he was. He was running along the top of
a garbage truck.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Make sense sounds sure at the top the top, they're
like ten feet tall, right right.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It just ran across the top and jumped to what
I thought was gonna be his death. You see a
little head.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
On top, man, a little head action brown, little little carral.
Since the last time I saw you, I tried the
uh you know, the chocolate bar. Oh yeah, and I
got nothing, nothing out of it. You told me three
squares I went to.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And I got nothing because nothing you were so worried
to the whole bar.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I got kids, I got kid, got kids like daddy.
I'm worried about your chocolate intake. Campfire definitely camp fire
like your friend's burnt house.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
All their memories are done right. It sucks.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh, everyone's congratulating us on our new sponsor fed X FedEx.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Fed X cheers cheers.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But hey, I missed you, man, he said, Cilantro.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Are you bummed out in saying mister back, I don't
give a ship. You're kind. I felt it, I felt
your energy. We're actors. Hey do you see frogs upstate?
What do you mean like? Yees? Yes? Why frogs are
going away? No, they're going gay, They're going gay? How
about taste? Do this beer? Why was I drinking your
(06:29):
ship beer when we could have been drinking this the
whole night? Do frogs are going away?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Why?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What they? God? What makes you think that or say that?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
The rumor is like they're going back to their their planet,
going back to where their planet. Yeah they have a planet, Yeah,
yeah they get there.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It might be on Uh. I think that's why three
I Atlas is coming our way. Well, no, we don't.
We should, we should. It's just a dominanoboly. You think
it's in an normally, it's not the knock back. What
do you done on a n What do you think
it is?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Three?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Iye Atlas, you know, I think. No, I don't know
what it is, but I know it's gonna be good.
Field the mouth. Let me try them outre we go.
Don't laugh, don't laugh. How does it feel? Silky? Silky
is a good one.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I thought you were gonna say, gerty, okay, silky.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Last time I talked to you, I told the story
of saving someone from a rip tide.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right. I got a fucking gift for that. No way,
no way, No. Was it from the fat guy? I didn't.
I didn't say he was fat. That was all fair, okay?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And then overall I think this is a five five
all the way down, No good five, like five in
every category.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh, I don't know, smell, I would go. What we'll
do is we have to do those surveys I do
like five four three three four. You're a guesser. Yeah,
you just want you just want the free fucking banana stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I have to do surveys after the fucking third question,
and they're like from one to five, I don't have
to do them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm done. You don't have to do so. So that's
why you can't trust surveys. There's a million people like me.
You just start putting threes in there because I used
to get free on the surveys. Like, we'll send you
free product if you give us a good review. She's like, okay,
You're like, yeah, it works. Surveys work. I don't do surveys.
And then.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I look up all gifts. Don't ever send me a gift.
I'll look it up online. I hope you do better
than a pumpkin ale. Okay, sure is that good?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
But like sure much better than a red stripe. Oh
that's awkward. I got a good printer down, you've got
a good printer. Oh my god, that's right. You fucking
print your own money. I forgot with the bank catches
it every time. I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Why this isn't real?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
But what what you've had? This isn't real at the bank. Uh,
every third week you got these jew brons. Don't check
the bills.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
If you're a beer drinker, beer lover check this ship out.
I found a leg this summer, but I didn't want
to get involved. So leg, Yeah, I just threw it
back in the like a human leg. Yeah, I just
threw it back in the I didn't. I didn't want to.
I didn't want to deal with it.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You'd be tied up for weeks trying to answer questions
that you can't answer.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I didn't want to.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
It was harry and it had a big calf on
it and sneaker, and I was like, oh, that's right,
you got the big calves vegas, you do have the
biggest calves.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I was like, you would recognize my leg if mine
washed up? If mine washed up on your beach, what
would you do? Would you throw it back? This is
bat's fucking leg.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Because of the softball, especially if I'm hopping around looking
for the softball calf softball.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You get a softball dinner plate. It's not a the
inner plate like a French fourth course plate. No, that
sour stuff was rough. That was good. I was wrong
for you. It will where's again. It will make your
grow hair in places you don't want. Now that's rough.
Oh so good.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
By the way, it's available here forty forty bucks for
that ship.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Wait, I don't you ship?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh, don't call the beer ship. Yeah, but you told
you said the guy was chubby fat, that's ship. I
can't do it air, sure, sure, but you didn't tell
me not to say that. Why would I say it
on air.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
That the guy was fat and out of shape and
almost died on the shoreline as he was saving his son,
as I saved his daughter like a rock star?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Right? Why would you? Why would you do that? Happy
Van Winkle? Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Really?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Wait do you watch my life stream?
Speaker 9 (10:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I just go no, No, I know, Pad. I figured, like,
that's that's the gift. If you saved my child, you
get have a pappy if you say my wife. But
like if you save a job, yeah, pappy, I got
a pack. Oh yeah, all right, where is it?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Ten years? Where is it? I said, if you came
to the beach, Okay, but you should have fucking said that.
I didn't open it up yet. I would have fixed
the harley so good.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
So it's a it's a ten year uh ten years
barrel aged?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, pappy, Van, I looked it up. You nailed it.
Her daughter's life was worth twelve hundred dollars. I looked
at her like it was like yeah, but you know,
like listening. He take the bottle. We just learned her
name last week.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Twelve dollars bottle, although on some websites they crossed out
the twelve hundred.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
They put nine on it. Oh, so you can just
diminute that girl's life. Yeah, the girl's life's on sale
right now the next year. Just yeah, he was twenty
five percent off. There's only one way to drink whiskey.
There's only one way, and that giant you like, yeah,
with diet coke, but some.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Drinking.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Do you have any slim line tonics? Can you imagine
I drink the ten year of Pappy Van Winkle.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
With We found the guy who was throwing dog ship
bags down our fo that's we found him.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That's breaking.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Hey, while you're throwing dogs, he took off running. The
dog can't run, so he dragged. He was dragging this
little white dog who was also blooping. Hey, Opie, Yeah,
I'm so glad you're back.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Cheers and fine always did you person? So how you been, Matt?
Everything good? Great?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
What's going on in your world? Anything? Nothing? Fine?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Nothing better for a podcast or a live stream than
asking something house things go it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What's been? What you been up to? I'm nothing? Everything is?
I want to blow it all in the first conversation.
All right, fair enough, I got a connection to a Storia.
A lot of a lot of hues used to live
in Astoria.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
And uh, let me see my grandfather dropped dead coming
home from the fish store in a story. And then
my other memory of Astoria. They found my uh my
great aunt uh dead in her in her favorite chair
watching the Mets at one hundred one years old. Oh wow,
that happened in the Storia two when no. I think
that's why she died. They were having a terrible year.
(13:44):
How you described the deceased ones? Is he lit up
every room he walked into.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Already you know he did it. Nobody even liked right,
you liked it? That's it. So I broke my motorcycle.
I know you broke your motorcycle. You know what part
this time?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
The Paul Spring oh ship, not that again?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You stop blowing the trainy you mean?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
But she was she was a twa do you have
in your hair?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Did you just say oh? Oh? I thought, okay, all right,
you're no.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
I was making sure you're still on topic and not
and not talking about the rest area in Jersey where
you're fucking motorcycle broke down and you have to sit
there after you blew a training.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's why I used to get the big bugs right there.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
What does it take, I should say, to catch somebody
in Milwaukee with the Jeffrey Dahmer back of the day
the kid was running down the.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Street that all those kids.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
I've discovered recently that that I like giant. I like
giant boobs, like giant.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I get.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I guess I thought I grew out of that. Dude.
My algorithm is Sidney sweet House. It's the algorithm. It's
the algorithm.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I go, Okay, I looked what my algorithm ready for
this for real big boobs and three iye at lists.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Man, What have you learned recently about three iye ant lists?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I think I think it's gonna like fucking fuck with
our with our time, with our time. I think it's
bending fucking space and ship. Look, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
My dad used to drop the family cars off when
he was done with him on the Crossbroxs Expressway.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You can't get us anymore. He's dead and uh and
he would collect the insurance one.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Really back in the day the Cross Bronx Expressway, you
would drop your car off, it would be stripped as
ship within an hour.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Just god knows. Oh, they don't want anything doing us,
anything had up the butt. That was a big thing
right in the nineties. That was some sick ship.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I'm sleeping at night and next thing you know, I'm
on an alien spaceship and they're probing.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But what faith down it's cold middle.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Now those no one got, No one got their ass
probe by a fucking alien.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Note when you've.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Taken mushrooms and you've gone really deep, like you've never
had like any type of like communication with like any
type of like something you felt like was otherworldly because
I have.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh, okay, yes there's a mushroom. Come on, man, don't
be fucking shy, come on, let's be real. Yes, that's it.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
Yes, the real conversationalist. I saw the birth of the
universe in seid in tent once I ate a quarter
of mushrooms and motorcycle fest where.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
There were no rules.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
There were no rules, no rules, Like there you guys
are doing Harley wheelies next to my tent, face down,
trying to figure out how I can explain the Big
Bang to everybody now.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Wild? What was there before the Big Bang?
Speaker 12 (17:20):
Was even then?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
How did nothing become this? That's a good question. I
think we're in a black hole. I think we're in
a simulation.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Think we're in I think we're in a thing for
a still sperm, fighting for the egg. I am more last.
Somebody already got it. We're just yeah, we're the leftovers.
We're just gonna turn on swim back. What is the
air right like between me and you? What is that
the space between me and what is it? I don't know?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Man, right, man, you're you're you already took pictures of
my butt today.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I think we're get.
Speaker 13 (18:04):
I think we're get.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
It looks like I'm making any but it looks like
I'm making fucking muffins.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
He's spilling over.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Look look at my that's not you know, that's what
you get in the front of the bar. That's the
first thing they see. You can't you can't prove that
was me. Oh, I'm wearing the same shirt. Sure, that's up, bro,
that's up.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
What do you think of funny?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Right?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Funny? Or you think of fucking funny? Right.
Speaker 14 (18:38):
Do I look fucking amusing? Do I look like a
fucking comedian? Do I look like a fucking clown? Fucking
amuse you?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
That's Joe. No, that's what you sound. I heard you from.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's what what are you?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Mother fuckers are laughing with me?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That was Chris Fherreddy. Where the fuck you from? I
knew it.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
I'll tell you here a city boy, I want to
fight him.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Why don't you fight him? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
I hit him in a honey came about him.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's how Brandon.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
You ever heard of Captain Lluel Benn?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (19:19):
Of course you look like you could be his little
cousin or nephew. Well you need there's a towel around
your head.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Motherfucker. You look like a diabetic Samuel Jackson. So I
guess we even.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
You heard him? I heard him? That was like, that
was kind of like, that's kind of right. I look
like that.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Samuel Old Jackson.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Scrab what thistle?
Speaker 13 (19:38):
It tastes like?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Motherfucker?
Speaker 13 (19:43):
Do I look like a bitch?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Does he look like a bitch? Give me that tunea fish?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Motherfucker?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I ain't gonna ask you twice?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
How many sandwich?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
How many moony sandwiches you eat, mother, But see you
got it down?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Man?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
You really do you have a town?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
He's crazy. You got a little Dave Chappelle And a.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Lot of people say that's great.
Speaker 15 (20:07):
I hear that's because I love the smoke weed a
fucking day and drinkers.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I don't have a fucking job. Hold on what Jesus
look like? Is he Puerto Rican or white? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Black? With you mad?
Speaker 15 (20:22):
Did you think Jesus have on a rod with sandals
walking across the water? And why there's so many men
that like to dress up like women and call them
self transsexuals because they over trans an?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
What are they doing?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Would you like to go on a tent with Matt
and see the birth of the universe? You tell the
birth of the universe and a tent?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
What the fuck is the birth of the universe?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I don't know. It was a witness. It's kind of
like a big bang.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I live in a building full of crack as and
the zombies?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Which which ones are better? Which ones are better neighbors?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
The better of living in a building full of gang members?
I don't know. If you know a roaches? You ever
see dot roaches?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
One hundred percent this.
Speaker 15 (21:04):
Sometimes when I go inside my room there's roaches that
do backflips off the wall.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
I'll be like, what the You'll.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Stop laughing and turning the lights one.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
You cut the light on. They saw running this ship.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
You gotta keep the lights on.
Speaker 15 (21:17):
You look like you can crawl on a fat man's
asshold with a cannon. Mannase, motherfucker with a cigarette in your.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Hands, the hand of the mics. We can drop it.
Please all thanks Terrell, Terrell, thank you. Bro, come back
and see us.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Bring a tunic?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Can I like in water? And then I don't like the.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Chunk solid solid it right away?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
You look like a handstand.
Speaker 13 (21:52):
What this ft?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Guy?
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Don't mind?
Speaker 15 (21:58):
Look?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Who are you?
Speaker 16 (22:00):
Who am I I'm to carding to call it Bobby?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
How are you doing?
Speaker 13 (22:07):
You guys?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Are you guys?
Speaker 13 (22:08):
We gets in over here.
Speaker 16 (22:10):
My name, my actual name is Daisy Alarts Daisy Alerts.
For my stage name is to call it Bobby. I
do music here and now only fans it's coming. Hold on,
I'm trying to get married first.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I could be first.
Speaker 13 (22:26):
I could be naughty without feeling.
Speaker 16 (22:29):
You know, any dance I could do it?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Swear to Charleston.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, Chicago, two step, I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 13 (22:44):
A drink.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Drink what.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
You know?
Speaker 13 (22:50):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Flo you bo?
Speaker 16 (22:51):
But I'm a wee girly girl nature all day every day.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Do you like rooms?
Speaker 13 (22:58):
I tracked rooms, but like, all right, okay one.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I have never seen the universe give birth in the inside
of attent.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Oh no, I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
You should need more than mushroom.
Speaker 13 (23:10):
It was like, I'm just happy, but I'm not. I
don't don't do. You're from originally originally from England.
Speaker 16 (23:15):
And Kenya, but Keny.
Speaker 13 (23:21):
Do you know what they say?
Speaker 16 (23:21):
Black dot crack, don't cry?
Speaker 13 (23:25):
Eighteen between five for.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
A roll twenty five for real.
Speaker 13 (23:28):
I'm breaking racism right here. Come on, you should get married.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
What I'm gonna I want to get married right now.
Get your knees. That's not how you get married. That's
something else. That's a warm up. Oh my god, why
do you want to get married.
Speaker 13 (23:44):
I don't want to get married because I don't want
to be a hoe.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, wedding fair it off? That's yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
I got tired of being a home. You may be
not a hoe.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Get married.
Speaker 13 (23:57):
This would be a whole freely.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I'm on for next one day at the same time,
will get married? Yes, no, probably not, but you have
a very pretty smart.
Speaker 13 (24:07):
You know my initis are d oh.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Do you do?
Speaker 13 (24:13):
Do I dot?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Jenny?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Oh yeah, we got this is a really good that's
a Guinness GenZ. That's a Guinness, a Guiness giving her
a guiness.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
You know, one may accept many black many queens black queens.
This is what's up now?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
And to that?
Speaker 13 (24:37):
Where didn't I come to that?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
For right? Did I have fun Nigerian prince? I got
an email from him.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
I don't have no brother as a Nigerian I have.
I have a body that's from England, but not from
because my grandfather we had a path.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Never alright, go go go, go, go go go. You
just say I'll see you next week. Yes, she's gonna
get her hair did and come back and do us
to dance. Oh, she's gonna show us her. I think
we're going to marry her. Little What happened in neighborhood
since I was gone for the summer?
Speaker 12 (25:22):
All right, can we take a break and I'll cry together?
The white in the neighborhood has just been restored.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
You're gonna play pick a ball.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I think we turned the thing around I think we
were going to get I think we were gonna be
in a situation and then we turned it around.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
What am I smelling? I'm smelling granny underwear? Okay, no,
what is that smell? How do you add you have
that in your database?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
I once, uh, try to kiss my grandma with my
mouth on her underwear, with my mouth hoping, and then
she underwears is I didn't know?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
She said no, no, she said close your mouth. I'm like,
probably a good ideas those lips. Boy, I went in
for kiss and I guess my mouth was watching the
Met game. That's my great aunt. That was my grandma's sister.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Hunter One never went to the hospital and died watching
the Mets game in her favorite fucking chair.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Well, so Chris Paretti's mom is, uh, she's still alive.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
She passed. She passed too.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
How did she die? She saw my act and she
just died of that sucks. Yeah, now that's something else. Yeah,
now it got awkward.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
She stole she stole everything everything they merged right, Like
if she was here at get Parts, like all those
coasters were going, she probably would eventually take one.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Of those stools we've been out of coasters for a while,
like wonder like silverware, everything back, Chris, Chris, this ship
would be gone. She would have taken it. Is she
the one that stole my career? Well, you have to
have one first before they.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Who are you.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
A stupid name? You had one. She went on Eastern
Airlines and she stole the flotation device under the sea.
I wanted to do that. She got at home. She
got it home, she inflated it. It was a little
straw and everything. I would rule it a pool, So
she inflated it rolling a pool.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
You and then after after she blew it up, she's like,
oh my god, it really works, and then she threw
it on the ground and gave it to the cats.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
But everyone has their own ship. Like you have a
crazy mother to it's not right down. She was perfe
faked waiting.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yes, I am mat.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You know, it's always fun.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
When you're in high school and you see your mom
climbing out of a dumpster because she's collecting cans.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
That's always fun to Maine for the ten cents about
any any crazy things with your mother?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Did a year of high school overseas, and he might
have had relations with his mom over there.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Called her my mom. This's got her mom.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
You were there, you were there, you were there.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You all have called her mommy.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
She's here right now.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Come on, let's see it. It's got Jerry Springer real
U boomstill
Wait, you're in Queen's Do you see parrots?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No? What do you know? I don't do that sort
of thing. Man, who does the parrots sort of thing?
Are you tripping me? You're tripping you?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, it depends who ask? Is it the goblin? Looking
at your eyes? Your eyes are as big as my
ring light?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Did you know that a parrot, the sexual organ is
called a cloaca. On a parrot cloaca, it's also like
a cloak is from uh up town cloak and I
can make my butt leet. I saw like alien ships
land in the ocean. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's pretty bad.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, I enjoyed it. They said they would leave us alone.
I said, all right, cool, Yeah, aliens live in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You don't know this yet. How's the wife? The wife's great. Yeah,
it's great. Yeah, who love ye?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
No, she's great, man everything. She's tried to get a job.
What about the probes?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So there's a lot of sightings of the silver probes.
They're like silver balls.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Okay, some idiot told me that it's another civilization that
actually rule Earth. And they're two centimeters tall, and those
probes are complete cities, right right?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I was like.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was like, who's your dealer? Who's your dealer? I
was a little I was a little like top heavy,
were a little upside down.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'm down a little bees down.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Get you run. My nipples always are hard. Stop looking,
stop stop gentifying.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
There's a that's UFO, but I mean that's our ring light,
which is better than your stupid UFO video.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So Millie starts three. You can't. She got some words.
Millie's got a new work. What's the new word?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Strippers? But like she says it weird, like you can't.
They don't respect it if you don't hit the R
right strip boo?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Wait why stripper? Why? So she had glitter all over.
I was like, where'd you get that? Strippers?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She's like I love strippers. Wait wait, wait, wait, you're
going to school this week. Please don't recite. You can't
say it came up to me today before school, was
like I love strippers.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Like, okay, all right, so I'm gonna have to do
I'm gonna have to deal with this one anyway. Wait
where did she get the new word strippers from? For me?
Because she had shed glitter and I said, did you
get the glitter from where? Did she get the glitter from?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Maybe your wife's taking her to hopefully strippers, because otherwise
she's a liar.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We don't need that, bro, I took home that know.
What's wrong with that? Trying to be wool as I'm
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
With drilling like bacon pot pies and yeah, with chips.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I got fe there's that.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah, you were in wood shopping, metal shop with your
chaps on hanging out with dudes.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I was all chaps are ass lists. I was cooking.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I was cooking brownies, cookies, lemon merin pie with chicks. Yeah,
I'll the fan home until the cows come home.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Schlanker. What's that word saying? Jesus, dude, I don't know.
Come on, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Here's something when you're trying to get people to drink
your beer, maybe make it easy to fucking read.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The Why don't. I just picked the hardest label to
read and we figure it out.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Spam risk meet no I dumple buck is German for
two bucks.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Double double double bock bock bock bock double ship man
deaf fears man pay chet GBT sending people in my
bar believe it or else?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
So like these French guys are coming in like who
moves his ba, Like, hey, how'd you find?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's like shut it bit d Yeah, and I don't
pay chat GBT. I'd like to say to the AI,
I'm on your side. I love you. Don't kill me.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Let my car run when the ship's going down. So
do you know how to taste the beer? There's a
structure to watch. There's a structure.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Now I'm gonna learn you. You are fans. Got we
got written up in a worldwide publication.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I know you and your monocle appearance, parents, smell, smell, taste, taste, mouth, feel,
and overall.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
When you saw a rat today? I saw a rat.
See a rat today? And boy, I wanted to that guy.
Yeah he was. He was running along the top of
a garbage truck.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Make sense sounds sure at the top the top, they're
like ten feet tall, right right.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It just ran across the top and jumped to what
I thought was gonna be his death. You see a
little head.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
On top, man, a little head action brown, little little carral.
Since the last time I saw you, I tried the
uh you know, the chocolate bar. Oh yeah, and I
got nothing, nothing out of it. You told me three
squares I went to.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And I got nothing because nothing you were so worried
to the whole bar.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I got kids, I got kid, got kids like daddy.
I'm worried about your chocolate intake. Campfire definitely camp fire
like your friend's burnt house.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
All their memories are done right. It sucks.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh, everyone's congratulating us on our new sponsor fed X FedEx.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Fed X cheers cheers.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But hey, I missed you, man, he said, Cilantro.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Are you bummed out in saying mister back, I don't
give a ship. You're kind. I felt it, I felt
your energy. We're actors. Hey do you see frogs upstate?
What do you mean like? Yees? Yes? Why frogs are
going away? No, they're going gay, They're going gay? How
about taste? Do this beer? Why was I drinking your
(06:29):
ship beer when we could have been drinking this the
whole night? Do frogs are going away?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Why?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What they? God? What makes you think that or say that?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
The rumor is like they're going back to their their planet,
going back to where their planet. Yeah they have a planet, Yeah,
yeah they get there.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It might be on Uh. I think that's why three
I Atlas is coming our way. Well, no, we don't.
We should, we should. It's just a dominanoboly. You think
it's in an normally, it's not the knock back. What
do you done on a n What do you think
it is?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Three?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Iye Atlas, you know, I think. No, I don't know
what it is, but I know it's gonna be good.
Field the mouth. Let me try them outre we go.
Don't laugh, don't laugh. How does it feel? Silky? Silky
is a good one.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I thought you were gonna say, gerty, okay, silky.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Last time I talked to you, I told the story
of saving someone from a rip tide.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right. I got a fucking gift for that. No way,
no way, No. Was it from the fat guy? I didn't.
I didn't say he was fat. That was all fair, okay?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And then overall I think this is a five five
all the way down, No good five, like five in
every category.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh, I don't know, smell, I would go. What we'll
do is we have to do those surveys I do
like five four three three four. You're a guesser. Yeah,
you just want you just want the free fucking banana stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I have to do surveys after the fucking third question,
and they're like from one to five, I don't have
to do them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm done. You don't have to do so. So that's
why you can't trust surveys. There's a million people like me.
You just start putting threes in there because I used
to get free on the surveys. Like, we'll send you
free product if you give us a good review. She's like, okay,
You're like, yeah, it works. Surveys work. I don't do surveys.
And then.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I look up all gifts. Don't ever send me a gift.
I'll look it up online. I hope you do better
than a pumpkin ale. Okay, sure is that good?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
But like sure much better than a red stripe. Oh
that's awkward. I got a good printer down, you've got
a good printer. Oh my god, that's right. You fucking
print your own money. I forgot with the bank catches
it every time. I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Why this isn't real?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
But what what you've had? This isn't real at the bank. Uh,
every third week you got these jew brons. Don't check
the bills.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
If you're a beer drinker, beer lover check this ship out.
I found a leg this summer, but I didn't want
to get involved. So leg, Yeah, I just threw it
back in the like a human leg. Yeah, I just
threw it back in the I didn't. I didn't want to.
I didn't want to deal with it.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You'd be tied up for weeks trying to answer questions
that you can't answer.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I didn't want to.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
It was harry and it had a big calf on
it and sneaker, and I was like, oh, that's right,
you got the big calves vegas, you do have the
biggest calves.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I was like, you would recognize my leg if mine
washed up? If mine washed up on your beach, what
would you do? Would you throw it back? This is
bat's fucking leg.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Because of the softball, especially if I'm hopping around looking
for the softball calf softball.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You get a softball dinner plate. It's not a the
inner plate like a French fourth course plate. No, that
sour stuff was rough. That was good. I was wrong
for you. It will where's again. It will make your
grow hair in places you don't want. Now that's rough.
Oh so good.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
By the way, it's available here forty forty bucks for
that ship.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Wait, I don't you ship?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh, don't call the beer ship. Yeah, but you told
you said the guy was chubby fat, that's ship. I
can't do it air, sure, sure, but you didn't tell
me not to say that. Why would I say it
on air.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
That the guy was fat and out of shape and
almost died on the shoreline as he was saving his son,
as I saved his daughter like a rock star?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Right? Why would you? Why would you do that? Happy
Van Winkle? Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Really?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Wait do you watch my life stream?
Speaker 9 (10:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I just go no, No, I know, Pad. I figured, like,
that's that's the gift. If you saved my child, you
get have a pappy if you say my wife. But
like if you save a job, yeah, pappy, I got
a pack. Oh yeah, all right, where is it?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Ten years? Where is it? I said, if you came
to the beach, Okay, but you should have fucking said that.
I didn't open it up yet. I would have fixed
the harley so good.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
So it's a it's a ten year uh ten years
barrel aged?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, pappy, Van, I looked it up. You nailed it.
Her daughter's life was worth twelve hundred dollars. I looked
at her like it was like yeah, but you know,
like listening. He take the bottle. We just learned her
name last week.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Twelve dollars bottle, although on some websites they crossed out
the twelve hundred.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
They put nine on it. Oh, so you can just
diminute that girl's life. Yeah, the girl's life's on sale
right now the next year. Just yeah, he was twenty
five percent off. There's only one way to drink whiskey.
There's only one way, and that giant you like, yeah,
with diet coke, but some.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Drinking.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Do you have any slim line tonics? Can you imagine
I drink the ten year of Pappy Van Winkle.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
With We found the guy who was throwing dog ship
bags down our fo that's we found him.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That's breaking.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Hey, while you're throwing dogs, he took off running. The
dog can't run, so he dragged. He was dragging this
little white dog who was also blooping. Hey, Opie, Yeah,
I'm so glad you're back.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Cheers and fine always did you person? So how you been, Matt?
Everything good? Great?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
What's going on in your world? Anything? Nothing? Fine?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Nothing better for a podcast or a live stream than
asking something house things go it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What's been? What you been up to? I'm nothing? Everything is?
I want to blow it all in the first conversation.
All right, fair enough, I got a connection to a Storia.
A lot of a lot of hues used to live
in Astoria.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
And uh, let me see my grandfather dropped dead coming
home from the fish store in a story. And then
my other memory of Astoria. They found my uh my
great aunt uh dead in her in her favorite chair
watching the Mets at one hundred one years old. Oh wow,
that happened in the Storia two when no. I think
that's why she died. They were having a terrible year.
(13:44):
How you described the deceased ones? Is he lit up
every room he walked into.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Already you know he did it. Nobody even liked right,
you liked it? That's it. So I broke my motorcycle.
I know you broke your motorcycle. You know what part
this time?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
The Paul Spring oh ship, not that again?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You stop blowing the trainy you mean?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
But she was she was a twa do you have
in your hair?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Did you just say oh? Oh? I thought, okay, all right,
you're no.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
I was making sure you're still on topic and not
and not talking about the rest area in Jersey where
you're fucking motorcycle broke down and you have to sit
there after you blew a training.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's why I used to get the big bugs right there.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
What does it take, I should say, to catch somebody
in Milwaukee with the Jeffrey Dahmer back of the day
the kid was running down the.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Street that all those kids.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
I've discovered recently that that I like giant. I like
giant boobs, like giant.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I get.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I guess I thought I grew out of that. Dude.
My algorithm is Sidney sweet House. It's the algorithm. It's
the algorithm.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I go, Okay, I looked what my algorithm ready for
this for real big boobs and three iye at lists.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Man, What have you learned recently about three iye ant lists?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I think I think it's gonna like fucking fuck with
our with our time, with our time. I think it's
bending fucking space and ship. Look, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
My dad used to drop the family cars off when
he was done with him on the Crossbroxs Expressway.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You can't get us anymore. He's dead and uh and
he would collect the insurance one.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Really back in the day the Cross Bronx Expressway, you
would drop your car off, it would be stripped as
ship within an hour.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Just god knows. Oh, they don't want anything doing us,
anything had up the butt. That was a big thing
right in the nineties. That was some sick ship.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I'm sleeping at night and next thing you know, I'm
on an alien spaceship and they're probing.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But what faith down it's cold middle.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Now those no one got, No one got their ass
probe by a fucking alien.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Note when you've.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Taken mushrooms and you've gone really deep, like you've never
had like any type of like communication with like any
type of like something you felt like was otherworldly because
I have.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh, okay, yes there's a mushroom. Come on, man, don't
be fucking shy, come on, let's be real. Yes, that's it.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
Yes, the real conversationalist. I saw the birth of the
universe in seid in tent once I ate a quarter
of mushrooms and motorcycle fest where.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
There were no rules.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
There were no rules, no rules, Like there you guys
are doing Harley wheelies next to my tent, face down,
trying to figure out how I can explain the Big
Bang to everybody now.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Wild? What was there before the Big Bang?
Speaker 12 (17:20):
Was even then?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
How did nothing become this? That's a good question. I
think we're in a black hole. I think we're in
a simulation.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Think we're in I think we're in a thing for
a still sperm, fighting for the egg. I am more last.
Somebody already got it. We're just yeah, we're the leftovers.
We're just gonna turn on swim back. What is the
air right like between me and you? What is that
the space between me and what is it? I don't know?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Man, right, man, you're you're you already took pictures of
my butt today.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I think we're get.
Speaker 13 (18:04):
I think we're get.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
It looks like I'm making any but it looks like
I'm making fucking muffins.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
He's spilling over.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Look look at my that's not you know, that's what
you get in the front of the bar. That's the
first thing they see. You can't you can't prove that
was me. Oh, I'm wearing the same shirt. Sure, that's up, bro,
that's up.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
What do you think of funny?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Right?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Funny? Or you think of fucking funny? Right.
Speaker 14 (18:38):
Do I look fucking amusing? Do I look like a
fucking comedian? Do I look like a fucking clown? Fucking
amuse you?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
That's Joe. No, that's what you sound. I heard you from.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's what what are you?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Mother fuckers are laughing with me?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That was Chris Fherreddy. Where the fuck you from? I
knew it.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
I'll tell you here a city boy, I want to
fight him.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Why don't you fight him? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
I hit him in a honey came about him.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's how Brandon.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
You ever heard of Captain Lluel Benn?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (19:19):
Of course you look like you could be his little
cousin or nephew. Well you need there's a towel around
your head.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Motherfucker. You look like a diabetic Samuel Jackson. So I
guess we even.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
You heard him? I heard him? That was like, that
was kind of like, that's kind of right. I look
like that.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Samuel Old Jackson.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Scrab what thistle?
Speaker 13 (19:38):
It tastes like?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Motherfucker?
Speaker 13 (19:43):
Do I look like a bitch?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Does he look like a bitch? Give me that tunea fish?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Motherfucker?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I ain't gonna ask you twice?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
How many sandwich?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
How many moony sandwiches you eat, mother, But see you
got it down?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Man?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
You really do you have a town?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
He's crazy. You got a little Dave Chappelle And a.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Lot of people say that's great.
Speaker 15 (20:07):
I hear that's because I love the smoke weed a
fucking day and drinkers.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I don't have a fucking job. Hold on what Jesus
look like? Is he Puerto Rican or white? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Black? With you mad?
Speaker 15 (20:22):
Did you think Jesus have on a rod with sandals
walking across the water? And why there's so many men
that like to dress up like women and call them
self transsexuals because they over trans an?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
What are they doing?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Would you like to go on a tent with Matt
and see the birth of the universe? You tell the
birth of the universe and a tent?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
What the fuck is the birth of the universe?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I don't know. It was a witness. It's kind of
like a big bang.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I live in a building full of crack as and
the zombies?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Which which ones are better? Which ones are better neighbors?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
The better of living in a building full of gang members?
I don't know. If you know a roaches? You ever
see dot roaches?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
One hundred percent this.
Speaker 15 (21:04):
Sometimes when I go inside my room there's roaches that
do backflips off the wall.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
I'll be like, what the You'll.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Stop laughing and turning the lights one.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
You cut the light on. They saw running this ship.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
You gotta keep the lights on.
Speaker 15 (21:17):
You look like you can crawl on a fat man's
asshold with a cannon. Mannase, motherfucker with a cigarette in your.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Hands, the hand of the mics. We can drop it.
Please all thanks Terrell, Terrell, thank you. Bro, come back
and see us.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Bring a tunic?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Can I like in water? And then I don't like the.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Chunk solid solid it right away?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
You look like a handstand.
Speaker 13 (21:52):
What this ft?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Guy?
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Don't mind?
Speaker 15 (21:58):
Look?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Who are you?
Speaker 16 (22:00):
Who am I I'm to carding to call it Bobby?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
How are you doing?
Speaker 13 (22:07):
You guys?
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Are you guys?
Speaker 13 (22:08):
We gets in over here.
Speaker 16 (22:10):
My name, my actual name is Daisy Alarts Daisy Alerts.
For my stage name is to call it Bobby. I
do music here and now only fans it's coming. Hold on,
I'm trying to get married first.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I could be first.
Speaker 13 (22:26):
I could be naughty without feeling.
Speaker 16 (22:29):
You know, any dance I could do it?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Swear to Charleston.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, Chicago, two step, I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 13 (22:44):
A drink.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Drink what.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
You know?
Speaker 13 (22:50):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Flo you bo?
Speaker 16 (22:51):
But I'm a wee girly girl nature all day every day.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Do you like rooms?
Speaker 13 (22:58):
I tracked rooms, but like, all right, okay one.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I have never seen the universe give birth in the inside
of attent.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Oh no, I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
You should need more than mushroom.
Speaker 13 (23:10):
It was like, I'm just happy, but I'm not. I
don't don't do. You're from originally originally from England.
Speaker 16 (23:15):
And Kenya, but Keny.
Speaker 13 (23:21):
Do you know what they say?
Speaker 16 (23:21):
Black dot crack, don't cry?
Speaker 13 (23:25):
Eighteen between five for.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
A roll twenty five for real.
Speaker 13 (23:28):
I'm breaking racism right here. Come on, you should get married.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
What I'm gonna I want to get married right now.
Get your knees. That's not how you get married. That's
something else. That's a warm up. Oh my god, why
do you want to get married.
Speaker 13 (23:44):
I don't want to get married because I don't want
to be a hoe.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, wedding fair it off? That's yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
I got tired of being a home. You may be
not a hoe.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Get married.
Speaker 13 (23:57):
This would be a whole freely.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I'm on for next one day at the same time,
will get married? Yes, no, probably not, but you have
a very pretty smart.
Speaker 13 (24:07):
You know my initis are d oh.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Do you do?
Speaker 13 (24:13):
Do I dot?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Jenny?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Oh yeah, we got this is a really good that's
a Guinness GenZ. That's a Guinness, a Guiness giving her
a guiness.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
You know, one may accept many black many queens black queens.
This is what's up now?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
And to that?
Speaker 13 (24:37):
Where didn't I come to that?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
For right? Did I have fun Nigerian prince? I got
an email from him.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
I don't have no brother as a Nigerian I have.
I have a body that's from England, but not from
because my grandfather we had a path.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Never alright, go go go, go, go go go. You
just say I'll see you next week. Yes, she's gonna
get her hair did and come back and do us
to dance. Oh, she's gonna show us her. I think
we're going to marry her. Little What happened in neighborhood
since I was gone for the summer?
Speaker 12 (25:22):
All right, can we take a break and I'll cry together?
The white in the neighborhood has just been restored.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
You're gonna play pick a ball.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I think we turned the thing around I think we
were going to get I think we were gonna be
in a situation and then we turned it around.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
What am I smelling? I'm smelling granny underwear? Okay, no,
what is that smell? How do you add you have
that in your database?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
I once, uh, try to kiss my grandma with my
mouth on her underwear, with my mouth hoping, and then
she underwears is I didn't know?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
She said no, no, she said close your mouth. I'm like,
probably a good ideas those lips. Boy, I went in
for kiss and I guess my mouth was watching the
Met game. That's my great aunt. That was my grandma's sister.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Hunter One never went to the hospital and died watching
the Mets game in her favorite fucking chair.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Well, so Chris Paretti's mom is, uh, she's still alive.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
She passed. She passed too.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
How did she die? She saw my act and she
just died of that sucks. Yeah, now that's something else. Yeah,
now it got awkward.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
She stole she stole everything everything they merged right, Like
if she was here at get Parts, like all those
coasters were going, she probably would eventually take one.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Of those stools we've been out of coasters for a while,
like wonder like silverware, everything back, Chris, Chris, this ship
would be gone. She would have taken it. Is she
the one that stole my career? Well, you have to
have one first before they.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Who are you.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
A stupid name? You had one. She went on Eastern
Airlines and she stole the flotation device under the sea.
I wanted to do that. She got at home. She
got it home, she inflated it. It was a little
straw and everything. I would rule it a pool, So
she inflated it rolling a pool.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
You and then after after she blew it up, she's like,
oh my god, it really works, and then she threw
it on the ground and gave it to the cats.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
But everyone has their own ship. Like you have a
crazy mother to it's not right down. She was perfe
faked waiting.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yes, I am mat.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You know, it's always fun.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
When you're in high school and you see your mom
climbing out of a dumpster because she's collecting cans.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
That's always fun to Maine for the ten cents about
any any crazy things with your mother?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Did a year of high school overseas, and he might
have had relations with his mom over there.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Called her my mom. This's got her mom.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
You were there, you were there, you were there.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You all have called her mommy.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
She's here right now.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Come on, let's see it. It's got Jerry Springer real
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