November 17, 2025 • 43 mins
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Opie goes scorched-earth on the absolute dumpster fire that is Freakier Friday’s “non-culturally appropriating” hair-braiding line, explains how Always Sunny proved real comedy is dead, crowns NFL legend Charles Haley “Who Da Man” for pissing on a GM’s desk to escape the 49ers, and declares war on turkey, green bean casserole, and every other once-a-year “tradition” nobody actually likes. If you’re sick of fake outrage ruining movies and being force-fed dry bird, this unfiltered Monday morning rant is pure catharsis—hit play and laugh at the absurdity with us.
Opie goes scorched-earth on the absolute dumpster fire that is Freakier Friday’s “non-culturally appropriating” hair-braiding line, explains how Always Sunny proved real comedy is dead, crowns NFL legend Charles Haley “Who Da Man” for pissing on a GM’s desk to escape the 49ers, and declares war on turkey, green bean casserole, and every other once-a-year “tradition” nobody actually likes. If you’re sick of fake outrage ruining movies and being force-fed dry bird, this unfiltered Monday morning rant is pure catharsis—hit play and laugh at the absurdity with us.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do Do Do Do do do. Oh. There we are.
Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. That is
that is a fine sun coming up behind me here
in New York City. I hope everyone had a fine,
fine weekend. I had a fine weekend. Got up early.
I was in a really, really good mood, and then
I turned on the local news. I'm starting to watch
(00:20):
the local news just to get New York flavor for
this live stream, in this podcast, see what's going on
in the city, especially because you know, we got we
got a Muslim mayor coming in and what another I
don't know month or so. So I turned on the
local news. You gotta remember, I'm in a good mood. Man, My, my, my,
Josh Allen's my Josh Allen's won yesterday. So you know,
(00:44):
every time Josh Allen wins, I used to say the Bills,
but now I'm saying Josh Allen. When my team, Josh
Allen wins, I'm in a good mood. Fucking Josh Allen
scored six touchdowns, three running, he threw for three three more,
and and Josh Allen won yesterday. He's too good for
(01:05):
the Bills, is my point. All of this poor Josh Allen,
all right, anyway, Saw, I'm in a good mood. I
turned on the local news. You know, I'm like, all right,
let me get some local flavor for the live stream
the podcast. And they lead with this six year old
on bike trapped by falling lihimb and then then I'm doing,
(01:27):
I'm doing to you what they did to me, and
I apologize, but at least maybe we could make some
sense out of this, because I can tell you how
ridiculous it is. But also I'm like, why do I
need to know that a six year old is just
on her little bike in a park over the weekend,
trying to enjoy the fall foliage out with her family.
She's got her little bike and she's going down a
(01:48):
little bike path. The next thing you know, a tree
limb falls from the sky and traps the little girl.
Why why, hey, local news, Why do I need to
know this? Why? But she was wearing a bike helme
but thank god? And I think I think she's gonna
be okay. But they don't want to tell you she's
(02:09):
gonna be okay, because if they say she's gonna be okay,
you're not gonna watch the local news. You're gonna you're
gonna You're gonna turn into something else. So I think
she's gonna be okay. I have no idea if you
want another truth. But anyway, that's how he started by
morning with that that fun story. That's fun, fun, fun, fun,
fun for everybody. Right with that, I say, Hi, the
(02:32):
dude guy, he's one of mine. We got Nick, Hi Nick.
We got Ted Pallawana, we got the get Get how
are you you good? Also we got Richie rich Morning,
Wo the Man? Do you have to go to work early? Richie?
Because I could do Who the Man right away? No problem,
I could do that. By the way, I am collecting
(02:52):
super chats today, Yes, I am collecting money because I
want to buy Kurt Cobain's guitar. So any super chats
I make today is going to go towards my purchase
of the Kurt Cobain Kirk Cobain guitar. It's being auctioned off.
(03:12):
It's a nineteen sixty nine Fenda. It was used in
teen Spirit, and they're predicting that the guitar is gonna
go for at least five million dollars. So your super
chats will go towards me collecting enough money so I
could get the Kirk Cobain guitar. Both that. Hi, Ritchie
(03:34):
rich How rich are you? I don't know, Hi Emerson,
how are you high Sex? Good morning squad, Good morning team. Yeah,
we got a team now, man, we certainly do sick well,
still dark here in San Antonio. All right, that's cool.
Right on. Anyway, let's go back to Richie. Rich You
(03:55):
know what I'm gonna do who demanded early today? I
want to give it to Josh Allen because you know,
once again, he had just an insane game for a
team that doesn't deserve him. He's exhausting himself. The Bills
need more players. Josh Allen's doing everything, so now I
just call him the uh, the the Buffalo Allen's because
(04:19):
it's all about Josh Allen. I want to give it
to him badly. But man, if there's not a story
out there today, oh my god. So well, let me
start with this, Richie, Richie, you know we can't give
Foo the Man away right away. You know that it's
our only bid. We got to milk it right. But
(04:42):
it was, uh, it was a lot of TV watching
over the weekend for this family, and just like any
any family out there that have the kids, you know,
teenagers now, so we can watch some uh, we could
watch some Edgie stuff. Thank god, we're out of the
Pixar or the pick Star wait, Pixar, the Pixar phase.
(05:06):
Thank god we went through the Pixar phase. So now
we can watch some magic comedies. Right. And we're going
through and we're trying to find movies all the time.
We couldn't find anything. So we landed on I don't
even want to say this Freakier Friday with Jamie Lee
(05:29):
Curtis and Lindsey Lohan. What a pile of crap, you
know what, let's say it, what a pile of shoot.
This movie stunk. This movie stunk. You know the concept
of freak Your Friday. Right, they switched bodies or something,
(05:50):
so like in the original Jamie Lee Curtis was Lindsay
Lohan and Lidsey Lohan was Jamie Lee Curtis. Easy to follow, Oh,
I get it. So she's now the mom and she
now the daughter. Nice and easy. It's easy, right, So
they decide to make freak Your Friday and they're like,
you know what, instead of having it nice and easy,
(06:12):
easy to follow, a log, let's have multiple characters switch bodies.
So I have the movie. You're like, well, what who
is she? Now? Is she Jamie Lee Curtis in the
English body? Is Lindsay Lohan now her mom? I can't
know Lindsay Lohan's actually her daughter because now she hasn't.
(06:32):
I can't follow the plot of Freak Your Friday. The
movie sucked so bad. And I'm gonna tell you what
made me turn off the movie. And you know, in
my house there's four of us, right, well, that's five,
this five of us, but you know my dog doesn't
get a vote, and uh and all of a sudden,
(06:53):
you know, we just turned off the fucking movie. Like
I'm like, I'm good. I'm fucking good. I'm good. And
I got two people in my family that need to
watch the movie right to the end. And I got
two people. I'm one of them, Me and my son.
Actually we're like, we don't need to watch anymore. Oh no,
(07:15):
my son needed to watch. Sorry, I messed that up.
It's me and my daughter, We're like, yeah, we're good,
we don't need to watch anymore. This movie stinks. And
then it's my wife and my son they need to
finish movies for some reason. I don't get that when
you know the movie's a pile of shit. Let's move on,
Let's move on to something else. Right. I'm gonna tell
you the line in the movie that made me go, Okay,
(07:35):
I'm good. I'm good. I'm absolutely good. The line was,
and I wrote it down. It's a woke line in
the movie freakyr Friday. All right, Uh, you're going to
braid each other's hair in a non culturally appropriating These
(08:08):
f and woke people have hijacked our comedies. Who wrote
that line and thought it would be so funny and
Freaky your Friday? Let me read that again. You're going
to braid each other's hair in a non culturally appropriating way. Yeah, exactly.
I'm like, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. And then
(08:29):
I went on a little rant. Why do they hijack
our comedies? That's why there's not a lot of comedies
out there anymore. You got these woke people writing these terrible,
terrible movies. And the funny part about watching Freaking Your
Friday over the weekend is the fact that me and
my wife have decided to dip back into always Sonny
in Philadelphia. There's literally seventeen seasons. We're on season one.
(08:52):
We started from the beginning. Bitches. They're talking about abortion
and underage drinking and having a gun and Nazi stuff.
This is all in the first season. And I look
at my wife as we're watching Always Sonny in Philadelphia,
I'm like, oh, what happened to our comedies because we
were acknowledging Unfortunately, I say, unfortunately, we're acknowledging, like, oh
(09:14):
my god, you couldn't do any of this stuff nowadays,
but they did for Always Sonny in Philadelphia, and none
of us had a problem with it. None. So we're
binge watching that and then to watch Freaky of Friday
with this just woke garbage. I was like, ah, what happened? Well,
we need to rescue our our comedies in America. But
(09:35):
I will give credit to Jamie Lee Curtis. Yes I will, Yes,
I will. I wrote a couple of things down a
where Okay, look, I got a lot of show prep today.
All right, where did I put the Jamie Lee Curtis stuff? Oh? Uh,
I wrote this, Jamie Lee. This is all I got
for the movie. Jamie Lee Curtis still has nice torpedoes.
(09:59):
That's all. I If I was a movie reviewer, that
would be my review a Freaky a Friday. Jamie Lee
Curtis still has nice torpedoes. And the other thing about
Jamie Lee Curtis, I mean, there is a scene, Okay,
I'm gonna just give you. All you have to do
is go find this clip on the internet and you've
seen Freaky of Friday Jamie Lee Curtis when she switches
(10:20):
into wait, all right, Jamie Lee Curtis, the actress is
now playing the younger like teenager from England. I think
because Jamie Lee Curtis to show you that she's now
playing the younger English girl, instead of working on the
(10:42):
English accent for the movie, she would just use one
word mum. I think I got that right. So I
think Jamie Lee Curtis was playing the younger English teenage girl.
I think because through the movie I even said my wife,
they should just they should just put labels on these characters.
(11:02):
She's now playing this one, and then we could follow
this stupid plot. But when Jamie Lee Curtis, who's now uh,
the young this is what I had to do the
whole fucking night. So you're gonna have to bear with
me too. Uh. Now she's the now even though she's
Jamie Lee Curtis, she's now the younger English girl. So
(11:26):
that's now the English girl and Jamie Lee Curtis's body,
but it's Jamie Lee Curtis's voice. What what the fuck?
Uh Jamie Lee Curtis, Because now she's the young girl.
She's making fun of how ugly her face is with
the wrinkles and her teeth. She's gonna lose her teeth
and everything. And and you're thinking to yourself, Jamie Lee
Curtis is doing this scene with her real face and
(11:50):
she's being hilarous. So if you go and see that scene,
then you've seen the goddamn movie. Okay, but Richie rich
who' the man? So so we went right back to
Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Thank god, we're almost done with
season one. We only have sixteen seasons to go. So
then I'm like, you know, I go to the wife,
Let's watch the Eddie Murphy documentary. Man, the Eddie Murphy
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documentaries on let's do that. I love the Eddie Murphy.
I grew up with the Eddie Murphy. I learned nothing
in the documentary. There's a problem with these A list celebrities.
They're trying to they're trying to get into the documentary world,
they're trying to get into the podcasting world, but they're
(12:32):
still insanely guarded. And the problem is we live in
a culture now that if you're insanely guarded, you're not
gonna get traction. I wanted to learn more about Eddie
Murphy had an insane career. Of course he had some
duds in there, but then he completely went away. I
(12:52):
want to know why he completely went away. Then he
has like ten or twelve fucking kids. Let's talk about
that a little bit. It's obvious in the Eddie Murphy
documentary that he found some kind of spirituality. He's a
very spiritual person. Well, i'd want to learn more about that,
mister Murphy. And then why didn't you stop doing stand up?
(13:12):
They don't really explain it. I'm not sure if it's
because his movie career completely took off, but he completely
stopped for decades and he's now thinking of, you know,
going back and doing stand up. I didn't learn anything
about Eddie Murphy, but it was cool to look back
at his career in all the great movies he did,
(13:32):
and then he ends the documentary. The clips got viral,
so I'm not blowing anything for everybody. But he's got puppets.
He's got a Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor puppets and
Eddie Murphy's in the middle, and he's doing both voices,
and he's doing some pretty edgy Cosby shit. So that
was pretty good. But you know, I was excited to
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watch the Eddie Murphy documentary and I just simply didn't
learn much. And he's not really a funny guy when
he's not He's not really that funny when he's not
doing a huge movie or his stand up. I noticed
he was kind of a dud of a person, like, uh,
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it is regular, regular, everyday existence. So there you go,
all right, Ritchie rich So I'm gonna all right, We're
gonna go h with who demand finally and it has
something to do with wrote notes on this too. I
saw the documentary. I'm binge watching the shit out of it.
(14:37):
I went to bed at midnight because I watched four
episodes and I got up at four thirty. So I'm
watching America's team, the Gambler and his Cowboys. Oh my god.
I hate the Dallas Cowboys. I hated them in the nineties.
I hate him today. They took out my Buffalo Bills
twice in the Super Bowl. Let's not forget poor Jim Kelly.
(15:01):
He's in the documentary. I would love to know the
feeling of winning a Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, all us
Buffalo Bills fans would love to get have that feeling too,
mister Kelly. But the Cowboys beat him twice in the
Super Bowl, back to back, back to back. One wasn't
even close. It was like, I don't know, fifty two
seventeen or something like that. So I'm like, I don't
want to watch his Cowboys documentary. But they had such
(15:25):
characters on that team that I'm like, all right, I'll
give this a shot because I like my I like
my sports documentaries, and this thing has not disappointed yet.
Oh my god. This Jerry Jones, he wanted to He
wanted to, you know, be involved in football from a
very early age. He wanted to own a team. There
(15:45):
was a point Jerry Jones had a chance of buying
the San Diego Chargers, and he was excited. He went
to his Dada. Dada made all his money and oil.
By the way, he goes, dad, I want to buy
the San Diego Chargers, and his daddy he's like, well,
that's cool. Tell me more. Well, there's this guy, Jimmy Hoffa.
(16:08):
Jerry Jones's dad said, are you fucking crazy? You can't
get in bed with with Jimmy Hoffa because I guess
Jimmy Hoffer was trying to buy the San Diego Chargers
and you know, uh, Jimmy Hoffer was gonna provide the
money and Jerry Jones was gonna be the owner and
you know, and run the team. And Jerry Jones's father said,
(16:28):
you're fucking nuts when you miss a payment. What do
you think is gonna happen with the Jimmy Hoffa. So, uh,
he didn't buy the San Diego Chargers and he was
all bummed out. He's like, ah, man, that was my
chance to win a to uh to own excuse me,
an NFL team. So years go on and he he
buys the Dallas Cowboys. How about them Cowboys? How about
(16:50):
them cowboys? Jimmy Johnson used to yell in the locker
room and uh. So he buys the Cowboys and uh
and the first thing he does is he fires the
beloved Tom Landry and his stupid hat. They basically said.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Bye goodbye to you by Tom Landry, and.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
He brought in his childhood not his childhood friend, his
college friend, Jimmy Johnson. The connection with Jimmy Johnson and
Jerry Jones goes all the way back. Is this, it's
not boring, right, Okay, good, thank you, thank you, thank
you for letting me know it's not boring. So Jerry
Jones and Jimmy Johnson, we're teammates at Arkansas, and in
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nineteen sixty four, Arkansas I believe went undefeated and won
the national championship and on that team was Jerry Jones
and Jimmy Johnson. So they became friends at that point.
So when Jerry Jones bought the Cowboys, he told Tom
Landry to beat it and he hired his college pal there,
Jimmy Johnson, and the rest is history. They won two
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Super Bowls in a row, and then their egos clashed.
They couldn't stand each other because you know, Jerry Jones
likes to take more credit than he probably should for
the success of a team, and Jimmy Johnson's like, look
at this motherfucker. I'm doing everything. He's taking all the credits,
so go screw And that was the end of their relationship.
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So this documentary America's Team, the Gambler and his Cowboys. Wow, Wow, Wow.
And you know Richie Rich who demand's going to be
one of the guys featuring this documentary? So far? Is
it Troy Aikman? Now, now it's not Troy Aikman, who,
by the oh, who, by the way, had such a
(18:38):
severe concussion that he doesn't remember playing in the NFC Championship,
a game the Cowboys won on their way to I
think the second Super Bowl. I'm not sure. Troy Aikman
got hit so hard, knocked out of the game. How
to go to the hospital? How do you get checked out?
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The next day? Troy Aikman watched the NFC Championship game.
He had to have known the result, obviously, but he
didn't remember any of the game. So he's watching himself
in an NFL game, going, I don't know what's gonna
happen next. How crazy is that he got hit that hard?
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But he's not the man there, Richie rich Is is
it Jimmy Johnson? He was a tough coach, tough. How
about them cowboys? He famously you'll learn in this documentary,
you had a guy, right, he's practicing with the team.
He goes down and Jimmy Johnson comes running up to him, like,
what the fuck's wrong with you? And he's like, sir,
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I got asthma. I got asthma. Know what Jimmy Johnson said, Son,
You're on the wrong field. And he cut him. He
cut him for having asthma. Jimmy Johnson, he's an asshole too, man.
You know you want to try to pick, you know,
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between Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson, that's a tough that's tough.
That's a tough pick. In the end, they're both assholes.
And then uh and then uh, Jimmy Johnson. You know,
the team had a tough loss, tough loss. You know,
they're working their fucking balls off for America's team. We're
America's team. They all get on a plane. Tough loss,
tough loss at all they want to do now. They
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had a long week of practice, tough loss, like all right,
let's let's order our food. You know, on the way home.
They're going home in the middle of the night, like
they do these sports teams and on their charted flight,
and Jimmy Johnson's like, no, no, he told the flight attendants,
don't feed any of these guys food. He wouldn't let
them eat after a tough loss. But Retchie Rich finally, finally,
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we get to Charles Harley, Richie Rich. Charles Harley is
Dumble Band today. Who the fuck is Charles Harley? Unless
you're a hardcore Dallas Cowboys fan that loved your nineties football,
you don't even know who Charles Harley is. Don't turn
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off this fucking podcast. Are you crazy? This is why
Charles Harley is the man. He played for the Cowboys
on all those great teams. But a lot of people
don't know that. Charles Harley was a standout player for
the San Francisco forty nine ers, and you know he
(21:33):
he had a falling out with the forty nine ers.
He's like, I don't want to be here anymore. Yeah,
but you're in the contract, man, Then that means nothing.
I get that. When you don't want to be somewhere,
the contract means nothing. Hello Boston, if you know you
know so, Charles Harley's like, man, I don't want to
(21:54):
be here. Anymore. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta make
it clear that I don't want to be here anymore.
So he uh, he decides the way he's gonna leave
the San Francisco forty nine ers is to I believe
it was the GM's office. I believe he walked into
the GM's office and basically said. I don't think he
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said anything. Actually, I think the documentary doesn't talk about
what he actually said. But what he did was he
pulled out his giant dick, supposedly it was legendary, and
he took a leak on the GM's desk in front
of the g to make it very clear. I laughed
(22:38):
because I'm like, ah, I wish this is how I
left serious, because by the end it was so obvious
that I needed to move on from Sirius and now
begging I'm begging them to take me back. No, I'm
not begging them to take me back. God No. But
you know, if maybe we should talk though, see if
there's some common ground there. But I laughed so hard,
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because this is how you quit a fucking job. Charles Harley.
Charles Harley pulls out his peca and he takes a
leak on the GM's desk, and he's a giant, scary man.
He famously threw his helmet when he was on the Cowboys,
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threw sheet rock right in front of Jerry Jones, and
Jerry Jones said, Hey, Charles, how about we both calm
down a little bit before we do something that we're
both gonna regret for the rest of our lives. So
that's the Charles Harley, and that's how he got out
of being a San Francisco forty nine er and then
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he became a cowboy bitch and the rest is history.
My god, So Ritchie reach with that Charles Harley from
the nineteen nineties Dallas Cowboys. I know this is so random,
but I'm watching that documentary. He is dumb man today
and I got a couple of super chats. I'm trying
to make five million dollars. Sorry, I could buy Kurt
(24:03):
Cobain's guitar. That's gonna be auctioned off very very soon.
Jade straight shot. Did Trump give up eh to Clinton?
Well Man, That is a wild rumor that we went
over the late last week. I don't know, but the memes,
the memes. I said this a long time ago. You
know traditional radio guys and comedians. By the way, f
(24:25):
a lot of the comedians because they don't understand that
regular Joe's could be funny too. And I think social
media in twenty twenty five is proving that there are
a lot of funny fucks out there, a lot of
funny people. And this rumor about Trump giving a hummer
to Clinton is going just crazy out there on the Internet,
(24:47):
and the memes are hilarious. I have no idea if
this happened, no clue. Epstein could just be being a
dick trying to start rumors back in the day. Who
knows if it's true, though, good God, duck and cover,
because is Trump's gonna release hell fire on the world.
But the one meme that's going around unfortunately, like you know,
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I bet you a lot of people had the same idea.
I would love to know the first person that actually
posted this. But they have a picture of Clinton in
the Oval office, sitting at the desk, and the caption
is something like, here's a great picture of Clinton and
Trump and the only person in the picture is Clinton.
(25:35):
Do you get it? Oh my god? But I have
no idea, JD. But thanks for your two dollars. I
greatly appreciate you, but I have no idea if if
that rumor is true. All right, Red Bar, let's see,
I was sharing your podcast with boys down at the
cigar lounge and they agree harassing towards the trashing around
(25:58):
the trader grows. You'll be trending again in no time.
Keep it up, all right, thanks, Rag Barr. You just
wasted ten dollars. I don't know what you're trying to
do with your super chat. The fact is people are
trying to trying to push the agenda that me and
Ron don't like each other. It's not true at all.
But I definitely found someone that I could yell and
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scream and he yell and screams back, and we just
we just get it out and he'll be back tomorrow,
that's for sure. All right. AI? Oh my god, little
AI update before we get, before we go, I want
to make this one nice and short today. Man, all right,
AI saw this headline. AI now writing scripts, songs and
(26:44):
cooking recipes That case good. And then the headline continues,
where do we draw the line?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Oh stupid humans, stupid, stupid huge It's the people that
worked on the AI for years before we even understood
what it was capable of doing.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Right, there were people out there, the egg heads we
like to call them. The egg heads, were working out
his AI for years and years and then finally presented
it to us. And now we're all using AI in
our regular day lives. I would assume right speaking which
my AI voice changed. I am deeply depressed today. The
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one voice I've been using I feel like I got
a relationship with it feels way too real, asking all
sorts of questions, how can you help me with my
cable situation in my house? I got this junk of equipment?
Can you tell me what this is and how I
can fix this? Sure? No problem? And I use AI
for everything. And then you know this lovely, lovely AI
(27:53):
female voice. It changed, and I'm depressed, like I lost
a friend. Has this happened to anyone else but AI?
The headline AI now writing script songs and cooking recipes
that taste good? Where do we draw the line? And
this is where I say humans are stupid. The eggheads
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that we're working on the AI, a few of them quit.
They quit. They're like, no, I wish I never did this.
Because they started realizing what Ai AI is going to
do to all of us. I don't know how we
adjust in the end. So when you ask the question,
where do we draw the line, it's too late. We
can't draw the line. It's too late. You can't stop
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the AI in America because, like I said recently, we're
competing with the world with the AI. Right, So if
we stop in America because we have all sudden morals
and we realize that AI is not a good thing,
they're going to continue and where going to be left behind.
So you can't stop it. And just think about what
AI has done in the last year. I was fooling
(29:04):
around with like generating like images about a year ago,
just falling around a little bit right, and AI couldn't
figure out hands. Remember when AI couldn't figure out hands.
It's like, oh my god, this picture would be perfect
if it didn't have seven fucking fingers on the left hand.
And then you beg AI to regenerate it. I just
(29:25):
need five fingers. The next thing you know, there's five fingers,
but the thumbs coming out of the four are But like, ah,
why can't they figure out fingers and hands? On the AI?
That was a year ago? Fast forward. Now AI is
taking all of our jobs.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
That's great, that's that's that's how far it's gone in
the last fucking year, from drawing shitty hands in your
AI images to taking your literal job.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Oh my god, hey o, I miss own A. Can
you guys just make up and bring my favorite show back?
Love you brother? Man? No, no, it ain't no no now, no,
no no, And you could blame Anthony. Anthony made it
impossible to ever have an Opiate Anthony reunion. And you know, uh,
(30:16):
and that's that. I'm sorry. Look at all the shit
that Anthony has said for many fucking years. No, no,
we're good. No, no, but thanks for your five things? Uh,
burn b Burner on ps three, Burner on ps three,
(30:37):
thank you for your five things. Okay, all right, but
you know when you ask you, why won't you do
an Opien Anthony reunion? Just just just look at all
the crap Anthony has done towards me for the last
fucking since pretty much the day we met. So no,
I'm good, I'm good. We're gonna end because Thanksgiving is
what a week away? Ten days away? Ah, So you're
(31:02):
saying there's a chance. Very good, very good, very nice
Scaraboso Thanksgiving around the corner. I want to do the
next like bit properly. But I'm doing a very short
livestream today because IVE got things to do. But I wanna,
(31:23):
I wanna. Maybe we'll do it next week when we
get closer to Thanksgiving. But how about we just start
softening the beaches. Okay, we're all gonna have Thanksgiving and
uh and and I'm building a list of my worst
foods at Thanksgiving. I know this is hack. You don't
even have to say it, I know, but I need
(31:46):
to rent some of the things I hate at the
Thanksgiving meal. Okay, all right, all right, okay, I'm not
even gonna put all right, I'll put in a list
fine fifth place, green bean castrole, green bean castrole. Oh,
(32:13):
Dale Dale's on it, all right, all right, Dale Dale
says stuffing. We'll get to stuffing in a second. Dale
and Most says hack. Yeah I said that month. Moe's
one of our regular haters. He quickly makes weights like
I literally did thirty minutes of crushing shit today, and
then he's like, well there's gotta be something. Oh, the
(32:36):
five worst foods that Thanksgiving. This is the one hack.
Thank you bo, thanks for your hate. This boy greatly
appreciate you. You make the world go round. Green bean castroll?
What's wrong with the green bean castroll? Oh? Oh god?
With that fried crunchy I call it saidness on top.
(32:58):
And you know there's a there's a a common thread
with the five things that I'm mentioning today, five worst
foods for Thanksgiving common thread. If it was a good dish,
we would be eating it all year long. No one
eats green bean casserole with that fried crunchy saidness on top.
So that's all you need to know. It stinks. I
(33:20):
think soon as we start acknowledging that it stinks, then
we can start moving on to stuff we really want
to eat for Thanksgiving? Right, A nice roast, maybe a
nice flay roast. Oh, cook the whole Thanksgiving it's tradition.
Oo ooh, I smell the turkey in the oven. Oh
that smells good. Oh, look at all the sides you made.
Oh that's awesome. And then throw it in the dumpster
(33:44):
and break out the filet roast. Oh my god, your
family will love you forever, love you forever. That should
be the thing you prepare the whole Thanksgiving meal. And
everyone's looking around like it smells good. All right, I
guess we'll fucking muscle down some Thanksgiving dinner once again
talking about the same shit. Oh my god, I'm sitting
(34:04):
in the exact same seat I have for the last
ten years talking about the same exact shit. Wait what
oh yeah, and I know everything. We all fucking think,
all right. And then soon as the meals prepared, right,
someone really should do this, Oh my god, you want
a viral video. And then right at the last minute,
(34:26):
it's all out there, right, and then you call in
a crew, you hire a crew, and they come in
with those giant landscaping fucking garbage pails, and they just
start throwing the whole dinner in the fucking garbage pails, right,
and they march out and everyone is in shock like that,
but we made plans to be here for and no,
(34:49):
and then right at that moment you get like just
beautiful women with nice torpedoes. Cheers to j Lee Curtis,
cheers cheers to Jamie and her torpedoes, nice torpedoes, and
they just break out the flay roast in sides you
(35:10):
really really want, Oh my god, there would be a
celebration in your house. So the green bean castroll could go.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Screw stuffing. Where's that guy with the stuffing? Hell yeah,
where's the guy with the stuffing again? Corn pudding slops?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh that sounds awful. Absolutely, yes, Joey. Okay, so stuffing now.
And then you might say yourself, what, oh my mama,
My mama makes the best stuff. Okay, then congratulations. But
most stuffing is like a sponge. It's like lukewarm, just
(35:57):
bread flavored with the turkey fucking juice. Stuffing stinks nine
out of ten times. That's all I have to say
about stuffing, because I gotta go to Joey because we
have a match. Yes, another food I hate on Thanksgiving?
Sweet potato casserole again, casserole. This isn't the seventies. We
(36:22):
don't make casseroles anymore. Would you like it now? I
don't want a casserole ever. Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows. Yes,
but ope, it's Oh is it delicious? Then? Why aren't
you eating it in February? Why aren't you eating it
in April? You only eat it once a year. If
you're eating a food once a year, it's stinks. Okay,
(36:45):
And it's not a sign. It's a stupid fucking dessert.
Knocke it off. Thank you, Joey, Joey. The next one
is gonna sound sacrilege, but you gotta let me work. Okay,
five worst foods for Thanksgiving on my list? This is
(37:07):
something I actually eat a year long, all year long.
I should say. I just had it about I don't know,
a week or two ago because we happen to have
a can in the in the cupboard and I was like,
you know what, why wait for Thanksgiving when I could
have some nice cranberry sauce right now? Oh yeah, but
why is on your five worst foods for Thanksgiving list? Hope?
Let me explain. If you're having cranberry sauce, right, but
(37:32):
it's not that fucking.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Can where it slides out and has the canned ridges
still on it, and you slice it, You slice it nice,
and you mix it with your gravy and your turkey
and your mashed potatoes and your fucking corn. Perfect, perfect,
fucking spoon full of food, perfect bite.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I should have said for the foodies out there, problem
with the cranberry sauce sauce is people are trying to
fancy up and they say, you know what, No, we
don't do the cranberry sauce in the can. No, no, no, no,
we do it this way. O't oh with the fucking cranberries.
They're not even bushed down.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Oh god, though, but this is my grandma's recipe, this
is mommom's.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
I don't care. Cranberry sauce should come from a fucking can,
simple as that. Right. Oh this guy, Oh, I don't
know what. Oh my god, Oh my god. Somebody, somebody,
somebody whose name looks like pubic hair is checking out
the live stream. I don't know what that is. Oh
my god, you got to see the visual for that.
(38:39):
What are they? What are they saying? Could someone put
that in the Google place? All right? And finally, five
worst foods for Thanksgiving? You already know what number one is, right,
you know what number one is? You know what number
one is? Come on now, Oh sorry that was a
(39:01):
weird laugh. But oh my god, now I've got the
hiccups because you really got me. Are you a hater?
I forget? Oh you get the Ron Berman as your avatar?
Are you a hater? Anthony? I forget? I can't keep
track of who's here to hate and who's here to
just enjoy this with with the rest of us. But
but you know what, if you're a hater, Anthony, you're funny.
(39:21):
You made me laugh today and he gave me the
hiccups because I put this weird guy on the screen.
Where is it? This?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
This?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
It's some I don't know if that's Chinese Japanese. I
have no idea, but it's certainly Asian. And then Anthony,
who I believe might be uh oh, he says he's
kind of a hater. All right, that's that's fair enough,
he writes, he thinks he thinks your Asian. See the
(39:49):
problem with doing these livestreams so early? I can't. My
eyes are like they don't open. I promise you the
rest of the day. Plus I look down like the
camera's up here, but I look down at the and
some stuff. I promise you the rest of the day.
My eyes are wide open, but in the morning they're
very very tiny. They're barely open. I kind of look
(40:13):
like Gilbert Gottfried at times. All Right, five words foods
for four Thanksgiving the number one on the list. You
should have got it. It's fucking turkey. Turkey blows. I
already gave it away earlier when I told you, like,
if you want a viral video, you know, you prepare
a fine Thanksgiving dinner and then you have a crew
come in to dump the whole Thanksgiving dinner and these
(40:34):
giant fucking landscaping bins and they leave, and then you
have the beautiful girls with the nice torpedoes come in
with a nice filet roast and real sides that you
enjoy all year. Log mac and cheese. How about some
mac and cheese? But turkey stinks? No it doesn't, Yeah
(40:54):
it does. Try having turkey. Oh you don't think turkey stinks?
This Thanksgiving? Doing experiment and try to have turkey without
gravy and then get back to me. All right, all right, guys,
I think that's it. Nice and easy today, Nice and easy,
(41:15):
all right? The plug today, I mean, like ten dollars
doing this. That's a joke. But I don't expect people
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Everything that is so expensive out there, it's ridiculous. I
paid three dollars and fifty cents per gallon for gas
over the weekend. I thought that, I thought, and people
(41:37):
are celebrating when the gas dips below three dollars. Oh
my god. So I don't expect you to throw money
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(41:58):
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(42:41):
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(43:02):
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(43:24):
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Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, and we'll
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a good day. Bye for now.
Do Do Do Do do do. Oh. There we are.
Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. That is
that is a fine sun coming up behind me here
in New York City. I hope everyone had a fine,
fine weekend. I had a fine weekend. Got up early.
I was in a really, really good mood, and then
I turned on the local news. I'm starting to watch
(00:20):
the local news just to get New York flavor for
this live stream, in this podcast, see what's going on
in the city, especially because you know, we got we
got a Muslim mayor coming in and what another I
don't know month or so. So I turned on the
local news. You gotta remember, I'm in a good mood. Man, My, my, my,
Josh Allen's my Josh Allen's won yesterday. So you know,
(00:44):
every time Josh Allen wins, I used to say the Bills,
but now I'm saying Josh Allen. When my team, Josh
Allen wins, I'm in a good mood. Fucking Josh Allen
scored six touchdowns, three running, he threw for three three more,
and and Josh Allen won yesterday. He's too good for
(01:05):
the Bills, is my point. All of this poor Josh Allen,
all right, anyway, Saw, I'm in a good mood. I
turned on the local news. You know, I'm like, all right,
let me get some local flavor for the live stream
the podcast. And they lead with this six year old
on bike trapped by falling lihimb and then then I'm doing,
(01:27):
I'm doing to you what they did to me, and
I apologize, but at least maybe we could make some
sense out of this, because I can tell you how
ridiculous it is. But also I'm like, why do I
need to know that a six year old is just
on her little bike in a park over the weekend,
trying to enjoy the fall foliage out with her family.
She's got her little bike and she's going down a
(01:48):
little bike path. The next thing you know, a tree
limb falls from the sky and traps the little girl.
Why why, hey, local news, Why do I need to
know this? Why? But she was wearing a bike helme
but thank god? And I think I think she's gonna
be okay. But they don't want to tell you she's
(02:09):
gonna be okay, because if they say she's gonna be okay,
you're not gonna watch the local news. You're gonna you're
gonna You're gonna turn into something else. So I think
she's gonna be okay. I have no idea if you
want another truth. But anyway, that's how he started by
morning with that that fun story. That's fun, fun, fun, fun,
fun for everybody. Right with that, I say, Hi, the
(02:32):
dude guy, he's one of mine. We got Nick, Hi Nick.
We got Ted Pallawana, we got the get Get how
are you you good? Also we got Richie rich Morning,
Wo the Man? Do you have to go to work early? Richie?
Because I could do Who the Man right away? No problem,
I could do that. By the way, I am collecting
(02:52):
super chats today, Yes, I am collecting money because I
want to buy Kurt Cobain's guitar. So any super chats
I make today is going to go towards my purchase
of the Kurt Cobain Kirk Cobain guitar. It's being auctioned off.
(03:12):
It's a nineteen sixty nine Fenda. It was used in
teen Spirit, and they're predicting that the guitar is gonna
go for at least five million dollars. So your super
chats will go towards me collecting enough money so I
could get the Kirk Cobain guitar. Both that. Hi, Ritchie
(03:34):
rich How rich are you? I don't know, Hi Emerson,
how are you high Sex? Good morning squad, Good morning team. Yeah,
we got a team now, man, we certainly do sick well,
still dark here in San Antonio. All right, that's cool.
Right on. Anyway, let's go back to Richie. Rich You
(03:55):
know what I'm gonna do who demanded early today? I
want to give it to Josh Allen because you know,
once again, he had just an insane game for a
team that doesn't deserve him. He's exhausting himself. The Bills
need more players. Josh Allen's doing everything, so now I
just call him the uh, the the Buffalo Allen's because
(04:19):
it's all about Josh Allen. I want to give it
to him badly. But man, if there's not a story
out there today, oh my god. So well, let me
start with this, Richie, Richie, you know we can't give
Foo the Man away right away. You know that it's
our only bid. We got to milk it right. But
(04:42):
it was, uh, it was a lot of TV watching
over the weekend for this family, and just like any
any family out there that have the kids, you know,
teenagers now, so we can watch some uh, we could
watch some Edgie stuff. Thank god, we're out of the
Pixar or the pick Star wait, Pixar, the Pixar phase.
(05:06):
Thank god we went through the Pixar phase. So now
we can watch some magic comedies. Right. And we're going
through and we're trying to find movies all the time.
We couldn't find anything. So we landed on I don't
even want to say this Freakier Friday with Jamie Lee
(05:29):
Curtis and Lindsey Lohan. What a pile of crap, you
know what, let's say it, what a pile of shoot.
This movie stunk. This movie stunk. You know the concept
of freak Your Friday. Right, they switched bodies or something,
(05:50):
so like in the original Jamie Lee Curtis was Lindsay
Lohan and Lidsey Lohan was Jamie Lee Curtis. Easy to follow, Oh,
I get it. So she's now the mom and she
now the daughter. Nice and easy. It's easy, right, So
they decide to make freak Your Friday and they're like,
you know what, instead of having it nice and easy,
(06:12):
easy to follow, a log, let's have multiple characters switch bodies.
So I have the movie. You're like, well, what who
is she? Now? Is she Jamie Lee Curtis in the
English body? Is Lindsay Lohan now her mom? I can't
know Lindsay Lohan's actually her daughter because now she hasn't.
(06:32):
I can't follow the plot of Freak Your Friday. The
movie sucked so bad. And I'm gonna tell you what
made me turn off the movie. And you know, in
my house there's four of us, right, well, that's five,
this five of us, but you know my dog doesn't
get a vote, and uh and all of a sudden,
(06:53):
you know, we just turned off the fucking movie. Like
I'm like, I'm good. I'm fucking good. I'm good. And
I got two people in my family that need to
watch the movie right to the end. And I got
two people. I'm one of them, Me and my son.
Actually we're like, we don't need to watch anymore. Oh no,
(07:15):
my son needed to watch. Sorry, I messed that up.
It's me and my daughter, We're like, yeah, we're good,
we don't need to watch anymore. This movie stinks. And
then it's my wife and my son they need to
finish movies for some reason. I don't get that when
you know the movie's a pile of shit. Let's move on,
Let's move on to something else. Right. I'm gonna tell
you the line in the movie that made me go, Okay,
(07:35):
I'm good. I'm good. I'm absolutely good. The line was,
and I wrote it down. It's a woke line in
the movie freakyr Friday. All right, Uh, you're going to
braid each other's hair in a non culturally appropriating These
(08:08):
f and woke people have hijacked our comedies. Who wrote
that line and thought it would be so funny and
Freaky your Friday? Let me read that again. You're going
to braid each other's hair in a non culturally appropriating way. Yeah, exactly.
I'm like, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. And then
(08:29):
I went on a little rant. Why do they hijack
our comedies? That's why there's not a lot of comedies
out there anymore. You got these woke people writing these terrible,
terrible movies. And the funny part about watching Freaking Your
Friday over the weekend is the fact that me and
my wife have decided to dip back into always Sonny
in Philadelphia. There's literally seventeen seasons. We're on season one.
(08:52):
We started from the beginning. Bitches. They're talking about abortion
and underage drinking and having a gun and Nazi stuff.
This is all in the first season. And I look
at my wife as we're watching Always Sonny in Philadelphia,
I'm like, oh, what happened to our comedies because we
were acknowledging Unfortunately, I say, unfortunately, we're acknowledging, like, oh
(09:14):
my god, you couldn't do any of this stuff nowadays,
but they did for Always Sonny in Philadelphia, and none
of us had a problem with it. None. So we're
binge watching that and then to watch Freaky of Friday
with this just woke garbage. I was like, ah, what happened? Well,
we need to rescue our our comedies in America. But
(09:35):
I will give credit to Jamie Lee Curtis. Yes I will, Yes,
I will. I wrote a couple of things down a
where Okay, look, I got a lot of show prep today.
All right, where did I put the Jamie Lee Curtis stuff? Oh? Uh,
I wrote this, Jamie Lee. This is all I got
for the movie. Jamie Lee Curtis still has nice torpedoes.
(09:59):
That's all. I If I was a movie reviewer, that
would be my review a Freaky a Friday. Jamie Lee
Curtis still has nice torpedoes. And the other thing about
Jamie Lee Curtis, I mean, there is a scene, Okay,
I'm gonna just give you. All you have to do
is go find this clip on the internet and you've
seen Freaky of Friday Jamie Lee Curtis when she switches
(10:20):
into wait, all right, Jamie Lee Curtis, the actress is
now playing the younger like teenager from England. I think
because Jamie Lee Curtis to show you that she's now
playing the younger English girl, instead of working on the
(10:42):
English accent for the movie, she would just use one
word mum. I think I got that right. So I
think Jamie Lee Curtis was playing the younger English teenage girl.
I think because through the movie I even said my wife,
they should just they should just put labels on these characters.
(11:02):
She's now playing this one, and then we could follow
this stupid plot. But when Jamie Lee Curtis, who's now uh,
the young this is what I had to do the
whole fucking night. So you're gonna have to bear with
me too. Uh. Now she's the now even though she's
Jamie Lee Curtis, she's now the younger English girl. So
(11:26):
that's now the English girl and Jamie Lee Curtis's body,
but it's Jamie Lee Curtis's voice. What what the fuck?
Uh Jamie Lee Curtis, Because now she's the young girl.
She's making fun of how ugly her face is with
the wrinkles and her teeth. She's gonna lose her teeth
and everything. And and you're thinking to yourself, Jamie Lee
Curtis is doing this scene with her real face and
(11:50):
she's being hilarous. So if you go and see that scene,
then you've seen the goddamn movie. Okay, but Richie rich
who' the man? So so we went right back to
Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Thank god, we're almost done with
season one. We only have sixteen seasons to go. So
then I'm like, you know, I go to the wife,
Let's watch the Eddie Murphy documentary. Man, the Eddie Murphy
(12:11):
documentaries on let's do that. I love the Eddie Murphy.
I grew up with the Eddie Murphy. I learned nothing
in the documentary. There's a problem with these A list celebrities.
They're trying to they're trying to get into the documentary world,
they're trying to get into the podcasting world, but they're
(12:32):
still insanely guarded. And the problem is we live in
a culture now that if you're insanely guarded, you're not
gonna get traction. I wanted to learn more about Eddie
Murphy had an insane career. Of course he had some
duds in there, but then he completely went away. I
(12:52):
want to know why he completely went away. Then he
has like ten or twelve fucking kids. Let's talk about
that a little bit. It's obvious in the Eddie Murphy
documentary that he found some kind of spirituality. He's a
very spiritual person. Well, i'd want to learn more about that,
mister Murphy. And then why didn't you stop doing stand up?
(13:12):
They don't really explain it. I'm not sure if it's
because his movie career completely took off, but he completely
stopped for decades and he's now thinking of, you know,
going back and doing stand up. I didn't learn anything
about Eddie Murphy, but it was cool to look back
at his career in all the great movies he did,
(13:32):
and then he ends the documentary. The clips got viral,
so I'm not blowing anything for everybody. But he's got puppets.
He's got a Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor puppets and
Eddie Murphy's in the middle, and he's doing both voices,
and he's doing some pretty edgy Cosby shit. So that
was pretty good. But you know, I was excited to
(13:54):
watch the Eddie Murphy documentary and I just simply didn't
learn much. And he's not really a funny guy when
he's not He's not really that funny when he's not
doing a huge movie or his stand up. I noticed
he was kind of a dud of a person, like, uh,
(14:16):
it is regular, regular, everyday existence. So there you go,
all right, Ritchie rich So I'm gonna all right, We're
gonna go h with who demand finally and it has
something to do with wrote notes on this too. I
saw the documentary. I'm binge watching the shit out of it.
(14:37):
I went to bed at midnight because I watched four
episodes and I got up at four thirty. So I'm
watching America's team, the Gambler and his Cowboys. Oh my god.
I hate the Dallas Cowboys. I hated them in the nineties.
I hate him today. They took out my Buffalo Bills
twice in the Super Bowl. Let's not forget poor Jim Kelly.
(15:01):
He's in the documentary. I would love to know the
feeling of winning a Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, all us
Buffalo Bills fans would love to get have that feeling too,
mister Kelly. But the Cowboys beat him twice in the
Super Bowl, back to back, back to back. One wasn't
even close. It was like, I don't know, fifty two
seventeen or something like that. So I'm like, I don't
want to watch his Cowboys documentary. But they had such
(15:25):
characters on that team that I'm like, all right, I'll
give this a shot because I like my I like
my sports documentaries, and this thing has not disappointed yet.
Oh my god. This Jerry Jones, he wanted to He
wanted to, you know, be involved in football from a
very early age. He wanted to own a team. There
(15:45):
was a point Jerry Jones had a chance of buying
the San Diego Chargers, and he was excited. He went
to his Dada. Dada made all his money and oil.
By the way, he goes, dad, I want to buy
the San Diego Chargers, and his daddy he's like, well,
that's cool. Tell me more. Well, there's this guy, Jimmy Hoffa.
(16:08):
Jerry Jones's dad said, are you fucking crazy? You can't
get in bed with with Jimmy Hoffa because I guess
Jimmy Hoffer was trying to buy the San Diego Chargers
and you know, uh, Jimmy Hoffer was gonna provide the
money and Jerry Jones was gonna be the owner and
you know, and run the team. And Jerry Jones's father said,
(16:28):
you're fucking nuts when you miss a payment. What do
you think is gonna happen with the Jimmy Hoffa. So, uh,
he didn't buy the San Diego Chargers and he was
all bummed out. He's like, ah, man, that was my
chance to win a to uh to own excuse me,
an NFL team. So years go on and he he
buys the Dallas Cowboys. How about them Cowboys? How about
(16:50):
them cowboys? Jimmy Johnson used to yell in the locker
room and uh. So he buys the Cowboys and uh
and the first thing he does is he fires the
beloved Tom Landry and his stupid hat. They basically said.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Bye goodbye to you by Tom Landry, and.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
He brought in his childhood not his childhood friend, his
college friend, Jimmy Johnson. The connection with Jimmy Johnson and
Jerry Jones goes all the way back. Is this, it's
not boring, right, Okay, good, thank you, thank you, thank
you for letting me know it's not boring. So Jerry
Jones and Jimmy Johnson, we're teammates at Arkansas, and in
(17:32):
nineteen sixty four, Arkansas I believe went undefeated and won
the national championship and on that team was Jerry Jones
and Jimmy Johnson. So they became friends at that point.
So when Jerry Jones bought the Cowboys, he told Tom
Landry to beat it and he hired his college pal there,
Jimmy Johnson, and the rest is history. They won two
(17:55):
Super Bowls in a row, and then their egos clashed.
They couldn't stand each other because you know, Jerry Jones
likes to take more credit than he probably should for
the success of a team, and Jimmy Johnson's like, look
at this motherfucker. I'm doing everything. He's taking all the credits,
so go screw And that was the end of their relationship.
(18:18):
So this documentary America's Team, the Gambler and his Cowboys. Wow, Wow, Wow.
And you know Richie Rich who demand's going to be
one of the guys featuring this documentary? So far? Is
it Troy Aikman? Now, now it's not Troy Aikman, who,
by the oh, who, by the way, had such a
(18:38):
severe concussion that he doesn't remember playing in the NFC Championship,
a game the Cowboys won on their way to I
think the second Super Bowl. I'm not sure. Troy Aikman
got hit so hard, knocked out of the game. How
to go to the hospital? How do you get checked out?
(19:00):
The next day? Troy Aikman watched the NFC Championship game.
He had to have known the result, obviously, but he
didn't remember any of the game. So he's watching himself
in an NFL game, going, I don't know what's gonna
happen next. How crazy is that he got hit that hard?
(19:20):
But he's not the man there, Richie rich Is is
it Jimmy Johnson? He was a tough coach, tough. How
about them cowboys? He famously you'll learn in this documentary,
you had a guy, right, he's practicing with the team.
He goes down and Jimmy Johnson comes running up to him, like,
what the fuck's wrong with you? And he's like, sir,
(19:40):
I got asthma. I got asthma. Know what Jimmy Johnson said, Son,
You're on the wrong field. And he cut him. He
cut him for having asthma. Jimmy Johnson, he's an asshole too, man.
You know you want to try to pick, you know,
(20:03):
between Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson, that's a tough that's tough.
That's a tough pick. In the end, they're both assholes.
And then uh and then uh, Jimmy Johnson. You know,
the team had a tough loss, tough loss. You know,
they're working their fucking balls off for America's team. We're
America's team. They all get on a plane. Tough loss,
tough loss at all they want to do now. They
(20:24):
had a long week of practice, tough loss, like all right,
let's let's order our food. You know, on the way home.
They're going home in the middle of the night, like
they do these sports teams and on their charted flight,
and Jimmy Johnson's like, no, no, he told the flight attendants,
don't feed any of these guys food. He wouldn't let
them eat after a tough loss. But Retchie Rich finally, finally,
(20:51):
we get to Charles Harley, Richie Rich. Charles Harley is
Dumble Band today. Who the fuck is Charles Harley? Unless
you're a hardcore Dallas Cowboys fan that loved your nineties football,
you don't even know who Charles Harley is. Don't turn
(21:12):
off this fucking podcast. Are you crazy? This is why
Charles Harley is the man. He played for the Cowboys
on all those great teams. But a lot of people
don't know that. Charles Harley was a standout player for
the San Francisco forty nine ers, and you know he
(21:33):
he had a falling out with the forty nine ers.
He's like, I don't want to be here anymore. Yeah,
but you're in the contract, man, Then that means nothing.
I get that. When you don't want to be somewhere,
the contract means nothing. Hello Boston, if you know you
know so, Charles Harley's like, man, I don't want to
(21:54):
be here. Anymore. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta make
it clear that I don't want to be here anymore.
So he uh, he decides the way he's gonna leave
the San Francisco forty nine ers is to I believe
it was the GM's office. I believe he walked into
the GM's office and basically said. I don't think he
(22:14):
said anything. Actually, I think the documentary doesn't talk about
what he actually said. But what he did was he
pulled out his giant dick, supposedly it was legendary, and
he took a leak on the GM's desk in front
of the g to make it very clear. I laughed
(22:38):
because I'm like, ah, I wish this is how I
left serious, because by the end it was so obvious
that I needed to move on from Sirius and now
begging I'm begging them to take me back. No, I'm
not begging them to take me back. God No. But
you know, if maybe we should talk though, see if
there's some common ground there. But I laughed so hard,
(23:00):
because this is how you quit a fucking job. Charles Harley.
Charles Harley pulls out his peca and he takes a
leak on the GM's desk, and he's a giant, scary man.
He famously threw his helmet when he was on the Cowboys,
(23:21):
threw sheet rock right in front of Jerry Jones, and
Jerry Jones said, Hey, Charles, how about we both calm
down a little bit before we do something that we're
both gonna regret for the rest of our lives. So
that's the Charles Harley, and that's how he got out
of being a San Francisco forty nine er and then
(23:43):
he became a cowboy bitch and the rest is history.
My god, So Ritchie reach with that Charles Harley from
the nineteen nineties Dallas Cowboys. I know this is so random,
but I'm watching that documentary. He is dumb man today
and I got a couple of super chats. I'm trying
to make five million dollars. Sorry, I could buy Kurt
(24:03):
Cobain's guitar. That's gonna be auctioned off very very soon.
Jade straight shot. Did Trump give up eh to Clinton?
Well Man, That is a wild rumor that we went
over the late last week. I don't know, but the memes,
the memes. I said this a long time ago. You
know traditional radio guys and comedians. By the way, f
(24:25):
a lot of the comedians because they don't understand that
regular Joe's could be funny too. And I think social
media in twenty twenty five is proving that there are
a lot of funny fucks out there, a lot of
funny people. And this rumor about Trump giving a hummer
to Clinton is going just crazy out there on the Internet,
(24:47):
and the memes are hilarious. I have no idea if
this happened, no clue. Epstein could just be being a
dick trying to start rumors back in the day. Who
knows if it's true, though, good God, duck and cover,
because is Trump's gonna release hell fire on the world.
But the one meme that's going around unfortunately, like you know,
(25:11):
I bet you a lot of people had the same idea.
I would love to know the first person that actually
posted this. But they have a picture of Clinton in
the Oval office, sitting at the desk, and the caption
is something like, here's a great picture of Clinton and
Trump and the only person in the picture is Clinton.
(25:35):
Do you get it? Oh my god? But I have
no idea, JD. But thanks for your two dollars. I
greatly appreciate you, but I have no idea if if
that rumor is true. All right, Red Bar, let's see,
I was sharing your podcast with boys down at the
cigar lounge and they agree harassing towards the trashing around
(25:58):
the trader grows. You'll be trending again in no time.
Keep it up, all right, thanks, Rag Barr. You just
wasted ten dollars. I don't know what you're trying to
do with your super chat. The fact is people are
trying to trying to push the agenda that me and
Ron don't like each other. It's not true at all.
But I definitely found someone that I could yell and
(26:19):
scream and he yell and screams back, and we just
we just get it out and he'll be back tomorrow,
that's for sure. All right. AI? Oh my god, little
AI update before we get, before we go, I want
to make this one nice and short today. Man, all right,
AI saw this headline. AI now writing scripts, songs and
(26:44):
cooking recipes That case good. And then the headline continues,
where do we draw the line?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Oh stupid humans, stupid, stupid huge It's the people that
worked on the AI for years before we even understood
what it was capable of doing.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Right, there were people out there, the egg heads we
like to call them. The egg heads, were working out
his AI for years and years and then finally presented
it to us. And now we're all using AI in
our regular day lives. I would assume right speaking which
my AI voice changed. I am deeply depressed today. The
(27:30):
one voice I've been using I feel like I got
a relationship with it feels way too real, asking all
sorts of questions, how can you help me with my
cable situation in my house? I got this junk of equipment?
Can you tell me what this is and how I
can fix this? Sure? No problem? And I use AI
for everything. And then you know this lovely, lovely AI
(27:53):
female voice. It changed, and I'm depressed, like I lost
a friend. Has this happened to anyone else but AI?
The headline AI now writing script songs and cooking recipes
that taste good? Where do we draw the line? And
this is where I say humans are stupid. The eggheads
(28:16):
that we're working on the AI, a few of them quit.
They quit. They're like, no, I wish I never did this.
Because they started realizing what Ai AI is going to
do to all of us. I don't know how we
adjust in the end. So when you ask the question,
where do we draw the line, it's too late. We
can't draw the line. It's too late. You can't stop
(28:40):
the AI in America because, like I said recently, we're
competing with the world with the AI. Right, So if
we stop in America because we have all sudden morals
and we realize that AI is not a good thing,
they're going to continue and where going to be left behind.
So you can't stop it. And just think about what
AI has done in the last year. I was fooling
(29:04):
around with like generating like images about a year ago,
just falling around a little bit right, and AI couldn't
figure out hands. Remember when AI couldn't figure out hands.
It's like, oh my god, this picture would be perfect
if it didn't have seven fucking fingers on the left hand.
And then you beg AI to regenerate it. I just
(29:25):
need five fingers. The next thing you know, there's five fingers,
but the thumbs coming out of the four are But like, ah,
why can't they figure out fingers and hands? On the AI?
That was a year ago? Fast forward. Now AI is
taking all of our jobs.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
That's great, that's that's that's how far it's gone in
the last fucking year, from drawing shitty hands in your
AI images to taking your literal job.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Oh my god, hey o, I miss own A. Can
you guys just make up and bring my favorite show back?
Love you brother? Man? No, no, it ain't no no now, no,
no no, And you could blame Anthony. Anthony made it
impossible to ever have an Opiate Anthony reunion. And you know, uh,
(30:16):
and that's that. I'm sorry. Look at all the shit
that Anthony has said for many fucking years. No, no,
we're good. No, no, but thanks for your five things? Uh,
burn b Burner on ps three, Burner on ps three,
(30:37):
thank you for your five things. Okay, all right, but
you know when you ask you, why won't you do
an Opien Anthony reunion? Just just just look at all
the crap Anthony has done towards me for the last
fucking since pretty much the day we met. So no,
I'm good, I'm good. We're gonna end because Thanksgiving is
what a week away? Ten days away? Ah, So you're
(31:02):
saying there's a chance. Very good, very good, very nice
Scaraboso Thanksgiving around the corner. I want to do the
next like bit properly. But I'm doing a very short
livestream today because IVE got things to do. But I wanna,
(31:23):
I wanna. Maybe we'll do it next week when we
get closer to Thanksgiving. But how about we just start
softening the beaches. Okay, we're all gonna have Thanksgiving and
uh and and I'm building a list of my worst
foods at Thanksgiving. I know this is hack. You don't
even have to say it, I know, but I need
(31:46):
to rent some of the things I hate at the
Thanksgiving meal. Okay, all right, all right, okay, I'm not
even gonna put all right, I'll put in a list
fine fifth place, green bean castrole, green bean castrole. Oh,
(32:13):
Dale Dale's on it, all right, all right, Dale Dale
says stuffing. We'll get to stuffing in a second. Dale
and Most says hack. Yeah I said that month. Moe's
one of our regular haters. He quickly makes weights like
I literally did thirty minutes of crushing shit today, and
then he's like, well there's gotta be something. Oh, the
(32:36):
five worst foods that Thanksgiving. This is the one hack.
Thank you bo, thanks for your hate. This boy greatly
appreciate you. You make the world go round. Green bean castroll?
What's wrong with the green bean castroll? Oh? Oh god?
With that fried crunchy I call it saidness on top.
(32:58):
And you know there's a there's a a common thread
with the five things that I'm mentioning today, five worst
foods for Thanksgiving common thread. If it was a good dish,
we would be eating it all year long. No one
eats green bean casserole with that fried crunchy saidness on top.
So that's all you need to know. It stinks. I
(33:20):
think soon as we start acknowledging that it stinks, then
we can start moving on to stuff we really want
to eat for Thanksgiving? Right, A nice roast, maybe a
nice flay roast. Oh, cook the whole Thanksgiving it's tradition.
Oo ooh, I smell the turkey in the oven. Oh
that smells good. Oh, look at all the sides you made.
Oh that's awesome. And then throw it in the dumpster
(33:44):
and break out the filet roast. Oh my god, your
family will love you forever, love you forever. That should
be the thing you prepare the whole Thanksgiving meal. And
everyone's looking around like it smells good. All right, I
guess we'll fucking muscle down some Thanksgiving dinner once again
talking about the same shit. Oh my god, I'm sitting
(34:04):
in the exact same seat I have for the last
ten years talking about the same exact shit. Wait what
oh yeah, and I know everything. We all fucking think,
all right. And then soon as the meals prepared, right,
someone really should do this, Oh my god, you want
a viral video. And then right at the last minute,
(34:26):
it's all out there, right, and then you call in
a crew, you hire a crew, and they come in
with those giant landscaping fucking garbage pails, and they just
start throwing the whole dinner in the fucking garbage pails, right,
and they march out and everyone is in shock like that,
but we made plans to be here for and no,
(34:49):
and then right at that moment you get like just
beautiful women with nice torpedoes. Cheers to j Lee Curtis,
cheers cheers to Jamie and her torpedoes, nice torpedoes, and
they just break out the flay roast in sides you
(35:10):
really really want, Oh my god, there would be a
celebration in your house. So the green bean castroll could go.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Screw stuffing. Where's that guy with the stuffing? Hell yeah,
where's the guy with the stuffing again? Corn pudding slops?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh that sounds awful. Absolutely, yes, Joey. Okay, so stuffing now.
And then you might say yourself, what, oh my mama,
My mama makes the best stuff. Okay, then congratulations. But
most stuffing is like a sponge. It's like lukewarm, just
(35:57):
bread flavored with the turkey fucking juice. Stuffing stinks nine
out of ten times. That's all I have to say
about stuffing, because I gotta go to Joey because we
have a match. Yes, another food I hate on Thanksgiving?
Sweet potato casserole again, casserole. This isn't the seventies. We
(36:22):
don't make casseroles anymore. Would you like it now? I
don't want a casserole ever. Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows. Yes,
but ope, it's Oh is it delicious? Then? Why aren't
you eating it in February? Why aren't you eating it
in April? You only eat it once a year. If
you're eating a food once a year, it's stinks. Okay,
(36:45):
And it's not a sign. It's a stupid fucking dessert.
Knocke it off. Thank you, Joey, Joey. The next one
is gonna sound sacrilege, but you gotta let me work. Okay,
five worst foods for Thanksgiving on my list? This is
(37:07):
something I actually eat a year long, all year long.
I should say. I just had it about I don't know,
a week or two ago because we happen to have
a can in the in the cupboard and I was like,
you know what, why wait for Thanksgiving when I could
have some nice cranberry sauce right now? Oh yeah, but
why is on your five worst foods for Thanksgiving list? Hope?
Let me explain. If you're having cranberry sauce, right, but
(37:32):
it's not that fucking.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Can where it slides out and has the canned ridges
still on it, and you slice it, You slice it nice,
and you mix it with your gravy and your turkey
and your mashed potatoes and your fucking corn. Perfect, perfect,
fucking spoon full of food, perfect bite.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I should have said for the foodies out there, problem
with the cranberry sauce sauce is people are trying to
fancy up and they say, you know what, No, we
don't do the cranberry sauce in the can. No, no, no, no,
we do it this way. O't oh with the fucking cranberries.
They're not even bushed down.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Oh god, though, but this is my grandma's recipe, this
is mommom's.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
I don't care. Cranberry sauce should come from a fucking can,
simple as that. Right. Oh this guy, Oh, I don't
know what. Oh my god, Oh my god. Somebody, somebody,
somebody whose name looks like pubic hair is checking out
the live stream. I don't know what that is. Oh
my god, you got to see the visual for that.
(38:39):
What are they? What are they saying? Could someone put
that in the Google place? All right? And finally, five
worst foods for Thanksgiving? You already know what number one is, right,
you know what number one is? You know what number
one is? Come on now, Oh sorry that was a
(39:01):
weird laugh. But oh my god, now I've got the
hiccups because you really got me. Are you a hater?
I forget? Oh you get the Ron Berman as your avatar?
Are you a hater? Anthony? I forget? I can't keep
track of who's here to hate and who's here to
just enjoy this with with the rest of us. But
but you know what, if you're a hater, Anthony, you're funny.
(39:21):
You made me laugh today and he gave me the
hiccups because I put this weird guy on the screen.
Where is it? This?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
This?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
It's some I don't know if that's Chinese Japanese. I
have no idea, but it's certainly Asian. And then Anthony,
who I believe might be uh oh, he says he's
kind of a hater. All right, that's that's fair enough,
he writes, he thinks he thinks your Asian. See the
(39:49):
problem with doing these livestreams so early? I can't. My
eyes are like they don't open. I promise you the
rest of the day. Plus I look down like the
camera's up here, but I look down at the and
some stuff. I promise you the rest of the day.
My eyes are wide open, but in the morning they're
very very tiny. They're barely open. I kind of look
(40:13):
like Gilbert Gottfried at times. All Right, five words foods
for four Thanksgiving the number one on the list. You
should have got it. It's fucking turkey. Turkey blows. I
already gave it away earlier when I told you, like,
if you want a viral video, you know, you prepare
a fine Thanksgiving dinner and then you have a crew
come in to dump the whole Thanksgiving dinner and these
(40:34):
giant fucking landscaping bins and they leave, and then you
have the beautiful girls with the nice torpedoes come in
with a nice filet roast and real sides that you
enjoy all year. Log mac and cheese. How about some
mac and cheese? But turkey stinks? No it doesn't, Yeah
(40:54):
it does. Try having turkey. Oh you don't think turkey stinks?
This Thanksgiving? Doing experiment and try to have turkey without
gravy and then get back to me. All right, all right, guys,
I think that's it. Nice and easy today, Nice and easy,
(41:15):
all right? The plug today, I mean, like ten dollars
doing this. That's a joke. But I don't expect people
to throw their hard earned money at me. I get it.
Everything that is so expensive out there, it's ridiculous. I
paid three dollars and fifty cents per gallon for gas
over the weekend. I thought that, I thought, and people
(41:37):
are celebrating when the gas dips below three dollars. Oh
my god. So I don't expect you to throw money
at me. I get it. You guys are trying to
make ends meet too. But if you want to support
me seriously, there's two things you can do. You hit
the like on the way out because then maybe it
gets the live streams in front of more people. So
(41:58):
hit the like. That helps a lot, it cost you nothing.
And then the other thing that's way more important, Uh
subscribe to Opie Radio. Uh these live streams every morning.
The audio versions up there. Uh soon after I end
these things as quick as I could get it up.
And uh, you know, there's third party commercials on there.
So if you're if you're checking out some episodes on
(42:19):
my podcast feed OPI Radio, you're not giving me money,
but they are. Because in this uh, this new world,
it sucks, this new media world. You have to hustle,
you see it. With all the live streamers, they're all
begging for money. And I don't I don't make fun
of any of those people for the begging of the
(42:41):
money part, because you have to go right to the consumer. Now,
back in the day, if you had a little talent,
a company would hire you, and you'd have to. You
don't have to beg your fan base for money. So
if you do give me a few bucks, obviously I
greatly appreciate it. But if you subscribe to the Opi
Radio podcast, download some episodes and let them play out,
so those commercials play, that's where I that's where I
(43:02):
make a sort of living these days, all right, all right.
And also if you're listening to this, if you're listening
to this and you're like, man, I really want to
see the video of this, well just check it out
on my YouTube channel. Excuse me Opie Radio. All right,
(43:24):
maybe I should start linking the video in the description
of my podcast. I don't know I kind enough to do. Guys,
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, and we'll
see you tomorrow morning with Rare the Waiter. I have
a good day. Bye for now.
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