May 8, 2024 • 33 mins
Cue the slap base and get together a groovy horn section because we are doing a Seinfeld episode. Not about the show, no no. An episode with inspired by the very heart and soul: nothingness. In truth, Harry’s been busy and we haven’t caught up in a while, so we used this time to talk about whatever and catch up with each other. Hope you enjoy!
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Harry Weidner (00:03):
All right.
Welcome back to our tangled,
Unknown (00:09):
tangled mines. Episode 28 Dang,
Harry Weidner (00:13):
welcome back. We are making it through. This
one's not going to come out onMonday, because we're recording
it on Sunday and
Jack Weidner (00:21):
we didn't introduce ourselves, you just
like,
Unknown (00:23):
oh my gosh,
Harry Weidner (00:24):
Harry Weidner. Um Jack Bagnato
Unknown (00:27):
Sorry, I've
Jack Weidner (00:28):
been practicing that. Better wait,
Harry Weidner (00:31):
I'm a little frazzled. But yeah, this one's
not going to come out on Monday.
It'll probably come out onWednesday or Thursday. I'm
crazy. Because I finished mylast class on Tuesday.
Jack Weidner (00:43):
Last class ever until medical Yeah,
Harry Weidner (00:45):
until the We'll see about that. And then
everyone has to call me MasterWeidner.
Jack Weidner (00:53):
Is that a joke?
You want to stay with
Unknown (00:56):
Master Weidner?
Harry Weidner (01:00):
No, please don't call me that. Ever. Anyone?
Unknown (01:07):
I don't know what's new with you, Jack.
Jack Weidner (01:08):
Nothing.
Unknown (01:10):
Something has got to be new.
You think so?
Harry Weidner (01:14):
Didn't go to DC recently?
Jack Weidner (01:17):
Nope. What? More when I was gonna go to DC this
weekend.
Unknown (01:22):
I was gonna say mom told me that you went to DC. No,
I was going to
Jack Weidner (01:26):
go to DC this weekend. And then I would you
do? Hung out here and did prettymuch diddly squat. I didn't do
too much. Yeah, Haley was gone.
This weekend. She was at a babyshower with her family. So I
watched the TV show GravityFalls. I read and I got mimosas
with my friends yesterday. Cool.
(01:52):
Yeah. Was
Harry Weidner (01:53):
a bottomless? No, they
Jack Weidner (01:55):
don't do Bottomless mimosas anymore. They
were $5 though, so you could getdrunk for pretty cheap. But I
don't drink so like I had oneMimosa and I was like, I'm good.
Yeah,
Harry Weidner (02:09):
I went to a bar last night. And I got a hot
water. What is that? It's justlike, sparkling water. Oh, felt
very lame. But yeah, I'm alsooff the off the drinking wave.
So
Jack Weidner (02:25):
what is it? And there's a Seinfeld about this.
So I should know. When you'renot drinking? Are you on or off
the wagon? off the wagon. You'reoff the wagon when you're not
drinking. Thanks. And you're onthe wagon when your drink?
Unknown (02:45):
Right. Okay.
Harry Weidner (02:47):
I don't know. I have no idea.
Jack Weidner (02:48):
I avoid that expression like the plague. Not
because I'm an alcoholic, butbecause I don't actually
understand how it works. So Ijust don't say, Did
Unknown (02:57):
you? Did you watch that video that I sent you? Yeah.
Have Jared seen it before? Yeah.
Did you notice the intro? intromusic? Yeah, it was our intro
music. I know, which means theysampled it from the same place
and Adobe, that
Jack Weidner (03:12):
it will be so users. Yeah, it's a great intro.
Harry Weidner (03:16):
That is I like our intro. What else? What else?
Jack Weidner (03:19):
Oh, it's all over the news, right? Now, let's
figure out how to just have agreat profile in the New Yorker.
God, this is really this is theheight of my like, I'm about to
turn 26. And me referencing aprofile in the New Yorker by
David Remnick is really mydownfall as a human being that
Unknown (03:40):
you really are about to turn 20. So
Jack Weidner (03:42):
yeah, wow, what are the things happening? Yeah,
it wasn't there was a podcastand a profile interview in the
New Yorker by David Remnick onJerry Seinfeld about the best. I
think they call them the scholarof comedy, how he just studies
comedy and how he knows so muchabout it and different rules of
(04:03):
writing and stuff. So it wasinteresting.
Harry Weidner (04:06):
Yeah. He's a cool guy. So does he have a new movie
coming in?
Jack Weidner (04:11):
Jersey? Or was that an old video that I found a
GQ thing you sent me it was anold video. Oh, I
Harry Weidner (04:17):
didn't realize that I referred for context. I
sent Jack a Jerry SeinfeldEssentials video that he
presented things that he needsin his daily life. And their
intro music to that video. Iwill post it in the
Jack Weidner (04:32):
chat that only came out the first of May. Oh,
yeah. Four days ago, four daysago when I watched it. I thought
it was he's timeless. Like hejust doesn't
Unknown (04:43):
really engage.
Harry Weidner (04:44):
He turned 70 Jerry Seinfeld, I know but he
doesn't look seven. No, he looksgreat. Anyway, the video had the
same intro music as this podcastand that's why I sent it to Jack
but then it ended up being areally funny good video because
it was a great Jerry Seinfeld'sJerry Seinfeld You
Jack Weidner (05:00):
know, he and I have the same logo. That's what
I wanted to write. I noticedthat okay, I wasn't sure if you
noticed, because I want to talkabout of
Harry Weidner (05:08):
course I and what did he say about the Italians
leave it to the Italians to makethe greatest thing in the world?
Yeah,
Unknown (05:14):
stinking bank.
Harry Weidner (05:18):
Yeah, so that was a great video Jack and I will
have it in the description. Ifyou're wondering if when Jack
and I are gonna get to anythingthat we're talking about. We're
not going to knock up there's
Jack Weidner (05:27):
no plan. We were going to talk about something
today. We didn't I
Unknown (05:33):
didn't want to we did Harry don't want that. We'll do
it eventually. But we'll talkabout too much going on. This
really is like the Seinfeldepisode of the podcast. It's
it's a podcast about you
Jack Weidner (05:44):
say that. Like we don't have those periodically.
That yeah, but honest to God,every single episode of our
podcast is is relatively aboutnothing.
Unknown (05:53):
Yeah, but we try to try. No.
Jack Weidner (06:01):
Drinking seltzer water like we're done. Yeah. the
formality of this podcast isdead. Yeah,
Harry Weidner (06:09):
sorry. We'll come back with something in two
weeks. I do promise that we'llhave something fun here.
Jack Weidner (06:14):
Really, it's very busy. Doesn't mean really
though.
Harry Weidner (06:17):
It's like I feel like I'm busy. But I'm fake busy
here. Because I
Jack Weidner (06:23):
know, I know if people listen to the podcast,
they think you're busy. And thatI don't do anything. And that is
the most accurate. Like kind ofinference you can make from
listening to our podcast, butthat's Harry's I'm not
Unknown (06:38):
busy. But you are busy.
Harry Weidner (06:40):
But I'm like fake busy. But yeah, but is he doing
stew
Jack Weidner (06:43):
or in person that needs to be busy. You need to be
doing something. You and I couldboth say I'm doing laundry. And
you know what I say? I'm notdoing anything. I'm not doing.
I'm not doing laundry. I'm doingnothing. Do a folding laundry
and listen to music. I'm dancingaround the house. To me. That's
just nothing. Because it thathas no merit in my day. You are
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doing laundry, you are doinglaundry and I am folding socks.
That's what you're doing. It'sin your planner. You've sent out
a calendar notification toeveryone in your circle. I'm
doing laundry today. I want theworld to know there will be no
funny business with my laundry.
I will not make sock puppets andmake them talk to each other. I
will not dance around the housewhile I do laundry. I am doing
(07:31):
laundry. And that's how you knowthat's how you live your life
and that's okay i
Harry Weidner (07:36):
i did do something that's very much
unlike me. Okay the other dayyesterday, I relisted
Jack Weidner (07:42):
your octopus kit of this big at absolute will
shut up.
Unknown (07:46):
I'll talk about I'll talk about Tell me.
Harry Weidner (07:49):
I did my laundry.
And I did not fold my clothesthe same day.
Jack Weidner (07:55):
Jesus Christ. I then that was one of the signs
of the apocalypse that Johnwrote about in Revelation. And
I'm
Harry Weidner (08:02):
not sure I slept as well last night knowing that
I had unfolded laundry sittingright next to my bed.
Jack Weidner (08:08):
I want to tell you a story. Yeah, too. I folded
laundry today. Do you know howlong the clothes SAT? I think it
was two weeks. Oh,
Harry Weidner (08:19):
see ya.
Jack Weidner (08:21):
Do you know? Well, I slept because of that. No, you
probably you probably didn'tsleep terribly. But it wasn't
for her doesn't have a lot.
Harry Weidner (08:29):
Right. Like last night i i was thinking about the
laundry sitting next to my bed.
And the first thing I woke upand did was I woke up. I
stretched out a little bit andthen I folded that laundry and I
put it away. And I felt muchbetter than I can put the
laundry baskets back in thecloset.
Jack Weidner (08:48):
So that was what no no, we're not dealt with but
that's okay. All right. Let'sexplore this. When you were in
college, which is a hazard timefor most people, not you but for
most people. Is when did youfind yourself doing laundry?
Unknown (09:07):
Once a week? Yes, Saturday what time
Jack Weidner (09:10):
of day? I don't care what the free.
Unknown (09:14):
Like, early morning.
Okay.
Jack Weidner (09:16):
Did you have like a set routine? They were like,
I'm gonna do No,
Harry Weidner (09:21):
no. And sometimes it happened on like a Thursday
Thursday ended up being a reallygood laundry day. But sometimes
if I needed to like wash mysheets Saturday morning.
Unknown (09:30):
Yeah, I was
Jack Weidner (09:32):
because I was an RA. And I was always writing a
paper. I do laundry like to knowit was a great time but
sometimes tired.
Harry Weidner (09:43):
You also didn't have a I was very fortunate to
have in Unit washer dryer forthree years. Oh my god, we're
just hearing live you know itwas warm, right? Yeah, so I just
be what else did I want to askyou? about I don't know. I don't
remember. Doesn't matter whatit's about nothing.
Jack Weidner (10:04):
This is about
Harry Weidner (10:06):
was it important?
No, clearly not.
Jack Weidner (10:09):
Nothing's.
Harry Weidner (10:12):
It was something though. Oh, let's talk about
moving. Oh,
Jack Weidner (10:17):
okay, let you want to talk about moving. Let's
let's talk about it. Moving islife's way of reminding you that
it's horrible. fact that life ishorrible. Yeah, that's my take.
Harry Weidner (10:28):
Yeah. Well, you're moving. I'm moving. We're
both moving.
Jack Weidner (10:32):
We're both moving.
Harry Weidner (10:33):
I'm moving a little earlier than you are.
Talking about your move. I wantto hear about your logistics
what you think.
Jack Weidner (10:41):
I mean, there's no logistics, I've just started the
process of looking for anapartment in New York City,
which is a nightmare. You needlike a broker. You need like
references from past likemultiple as tenants. You need to
like sacrifice six goats to theGod of Zeus. And it's just
(11:02):
there's a lot of things thatI've like, gotten ready, and
then I'm going to go starttouring, all with the hopes of
being able to like get obese intime for when my lease ends in
Maryland, which is September 12.
Yeah, when
Harry Weidner (11:20):
do when Can you excuse me, When can you start
looking at apartments?
Jack Weidner (11:24):
I'm going to start this month is my plan. So I have
some like emails out to people,because I want to be able to
like, really not have to panictoo much. So like start looking
in may have June have July.
Panic in August. Give up on mydreams in September. Well,
though, and then yeah. No, I'mkidding.
Harry Weidner (11:47):
I hope that doesn't happen. But okay, that
makes sense. Okay, I'm going toput the brakes on the moving
conversation. Okay. I did wantto ask you, you now that you
live with your girlfriend? Yes.
Are you appreciative of the timethat you have alone?
Jack Weidner (12:00):
Yeah, but I'm always I've always been
appreciative of the time thatI've had a lot. Right.
Harry Weidner (12:04):
But you've had more time alone. In the past?
Jack Weidner (12:08):
Yeah. What do you mean? Like I've had more time
because I used to live alone.
Yeah, yeah.
Unknown (12:15):
Yeah. Has that changed?
Like you would do? You wouldweaken by yourself? Was that
awesome? Yeah. I loved. Yeah.
Yeah. Apps interesting.
Jack Weidner (12:23):
It was great.
Okay. Yeah. Because here's thething. I think like, no matter
what, your, what's called a viserow, my friends that have gotten
married, we're just reallyshooting the shit to that. Yeah,
my friends that have gottenmarried, I'd say a big problem,
a point of contention in theirmarriages. The girls always say,
you play a lot of video games.
(12:50):
And then the guys are like,yeah, because like, that's how
they interact socially. It'slike, based around video games.
And that time is very sacred tothem. And I think a lot of
people have something like that.
And I don't want to just saymen, but I think like everyone
does. I like to read. And I liketo read at night. But I, you
(13:13):
know, like, because there'sanother person. Like, I don't
want to just like I'll sit thereand silence it and read and not
engage with them. And I thinkthat drives her nuts. So I do
that less. I read so much. Thisweekend. Like just, I listened.
(13:37):
I was always like, I was walkingaround listening to podcasts. I
just like
Unknown (13:42):
Rhett was great.
Jack Weidner (13:45):
So like, he doesn't have to deal with me
playing video games, because Idon't play video games. But I
do. I will. Nick neglectspending time with her to read.
And when there's no guilt there,I love it's great.
Harry Weidner (14:02):
Right? Yeah, that's something I can never
speak about.
Jack Weidner (14:07):
Yeah, maybe one I think
Harry Weidner (14:10):
there we'll see.
I think my vice vise like thatis honestly awesome in perfect.
Because it's like gettingoutside and doing some sort of
endurance activity.
Jack Weidner (14:24):
No, I found that your advice. That's what Well, I
guess if you'd like to know ifyou'd like to do that. That's a
good yeah,
Harry Weidner (14:32):
like my run today was awesome. And I missed that
in yesterday spending two and ahalf hours on the bike.
Jack Weidner (14:39):
That was yeah, I'd say that. I'd say that's your
advice. I can see that becauselike some guys it's golf. Right.
Like they're gonna go play too.
Right?
Unknown (14:47):
Yeah, like Johnny's would be golf. Jada, your
roommate like, yeah, in golf.
Back from golf. Yeah, right.
Like we're gonna go play tright. No, he didn't. He just
went to the Ranger was awesome.
Yeah, like Oh, Um, no, I
Harry Weidner (15:00):
get that. I get that. All right. Wait,
Jack Weidner (15:04):
I will say one of my least favorite things about
being the in this situation too,is like, I will read something.
And then I will want to talkabout it with someone. And you
said a bit. Oh, there's so muchin there someone in my
apartment. That's perfect. Yeah,problem is sometimes it happens
(15:25):
at 2am. That's a fair problem,right? Like, don't wake someone
up at 2am to be like, Hey, Ijust had this random thought.
Another problem is, if you'rewith someone that doesn't give a
shit about what you're talkingabout, the it's, you're still
just like, okay, so yeah, we'rejust talking about. You're still
(15:47):
without. So it's like, you thinkyou've solved half of your
issue, right? Like you can'tread. But you also can't talk
about its interest. Yeah.
Unknown (15:59):
Should we get back to moving? Yeah, sure. Let's
Jack Weidner (16:01):
talk about moving.
Harry Weidner (16:02):
I just signed a lease. I told you about this,
right. Yeah. I just had a leasefor June 15. Moving to Denver
with my friend Riley.
Unknown (16:09):
He was on his own. Yes.
Yeah. So crazy. And oh my god,look at that. We get to do this.
Full circle things. Elizahearable. This is awesome.
Harry Weidner (16:17):
I'm loving. I'm having fun. I'm moving to Denver
in June. Do that in Yeah, that'sa you're like a month. It's a
month, but my lease starts June15. But I'm not moving until the
27th or something. Yeah. And itsucks. I mean, let me tell you,
it sucks. Because I moved toBoston and I bought stuff. And
(16:42):
the move to Boston, I packed upmy apartment in State College
and I put a trailer a five byseven trailer on the back of my
car. And I moved up here andthat drive that eight hour
drive. Seven, six hour I endedup being eight with the trailer.
It I hated it. I hated everysecond of it. Because driving
with the trailer or the back ofyour car sucks. And now that
(17:05):
I've moved here, I'veaccumulated more things. I've
gotten a dresser, a couchbarchart a desk. A bed. I didn't
have a bed before, too. So I'vejust had socks. I've just
accumulated all of this shit.
And I am so stressed about it'soff. I'm so stressed about it.
Like, am I gonna get anothertrailer? I'm not going to fit
(17:28):
everything in a five by seven.
That's for damn sure. So my ideais six by eight. I don't know.
Or do I want to just make thejump and buy like a pod? So u
haul sells these you box thingsnot gonna get pods because I got
a quote for a pod. And guess howmuch a quote for a pod is from
here. You haven't even explainedwhat a pod is. It's like one of
(17:50):
those things that you put on thestreet and you fill it up and
then they ship it out for youand they drive it across and
then by the time that you get towhere you need to be social
Jack Weidner (17:58):
just minor mover that you pack the stuff. Yeah.
Okay.
Harry Weidner (18:04):
Yeah. And they drive it across the country for
you pretty cool, but it's like1000
Jack Weidner (18:08):
you to Nish Why don't we need to reinvent moving
by doing the same thing. Butyou're doing more work? Well,
it's
Harry Weidner (18:18):
for this it's the convenience factor so you can
leave the pod on the street orwherever for a week or a month
or some What is it made upmetal? It's a big metal box.
Jack Weidner (18:29):
You just are allowed to leave that on the
street. You can Pearlman stuffyeah I'm hurt you to go you what
you're gonna go to city all belike I need a permit to leave my
pawn on the street for twomonths. That's outrageous.
Harry Weidner (18:43):
Yeah, but if you're doing it in a suburban
area, then it's like a suburbanarea. Yeah, my driveway. Yeah,
in urban, right. That's whyThat's why getting a potty
nightmare. It's a nightmare.
It's sucks and um, why are
Unknown (18:55):
you even thinking about a pot? What is this pot because
Harry Weidner (18:59):
I don't want to drive my car with a U haul on
the back of it across thecountry get
Jack Weidner (19:05):
a mover Why are we having these? But that's
Harry Weidner (19:08):
the thing. That's the thing movers
Jack Weidner (19:10):
are also very movers are very expensive. But
if you're considering and Idon't have a mover right, okay,
so then then that everythingwe've talked about, completely
irrelevant.
Unknown (19:21):
The bill odd fuck the pot. The holidays are happening.
But Chad's reaching out. Let'shear me out.
Harry Weidner (19:28):
Let's pod not happening for $1,000 Not
happening. But what I can get isu haul has a similar thing to
pods. And it's like a you box
Jack Weidner (19:37):
and you patch.
That's gonna make a job right?
What's it called a box?
Unknown (19:41):
It's a you bunkers. And it's not a pod. It's a U box.
Jack Weidner (19:44):
Do you know why it's called a U box? Because
Because you
Harry Weidner (19:47):
do ourself you buy oxy yourself and then so I
might get one of those. Thoseare also expensive. That's about
$1,300
Jack Weidner (19:54):
Explain this premise. What what is the like,
how does the box work?
Harry Weidner (19:58):
It works. Just like Get the pot. So it's a
small tea leaf. It's smaller.
Yeah.
Jack Weidner (20:03):
What is the box made out of also
Harry Weidner (20:05):
metal? No non metal. It's like a wooden frame.
Jack Weidner (20:08):
You just want to leave a wood box outside your
apartment. Well,
Unknown (20:15):
I play i read i,
Jack Weidner (20:17):
let's also talk about this. How many parking
tickets? Have you gotten whileliving in your apartment
building? Because of theconstantly in flux, parking
rules outside, you
Harry Weidner (20:29):
can't really get a ticket on a pod.
Jack Weidner (20:32):
I was sure they could take it upon your inbox. I
Harry Weidner (20:37):
don't know how that works. But I'd have to get
a I'd get a permit. I'd gothrough the city hall process to
get a permit.
Jack Weidner (20:42):
That sounds like a nightmare. And it's a
Harry Weidner (20:46):
nice, it's five units. It's arguable. It's
Jack Weidner (20:49):
this is too much
Harry Weidner (20:50):
for me. It is it but it's too much for me, but I
very much have to do it. So
Jack Weidner (20:55):
question. So you weren't concerned with the
spacing of of a U haul?
Harry Weidner (21:02):
Yes. And yet, am I concerned with the spacing
Jack Weidner (21:05):
of the blue bar versus the PA. So a little
bigger than than a U haul?
Harry Weidner (21:10):
The U box is a little bigger than the U haul
trailer. Okay. So I'd have alittle more space, and I
wouldn't have to drive it on theback of my car. Now the U haul
trailer that I would need is$800. The U box is $1,300. Do I
think that that is worth
Jack Weidner (21:32):
that? I don't know that and that you still have so
then they drop off your box inDenver? You have to unpack it
immediately, right? Because Imean, I would imagine that you'd
have to either get a permit orunpack it.
Harry Weidner (21:47):
Yeah. What's nice about where I'm moving to in
Denver is it's a little less solittle. Okay. It's not less I
mean, yeah, it's it's less of apain in the ass. So
Jack Weidner (21:56):
I have no questions I have. So this is
just too much. I'm already like,what is your knee too? So? So
the, your place in Denver?
Harry Weidner (22:09):
Is there in Las Colinas?
Jack Weidner (22:11):
Is it a walk up?
Are you flights up?
Harry Weidner (22:13):
It's an apartment building? We're on floor two.
Jack Weidner (22:15):
I think I have four floors. It's not you know,
there's an elevator. It's aschlep, there's an elevator. Are
you gonna be able to fit a bed?
And that's a question
Harry Weidner (22:24):
I imagine. Had they added everyone else get it
up there? They might have walkedthe stairs. I don't know. What's
nice about my bed is I can takeit apart. I'm worried about the
mattress. Yeah,
Jack Weidner (22:37):
well, that's the thing. You know, there's always
like your Are you going to takeapart your dresser? There's so
many things. I don't think somoving is the worst. The only
argument that I think for thesuburbs, like the 50s mindset is
just to go like the only goldenlike silver lining to the 50s
mindset is to go somewhere. Anddone. Never leave and never
(23:02):
leave. Like just go and die. Ah,that sounds great. Yeah,
Harry Weidner (23:09):
I'm afraid that if I move to Denver, or when I
go to the West Coast, I'm notcoming back. You won't
Jack Weidner (23:15):
be able to come back. It will be the east coast
will be underwater by the timeyou're ready to come back. And
then there'll be no pointanyways. Right? Yeah, I don't
know. Is that too?
Harry Weidner (23:29):
Yeah. So Lord, I don't know. I'm
Jack Weidner (23:31):
having heart palpitations.
Harry Weidner (23:33):
I am excited. I'm very excited. I'm very excited
to move but I'm also not excitedto move. I think I'm going to be
pissed off for about a weekstraight. The week before I move
off all but I like I willactually just be like, not fun
to be around. Usually. I'mpretty fun to be here.
Jack Weidner (23:53):
You're pretty fun.
Harry Weidner (23:54):
I reckon I'm a good time
Jack Weidner (23:56):
to turn into jack for two weeks before any move.
That's gonna be it's gonna soakGod. He's gonna sell pessimistic
you're gonna be for two weeks.
Already. That's what's gonnakeep you up at soccer to be your
laundry. It's gonna be like,God, I hate myself. Why am I
Harry Weidner (24:10):
across the country? Yeah, it's gonna suck.
Do
Jack Weidner (24:13):
you know, I would just like to say Azure. No one's
asked me how I feel about
Unknown (24:18):
this. Man. Moving on.
You're excited? No,
Jack Weidner (24:22):
I'm bummed because you're not gonna be on the East
Coast.
Harry Weidner (24:26):
And yeah, but I'll be somewhere gradual that
you could have come visit. Yeah,
Jack Weidner (24:30):
but it's a schlep like of course. I'm going to
talk about how excited I am togo busy you and I want to go
skiing on the West Coast. Likethat's awesome, right? Like,
that's all you and I have talkedabout how much we would love to
like go hiking. That soundsgreat. Yeah, but it's a schlep
Harry Weidner (24:45):
to go it is ill thing. It's a pain in the ass.
But you won't have to drive a Uhaul across the country. You
might not have to truck. Ireally hope I don't have to. I'm
really trying. I'm digging deepcannot have to do it. So,
Jack Weidner (25:00):
this is another question that I have. So the
West Coast has a vibe
Unknown (25:05):
that is not moving to
Harry Weidner (25:06):
the West Coast, right in the last month or so.
But it is moving to Denver.
Yeah. Which is not the WestCoast. I'm only two hours
behind. Right? It's not. It'snot.
Unknown (25:19):
Yeah, two hours three, but that matters. These things
matter. Yeah. It's an hour. It'scountable. Yeah. It matters.
Harry Weidner (25:26):
So it's not like, I don't know. If it matters, it
matters. So I'm not moving tothe West Coast. I move right
Denver.
Jack Weidner (25:34):
You're moving out west. I'm moving out with us.
Yeah. To that's different.
Right. And decided for the vibeof Denver. Like obviously, like
you're you spoken. You're veryoutdoorsy guy.
Harry Weidner (25:47):
Yeah, I remember.
I don't. I can't wait. I thinkthat I'm happy that I lived in
Boston for the past two years,but I think that, but if
anything, Boston has taught methat I like to be outside more
than I currently am outside. AndDenver is a perfect place to
just be outside as much as Iwant to be and have easy access
(26:08):
to outside. There's a lot ofgood access to outside here. But
the city is less focused onbeing outside in Boston. Where's
Denver? It's like, Let's gooutside. Let's go for a hike.
Let's go up to Boulder. Let's gofor a hike. I mean, I think I'm
gonna sign up for a triathlon inBoulder. for July 30. Pretty
(26:28):
cool. Outside swimming reservoiroutside. I just want to be
outside. I want to be 12 Again,I want to play outside as much
as I can have some sunshine. 300days of sunshine.
Unknown (26:44):
Can't beat that.
Because I want to say it's yeah,it's not last Sunday. They're
sunny there all the time, son.
What's kind of nice, prettysweet. Well, it's
Jack Weidner (26:53):
Carlin's great.
Harry Weidner (26:54):
It's cloudy here all every day. Yeah. I haven't
seen the sun and I haven't seenthe sunshine since I don't know
when. But I don't know. I'mexcited. I'm not excited to move
though.
Jack Weidner (27:09):
Yeah, no, the act of moving is? No. Do
Unknown (27:12):
you know how you're gonna fucking do it? No.
Jack Weidner (27:15):
Especially if I get like a walk up. No,
Harry Weidner (27:19):
I you're gonna have to hire movers. I know. I
know. But you see, you can hiremovers to just unpack your shit,
right?
Unknown (27:27):
Which
Jack Weidner (27:28):
I would recommend.
And that's what I was thinking Iwas gonna do I think I think it
was gonna do a u haul. But like,me in the U haul, driving the U
haul? Washer?
Harry Weidner (27:38):
Or what are you gonna do about a car, you're
gonna have car guests, you'reprobably not gonna have a car I
Jack Weidner (27:42):
might have. But it will just be one car. And
someone else could drive.
Harry Weidner (27:48):
Or you could tow your car. See, I went through
this process to you can tellyour coil on the back of a U
Jack Weidner (27:53):
haul? That's the does. I don't drive big cars. Do
you know the fear of me drivinga U haul and any close capacity
to any other thing?
Unknown (28:02):
It's terrible. Yeah, it sucks. Oh my god. So
Harry Weidner (28:08):
you'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. It'll
happen things will get done. Ihate so that's our moving
segment.
Jack Weidner (28:15):
Don't I think moving is great. Like I'm a very
portable person. I have too manyI have too much stuff. Like I
have a bed. Which and a dresser.
But like so like when I go whenI'm just like moving around.
Like I just have a suitcase. Andif I just had a suitcase like a
throw in my car. I would notcare. I like the act of moving.
I hate moving things. Right. Thethings make it hard. The things
(28:39):
make it hard. So just don't getthings. If that's so hard, or I
know because you have to have athing. I need a desk. This is
really a cat.
Harry Weidner (28:50):
I can't I don't have a bed. Yeah, I need a
dresser. Where am I going tosplit the rest of my day?
Jack Weidner (28:56):
My little suitcase of clothes. See, my problem is I
have way too many books. I haveway too many
Harry Weidner (29:02):
books. Yeah. You have like hundreds of pounds of
books. Yeah, audiobooks, andbookshelves. Where do you know
but
Jack Weidner (29:10):
I don't have this.
This is the fact I don't needthat many bookshelves because my
bed is a bookshop. That's why Ispent money on this specific
bet. Because the med itselfcould all of my books. That's
pretty cool. It's the best food.
Yeah.
Harry Weidner (29:29):
Well, that's our moving segment. Yeah, that's in
the podcast episode aboutnothing.
Jack Weidner (29:36):
There's one last thing I want to talk about. I
don't know if you notice Arey.
We're on Zoom. And there's somethings behind me here.
Harry Weidner (29:42):
I was gonna ask about your periodic table. Yeah,
I like it back. I didn't know ifit was new. I hadn't
Jack Weidner (29:47):
used a brand new but yep, I got it on sale from
the makers of Crash Course. Ididn't look at the size because
it was $10 and It looks small inthe picture. And then this huge
thing showed up two feet bythree feet.
Unknown (30:08):
So I accidentally ordered two feet by the
Jack Weidner (30:14):
periodic table.
And here's the thing. We startedthis by talking about kind of
like how I live with someoneelse. When you buy a two feet by
three seat periodic table,without a direct connection to
the sciences, you are asked,Why?
Unknown (30:36):
Why do you need back a little via a table? And then,
you know,
Jack Weidner (30:42):
you're like, it was $10 How often do you like,
you know, like, how many times aday do you just wonder what the
atomic number of lithium is?
Those aren't. Oh, you got to doit. Do you now?
Harry Weidner (30:56):
Is it three?
Unknown (30:58):
I know they'll turn around and look you got a big
out periodic table. Yeah, it isthree. Nice. Yeah.
Jack Weidner (31:05):
That's what I said. I'm going to start in all
of my work meetings. I'm goingto start referencing elements
you shouldn't like Phone Fax, Isent out a memo or my mother my
boss was like, I just wanted tolet you know I just got this
periodic table. I will bedropping elemental facts.
Harry Weidner (31:26):
So why don't you have a periodic table and what
else the
Jack Weidner (31:29):
history of the United States so it's like a
poster kind of like goingthrough the gorges that start I
think it starts at natives andSpaniards, which is the first
episode of Crash Course USA.
Okay. So basically it startswith the I can't think they're
all pumpkin roses. Yeah. Okay.
Unknown (31:54):
Because America didn't exist before then.
Jack Weidner (31:57):
American history started in 1776 That night I
want it so thank you all for ifyou stuck around this long
here's to you I toast you. Thankyou for sticking around see how
this mess really unraveled. Thiswas the Seinfeld episode The
episode about nothing. Hope youthat really, you know resonated
(32:19):
with you if you have anythoughts you can email us at our
take gmail.com Your yourthoughts your your deepest
desires can be well to us. Andno
Unknown (32:30):
don't do that.
Don't give us your didn't
Jack Weidner (32:37):
have this will be coming out on a Thursday
probably so have a wonderfulweek or Wednesday or Wednesday.
Have a wonderful week. Have awonderful week and thank you so
much for joining and we'll seeyou.
Unknown (33:01):
Soon
All right.
Welcome back to our tangled,
Unknown (00:09):
tangled mines. Episode 28 Dang,
Harry Weidner (00:13):
welcome back. We are making it through. This
one's not going to come out onMonday, because we're recording
it on Sunday and
Jack Weidner (00:21):
we didn't introduce ourselves, you just
like,
Unknown (00:23):
oh my gosh,
Harry Weidner (00:24):
Harry Weidner. Um Jack Bagnato
Unknown (00:27):
Sorry, I've
Jack Weidner (00:28):
been practicing that. Better wait,
Harry Weidner (00:31):
I'm a little frazzled. But yeah, this one's
not going to come out on Monday.
It'll probably come out onWednesday or Thursday. I'm
crazy. Because I finished mylast class on Tuesday.
Jack Weidner (00:43):
Last class ever until medical Yeah,
Harry Weidner (00:45):
until the We'll see about that. And then
everyone has to call me MasterWeidner.
Jack Weidner (00:53):
Is that a joke?
You want to stay with
Unknown (00:56):
Master Weidner?
Harry Weidner (01:00):
No, please don't call me that. Ever. Anyone?
Unknown (01:07):
I don't know what's new with you, Jack.
Jack Weidner (01:08):
Nothing.
Unknown (01:10):
Something has got to be new.
You think so?
Harry Weidner (01:14):
Didn't go to DC recently?
Jack Weidner (01:17):
Nope. What? More when I was gonna go to DC this
weekend.
Unknown (01:22):
I was gonna say mom told me that you went to DC. No,
I was going to
Jack Weidner (01:26):
go to DC this weekend. And then I would you
do? Hung out here and did prettymuch diddly squat. I didn't do
too much. Yeah, Haley was gone.
This weekend. She was at a babyshower with her family. So I
watched the TV show GravityFalls. I read and I got mimosas
with my friends yesterday. Cool.
(01:52):
Yeah. Was
Harry Weidner (01:53):
a bottomless? No, they
Jack Weidner (01:55):
don't do Bottomless mimosas anymore. They
were $5 though, so you could getdrunk for pretty cheap. But I
don't drink so like I had oneMimosa and I was like, I'm good.
Yeah,
Harry Weidner (02:09):
I went to a bar last night. And I got a hot
water. What is that? It's justlike, sparkling water. Oh, felt
very lame. But yeah, I'm alsooff the off the drinking wave.
So
Jack Weidner (02:25):
what is it? And there's a Seinfeld about this.
So I should know. When you'renot drinking? Are you on or off
the wagon? off the wagon. You'reoff the wagon when you're not
drinking. Thanks. And you're onthe wagon when your drink?
Unknown (02:45):
Right. Okay.
Harry Weidner (02:47):
I don't know. I have no idea.
Jack Weidner (02:48):
I avoid that expression like the plague. Not
because I'm an alcoholic, butbecause I don't actually
understand how it works. So Ijust don't say, Did
Unknown (02:57):
you? Did you watch that video that I sent you? Yeah.
Have Jared seen it before? Yeah.
Did you notice the intro? intromusic? Yeah, it was our intro
music. I know, which means theysampled it from the same place
and Adobe, that
Jack Weidner (03:12):
it will be so users. Yeah, it's a great intro.
Harry Weidner (03:16):
That is I like our intro. What else? What else?
Jack Weidner (03:19):
Oh, it's all over the news, right? Now, let's
figure out how to just have agreat profile in the New Yorker.
God, this is really this is theheight of my like, I'm about to
turn 26. And me referencing aprofile in the New Yorker by
David Remnick is really mydownfall as a human being that
Unknown (03:40):
you really are about to turn 20. So
Jack Weidner (03:42):
yeah, wow, what are the things happening? Yeah,
it wasn't there was a podcastand a profile interview in the
New Yorker by David Remnick onJerry Seinfeld about the best. I
think they call them the scholarof comedy, how he just studies
comedy and how he knows so muchabout it and different rules of
(04:03):
writing and stuff. So it wasinteresting.
Harry Weidner (04:06):
Yeah. He's a cool guy. So does he have a new movie
coming in?
Jack Weidner (04:11):
Jersey? Or was that an old video that I found a
GQ thing you sent me it was anold video. Oh, I
Harry Weidner (04:17):
didn't realize that I referred for context. I
sent Jack a Jerry SeinfeldEssentials video that he
presented things that he needsin his daily life. And their
intro music to that video. Iwill post it in the
Jack Weidner (04:32):
chat that only came out the first of May. Oh,
yeah. Four days ago, four daysago when I watched it. I thought
it was he's timeless. Like hejust doesn't
Unknown (04:43):
really engage.
Harry Weidner (04:44):
He turned 70 Jerry Seinfeld, I know but he
doesn't look seven. No, he looksgreat. Anyway, the video had the
same intro music as this podcastand that's why I sent it to Jack
but then it ended up being areally funny good video because
it was a great Jerry Seinfeld'sJerry Seinfeld You
Jack Weidner (05:00):
know, he and I have the same logo. That's what
I wanted to write. I noticedthat okay, I wasn't sure if you
noticed, because I want to talkabout of
Harry Weidner (05:08):
course I and what did he say about the Italians
leave it to the Italians to makethe greatest thing in the world?
Yeah,
Unknown (05:14):
stinking bank.
Harry Weidner (05:18):
Yeah, so that was a great video Jack and I will
have it in the description. Ifyou're wondering if when Jack
and I are gonna get to anythingthat we're talking about. We're
not going to knock up there's
Jack Weidner (05:27):
no plan. We were going to talk about something
today. We didn't I
Unknown (05:33):
didn't want to we did Harry don't want that. We'll do
it eventually. But we'll talkabout too much going on. This
really is like the Seinfeldepisode of the podcast. It's
it's a podcast about you
Jack Weidner (05:44):
say that. Like we don't have those periodically.
That yeah, but honest to God,every single episode of our
podcast is is relatively aboutnothing.
Unknown (05:53):
Yeah, but we try to try. No.
Jack Weidner (06:01):
Drinking seltzer water like we're done. Yeah. the
formality of this podcast isdead. Yeah,
Harry Weidner (06:09):
sorry. We'll come back with something in two
weeks. I do promise that we'llhave something fun here.
Jack Weidner (06:14):
Really, it's very busy. Doesn't mean really
though.
Harry Weidner (06:17):
It's like I feel like I'm busy. But I'm fake busy
here. Because I
Jack Weidner (06:23):
know, I know if people listen to the podcast,
they think you're busy. And thatI don't do anything. And that is
the most accurate. Like kind ofinference you can make from
listening to our podcast, butthat's Harry's I'm not
Unknown (06:38):
busy. But you are busy.
Harry Weidner (06:40):
But I'm like fake busy. But yeah, but is he doing
stew
Jack Weidner (06:43):
or in person that needs to be busy. You need to be
doing something. You and I couldboth say I'm doing laundry. And
you know what I say? I'm notdoing anything. I'm not doing.
I'm not doing laundry. I'm doingnothing. Do a folding laundry
and listen to music. I'm dancingaround the house. To me. That's
just nothing. Because it thathas no merit in my day. You are
(07:08):
doing laundry, you are doinglaundry and I am folding socks.
That's what you're doing. It'sin your planner. You've sent out
a calendar notification toeveryone in your circle. I'm
doing laundry today. I want theworld to know there will be no
funny business with my laundry.
I will not make sock puppets andmake them talk to each other. I
will not dance around the housewhile I do laundry. I am doing
(07:31):
laundry. And that's how you knowthat's how you live your life
and that's okay i
Harry Weidner (07:36):
i did do something that's very much
unlike me. Okay the other dayyesterday, I relisted
Jack Weidner (07:42):
your octopus kit of this big at absolute will
shut up.
Unknown (07:46):
I'll talk about I'll talk about Tell me.
Harry Weidner (07:49):
I did my laundry.
And I did not fold my clothesthe same day.
Jack Weidner (07:55):
Jesus Christ. I then that was one of the signs
of the apocalypse that Johnwrote about in Revelation. And
I'm
Harry Weidner (08:02):
not sure I slept as well last night knowing that
I had unfolded laundry sittingright next to my bed.
Jack Weidner (08:08):
I want to tell you a story. Yeah, too. I folded
laundry today. Do you know howlong the clothes SAT? I think it
was two weeks. Oh,
Harry Weidner (08:19):
see ya.
Jack Weidner (08:21):
Do you know? Well, I slept because of that. No, you
probably you probably didn'tsleep terribly. But it wasn't
for her doesn't have a lot.
Harry Weidner (08:29):
Right. Like last night i i was thinking about the
laundry sitting next to my bed.
And the first thing I woke upand did was I woke up. I
stretched out a little bit andthen I folded that laundry and I
put it away. And I felt muchbetter than I can put the
laundry baskets back in thecloset.
Jack Weidner (08:48):
So that was what no no, we're not dealt with but
that's okay. All right. Let'sexplore this. When you were in
college, which is a hazard timefor most people, not you but for
most people. Is when did youfind yourself doing laundry?
Unknown (09:07):
Once a week? Yes, Saturday what time
Jack Weidner (09:10):
of day? I don't care what the free.
Unknown (09:14):
Like, early morning.
Okay.
Jack Weidner (09:16):
Did you have like a set routine? They were like,
I'm gonna do No,
Harry Weidner (09:21):
no. And sometimes it happened on like a Thursday
Thursday ended up being a reallygood laundry day. But sometimes
if I needed to like wash mysheets Saturday morning.
Unknown (09:30):
Yeah, I was
Jack Weidner (09:32):
because I was an RA. And I was always writing a
paper. I do laundry like to knowit was a great time but
sometimes tired.
Harry Weidner (09:43):
You also didn't have a I was very fortunate to
have in Unit washer dryer forthree years. Oh my god, we're
just hearing live you know itwas warm, right? Yeah, so I just
be what else did I want to askyou? about I don't know. I don't
remember. Doesn't matter whatit's about nothing.
Jack Weidner (10:04):
This is about
Harry Weidner (10:06):
was it important?
No, clearly not.
Jack Weidner (10:09):
Nothing's.
Harry Weidner (10:12):
It was something though. Oh, let's talk about
moving. Oh,
Jack Weidner (10:17):
okay, let you want to talk about moving. Let's
let's talk about it. Moving islife's way of reminding you that
it's horrible. fact that life ishorrible. Yeah, that's my take.
Harry Weidner (10:28):
Yeah. Well, you're moving. I'm moving. We're
both moving.
Jack Weidner (10:32):
We're both moving.
Harry Weidner (10:33):
I'm moving a little earlier than you are.
Talking about your move. I wantto hear about your logistics
what you think.
Jack Weidner (10:41):
I mean, there's no logistics, I've just started the
process of looking for anapartment in New York City,
which is a nightmare. You needlike a broker. You need like
references from past likemultiple as tenants. You need to
like sacrifice six goats to theGod of Zeus. And it's just
(11:02):
there's a lot of things thatI've like, gotten ready, and
then I'm going to go starttouring, all with the hopes of
being able to like get obese intime for when my lease ends in
Maryland, which is September 12.
Yeah, when
Harry Weidner (11:20):
do when Can you excuse me, When can you start
looking at apartments?
Jack Weidner (11:24):
I'm going to start this month is my plan. So I have
some like emails out to people,because I want to be able to
like, really not have to panictoo much. So like start looking
in may have June have July.
Panic in August. Give up on mydreams in September. Well,
though, and then yeah. No, I'mkidding.
Harry Weidner (11:47):
I hope that doesn't happen. But okay, that
makes sense. Okay, I'm going toput the brakes on the moving
conversation. Okay. I did wantto ask you, you now that you
live with your girlfriend? Yes.
Are you appreciative of the timethat you have alone?
Jack Weidner (12:00):
Yeah, but I'm always I've always been
appreciative of the time thatI've had a lot. Right.
Harry Weidner (12:04):
But you've had more time alone. In the past?
Jack Weidner (12:08):
Yeah. What do you mean? Like I've had more time
because I used to live alone.
Yeah, yeah.
Unknown (12:15):
Yeah. Has that changed?
Like you would do? You wouldweaken by yourself? Was that
awesome? Yeah. I loved. Yeah.
Yeah. Apps interesting.
Jack Weidner (12:23):
It was great.
Okay. Yeah. Because here's thething. I think like, no matter
what, your, what's called a viserow, my friends that have gotten
married, we're just reallyshooting the shit to that. Yeah,
my friends that have gottenmarried, I'd say a big problem,
a point of contention in theirmarriages. The girls always say,
you play a lot of video games.
(12:50):
And then the guys are like,yeah, because like, that's how
they interact socially. It'slike, based around video games.
And that time is very sacred tothem. And I think a lot of
people have something like that.
And I don't want to just saymen, but I think like everyone
does. I like to read. And I liketo read at night. But I, you
(13:13):
know, like, because there'sanother person. Like, I don't
want to just like I'll sit thereand silence it and read and not
engage with them. And I thinkthat drives her nuts. So I do
that less. I read so much. Thisweekend. Like just, I listened.
(13:37):
I was always like, I was walkingaround listening to podcasts. I
just like
Unknown (13:42):
Rhett was great.
Jack Weidner (13:45):
So like, he doesn't have to deal with me
playing video games, because Idon't play video games. But I
do. I will. Nick neglectspending time with her to read.
And when there's no guilt there,I love it's great.
Harry Weidner (14:02):
Right? Yeah, that's something I can never
speak about.
Jack Weidner (14:07):
Yeah, maybe one I think
Harry Weidner (14:10):
there we'll see.
I think my vice vise like thatis honestly awesome in perfect.
Because it's like gettingoutside and doing some sort of
endurance activity.
Jack Weidner (14:24):
No, I found that your advice. That's what Well, I
guess if you'd like to know ifyou'd like to do that. That's a
good yeah,
Harry Weidner (14:32):
like my run today was awesome. And I missed that
in yesterday spending two and ahalf hours on the bike.
Jack Weidner (14:39):
That was yeah, I'd say that. I'd say that's your
advice. I can see that becauselike some guys it's golf. Right.
Like they're gonna go play too.
Right?
Unknown (14:47):
Yeah, like Johnny's would be golf. Jada, your
roommate like, yeah, in golf.
Back from golf. Yeah, right.
Like we're gonna go play tright. No, he didn't. He just
went to the Ranger was awesome.
Yeah, like Oh, Um, no, I
Harry Weidner (15:00):
get that. I get that. All right. Wait,
Jack Weidner (15:04):
I will say one of my least favorite things about
being the in this situation too,is like, I will read something.
And then I will want to talkabout it with someone. And you
said a bit. Oh, there's so muchin there someone in my
apartment. That's perfect. Yeah,problem is sometimes it happens
(15:25):
at 2am. That's a fair problem,right? Like, don't wake someone
up at 2am to be like, Hey, Ijust had this random thought.
Another problem is, if you'rewith someone that doesn't give a
shit about what you're talkingabout, the it's, you're still
just like, okay, so yeah, we'rejust talking about. You're still
(15:47):
without. So it's like, you thinkyou've solved half of your
issue, right? Like you can'tread. But you also can't talk
about its interest. Yeah.
Unknown (15:59):
Should we get back to moving? Yeah, sure. Let's
Jack Weidner (16:01):
talk about moving.
Harry Weidner (16:02):
I just signed a lease. I told you about this,
right. Yeah. I just had a leasefor June 15. Moving to Denver
with my friend Riley.
Unknown (16:09):
He was on his own. Yes.
Yeah. So crazy. And oh my god,look at that. We get to do this.
Full circle things. Elizahearable. This is awesome.
Harry Weidner (16:17):
I'm loving. I'm having fun. I'm moving to Denver
in June. Do that in Yeah, that'sa you're like a month. It's a
month, but my lease starts June15. But I'm not moving until the
27th or something. Yeah. And itsucks. I mean, let me tell you,
it sucks. Because I moved toBoston and I bought stuff. And
(16:42):
the move to Boston, I packed upmy apartment in State College
and I put a trailer a five byseven trailer on the back of my
car. And I moved up here andthat drive that eight hour
drive. Seven, six hour I endedup being eight with the trailer.
It I hated it. I hated everysecond of it. Because driving
with the trailer or the back ofyour car sucks. And now that
(17:05):
I've moved here, I'veaccumulated more things. I've
gotten a dresser, a couchbarchart a desk. A bed. I didn't
have a bed before, too. So I'vejust had socks. I've just
accumulated all of this shit.
And I am so stressed about it'soff. I'm so stressed about it.
Like, am I gonna get anothertrailer? I'm not going to fit
(17:28):
everything in a five by seven.
That's for damn sure. So my ideais six by eight. I don't know.
Or do I want to just make thejump and buy like a pod? So u
haul sells these you box thingsnot gonna get pods because I got
a quote for a pod. And guess howmuch a quote for a pod is from
here. You haven't even explainedwhat a pod is. It's like one of
(17:50):
those things that you put on thestreet and you fill it up and
then they ship it out for youand they drive it across and
then by the time that you get towhere you need to be social
Jack Weidner (17:58):
just minor mover that you pack the stuff. Yeah.
Okay.
Harry Weidner (18:04):
Yeah. And they drive it across the country for
you pretty cool, but it's like1000
Jack Weidner (18:08):
you to Nish Why don't we need to reinvent moving
by doing the same thing. Butyou're doing more work? Well,
it's
Harry Weidner (18:18):
for this it's the convenience factor so you can
leave the pod on the street orwherever for a week or a month
or some What is it made upmetal? It's a big metal box.
Jack Weidner (18:29):
You just are allowed to leave that on the
street. You can Pearlman stuffyeah I'm hurt you to go you what
you're gonna go to city all belike I need a permit to leave my
pawn on the street for twomonths. That's outrageous.
Harry Weidner (18:43):
Yeah, but if you're doing it in a suburban
area, then it's like a suburbanarea. Yeah, my driveway. Yeah,
in urban, right. That's whyThat's why getting a potty
nightmare. It's a nightmare.
It's sucks and um, why are
Unknown (18:55):
you even thinking about a pot? What is this pot because
Harry Weidner (18:59):
I don't want to drive my car with a U haul on
the back of it across thecountry get
Jack Weidner (19:05):
a mover Why are we having these? But that's
Harry Weidner (19:08):
the thing. That's the thing movers
Jack Weidner (19:10):
are also very movers are very expensive. But
if you're considering and Idon't have a mover right, okay,
so then then that everythingwe've talked about, completely
irrelevant.
Unknown (19:21):
The bill odd fuck the pot. The holidays are happening.
But Chad's reaching out. Let'shear me out.
Harry Weidner (19:28):
Let's pod not happening for $1,000 Not
happening. But what I can get isu haul has a similar thing to
pods. And it's like a you box
Jack Weidner (19:37):
and you patch.
That's gonna make a job right?
What's it called a box?
Unknown (19:41):
It's a you bunkers. And it's not a pod. It's a U box.
Jack Weidner (19:44):
Do you know why it's called a U box? Because
Because you
Harry Weidner (19:47):
do ourself you buy oxy yourself and then so I
might get one of those. Thoseare also expensive. That's about
$1,300
Jack Weidner (19:54):
Explain this premise. What what is the like,
how does the box work?
Harry Weidner (19:58):
It works. Just like Get the pot. So it's a
small tea leaf. It's smaller.
Yeah.
Jack Weidner (20:03):
What is the box made out of also
Harry Weidner (20:05):
metal? No non metal. It's like a wooden frame.
Jack Weidner (20:08):
You just want to leave a wood box outside your
apartment. Well,
Unknown (20:15):
I play i read i,
Jack Weidner (20:17):
let's also talk about this. How many parking
tickets? Have you gotten whileliving in your apartment
building? Because of theconstantly in flux, parking
rules outside, you
Harry Weidner (20:29):
can't really get a ticket on a pod.
Jack Weidner (20:32):
I was sure they could take it upon your inbox. I
Harry Weidner (20:37):
don't know how that works. But I'd have to get
a I'd get a permit. I'd gothrough the city hall process to
get a permit.
Jack Weidner (20:42):
That sounds like a nightmare. And it's a
Harry Weidner (20:46):
nice, it's five units. It's arguable. It's
Jack Weidner (20:49):
this is too much
Harry Weidner (20:50):
for me. It is it but it's too much for me, but I
very much have to do it. So
Jack Weidner (20:55):
question. So you weren't concerned with the
spacing of of a U haul?
Harry Weidner (21:02):
Yes. And yet, am I concerned with the spacing
Jack Weidner (21:05):
of the blue bar versus the PA. So a little
bigger than than a U haul?
Harry Weidner (21:10):
The U box is a little bigger than the U haul
trailer. Okay. So I'd have alittle more space, and I
wouldn't have to drive it on theback of my car. Now the U haul
trailer that I would need is$800. The U box is $1,300. Do I
think that that is worth
Jack Weidner (21:32):
that? I don't know that and that you still have so
then they drop off your box inDenver? You have to unpack it
immediately, right? Because Imean, I would imagine that you'd
have to either get a permit orunpack it.
Harry Weidner (21:47):
Yeah. What's nice about where I'm moving to in
Denver is it's a little less solittle. Okay. It's not less I
mean, yeah, it's it's less of apain in the ass. So
Jack Weidner (21:56):
I have no questions I have. So this is
just too much. I'm already like,what is your knee too? So? So
the, your place in Denver?
Harry Weidner (22:09):
Is there in Las Colinas?
Jack Weidner (22:11):
Is it a walk up?
Are you flights up?
Harry Weidner (22:13):
It's an apartment building? We're on floor two.
Jack Weidner (22:15):
I think I have four floors. It's not you know,
there's an elevator. It's aschlep, there's an elevator. Are
you gonna be able to fit a bed?
And that's a question
Harry Weidner (22:24):
I imagine. Had they added everyone else get it
up there? They might have walkedthe stairs. I don't know. What's
nice about my bed is I can takeit apart. I'm worried about the
mattress. Yeah,
Jack Weidner (22:37):
well, that's the thing. You know, there's always
like your Are you going to takeapart your dresser? There's so
many things. I don't think somoving is the worst. The only
argument that I think for thesuburbs, like the 50s mindset is
just to go like the only goldenlike silver lining to the 50s
mindset is to go somewhere. Anddone. Never leave and never
(23:02):
leave. Like just go and die. Ah,that sounds great. Yeah,
Harry Weidner (23:09):
I'm afraid that if I move to Denver, or when I
go to the West Coast, I'm notcoming back. You won't
Jack Weidner (23:15):
be able to come back. It will be the east coast
will be underwater by the timeyou're ready to come back. And
then there'll be no pointanyways. Right? Yeah, I don't
know. Is that too?
Harry Weidner (23:29):
Yeah. So Lord, I don't know. I'm
Jack Weidner (23:31):
having heart palpitations.
Harry Weidner (23:33):
I am excited. I'm very excited. I'm very excited
to move but I'm also not excitedto move. I think I'm going to be
pissed off for about a weekstraight. The week before I move
off all but I like I willactually just be like, not fun
to be around. Usually. I'mpretty fun to be here.
Jack Weidner (23:53):
You're pretty fun.
Harry Weidner (23:54):
I reckon I'm a good time
Jack Weidner (23:56):
to turn into jack for two weeks before any move.
That's gonna be it's gonna soakGod. He's gonna sell pessimistic
you're gonna be for two weeks.
Already. That's what's gonnakeep you up at soccer to be your
laundry. It's gonna be like,God, I hate myself. Why am I
Harry Weidner (24:10):
across the country? Yeah, it's gonna suck.
Do
Jack Weidner (24:13):
you know, I would just like to say Azure. No one's
asked me how I feel about
Unknown (24:18):
this. Man. Moving on.
You're excited? No,
Jack Weidner (24:22):
I'm bummed because you're not gonna be on the East
Coast.
Harry Weidner (24:26):
And yeah, but I'll be somewhere gradual that
you could have come visit. Yeah,
Jack Weidner (24:30):
but it's a schlep like of course. I'm going to
talk about how excited I am togo busy you and I want to go
skiing on the West Coast. Likethat's awesome, right? Like,
that's all you and I have talkedabout how much we would love to
like go hiking. That soundsgreat. Yeah, but it's a schlep
Harry Weidner (24:45):
to go it is ill thing. It's a pain in the ass.
But you won't have to drive a Uhaul across the country. You
might not have to truck. Ireally hope I don't have to. I'm
really trying. I'm digging deepcannot have to do it. So,
Jack Weidner (25:00):
this is another question that I have. So the
West Coast has a vibe
Unknown (25:05):
that is not moving to
Harry Weidner (25:06):
the West Coast, right in the last month or so.
But it is moving to Denver.
Yeah. Which is not the WestCoast. I'm only two hours
behind. Right? It's not. It'snot.
Unknown (25:19):
Yeah, two hours three, but that matters. These things
matter. Yeah. It's an hour. It'scountable. Yeah. It matters.
Harry Weidner (25:26):
So it's not like, I don't know. If it matters, it
matters. So I'm not moving tothe West Coast. I move right
Denver.
Jack Weidner (25:34):
You're moving out west. I'm moving out with us.
Yeah. To that's different.
Right. And decided for the vibeof Denver. Like obviously, like
you're you spoken. You're veryoutdoorsy guy.
Harry Weidner (25:47):
Yeah, I remember.
I don't. I can't wait. I thinkthat I'm happy that I lived in
Boston for the past two years,but I think that, but if
anything, Boston has taught methat I like to be outside more
than I currently am outside. AndDenver is a perfect place to
just be outside as much as Iwant to be and have easy access
(26:08):
to outside. There's a lot ofgood access to outside here. But
the city is less focused onbeing outside in Boston. Where's
Denver? It's like, Let's gooutside. Let's go for a hike.
Let's go up to Boulder. Let's gofor a hike. I mean, I think I'm
gonna sign up for a triathlon inBoulder. for July 30. Pretty
(26:28):
cool. Outside swimming reservoiroutside. I just want to be
outside. I want to be 12 Again,I want to play outside as much
as I can have some sunshine. 300days of sunshine.
Unknown (26:44):
Can't beat that.
Because I want to say it's yeah,it's not last Sunday. They're
sunny there all the time, son.
What's kind of nice, prettysweet. Well, it's
Jack Weidner (26:53):
Carlin's great.
Harry Weidner (26:54):
It's cloudy here all every day. Yeah. I haven't
seen the sun and I haven't seenthe sunshine since I don't know
when. But I don't know. I'mexcited. I'm not excited to move
though.
Jack Weidner (27:09):
Yeah, no, the act of moving is? No. Do
Unknown (27:12):
you know how you're gonna fucking do it? No.
Jack Weidner (27:15):
Especially if I get like a walk up. No,
Harry Weidner (27:19):
I you're gonna have to hire movers. I know. I
know. But you see, you can hiremovers to just unpack your shit,
right?
Unknown (27:27):
Which
Jack Weidner (27:28):
I would recommend.
And that's what I was thinking Iwas gonna do I think I think it
was gonna do a u haul. But like,me in the U haul, driving the U
haul? Washer?
Harry Weidner (27:38):
Or what are you gonna do about a car, you're
gonna have car guests, you'reprobably not gonna have a car I
Jack Weidner (27:42):
might have. But it will just be one car. And
someone else could drive.
Harry Weidner (27:48):
Or you could tow your car. See, I went through
this process to you can tellyour coil on the back of a U
Jack Weidner (27:53):
haul? That's the does. I don't drive big cars. Do
you know the fear of me drivinga U haul and any close capacity
to any other thing?
Unknown (28:02):
It's terrible. Yeah, it sucks. Oh my god. So
Harry Weidner (28:08):
you'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. It'll
happen things will get done. Ihate so that's our moving
segment.
Jack Weidner (28:15):
Don't I think moving is great. Like I'm a very
portable person. I have too manyI have too much stuff. Like I
have a bed. Which and a dresser.
But like so like when I go whenI'm just like moving around.
Like I just have a suitcase. Andif I just had a suitcase like a
throw in my car. I would notcare. I like the act of moving.
I hate moving things. Right. Thethings make it hard. The things
(28:39):
make it hard. So just don't getthings. If that's so hard, or I
know because you have to have athing. I need a desk. This is
really a cat.
Harry Weidner (28:50):
I can't I don't have a bed. Yeah, I need a
dresser. Where am I going tosplit the rest of my day?
Jack Weidner (28:56):
My little suitcase of clothes. See, my problem is I
have way too many books. I haveway too many
Harry Weidner (29:02):
books. Yeah. You have like hundreds of pounds of
books. Yeah, audiobooks, andbookshelves. Where do you know
but
Jack Weidner (29:10):
I don't have this.
This is the fact I don't needthat many bookshelves because my
bed is a bookshop. That's why Ispent money on this specific
bet. Because the med itselfcould all of my books. That's
pretty cool. It's the best food.
Yeah.
Harry Weidner (29:29):
Well, that's our moving segment. Yeah, that's in
the podcast episode aboutnothing.
Jack Weidner (29:36):
There's one last thing I want to talk about. I
don't know if you notice Arey.
We're on Zoom. And there's somethings behind me here.
Harry Weidner (29:42):
I was gonna ask about your periodic table. Yeah,
I like it back. I didn't know ifit was new. I hadn't
Jack Weidner (29:47):
used a brand new but yep, I got it on sale from
the makers of Crash Course. Ididn't look at the size because
it was $10 and It looks small inthe picture. And then this huge
thing showed up two feet bythree feet.
Unknown (30:08):
So I accidentally ordered two feet by the
Jack Weidner (30:14):
periodic table.
And here's the thing. We startedthis by talking about kind of
like how I live with someoneelse. When you buy a two feet by
three seat periodic table,without a direct connection to
the sciences, you are asked,Why?
Unknown (30:36):
Why do you need back a little via a table? And then,
you know,
Jack Weidner (30:42):
you're like, it was $10 How often do you like,
you know, like, how many times aday do you just wonder what the
atomic number of lithium is?
Those aren't. Oh, you got to doit. Do you now?
Harry Weidner (30:56):
Is it three?
Unknown (30:58):
I know they'll turn around and look you got a big
out periodic table. Yeah, it isthree. Nice. Yeah.
Jack Weidner (31:05):
That's what I said. I'm going to start in all
of my work meetings. I'm goingto start referencing elements
you shouldn't like Phone Fax, Isent out a memo or my mother my
boss was like, I just wanted tolet you know I just got this
periodic table. I will bedropping elemental facts.
Harry Weidner (31:26):
So why don't you have a periodic table and what
else the
Jack Weidner (31:29):
history of the United States so it's like a
poster kind of like goingthrough the gorges that start I
think it starts at natives andSpaniards, which is the first
episode of Crash Course USA.
Okay. So basically it startswith the I can't think they're
all pumpkin roses. Yeah. Okay.
Unknown (31:54):
Because America didn't exist before then.
Jack Weidner (31:57):
American history started in 1776 That night I
want it so thank you all for ifyou stuck around this long
here's to you I toast you. Thankyou for sticking around see how
this mess really unraveled. Thiswas the Seinfeld episode The
episode about nothing. Hope youthat really, you know resonated
(32:19):
with you if you have anythoughts you can email us at our
take gmail.com Your yourthoughts your your deepest
desires can be well to us. Andno
Unknown (32:30):
don't do that.
Don't give us your didn't
Jack Weidner (32:37):
have this will be coming out on a Thursday
probably so have a wonderfulweek or Wednesday or Wednesday.
Have a wonderful week. Have awonderful week and thank you so
much for joining and we'll seeyou.
Unknown (33:01):
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