Wake Up Aholes - I SURVIVED Harlem! - Opie Radio

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Don't, don't don't do. Good morning, everybody, welcome to my
live stream. That is Manhattan behind me, and it looks
like it's a it's gonna be a cloudy day, so
I don't know if we're gonna get that wonderful sunrise today.
But that's all right, right, that's all right, ron Isn't
that all right? Ronnie?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Don I'm your sunshine getting the cloudy days? Great, guys,
A gun to clear up? Put on a happy day.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Something like that. Right, How are you, Ronnie Big?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Good morning, everybody? Good morning? How am I?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I survived the hot of darkness yesterday?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
What's the heart of darkness?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I was in HOLEM.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I was gonna go, but it was like, you know,
it was too cold and it was snowing yesterday a
little bit. And you know, how was it though? How
was How was your experience in Harlem?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Thank god? It's been gentrified? Thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I was like, man, there's a lot of like there's
a lot of gay white boys around. I'm not in danger,
all right, I'm not. It got gentrified.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I was on.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Frederick Douglas Boulevard in one hundred and sixteenth Street. Yeah,
so that this is this place called Sylvania, and they
have like downstairs, they have like a stage and there's
like you know, they have live music and entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's nice. I got it. You know, I gotta say, Man, I.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Fucking killed.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I would assume that I didn't even have to ask
that part ron because.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I talked about I talked about my first experience in
holem in holem oh it fucking killed.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, no, give me, give me one thing on your
first experience at Harlem. That's that's the good stuff for
a for a podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I don't know if the national audience is going to
appreciate it, but my I was forced to spend time
in Holland because I have a basement apartment in Astoria, right,
and if you have a basement apartment store, you're going
to get flooded out. It's just oh, sure, brain systems
will put in one hundred years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
So I got flooded out.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't know if you remember this, but during Hurricane Ida,
I remember thirteen people drowned to death and basement apartments
in Astoria.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I remember that. That's that's not and I actually talked
about that, and you know, it pissed me off a
little bit because I'm thinking, you know this, this life
is tough. You know, you could you could step out
of your apartment and think there's no one coming and
get just cu rushed by an EV or a cabby,

(02:49):
you know. But then there's some things I think you
should be able to avoid, and that's drowning in your
basement apartment during a fucking hurricane. No, but come on,
do you have Do you have no one that loves you,
no one that that could say, hey, this hurricane is
gonna bring a lot of rain. You're you're living in
a flood zone. You know, these apartments get flooded out

(03:12):
every time we have a Nor'east or a hurricane. So
let's let's move you to higher ground. That No one
should be drowning in a basement apartment when you know
that that a lot of water comes in during these storms.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
And and here's the other thing that I started hearing
like from from all the some of the house owners. Yeah,
these the street I live on, these are all like
really like two million dollar homes.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
This is a very nice neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
And there was so much water damage, and I remember
some of the owners saying we didn't have any insurance
for that because this isn't a flood zone.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, of course, it's not even a flood zone.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
And you get flooded, They're like, we you don't get
at the point is is you don't get flood insurance
if you're not in a flood zone.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Why would you?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And now, now that's so I the only So long
Island city Astoria.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
There's a lot of hotels and motels, you know that
they were all booked. I found a place in fucking
HOLEM on one hundred and twenty third Street in St.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Nicholas Avenue.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Room and I we had to stay there for like
a fucking week, and uh and and uh we decided
let's make our first night in Holem. Well, it's our
first night home. I've never been a hom before.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
So I'm like, you got to go to the Apollo
Theater right by the.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Way where we're in the corner from that, dude, that's
where we are. That that's one twenty third St. Nichoas Avenue.
That's that's that area.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I know exactly where you were because I love my HOLEM.
It's front of you there.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Actually, I'm right near the Apollo Theater and you know,
we watched the Food Network where foodies and you hear
about all these like amazing fucking restaurants in Hollm. Right,
so we're like, hey, why do we make our first
night in Hollm fucking really special?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Go out to like one of these, like really nice.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I think I think that Ethiopian guy has like uh
Solomon something has like like.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
The red Rooster.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, so we wanted to go a place like that, right,
So we go downstairs and and and we go to
the locals. There's like a group on the corner like, hey, man,
it's our first night in Holm. Uh we we uh
we we we know we're food eat we watch the
Food Network.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, blah blah blah. Can you recommend a place? Uh?
Can you recommend a place that that you know that you.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Know represents represents Hollom and you know blah blah blah
and God is my witness. They go, yeah, man, and
they say, yeah, there's place around the corner.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
We love it.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
And they said Kennedy's fry Chicken Chicken. Well, now the
way I said it, I'm gonna post a video. So
I told this joke yesterday in fucking HOLEM I stopped
the joke by saying, this is only my second time
in Halem.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
And every time I say Halem, everyone's just fucking laughing.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Sure, and and then I and then you know, the
big punchline is I'm a huge foodie.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
And when I say, in a very slow manner, Kennedy's
fried chicken, you hear like, oh, you know, you know
when they get excited, they start saying words too.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
You ever been you ever been to a theater with
with the brothers and sisters? Good lood?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh so, anyways, I made it out alive.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's good. You know the other thing you said in there,
you're you were talking about how Harlem is gendified. Honestly,
but listen, listen, really, I got I got ten seconds
on gentrification. Why don't be stupid? And it's always these
stupid hipster white people like I'm gonna move into the

(07:13):
get why do you knowing?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Huh? That's who I saw.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Like I had to take the sea to one hundred
and sixteenth Street. Right when I got off, I was like,
all right, baby, you put on your fucking you, put on.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Your hardcore boton face. You let them know. And I
see like guys with skinny jean.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
You know those jeans that like don't go past the
like they only go like.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
To the calf.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
And so I see skinny jean with those type of
like what do they call capris?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I guess it's.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
And were the penny loafers with no socks.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
The pants, no joke, mid thigh with a belt with
a belt. It's the most amazing thing to watch is
one of these guys walk down.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
And they're kiddy like like it it's super tight, and.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
You're like, how the fuck are these pants still up?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, they're so tight in form fitting. You can tell
who's Jewish or not Jewish, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, of course. You know. Someone said you're looking more
and more like a Jewish grandpa.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
It's so chilly in here. But but I don't really
need the glasses. But like you're a little blurry. Maybe
that's better, all right.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
But you know, gentifying an area. I had to live
in the ghetto in Rochester because we were fucking we
were dirt poor. We had no money, and we we
found we found free housing. It was in the ninth
Ward in Rochester if you want to look it up,
and uh, we lived there. I was scared shitless. We're
the only white people in there. And then because we

(08:58):
were like fuck ups that they really kicked us out.
And all they wanted was us to stay in this
giant house that the city owned so wouldn't get robbed
and broke it into. And all we had to do
is behave and we had free fucking rent, which was
which was key. We were in our early twenties, and
they finally kicked us out when they came by to
check on things because you know, we weren't taking care

(09:20):
of the house. And part of me was like, well,
that sucks because that was free. But also I was thinking,
thank god, I'm not gonna be the white boy gentifying
a fucking area. You gotta be insane to do that.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh oh they oh when you moved there, they're like, oh,
there goes the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
But and then they're like they see you and they're like,
here comes the Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Right, But you know, I liked I liked the hallum
the Holember was all right, you know, I don't mind
going up there. It's fun. So what else is going
on with you? Ron? I literally decided not to do
too much show prep today because we never get to
our ship. And I know you you have a whole
list of stuff you.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Want, well hold on.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
You know what I've been reading lately, and you know
the you know, science and technology.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
But you know, more things are coming out.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, they're starting to say that your mental health or
your mood, yeah, stems from your gut First.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yes, I kind of believe it, because.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Gut health is very, very important.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yes, Okay, okay, I really do believe it, because honestly, Opie,
I got up at four, I got up at like
three forty five four. I think I got up at
three thirty three forty five. Yeah, super fucking bloated. I had.

(10:46):
I got home from my show last night and just
I was, I'm really hungry, and I had two bowls
of like beef stew and mashed potatoes.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Two.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Fuck, that sounds awesome right about now? Was the beef stringy?
Was it stringy? And just falls off? You take the dude.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
It was so good.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
It was beef stew with mashed potatoes, and I had
two helpings like it was Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
And then I went to bed.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
I woke up and like the worst mood and I'm
starting to come out of it. I've already taken I've
already taken two poopies, but I feel like the big
one's coming.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Is so important.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
I have a is the is the stew coming out
like you put it in?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
H No, but you know what it is. You are
what you eat. Like this morning it smelled like beef stew.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
It didn't even smell bad, Like it's still smelled like
fresh that white dogs eat you like like if you ship,
if you ship, a dog.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Will eat it. Uh yeah. You think they're domesticated and
you watch them do shit and you're like this, this
thing is no better than a fucking wild wolf in
the middle of New Hampshire somewhere. But uh yeah, So
you're feeling like crap because all the salt from the
beef stew. Did you have carrots in the beef stew?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Right, Well, it's not even that.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Like probably the worst thing you can do is eat
meat before you go to bed because it's you know,
it's one thing to have like vegetables before you go
to bed because that's digesting and breaking down.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
But if you have meat, yeah, it's just rotting.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's just it's rotting and it's taking so much energy
for your body to break down meat that it's all
the blood flow has to.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Go into your stomach and you don't sleep well A hundred.
I have a.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Let me what this guy said? You paid five dollars
for that absolute dot of a joke? What was What
was the joke? Now? I need to know what the
joke was. Somebody wasted five dollars on a dot of
a joke, Ronnie. But there you go. Uh anyway, so
you're all gutted out and you got the big one
coming and then the big ones gonna calm and then

(13:09):
you're gonna feel just fine.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
They're Ronnie one of the comedians. He's a doctor, doctor
Rubin Raja. He's an Indian but with a shaka.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Like even like if he's like super.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Hungry, he'll have like a piece of cheese before he
goes to bed, Like he understands how how bad it
is for your body, all right, food?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
And I think, what's the rule? Like is it three
hours four hours of before you go to bed and eating?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Why why are we still talking about this, ron.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Because I'm bloated and angry and ornery.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
This could be as bad as our Chinese tp discussion
yesterdays five hours your No, you're fucking the history. I
was Chinese. I was Chinese toilet paper and you were spies.
That was a wash yesterday, all right, So you'll get
the big one in and then you'll you'll feel fine

(14:11):
for the rest of the day. Somebody is asking to
be why you look like? Why are you looking more
and more like a Jewish grandpa?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Is it the turtleneck? You want? What do you want?
Sexy neess?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
All right, there's this you want? Sexy's eighty ron could
go sexy ron. God bless you for I don't. I
don't own one fucking turtleneck in this house.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Uh and it's a Adidas fucking what.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I think there are literally ten people in the entire
world that can pull off a fucking turtleneck. Man, every
time I get a turtleneck, he goes down the garbage choot.
I say thank you, I put it to the side.
It sits on a pile of clothes for about a
year or two, and then I throw it in the
fucking garbage turtle pull off the turtlenecks.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Turtleneck. I used to have dickies. I used to wear dickies?
Do you even know what that is?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah? I saw home alone.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
It's a fake turtle.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Now, I saw home alone? Man? But why would you
have dickies?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Because fucking I went to school in New Hampshire and
that was just fucking New Hampshires, a different animal.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
And we're talking about clothes right when I ask why
why you have dickies? I have?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
By the way, let me let me see if you
can figure this out. What's the acronym for that Adidas?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
What as kids? What would we say? What's the acronym?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh? I forgot? All uh? Oh, I forgot. I used
to know this.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Come on, you're stumping me all day long. I dream
about sex.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
All right, Damn I do that, but it's it's a little.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
It's one of those things I did after you said it.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, that's called that's called cheating and getting the answer
fair enough?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Fair enough?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Listen, did you did you text me yesterday? Going wrong?
I got nothing.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I don't know what to talk about, but you gave
you gave me one suggestion?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
What was it again? Who?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Like?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Who in watch celebrity like?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I have a beef with or is bothering me at
the moment.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
How did you word it? I don't know. I was
just all right, well, basically, okay, this is where it
came from. Oh my god, you're you're taking everybody inside
the process. But I was texting you because after our
lives showing them the magic, after our livestream, you know,
there are people trying to say this sucks, that this

(16:47):
is even this isn't even close to sucking. It's not
even close. And after we were done yesterday yelling and
screaming at each other, putting content out there giving the
people laughs. I uh, I drove my daughter to school.
My son still has the flu. He might he might
be back today, but whatever. And I'm like, you.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Know what, huh you shorts the flu?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Uh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah he got he got what?
Uh the thing that's shut down? The world don't say
the word because of YouTube. For a reason, I lost.
I lost a month of live stream because I mentioned
I mentioned it. They don't they don't like they didn't
like it talking about uh, you know, uh the shutdown
and and some of the things around the shutdown. But anyway,

(17:35):
oh and I also got I also got crushed on
TikTok yesterday. Look I'm too old for TikTok. I get it,
but that, but if you're trying to like promote and
push your your your podcast and and everything forward, you
kind of need the TikTok. So I put clips up there, right,
I had a hashtag. All it said was Trump won

(17:56):
was the hashtag. And if you put that hashtag on Instagram,
take talk, anywhere else, you know it's allowed. And it
was based on the rant you did with with the
Democrats caving and the government's gonna be opening probably as
early as today. So I put the video up and
to try to get, you know, some traction, I put
one of the hashtags trump won. It's a big hashtag, right,

(18:19):
and he did win. That's the funny part. He did win.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
The other today he got what he wanted.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Fucking TikTok took down the hashtag. Gave me a fucking
warning or a strike or whatever they do over there
in said it goes against their community guidelines the hashtag
Trump won. This is what I so when I tell
you to like slow down, stop and all that, it's
it's fucking nonsense that goes on with these social media.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I don't understand, like, just break it down more. I
don't understand.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
They just don't watch you putting the hashtag Trump one
on your TikTok videos.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
No, but can you hold on? Can you put the
hashtag just Trump?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Probably? Yeah, that's what I'm I would assume. But I
guess the Trump one has something to do with the
quote fake election shit. But in our case, the Trump
was about about him winning the other day because he
did win, the Republicans did win.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Oh, maybe the algorithm is putting at it with January six.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
It's absolutely insane. So like when we talked, I talked
about the shutdown a few years back, I got hammered,
I got knocked off YouTube for a month, but I
was allowed to still livestream on everything else. None of
this makes sense, and we should go well, I should
call up stupid Scott Grestein and tell him and wake
the fuck up. I got a show for you. I'll

(19:42):
actually show prep if you fucking rehire me. You asked, all,
maybe that's not gonna work, but anyway, I uh, I
dropped my daughter off and I'm like, you know what
I'm gonna I'm gonna see what Howard sterns up to this.
Howard Stern, I don't focus on the low level podcasters,
even if they're it would better than be good for you.
I don't focus on you guys. There's nothing going on there,

(20:04):
and none of you guys are gonna breakthrough and become
big stars. I like to focus on the real players
in this business. And Howard Stern, you know, love him
or hate him, he's still one of the players. I
tune him in, Dude, I could have believe how boring
it was, low energy, long pauses, dead air. I actually,

(20:24):
at one point, no one was talking for about ten seconds.
If you're not talking and you let ten seconds go
by without talking, you don't deserve to do this. And
so all of a sudden, no one was talking. I
literally like when old school and hit the my dashboard, like,
is there's something wrong with my radio? And then he's
got funny what is he called phony? Funnier phony, funnier

(20:49):
phony whatever, phony phone calls or something like that. They're
prank they're prank phone calls. They are so god awful
and so obviously fake and terribly edited. And this you know,
he's supposed to be the king of all media, and
he doesn't listen to this shit and realize this sucks.

(21:11):
I should do something else with my radio show. Then
these phony phone calls, they're terrible, and when the coffee
in Florentine. I mean to be fair to Howard, I
guess like the prank call was a staple in radio
for a long time. We were great at it on
the OPI and Anthony Show. But the problem is the
FCC got involved and you weren't allowed to do prank

(21:33):
calls anymore because you had to tell the person that
you were you were recording them for a radio show.
And I would yell and scream at the lawyers and go,
how the fuck are you going to be able to
do a prank call if you got to tell the
people ahead time, this is a prank call, you idiots.
So we all had to stop doing prank calls. But
Howard continued. He just said, well, fuck it, we'll just

(21:55):
fake all the phone calls. They're terrible, absolutely terrible. And
then they start talking again and they're talking about AI music.
They're so out of touch with the AI they don't
even understand what's going on because there's a huge trend
right now where AI music is taking over the world.
You've heard like Snoop Dogg singing Frank Sinatra or whatever,
Elvis Presley singing the Beatles. You've heard a bunch of these, right,

(22:17):
And they're like, I don't know. They should mix the ball,
walls and rules and get rid of the air. You
can't stop AIS is what you should be saying to
your audience. How are you idiot? And then Robin's like, well,
you know, well, with the II music, they only take
what's already been out there and that makes something new. No,
this AI is going to be making brand new shit

(22:41):
that has nothing to do with the past. No one
understands what AI is capable of doing and what it's
going to do to society. They don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
This is what I've noticed, yea, and Elon Musk is
the one who said it. Most of the videos you
see on Facebook and Instagram in the next few years,
he said, like, ninety seven are gonna be AI generated.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I think it's here now.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
I'm not watching videos on Instagram and Facebook and I'm like,
that ain't real.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
It just isn't real. It's already here. Most I would say.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Right now, at this point, half the videos I'm watching
on Instagram are AI already already right.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
And here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Here's the other thing.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
You were talking about AI and music?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, dude, one guy, one guy created a fake AI
band and music and made millions off of it.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah, like as like a real band.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
It's it's over. Do you understand it's over? People don't
understand the power of AI. Say you want to make
an AI song? Right? Basically, AI takes everything that every
producer has ever fucking produce ever, and then they you.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
All that knowledge knowledge.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
And and they and and they pump out a fucking song.
You can't compete with that, Robin, you stupid fuck.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Humans and human cannot compete. And then here's the other thing.
Is it's called AIS like super intelligence right, where the
AI is self learning, right, And that's where they say
it will very quickly outperform humanity and everything and.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Everything everything you think of, any any job, you know, you're, you're,
you're a firm, and you got twenty accounts. Guess what
you could knock out that down. Unfortunately, I say unfortunate
because I don't want anyone to lose their fucking jobs.
You can knock that down to one person to supervise
the AI. Shit, it's it's coming. You can't stop it.
It's crazy. And for Howard Stern and Robin and be

(24:50):
so out of touch about AI, it drove me nuts.
They're like, well, nothing will ever be you know, someone
with A with a guitar, the human feel the human
talks flog.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
That's not gonna happen, they they say, when the real
issue with A, because AI now is you just you
program it.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
You know, this is what we want you to do.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Here's the information we're giving you, the real the real
I don't know danger. I don't know if it's danger,
but is it's I. Forge's the real term for it.
Like AI super intelligence where it keeps learning itself, like
it's it's self learning.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, of course they say it's because it's it's.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Going to become so super intelligent that it this is
what they say. It will allow us to communicate with
our higher mind.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
It will allow us to connect with spirit.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
If we do. Yeah, but we as human beings, we
fuck up everything. So you know there is potential where
AI can be great for human This is a human uh,
for human society. Sorry, but we'll we'll fuck it up.
And and I'm not stupid. The AI is coming for
live streamers and podcasters too, and then it's gonna be

(26:07):
it's gonna be an AI podcast that has nothing to
do with an actual fucking person. The AI is gonna
take everything that's working in the podcast world and funnel
it into something brand new that's gonna blow off, blow
everyone away that's doing this.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
And Opie uh as an actor as I'm in the
Screen Actors Guild, we went on strike for a year.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
The main issue was AI.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna give.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
You an example. Hold on, I'm gonna give example.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Just yesterday, I'm watching you know, one of those home
security you know where they have like the lights and someone,
you know.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
The home security commercials.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
The entire commercial was these three dogs on the front yard, right,
and you see the buriers in the back. The entire
commercial was AI. There was like, so I'm out of
a job. Like before you would have to have the
two humans in the back were AI, right, and the
three dogs in the front yard we're talking to each other. Yeah,

(27:08):
so now why I lost an opportunity to audition?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
It's over and and you guys going on strike for that.
It was the dumbest thing ever, no offense, I know,
it was trying to save people's jobs. But you can't
hold back this AI. So you gotta embrace it, make
as much money often as you can, and hope that
it spins into something that will continue to give you
work in a job you're not You're not stopping it.
And if America has morals and there they want to

(27:33):
put extreme rules on AI and stuff, you're gonna get
crushed by China and the rest of the world because
they're not gonna They're gonna let it go. Man.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
So let me let me say this.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
So AI is one of the agreements we have with
the with the ets sharing information. AI is absolute alien
technology given to us.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
He don't funk eat.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
AI is so integrated into extra terrestrials.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
They have given us that gift.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Because they feel we are now ready to handle it.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Well, how about they show up?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Holy fuck, we're a year away. Holy fuck? Are you ready? Dude?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I heard twenty twenty seven, twenty twenty seven, they're coming.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I don't think the AI Atlas.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Is a precursor. It's getting humanity ready. Startrack wasn't a coincidence.
Star trek Is was also to help humanity get us ready.
Star Trek is very similar to what's really going on.
There really is a galactic federation in twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
They're coming, Well they should think us. By the way,
what are they wait for?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
What are they what they're coming, and what are they
waiting for? They can show up tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
What are They're not gonna they're already.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
They're not gonna be of any They're not gonna be
scared of any of us. And if they're here already,
that show yourself.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
They're here already.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Matter of fact, what they said is the human humans
genetically have been altered sixty eight times.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Sixty eight Okay, well, all right, we've.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Been genetically altered sixty eight times.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
That's what makes humans with humans are regarded as.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Exotic to the other other species.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
We're exotic, all right, we are that humanity is considered exotic.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Walk around New York City and point out what's exotic?
Are you kidding me? There are people, there are people
grilling rats in Midtown? How exotic are we? Well?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
You know what I find interesting in other civilizations and
other and other species. Yeah, a lot of them have
collective consciousness, and they find it terrifying that we're not
connected like everyone's on your own, and that doesn't happen
to a lot of civilizations. All right, Wait, there's a

(30:07):
collective consciousness we were and there there's They find it
terrifying that we're essentially isolated indily.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
All right, listen to art Belt Sense. Listen, listen, Art
Belt Team. You sure it makes sense and it'll make
a shut up about this. Sorry, Ron, you have a
higher intelligence than most people. I apologize.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
I like it when you're rough.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
No, it's it's sure. I just get frustrated because enough
with the aliens are common just just fucking appear. We
can't do anything. If you have the technology to come
to Earth where we were helpless, we're helpless. If you
have the technology to come to Earth, do you understand.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
That eight will only give us what we're ready to use?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh my god, all right, fide we are.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
But you know it's where though it really is like
Star Trek, we are considered. It's so fucking primitive we have.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
We're in we're in a we're in we're in a
third we're in third density.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Our vibrations very low.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
All right, listen, I didn't take edibles like you did
this morning, but I could do. I could do pot talk.
I'm gonna tell you why the start. I'm gonna tell
you why the Star Trek thing. Uh. A lot of
that stuff is coming true today, right, Okay. I think
there is such an insane intelligence in the universe that
we pipe into as human beings with our dumb, stupid,

(31:41):
underdeveloped brains. That's the other thing that's scary about the AI.
When the intelligence surpasses human intelligence, we're gonna be We're
gonna be out of our fucking minds. We're gonna be
in deep trouble. My thought is this, anything you could
think about in your fucking brain is possible because we
are tapping into the intelligence of the universe.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
What what they say is.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Oh, what they say is.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
You can't you can't imagine. You can't imagine something that
doesn't exist. So everything like, if you use your imagination
you come up, that means it exists somewhere.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
That's what I'm saying. I just said that. Why are
you taking my thought to?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
In other words, hold.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
On, opie, Yeah, have you ever imagined dragons?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Then they fucking exist and they actually they do exist
in other dimensions.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yes, you ever if they didn't exist, you wouldn't be
able to picture it.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
You ever see kmoa have a pictured big foot?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
They exist?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
You ever see a Kimoda dragon or kimodo kimoda kmoto.
I always make that mistake because I have I'm kind
of like, uh uh dyslexic kimoda or kimoda?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Are you talking about the giant ones on the island there?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, you can see one of those. And you're like, okay,
dragons are possible. All right, listen to me, can I
I gotta continue with my Howard Stern rant and and.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Your question you started this so finished you will you?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
So? Then I sit there like, you know, I know, uh,
what we're doing in the morning is damn good. I
know we're giving the people some entertainment and some content.
And then you gotta then you gotta tune in these
fucking people that are on a big platform like Sirius XM,
and they're there, they sound like they don't even want
to be there. Ron So then when when the dead

(33:35):
air stopped and the and the phony phone calls and
and they're out of touch AI discussion because they can't
be bothered to read an article on it, then all
of a sudden, the whole staff has to sit there
and kiss Howard's asked because they want him to be
inducted into the rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Oh my,

(33:58):
why would you want that?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
You know, people go, how would he be inducted into
the rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Because because he's the greatest thing that's ever fucking lived.
You don't get it yet, and they have to kiss
his ass and then he can't. Then he's making believe like,
oh my god, why are we even talking about this?
And they're like, well, because if we.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Talk about it enough, Howard, it'll harpen, it'll manifest, and
you'll leave the.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I have a question, is Howard Stern still getting the
big fucking celebrity like guests.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, he's getting the big celebrities. I don't even have
to look at the chat. You're jealous? Yeah I am?
How about that?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I am so So he's making a profit for the
for serious x M.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I don't know. I don't have the numbers anymore. I mean,
it's hard for me to believe that they're making a
profit off his show at this point, considering how much
money they give it. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
The numbers, but I was.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
I was told his numbers really fucking tanked when he
became like woke.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
And he's just a lawyer. He tells people he's talking
of millions and millions. He's not. I don't even He's.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Still with that girl with the giant horse teeth. Jesus
is her name. Bed.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
She's nice.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
I want to plead her or carrot every time I
see her.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Honestly, I try. I try to give him hood. I
try to give you the bed. I try to give
you the ugly. Have you met Beth? Yes?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I she yes, She's very lovely.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
She didn't know who I was.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I bet you she smells good.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
She look I live very close to where Howard lives
in New York City, although I think he abandoned that apartment.
I have no idea, but I used to see her
walk in the neighborhood all the time. And when my
kids were young, I was in a card store and
I had a conversation with her and she was telling
me how adorable my son was at the time.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Tell who did you know who you were?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
And I'm sitting there. If you only knew true story, brother.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I'm talking. She didn't know you were. She was talking
to you her husband's arch enemy.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Well, I wouldn't be his arch enemy. I'm I'm fucking,
I'm fucking broadcasting from a window, sill, frustrate as all
hell as I miss you should be the right? Why
should he be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
You know, people go, uh, hey, oh uh, when when

(36:31):
are you and Anthony going to be inducted into the
Radio Hall of Fame? Take my name off the list.
I don't want anything to.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
That stuff is wait a minute, do they have that?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yes? They do, and it's stupid and I wouldn't want
to be a part of that.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
You know that could be a possibility because at one time,
wasn't opening Anthony sort of like a cultural iconic thing.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Dude, Honestly, we we completely deserve to be in the
Radio Hall of Fame, But I have no interest.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I have to ask the question. I have to ask
the question.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yeah, I mean, because that's a big deal, because you're
you're immortalized forever. It's the offer came hey, from all
the work you've done, and all the.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
And and and and and.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
All the culture you have created or whatever, all the
influence and blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
You were a cultural influence in the and you know,
and in this.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Decade, in this decade, and yeah, we are.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I don't know how it is we we we would.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Like to induct you into the Radio Hall of Fame.
You and Anthony, right, you would fucking turn that down. Yeah,
I don't give a ship for immortality.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, and and then that would mean I'd have to
see that asshole again. So now, Anthony, what would Anthony's
answer be? How he would show up looking like an idiot?
Of course he would show up. I have no desire, none, zero.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Wait a minute, but what if you were on the
same bill with Howard Stern. You want put Howard's Turn
show and o'panthy inducted it at the same time.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
You wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
You know when you see that, you know, when you
see the oscars and here's the nominees right this high,
you see the nominees right, and there's there's Howard Stern
live moving around, and then you got Anthony Live moving
around right, and then you got some of these other assholes.

(38:31):
Let's put Lionel in there and then uh and maybe
the grease man, right, and then for me, it wouldn't
be a live fucking shot. It would be a still
picture of me. I wouldn't be there, just like Leo
DiCaprio during the Oscars. I can't be bothered with that garbage.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
It's not a little vain. What are you talking about?
It would direct your career, by the way you would
resurrect your career.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Who did the ship? My work and the influence I
had in radio speaks for itself.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
If you turn that down, if that ever happened, you
turn that down, you would be a fool.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Oh well, they could just play a video of me
just sometimes they you know what, that's fucking uh FedEx
the award to my apartment. I'll fucking put in my
bathroom to keep the door open.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Who are you like, Milon Branda? Yeah, I'm like that down.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Well, and then they can play a video of my
radio highlights. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on Snowy did
that for the haters? Ron They appreciate it all right anyway.
So I was furious though, because like I still have
a passion to do this. Look, I had to take
a couple of years off because I was in a

(39:47):
deep depression after my two buddies died. But I I think,
you know, I still have a passion for this ship
and to listen to Howard Stern dead air, fake phony
phone call, out of touch discussions out AI. I'm like, Jesus, so,
who do you hate today? Ron? That's where this all started.

(40:09):
I was road, you brought it up.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Go ahead, you know what, They're so good.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I got to hold on a minute. Hunter. Hunter is
one of my haters, but he he hates hates, hate
Tates and then goes, oh, okay, this is pretty hate
ha Tates. Oh, I kind of like what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Now.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
He goes, hope he has no radio awards. I'll have
you know. I got an air award from my time
in Boston radio, right right, Boston Strong, Ron, Sorry, sorry, Rod, Sorry, I'm.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Gonna start off with By the way, this wasn't my
initial I have.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
That he's so happy that Trump crushed the Democrats recently.
I'll point out my people because we got we got
people that love the Trump, we got people that hate
the Trump. And that's what I love about what we
do every morning. Vincent writes, your take on this is
the exact reason for your success, and you're currently being
out casted from mainstream double edged Sword. Thank you, Vincent.

(41:12):
I've always been punk rock, Ron, That's where that's where
the good stuff lies at being punk rock.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
You're siscious.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, like spitting on people.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
I guess sometimes you spit on yourself. That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh is it a problem? Wrong? Let me let me,
let me just move out of the way. Is that
really a problem, Ron? Is that really a problem?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
What are you trying to show?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
What was I supposed to do it? Ron? Once you
once you answer that.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
You ready?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yes? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
First of all, this is not my initial I came
across this and I got so upset.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
If I see this guy, I may.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Go after him, this fucking piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
It just confirms everything I've always thought about him.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Hold on, what do you thought? What are your thoughts
on machine Gun Kelly?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Oh? My god, I don't know anything about him, but
he was he's married to Megan Megan Fox?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Right, are they married? I don't know they're together.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
They exchange blood. I think they may have broken up.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I I would say this. I think he's one of
these Oh, they drive me nuts. He's one of these
celebrities you don't know why they're famous. I put him
in the He's one of these celebrities. I don't know
why he's famous categories. That's what I would say about him.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
So he's almost kind of like this fucking like low
grade kind of kid Rocky started.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
He started out rock.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Can I go off on Kid Rock? Down? Sorry, Ron,
I don't have a good rock. You just get the
good stuff out of me. Tough guy, Kid Rock. He's
not happy that, Uh, well, you know, we got a
Muslim mayor in New York City. None of us are
really happy.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
I saw this.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
No one's really happy about it. But we also know
that every mayor we've had since I can remember has
sucked in this city. So I'm in the camp. Now,
let's give him a chance. How much worse can it get?
And then people go, well, it could get a lot worse.
I'm like, well, it's pretty bad now, it's pretty fucking
bad now. But this kid Rock, this tough, this tough
guy kid.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
That good old boy taking a stand.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
He can't handle it. He's gonna move to Florida. He
can't handle it. When the tough gets going, the pussies leave.
You understand that, right, look at your life.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
But did you hear what he announced?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
What?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
He canceled all his fight he's going on tow right.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, okay, yes, thank you, Rod.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
He cancel it. He canceled all his no shows in
New York.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah, no shows in New York.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
At all because of the fucking muzzlim Mayor.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Let me tell you why. He's a piece of crap
ron And he was, but he was on our show
back in the day, and he was a lovely, lovely guy.
I actually liked him. Okay, I'm sure he's charming. He's garbage,
because you know, just because we live in New York
City doesn't mean there's a shit ton of fucking Republicans

(44:20):
and MAGA supporters. So you're so you're screwing over your
your own fan base in New York City. Because if
you did a Kid Rock show in New York City,
guess who's showing up. It's not gonna be the libs, idiot,
It's gonna be your fan base. That thing's just like you.
These are so out of touch, man.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Like, if Kid Rock performs, he probably I don't know,
Like I don't know if he's Is he big enough
to do MSG?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I don't know, but.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Wow, that's a really good question.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
I don't know if he's big enough to do MSG.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Maybe maybe not anymore.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Like Joone's Beach something like that.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Right, Yeah, But anyways, I know who, so I know
is gonna show up for a kid rock cause in
New York City, Okay, And it won't be anybody from
New York City.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
The entire fucking island of Staten Island.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Of Staten Island, you know, no, but my point. You're
kind of going against my point, which is fine. But
my point is this, there's plenty of kid rock fans
in Manhattan and in the Burrows. I know Staten Island.
They did not vote for Mom Donnie. Oh my god.
They said, hell f this guy more than any Burrow.
I understand that. But my point is like, you're screwing

(45:33):
over your own fans that that are stuck in New
York City and do think like you. And then what
and and and the people that, uh, you know, the
people that don't like something like the Muslim mayor of
New York City. And I have respect for those people
that stay and try to fight, not not run away
like a pussy like Ellen Degenerous did. You're just as

(45:55):
bad as Ellen Degenerous.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Kid n Rose gone and go to Flora and Rosie
o'donald and ROSI, you're just as bad as those people. Dude,
they didn't They didn't go to Florida. They left the country.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah, good for them.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Rosie o'donald went back to island.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Ellen Generous another one. Oh my god, she should have left.
She she got ten years on TV now, more than
she should have. Dancing in the aisles this broad she
was dancing in the aisles because she was She loved
she loved all the tuna that was showing up at

(46:33):
our shows. So she's like, hey, I'll dance down the
aisles and I get the flirt with all these hot women.
No one else noticed what this bit she was doing
was self serving.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Well, I think Gallan de Jennifers is fucking two face
because her whole image was.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Altruistic, love love love, and.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Behind the scenes she's a fucking giant sea just berating
her fucking staff to the point where like they're like,
there was a lawsuit against her because she was a
fucking tyrant.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I thought we were talking about Ellen de Generous, we
are oh okay.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
By the way, if someone said, we are talking about
all the generis being a tired By the way, if
someone said to me, yeah, like Ellen de Generous is
your sister, I would I would take a hard look
at that, all right.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
You kind of look a little you know. Other words,
she looks like a man? Are our old pal?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Carl used to fucking say that, really? Oh yeah, Oh
didn't know that. He would point out the similarities.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Between dude, you got the same haircut you got?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Do I no country for old men, do I?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Oh my god, you look like a cross between Ellen
DeGeneres and the guy and the guy on the golf course. Oh,
oh my god, you're the god. You're the love child
of Ellen DeGeneres and the guy who tried to take
a shot at Trump on the golf cause, oh my god,

(48:14):
you're the love child.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
All right, listen, So what about machine gun Kelly? I
gotta slow down a little bit here, Ron, I apologize.
I had a lot of coffee this morning. What about
the machine gun Kelly? Why are you bothered by him?
I'm just bothered because I don't understand why he's famous.
I don't understand why k I don't understand why Chris
Jenner is famous, dud, I have a whole list of
I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
I'll give some credit to Machine Gun Kelly.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
First of all, he started off as a rapper like
kid rock, and then he transitioned in sort of like
rock and.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Roll like kid rock.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Okay, but dishes where machine Gun Kelly. The one thing
I'll say about Machine Gun Kelly yeah, is, dude, he's
not an actor. He's a who who Who's actually a musician,
Like he's like, he can play all the instruments, so
he's very talented.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Did you see him?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Did you see him portray Tommy Lee Jones in the
Motley Crue movie?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Totally? Fuck? He was really good?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
All right, fair enough?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Hold on you did you Did you ever see the
Motley Crue movie?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
I did not. I've read the book though it's based
on Dirt, right based.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yes, yes, let me it was really good.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Let me tell you something, man, because people do ask
about some of the books I read. If you haven't
read Dirt, oh my god, it's the greatest autobiography of
a band ever. I'm going through the rock and roll
I am struggling I'm a huge led Zeppelin fan. I
got a led Zeppelin book I started this summer. I'm
still reading this thing. This thing is this fucking thick

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and it's like, oh, if they took two hundred pages
out of this book, it would be an amazing read.
And that's what Dirt did. They're like, f call them
all the you know, getting deep into the process of
our music and stuff. Let's just tell the crazy stories.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
It's it's a really good cast.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Did you say Tommy Lee Jones. Someone is saying you
said Tommy Lee Jones. No, whatever, Okay, all right, so
fair enough, huh Tommy Lee, Yeah, Tommy Lee.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
So machine Gun Kelly portrayed Tommy Lee in the movie
and he was like, fucking really good.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I recommend it. Anyways, I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Take him off the why is he famous? List because
of you now. I'm taking them now.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
This is why. This is why if I saw him. Yeah,
because I'm kind of famous now.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I have fans, people of people are sending me gifts,
you know what i mean.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
I'm kind of famous now. So I see machine On Kelly,
you got two people that love you. I see machine
On Kelly. I'm probably gonna go after him.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Oh Jesus, you can't say that.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah, I just said it.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
But don't you taking out Machine Gun Kelly will fucking
take you out fist fist.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
You know, you don't even say fist. You're gonna have
a discussion with him, Ron, you got you gotta understand
how to do this.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I'm gonna have a discussion with machine I'm gonna throw words.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
All right, You're gonna throw words? Why what's what bothers
you about him?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
So just recently, just recently, uh, there's an award show
coming up where him and Steven Tyler are gonna be presenting,
and I think the Grammys, Oh, the Grammys, the Grammys.
So I think Steven Tyler or ericson they're gonna be performing,

(51:37):
and they're like, hey, what do you think about, you know,
sharing the state with like a rock legend.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
This is Machine Gun Kelly's response, You ready for this?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Dude, it went very bad for him.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Okay, this is machine Gun kelly response, Hey, you're gonna
let me get it. This is his response, don't compare
me to some old guy who should have who should
have retired years ago, but still hides behind that oversize.
Here a scruffy beard and those flashy, ridiculous outfits.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
The internet went wild. They got back to Steven Tyler.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Now, Stephen Tyler said, if he's on the show, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Good.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
You don't talk about that. You don't talk about like
that to Stephen tull Errico a fucking disrespect.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Let's say he's just garbage. What have you done in
your life except for the Tommy Lee thing. By the way,
I'm putting him back on the on the list of
why why are you famous?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Now? Fuck him? And they say he's doing it to
gainer attention.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Oh good for you.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Fucking you know, Steven Tyler.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I know Steven Tyler is your boy. I know, I
know your friends.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Well, they're going back.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I think they're doing a limited tour, but here's the
real one, and they do.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Because isn't Stephen Tyler like seventy How old is he? Now?
For real? This is going to really bother people with
the answer, because our rock stars are getting insanely old.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
I think he's in his like, is he sixty eight
or sixty nine?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Oh he's du seventies? Ron, come on, he's still how old?
Seventy seven?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
He looks good on the shirt off.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
You know what age? You know when they say age
is just a number, it kind of is.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I mean, your body every like two or three years,
you have an entirely new body.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I understand that.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
And that's you know, if you really don't drink, don't smoke, work.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Out, drink, don't smoke. What do you wait, don't drink,
don't smoke. Oh h it's a pop song. Don't drink,
don't smoke.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Great Bats, straight Bats, That's.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
What's the other line, don't drink, don't drink, don't smoke.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
What do you do? Drink douk? What do you do?
Oh my god, we were we would Oh my god,
we were hominizing.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Let's ai that ship.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
So anyways, you're not gonna like, You're not gonna like
what you know what bothers me? Huh, it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on. You said straight Cats, and I said, yeah,
but it is adamant don't drink, don't smoke, And the
song is called Goodie two Shoes Gotta love you fuckers.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Wait a minute, Great Catt is a good guess.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
It was a good guest, But I got to talk
to my audience. I know, I know I'd come across
like an asshole, and I know it seems like I
hate Ron the waiter, but I don't. I love doing
this and I love my people in the check.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
You know, you keep having to say it, so there
would be people going, dude, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
I leave this guy alone?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
But you have to keep saying it, because, yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
People are stupid. Do you not you watch it right
now talking about the people that aren't watching right now.
People are stupid, Rod, So sometimes you got to spoon
feed this shit.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Or or if it walks like a duck and talks
like a duck and looks like a duck, here's another analogy.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Here's the here's the hit that, Oh, let me do this, Rob, please,
and I apologize because you have something good. But I'm
out of my mind today. I don't even know why.
Here's the headline today, and I wish serious, ex I'm
understood this back of the day. I don't mean any
of this shit. How about them apples? I don't give
two craps about Howard Stern. It was just it was

(55:35):
just a good rant that I decided would be fun today.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Go ahead, Rod, what was I saying, I apologize.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I'm stepping all over you today.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
I'm sorry, litten, I know, but you're you're out of control.
Like it's like you're like you're like a rookie.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
When we finished this, I'm gonna give you some notes.
This fucking shot and shopping.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
You you just call me a rookie.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
It's right, You're fucking right. I did.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
It's like the karate kid if you were mister Miyagi
and I was the karate kid. I'm the student has
now become the teacher. I'm the captain.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Now you're the of course you're the captain. Now do
you remember what you're gonna say? Because you know, if you're.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Go anyway, you're gonna be so great at this.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
You gotta remember the stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
What bothers me? Oh yeah, I'm gonna bother you so
much more.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
No, no, dude, I've already went on too many lands.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
This one is the big one.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
You're gonna lose your mind.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
You're gonna lose your fucking mind. Are you ready for this?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I'm gonna you know People's magazine, People Magazine.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
You know how I had the sexist man alive?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
You know that's a big thing, right, people of magazine.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah, sexy span Alive. I know it's a thing. I honestly,
I guess maybe I knew it was People magazine. Sure, okay,
the People's baggage.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Everyone knows that it could barebly accept you. That's the
big thing. Like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit's a big thing.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, I know, it's magazine.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Sexious man alive. You know it's like Hugh Jackman or whatever.
But by the way, this year it's the guy from
uh the movie Wicked and Bridgington.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
I know he's English.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Oh uh, he's like he's the first day sexiest man Alive.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I don't even know who you're talking about, Thank god.
All right, continue, I'm gonna look it up.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
So anyways, Oh you're gonna fucking hate this, hopie. Notice magazine.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
When I go like this to look at my phone.
Notice how I don't bend down too far? All right?
Go aheaded ron, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
No, when you bend down, it looks like you have
a sick head of black hair.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
You look younger.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Has looking on that shadow.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
You know, you know you put conditioners in your hair.
It does wonders? Yeah, all right, Uh people. Uh. Twenty
twenty five Sexiest Man Alive is actor Jonathan Bailey. I
don't know who this guy is.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yes, he's he was you know that movie Wicked with
Andreana Grande, so he starting that with her.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
And he's on that British show Bridging ten.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
All right, so anyways, now you have to mention Wicked.
I sat through that because I got young kids, and
I was like entertained kind of, and the whole fucking
the movie's three hours long, and she finally becomes the
Wicked Witch at the end of the goddamn movie and
starts that a well, you take them to the wait
three years to see her as a witch? Wicked can

(58:41):
go suck a d oh?

Speaker 3 (58:43):
You took him to theater? Are you sorry? At Like,
people don't go to the theater anymore.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
You can see everything you go to the theater. What
are you crazy?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
So anyways, there's sitting down you got it.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
It looks like Troy kwand before Troy gained a hundred pounds.
Look at that cam.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
That's by the way, he's the first day Sexiest Man Alive.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yaw will come on, Ron, you're you're you're holding back?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Come on, Ron, are you sitting down for this.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Oh God, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Here we go. So the press. So I want to
show you so people. So People Magazine not only has
the Sexiest Man Alive. Yeah, there's another category I didn't
know existed, and this is fucking real. Yeah, they also
have People Magazine's Sexiest Podcasters.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Guess who won it?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Dude? Can I just tell you what just happened? So
you no, wait, can I just tell you what happened? Ron?
You said that all the blood drained from my head.
I got lightheaded and I felt my blood pressure immediately
go into pounding modes.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
You know. So there's another category.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
There's People Magazine's sectionment Alive, and then there's People's magazine
Sexiest Podcasters Alive for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
I guess regart it. I know you know who it is.
I'm gonna let you say it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Well, I'm I'm thinking of all the podcasters out there,
and I'm thinking, who's dreamy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
You know when they say podcasters, it's it's it's two.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I would go, I guess they have to put Joe
Rogan on there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
No, all right, Uh, I mean it could be what right,
it's it's it could be a podcaster or casters like
it could be wonder it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
The sexiest podcaster or casters for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Go ahead, you Your first guest was Joe Rogan.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Keep going, take a few more theovonnh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
You know there's some sexy women.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I know there's some blonde girl that has a huge
she has millions of followers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Call me daddy. Um No, that's a chick. Isn't it
a guy?

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Oh that's right. I'm sorry, No, pot, you wreckon your
own bit. Sorry, sorry, it's men. It's men. I'm sorry,
You're right, it's men. Uh No, theovon?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
No, Oh my god, I know who it is. Dude,
Why are you doing this to me?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Are you just gonna jump out your window?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I know who it is? Who? And you do this
to me on a regular basis?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
You s you're gonna jump out your window?

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Am I getting warm? Am I getting warm?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
His podcasters twenty twenty five, The Kelsey Brothers Ah Yeah,
fucking Travis and Kelsey were recognized by People magazine as
the sexiest podcaster hosts for their podcast New Heights Podcast.
They just got the title, They're the Kings, they got

(01:02:10):
the fame, they got the money, they got, the accolades,
they got the fucking pop stop girlfriends. What do we
have by the way, we are sexy? We should have
been in the running. Hey, why don't you go back
to the hampon to get to fucking get the gongs?

(01:02:33):
A dude, you need the gong vibration.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
I'm not gonna lie to you. I can't take it anymore.
I've been blackballed, I burned a.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Few take it over the podcast world.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
But I also said that I don't mean any of this.
Doing this the way back to school. He's boring as fuck.
That's why when people try to say this sucks, I
laugh at them because I'm like, you want you want
things that suck. I can give you a whole fucking list,
and it's a whole bunch of people on regular giant
fucking platforms. And these Kelsey brothers I could podcast. You

(01:03:11):
could podcast, can you?

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
They've taken over the world.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Dude. It's like I say this a million, a million times,
a million times. You know the fact the chubby one
is not bad, the chubby one, and then the other
one that very shop and the other one that's gonna like, uh,
you know, be herb kicked to the curb as soon

(01:03:36):
as his his his football career is over. He stinks
at this. And my point is simple. I've said it
many times, like now, everyone thinks they could do this.
Everyone thinks they can podcast, everyone thinks they can do
Back in the day, everyone thought they could do a
radio show. Right, they would be like me suiting up

(01:03:56):
and joining an NFL team. That's what's going on with
these garbage fucking podcasters.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
This is what I see, Opie, Opie, this is what
I see all the time, especially.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
With someone we know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Hey, guys, got a brand new podcast. Blah blah blah,
first episode dropping. Now show your love, hit the like button.
Here's the phone. You know, I see that all the
time though, Hey guys, first podcast dropping. Everyone's dropping a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Dude, I told you recently, I had to get some
plumbing done in this building. You know, my six thousand
dollars a month maintenance charges, which isn't my mortgage, all right,
it isn't my city taxes. It's another bill I have
to pay to live in New York City. I had
a toilet issue. They're like, ah, yeah, we a, You're
gonna have to call an outside plumber. Why you have

(01:04:55):
a maintenance department. And so the plumber comes in. He goes,
I'm oh my god, this is a very easy fix.
I'm like, okay, can you fix it? Sure? And then
he hammered me for like, I have to ask the
wife again. But it's something like four or five hundred
dollars just to do this one thing, because just entering
the building is expensive. And then he recognizes who I am,
believe or not, to these assholes, I still get recognized

(01:05:18):
all the time. He goes to be ron, I said this,
but I gotta see it again. He gets bad. By
the way, I got a podcast. The plumber's got a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Rad you might as well have just spit in your
fucking face.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
No shit, I'm like, wow, I mean, hopefully you'll tune
in tomorrow when I'm broadcasting from my window cell.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
So are you trying to tell me?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
It bothers you a little bit that you've been doing
this for three fucking decades and these two meatheads come
along and just fucking take the world over by storm,
and now there are people Magazine's Sexiest podcast is of
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
I mean, does that get under your skin a little bit?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Nope. Huh nope.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
I truly believe this now, I'm being serious.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
If you and I had a little more success, yeah,
and we had the numbers, yeah, because we're good looking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
We're good looking couple. Oh my god, oh couple. I
think we'd be in the running.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I would because I would your number up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
You take me off the screen, you go back down
to a five. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
You don't understand. I'm so good looking. Look perfections.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Let me see your eyes. Here's my dreamy eyes? Where's yours?

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Look? When's the camera? I don't even know what to look.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
You look like you should be in like like, uh
a Christmas and you look like Christmas will be coming
to the door.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Hey missus Smith, can your daughter come out and play?

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Everyone quiet? I'll go away.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Oh my god, you look like yeah all right anyway, Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
No, I really do believe this. If you, if you and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
I had more sustats than we were more out in
like uh, we were more out in the public, we
probably would be in the running as well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Because we are good looking.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
We are I would carry you a little bit, but yeah,
we just.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Now, you wouldn't carry me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
I'm like the fucking white berry White. That's funny. I'm
like the white berry white. Look at me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Oh my god, dede Jesus, I'm looking back from the camera.
There you go. All right, all right, I gotta go ron.
Once again. We did nothing. We did nothing. We did nothing.
I had my my AI is done.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Bit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
We did nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
The two things I wrote down to do today we
didn't even touch.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I know. I think that's a good sign, believe it
or not.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Once again, hold on, let me just say this. I
have to say this. It's so fucking crazy two seconds
because if we don't talk about it now, it's going
to become irrelevant.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
All right, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
So they just had a massive betting scandal in the NBA,
right oh, and they said, watch out, it's going to
cross over to all the sports because now you have
a casino in your hand with all these instant betting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
The Cleveland Guardians formerly the Cleveland Indians, Right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
So, a manual class class A is their closer.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Dude, He's like, he's like the Mariano over there of closers.
He's literally like the top closer in baseball, right and
pitcher lou or Teeth, which is a he's in the
starting rotation.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
By the way, they're both from the Dominican Republic. Right,
This is what it's called a prop bet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Yeah, I know about prop bets. I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
You didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
I didn't know you could bet on individual pitches. That's
what people rod. But I know what that was. I
didn't know it. It got so far that you can
actually bet on a fucking pitch.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
This is what they said.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
The danger was because of the speed of it. Yeah,
is you can bet on the next pitch throwne.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
It's don quick, right, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
That quick you can And by the way, when I
say you can bet.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
On the next pitch row and you can say it's
gonna be a fastball above ninety six miles an hour,
right right, right, right, or it's gonna be it's gonna
be a screwball, it's gonna be a curveball, it's gonna
be a change up, it's gonna be in the dirt,
it's going to be a strike, it's gonna be a ball.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
You understand.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
They were betting up to sixty thousand dollars a bit
on a pitch, right, and one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Was I bet sixty thousand it's gonna be in the dirt,
and it was in the dirt, right and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
And there is a because I think it's the Nevada
Gaming Commission, has a watch group for this type of
thing like that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
There's a watch group saying, hey, is there any abnormalities
right right right by the way, this is how they
got caught.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
There is as there's a Nevada gambling.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Watch group to monitor these type of betting because you
can do it in the casinos, right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
So the abnormality was when these two fucking guys were pitching.
All of a sudden, people are betting thirty five forty
thousand on a pitch, and that would only be happening
when these two guys were pitching.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Yeah, they got greedy. They got greedy. They could have
they could have went for the small wins and they
probably would have never that ship would I had wins.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Dude, if you're the top closer in baseball, you're already
making millions. It's greed, by the way, they said, why
would they do it? Why would they do it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Don't they know I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
I'll tell you why. Greed, of course, greed. But here's
here's look, this is why the Major League Baseball could
go f themselves when what they did of Pete Rose.
They knew damn well that betting has been part of
sports since.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
The beginning of sports.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
They knew, and they used him as an example. Everyone
was betting and figuring this ship out because in the
end you have a World Series ring. Who gives a ship?
If you can make millions on the side, why wouldn't
you do that. There's there's probably hundreds, if not thousands

(01:12:01):
of Major League Baseball players that have made stupid money
on the side and never hecuse.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Me, excuse me?

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
What about who's the fucking guy from the Dodgers the
picture the greatest player in baseball? The picture in the
header from Japan?

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Uh oh oh shant whatever? Yeah, oh oh oh oh.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Oh my god, he's stroking out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Oh yeah, go ahead?

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
What the fuck his name.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Shanty or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
I was fucking Shanti. That the that the black singer
o Tani.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Okay translator what remember his translator was debting was lost
millions on fucking games.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
I've been saying this for years.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
The biggest Tani. I'm sorry, I said show hey.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
But my dyslexia got me fucked up and then I
figured it out. That's what I got this lie, dyslection. No,
I got this all because I have dyslexi. You have dyslexia.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Really, I took my SATs on time because I I'm dyslexic.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
No, I'm dyslexic.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
By the way to Very commentary with actors De Naro,
Dustin Hoffman, Ron Berman.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
You know my uh what what is the the eight?
What is it called again? In high school?

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yeah? ADHD or something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Yet, No, it's not ADHD.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
I'm talking about the test that you just said, that SATs.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
That's say teas. I crushed math and sucked at English.
So I said to myself, why don't I go into
something where I gotta speak. I'm an idiot. I should
be a scientist. Why am I doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Listen, listen, I gotta say this. My DYSLEXI was so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
I the first time I took my assats, I took
them time to My total score was six ninety Math
and science. Dude, you get like two hundred for signing.
I got a six ninety on MESSATS. That's like you know,
you wear a helmet to school.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Exactly, So listen to me, because you brought up and
I really got to go round. God, we didn't do anything,
which I know. If we don't do any of our material,
then I know it. This is like the old days
when we were well prepared for the radio show. We
did none of our are prepared shit. Then you knew
you had a good show. But the college athletes, if

(01:14:25):
you look into the college athletes, let's let's let's talk basketball.
You know you got you got great players in Division
one basketball that will don't have a fucking shot at
the NBA. And then they got to sit there and
watch their universities making millions upon millions upon millions of
dollars and the coaches making millions of dollars. You know

(01:14:45):
why they started paying the fucking players because they know
the gambling is completely out of control in college sports,
and they're like, well, if we pay some of these guys,
maybe we can knock down the gambling. No one has
told me this. I didn't read an article about this,
but I have fucking critical thinking. I figured it out
myself because you're sitting there going why am I making
all this money for the university and this fucking coach

(01:15:06):
has a goddamn mansion and I'm living in a dorm
room and I'm not even allowed to take extra money
to eat. I'm not allowed to take extra money to
fly home for the holidays. So of course they were
trying to figure out how to make money on the side.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Hold on, maybe what your viewers can can can add
some add some detail to this. But I believe the
ncuble A just allowed gambling in college or something with
with with the with students.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Because they can't stop it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Yeah, but but I remember that, like now it's they're
allowing college students to bet on games.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Yeah, but these kids are like, you know then they
were telling will you They're like, well, you're getting a
free education. These these student athletes don't get an education
because if you're playing Division one basketball, you don't have
time to fucking go to class, and if you are,
you're half asleep, and they're learning shit in the big universities.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
In this day and age, if you're a Division one
varsity athlete, you're not you're not doing a regular schedule.
You're not you're you're you're you're you're being treated like
a fucking Hollywood actor. All right, ron I gotta go
hold on, Because people were betting sixty thousand on a pitch.

(01:16:25):
So just to finish it up, now, just now, like yesterday,
they enacted a new policy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
The highest you can bet on a pitch now is
two hundred dollars. That's the limit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
That's still what they didn't ban it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
They didn't ban it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
But now you can only bet up to two hundred
dollars on the next pitch.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Yeah, that are yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
And then the other argument that opia is it shouldn't
it should have never been allowed. That type of betting
should not be allowed to begin with.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
It's too addictive.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
And you know, and I'm not surprised because in the end,
you're you're an athlete and you win a fucking trophy. Oh,
I'm the World Series Champions, and then you have a
parade and you get fucked up and it's fun, and
then guess what, then that thing don't mean shit anymore.
So then of course these players are like, well, I
can only play in the major leagues for a certain

(01:17:19):
amount of time, I might as well try to make
as much fucking money as I possibly cald me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
That's the same reason that was That was the excuse
all the Major League Baseball players gave who got caught
taking steroids. They literally had the same fucking line I.
If I didn't take steroids, I wouldn't be in the
starting lineup.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Yeah, because they were steroids.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
I took steroids so I could have an evening playing
field with the other guys who were because otherwise I
wouldn't have a career in baseball anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Of course, that's about the money.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
That's why when they went after Mark McGuire and who else, Sosa, Sammy,
it was all bullshit because.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Why did Sammy Sosa turned white?

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
You see him now, that's that is weird, dude, Sammy
Sosa is straight up you wouldn't recognize me so white.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
And I I look at it, he's like Michael Jackson white.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
I looked into it, and there's no explanation why he's now.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
White, straight up weird fucking white.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
But like Mark McGuire had to walk around and look
at these players like, really, you could fucking throw me
under the bus. Really, I didn't put a needle in
your high and eat. Really he had to take it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
He had did he did? Roger Clemens ever remit to it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
That whole era put him all in the Hall of
fame and what are you doing? You know everyone was
doing him, especially in that in that period of time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
You know, a Rod was a Rod's on the on
the on the talking circuit.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Now he was just on the view.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Yeah, my roommate watches it because why because he just
came out with a book and he said that was
the most traumatic.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Experience of his life when he got exposed was cheating.
I'm cheating on Stereois. He said, he was like almost suicidal.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Oh was it? Were you Supersdal?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
And then he and then he was banging j Lo
and he yeah, where were you suicidal when you were
banging j Lo?

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Or literally why he was banging Miami mansion in an
exclusive area?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Really while he was while he was banging j Low,
you know where they were in the Trump Tower club
at Circle.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
That's where he lived, right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
The dude, the doormay was sneaking fucking escorts in and
out while he was fucking with j Lo.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Allegedly, Dude, I thought steroids shrunk.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Allegedly on that rock. All these things. People can read
between the lines, But honestly, I have no idea and
you have no idea. All right, I gotta go. So
I'll see this.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Uh, what five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Are we doing the geb Hans today?

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
We can do the game hands what time do you
want me there?

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Let me figure it out with Matt and I'll get
back to you. Ron. But Ron, thank you very very much,
greatly appreciate you. You know that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
To the people that are cool in the chat, thank
you very very much for real. For the most part,
I don't mean any of this crap. I'll forget I
said half the stuff I did this morning, and.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
I just say one thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Yeah that So Kid Rock's not coming because, by the way,
Kid Rock really did, He's not performing in New York
City anymore because we have a Muslim mayor.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
He's a dick for doing that, because he's with New
York City fans. There's plenty a little bit right, I
think like him.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Here's here's no stra RANI here's No's prediction.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
I think. I think Johann Madani's going to surprise people.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
I think he's smart enough to know what he can
get accomplished and what he can't. He's starting to surround
himself by very smart people. I think he's going to
surprise people. I don't think he's going to be as
a disaster as people think.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
That's no s's prediction.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Well, now you got me going on this, but I
gotta get to my tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
We'll talk about tonight, tomorrow whatever, not tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
No. The one thing, because it goes with everything I
believe in politics. He promised basically free bussing. You ran
on that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
I said, that ain't happening. By the way, said, there's
no fuck today.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Maybe maybe some of these people are truly truly down
on their luck. We can figure something out for those people.
But it's a small percentage. He ran on free bussing.
It ain't happening.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Local's dead, absolutely not, because the revenue JEDA from the
bus funds all these services, right, and then they go
right away the governor is saying, by the way, the
governor has the power to do that, not him worse,
and then he doesn't. By the way, here's the other thing,
he doesn't have the authority to freeze rent.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Right. It was that's another word in these politicians with
their camp campaign prom And then he'll spin it like, well,
I really did want free busting, but now you've got
to blame her. I had you why that that was
an impossible thing to get done.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
And now because of because of a Muslim mayor, Trump
is saying you ain't get any fucking money from the
federal government. Right, and then Hochel said, you know, I
don't know if people know this, but every state has
to give like billions of dollars in tax revenue to
the federal government, like we have to give like we

(01:22:32):
have to pay taxes to state. The state has to
pay taxes to the federal government. Did you know that obviously, Yeah,
so hope. And by the way, Hoku said, like New
York is like gives gives more money to the federal
government than almost any other state I think besides California.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
They generate so much revenue. Right, Locol said.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Hochel said, if Trump cuts off funding, that is guarantee
to New York, she she will withhold the taxes, oh,
to the federal government. I'm a fan of hers. She's
got moxie, she's got a pair of ovaries on her.
I'm a big fan of her. I don't give a
fuck what people say. Well, because she's not pretty, she's

(01:23:16):
a tough she's smart, she's a smart cookie.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
I like her.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
But she smells like mothballs. You don't know that, I said,
I bet that part of it. That's where I say, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
I think she smells like taffy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
I think she's got this. The denser things smell nice,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
I think she knows how to handle a man in bed.
I believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
She's a pegger.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
No, I think I think she's.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
The type of girl if you if you're like on
a point site and you're looking at like a milf, No,
that's her. She's hot. You know what, she's hot. We
have a hot, sexy, tough governor.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
She pegs.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Oh my god, Valentine's was coming up to here's my Valentine.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Ron Berman comedy on all the socials.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
I love Tacky Hokle for real.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Thank you to everybody who checked us out, everybody, even
the stupid haters who gets a shit and uh hit
the like on the way out. Thank you if you
gave me a few bucks. Did we make any money today?

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Run? And also, let me just let me have one
shout out. Yeah, can have one shout.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Out to your fan.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Congratulations to the Kelsey brothers for being the sexiest podcaster
is alive.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Good for you.

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