November 8, 2025 • 30 mins
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Ever wonder what happens when Matt’s “liquid war” cancels the show and Ron saves the day with Paul Simon blood? Dive into the wildest Opie Radio moments—nerd glasses, man boobs, Atlantis DNA, and a sour beer that smells like grandma’s panties. Hit play for non-stop irreverent chaos that’ll leave you crying, cringing, and craving more unfiltered hilarity.
Ever wonder what happens when Matt’s “liquid war” cancels the show and Ron saves the day with Paul Simon blood? Dive into the wildest Opie Radio moments—nerd glasses, man boobs, Atlantis DNA, and a sour beer that smells like grandma’s panties. Hit play for non-stop irreverent chaos that’ll leave you crying, cringing, and craving more unfiltered hilarity.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then you know what I sound like.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I sound like I sound like that scene in Uh
Dumb and Dummer when they're in the when they're in
the cab and they go, hey, you want to hear
the most annoying.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Sound, that's me.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm embarrassed to say this, but I need Ron today.
I need Ron the waiter today. And he's loving that
I needed him.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
He needs me. Ron wasn't even sure he's gonna get here.
He had a big audition.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Today, big audition today.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And then I'm like, Ron, you gotta get your ass
over to death Hearts because Matt canceled last second.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I needed you to.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm ope he's trying to call me when I'm on
the subway, Ronnie, where are you?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm all by myself.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You know what, Usually I would try to fight back.
I would try to fight back, but I can't fight out.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You literally said, right, I need you. You sounded like
a desperate flec.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Right, you sound like a seventeen year old girlfriend who
I banged a few times. And you're going, they're still
a Vergin.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
We all know that.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Uh you know, usually it's Matt sitting where Ron is
the owner of dead Parts on the upper west Side
here in New York City, and I was setting up
and all of a sudden, I'm like god, I just
said hi to Matt and then he disappeared for twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
That's why we're a little late right now. And I
got this. I got this text.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Dude, I'm on the John having an all out liquid war.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I'm pretty sure I'm out for the show.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Is that the owner of Get Pats And then he
jumped on his Holly and he and he's.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Split like, I bring the I bring the the proof,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
And people are commenting that I got the big font.
I do got the big font. I got the big fon.
My kids make fun of me and my big font.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Why do you need the big fight? Did you have
laser surgery? I didn't have, Like, so why are you
doing a big font?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
So I stare at it wasn't successful.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I stare at a MacBook all day long, and I'm
straining the ship out of my eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
If you want to know the truth, most people.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Will get laser surgery are near sight of a fire sight.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I don't remember. It was in two thousand. I was
the guy.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Did you get it?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Because I had shitty eyes? I had I had h
thick glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh my god, Oh my god, you had thick glass,
thick glasses.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I went how old until uh two thousand?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I need a picture, all right, I need a picture
of your fucking revenge of the nerd glass.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I got a picture.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Hold on, I just.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Don't need a picture of you. I got a picture.
I also need a picture when you fucking blowed and
had tits.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh yeah, I'll fine. I need, I need.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I need a picture of your tits. And I need
a picture of your thick glass.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'll find that well.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Just throwing your cock, I'll find all right.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
I'll give you all my picks throwing the cock, but
I'll start with this.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
This is this is.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
Your pal ah my, yeah, I got the this is
when I first started dw.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, that's why class, dude, that's why. That's why you
were a virgin in college.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I wasn't a virgin. I was. I was eighteen.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hold on, you had red hair.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I had mousey red hair. I literally don't know what
happened to my mouse you red hair?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Right, everyone's calling me a nerd.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You are a nerd.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You're a nerd. I don't have big tips.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I had man boots for a while. I got rid
of them, though, Yeah we got Tony p Tony Pad.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Were you here when Matt Bell's keep it down here when.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Matt bield you were right?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I'm sure it was.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
He didn't look good.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm not happy because when I first got here, He's like,
I just had a coughing fit. And then he ran
down the street to get medicine. I'm like, oh my god.
We were constantly getting each other sick and this, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
This isn't that good.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then when he finally said, I think I'm out
because I I just had a liquor. What what is
it called liquid war in the bathroom, I'm like, you
know what, I'm not bummed because I don't want to
go home.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
With with the with the liquid war.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah it's called First of all, I don't call liquid war.
When I have a dad, I call it Niagara falls.
I got to give my roommate a lot of credit.
You haven't you gonna have that explosive? And then on
the side, yeah, but he looks like he takes it
up there. You understand it's a too way pipe. You
can't you can't compare the two. Mine's a too way
pipe occasionally, but that's just with.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Literally you go two way with your pipe.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What does that mean? Yeah, I lovers, get your wife
explore you.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
She don't like, she doesn't weird.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I mean like I don't understand, Like I don't take
flesher and let my wife explore My body.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Can good because I know what my my butt's capable
of that.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I don't. I don't want to. I don't want anyone
to a finger in your ass. Uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
It was it enjoyable.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah, but the older you get, yeah, exact exactly, it's
like to stay away from it exactly. Why because I
got a hemorrhoid and it's like, you know what I mean,
there's like.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
A little piece of chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now if you got like bubble, if you got bubble
wrap coming out of it, took us no bubble.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's hemorrhoids, all right.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I don't you called Niagara falls. I called the green
apple splatters. Yeah, green apple splatter.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
All I know is on the side of the toe.
It looks like a war shop test.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I just call it what it is. I'm having trouble
in here, lady, get away.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
And by the way, just a but you know, a
little off topic. But Noah is a confirmed Atlantean.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Just okay, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
How is he confirmed Atlantian?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Because he's he's confirmed?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, we all have We all keep reincarnating. Noah's DNA
is an Atlantean. That's why he built the act because
he knew the flood was coming.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Hold on one second, bro, Yeah, Atlantis has to exist
for him to be in Atlanta exist. I believe it exists.
So there's all sorts of ship that existed. I know
that I came from somewhere. I can't swim with the ship.
We discussed that last time. You know how to swim, right,
you know I can't swim. I'm a Greek that doesn't
know how.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm a tremendous swimmer.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
That's crazy. I went to the Greek islands, so.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Hold on water everywhere I was born in Like the freestyle,
you don't have to do the breast stroke. Like if
you were the water, would you drown if your feet
couldn't touch the bottom.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
That's a no question.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Now because my cousin has a pool in Florida and
I've survived that, so there was no feet touching the bottom,
And yes.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I did so, Old Doggy paddle.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
No, I didn't panic. That was the thing. I was
high and I didn't panic. That's the first.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Hold Hold on.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
How old were you when you realize you didn't drown?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
With you about two years ago?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You know how a black woman like black women don't paper?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I was raised black on paper?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Why you don't swim?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Black grow up without a father?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
That's it. How do you How do you go through
life without swimming?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I just it's one of the one of the pleasures.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
One of the pleasures of life is going in a
body of water and floating on your back and hold on,
sharks don't bite yet, you don't go in the ocean.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
No, I go in the ocean. Now I go in
the ocean.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
My fear is gone, but I'm not going to go
to the point where I'm gonna attack me.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Your fear has only been gone two years.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Do you know why people get by sharks? Why because
they go out into the ocean.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I don't ever admit you can't swim again.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
It's not it's not good for your I'm not a
manly man like with the go down, I'd be the
entertainment you got.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
You look manly.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I can do, but like, I'm not going to go swimming.
I leave that for somebody else. You know, everybody has
to have their strength. My strength is a I'll ampertain people.
I could cook and I could fix it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Why I hate you say?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Hold on?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You say people get reincarnated?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Are you my mother get reincarnated?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I don't want to believe it because I had a
decent life and I don't want to come back as
like a beggar in a puddle.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You don't want to believe reincarnation because he's like this
one was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, if you had a good life, you don't want
to you don't want to believe in reincarnation, come back less.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Then here's the massive mistake hop he's making.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
He thinks he doesn't have a choice in it, and
he's gonna come back as a one legged beggar in
fucking New DELI.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yes, no, you that's not.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
How it works.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
They say that you come back here to learn, and
the more you learn.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The writer and director of everything, over and over again,
I'm a reflect.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
You've learned something, You learned something in.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Your past life, because if you had a successful life,
this life forget maybe getting your next life. You'll learn
how to keep it going until the end, do you
I learn.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I learned how to get toxic people out of my life.
I learned how to not to be an enabler. I
learned how to live in the moment.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I h only in your next life, you're gonna have to.
The theme is going to be not to self sabotage
yourself with your career.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I don't self sabotage anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, that's the past.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
So because I'm around good people.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How they describe the mechanism of this, of this simulation
is it's zero zero. Yet we always start at zero
zero zero, So the past doesn't exist anymore. The future
doesn't exist because everything is happening in the present.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Correct, So that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's you can start fresh now now now now, because
everything the past, president of future is happening now, stay
in the present.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The future is not determined, because the future is only if.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Someone gives you your future right now. It's only based
on your energy at the moment, which means the future
is not set. The reading was only based on your
state of being now.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Damn, my life doesn't mean what's happening tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
If you truly want to succeed and be successful in life,
remain present, keep your mind, calm, stay content, and trust
the process and go with the flow, and motherfucker, everything
will be handed to you. Because you are the creator,
(09:29):
director and writer of this run.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You live with a gay guy and you can't pay
your rent. I mean, I love what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
But Boston Buddha, the.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Boston Buddha. All right, you guys want a song from
Michael G.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
Potter.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Michael G.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Potter, I just want to say before you start, and
this is true. You know who my cousin is, said, Uh,
Paul Simon. No, that's true, Paul, And.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
My cousin on my mother's side, he was at my bomb.
It's fight. You gave me a Stirling. Still have a
Kidders cup.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You have a lot to catch up on.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, so, uh so Ron the Waiters parents.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
His dad how tall?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
My father's five five four.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
He's not that he's dead, but he lost both legs
and diabetes.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
And if that's not bad enough, then his mom turned
and is now a lesbian and she's shacked up supposedly
with r F K.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Junior's first cousin my mother and R F K Junior's
first cousin. Little scissoring that they do that, and they
have like these cactus vibrating vibrators.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I think the tall part of the cactus goes in.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
The Wait, you're really related to Paul Simon?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Paul Simon is my second cousin on my mother's side.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Does he pick up the phone you call, dude, He's talk.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
About another fucking five to five guys super short way.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
So how is he related to you?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Through my mother?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
He's related to my mother's a levine, so he's related
on my mother's side.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
He is my mother's second cousin. That's that's nothing. It's nothing,
second cousin.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
And then that means you're like what I got.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh Simon blood in me?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yes, I do nothing, it's nothing. What noth.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (11:29):
You a phony where you can celebrate anything you won't.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Yeah, you can celebrate anything you won't.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh ah, Hi.
Speaker 12 (11:49):
Road home.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Where you can penetrate any place you go.
Speaker 11 (11:56):
Yeah, you can penetrate any place you go.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Told your soup?
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Oh our won't? Is you?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Everything is doctor be It's like you wanted to because.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
I preak common though, where you can radiate everything you are.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, you can radiate everything you are.
Speaker 13 (12:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Now I.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
Roll stone in where you can imity everyone you know. Yeah,
you can enmity everyone you know. Told your soup. Oh
our won't is you?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Everything's got to be It's.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Like you want to because.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I feel the wind blow. Where you can indicate everything
you see.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
Yeah, you can indicate any thing you see.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I I.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I roll at lo where you can syndicate any boats
you row.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Yeah, yeah, you can syndicate any boat to own. Sod
you so, oh, I won't is you?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Everything has got to be the sac you wanted to.
Speaker 14 (14:18):
Because wow, great that is awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
That was great.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
This is Michael J.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Potter and he does uh he performs at Strawberry Fields
and you do it live on YouTube.
Speaker 15 (14:43):
Live on YouTube, and live on Facebook and Instagram and
play the club Stir Good in New York.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Can I explain something.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
We got to get him out of here because this
girl is spending money like a Luna tit right now, So.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
We got to get him out of here. And name
he's out there shopping.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You gave her, you gave her a credit card.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
I I ain't say up there, Michael G.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
Potters.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
If you know the words, you know.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Sailing, hardship, stew broken harbor, out of wine in the night.
Still the searcher must ride the dark horse out it
is right?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Tell me why? Tell me why.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Is it hard to make arrangements with your sound when
you're old enough to read pain, young enough to.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
Say tell me lies later, Come and see me. I'll
be around for a while. I am lonely, but you
(16:23):
can free me all in the way.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That's smile.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
Tell me why hide? Tell me why hide? Is it
hard to make arrangements of yourself.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
When you're old enough to repay but young enough to sell?
Speaker 13 (17:00):
H m hm.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Wow, Michael G.
Speaker 10 (17:18):
Potter, You don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
You don't have to scream.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
He's like the scream. You're the scream.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
He just he just played a nice soft I got
so excited for Michael J.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Potter. G.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I'm not Michael J.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Fox.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Michael G.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I want to know more about the Paul Simon thing.
You just saw him at a wedding every once in
a while. Paul Simon? Is he ever in your house?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Did you eat?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Paul Simon? Was that my bond?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
He was at you?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He gave me a sterling silver Kiddish cup. It's the
one and only I probably sold.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
It's probably the only time I was a rewrap.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
You know that? What's that means? It was a rewrap?
He regifted. He regifted it, he got it, and.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You don't gift a sterling silver kidd he gifted.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
He's Paul Simon.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
He got.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
He's got a house full of junk.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I met him when I was thirteen. I met him
when I was thirty.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
I had a friend named.
Speaker 10 (18:23):
Right.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You think Paul Simon went out shopping for your bot
mitzvah or did he look around his house and say
give him this shitty thing?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Hold on, how much older is Paul Simon?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Then he's eighty. I think at least he's got to be.
You don't even know what's your favorite pul Simon?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hold on, excuse me, he's my you're talking about my
fucking blood. You don't talk about my blood.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You don't know what you know.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
You don't believe half the shitty says. By the way,
name won Paul Simon's.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Song Bridge over a Troubled Water.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
I gave you one of the little What was that
weird song that he did with chevy Chase was.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
In the video. Remember that one?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah, well, what the hell wasn't I don't remember what
band chevy Chase was in.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Chevy Chase was Oh my god, I know I don't
say it right. This is actually pretty incredible.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
In college, he was in a band that's very famous.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, he's actually the band like beat It and I think, Uh,
chevy Chase was so bad they decided to go with
a two piece that's your.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Hand with a two piece band.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
It wasn't just the drummer, Oh was it?
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Dal Hall and John Oaks. Oh God, that's a two
piece bro.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I think the name of the band is hold On.
I think the band.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's chevy Chase was in abandoned college and chevy Chase
decided to pursue a career in comedy instead of music.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I believe the.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Band he was playing with in college turned into Steely Dane.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
No, chevy Chase was in Steel.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan in college. By the way,
do you know the origin of Steely Dan.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
I don't know the origin.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I can I answer this.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's you know what Steely Dan means.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
It's a sex Tour.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
It's it's a dildough steely.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Steely dan is then is a is another name for
a for a metal dildo, for a metal yeah, like
a steely. It's called a steely dance. So they named
their band after a dildo.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, my mother knew it right away.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Let's do Beer of the Week, Matt.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
I just can't wait to see what these guys their
faces look like when they taste this crap we're going.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
I'm just kidding. It's a beautiful beer.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
It's called Westbrook Goza, and it's sour. It's a little charge.
Look well it does so it's the most refreshing type
of beer on the planet. It's smellst like my grandma's underwear.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
It's does.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Actually, this is why I thought of this beer. She's
been dead for twenty five years.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
I've been busy trying to find beers, sorry, trying to
find peers, and I I.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Go to extreme links to find a beer that.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Makes sense, that will give, that will give you.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
What am I smelling? There's it's I know, I smell
the tat, not tat. It's not tat. It's tart.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It's like when you get those sour suckers and you go.
Speaker 13 (21:23):
What's the sour souckle? No, I'm smelling some kind of
baby thing. Oh yeah, I get is that I get baby?
You get a little baby in here, right, it's like, uh,
it's like baby powder and a little ship mixed in.
But yeah, sure it's great.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
No, we don't taste until that said, it does this
whole thing that we have to do so appearance. What
do you think? What does it look like to you?
Speaker 15 (21:46):
It looks like homeless urine. It looks like homeless hero
almost you aron, Okay, smell smell, smells like homeless baby.
Definitely grandma underwear with the whole baby.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Been hobo sticked in anyway. Taste, Oh my god, it's beautiful.
That's beautiful. It's so No, it's not. It is sour.
It's tark. It's not super sour. I don't hate it.
But it's not my it's not my Jeni, it's not
(22:19):
my Gail. Why do people like that? For real? What sour?
And I like a little fruit there? You do like friends,
aren't you?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
One morning buddies before the show Sometimes around like five
in the morning, we'll talk and what's nice is like
you can tell Opie just got up because he sounds
it sounds so cute, and his voice is all raspy.
When Opie's raspy in the morning, I can just picture
him there and his in his boxes with his penis
(22:51):
hanging up the little hole drink.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Somewhere that beer. I make it very easy for the
haters because.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I bed I because I'm I'm no joke.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Like a lot of mornings, I'm still half asleep. When
I start the live stream, I should watch it.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I will literally look at myself in the mir go yeah,
I think I look good, and then.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I say I see the live stream later in the day.
I got I got a fucking rats nest hair. Give
him some.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
The one time he did his hair, I had literally
in the beginning of the show, I did a double take. Dude,
you look like Liberaci dud. Dude, it was like floating.
He was like, oh, feathered, you had feathered here.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
So my my wife said to products, and uh, when
I go into a shower in my house, I don't
have my own.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Shampoo like.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Some mornings, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I used stuff that I think the shampoo on my hair,
and it's something that smells.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
God knows what he's used for. And then when that ship,
that ship dries, it makes me, It makes me look
like that's why you're thin.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
It makes it I don't have hair, Honestly, I think
I'm I'm I'm like using some kind of butt wash
on my hair thinking that's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Can you imagine if he put an air in his
hair and he went, what would.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
You, well, well, if you know, well, how vague are you?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Would you would you put on a wig? Would you
would you wear a hat? Would you literally go bald?
Speaker 4 (24:26):
If lady and they grow back?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I would just hat? Do you think you have?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
When I was younger, that scared the ship out of
me for real? But yeah, I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I think Matt could pull off bald for sure. Know
you have a face for it, and I can't pull
off the.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Face for ball.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
There's no way you can ball. You would look like
a fucking like a test tube. Baby, I'm not gonna
all right?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
How about like, can you can you pull off like
a short chest? What's that means? Shaved? What I'm not
asking you? I know that like other people shave you
can you pull off a suicide?
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Get ry.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You know, I'm an only child. I never had brothers
who tease me.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I do. Now, you're right.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I can't pull off ball because I have I have
good looking I got soft features.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Got kind of you know, I got kind of like,
I got kind of famine.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Tell yourself that when you walk home.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
All alone, you're like, so.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Your mother did not have a sea section with you
because your faces your face got squeezed out of your.
Speaker 13 (25:37):
Mother's I don't have a squeezy fingina.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yes, people, a sea section. You got squeezed out of
your mother's pelvis. And apparently your mother's pelvis is very small.
Speaker 13 (25:50):
You know, but you don't see it that way. You
say your mother was tight. Wait a minute, you got
me thinking because I got a brother.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
That's uh my mom had six birds, seven kids, twins.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
And I'm not.
Speaker 13 (26:02):
Gonna lie to you as you go down the age
I got, I got, I got one brother that has
a pumpkinhead.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
No, no, it's you people like fucking rabbits when he
has six kids.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
It was Catholic, they told you.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
That's what I'm saying. These Irish Catholic my mom, they're
like Mexicans.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I hate condoms to.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
My mom famously said this more times than not. She
would be a complete stranger on the street or in
the supermarket and then and the.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Person would go, oh, your kids are adorable, and know what,
she would say.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I don't want all these kids?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Can I do?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Your mothers like my mother?
Speaker 4 (26:43):
To god?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
My mom would say that, and I would look at
my siblings like, hey, man, I was first, So there's
a good there's a good possibility.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
She at least wanted me.
Speaker 15 (26:51):
Well, that's why when my son came out of my
wife and I watched him come out of her right,
and he's blonde.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
He comes out blonde. Look at me. My wife is dying.
She just she just had the baby. And I said, honey,
we got cheated on you with white lady. And so
she's like.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
She laughed.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
They're like, oh, man, the best joke every day? You
like that? Anyway? I don't. I don't know if we
Beer of the week was all right?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It works though the second time in a.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Row, and I'm not even drunk. You know what, can
you get another beer for him to dump right on
his So you've.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Spilled you spilled cloudy, I p and your ball cloud
and then you spilled fucking citrus salad sala.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Dude, you're pickling your balls. You are literally pickling forever.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Shot the fup.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
He's got cost It's okay, they're pickles, nickleballs. Is fine
to kick the ball. Oh my god, you want to
play pickleball.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
With shut he's got customers pickleball.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
If you could say it, I don't give a ship.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It's the volume you say. No, it's you're aware of.
Can I get a sandwich to go?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Can I touch it? I'm not gonna eat it.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Well, nobody's gonna eat if you touch it, eat it.
I'm clean. No, you're not. You've got cloven hoof. It
looks like an alligator. That looks like the blue offal.
Look at that. But someone needs to see a gun
in college, I do.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I had a girlfriend who's.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
And I hate to say this, but because people get confused,
but we love this guy.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
We love you, right, I don't.
Speaker 10 (28:43):
Is just what love is.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
It is just what love is. What is love?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Don't hurt me? Is just what love is. I got
a tribute question before we leave? How many? How many
of them? What makes Dolly Parton one of the greatest ever?
It's her two biggest tips are big boots.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
You know it's her two greatest tits greatest, two biggest
tits greatest tits hits, two biggestest hits, but greatest hit
your two biggest hits, two biggest tits biggest hits, but
hits tits hits.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Jolie Joe was the second greatest song or other tit. No,
it's no, no, no, no, that's not her greatest.
Speaker 15 (29:30):
She did a horrible job best when you compare to
Whitney and Houston.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
But I'm gonna tell you why she's the greatest. Are
the biggest.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
She wrote Joline and I Will Always Love You, and
at the same time, the same day she wrote one
in the right with the right hand, one with the
left hand. She wrote those two songs on the same day,
and the same day, and the same day and the
day the same day.
Speaker 13 (29:55):
So she's the blame for Whitney Houston getting addicted to Craig.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Probably right. It's a matter who throws the party every week. Uh,
two joints, this one and two joints. This one. Smoke
two joints and then I smoked more.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Oh my god, I can barely hit like two hits
oh Canada, Okay, thank you.
Then you know what I sound like.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I sound like I sound like that scene in Uh
Dumb and Dummer when they're in the when they're in
the cab and they go, hey, you want to hear
the most annoying.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Sound, that's me.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm embarrassed to say this, but I need Ron today.
I need Ron the waiter today. And he's loving that
I needed him.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
He needs me. Ron wasn't even sure he's gonna get here.
He had a big audition.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Today, big audition today.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And then I'm like, Ron, you gotta get your ass
over to death Hearts because Matt canceled last second.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I needed you to.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm ope he's trying to call me when I'm on
the subway, Ronnie, where are you?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm all by myself.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You know what, Usually I would try to fight back.
I would try to fight back, but I can't fight out.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You literally said, right, I need you. You sounded like
a desperate flec.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Right, you sound like a seventeen year old girlfriend who
I banged a few times. And you're going, they're still
a Vergin.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
We all know that.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Uh you know, usually it's Matt sitting where Ron is
the owner of dead Parts on the upper west Side
here in New York City, and I was setting up
and all of a sudden, I'm like god, I just
said hi to Matt and then he disappeared for twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
That's why we're a little late right now. And I
got this. I got this text.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Dude, I'm on the John having an all out liquid war.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I'm pretty sure I'm out for the show.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Is that the owner of Get Pats And then he
jumped on his Holly and he and he's.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Split like, I bring the I bring the the proof,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
And people are commenting that I got the big font.
I do got the big font. I got the big fon.
My kids make fun of me and my big font.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Why do you need the big fight? Did you have
laser surgery? I didn't have, Like, so why are you
doing a big font?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
So I stare at it wasn't successful.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I stare at a MacBook all day long, and I'm
straining the ship out of my eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
If you want to know the truth, most people.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Will get laser surgery are near sight of a fire sight.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I don't remember. It was in two thousand. I was
the guy.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Did you get it?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Because I had shitty eyes? I had I had h
thick glasses.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh my god, Oh my god, you had thick glass,
thick glasses.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I went how old until uh two thousand?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I need a picture, all right, I need a picture
of your fucking revenge of the nerd glass.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I got a picture.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Hold on, I just.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Don't need a picture of you. I got a picture.
I also need a picture when you fucking blowed and
had tits.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh yeah, I'll fine. I need, I need.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I need a picture of your tits. And I need
a picture of your thick glass.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'll find that well.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Just throwing your cock, I'll find all right.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
I'll give you all my picks throwing the cock, but
I'll start with this.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
This is this is.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
Your pal ah my, yeah, I got the this is
when I first started dw.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, that's why class, dude, that's why. That's why you
were a virgin in college.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I wasn't a virgin. I was. I was eighteen.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hold on, you had red hair.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I had mousey red hair. I literally don't know what
happened to my mouse you red hair?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Right, everyone's calling me a nerd.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You are a nerd.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You're a nerd. I don't have big tips.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I had man boots for a while. I got rid
of them, though, Yeah we got Tony p Tony Pad.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Were you here when Matt Bell's keep it down here when.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Matt bield you were right?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I'm sure it was.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
He didn't look good.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm not happy because when I first got here, He's like,
I just had a coughing fit. And then he ran
down the street to get medicine. I'm like, oh my god.
We were constantly getting each other sick and this, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
This isn't that good.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then when he finally said, I think I'm out
because I I just had a liquor. What what is
it called liquid war in the bathroom, I'm like, you
know what, I'm not bummed because I don't want to
go home.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
With with the with the liquid war.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah it's called First of all, I don't call liquid war.
When I have a dad, I call it Niagara falls.
I got to give my roommate a lot of credit.
You haven't you gonna have that explosive? And then on
the side, yeah, but he looks like he takes it
up there. You understand it's a too way pipe. You
can't you can't compare the two. Mine's a too way
pipe occasionally, but that's just with.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Literally you go two way with your pipe.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What does that mean? Yeah, I lovers, get your wife
explore you.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
She don't like, she doesn't weird.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I mean like I don't understand, Like I don't take
flesher and let my wife explore My body.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Can good because I know what my my butt's capable
of that.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I don't. I don't want to. I don't want anyone
to a finger in your ass. Uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
It was it enjoyable.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah, but the older you get, yeah, exact exactly, it's
like to stay away from it exactly. Why because I
got a hemorrhoid and it's like, you know what I mean,
there's like.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
A little piece of chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now if you got like bubble, if you got bubble
wrap coming out of it, took us no bubble.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's hemorrhoids, all right.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I don't you called Niagara falls. I called the green
apple splatters. Yeah, green apple splatter.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
All I know is on the side of the toe.
It looks like a war shop test.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I just call it what it is. I'm having trouble
in here, lady, get away.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
And by the way, just a but you know, a
little off topic. But Noah is a confirmed Atlantean.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Just okay, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
How is he confirmed Atlantian?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Because he's he's confirmed?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, we all have We all keep reincarnating. Noah's DNA
is an Atlantean. That's why he built the act because
he knew the flood was coming.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Hold on one second, bro, Yeah, Atlantis has to exist
for him to be in Atlanta exist. I believe it exists.
So there's all sorts of ship that existed. I know
that I came from somewhere. I can't swim with the ship.
We discussed that last time. You know how to swim, right,
you know I can't swim. I'm a Greek that doesn't
know how.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm a tremendous swimmer.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
That's crazy. I went to the Greek islands, so.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Hold on water everywhere I was born in Like the freestyle,
you don't have to do the breast stroke. Like if
you were the water, would you drown if your feet
couldn't touch the bottom.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
That's a no question.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Now because my cousin has a pool in Florida and
I've survived that, so there was no feet touching the bottom,
And yes.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I did so, Old Doggy paddle.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
No, I didn't panic. That was the thing. I was
high and I didn't panic. That's the first.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Hold Hold on.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
How old were you when you realize you didn't drown?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
With you about two years ago?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You know how a black woman like black women don't paper?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I was raised black on paper?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Why you don't swim?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Black grow up without a father?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
That's it. How do you How do you go through
life without swimming?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I just it's one of the one of the pleasures.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
One of the pleasures of life is going in a
body of water and floating on your back and hold on,
sharks don't bite yet, you don't go in the ocean.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
No, I go in the ocean. Now I go in
the ocean.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
My fear is gone, but I'm not going to go
to the point where I'm gonna attack me.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Your fear has only been gone two years.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Do you know why people get by sharks? Why because
they go out into the ocean.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I don't ever admit you can't swim again.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
It's not it's not good for your I'm not a
manly man like with the go down, I'd be the
entertainment you got.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
You look manly.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I can do, but like, I'm not going to go swimming.
I leave that for somebody else. You know, everybody has
to have their strength. My strength is a I'll ampertain people.
I could cook and I could fix it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Why I hate you say?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Hold on?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You say people get reincarnated?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Are you my mother get reincarnated?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I don't want to believe it because I had a
decent life and I don't want to come back as
like a beggar in a puddle.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You don't want to believe reincarnation because he's like this
one was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, if you had a good life, you don't want
to you don't want to believe in reincarnation, come back less.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Then here's the massive mistake hop he's making.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
He thinks he doesn't have a choice in it, and
he's gonna come back as a one legged beggar in
fucking New DELI.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yes, no, you that's not.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
How it works.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
They say that you come back here to learn, and
the more you learn.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The writer and director of everything, over and over again,
I'm a reflect.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
You've learned something, You learned something in.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Your past life, because if you had a successful life,
this life forget maybe getting your next life. You'll learn
how to keep it going until the end, do you
I learn.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I learned how to get toxic people out of my life.
I learned how to not to be an enabler. I
learned how to live in the moment.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I h only in your next life, you're gonna have to.
The theme is going to be not to self sabotage
yourself with your career.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I don't self sabotage anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, that's the past.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
So because I'm around good people.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How they describe the mechanism of this, of this simulation
is it's zero zero. Yet we always start at zero
zero zero, So the past doesn't exist anymore. The future
doesn't exist because everything is happening in the present.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Correct, So that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's you can start fresh now now now now, because
everything the past, president of future is happening now, stay
in the present.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The future is not determined, because the future is only if.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Someone gives you your future right now. It's only based
on your energy at the moment, which means the future
is not set. The reading was only based on your
state of being now.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Damn, my life doesn't mean what's happening tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
If you truly want to succeed and be successful in life,
remain present, keep your mind, calm, stay content, and trust
the process and go with the flow, and motherfucker, everything
will be handed to you. Because you are the creator,
(09:29):
director and writer of this run.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
You live with a gay guy and you can't pay
your rent. I mean, I love what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
But Boston Buddha, the.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Boston Buddha. All right, you guys want a song from
Michael G.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
Potter.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Michael G.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Potter, I just want to say before you start, and
this is true. You know who my cousin is, said, Uh,
Paul Simon. No, that's true, Paul, And.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
My cousin on my mother's side, he was at my bomb.
It's fight. You gave me a Stirling. Still have a
Kidders cup.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You have a lot to catch up on.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, so, uh so Ron the Waiters parents.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
His dad how tall?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
My father's five five four.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
He's not that he's dead, but he lost both legs
and diabetes.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
And if that's not bad enough, then his mom turned
and is now a lesbian and she's shacked up supposedly
with r F K.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Junior's first cousin my mother and R F K Junior's
first cousin. Little scissoring that they do that, and they
have like these cactus vibrating vibrators.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I think the tall part of the cactus goes in.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
The Wait, you're really related to Paul Simon?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Paul Simon is my second cousin on my mother's side.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Does he pick up the phone you call, dude, He's talk.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
About another fucking five to five guys super short way.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
So how is he related to you?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Through my mother?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
He's related to my mother's a levine, so he's related
on my mother's side.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
He is my mother's second cousin. That's that's nothing. It's nothing,
second cousin.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
And then that means you're like what I got.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh Simon blood in me?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yes, I do nothing, it's nothing. What noth.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (11:29):
You a phony where you can celebrate anything you won't.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Yeah, you can celebrate anything you won't.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh ah, Hi.
Speaker 12 (11:49):
Road home.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Where you can penetrate any place you go.
Speaker 11 (11:56):
Yeah, you can penetrate any place you go.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Told your soup?
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Oh our won't? Is you?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Everything is doctor be It's like you wanted to because.
Speaker 12 (12:18):
I preak common though, where you can radiate everything you are.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, you can radiate everything you are.
Speaker 13 (12:35):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Now I.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
Roll stone in where you can imity everyone you know. Yeah,
you can enmity everyone you know. Told your soup. Oh
our won't is you?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Everything's got to be It's.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Like you want to because.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I feel the wind blow. Where you can indicate everything
you see.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
Yeah, you can indicate any thing you see.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I I.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I roll at lo where you can syndicate any boats
you row.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Yeah, yeah, you can syndicate any boat to own. Sod
you so, oh, I won't is you?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Everything has got to be the sac you wanted to.
Speaker 14 (14:18):
Because wow, great that is awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
That was great.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
This is Michael J.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Potter and he does uh he performs at Strawberry Fields
and you do it live on YouTube.
Speaker 15 (14:43):
Live on YouTube, and live on Facebook and Instagram and
play the club Stir Good in New York.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Can I explain something.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
We got to get him out of here because this
girl is spending money like a Luna tit right now, So.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
We got to get him out of here. And name
he's out there shopping.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You gave her, you gave her a credit card.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
I I ain't say up there, Michael G.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
Potters.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
If you know the words, you know.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Sailing, hardship, stew broken harbor, out of wine in the night.
Still the searcher must ride the dark horse out it
is right?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Tell me why? Tell me why.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Is it hard to make arrangements with your sound when
you're old enough to read pain, young enough to.
Speaker 10 (15:55):
Say tell me lies later, Come and see me. I'll
be around for a while. I am lonely, but you
(16:23):
can free me all in the way.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That's smile.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
Tell me why hide? Tell me why hide? Is it
hard to make arrangements of yourself.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
When you're old enough to repay but young enough to sell?
Speaker 13 (17:00):
H m hm.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Wow, Michael G.
Speaker 10 (17:18):
Potter, You don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
You don't have to scream.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
He's like the scream. You're the scream.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
He just he just played a nice soft I got
so excited for Michael J.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Potter. G.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I'm not Michael J.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Fox.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Michael G.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I want to know more about the Paul Simon thing.
You just saw him at a wedding every once in
a while. Paul Simon? Is he ever in your house?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Did you eat?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Paul Simon? Was that my bond?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
He was at you?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He gave me a sterling silver Kiddish cup. It's the
one and only I probably sold.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
It's probably the only time I was a rewrap.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
You know that? What's that means? It was a rewrap?
He regifted. He regifted it, he got it, and.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You don't gift a sterling silver kidd he gifted.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
He's Paul Simon.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
He got.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
He's got a house full of junk.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I met him when I was thirteen. I met him
when I was thirty.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
I had a friend named.
Speaker 10 (18:23):
Right.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You think Paul Simon went out shopping for your bot
mitzvah or did he look around his house and say
give him this shitty thing?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Hold on, how much older is Paul Simon?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Then he's eighty. I think at least he's got to be.
You don't even know what's your favorite pul Simon?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hold on, excuse me, he's my you're talking about my
fucking blood. You don't talk about my blood.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You don't know what you know.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
You don't believe half the shitty says. By the way,
name won Paul Simon's.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Song Bridge over a Troubled Water.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
I gave you one of the little What was that
weird song that he did with chevy Chase was.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
In the video. Remember that one?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah, well, what the hell wasn't I don't remember what
band chevy Chase was in.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Chevy Chase was Oh my god, I know I don't
say it right. This is actually pretty incredible.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
In college, he was in a band that's very famous.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, he's actually the band like beat It and I think, Uh,
chevy Chase was so bad they decided to go with
a two piece that's your.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Hand with a two piece band.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
It wasn't just the drummer, Oh was it?
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Dal Hall and John Oaks. Oh God, that's a two
piece bro.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I think the name of the band is hold On.
I think the band.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's chevy Chase was in abandoned college and chevy Chase
decided to pursue a career in comedy instead of music.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I believe the.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Band he was playing with in college turned into Steely Dane.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
No, chevy Chase was in Steel.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan in college. By the way,
do you know the origin of Steely Dan.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
I don't know the origin.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I can I answer this.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's you know what Steely Dan means.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
It's a sex Tour.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
It's it's a dildough steely.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Steely dan is then is a is another name for
a for a metal dildo, for a metal yeah, like
a steely. It's called a steely dance. So they named
their band after a dildo.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, my mother knew it right away.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Let's do Beer of the Week, Matt.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
I just can't wait to see what these guys their
faces look like when they taste this crap we're going.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
I'm just kidding. It's a beautiful beer.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
It's called Westbrook Goza, and it's sour. It's a little charge.
Look well it does so it's the most refreshing type
of beer on the planet. It's smellst like my grandma's underwear.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
It's does.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Actually, this is why I thought of this beer. She's
been dead for twenty five years.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
I've been busy trying to find beers, sorry, trying to
find peers, and I I.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Go to extreme links to find a beer that.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Makes sense, that will give, that will give you.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
What am I smelling? There's it's I know, I smell
the tat, not tat. It's not tat. It's tart.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It's like when you get those sour suckers and you go.
Speaker 13 (21:23):
What's the sour souckle? No, I'm smelling some kind of
baby thing. Oh yeah, I get is that I get baby?
You get a little baby in here, right, it's like, uh,
it's like baby powder and a little ship mixed in.
But yeah, sure it's great.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
No, we don't taste until that said, it does this
whole thing that we have to do so appearance. What
do you think? What does it look like to you?
Speaker 15 (21:46):
It looks like homeless urine. It looks like homeless hero
almost you aron, Okay, smell smell, smells like homeless baby.
Definitely grandma underwear with the whole baby.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Been hobo sticked in anyway. Taste, Oh my god, it's beautiful.
That's beautiful. It's so No, it's not. It is sour.
It's tark. It's not super sour. I don't hate it.
But it's not my it's not my Jeni, it's not
(22:19):
my Gail. Why do people like that? For real? What sour?
And I like a little fruit there? You do like friends,
aren't you?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
One morning buddies before the show Sometimes around like five
in the morning, we'll talk and what's nice is like
you can tell Opie just got up because he sounds
it sounds so cute, and his voice is all raspy.
When Opie's raspy in the morning, I can just picture
him there and his in his boxes with his penis
(22:51):
hanging up the little hole drink.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Somewhere that beer. I make it very easy for the
haters because.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I bed I because I'm I'm no joke.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Like a lot of mornings, I'm still half asleep. When
I start the live stream, I should watch it.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I will literally look at myself in the mir go yeah,
I think I look good, and then.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I say I see the live stream later in the day.
I got I got a fucking rats nest hair. Give
him some.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
The one time he did his hair, I had literally
in the beginning of the show, I did a double take. Dude,
you look like Liberaci dud. Dude, it was like floating.
He was like, oh, feathered, you had feathered here.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
So my my wife said to products, and uh, when
I go into a shower in my house, I don't
have my own.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Shampoo like.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Some mornings, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I used stuff that I think the shampoo on my hair,
and it's something that smells.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
God knows what he's used for. And then when that ship,
that ship dries, it makes me, It makes me look
like that's why you're thin.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
It makes it I don't have hair, Honestly, I think
I'm I'm I'm like using some kind of butt wash
on my hair thinking that's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Can you imagine if he put an air in his
hair and he went, what would.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
You, well, well, if you know, well, how vague are you?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Would you would you put on a wig? Would you
would you wear a hat? Would you literally go bald?
Speaker 4 (24:26):
If lady and they grow back?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I would just hat? Do you think you have?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
When I was younger, that scared the ship out of
me for real? But yeah, I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I think Matt could pull off bald for sure. Know
you have a face for it, and I can't pull
off the.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Face for ball.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
There's no way you can ball. You would look like
a fucking like a test tube. Baby, I'm not gonna
all right?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
How about like, can you can you pull off like
a short chest? What's that means? Shaved? What I'm not
asking you? I know that like other people shave you
can you pull off a suicide?
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Get ry.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You know, I'm an only child. I never had brothers
who tease me.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I do. Now, you're right.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I can't pull off ball because I have I have
good looking I got soft features.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Got kind of you know, I got kind of like,
I got kind of famine.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Tell yourself that when you walk home.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
All alone, you're like, so.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Your mother did not have a sea section with you
because your faces your face got squeezed out of your.
Speaker 13 (25:37):
Mother's I don't have a squeezy fingina.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yes, people, a sea section. You got squeezed out of
your mother's pelvis. And apparently your mother's pelvis is very small.
Speaker 13 (25:50):
You know, but you don't see it that way. You
say your mother was tight. Wait a minute, you got
me thinking because I got a brother.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
That's uh my mom had six birds, seven kids, twins.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
And I'm not.
Speaker 13 (26:02):
Gonna lie to you as you go down the age
I got, I got, I got one brother that has
a pumpkinhead.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
No, no, it's you people like fucking rabbits when he
has six kids.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
It was Catholic, they told you.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
That's what I'm saying. These Irish Catholic my mom, they're
like Mexicans.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I hate condoms to.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
My mom famously said this more times than not. She
would be a complete stranger on the street or in
the supermarket and then and the.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Person would go, oh, your kids are adorable, and know what,
she would say.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I don't want all these kids?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Can I do?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Your mothers like my mother?
Speaker 4 (26:43):
To god?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
My mom would say that, and I would look at
my siblings like, hey, man, I was first, So there's
a good there's a good possibility.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
She at least wanted me.
Speaker 15 (26:51):
Well, that's why when my son came out of my
wife and I watched him come out of her right,
and he's blonde.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
He comes out blonde. Look at me. My wife is dying.
She just she just had the baby. And I said, honey,
we got cheated on you with white lady. And so
she's like.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
She laughed.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
They're like, oh, man, the best joke every day? You
like that? Anyway? I don't. I don't know if we
Beer of the week was all right?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It works though the second time in a.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Row, and I'm not even drunk. You know what, can
you get another beer for him to dump right on
his So you've.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Spilled you spilled cloudy, I p and your ball cloud
and then you spilled fucking citrus salad sala.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Dude, you're pickling your balls. You are literally pickling forever.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Shot the fup.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
He's got cost It's okay, they're pickles, nickleballs. Is fine
to kick the ball. Oh my god, you want to
play pickleball.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
With shut he's got customers pickleball.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
If you could say it, I don't give a ship.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It's the volume you say. No, it's you're aware of.
Can I get a sandwich to go?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Can I touch it? I'm not gonna eat it.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Well, nobody's gonna eat if you touch it, eat it.
I'm clean. No, you're not. You've got cloven hoof. It
looks like an alligator. That looks like the blue offal.
Look at that. But someone needs to see a gun
in college, I do.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I had a girlfriend who's.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
And I hate to say this, but because people get confused,
but we love this guy.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
We love you, right, I don't.
Speaker 10 (28:43):
Is just what love is.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
It is just what love is. What is love?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Don't hurt me? Is just what love is. I got
a tribute question before we leave? How many? How many
of them? What makes Dolly Parton one of the greatest ever?
It's her two biggest tips are big boots.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
You know it's her two greatest tits greatest, two biggest
tits greatest tits hits, two biggestest hits, but greatest hit
your two biggest hits, two biggest tits biggest hits, but
hits tits hits.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Jolie Joe was the second greatest song or other tit. No,
it's no, no, no, no, that's not her greatest.
Speaker 15 (29:30):
She did a horrible job best when you compare to
Whitney and Houston.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
But I'm gonna tell you why she's the greatest. Are
the biggest.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
She wrote Joline and I Will Always Love You, and
at the same time, the same day she wrote one
in the right with the right hand, one with the
left hand. She wrote those two songs on the same day,
and the same day, and the same day and the
day the same day.
Speaker 13 (29:55):
So she's the blame for Whitney Houston getting addicted to Craig.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Probably right. It's a matter who throws the party every week. Uh,
two joints, this one and two joints. This one. Smoke
two joints and then I smoked more.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Oh my god, I can barely hit like two hits
oh Canada, Okay, thank you.
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