November 3, 2025 • 25 mins
Get ready for a laugh riot with Trippin with Opie and Matt! This rapid-fire supercut from the Opie Radio podcast at Gebhards is loaded with outrageous moments—think clapping controversies, Trump’s war on bike lanes, and wild rants about Jewish stereotypes, fermented shark, and Little Debbie pre-porn confessions. Opie, Matt, and Ron dive into hilarious tangents, from Aerosmith’s bizarre name origin to the 27 Club’s tragic tales. Subscribe for more unfiltered chaos!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I believe it to be a joke, but I don't
think it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And he's just clapping, He's just clapping, and then the
crowd silences, and he says, every time I clap my hands,
another child in Africa dies.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Right, And then somebody in the front ho goes there
still clapping.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The evil unless he's gonna bring back the bike lanes
and the white sidewalks because uh Trump has defunded.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Wait a minute, Trump has defunded.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
He doesn't like bike lanes and he doesn't like white sidewalks,
and that's because he's never walked on a sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And he's never rode a bike. You imagine. Do you
think you do better than Biden?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I would love to see him on a fucking bike
with that big potato ass of his.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
We gather the money of horse, you gather, the body
we gather. We gather the taxes. Why is not a
bad stereotype? By the way, with the Jews, you guys
love your money. We all love our money, though, right,
show me the money.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
But they're they're the same ship you bring to UH
heligating party for a football game, the same ship you
guys are using for this Jewish.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
The reason people have a problem with Jews having money
is because the people have a problem with it are
the ones who don't have fucking money.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Why don't you get your own fucking money. There's someone
that caddied for a lot of Jewish people.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'll tell you why we have a problem with with
the juice.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
No, because your fucking attitude.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They were the only ones that were cheap. No, they
would peel off those.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Brand new ten dollars when bags, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
They would peel Did they pay you with chocolate coins? Oh? God?
By the way, you know you know what that's called.
No out glut glt. You have enough it will give
you a goat gelt or have time for one more
happy hour? Did I miss go and get a beer
man Jesus? Oh you missed it.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Oh you missed the oh happy eight minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You could have had them. You could have got another one. There.
They're gonna get a pipe for a lot of money.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
That Actually it's very good with voices. Can you give
us a crocodile?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'll do it later.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'll do it later when you're not expecting whatever you
don't put can you can you do it?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'll tell you am not on not on demand. Getting
in the water out is a shock. Trip on the body,
A trip on the.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
That means something, mean something. Actually, I know that means something.
I just hit a card door on my bike. Road
b l What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
His kids in the diaper?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
His daughter's over three, she is over and she knows
how to say stripper, So roadblocks, She said, Daddy, I
don't love you.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Stop talking to me. He said, why because the puke.
Maybe he stopped talking. Maybe maybe mommy's talking to Millie
when you're not around. Oh my god, the right thing
to do might come home.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Guess what was just announce today was like breaking news.
Trump has demanded or commanded.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
The full investigation the Amelia air.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Hart fucking kidding me. The President of the United States goes,
we're gonna get to the bottom of a million air hot.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Dude, how desperate is he?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, I'll tell you this though, it means we don't
have an alien on ice because at this point, well
Trump has to play the alien on ice card.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Get that fucking thing out of the basement of the
White House.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
We're gonna get a fresh one soon, right, I think
we have fresh ones on the way.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
So we have fresh ones on the way. By the way,
so what the alien said is a million went through
a portal. That's exactly. Of course.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
My whole point is though they don't have the aliens,
this would be the time to break out the only
by the way, that was distracted and everybody.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
But that would distract everybody from the Hamburgers for delicious,
the Hambergers. What do you look at him? Of course
I have to go first. Of all, my name is Ron,
the waiters, So now I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Get got I got something for you, the worst food
you could eat.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Why do I have to go first? Because he's looking
at you and I'm not doing it? Worst food.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now. It's fucking disgusting.
You go to a fucking bodega and they are selling
bags of fried porkskins?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Are you fucking insane? Worse for you? For you? You
go do that? I didn't do that.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Oh you go into a boatdega and you can get
a bag of fried porkskins.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Just sulted. Uh, it's just assaulted. Matt and his wife.
She gets the she gets the chicken knuckles.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
By the way, she gets chicken insulted the entire continent
of South South America.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They're not watching, but you insulted him and his wife
fried pigskin. Not they do the chicken.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Feet, I don't say they just the wife.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
No, but you try what she cooks. You don't have
the chicken.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
I thought you were asking about the worst possible tasting
food that you could have.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I already have that.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Why it's the Norwegian uhing fermented shark.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, fermented rotting shark. I've heard about it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And if you open it, I've been trying to get
it to get parts of Macco's.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That'll be the end of our friendship because not tell
you what, because they say, just opening the thing, the
whole place will smell. Right. I want to muscle all right,
Why don't you try to bollow it the people.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
That's a duck egg dun. That's it is embryotic duck.
It's kind of ready to come out of the shell,
and it's got bones and feathers.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Do you eat that? Have you had it? I have
seen it real close.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, and I was I was supposed to eat really
supposed to eat it, and I didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I would eat that for the show, for the show
there's things I do for the show, and shoot, that
was easy. Drinking a beer. Shoes I've seen these shoes.
Oh those are new.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah, I got shoes to These are my new shoes.
They're two years, are hot. There's they don't breathe. Yeah,
so you won't try it. What's the worst food for you?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Take I'll drink a beer out of your shooting right
on the left, I think about it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
But if you have athletes foot, it's gonna be on
your right side, right. So yeah, mos grows on the
south side of the tree.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, something like that, because I think you work
your right foot more than in your left foot. I
think so I worked my left foot more. How shifting years?
Oh fuck yeah, I don't want anything. He was talking
about his hip, my hip replace that.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
I saw a motorcycle with a with a hip replacement.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
The hip joint, yeah, the titanium hip joint as a
as a shifter.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No way. Yeah. Wait so we're all right. So the
worst food for you? Jesus, Well, I think they're really
bad for you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I would assume a lot of I would assume all
that his way up there, What do you got?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It has to be food? I don't know. I just
wanted to kill time. I don't have you want to
kill time, I'll help you bury the butt.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Look how hazy this ship is? That thing almost not
that's amazing. Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
This was like America. This is like my This is
like my pea. That's a taste like my pee. Dude,
I had a girl.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I had a girlfriend who had a section same fucking
colors this beer.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah all right, cheers. Literally it was like I was like,
that's Maps promoting his new beer, yeast. Would you get
your gibbes. This is frosted. I like it. I love
the can't trigger without the big oil can This is
(08:23):
the gods on the truth.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It tastes better out of the tap it really, it
just does. You don't taste the aluminum.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Coated.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
First of all, I want to start off with this
your classes, because you're not.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm fucking sex this ship. Look at this ship and
I need a hair cut everything.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I'm sex you six for this list now, before we
get started.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
First of all, we just started just behe or not.
We started no not, we started. Don't let everyone know. Yeah,
doesn't ye know?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I was an air Force one, Like I'm really yeah,
I was a member of the Arrowsmith's.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I like trade kept the rolling all my long.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Maybe back in the saddle and his daughter, maybe his
daughter a little bit love his daughter, right, But.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Steve, and how did Aerosmith come to the name Aerosmith?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
How did they discover that name? You you have an
idea they've been on your show. I do I actually know?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Okay, God, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I mean, that is kind of a true story when
Arrowsmith was down and out a little bit, just because
he helped him. We were we were huge in Boston,
and they said, if you're trying to like reinvent yourself
and get back on the map a little bit because
they were down and out a little bit, you need
to do Opien Anthony.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
This is a true story. So the whole band came
in except for the drummer because I think he was
on fire or something. Joey Kramer didn't have a iron
incident or something. Maybe who does this is SUTs in
his hair? This is this is a good German beer. Shut. Oh,
let's have a sooty beer today. Beer. We're gonna We're
gonna have a soot Go ahead, Ron, Sorry, what what
(10:17):
number were you in the fan? Club. What number were
you in the fan club? Do you want to say
soot one more time? The number? I don't remember that.
He just he just spuilt thea. You spilled fucking betol.
(10:40):
You got fucking yeasty nuts.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Now you've got crooked barstools.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So now the myehole. It looks like you just all
the way to my you got.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
You got moldy yeasty So. Joey Kramer buys an album
called Ariel Ballet.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I never remember an album called Ariel Ballet.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Joey Kramer remembers it like this is stupid. It's like
synchronized skydiving. Can I tell you who was my favorite
part of this? This live from when I'm editing ship mind?
(11:35):
I excuse me? Have you ever heard of a guy
named Harry Nilssen, Harry or Harry Harry Here? I don't
know here. You don't know Harry Nelson. I know Harry
Neils I don't know who's who is he? He was
friends with John Wannon.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Yeah, that's him. That's Ariel Ballet, that's him. He had
a number one hit What was the song off that?
By the way, he had a number of hits, good
number hit without you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Without number one hits, you too ripped off and wrote
a big.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Hit even Oh I can't hear you're a babbling well
glad again you're a stand up.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah that works. Tell the story. It doesn't mean.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
That you now just fucking babble. By the way, Keeth
Tyler just walked back like six times. There's all these
ladies and big old mounds.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, that's all the No, he has a bonto thing.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I did it. He did it. It's over continuing. I
know with it without you. I heard it.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I know what's the bit for real again, so I
believe it to be too, But I don't think it's
a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Was one and he's just clapping.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
He's just clapping, and then the crowd silences, and he said,
every time I clap my hands, another child in Africa dies.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
And then somebody in the front goes el.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So Harry Nielsen had, by the way, number one head.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Harry Nelson here, Harry or Harry Harry here. He put
out an album called Aerial Ballet. So Joey So Joey
Kramer is like uh Ario mind Aero star Ari. And
then someone through in the name Smith.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
They were looking at the outcome when they were name
one of the coolest rock fan.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
No, someone said Smith So so Joey kram hastided writing
on his psychology and math books while he was going
to high school in Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Part of this is the interesting part because you said,
you have a really interesting that's the story.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Of how that's That's a story if you're an Aristis fan.
That's a fascinating story.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
They adjust the name in the pro jam So and
he tells us this story that was his grandmother.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
His grandmother made uh Peodie jam r. Bullshit, there's a bullshit.
Do you know what Pearl james original name was? Ah?
You know, tell you one, two three? You didn't know?
That's why the number ten.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, that's that's off.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Really that's my name. That's like, well they will name
the first How.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
High were they that they decided to make himself after
after an obscure.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Basketball player spoken to like, that's agreed, agree name for
a man?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Right? That Mookie Blazing.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Movie sounds like a word you would say, my god, right,
the mokie's in there?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Did you just lock it out? You right? Good? It's
all over the microphone. That's wonderful.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I spit all over you You know, all right, Ron,
what do you got on the.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Twenty seven o'clock? Does anyone know the phenomenon?
Speaker 9 (15:29):
Not?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Maybe you everybody? That's just not true.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
The twenty seven Club phenomenon is phenomenon, is.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Phenomenon, super phenomenon, due.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Phenomenon once, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
One of us is not like the other. It's one
of I'm going to kick your out. That was Electric company.
The phenomena of the twenty seventh Club. No, no, no, no, no,
no no. The Muppets vision is the best. You think
nobody knows? What percentage of people? Do you think? No
(16:18):
about the twenty seven club? Or could name at least
five members?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
No?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I think if you said, hey, what's the twenty seventh club,
people will not know?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
We all. I don't think people know what the twenty
Oh my god, should they? No? No, no, everyone knows.
You're gonna embarrass yourself.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
And if I say to you the twenty seventh Club,
do you know what that means?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (16:40):
All?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Okay? And he knows? You know what the twenty seven
Club is?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
I think it's when celebrities passed away, at the age
of twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you, beautiful baby.
We're doing a podcast with a real dumb person. Thank you. Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
The podcast is called Dumbasses and he's the King dumb
Ass Ship.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay, I'm gonna do this. It's not chronological. Go ahead, Morrison,
I have to see what alright ready? Can I go now? Yes,
I'm gonna okay, all right, next one brought up without electricity.
(17:26):
Next one is ready if you didn't write it down wrong,
Can I just do the last? Please? I want to start.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Okay, Google, did you used to look for the dirty
stuff in the encyclopedia.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The African flat boobies? I did too. I looked for
in the encyclopedia African chunky.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Like dude, I I wish that was one of my
That was one of my first masturbations, was to a
flat black woman's booby. And don't forget like the Sears
catalog for the women's underwear. Some you can see like
sometimes you can see the black color of the bush.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Can I like, yeah, that's what you like? Can we
talk about pre porn preporn? Does everyone have one? What
do you mean porn? What do you use that I
call pre porn before you were Hollywood. All right, that's
a good one. Yeah, because that's a good one.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
You know, Bras and Theah, don't laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm not gonna laugh. This is gonna laugh. No, mine's
really okay.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Before he opened up the package and need it, I
rub one out to little Debbie.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Little Debbie, I did it.
Speaker 9 (18:37):
I'm not gonna remember American Pie when he was like looking
at Jemima on the package, I did it.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
That's you. You have to go away for a second, dude.
I'm not gonna laugh. I never want to be with
you again. That's fucking that's serial.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
The worst part is the second worst part is that
he opened it up and well, at least was on
the outside.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
At least mine's not gonna be as bad anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Back of the uh the Girl teen magazines because my
I had I had one legit sister and then a
sister that was thrown at us because she didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Have anywhere to live.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
They had the team magazines and on the back they
had the cream to make your brisk grow.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh, they had what you used.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And that was my pre porn back in the day
before I could get my hands on the good stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
But here's the thing, and I was done with my point.
I ate it.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I see that right, you get it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's like little Daby made me a sandwich after we
had sex. So you're a weird day. I was lucked
in an attic. You should still be and getting the
best was I was.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I was watching back one of these I was trying
to find clips in the background as low as possible,
but I heard clearly I wish this fucking guy would die.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I don't remember saying that. It was, but we love you,
we love you, Ron. You know we love you, Ron,
We love you, we love it. Go ahead. He's considered
the originator of the twenty seven Club. Robert Johnson. You
know who that is? John? And how did he die?
(20:22):
You know? Gunshot to the Johnson kind of clock stabbed,
poisoned shot because he was.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
He was Robert Johnson. They was poisoned by a jealous husband.
Number two Brian Jones, Ji Stones. How did Brian Jones brown?
They labeled it death by misadventure, that was the medical term.
(20:54):
Brian Jones was so close to Brian Jones and one
of the co founders of Roller of the Rolling was
found floating in his pool at the bottom of the river,
in the and in the medical exit was and the
he rolled down.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The hill and drown. Before that, they were just the floaters. Three.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Jimmy Hendrick, Jimmy hen excuse me while I kissed this guy?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
How did Jimmy Hendrick kissing guys?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
A sixth Australia.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
I'm trying to say apiciation, you know now, shining on
the shining on the.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Shop. She choked on a ham sand? How did jen
shot on the toilet? What part of she choked on
a ham sand? Which did not hear from a cast? Oh? Yeah, sorry,
same feat.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Sorry Jesus Ron, you're you're a real Alec tribeck.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
How did Janice drop? How did Janice Joplin died? I
forgot drug?
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Caroline jim Morrison.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
France Still Alive. Living in Syracus is a documentary on
by the way, the medical labeled at heart failure. You
know why from heroin? No, because people you don't get it,
you don't get shipped.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
I'm gonna tell you why. French law does not require
an autopsy. An autopsy was never so they assume it
was drugs. French law does not require an autopsy. Never
had an autopsy, so he did not die from.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Heart failures. But we assumed it's had the time. We
assumed it was. You feel feel your medicine. This isn't fun,
Kurt Cobain, gunshot from that lady. You didn't know that, Yes,
I didn't. You were you were thinking I might. And
here's the last one. Here's the last one. He's looking like,
(23:18):
oh he did. The lead singer of Pole I saw her.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
I saw her once in Graducy Park in a fucking nightgown.
Jump out of the limo, go into the go, open
up the truck.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Just grab grabad of drugs out and we don't know.
We don't know though, sorry, because there's no that. And
the last one, she came on the show. She came
on the show once and pulled, pulled me in Jim
Norton's ears and our nipples. Why, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
She was.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
She was crazy, big girl.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
She likes big, she's big bone, she likes she can
handle the twelve game, no problem with the twelve games.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
How tall is she?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
She?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It was a million years ago, but I would say
I think she was about seven foot five. Are you
ready for the last one? When I saw her one
huge bit.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
No, no, you're going to guess the last one. And
by the way, you're gonna guess the last one. Nice
Jewish girl, your own wet What the fuck I was spitting?
You're talking to the guy last one and she's and
she's Jewish.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Say it? No, he doesn't say Jewish names. I know it.
You want to bet? How much you want to bet?
How much you want to bet? He doesn't have twenty
seven dollars to bet you. She had, she had a
poof haired n Amy wine House. Yeah, she did it
on purpose. She just want to join her story. I
don't want to be I don't want to be part
(24:54):
of a club that would have me as a member.
That was what allen. Yeah, we want to be a
part of a club. You're part of their woody how
about that? How about I don't mind being part of
this club. I have yellow fever. Keep my wife out
of this. Do you know who he's buried? You made
(25:17):
fun and I'm not making I know. I enjoyed. I
enjoy as women. I find them, I find them nice
to look at.
I believe it to be a joke, but I don't
think it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And he's just clapping, He's just clapping, and then the
crowd silences, and he says, every time I clap my hands,
another child in Africa dies.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Right, And then somebody in the front ho goes there
still clapping.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The evil unless he's gonna bring back the bike lanes
and the white sidewalks because uh Trump has defunded.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Wait a minute, Trump has defunded.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
He doesn't like bike lanes and he doesn't like white sidewalks,
and that's because he's never walked on a sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And he's never rode a bike. You imagine. Do you
think you do better than Biden?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I would love to see him on a fucking bike
with that big potato ass of his.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
We gather the money of horse, you gather, the body
we gather. We gather the taxes. Why is not a
bad stereotype? By the way, with the Jews, you guys
love your money. We all love our money, though, right,
show me the money.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
But they're they're the same ship you bring to UH
heligating party for a football game, the same ship you
guys are using for this Jewish.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
The reason people have a problem with Jews having money
is because the people have a problem with it are
the ones who don't have fucking money.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Why don't you get your own fucking money. There's someone
that caddied for a lot of Jewish people.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'll tell you why we have a problem with with
the juice.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
No, because your fucking attitude.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They were the only ones that were cheap. No, they
would peel off those.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Brand new ten dollars when bags, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
They would peel Did they pay you with chocolate coins? Oh? God?
By the way, you know you know what that's called.
No out glut glt. You have enough it will give
you a goat gelt or have time for one more
happy hour? Did I miss go and get a beer
man Jesus? Oh you missed it.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Oh you missed the oh happy eight minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You could have had them. You could have got another one. There.
They're gonna get a pipe for a lot of money.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
That Actually it's very good with voices. Can you give
us a crocodile?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'll do it later.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'll do it later when you're not expecting whatever you
don't put can you can you do it?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'll tell you am not on not on demand. Getting
in the water out is a shock. Trip on the body,
A trip on the.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
That means something, mean something. Actually, I know that means something.
I just hit a card door on my bike. Road
b l What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
His kids in the diaper?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
His daughter's over three, she is over and she knows
how to say stripper, So roadblocks, She said, Daddy, I
don't love you.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Stop talking to me. He said, why because the puke.
Maybe he stopped talking. Maybe maybe mommy's talking to Millie
when you're not around. Oh my god, the right thing
to do might come home.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Guess what was just announce today was like breaking news.
Trump has demanded or commanded.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
The full investigation the Amelia air.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Hart fucking kidding me. The President of the United States goes,
we're gonna get to the bottom of a million air hot.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Dude, how desperate is he?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, I'll tell you this though, it means we don't
have an alien on ice because at this point, well
Trump has to play the alien on ice card.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Get that fucking thing out of the basement of the
White House.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
We're gonna get a fresh one soon, right, I think
we have fresh ones on the way.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
So we have fresh ones on the way. By the way,
so what the alien said is a million went through
a portal. That's exactly. Of course.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
My whole point is though they don't have the aliens,
this would be the time to break out the only
by the way, that was distracted and everybody.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
But that would distract everybody from the Hamburgers for delicious,
the Hambergers. What do you look at him? Of course
I have to go first. Of all, my name is Ron,
the waiters, So now I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Get got I got something for you, the worst food
you could eat.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Why do I have to go first? Because he's looking
at you and I'm not doing it? Worst food.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now. It's fucking disgusting.
You go to a fucking bodega and they are selling
bags of fried porkskins?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Are you fucking insane? Worse for you? For you? You
go do that? I didn't do that.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Oh you go into a boatdega and you can get
a bag of fried porkskins.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Just sulted. Uh, it's just assaulted. Matt and his wife.
She gets the she gets the chicken knuckles.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
By the way, she gets chicken insulted the entire continent
of South South America.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They're not watching, but you insulted him and his wife
fried pigskin. Not they do the chicken.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Feet, I don't say they just the wife.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
No, but you try what she cooks. You don't have
the chicken.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
I thought you were asking about the worst possible tasting
food that you could have.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I already have that.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Why it's the Norwegian uhing fermented shark.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, fermented rotting shark. I've heard about it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And if you open it, I've been trying to get
it to get parts of Macco's.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That'll be the end of our friendship because not tell
you what, because they say, just opening the thing, the
whole place will smell. Right. I want to muscle all right,
Why don't you try to bollow it the people.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
That's a duck egg dun. That's it is embryotic duck.
It's kind of ready to come out of the shell,
and it's got bones and feathers.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Do you eat that? Have you had it? I have
seen it real close.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, and I was I was supposed to eat really
supposed to eat it, and I didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I would eat that for the show, for the show
there's things I do for the show, and shoot, that
was easy. Drinking a beer. Shoes I've seen these shoes.
Oh those are new.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah, I got shoes to These are my new shoes.
They're two years, are hot. There's they don't breathe. Yeah,
so you won't try it. What's the worst food for you?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Take I'll drink a beer out of your shooting right
on the left, I think about it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
But if you have athletes foot, it's gonna be on
your right side, right. So yeah, mos grows on the
south side of the tree.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, something like that, because I think you work
your right foot more than in your left foot. I
think so I worked my left foot more. How shifting years?
Oh fuck yeah, I don't want anything. He was talking
about his hip, my hip replace that.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
I saw a motorcycle with a with a hip replacement.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
The hip joint, yeah, the titanium hip joint as a
as a shifter.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No way. Yeah. Wait so we're all right. So the
worst food for you? Jesus, Well, I think they're really
bad for you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I would assume a lot of I would assume all
that his way up there, What do you got?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It has to be food? I don't know. I just
wanted to kill time. I don't have you want to
kill time, I'll help you bury the butt.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Look how hazy this ship is? That thing almost not
that's amazing. Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
This was like America. This is like my This is
like my pea. That's a taste like my pee. Dude,
I had a girl.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I had a girlfriend who had a section same fucking
colors this beer.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah all right, cheers. Literally it was like I was like,
that's Maps promoting his new beer, yeast. Would you get
your gibbes. This is frosted. I like it. I love
the can't trigger without the big oil can This is
(08:23):
the gods on the truth.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It tastes better out of the tap it really, it
just does. You don't taste the aluminum.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Coated.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
First of all, I want to start off with this
your classes, because you're not.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm fucking sex this ship. Look at this ship and
I need a hair cut everything.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
I'm sex you six for this list now, before we
get started.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
First of all, we just started just behe or not.
We started no not, we started. Don't let everyone know. Yeah,
doesn't ye know?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I was an air Force one, Like I'm really yeah,
I was a member of the Arrowsmith's.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I like trade kept the rolling all my long.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Maybe back in the saddle and his daughter, maybe his
daughter a little bit love his daughter, right, But.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Steve, and how did Aerosmith come to the name Aerosmith?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
How did they discover that name? You you have an
idea they've been on your show. I do I actually know?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Okay, God, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I mean, that is kind of a true story when
Arrowsmith was down and out a little bit, just because
he helped him. We were we were huge in Boston,
and they said, if you're trying to like reinvent yourself
and get back on the map a little bit because
they were down and out a little bit, you need
to do Opien Anthony.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
This is a true story. So the whole band came
in except for the drummer because I think he was
on fire or something. Joey Kramer didn't have a iron
incident or something. Maybe who does this is SUTs in
his hair? This is this is a good German beer. Shut. Oh,
let's have a sooty beer today. Beer. We're gonna We're
gonna have a soot Go ahead, Ron, Sorry, what what
(10:17):
number were you in the fan? Club. What number were
you in the fan club? Do you want to say
soot one more time? The number? I don't remember that.
He just he just spuilt thea. You spilled fucking betol.
(10:40):
You got fucking yeasty nuts.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Now you've got crooked barstools.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So now the myehole. It looks like you just all
the way to my you got.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
You got moldy yeasty So. Joey Kramer buys an album
called Ariel Ballet.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I never remember an album called Ariel Ballet.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Joey Kramer remembers it like this is stupid. It's like
synchronized skydiving. Can I tell you who was my favorite
part of this? This live from when I'm editing ship mind?
(11:35):
I excuse me? Have you ever heard of a guy
named Harry Nilssen, Harry or Harry Harry Here? I don't
know here. You don't know Harry Nelson. I know Harry
Neils I don't know who's who is he? He was
friends with John Wannon.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Yeah, that's him. That's Ariel Ballet, that's him. He had
a number one hit What was the song off that?
By the way, he had a number of hits, good
number hit without you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Without number one hits, you too ripped off and wrote
a big.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Hit even Oh I can't hear you're a babbling well
glad again you're a stand up.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah that works. Tell the story. It doesn't mean.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
That you now just fucking babble. By the way, Keeth
Tyler just walked back like six times. There's all these
ladies and big old mounds.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, that's all the No, he has a bonto thing.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I did it. He did it. It's over continuing. I
know with it without you. I heard it.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I know what's the bit for real again, so I
believe it to be too, But I don't think it's
a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Was one and he's just clapping.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
He's just clapping, and then the crowd silences, and he said,
every time I clap my hands, another child in Africa dies.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
And then somebody in the front goes el.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So Harry Nielsen had, by the way, number one head.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Harry Nelson here, Harry or Harry Harry here. He put
out an album called Aerial Ballet. So Joey So Joey
Kramer is like uh Ario mind Aero star Ari. And
then someone through in the name Smith.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
They were looking at the outcome when they were name
one of the coolest rock fan.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
No, someone said Smith So so Joey kram hastided writing
on his psychology and math books while he was going
to high school in Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Part of this is the interesting part because you said,
you have a really interesting that's the story.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Of how that's That's a story if you're an Aristis fan.
That's a fascinating story.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
They adjust the name in the pro jam So and
he tells us this story that was his grandmother.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
His grandmother made uh Peodie jam r. Bullshit, there's a bullshit.
Do you know what Pearl james original name was? Ah?
You know, tell you one, two three? You didn't know?
That's why the number ten.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, that's that's off.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Really that's my name. That's like, well they will name
the first How.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
High were they that they decided to make himself after
after an obscure.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Basketball player spoken to like, that's agreed, agree name for
a man?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Right? That Mookie Blazing.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Movie sounds like a word you would say, my god, right,
the mokie's in there?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Did you just lock it out? You right? Good? It's
all over the microphone. That's wonderful.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I spit all over you You know, all right, Ron,
what do you got on the.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Twenty seven o'clock? Does anyone know the phenomenon?
Speaker 9 (15:29):
Not?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Maybe you everybody? That's just not true.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
The twenty seven Club phenomenon is phenomenon, is.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Phenomenon, super phenomenon, due.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Phenomenon once, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
One of us is not like the other. It's one
of I'm going to kick your out. That was Electric company.
The phenomena of the twenty seventh Club. No, no, no, no, no,
no no. The Muppets vision is the best. You think
nobody knows? What percentage of people? Do you think? No
(16:18):
about the twenty seven club? Or could name at least
five members?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
No?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I think if you said, hey, what's the twenty seventh club,
people will not know?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
We all. I don't think people know what the twenty
Oh my god, should they? No? No, no, everyone knows.
You're gonna embarrass yourself.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
And if I say to you the twenty seventh Club,
do you know what that means?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (16:40):
All?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Okay? And he knows? You know what the twenty seven
Club is?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
I think it's when celebrities passed away, at the age
of twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you, beautiful baby.
We're doing a podcast with a real dumb person. Thank you. Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
The podcast is called Dumbasses and he's the King dumb
Ass Ship.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay, I'm gonna do this. It's not chronological. Go ahead, Morrison,
I have to see what alright ready? Can I go now? Yes,
I'm gonna okay, all right, next one brought up without electricity.
(17:26):
Next one is ready if you didn't write it down wrong,
Can I just do the last? Please? I want to start.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Okay, Google, did you used to look for the dirty
stuff in the encyclopedia.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The African flat boobies? I did too. I looked for
in the encyclopedia African chunky.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Like dude, I I wish that was one of my
That was one of my first masturbations, was to a
flat black woman's booby. And don't forget like the Sears
catalog for the women's underwear. Some you can see like
sometimes you can see the black color of the bush.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Can I like, yeah, that's what you like? Can we
talk about pre porn preporn? Does everyone have one? What
do you mean porn? What do you use that I
call pre porn before you were Hollywood. All right, that's
a good one. Yeah, because that's a good one.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
You know, Bras and Theah, don't laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm not gonna laugh. This is gonna laugh. No, mine's
really okay.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Before he opened up the package and need it, I
rub one out to little Debbie.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Little Debbie, I did it.
Speaker 9 (18:37):
I'm not gonna remember American Pie when he was like looking
at Jemima on the package, I did it.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
That's you. You have to go away for a second, dude.
I'm not gonna laugh. I never want to be with
you again. That's fucking that's serial.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
The worst part is the second worst part is that
he opened it up and well, at least was on
the outside.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
At least mine's not gonna be as bad anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Back of the uh the Girl teen magazines because my
I had I had one legit sister and then a
sister that was thrown at us because she didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Have anywhere to live.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
They had the team magazines and on the back they
had the cream to make your brisk grow.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh, they had what you used.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And that was my pre porn back in the day
before I could get my hands on the good stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
But here's the thing, and I was done with my point.
I ate it.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I see that right, you get it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's like little Daby made me a sandwich after we
had sex. So you're a weird day. I was lucked
in an attic. You should still be and getting the
best was I was.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I was watching back one of these I was trying
to find clips in the background as low as possible,
but I heard clearly I wish this fucking guy would die.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I don't remember saying that. It was, but we love you,
we love you, Ron. You know we love you, Ron,
We love you, we love it. Go ahead. He's considered
the originator of the twenty seven Club. Robert Johnson. You
know who that is? John? And how did he die?
(20:22):
You know? Gunshot to the Johnson kind of clock stabbed,
poisoned shot because he was.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
He was Robert Johnson. They was poisoned by a jealous husband.
Number two Brian Jones, Ji Stones. How did Brian Jones brown?
They labeled it death by misadventure, that was the medical term.
(20:54):
Brian Jones was so close to Brian Jones and one
of the co founders of Roller of the Rolling was
found floating in his pool at the bottom of the river,
in the and in the medical exit was and the
he rolled down.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The hill and drown. Before that, they were just the floaters. Three.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Jimmy Hendrick, Jimmy hen excuse me while I kissed this guy?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
How did Jimmy Hendrick kissing guys?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
A sixth Australia.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
I'm trying to say apiciation, you know now, shining on
the shining on the.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Shop. She choked on a ham sand? How did jen
shot on the toilet? What part of she choked on
a ham sand? Which did not hear from a cast? Oh? Yeah, sorry,
same feat.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Sorry Jesus Ron, you're you're a real Alec tribeck.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
How did Janice drop? How did Janice Joplin died? I
forgot drug?
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Caroline jim Morrison.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
France Still Alive. Living in Syracus is a documentary on
by the way, the medical labeled at heart failure. You
know why from heroin? No, because people you don't get it,
you don't get shipped.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
I'm gonna tell you why. French law does not require
an autopsy. An autopsy was never so they assume it
was drugs. French law does not require an autopsy. Never
had an autopsy, so he did not die from.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Heart failures. But we assumed it's had the time. We
assumed it was. You feel feel your medicine. This isn't fun,
Kurt Cobain, gunshot from that lady. You didn't know that, Yes,
I didn't. You were you were thinking I might. And
here's the last one. Here's the last one. He's looking like,
(23:18):
oh he did. The lead singer of Pole I saw her.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
I saw her once in Graducy Park in a fucking nightgown.
Jump out of the limo, go into the go, open
up the truck.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Just grab grabad of drugs out and we don't know.
We don't know though, sorry, because there's no that. And
the last one, she came on the show. She came
on the show once and pulled, pulled me in Jim
Norton's ears and our nipples. Why, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
She was.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
She was crazy, big girl.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
She likes big, she's big bone, she likes she can
handle the twelve game, no problem with the twelve games.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
How tall is she?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
She?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It was a million years ago, but I would say
I think she was about seven foot five. Are you
ready for the last one? When I saw her one
huge bit.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
No, no, you're going to guess the last one. And
by the way, you're gonna guess the last one. Nice
Jewish girl, your own wet What the fuck I was spitting?
You're talking to the guy last one and she's and
she's Jewish.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Say it? No, he doesn't say Jewish names. I know it.
You want to bet? How much you want to bet?
How much you want to bet? He doesn't have twenty
seven dollars to bet you. She had, she had a
poof haired n Amy wine House. Yeah, she did it
on purpose. She just want to join her story. I
don't want to be I don't want to be part
(24:54):
of a club that would have me as a member.
That was what allen. Yeah, we want to be a
part of a club. You're part of their woody how
about that? How about I don't mind being part of
this club. I have yellow fever. Keep my wife out
of this. Do you know who he's buried? You made
(25:17):
fun and I'm not making I know. I enjoyed. I
enjoy as women. I find them, I find them nice
to look at.
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