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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Amber Nelson of The Brighter Side, SPUN and HGX2 to goss' 'bout the various C words, Amber is lucky enough to hear the final verdict on the Grand Tome of Goop, and it's that she sucks and is the reason we have a Wormlord holding power in the White House as well as why Erewhon is able to overcharge for crystal woo strawberries.  People are STILL talkin' about Sophie Turner daring to d...

This week's Second Helpings takes place on Jackie's birthday eve, but MJ helps to distract her from the birthday dread with talk of the twelve layer PR blast Twelver Swift set off during the Kelce bro's podcast. Jojo Siwa dropped a self aware track bringing the summer to end with a "Raspy" era, and someone decided to fingerblast their girl at a Yankee's game and it's now it's all over socials. Jackie's been watchin' the second seas...

This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie start things off by wonderin' if Jimmy Buffett was singin' 'bout a snuff film star, with a song NOT dedicated to the ill Ed Larson, and MJ wishes that Raffi has had a lot of romantic pleasure in his life. Then it's time to flip over to Benson Boone asking people to stop being mean to him for his birthday which predicably backfired, TSwift announcing her new album "The Life of A Showgirl" on the Kel...

This week the Jackie and MJ, who are NOT affiliated with the Daughters of the American Revolution, are back for some Second Helpings! Jackie gives an update on what happened to the Snackies from this week's Page 7, Sydney Sweeney's brother is supporting her or something dumb, but tig biddy has been big played out, and Jackie gives a less than stellar review of "Happy Gilmore 2" followed by a brief discussion of Adam Sandler crew's ...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by friend and comedian Julia Johns as they confirm Sydney Sweeney is YUCK, and the Goopograhy book confirms Gwyneth Paltrow is just as detached from reality as she seems.  Julia is starting a family friendly show called "The Littlest Late Show" and has enlisted the network children for help, then Rod Stewart harnessed the power of AI and finally answered the question of "what would Ozzy...

Our baddest B.I.T.C.H (Baby In Total Control of Herself) Jackie and her Special Little Boy MJ are back with Second Helpings, including remembering Hulk Hogan should Rest In Piss, and the unearthed Daddy's Deli audio is servin' up memories @ 7:36.591 ! The 15 year anniversary of Snooki's iconic "WHERE'S THE BEACH!?" moment is upon us, and it's been 10 years since MJ proposed to Gideon on stage and they caused a nerd to grit his teet...

This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie are once again joined by Kara Klenk as they get into the ins and outs of Summer camp, American Eagle wants everyone to look like Sydney Sweeney, and Katy Perry continues to bring terror into the world, this time with Justin Trudeau. The great book of Goop has flooded the streets, the Astronomer company brought ole Goopster to ...answer questions as the temporary spokesperson?, and Kara brings up th...

Jackie and MJ are back for this week's Second Helpings! MJ talks about how they learned early that children's show lessons aren't based in reality, and Jackie FINALLY finishes explaining the finger claps! Buzzballz is starting to sell inflatable novelty pools, Jackie talks some "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" talk, MJ says the scene in "Enchanted" with the rats and pigeons rushing into an apartment hit too close to home, and Jackie gives...

This week Jackie is croonin' like Chris Martin, MJ is begging for some 'llatin and Holden returns! Oasis is performing together again (for now), we're traveling back 1000 years (in pop culture time, that is) because the CEO cheatin' video dropped MOMENTS after they recorded last week's "Second Helpings", but boy does the video never lose it's KICK!  Everyone agrees a Katy Perry concert is the best place to steal kisses 'cause every...

Page 7 is back this week with 100% more MJ, and he's got things to SAY!

Jackie liked the new "Jurassic World" sans Chris Pratt soft reboot, Colin Jost isn't actively threatened by his more successful wife and sadly that's a pleasant surprise to us all. MJ plans to return havin' watched "Wicked" with the kids vvvv soon! Lotta people are talkin' 'bout Jessica Biel's back, Jackie corners MJ into playing "Date Everything!". MJ's havin' ...

This week we're hangin' up our 'NO BOYS ALLOWED' sign since MJ's trapped in the Realm of Shadow without internet, so Jackie is joined by LPN's Natalie Jean as they discuss the songs they walked down the aisle to, celebrate the breaking news of the draft for ACOTAR book 6 being sent to the publisher, and SPOILER ALERT the "Love Island" finale ends with two drifters off to see the world.  A shocking truth is revealed about the "Real ...

This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie recall the horrors of Jake's terrible snacks, the world of healthy faux snack foods, and then Meghan Markle fruit spread gets a brutal take down from JAM EXPERT DONNA COLLINS! Then some more chat on hyper expensive small batch goods, followed up with even more former royal chitchat, Jackie's knuckles deep into 'The Ultimatum: Queer Love', while MJ's chunkin' his way through 'Sinners' (on M...

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own attempted hot dog eating champ Carolina Hidalgo as Jojo Siwa serenades P7 with Betty Davis Eyes and the return of the man stands where land meets horizon, Joey Chestnut, in the episode we all wanted complete with a Siwupdate, Tori Spelling's ex husband Dean McDermott micromanaged her cooking in the kitchen and she needed a TWO YEAR BREAK from cookin, and Carolina reports a kitchen nig...

Grab ya spoons, it's time to dig into this week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the proper way to soak your potatoes for that 4th of July fav, pasta salad. MJ's bein' Mr. America and visitin' the big ole' green lady on the sea for the 4th after years of puttin' it on a bucket list. We all learn the valuable lesson to leave ya knives at home when visitin' the towers memorial. Orlando Bloom's goin' through his 'teenager ...

Everyone's favorite Not Like The Other Nerds-Nerd, Jake Young, is back again to delve into the HAWT GOSS' of the sunsetting of global capitalism a la very tacky, very out of touch Bezos Billionaire wedding. Clip art butterflies included.

WW3 might be around the corner, but SHUT UP IT'S FASHION TIME! Guests at the wedding once more reminding everyone that 'Money Can't Buy Ya' ClAsSsSSsSSSS (elegance is earned)'

The invitations? Tacky....

This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the wonderful world of Gaggleville welcoming a baby goose, Jackie gives her blessing uponst the Impossible Hot Dog, and MJ talks about the NYC Mayoral election results, including a certain loosing candidate chuppin' a dawg!  MJ begins warmin' up to (cold) mayo, Jackie reveals her "Jackie Dog" once again, and lets MJ know how much she's having to hold back on purchasing choir me...

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPOTL and Brighter Side's own Shark Factoid Finder Ed Larson, to launch Page 7's own (rouge) Shark Week!  

Plus the horrors of carpeted bathrooms, NYC finally getting garbage cans, Jackie and Ed went to see "28 Years Later", and Ed is called out for his theatah behavior! MJ finally watched "Jaws" for the 50th anniversary, then some water park chat, (including Jackie's 'it's all condoms theory') ...

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are joined by the one and only Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout the lack of new episodes of TLC's 'Polyfamily' TV series, since that's what Jackie was gonna watch while taking ABBATH. But since she couldn't, she started TLC's new show 'Virgins' and bathed in her own tears. That slides into talk about the new teaser trailer for the Jeremy Allen White Bruce Springsteen pic comin' out, as well as c...

This week MJ and Jackie are droppin' Page 7 SANS GUEST, because ain't NO ONE ELSE INVITED TO THIS BESTIE SLUMBA PARTAH!! 

MJ wanted to watch 'Baby Girl', but Gideon wasn't in the mood so they turned up the heat with an even sexier 'Baby Girl'....Nathan Fielder. Father's Day weekend came and went with both MJ and Jackie having noticed there appears to be no songs about dads that aren't sad dad or sexy dad, MJ remembers catalogues fro...