Why Jimmy Fallon’s “Perfect” Christmas Is BS: Real Parents Wrap Gifts at 3AM Like Animals

Opie and Ron the Waiter torch Jimmy Fallon’s fantasy-land Holiday Seasoning channel while confessing the real holiday chaos: midnight gift-wrapping marathons, kids figuring out Santa way too early, and Tooth Fairy inflation hitting twenty bucks a pop. From savage takes on pickleball Christmas movies to Trump pardoning narco-terrorists and the scary truth about wireless earbuds frying your brain—this irreverent, high-energy rant is the unfiltered holiday episode you didn’t know you needed. Grab your eggnog and hit play before you lose your mind this December. Kidding about grabbing the egg nog!  Who does that unless you're Jimmy Fallon!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh there we are, simply having a wonderful Christmas time.
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Good morning, Welcome to
my lives during five undred feet above the streets of
New York City. Look who's on the screen with me,
Rynnie Babes rnda Way.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I mean speaking of Christmas.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hello, I'm like Father Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh Father, Christmas Day? Me your de deep beatyd deep
Babe beaty e. That's the Kings. I think FA the
Christmas right, I'm I'm in the Christmas mood because I'm
obsessed with Jimmy Fallon's holiday seasoning channel on Serious except
Oh my god, this channel is everything. It's Christmas songs.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Wait, hold on, Opie, everyone's on Serious x except you.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, well, thanks for reminding me. Ron. Even know why
I do it to myself because every for the people
that go you stink, you suck. How about you go
listen to Serious XM and then you can't possibly say
that I stink and I suck with rather waiter, It's impossible.
There are so many garbage shows on Serious XM right now.

(01:16):
They're boring, they're low energy, they don't have much content.
And one of these one of these guys, believe or not,
is Jimmy Fallon. It's the safest thing you can listen to.
It's called Holiday seasoning. There's Jimmy Fallon, the most perfect
human being ever ever born on earth. He lives in
a fantasy world where everything is right and perfect, and

(01:40):
he's playing your Christmas songs for you as you get
ready for the holiday. And then he's got stories to
tell and things to say. And yesterday, as I was
driving the kids to school, obsessing about how the fuck
am I gonna get all my Christmas shopping done in time?
What the fuck does everybody want for Christmas this year?
There's Jimmy Fallon. He goes, hey, this next song goes

(02:02):
out to anyone who's rapping a present or making Christmas
cookies right now?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Who the f is wrapping Christmas presents? It's not December
twenty fourth, No one's rapping yet. Jimmy Fallon, What what
world are you living in? Where is this perfect world?
Where is this Narnia that you live in?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
My God, enough Jesus Christ, soapie. It's it's like the
Grinch has come to life. The Grinches Old Christmas starring
Greg Hughes, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I just want to know. It's a Christmas parrot.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Man. I love the Christmas spirit, but it's but the
reality is, you know, it's more what I'm saying than
what Jimmy Fallon is saying. We wrap presents like I
go down I go down to Philly every year for
Christmas Eve. Right, we do the big celebration down there
with the extended family, you know, my wife's family, and

(03:01):
then we drive home around at eleven o'clock at night.
I get back to this apartment around midnight, and then
Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
We fucking start wrapping at Christmas presents and we stay
up all night and Christmas Day. We're exhausted because we're
doing the right thing for our kids. No one is
just casually wrapping a present right now. No one is
casually making Christmas cookies. I'm not a hundred one hundred
year olds.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
To make Christmas cookies. Foh the Christmas didd e beat
b hi ron Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I believe Opie's favorite Christmas song is Ah mister he Meisner, Ah,
mister one hundred and one Meisner. You are Uh, I
have a feeling from what you're saying so far. Yeah,
I have a feeling that Jimmy Fallon Christmas is somewhat magical.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's very magical. It's uh, it's it's uh. It's not
based on reality, is the point I'm trying to make today.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
But it's logical.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It is magical.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Jimmy Fallon is there filling his little Christmas ditties with
his with his awfully made blue scarf DT Mommy made him.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
And you know, like the milk and cookies left the Santa. Yeah,
they do it nice. They don't buy the cookies. Jimmy
Fallon makes the cookies the Santa.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh, he has plenty of time to do this right.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
And because he's not sure if Santa's lactose intolerant, we
got lactose milk for it.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
We don't want Santa shitting down the chimney, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I uh.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
And you know he has good stocking stuffers.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You know it does you know? You know when I
had a good day as being a dad, when my
when my young kids did the math and said, Daddy,
it's impossible. I'm like, thank you for figuring it out.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
What's impossible?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Santa own everyone's house? Santa? How were cookies and milk.
They're like, Dad, Santa can't eat a billion cookies. Of course,
he can't eat a billion cookies in a night.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, but is this like a recent thing your children realize.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Or yeah, they figured it out. They figured out last year.
They're both teenagers.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Now they finally your children in high school.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Come on, you know this was a bunch of years ago,
a bunch of years ago. They finally figured it out.
I'm like, thank you, you're not stupid. Did they want
to say stupid these days?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Did they cry.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
A little bumped, you know, a little bump because then
they realized that mommy and daddy lied to them.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Wait a minute, did you to break the truth about
the tooth fairy? Did you break that one?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
The tooth fairy?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
But your kids will get money?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, that's why they're not. They've never admitted that the
tooth fairy is fake. And I'll tell you why, because
they're getting twenties. Baby. The price of a tooth is
twenty dollars. That's the average.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
A fiver.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
That was big deal, a fiver. Fucking inflation. Jesus, Uh,
what's the word Trump doesn't like to use?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
A four ability? Jus? Why you can't even afford a
tooth theory.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Now I got it. I got a pat on the back,
you got fivers.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Wait a minute, hold on, what about the Easter Bunny?
Did you break the news to him?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Easter Bunny? Same thing, same thing. They're like, okay, this
is this doesn't make sense. But the tooth fairy, it's
really interesting. They they haven't officially told me that's fake
because I think they want the money to keep flowing in. Man,
you know you lose all your teeth in your in
your mouth as a kid. That that adds up twenty
dollars a shot. Mike, My daughter lost one. Uh when

(06:34):
was that a couple of weeks ago? So she's still
making twenties. Why would she tell me that that's fake
because she's probably scared of the money's gonna go away.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Hold on, she lost her tooth and then she showed
you and then you said to put it underneath the pillow.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, all that.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
All that? So she wants the money?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes, yes, she watch the maddie.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Did she pull it out to get the money or
a fell huh?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Did you know it fell out? Eating got stuck in something.
I'm trying to remember what, but it got stuck in something.
But Ron, here we are, good morning to everybody. Look
like the holiday seasoning. It's nice. It's nice to like
kinda kind of just float off and live in a
world that is not obtainable, Jimmy fallon. So I'm gonna

(07:23):
make fun of it. No one's wrapping presents. And then
and here's the phone calls. Let's go back to the
theme today. We don't suck. This is what sucks. Hi, Jimmy,
I just want to say, you're doing a great job
with holidays seasoning. And I'm making cookies with my kids.
It's one of our favorite things to do every year. Boring,

(07:47):
that's boring.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I mean, I really can't relate to your Christian weird holidays.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, oh really, Ron.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
So you have a holiday where this se that fucking
guy comes down the chimney and gives presents to children.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's called a pedophile.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
No, it's not called no. Right, And now I'm going
to defend my my.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm gonna defend my heart who likes to hang out
with kids.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I got milk. Here's something breaking news. I got. I've
got a couple of Jews Jewish people in my family.
I guess what they did? They chose Christmas over Hottiker
because they know, sitting there all bored in your house
sadly opening one president president, opening one president every day
is boring and stupid and sad. So they got the

(08:36):
full Christmas tree with the decorations. They light up their
house with the Christmas lights, and they go all in
with Christmas even though they're half Jewish.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Wait a minute, you had some Jews marry into your family.
I don't like the mixing. Honestly, I gotta be honest
with you. I don't like mixing the bloodlines.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Why he's my coolest brother in law.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
He's the coolest Jewish. He's cool, he's cool.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
You know, this is why I don't like the mixing. Yeah,
what what percentage? Like, I'll get here's the baseline. The
percentage of African Americans in America is about fifteen percent.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
All right, what percentage of Jews are in America?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I would say twenty five?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh boy, you would think it's under one percent.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
It's the population of Views in America is point.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
You guys, You guys, all that complaining and you're only
one percent of the population.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Where Yeah, we're under one percent. The population of Jews
in America is zero point seven percent, where we'reer point
seven percent of the population and have all the fucking power.
You thought we were twenty five percent because we have
so much fucking influence.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, we're leked at one percent. Can you imagine if
we were fifty percent?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh my god, run run, I could explain my shit.
The reason why I thought it was twenty five percent
is because I live. I live in a very Jewish neighborhood.
It's at least twenty five percent of this area.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
And where you live on the Upper West Side, Yeah,
they call it Little Jerusalem for Christ's It's is a
lot of Jews.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
And they all wear the Abraham Lincoln ats.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Oh my god, oscoa.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Outside of Israel, New York City has the largest concentration
of Jews.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Right, all right, Hey, I got another thing about the holiday.
I'm obsessed with holiday movies. I told you to watch
Dear Santa with Jack Black. You got to watch that
so you can beat the crap out of that.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
You told me yesterday. I haven't had time yesterday.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'm sorry. I'm still in morning, Royn, so give me
a little break.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
In the morning. Card again.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Jeez, I am Ron.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I pulled back in it.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I pulled my upper back because I think I'm stressing
and just anxiety.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Rid, Well, do you mean you pulled you up well?
Upper back and lower back?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
No, it's like the middle. It's like the middle like that.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Usually it's lower backs. Trust me, that's your muscles. You're
you're stressed out.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Trust me, I got you know. I've taken care of
the lower back issues. I mean, it'll pull again, but
I worked on that lower back every single day for
the people.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
What I do have a question either your back is
due to stress or you know you had a session
with the wafy you know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well, maybe you were trying a new move. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I was trying. I was trying some of those Sabrina
Carpenter moves.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't know, all right, you you.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
You don't know. Look up Sabrina Carpenter lyrics. This is
what my kids listened to. I'm like I was telling you, is.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
That the girl that had this does the Christmas song
with Jimmy Fallon?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
No, that's I don't know who. The Jonah brother Yeah,
why do you have to bring up Jimmy Fallon again?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
The Jonas Brothers by the way, that h are your
kids into the Jonahs brothers.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
They seem to be very bad.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
My kid, my son kind of likes to rap. He
likes to rap, and the daughter likes the Sabrina Carpenter
and and the lyrics coming from the back seat as
we're driving is absolutely insane. And then I I.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Never to rap though, huh, Like, what kind of rap
does he listen?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Like?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Gangster rap?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
All the popular rap ship? I don't, I honestly like,
I like some Kendrick Leaba, but he goes he he
knows all the all the latest uh rap. Honestly, I
can't even answer your question, Ron, I wouldn't know the honest.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
So I have one.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
I listened to rap, but it's just one group, my
favorite rap group. Yeah, and there's three Jewish boys from Brooklyn.
Who am I talking about?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Uh dm C.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Three white boys from brook Glinton.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh uh the Beasties.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, boy, the Beastie Boys are fucking they fucking kill.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
You don't even know where they're from, different Brooklyn, different Queens,
not all of them. I think they're from Queens.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
Ron.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
So Adam Horotz's father, one of the Beastie Boys is
his father is Israel Horowitz, who's a like Emmy Award
winning uh playwright.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
He's a very successful playwriter.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Who cares, all, right, listen to me, this guy, this guy,
I hate your knowledge. No, I'm kidding round this guy
goes see he's raised bating us. Beastie Boys suck ass.
That's just stupid. You're just you're just a stupid person.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
These guys are like, these guys are like have a
PhD in music.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
They can play every fucking instrument.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
They're they have a very high IQ when it comes
to music.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Do you know the story of Beastie Boys. Tell me
They started out as a goof. They were like a roof,
a goof group that was kind of making fun of
rapping and and they were more parody than anything, and
then went all in and embraced the whole thing. But
but you got to fight for your right to party.

(14:19):
That song was a that came out as a goof.
They were goofing on everything and then and then fast
forward they're doing sabotage. Oh my god, sapotage. I mean,
it's an amazing story. Uh.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
I've had friends who've seen them at MSG matsa guare
Garden and They were the first to have the stage
in the middle around stage in the middle, not up
not up front.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Sure, my friend said it.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Was the greatest cause I've ever seen in his life.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I can imagine it was pure fucking energy.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Unlike serious ExM talk shows. Ron I'm obsessed with checking
out the talk shows on serious XM.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
They steak hoping you get what you pay for that.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
You don't pay nobody. They don't pay people around there
unless you're the it girl Andy Cohen or or that
freak of nature Howard Stern or the call Me Daddy brought.
Everyone else gets pennies.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Shows in their programming they stink.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
You were saying, uh, what we're doing is good, And
a lot of the podcasts are just fucking boring.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
They're they're they're, they're phoning it in.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
So I decided, let me see what's going on. So
I actually punched up the Howard Stern show. You did
the episode I happened to punch up, Yeah, Bill Murray
walked out on him.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh dude, I didn't. I didn't cue up that video.
I'll do it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
So I just let me see and it was.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Boring, and then Bill Murray goes, all right, I'm going
I'm going to the bathroom, and and Howard goes, what
the fuck's going on?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
And Robin goes, yeah, he left, right and uh. And
then Howard goes, was it was amazing? She goes, probably right.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
No, that it's funny. You should mention that I'm gonna
pat myself on the on the back in the heyday
of The Opien Anthony Show. I guess that will end
up being the pinnacle of my career. Maybe not Ron,
maybe me and you. Maybe me and you have another right,
that's go for rod and uh. But during the pinnacle
of the The Opien Anthony Show, no one was walking

(16:24):
out to take a leak. No one was no one
had the balls to go, I gotta go take a leak.
They'd be scared to leave the studio and take a
leak because we'd make fun of them for an hour.
But that's the that's the low energy that Howard has
these days, that his guests could actually get up and
just go to the bathroom in the middle of the
fucking show.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
That rules.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Mid conversation, Bill Murray gets off the headphones. He goes,
I gotta take a pass, just walked out.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I'm gonna find uh. I'm gonna find uh that clip
for the next time we talk to you. I want
to get back to Sabrina Carpenter because I think it's
important because I never wanted to be this guy, and
I gotta admit I'm this guy and what I'm what
I mean by this is I fuck, I'm my dad.
All the cool hip things I thought I was into

(17:11):
and I would present to my dad and I would
look at him like, oh, you're just an old fuddy.
I'm the old fuddy duddy now. So we're driving home
from the beach. Like I said, my son's got the
rap music on and he's got his earbuds in, so
we're not really hearing his music. But my daughter does
the bluetooth, so we're all here in her music in
the car and it's Sabrina Carpenter. There's a song called

(17:31):
I said this, but I want to do it again.
She has a song called Tears. And then I was
trying to make a point with my kids. I go,
you know, in my day, who had a song that
had the the F word in it? Who the fuck
are you? And we all thought, this is edgy, this

(17:51):
is crazy, right, and then some radio stations they bleeped
out the fox, so, hula are you I go? That
was a big d kids and uh well. The Sabrina
Carpenter's song Tears starts off with oh no, the chorus
is sorry, the chorus is I get wet at the
thought of you. You couldn't play that on the radio

(18:16):
when we were coming up, and it's a huge pop song.
I get wet when I think of you. This is
what the kids are listening to.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Steven Tyler Aerosmith, what's there's a song where it's like
I go down on her, I go down on her muffin.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
You know, I'm talking about it walk this way? Is
it walked this way? I go down on her muffin.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I go down on her, you know, talking about.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I think it is walked this way. I'm sorry, I
got confused when you said down because I was thinking
about the elevator song. No, no, no, yeah, I was
thinking an elevator. But yeah, I think it is in
that sure.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Walk this way and I go down on her muffin.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah right, yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Aerosmith for that song walk this Way, they were talking
about it. They got this like Boston Award for like
a rock band putting out clean music, you know, like
music that's appropriate for children.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
And Steven Tyger, what are you talking about? I'm talking
about going down on a girl.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Well, they had to talk like in code and and
uh uh innuendo.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, induendo.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Here's here's another lyric from uh Sabrina Carpenter's song tears,
which is a huge hit huge tears run down my thighs?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Is she hot?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I get wet at the thought of you. She's she's
four foot two.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
It's nice.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Do you like the you like the short ones? Run?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Dude? I was with one time, I was with a midget.
I can't say that.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Little person word, right, I can't say the word.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I was with a little person.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I mean, I don't know why you can't say these words.
But you can't say these words. Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's actually the correct term for it.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I know. But some of the social media, you can
say the word other social media as you can, and
they'll yank you. It's the rules are stupid.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I met her. They used to be by the way.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
You probably know that there used to be like an
It's maybe so that remember that there's a place called
the parlor is it on you know I'm talking about.
Is it on seventy ninth between Broadway and West End
or did it used to be on seventy second? It
was the parlor. It was like an old school Irish bar,
the ringing a bell.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I don't, I don't. I don't just frequent the bars.
I go to get parts and have two beers a week,
and then I don't drink for the rest of the
week because I'm such an idiot. I'm so lame.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Here's my parents with a little person cute.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Oh my god, her breath was just fucking horrible. So
I had the stereotype that all little people have bad breath.
Now like it's she can fucking ruined it for me.
Her breath was so bad.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
How bad was it? Ah?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
God, it was so bad. I didn't want to you
who I didn't want to.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Anyways?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Oh that's it.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
That's it. That's my Mike experience for little people, they
have horrible broads.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Are we going to compete with Howard Stern and Bill
Murray walking out to take a leak with that story?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Rhyme?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I think I think I freaked out because you can't
use that word. I'm serious that word. No, get enough
for taking words away. We can handle words.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Listen, I'm a little concerned you said something. I'm a
little concerned said your son uses airbuds. Yeah, it's one
of my topics today. He should stop using earbuds immediately.
Matter of fact, if you watch NFL players now, they all,
they all, they don't wear AAR buds anymore. Watch NFL
players walking into a game, they all have the wires,

(21:53):
the aarphones with the wires.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Now, why am I saying.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
This hearing loss?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, not at all. It's not a Rogers literally talked
about this.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
He goes, because it's air buds are frying your brain.
NFL players have been told not to wear air buds anymore,
use air use earphones with the wires because that's that's
that's through electricity. Whatt me tell you the dangers. Let
me tell you the dangers of using an airbud.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
But can I interrupt you for a second that the
NFL is coming out against this. Do you know what
happens during one NFL game, the amount of like headshots
these guys are taken, and they're worried about worried about
ear air buds or earbuds however, you said it, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
So you have wireless earbuds, right, and then you have
the earphones with the wires that go into your smartphone.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
So first of all, by the way, you're right, Like
you know, they say, like in an NFL game, it's
equivalent to getting into like a car crash at like
thirty miles an hour. That's that type of impact. Your
fucking brain is shifting. Aaron Rodgers a couple of days ago,
they had a segment about this and there, and they

(23:07):
said NFL players no longer wear earbuds, and Aaron Rodgers goes, yeah,
because I don't. And then Aaron Rodgers personally says, why
aren't you doing it? He goes, cause I don't want
to fry my brain. And here's why. Wireless earbuds, I admit,
And this is kind of scary. And you know, we're
catching up to technology and we're understanding what's good and

(23:27):
bad for us. Yeah, wireless earbuds.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Admit, this is scary. By the way, I don't use
them anymore.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Wireless airbuds emit one hundred and fifty times more radiation
directly into your brain than the earphone.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Earphones with the wire.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I'm gonna say children should immediately stop using earbuds.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
There's so much radiation going into a developing brain.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Tell your kid to get rid of them and get
the ones with the wires, like the old school.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, I uh, just imagine what went through my stupid
brain doing radio for all those years with the headphones. God,
God knows what went through my brain for man, I
don't know over thirty years. You know that I haven't.
I haven't worn headphones in seven years. I refused to
wear them. It would be easier if I wore headphones,

(24:24):
because I'd be able to hear you better. We were
at death parts, I'd be able to.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Do you mean, like the headphones that come over your head.
I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, but but but that was in a radio station.
Just imagine what was going on in a radio stage.
Maybe it wasn't even the headphones, but just imagine what
it took to fucking broadcast the radio show and you're
in the middle of.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh, I see Oh. You think you would be an
exposed to the airwaves.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't, I don't, I don't. It doesn't There was
no regulations. God knows what it took back in the day.
To get that going. Who knows, But that's an interesting thing.
I I have not heard that one yet. Ron, So
that's that's definitely by the way.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
The reason I'll bring it out because it was in
the news a couple of days ago where they're showing
the NFL players were told it's it's there's too much
radiation being directly beamed into your brain and they're saying
children should immediately stop using airbuds.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
But the NFL has no problem with Is my hair
turning into cotton candy? Oh my god, I can't have
cotton candy.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Hair's all right, there's some cotton candy.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Action on top, though.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Is that the story of cotton candy hair? You mean
what what do you mean codon candy? I don't know
what that means.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
You've never seen cotton candy hair.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Con candy is fluffy, colorful.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
It's fluffy, but it's it's not full. It's it's like
cotton candy.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
When you need the fluffy hair up, you're gonna put
your hair's all flat.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
You just looks like you just came off the pillow.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Right, No, I shall I now shower in the morning?
Get out?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
You shower every morning Huh you shower every morning before
the show?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, all right, I want to ask you a question. Yeah,
do you use a bar of soap or you use
the liquid soap?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Both would be the answer.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
So I'm one hundred percent bar soap guy.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
And everyone's like, it's fucking disgusting because you take the
bar soap and you fucking put it between your cheeks
and you give it the good one.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
So like, what do you what are your thoughts on that?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, that's a great I love this topic because it's
something I've talked about over the years.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
So, unfortunately, uh, we came from a time you came
from the same time.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Where we didn't have soap.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
We didn't have liquid soap. I'm I grew up in
a house seven eight nine kids, mommy and daddy, nobody
one bar of soap. So Mom's scrubbing her pubes, Dad's
scrubbing out his ass, and then you get in the
shower and what do you do? You're washing your face.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
There's actually a very there's an episode of Friends where
there's an episode of Friends where Joey and Chandler they
were roommates, right, and there's an episode where they're talking
about the bar soap, and and Joey's response about the
bar soap was, yeah, just remember the last place I

(27:25):
use my soap. Just remember the last place I used
that bar soap. It's the first place you're gonna put
on your face.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah said, it's kind of a it's it's a bit
that's been out there a while, but it's the true.
I mean, it's the truth. You come home from playing
sports in school, you're a sweaty mess. You're using the
bar soap and then magically, magically, you know, the bar
soap is is clean for the next person. But now

(27:54):
with the liquid soap, thank god, we don't have to
deal with that in this house. We all have uh well,
we all have liquid soap, but we also you know,
I got I got a bar soap. I like going
old school as well, But no one's using my bar
bar With.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
The liquid soap, you gotta put all the liquid in
your hand and then you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
scoop your hand behind your back. Next sure the lotion
doesn't fall off, and then you gotta shove it.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Up your ass with your fingers and go like that.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
No one shoves it up their ass it's a love
I call it the love scoop. You do a love
scoop with the liquid soap, you know, you know, why
are you so aggressive? What the hell is going on
with your heinie?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Then I put a couple of fingers in to get
those pieces inside to someone.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Someone asked, Uh, you don't have a washcloth, man, I
don't use wash cloths anymore. Remember you would soap up
the washcloth.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
My roommate still does it, and it's like wet the
whole day. It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, I don't do that. Hey, ron, So I'm obsessed
with I'm obsessed with holiday movies. Uh if someone could
beat this one. I I don't know why they do this.
Every year, there's a whole bunch of new holiday movies
all over the streaming services. I might have found the
worst one. The worst one. It's called A Pickleball Christmas.

(29:13):
It's on Lifetime. I'm going to watch this movie. So
now you have to watch A Pickleball Christmas as well,
so we can, so we could talk about these stupid movies.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Thank God, I'm Jewish, Jesus A Pickleball Christmas?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Do you want to know the premise of a Pickleball Christmas?
What happened to the classics? We have plenty of classic
Christmas movies. We don't need new ones because obviously you
guys can't figure it out and come up with a
decent new Christmas movie. So let's just go Christmas Vacation.
Let's go Christmas with the cranks, right, Let's do those

(29:45):
stupid Tim Allen movies.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
We're good, dude. I'll even take Billy Bob Thornton. Bad Santa.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Oh, we're gonna dip in. I so what I do
in this house? Like I think my kids handle Bad
sand I mean they're they're a teenager.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
That's a funny movie.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
So's fifteen. My daughter's on the you know, she's just
turned thirteen. So but we're gonna we're gonna check out
Bad Santa. We're gonna check it out. I love that movie.
All right, A Pickleball Christmas. Here's the premise. You got
Luke Hollis. Hollis he returns home from a huge pickle
ball win. So I guess he plays pickleball around the world.

(30:26):
So he comes home after this huge win. He he
goes to his family's rocket ball club. You know it's
a pickle ball place to find out Ron that it's
gonna be sold. You know, it's gonna be sold to
some developer. Maybe they're gonna put condos up there or something. Right,
they're selling his his home, pickleball facility or club.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
You should say, wait a minute, hold on, yes, does
he does he do some sort of pickleball tournament to
raise money.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
To saw the movie secretly, didn't you?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I think it's called they stole it from Blues Brothers
to save the orphanage. So let me guess he does
a pickleball tournament to save to save the place, and
and and while doing it, guess what he falls in love?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
He falls in love.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Well, there's got to be some love, right, there's got
to be some love. Well, I'm gonna read a word
for word, Ron, we got a match. Luke agrees to
play in a ready in a high stakes holiday tournament
to save the club.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Every that's literally blue. By the way, that's the that
theme just runs throughout movies. It's literally the fucking theme
the Blues Brothers.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, what's the best scene in Blues Brothers?

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Go?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
I love the diner scene with that's with the with
the Retha Franklin.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Dude, I swear to god, we got to her singing
her fucking balls off in that diner, and yes, I
said it, properly, singing her balls off.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
And uh there's a great scene where like they're looking
to buy music equipment and Ray Charles is the owner
a scene and then that kid comes in to try
to steal and Ray Child takes out the gun.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Is I don't know if Blues Brothers holds up. I
gotta watch that movie again. I really don't know. But
uh uh there's a documentary on Aretha Franklin where she's
singing at a church. Oh good God, young Aretha Franklin,
singing her balls off and sweating like a pig because

(32:43):
she's singing so hard for the for the church.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
You know, a lot, a lot of these fucking major
pop stars all came from church.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Whitney Houston came from church. Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Also, uh, the Kaja Kaja Goo go guys who Coja Google?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
You don't know who Kaja Google is?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Kaiser soso Kaja Google.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Guys are so so he was the one of the
usual suspects, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
He was, But you don't know who Kaja Google?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Is Goga Google? Now kadja Google? I don't know. Sounds
like baby talk.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
I think we're officially better than Howard Stern's interview with
Bill Murray where Bill Murray walked out in the middle
of the fucking interview to take a leak. How do
you not know? Kadja Google? They were a one hit
wonder in the eighties? And what was their song to
Shy shy hush hush. Ah?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
That's it. That's a one hit wonder. What other one
hit wonders? Ah?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Man, you got Dexys Midnight Runners? Come on, Isley, Really,
that's it.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
The guy who's saying the future so bright, I gotta
wear shades. I think that was a one hit wonder.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh man, who was that? Was that?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
The future so bright? I gotta wear shades exactly that one?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Damn it. I used to know my eighties one hits. Uh,
future is so bright?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I gotta wear literally a one hit It is a
one hit?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
What else you got, Ronnie Ryan? All right?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Listen?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Uh? Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
First of all, dude, the Trump administration ain't fucking around here.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
No, they're not.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
They have a so wait because it was driving there
you go so bright.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I gotta wear shades. I wouldn't have come up with
that one.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
All right, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Starting next week, the Trump administration is cutting off all
SNAP benefits, which are food stamps, to all Democratic states.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Because not Republican states.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
No, because I'll tell you why. So this is what
the Trump administrations. The Trump administration is asking the USDA. Yeah,
the USDA is asking every state to hand over every
person in that state who receives SNAP benefits, and they
want to know their immigration status. So they're asking for

(35:24):
the entire portfolio of every fucking person on SNAP benefits
and what is their legal status.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Every Republican state complied.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
California said no, Minnesota said no, New York said no.
So the Trump administration, Donald Trump said, you want to
play tough, you want to play hardball.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Next week, everyone who's on food benefits.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
SNAP benefits are going to lose their benefits start next
week unless Democratic governors hand over the list of every
fucking person receiving SNUT benefits and what is their legal status.
Governor Hoko came on the news yesterday and said, what

(36:16):
the's the problem with Donald Trump? Why is he so
committed to starving? To starving people? Why does Donald Trump
want people to go hungry? So there we are, we
have a week away.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Look, this is what this is where we lose our
people because there's a lot of people that love the Trump.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
But ah, if you're a MAGA supporter, you love this Trump.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Trump truly likes to see people suffering.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I mean, come on, it's a lack of empathy.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
He don't give a shit about you. If it benefits you. Look,
I'll say this, If you're a MAGA supporter and it
benefits you, God bless you, good, good. I don't live
your life if it helps you out in the long run,
I'm all for that, to be honest with you. But
you know this, Trump don't give a shit about the
end of you. Don't care about you. You don't care
about people in general. He cares about power. He cares

(37:06):
about wealth as and if he's the president, and he
cares about the power and the wealth, and it trickles
down and helps you personally. Great, But let's not get
confused that he actually gives a shit about people. That's
stupid to even think at this point, Right.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Donald Trump, And by the way, even Vladimir Putin said
this about Donald Trump and he's a genius because this
is what he did, this is why he won the election. Yeah,
he prayed on America's prejudices. He ran on the platform
of We're going to go back to a white Christian nation.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
He wants all the blacks and browns out.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Matter of fact, he said yesterday that Somalians are fucking
disgusting human beings and he doesn't want them in his
country anymore.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, and he called that the Minnesota representative who's Somalian.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
So he's calling a group of people garbage and they
shouldn't be He's demonizing people. Do you know who wealth
demonized people with the Jews? I mean, what's the difference.
He's not saying Jews, but he's saying some Aalians. Well,
there's a lot of difference.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
There's a lot of Somalians in uh in Minnesota, all legal.
If they're legal, that's that's what America is all about.
By the way, someone said that the Democrats also didn't
care about you know what, You're not wrong, you know,
I think I think you have to be a corrupt
individual to be the president of the United States of America.
A lot of people look at this Obama like he
was a god. No, he was corrupt to he was

(38:37):
also power hungry. He was also in to try to
make as much money as he could as as as
the president of the United States of America, I think,
I think morally you're a terrible person when you go
for that job. I really, I really believe that.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I've always believed this. Hopie. Uh.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
When you're in a position of power, right and you
still decide to treat people horribly, right, that's uh, that's.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Your true nature.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
When you're in a position of power and you're able
to behave the way you want and you still treat
people horribly, that's the real issue.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
But it also but it also makes you a good president.
So here's a little uh, here's a little exercise for you.
Who do you think in the history of America that
going back as far as we can remember, right, because
there are presidents that I can't even name them anymore,
and you don't know anything about them, but in our lifetime,

(39:36):
name a president. Name the one president that was probably
the least morally corrupt ever.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
The least the least morally Oh that's easy, Yeah, go ahead,
you got it, fucking Jimmy Cotta, there you go.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
But he was also a terrible fucking president. So if
you're not morally corrupt, I don't think you could do
the job properly. I know that's confusing, but it's the truth.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Well, I think the I think one of the negative
things about Jimmy Carter was is he had a problem
delegating authority and he wanted to he wanted to be
involved in everything and and and that was and that
didn't work out well. The second thing why Jimmy Carter
lost lost in his re election is because Reagan. Remember

(40:23):
the remember the hostages in Iran, and Reagan said, don't release.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
The hostages before the election.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Because, uh, it may because Carter may win.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
The day of the election the hostages were released.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
It proves my point everyone didn't give a ship. Those
guys had to suffer when he could have got well,
Carter could have got him out, you know, they could
have got him out sooner. But Reagan's like, no, let
me use this so I could win the election. That's
all you need to know. Hey, I Ron, I got
a comment that I'm gonna put on the screen. I
hope you can handle it. I hope you can handle it. Okay,
it's Bob he right, what a couple of low IQ fools.

(41:03):
Ron is a pathetic loser and Opie is a mental patient.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Handle it, I love it. You want to do a
little rage bait. What's the matter? What's what's the matter? Sonny?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
You don't like the truth, you don't like your maga
fucking leader being talked to in a negative way, go
fuck yourself. We also we also go tell Joe Biden
to go fuck himself. I tell Democrats to go fuck themselves.
You think Donald Trump's fucking neutral all this, fuck you?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Fuck you.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
And by the way, motherfucker, Donald Trump is blowing up
boats because of Naco terrorists. He just fucking part of
the biggest narco terrorists in the in the world. So uh,
Donald Trump is raging war? Are narco terrorists?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Right?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
We're days away. We're days away from doing landstrikes in
fucking Venezuela. I believe that.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
And so he's we're going to war. Narco terrorism is
the greatest so to America. And he just pardoned one
of the biggest narco terrorists in the world, the ex
president of Honduras, Juan Orlando Hernandez, was By the way,
this is this is how fucked up people are Trump

(42:17):
flies so much? He says, Uh, Juan Orlando Hernandez was
a scapegoat and set up by the Biden administration.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Guess what, the guy was persecuted under the Trump administration.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
What the fuck, dude, It's whatever comes out of his
mouth is not the true. He's blaming the Biden administration
for uh making up charges to the Hunda and President.
And it turns out he was prosecuted under the Trump administration.
By the way, the guy was sentenced to forty five

(42:51):
He was prosecuted and convicted under the trumpministration. He was
sentenced to forty five years in a federal prison in America.
Why because he got caught smuggling. He's responsible for smuggling
four hundred tons of cocaine, four hundred tons of cocaine
into the United States.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
It's Donald Trump has pardoned him fucking two days ago.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Why would he pardon a guy like that. It's all,
it's all, it's all bs.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Oh, you've said it before. If he's parting him, it's
benefiting Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
There's some deal that was made behind the scenes that
he's going to benefit from it. It could it couldn't
be more obvious.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Couldn't be more Okay, So now speaking of pardons, Yeah,
and Donald Trump's first term as president four years, he
pardoned two hundred and thirty seven people total in four years.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
We're not even a year in yet, right, what do
we like? Ten months? No, we're right, Well he was
elected eleven months. Yeah yet right, Donald.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Trump's for four years, two or thirty seven people? Pardon,
we're eleven months into a second turn. You want to
you want to even take a guess?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
It's crazy, it's over thal.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
He has pardoned in his first eleven months, over sixteen
hundred people.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I just do it. He's only eleven months.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
You know what I did? You know what I do now?
I just don't watch the news because it's just the
whole thing is laughable. At this point, I can't. I
can't fight that battle anymore. I think we even talked
about politics too much today. The whole thing is absolutely Insand.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I'm gonna quickly go through some of the big how
high profile people Donald Trump has pardoned.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Okay, January sixth, all those guys, all of.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
These January sixth rioters, and like all of them, and
all like the proud boy leader and stuff like, those
are dangerous people.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
All of them right, all of them.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
By the way, people who fucking attack police officers, uh,
killed police officers got parted.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
What are you doing.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
They were just on a tour of the White House.
Stop it, Rod, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
That's what he said. He said they were true patriots.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
They were true To go down the.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
List of all the people like f there's over sixteen hundred,
but I'm gonna go over a few of the high profiles, right,
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Rudy Giuliani. Yeah, Rudy, he was.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
He was there for us. After nine to eleven, he was.
He was. He was the mayor.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
He was America's mayor. After nine he was.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
The America's mayor. Honestly, I lived through all that, and
he did a damn good job in New York City.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Uh, here's my I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
To the guy. I literally didn't know what happened to
the guy because he he actually was. He was not.
This is the this is the brief history of Giuliani.
He wasn't really liked. Then nine to eleven happened. Then
he handled it so well that he was considered America's mayor.
That is the God's honest truth. And then he went
off the fucking rails with the hair dye and the
crazy talk.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Uh, this is my memory of Rudy Giuliani.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
This is shortly after nine to eleven, and I'm working
at Pete Tavern. Yeah, and he comes in. Yeah, you know,
Pete Salvin, you come in, you come in the front.
There's that long bar and then there's the dining rooms.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah, it's a nice place.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Rudolph Giuliani enters Pete's tavern at the front of the bar.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
God is my witness. He got a standing ovation for
like ten fucking minutes.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I believe it.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Everyone fucking high five in them. God, you know, standing
ovation for ten minutes at Peach tavern. Maybe you know,
shortly after nine to eleven, Like he was a goddamn
fucking hero.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
He's at the table. Oh, we have security people are
coming up. Thank you, mister Giuliani.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Can we have he signed all the autographs, the pictures
and look where he is now.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
But I can sum it up. I can sum it
up in two ways walking ahead.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
But I just want to go on record. He deserved
all of that at the time, and all he had
to do was all he had to do was be
that guy for the rest of his career. But he
he bought it. He bought it to some crazy ship.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
He made you feel like.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
It's it's as bad as it is, but he made
you feel like we're going to get through this. We're
going to get through it because he was such a
strong leader. Even even George Bush Junior standing on the
rubble saying, you know, with the.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Mega what a beautiful image.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Now, now I want to take the image of him
walking to peace Tarron with a ten minute ovation to
him doing a press conference at the Four Seasons and
it turned out to be a landscape. He did a
press conference at a landscaping place in New Jersey thinking
it was the Four Seasons hotel.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Back where he now is the hair dye fucking run down?
All right, here we go more.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
First of all, I don't know the name, but he
just pardoned like this Asian tech billionaire. Oh right, I
know that his name, like one of the biggest tech companies.
He pardoned him.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Was that about? But why did he pardon him? Maybe? Yeah,
go ahead, No, why was he pardon Maybe that would
make sense.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
So this guy's a big bitcoin billionaire whatever company. Trump
pardoned him because Trump's also making billions off of a bitcoin.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
He has no bitcoin, So Trump's trying.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
To secure the bitcoin economy. By the way, if you
look at the start market, bitcoin's taken a huge fucking dive.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Well, sure, it's a huge dive. It's losing a lot
of value because.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
They've decided that they can hold back the big that's
it's as easy as that. The Wall Street guys are
insanely powerful. They will decide when bitcoin is going to
be a thing, a real thing. Yeah, they they wheeled
all the power down there. Man, don't don't. Don't get
fooled by that ship. And they're not ready. They're not
ready to take that step forward.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
And that's why I mean, I mean, we're this is
a capital of society.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah, we run on money and the story.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
All right, here's another one that really pissed me off.
I'll tell you why this one pissed me off. Yeah,
it was pardoned legally, but Trump also pardon his the
money restitution he had to pay back.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Understand, he doesn't have to pay back the money.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah, this guy drained people's bank accounts, made people homeless.
I'm talking about George Santos. He pardoned George Santos. George
Santos toole millions of millions of dollars from people, and
he doesn't have to pay it back.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Bro, George Santos, What.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I gotta defend? I gotta defend my fellow Long Islanders.
We got some great people that came from Long Island.
We had Amy Fisher, we had Joe, we bought a
few go, we have George Santos, and we got Billy Crystal.
That's an amazing list of people coming from Long Island.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Wait a minute, didn't you go to high school with
Mariah Carrey?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I'm Mariah Carried. I don't want to she doesn't exist
in my brain after what you told me.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
The most famous person coming out of your high school?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Who is Mariah carry the most famous person coming out
of your high school?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
I don't know who that is. I don't acknowledge her
anymore because of what you told me a couple of
days ago. Who is this Mariah Carry again?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Who do they hold on at your high school?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Do they have like a hall like a like a
like a hall of fame of people who made it?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I don't know is a guy named Greg hughes On
like this.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, I'm the I'm the most famous person to come
out of Harborfield High School.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Hold, I don't know who.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Riah carry is.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Take Away the girl who makes millions on residuals? Are
you the most take take Riah carry Away? Are you
the most famous person coming out of your high school?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Well? I kind of thought I was, and I think
they came out a list, and I don't even think
I was on the top ten.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Who's above you? Besides Mariah Carey?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
There's a guy for that show you got to do that?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
That's a I know I forgot the list at this point,
but they I don't.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Think they like you take the top ten.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I don't think they liked by Shenanigans as a shock jockey.
Oh okay, but there was a famous TV producer. Oh shit,
I forgot. I'll have to now you gave me more homework, Ron, Jesus,
we have.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
To do the top ten famous people from my high school.
And you didn't even fucking make top ten.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Mariah Carrey you told me the other day she makes
three point five million dollars every year on that one.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Day every Christmas.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
If you if you play her song, download it whatever.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
She gets a piece of that action.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
She averages three point five million every fucking Christmas.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
And it's not even the best Christmas it's a nice gig.
It's not the best Christmas song, Anny Williams, it's it's
the most wonderful time of the year. Is the best
Christmas song ever? Ever?

Speaker 3 (52:02):
You know what songs big? Because I have some very
distant relatives in Maine. Yeah, God, they love that fucking song.
I'm not joking. You hear it non stop in Maine.
Grandma got run over by your rain deer Jesus Christ.
It's like, it's like the national song of Maine.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
I don't know what. I don't know what's going on there.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
You know, my grandma had a sense of humor. So
when William we got together back in the day, we
got together all the families, we would have over one
hundred people in one house Christmas Eve when we're all
a lot younger, and my grandma had the sense of humor.
She wore the shirt with the reindeer tracks across her
chest because she's got run over by a rein deer rod.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, Grandma got run over by Okay.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Can we stop with Can we stop with the parting list?
Because you know we're we're losing our MAGA people.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Hold on, We're losing them.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Todd and Julie Christie, the reality stars, he pardoned them,
all right. He pardoned the rapper NBA Young Boy for
gun chargers. He pardoned Rod Blagovich, the governor of Arizona.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
He pardoned Michael Harry o'harris, co.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Founder of Death Death Jam Records, for gun possession and murder.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Uh, all right, I get that one.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
He pardoned Little Wayne for gun possession.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
All right, you got the It was all about the
sitz with the low Wayne. Can he pardon me, Ron?
So I could get back to doing my radio career.
Maybe maybe Trump.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Pardons me and then I'm back, baby dude, he write
him a letter.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
He knows who you are. He does listen.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
I want to get pardoned and get back to serious XM.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
He does know who I am. And that's the truth.
And if you don't think so, you're you're you You're
an idiot. Hey, Ron, I want to go, You want
to go? Yeah, I want to go, all right, but
I got it. You send me a video though. I
want to end with this video, all right, because you
know he pissed off everybody with your Maga stuff. We
gotta make.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Believe we love We're just we're just talking.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
We gotta make believe we love both sides. That's how
you get a big audience. You gotta make I don't
hate Maga people. They'll support everything you do. Let's let's
start wearing Maga hats. That'll get the ratings up. And
then we can compete with Howard Stern and then and
Bill Murray walking out in the middle of the interview
and to take a leak, we can. We gotta start

(54:26):
wearing Maga hats. All right, Ronnie sent me a video.
There's no setup for this video. I'm just gonna play
this video. I this will bring everybody together because you
just pissed off everybody with your parting list. I will

(54:49):
say this to the people that are now mad at
us or mad a ron because I try to like
stay out of that one. Uh. We take shots on
the left, We take shots at them all.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
That's rare, that morons.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
It's a rarity. You gotta show that takes shots on
both sides. You got to pick one fucking side and
then just beat the shit out of the other side.
I know, I don't feel like doing that.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Yeah, all right, I just want to be Claire. I'm
not picking on Donald Trump. I'm just stating the facts
that all the people he's pardoned. I went on a
massive ran with the Democrats, opened up the government again.
I thought that that was one of the stupidest moves
to Democrats have ever made.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
They you know what, but they don't remember that because
you just took a shot at You took a shot
at the trump Ster, but they don't remember that you
beat the crap out of the Democrats.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I fucking wailed on the Democrats.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Oh you went on. You went on a fifteen minute rant, Ron,
and it was a very good ramp, by the way,
and it was well deserved. So all right, I want
to just play this video cold, Okay, Ron sent me.
This is this our new segment, Ron's Video of the Day.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Yes, I like it.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yes, all right, Here's Ron's video of the day. No
set up needed.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Enjoy Wait, wait all right here ready, I got it.
I got it here.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
It is abandoned at birth. You a person of color
in America, You're a queer person in a Mormon community.
Are there any other struggles you face to life.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
No, I think you're really nailed.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Bro, bro, bro, what's.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Wrong with.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
My first thought is like, how do you clean yourself?
How do you clean yourself?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
By the way, like do you want to have sex
with her? I do? All right, she's cute but anyways, Yeah,
I mean I get you know, can I again a
person of color in America? You're a queer person in
a Mormon community.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Are there any other struggles you face to life?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
No, I think you're really nailed. He looks like a booy.
He looks like a bully. Well h God bless her,
God bless her. Do you think she knows what's her nickname?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
No? No, do you think she knows the knows what? Well?
Like I got, I could relate to her. I'm not
gonna lie to you, and I'll tell you why. I
got really like shitty thumbs. Look at the look at
this thumb. It gets in the way of everyday things.
But I was born with my crappy, stumpy thumb, and

(57:40):
I don't know any better. I just go through life
and I adjusted. So if she was born that way,
do you think she's bothered by that at all?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Or or.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
I was born this way, So how did I'm not
all kidding aside, how does that work if you were
born that way?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Do you know any better?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Just? You know what I mean? You see people with
the arms and legs, so obviously psychologically that bothers you.
But in her everyday life, if that's all she knew
or knows, does it actually affect her? She doesn't know
what it's like to have arms and legs.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yeah, I agree, but I mean you have to have
a caregiver. And I don't know. I mean maybe she
maybe she uses prosthetics. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I don't know. I mean, but that's uh, that's Ron's
video of the day.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
By god, my thumb is looks like one of her
stumps on her legs.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Oh wow, yours are worse of mine. Oh yeah, we've
done this, but look this is my birth defect, you know.
But I didn't know any better, so I just went
through life and uh, I'm good. You know, if you
if you pay attention to my tweets, a lot of
the words are fucked up because my stupid stubby I
can't get I can't I can't with the phone properly,

(59:00):
all right, Ron.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
We did a lot today.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
We did a lot today. We did we did a
lot today.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Yeah, I guess we didn't get any snow in New
York in Manhattan, and there's snow emergency. They gotta put
a snow upstate.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
No school. Right, twenty years ago, this would have been
a major snowstore.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
In New York everywhere, I know, everywhere.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
It just it just it just would.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Have I know. All right, Well, I'm gonna go back
to listening to Jimmy Fallon. I'll be listening to him
in the cars I drive the kids to school holiday seasoning.
I'm trying to figure out where does where does this
world exist that Jimmy Fallon lives in where everything is

(59:47):
just just perfect? Ah, it's perfect.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I wouldn't mind living in Jimmy Fallon's world. Yeah, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
He's living in the.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Coco with marshmallows, cookies, milk, Christmas songs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
He's living in nan yeah, or maybe he's in that
Harry Potter world.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Well. I used to spend time with Jimmy Fallon and all.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Right, right right, he wasn't filled with the Christmas spirit
then he was still with something else.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
He sure likes when it snows, because he's into the snow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
It's snow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
I gotta, I gotta, I forget. I'll give you my
Harry Potter thing next time. But now, were you a
Harry Potter guy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Was I a Harry Potter guy? Hold on, I'm gonna
show you something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Wait, you're a Harry Potter guy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Oh no, but my roommate is hold on? Where the
fuck is it? Old? Oh? Here it is?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Oh I got Oh he's got the Harry Potter books
all neatly on the shell. I would I would burn
them in a beach fire. Oh my god, he's got
he's got the Harry Potter books.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
He's got them all leather bound. Everything right. And if
you go right above Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Bam, there you go. The Christmas village at rob the
Waiter's abode. Nice. All right, Well, your your roommates into
the Harry Potter Are you getting me dizzy with the
stupid Oh my god, that seems exhausting to set up.
Imagin setting up a Christmas village. I'm sure Jimmy Fallon

(01:01:43):
sets up a Christmas village. All nice, He's all about
the Christmas village.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
This weekend he's got the Christmas music going, he's got
the socks hanging down from the fireplace.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
I want to be Jimmy Sallen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Here's here's here's one of my many issues with Harry Potter.
I'll end with this. Who was the Who is the
poor wizard in the Harry Potter series? Ron Ronald what
was his name? Does anyone remember Harry Potter's friend?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
He went to a poor wizard? What what do you mean?
The poor wizard?

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Like one of the kids came from a poor family,
went to Hobbs Warmth with with the Harry Potter. Dude,
ron right, Ronnie ron Weasley? How stupid that? How ron Weasley?
How stupid was his parents there? How are you a
poor wizard? When you can make anything happen, it doesn't

(01:02:46):
make huh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
He's my favorite character because his name, Ronnie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Ronnie ron Weasley stinks. What a what a crappy what
a crappy family? You got your wizards and your poor
How is that possible?

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
What's the big controversy? Who wrote Harry Potter?

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
JK.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Simmons or the Rawlings? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
JK. Rowlings?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Right right, dude, she she she came out with some
crazy fucking statements about the trans community, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I know. That's why I had to burn all my
Harry Potter books. I can't. If you're if this is
how you think I can't read your.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Books, well my gay roommate still has them, so I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Oh that gives a crap. If the books are good,
that's all that should matter. Who cares?

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Well, what did she exactly say something about she doesn't
believe in trans people?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Or is it fake?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Or she's transphobic for real? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Yeah, she's transphobic. Yeah, she's transphobic.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
And she writes like children's fucking stories.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
It's it's it's a little weird whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
You know. Those movies were enjoyable. I would I would
never sit through reading one of those books. Oh why
would you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Have you seen all the movies? The last two are
very good. The very last two were there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
They're no, they're mature, they're older now, and they became
actually good actors.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
They got uh, they got a lot darker as the
series went on.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Did I make it all the way to the end.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
I'm not sure, to be honest, I'm like, who's the
guy who's Harry Potter, the guy with the glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
What's his name?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
He talks about the last two movies.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
The last two Harry Potters was by far the best
I've ever done, he goes, He goes, we matured into
very good actors. He goes, we weren't good actors in
the beginning, but we developed into very good actors. And
he goes, the last two Harry Potters are actually really good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
All right? Well, uh, easy has a rumor. Rumor is
Dumbledore was light in the loafers.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Dumbledoref lighted up the dwarf. What do you mean, Oh
he liked the fairies.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
It was Daniel Radcliffe.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Oh, Daniel Ratcliffe.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Yeah, he's actually have you ever seen him on Broadway?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
He's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I don't know. I don't do the Broadway, but anyway,
you don't do the fucking Broadway. My god, no, I've
I've gone over this. I've been dragged to musicals over
the years, not with thank god, not with my wife,
but x's and stuff, and I'm I'm on Broadway at
musicals and I'm this is I've done this bit so

(01:05:27):
many times, but it's worth doing again. Every guy at
a fucking Broadway musical that straight. You sit there with
your your playbill and you just start counting how many
more songs there are?

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Oh, musical steak, someone else sounds sounds transphobic, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Ron when you have to sing, oh another Oh, here
we go another song?

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Show?

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Did you say that you didn't like?

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Which which one did you see? You didn't like?

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Well? I don't even know if it was a musical anymore,
because I don't remember. But Phantom of the Opera, I literally.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Literally I didn't like it. I didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
I acted always and people are like, oh, I was
absolutely disappointed with Phantom of the Opera.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
There was like, there was no storyline.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
It was just they went for the they went for
the special effects. It didn't Phantom of the Opera didn't
hold you. It didn't grab you emotionally.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
I don't even remember it. I was so mad, you know.
I You know the thing with musicals, it's like, oh,
they're talking. I don't mind a good talking performance. I
don't mind those type of shows on Broadway. I've gone
a few of those. I don't remember any of them anymore.
I don't mind those. But all of a sudden they
talked for thirty seconds. Oh, another song, and then you

(01:06:52):
start counting. You're like, oh, we got five more of
these songs before intermission.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Oh God help me, God, I feel bad for your dates,
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
No, no, no, no, no, you don't feel bad for them.
They were terrible people.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
You know what else was terrible? Cats? Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Cats. I wouldn't even know. I wouldn't even know. How
do you know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
That there's people dress up as cat running around the stage.
It's it's not that good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Do you even know? I wouldn't even know that. That's
the difference. I avoid that ship. Yeah, all right, I'm
me Helmy, Helmy, Almy, I'm holm me help me, im
im me, im me helm me ilm me ou.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Yeah, I just you just saw the whole fucking show
of cats.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Thank you, Ron.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
It sucked. Allright.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
I gotta go. I gotta get back to listening to
Holiday Seasoning the Jimmy Fallon channel on Serious Excel. Because
he lives in a perfect world, all right, listen, it's
Ron Berman comedy on all the socials. He would appreciate
a few follows. Yeah, and noticed all the people that
made fun of the Christmas tips rant from yesterday. They didn't.

(01:07:58):
They didn't just start throwing Christmas tips at us. We
main nothing today, ron nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I'm gonna I'm gonna leave you with this.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
If you're feeling down, you're feeling blue, you got the
holiday blues.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
We have less sunlight.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
You're just not feeling good and you want to feel
better for the holidays. This is this is Ronnie Berman's
tip to you. If you want to feel better immediately,
you want to raise your vibration, you want to get
into the holiday spirit, you fucking pop in that Jimmy
Fallon Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Song, Oh My Witness, God is my Witness. I feel
the whole