Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium
Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian and librarian, in the hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com
Episodes
Happy Halloween Beloved Initiates!
This is the full audio of the dramatized adaption of Immortal House! I hope you love it. This full production has two new questions from two new hopeful initiates, one I spoke to at WA State Horror Con last week.
Ken Carlson stars as the vampire Laurence Roch.
Amy Riddle performs as Sarah, the human realtor.
Stevie Rae Causey reprises her role as vampire, Norma.
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In the exciting conclusion to Immortal House, Beloved Initiates, Laurence, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer, is struggling with memories of his last love, but he has friends even if he has forgotten them.
Episode 3 CAST:
Ken Carlson stars as the vampire Laurence Roch.
Amy Riddle performs as Sarah, the human realtor who isn't sure about her client with fangs.
In this second episode, Beloved Initiates, Laurence, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer, budget expectations are getting the better of his judgements and worse, he keeps falling into the memories of some of his biggest mistakes and talking to his memories. Worst of all, Sarah might have realized there is something not right about him...
Episode 2 CAST:
Ken Carlson stars as ...
Warning: two loud screams in Chapter "House Hunting makes a Vampire Hungry" starting at 21:08
In this first episode, Beloved Initiates are introduced to Laurence Roch, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer. He has a budget and can only look at houses at night. House hunting might be harder than he expects.
Episode 1 CAST:
Ken Carlson stars as the vampire ...
Here is the first preview of our Halloween Special Immortal House - where we can see the first impression of the first house that Laurence views within his budget.
Schedule: 10/10, 10/17, and 10/24
Paid Patrons get it 10 days Early, plus an on-air thank you and an exclusive digital coloring sheet.
Full Combined Full Production: Halloween!
In this preview, you will hear:
Laurence, vampi...
A PREVIEW of the latest novel in the Elder's of the Paper Flower Consortium - Intrigue Among Vampires! After a short introduction, Loretta reads Chapter 20 of Intrigue Among Vampires which is Pascaline's transformation.
Intro and Outro Music by Evan Witt www.wittynotes.com
Thank you for listening.
Social Media:
PFC PATREON:
PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampires...
Lady Loretta recounts the gruesome fate of Initiate Ben and his two friends who dared play with the demonic forces. Ben's hubris unleashed the malevolent spirit of Harold Taylor, a demon with a very large appetite. The consequences of which are more horrifying than they could have ever imagined as are the consequences of anyone who thinks they can control a demon.
Written and performed by Elizabeth Guiz...
Lady Loretta gives a warning to be vigilant as a friend of the coven, Liam Hemlock, has ran into a new vampire hunter while pursuing books in a Capital Hill bookstore.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. October's Topic: Do not eat Trick or Treaters!
Writt...
Loretta angrily explains why going to the beach is a bad idea for a vampire, even if it is hot out.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons!
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
Music:
Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme...
Lady Loretta tells the terrifying tale of the Ancient Vampire Titus Maximus Valarie, an auger and bird lover who built a hut along a wetland that disappeared during the Cape Ann Earthquake. Trapped under the earth and unable to die, Titus's only option is to reach for freedom.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium o...
Lady Loretta tells a sad story of the exile of Ruth, a talented weaver and spinner. After a sickness ran through her village, she was accused of witchcraft and making a deal with the devil. She is accosted by the Witchhunter General and his assistant. Little does anyone know Ruth is a two-hundred-year-old vampire.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguiz...
Lady Loretta describes why the rules of no children in residence apply to vampires of the coven by telling the story of Andrew Farrow, the Senior, and his son, Andrew Junior, of the tragedy that unfolded in their Mississippi home back in the 1980s.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowercons...
Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of knowing one's own weakness and overcoming our obsessions. She also tells a story which she was told in 1843 of the vampire Aodhan Fitzgerald, a pig farmer, who fell in love with another farmer, John Doyle to his own misfortune.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or e...
Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of the meat industry to the modern vampire coven. She also tells a story in 1931 when during the Great Depression the coven hunted and ate their last human victim and how the meat was divided and the total yields.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paper...
In the Season 1 Finale, Loretta Onfoy delivers some unfortunate news. Initiate Ellen has failed the initiation program. In this cautionary lesson, she explains how Ellen decided to summon the demon, Harold Taylor, rather than wait to complete the initation program and how Harold Taylor decided to eat Ellen rather than be bound to her will.
Written and preformed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
Initiate Ellen ... J...
Loretta discusses and explains why Agata chose to forgive Gaius after what he did to her back in 1509 which benefited both the Paper Flower Consortium and Gaius's Legion and even France.
Warning: Suggested Violence on Women, Forgiving unforgivable crimes, and discussion of age of consent
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/pape...
Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses werewolf and vampire relationships and tells the story of the ill-fated Amise, 5th born of Sister Sophie who wandered with the horde for decades until she met a werewolf name Timeo. The two shared a lifetime of love.
Warning: Child vampires
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium ...
Examination of the Old and New (Or What Would Dracula do?)
Fourteen-year-old Norma has found a home with her vampire grandpa, Derrik, his wife and their enthalled humans in the Paper Flower Consortium, yet as the old new year approaches, she faces an examination from ancient vampires to ascertain if she's worthy of eternal existence. Warning: Mild Gore and Violence
CAST: Norma ... Stevie Rae Causey
D...
Lady Loretta explains how vampires learn to groom themselves without a reflection and the story of Tabitha who suddenly missed seeing herself and who sought clarity and failed to find it on Mount Rainier.
Warning: Never go on a mountain unprepared
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflo...
Loretta discusses why vampires must not turn their animal companions into vampires and warns what will happen to those who do. She tells of the fate of two vampiric war horses, Nix and Fidelles and a beloved sheepdog, Dash.
Warning: Animal Injury/Death, Animal Vampires
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or ema...
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