Unmask Zohran Mamdani's Rap Past & NYC Chaos w/ Ron the Waiter

What if NYC's next mayor once rapped about flatbread under "Kardamon" while hiding an elitist silver spoon? Opie and Ron Berman expose Mamdani's rapper-to-politician twist, dating app scandals, alcohol's neurotoxin truth, and Curtis Sliwa's mob survival epic. Vote smarter—tune in before the polls close and discover why trades beat college debt every time. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome, welcome, welcome, all is welcome. I am in my
happy place some way out east on Long Island today
to do a little uh, to do a little fishing.
And with that sunrise over the ocean this morning, this
doesn't suck.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Looks like it's gonna be an all right day.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hopefully there's some some fishies in that ocean today.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's called the fall run.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
The trucks just go up and down the beach, up
and down the beach, looking for some action in the water.
Then they stop and hopefully pull in some giant striped basses.
Sometimes we call them cows. But very excited to be
doing that today. How is everybody? Everyone's good? Big day, everybody.
I'm gonna have a round the waiter on in.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
A minute here. But it is a big day in
New York City.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
My god, Are we going to vote in a communist
mayor for New York City? Are we going to vote
in a bad Democrat for New York City mayor? Are
we gonna vote in Curtis?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Now? Of course we're not voting again.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Curtis sliwa slave, God bless you for staying in the race.
But uh, Curtis Sleeve doesn't even have a shot today.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's it's down to.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
The uh, the Mom Dani, and it's uh down to
the Cuomo. And uh, you know, a mere few years ago,
most of New Yorkers hated Cuomo's guts, and now they
begrudgingly have to vote for Cuomo today because Trump is
telling everybody you gotta vote for Cuomo. Basically, Trump's like,
I hate the guy, but uh, he's sort of better

(01:35):
than the communists. So uh, Trump is supporting Cuomo today. Uh,
rest of peace, Dick Shaney, Rest in peace, Dick Shaney.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Isn't that a guy that died many many years ago.
I don't know if yeah, Opie and Ron rule, Well,
Ron might have went back to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
He's uh, he's he's got a lot to say about
the mayor's race.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
If Mom Donnie wins today, do I get a U haul?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm not gonna be able to get a U haul
right away, right because they've they're already rented. So I'm
gonna have to wait a couple months and then I
could get my U haul and.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Get the hell out of New York City.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Ah well, I'm already trying to get the hell out
of New York City. It's it's it's not an easy process.
They don't make it easy to leave New York City
at all at all. So we'll we'll have to wait
and see. But the early voting was completely out of control,
which means that Cuomo's making a big time come back.
He's tightened the race. Uh, there's a shot Cuomo could

(02:35):
pull this off today. This is why I hate politics.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
There are so.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Many people right now go into the polls going, oh,
but I hate Cuomo.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Two. This is what we get.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Isn't that?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Isn't that great?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Did you vote yet? I didn't vote yet.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'm gonna decide if I'm voting or not, Uh, whether
the fishing is good. If the fishing sucks, then I'll
go find a place and i'll vote.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'll vote, I guess. But with that we say good
morning to Run.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
The Way.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Live from a Story of Queens, the home of Mamdani.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
What's up, Ronnie?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Did you vote?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I know I was just going over that.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
If well, if the fishing is good today, ron I'm
not gonna vote, because you know I'm that guy.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm like, my vote ain't gonna count in the end.
My vote's not gonna count.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Honestly, I think in this election it probably would count.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Wait do you mean like if I don't vote and
uh Cuomo loses by one vote, then it was it
was up to me.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Hold on, I'm gonna be back in two seconds. I
want to show you something.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
All right, go ahead. Did Dick Cheney die? Everyone's saying
rest of peace to Dick Cheney?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Didn't Dick Cheney.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Die years ago? He's dead?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
But didn't he die years ago?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
There's a lot of people when you find out they died,
you're you're thinking to yourself. But this guy died years ago.
No rest of peace to Dick Cheney. I guess I
don't know. I don't remember his politics anymore. Thank god.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's a shame.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Ned Sheckler checking in, It's a shame that our public
schools don't produce students capable of differentiating between democratic socialists
and calms.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
There you go, what is showing me? Ron?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
So listen?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, look at all.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
The stuff I got because I.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Voted on Tuesday. Oh, I got a.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh, I see you. I love mom, Donnie Sticker, you
got for voting? Very good?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, yeah, what do you do with the stick
as though you gotta pen. You gotta pen for voting round.
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
You know where I you know where I put the
stick is where you want to say.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh, well, in the holes where the floodwaters are coming in.
All right, Ron walking around his apartment for the people
listening to the audio version of this, Oh damn, you
got a.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Whole wall of stick gys from voting.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Not just from voting.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Stephen Colbert, all right, all the Steve stickers.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
There's Stephen Colbert stickers.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
All right, listen, I got explained to the people because
a believe it or not, Ron, this podcast is starting
to grow a little bit. And uh Ron told the
story when no one was listening to us. Back in
the day he sold let's just call it tree. You
sold flowers and one of your clients was the Stephen
Colbert Show. I don't know if it was Stephen Colbert himself,

(05:39):
but you went there to drop off some of your
flowers when you were kind of doing that breaking in
New York City.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Let me break it down quickly. The reason I have
I have, like my whole door is covered with the
Stephen Colbert. Yeah, things like they're all laminated. You have
to have it signed.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
So for about three years I was a florist and
I delivered fragrant flowers, right, and my clients were high
end clients, Like yes, if I was going into a
residential building, they were all high rise doorman buildings.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
You know, sometimes you get you know what you know,
those like if you go down like in Soho and
you get in the elevator and the elevator opens up
and it's the entire apartment.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh yeah, that's real luxury.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I just want to jump in and say this Ron.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
The funny thing is because when you talk about high
end clients for your flower business, it's pretty much all
the people that were keeping it illegal. They were the
ones they were able to make it legal chose not to,
so us schmuckohs weren't allowed to enjoy the flowers. But
you are delivering to these high end people that actually

(06:53):
could have made the damn thing legal many many years ago.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
But continue, sir.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
And let me preface it by saying saying, this is
before it became legal. So I don't know, I don't
know how that was. So So every Wednesday, like clockwork,
every fucking Wednesday at five pm, because I had to
go at five because that's when Stephen Colbert Wouldn't you
know where Stephen Colbert is at five pm on a Wednesday.

(07:20):
He's shooting live like he's at He's on stage doing
the show. They're pretaping it, right, that's the only time that's.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
The window because he doesn't know what the fuck's going on.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Dude, Like I said to the I said to the writer,
so does Stephen Colbert know what's going on? He goes, shit, No, dude,
that guy's a straight up, like hurt going, god faring man.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
He does.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
So anyways, every Wednesday, I would bring about eighteen little
coffins of a variety of like purple Hayes and uh
so g by the way, girl Scout Cookie is probably
the by father there favorite. It's sativa flowers. So anyways,

(08:04):
I go in, I have to. I would a block away.
I'm like, hey, dude, i'm here. You have to come
out and get me. He'd bring me into the side
door and their security because I'm with him, they don't
check my bag. That's why he had to come out
and get me, because if I went and by myself,
they would check my bag. And yeah, so he takes
me and he says, hey, this is Ron Berman. He's

(08:25):
a he's a guest writer for the show.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
They're like okay, and I go, and we go. It's
like a labyrinth.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
You go down and by the way, the studio is
like right on the right, on the hutch and the river,
you know, like eleventh Dave, like eleventh Dave like in
the like in the fifties.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I think, yeah, right, yeah, you know where it is.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I go down three levels to the writer's room. Yeah,
I just see. I'm not sure I.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Saw a woman. They all God is my witness. They're
all white ways from Ivy League schools, right, they're all
fucking dead heads. Everyone had fucking like lava lamps and
blah blah blah. Yeah, and they were massive flower heads

(09:15):
and they were like, yes, Steven cannot know about this.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
It would be an issue.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
So it was like we I was delivering flowers while
Stephen Cole And by the way, you can see the
monitor there's Stephen Colbert right there, sure doing doing his intro.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, that's it, that's it.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
What else you want? That's what I mean? What do
you want fire works?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
What do you want?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Bells and westles? That's it?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I delivered flowers to the Stephen Colbert Show because all
the writers are.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I said that, and I said, before you told this
story where he used to deliver flowers to Stephen Colbert,
that should have been where the story ended.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
This guy goes ronos how to stretch a story.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Ron's a funny guy, but he's not a storyteller like Opie.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I thought you were gonna add something else.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Nothing else needs to be out of my friend.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
All right, so you got the Stephen Colbert stickers on
your door. I mean we got a very very busy day.
So I'm thinking, if you're going on a tangent about
the Stephen Colbert, you're gonna add a little more to
the story. The storyline. This this whole thing is about storylines.
You had a little something extra to your story that
everyone heard in the past.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I think it came out perfect. We we we told
what the stickers were. I'm delivering illegal flowers to the
Colbert repuet. It's very it's very dangerous, very mysterious.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
This is this is your story.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Ready, So I go, hey, Ron the waiter used to,
you know, bring flowers to the Stephen Colbert Show. And
then you told the story for about ten minutes that
ended with so I brought flowers to the Stephen Colbert Show.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
We may we may be nominated for an Emmy for
that little segment.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh are they're giving out Emmys for podcasters?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Now?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You think you think they're gonna nominate us?

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Ron Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Polar is the new it girl and podcasting? Are you Amy?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Hey, maybe we'll get a deal on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
God, just just put me on sn L right now
and I'll show you.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I'll show you what's going on with these podcasters.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
They all think they could do what I do and
what Ron the Waiter does. Why is Amy Poehler doing
a podcast that much comedy?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
That would be like me going, you know, and I
think I'm gonna just do sketch comedy now?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh really, there's only five people that can do this
fucking thing, and you're not one of them, Amy Polar.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
But she's gonna get an Emmy because she's talking to
the big stars.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Ron, big stars.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
They love you in the podcasting world.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, but Oping, maybe doing a podcast isn't that high
because you got those two.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Meatheads that you're start.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Don't start with the Kelsey brothers. Don't start, don't start
their their magic.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Obi.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Guess what, Tell A Swift is starting to look at
Travis Kelsey a little differently because he's not the samet
Travis Kelcey and the Kansas City Chiefs stink the Bills
beat him. They're not the same Chiefs. And tell a Swift,
guess what you watch? He's gonna start going to less games.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, you know, I still support my man.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Hold On, hold on, you're saying all this because you're
a Buffalo Bills fan. Yeah, the Buffalo Bills uh beat
the Kansas City Chiefs pretty handily.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Who gives a ship?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Because the Buffalo Bills are owing four against the Chiefs
and the playoffs? Who gives about it?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Got betf No, we.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Beat the We beat the Chiefs in the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Dude, you're owing four against the Chiefs and the fucking
and and then and the and the AFC Championship game.
You've never beat the Chiefs to go to the Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
All right, maybe in that game, but we beat them
in the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Rather, No, you haven't. You've ever beat the Chiefs in
the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yes, we have someone looking up for me. If I'm wrong,
I admit.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
That I'm no you're wrong. Why are you at the
beach today?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I told you were ready.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
You're in quarantine.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
How the fuck are we going to compete with Amy
Poehler if you don't even fucking listen? D I said,
you said, are you voting? And I said, well, if
the fishing.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Your family?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's not like your kids have school, don't you I
snuck out.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'll tell you why.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Okay, that's what I mean, like when you abandoned your.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Family that I didn't abandon my family.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Rod. They see me enough, trust me. I'm home all
day long. I'm not a regular father where I go
to a nine to five job. They see my sorry
ass all day long. So everyone, once in a while,
I sneak out and I come to the beach so
I can have peace and quiet. No, actually there's the
boring stuff. I'd rather rent and rave like that. But

(13:57):
if you want to know the truth, we uh, we
have a.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
They're telling me I'm wrong about the Bills and the Chiefs.
Chiefs are five and two against the Bills in playoff games.
There you go, Brian, Brian Bernard. Look, Brian Bernard knows this.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
For AFC Championship games.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's the one that once, saying that that they never
beat them in the playoff.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
So I went with that angle, and then.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Calon is going to become the new Jim Kelly.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? Stupid
Patriots fan? You're you're the eleven and two.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, you're the luckiest team in the NFL. You're the
luckiest team in the NFL. Yeah, you had to clone
Tom Brady to get back in the winning column. Everyone
knows that that guy's a clone of Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
They built him in a lab.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
He does.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
He looks like a pudgy rookie Tom Brady with the
pudgy cheeks, just eating a lot of fucking pizza and
uh machirellisticks. By the way, the Patriots drug. By the way,
the Patriots were accused of cheating again, do you hear
about that?

Speaker 4 (15:05):
It was a close game.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Look, look, look what was the cheating?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
So they simulated the clap of uh, you know when
the quarterback goes to snap the ball. Yeah, they don't
you know, they don't say hot.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
You know, usually they'll go.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
The Patriots defense mimicked that.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
So.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, so they did. So they did right by the center.
They went yeah, and he snapped the ball.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Was it ready?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
It was?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
The Patriot won by one, and now.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
The head coach of Atlanta Falcons.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Accusing the Patriots are cheating.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I love it. Well, I'll tell you the truth. I
think every NFL team cheats, so.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
You knowuly you need the edge. It's so competitive.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
When they went after ball, when they went after Brady
and the Patriots back in the day, I'm like, you
know what, the these sons of bitches they know they
all try to cheat, they all try to get a
little edge. When when when Mark McGuire was accused of
the steroid thing and everyone threw him under the bus,
I'm like, you sons of bitches know that everybody's doing
the steroids, Rod.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Hold On, Toby.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Their defense for steroids was everybody was doing it and no, no, listen,
everybody was doing it. And if I didn't do it,
I wouldn't be playing baseball anymore. I would be I
would be cutting, like you had to do steroids to
just compete.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yes, let them all in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
This isn't church, it was, it's baseball, it's sports.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Let them all in.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't give a crap what happens to these guys
after they retire. I want to see seven hundred foot
home runs.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Juice up boys.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Listen, you know there are sock effects from that.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Uh. What the fuck is his name from? San Francisco? Oh,
Barry bonk U. His half size went up three sizes
because when you do steroids, what happens is at a
certain point, your your skull fuses, it confuses. When you
take steroids, it continues to grow again. So his half

(17:19):
size went up three sizes.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Coincidentally, his other his other his other head went went
down a few sides.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
No, that's that's the other side of that.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I know, I know one one head gets bigger than
the other.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Who's the other guy who dated j Low who used
to play for the Yankees. Oh that's a rod dude.
He's got titties. He's got like titties from the steroids.
You've got little perkis.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I don't have.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I don't have perkis anymore. Rod, Hey, listen to me.
Uh Diana Uh brings up Diana Sclans. She brings up
a very good question. On yesterday's Live. You said you
stay in uh in angry A whole character does the
drive away listeners, keep your audience small.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Question mark does that draw haters?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Man?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
This this is a brilliant five dollars that you just spent.
I play the a hole very well because I think
it's more fun than being being the nice guy that
I actually am.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
You have to you have to have you have to
keep saying just to let you know. I actually do
like the waiter.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I know that stuff like that. I love Ron and that,
and that's the truth.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Me and Ron will we'll fight, we'll claw each other's
eyes out, we're like, we're like like we're we're like
Irish brothers though.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
And then we'll make up by kissing on zoom.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well we did it once.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Ron.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm trying to I'm trying to move away from that.
But no, I like it.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I mean to Diana's question, I I appreciate the people
that you know check this out every day, and I
appreciate them supporting me. And yeah, I come across as
an a hole at times, and I think that that.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Fires up the haters for sure.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
So I think you're kind of right. I'm trying to
I'm trying to show more of my sensitive side. So
I'll tell you why I'm out here Ron, speaking of
which we uh, we get our I have a golden doodle.
I have a golden doodle that I got police training.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
I know why you're out there. You gotta say it. Yeah,
you're a conservationist and we just had that.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
We just had that, don't don't you.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Wanted to make sure if the piper clovers are still okay,
how about it.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
That they're piping plovers.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Sure, I hate the piping plover. See, this is what
you do to me, Ron, You bring up stuff that
infuriates me. One year, I had to walk out of
a one hundred yards all the way around to get
to the beach because of the piping plovers.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
They fence them in if they find a goddamn egg.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Well, they can't protect themselves.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
So yeah, here's here's something in the year twenty twenty five.
If you can't protect yourself, do you deserve to be
part of this plant at earth?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Right?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Right?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
So wait, no, I want to tell you why I'm
out here because it goes to Diana's point.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
So I have a goal of doodle.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Don't be confused that the dog could be very vicious
if if we need it to be. And uh, we uh,
we we have to get a groom because the problem
with these HYPO's there, Yeah, the hair just continues to
grow and grow and grow. So you have to get
their hair did about three times a year if you're

(20:32):
a good dog owner. And uh, we were using a
groomer and we would have to drop off the dog
at like eight in the morning, and we weren't allowed
to pick it up until the end of the day,
like four. And then we learned that the stupid dog
would come home like almost like like he went through
a fucking war. He had like PTSD. And it's not

(20:52):
that the place was bad, but how they do things
is they keep the dog in the cage all day
long until they could get to the dog.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
And my dog's too big to be in a fucking
cage all day.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
So long story short, we found another groomer that literally
pulls up in a van, and uh, this dog doesn't
have to go anywhere, doesn't have to be with sick
dogs or anything like that. I walk the dog out
to my driveway. The van is beautiful and it does
the whole damn thing right in the driveway at this house.
And then it's a lovely excuse to get out here
for a day.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
So that's what's happening today.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Well, so hold on, let me just break down what
you said.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
So you said instead of you going to the hand
salon for your human.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Hairdog, hold on, you have you had? Is that?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
What is your dog's name?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I call it?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
But what's it like dame on this birth certificate? I
don't know that's your name? You call it doggie?

Speaker 4 (21:50):
You don't have a name like l.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I said a couple of times on the show.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
But I h I have privacy.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I talked about my kids and my wife and broadstrokes
and that allows you.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
You're saying you can't even say your dog's name.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I don't want to. He's like a third kid to me.
I'll tell you off there see my friend.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
No no, but so let me have.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
To hold you by the way.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Ron.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
But you don't listen, I listen.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Uh don't like the opposite of a social democrat. You
know that what happened, the opposite of Mandani. You're you're
having the expensive, high class doggy hair salon come to you.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Well, that's power, that's money.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, no votive for Cuomo.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I mean fair enough, but I gotta tell you that
it costs about the same, I believe or not.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
And the dog.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
How much is something like that cost?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Oh dude, it's like it's like, uh, well, my my mom,
but Jesus, my wife bevenmo so I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
It's like two three hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Man.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Do you just call your wife your mother? I?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, Oh my god, no, it's not Freudian.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I don't have mommy issues. You have the mommy issues.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Do you call her mommy?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I don't call my wife mommy.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Some couples call eacharler mommy and daddy.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
No, we got pet names for each other.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
And you're not getting that either, and and and and
I wouldn't go down the mommy issue route there, Roy, Okay,
you know I got you on this one.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
You know I got.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
My mother.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Does my mommy never scissored me? That's what I'm getting at. Yah,
my mother never scissored my head because it was fun to.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Do on a t You almost choked me out with her.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
All right, Ron, Uh, everyone's tuning in because we got
we got a race, man, what's your thoughts? I mean,
the early voting was completely out of control. So I
think I think Holme was going to.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Do a behind the Uh.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
He's gonna come from behind and win this thing, I think,
I hope.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
So by the way, I voted for, I voted for.
I was going to write in I'm not joking, just
to be an asshole. I was going to write in
ross pro I don't know, are you serious? Yeah, just
to be a fucking dick. But I uh, Adams. By
the way, there's like two or three cannons on the
ballot that were still there.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, they didn't take them off because they I.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Guess they didn't do it and enough they didn't get
the deadline. So yeah, Adams adams name was there.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yep uh, And I hear can I run through this?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
So Eric Adams is still on the ballot because they
couldn't get him off the ballot in time when he
dropped out. And then I'm hearing this two two lines
for mom Donnie when you're voting.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
There's also like two lines for Siwa because like Mandannie,
like Mndannnie's under Social Democrat and then he's under a
different category she was under, like Republican, and then like
you defied New York that's like another like there's it's
like called unified new York or New York Strong, which
is like a political So yeah, you can you you're

(24:54):
only but you can only vote for one candidate.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
You can't you can't do two markings.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
I love this race for so many reasons because you know,
I when I think of politics, my god in politics
is George Carlin. For real, My god is George Carlin
when he talks about how there's a.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Club and we're not part of it, the greatest political
satires of our generation.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
He's my god.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
And I get a lot of I get a lot
of my political inspirations from someone like George Carlin because
these these guys are all assholes, and I love I
love that. I'm people who hated Cuomo a mere few
years ago have to vote for him. Now fucking Trump
hates Cuomo and he had to endorse him, and he's basic.

(25:41):
Trump is basically saying, if Mamdani wins, I ain't giving
you guys any fucking money. I'm gonna give you the
bare minimum the shit I have to.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Trump said, if you make me choose between voting for
a shitty Democrat.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Right or A or A or a or a communist.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
He said, communists.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, he calls him a communists. Yeah, I'm always gonna
vote for the shitty Democrat because communism.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
And then yes, he's saying, if you think I'm gonna
give the federal allotted money to New York, you are communists.
You're fucking crazy, yeah doing it. New York's not getting money.
And now he has directed once again they already lost
in court, he has directed the White House to once
again try to overturn congestion pricing.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
He Trump says New York City is a ghost town,
which is just not true.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
It's it's not it's maybe it.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Goes down because fucking Canadians aren't coming here anymore. Europeans
aren't coming here anymore. The South Americans aren't coming here anymore. Dude,
I didn't see tourism this year. I didn't in the summer,
in the surreality. I'm telling you, in the summer you
hear all the South American and European accents. You didn't
get those big fucking summer crowd in New York City

(26:59):
this year.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
That's the Trump administration.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Well, I the congestion pricing plan is the reason why
I love I love Trump for a moment.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
You know, I love Trump for a moment.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
That I hate them. You know, that's I think that's
where you should be as a human being.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
You can't you can't like.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Blindly love one of these idiots ever.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
But that's where getting back to Diana's point, that's where
I lose by people, because in this in this day
and age, you have to blindly follow somebody and and
know when they're being the complete a holes. You ignore
that and you just blindly just good, you know.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Drink whatever they're giving you.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
But the congestion pricing plan, yeah, I fucking hate it.
Ron Why because it's not I drive around in the city.
I got doctor's appointments with kids, I got volleyball matches,
I got all.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I'm driving and and it hasn't The traffic is brutal.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Don't listen to what they tell you in this city.
It hasn't made a lick of a difference.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
You're saying it's very difficult to drive the city because
it's it's bumper to bumper.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's still yes, So then if you.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Take away congestut prices is gonna get twice as bad.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
No, my point is I didn't see it much of
a difference with the goddamn thing. And then you know,
for the people that don't know they put a fucking
toll in the middle of Manhattan. They're gonna do this
to your city. They're gonna do this to your town.
This is an experiment, and if it works in New York,
they're gonna do it everywhere. On your main street, there's
gonna be a toll and they're gonna explained, well, we

(28:36):
need the money for for snow removal.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Fuck these people. That shouldn't happen.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
You shouldn't put a toll in the middle of goddamn neighborhood,
in the middle of the city coming in and out.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Whatever. I can't I can't argue that that's hope.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
You're getting right, you're getting angry.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
This is the ship that Amy Hole should be talking about.
Tell me about your next MEILTA. Okay, but oh my god,
you're amazing. You're gonna get it at me now, Amy,
You know what tell me about working with you want
to talk about what?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
What's your Amy polar voice?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, my my impressions are like imagination.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Listen the congestion, Like, okay, you want to.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Blah bl blah blah blah bl But what.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Ship the fact show that down that below, the lower
half of Manhattan has reopened, business have reopened.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
We can't afford it. Figure out another way to do this.
That's my whole point.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yes, the point is to take public transportation. That's the
whole pointation stinks.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Look at the videos where there's waterfalls in the subway.
What are you talking about.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
They want you to drive to like the parking You
park your car, you get on the train and get
in the city.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, that's what people want to do after they're miserable commute.
They finally get into the city. Now let's find a
parking spot and then get on a subway. Yeah, that's
what everyone wants to do.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
You know, you kind of remind me of right now.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
You've never commuted Ron. It's the only reason I live
in this shithole of New York.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Well not there today, thank god, in New York, because
I couldn't handle the commute anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I had no choice.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Opie, You know what you're morphing into? What?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Remember the Muppet Show, those two crungy old guys up
top making fun of everybody.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
That's you I'm I have no money anymore. So now
I understand what the working man goes through.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
And you know the pricing congestion, pricing plan, I beg,
I beg trub get rid of this fucking dang.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
You know that lost in court.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
You know that people are getting charged, leaving, leaving their
garages where they live, just pulling out because they're right
on the line. They're getting charged.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Oh well you can fix that.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Oh really can they fix that? Ah?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's the reason after them. All right, that's my point.
But who do you think win's this thing today?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Dude, Mad's He's his lead is too big, he's he's
so savvy with his campaigns. By the way, so Elon
Musk chimed in on it. You know what he Elon
mus kind of a clever guy. Guess what he calls mamdannie.
He goes, mum dummy. Elon Musk goes, if you vote

(31:39):
for mum dummy, you're yeah. Look oh he said, don't
what he said. Elon Musk said, if you vote for
Curtis Siwa, you are you are giving your vote to
mum dummy.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, yeah, which is true. I'm trying to get out
of the city. We'll see if I can figure out.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
You see, did you see so Curtis see? You would
now when he does the serious political interviews, he doesn't
wear the beret. From here up, he's al bino, dude.
That he's got like a tan line, like like a
bikini line.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Right fucking here.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
He's pure white and it looks like he's been going
under some sort of I hope he doesn't have the
c because.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
It looks like he's got chemo with something. Is he
is all like fun na?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
That's they say if you take the beret off because
it doesn't get fresh air in sunlight.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
They say, if you wear a hat too too long,
you start losing.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Oh, by the way, you know that fucking bray must spink.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
When he takes off his brain. It's like when the PGA.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Golfers take off their hat at the end of the
match and you see that white line.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
He's got a white distinctive line. It's uh, it's weird.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, I don't know. I've just had it with New York.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
You know, the prices, all the prices for everything are
going way the fuck up. Uh, the congestion pricing plan
drives me inane.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Oh, you know what, honestly is so expensive now that
it's really like is it worth buying anymore?

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Beef?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Beef is like fucking super expensive and expensive, super expensive.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
And you know, like when you live in the suburbs
and you got like, I don't know, let's say you
got a plumbing issue, you got to bring a plumber in,
or right now, I got a navy problem that I
got to get fixed. Right It's it's real basic shit, okay,
And you call up these people like, ah, man, we
won't even we won't even come into your apartment. It starts,

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it starts at two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Before we even look at the problem.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Oh, they're saying, just to even if they don't do it,
just for to parentcy.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yes, we had we had a we had a basic
clog on a toilet. It turned out a piece of
equipment was put in wrong, and so they switched out
the thing and and and and the toilet works fine.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
This thing would have taken well, it did.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
It took uh. It took out this plumber five fucking minutes.
It was four hundred dollars. Really, that's why the congestion
pricing plan everything else they could go f themselves because
they've made it so expensive for these work trucks to
come in the city. They can't park anywhere, so they
already know they're gonna get parking tickets. Then the insurance
in these buildings just to work in your apartment.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
So we got we got.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
We got a minor av issue that I literally can't
fix myself, unfortunately, and I do.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
That's why they say go go to trade school, become
a plumber, become an HV back guy, become an electrician.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
By the way, speaking of calling somebody, look what I
have to do?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
What are you gonna do? Where are you walking to? Ron?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
And you see the fucking hole that's the.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Flood, right, So Ron has a basement apartment and the
latest rain destroyed destroyed is Look that was his brand
new mattress. It's already destroyed. So we got to get
you another one already, right Ryan, look at it.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
There's a whole Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
That oh my, Ron, We you know, we kinda This
is why you should be angry that Amy Pohlar is
up for a fucking Emmy.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
She's been podcasting for a week.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
This is why you should.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Be mad Ron.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Amy Poehler's not living in a basement apartment that's flooding.
Oh my god, you know, it was just amazing meeting
you in La when we were kids, and now you're
right by podcast got.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Up, Amy Polar, the Kelsey Brothers, you.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I've had it.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I'm not joking. There's five people that could do this.
I'm one of them. I'm one of five. Everyone has
a podcast. By the way, the plumber that came in
to fix my toilet for four hundred dollars, he goes podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I would like it. Check it out.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Oh my god, you're in a role today man, and
you madcap. I'll hold on, wait a minute, give me
the five podcasts that are better than that you think
are better than you.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
No, that's the brilliance of me, because now everyone's going
to debate that.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Right.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
How about Joe Rogan? Let me throw him out.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
What do you think of the Joe Rogan?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
The Rogan I was a big fan for a while, but.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
I can't in fast four hours in a podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
That's why I try to keep mine under an hour
every day.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Opie Rogan, we got jobs and ship.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
We can't listen to four hours every fucking day.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
You would do this, Opie, you would do this for
four hours in a fucking minute if we were getting paid,
if someone was paying us to do this, you would.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
You're doing a second.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
All right, all right, Ron, hold on, let.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Me throw this out. What are your thoughts on THEO
Vaughn podcast?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Ah, God, overrated.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
He uh, he's good, but he's not great.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Hey, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Look, he deserves a popular podcast, he deserves a hardcore audience,
but to the level he's at now, I'm.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
So you know what we should get.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I don't know if you still have influence or whatever.
We need to get a copy of his Netflix special
that was a disaster at the Beacon Theater, remember, and
they said he was like suicidal?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Uh he do you do? You do you think that's
out there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'm sure we can find some clips, you know. I mean,
I I do like the THEO Vonn. He was pretty
amazing on my radio show, but I don't really understand.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Why he got insanely.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
What do you mean he was really good on your show?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Like, he's just a weird dude and he makes up
he makes up all sorts of weird ships.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
No one was buying half the stories.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
And he's got that fucking like hill billy accent.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, he would talk about how he had a wood
shirt growing up. No one has a wood shirt. But
we just went with it because it was so much
fun to listen to. All right, listen to me, ron Uh.
I want to confuse the people because I'm like, go, Trump,
go with the congestion pricing plan.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
But now I'm like, fuck Trump, did see did he
see that?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
He threw a great Gatsby party as people are losing
it basically their food steps.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Jesus Christ, this guy knows how.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
To just just just turn the screws.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
He had to Nazi regime in high folute society and
everyone else is going hungry. It couldn't have been a
worse look, and he don't give a fuck. That truly
doesn't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Look, this is a very serious issue. People are gonna
fucking go go, you know, hungry.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
And people are going hungry.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
And he decided this is the perfect time to have
a great Gatsby party. And he says, and he thinks
it's the perfect time to feel to his giant ballroom
that most of America, by the way, hates.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
It. He just what do you call it?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
What's that power where you can commute somebody sentence pardoned?
He just pardoned like that billionaire crypto guy who was
in business with his sons.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
He doesn't know about it, he said, He goes, I
didn't know about.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
That, right, And that was his argument for Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
That's why I think he doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
That's why all of this is so much fun. They
are all a bunch of hypocrites.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
They gave me polars calling them out for being hypocrites.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Or is she playing it safe?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
I don't want people to know I hate Trump. Oh,
I don't want people to know I like Trump right
down the fucking middle.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Hold on, that's.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
With you and Amy Pohlar.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I'm just ron like I said earlier, and you kind
of missed out on it.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
No I know, but maybe maybe I had run it
with her.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Listen to me, I'm running out of money.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
You live in a basement apartment that's flooding, and what
we're doing is really fucking good.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Right, it is good.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
But the problem is everyone has a goddamn podcast, exact everybody.
I told you the guy, this is a real thing.
By the way, the guy who fixed my toilet and
hammered me for four hundred dollars. He recognized me, he
knew who I was, and he said, hey, by the way,
I got a podcast that I would like you to
check out. I've had it. Like I said, there's five

(40:28):
of us that could do this. Ron Benons won, I'll
give you one. Ron Bennington's one.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
You could do this, oh, Ron and Fez I find dead.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Defense nine years ago.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Defez is dead. Nice, No, it's not like I told you.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
One of my fans said, hey, I think hope he
may be interested in buying his Fez because the sister
put it on.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I guess they need money. They're auctioning off his stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
She reached out to me because I he did.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, because it wasn't well even I said, why would
I want to buy Fez's hat?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Now she's mad at me, has a point like why
would I rely that.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
One of my listeners was like, you should She sent
me the link. Give this link to Opie. I'm Fez
and Ron and Fez were a legend right after Opie.
They're legends like Opie and Anthony. I'm sure Opie would
want to buy the fees I'm like.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Okay, maybe Amy Poehler could buy the fedes.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Hey I just bought this, Fez.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Isn't this fun for my podcast?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Go do sketch comedy and leave this to us, or
just do movies.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Sho enough of these? You know, check out my podcast?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, I've had it. By the way, Ron, I don't
buy hats from dead people, and I don't I don't
want hats from dead people.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Oh I do have a carl hat.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
What are you talking about? They just stole a dead
crown from the loover.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
We said it was amateurs that did that, right.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
They basically said, like, look, we are We knew from
the beginning that it was amateurs because they can't sell
any of this ship thing.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
If they didn't drop ship like they only got costs
because they left DNA. If they didn't leave DANA, they
were not going to get caught.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
How do you leave DNA in this day and age.
Wouldn't that to be the first thing you think of it.
I got to make sure my DNA is not going
to be left.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Listen, they dropped some of the tools. They left some
of the tools they dropped, they draw and they left
like one of the gloves so that's why they call
them amateur because they left physical evans behind with their
DN on it. They if they took in the glove
and the and the tools and they didn't drop the
Napoleon's crown, right there was DNA on the crown because

(42:52):
they so uh and don't forget you.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Shed like you're just you.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
You you naturally shed skin, slates and all that ship
one piecing here, that's all you need.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I wonder what Amy Pohler's take is going to be
on this? What do you think her take is going
to be on there?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
I think she's she's kind of cute.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I wouldn't mind not cute.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
How old is Amy Polar million? Fifty something in the fifties, whatever?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Sorry Amy Poehler, but enough, really, enough with these people
and they're stupid.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Go back to your silly sitcoms, Amy Polar, what was
she in packs in recreation?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Like Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey, they're football greats.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
That would be like me going, you know what, I'm
gonna try playing in the NFL, dude.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Jason Kelsey is actually a very funny guy.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
He's very he's very smart, he's very quick.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
He is kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
He is funny, and he was the quarter He's enough
Ryan when you're when you're right, you're right. But he's
pulling his stupid lug of a brother alog.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Hey, honestly like he Jason Kelsey by himself does like
those like inside the NFL, like the talk show. He's
really good, incredibly witty. Yeah, and you know it's not
surprise he was the center. The center is really like
the catcher of the team. He's like the catcher at
the center and the quarterback are really co quarterbacks. Yeah,

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you've got to be intelligent to be a center. You do.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
You're reading the defenses.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
And if you're the center, if you're the center, you
got to make sure you don't have swamp ass, because
no quarterback wants to smell your swamp ass in the
middle of an NFL game.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Oh, I don't know how I've I've been to the
West Village during gay Pride.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
There's a lot of smelling.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
You.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
All right, yeah, all right, right, hey listen, yes, so mind,
he's probably gonna win.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
You think he's still gonna win this thing, even though
it looks like Celmo's coming from behind.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
He's not.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
He doesn't know it's too it's too big of a gap.
It's too big of a gap. And all his voters
have already all everyone.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Fifteen overs already.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
So most of like all these young people are gonna
come out tomorrow or they get complacent.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
They could get complacent. Young people are very unpredictable.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
No one's getting complacent in this election. It's gonna be
bad fucking control man.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
So, as a Jew, I'm a little nervous.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
So I think I'm gonna change my name to Abdullah.
I can't go by Ronald Berman. Nohere, it's too dangerous.
I feel like that PAPIs. So I found out some
very interesting facts about our next mayor to be Zohan'm

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donnie want to have some very interesting facts about this guy?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Absolutely, Ron, hold on, let me uh, let me get
a little nourishment.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
What do you mean, what are you doing? What are
you eating? You coming up at seven in the morning.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Oh, you're crazy, Ron, that's a one hundred right there,
All right, all right, all right, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Now.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
It makes sense now, dude, ro Can I trust you?

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I gotta go twenty feet to get coffee? Can I
trust you? I'm gonna be able to hear every word you.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Say, though, Okay, you take your time, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Can I trust you? I just got to get another
cup of quarter. Oh, I can hear you. I could
hear you. I'm going for the coffee is right over there.
I could hear you. You always say go get another
cup in this house. I gonna go get another cup.
It's right there.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I don't understand why it's already in the thermost ready
to go.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
It's very unprofessional.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Go ahead. Can I trust you?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
You can start the mom dhani facts because I'll be
able to hear right, Yeah, all right, I'm gonna trust you.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Right, I'll be right back. But you gotta talk.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
You talk.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Finally alone. Jesus Christ, what fucking grumpy old man? I
think that you stay with movie?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Now that's a view look at that? So how is
everybody look at h dudeooooooooooooo bloom moo.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Jesus Christ, Opie and maybe he's in continent.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
So I'll tell you what. I can't wait for, Opie.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Ron I just wanted to. I just wanted to prove
that you can't do this without me, Rod.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Actually it was it was going very smoothly.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
For every word now the comments where like finally we're alone.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Really, I'll block all those people.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
So you just went inside your house.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
You had twenty feet over there.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
You have to go twenty feet inside your house. Now,
all right, listen. So he's gonna be the next mayor.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
And one of his very talented qualities is he's got
he's he's an oratator. He's he's he's like Obama when
he talks, he's very, very good at talking.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
He's very he's smooth.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
He's I just want to say, when you say stuff
like that, he's smooth, and people go, they think you
love the guy, but you can acknowledge what is obvious.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
He's a very good talker. He's very.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Feet he's he can smooth you over, he can win
you over with his with his vocabulary. He's he's he's
very or what's the word called oraitator. He's a very
good public speaker. He's he's exceptional like Obama. And and
now I I guess what he did. Guess what Guess

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what he used.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
To be before he.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Decided to run for politics.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Literally, don't know, dude. He was a rapper.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
He was like a legit rapper.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Oh, by a hey, dude. He was a professional rapper
before Ian in politics, and he performed under the stage
name Cardaman like karda Mom and he would rap about
Indian flatbread.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Right.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
He met his wife on Hinge.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
She's from Syria and she's an illustrator and designer.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
N I asked you what hinges? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
It's one of those dating apps. Met his wife on
a dating app called Hinge.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
See that, I'm old enough to know that.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
You know, meeting someone online was insanely creepy and weird.
But now it's kind of normal. It's kind of normal
to go down that road. I think it's so changed
in my lifetime.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
I think that's the that's how people date now, it's
through the it's through the dating apps. People aren't going
to bas anymore.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Oh looking, Oh the women are getting free meals though.
Oh they're gonna swipe. They're gonna swipe a couple of times.
That means two really nice.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Meals a week.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
If you're a woman dating, you're you're you're you're eating
and drinking two to three times a week for free.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Have you ever talked to the guys, because I know
you're not You're not on the dating apps a ry Ron.
But you talk to any of these guys that are
on the dating apps, they said, it's it's such a
fucking scam because it's so obvious. A lot of these
women are fucking swiping to get a nice meal and
a few drinks a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
However, there's one app, was it grind or something like?
It's straight up. It's an app where like you're meeting
up to have sex.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Ron Ron, you know what the name of the app is?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
What is it? Is it?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
No? Not grinder?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Is it grinder? No, that's a gaate that's for gay men?
What is it? What's there's an app for like for
for like hooking up?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
For what?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Just straight people?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
It's an app. It's not for dating, it's for hooking up.
But I know it's very popular, right.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Oh Tender?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Oh the doc if you if you go on Tender,
you're hooking up. You have a bit on the Tinder.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
No, man, I missed that whole you know what. I
kind of thank god I was. I wasn't single for
the fucking the tin doc. I thank god we had
a we had a work it ron. We had to
work it dude.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Back in the day, if you wanted to actually get
a date, you would like the barber hosts like Singles
night or you know, you know a date Trivia night
or you know ste dating.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Oh, we had to work it ron.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
It was exhausting. You pretty much had to go out
every fucking night. You had to work it, dude.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
If you wanted to hook it on your couts just swiping, dude.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Now it's like Uber eats. You know, you just order
it right, all right? What else?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Oh? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
But before that, you actually had to go to like
to it. If you wanted a hook up, like for real,
you had to go.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
To a nightclub.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
You had to go to a nightclub.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
That's expensive.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
The whole fucking night it was.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I think that's why.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I think that's why drinking is way down because a
lot of us we were out a lot more than
we wanted to be because you kind of wanted to
try to find some action. But also you could do
that while you're watching a football game and go, ah,
well I got one, and then you and then you
leave your house.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Well different, Now drinking is down, like like in like
that eighteen to like twenty five whatever or thirty five,
drinking is down like almost forty percent.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Because this is why.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
First of all, only the only reason cigarette, you know,
cigarette smoking back in the seventies was like Jesus, I
think sixty five seventy, the son of the popular was smoking.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Right now, it's like what fifty, I don't know. It's
very small.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
And the reason it went from very high to very
small is because the government started producing medical facts.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
How bad.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
You know.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Back in the day, they cigarettes were.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Healthy for you have a virginder, swim baby, you want
to stay healthy in then have a smoke.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
They would always found an asshole doctor to endorse the smoking.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
So they used to give cigarettes the patients after surgery
in the hospitals.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
You this pictures that come on, people.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
The reason people knew it was bad for you way
before they started fucking telling you it was bad.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
So the reason it went from a very high percent
of the popularly smoking to low because they started saying
it causes cancer, it causes death, death.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
So that's what's happening with alcohol.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Before they said, actually a couple of drinks, two glasses
of wine to day is actually good for you, right right, right, right,
A couple of beers of dates actually good for you, right,
It's the farthest from the true truth. Yeah, one drink
is It turns out alcohol is a neurotoxin. When it

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metabolizes in your body, it turns into some sort of
toxic neurotalks and that attacks two things in your body.
The central nervous systems is why you have the shakes,
and it kills only brain cells because alcohol can can
pass through the blood brain barrier. Alcohol is one of

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the few drugs that can penetrate the blood brain barrier.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Alcohol And by the way, you know what.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
The worst alcohol to drink because of the It's the
sugar and how the sugar is broken down.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Tequila.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Tequila is the worst thing you could ever drink when
it comes to hangovers, and it takes and it takes twice.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
As long for it to get out of your body.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
So all this medical information is coming out, but I
want people are drinking less, okay, And also I want
to jump in on mock mocktail bars are exploding.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
So mocktail bars are actually exploding?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, fifteen dollars for a grapefruit, go after yourself.
What it is?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Fruit us.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yeah, would you like a mocktail?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
And then you find it's a grape fruit with a
splash of sprite or something that'll be fifteen dollars go.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Scraktails are all fucking sugar anyways, it's just sugary.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
A couple of things.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yeah, you're right. When you drink, you're literally putting poison
in your body. What pisces me off is like how
you talk about Now they're finally telling us alcohol is bad.
They told us that cigarettes were bad. How did we
not know all of a sudden, you see your grandpa
during Christmas? Hey, why is grandpa yella?

Speaker 1 (55:39):
He's now yella? And you can't make the connection that
it might be all the drinking he did.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
You're assuming the public going to make that connection when
these major corporations are telling you with commercials, it's good
for you. You want to get laid, have a drink,
you want to stay thin, have a smoke, If you
want to be socially popular, drink and smoke.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
It's actually be good for you. Right, we're being brainwashed
for profet.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Oh well yeah, hey, can I say one positive thing
about Mandani?

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Oh my god, No, you're gonna lose half my audience
or our audience, run our audience today.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Here's the one positive thing. That fucker can't run for president.
He wasn't born here. He can't run for president.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
At least we have that.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Oh he was born in Uganda. Oh, he was born
in the heart of Africa.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
He must be a good runner if he was born
in Uganda.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
And I'll say it one more time. Communist, social democrat,
you know, you know, fuck the wealthy. This guy grew
up as an elitist Hollywood. His mother's an anglist director
who was nominated for an Oscar directing Denzel Washington.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
This guy's an elitist.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
His father is on the dean the dean of his
father's the dean one of the deans at club are
you University for the political science department?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Are you serious't?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
His father is the dean of the Political Science Department
and Government Affairs at Columbia University. This guy can't get
any more silver spoon in his fucking mouth.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
And he's not he wasn't even born here.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
He's Ugandan and he's a rapper.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Well, it's going to be an interesting day for sure.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Now, OPI just to be there. I have some very
interesting facts about Curtis Sliwa.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
All right, right, cat person, what else you got on?
Hold on?

Speaker 4 (57:37):
So let me start.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
But it doesn't matter. Sleewerd doesn't have a shot.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
But here's by the way, it's pretty interesting.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
In nineteen so he he founded the Guardian Angels in
nineteen seventy nine, right, because he was the night manager,
had a McDonald's in the Bronx, right, and he was
getting robbed right.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
On his radio show.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
He had a radio well he led on his radio
show while he was, you know, founder of the Guardian Angels.
He was taunting fucking John Gotti. Oh well, antagonizing him.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Dude, you know the best Curtis Sleep story. To interrupt again,
so he.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yeah, he pissed off the mob and John Gotti. Yeah,
John got typically Do people remember this story?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
This is insane.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
So you know in the morning, I was lucky enough
to have a driver when I was on a very
successful radio show.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
I was lucky.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
But a lot of these radio guys, they would step
out of their apartment to go to work doing their
radio show in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Basically, yeah, you had to leave it like four in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
He walks to the curb, puts his hand up to
get a camp. I'm going to work, bitches, I'm gonna
go do my RADI show. You know, you know this story.
So the camp pulls up, he gets in. I mean
John Gott he sorry, curse Lee. What gets in?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
It was the mob.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
It was got his boys.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Got These boys figured out how to get a goddamn cab.
They waited around, knowing Sleeve was going to come out
of his apartment with his hand up.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
The cab pulls up. Sleeve. What gets in? The doors
automatically lock? Now Sleeve? What can't get the fucked out?
Because they they they fixed the locks and they start
shooting him, and Sleeve was survived. So and you would
think that would shut his mouth. It didn't.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
John Gotti, uh what they call him the the Catalon
Dawn because he.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
By the by the way, big fan, big fan of.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
The Gotti, big big, big, We love you John, No,
big fan, I'm not even joking, are you?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Big fan?

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Why was he on the show?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Big fan?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
I had I have a reality show.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
No, I had I had his uh sister, I had
a sister on the show. And Mike row to this day,
I think is mad at me because.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Hold about two seconds, Steven, is there something beeping?

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Oh Steve, alarms going off? Oh yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
So, uh, I forgot her name. But we had her on,
and we had and we had Mike Row on and
great guy having Mike row.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
On back of the day.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
He seemed like a cool guy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
And I ended up buying Uh, I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Forgot exactly what it was, but I I bought microw
a really nice bottle of oh what was it of something?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Because I because I felt so bad. Mike row was on.
We brought her in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
What was her name?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
I forgot her first name? Victoria Victoria Gotti.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
They had no they had a reality show, Victoria GOTTIORI show.
She's babbling, and none of us was was brave enough
to tell her to shut up. That's what both sat there, like,
why am I even in here today?

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
So I don't want to tell my brother on you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I didn't have the balls to tell her to be
quiet as she was being a little wordy. Big family
for real.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Oh if you, if if she came out of that thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
You insulted her, you probably would get a phone call.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
I was on my best behavior, you know, I know
when to be on my best behavior.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Uh so, but Miro was.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
So mad a really nice bottle of something. I forgot
what he used to drink, but whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
So just to reiterate John Gott, he put a hout,
put a hit out on Curtisy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
What they did surveillance. They they followed his patterns.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
And said, okay, so then they they saw how he
was getting to work every morning with the cad. We
was shot five times and he he was He busted
the fucking window.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
I guess the window shattered from one of the bullets.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
He jumped out of the door was locked. He jumped
out of the window while the car was moving and survived.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
And it didn't stop them, Like Sliwa has giant brass balls.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Okay, here's the thing. Hold on, here's the other thing.
I didn't know. You can't have a guy mayor of
New York City with this fact. Are you ready for this?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
First of all, I need to I need to understand something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
If your apartment is three hundred and twenty square feet,
is that small?

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
But if your entire apartments three hundred twenty square feed like,
how big is that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
That's testy. I don't even know, like it's small.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Yeah, okay, that would be.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Thirty wait how many feet twenty? So that's like thirty
two feet by ten feet. That's how they would do that, right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Honestly lives with his.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Wife or girlfriend and in an apartment that's three hundred
and twenty square feet. That's small, that's tiny, okay. At
one point with his girlfriend, I think her name is Nancy,
you know, that blonde girl with the with the glasses
kind of hot.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
At one point they were living in their.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Three hundred and twenty square foot apartment with seventeen rescued cats.
Sevent dude, that's you can't be mayor with seventeen cats
in a three and twenty square foot Look.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
I apologize to my brother ahead of time, but if
you have more than two cats, you can't be trusted.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
So your brother has more than two cats.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Ah, I'm not sure what the number. I used to
ask him. He would he would laugh at me when
I go, how many cats do you have? Any?

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Why is it him or his wife?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
And he would go, I think it's started with his wife.
But you know, my brother has a you know he's
got he's got a good soul, and you see these
poor things wandering around and they need a little help.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Dude, how do you live with seventeen cats in a
little box? I mean the fucking lit up box alone.
Cat hairs smell d cat shit is the worst cat
the place about to fu here everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Cat pooh way worse than dog poop ah, so fucking worse,
way worse.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
There must be fucking scratch mocks over seventeen cats.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
That's crazy, to get it. It's that's that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Well, at least you're not going to have roaches or mice.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I guess, I guess, all right, ron, Can I go?

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Hold on? We got more on the Sliwa.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
He admitted in nineteen ninety two that he made up
some of the sensational stories of how the guarding ages
rescued people, and he made up stories of.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Him get injured.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
He admitted it in nineteen ninety two, and he said
he did it to garner natural attention for the Guardian Angels.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
All right, at least he admitted it. Here's another thing. Yeah,
I don't know if I want this guy being may
in York City.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
He ain't gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
But this is a fun fast And he never finished
high school. He didn't finish high school, so all right,
that doesn't bother you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Anthony Anthony never finished high school.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Maybe it shows I don't like the guy at all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
But he's a smart dude. He's smart.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
No, Actually, a lot of by the way, a lot
of brilliant people have dropped out of high school or college.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Yeah, because after a while you realize what a sho
You don't need it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
You don't need it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Whole system is, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Even Denzel Washington left Juliad after like a year. He's like,
I'm good, I've got it. That's how talented Denzel Watcher
left Juliad after a year, because you don't need it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
You should have the option if you go to high
school where you go, oh, i'm good, I get it,
and you leave that day. You just leave, whether everybody
will make it all the way to your senior year
or somewhere around your tenth grade, you're like, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Yeah, I'm good, I get it. Thanks, I don't need
to know any more of this shit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
I'm gonna go somewhere else and learn about mortgages and
investing money and fixing my own plumbing, all the stuff
they don't teach you in school because they don't they
don't want you to get ahead, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
But a lot of you know a lot of other countries,
like you go to high school for specific like hey,
I want to be a pilot, so you go to
like a trade you go, No, you go to like
a high school to be an airline pilot, or like
if you you know, there's engineering high schools, there's you
know what I mean, if you there's there's high schools

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if you want to be a doctor or a nurse
so you can focus your career. They don't do that here, right,
they should be doing they should be teaching electricity, electrician plumbing. Uh. Hey,
when I went to high school, we had metal shop
and wood shop.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Yeah. Man, you know, those guys ended up doing well.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
We used to make fun of them because they used
to take classes on the weird part of the high
school down the dark hallway and they were fixing cars,
learning basic electric ship and all these trade.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
And by the way, those guys have those guys are
extremely wealthy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
They have houses, they have cars.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
They all had small businesses.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
As we're us idiots are going to college and going
into insane debt.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
It wasn't the stupidest thing in the world that these
guys did that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Dude, My friends who became plumber, electricians or contractors, I
mean they're they're living a very good life.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
They started their own business man, Yeah, own business. They
don't have to work for the main.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
I mean working for yourself or working for soon. Well,
if you're working for someone else, you're making money for them. Right,
you're working for yourself, you're making money for yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Yeah, here's difference exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Now here's here's something I did not know about Curtis Siwa.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Right, at sixteen years old in nineteen seventy, he rescued
four people from a burning building in the Bronx.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Oh damn.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Mayor John Lindsay issued him in like an official award
of value, and he ended up going to the White
House and meeting President Richard Nixon. That's probably where he
got the politics thing in his head. At sixteen years old,
he got a certificate from the mayor. He went to

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the White House. All right, ron By the way, not
a surprise that there was a fire in the Bronx.
The Bronx has more fires than any other city in
the country. Right, there's more fires in Bronx, New York
than any other in any other part of America.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
That's uh, that's that's a crazy And it's.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Also one of the poorest boroughs. And it's also majority.
They call the Bronx a majority minority. In other words,
the minority in the Bronx are the whites.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
The Bronx is burning. Literally, all right, ron, I'm bored.
Not that you did great, but I'm just not you know,
if you need to hear it, But now I'm just bored.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Oh yeah, why don't you, Why don't you, Why don't
you do your civic duty and go for for sleeve.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
I think I think if you vote for sleeve with today,
you're literally no, it's you're literally that's a vote for
Mom Donnie. Right, that's what they're saying. Is it gonna
be I think it's gonna be a lot closer than
but I think two weeks ago it was a landslide
victory for Mom Donnie.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
But uh, I think I don't know. I I think
it might be too late, a tighter race.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
You know, when the legend gets real close, the negative
ads come out.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
You see the ad that was.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
The money for the ad was by the three major donors,
and they have to show the donors. It's Michael Bloomberg, Right,
Michael Bloomberg paid Michael Bloomberg coffee. Michael Bloomberg paid for
an ad for Cuomo, and it's it's about the subway
and it's just showing the empty subway platform. Oh, you're

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on the train, the empty train. And then the voice comes,
what are you going to do when you're in troumble
and no one's around? And then they say Sohamandani says
you have to call the emergency mental health. And then
the woman the voice over goes, what the hell does

(01:10:53):
that mean? And then it says Cuomo for mayor. So
they're using this scare tactics.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Yeah, well that's so that gets him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
This is my question to you, Sure he's gonna win?
How what's the margin of victory?

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
How close?

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
How?

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Give me a give me a five? Does he win
by five points? Six points? Like? Is it like he
gets like fifty three percent of the boat and he
gets forty something?

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
I think the poll, the last poll said that Mom
Donnie had an eight eight point lead.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Right, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
That's still a lot. Au two weeks ago, that was
what twenty twenty five something like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
That, Hey, don't forget, and the Democratic primary Cuomo was
was ahead a lot and ended up losing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Boo, this is our choices. But ah my, people, I
just laughed today. I'll finish with this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I laugh today because people who hated Cuomo Amere a
few years ago now have to be grudgingly vote for.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Fucking Trump. Hates Cuomo.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Trump would punch Cuomo in the face if he could,
and now he has to tourse the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
It's this is all you need to know about politics
and America.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
The choices are so bad in New York City, right
that New York City is gonna gonna vote in a
communist Muslim. That's essentially what's gonna happen. Donald Trump said
he's a communist, He's a social democrat. He's more like
a Marxist. It's, you know, hey, let's let's have free
foods for everybody. Let's have free tracks, petition for everybody,

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let's have free medical care for everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
It sounds nice.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Let's stop free housing, and we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Freeze the rent. That so, yeah, how does it? It's
not gonna work.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Well, the problem is that comes off the backs of
the working people, the people that have made something of themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
That's why you know I'm nervous.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
I also, he wants to do a two percent tax
on like the millionaires or the billionaires.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
And he's saying things he doesn't have the power to do.
At the whole. The governor can do some of these things.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
He can't every but that's every politician.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
They promise everything and then they have an excuse why
it doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Well, I wanted to do this, but I'll say it again.
The choice is so bad New York City. New York
City is going to vote in a socialist Marxist Muslim
let that sink in. No one saw this. No one
saw this on the bingo card, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Ron, And I'm going to tag what you said with this.
I guess in the end, everyone forgets, and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Thus one right, everyone forgets OPI starting tomorrow, and I'm
being very serious because he's going to win tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Starting tomorrow. You have to refer to me as.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
If he wins.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I'm if he wins, I'm sending a helicopter in New
York City to Grandmite family. All they have to do
is get on the roof I'll have a rope ladder.
I'm gonna get them the hell out of the city.
I'll just leave everything behind. Is he gonna make breaking
to my apartment? They canna have everything, everything that's in there,
and uh, and we'll live out here.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Oh my god, he's gonna have Oh my god, it's
gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Hullal everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Bad. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Some of the haulal is like the the uh, the
the I don't I can't say the R word. Hullal
is like the handicap.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Hand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Yeah, it's the JV of Kosha, right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Ron Berman on all the socials. H Oh, you're at
the Uh did you say it earlier? Okay, So, but Ron,
I gotta wrap up because I want to get this up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Hold on, let me tell you what I'm doing tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
So let me tell you what I'm doing tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Their cars.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Let me tell you what I'm doing tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
So I live in a story in New York, and
I work at a beer garden in a story in
New York. Uh, and guess guess what's district Zohan Mandani's
in let's story work, So guess he guess where He's
having the election watch party at the beer garden. Dude,
they're making me. I never work on Tuesdays. They're like, Ron,
we needed to come in on Tuesday to work the

(01:15:26):
election party. At the moment, there are eighteen hundred reservations.
There are one thousand, eight hundred reservations so far for
starting at eight o'clock tonight at the at the Bohemian
Beer Garden. In the story a matter of fact, we're
gonna have to start turning people away.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
We're getting up to two thousand people.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Is he gonna be there?

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
No, I don't think so. Who knows, I don't know.
He may make an appearance. When he won the Democratic primary,
there were three thousand people there, right, and they were
just like blue haired lesbians standing on top of the
picnic tables screaming. Right, all right, so you know what
I'm gonna do to be a fucking asshole. I'm gonna

(01:16:12):
pull a flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
I'm gonna get a giant star of David with a
clock in the middle, David with a clock in the
middle with fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Hebrew lettering Ron.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Ron, that was your out, Yeah, yeah, that was your out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
And then you just turn off your camera and leave
me hanging. That was your out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
You turn off the camera.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Oh, you turn off your camera.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
I'm gonna take the phone out and everything. It's too much,
you know, Amy Poehler, wrap nice. I'll tell you what
Amy pot and make sure you're liking some scream.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
I'll tell you what, Amy Pohl that you don't have?
What assistance? A budget? Probably a makeup budist.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
What else? What else? What else? Ron? Does Amy Pohler
have that item?

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
I bet you she smells like lavender, lavender and vanilla.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Lavender and vanilla. What about? What about the what about
the sandal wood? Sandal wood?

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
I like sandalwood, and I like it a little musty
down there. So I like the down there to be
a little petuli. I like a little petuli down there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Oh well Petrulli. Sure musty? Not so much?

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Surely is musty? You got it tough enough, you know.
But I gotta get ready for work.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Your girls smell like your basement.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
My girls smell like low tide in August.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Well or your basement. That's what I was getting at
Rod right, you couldn't give me that one. You couldn't
do it, I could you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
I got a met you of a pair for two
thousand screaming fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Fucking blue haired lesbians getting ready for their fucking muzzle
of Maya.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Ron, we have a real problem, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
When he won the dramatic primary, it was like they
won the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
We have a problem ending these things. You know that, right,
you have to do it. Twenty minutes ago, I tried
to end it, but I didn't want to be root
and just end the stream.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
And why can't blue hair lesbians be hot and sexy?
Why do they all have to be fucking like really
fat and wear half shirts with their fucking fat oozing out.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Give me a hot blue hair lesbian, My, mommy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
All right, now you can go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
I think that's impossible. And it's not blue anymore. And
you gotta update that joke. It's now lavender. They got
a lavender streak.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Oh it's like that maroon they put like maroon.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
They're not blue hairs anymore. Because I think that, you know,
because the old ladies took over the blue hair thing.
So now the lesbians they are like, well we'll go
in lavendar.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Yeah, I notice, all right, I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
All right, let me get people to your social media.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Ron Berman on all the social media.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Ron Berman Comedy at Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Oh I thought it was just Ron Berman.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
It's Ron Berman Comedy on Instagram. I'm sorry, that's why
no one follows me. You're oh my god, have been
plugging the wrong thing for you, sabotazing me. You sabotage,
not sabotage. You sabotage yourself. No, you sabotage.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
I don't. I don't sabotage myself anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Rod, I'm gonna get a phone call from Amy Poehler
any moment to show how this is done.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
First of all, if you do call a prom you
know who's gonna answer her insistent.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Ron Burman Comedy on all the time, by everybody do
your scrivit duty.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
I'd like to whom I like this guy, believe it
or not.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
I like we need Nick to turn to root for Mario,
to root for his paison, root for the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Oh my god. If Cuomo pulls this out, we're still
gonna have that. Honestly, we still have that shitty hangover, like,
oh oh well, now we got quota.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Here's the other thing that's very scary about Madonni. He
has no experience.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
You're gonna run the you're gonna run the largest city
in America, You're gonna run the richest city in America
with no experience.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
It's it's it's unnerving, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
The stupid city runs itself. That's the problem. No one
knows how to run this place.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
So this is what you're predicting, is it's a win,
which you probably go.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
I thought we ended this rock.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
I am in age.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Now the stock market tomorrow it's gonna crash if wins.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Yeah, they're saying the stock market is gonna fucking tank.
Got when you get up tomorrow morning, it's gonna be
in the red below the line wins. That's what the
Walfred's predicting.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Now can I go? I'm hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
I need to move my stuff into crypto.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Well do if you have to get in trouble Trump,
if you're a crypto, Trump, pardon you. Can I go?

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
You could go run?

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Bye everybody, Bye, Ron