Should You Get Married?

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Ladies, you ever wonder why guys take so long to answer you?

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Here's the reason.
First we have to realize that you have asked a question.
Then we have to make sure we understood that question.
Then we have to make sure that the question is not a trap.
Then we start formulating an answer and if we're not sure, we have to go to the closest
woman we know whether it's a co-worker, sibling, cousin, or parent.

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Then we have to figure out the best choice words we have to give you.
Google will definitely play a part for researching purposes.
We have to type it all out and not send yet.
Most times we do it in a separate app like note so that we don't accidentally send it.
Then we weigh the pros and the cons.

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Then we have to double check to make sure that it's not a trap.
And then we finally send.

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Hello Out of Placers, guess what?

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It is Out of Place's birthday.
We have wrapped up 3 years and moving on to season 4.
Thank you listeners for being so damn awesome.
All of us here love you and appreciate you for being awesome.
I hope that your month has been amazing and you're doing great and not just okay.

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So did you hear about how the Good Night Moon book is now coming out with a new edition
because they changed a line in the book.
Now it's going to say, Good Night Moon.
Good Night cow jumping over the moon.
Good Night Light.
Good Night Chinese spy balloon.
Obviously I'm kidding about that but what I am not kidding about is this.

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I'm going to get serious now.
Playing Hogwarts Legacy does not make you transphobic or evil.
What evil is Madonna's face at the Grammys that scared me more than Sam Smith's performance.
I'm excited to play the Hogwarts game.
It looks like to be the Harry Potter game we have all been waiting for.

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I took the test a few years ago in Pottermore that placed me in Ravenclaw.
I'm ready.
I've been a fan of that franchise since the first book was The Talk of the Town.
All over the news.
I was like 14 or 15 years old.
So far all I hear are good things about the game.
I'm not going to play it right now.
I didn't pre-order it or anything because I play games in order and I take my sweet ass

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time to play it one game at a time.
Like starting this week I'm going to be playing The latest God of War and then I'm
going to be playing High on Life and then Hogwarts Legacy.
So about the Hogwarts Legacy.
I don't give a shit what the controversy is.
When a franchise like this is popular and created I believe it starts belonging to the

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fans.
Look at Rick and Morty.
The co-creator got into some trouble and he had to step down from the gaming company.
He helped create that made High on Life and then had to step away from the Rick and Morty
show.
The show must go on.
As I said before it belongs to the fans.
I believe it's the same thing for the Wizarding World.
I don't like JK Rowling and her politics but she made something incredible.

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I love the franchise and I've read all the books a few times and doing it again right
now with my son Nate.
I'm looking forward to playing the game and enjoying all the things in the Wizarding World
and I will continue to do so in the future.
If you are a streamer and getting bullied just say who cares and do your best to ignore.

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If you don't have moderators do your best to get someone to help you out.
I've seen people that have family and friends that become moderators and if you already have
moderators let them take care of those whiny mindless robots.
All this chaos is just fueling to the fire to have more hate towards trans people.
The bullies are doing more harm than good.

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What is funny is that there are super vocal on Twitter which is owned by, according to
them and anyone that has read his tweets, a billionaire trans phobe.
Elon has said in the past that pronouns were problematic.
But we don't pay for Twitter.
Whether you're paying for it or not, you're still using it.
Supporting the population growth and engagement on what is now his social media app.

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This is how Twitter makes money.
Whatever, why are you so fixated on this game?
Because we love that world and we can ask you all the same thing.
Why are you so fixated on this specific game?
Out of every avenue that she gets money from like Legos, bookstores, department stores,

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Warner Brothers, or at Universal Studios theme park that you can boycott and create chaos,
y'all decided to just focus on this video game.
Steven, do you have a point?
Yep.
I know why you chose to boycott this game.
It's because you're f**king lazy and it is way easier to hide behind a fake profile name.

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All you have to do is turn on that camera on your phone or make a post and say, playing
Harry Potter game makes you transphobic.
Bullying innocent streamers just because they're playing this game is not the right way to go.
You bullies have become exactly what you hate.
The people like myself don't care about identity politics.

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We all just like Harry Potter and just want to consume ourselves in that wizarding world.
All you bullies are doing is causing more division.
Listeners, if you want to play the game and if you're worried about what the social media
people are saying and don't want to look bad, like I said before, just ignore them.
It looks like they have a loud voice because they're very loud on these social media platforms

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and a lot of times they work in many of these outlets so their opinions are magnified.
But let me tell you something that helped me realize something that I figured out just
by using logic.
You only see the bully, woke mindless robots pushing stuff that doesn't make sense or sound
good.
Take for instance the show Velma, bad show.

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They had that we know better than you feeling.
I get trying to change things up and I applaud that but they just did it in the wrong way.
I realize that they, the people that push this kind of stuff, don't have enough people
on their own side to support them.
They like to complain and say how we're all homophobic or transphobic or racist for not

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liking something when it does bad, when it tanks in the ratings.
And if they really had the support, it would be number one right?
Yes, you're not going to convince the old Christian hypocrites to change their views.
You're not going to convince extremists on all sides to use logic and show compassion

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all of a sudden or even support.
No, you're not going to be successful.
But the majority of us just want to have a good time.
We want to enjoy a good story.
We want to be entertained.
We want something to take us away from the bullshit world.
I always say it, great stories and a good dialogue will always win.

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It doesn't matter what it's about, it doesn't matter the gender, it doesn't matter the
skin color, it doesn't matter, just give us a f***ing good story.
That's all we want.
I believe in freedom of speech, but freedom of speech has to go both ways.
People can create whatever the hell they want and say whatever the hell they want.
Freedom of speech also means that people have every right to not like something.

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What is not okay is bullying people because your feelings are hurt.
As far as Hogwarts Legacy goes, play the game if you want to play it.
The reality is that there is nothing that they can do to you if you just ignore them.
If all it is is just calling you names for playing it, block them and move on and just

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be happy.
The left is like we need to control these young people and everything they watch.
The right is like we need to shove religion down their throats in a f**ked up way.
And I'm just here like why don't you all just stop forcing people to do things that
they don't want to do.
That's what freedom is.
There is always going to be something that will piss people the f*** off and they're

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going to always try to cause chaos.
Last year it was TikTokers ruining society and around 2016 it's like mobile phones and
apps and social media is ruining society.
Since the first Mortal Kombat at least that's to my memory, violent video games are ruining
society.
When AOL, that's the internet in the back of the days for you younglings but when that

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sh** came out and was popular, computers and internet and emails are bad.
In the late 80s it was rap music.
In the 60s it was rock and roll.
In the 50s it was TV.
In the 30s it was household radios.
In the 20s it was alcohol.
Remember the prohibition?
In the 1800s it was telephones and steam powered locomotives.

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How dare they?
In the 1700s it was romance books and democracy.
In the 1500s it was heliocentricity.
That's when geocentric people hated the idea that the earth was not the center of the universe.
In the 1400s people opposed the printing press.
I can go on and on but my point is this, during all these times people from all over the world

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and of all professions did their best to bitch and complain and do the same sh** we see people
do today.
The same nasty headline.
People getting fired.
People getting outcasted.
It will never change.
People are still doing the same sh** today.
Just with more modern technology.
People are too sensitive and stupid.

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When we started making products for stupid and sensitive people that is when things started
going downhill.
The boomers and the gen X generation giving their kids participation trophies that just
made it worse.
We used to make things and stupid people would have to adapt.
Now they have become a marketing demographic.
For example look at Coors Light.

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They don't think you could tell how cold your beer is.
You go to the supermarket and I've actually seen a sign in front of a bag of peanuts.
And the sign wasn't what it was.
It was like a warning.
It said this product contains peanuts.
Yeah, no sh**.
Anyways, thank you for listening to me rant a little bit about this.
I just think that it's just ridiculous.

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And I feel bad for all these people that are getting bullied because they're playing what
looks like an awesome game.
Let's get this episode started.
For the touchy topic I'm answering the question that many people have today is that is it worth
getting married?
Victor invites Monicur as his guest this month.
She has a juicy romance story that starts good and ends cringy.

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A story you do not want to miss.
Britt talks Christmas cheese and dried fruit jerky's .
Sammy on the boom box talks about the importance of music and gaming and movies and more.
King Ducky has another story to tell you and Alex will give you some international and
US news.
So grab your favorite drink or continue to watch the road and enjoy the episode.
Time to get touchy.

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Get ready to be triggered.
Sensitive topics.
Oh look they're about to cry.
All can sense a wussy.
Nobody likes a snowflake.
What is Steve's problem today?
You know how many hours I work a day Ralph?
24 hours a day, 7 days a week and I haven't had a day off in 14 years.

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Holidays are a double shift.
Now let me tell you something.
There's an old old saying Ralph.
Man works from sun to sun but woman's work is never done.
Gosh.
I'll tell you why woman's work is never done Ralph.
Because she's got the toughest boss in this whole world.

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A husband.
Oh you men kill me.
You're all alike.
You push us around.
You want us to bow and scrape at your feet.
All you do is yell and scream and give orders.
You men just think that you own this world.
Yeah but you women get revenge.
You marry us.
Should you get married?

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I'll give you a quick answer that you're not going to like.
Yes and no.
You can't say both.
I want to know if it's worth getting married.
Calm down.
I also see the crazy dating scene that seems to be getting worse every year.
I've seen the divorce rate climbing and it looks like it's not going to stop.
I get it.
You're worried.

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You're scared.
Are you going to say it's worth the effort that it could possibly come crumbling down
in an instant but I still stand by my answer.
Yes and no.
But I am going to elaborate.
But before I begin, you're going to hear me say man and woman, husband and wife.
Because this is what I know.
I believe the same can be applied to any type of couple out there.
I'm talking about the LGBTQ plus community.

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This may come from a place of ignorance but in my experience, what I've seen,
There's always one person more feminine than the other one more masculine than the other if you relate to one side more than the other
Then you're gonna understand what I'm talking about even with straight couples roles can be reversed take for instance me talking like crazy
Usually women don't know when to shut the fuck up and men don't communicate in my case in our relationship

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I'm the one that wants to talk and my wife doesn't want to talk so when I talk about certain roles and
What certain people do you're going to find something to relate to so let's start with the no why I think it's not worth it
Marriage is just a process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have preferred
I absolutely love my wife like crazy. I love her but if anything were to ever happen where we weren't together anymore

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There is no way I can do the whole marriage thing again
So many people really don't understand what it takes to have a successful marriage
It's not easy. I'm absolutely over the top in love when I kiss my wife
It feels like we're teenagers making out the passion is still there
I've been with my wife for 18 years and we've been married for 15 years

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But I will tell you we have only felt this great for the last six or seven years
The majority of the time it feels like it does in the movies. It feels almost too good to be true
We have annoyed many shitty couples with our love and because of the way we talk to each other
People like to believe the fairy tale fantasy that just because you love each other everything is gonna work out perfectly

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I'm telling you love is not enough to make a marriage work. It takes a lot of patience
It takes understanding each other being compassionate to each other always taking the other person into consideration
You have to be willing to forgive no matter how hurt you might feel when you have a bulls*** argument
You have to be selfless you grow up always having your parents tell you what to do

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You have other grown-ups in your life that always had told you what to do when you're young
You finally get older thinking you're free
But in order to maintain a job and a place to live you have to follow someone else's rules
You fall in love and now you have to be told what to do by someone around your age
You do it all because you are in love every decision I make

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I have to think about how it's going to affect my wife
That's the consideration part if you're not willing to do that marriage is not for you
That is one of the reasons why I say marriage is not worth it
My wife knows me better than anyone else in this chaotic planet and it is the same the other way around
But there are times that I look at her after she does or say something that hurts me that makes me think man

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She doesn't know me at all
But we work hard to make it by cutting out all the bullshit arguments as much as we can by learning how to
React when either one of us or both of us slip up
So after all that time and effort that we both put into making this marriage bad-ass
How in the world am I supposed to go through all that stuff with another person?

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Hell to the fuck. No. I'd rather be single and die alone.
Steven stop being around the bus and just give it to me straight
What is the worst things about being married? Fine. Here it is
First thing is that you are going to argue argue argue and argue all the time
Even if you in one month you've argued two times is going to feel like you argued every day and because you feel

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Comfortable with your partner you're gonna say and do the dumbest things to your partner that you would never do or say to someone
You work with or a parent you know that money that you worked hard for it's not yours anymore
You have to ask for permission to spend your money on things. You can't just go splurging anymore
You can't just buy anything you want that console you want. Nope
You have to spend it on your partner and kids you want that new purse. Nope the water heater is fucked up

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Or you need a new fridge you feel like you would do better living in another state
No, your partner is too close to his or her family and is not gonna want to move anywhere else
You have to stay broke
There is a high possibility that you're gonna lose the spark another frustrating part of marriage is wanting different things that are
Equally important to each person it could be like the example

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I just gave where you live having a pet what car do you drive where you're gonna go vacation your dream is to visit
Paris but your partner said no they have been there before and you have to take their word that it's a shit place
So every now and then there are gonna be something that you really want to do but your partner is against it
So you have to give up trying and smile you won't have any real freedom

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You will have zero alone time your partner will always be there.
There will always be things that you're not gonna be able to do apart money will always be an issue
Especially if you have joint accounts whether you're poor or rich money will always be an issue say goodbye to your friends
You won't be seeing them as often you enjoy getting coffee and hanging out with your girlfriends

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No, because you don't like it when he goes out with his friends and don't want to seem
Hypocritical so none of you are gonna go out as often as you would like that dream career
You need to work hard on bye. Bye. There's a high possibility that your
Partner is not gonna support you like you think they would along with that spark that went away
Say bye to the sex drive as soon as you say I do the sex stops

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Get ready to be walked out on all the time or ignored after almost every argument
Because that's your punishment instead of opening up or confronting whatever issues y'all have
That's how your partner gets revenge
There's always gonna be attitudes women hormones and men hormones can get ridiculous and your partner will change

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He or she used to be laid back and free-spirited now
They're not expect them to be the opposite think about y'all having children children will always be in the damn way
There is always something with them and you will more than likely get even more at each other's throats because it's easier to do that
Then to talk things out marriage is immensely stressful

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You're going to get gray hair sooner than you think you will probably have worse health problems
Because of that added stress. I hope you're satisfied with this list of reasons why marriage sucks, but listen
I'm not trying to discourage anyone from getting married. I'm just saying that you have to make sure that you understand everything

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That goes into an actual marriage. I see a lot of young couples today and they get caught up with the wedding
They need the best photos so that they can post it on social media
They don't think about everything that comes after the wedding
They don't have that hard
Conversations and arguments that you had to go through before getting married on social media. You get the highlight reel

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You do not know what the hell's going on behind closed doors
Divorce rates are so high right now because people don't want to put in the work
All of those problems that I mentioned can easily be worked on so that it won't be a problem anymore
But it requires you both to work hard to prevent those problems from ever happening again

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When it comes to the wedding, I believe that you should put the money elsewhere
Don't have the big wedding just to feed people you're not going to have time to hang out with there and people that you barely
Talk to outside of your home ever. Oh, we need to invite Uncle Joe because no you rarely talk to Uncle Joe
Go to the courts to get married or find a small wedding ceremony that you could book online

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There are many companies out there that can set up a beach theme or something something very small and affordable and only
Invite the closest people that you deal with more times than anybody else and usually that's less than 20 people
Then use that money that would have gone to a wedding reception and go on a bad-ass
10 to 14 day honeymoon trust me

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That is what you want to spend your money on instead of a ceremony with fake family and friends
I am a believer that the more money you spend on a wedding the more likely it would fail
I see it all the time the only people that I've seen that's still together are boomers and Gen X people because they live in the world
Where no matter how miserable you are no matter how unhappy you are you have to stick it out

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That's just the way it is you have to stick it out to death do you part so you'll see them miserable to their old age now
One of the killers of marriage is toxic men and women
I don't care if I continue triggering them because of our she's toxic episode part one and two many toxic bitches
Keep threatening a couple of our hosts
They also do their best to warn people that I have casted to not work for me because they said to them

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I'm toxic to women. I've pissed off a lot of toxic women with that episode
but here I go again you got a lot of toxic weak men and
Women that make marriage seem like it's not worth it. They want to bash
Masculinity claiming that it's toxic
I truly believe that the absence of it is what makes it back because weak men are the ones who are

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abusive and
Malacious strong men are protective and loving so many toxic women want a man who is already successful and making six digits and
Don't want to do shit but a strong
Wife will be part of her husband's struggle and do whatever takes to both be

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Successful to survive all of the chaos that life brings they're ready to cheer with their partner when they succeed together a strong
Wife will help
Build the Empire not bring it down
These toxic women like to run around and say the day that my man asked me to pay half the rent or mortgage

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It's the day that I pack my bags and I'm like where the fuck you gonna go
You can't even pay half the damn rent if pussy is all that they're offering them is all that these toxic men will want
That's why they keep having to deal with dumb weak-ass boys
It seems like being raised right sucks because not many women wants a good guy anymore
Many of these toxic women will push away someone who is a gentleman to them

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Those men get too nice and those women are like, oh what a simp get away from me
But if a guy crosses their path and he got money and is a
These women are ready to get in that sports car faster than you could say mass do nothing to stop COVID
They start weighing the options right the nice guy with the decent car and an okay job
But will take care of me and be loyal or the cheater ultra asshole

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With the Lambo they will pick the with money that piece of shit can tell her that he's their best friend
And she will still chase after him who's simping now real good men don't care for the big lips and the skimpy outfits
I mean we will definitely gawk and stare at it because all women are absolutely beautiful and something like that is
Definitely shining a spotlight on our favorite features

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But the reality is that women do all that stuff for themselves men really don't care about that shit
I'm serious men would rather have their women change their damn attitude than their hair color or even their nails
Ask a merry woman how weird it is that when their husband say how beautiful and sexy they are and all they're wearing is pajamas
No makeup frizzy bed hair, but they just roll their eyes thinking that they just sound that he just wants to fuck that's why he's just saying

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I mean we're always ready to see if you give the green light
I'm a boob guy show me some tits any size or shape and I can have a broken leg needing to go to the hospital
And I'll be up for a quickie just the way we are
I know it's gross
But what are you gonna do besides complain on social media after listening to my reasons about why you shouldn't get married and
I scared you off that easily don't get married. You're scared. Don't get married

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If you don't want more responsibilities
If you want to have more time to focus on work or interests
Guilt free don't get married if you always been a selfish little bitch
Don't get married if you think that marriage is just a stupid piece of paper
Don't get married if you don't want to be with one person forever and want to spend your years dating multiple people fuck
As much as you want don't get married if you fear that marriage would make you lose yourself because you're worried that your partner will change

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Don't get married. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to get married
I know a few people who are single and will probably never get married and they do their best to live a great life
There's nothing wrong with not getting married society makes you feel like that's what you have to do
But you don't have to being singles perfectly. Okay now
Let's talk about the reasons why I think you should get married the yes part first

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Let me say I am a big believer that people who are the happiest in their relationship
Almost never post about it on social media. These are the people you want to ask for advice
These are the people that will be real with you and not bullshit you into an unrealistic fantasy
Usually the couples that are constantly posting about each other on social media stories are constantly making the post that show

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Over the top celebration or posting how perfect the other one is our couples that when you meet them in the real world
You see a ton of red flags. I know I talk about it all the time
But this is a podcast where I try to give you advice
You've heard me talk great about my marriage
But you've also heard me talk about it in a way that can possibly get me into trouble

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So that's when I'm glad that my wife doesn't listen to this podcast anyways
I think that the couple that are real or more in concern about making the other person happy rather than projecting an image of happiness on social
Media I love being married to my wife
There is nothing quite like being married to the perfect person
I love my wife above and beyond
She is someone who sees good in me and also sees all the bad in me and at the end of the day

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Still wants to be with me and I think that's absolutely amazing
We love each other to the core of our souls the good the bad and everything in between
She is all mine. I chose her toxic feminists don't even like those words, but I will say it again
She is all mine. I chose her. I will always continue to choose her. She is my strength

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She is my weakness. She is my everything
She is the love of my life and I'm happy to say that she is mine forever
I would rather go through bad times with her than good times with anyone else because no one could ever be at her level
When I say I love you more to her
She knows that I don't mean that I love her more than she loves me

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She knows and understands that I love her more than all the messed up days that's coming in the future
I love her more than any detour that try and come between us
So many guys think that hooking up with as many women as much as possible is how you live life that
Living a life like that is flex. Nope flex is having a woman that no one else can have just as there are many reasons

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Why marriage sucks? There are a lot of reasons why it's great and here's some of the reasons and this is only great
When you both have done the work when you've cut the bullshit when you stop playing games when you've mastered communication
When you both start respecting each other when you both learn to be considerate the first reason why marriage is great to me
Is having someone there when you are broken or sick having someone there to take care of you when you're sick as hell or something

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Is hurting feels great. I love it when you could say things without fear that you're coming on too strong
You remember when you started dating someone you have to be careful that you don't say the wrong things
But when you're married you don't have to worry about that once you have a great trust between you and respect
You be able to say and talk about anything without any fear another thing that I love is having an awesome

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Partner to do stuff with whatever it's for fun like going to a theme park going to a bar going to the beach
Or if it's something serious like grocery shopping or repainting a room. I love having a partner in crime
This is what I love about my wife if she murdered someone I will help hide the body and she would do the same for me when people

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Fuck us over like they've done in the past or disrespects us or our home
You will no longer mean to both of us. We are partners that don't give a phone
I love that I have someone to cheer me on most of you
Especially with boomer or Gen X parents will not get that feeling from them
You will also not get it from your siblings or extended family. What's awesome is having a spouse that cares

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Will always be your number one fan. I love this one telepathy
its fucking amazing
I could give my wife a look and she could do the same and we just know whether it's we don't want to cook tonight
So let's go out to get some Chick-fil-A or we're at an event or a party and we both want to get the f*** outta there
We have that look or when we just look at each other with like these kids and we're really good at it

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Actually, our song is when you say nothing at all. Of course, they're sex
Which is great when you have been married for a while
You start exploring and trying new things and some of the stuff that you're gonna learn
You're gonna wish that you've done that since the beginning
Ladies when you're married, you don't have to dress up to get sex
You could look like hell wearing a stained shirt or have holes on it have f***ed up hair

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No makeup if you want to do the bam bam boogie
You will make it happen and your partner will still look at you as if you were a Victoria's secret model
I love the cuddles every morning
I get up at 5 30 to 6 in the morning and my wife is already gone
And that's when I get up to answer work emails, but almost every weekend morning
We just stay in bed and just cuddle while we plan out our day many times

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We even fall right back asleep one of my favorite parts of the weekend another good reason
I like is creating new traditions
We have quite a few that is just exclusive to us
It is something fun to look forward to it could start when it's just a two of you and still keep it going when you both have kids
Beyond how about food when we go to a restaurant?

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We get to try two different meals all the time
Rarely she wants to get her own thing
But the majority of the time we split and one of the last reasons I'm gonna mention and it's a little controversial to say
But I believe that children born to married parents can have a
Significantly positive impact on a children's present and future well-being children are less likely to experience social

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academic and emotional problems
My boys will not be simps and weak men because of the marriage
We have there are a lot more reasons to not get married
There are a lot more reasons to get married and I could be here for
For hours trying to talk about every single thing
These are just the top things based on my experience and research

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Let's wrap this segment up
listeners if you work really hard on making the marriage super badass you will live an amazing life with an incredible partner
What is crazy to me is that we live in the world that if you go against society norms like not smoking not drinking not doing drugs
Not fucking anything that moves not cheating or deciding to get married you become an outcast you become a rebel in society's eyes

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You become the enemy they are ready to tear you up on social media
Especially on Twitter just for talking about anything that is against the so-called norm. I think it's crazy
I think it's okay to ask if marriage is worth it marriage is not for everyone
But if you're a man who knows how to love a woman if you're a woman that knows how to respect a man then marriage is

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Far from scary some of you are really struggling whether or not you should get married
You want someone to care about you as much as you care for them because you're just too tired of always being the one who
Cares more you want to have the right person that you don't have to do anything to keep them interested
Other than you being you to see if the marriage will work

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You need to wait three to four years of being together pre marriage
This way you can see each other at the highest the lowest the saddest the happiest
Before making the decision of spending the rest of your lives together
If you are lucky enough to find someone who is a hopeless romantic with the freaky side
Do your best to keep that person that person will stand next to you and also fight for you

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You'll always be comfortable with him or her
They're ready for future adventures ready to go through rough storms figuratively and literally when you find that person
Never let go because someone like that. It's worth it all
Normalize letting each other have an escape in your own home if he wants to play video games
Let him if she wants to binge watch forensic files let her those are the times where you both do your own thing

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Be happy social media can't give you the right answer
Only you can decide whether marriage is right for you and your partner one of the most important things is to have a partner
Who is perfectly compatible with you where it doesn't feel like you're trying to make it work?
Don't try to make a marriage work with the partner that isn't right for you
We all want the happily ever after fantasy and I'll say it again. You have to keep this in mind

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Marriage is hard work, but no matter how hard it seems at times
You must find ways to make it badass
You have to understand where the problems are coming from and talk it out as long as you work at things together
Making sure that that relationship won't fall apart and when you're older you realize that all of that all that work

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Was worth it all you will have the greatest
Time ever so to answer your question should you get married?
absolutely yes if
You have the heart to do what needs to be done to make it work and ignoring all of the fake weak
Mindless robots that try to prove you wrong and I'm gonna leave you with a quote that I saw at a hobby lobby

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Or what my wife likes to call that store a ho baby low baby if at first you don't succeed
Try doing it the way your wife told you

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I
Love rookie she give em all the cookies but cookies on me this girl is kind of loosey dudes
Take her out the shelf and they put her on credit 30 days later. They return it and regret it use like a dish rag
Don't with a hashtag. I blame it on the puzzle

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Must be bad broken pussy Hello. Hello. Hello, everybody. Welcome to a wonderful episode of a Jala tonight
We are doing the nasty nasty the stanky stanky and all in between. I've got a wonderful guest tonight my bitch Monicur
Tonight, you know what I figured we would figure this out because this is a very special Valentine's Day

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strap a canza
We talk about no triggers bros and hoes
Mmm girl speaking of hoes
Let's dive into this the same way them. This is diving right into that

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Oh
How you doing queen bee I am doing all right feeling
Juvenated glowing, you know
Effects of being taken care of not financially, but you know sexually I am doing a okay
sexual
Liberation

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It's been a long time coming and I have just been focusing on my career and my children and
Just sexually frustrated and finally I got on some dating apps and I'm loving it
I'm loving it like I'm living my best life
So you've been just sexually liberating yourself and I'm here for it because you know

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Valentine's Day is coming up. No pun intended. You're enjoying yourself. We've been in a pandemic. It's not been a glamdemic
It's just been absolutely miserable. Mmm. I know that's right. Let's talk about these bros you've got in different area
Oh my god, they're in like three area codes
surrounding ones but
Three area codes or those are the three that are returning well, they all come back

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But these are the ones that I want to keep around
I feel like I should talk about the very first one that I was just like alright
This is gonna be adventurous as so tell me about the first one
I met this guy on bubble and we were texting for a while
I like to call him Cuban cowboy, but he was very like
Assertive, I mean, I love an alpha

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But he was very assertive in some ways that were kind of questionable like when we decided what date we were going to go on
He's like I'll pick the place and I'll pick your food and I'm just like okay
I mean, okay, I guess that's kind of romantic
But like what if you choose something I don't like and he's like I have good taste you like anything I picked for you
And I'm just like okay
Excuse me. I'd like first. Let's get one thing straight. I am not Cinderella. I could do her the full

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Okay, but I mean I like to give people the benefit of the doubt so I was like maybe this is his way of thinking that he's being super
Alpha and like being very romantic and assertive, but I don't make come on. Let's get real good. And I may just take the cake, please
I'm like, okay
You know, we'll see how it goes. We plan a date for Friday at this point. It's like Wednesday
We're talking every day like good morning throughout today. Good night like for two weeks

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Finally, he's like we're gonna meet up. Oh, blah blah blah blah
We decide to go to this awesome place then the day of I text him. Good morning. He doesn't respond
I'm like, okay. Mind you on bumble
There's a bunch of other guys who are waiting for their turn as it should be you got your rotation. Okay, bitch
Okay, I'm like listen. I booked a babysitter. I got an outfit. My gas tank is full

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I'm leaving work like if you don't say anything to me by noon
I don't care for going out at eight o'clock. I'm not going anywhere with you. That's respectful
He doesn't answer and I said, okay, that's fine on to the next one
I mean, I didn't have the kids that night. So I'm like, I'm gonna make it worth my while and turn this
Middle Eastern GQ model just out of curiosity. Is this the uh, yes, this is the story that brought me here guys

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Yes, this is the story that brought you here. Okay
Listen, honey, I mean this man I'm looking at his pictures and I'm like this is no way you're real
Like why are you on here? He looks like what makes him not real
He was too fine like too fine like too like you don't need bumble
But then I've also realized after being on bumble for a little bit or any dating site being attractive

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Is not a reason to not be on these things. So many people are businessmen
entrepreneurs just busy honey and
Shit myself. I'm busy too, and I'm fine. So it's not just for ugly people
I didn't understand that until I got into that what you thought dating sites and hookup apps were for was you ugly
Yes, I was like this. I'm like, this is for ugly folk. I could just go to a bar and pick someone up

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No, it's this way more facets to it than that. I know now
But everybody it's for everybody. It really is it's for ugly people. It's for virgins. It's for a hose
It's for download for anxious people all that
Jeffrey Dahmer if he was still alive, it's for Hannibal Lecter. It's for Buffalo Bill

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You know this is a lotion on its skin
You should listen there's some people I see I'm like
the vibes but
I'm with this guy's pictures and it's like every pictures like fucking perfect like perfect like his hair
Is it like that perfect man, but he has light brown eyes gorgeous smile like oh, and I'm like you're probably fat now

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I don't know whatever
He's chatting with me on bumble and he's telling me that he owns a hookah spot in the same town that I work in and I'm like
Oh, yeah, what spot and he's like, you know, he tells me the name of it
He also sends me like the Google link to it. So I'm like, okay, you know, so J
He's like, yeah, it's my second one. I have another one in another state. That's doing really well

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I say, but I say blah, and I'm like, okay, he's a businessman. All right, let's see what this is about
After my other date didn't fall through. I'm like, all right, let me give this guy my number and see what's up
I call my co-worker. I'm like, you want to go with me because I'm not trying to go to this place by myself
You know, I'm like, what do you want to do? And he's like, oh, you should come to my hookah spot
I'm like, okay, but I'm not going alone. So she decides to come with me. I call her

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You know, we set everything up. We head over there and I get there first. All right
First of all before I even decided I was gonna go this man is texting me and he's like, this is the address
This is the attire. It's a real chill spot. You're really gonna love it
Wait, there's attire for a hookah lounge. He literally goes it's grown and sexy. Don't come in like ratchet

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Like like don't and I'm like, I don't do ratchet bitch. Like I don't do that. Do I look like I look like that
He's like you don't but I just feel like I have to put the as a disclaimer as we are in the city that we're in
I'm like, okay, that makes sense. Okay, that's fair enough. Okay. So as I'm like texting him this man calls me
He's like, I'm tired of texting. I just want to let you know there's nothing to be nervous about blah blah blah blah blah

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It's gonna be like we've known each other for a really long time
I have a feeling we're gonna have a really good vibe with each other and I'm like, okay
The audacity to call me without asking me first, but also I like your confidence
So my girl tells me she's gonna meet me there. I arrive and this man looks exactly like his picture
He looked good. He smelled good and he's sitting here looking at me telling me how good I look at this point

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I have been out the game for so long. I could have melted right into the ground. I kept my composure
I walk in hookah spot is beautiful gorgeous nice vibes nice DJ first thing he does. He's like, what do you want to drink?
I'm like, oh, you look just like your picture too except you're wearing clothes

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Come on you want a drink of soda, okay, so this buys you drink right? He doesn't buy me a drink
He's telling the bartender to whip me up. Oh, so he's not even buying drink
He's not he's he owns this like like like this man was not joking around. He owns the spot. Okay, so I was like, all right
That's cool. So I'm getting dictionary made for me. My friend comes out and she meets me and she's like, oh bitch

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It's legit this man giving out free drinks. Okay, then this man pulls out. He's like do you smoke weed?
I'm like, you know, I used to not really anymore. He's like you're gonna smoke tonight and I'm like excuse me. Okay
No
I'm like, okay
We go outside to like this little private hookah area and my homegirl who's a full um, you know blow

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Hothead she's like give me that I'll hit it. I'm like, uh, I don't think so. Thank you. Thank you. Good. So
They spoke all his boys come out the other the and now his friends are all employees
I didn't pick up on it at first but as the night went on I'm like, you're not his boys
You're like you're his minions

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Like they just did everything at his beck and call I was like, okay
You know and being from the islands when people come from money
They just carry themselves in a certain way and they just have people around them who act like that
So I was like, oh this rich. Okay
All right, so everybody's smoking and I'm drinking you could tell he's trying to get me like lit

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And I'm like you really don't need to do that because I will do tonight
Like you don't need to do this, you know, so I'm relaxing and chillin my friend starts to get a little tired
Well before that there was a lot of just silent sexual chemistry
Oh, this is what I don't know Batman Zoe Kravitz
Ah Robert Pattinson the whole place was set up with these couches with hookah tables in the middle

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Right, so they'd be a couch a table with the hookah on it and then another couch facing it and behind that couch would be another couch
Facing you know I'm saying like another one. Yeah, it was like a very loungy feeling. He's bringing the DJ Khaled vibes
Just another one listen honey
Yes, so he's sitting at the couch across from me and I'm sitting at the couch across from him
My home girl is sitting next to me and she's just she's like bitch. I thought I was gonna right there

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Like I'm just looking at him. He's like what are you looking at? I was like nothing
I'm gonna you and he's looking at me. I'm like what you looking at. He's like
You
Listen honey, I was like
Like the way this just fell into my lap. I'm not getting this up. Okay, so my home girl's like I'm getting tired

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She decides to head out for the night and she's like are you gonna be okay? I was like, yeah, I'll be fine
So it starts to get late the spot is across from a strip club strip club closes at 2. Okay, 2 15
The strippers don't really this man like his whole demeanor went from like doting on me to like
Boss man making sure they're buying it like you know, they the strippers come in and they try to sit down with the couch

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He's like don't sit on the couch unless you pay
Like everything was like he was just so focused and I'm like, all right. This is clearly like his work day
You know I'm saying like this is this is what he does and he was making sure everything was good
I was kind of sitting by myself and I'm like, I'm getting tired
He has literally a rotation of his friends sitting down to talk to me just to keep me

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Entertained while he's working. So these these random do they said now they're like, hi, how are you?
You know, like what do you do for a living? Okay? How long have you lived? I'm just like bro
You guys don't often make small talk with me, but I guess he just didn't want me to be a little what do you say?
Like snap his fingers that keep her entertained. Yes. Oh wow basically, okay big energy
I'm here for if I really like the song and be like, you know jammin and then if I was on my phone

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He'd like run over like you don't like the song and I'm like, oh, it's alright
This is not my vibe and he'd be like DJ chase the song now
Like he was just the control freak in him was cute that night, but we'll talk about where it turned into
So I'm like, you know chilling in the corner my little my little, you know chair and I'm you know, little couch
Drinking my drink relaxing and then he's he's texting me while he's working. He's like, he just looks so beautiful

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I can't wait to go home with you. I just think it's so cute that we're texting right now
And I'm like, you know, he's so cute
Okay, so the strippers are getting loud. I mean that's what strippers do
Okay, their lifestyles are allowed. So as the strippers are getting loud
I moved to the other side to get another drink and I'm like, I don't know. I'm getting kind of tired

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He's like, are you hungry? I'm like, yeah, I am he's like, well, what do you want to eat?
I was like, oh, there's a pizza place like you know, I'll just walk over there and he's just like no sit down
Sit down 10 minutes later this guy shows up with like three different types of pizzas and he's like, which one do you want?

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He just bought three different pizzas and he's like, which one do you want?
And I was like, I mean, I'll take the veggie pizza or whatever. That's fine. He's like, okay, how many slices?
I was like, I just just like run. I'm fine. He's like, okay
They let me have one slice and they like threw the rest of the pizza behind the bar like fresh pizza
Are you serious? I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I'm so serious right now. I was like, wait, wait, wait

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This man bought you three pizzas to throw away. He brought a sausage pizza, a pepperoni pizza and a veggie pizza
Wow, he was trying to keep me from going home because the hookah place calls that four and I'm like, I'm not
Thanks to you know, before he's like, please and then I'm like, I'm really tired
You just give me food, which is great. But also now I'm more tired and he's like, okay, okay, okay
How about you just take my car home? I was like, what he's like here

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Just get in the car when you turn it on just route home. It'll take you home to my place and I'm just like I'm not taking this
I'm looking at the key. I'm like, this is a Maserati
Like I'm not driving this home and he's just like just stay just stay I was like, okay
I'll stay but I'm not driving your car home. So he's like, okay, that's fine. I stay
I mean, I'll start to my thumbs a little bit. I'm like, I don't know at this point

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It's like 315 330 ish and all of a sudden I hear the music stop and I hear fists
Hitting body parts like a fight broke out. I look over and all the strippers are fighting. Well, I mean they're strippers
That's what they do
Like all of them all of them. I'm like, yo, what the is going on and I see him in the middle of it

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And he's like, wait, he's like in the middle like he's fighting the strippers
He's in the middle of trying to break them apart trying to kick them out
Yeah, this man got some serious balls because I see strippers fight
Listen while he's doing that one of them punches him and it's like, oh my god
I'm so sorry like you could tell they have a rapport with him and they don't want to like upset him
One of them punches him by accident. This man literally puts on brass knuckles and is like get the oh my god

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Like like some of them leave others
They have to drag them out and then he shuts the door and I'm like I want to go now
This man just be walking around brass no like wait, yeah
I was I didn't I don't want to walk out the back because I knew that they were because some of the girls were still in there
So I felt like they were waiting for some of the girls
I didn't want to walk up the front so I was like, oh just waited out
So we all pretty much just waited until the hot heads left and while we're waiting

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He kind of like pulls me to the back and it's like I'm so sorry you had to see that
I'm like, you know, and I'm a very laid-back person. So I'm like it is what it is. It's okay
And he just he kisses me and I'm just like, okay. All right. Yeah, I like this and no
I'm a very like I'm a hungry kisser
I'm saying like in the more we kiss them the more I show you what I want to do later
So he's like, okay, I like where this is going. We're leaving now matter of fact the guys could take the car home

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I'm driving home with you and I'm like, what do you mean? No, no, no, no, you're not. He's like, no, we can go to my place
I'm just gonna hop in your car with you and I was like, okay, so
Bring that Maserati over here. No, I didn't want to drive that. No, but he could have driven it
You could just ridden in it. I'm not leaving my car, you know fair enough fair enough
And he like did not want to ride separately like he wanted to be next to me the whole time

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I don't know if he was afraid that I would just like be like that. I'm gonna go home
I don't know. He just did not want me to leave his side
This is oddly arousing in a very toxic red flaggy kind of way. Oh my god
So we got so we get to his place and I'm shocked because the place is an apartment
Well kind of apartment because I've seen all kinds of part my same big apartments. I seen little apartment

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It wasn't no studio
You could tell that this man was like stacking his money because I was like, I know you're loaded
I could tell you're not spending it which is smart. Okay, so we get to the apartment and I'm like, okay
You know we get inside I go to the bathroom
I tell you get myself ready and then I come out and he's like come cuddle and I'm like

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So I start doing my thing right and he's talking he's like I want this every day
Like this is amazing. Oh my god. You're so beautiful
Blah blah blah blah like I'm very much turned on by like praise and like you letting me know that I'm doing the right thing
It's gassing you up. I'm a Virgo like I need you to tell me that I'm doing the right thing

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That's what turns I have no idea what that means, but I'm here for it the Virgos who are listening
We'll know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. You know, this is a Virgo Beyonce
I do know that like we need that vindication. We need you to be like yes, just like that and I'm oh, yeah
Okay bet like I need that I need you to talk to me. Yes, we're doing our thing. He is receiving

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No, you gotta go into detail. What do you mean? I am going down on this man
Look, I am gay. You got to be clear because you might be pegging. I am
Sucking that
Okay, I am doing what I do, you know, cupping the balls doing all that and getting it all sloppy and shit doing all that
They like as he's telling me he loves it whatever blase blase blah. He's like you are gonna make me bust stop

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And I was just like, okay, then he's like I want to go down on you. I was like, okay
So he starts to go down on me and that's when everything goes down
This man starts to
This man did not know where the clip was
Oh, no, he starts to literally suck the out of my labia

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Oh, oh
He needs some milk and I'm like trying to reroute him by moving around
You know and he's like I feel like in his mind. He's like she likes this. I thought she's moving like this
And I'm like, no, I'm like up here

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I'm like trying to push his head like no up here like you know right here and he's just like you like that and I'm like, no
Like you got Parkinson's like no, this is not this is not me moving in pleasure
This is me moving because I'm Michael J Fox not Michael Bay Fox like come on. I tell him no
He's like you will like it like excuse me
Yeah, I don't understand if this man wasn't as attractive as he was I would have left because I was like I was like

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Maybe it'll get better. No, no, no, that's what abuse victims say
So so we start from
And he tells you look at me look at me look at me. I'm the captain of the ship now
No, no, no, we start missionary and I'm like, okay, this is good. This is good

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I got some good food so my shit is wet or good like everything feels amazing
But I realize he can't stay in there. What do you mean? He can't stay in there
He can't stay in there. It wasn't big enough imagine like a teenage boy like risk crush for the first time
Oh, like a older woman like like it's like it's like it's like he didn't he couldn't catch the pace
Basically because he was so excited, you know, I'm saying I'm like you need to just slow down chill out find your pace

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You know I'm saying and I'm gonna have to take charge. So I'm like stop get off me drop
Listen, okay, I'm like you're gonna hit it from the back, but you're gonna let me drive the car basically
So I do that and this man's like, oh my god, like this is amazing. He busted like 60 seconds. It was fine

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I'm a quickie queen. I'm okay with that. So you gave him the Nicholas Cage to Angelina Jolley
The what the gone in 60 seconds. What is that? Oh, man? Oh, yeah
I haven't seen that in a minute. Okay, so so I'm like, all right cool mind you it's late
It's like 430 in the morning, you know, I'm a mom I literally wake up at 4 or 5 in the morning to get my kids stuff ready

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So I'm tired. I've been up all night. I lay down and he lays down for a second
He's like honestly, this is usually when I work and send out emails. So I'm gonna go get some work done
I'm like, that's fine. I'm sleeping this man comes in like not even half an hour to an hour later
Not even probably like 45 minutes later. Yeah, it starts to feel on my breast
But the way he's like first of all titties are really sensitive and this man is grabbing on my shoe like I'm a

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Blow up doll like that you need to be gentle. You know I'm saying like you need to be tender with the titties
He's like grabbing on them extra hard. I'm like, yo be gentle be gentle be gentle
And you know, I'm like, okay, clearly he wants around to but also like, you know, you got to get my engine started
He goes down on me again once again. Can't find the clear. I'm like, bro
And he's not like gently sucking it either. He's sucking it very hard. I'm like, bro

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Is he like chewing on it? No, he's just no, he was just sucking it very hard. So I'm like stop
Let's just get down to business. I start to try to like suck his dude
And he's like immediately goes into like like like pushing my head down back and forth and I'm like, yo
That's some boyfriend girlfriend. That's what you're not finna do like we're gonna do this at my pace
You're not face me unless I love you. That's it period. Okay. That's fair

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He's like, oh, it's you like he got like annoyed at that. I'm like, okay, whatever
He's just like, okay, but he just starts to try to read. I'm like, I'm not really wet yet
But okay, and he just so he's to the desert. So, right
So he starts trying to me and I'm like not even way it's not that harsh me to get wet

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Like you're being lazy right now. It felt like frantic
Like I was like, okay, I'm turned off by how how much and like you're just too much in a rush right now
But like just finish what you got to finish and then he just like kept falling. Oh, he couldn't stay in
I'm like, oh my god, like you are too fine. He's not too fine. I've learned I've never experienced that before

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I've learned that bros who have either really big dude or just fine and can get anybody tend to be lazy lovers because they don't got to
Works for it. It just comes to them. So right so they said scheme be terrible
That makes sense because some of the best sex I've ever had tells some people who don't you know, that's what I average
Like you look good
But like you a solid seven because you know that you got to work fine enough to get me

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But you're not fine enough to like for example backslap me like I'm you cannot talk to me that way, sir
That is for nines and ups
So he's doing he's doing I'm just like, uh-uh like you need to stop like it was hurting
Oh, because I wasn't wet and he's going like hammer time and I'm like this this gotta stop your touch makes this

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Worship higher than sandpaper. So he starts jacking off and he's like just put your mouth by
He's like, all right, just just cut my balls and I'm just like, okay
And I'm just thinking while this may just try to finish. I'm like I did not expect it to go like this. No
Like so he finishes and I'm like, all right. He goes back out to you know, send more emails

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I fall back asleep. I wake up nice and early because I'm a walkout before you see me. I don't want to have coffee with you
I don't want to talk like I'm leaving. So I leave I kiss him goodbye. Thank you for a good night
He says thank you for coming blah blah blah blah blah. I leave I get home and my
F3
Is like swollen. He did not give me anything. He literally like gave my vagina a hickey

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Like a painful one like my labia was like swollen and he gorge
It was really bad. I had to call my doctor. I was like, am I gonna die and she's like no like just someone who's really bad at giving head
I was like, oh great
And he made me bleed. Oh, basically he like tore me up a little bit for your vagina

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But not in the way that we wanted right like you know, I'm saying I'm like that's what happens when you don't wait for a girl to be
Wet. I mean did I die? No, did I have an orgasm the first round? I did
I'm a giver as well as a taker and I need somebody else to be the same way
And he seemed to be just a taker the second round and I'm like that's unattractive
But whatever you're fine enough for me to teach you how to do it right when I'm in the mood the next day

(01:01:49):
I'm with my kids all day long. He texts me. I didn't answer the day after that
He texts me and he's like I texted you yesterday. Why didn't you answer because I got the pendants?
I'm like good morning. You know, I have kids. Um, also I was at work today
So I'm not always going to be as available as you want me to but I will usually text you back

(01:02:10):
You know, just relax and he's just like if you need a babysitter, I will pay and there's nothing that your job is giving you
That I can't give you more of so when I text you you need to answer
Excuse me. Yo the way I looked at my phone like I know
This will get it out to say that should be especially after you broke my vagina

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So I'm like you're crazy. I will talk to you later. He's just like, okay, you know, I'm thinking all night long
I'm like this man is so off
I forgot to tell you when we were at the hookah lounge this man keeps telling me that no, I don't do social media

(01:02:53):
But in my mind, I'm like the pictures that this man has on bubble are like
Influencer perfect like they're perfect. Did I show him to you?
You did and for the sake of trying not to get sued, we will not be linking them
In this podcast, I will not link the pictures
But I want you to describe what you what you saw like this man cannot not have social media

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No, no, no, I'm not gonna lie. That is a very fine man in terms of looks
Look, I could have told you that there's no way a man is that fine and single and isn't that crazy or lying
I'm just I'm just gonna tell you there's no way I knew he was lying when he said he didn't have social media
And I was like, I might find you. I might not we'll see so for the sake of not getting sued

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Let's just say his name. He told me his name was
Michael but his real name is
So I go to his business page because I know the name of the hookah bar
Of course, you know me if I want to be a sleuth honey, don't let me
Investigate you don't let me do it because if I if you do let me do it
If if I come to a place where I have to investigate you, I will figure you the out

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I'll find out who your mom is. I'll find out who your dad is where they went to high school
All right, so I go to the business page and the very first review on the page from when they first opened was by someone name
Let's say Raj Michael. Okay. It had a common Indian name and the name that he gave me Raj Michael
And there was no words on the review just five stars and I know entrepreneurs and business owners

(01:04:28):
They know the power of good reviews
So it is very common for them to write their own reviews like pretending to be a customer or something like that
So I was like I look at the little, you know icon next to it and I'm like, that's that bubble
Okay, what did I say Raj Michael? Yeah, okay. I'm like, that's definitely him
I go to google and I type in Raj Michael or the name that I typed in and

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This mother full whole like I'm not even joking an entire wedding pops up from youtube wait, what?
Okay, and I'm like
I'm like whose wedding is this it's him. It was his wedding
Wait, it is wedding? This man is not only married, but his his his wedding was

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Broadcasted on television on the internet live stream because he's married to a famous Indian actress
And I'm like trying to tell my roommate. I'm like girl. Come look at this
This man is married to an Indian actress
He is married to an Indian actress like a famous one. I like a famous one. Okay. We cannot name her like an up and coming

(01:05:35):
Indian actress. She's been in many Indian like I like I'm looking at it and they are in like Indian tabloids
Okay, so she's only been in for she only has four credits on imdb
But one of them she's been in for 600 episodes. That's enough honey. She out here
And she's been in another show for 301 episodes. She is out here, honey
She is out here. She is out here and he comes from I think old money like I'm just shocked

(01:06:01):
So I see that and this man is texting me all this and I was like, yeah, that's not my vibe
I don't really like that type of stuff. He's like, okay. Well, if you can't cooperate with that
I'll be blocking you. I said go ahead and block me Raj Michael and then I sent him the screenshot of everything I found
And we haven't talked since that is a lot, but I'll never forget that night before we did anything

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When my home girl was there. I said this is a really cool spot like me. This is like the perfect kind of spot for me and my home girls
He was like you can come anytime. I was like no matter what happens
He goes no matter what happens between us tonight. You are always welcome here the lie detective determined that was a lie
I'm going back with my home. No, I'm not going. We are going back. You're coming with me. It's a no for me

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Yes, you are. This is wild. I will drag this is this is wild. What the f*** this was a
a very interesting Valentine's Day special
And I just love how this is not like the first story you have stories for days
We both have stories for days of the most wild
I do have stories for days. I absolutely do that was just the first and craziest and it was the beginning of a very tumultuous

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bumble ride
Tinder has also been
very fruitful and prosperous for me, but I will say
that the entire
Ordeal of like online dating has helped me understand a lot about myself when it comes to
hooking up and
How I am in the bedroom and what I like what I don't like and just how I connect with people and how I really I don't know

(01:07:41):
I feel like I just have this very laid-back easygoing vibe which attracts crazy
Energy
It just does but it also attracts good energy too
So I'm still feeling that out and understanding how to tackle what comes my way
Okay, okay, the best guy I've had is the one that I met in person though

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I did not meet him online. You know, it really be like that it really be like that
Like I want this man every day, but that's a story for another day. We're gonna be doing this
I'm gonna call this segment the spoils of war like the spoils of war
but like
Because love is a battle, right? This is gonna be a very fun segment. We're gonna be doing this quite often. Okay. I'm down

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You're definitely down. He's down too because he couldn't keep it
No, it was love. He just couldn't keep it for okay. Everybody needs to know I have a big butt
You got a booty. I got a booty. It's not like my butt isn't like, you know
Outrageous, but I have a booty and I'm a thick girl. So my booty's there if you don't know how to work that

(01:08:47):
Do you don't know how to position me right and your is it big because it doesn't even have to be huge
Like if you don't pace yourself, you'll fall out not because you're not hard
But because you don't know what you're doing back there
That's what was happening. It wasn't that it wasn't that he wasn't hard
It was that he just he couldn't keep it in there because he just didn't know how to handle all the ass

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You know, I'm saying it's too much and if you don't know now, you know

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Anything
Your neighbors ring that's what you get when you listen to what they'll break your real life that we're all just pieces of shit
to fight with
I'm so high drop the pants and show off your big giant ballroom
Use is the place where we can all play together forever and ever

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Here is Britain sitting on the beat
It's well past the winter holidays, but I'm a little too exhausted to take down my micro Christmas tree
There's no shortage of ornaments from my childhood
Disproportionately dangling from the tree some of these include NASCAR figurines Dale Earnhardt Jr.
During those number eight days before he went to 88

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He's pasty looking kind of like Bill Gates and he's wearing some blues brother shades and like Hank Hill
He's got no ass. There's also a Barbie princess ornament the most beautiful girl in the world
According to my eight-year-old self. There's a dog tree with a bow on it
I guess it was supposed to look like a reindeer and there's 15 different sanas including a black one that looks like

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Mr. T and has a scowl despite having a tree this year. We had no presence under it
my daughter's only two and
She already gets presents just by looking cute and going to the store with me
I didn't really want to enforce her having expectations of a ton of things being under the tree presents
They can come anytime not just Christmas, right? I'm not really planning on taking the tree down

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It's pretty small and there's something about the ambiance of sitting in a room with a lit up Christmas tree
All those multicolored tacky little muted lights kind of like a rainbow, but something's a little off and they're warm to the touch
It's not just the tree that I'm indulging in. I've still been wearing my ugly Christmas sweater
It's starting to be my defense mechanism while out in public the first time I wore it after Christmas

(01:11:23):
I found myself being treated kind of like a panhandler
I was in a cvs and I heard someone say
Uh, do you know where the Pepsi's at and the store employee directed him to my aisle?
But he still wasn't understanding the Pepsi was literally right there and I'm like, hey, hey, sir. Hey, sir trying to get his attention
He seemed to feel pretty guilty, but he yelled at me. May my ink got no change. He never did get that Pepsi

(01:11:44):
I was just trying to point out the specific location his loss and tonight
I was only wearing my Santa hat and a Santana sweater that was really cool that I got at this place called dirt cheap for like three
dollars and it was brand new from like tour two years ago
And I've been trying to find discounted produce to make into jerky
The older the produce is the more ripe the better it is to jerky-fi

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So I ask a Wendixie employee if they have any overly ripe fruit available for purchase
He says no, but occasionally it's in bags available at the front
I might get lucky checking another day then about 10 minutes later while I still have nothing in my cart
And I'm trying to decide on which ice cream flavor to get let me tell you the cookies and cream cone ice cream from bluebell
Is definitely my top favorite ice cream right now if you haven't tried it and you like waffle cones

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That's the ice cream to get anyways 10 minutes later the employee finds me and he hands me a netted red bag of apples
And mandarins and he says here you go. They're already washed and joy
I look at the price and it's only 50 cents
What a steal especially in this economy and all that produce it looked perfect
Like he felt bad for me like automatically the girl wearing the Santa hat asking for discounted produce is super needy

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And he gets to make my day by giving me this perfect bag of cheap produce
I'm not close enough to the poverty line to feel comfortable taking these kind of handouts. I've got plenty of food in the fridge
I'm not starving
But I didn't want to tell him no and there's something about being viewed as needy that makes life a little bit easier
See whenever I go out I always get bombarded by a bunch of panhandlers and these Christmas clothes seem like they're really working

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It was starting to feel like anytime I left the house somebody would want something somebody wanted money
Somebody wanted me to fill up their gas tank and I can't help everybody and honestly
I don't believe that most of them are legitimate because after I give them what they're asking for they still keep asking everyone else
That's around me right in front of me like ha ha. I took your money
You gave me what I needed and now I'm gonna see if I can get some from them

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I'm starting to be kind of uncomfortable giving to just random people on the street
That might be their job and that's not a job that I really support
I don't want to judge but it's almost impossible not to and when I'm wearing this santa hat the pressure gets removed
Because I'm the one that gets looked at like the beggar. I'm sure this won't work around Christmas time when it's more socially acceptable
To be wearing this garb but for right now

(01:14:01):
I'm gonna keep this trend up when I leave the house because I really can't complain about 50 cent produce
and I will go back and share my dried fruit jerky to that gentleman and
Maybe we'll work out some kind of deal because for some reason my dried fruit
Tastes about 10 times better than the dried fruit that I'm purchasing and it doesn't have all that added extra sugar and salt and it tastes real

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So if you want to be like me and avoid some of the extra pan handling pressure
Go ahead and wear your santa hat. Wear your ugly sweater. Be tacky. Wear out of season holiday things
I'm sure after st. Patrick's day if I'm wearing one of those green top hats and a leprechaun beard
That would work too. People gotta wonder is that the only thing you own? Maybe. It's February. It's already past Valentine's Day

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And if you didn't get your partner anything try making out with him for like two minutes straight
That's probably better than any gift you can give

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I
How scary
With music like this you'd expect something to go wrong, right?

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Feel a chill going up your spine
Well, what if I told you the worst thing to ever happen in this podcast is
My segment
Hey, yo, it's samuelicious the boombox and today we'll be talking about how music can influence your mood in a scene

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Imagine this a mother and a daughter having a conversation
I love you, mykela
Always remember that
Sounds so sweet and loving the mother really cares about her child, but wait the same scene but with scary music
I
Love you, mykela

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Always remember that
Completely different scene right the mother probably has a complete change of morals different intention and most likely different ending of the scene
Who knows the first one is probably going through something tragic and comforting their daughter while the second one
And by god, she's gonna murder her just the music can portray someone's thoughts easy as by

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That's why during a horror movie you can tell when something is off
The music is influencing how you think the tone and mood the music has projects onto the scene
You can find this method in practically every movie you watch
It's there even when you don't realize it just imagine a really emotional scene right but imagine it with no music

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That way the scene has no direction to move into it. Just be
Overwhelmingly awkward
You're not feeling one emotion or the other or just is something gonna happen or
That's how important music is in films and games and more without music everything would be bland or confusing

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Fully I were that influential
This was Sammy at the boombox and until next time. Bye

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I can't hear you quacking go
Hello out of place family everybody who's listens to this wonderful podcast that we're all on for some reason. Thank you, Stephen

(01:18:22):
How is everyone doing this month?
That is a happy february a lot of people are gonna be sad
They're gonna be depressed because they're lonely as shoo a lot of us aren't going to have valentines
A lot of us aren't going to be doing a damn thing for valentine's day
So what better than to listen to your good old friend king ducky sit here and have a nice conversation with you guys
And tell you how amazing that you look

(01:18:44):
So what is everybody's plans for valentine's day like are people gonna go out or people gonna go get something to eat
Like a steak dinner for one. That's probably what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to my local restaurant
I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get a nice
Juicy cheeseburger a dr. Pepper and some fries and I'm gonna have a table for one
I'm just gonna vibe and we'll see what happens honestly

(01:19:07):
I don't know life's been kind of on the up and up for me recently. I'm coming back to the out of place podcast
Voice acting in general. I haven't really left the out of place podcast. I took a month off. I'm back to streaming on twitch
I'm back to doing my voice acting stuff and now I'm back to talking with you guys too
And it is fantastic like never in my life have I realized how much my hobbies mean to me and how much

(01:19:32):
My hobbies like made an effect on how I feel throughout the day like how I feel confident about myself
About the work that I put into things especially voice acting and stuff like that
It's it's just like something that I put like a lot of attention to detail and it's super important to me
And like hobbies are super important and no matter how bad you feel no matter how terrible your life is going

(01:19:56):
You should never give up on your hobbies
Which is something that I did very recently and I feel terrible for it
But like yeah, so like what are y'all's plans for valentine's day?
Especially for couples like what do couples do on valentine's day because I swear in the
23 years of my life. I have never once had a valentine's for valentine's day
So like what do people do on valentine's day? Is that just like the day of like you take your girl or your guy on a date?

(01:20:22):
And then there's like rose petals on the bed and then it's the one time of the year where like the guy gets what he wants
or some shoe unless it's his birthday
I'm sorry. I thought that was funny. It just popped into my head
Because I know my friends in canada. They're not going to be doing anything because they're a bunch of freaking

(01:20:44):
Goody-two shoes. Someone come get me come down here
Come pick me up and take me for like a valentine's day that I will never forget. Why not?
So I guess we'll get straight to the point
I feel like we should uh, we should do a story time like a banger of a story just to start out this year right
Technically since this is my first king ducky show episode of the year. We're gonna start it off right

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So little king ducky back in high school, right? He was a goody-two shoes
He was in every class now my grades weren't the best until like the in right before report cards
Time came out and then I had like straight a's and b's the work was easy for me
So I just kind of just didn't do it until
Right before report cards came out and then I just spend like a whole day just doing all the assignments

(01:21:32):
I do like every class's homework for five months worth of homework
And I'd go in the next day and I'd turn it in to like every teacher
But my senior year everything changed for me. I stopped going to my classes
I would show up to school and I had my first period off because
My good grades, but I'd show up to school
I'd report to my second period class and then I would just sit in a dark hallway with my playstation because I had one of those like

(01:21:58):
Portable like gaming monitors it had like a decent size like monitor kind of like the size of like a laptop screen
But I could fit my playstation and put like an extra controller in there with my controller
It was a whole vibe honestly. I loved it
But so I'd sit in a dark hallway and just freaking play overwatch or like call of duty or rainbow six on the school's

(01:22:18):
Wi-Fi in this dark hallway and that would be my whole day of school
I would sit there and I just have a blast and then one day my friend Michael says hey
I know you've never done it before let's sneak out and let's skip school for the day
I was like, what would we do and he's like we're gonna do a ferris bueller's day off
I was like, what does that mean because like I've seen ferris bueller's day off. I'm like, what are you talking about?

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He's like we're gonna do everything he did and try to complete the whole thing. So I'm like
I'm down and so me and my sister we go to the we went to the same school
She was a freshman. I was a senior and so I go up to my sister right before she goes into her first period
And I say hey if I give you $50 right now
Will you tell mom and dad that my phone died and that's why my gps was off all day because my

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stepmom and my dad they installed like this like life 360 on my phone so they could know where we were like 24 7
So I was like, can you tell mom and dad that my gps was off because my phone died and you saw me at school all day
And she was like make it a hundred and I'll do it. So I give the bitch a hundred bucks
And so my friend's like, all right, meet me at my car in 20 minutes

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I'm gonna pull around the side and the only thing that you're gonna do is you're gonna hop in my trunk because this school police
Recognize your face because they always see you playing video games in the hallway. I was like, you're right
I hear his old ass Mustang just
Right out front. So I book it. I'm running straight to his trunk and I hop in I slam the trunk shut

(01:23:51):
And he drives up to the front gate and they're like, uh, you getting out of here and he was like, yeah, my dad
He um, he called me out for the day. I gotta go to a doctor's appointment
And so that's what I'm gonna go do and an officer's like, well, all right, kind of check your car
And he was like, no, I really gotta go. I'm super late. So now I'm sitting in the back of the trunk
I'm sweating. I'm like, uh-oh we're busted already

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So after a few minutes of like the the school police officer
I'm like searching inside his car. He didn't check the trunk for some reason, but like there was no way
He couldn't have seen me because like the old Mustangs like they don't really have a trunk
The trunk is you open like the back windshield. I guess and it's just there
There's just a hole and like you can throw into the trunk from the front seat

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I don't know how to describe it really but we get out of there and the first thing we do is we go and we catch a movie
I don't remember what it was. I think it was like Zootopia or something because that was what was playing
And then right after that we went to this little like it was like a small parade happening in like downtown Dallas
So we drove for like almost like 45 minutes just to go to this parade and we just run right into the middle of it, right?

(01:24:58):
And now we have cops chasing us because there's no one there like we're not part of the parade and everyone from knew it
So now we're running just through this one parade and there's cops running at us
They're like hey, I'm gonna have a road you're disrupting the parade blah blah blah blah
So we leave the parade and then we go to this art museum
And I'm bored

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Because like I don't really give a fuck about art
My friend. He's just telling me all about these art pieces and he's like bro
this is like Ben go's first painting or some shit
Then I was like, okay, cool, cool cool, cool, then after that we go to
Rangers game in Fort Worth, and we're watching this football game and my friend looks at me turns to me
I mean, it's like, are you bored?

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I was like, yeah, I'm actually kind of grim bored, honestly.
He's like, do you want to just like go back to school?
I was like, no, what about the rest
of like Ferris Bueller's Day off?
Like we got to crash a car and he was like,
I'm just kind of bored, honestly.
He's like, it's not as fun as I thought it was
skipping school.

(01:26:00):
So we get back to school, right?
And as soon as I get to school, I turn my phone back on
and I have like a hundred missed calls from my dad.
I have 20 missed texts from my stepmom and I find my sister.
Like I go into her class and I'm like,
why are they blowing up my sh**?
And she's like, oh, as soon as you left,
I told them you were skipping school.
I'm like, you snitch, are you serious right now?

(01:26:23):
Friggin, I get my hundred bucks back from her
because she broke our agreement.
And I call my parents and I'm like, what's wrong?
And they were like, are you skipping school?
I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
me skip school. No.
They were like, then why did your sister tell us
that you were skipping school?

(01:26:43):
I was like, because she's a liar?
I was like here, talk to Mr. Anderson right here.
I give him the phone and he's like,
yeah, Austin's in class right now.
He's here, he's right here.
Yeah, so I once attempted a Ferris Bueller's Day off,
got bored and just went back to school.
Not much of a loser I am.

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I guess that makes it my time for today.
Thank you guys again for enjoying the Out of Place podcast
and the King Ducky show.
And Kevin, my guy, your eyes just pop
with that shirt you're wearing.
You look fantastic.
Thank you and have a nice rest of your day.
Happy February and welcome back to Across the Circus.

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I'm your host, Alex Hopper, as always.
Those of you who are first time listeners,
here at Across the Circus, we cover news abroad
and closer to here at home.
Before we begin today, I wanted to give you a reminder
that it is a cold February with huge snow storms

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wiping across the entire US.
Keep in mind that the most requested item
at every homeless shelter is socks.
For those of you who have gone on hikes
or served in the military, you know the importance
of a fresh pair of socks.
Your feet can deteriorate quickly if they're wet,
if they're dirty, or just in general,
you do not have a pair.
So if you're thinking of a way to help your community,

(01:28:21):
go out there and give some homeless people some socks
and turn them into some homeless shelters.
They're greatly needed during these freezing times.
Let's get into the news.
Our first story today comes out of Iran,
where an Iranian couple have been given 10 years for dancing.
The official charge was for promoting corruption,
prostitution, and propaganda.
The couple stated that their dance was unrelated

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to the current protests going on in Iran.
Both in their 20s had their homes raided before their arrests
and were taken away from their families.
Our second story today comes out of Australia,
where luckily a missing radioactive capsule
has been located.
The radioactive device was lost by mining giant Rio Tinto,
who apologized for losing it.

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The radioactivity of the device is used
as a density gauge in the mining industry.
While only being the size of a pea,
the container is of cesium 137,
one of the most dangerous isotopes of Rio activity.
Rio Tinto is reimbursing the government
for the cost of the search
and is very grateful to have found it.
In news from Ukraine,

(01:29:24):
the German tanks allotted for the Ukrainians
are now on their way to Kiev.
The German tanks will be replaced by American tanks
in Germany as soon as they arrive.
This comes as Russia is now advancing
in Ukraine's eastern province of Donetsk.
And our final story from abroad, coming out of Russia,
Moscow announces that it will no longer allow

(01:29:45):
US inspections of their military sites
and will no longer comply with the last remaining
nuclear treaty between the US and Russia.
Now for something closer to home.
Our first story from home today comes out of Washington, DC,
where a man is charged in the shooting of a 13-year-old boy.
Jason Mitchell, who's 41, turned himself in
after being charged with second-degree murder

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in the shooting of a 13-year-old Karen Blake.
On January 7th at 0400.
According to Lewis, he left the house with his legally owned gun
and heard noises of what he thought was someone
trying to get in his house whenever he opened fire.
After yelling at the group of teens,
a getaway vehicle took off and Mr. Lewis
claims that Karen Blake then ran at him

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with some other witnesses affirmed.
Is at this point that he shot Karen Blake.
Immediately after doing so, Karen Blake proclaimed
that he was a kid and Mr. Lewis began doing
chest compressions on Blake.
He was later pronounced dead in hospital.
It is being debated whether it is self-defense or not,
but it will ultimately be up to the jury.
Our next story from here at home

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is the Biden administration finally announces
to end all COVID-19 restrictions on May 11th.
This comes after a huge wave of calls for COVID amnesty
after how people treated each other
during the COVID-19 pandemic.
While one side claims to have been doing the best
for their families, the other still feels
that they were mistreated for these lockdowns.

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And other forms of discrimination between vaccinated,
unvaccinated, and masked and unmasked.
And our final story today is the giant ice storm
that has been raging through the US for the past three days
and possibly more whenever this is released.
Thousands are without power in Texas
and 2,300 flights have been canceled due to these outages.

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The storms have raged through Texas, Missouri,
Arkansas, Louisiana, even as far as Alabama.
Again, I remind you to look out for those
in your community, look for those without power,
and find ways to help them.
As well as giving the homeless in your community
fresh socks, fresh jackets, and making sure
that local homeless shelters are all stuck up

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for the winter to help those around.
That has been February's Dishin' of Across the Circus.
I've been your host, Alex Hopper.
Remember to stay safe, stay informed,
turn off the gas stove before you go to bed.
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