Our Rated Rankings

Our Rated Rankings

In this comedy podcast, Mike and JP talk their way through some of the best....and worst movie franchises in chronological order, discussing one movie each week. Because they are gluttons for punishment, the fellas finish each franchise with a 'Rankings Recap' episode where they will rank various things within the franchise, including each movie.

Episodes

October 28, 2025 76 mins

Mike and JP spend their last day in Haddonfield to chat about Halloween Ends. The fellas agree some of the plot of the film Christine is poured into this movie. How does the intro to this film compare to the rest of the Halloween franchise? How well do the kills stack up against the other films in this trilogy? That and more on the Latest episode of Our Rated Rankings

Halloween Ends stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Andi Matichek, Rohan Cam...

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Mike and JP dress up in their Halloween costumes and head to the bar to discuss Halloween Kills! This movie doesn't sell its name short there are A LOT of kills. It was great to see some of the original cast from the original Halloween (1978) in this film. Were the multiple flashbacks to 1978 really needed? Or the chant Tommy starts after gives a pretty decent speech? That and much more on this weeks episode of Our Rated Ran...

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October 15, 2025 89 mins

Mike and JP head to Haddonfield and discuss Halloween (2018). How does this mask compare to others in the franchise? Is Laurie Strode basically just Sarah Conner? That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.


Halloween (2018) stars Jamie Lee Curtis⁠, Judy Greer⁠, ⁠Andi Matichak⁠, ⁠Will Patton⁠, ⁠Haluk Bilginer⁠, and ⁠Toby Huss. It is Directed by David Gordon Green.


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October 7, 2025 49 mins

Mike & JP have gone through the main films of the American Pie Franchise now its time for the Rankings Recap! Mike shows the receipts, was this franchise successful? The fellas have fun ranking the intros to each movie, as well as, the different "unfortunate" events that transpire to Stifler. And of course ranking the movies. Those things and more on this weeks episode of Our Rated Rankings.

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September 30, 2025 106 mins

Mike & JP head back to East Great Falls for the 13th year high school reunion. Did we really need Jim's 18 year old neighbor that he babysat when she was younger storyline? Is Oz a good sports analyst? Will Stifler ever go by Steven in a work environment? That and much more on this weeks episode of Our Rated Rankings.


American Reunion isa 2012 movie starring Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott, Chris Klein, Thomas ...

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September 23, 2025 80 mins

Mike and JP continue their conversion about the "Pieverse" with a discussion about American Wedding (2003). Eugene Levy remains the best part of these movies. Is more Stiffler better or worse? JP has a problem with the engagement party. That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.


American Wedding is a 2003 movie starring Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Sean William Scott, Thomas Ian Nicholas, and Eugene Le...

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September 16, 2025 79 mins

Mike & JP grab another slice of pie and head to the beach house at the lake. This movie has the same beats as the first installment. What scenes would the fellas cut from the movie? Is the Soundtrack better in this film than the first? Would anyone have missed Kevin if he bailed? That and more on this weeks episode of Our Rated Rankings


American Pie 2 is a 2001 film starring Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, Chris Klein, ...

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September 9, 2025 96 mins

Mike and JP go back to school for their raunchiest episode yet (you've been warned), American Pie (1999). Is Apple Pie the best pie to....love? And for that matter, is ANY food....loveable? How good is this soundtrack? JP thinks this movie actually has (some) character growth. That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.


American Pie is a 1999 film starring Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Natasha Lyonne, Thomas Ian N...

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Mike and JP check back into Smith's Grove Sanitarium to pit Halloween H20: 20 Years Later & Halloween: Resurrection against the two Rob Zombie Halloween movies.

Which of these duologies had the best box office performance? Which had the most star power? Which duology was ultimately better? That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.

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August 26, 2025 82 mins

Mike and JP hop in their Dragula and drive to 'Hellbilly' Haddonfield to chat about Halloween II from 2009, directed by Rob Zombie. Was this movie better than its 2007 predecessor? Does Michael look scarier with or without the mask? Why does Loomis think it's a good idea to do a book tour that goes through Haddonfield? That and much more on this weeks episode of Our Rated Rankings!


Halloween II was Directed by Rob Zombie, relea...

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August 19, 2025 80 mins

Mike and JP head to the city of 'Hellbilly' to discuss the controversial 2007 Halloween remake, directed by Rob Zombie.


This movie is an example of the Directors Cut being inferior to the Theatrical. Was it a good decision to give Michael Meyers a more complete backstory? How does Tyler Mane work as "The Shape?" That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.


Halloween, directed by Rob Xombie, was...

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Mike and JP get their cameras powered up and walk around the Myers house to discuss the dredge of a movie that is, Halloween: Resurrection. Why did this have to have a reality show theme? If killers had trading cards, what would their stats be? That and more on this weeks episode of Our Rated Rankings


Halloween: Resurrection stars Brad Loree, Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich, Sean Patrick Thomas, Daisy McCracken and Thomas Ian Nich...

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Mike and JP grab their hockey sticks and sit down to discuss the lethargic sequel Halloween H20: 20 Years Later. What do Josh Hartnett and Sam Worthington have in common? Do we really need all of these fake jump-scares? How does this mask look compared to the rest of the franchise? That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.


Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later is a 1998 American slasher film starring Jamie Lee Curti...

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Mike and JP dawn their slicker coats for the Rankings Recap of the I Know What You Did Last Summer franchise. Do the receipts show this franchise as a success? Which kills do the fellas rank in their top three? Is the franchise worth it? Find out that and more on this weeks episode of Our Rated Rankings.

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Mike and JP put on their bathing suits and hit the beach to talk about I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025). The Fellas theater experience was a bit unsettling. How well does this franchise translate to the modern age? This movie thought it was slick with its Dodge Ram advertising. That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.

I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) stars Madelyn Cline, Chase Sui Wonders, Tyriq Wither...

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Mike and JP head to snowy Colorado to discuss I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. Was it a mistake to set this movie in Colorado? The prank that kicks off the events of this movie makes no sense. JP feels like this movie is informed by the "Saw" franchise. That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.

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Mike and JP guessed the wrong answer and still won a trip to the the Bahamas!! They strike up a conversation about the movie I Still Know What You Did Last Summer from 1998. The fellas think the jump scares in this movie are lacking actual scares. Is the twist at the end mark as one of the worst in Horror film history? Why does Ray just walk through an active basketball game? That and much more on this weeks episode of Our Rated ...

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Mike and JP head out on a late night drive and discuss I Know What You Did Last Summer, from 1997. Which of the four main characters sticks out the most on-screen? Which ending is better- the movie, or the book? That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.


I Know What You Did Last Summer is a movie from 1997 starring Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, Freddie Prinze Jr., Muse Watson, Johnn...

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June 24, 2025 34 mins

Mike and JP head to the now empty Osborne estate to recap the Sam Raimi Spider-Man franchise. Where do the fellas rank the villains of the trilogy? Do the receipts show these films as successes? As a bonus segment Mike and JP play matchmaker. That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.

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Mike and JP take off their superhero masks and hang out in the park to discuss Spider-Man 3, from 2007. Would this movie be better off without the addition of Gwen Stacy? What about eliminating one of the villains? Why didn't Danny Elfman return for this movie, and how does the score sound without him? That and more on the latest episode of Our Rated Rankings.


Spider-Man 3 is a 2007 film starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst...

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