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Episode Transcript

(00:01):
He literally has.
It's like he'sturning the Oval Office into a robot.
He has a guy.
He's like, Christine, can we pull that up?
Can we get a zoom in there? Jamie?
Jamie, look at that. Look at that.
those white graves,I think there's just a lot of death
over there, and it's easy to be like,where do these white people.
Yeah. Black people.
Yeah. He said moderate. Yeah.
You know, you.
Yeah.

(00:21):
If you die in my country that he did,he was like, yes,
there's a lot of bad things.
Yeah, yeah
it's kind of crazy.
Yeah. Hahaha.
It's not especially in my country.
Yeah. He's like it's mostly black.
So make me like anyone can get it.
Yeah, yeah. Getting everything.Yeah, yeah.
While to be likelike no So, close to everybody.

(00:44):
I don't know.
Charles, how are you?
I'm good.
Hey, I guess I almost got hit by a caron the way here.
In your car?
Oh, really?
A pedestrian? Wow. That's a white guy.
You're telling me,
white guys can cross the streetand this guy in a black Mercedes?
He was.

(01:05):
He was turning,and he wasn't slowing down.
And then he saw methe last second signs on his brakes.
He's like, what the fuck?
What? You.
What the fuck? Nice.
We see a white car. Yeah.
I don't think so.
Yeah. Yeah. Heather. Heather,is that the other?
We were walking across the streetand this guy didn't see us,
and she kept walking. I was like, whoa.
And she's like, if we get hit,we get money. And I'm like, no.
Or we die or get crippledor the guy just sprints away.

(01:28):
I don't have a photographic memory.
Yeah, take my car.
But yeah, I can't drive. I'm crippled.
This is a horrible price.
Yeah,
and I almost got hit by a Tesla in my caron the way here.
Yeah. New York.I don't like driving in New York.
I was like, you fucking.
Yeah, yeah. Let's ride to turn.
And he just shot right ahead of me,and we could have really a thing.

(01:52):
Yeah.
Supposed to hitthose things are like lantern flies.
They're evasive.
Invasive. Yes.
I thought it was, e because it's electric.
Yeah. Evasive e dash faces.
Yeah, I, I'm more attuned now to dangers
of the road and near missesbecause I don't have insurance right now.

(02:12):
Oh, I gotta go.
You're in the gap.
Yeah, yeah, my mom's like.I would not drive the car.
You could be bankrupt if you hit somebody.And I'm like, shut up.
And I, of course, after that phonecall, immediately.
Almost. Yeah, yeah. Of course.
You were driving with a suspendedlicense, too.
No no, no.
Okay. I think I've done that.
I've never had my license suspended.

(02:33):
I think maybe expired.
I think also, though,
if you just don't show upfor a speeding ticket
a number of times is suspendedfor a little bit of a speeding ticket.
I just, cried like a bitchand show the cop my asshole on the scene.
Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Oh, that's a way to get out of a ticket.
That's one of the answers. Yeah.
Spread them of the paths.
That was the original. Spread em.

(02:53):
One path to success. And now there's many.
And there's so many.
Yeah.
It's many holes. Yeah. Oh. The holes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kids, I want to level with you.
It's, You're not going to be anythingyou want to be.
Yeah.
Let him be president.

(03:13):
Sociable. Want to be a comedian?
Write some bad jokes, show some hole.
Make, a million bucks?
Yeah, you'll be good.
She's very funny, but,yeah, you could also do that.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Or like us, I woke up to a DM today.
Let me read the DM. Me the DM.
Welcome to overshadows the, I was tellingwe were talking about this last week.

(03:34):
The people that I listen are mostlyfor the history, but occasionally
they would get some, Hi, Charles.
Three exclamation markswith the little critter smiley.
You know, like the the nerd smiley.
I haven't seen that in a while. It's.
Yeah, it's like a
yeah, it's like a
what is it like a snail?
It's like a creature smile.

(03:56):
Is it?
Hi, Charles. Oh,
I love your feet.
I'd like to smell and kiss them.
That's my dream. Haha.
With the green heart.
This guy's first name.
Matthew. Dream.
Keep dreaming.
Keep. No.
Keep dreaming.
Now, maybe one day, if,

(04:17):
you get a bunch of friendsto, subscribe, and we go on tour.
Yeah. What's the Patreon? It's,
30,000. Yeah.
You will have, a kissing boothfor Charles.
Yeah.
What else is going.
I have something for it.
I went to the, the doctorfor the first time the other day, and,
long time.

(04:38):
Yeah. There no doctors out there.
This is for the healer monster on your
it? Yeah.
And, you know,what's funny about New York is, like,
a lot of these doctor's officesbecause you think about a doctor
and it's like, you got thisso much schooling and that and knowledge.
But some, so many of these doctor'soffices are just at a, like an apartment.

(05:00):
Oh my God.
And it's a. Yeah.
And they're, it's a rundown apartmentand it's moldy.
It was a new smell I smell going into thatdoctor's office contract.
Something from the. Yeah.
And they just have one.
I was in there and they're,you know the the three nurse slash.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're in there and you're like,this place is papier maché, right?

(05:21):
Like these wallscan't be real prescription for whatever
I'm getting right now.
And the light's a type of lightthat makes you look sick.
So you're in there.
You're like other like, you look sickand you're like, oh, yeah, I guess I do.
Yeah. That's them.That's their mechanic. Move.
You look like something else needs to be checked out.
you know, the three ladies.
Yeah.

(05:42):
I think I've a diagnosis severe.
So, you know, there's threeladies of all variations of age
doing everything from the onesclocking me in with my information.
The other was about,is talking to this lady.
She's like, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ones in the back on guys,we only have one fork,
one only have one fork for the orangechicken. Yeah.

(06:03):
I'm like, yep,there's always a problem going on.
There's only one fork.
And then this happened to me, the lady.
So I get an older lady.She has to take my passport.
Then I go to a younger lady.
She has to take my emergency contact.
I give her Heather's whatever, and then,
Yeah, you'll you won't pick up.
You know, you'll come lateif something happens to me.

(06:25):
Yeah, eventually.
And you're coming. Sorry.I almost got hit.
Is he alive?
But the lady was, like, the way she was.
Was. Yeah.
I was wondering if, because she she goes,I give her other stuff and she goes in.
What is her relation to you?
And, like, it'skind of tone, like a little like.
And what is a relation?
And I thought, Yeah, exactly.

(06:45):
And I thoughtI've been like, it's my mom.
But then I imagine
something happens to meand they call it like they call Heather.
Your son's been in a horrible accident,and she's like, I don't have a son.
And they hang up and like, oh,my God, we're gonna need a therapist.
Bedside. Yeah.
Looks like he'sdying of a broken heart attack.
And then, I mean, I'm.

(07:06):
Then my real mom comes to the hospital.
Where is it? Wouldn't you like to know?
All of a sudden,somebody wants to be a parent.
He's dead.
But he's been gone to you for a while now.
Has any of you come in?
Yeah, yeah.
Matter how old they are,you just want to see him?
Yeah. He's trying to get his money.
She walks out with you in her arms? Yeah.

(07:28):
awesome if
mom can install an adult patient.
Yeah.
Oh, speaking. This.
I ran this joke by you,but I think I have another thought is,
So I was when I was back home in Arizona,I was telling you about this, how my mom
is, like, calm lately, and my mom's alwaysbeen on rage yell mode her whole life.
Well, now she.

(07:49):
Yeah.
Now it's kind of like,no, now she's just like, happy.
Not to me, but to other people.
And I was like, what? What's the change?
Then I saw her pick up.
Yeah. What's going on? You meditating?
You're, like, jealous.
Yeah. Smile at me like that. Yeah.
She doesn't she does talk to other people.
Like my buddy Dan came by to me.

(08:10):
Yeah, my buddy Dan came byand she's talking to him like a friend.
And I'm like,I've never seen this side of you.
I've never she.
To me, she's like,maybe your eyes are down.
Yeah, maybe a little something going.
She can't be her friendly self to me.
She can be a little bit of it.
But then she's talking to Dan. Like to meshe's.
Yeah, it's true to me.
She's like, I joined pickleball.
And then to Dan she's like, everybody'sso competitive.

(08:32):
Like I hurt my toe. And I was like,I just want to.
And I'm like,what the fuck is going on here?
You're getting the fucking military updateshe's giving.
Yeah.
The deep dish.
Yeah. It's in Chicago over there.
Yeah. I was like, who is this lady?
What's going on? I didn't know this.
And they're laughingand I'm watching. I'm getting cut.
I'm much.
so I told youI was wondering why she was calm.

(08:56):
And then I saw her.
She just answers every scam calland then rips their face off,
and I was like, oh, okay. Well,your anger is not gone.
It's been outsourced to India.
But now stuff.
Yeah, I can do. Yeah.
And you have just give me your Pin number.
I was thinking that I have so much respectfor scam calls.
Now, when they call, they'll be like,this. Is it for them? Yeah.

(09:18):
They should go.
They calm down the world.
I think they help with global warming.They chill out.
Some angry moms to go ballistic.
Yeah, a random with no consequence.
I ever tell you this like,yeah, you were so justified.
Yeah, you can say the worst shit to them.Yeah. Why they call.
Well, something.Yeah, yeah. It's a Monday.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll take calls of Monday.

(09:41):
It's still a
well there's two there's usually there'sI found out there's usually two outcomes.
What do you think. What.Have you ever yelled at him.
No. In generalif you yell at a scam person,
if you really go buckwild and go,let me say a motherfucker hog wild.
Okay.
Buck's different.
Yeah. When I go hog wild.
Well, they're allowed to hang up once you.

(10:01):
That's one outcome.
What's the other?They drive to your house,
they.
They can pinpoint you.
Yeah. No, they talk to my momin front of me. That's worse.
Yeah, I'm going to talk to them.
I'm going to talk to your mom. Is so good.
Or they cut you out. Have you everyelled at them and they cost you out?
Oh, I would love that.
Oh, really?

(10:21):
I've had them.
I'm getting this spam call.
I'm picking it up to refinance
my loan that I don't have,and I'm talking to others, so let me.
There's a third outcome.
But the second one, it's greatbecause you start being like,
hey, what's up, motherfucker?And then like, eat a dog dick.
They start.
It's always a dog's dick.
Yeah, this happened to me once.
It's never happened to me since. Yeah.

(10:41):
Weird. Like. Yes. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah yeah, dude, go to the libraryand need the llamas button bag.
You're like what?
You know, the the.
Sorry.I just know enough cussing to get around
a ten day streak on the lingo.
Yeah.
I can only curse out a personat a library.
Hahahahaha. And the bathroom.

(11:03):
This is the thirdthing is only happened to me once.
I don't thinkit'll ever happen to me again.
Yeah, it was a few years ago.
I rememberI still live in in New York scam got scam.
Scam. Guy 69 calls me,
he's on Xbox Live.
I go, hey, motherfucker, fuck you.
And he goes, fuck you eat a dog'sbag of bones and we're cousin.

(11:25):
He transfers me, he hits transferall the sudden he transferred me
to another call where another guywas cussing out a scammer.
So now it's just me, customer and customeryelling at each other.
I hear a voice change.
And then some other guy, like inLong Island.
Me, like, get a fucking, you know,bag of dicks and I go, whoa, whoa, whoa.

(11:49):
Who's this?
He goes, you call me motherfucker,and I go, whoa!
We just got.
Yeah. they transferred us.
And he's like, that's crazy.
I go when the guys call me,I always come out for fun.
He goes, I do the same thing.
And now we're making friends.
It's one of my biggest regrets.I didn't get his information.
We just hung up. No, like that.
Uber and I made a big comment like,great review.

(12:11):
Check out our podcast stuff on there.Yeah.
You're like, please don't. Yeah.
You never got his name.
No, no, no, I still think about him.
Yeah. That's great.
But it's great strategy for that guyto combine us like a dating app.
You know, you get a scam calland then they end up transferring you
to someone you didn't want to talk.
Yeah, Hold on.

(12:32):
I'm trying to think of, love.Likely love.
Like, Lee's good.
I'm trying to think of,for the potential hand in marriage.
I don't know, it's a scam.
Yeah, a scam could have been.
What scam? Yes, man.
That's.
Yeah, yeah. That's very funny.
I want you to talk to that, like,a minute.
It was quick,but it was a real bonding moment.

(12:55):
Did I ever tell you this one?
Do you have a home to refinance?
Yeah.
A couple days before that,I had you talking to a guy,
like speaking through one of thoseNew York.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Steam? Yes.
You haven't had me crack. Do you?
I just ran out of an. I'msorry, Huntington.
You want to? Yeah.

(13:15):
The LIRR no longer with you while,
a couple days before this.
There we go. It's a good album, remember?
Yeah. Weird little friend moment.
I was on the subway, and meand this guy kept looking at each other,
like the kind of like.Do I know you? Do I know you?
And I thought it was a guy that I wouldsee at an open mic here in Astoria.

(13:36):
So I did this.
I ended up Alpha Power move.
I just got up and sat next to himand was like, what's up dude?
Yeah, he put his hand on my throat.
Well, he was a guitar. It was a mixed mic.
So he was a guitarist.
Yeah.
And, we started being like,hey, hello, how are things?
Blah blah blah.
And I tried to be a little bit more, hey,I remember things about your life cycle.

(13:59):
Hey, how's your sister?
And he goes, like, I don't have a sister.
And I go, oh, really?I thought, she lives in Texas.
And he goes,I don't know anybody in Texas.
And then we slowly start to realizewe don't know each other at all.
We both thought we knew each other.
Yeah. Thing.
So you have that face for him? Yes.
We both thought we knew each other.
I don't remember you guys, so.

(14:20):
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm too nice. I just go with it.
Yeah. Hahaha. How could you forget?
It was weird.
And then I just rememberwe stopped talking.
It was his stop.
We met out and he got out, but, Yeah, two weird little neat kids.
Well, you're a sociable, nice guy.
You can. You can make it happen.

(14:41):
Last time, I haven't made that power move,I'll tell you that.
Yeah, man. That's that's a lot. Yeah.
Know that's weird.
Yeah. No.
Yeah. What's up man?
As your sister. Yeah.
Someone's bro.
Oh, wait, is that you?
You look different.
Well, I

(15:02):
all right. Okay.
It's a thick milkshake.
It's called mouth. Mouth.
I remember I have a, oh bathroom story.
I wait, I gotta tell youabout the rest of the doctor really quick.
So back to the doc.
What? Yeah.
There's twotwo other things that happened.
I wrote, I wrote them down, but I don'tget my computer out thinking about that.
I, I think I may have told this,like, a long time ago,

(15:25):
but I went to a doctor's office in one ofthose in Sunnyside, and the guy had,
I mean, this guy was closed off.
He wouldn't tell me how he was doing.
He would tell me the walls in his officedidn't go up to the ceiling.
It was like, yeah,it was like a foot clearance.
And I'm hearing about this ladies.
You know, fucking anal.

(15:46):
I'm just, you know,I'm trying to play Wordle or something.
And I hear this lady's entire voice.
Maybe she's got the NLP, MDD, PTSD,
BPD, NYPD.
Yeah, DDP, deep dish pizza, pizza.
She's got a little bit of that going onover the years, and, I'm like, yeah.

(16:10):
So I didn't even tell the that.
I told the doctor everything's going good.
I think my dick's a little too big.
Great. I see a little too well, yeah.
A lot of money that weighs me down.
I think it's fucking up my posture. Yeah.
No walks.
Yeah. No.
No more toes are gray is in there.
Probablyto get some kind of mental health.

(16:31):
But not that day.
I said I'm doing great.
The sun is shining.
I just want to tell you,
I just wanted to see your faceand pots and pans in front of you.
Yeah, I just said, hey,let me give you some money.
Oh, I remember,so this two things happen to me.
Maybe you can relatebecause you're around my. How old are you?
Okay.
What? Your.

(16:52):
Yes,
but we had.
But, July 30th, 31st.
Either way, 29th. First.
Oh, dang. All right. That is pretty close.
Got to go back to your house, celebrate.
What do we play?
I know that's true.
That was a fun squirt gun game.

(17:15):
Yeah, or whatever it was.
Okay, capture the flag.
The flag? Yeah. Good time.
Okay, so I.
Yeah,
it's going to be be blurred out.
Yeah.
So lady takes.
Yeah.

(17:36):
Lady takes me back.
You know, wherethey have to take your weight and, like,
ask you about your historybecause I'm a new patient,
so she's talking to me also,
I feel like a big push because she goes,okay, I need to weigh you.
And I go, so my shoes off.
And she's like, now.
And I'm like, well, I'm not self-consciousabout my weight, but I prefer to.
Yeah.
And but I did take my phone wallet,picture of my family paperweight.

(17:59):
Yeah, I shaved my hand.
Yeah, I took all that out.
And then she gets my weight.
She goes 175, 170 without shoes.
And I was like, thank you. And,
Yeah.
This stupid scale. Yeah. Of course.
Yeah. That Ronan joke is so good.
But anyway, she's.

(18:20):
I have to tell her about my past,and she's, like, any surgeries, blah,
blah, blah.
And I'm like, yeah, you know,broken bones, concussions, hernias.
And she goes, wow,you must have played a lot of sports.
And I was like.
And in my headI was like, no, I just lived a dumb ass
kids,like I grew up when jackass was on TV.
Like, she thinks I'm a star quarterback.

(18:40):
Cut to me jumping off a roofand not get in the pool.
Yeah, there's a slant.
I didn't judge it.
Yeah, which, by the way, I think if.
Yeah,if you have a pool, there's cement around.
I if I got rich, I would make a poolwith trampoline material around it.
You can't.But kids are going to be jumping off that.

(19:02):
It's always just. Yeah. Yeah.
And I said it was a play football, but,
so then I go, I'm just here for physical,but I had a lot of back pain.
I gotta go
get, like, an MRI and all this stuff,and I'm my body's twitching like crazy
because I think they thinkI may have, like, a herniated disc.
And my.
I'm having crazy pain and panic attacks,
because my arms going numb and, like,I'm getting a bunch of crazy.

(19:24):
And like,I showed the doctor took my shirt,
my chest was twitch in my shoulder,my neck twitches like.
And I'm like, what kind of doctor are you?
This is edge.
Yeah, but I go in there to get a physicaland the doctor is talking to me,
he talked to me in his officelike his shitty little office
with the leather boss chair.
And then I go, hey,I'm here for a physical.
And he goes, all right,we gotta go to the real doctor's room.

(19:46):
And then he's like,he's like an old Brazilian guy.
And he goes. He goes, all right,take your pants off.
But just leave your boxers on.
And I'm like, okay.
And then so he comes in, doctor,but I'm not.
Yeah. I'm like, what are you going to do?
Feel me through the boxers likea this is junior high. And
yeah.
Well over the pants.

(20:06):
Yeah, yeah yeah.
You take it home come homecoming.
Yeah.
So he goes, I he goes, I'll be right back.
You're like, goes and checked.
I have the same thing.
I can hear the ladytalking in the next hall.
And then I take my pants off and I'msitting on the table all vulnerable.
And he comes and he goes, yeah, yeah.
And he comes in.
He goes, I gotta check one thing.

(20:27):
And then he comes, goes and checksanother thing comes back and goes,
I gotta check one more thing.
And then he comes in, checks my reflexes.
My back never checks my balls.
I think he was grossed out.
I think he kept going back and being like,you can do this.
You got him to. They're not that gross.
Come on, come on.
And then you scare the ball. Yeah.

(20:49):
He goes, okay,I'm not going to say anything.
If he says it, I'll do it.
But if he doesn't bring itup, I'm not going to do it.
So I just said, I just spent
the whole doctor's officewith my pants around my ankles looking.
Yeah, like this and this.
And he's going very deep.
And I'm like, what? What's going on?

(21:10):
Say for lunch, please me.
Like I'm not nervous.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like my heart beats a little lowertoday.
You're homophobic. Yeah.
Athletes from, Brazil.
Are they homophobic?
That's the kind of flamboyant peoplethey're.
They're on the beach in thongs.
The highest watch trans foreign country.

(21:32):
I think maybe because I was a transI think Brazilian people are probably.
Yeah.
I mean everybody says Brazilian people.Yeah.
But maybe he thought small penises.
Well he couldn't see it,I know he couldn't even bear.
Yeah. It's true. Yeah.
It's a Brazilian stereotype.
Big dong tooI think Brazilians are just every.

(21:52):
Yeah I think that's a stereotypelike all American countries.
And then little.
Yeah. That little.
Yeah.
Or maybe Brazil.
The countryso big is a composite like a Hummer.
Yeah.
Everyone has a tiny, then it base.

(22:13):
Is. You never feel your balls.
You need the physical.
I'm getting a physical next week.
I'll let you know if it comes.
Me? I got a free appointment, too,because I said it was ever physical.
I think the first, I don't know, I haven'tbeen a doctor in, like, wellness.
Checks are fruit
they want to prevent
because then you're going to be a drainon the health care system.
If you, if you got a treat. Got it.

(22:35):
Okay.
I tell you, this joke,I was discovering sexuality.
What if you got a torture?
Well, I've had a torture.
You did that.
You know, I know that's bad.
I gave it to myself.
Jump rope in, for I did ropes at 6 a.m..
I did two minutes.
Jump rope?
Yeah.
And then going bowling.

(22:56):
And then what? They twist.
I don't know if I well,I don't know if I got torsion.
I think it was close to torsion and I hadwhatever it was before that British and
yeah, yeah, I had purple nipples.
I say that my first dark.
Yeah.
Rope balls, double guts.
Yeah, I know he didn't do it.

(23:16):
Yeah, yeah, I know, I was likeand I was, I felt 30 minutes.
Yeah, I felt good about it.
I was like, yeah, he's going to see it.
And that's what doctors do. God gave me.
Yeah.
And it's always,
oh, I've always felt my dick has neverbeen ready for a doctor to see it.
No. It's always like no. Yeah.
It's sick. Yeah.

(23:39):
He's never.
Yeah. Sick. Hypochondriac. No.
At the cock track. Here we go.
He's just as worried as you are.
Yeah.
I don't know why he or.
Yeah, he is for sure. He's.
He's really camera shy because doctortakes a picture every time, and.
Profile.

(24:00):
So he didn't feel them,but he took a copious amount of.
Well that was it. Yeah.
He's like,I want to go to the real doctors.
We're going the other you. Yeah.
The black couch for cameras.
Yeah. Do you guys take Aetna?
Oh, yeah.
You're going to betaking a lot more in Aetna.

(24:20):
Tell me how he'll do.
You want to bewhat would you do to be healed.
I tell you, my first doctor joke
way back in the day was,I feel like this is a very similar joke.
I mean, I joke that a lot of comics have.
I can't afford therapy, so I try to fit itin when I see the doctor, like,
So what does knee pain start?
I'm like,I think it all started when my dad left.

(24:41):
That's a good one.
I think probably it's good though.
Nice syndicated rear up.
Yeah. It's Pete twice. It's a repeat.
So I, I truly like,I have crazy back problems,
like, hurt when I sneeze my vertebrae,like, is like. Wow.
Yeah.
My dad's had fusions and or whatever.
Yeah. Bjork, I'm a human.

(25:03):
But my dad's had crazy, crazy
surgeries, his backs all fuzed, and he'shad all these different types of back,
diseases.
So I'm like, hey,I take fall damage anymore.
He's.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's like, yeah.
He's like Metal Mario
takes no damage.

(25:24):
Yeah. He's got a fusion.
He's got a he's got confusion.
Yeah.
Those chemicals 20 years in the pool biz.
He tells me thesame story every time I call.
But Igo, hey, I have, like, a ton of pain.
He goes, you're fine.
I go, no, it's really bad.
And he goes, it hurts like a beach.
And I go, yeah, it hurts like a bitch.
And he goes, okay,you probably have a herniated disc.

(25:45):
I was like, is that what I need to say?
Do I need to say it hurt like a bitchor like a woman?
Yeah. He please get an x ray.
Why didn't you say so earlier? The.
How's your dick? Yeah.
What bitch do this to back?
Yes. I gotta go get a bunch.
I'm going to a spine.
Network spinal is what it is on Friday.

(26:07):
Network.
It's like a different type of Kyra,
but they're, the network I found outmeans charges a lot more money.
Not in my network. Tell you that.
Can you hear me now?
Because you're aboutto be really broke. Oof!
And I think it's
short for Out of Network Spinalbecause it's so fucking,
random expenses and things that break.

(26:28):
It's all isolated to your body for me.
Yeah, yeah, well, your car is my body.
What happened?
What else happens to youbesides stuff in your.
Your computer, in your car?
Yeah, yeah. Anything with a chip?
Yeah. Chips are.
yeah, yeah.
And like potatoes.

(26:49):
Yeah.
That'swhere the that's what they just get us.
Yeah.
This couch.
Yeah. This couch chipalmost broke last week.
I had to go to theI had to go to Best Buy, But. Yeah.
What do you got for me? Well,I had one of the.
I had, I was in the city all day Monday.
I had kind of like, a real New York day.
Okay.
I was in the New York room.I went into Joseph Banks.
I had to get the suit tailor.

(27:10):
Oh, yeah.
I go to a wedding this weekend
and, just bought a suit in Maryland,so I'm going to go fix it up.
Go to the tailor.
Apparently, everyone in their mother transmother is taking their suits
to Joseph Banks to get them tailoredlike the Men's Wearhouse.
Well, you got to wear a suit. Are you in?
Are you the wedding? But,you know, it's black tile.

(27:31):
Oh, wow.
I needed a new suit anyway,so I'm going to get it tailored.
I'm like, I need itby Thursday morning. And this guy's like.
You know, he's wearing,
the flat brim, not the flat brim.
The yamaka.
No, no other side of the world.
Caribbeankind of those things called the Grand.

(27:52):
I don't know, a taxi driver hat,
but like, bigger until big, you know.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know,you know, it's a variation of poofs.
He he's almost a chef.
Sure. Yeah, but you can't fit any eggs.
Yeah, yeah.He's a he's a prep cook. Right.
So he's, he's telling me up saying,let me down.

(28:14):
And, I need to get it by Thursday.
I can get it by Friday or whatever.
So that works itself out.
I go to BryantPark. It's a beautiful day on Monday.
I go I'm going to hang out in the sun.
My computer batterydoesn't last more than 50 minutes.
So I'm like all rightI'm going to hang out here, enjoy the sun.
Then I'm going to go to the library.
All right.
Bye bye Bryant Park.
Yeah I've never beenbut it looks beautiful.

(28:35):
Yeah. And, you have to trick people.
You have to tell them that you're studying
in order to go work on your laptop,because there's certain rooms.
Show them your backpack,and then you got books.
You don't have a book.
You can't go if you just have a laptopthere like it's fuck out of here.
Wow. Starbucks.
But you got a notebook,and you lie in there like you
have literally everyone inthere is on their laptop.

(28:57):
Yeah. Turned around.
I got a lot of a lot of study,a lot of book reading going on back there.
A lot of study and porn, Yeah. It's nice.
They might have, the water
like a dam secret sipsand put it back in my backpack. Did.
Oh. So they allowed you to bring water in?
Kind of.
You got to hide it in your bag,

(29:17):
but they won't allow youto take it out and drink it.
So you got to do a secret. Said stash it.
It's like kidshitting their vape and study hall.
It's, Yeah.
So, before I go to library,I got to pee, and I'm like, well,
I don't want to go to the libraryquite yet.
I like to spend a little more timeoutside at Bryant Park.
So have you ever beento the public restroom in Bryant Park?
Maybe. I mean, I pee all over the city.

(29:39):
Okay. Restroom I've ever been.
Oh, wow.
Not even public.I look up public restroom.
I'm thinking, all right,
I'm going to have to fight, homeless guyin a Starbucks bathroom.
you know, just fight my wayinto a McDonald's.
Yeah. public bathroom in Bryant Park.
I'm like, okay, great.
So I go, there's two lions, huge lions,ten people.

(30:00):
Boy, lion girl on Trump's America lions.
And, waiting in line,there's a very stern,
all business black lady in a five. Wow.
Tell the people. Hey,
come.
Come on.
So she's pointing to you, you know.
What are you going to do now?
She'd prefer not to dance, as I said.
No, she's really saying that legitimately.

(30:20):
You get to the front of the lineand she goes, 1 or 2 and you go,
oh my God, man to pee.
Because there's three journalists freeand there's two spots.
So she's got, what, a job, this job.
What type of person could work this job?
Fucking no nonsense Jamaican. Yeah.
So she's she's run on a tight ship.
That Mexican boat never crashed. Yeah.

(30:42):
And so I go in. It is.
I'm not even lying.
Green marble walls. Wow. Oh.
You're in on the violence.
The air above themselves. Ivory. Wow.
Tusk urinals.
There's playing on the speakers.
There's violin. Wow.
It's like beautiful classical music,and it's fast.
Do you want to get you out?So it's like flight of the bumblebees.

(31:04):
Would you imagine sitting
to flight of the bumblebee?
That is the most accurate soundtrackto my shit.
It's. It's the fucking the bubble, guys.
Flight of the bumblebees.
It's.
The second I just can't die.
That's the song you need to playto get people out of the public bathroom.

(31:25):
There's a guy, there's a young man,the Doge employee.
He's standing inside the restroom.
I imagine there is a ladyin the woman's one and he's the spotter.
He's the guy at the top,telling the woman outside,
you know, the 80s, that air.
Oh, my God, going out.
These are our tax dollars.
Yeah,I think he's like an intern at the park.

(31:46):
I don't know, I don't knowif it's a good job or a bad job.
Yeah, well, Ellen didn't fire these ones.
There needed to be stay.
They needed this guy.
So, you know,he said two urinals. Don't run it up.
It's,
So all day, he's just
watching people pass and shitand reporting the numbers back.
It's. It was so funny.

(32:07):
That's crazy.
Sell, sell sell. We got to open.
You know me, I can.
Yeah, you.
You're a shy pisser.
Stressful time is is like chess.
You go and hit the timerand then a countdown is.
There's a clock above the urinal sayinghow long you've been in?
Yeah. Let it three down.
It starts at one. It gets down.
And I can tell otherpeople are having this problem.

(32:28):
When I come in, there's two free urinals.
There's a guy at the, who knows how longhe's been over there, just struggling.
He's saying in his peepee song, plays on the team.
so the middle guy leaves. He's in and out.
He's a real man.
I'm at the, you know, we got now.
We got a 710 split.
It's me and this guyjust fucking on Instagram looking at buds.
Try to forget that we are on the clocktrying to relax

(32:51):
like I was a marine in a plane, you know?
Yeah.
You don't want to jump. And they're like,no, no, no, no.
Like I don't I, I regret yeah,
there's people behind me, you know,is this the most nervous you've ever been?
It was, it was the mostI mean, I had eyes on me.
I had a supervisor, some guy like,come on, come on.
Yeah.

(33:11):
to be the record. He's watching me. Quota.
Yeah. He splits aren't good.
Yeah. Guys. He'snow make it into this Olympics.
So this time and Olympics get it doneI get out of there.
And as I'm leaving,this guy, reports back to the,
the, the head honchothat there are two people in assault.

(33:31):
Whoa.
Who knows?
Little fuck a little, coke, drugs.
But it's like two.It's like one in the afternoon.
Your eyes are as bright as the moon.
And then.
And they tricked them, and theythey had to get lined to.
Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
Someone has to go,and you say shit. I'll say pass.

(33:53):
I think it has to be drugs at that point.
Maybe drugs, because, like,that's the nicest bathroom to do.
Drugs? That's like a Coke.
Yeah. That bad U2.
Yeah, that is Colombia.
Yeah.
You listen to, some Beethoven,you hit the library, you get jacked up.
You know, the Rose room with a fake book,with a fucking gun.
It hahahahaha!

(34:14):
So that's why they think there's peoplewatching.
Yeah.
People do with, with with great bathroomscomes great,
shenanigans. Yeah.
Great mischief. Right? Yeah.
You can't have nice things.
You try to have a nice bathroomand people abuse it.
They fuck, they suck, they snort,they blow.
It's, it's it's madness.

(34:36):
And so I felt a little bad that, you know,
they're doing this nice service,but I guess they do.
They have to do this.Yeah. This thing will be
run through.
You know what I always feel bad for is,seagulls on a fresh,
bottom that, I was, together,
you have have this scenario in your head
thinking about the people doing coke inthe stall is like,

(34:57):
you know, you had a nightclub,whatever, where people are partying it.
But being the one guy who has bubble gutand then has to come and be like,
I'm sorry, guys.
And then they have to like,come on, man, running away from you.
Yeah.
This is ruining the vibe.
Oh, and I have Crohn's.
You're trying to get my,

(35:18):
Yeah, yeah, I got a V-neck.
Put it in there.
You go to the bathroom.
You ever put the, the shirt over the nose?
No, that's a good idea.
You know what I do?
Public public bathroom, headphones,I got it.
I got to disassociatebecause I can't because I.
Yeah.
I leave a reviewand I subscribe to the Patreon.
Yeah, because I used to time it outuntil no one was in the bathroom.

(35:41):
And you can't do thator somebody else flush.
I had this recently at the airport.
I had to go to the bathroom,and when I sat down,
I just had a comedy club, actually,I was opening in Houston
and I was like, okay,you know that that really bad, please.
And I it was one of those was like,it's not going to go that way.
On stage. And then I go to the bathroom.
And the mistakethe not the the mistake the the.

(36:02):
Yeah.
Just because become funny.
Well, it wasn't a pee.
So that's the thing.
It was that thingwhere your stomach's burning like,
hey, buddy, you gotta let this loose.
So I go, please go to the sound guy.
Go. Give me two minutes.Please run to the bathroom.
The toilet made a mistake of.
When I sat down, it automatically flushed.

(36:24):
You know, itautomatically flushed when you sat down.
Yeah.
So then I just went for it,and it just went.
It was a straight shotbecause it was flush.
It was doing boom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nothing. But what in then?
Nothing.
Nothing but
And it hit the river and, straight shotdude.

(36:45):
Yeah, yeah.
And then I just went right on stage.
What's up everybodynow with the toilet paper on my shoe.
Was, I feel like like angel.
I wonder what you.
What?
Like, what do you thinkthat guy in the bathrooms
title is, like, intern at the bar?

(37:06):
No, no, he's got to have a porcelaincaptain.
Yeah, yeah, some kind of,Because there's a bathroom attendant.
I worked at a rest for all.
You worked at a restaurant I was on. Oh.
What's up Rick? Let's get this.
Come here.
I was wondering if that's how,that's what Eric Adams is doing.

(37:28):
The comment at the end.
It doesn't. He just sentences
anyone who was at the protestthey have to do one day duty.
Oh, they'll definitely regret it. That's.
Yeah. Any public service like that?
They're out with a fucking weird scarf.
Yeah. It's.
You go to 34th Streetand you think about what you did.
I worked at a very fancy restaurantor very fancy bathrooms to do that.

(37:49):
I not.
What?
Oh, that's the Palestinians. Yeah,whatever.
You that that's the.
Yeah, it's called a hummus wrap.I'm kidding.
I know the we had a bathroom attendant.
I worked at a really fancy steakhouse,and there was a bartender.
He was, like, 90 years old.
He had a sign, and,he just had to be in the bathroom
like candy all the set up, and, Yeah.

(38:12):
I don't want to eat. Yeah,I want to do the.
And then he gives you the towel,gives you the soap, and you're like,
But I was so big. I wonder why
my hands on my pants in front of me.
Yeah. You give me a. Yeah.
What is this?I always fell back as he dry.
He had to dress up and like a full. Yeah.
And I was like, man,this guy ironed a tie to smell my poop.

(38:32):
Do you think his wife is, like,take off your fucking clothes?
When the second you,Before he gets in the door.
Yeah.
If I go to my grandma's house and I smell.
Yeah, I got to get last t shirts,
because if I go to my grandma, I was like,I'm home. It's found, like six.
And that's just a couple hourshanging at grandma's house.
I know you got the poop.
Yeah, yeah.

(38:52):
Maybe that's why they got the candy.
Yeah, it's more for him. Yeah.
How much money, you guys?
How much money?You think that those guys pull in?
It's got to be like, 20 bucks?
Yeah, well, if you're at a fancyrestaurant, you're making a good amount.
Yeah. But it.
Yeah,I guess it is mainly a fancy restaurant.
Yeah, or like a crazy nightclub.You ever see one?

(39:13):
A nightclub? It's the worst.
I've been in crazy nightclubswhere they have a bathroom
attendant and it's like,what is the bathrooms?
Garbage.
And then there's just like that movieand they're just.
Yeah.
And then there's
some guy in the corner, mint,and you're like, dude, you're in hell.
Yeah.
Here, let me give you a paper towel.
You're like, I don't fucking Narcan.

(39:34):
Yeah, nicotine. Yeah. Some poppers.
Set up a little shopping there.
Yeah yeah. Bathroom attendants. Brutal.
Nobody wants can.
No no no Starburst.
Absolutely not.
The free roll up nerds rope.
Yeah.
You bump up

(39:55):
scrambled eggs.
Gives you. Yeah.
Bernini.
What what is going on here?
I grill, there's a grill. Okay.
What?
You know, or,
Hahaha!
You're ruining it.
Yeah. Here.
You open? Yeah.
I said I want to spendas little time in here as possible.

(40:17):
Yeah, although the bathroom I won't sayis in before show, I will kind of
hang out in the bathroom if I'm like, oh,yeah, yeah, you got to get away.
Yeah, because people want to talk.
I'm a big star.
Yes, they want autographs.
They want me to,you know, kiss their baby.
Especially if you're hosting though,you got to get in the zone a little bit.
You got to get the.

(40:37):
Because you got to be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you got to. Yeah.
Bulleted out on your phonea little bit. Okay.
Yeah I always read riff and
so I don't forget.
Sometimes I go up on stage riff
we are tonight I got, I, take that, right?
Oh, no. Actually,I have a continuation to this.
That was just one chapter of thethe New York Day.

(41:00):
What makes it the New York Library?
And I have to, like,
go to the bathroom twicewhen I'm in the library,
but I'm not tryingto take all my shit, so.
Luckily, it's loosely guarded by these,you know, book Nazis,
but you know, it's like theI look like a mom sprinting
through the mall,like I'm legally fast walking in,

(41:20):
in a competition to the bathroombecause I'm like, oh, somebody.
Yeah, yeah, I guess
they stole my podcast, you know?
Zach, where are you?
Sorry.
It's done. It's over. It's so fun.
They can.
They stole the log, and they changed
world.
Chat it now

(41:40):
the podcast blows up.
Oh. Was us.
The hook was good.
So. Yeah, I went to the bathroom.
Yeah.
So get out of the library.
oh, I get out of Bryant Park.
I go, you know, it's still sunny.
There's people on the lawn.
Why don't you go, oh,
it's like same build, same, same hair,kind of like roots or,

(42:03):
you know,you can see the roots, but it's dyed
blond, like skimpyblack bathing suit tanning in Bryant Park.
I'm like, he would do this.
And I did ask her to be like,half the tent.
No, no. Nice.
Yeah. She vacated the state, right?
She went to go ruin other.
She wanted a country tour of,
like cross country.
Life ruining.

(42:24):
Yeah.
She lives in Florida.
Yeah. She comes up here.
Yeah. I'm sure a little vacation,
some in Bryant Park and there'sa beautiful Cuban symphony playing.
I come outside, it's like I sat downfor a little for like, 20 minutes.
It was just in the sun. It was amazing.

(42:44):
It's it's a beautiful time.
I put my phone on the grass.
If for my headphones on the grass. I'mjust chilling out, you know? I'm.
I'm basking.
And your computer's still in the library.
No, no, no.
Okay. No, that would be crazy.
I'm just going to bask.
Yeah.
You know, someone stealing my podcast?
We've almost got the podcast stolen.

(43:05):
I'm like,all right, I got to get back to work
with round two until 8 p.m.,and then I'm going to go back.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
I go to this coffee shopthat's right next to Bryant Park.
The closest they I get it, I get there,I get the C, and I plug in the charger.
I put together the two hard drives.
You know,I got my, my chai foreign all ready to go
and I'm like, where are my headphones?

(43:28):
I'm looking at my bag,looking at my pockets.
Yeah. Dig around my hole a little bit.
I had left them on the,
class exac I know, I set up all my shit.
I secured a great spot.
I have to go back to Bryant,I go back, it's only like a, you know.
Yeah, it's across the street.Across the street.
The couple who is next to me watchingthe same, the symphony's like it's over,

(43:50):
but it's just wrapping up.
So I'm like, okay, maybe it's still there.I see the couple.
I go, hey, did you guys happen to seethey're doing a kissy face?
Head in between them.
Hey, see, I get a little tongue in there.
Yeah.
Anyway, do you see, like, a black hats?
Okay.
And they go. Yeah.
A girl came up and she,said, hey, is this yours?

(44:10):
And we said no.
And then she walked away.
Oh my God, girl.
Like a girl or like a woman.
And she's like,you know, like a girl. Like my age.
Like 20s.
Some fucking floozy.
Whoa. Oh. Lisa.
Yeah.
Oh, I got himwhen I users, got her era. Yes.

(44:32):
Chlamydia?
Yeah. What the fuck?
So, yeah, I mean, I would do that.
I would, yeah. Really?
Whose is oxide? So,
don't touch that cup.
There's headphonessoaking and peroxide in it.
That's next to my retainer.
Yeah,
that fit

(44:53):
a job.
Oh, wow.
This guy.
I should beat this guy for a second. Just.Yeah.
This is a lot like me.Maybe. Can you just. Kidney.
Yeah, maybe he lives on Long Island.
We can form a lasting friendship. Yeah.
So that was, kind of kicking the dick.
Damn. Yeah. That feel shitty.
But before I went to the headphones, I'msitting there.
I'm, you know, I'm on the computer,and there's a woman in the coffee shop

(45:17):
wearing all red, like, kind of shaved
short hair, like, looks crazy,but she's she's on.
She's on her phone.
She has a cup of coffee and, she looksshe has the face
and the outfit of like iton vacation in New York.
Okay.
She looks like Pennywise.
Just taken a few weeks off.
Yeah, just call me Penny. Yeah.

(45:38):
From coming out of people's drains.
And he's like, you know,I gotta get away. Yeah.
Let me go to the Big Apple.
See the. Well,when was the last time I read?
Yeah, I'm just gonna walk around the park.
No headphones.
Just flip a couple pages.
Yeah, I'm going to do my dance on this.
Yeah, it's going to be.
It's going to be rejuvenated.
So I hear her talk to this woman,She goes, I'm sorry.

(46:00):
I don't mean it weird.They don't know each other.
I don't mean weird.
I just swallowed a little piece of plasticfrom this.
Do you think that's somethingI should be worried about?
Is that I don't.
I don't mean to be weird.
And this lady's like what
I think you should be worried about.
I mean, I think it's okay.
This lady is panicking.
Do you think it'll pass?

(46:20):
You know, you read storiesabout these little metal bearings,
getting people swallow them,and I'm, like, swallowing bearings.
Yeah, yeah.
You read stories about people?
Yeah, about people.
You know, they
they chew on calculators and some ofthe buttons pop off in their mouth,
and it ends. It goes to their brain.
You read stories like thatand they get, you know, there's blockages.

(46:41):
And the lady's like,no, I think it's okay.
I think it'll pass.
She's, British, she's Australian,she's fluent.
she's like, so you don't think I needto, like, call the ambulance?
She goes, call the ambulance I got.
You don't have ambulance money?
Yeah. I'm like,maybe you should walk to the hospital.
Yeah. That's what you're going to do.
Oh, you're calling it.
We'll stop at the bathroom on the waythere and then pass that plastic.

(47:03):
Pass that plastic.
How close are you to this ladythat you can hear
this conference in the coffee shop,
but she's talking at a normal volume,and it's okay.
She's not like, you know.
Yeah, but why?
And this, you know, kudos to the womanbecause she's very levelheaded.
Like, I think you'd be okay,you know? It's all right.
You know, you should probably just.

(47:24):
It's not like if you swallow gum, it'sgoing to stay any forever.
It's just a mess.
Watermelon seeds will also please.
This lady swallowsa seed. She's worried a pineapple.
Yeah, yeah.
So that was kind of.
And then the last thing I do, I'm like,all right, fuck this.
I gotta go home.I don't have headphones. It's over.
But maybe I'll buy some headphonesfor the train to get headphones,

(47:46):
do a little editing on the train.
I go to this place.
Never heard of it. Here is a lot less.
Oh, yeah.There's one down the street. Really?
Yeah, yeah.
So it's like a closeout storewhere it's a bunch of cheap nobody wants.
Yeah. Over 4 or 5 loads.
Yeah.
It's it's like predecessors are, frugal.

(48:06):
Yeah. It's like she. Costco.
Yeah.
I've heard of make frugalthree joke know make frugal
make frugal doesn't exist anymore.
Yeah.
Make frugal is is a greatname is pretty good.
And it was beforeI knew what the word frugal meant.
So I was like, oh, Nick, frugal.

(48:28):
Yeah.
There's another one now. There's a lot.
Anyway. Yeah,there's a bunch of stores like. Yeah.
So I to a lot less.
And it's kind of a shit show
because it's, you know, it's, Yeah,it's shitty Costco and it's the lines you.
Yeah.
Cashiers are not speedy, but whatever.
Headphones are $3, $7 I buy two pair that.
Wow. Yeah.

(48:49):
Greatpair of wired headphones for three bucks.
That's a great deal.
Unbeatable.
Those you can just take off the rack.
The the $7 top shelf.
Oh, there.
Wow. One of the people in the red shirts.
You voted for Trump.
She was.
She's like, I got to get the security guythat unlock that.
And I'm like, yeah, so what do you do?

(49:10):
I let the security.
I tell people to get the guy.
Yeah. So the security guy comes.
This is the most bizarre thingthat's happened to me in a while.
I'm pointing to the headphoneslike pointing.
I'm touching them with my finger.I go, this one. He goes, this one.
It's like two down, three across.
I'm like, no, this one, this one, thisone, this one goes across one, this one.

(49:32):
I literally I'm like, are you blind?
It could be you can't work security.
It's a lot less.
You got a lot less sight.
He's got no say, no vision.
I took me literallysix times of pointing to the headphones.
And then I thought he was like,making a joke.
He would've been a pretty funny joke.
Yeah, if he kept.
Yeah. I feel like six times.

(49:52):
Come on, man,I gotta make. I make no money.
Yeah, yeah.
So initially I'm like,this is a great bit.
Then he finally he unlatch his mindand he goes, no, I'm sorry.
No. You are blind.
Yeah.
Something blind or slow? Both.
Yeah. Thoughts of the hair.
So. Yeah.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Maybe he,

(50:15):
Maybe they rotate positionsand he happens to be the blind guy.
And then it was he came.
He's like,everybody hates me on these days.
And he had a piano.
It didn't have a dog piano.
Yeah, I saw this in public.
Sorry if you have more.
If you had, like, it was like these ones.
I didn't know if he had a favorite.

(50:37):
You got to get the baby blues.
He's got glue.
He's trying to tell you that. Done. Yeah.
This one.
You sure?
Finally. Yeah.
Yeah.
But imagineif he is a blind security guard.
No security?
No. That's like a deaf dog.
Yeah. Got nothing.
That's 82 with no power.
Yeah. Let's just the sign out front. Yeah.

(50:58):
Break and do whatever you want.
Yeah, yeah. They just.
Yeah, yeah, it's just a guy.
These probably just a guy at a blind,you know, hospital.
That's House of the blind.
They just put a security guard.
Yeah, that'd be fine.
If someone asks for some to oneof the big, jugs and. Yes,
I'll give you a pink trail mix.

(51:20):
He's the ADT sign.
I always thought that when I was a kid,I was like, why do you buy the sign?
Yeah. The sign.
I think we have by the door.
We have the sign for a little bit,but then we had.
Yeah. That's scary. Yeah, yeah.
If it's full of come.
And you thought you could break

(51:40):
in, Private property.
Takes a while.
That noise with your mouth? No.
Yeah.
Now stay still.
Your cock is cock twice now.
It's it's it's gonna be a lot.
Not threatened. Yeah,it's like a super soaker.
The more you pump it,the more there is to ask
if you could get my male to be out of townnext week. But I'm to go.

(52:01):
Yeah, yeah, you better keep keep walking.
Yeah, you keep washing,
like, slowly towards him.
Whoa whoa whoa.
Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm new here.
Yeah.
So that was my house, my big New York.
And then I might.I might cut this part out.
I went back and then,
you know, my, house in the SouthPole, the Caribbean, South Pole.

(52:21):
And I got a midnight care spotthat I'm not looking for.
Yeah. It's, it's at 10 p.m.
because I'm so tired from the day and,I told them I got hit by a car.
Wow. Nice.
And I was this.
Why buy a car?I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Oh, it's definitely not worthgoing to the show at midnight,
cuz it's hard at it.
I don't thinkI think I think he said all good, man.

(52:43):
He wasn't like, are you okay? Yeah.
I was like, yeah, good.
Yeah. Hahaha.
Yeah.
It's going to probably a friend. Yeah.
It's yeah, I want to do it.
Someone's already there.
Yeah, exactly.
Did itis because I went to the train station.
The next train was in 15 minutes.
It's already like yeah, you need to behitting all green lights on a midnight.

(53:07):
Couldn't do it.
Couldn't do it. So, Jesse, listen to this.
I'm sorry.
Yeah. That's what I saw. This.
I don't know if this is worthkeeping it all the way in there.
I was just up. Geez.
Now they pay you, like,seven months later.
Okay.
The fuck is this?
What's like Thai?
Which pay me, I thought I pay them.

(53:30):
Yeah, I thought they me.
Anyway,so that was my, That's a New York day.
Yeah, that's a good.
You have a New York daywithout something bad happening.
And then the next day,I was biking across the bridge.
The fucking boat crashed. Whoa.
You're on the bridge.He was on the bridge.
Molly was taking the trainacross the bridge at that time.
Whoa.
You didn't see it?
But, like, 20 minutesafter some people died on the boat.

(53:51):
I didn't know that.
Oh, yeah? Didyou want to talk about the boat?
Yeah. Let me be. Well.
Let me. Yeah.
Then It was crazy watching some ofthose videos from the influencers. So
y'all got it on?
Yeah, they're all out to eat,you know, try to take picture.
Asks Brooklyn Bridge. Yeah.
And, you know.
Yeah, just. Oh, no.

(54:13):
Okay.
So that really the masks work,I hate to say crawling,
but teeming with with Mexican sailors.
Yeah. You know, hombres del la.
It sounds a lot better than.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Two people that I'm actually surprisedthat more people didn't die.
So I saw it.

(54:34):
I saw the video.
I just like,it's like a circus going around.
But it didn't look,I didn't dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Right. Yeah.
That is true.
I thought itkind of slowly crashed into it.
It it did, which is. Yeah.
I mean I've heard this take,
but, it they must have knownthey were going to like people.

(54:54):
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, for like 20 minutes. Yeah.
But apparently they'reup there because it's like,
that's what the, that's traditiongo under the bridge,
not under the bridge, but up on the mast.
Got it.
We'll also that's going to be coolto see New York City.
Oh, yeah.
You're up on the massand you're in the river.

(55:16):
Yeah. So two of those people died?
Yeah. Whoa on.
Like they fell.
Yeah. They're harness that.
Don't I think you don't want towith their head or something.
I mean, I don't know if any of themone of the water,
I wonder if any of this man for sure.
And, like, I live here.
This is all part of my plan.

(55:36):
The drivers like poop. Poop.
You guys. Yeah.
Good luck.
We'll do it.
Looks so ridiculousthat I didn't know it was a Navy.
I didn't know it was the.
Yeah, yeah, it did look like a sweet 16.
Yeah, I was like that poor girl.
This is not as she thought, 15. Yeah.
Parts of the year,

(55:57):
all you want to dois see the Statue of Liberty
one more time before she gets to,
even have. I want to understand.
All right?
I mean, it's not going to sayit is too high.
Take me.
It's my boat.
It's my dad's boat.
My dad's. Marco.
Okay, this is this.
Look at the history, hyenas.

(56:17):
This one gets turned into the.
That's that.
Although I don't really blame the captain.
I mean, driving in New York.
Yeah. It's true.
Yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah. Scooters?
Yeah. Of course.
No one's using the wave boards.
Yeah, I did see, yeah,I saw some conservative news.
I would be like, accident was,

(56:44):
Let's see.
It's like.
Oh, no, they're ramming the bridge back.
Oh, yeah. They use the weakest part. Yeah.
Those are stuff.
I was like, oh, the next one.
It's funny.
Like a silly thing.
Yeah. Destroyer. Yeah. Possessions.
You know, they flip cars.
We should do something a little.

(57:04):
Yeah. We get the boats.
Yeah, the whole thing. We fly a plane.
Yeah. There we go. Yeah.It must have been. Yeah.
No one ever checked if we advancein the playoffs right before.
It was fun.
Yeah. Celtics Dixie got it.
Ran the bridge with another country.
But yeah, I actually this is why they were
you know why they were doing itnow on a Mexican goodwill.

(57:25):
No. Yeah.
So they're going to Iceland after
because I guess there's a lot ofI don't know, it's not a.
Yeah. Iceland.
So they were, you know,it was to promote Mexican pride and,
the whole point of the trip was like,we are Mexican.
We are proud, we are competent,we are professional contributors to food.
Oh, bad. That's bad. Yeah.

(57:48):
You think anybody said,who spilled the beans?
Yeah, but that is kind of ironicthat they're like, no Mexicans.
The best.
Yeah, yeah.
Trump is just like, well,it's like a dad going
to a driving to a custodyhearing to show he's a competent father.
Fucking hits.
Yeah, he's backing out of the driveway.
I didn't see you there.Yeah, yeah. Blind spot.

(58:09):
You're not gonna use this, are you?Yeah. Could you.
Oh, I'm going to use this. Yeah. Oh,I'm telling the judge.
You can't tell the judge this is.
You know, he's fine.
It's a few bumps for sure.
He's not vocal anymore.
Yeah, whatever he talks, who needs math?
He can't think math.Nobody needs math anymore.
History guy. Yeah.
Great.

(58:29):
Sure, he slurs English, but that's fine.
Yeah. Make some Van Gogh masterpieces.
Yeah. Those poor receivers.
Yeah. That's crazy.
So I just go back to Mexico,they turn the ship around.
We were never here.
No estar aqui.
Yeah, yeah.
We embarrassing.

(58:51):
I said, I think it's in burial, so right
about that.
Yeah.
So the Mexican goodwill tour, offto a rocky start.
Yeah,
a club start.
Oh, I think the reason I crashedis because the,
the captain they hired was a d.
Yeah.

(59:12):
Named Jim.
Yeah, Jim.
He's like,I've never piloted a bow before.
And they're like, this is good. Yeah.
The image is diversity.
Diversity.
That's
diversidad SD that that,
yeah.
The the numero uno ruleshould not have been.
Have fun on that trip now. Yeah, yeah.

(59:35):
Watch out for the bridge.
They're not sending their best.
They're coming into our country.
They're already attacking.
You know,the reason we have all these bottles is
because these Mexican boatskeep running into our roads.
anything else on the MexicansI'm trying to think about?
I think that's a that's a good.
Yeah, but drivingthe New York is hard is funny stuff

(59:58):
It's just so crazy that they were tryingto promote Mexican greatness.
Yeah. I'm
just they did.
I especially was that the first?
Was it the first stop on the tour?
I don't know,I mean, I don't know where they work.
And they had to have gone here.
From where have they got the boat?
There.
Like,did they sell all the way from Mexico
or right through the Gulf of America,the coast, the coast of America go,

(01:00:24):
through the American land?
Yeah, into the, the Hudson.
And then, like, went around Long Island,I guess.
Yeah.
That ship waved to the relativesand Rikers, and then they went down.
There, holding up signs at his former
shop was.

(01:00:45):
It's a fucking heaven.
It's an up
desire.
Do you think Mexican pirates go out of,
That sounds like Mexican cap.
Yeah, What else happened?
A part timedo you want to talk about? Oh, yes.
Thank you. Yes.
There's a crazy interviewthat Trump just had
and they will not interview, the,

(01:01:07):
I say interviewbecause usually in the Oval Office,
when they have a president or somebodytalk, they don't have a fucking TV.
Yeah, I saw this.
Yeah.
So what what happens is this the SouthAfrican president Cyril Ramaphosa
I think I got that right.
Oh nice.
He came in to basically denounce the factthat there's any kind of a take away.
Yeah.

(01:01:28):
Trying to be safer, with the,
standing with the side of death.
Yeah.
So Trump's, there's a white Jannie,and he has all these printouts,
and then he brings in a TV and he goes,look at this video.
There's mass graves.
These are all white farmers, dead. Dead.
He also has a stack of papers.Do you see this?

(01:01:48):
Not just stack. He has a printout.
He literally has.
It's like he'sturning the Oval Office into a robot.
He has a guy.
He's like, Christine, can we pull that up?
Can we get a zoom in there? Jamie?
Jamie, look at that.
Look at that.
Those all those white graves,those poor farmers.
And he has all these, these articles,and he's just going one by one, he's

(01:02:09):
going dead.
Dead.
Yes, yes. It's so much death.
And Cyril is looking at the TVand he's like, where is this?
Where did you put this voice?
Is this it's French.
Where did you take this?
Where did you get this video from? He'sthis guy's from the.
He's like, I've never seen this partof my country. Yeah, yeah.

(01:02:30):
Did you take pictures about.
Are you saying it's South Africa?
So, you know, he's denying that I.
And there is, there's not like.Oh, yeah. Yeah.
It's like, Yeah.
Charlottesville. Yeah.
Right. Sure. No. Charleston.
We'll have the Charlotte.
We'll have the Charleston.
Yeah. Jews in other places.
tiki torches.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

(01:02:52):
Well I thought yeah.
It's not like big world organizationsannounced that there was a white Jenny.
There were like, no, it's not true.
And then Trumpstill trying to be like, oh.
Also how many farmers are therebefore you declare to I don't know.
We just talked about thiswith the Ellen Carol episode.
It's like he's got amazing. Yes.
And the only refugees we're letting inare the white.
Yeah, yeah.

(01:03:13):
I saw other hearings too,
where they're being like, Marco Rubio was getting grilled on that.
Just letting the white people in.
Yeah, yeah, talk to him.
He's like a white Latino.
Yeah, he's definitely at that.
Yeah, he looks country.
Yeah. Or look white.
He looks like.
Yeah. Like a news anchor all the time.
And that the iceBarbie was getting grilled.

(01:03:35):
That's a fun one to watch.
Oh, yeah. She's probablyjust because she's.
That's a fun addition to the SpiceGirls. Yeah.
It's Barbie spice Barbie ice Barbie.
Oh, you're kicking us out.
That's what I. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah.
So no way.
Jenny, I think there's just a lot of deathover there, and it's easy to be like,
where do these white people.
Yeah. Black people.

(01:03:56):
Yeah. He said moderate. Yeah.
You know, you.
Yeah.
If you die in my country that he did,he was like, yes,
there's a lot of bad things.
Yeah, yeah
it's kind of crazy.
Yeah. Hahaha.
it was funny that his comeback was likeyeah everybody does.
Yeah. It's not especially in my country.
Yeah. He's like it's mostly black.
So make me like anyone can get it.

(01:04:19):
Yeah, yeah. Getting everything.Yeah, yeah.
While to be like like no it's it'sjust massive amounts of death.
It's not specific.
They're so lucky
they shoot everybody at your mom,your brother climbing in their windows.
Yeah.
Pretty hilarious. Come back.
You like the George Floyd trial?

(01:04:39):
Prosecutors like, well,you know, cops, everybody.
Yeah. Come on, it's protocol.
Somewhere. Put their New Year's city.
Yeah, they're out in the streets all day.
Kneepads?
Yeah. A nice soft neck right there.
Yeah.
White.
Black yellow purpleI love yeah, love purple.
I don't care what. Yeah.

(01:05:00):
You be blue.
Yeah, yeah I wasthey never say yeah they do.
Never. Yeah they they never say brown.
Yeah they go white black purple purplesright after black.
The jump to purplewhich is just more black.
More south.
Yeah. But you could be yellow right.

(01:05:21):
Yeah.
The actual race. Yeah. Red.
They still consider themselvesyellow and red.
yellow becomes right after a few drinks.
So I think so it's a spectrum.
Race is a spectrum.
What's orange then?
Yellow and red get together.
That would be ginger.
Okay. You're right.
Now, that is new orange is the new black.

(01:05:41):
Or I guess orange has always been black.
Always work.
Yeah.
I think once we get some of the colorized
photos of, Harriet Tubman's UndergroundRailroad, we'll notice
that most of those people.
Gingers.
Yeah,they're actually white ginger farmers
who are also facing a lot of persecution.
Give them a fucking fire if you.
Yeah, yeah,

(01:06:04):
it's got no soul in it.
Some soulless hair for you.
Yeah. That's cool.
That's crazythat that took the internet by storm.
I thought it was going to besome comedian.
I know, just some lady.
But that's what happened with, demure.
Yeah. It's always a random lady.
What does happen with a guy?
It's always a random fat person.

(01:06:24):
The mother was like a boozy person.
Yeah, yeah, but that person was fat.
Yeah, they seem to be, more fluid.
Okay.
Yeah.
There wasn't,I thought it was pretty, pretty hard.
Woman.
Oh, demure, I don't remember.
I don't remember what demure look like.Yeah.
Very demure.
Like,when the guys dress up as concubines and.

(01:06:46):
Like, okay.
A lot.
I like to demure. Last month.
Not a lot to which is quite demure. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Very mindful of second himself
which I don't know that manythat I've never heard of before,
but I'll stick them so I'll suck them off.
That's a new phrase come second.

(01:07:06):
RA, I don't know, like, What's my house?
Is your house,
I tell you, I used to have a buddywho thought, carpe diem.
He tried to say carpe diem a lot, butI always confuse it with commercial Yamas!
What's my name? What's your.
What's your name?
Come on, guys, come on. Say, I'm a.
Yeah.
Go to yummies.

(01:07:27):
Yeah.
Oh, they're
a lot closer.
Almost say,
Did you really jump off a roofand hit yourself now, my buddy almost.
He barely made it.
He barely made it.
But with a couple each home.

(01:07:49):
Yeah.
This is more like the architect is there?
Yeah, because it's tantalizingly close.
Yeah, it's never close enough.
There was a second story.
It was a big, tall house,and we got on the second story.
And my buddy, just.
Instead of Big Tall, it was a suit store.
Yeah,
it was just a very, very vacanttall building.

(01:08:10):
Where the pooland the Arizona location bank.
And he just instead of, like,jumping off into the pool, he just like,
and just like.
Oh, yeah.
So scary.
So scary.
He literally was like,an inch away from wheelchair.
A second story, a really high room.

(01:08:32):
Yeah. Got a jump?
Yeah.
It was one timethere was a house that was, abandoned.
We snuck in, they had a full pool,and my buddy made a pulley system
from the diving board.
He got a rope, and he attachedto the big trash cans in the suburbs,
and he lowered it,and he drained the pool.
Can buy.
Can use one of these like, idiotssurvives.

(01:08:56):
Yeah, definitely the first part.
Yeah. Did he do that?
Because then we skated the pool
and we put a bunch of woodand we made a little fort.
We we nuked it with my dad's chemicals.
There's a ton of mosquitoes.
But then we ended upjust skating in a chemical pool.
It was really badwith some plywood over the top.
And you made it for. Yeah. That's pretty.
It was cool.
Yeah. It always is.

(01:09:16):
Yeah. The house acrossthe street was abandoned.
We used to break in there,do spray paint and salvia.
Yeah.
Guys.
fag or Yeah, yeah.
What are you going to hook thiskeyboard duster bag?
We are ready to convert.
No, no, no, I saw you.

(01:09:37):
I seen pictures of youon our shared drive.
I've seen your feet in your face.And I got.
That guy would not have hung out with me.
That's all you need to know.
You weren't breaking into cars,stealing jeans, breaking out of my face.
We wanted to,
Oh, that's. Oh, yeah.
I always get worried around falls.
They are like injuries waiting to happen.

(01:09:58):
If people were run like the kids.Oh, yeah.
And they're like, right.
Especially when they're trying to pusheach other, like, do not push each other.
Somebody tries to push,somebody tries to not get push,
then you're fucking all your teeth are.
Yeah I pull can have some bad stuffbecause it's that hard concrete.
Yeah, I'm out of a job or some people.

(01:10:19):
That or the 1 in 1,000,000 kidswho dives into the shallow end on
accident is just wheelchair bound becausehe's like, I thought he was all six feet.
Yeah, well, you'll never be.
I was sort of these parents.
No, I just mean he'sgonna be sitting down as.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, it's,
parents are, big D, though.

(01:10:40):
They divorce.
Oh, yeah,I called that. Oh, yeah, you did.
I texted Charles,I go, hey, big news of the parents.
He goes, divorce. Yep.I was like, oh, man.
Yeah,I know, I know. Right then and there.
Yeah. Could affect the dad.
You know, Louis the kid.
Nah, nah, I knew it. And,
one of them did say something pretty funnybecause they told them recently.

(01:11:01):
Oh. Whoa.
How'd that go?
It was one of them texted me.
He's like, my parents got divorced,and I'm like, I'm sorry, man.
You doing okay? And I told them mommytext was like, I really like that.
He feels like he can trustyou and come to you with that stuff.
Oh, dude,I just said, like, I'm sorry, okay?
And he goes, yeah. And I'm like,anything else?
I didn't respond,so we're not having a back and forth.
But the mom was like, hey, go, go see if,you know, your dad wants to get you.

(01:11:24):
Go see if Maserati wants to,come to the table for dinner.
And he's like, you're getting divorced.
You tell him. Whoa.
And she kind oflooked at me like, oh, shit.
It's weird.
Yeah. So they just don't like each other.
These spouses, I mean, it's.
Initially when I saw them, I was like,
how could you have hitched yourselfto this horrific wagon?

(01:11:48):
It's. Yeah.
Fucked up fucking ice cream truckyou're dragging behind you with this guy.
You know, it's not a good, match,but I think what happened
is the kids,she saw how he is with the kids.
She saw a lie.
And I think I might, becauseit might have accelerated this divorce.
It was always in the cards.
But she sees
a guy being normal to her kids,and then her guy being a fucking psycho,
throwing the remote,you know, doing crazy shit.

(01:12:10):
And, I wouldn't put it.
Yeah, I'm I'm going to saythat I contributed in some way.
All right.
So you don't think so? I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah, I was there all that.
Well, I'm just like a good guyto the kids, and I'm nice, and I
don't yell at them.
You do you want to be their dad so bad?

(01:12:30):
No, I don't want to be there.
Yeah, I'm. Hey, man.
I'm grateful on their behalf. Yeah.
Their life.
You're going to be steps back.
What's up? Z?
And ten years from now you you're still betelling me about these kids.
They just graduated.I'm really proud of them.
But they just don't respect my authorityeither.
When I said like, yeah,

(01:12:50):
I try to go for the momnow when you're like, do not do that.
Yeah.
You send me paragraphs of, like the guyat the stand, he got murdered.
That's what happen. It's going to happen.
Yeah. You can't.
You got to be concerned.
Yeah, yeah, of course I can't.
That guy would kill people.
He will kill you.
Yeah, absolutely. We'll go. Yeah.
He has the ability. You think?

(01:13:11):
Yeah. Psychosis.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can't.
And I don't want to give him the loaded.
Yeah, that's an idiots lunch. That box.
That's your last meal.
It's like sex with that ladies guard.
Yeah, that would be my last meal.
It's.
You see that?
The TikTok guy, there's a TikTok guy.
He had.
He like a TikTok famous,like just like everybody else.

(01:13:35):
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah, twins.
I see, I see them.
Didn't you guys stretchthe stretch marks on the lips?
Yeah, like a different meal. No.
That's the kill. You,
this TikTok guy,whatever was 100, probably millions.

(01:13:55):
I don't know,but he's on his security cameras
that his wife was hooking up with somebodyhe barged in.
He, like he said he blacked out,shot him both.
I just a bunch of times on the couch.
So he barged in on coke. He was on coke.
They're on the couch.
And he just unloaded their.
Yeah, unloaded the clip on both of them.
And then it cuts the gun clip. Yeah, yeah.

(01:14:17):
And then he cuts to him in the courthousebeing like, I blacked out.
I didn't I didn't want to kill him,I blacked out,
I shot them both until nothing.I don't even remember.
It was like thedaughter in the like. Yeah,
I was a daughter.
Just a kid.
There was another guy.
I don't know if you saw this viral thing.Nobody's died yet.
What did they.
When they rule,I think he's going to jail forever.

(01:14:39):
You killed two people.
I don't know what happened because.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Your party you are on coke.
Happens, man. Were you in the.
Yeah. Yeah.
I thought those were issues.
There's, Do you see the viral Italian guyexposing his wife at his birthday party?
Well, yeah.
Look, that up on exposure time.

(01:14:59):
Well, it went super.
It went super viral.
I love to talk, but the guy, same thing.
Italian guy. Whatever. Firefighter.
He had a big public birthday at, like, aI got a ballroom.
One of those, like.
Yeah, well, like a really fancylooking place that, like a Greek
or an Italian guy would run outand he's like,
yeah.
he goes like, yeah,I just want to call my wife over here,

(01:15:21):
you know, this happy life,happy wife shit.
And then he's like, you know,do you go watch the whole thing?
He had it all planned out, and thenhe classic Italian guy goes, yeah.
And he goes, give me a ring.And the wife's like, oh my God.
Like he builds it up to be like,I'm about to get you a new.
You know, I first got you this ring.
You know, it was good for when I got it.
And then. Yes.

(01:15:41):
And then he's building it upand the wife's like, oh, my God, this
must be your birthday. Yeah,
yeah.
And then he goes, gives her a big smooch.
Last smooch last.
I was like, oh.
And he goes, I fucking know everything.
I saw his little dick goes crazy.
Fuck you. Fuck.

(01:16:02):
You know I hate what you did to my familyin this sausage on that.
Yeah.You're going out with this shit. Yeah.
And then everybody's like, oh my God.
And like, his best friends are film.
So the whole thing.
Yeah.
Anthony Tagliani or something.
I don't know his name,but yeah. Crazy plant.
That's what you got to do. Yeah.
But yeah, I would wait ayeah he was a big like yeah.

(01:16:25):
Yeah because of know. Yeah.
But I would wait a long timebefore you even touching his wife
because those guys probably end upspying on her.
Yeah. He'snot he's not going to get any luck.
And he's probably,
there's a
chance there's a small chancethat anything even would happen.
And I don't even want it.
Yeah, I'm just telling you it'sgoing to take.
It's going to be a long divorce.

(01:16:46):
It's a lot,a lot of a lot of money tied up.
A lot of hate.
Can you imagine that?
The kids wake up one day and I'mstill there, and they're like, what's up?
And I'm in my boxers
making coffee?
Yeah. She told me
the Keurig was pretty intuitive,but I don't know how to work that.
Could you guys help me for once?
And I flip out

(01:17:07):
like, 30 pieces.
Stop yelling
the batteries.
So the whole time.
Yeah, she was the one making them crazy
pussy so good. It drove me crazy.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Yeah. No.
Well, they're both movinglyone of the kids.

(01:17:28):
He was like, boththe kids are moving separately.
Yeah, the kids are packing up the bagsonce we go to San Francisco.
Yeah, I was going to green Bay.
Yep. They're.They're just moving that home.
These are the real parents.
Yeah.
So they move in a different place,and, like,
why do you still live togetherif you're getting divorced?
And they're like,we're looking for a house.
Whatever.
So they sleep in separatebed, like, no, I don't know.

(01:17:52):
It's the the dad has a pillow situationand the couch in the office,
but it does look like,because, you know, pop into the bedroom.
Just check it out. This is the best boxers
I like them.
After the pool, you know, it's chlorine.Really dry their skin.
So I was wash my faceand I put a little amount of moisturizer.

(01:18:13):
I'm not trying to age quickly.
Patio furniture, Mr.
Stark, and say, but, yeah, it looked likethere was a head in dad's.
Okay.
Did you test your head?
Seems like the dad's head.
Yeah.
So I don't know, I,I haven't asked answer.

(01:18:34):
So where do they go now?
I will say, I'm sure you had Polish, and,you know, now he's been tricked.
And, given enough, Svetlana is a fuckingthousand dollars in crypto.
Yeah,
that'swhat I'm saying is he's gonna. Yeah.
Yeah, he's he's gonna, he's he's going toget ripped off one too many times.
He's a freak.
Where did you live?

(01:18:54):
Yeah, it's a fucking big man, I know it.
He drove us apart.
Did I tell you where they want to live?
Like I want to go to Chelsea,like you can see from their building.
So he's right.
He's already found a place.
Yeah, he's been out soon.
I told you I was like,sorry, man. He's like, I honestly value.
So he's kind of checked out,
but yeah, he's he's he's,he's probably not even working at a time.

(01:19:17):
Oh, he's working out belly.
He said he's like a good looking guy.
Yeah, yeah.
He had the dad watch a little bit,
But now it's nothing to get all thisabout kids, dude, I'm.
I'm putting the kids on my shoulders,like, in the pool.
I'm getting a legitimate workout.
Wow. It's so crazy through.
They're so demanding.
And we'll be, like, down

(01:19:37):
your dark.
I am here being paid as your servant.
Yeah, yeah.
He's, is, like human furniture.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. You let it.
You like joint, you join all day,he let the kids climb all over him.
Yeah. Your patio furniture.
Patio furniture? That's right.
And know lives up

(01:19:58):
the mom hasn't mentioned, like, oh,I want to go to Chelsea
or the burbs at a spotnear the East River.
That's, like a little closer to the rivernear the, the park over there. Wow.
I don't knowif it's going to be a pool. It.
Oh, no. We going to let my whistle.
Oh, I gotta get my.
So funny.
You go swimming in the city.
It's kind of wild. It's crazy nice.

(01:20:19):
I don't know, I have mixed feelings about
because I got to throw these kids around,but it is some exercise.
I am swimming or, you know.
Or is there, like, a guard watching you?
Yeah, but he's he's clocked my abilities.
Yeah.
Because he's like, he'sresponsible for it, which I do.
I get a little, analogy stuff from it.
And like, he knows that.
Yeah, he can just put his AirPodsin and play candy crush.

(01:20:41):
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah. So.
All right,I guess we going to wrap it up there.
Jack, thank you for, Thank you.
Thanks for beating.
Thanks to Matt for the feed.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
$20,000.
And we'll get a, kissingbooth at the live show.
Yeah. Please.
We'll just be kissing Booth.

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