78. Salacious Stories

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The our sacred spot podcast. You'll look through
the key hole into Australia's hottest spring
Hi, guys. Welcome to our secret spot podcast.
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Yeah so it's a little bit of a
spin on what we normally do because Lawrence

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is currently away, so we've kidnapped please phone
and taken over his podcast. Hijacked everything. Hijacked
the whole world because girls are around the
world. I mean, we do. A literal song.
There is made by us. Nurse.
So I have the gorgeous p with me
today. Know everybody. So you get to hear
our story time with Jess P.

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Because we do the month in review. Yeah.
Except Neither ross really have been at the
club. All that. You you had the joy
of Neon.
Yeah. So I did do it.
A July event.
I think I have some sexy, but it's
not it's not a month in review thankfully
fully. It isn't. No. Because we're still middle
of July. Oh, good. Yeah. Well what I

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that. Yeah. No. That's wonderful.
But... Yeah. So it's, normally our guest podcast,
but instead of a gas pod... Class. We're
gonna do a takeover. Nice. Yeah. So we're
both guests on this show. Oh, I'm okay
with that because I've clearly forgotten in the
beginning and I will fuck up the end,
watch me. No. We just have to find
a review at the end. I remember that.

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That's know what stats for the month review.
Okay. I remember nothing.
And I do understand why I still get
to you.
You'll buy it. Done done in very remember,
Not my favorite job in the world. But
we did do something fun, and we did
ask
Instagram for some stories, and we also asked
some of our sourcing customers for some stories.

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So p has 1 of the most delicate
gorgeous voices.
So I'm going to read.
No. You're gonna read it on. Read it.
You find it. We're doing great on. Way.
Yeah. I'll find you this story, and then
P is going to read out this amazingly

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fucking ra story.
Highly suggested if you were listening to this
podcast in your headphones at work at the
gym or in any other public location,
that you cease listening
to mouthful at this point in time and
wait until you're at home and comfortable with
whatever,
tools you may want to share with your

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yourself.
While while we read this story because so
Ladies get your vibrate ready, and boys get
your hands read Yeah. Let's get the lube.
Yeah get the lube. The lube. Okay. I
know it's a bit of a mouthful, so,
what your mouth first to
Here we go.
It is really quite amazing how 1 psyche

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can etch an occasion in advance.
It really does sound me how one's experience
of self can provide the scaffold 1 requires
to enable a fantastical experience.
It is a switch from within one's mind,
one's
imagination
or is the switch within the cells?

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Within the loin of the flesh,
the chemicals of the brain,
the release of dopamine,
the serotonin,
the endo that can be matched to that
of a runner high,
all of which keep me sane.
During the days leading up to the 3
seas,
my emotions of expectation were running high.

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I wanted it all. It had been a
huge 10 weeks for me. And most of
those weeks were cock.
The thought of 3 cox at once
encouraged my loin to tighten.
My pussy to pulse and my wetness to
grow.
There is nothing like the smiles are familiarity,
and that was how I was greeted,

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Lawrence and jess and the gorgeous Meghan were
warm and friendly.
However,
my time was limited.
I didn't have all night. So I kept
verbal
fertilization to a minimum.
I took myself
upstairs.
The large room was pretty spa filled.
Only 1 couple on the most used bed.

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I took myself to the large bed with
my blue do wand.
I had 1 cock follow me.
Before too long, my mouth was filled.
There was a mouth on my wet opening
and I was groan.
The jewel in my butt was heavy and
I eagerly awaited it to be removed,
but the gents around me had other plans.
I was flipped on my front and taken

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from behind her I was being spit roasted
by 2 perfect gents with perfect cock.
Being spit roasted is a favorite.
As it requires a perfect synergy of 3
rhythms.
It's such a mutual pleasure.
The cherry on top is watching a cock,
being
strict, by it's, white, hyatt owner.

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Well, I'm just choking on clocks I know.
You've got in map He's watching a cock
being strict by owner. While the owner watches
me.
I love when my hair falls a little
over my cheekbones, getting stuck in my mouth.
As the thick cultural moist the strands.
More often than not a big strong hand
will release the strands.

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It is then that I look up.
With large, su ice and lick the tip
of his cock.
I love circling my tongue around the tip
of his cock
cup his balls in my hand,
cock, I believe are to be honored
to be t,
and to be sucked and kissed and lit
with every granular of passion in my being,

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And this is so much more when being
fucked from behind.
Hence the love I have for being spit
roasted?
What about deep threading? Do you like it?
Do you like gag?
Do you like the cocktails tears that fall
from your eyes when the fat cock stretch
the inner opening of your throat.
What about you? Do you like it when

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your cock is gag upon?
When the saliva becomes thick and like?
Does it turn you on?
When you feel her lips knock against your
pe bone because your entire cock is down
her throat,
Do you love it?
I do.
I love sucking cock.
I love sucking them slowly and passionately.

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I love a nice clean suck, but I
also love a s be wet drool suck.
I love gag and having cock tears dripped
down my face.
I love waking up the next morning and
feeling that my throat is be bruised
because I had a car right down my
throat.
I love the memory of the hardness,
the veins on my tongue

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the groan of the man, his hand on
the back of my head or around my
throat,
the deeper I take him, The more I
hear him call me a good girl, and
that is what I need.
I need to hear that I'm a good
girl,
a good girl for taking his whole cock.
Is that why I love anal or 2?
I love being a good girl.

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I was a very good girl on Sunday?
I wrote a fat cock and sucked a
long smooth 1. I came hard when the
third cock entered the hole where my anal
jewel once sat.
I let the 3 cock bring me pleasure,
on as gassed, both men and women.
I wanted them to experience my pleasure.

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My satisfaction of being filled.
My orgasm was intense.
Every sphincter pulse p,
hands were touching me. My skin was alive
with sensual pleasure.
Fat hands slapped my ass takes, bringing extra
twang of pleasure.
Pleasure that I cannot achieve without having my

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holes filled.
It is not always easy to orchestrate an
air tight experience,
Yet Sunday brought much pleasure.
I didn't enter into my subs base. I
needed to coordinate as I was playing.
Our energies collided, our movements were harmonious in
time,
and I was in ecstasy.

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Ecstasy does not come easily. But when it
does, it is so worth it.
Until we meet again, I will dream
hard and wet.
I am fucking speechless.
Oh my god. I actually didn't read it
purposely just so I could listen to it.
The whole time. I maybe I should have

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read that before I read it outlet loud
on the earth.
Yum. Oh my god. I just felt like
I went to an erotic novel. Yeah That
was hot.
Really hard. I didn't even realize we were
talking about 3 seats still. Oh, yeah. Know.
I was, like, I'm lost in the porn.
Yeah I'm feeling amazing. This is totally Why
we back at 3 seats. Why are we
back at work? Yeah. I was like, I

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was thinking like she's going off into cook.
Clan, and she's going to find all the
really amazing cock, and then
and then she reminds me I'm back at
Os. This is called plan. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
We've got 1 of the crazy new do
Andy Ko.
I am...
I actually don't know what to say. Yeah.
That was quite amazing. It actually made me
wanna a soccer dick. Like genuinely wanted to

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dig dig in my mouth. But it's also...
I think that's 1 of the things that
I love. Yeah the more time that, like,
especially Os assess women's spend together.
We kinda of develop this
shared language. Yeah. And they shared from permission
for us to say things like, I love
being called a good girl. Yeah. And like,
I love gag on it. And we don't

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have, like, the penis drips comes out of
my mouth his lie. We all know what
that feels like. Oh, yeah. And then you
get your hair. As well. Like I I
it so well. I was like, yeah. Comes
in in your lap
I'm been in, like, it just threw out
because you've got, like, bought cock sweat. Yeah.
Like in your mouth. I think it's being
able to celebrate and and, like, really support

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each other wanting those things. And listening to
those things and being, like, fine like being
boys spot too. She guys want a form
a club.
I love a spit rice. It's spit race.
I'm not a been spit race.
What?
Oh, we we'll have to organize this for
you. I... No. I don't. Oh, 1 time.
1 time. 1 time. Woods, Obviously, no 1
on 1 time and enough.

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Can't remember ago. It was years ago. You
have to do it again. Get roasting is.
You can even do a couple. Good you're
really good to get me in a good
mood.
There's some there's some dominance things that we're
dealing with in terms of pink.
You have to really catch me in a
good girl mirrored otherwise. What if you were
like king daddy? And then you had your
other...
Would that work? Does that work? Or is

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that still like you need to get out
of your head space? King I'm not particularly
well behaved for daddy these days.
Well,
well, that's not gonna help nobody is it?
Well, let's
No one's fault it. Know Kent can get
a little bit more challenging when you live
with the person
And he doesn't do the dishes and so.
He's a bad daddy. He's a dead daddy.

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More than a. I'm
Oh but he is the wonderful of, man,
but you're right. A good suggestion. I just...
I don't think it would work. Yeah. I've...
I find...
I do more sp roasting in a couple
than I do with 2 guys.
Oddly enough. Because I find when it's 2,
like, I know, like, when there's, like a
threes sentence it's like, M mma.
Comes up, but I wanna do other things

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and other just
when you, like, with another couple... Yeah. With
another couple like, with a another guy on
a girl, when the girl having like, a
little bit of a break, like, it it
actually recently happened on the weekend, which is
why I'm remembering it because
she had just squirt fucking...
Everywhere over my carpet. Isn't it? Lovely when
they do that, and you realize you should
put the splash link down. And you you

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make put a mail mat. Mel mat and
a wipe
I mean, it's I for my child. But
of my bed. I was make an eye
contact with this splash.
While she's murdered, and I was like you
are not where you should be, and it
is all my fault.
And we don't fucked it. We
But... Yeah. So she had had a 5

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minute low breath, because she just needed to
collect her and jason also start re hydrate.
Yeah. Yeah.
And I was already sitting on her partner's
dick. And, you know, then Jamie was just
kind of free. So he's dick went in
my mouth. Yeah. Because it's like, you know,
he's hard watching her get off but she
needs to collect herself before she can have
something put inside of her.
So he was, like, you know, since it's

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open and it's there. Yeah. That makes sense.
And so it kinda turned into it, a
spat rose, which is really lovely because it
was like a set roast. No.
Yeah. Was set rose. Also was going... Well
actually cake.
With It was because I was
like this, and I was like,
I didn't
face. The good girl. Face. Yeah.

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And I actually just put my little hat
on pat myself. Yeah. Hell, yeah. But yeah.
Know that that whole entire story by the
gorgeous sally. Mh.
Was
making me when I come to 3 days,
which is fucking exciting because one's coming up
so. Oh, yeah. We do have 3.
It has just entered the events on the

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website. You can't you can't apply for it
yet. It's not open yet. It opened next
week. Mh. Then you can get your get
some wet before they can even open up.
That's right.
Yeah. Thank you, Sally. And get excited for
3 seas grinds. Can you can ups apply
from next week and if you send me
dirty stories in your application,
I will thank you.
Thank you. Well, oh my god. Okay.

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I don't know what women meant to be
talking about again. Do you. We about. But
joins a more stories. That's right. Okay. Do
we have another 1? We do. So I
asked the insta.
If anyone had some cool creative stories.
And I got 2,
let me just open them up belts I
should have prepped this earlier.
I got another 1. Yes. Well, look got

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weird surprise stories.
Okay. So this 1, it says I was
at the newbie night and a guy thought
the pom bottle of hand sanitizer
was loose. No that's not a good story.
Oh my god.
Unless the story ends up with him putting
it over his dick.
No.
That's still not funny. We respect eggs. Yeah.
But it's still funny. Yeah. But it's funny

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that like that happened. Bless he's caught socks.
I have seen that happen though. Quite a
few times, which is why we went into
Sac, the Sac. Yeah. Which is actually it's
a good thing to highlight to all podcast
listeners out there if you're using a pump
bottle of anything in Os says. It is
not lube. Yes. We have banned.

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Yeah. Ever since Covid came around guys and.
Our pump bottles are not
what we want them to be.
Yeah. They're Do want have a, like, liter
lube pump bottle right next to my bed.
Though. So it does confuse me. Because I,
like, it's literally that big the
Swiss aren't it's just maybe. Yeah. Love it.
I think it's the the best.

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And it... Comes out of, like, clothes and
comes out of everything really easily. Yeah. That's
the thing I wanted to but you don't
want it isolate. Yeah. But you also sort
don't want it to mess up and underwear
and things like that.
Especially like lingerie. Yeah. And especially if it's
got like, the silk bits on lingerie. Yeah.
That's what I was fine. Like, if it
fucks up the silk bits you're fucked lot.
Yeah. Then the andre stains it then you
can't wash it? Oh, man. What is your

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favorite type of loop to use?
Like, that's my favorite. My... I do flavor
My brain immediately went spit, but that's because
I'm filthy.
Spit is not loop. And I know 1
more wear that.
Actually, oh,
You know what I saw I like the
velvet. I like the wet stuff gold bran.
Oh, yeah. I really like that.
It's gold. No. Oh, we did you it

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Velvet with someone doing something terrible about. Oh,
my god it. So I've never seen this
done before, but it's exactly involving spit, and
I thought it was really fucked And cool.
The guy spat on his hand and then
slap the girls ass, and it made a
much more of a like, speck. Yep. I
thought I'm. It also it also, hurts more.
Yeah. Well, that's what He increases the sting
massively.
I didn't realize Not sexy as hell. And

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the noise, and I was like, He lot
of spit. I was like
interesting.
Interesting that what's going all up in that
mouth.
Things you say when you actually come to
the club. I know. I'm was so fun.
So amazing. It was really enlighten to, like,
come and work at the club for 2
nights. And back to back at well. Just
much it is with the fun. So our

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incredible
venue manager took weekend though.
As and Velvet was this weekend so we
had just managing.
So we haven't actually worked together on Velvet
night,
like. Like, since I had Ollie. Yeah. So
it would have been over like a year
and a bit.
Yeah. And it was just the dream girl
team all
go passionate it. And all the velvet they

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all help out and
all that kind of thing,
which is really amazing. Go
but it it was like such a pleasure
to work together in the club environment. It
was nice. It was gonna nice. Like, giggle
up people coming downstairs, like, look old spent
and sweaty and
here all the little stories and get all,
you know, it's it's a king party, so
there's lots of hot bottoms running around because

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they've been smack, and they're like touch my
bum. And I'm like, I was just a
guy that had done... He must have had
can or something done to his back because
it was quite blood red, and it was
a bit of blood and stuff. And I
was like, oh I was impressed at how
composed he was? Because I was like do
need sugar? Do you need water? I went
into full like, do you need something? And
he was like, no. I'm fine. Subs. He's

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just I'm just good and he's like, float
to you. And I was like, oof.
Yeah. I was like, that looks like it
hurts, but also looks really decorative.
Yeah. I'm in very long pain is part
of the good. Yeah.
And it's funny to felt like. I felt
like that pain I would have heard.
Noises, but I didn't... I didn't even know
where you came. Really, It does read it

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depends. There's some velvet where, like, if you're
standing near the bar, you can kinda
here, both sex noises and screens. Yeah. And
then you you kinda know it's a king
Party. Yeah. But then there's other velvet where
someone just, like, flourish back into the bar
area with with bruises or or marks or,
you know, rope marks as well as Bruises

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or whatever they've engaged in and it was
a completely sort of silent scene, like, there
wasn't noise that seemed to match
the expensive of what's physically on their skin.
I think not because I was. So
distracted with just working the bar because I
also kind of forgot how to fuck do
my job. So I had my staff teach
me how to did do my own job,

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which is right.
And from that we learned that the staff
are absolutely fine. Oh my god. Yeah. I'm...
I love all of my stuff. And I'm
very grateful
They do job I turned already. Are well
trained enough to retrain this. Oh my god.
The poor things are like, oak, paul p
comes in and I've got a bucket or
little bowl full of like,
globes and
use like a little. Yeah. Cheese light.

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I have little No. I know we implemented
getting them because
they're safer than the fire. Yeah. I don't
know where they go. No. Have no why.
Just just looks me she's like you the
daylight lights. And I was like, no. I
was like, I was go I had to
get really don't... 1 of the gorgeous stuff
I was show you from. Yeah. Our powers
was combined, we definitely know how to run
him. Run is. Oh, my god a hundred
percent, but Ben north not hundred percent thousand

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a hundred percent. Yeah.
Oh my god. But don't worry? I lunch
to buy this Saturday night. It was all
did. It was all. And it was neon
mine. Fucking neon. No. We're being excited about
this. No. Look. Neon, it was an absolute.
So smashed like both events were sold out.
It was awesome. It was chaos,

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and it was good chaos, but it's... It
was chaos and just I'm just such a
clean freak dress, and so watching
everyone walk around with their neon paint imprinted
up all over the fucking venue, I was
like, it was we we literally got... So
for those of you who haven't been in
yet over this weekend, we literally just got

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it brand new beautiful.
Business coat dish made
couch.
Yeah. For the entrance near the bar. It's
yes freaking stunning. Oh, it's oh good to
sit on because it's nice and firm and
it's got a nice like lay.
Oh. Yeah. She's gorgeous.
And
through Velvet. She was fine. Her maiden voyage.

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She was fine. She was taken care of,
then we get to neon nights. Who and
it was chaos. Bright green neon paint all
over our brand new baby. I think Lawrence
is actually upstairs right now still trying to
wipe more little. But it's funny.
You what, It was worth it for the
stories and for the joy and the song
that it's Have so many stories banged up
in my phone for my, like, review in

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July when... So I can tell Lawrence because
I'm like, I've saved them up. Yes. Like,
it was nuts because there was some really
fucking hot couples too where I was. At
the beginning of the night because I'd I'd
gone out to a friend's dinner, and then
we'd come...
Back in. So we... I opened and stuff,
and then Jamie was also here with me
as well. So it was... We were kind
of vibe, and we just had sex with

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the couple the day for. So we're kinda
still in that, like, phase of thinking about
couples and talking the couples, then this, like,
hot couple walks in and I was like,
oh, I could 4 I could actually see
myself having an hour of break here.
But then the chaos head, and then I
was had to... And then I'm not. I've
gotta work. Yeah. But it's fine. I got
the dates. We've got the dates. So gone
well. And I'm 1 1 of the props

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of they know. Know. I was like, I'm
gonna get your details and we'll contact later
because I can't make this work today. I'm
way too shy to do that. No. I
think you I think you got it. Not
to do it. The last couple that asked
me if I was taken around for Night
because they'd be interested in playing I thought
to made a sn noise out and then
ran away.
Could stop it. You didn't it. I did.
Actually did. We thought it was really cute

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too. Yeah but that's really misleading.
The snot noise is like fear for your
safety.
There what you want,
Oh no.
It's invested.
Okay. Let's close look. Add another 1 of
these cool stories. Oh, this is from the
old venue. Oh so in the old venue,

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on the message tables which we actually imported
over to that. And we do. Yeah. Yeah.
So we've got them We've got them. Our
first prop of full swap in a full
view of gathering crowd is what happened.
That's really sweet. I don't think I've ever
had sex on those table. That's really sweet.
I've had a massage on that. I've had
nothing on there. What? Yeah. You should get

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a massage. Don't like massages.
Maybe don't. Yeah. No. Why not? The it's
doesn't like like my tension.
Attention pulls me I don't know. It just...
It's...
You're lying. But don't do you like how
a hand massage? Like, oh no just being
taught. No. I love being touched. I don't
find them sexy.

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Like, I I don't... You think of them
like it's to physically fix you rather than
to like essential. Yeah. Like, all the lymph
fat drainage and or sports mass and stuff
that I've had over the years there's other
ways to drain out stress too. Yeah. It's
got an orgasm, and you can talk, I
thought you're I'm gonna say it a blow
job. Cool.
You're welcome me if you had the volume

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up my and I just then
I'll fuck it up.
Yeah. No. I I don't know. I I
like a good massage.
But I I also do really get where
you're coming from. Because so I love a
good, like, will you Paul P had to
do with me dis my shoulder yesterday And
I was like, p won't get back in?
I'm like, I'm like, do you push it
against a wall? Do we... What what's the?

(23:23):
Oh my god. So so I get those
massages where it's like I need to fix
things. So I get I'm really painful massages.
Then I also had history felt the ending
massage. Where, like, they start messaging, like, in
your butt, and then you're could
immediately be like, what the fuck kind of
oil, Slash you using and, like, am I
gonna get for agile. You do neuro gel?

(23:43):
Because Yeah. The stuff that we. The 1
that we've got. Yeah. But I don't trust
the intelligence of those that might potentially be
mass me to have prepared the proper gel
in advance. I always put myself. Like I
always bringing bringing myself, and I'm like, this
is what you can use in me and
No go I guess, I was kind of
my dummy side coming up but do. And
then I switched and I tend to bring
other things if I'm preparing for something, like,

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you know, coughs. And
colors and rope. Do you have a go
back? Oh, yeah. Oh, what's your go back.
Tell me I'll go back.
I could bring my suitcase to work
massive.
Yeah. Like, what is your go to kin
kit go back? Full set of rope.
Yeah. Like, a ring obviously for the suspension.
Yeah. Safety she is
and cara, so that kinda care of all

(24:25):
the rope stuff. Yeah.
I usually have a couple of little wax
candles of different heat,
that's some a who was making them intense
for a little while. That makes them really
easy to transport. That's a great idea. Yeah.
Yeah. They're gorgeous. Type the sticks and like,
what what do you do with those? When
you try and take them so and wrap
them up plastic? When you put them in
a sandwich bag and you're like,
so I have a couple of those with

(24:46):
different heats and obviously, a lighter? What Yeah.
And then
it depends on,
I guess how I'm feeling as to which
kind impact toys I have with me, but
my Basics are always
vlogger? Yep. A really nice 1. Is it
long
Making all the sounds. Sexy There we go.
Don't remembering.
Yeah. It's a long. So mine

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mine's custom made.
I asked an incredible
logo maker to make it for me. So
it's got... Handles them about this big. It's
a good handle. So it's quite it's quite
big, and then the falls
literally go from my belly button to my
needs. So maybe
it looks like
give me 60 centimeters. Yeah. That's what you
amazon. Yeah. Just realizing that the people in

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the podcast can't see our os I stupid.
Yeah.
Anyway... Yeah. But yeah. The handle is probably
about 30 centimeters. So it's yeah it's got
a nice is it's sturdy, like, a really
thin sturdy. It's incredibly well made and the
balance of it.
You know, in, K Bill when they're talking
about making samurai or... Yeah. And you have
a alcohol tang. Yeah. So the weight, the

(25:49):
way that the blade or the falls of...
The vlogger, need to balance out the weight
of the handle. Yeah. So that's exactly what
mine does. It is, like, the most the
cream and delicious 1 2. I've got 3.
Okay. Oh, yeah. Well I just picked that
russian. I've got that 1, and then I've
got 2 finger luggage, which I have loops
on them. They're going.

(26:09):
And they've got the shaving swivel in the
in the head. So you kinda got heaps
more capacity to do their.
Flo kind of thing, and oh my god.
Yeah amazing. Yeah. And then I usually carry
like a paddle. Yeah. Silicon 1 as well
as wooden 1,
couple of, black, little kind of things like
a little spiky wheel and, maybe a cane,

(26:31):
and I have
And this is my favorite toy, I think
is my favorite toy anime anyway. Oh,
an incredibly beautiful vintage ro hide camel,
What?
Thank you for what?
Okay. So in in the olden and Olden
days. Yes.
Take me back in time. They
they used to have, they used to make

(26:51):
these particular mall out of hide.
Okay.
Because, obviously,
metal was a bit harder to get hold
of. Yeah And if you try to make
it out of wood it would splinter and
if you try to make it out of
rock, the wood splinter inside the rocks. Yeah.
Yeah. So you get really, really thick high,
a massive 1. Mh. And then you cure
it, make it like, incredibly dry, and then
working in heaps and heaps of... Like soft

(27:12):
oils into it just enough so that you
can coil it really, really tight.
Until it becomes about 10 centimeters in diameter,
like So you end up with like, a
big long 10 centimeter worm. Yeah. And then
you cut it off so that you end
up with, like, a 10 centimeter by a
10. A meter kinda chop.
And then you stick a handle in the
middle.

(27:32):
Yeah. Not through the coiled bit, but like
like a t section. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So
then you end up with what looks like
a modern day Mall,
but it's made out of hide. So it's
really, really difficult to find them. I was
gonna say I've never in my, like, 11:12
years I've done this. Ever seen something like.
Let's. Of something like. Usually when you find
them, the hides already expanded because it hasn't

(27:53):
been taken care of. So they're kind of
like,
like un rolled Christmas paper wrappers. Like, Yeah.
Or un rolled toilet paper. Like, it's kind
of gotten all loose, but,
me and my other partner,
we're at
Robertson. We went a little... There's a little
there's a little church down there that you
can stay in until church. Wasn't on the

(28:13):
church. I was gonna be like,
where boy is that converted church worth thank
I
Sorry. But we went to the... Like, there's
a vintage place there as well, like antique.
Yeah. And it's infinite flawless condition and it's
just sitting there. I able to have no
idea what it was for. Well, you can't
use them anymore because our tools like nails,

(28:34):
real nails and stuff like that now. But
I vintage thing to just just chalk away,
like,
the value of that? Oh beautiful.
I love. Have you like, like named it?
Are you 1 of those people that names
your... No. I don't name all the things.
Okay. But I haven't named that. Okay. If
I did, maybe I'd call it Mil because,
you know, I feel like Sore when I've
got it.
I mean, that's fair. Far out, But it's...

(28:56):
So in terms of timing a picture of
I. 1 is like an impact toy. Yeah.
I really like carrying it around because it's
not too big, and it's not too heavy.
Yeah. And a lot of people really like...
T impact. Yeah. I like t. Like, I'm
which is why I was was so interested
about the spit slap thing because I really
like the bun like
I... Because I have a high pain tolerance
again, which is how we dissipate the shoulder,

(29:17):
and I didn't do anything about it.
So I just, like, I love a bit
of it
Yeah. So it's like... That sounds Yeah. Awesome.
And it's also in terms of using it
as a tool. Lame of vlogger, you have
to be sort of back. Yeah. To get
more space in in in the place so
you can swing it. Yeah. Again, You have
to move away as well. Paddle you can
be closer but something like the hammer.
Yeah It kinda fucks with your head a

(29:38):
little bit because it looks kinda terrifying. Yeah.
Yeah Yeah. But you can be so close
and intimate when you use it because you
don't have to swing it back. Very fun.
No. To create that delicious deep t. Yeah.
And it and it's... So it's it's a
really fun and amazing little thing that I
love using.
That's good Go back.
Just a good go fast. Just a couple

(29:59):
of things to cause some delicious pens. Yeah.
I feel like I need like, since moving
house, like, I've gone through and found a
box full of just goodies that I forgot
about, because I'd pat them all away. And
you know when you just rotate the same
stuff you'll have some amazing things you've forgotten
about. Oh. I have 45
different vi

(30:19):
Okay That Stop. I was just like, I
looked at some of them and I was,
like, when did I ever get this? That
shouldn't surprise me, but it kind of does
45 is an... That's more than 1 of
my mess. More than for 1. But it's
all back when I used to work for
Honey. So I have all the money for
dead toys and I had a head of
their range. And then when I got into,
like, butt play stuff. Like, I'm really into
butt plugs. Mh. So then I found a

(30:40):
whole bunch of vibrating butt plugs, and then
I've got like, 12 of those. So... Yeah.
Yeah. And they all had, like, modules jewel
some my different colors, some
connect to your phone. So sometimes if I'm
away for work or something I used to,
like, have it we Jamie. And he be
able, like, play on the phone. And everyone's
like, oh, that's so cute. You have 1
of those, like, things inside your vagina, and
I was, in my ass. Like. It's not

(31:02):
a my vagina. I I have I leveled
up guys. I've graduated. Yes.
It's a nice screen when you may mass
ass.
But I I just... I find it so
fun and, like... Because people can get a
bit wary of that area and a bit
like,
cautious.
And I think if you start it playing
with it yourself or at least.
Yeah. It's your. Then it makes you give

(31:24):
more. Yep. Understanding on how to, like, really
go through for it. Because I'm like, I'm
not a massive fan of like anal, but
I love anal play. Like, I I don't
need to dick in my ass all the
time, but because I'm happy with, like, toys
fucking sexy just to have the sensations and
elaine. I'm in that space. Massive.
Love. I love. I mean? Like that's a

(31:44):
really good. Thing. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't even know how we got from
massage to this. Your go bag.
Oh, go back. Well, your... I was gonna
say I was, like, during a massage though,
I normally always have.
That would be. Yeah. Okay. We've gotta get
you like. What about like far y came
and was like, peru. And when that's a
massage. No offense stole the 5 years out

(32:05):
there, but that's not my flavor of vlad.
Okay.
Viking came.
And he was like as long as he's
the kind of viking that eats, like every
fucking thing that there is. I still rest.
He eats the bacon. Yeah. Like, I wanted
I want a dad. Because, you know, I
like dad. And then like, I need to
hold on to. And I need, like, a
little bit of... This a little bit of
strength behind that as well because, yeah. You

(32:26):
want a bit of the pretty possible Yeah.
I like hair. And I like look eyes
of hair it maybe holding up. But I
can be pretty strong for a girl. So
I watch the carrier chip, which is like,
a heavy before I can leather the chair,
which I have to carry with, like, Jamie
Lawrence, I both have to like, lift it
up, and you were just like,
yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. So, like I guess
if we were gonna do, like

(32:47):
like a dream scenario. Yeah.
Yeah. Like something someone backing us through the.
Do you ever have like,
when... So I got asked this question actually
While I at the club. Mh.
Because was talking about Porn Hub and I
was like I really use... Porn have that
often, all like porn sites to watch
to get myself off. I just go into
my fucking fantasy line in my head, And

(33:09):
suddenly, I'm, like, drifted off and I'm, like,
I'm getting fucked up against the wall and
I'm over here with my toy. Like it's
in my brain just floats off. I can
do it myself. Yeah. Or if I'm if
I'm like, god. Too lazy to think. I
will go a book or a story.
I love a good erotic novel. I think
it's a blank thing. Yeah. Girls be like.
I... Actually, I had this conversation the other
day. So

(33:31):
I mean, obviously, most porn shot from a
guys. Point of view because Only a guy
can actually really see what's going on.
Unless we're... Yeah It's really less we're super
super flexible
point there you actually can't see what's happening
in doggy or in so many other position.
When I look back on Doug, hurts my
neck and then they're like, oh. So it's
our minds that have to be engaged with

(33:51):
the sensations and how it feels and all
of that kind of thing. That's true So
it totally makes more sense that as women
then
generally speaking, Mh reading,
porn or listening to soundtrack porn, audio books
on would be more likely to get us
off because just the visual stimulation. It's something
that we don't actually always see. Yeah. That's

(34:12):
true. And I don't do a lot abuse
to me. No and I'm not particularly, like
fond of just point of viewpoint. And I'm
like, god, how do you guys find this
sexy.
Look, I don't mind. I I have a
very
very
nice love Riley reid and watching her soccer,
but she has those eye watching a girl
soccer. I always think Like,

(34:32):
But then I'm like, I didn't have a
dick, so I'm like I don't know how
feels. But then I kind of then go
into my fantasy land of, like, picturing her
going down to me.
I have to tell you a ridiculous story.
Tell me, so Daddy got, Daddy got a
brand new phone
years and years ago it was oh, okay.
The very first time that they,
enabled...
Okay
virtual reality on your telephone. Yep. You're on

(34:54):
your smartphone. And so with the smartphone and
he also got a set of Goggles. Of
course that you then slot the phone into
and you can do the virtual reality. Yeah.
And I had had a very stressful day
at the job that I used to work
out. Yes. He just received his new was
incredibly excited about the whole thing, and I
got home. And he basically dragged my bag
off me and sat me down on the
bed and was, like, phone bobby, you have

(35:16):
to check this out.
Gem a virtual reality headset onto my head.
And when I look down.
There were 6 beautiful women sucking my non.
While he tried to remove my pants and
go down on me and I got so
fucking confused
because a, I don't have a dick. B
it was incredibly

(35:36):
realistic.
I swear that they were actually there.
And see I hadn't even breathed yet from
coming home from.
Oh my god. I mean, props for like,
then
trying to, like, sort it out and, like,
fuck with your head. Like, that's a nice
fuck around. It was pretty... It was it
was pretty fun, But it's the closest I
think I've ever come to having to do.

(35:57):
Having that point of view looking at the
because it's the time when you get somebody
to suck your strap on. Because I'm like.
I can't feel that It's it's sexy fuck
there. You still get the mickey eyes. Yeah.
Please.
What it that like golden cocktail tea. Cocktail.
Have you ever, like, you're like gag you

(36:18):
almost choke, but then everything just comes up?
Yep. And know I'm like, I'm just gonna
go. Yep. That's it
Yeah. And Like the string, and you back
and you're like, Mh. You're welcome.
Yeah. I when I give low jobs now.
It's like, my mouth.
Automatically saliva. And it just... Mind too. But
it's also a protection mechanism for those of
us that deep through

(36:39):
like, more often,
okay. Your your body didn't know your body
actually be like, oh my god. She's got
dick mouth. Fucking makes spit, makes spit. It'll
help. It literally helps protect. That is Right.
Every time, like I go to go down
on a guy. Instantly, It just... It's like
I couldn't even, like, talking about it. My
brain's already gone into, like, more sort live
and saliva. We've accidentally trained ourselves into a

(36:59):
prob cock.
Oh my god. Live Jesus. I guess I
will I will as welcome.
Well, it's this explains why my blow is
so sloppy. Yeah. Like, I always was straight
instantly being, like, I k Cool. We need
to lu this. Yes. Because we've been through
this before, and it hasn't been as lubricant,
and we have suffered the consequences, and and

(37:21):
we're gonna be smarter than this this time.
Let's get you.
I. This. This makes. Oh, my god, I'm
gonna go home telling you this. Tell a
story. If be like babe. Give me Dick.
I'm gonna show you something. Look
This is my old wet mouth noises is.
Oh my god. This is why Girls rock
cups. Oh, yeah. For those who never heard

(37:44):
uncensored girls. So you are also welcome.
Oh my god. See... The week came un
scripted with no fucking
motivation of what we meant to redo. I
get the feeling the lawrence is going to
redo an intro for us. I have a
feeling he's going too. Because I think we
missed something. I definitely feel... Like I feel
like we talk about the club being around
for like, 10 years or something or.

(38:05):
There's like a tag. I feel like because.
It's Australia's sexy swinging gloves. Yeah. Something.
Always... Yeah. God. Look, Lawrence When you listen
to this. I'm really sorry. Like He only
does. Steve said some great things. Man mean,
for the that he has to do the
for us. Yeah. Yeah. But he can he
can do That can be involved.
Yeah. He can be, like, you know, for

(38:26):
those of you, he can he can read
the right act that I read. He can
cut my right act down.
Yeah was like if you're at work, turn
it off now.
This is not a listen at work situation
Is not okay. This is not safe for
work. Actually, it could be if you're haven't
really fucking a bad day and your boss
is riding your ass, come listen to this
because we'll teach you how to ride your
ass properly. Yeah. Or at least encourage you

(38:47):
to explore your own bike because like, oh,
hundred percent. I have, like, 50 the amount
of, like, I actually was looking for a
butt plug last night because I broke more
mine. Okay. I didn't break into my ass
just so everyone's aware, but I did break
it. I love that that was definitely my
next question. I was like, really?
I... So I had it in my butt
and we were having sex. So Jamie and
I having sex last night. And we're on

(39:07):
the kitchen floor And I was like, 0II
can't because it it'll ride on the floor.
Oh, just by the position I was in,
so I I took it out and, like,
you know, maybe me very fucking on delicate.
Through it across the floor, and it's a
ceramic roads on the end of it on
it shattered. And the roads just popped off.
Like, I can just pull it back on.
It's fine. Yeah. But it was just, like,

(39:28):
you know, And I was like, small. But,
you know, I was in the middle of,
like, getting fucking
pound. So I was, like, I was trying
to, like, Already safely not scraped the floor
with my but? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I...
You house all? Can you have... You don't
wanna... We've decided we're not having sex in
now been until we've had sex on every
but like, island or table or couch or

(39:49):
something in our house.
So so far, we've done the couch, the
carpet,
the kitchen floor and the kitchen cabinet. That's
pretty good. So I like. We haven't we
have left bedroom yet. I think I've had
I think I've had sex in every room
my house and also the driveway in the
backyard.
But oh, I didn't think of dry on
a. I share a garage. That's probably not

(40:09):
a perk for my Well, why fuck it
is. My... I like we've got some really
close proximity neighbors. And if you're just very,
very, very quiet then you can intend it
didn't happen. I've tried. Got to be quiet.
I've tried.
Like, I'm quiet for the first cup. Orgasm,
and then it turns into, like,
Like, I...

(40:29):
I mean if if you're being quiet for
a particular reason sure. But otherwise, I really
like noise. I really like noise from guys
as well. Like guess It's Responding to, like,
what you're doing, which I really like to.
Yeah. Yeah. I love the grown in the
month like months and my runs. It is
good 1. You know, which.
Which go the Tv show.

(40:50):
That art he does that thing. When when
when someone, like, the internal grunt. Oh my
god. That no. Do you like. Oh, I
like on a guy, like, when they come,
they're, like,
And you're like this and you can care.
Like, yes. And it's like, oh, yes. I
want you to be able to. Yay. Daddy
rose like a lion. Does he. Mh. Jamie
has the eye back thing, and so I

(41:11):
always look up for stressful before he comes.
I'm like, oh, what is it? What it?
When I see it? There's always like something.
Trouble will hold on to your fucking hips
for dear life and just be like,
and I'm like, look, that's what.
Get daddy. Whoa. Kinda looks like the lion
too old cinnamon.
But Yeah. A little cinnamon in sugar and
I little when My over to wine.
Wow.

(41:32):
Oh my god. Yeah. No. I... I like
noises. I find, and especially like, when you're
playing with a goal as well, like, having
goals responding with noise. Oh, then I know
what I'm doing the right thing. It's not
like I'm just finger banging you because every
girl's is different.
Every bit We know the fucking difference between
it.
And oh. 0, yeah. Oh like know takes

(41:52):
sides shaking their lenses,
and the physical stuff that comes along with
it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We know. Thankful for. Yeah. Thankfully.
Wow.
I physical That they were the owner 2
sorry. It's all the other ones weren't appropriate
and not necessary because it was some a
few single guys asking me how to get
single.
Tickets. Oh, Yeah. Write a great application That's

(42:12):
all you need.
But I feel like there's an out
take that we do and we have to
talk about something about how to get in
contact with us. No.
Guys.
Somebody else should do this job.
But
I'm going to attempt it. So if you
wanna get in contact with us and tell
us how amazing we were, and the fact

(42:34):
that you want us back regularly,
and we will do another girl set. Actually,
we should do a proper a girl ses.
And have all the goals of Always sets.
Yeah. So a bunch of the girls that
come in That be amazing. After Club v
as well. Should all attend Club v and
then the or have a goals of Os
assess. I mean, that would be really fun.
It would. Club always be favorite it as
well. It's where I had the best orgasm,

(42:56):
with goals. And at the club.
Guys are great, but
y'all just not how to know. I can
get there. Anyway. It's a knowledge thing
transparent knowledge. So if you once you come
and contact us, you can contact the beautiful
proof because she'll answer your emails. I will.
Info secret spot dot com dot au u,
or you can
phone or text us. Mh. We'll on 0478131769.

(43:21):
Genius.
You might have be locking it me to
pick up the phone, and I will not
know the answer for you. And then you
can also get jess on any of our
socials. Yes. So head to insta at the
I'll see I'll take spot 1. It is.
Yeah. We made it easy for you. We
did. We really did.
But, yeah, Get in touch and Telemedicine Filth,

(43:43):
and
and tell us that you loved us. Yeah.
Let Lawrence know that the girl take was
highly successful
and wasn't at all not from brett?
I was very, very thoughtful. It was. And
I think we should probably say a really
special thank you to Sally.
Oh, my god. Your story. I... I'm actually
gonna to read the story when I get

(44:03):
home to Jamie be like, Tommy me you
didn't read this from a novel. Like, yeah.
I she...
She's done a few of these for us
before and fuck me they're amazing. I think...
I mean, I know I already wax lyric,
but it also does this thing where, like,
we see the club when we work in
it in such a different way. Hundred percent.
Like, we don't see the adventure that that
someone's mind go through as they kind of

(44:24):
enter the club and I actually loved
despite all the glorious filth. I just loved
the the bit at the start where she's
kinda talking about. The mental preparation. Yeah, like,
a week out. Right. And then she's like
Had no decks or or no cox. And
I'm like 10 weeks no carbs. 10 weeks,
man. Like, no. 10 days. I think it
was 10 days it was. 10 weeks oh

(44:45):
my god. Yeah. I remember because I was
like, school term, Cheese crust that's a long
time.
Shit
And I go like 2 days without having
sex. I'm fuck shit. It's a roof. I
am a grumpy bitch.
Like, Jamie literally now knows if I'm about
happy. He's like, we'll have sex and we
can have this argument afterwards and I forget
what the ugly about. Because I'm so grumpy

(45:06):
when I'm not sexually pleased. But that's really
that's a really great thing for him to
know and for him to Oh, it's so
great for him. So he's like, I get
have sex every everyday. Like, Not complaining Yeah.
No. Sound like perfect. Wow. That's amazing. Yeah.
But yeah. Like, having that perspective come through.
Good. Of what people get out of coming
to. Assess. Oh, it's so not how excited
it makes them. Makes me excited Makes me
when it come to Os. And. Here ready.

(45:27):
We are here already.
It's final. Come on the weekend. Actually, I
No. I am coming this weekend.
On I'm coming on Friday because it's meat
rock. Oh It's a gay party. Gay bd
me. But I'm coming because it's sold out
and it's... A leather week for the beautiful
deck. So I'm coming does just a small
my dick dick. That'll be really awesome. So
I'm really excited. And then we've got a
little black dress, which is almost sold out

(45:49):
as well. I will be in Newcastle thought
I can't be you for that 1 that's
cake. We're gonna have to fill our club
with our amazing guest. Yeah. We'll get some
some more dirty store. Oh, I love a
dirty story. Give you daddy's stories.
Well, thanks for listening guys, and I I
hope you enjoyed the They'll take over box.
Bye. Bye.