Unplugging Disney's Four-Park Dash, Snack Fueled Antics, and Lightning Lane Laughs

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
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You're listening to orlando,unplugged, celebrating life in
living color with dustin andashley.
Grab a cocktail or a mocktailand let's get unplugged, orlando
no, I was saying I wanted tomake iced coffee before we got

(00:35):
started and I forgot to.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
That sounds really good.
I had one today at work.
It was a caramel mocha icedcoffee.
So it was caramel and chocolate.
That's disgusting.
It was delicious, was itStarbucks mocha?
No, oh, caramel and chocolate.
That's disgusting.
It was delicious, was it?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
starbucks mocha no oh then, okay, it wasn't
disgusting no, starbucks mochais disgusting.
No, I don't disagree with youon that, it's gross uh, a huge
bag of this chocolate powderedstuff mixed with two quarts of
boiling hot water.
That's all.
That's all.
The mocha is at starbucks.
That's disgusting, do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
what wasn't disgusting, what our starbucks
we had at animal kingdom thatwas really good, that was so
good animal kingdom starbuckslately has been like on top of
their game.
I don't know like about otherstarbucks's at the other disney
parks, but at crete what is it?
Creature comforts or whatever.
Is that what it's called?
I think so that that that'syour responsibility, not mine
that shit slaps.

(01:22):
I don't, I don't know that, Idon't know the food and beverage
stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm sorry that stuff slaps, but today, today, yeah,
what are we drinking today?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
So I went to Aldi today to get a few things and I
saw they had a hard seltzer fromVista Bay.
Ooh, it only has 100 calories,2 grams of carbs.
It's gluten-free, 5% alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
And it says all natural flavors.
Which one do you have?
I have the lemon, I got thetangerine and she not be
tangerine and the lemon's notbad.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
It tastes like a it it tastes like a?
Um carbonated water with lemon,like it's just all it tastes
like to me that'll mess you up,which I usually don't like
carbonated water I lovecarbonated water this doesn't
taste bad.
I didn't get id'd for them no,no way.
Just walked straight up to theregister, just did the whole
transaction cashed out.
So good job.
Aldi's in Florida.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Proud of you guys.
Welcome to it, you're the worst.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Is it because did she not card me?
Because I have like three graybeards in my hair now.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I think it's just because three gray beards in my
hair three gray hairs in mybeard three gray beards in the
hair and ladies and gentlemen.
That's why you didn't getcarded, because you can't even
speak.
So they know you're old enoughI mean, hey, where the oh?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
here it is words are hard.
Today they are I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I'm trying to wait to plug the ipad in because it's
only at 13 rip so I'm like Ican't do our transition music
without it well, before we getinto that, I do want to say hey,
we're so sorry that we didn'tcome out on monday oh yeah yeah,
we're sorry, life got no, Icame out a long time ago, okay I

(02:59):
was waiting for you to wait forit, for you to wait for it,
wait for it.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I had to hold the ipad to the microphone.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I was waiting for it.
I like held my breath.
I was like, oh, this man goessay something about coming out
of a closet you're welcome thankyou so much, but yeah, no,
we're sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Life got in the way, life got messy, life got sticky
and icky, so, um, yeah chancesare next week's episode will
possibly come out a little latejust because we're filming this
on and icky.
So, um, yeah, chances are nextweek's episode will possibly
come out a little late justbecause we're filming this on
and we have so many peoplecoming to our house this weekend
well, I gotta work, girl likewell, no, that, that, no, I'm
only off friday.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's the only day I'm off oh, and we and I have a
party on friday.
My best friend and hergirlfriend are coming into town,
so we have that.
My favorite person in the wholeplanet is here hi kevin um, so
we have that, and then a wholebunch of people are coming over
to our house in two days and Ihave to work the whole weekend

(03:59):
you also have to work on fridayand saturday and sunday and
monday and tuesday and wednesdayand thursday and friday and
saturday and I have no idea whenmy next day off yep

Speaker 1 (04:08):
yep, but that's the hotel life you know I took
saturday off because I was like,oh, we're gonna have a pool
party, I'm gonna get drunk.
And then I was like I'm gonnatake saturday off.
And then I was like I needmoney.
But it's really nice because Ipicked up a job at my second the
part part-time job instead ofthe full-time job, but it's a
full, like eight-hour shift thatday.
So I'm like I'll take it.

(04:31):
The part-time job's more fun.
I like it.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I need one of those.
I want one of those.
I want like a part-time littlebartending gig.
Do it, I'm thinking about it.
I know a you up, really.
Yeah, her name's mercy, and shelives in east tennessee, hey,
mercadoo, so you might have, youmight have to move, but I could
do that just like part-time flyup and down back and forth.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Can you imagine all the airplane airline tickets?
I was just saying, yeah, that'dbe a very expensive, very
expensive.
Let's see if this makes noiseit definitely took away some
noise.
It made a little noise, but Idon't know if anyone else is
gonna hear it.
Um well, do you have any likeupdates on anything?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I've got an update on the madeline soto case hit me
um, the man that was accused of,um, well, he had videos and
pornographic like uh textmessages and photos and videos
of her and then everybodythought that he did it.
Guess what.
He got charged for it becausehe did it.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
So Well, he is innocent until proven guilty in
a court of law?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, he's not.
Yes, he is.
No, he's not.
That means he's straight upguilty.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't care what you say, girl, you're going to make
Kendall Rae turn over in herpodcast studio.
Listen, kendall, that he cameamerica and killed her.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, I don't care, not this one, the other ones, yeah
like absolutely guiltyinterproposal otherwise yeah,
everything, everything pointstowards it, but this one.
No, I'm sorry, but you do beguilty and we know what.
I really kind of wish you wentout the same way that you did.
I'm I'm real concerned, though,because it took them so long to
get something on him to arresthim, um, that I hope they have

(06:06):
enough stuff for it to be ableto be carried through all the
way, because you know how theamerican judicial system is well
I think that's why it took solong for them to actually
finally make an arrest on him,because of the fact that they
were trying to gain as muchevidence as they could before,
um, they went ahead and arrestedhim so that they that way, they
don't have to worry about anyof that they can be like, yeah,

(06:27):
no, straight up, um you guilty,you arrested, enjoy jail,
bye-bye.
So yeah, that's my update onthat.
That was pretty cool.
Um, oh, hey, I got a universalupdate for you.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Why did you do that?
I don't know what the fuck thisthing tries to connect to my
cell phone all the time and itjust cut off our microphones to
try to connect to my phonethat's so cool.
So we just said all of thatshit without anything being
recorded no, it got up until yousaid I have something to tell
you about universal oh cool okay, keep talking.

(07:03):
Sorry guys, the microphone shutoff for a minute.
What did you have to say?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
uh, we got an update on universal.
Uh, they closed two stores atcity walk oh yeah, well,
cinnabon was still open theother day when I was there.
No, no, cinnabon's done nowwhen did it close?
Because it was open like twodays ago I think today is the
day like the last day, or it'sfriday is the last day, but it
is done, done oh okay, and thenthey closed up the swimsuit
store.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Swim suit store it's not a swimsuit store, it's a
surfer store what was it called?
Again.
Uh, high tide or something likethat, something like that it
had been there for like what?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
17 years something like that.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
They closed that, so bye-bye nothing, uh, nothing
official from universal as towhat is going there.
Um, yet we can imagine it mayhave something to do with epic
universe or the new ips thatthey have going on, or maybe
it's a new restaurant or a newbar, who knows?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
did you see the halloween horror nights merch,
though?
That got dropped.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, I didn't like it they came out with it in
black, I know I did see that Ilike the black.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I don't like the orange.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Let me know what you guys think yeah, I was trying to
look to see if I could find myreally cool music to play after
our intro, but I couldn't findit, so it is what it is.
Are you ready to talk about oursuper fun day that we had last
week?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I am beyond ready.
You know what's actually now.
Okay, my entire body after ourfire fun 4 Park one day,
challenging trip.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Bruce, you okay.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
What the heck just happened I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I just felt her hit the couch.
What'd she do?
Did the whole thing oh yeah,that blind falls all the time.
I have a ghost and just felther hit the couch.
What'd she do?
Did the whole thing.
Oh yeah, that blind falls allthe time I have a ghost and it
fucked with my blinds.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, hey guys, hi.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
We're here to tell you guys about our Disney
challenge.
It is four parks one day, allof our favorite attractions and
pit stops along the way.
We did it.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
We were ahead of time for a good, good chunk and then
suddenly we were not ahead oftime anymore.
I was really proud of us therefor a second, and then I was
like, oh, and then we got tomagic kingdom and everything,
because I think we died no, Ijust think everything was so
spread out.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
The majority of what we wanted to do was in magic.
Everything was spread out.
Um, we had to go like threedifferent directions.
We also threw in an extra ridewhile we were in magic kingdom
and I think that squandered.
Uh, like what?
that was an hour almost it's 45minutes in line, but um so yeah,
we wanted to do a fun challenge.
We did our staycation atuniversal studios recently, so

(09:57):
we figured that we would dosomething along the disney route
.
Shocker us talking about atheme park yet again here we go
it's our lives.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
That's why we live in orlando um but we decided to do
four parks in one day.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
So we got up at about .
Uh well, we set our alarms for6 15.
The goal was to be out of thehouse at 7.
Per ashley, she wanted to beout of the house at 7 in the
morning.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I wanted to open what time did you get out of bed?
Ashley, I don't know, but wegot there.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
What time did we get to Animal Kingdom Ashley?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
9.30.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
But you know what?
It was honestly okay, though,because we were able to hit the
main things that we wanted to,and we added an additional thing
that we weren't expecting toride, and we were able to get a
snack or a coffee morningbreakfast.
We had that built in, but itwasn't anywhere near as busy, as
I was expecting it to be, so Ithink that was kind of nice then
.
We were able to get in and getout and then head to the next

(10:51):
park yeah, so we went tocreature comforts which is
starbucks are you all right?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
yeah, you got hard seltzer coming for you and a
little burpy um, but we went tocreature comforts.
I got you know my go-topeppermint white mocha with oat
milk and no whipped creamthere's such a basic white girl.
It's delicious I love mint inin coffee drinks.
It's just I like it and I likethe white mocha because I don't

(11:18):
like the mocha.
We've had this conversation.
What'd you get?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I get my usual, which is my brown sugar shake and
espresso with oat milk and sweetcream.
Coleslaw on top.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
And then we both got the bacon and Gouda breakfast
sandwich.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yes, and I was so excited that they do it without
meat, so that was super cool.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Well, I mean, the bacon was on the sandwich, they
just took it off.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, listen, I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
In my head no, they removed the bacon for me and all
its calorie and malfunctioningtaste and yuck.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
You know what I bought at the store today.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
What did you buy at the store today?
Bacon, ew?
No, I didn't.
I bought a sausage.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Just lies to me.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I just wanted to.
You just lied to me.
Is that what our friendship is?
I almost bought bacon.
I almost bought bacon.
I do nice things for you andyou lied to me.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I wanted to buy the bacon, but I'm making
adventurous casserole.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Uh, for breakfast for the next couple of days.
Uh, it is hash browns, creamcheese, cream of chicken eggs,
and hash browns and sausage canyou, can you make me some?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
but like, can you put a little corner of it without
the sausage?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
no, because it's all you mix, it's all mixed in, and
then can you put like thesausage bits on the one side.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
So then I have, because it's all mixed in.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
okay, then you throw it in.
Can you put like the sausagebits on the one side?
So then I have like a little no, because it's all mixed in.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, then can you make me some without the sausage
.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Maybe one day that wow rude, not like tonight.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Do you know what I really wanted to do though?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
What.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I really wanted to throw you out of the water, out
of the boat, into the water onthe Navi River.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Me this dish without sausage you knew all the way
back then yep I did so.
Hey, let's talk about that ridethat we threw in that we didn't
plan on doing an animal.
Okay, so, first off, what were,what was the original plan when
we got to animal the?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
original plan was just to do expedition everest
and dinosaur, because anddinosaur has been announced that
is closing.
So the plan was to try to dothat as a potential last ride,
because we don't know when it'sgoing to close.
And then we were going to dostarbucks.
Those are the three things.
That was it.
Coffee, dinosaur expedition,everest, that's it.
And then we're like, all right,cool, checked off, because I
really don't feel like I have todo anything.

(13:13):
I mean, pandora is good, don'tget me wrong, but it's not like
a must do for me anymore becauseI've done it so many times I
did fly to passage one time andI was done we did it I like it.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's pretty.
The first time I wrote it itwas amazing, but I hate the
vibrations um I don't like thebreathing the leg, the breathing
is fine for the bansheebreathing is fine.
For me, it's the.
It's the vibrations that Idon't like I don't like it but
anywho, we didn't ride that oneum, but I did want to ride the
navi river journey because I'donly ever ridden it once before,
um, and it was how long ago.

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It wasn't a super long wait atthat time.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't know, I think it was only like 30 minutes,
right?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I think so yeah, so, and I wanted to see.
I cannot think of thecharacter's name, but it's like-
.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
It's like the mother, yeah, like the mother of the
tribe.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
The avatar mother.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
She, they have an animatronic of her.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I don't remember this .
It is the most uh well, it'snot well her chant, I don't
remember her chant.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
It was when the ride opened.
It was the most advancedanimatronic that disney had ever
had proud of you and when Iwrote it, uh, back in covid
times, the show was operating orthe the ride was operating in b
mode, so they lowered heranimatronic down below and
projected it on a backdrop.
So it was like a scrim thatthey were just projecting it on

(14:31):
and it's not.
It wasn't as cool, but but thenyou got to do it I got to do it
and it was in a mode and I gotto see her and it was the most
coolest thing and I love thatit's been years and she's still
super like fluid and it looksgood she's cute she's a nice
little rest.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
And then we did Expression Everest.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
We did what.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, dinosaur, we did Dinosaur next.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
No, what did you?
What did you just call it?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Expedition.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Expedition, Expedition.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Everest?
No, we did.
We did Everest first and thenDinosaur, didn't we?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
We closed the park with yes, yeah, so I don't weird
rob, I don't, I don't doeverest dude, I'm not a fan of
that.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Ride your brother's just standing there, just
smiling child.
Okay, his mother didn't likehim enough oh did mom not like
you enough?
Shout out to shan answer thequestion.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Shan, um, I don't really do everest I'm not a huge
fan of everest for the gettingso distracted when, when it
launches, well, when it releasesyou and you go backwards into
the mountain I don't like it.
I don't like that big back,that big circle that you go in
backwards in the pitch blackthat makes me nauseous um every

(15:46):
other part of that ride.
I enjoy that one section I hate.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I don't like it the whole thing I don't like.
I don't like how I see how Isit.
That's uncomfortable for mebecause I feel like the lap bar
really like squeezes me and I'ma big hip, kind of chicky, so
like it like squeezes me in thatseat.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I'm not a fan as my friend in high school would say,
she got them birthing hips Ireally do so, not a fan of that.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
And then, like I also don't like the fact that I go
backwards, I don't like the factthat the yeti sometimes works
and sometimes doesn't work Imean the yeti, don't ever work,
no like, but the last time wewrote it when that's because we
we cascaded, and when thecascade was reset the.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
That scene had already happened.
I don't like, so we just wentthrough the pitch black.
Yeah, we didn't get.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know what else I really don't like is when I'm in
the mountain and I do that likeprojection screen of the yeti.
That's like tearing apart the,the, the track, and then that
brie, like breeze of cold air,conditioned air, comes in and
I'm just like yeti breath, Iknow, but I don't like it.
It makes me uncomfortable andI'm not a fan, so but I would
rather do that over Tower ofTerror, and that's my final

(16:48):
thoughts on that.
But then you made me ride theworst ride at all all of Animal
Kingdom, and I will say it, andour friends will come for me
again and I don't care, but Idespise dinosaur, my dude.
But I was really proud.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I opened my eyes.
How can you despise dinosaur?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
your eyes are never open you don't even know what
the ride looks like.
I've watched enough videos.
It counts you watched one videoI know I watched a lot more
than one.
I just didn't tell you about itokay so being mean um, I'm
interested to see when they'regonna close, but I thought it
was cool for you that you got toexperience that again, because
you don't know when you're goingto be able to do it again.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I know it was great for me this time, because the
last time you made me like holdon to you the whole time and I
was focused on not falling outof the side of the darn Jeep.
And this time you weren't likehold me.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
I'm scared, you're so dramatic.
Except for that president'sworld, but like president's
world, whatever it's called likeall of president that, but like
I'm pretty sure you'd feed meto one of these things you'd be

(17:57):
like here you go, ash.
So sorry, sucks for you faceyour fear I am not excited to
get in an hhn house with you.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
No, I'm not, oh, you will.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Because I'll ignore you to the end of the day,
because I'm gonna be focused onenjoying the house then you know
what you need to do is you needto go without me and then go
again with me.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Oh no, you can just go with someone else.
Oh my God, If I have to holdyour hand through the whole
thing.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yes, you do, every single one.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I will not go with you, then you can go with
someone else.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Worst best friend ever.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Hello, oh, there is someone that there was more
people here, you're shakingthings.
Oh, bring me one back pizza.
Yeah, oh, I thought we weredoing dinner.
Tonight we're doing dinner rapsgoing to city walk.
Okay, you know how rap lovesred oven city walks, love
simpsons right oven city walk.

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Um, then we decided to driveour car to oh wait, zach.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Um ashley said that uh, dinosaur is the worst ride
at animal kingdom and she'sreally glad she never has to
ride it again.
Zach is currently looking for anew roommate, that's okay
that's okay.
We've been looking for a new umproducer since the show started
, so you've been looking for anew host, so I think it's just
gonna be you all, by yourself,doing all the jobs that's what

(19:14):
this would sound like if I did,if I did our podcast alone.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Like if you ever go on a trip and I have to do this
podcast alone, do you know how?
Like chaotic it's just gonna beyou doing asmr just and this
episode is brought to you inpart by dr greg, my therapist
breathe in breathe out.
How's your finger?

(19:39):
I got it off again.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I'm doing great this week guys to go back into what
you were saying.
So we drove our car to animalkingdom yes, we did but we knew
that we were going to end ourday at magic kingdom correct and
we didn't want to have to driveto every single park because
that's gross well, and, andanimal kingdom is far from all
the other three so, and itcloses the earliest out of all
of them.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
So you can't really like leave your vehicle and
animal and go.
Okay, let me pop over to magic.
Yeah, that kind of yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
So I drove my car over to the Ticket and
Transportation Center, which isotherwise known as the Magic
Kingdom parking lot.
From there, we took mypreferred mode of transportation
, the monorail, over to EBCOOT.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
EBCOOT.
I hate that we're calling itEBCOOT, but now I can't stop
calling it EBCOOT.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I have always loved that we called it EBCOOT.
Just, I have always loved thatwe called it Epcot.
Just like it is.
Parattis of the carbon.
Do you know what I?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
really loved about Epcot what that peanut butter
and jelly and crust of all.
That was pretty good.
That was so good that slappedso hard Like I want one of those
right now.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
When we got there the first place, we went to.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
cut closed.
The first place we went to wasSunshine Seasons which is inside
the Land and Sea PavilionCorrect.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
It's right between.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Tower.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Earth and Tower.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Right between Sauron.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Land Pavilion, it's just the Land Pavilion.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, it's just the.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Land.
Zach, is that right?
Are you judging the fact that Ijust said Saur?
I called it.
I went and said I was trying tosay Tower and I don't know why.
I said tower and that came out.
And then I was like it's rightnext to sour, it's soaring, damn
it.
Words today are just notwording for me so we went to

(21:20):
sunshine season.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Is the fast food or the?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
quick service, thank you which is located downstairs.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
This is probably why we pushed, be quiet, we're
pretty, I'm tired and ashley'sjust ashley.
Okay, get us some slack you'rehateful to me um, but anyway,
there's the quick servicerestaurant down in the quick I

(21:48):
don't care, I don't care aboutthe outside people yeah, because
she saw you looking at her.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
This episode is rough .

Speaker 2 (21:56):
It's so bad.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's so chaotic.
So, anywho, we got cuties.
Yes, we bought a pickle andthat was a good crispy.
I love me some Disney pickles.
They good.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I can't wait to take you to Disneyland so you can
have the Disneyland pickle corndog.
That's a whole experience.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
That sounds disgusting.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh, and they have one that's vegan too.
So it's fake meat all shoved inthat pickle, deep fried.
It's great.
Do you know that Disneyland hasa thing where you can be the
first pickle to get a pickle andthey give you a cute little pin
?
I'm not even joking, it'sadorable.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
So in that Uncrustables pack.
It came with carrots and thatsqueezed green apple applesauce.
Ashley has some aversion toapplesauce.
That's in the little packetsthat you squeeze.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
No that I don't have an aversion to applesauce.
I love applesauce, butapplesauce in those packets.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
You just have an aversion to portable applesauce,
correct applesauce.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Correct that I don't need a spoon because I want to
see it.
I want to see what I'mconsuming, not in that package,
like I know your brother gotmacaroni and cheese and lays,
but was it?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
yeah, yeah, potato chips and a powerade yep, go rob
god that wine though.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
And then I found, yeah, they have that's what I
want for dinner peanut butterand jelly and crustable wine,
ramona ramona is the brand.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
It was a blood orange wine um seltzer.
Yeah, it was a seltzer, wasn'tit?
Yeah um produced in italy.
They sell them there in thelamb pavilion.
They are absolutely delicious.
The only thing that was weirdto me was when I bought it um.
The woman was like you have toopen it at the register in front
of me right now which I thoughtwell, I just thought there was.

(23:36):
Why does it matter if I open itor not in front of you because
she's id checking you.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
She has to make sure that you're not going to take it
and leave and go out of thepark with it, okay pop the top,
walk away from her, hand it to arandom person.
I don't understand the poppingof the top.
No, that's fine because she'sdone her job.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I still.
It just seemed kind ofpointless.
You know you wouldn't sayanything.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
You know, you realize .
It's the same concept aswalking away with an open
container at a theme park.
What Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I did walk away with an open container at a theme
park it's the same concept.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
If it's liquor you don't say anything.
If it's liquor, but I can't.
Everybody bitches let it beokay it is how it is because it
is.
Then we got to ride my favoriteride at epcot.
Living with the land so ourlist of what we were actually
supposed to do had three rideson it was spaceship, earth
living with the land, and testtrack, and test track, and and

(24:31):
then there was potential, likeif we wanted to throw something
cute in there too, we could addthat into there.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
But I think we were avoiding ratatouille and frozen
like the plague because thelines be thick no, we were um
boys we were supposed to do um,oh, festival foods, so we going
to go over and we were going tobuy the orange bird slushy drink
that they have.

(24:56):
We didn't do that and then weended up not doing.
We're going to go to Italy andget festival food.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Quaggio famaggio.
But we said hi, we're going tosave our legs on our walking and
decided not to do that.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Well, we started slowing down for some reason
while we were at Epcot, and Ithink it was just because of the
amount of distance that we werehaving to walk.
But so we did that.
We rode Living with the Land,then we went over and we rode on
Test Track.
Ashley, what are you doing?
Stop holding a conversation.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I'm not holding a conversation, I'm ASMR
conversating.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
With your roommate.
Focus, because I'm trying toremember all of this stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I need you.
Okay, I'm here, I'll help you.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
We did living with the land, then we went over to
test track um.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
What was that?
Was that a doorbell?
Yeah, it's my door did you geta ups?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I got a package.
Yeah, I forgot a package, doyou?
Know who that give me mypackage what?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
What is your package?
It's from Shan.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I hope, I really hope it's from Shan.
I think it's from Shan.
Is it for me?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, it's for me.
Oh, what is it?
It's for Zach.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
It's not for Ashley.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh, that's a big box.
What's in the big box?
What is in that really big box?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
So you know all my models on the shelf oh, no, yeah
the company used to make thismodel, called the scorpion model
, was like the first ever.
It's really big and it used tocost six hundred dollars
somebody was selling it for 200oh, and they don't make the
model anymore so you bought it.
I bought another coaster modelhey, there you go my is going to

(26:32):
be covered in these things.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
You're going to need a bigger entertainment center.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I know.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh, valid, valid, Lord Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
How do I know?
I live with theme park nerdsCoaster models.
Coaster models Not near as badas everybody else in my house.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
You're a food and beverage nerd, though.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I am, it's cute.
What are you doing with thatmic?
There you go, I'm putting itback.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
You're struggling to find that hole honey.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, well, I struggle to find a lot of holes.
So there's the tea on that, sis, any hoozles?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
So Test Track.
Let's talk about that for amoment.
So, as we know, test Track it'sbeen announced that it is
closing to be reimagined againRight now.
They have been running thismodel, or this version of Test
Track, for many years.
It is sponsored by Chevrolet.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yes, by Chevy.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
And it's got this futuristic vibe if you haven't
ridden it.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
You go to go in, you get to make your own vehicle and
then you enter into a worldthat to me, is the same as tron,
like it's that same universeI've never done tron yet well,
the movie, I've never seen itokay I can't help you on that
aspect you're in a computersimulated model why are you
yelling at me?
I've written test track dummyI'm saying and I'm describing

(27:48):
would you agree?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
yeah, okay, but if it , works, that's my thing um,
yeah, is there so many timeslately that it has been working.
I mean, even after you make thevehicle it's not working when
you tap your your band and totry to get that to work or try
to get it to upload, that's notalways working okay, so we rhyme
, explain what you justexplained again to people who
don't know what you're talkingabout okay, so if you've ever

(28:12):
done test track, if you have notdone test track, the purpose of
test track is that you createyour own vehicle and they test
your vehicle based on certaincriterias that it has to meet.
So it's like speed, safety,aerodynamics responsiveness
responsiveness and a coupleother ones in there.
So, before it's part of yourpre-show, that part of your

(28:34):
weight is that you create yourvehicle.
You scan your magic band oryour park ticket, um, or your
phone or your watch.
You scan your park ticket andonto the machine.
You create your car.
Pick all your colors.
Ours was pink, in case you'recurious and in case anybody was
the only input ashley wanted togive it was pink and glittery.
No, it had flowers on it becauseit was flower and garden

(28:54):
festival that was happening inedcott, so it was flowers.
It was real cute.
She was adorable anyways.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
So you create the car the boys take it very, very
seriously um no, your brothertakes it very seriously my
contribution was the color Ijust said hey, rob, I want to
also do this today, so I'm notstanding here for three minutes,
because he always designs thecar and I want to design the car
.
Yeah, he always runs out oftime.
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm listening to you so then you.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
So then you go and you get in line.
Thank, you.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Thank you, I'm sorry, I lost my whole train of
thought.
So then you go and you get inline and you're standing in line
and then, before you enter intothe ride vehicle to start your
test, you have to scan yourticket or your magic yet again
to upload your vehicle so thatit syncs you with your ride
vehicle, so it knows whichvehicle you're testing and
here's one thing that I wouldpoint out that I don't like
about that ride is there is atap point for all three seats,

(29:49):
so me, you and you and Rob alltap in Because it's three across
, but only you had the car thatwe created because only one
person per module can do it andyou go as a group.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
So you got the test car that we built and then me
and Rob both got just randomcars that the ride assigned to
us when we tapped in.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yep.
And it sucks, sometimes itworks and sometimes it doesn't,
and I don't like that.
Sometimes it doesn't, sometimesit doesn't, and it did work
this time it did your vehicle.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
So you get in your vehicle, you strap in, you pull
forward to seat belt check.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
They check you a full seat belt.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
You're in a dummy car they check your seat belts and
then you start off onto thecourse and the course you'll go
through like responsiveness, andthen at the end of the
responsiveness test it'ssupposed to show on the screen
your vehicle as well as theother one, two, three, four,
five people.
Oh yeah, the other five people,because there's six total in the
car it's supposed to show atotal of six cars on that screen

(30:47):
in what order they place him,except for it only showed our
car one time, on like the thirdtest, and that was it.
We didn't see the car at theend when we got like the overall
rating and it's supposed torate all the vehicles from best
to worst it didn't show up there.
Um, but you know what did workthe fake wall yeah, that worked.

(31:09):
That was pretty cool and I wassuper excited that that worked,
because it hasn't worked sinceI've ever ridden this version of
test track.
It's never worked for me, onlyin the original test track back
in the 90s when I was a littlekid, and it was reminiscent of
like a car testing facilitywhere they test like uh, airbags
and stuff like that, like it'ssupposed to have been, like that
.
Um, I thought that I wasactually going to slam into a

(31:32):
wall.
I was terrified it's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Uh, then we did rob's food right, no, no.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
And we need to talk about the last thing, about test
track what about the last thing?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
the jerking what jerking when the when it's like
it wants you to slow down ohyeah, like it's been really
jerky recently, we also gotreally backed up.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
We had to wait a while well, no, no, it was the
was.
Was that the launch that we satat?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
no, where was it that we?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
sat somewhere.
Oh, was it at the end that's notthe longest we've ever, oh no,
in the station.
That's right, because it theydispatched, but they were
clearly held up at the seat beltcheck.
So only like two cars left thestation and then our car entered
the station and we pulled up toa gate, but we were the second
car in the sequence, so we hadto go all the way up to the

(32:20):
second gate.
We were at the fourth gate, sowe just kind of sat there for a
while and then everythingfinally moved and and we were
able to unload.
Um, I am personally am reallyexcited to see this version of
test track go away.
It sounds like they're going tomerge the modern technology
with what people loved about theoriginal version of the ride
back in the 90s.
Um, and I think disney hasn'tsaid when the ride is closing,

(32:44):
but it's been on the internetthat disney cast members have
confirmed that they are beingpushed out to other attractions
with the disney company as earlyas is it june or july something
around there june or july.
So we're we're expecting it toclose june or july so we'll see,
uh, what else we do spaceshipearth, my favorite.

(33:05):
Who's the woman, who's thevoice?
Helen mirren.
What else is she in?
Because I know this voice,james bond.
Helen Mirren.
What else?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
is she in?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Because I know this voice James Bond, that's right.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
James Bond.
I think that this will alwaysbe, and I only know that because
I am hot for James Bond.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I think this will always be one of my favorite
attractions.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Really.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
It's just so much fun , so it's an Omnimover
attraction, so it's just likeHaunted Mansion at Magic Kingdom
.
You get into a vehicle, it'sjust a chain of vehicles all the
way around.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
it never stops moving , theoretically it takes you
through the back history of ourworld, and then takes you into
communication, the communicationof the human race.
Correct and then it also showsyou a little bit of future
communication.
No, yeah, well, the video.
That's part of the ride sir.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yes, but the actual ride of going through your
traveling time is it goesthrough just the modern computer
Planet.
Earth.
It takes you all the way up toCalifornia when they create
internet in that guy's garage inCalifornia.
And then you do your descentback to Earth and they flip you

(34:12):
around backwards and they playthis video to keep you occupied,
of a picture with your face onit.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
That doesn't always show up.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, that doesn't always show up and it shows the
future that you created.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
The future's yours.
Or should I say, wait, no,something's like it's like your
future's here, or should I saytomorrow?
I don't know.
I hate this friendship of ours.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I really do you did so good there um, and then we
left we sure did and we took theback way.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
So the back way for me.
Oh my god, what communicor,communicor we saw theCore
building almost complete.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, it's getting close.
It looked really good and whatwas that sign?
That you kept reading on thefence.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
All the signs.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, but there was one that we saw it like three
times back to back oh.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
God I don't remember what it was, but it was.
So communicor building looksreally cool and I'm pretty
excited it should be opening, Ithink in may, I think so.

(35:23):
So that's fun.
So, okay, now we can talk aboutleaving.
Um, then we left and we wentthrough the back way is what I
call it.
So the front way is by spacetroopers.
You see the ball?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
the front gate correct.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
And then you leave and I say the back way, which is
in between france and england.
There's a little little pathwayand we got on rob's favorite
way, disney mode oftransportation in the entire
world the skyliner.
If you have never hung out withrob and you want to do
something super fun for you, toget some entertainment for you,

(35:51):
put that kid on the skyliner,just do it.
That's that's it.
Just do it.
That kid hands you your phone.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
He hands you every single thing that's known on him
my phone was on my lap and hewas freaking out for five
minutes because I was like I waslike what's gonna happen?
I'm gonna drop it and it'sgonna land on the floor.
I'm in a fully encased glassbubble.
Call me glenda of emotion.
No, like literally he thought hewas gonna die and I just find
it so funny and the best part is, like it it'll stop or slow

(36:19):
down and the way that you exitthis thing it straight up looks
like you're gonna crash intoanother skyliner and he will be
like we're getting so close,ashley, yeah, I will admit, the
first time I ever rode theskyliner, I thought it was like
gonna malfunction or something,because we, you come in and you
only stop like a foot away fromthe next gondola and you're

(36:39):
swinging and it's yeah, it's a,it's a good time um, but we got,
we got put in a gondola withthese three random strangers and
um ashley just doesn't know howto ever stop talking in public
when we're around strangers.
The wife was like laughing herhead off and then the dad just
looked like he was ready toknock our teeth down our throat
because somebody just wouldn'tbe quiet.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Listen.
If there's one thing that youknow that you can take away from
from listening to our podcast,I do condone talking to
strangers.
Ok, you know why Becausethey're fun, I like it.
I think it's a catchphr talkingto strangers, okay, you know
why Because they're fun, I likeit, I think it's a blast.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
What is your catchphrase with strangers?
Go what.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
What's for?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Michigan?
What's for Michigan?
What sports team?
What is it?
Every time you see someone fromMichigan?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
what do you say?
Go Tigers, go Tigers.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Go.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Tigers, go Tigers.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
That's what she says, and then it sprouts a whole
five minute long conversationwith these people.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Because it's my baseball team Go.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Tigers Always old people.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Go Tigers, I love it.
Listen, it's like Alabamapeople Roll Tide.
Same concept, okay, sameconcept.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Except for you.
Don't see people down heregoing Roll Tide.
Nope, god, no, not me, exactlyno, but I do it.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
But let me tell you those people they jumped out of
that gondola at the firststation.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, they did, they were like oh, you're staying,
okay, great, can you move,Because we're leaving, even if
this isn't our tram spot, we areleaving right now.
You people are nuts.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Except for that, I'm pretty sure that was their hotel
Listen.
I am a blast and a half andthey.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's a blast, but we stayed on because we were not
staying at Riviera, um so to getfrom uh Epcot to Epcot to
studios.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
There are two stations that you have to pass
through.
One is a connecting station, soyou don't get off.
No, you go through the Rivierastation, you stay on board and
then it picks you back up andthen you get off.
At what is that resort?
Is that boardwalk?
Which one?
What is that?
I thought it's riviera it's theoh, then what is the other one?
What's the?
What's the station that wedon't get off at?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
the connecting station.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
No, the one, you with the one.
You do not get out of the podon oh, I don't know it's a fancy
one it's very fancy but it'snot the riviera and then you get
off, is that?
beach club maybe and then we andthen we get off at riviera, and
that's where they have thethree lines one that goes back
to studio, or, uh, one that goesto art of animation and pop

(39:07):
century and the other one thatgoes to Art of Animation and Pop
Century and the other one thatgoes to Hollywood Studios.
Which one did we get on, ashley?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
The one for Hollywood Studios.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
We sure did.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
And then we went to Hollywood Studios and this is
where I wish we wouldn't havegotten on or off, because I
would have been okay not doingthis park.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
I yeah, it was to be honest, it was kind of a bust
yeah, because the one thing Iwanted to do we I wasn't allowed
.
Well, there were two there weretwo specific things that we
were looking forward to um, andthat was rise of resistance no
rise of resistance and lunch atback lot express which we will
get into in a minute, becausewe're both going to go on a rant
.
I have a feeling on that yeahum.

(39:55):
So when we got there, the firstthing that we did was get more
starbucks yep needed to pick meup, ashley ordered.
Uh yeah, green tea lemonadeunsweetened.
I like them.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I wanted mine sweetened, but that's okay well
sugar's bad for you, so eat acarb, that's fine um, but then
we went and we did Tower ofTerror.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
It was not the big show, the one that we got the
last time we rode and you justabsolutely loved it then and you
were laughing and cackling andhaving a good time.
This time we had a more tameshow and you were like I hate
the world.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
I don't do that ride.
I don't like it.
I love that right, I don't likeit.
I never have.
I never have since the time Iwrote it the very first time,
when I was 12 and my father lied.
And I don't like it now and I'malmost 28.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
So thank you, but no, thank you.
Tower of Terror will always beone of my favorites.
That's great for you and I'mhappy connection, but I I don't.
It's okay, but we wrote it.
We had a good time, um, itwasn't a long wait or anything.
The.
Then we went to backlot express.
Um, we had searched online.
We wanted to plan out our wholeday.

(41:02):
We knew that we would begetting hungry.
We looked at going to what thenbc commissary, abc commissary,
abc Commissary originally, butthere wasn't quite anything.
Nbc Wrong park company, myfriend, yeah, it's okay, there
wasn't anything on the menu thatour lovely picky eater would
eat, so we decided to go withBacklot.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Express.
That's how you're saying ourLike.
We birthed it, we have it, weown it, we're in charge of it.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah, in theory.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
It's not wrong, we're talking about rob, in case you
haven't figured that one out,who we love dearly, but he will
not eat anything except for, uh,corn dogs and tater tots and no
, we won't eat corn dogs, hotdogs, oh hot dogs.
You want me the corn dog?
No, jesus christ, anywho um sohot dogs, mac and cheese,
chicken nuggets, pizza, we wentto back lot because they had
chicken tenders and fries thatwe knew rob would want and we
saw a teriyaki chicken andteriyaki tofu yes um platter

(41:58):
that we thought.
I mean it sounded really reallygood.
What, what all was in itactually?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
it had jasmine rice chicken and tofu.
This yazoo pickled edamamecarrots, cucumbers, onions and a
house-made lemon tahinichipotle vinaigrette with man
sesame seeds, sesame seeds.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I'm telling you, bruce is on one this week, dude
um, so we ordered it yeah ittook a fairly decently long
amount of time to come out therenot to have been a line um.
The rice was nice and warm, thechicken was warm, the pickled
edamame, carrots, cucumbers,onions were all thrown together

(42:39):
in that, uh, vinaigrette werecold.
I did not like it.
Um, and it had.
I don't know if it's the tahini, I don't know what.
I don't know what tahini is, soI don't know if it's like it.
It's like a Greek sauce, it'slike so that's probably what it,
because it had this tangyflavor to it that I didn't like.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
It's chickpea and lemon and yogurt mixed together
Like blended together, somethinglike that.
Don't quote me on that, though,but I know it has hummus in it.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Whatever it was, I was not a big fan of it.
A big fan of it.
Um.
It had a very tangy flavor toit and I'm like this does not go
well with the sweetness ofteriyaki, um, in my opinion.
Um, so I ate all the chickenand half of my rice and I pushed
all the other stuff off to theside I ate rob's chicken tenders

(43:25):
because I really just didn'tlike it.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I was so mad, I was so excited, I thought like it
was gonna be light, so it wasn'tgonna be like, oh my god, so
full at a theme park, becausethat's like a day ender for me,
especially given how much morewe had to do and it was really
really hot that day, likedisgustingly hot I will say,
though, it was non-humid hot,which is much nicer than humid
hot I don't disagree with you,but it was still freaking hot.

(43:51):
It was really warm.
I think it was only warmbecause this has been the first
warm day that we've spentoutside and not in a pool or at
a water park, and these parksdon't really have a lot of shade
, so it's not like you're okay,let me just like sit here
underneath this bush.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Animal Kingdom was great.
Animal Kingdom was so cool.
It's nothing but trees.
It was also nine o'clock in themorning and it was like 50.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Hollywood Studios was not.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
It's been really cold in the evenings though.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I mean, we're just chilling right now in
sweatshirts.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Well, that's because the thermostat stays at like 68
degrees in this house with thefan on 69 so then we went to
batu.
We went to the planet go ride.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
rise of the resistance.
And I was very excited becauseI really, really, really, really
, really, really, really likedthat ride and it was freaking
close.
We made it all the way backthere.
None of us thought to checkthis stupid app, like none of us
thought, oh, let me just likecheck it, check it, check real
quick.
Nope, we walked all the wayback there.
And where Backlot is, to giveyou some perspective here, where

(45:03):
Backlot is then, where rises isit?
The very backlot is at the veryfront of the park, rises in the
very back of the park.
so on full tummies on fulltummies in heat with no shade on
this black, stupid asphalt thatdisney was like oh, this is so
smart to build, it was horrible,that was awful.
And then none of us decided oh,let's look at our phones

(45:25):
beforehand.
We all literally have disneyparks in our phones and went no,
let's just walk god we're allthree of us morons.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
We looked at each other and we were like, let's go
to magic kingdom.
Like we we were not even yeahit was just like nope, let's go
we were soured because of ourdisgusting food.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
And the other thing too was there was a ton of
cheerleaders and or dancers andthen big groups of like schools
that were all here world's uh,world's cheer competition.
There was just so many peopleat hollywood that it felt more
chaotic at hollywood than it didat I've caught an animal that

(46:05):
day yeah so I think we were kindof just like we're also.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
I mean, we're also later in the day, so they're
clear.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
There was more people there than there were in the
mornings, but I think it was.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
It was all a very unanimous decision to run
straight to mk we walked pastthe indiana jones stunt show as
we were leaving and I pulled onthe rope.
That clearly says not to pullon it.
And then you and rob laughed atme because nothing happened.
But he's supposed to I knowokay supposed to yell from down
in the hole because you're met.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
You're pulling on the rope that he's hanging from can
I tell you something and itdidn't work what I saw the video
of it after, like literally twodays ago.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I saw that video oh so did you guys really think I
was pulling on a rope?
I really thought you weredelusional.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I was like this man do be getting heat exhaustion
apparently.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Like this be real so I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Tmi for a moment, you always do.
Do we need to put?
Some warnings out uh, can I do?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
it.
Warning, warning, warningtrigger.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Warning trigger so we made it like halfway through
food.
We were hot.
It was hot in that restaurant.
So bad and I made it abouthalfway through my meal and then
I thought, uh-oh.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Oh, you're going to share this TMI.
My tummy is not sitting well.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Janelle, if you're listening I know you're not
because you don't know.
Y'all don't even know who weare.
Shout out the Sash podcast andMile Higher.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Media Love them, know who we are, shout out the sesh
podcast and mile higher.
Love them.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
but janelle if you're listening, I'm sharing this in
consolidation.
With all your poop talk.
Um I my stomach startedchurning so I was like I gotta
go bathroom.
So I ran, found a bathroom andthen I was like, okay, we're
good.
It was.
Uh, what did you call it?
You had that morning the heatshits.
I was gonna say heat poos, butokay no, it's the heat shits and

(47:46):
let me tell you, I I went andthen I was like, okay, I feel
better.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And then we started to leave and we made it to the
rope and I like pulled on therope, and then I was like oh, I
knew something was up with you,because when we, when we took,
when we were sitting waiting forthe bus to come, because there
is no direct line to okay, I'mnot for the sake of this
conversation I was like theredefinitely is.
We saw it on the sign we decidedto go to the contemporary so

(48:10):
that we could just hitch overstraight to magic kingdom
instead of going all the wayback to ttc.
So as we were waiting, as roband I were waiting for the
contemporary bus for you, I waslike you don't go.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
The buses don't take you to ttc.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
The buses take you directly to the magic kingdom
gate yeah, but I think the planwas not to take the monorail
back.
There was no one or the youargued with me that there was no
.
But there was no part-to-parttransportation good in this,
this whole conversation here?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
no, I'm not gonna let that one go because I was like,
actually, why would they nothave transportation, which you?
You had a defense.
It was because during COVIDtimes the things were different.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Well, it was also during not just COVID times, it
was during my CP time too thatthey didn't do this.
So I think this I don't know ifthis is a new thing- Somebody
put this on Twitter, so we canfact check it.
I don't know Because you wrong.
That's fine, but during my CPtime and during COVID they did

(49:08):
not do this.
I don't believe you, that'sfine anyways.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Um, we made it out to the bus station and I was like
rob, and I made it to the busstation and your booty sat and I
said I said there's a bathroomright there i'ma go and I went
to the bathroom and I was inthere for probably another 10
minutes um it was rough, y'all,I'm telling you, rough like
rough, it was hot, I was tired,dehydrated, um, but then I had a

(49:32):
fine rest of my day afterwards.
What uh ask dustin?
What donut he gets from voodoo,and what do you want?

Speaker 3 (49:45):
oh, the bacon maple.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
That's what you get.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Maple bacon Close enough.
Did you say bacon meatball?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Bacon maple.
I said maple bacon.
Maple bacon Maple bacon, baconmaple Is it bacon?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Have you had Voodoo donuts?
Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Yeah, Rob bought him a donut.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I couldn't remember.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I love their donuts.
Sorry, segue, okay.
Yeah, rob bought him a donut, Icouldn't remember.
Um, I love their donuts.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
But, um, sorry, segue rob is over at city walk
getting us all dinner anddesserts, apparently.
So, um, we took the bus tocontemporary a vegan chocolate,
and then we walked over to magickingdom.
Uh-huh, I love that at the veryfirst park Ashley gets tagged
by security so they can searchher bag.

(50:29):
Actually, it was Rob.
Rob was wearing it and it wasthe most hilarious moment ever
because Rob went into full panicmode.
Rob felt like he was gettingpulled over by the police.
Oh my God, he was so scaredDriving without a driver's
license and we're over theregoing just do what they say.
Just do what they say, Just doit um.
So they searched his bag, theywanted him and he was terrified

(50:50):
at animal kingdom but then forthe remainder of the day all the
other three parks I got flagged.
They had to go through my bagand the first time it happened
the guy was like great he, um he.
Actually he asked me a questionabout an item that was in my
bag, a flavor of item that wasin my bag, and I thought that
was a little inappropriatebecause I don't feel like you're

(51:13):
ever allowed.
It's the same thing as likewalmart, you're not supposed to
like.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
No, I think he was just trying to make conversation
like.
I think he participated in thatyeah so I think he was trying
to be like oh, what's yours?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
yeah, I mean we did and I I held a conversation with
him, but after it was, afterthe fact that I was like that
was seemed a little off butanyhow, um, but then the other
two times it was like thesesecurity guards didn't know what
they were doing no, none ofthem um, the magic kingdom guys
were fine.
They like they went through itfairly quickly and it was fun

(51:46):
and I'd made the joke because Ihad been stopped all day long.
Um, and someone said it'sbecause I had a mint tin in my
backpack and I'm like, well,that's funny, because every time
I go through security at othertheme parks, um, they never
flagged my bag because of mymint can.
But that's okay.
Um, so, magic kingdom, I think,is what we ended up.

(52:07):
We had the most scheduled stuffto do there we really did um,
because we said, okay, we'regonna go there, we're gonna do
space mountain, we're gonna dothe people mover.
If we need a break, we're gonnado carousel of progress,
because that's like what 20minutes something like that, uh,
we're gonna do haunted mansion,we're gonna do pirates, and
then we're gonna have dinner orwe called it a snack, but it was

(52:30):
dinner at casey's, which, ifyou guys don't know, is the
baseball themed corndogrestaurant I think it's the best
quick service restaurant atmagic kingdom it is pretty good.
It's very popular too.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Ceiling and I love the guy that plays the piano.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Outside they have someone that's out there playing
the piano like all the time.
But, that is not how our daywent when we made it to Magic.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
No, it's really not.
So we got there and we decidedto do the opposite of what we
normally do, which is start inTomorrowland, and this time we
started in Adventureland.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
With pirates.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Pirates of Parates of the Cataboon I was about to let
you say it and I was like, oh,this man not gonna say it.
Parates of the caribou.
If you know, you know.
If you don't know, ask ellipsaabout it.
And if you don't know whoellipsa is, then I hope you
download tiktok.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
That's all I have to say.
If you don't know who ellipsais, download tiktok and get out
of the hole you're clearly in.
Yes, um, and the rock you'reclearly buried under we had
second row, second row piratesno.
Third row pirates.
Third pirates um.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Our boat was like slightly heavier on the right
left side.
So when you're going down whenyou well, when you, there's a
drop in pirates.
It's not a super big drop oranything, but there is a drop in
pirates.
When we went down that drop,you level out, go like 15, 20
feet and then the ride turns tothe left and I was about to fall

(53:53):
out of the side of that boat,like that was the wildest drop
and turn and like we rode thewave so perfectly that it just
felt like we were gonna flipthat boat.
It was fun, I enjoyed it andashley's over here texting and
not participating I'm literallyresponding to you why are you
responding to me?
I'm right in front of you, nolike I'm listening to you.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Okay, we did.
When we hit that thing, I swearto god, I thought we were gonna
flop over top over, flip oversomething.
This is why I haven't beenparticipating with you, because
my words today are not workingwell focus.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I am focused.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Your phone down I've got our notes.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
You do now who you texting over there?
I'm not telling you oh, I know,you don't know shit I know what
do we do after pirates,actually hate you.
Then we went to haunted mansionwait did we go to haunted
mansion or did we get um?
No, we got.
Uh, dole whip oh yeah, we did,we got dole whip and then we

(54:54):
went and we sat down on thedoorsteps to the old um jamboree
big bear jamboree.
We sat there and it was sofunny because there was like
three disney cast membersstanding, just standing beside
us like they weren't doinganything.
They were just standing thereand we looked around and there
was like a couple more on theother side of the sidewalk and I

(55:15):
was like ashley, they'regetting ready to do the hoedown
and I think what was it?
Was it you or rob?
that was like no, they're not,they're just guarding the doors
to the big bear jamboree that'swhat I said, and I was like I
was like no, they're not becausethey're not, they weren't
interacting with park guests,which told me that they were
actively waiting on something,like they were trying not to
miss a cue or something.

(55:35):
And you were like no, they are.
And I'm like no, they're not,because they're disney cast
members, they should be out heresocializing with us.
And they're not socializing,which tells me that they were
waiting for something.
And lo and behold, suddenly themusic turned on and the
characters came out of nowhereand then they started doing
their little jamboree sesh thatthey do out on the sidewalks
with the bears and othercharacters, and they were

(55:56):
dancing.
And then this really rude womanwith her baby, thinking that
Disney and Magic Kingdom are forchildren, pushed her stroller
in front of me and parked herchild in front of me.
And parked her child in frontof me so her child could see the
jamboree.
And I was like, excuse me, Iwas watching this jamboree and
those people out there dancingum, and then I just moved over

(56:17):
and I stood up so I could watchbecause, um, that child and her
stroller was a princess anddeserved the view from her
chariot after he literallyscowled at this poor child, he's
like how do you think she feelsmy wrath?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
how dare her think we could breathe the same air?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
well, that is because when I go to disney and I see
children, I'm just like ah no, Idon't care if you know how much
money I paid to get in here.
I don't care that this is yourfirst trip to disney world.
Child, get the hell out of way.
I want to be the center ofattention.
And then I remind myself that Iam in public and that I am
actively at Walt Disney World.
And if I do act like that andcall a child a crotch goblin,
mickey Mouse is going to comeout and be like oh boy this is

(56:57):
not a park for you and thenthey're going to happens.
That is the energy I've beentrying to get you to bring all
night.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Thank you, thank you, thank you do you know what that
whole rant just made me thinkof?
This isn't disney.
We don't have to be nice tokids.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Horror movie makeup show Universal Studios Orlando
Florida 10 out of 10.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Love that show.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Did, you know Did.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
I know what.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
That they get werewolf hair from British
children.
Yes, Name.
Charlie, charlie, charlie,charlie, charlie, charlie.
If you know, you know.
If you don't, you need to gowatch the Horrify Makeup Show at
Universal Studios Go right now.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Well, they're closed, but go, go, go, go tomorrow.
No, don't go tomorrow, it'sGrad Bash.
Don't go tomorrow, go next week.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
It doesn't matter.
The park closes for Grad Bash,grad bash, oh okay, then go
tomorrow.
Good show.
And then go to born.
That's a good show too.
Tomorrow is wednesday, notomorrow's thursday, tomorrow's
thursday, tomorrow's not gradbash, oh well, anyway so then
after raining.
After we had that, we went tomansion yes, we skipped um where

(58:24):
I proceeded to make morefriends.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
What is the?
What is the?
The ride that we skipped umwhere I?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
proceeded to make more friends.
No, what is the?
What is the?
The ride that we skipped.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
I don't know what this is in the wilderness, big
thunder mountain.
Yeah, I just, I just wasn'tfeeling it that day.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Some days it's their station there.
I get way too claustrophobicgoing down.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
It's so hot I get hot in that that station that it is
.
It's a hot queue line, it'sclaustrophobic, it's confusing
as can be it does, it does, andit get really, really warm and
I'm not a fan of it did you hearwhat the the internet rumor is?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
that we're getting behind big thunder mountain?
It's called the b?
Uh beyond big thunder expansion.
It's what people have dubbed itonline no radiator springs oh,
please, that would be so dope oh, but ashley, I thought you
don't like it when they copy andpaste stuff.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah, but that'd be kind of cool though, because I
straight up love the cars movie.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
So I'm okay with that .
Go to california.
Don't copy and paste.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Go to california I really wish I could like copy
and paste me a new best friend.
What was that?

Speaker 1 (59:24):
that was a notification on the computer, no
the podcast people, that ourlisteners didn't hear it, just
us.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
But it was perfect timing um um, then we rode my
favorite ride at magic kingdomwinnie the pooh you forgot
mansion oh no, I didn't forgetit, I skipped it we rode haunted
mansion.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Yes, we did.
It was great.
I made friends.
We yelled at me, we did notstop in the seance scene.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
This time, I know.
However, I still close my eyes.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
We didn't stop at all this time, did we?
No, we did not, that's.
I think that's the first timeI've ridden through haunted
mansion since I've moved herewhere I haven't stopped um.
The last four times I've riddenit.
I have stopped in the seanceroom with madame leota you were
by yourself when I'm haunted.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
We didn't ride together, you were by yourself I
did I rode with rob, it wasglorious.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I loved it.
I had a whole doom buggy all tomyself.
That's disgusting.
It was fantastic, gross.
Now you can talk about it now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
We rode winnie the pooh and that was atrocious, so
not the ride.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
It had a post 10 it had a posted 45 minute wait and
we said you know what?
we're gonna do it because I had25 and 25 because I haven't
ridden winnie the pooh since the90s when I went as a child
correct and I got scared in theheffalump scene.
And so we got in line and Ivery quickly realized how much I

(01:00:42):
hate disney's lightning lane,because what should have been
less than a 20 minute wait wasvery quickly a 45 minute wait,
because they would continue tojust let lightning, like the
lightning lane would be empty.
They would pull from the mainqueue and then it would get to

(01:01:02):
where the grouper was and thenshe would stop letting anyone in
and then the line would move towhere they could get, like what
, 25, 30 people in?

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
40.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
And then she would open the gate and just let
lightning lane go and thelightning lane would empty and
she would just stand there withthe lightning lane open and then
people would just trickle in,and trickle in, and trickle in
until it was completely full.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
There wasn't like any consistency there, and we
finally made it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
We were the second group right behind grouper and
then suddenly, out of nowhere,this family in the line around
the corner from us, so behind us, start screaming, and I mean
this man is cussing at the topof his voice, yelling.
I don't know if it was a familyfighting with each other or two
different parties, because wecouldn't see it.

(01:01:50):
But the disney cast member.
She was like hi, friends, heyfriends, hey friends.
And after the fourth time ofthem ignoring her, she just
walks right over, picks up herphone and calls for backup.
But in that process she gotconfused and instead of loading
us, she loaded lightning laneagain.
So they got double loaded fromlightning lane and I think we

(01:02:13):
stood at grouper for almost 15minutes before we actually got
to go and get into the queue.
Once you make it past grouper,it's less than five minutes and
you're on.
Yep and ashley got a row all toherself yes, I did and I rode
with rob and rob reminded methat I need to lose weight
because yet again he pulls thatlap bar down so it's tight on
his body but to boys like me asa child and is the size of a

(01:02:36):
green bean, and I am no longerthe size of a green bean, um.
So I rode that whole ride witha piece of rebarb in my gut,
because that is what therestraints are on Winnie the
Pooh, literally.
But it's fun because you ridein a little honeypot and the
honeypot like tilts and wobblesand bounces and bounces yeah and
you get to go through.
I forgot how cool that ride is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Have a lumps and woozles.
Have a lumps and woozles.
That's not that that's thewrong one.
No, that's even worse.
What else you got.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
This is me waiting on you to respond.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Do you know what this sounds like to me?
The Jordan Sparks song With theshoes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Do you know what this makes like?

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
to me the jordan sparks song, though with the
shoes.
You know what this makes methink of okay, oh, I just cut
off my mic for a second is thatall?
You got.
You need a spooky one.
Oh, my mic's cutting out.
You need a spooky one.
Oh, my mic is cutting out.
You need a spooky one, noah,spooky.

(01:03:55):
Yep, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
It's our book club intro which we're going to get
back to eventually Sometime soon, like Disney and Tiana's Bayou
Adventure.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Ugh, then we rode Space Mountain, space Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
And you found your backpack.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Didn't something weird happen in Space Mountain?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
No, no, everything was fine.
Yeah, we got on, we rode, itwas fun.
I always love riding SpaceMountain.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
I can't wait to get Gavin on Space Mountain because
I'm interested to see how hewould react to it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
I don't know if.
I want to be there for thatLove ya.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Don't know if I want to do that.
It's an all dark.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Yeah, it's a dark roller coaster.
I want to do it, I want to doit it's an all dark.
You like, get pull your cord.
You know what it is it's undermy ass.
That's the problem.
So sorry, a lot of things areanyways.
Um, space, mountain ready black, dark, pitch black.
Can't see the hand in front ofyour face, zoom lights, led
lights, weird sounds becauseyou're in a rocket ship going to

(01:05:04):
space.
Obviously, obviously Duh, butit's dark and it's one person
per row.
So there's no one beside you,nope, but there's people in
front of you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
You're in bobsleds.
Yeah, it's gross.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
And the worst part is it's old, like what?
1999 old.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
It is, it is no honey 85?

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
No, is no, honey, it's 85, no, it's it's old.
Tomorrowland is old yeah, no,I'm talking about tomorrowland
and talk about spacey space,spacey spaces space mountain
opened with tomorrowland andmagic kingdom when did space
mountain open?

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
there's like six space mountains in the world
1975.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
It's 1975 old.
Okay, so like're going to die acouple times.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
It is For those of you that don't know if you know
what the Matterhorn bobsleds areat Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
It's worse than that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Yes, it's the exact same ride just inside.
It's so aggressive and violentand it hurts.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yeah, or I'm just old , one of the two, but it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
We rode that, and then we went over what I don't
remember what the name of thestore was um, but I found.
So lounge, fly and disney havepartnered yet again um, for
tomorrow lands anniversary,which is coming up this year,
and, um, it has a brand newbackpack that is um, a

(01:06:27):
tomorrowland backpack, and it'sreally cool.
It's got people mover on it andeverything.
The thing that makes me sad,though, is the bag is 78 dollars
and I don't want to spend 78dollars on a backpack.
But I really want that backpackbecause I love the tomorrowland
stuff then let's get it's one ofmy favorite movies out there
tomorrowland, which you finallywatched, which makes me happy.
10 out of 10, actually like 8out of 10 yeah it was okay it's

(01:06:49):
slow at times, but it has like agood story to it yeah but
anywho, after we did that whatit would, ride the people oh
yeah, the people over.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
That was a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
We didn't stop the whole time then either we didn't
stop, we didn't get separated,we didn't almost die on the
moving walkway going up to itthis time dramatic we talked
about that, didn't we?
Yes, we did um, and then afterthat that was when we did we
hate, we ate we ate no yeah, wedid small world.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Yes, we did small world and we did peter pan, we
did because that stupid fireworkshow is going off um seven
dwarves.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
First, oh yeah, seven doors, then stupid show
happened yeah, and so then wedid uh small world which and
then was annoying and sucked um,I hate small world.
And then the fact that theywere only loading every other
boat because it was fireworks,but then fireworks ended while
we were on the ride, so thenthey got onto this thing of now
we're gonna load every singleboat.

(01:08:00):
Um, so then we were justbacklogged coming back into the
station and it was not a funtime, correct?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
and then we rode peter pan, which was nice, and
then we were just backloggedcoming back into the station and
it was not a fun time, correct?

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
and then we rode peter pan which was nice and
then we ate oh, do you notremember those people that snuck
under the line in peter pan?
Yeah, they definitely tried toto get they got all the way up
to the front and they, I guessthey snuck into the lightning
lane and the woman's like do youhave your lightning lane?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
and then they tried to not speak any english because
I guess they thought, like twominutes ago, I think, she
whipped out the spanish yeah,and they were like oh, so then
they walked out the exit yep,then that was it for that then
we went to casey's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Oh god, that was so good um what did you have?

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
I had corn dogs the mini corn dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
That's what I had mini corn dogs and french fries
and cheese sauce cheese sauce.
It was funny, though, becauserob came in.
I was picking up my order atthe counter and rob came in,
started to come in through theexit and disney they've got
their stuff on lockdown.
Like they don't let people goin certain restaurants unless it
shows on their phone that theirmobile order is ready for
pickup.
Um, so rob came in through thisback door and this woman, like

(01:09:10):
tried to clothesline him to gethim to stop, and I was like he's
with me and she was like, ohokay, and then she let him go,
but I mean, she was not about tolet him in that restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Um, what'd rob?
Have hot dog infant friessounds.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
What did Rob have?
Hot dog and french fries,mm-hmm, sounds about right.
And then at that point we leftand we drove home and we died.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
No, no, no, you're missing something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
The store that we stopped in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
No, you're missing the ride we rode.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
What ride?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
You don't remember the ride we rode after.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
After Casey's no no you threw a fit, ariel, oh yeah
I threw a fit because I wastired and I was ready to go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
He was ready to ride in the clamshell all by himself.
And guess what my little bootydid?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
no, no, I was angry, I wanted to go home, I was tired
, I was done, I was peopled outand you wouldn't tell me.
I was just like, where are wegoing?
She wouldn't tell me.
If she would have told me wherewe were going, it would have
been fine.
But she was like don't worryabout it, don't worry about it,
don't worry about it, just comeon.
And then she takes me to the farback end of magic kingdom to go
right in a clamshell and we getin and I was like i'm'm going

(01:10:24):
to rob myself, I'm going to robmyself.
And then Rob sat with me, whichI was totally fine with because
it wasn't you.
And then I sat down and Iturned around in my clamshell
and looked out the back and wasyelling at Ashley.
What I didn't know about Arielis apparently you pull the
clamshell to a close on thatride, but you don't pull the
gate closed on any other one ofthe Omnimover rides.

(01:10:46):
It's all done automatically andbecause I didn't pull it and
the Disney attendant didn't sayor do anything, I safety stopped
the whole ride.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Because I was leaned around talking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Well, I sat down in my seat, I was in, I turned
around, put my head around thecorner and was talking to Ashley
, because you don't pull yourlap bar down on any of the other
Omnimovers.
So I didn't know I was supposedto do it on this one and I was
like Rob, why didn't you pullthe lap bar down and, like you
know, cram it into my gut, likeyou do on literally every other
ride in existence?
So we safety stopped the rideand the cast member was like you

(01:11:20):
need to remain seated facingforward, and I was like, okay,
okay.
And then we rode and then weleft and I was really sad
because ursula's head wasn'tdangling off of her body like it
is in that one tiktok video andthen we left, and then we left,
and then we died.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yes, and I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
and we went to bed let me tellyou something.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
I don't know what has gotten into ashley these last
couple days y'all, but here I amtrying to sleep on this couch
and I wake up to her using herphone flashlight or the
refrigerator refrigeratorflashlight trying to make a
sandwich, a pastrami andsomething another, pepperoni,
whatever salami no, I just wastrying to make a turkey sandwich

(01:12:04):
.
It's literally it.
And she's smacking every glasscup and porcelain plate and
glass jar.
And I wake up from a dead sleep.
At this point it is like twoo'clock in the morning and I'm
like what are you doing?
And she goes I'm making asandwich, do you want one?
And I just lay there and Istayed at her for a minute and I
went peanut butter and jellyplease.

(01:12:26):
And then she comes over.
I could she come, like we sitback down on the couch and she
reaches for the remote and she'slike I'm gonna put on Golden
Girls.
And I was like absolutely not,you're going to eat your
sandwich and you're going to goto bed.
And she was like fine, I'mgoing to go to my room.

(01:12:54):
So she stomps into her room andturns her TV on and I eat my
sandwich.
And I was like well, you knowwhat?
I'm awake enough now that I'mgonna play jurassic park
audiobook, because I do thatevery night when I go to sleep
like a weirdo.
And the next thing I know Ifeel this presence staring at me
in the pitch darkness and Iopen my eyes and ashley's leaned
over the coffee table, tappingmy phone screen, trying to pause
it, and I was like what are youdoing?
And she's like it's loud andannoying, I want to turn it off.

(01:13:14):
And I was like I thought youwanted to watch tv.
The whole reason I turned on myaudiobook is because she's got
golden girls blaring in thereand I was like I'll just turn on
my my audiobook and I'll drownit out.
And I I turned the volume downlow but then after two seconds
of her eating her sandwich shegoes oh no, I want to turn the
TV off and go to bed now.
And then she had a problem.
She didn't have a problem whenI didn't want to listen to the

(01:13:35):
Golden Girls, but she had aproblem when she wanted to go to
bed and didn't want to listento Jurassic Park.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Well, as they say wonderful thank you for being a
friend thank you for being a hoe.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
I'm gonna have to put a.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
I'm gonna have to put a not not clean warning on this
episode this week.
Travel down the road.
I could get your heart may betrue.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Sure, I got nothing else this is when I wish I had a
boo.
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
my best friend's here .

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Oh well, guys, that was our four parks one day
challenge, with a bunch of otherrandom stories thrown in there,
but we did it.
It was fun.
So we want to hear from youguys how many Disney parks have
you done in a single day?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
I've done four.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
You don't say With you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
It was a fun day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
All right, guys.
Well, thanks for joining us.
Joining us tune in sometimenext week.
Yep, we'll see.
Probably won't be on monday,but it'll, it'll come out at
some point.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Uh, until then, stay safe, stay educated and share
our podcast with your friends,your family and, of course, your
favorite bartender.
Oh my god, julia's home.
Bye, everybody, bye.

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