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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hey, it was your birthday over there.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So, yeah, I guess it's with the time change.
My birthday happened with thetime change of going to Florida,
so I was going to squeeze thatinto any conversation I can Of
course.
So, just randomly, I'm going toask you why.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
So what's your favorite Disney princess?
Wait, I have a question for you.
What's your favorite Disneyprincess.
So I have a question for youwhat's your favorite Disney
princess?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So it's not even close for me what my favorite is
Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
Okay, I like smart girls andshe's like the smartest one.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Sure, you can say that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think I'll go with Snow White.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, so I did go to Disney and I had a great time
and if anybody has a chance togo, I do recommend go.
It's fun.
Um, they have more than justdisney stuff.
I kind of did think it wasgoing to be all mickey mouse and
disney princesses, and there'sStar Wars and Marvel and.
Twilight Zone, like a bunch ofstuff.
But given our channel, we'regoing to go a little bit dark.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You know you forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh, you know what this is.
Oh, that's not good.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We'll explain that picture.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Picture, we'll figure this out hey, but that's not
totally random no, no, we have areason for that.
We have a reason.
We're looking at brassiereshere because we do research.
We take this very seriously, wedo research and so going into
the dark side, we we not?
(02:08):
The star wars version, not thestar wars.
But we did some research onthings and we could have gone a
lot of different ways.
There's been deaths at atdisney.
There's been a lot ofaccusations of other things,
yeah, more like um theories yeah, and hidden messages, etc.
Yeah, it's crazy well, wedecided together we would talk
(02:30):
about the brothers grim, whichis the the original stories base
on your favorite.
Did you say your favorite?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
was snow white syndrome.
No, snow white okay.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
so I mean, maybe that's one of the things we have
in common we're into littlepeople.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, no, oh no, maybe I misread that.
So the Brothers Grimm?
I guess they're kind of like DrSeuss back in the day they
wrote kid stories.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Nah, those are not kid stories.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So that's true.
It does make me wonder, right?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No way.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Were they kid stories at the time, or were they like
Twilight and Fifty Shades ofGrey stories?
Because they're pretty rough,these stories.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's because it depends how kids were back in
the day.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Kids weren't good?
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I don't think they were good.
Not that kids are great today,but, but Again, I don't know
that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Right If you bring one of the those into an
elementary even middle school.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So what age do you think is appropriate for the
Disney version?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The original Grimm Brothers stories.
I think high school.
I think high school, you'reputting 15 and above.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah For.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
the details for the wording that it is, I believe,
15 and above.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, so let's get into the stories.
Which do you want to handlefirst?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know what Ruin Snow White for me?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, so we're going to go into Snow White, the
Brothers Grimm, these twobrothers that were, I guess they
were like Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So before it goes into it, he hasn't specified but
the but the grim brothersactually wrote the stories.
They're not involved in thestories, they just wrote the
stories I don't know if they'reinvolved or not involved.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go that far.
I'm not letting them off anyhooks.
I'm not here to defend theseguys.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I didn't know these guys, but the thing is that they
wrote the stories.
It's not a story you can thinkof and be like yeah, someone
made that up it does seem likethere's based some in some life
experience the wording, thestructure of the story, and they
all end up with the punishmentpart Right, which is Right.
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I don't know.
Okay, go ahead.
So we're going to go into theSnow White first.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Snow White's mother, from what I understand, kind of
made a deal with the devil kindof thing, right To have the
perfect daughter.
Yeah, and she specified thatshe had white skin white as snow
white as snow, right, and it'sthe name, so why um?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
you don't say super black hair.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And there was one other thing oh, lips as red as
blood yeah right, and that's howwe got snow white and
apparently too beautiful, toomuch, too much right, and so for
us we're on the shades of brown, right, mm-hmm, we wouldn't.
(06:05):
I mean, you've had kids.
Yeah, right, I don't know howmany times you got on your knees
praying to God dear or thedevil or the devil, anyone,
right, please let me kid havewhite skin like a snow.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, and I can, just,can just imagine like we're
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brown.
I can imagine how black peopleread that story and like, right,
that's like a nightmare for me,right?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
imagine like.
Imagine asking for a kid, likelet my kid be white as as snow,
but there's like shades of whiteand you're gonna go with white
as snow right and and.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I think, they had to.
It's funny that they left outthe eyes, because the eyes seem
like they automatically neededto be red with that white of
skin Right.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I mean like that.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
They're describing a person with albinism right, Like
an albino person with white,white, white skin.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And it's just.
It's a weird ask, I guess,especially from our point of
view, right, and I think a lotof people that are listening
like I don't think anybody thatlistens to us is getting on
their knees going please let mykid be white as snow, right?
I mean, I have white friendsthat wouldn't ask for that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Right, so anyway, that's the first weird.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Thing.
Yeah, the first weird.
Thing.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
The first weird thing in this story that kind of
makes you go, hmm Huh, all right, that's a choice the writers
made, right, that's a choice.
Second yeah, this child's sobeautiful with this white as
snow red lips, skin red lips.
Can you imagine?
I want you to think of a baby,right?
(07:52):
I mean, we right snow white,right no, even pale has color,
bro.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Even pale has a little bit of yellow in that
right, not that whiter than that.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And then to think this baby's so beautiful, I
gotta kill it that's anotherthing.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, because you got what you asked for and and now
you're saying like mm.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We're going to have to get this too much.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, this too much you can announce it like
hey, can you like change it up abit now?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So there, I'm an old person, right, and I've been
around a lot of babies.
Most of them are ugly.
I on it, I've seen.
I've seen babies, yeah, andthey're not pretty.
No, a few of them I've seen,and there's one in particular,
because I've been with my wifefor a very long time and so she
has a niece.
That was stunning as a childlike.
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When I met this child in mymind I was like this kid needs
to be a gerber baby okay, likehad potential to be like a model
, like a model baby a model, buta baby, right?
yeah, not even one time.
Not even one time did I think Igotta kill this baby.
Not even one time, not even onetime.
(09:16):
You know, I fucking gotta killthis baby, gotta get rid of it,
gotta get rid of this baby.
This baby can't grow up.
Fuck this shit.
Never even once did that entermy mind right.
So that's number two.
This story is already even thatugly babies.
You know, that's true.
That's true.
Didn't even think about that.
But while we're on it, I'veknown even more ugly babies, a
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lot of ugly.
There's like two babies that Ihave that scenario that I
thought when I saw them, thisbaby could be a model baby Like.
This baby needs to be inmagazines.
Two Thousands of ugly babies.
Never once thought this babyneeds to die.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Never once, not even once, not even once.
So that's Red flag number two.
Red flag number two, this story.
What the fuck are we reading?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
over here, right.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Anyways, Snow White grows up Trying to kill her
right.
Too beautiful.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But she couldn't do it herself At first, right,
right At first.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So Snow White escapes , Runs into seven dwarfs.
Maybe that's another red flag.
Like what are these guys allliving together for in the woods
?
That's weird, Right.
That's weird Right.
That's Were they ostracizedfrom society.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
No, the thing is how do you get seven dwarves?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
If I knew, like If I knew.
No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
No, no, no, Like.
My thinking process is what inyour head thinks, like you know
what.
Let me put an imaginary housein the middle.
What are we going to put insidethe house?
Seven dwarfs.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, think about it.
We're writing this story, we'rein Brownsville we're going to
go to Southmoats.
What's in Southmoats?
Southmoats?
Short people, seven of them.
There's going to be seven ofthem, they're all guys all men
and they all live in the samehouse I'm gonna count that as
red flag number three.
Too much magic going on overhere, right anyways, all right.
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So this lady that's trying tokill snow white and the reason
that we had bras up on thescreen, right, now Wait.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
first it was the huntsman.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Oh, they told the huntsman to go kill her, but he
doesn't Because she's too pretty, so he doesn't.
That's it.
And so when they tell thehuntsman to kill her, this is
the other.
This is going to be red flagnumber four.
I'll be ready for this.
The instructions are I want youto kill her and, as proof that
she's dead, bring me her heartand her liver.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Wait, wait, the liver too.
I thought it was just the heart.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And I'm going to tell you why.
This is a red flag for me,right?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I've known a lot of people in my life.
Some of them I've cared for,right I've I've been in love
many times uh-huh I would notrecognize anybody's heart if you
handed it to me, or liver ortheir liver, like, hey, I need
you to take this to my mom, butto prove that I have it, I need
to see her hand in my, her heartin my hand.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I need to see it and the liver, and the liver in my
other hand, I need to see itbecause, otherwise you could
have just killed somebody random.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I need to see the heart, I'll know the heart, but
I think that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I think he killed someone else or some shit like
that, or he killed a deer so heended up telling snow white to
run.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, and she ran into the woods and he covered
for her.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But then this, the mom found her or whatever.
And that's where the sevendwarves she ran into, the seven
dwarves yeah all right, so sothat's another one now, yeah so
the mom is like fuck this shit.
I have to go do it myself yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
So now she's gonna poison snow white, yeah, and we
know she's shagging up withthese seven little guys, yeah.
So how do you do it?
You poison her bras wait what?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
she disguises herself as a witch, as a seller or
something like that, like aseller.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't remember what she disguises herself into
three different things.
The first one is somethingdifferent, but yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Poison weapon, her first choice.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, this will get her.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
A bra, a bra.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Or like a corset.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Like a corset type of thing.
That's what we were looking up.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
We're like what the fuck is a?
Because I guess in the books itjust says bodies, some shit
like that we had no idea.
Yeah, so we looked it up.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
We're like what the fuck is that and that?
I wear underwear, right I'm not, I'm not one of those weirdos
I'm not a weirdo I wearunderwear.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I didn't have no idea what a bowdice Right, and so we
had to look it up.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And I'm a girl and I don't even fucking know, yeah,
anyways.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
And I know you.
Just you don't want to dealwith certain things.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
No, so that's, that was one.
That was her first, first ofall real quick, are you two?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
We have been into true crime since we first became
friends, right, yeah, we havebeen into true crime since we
first became friends, right yeah, we have been into true crime
and we're not that sick.
We have followed murderers, wehave read stories, we have seen
police reports, all of thisstuff pictures, videos all of it
you name it, I have.
I have never heard of a persongetting killed by poison
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underwear Ever, not even onetime.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Well, besides the point, Also.
What type of poison was it?
I don't think it was specified,anyways.
So the second choice yeah, thesecond, because Snow White
didn't fall for that one.
Yeah Well, I noticed you wantto move on from this underwear
story pretty quick.
Yeah, the second Because Snow.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
White didn't fall for that one.
Yeah Well, I noticed you wantto move on from this underwear
story pretty quick, but that'sfine, we can move on to the
third one.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well, what the fuck else were you going to say?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
No, that's fine.
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And the second one was that she was selling another
item but she poisoned anotheritem, but this time it was a
comb for the hair.
But guess what?
She didn't buy.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It Didn't work, Didn't work, which is another
weak-ass weapon.
I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Who the fuck does her hair?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like who is.
I can't think about it this wayright, because, like I said, we
someone shows up at your houseyeah selling combs yeah, this
comb smells funny so what poisonis going to go through your
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hair?
So that's what I'm thinking,too right you can just go shower
and that's it.
Let's say that this works right.
Let's say that it's yourneighbor and your neighbor dies
and I come over and I go heywhat happened to your neighbor?
She died.
What happened?
Hair poisoning, hair poisoning,hair poisoning.
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She got hair poisoning.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I can't.
That didn't work, didn't work,didn't work.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Surprise, didn't work , didn't work.
What about your other neighbor?
Underwear poisoning Underwearpoisoning she died Underwear
poisoning.
And this neighbor is hairpoisoning she died with her hair
poisoning.
Okay, they're the weakestkilling meth, okay?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
so even the other, the third method, which was the
apple poisonous but it didn'tkill her she didn't die from
poisoning.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
She didn't die from poisoning.
So this is what?
So they give her the poisonousapple, right, and she eats it,
yeah, and she dies, right.
And so the servants of theprince oh, real quick we, we
move, we move too fast.
Why she eats the poisonousapple and she dies Right, and so
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, while she's dead in a bed,this prince walks by oh that's
true.
I don't even know what numberwe're on, but you're talking
about the elves, because thathappened before.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
No, the prince gets there.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, so she's dead already.
I'm already at.
She's dead, okay, okay okay,the prince gets there, sees her
dead laying down and guess whathappens?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
What happens?
He falls in love with her Deadlady in the bed, falls in love
with her and kisses her, whichis what you do, I guess, when
you fall in love with a deadperson, you kiss them, I guess,
Right right.
This Disney magic.
So they decide they're going tobury her or whatever.
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I don't know what they're goingto do, but they take her body.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Somewhere.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
They're taking her somewhere, I guess maybe they're
on a vacation, I don't know orsummer, I guess, maybe they're
on a vacation, I don't know.
And the servants of the princewho, in the book, mistreat her
body miss handle her and abuseher body yes, whatever how it
was whatever that means.
Mistreat and abuse her body,right?
I don't know what that means.
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Doesn't sound good.
Let's just say that it doesn'tright.
Doesn't sound good.
That's red flag number.
What are we at?
24?
I don't know yeah who knows,while they're carrying her, they
drop her and she spits out.
But that's the thing you'retalking about a three foot fall
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maybe, yeah, I mean, I don'tknow like what's the biggest
midget?
Well, you're not supposed toimagine anywhere, right?
What is the largest dwarf I'veever seen?
I think 411 is the tallest youcan be with, being just from
south most right right 411 isdwarf five foot south yeah right
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, regular, normal, normalaverage average average, there's
a all the basketball playersthat come out of south most or
five foot five, four at best,that's just okay, she a kilo,
neil from south, most is five,four yeah.
And so they drop her.
She spits out the apple it'slodged out.
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Let's say uh, uh-huh.
And she comes back to life.
So, okay, going back to that,which is kind of what medicine
was like back then, I guess,right.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I mean you could.
So you're telling me thedwarves invented CPR.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
It kind of sounds like that they did a little
different right, but they pickedyou up and they dropped you,
but it's kind of Heimlich.
Maybe that's why Heimlichsounds German, because the
dwarfs in Germany invented thatkind of thing which kind of
makes sense.
Makes sense when you're dead.
This is what I think we should.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
maybe we've been missing out, but she was
poisoned.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
She was poisoned.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
But the poison didn't work Right.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But she died.
She was poisoned, but thepoison didn't work Right, but
she died.
She was poisoned and she died.
You know what, maybe we haven'tbeen dropping enough people,
like maybe we should just go tohospitals.
Like they do the code andthey're like call it Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Have you tried dropping her?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, give me three feet, let's try next, if she
doesn't resuscitate.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Do four, yeah, can't do over five, right, not here.
We can't.
No, no, we need ladders.
Yeah, so the story is fantasyin a lot of different ways yeah
and so.
So, anyway, they drop her.
She spits the apple.
She wakes up and finds out thatthe prince is in love with her.
So what do you do?
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They get married.
You get married.
That's Disney magic.
Right there it is.
Disney wasn't involved yet, butit would be later.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Right, and so that is the Wait, and then the wedding.
Okay, you tell this partbecause I forgot.
Okay, so then the wedding.
Okay, you tell this partbecause I forgot.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Okay, so in the wedding.
So the prince knows that themom was the one trying to kill
her, and all this extra stuff.
Oh, that's right.
So as a punishment.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, or a bridal gift Could be.
That too.
This lady did try to poison herhair.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So you're going to have your mother-in-law dancing
in red hot?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Shoes.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Heels.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Heels, heels, yeah, till death, till death On your
wedding day.
On your wedding day In thesalon that you're at For
everybody, in a rancho thatyou're at For everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
In a rancho that you're going to be at Right
right right Playing Selena.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Bidi, bidi bamba, that bitch.
Yeah, so they did thingsdifferent back then.
Yeah, it's a little different,and that's not how the Disney
story goes.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I mean, just imagine your mother-in-law dancing on
your wedding day.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
It would dampen the mood, I think, a little bit Like
it would bring down the houseand we wouldn't be as happy as
we were.
It's a little mood breaker.
Vibes off, yeah, so that's justone of the two stories, right.
We haven't even gotten intoCinderella.
I'm wondering if we should.
I mean, Cinderella.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's a popular one.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, do you want to go into Cinderella?
Let's do it.
So Cinderella is kind ofmistreated I think this part is
in the Disney Right.
She's mistreated thestepsisters and all that she's
got to clean and all this stuff,what we didn't know, or I
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didn't know until we did ourresearch.
Cinderella actually is aderogatory term.
It means the ashy girl, ashygirl in German, so I didn't know
, that.
So like you do when you'reprince.
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Oh, I thought, whenever you'reashy, I was like I've never been
ashy, my whole life.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
So the prince can't find a wife.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Red flag number one for me.
So the king decides I'm'm gonnahave a fancy ball.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Invite all the eligible women we'll find the
ladies, ladies right, and so thestepsisters are going yeah, but
I think cinderella wasn'tallowed she wasn't allowed to go
because she was kind of lookedat but I think in the disney, in
the disney version it's thatcinderella's dad died and she
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stayed with the stepmother andthe stepmother didn't let her go
, she just sent out the sistersand cinderella stayed to clean.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
But that was a version and I also think I don't
know if it was said, but Ithink it was implied that her
dad, they didn't want her to gobecause she would win the heart
over the sisters.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, but the dad didn't let her go because of
that some shit.
But the dad was still alive inthat version of the brothers.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh, I see.
So Cinderella goes with thefairy godmother and all that is
in the original.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah With the pumpkin carriage, the 12 at night, the
horses, the rats are horses.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
The, the um, I don't know who the fuck is, the coach
man and so the mice are thewhere the horse is, and the rat
was the coachman yeah, some shitlike that but this is, this is
red flag number two for me.
why are glass slippers, thefancy slippers like?
I get diamond slippers, thatmakes sense, or even crystal
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slippers.
The glass slippers seems kindof cheap.
Yeah, they're like paylessshoes, but they're like the
fancy ones.
Anyway, they go to the dance.
Same thing, it's the same asthe story with the dance and the
fairy godmother and all of that.
Yeah, the big difference inthis situation is that.
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Oh, and also red flag number.
I don't know what we're on.
Right, he doesn't know what thewife looks like or the
girlfriend looks like theCinderella.
He knows the foot.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
So okay, girlfriend, looks like the.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Cinderella, he knows the foot.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
So okay.
So he dances with her.
He falls in love.
It hits 12.
She has to go.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Right as you do.
Yeah, so she lives.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
She lives.
She leaves a glass slipperbehind.
He gets it and he's trying togo after her.
He doesn't, he doesn't reachher, he doesn't meet her fast.
Horses, rats, mice finds apumpkin.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Where's the carriage that I just had?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
this fucking pumpkin and all these mice anyways, and
then he goes into searching forher with the shoe with the shoe
instead.
Of.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
This is what she looks like right, I would have
made a drawing.
Would it come up with somewords to describe not this guy?
Girl right she'shy One leg'slonger than the other Right.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
All toes.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, it doesn't.
This is what it sounds like tome, right?
This is what it sounds like tome.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
This guy has a foot fetish Because there's no way
that I would.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I think that's where it mostly started.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, because there's no way that I would do this.
No, I've lived in South Texasmy whole life, so this is the
land of the chanclas, right.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Right.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
So I see toes when I don't want to see toes right,
Valid, valid.
I was going to send you apicture the other day.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I thought this was gonna send you a picture the
other day and.
I thought.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I thought this was too invasive, so I didn't.
I was at Dairy Queen, I'm justgonna say it.
I was at Dairy Queen here inLos Fresnos and this girl was
eating ice cream right next tome.
Uh huh with her bare feetyou're lying on the table you're
(27:42):
fucking lying, that's gross.
I still have the picture whatbut I was like I shouldn't be
sending this picture everywhere,right?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
but they're gonna be like.
You saw her too.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, I was gonna post it.
Does anybody know this girl?
She needs to be locked up.
So I'm not a foot fetish guy,right?
I'm not, because feet areeverywhere here, right?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
yeah, land of the feet like we get it.
It's hot, but come on right.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I mean, come on, your naked feet are everywhere.
They're on the floor at arestaurant.
Yeah, nasty, anyway, I'm notlike that.
But in germany it's cold, right.
So all these people that arefoot fetish people, you know,
these girls that even here wehear about these girls making
money selling pictures of theirfeet.
(28:26):
They're not selling when theguy's here.
No, we don't need to pay money,we just go to the pool, we go
to the beach, we go to you seevery queen everywhere.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Even when you see people driving, they have the
feet up in the dashboard, out,out the fucking window.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I've tried that.
It's not easy.
Yeah, we got feet everywhere,but in Germany these people they
wear shoes, and so feet aresexy over there.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Not for me, not for me, not my.
Thing.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Not my thing, not my thing, not my thing, not my
thing.
You know, if that's your thing,I know some girls anyway come
to the valley right, come to thevalley feet everywhere.
Whether you want them or not,there's feet everywhere yeah so,
anyway, I think that's whatthis is, because there is no way
.
Even if, if I had a slipperleft, you know what I'm going to
(29:24):
do.
I'm going to leave it to house.
I'm going to find this chick.
I'll have it, it'll be overthere.
I'm not going through the wholetown asking You're going
through the whole town door todoor.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Every girl Try it on.
Can I see your face?
Plus, like it's a one fuckingsize.
Okay, yes, it was custom madeor whatever, but it was also
with the magic, the fairygodmother magic.
How come that one didn't goback?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
that's a good point at 12 another thing you and I
are really good friends.
We're really close.
I do not know your shoe size,right, we're close, we're not
that but there's several peoplewith my shoe size around the
fucking town if I go to town andI go like if I have one of your
shoes and I'm looking for you acrock you're gonna get this big
(30:14):
ass crock.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
That doesn't even fit me that.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I just got it because it was comfortable, right and
then I got socks I bet you I canfind a girl that that's going
to fit in there and just marryher.
That's the story.
Just found her and you knowwhat?
Getting married Happily everafter.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I mean so.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
This is supposed to be about the dark stuff.
We've laughed a lot in thisepisode.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
But this is the dark stuff.
We've laughed a lot in thisepisode, but this is okay, so
this is where it gets dark.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, this is where it starts.
So that's fucking sisters.
Oh so the prince gets to thehouse, knocks try it on, right
doesn't fit.
Apparently these girls havereally big feet or toes or toes.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
They chop off their toes I think in the movie they
show that one of them has bigtoes and the other one has big
feet.
It's like a different type ofBig yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
So in the book they cut off their toes and their
heel.
That was the other part.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
They cut it off to fit it into the shoe, and it
almost worked Because it fit.
But Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's blood everywhere, soit's probably not her.
And then he notices oh yeah,you cheated, you cut off your
toes.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
And it's a glass slipper, bro Right.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, if it was any other color, fuck.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
If it was a red slipper Right, they would have
been married.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Gotten away with it.
That's the thing, too Right.
I think he found girls that fit.
I think there had to be Right.
I think he found girls that fit, I think there had to be Right.
And then he was like nah, itdoesn't look the same, had to,
but the girls the thing.
They gave it away.
There's too much blood.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
No, too much blood.
It seems so random.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Okay.
So then he finds Cinderellaright, the ashy girl, and it
fits.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And I don't know if she had the other slipper, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
And then puts on the pair and it's like, oh, it all
goes together.
I will say this and this isunrelated but just as romantic,
I think, as this story is I hada roommate in college and
understand too for thoselistening, listening.
I went to college really young,like I was like 16, because I
dropped out of school and got mygd yeah yeah, so I didn't know
(32:50):
what was weird back then, rightlike I know weird things now
like I'm, I'm pointing out allthe weird stuff in this story.
I couldn't do that 30 years ago.
Meet this guy, my roommateuh-huh and I'm getting my stuff
moved into the apartment and Inoticed that he has a hanger on
(33:11):
the wall with a negligee what'sthat?
Like girls underwear, likefancy dressy, sexy underwear
right okay like lingerie.
What?
Speaker 1 (33:24):
the fuck, would you say, like that what did I say?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I don't know I thought I said it lingerie, no,
no, I don't think I heard that Isay negligee I think so okay,
so to me those are the same.
I don't know, I'm not an expert.
I'm not an expert.
I wear, but I don't wear thisunderwear.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Not your type.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I look at this underwear on hangar on our wall,
because it's my room too.
Now right, what's that?
He said?
He's a romantic type, he'slooking for the girl that fits
(34:02):
in it and he's going to marryher.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Hmm, interesting Is that how this works.
I'm 16.
I don't even know if I toucheda boob at that time.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
But it's like this guy's got the last slipper
already on our wall.
I will say yeah, now you thinkabout it, that's kind of the
same thing a little bit samesame there weren't girls cutting
off their tits to fit intothere, though, right, it is a
little bit different.
In fact, I will say peopleweren't.
(34:36):
Women were not knocking downthe door to try to fit into that
, exactly right.
In fact, a lot of girls wouldcome over and they would see
that and they would hear thatstory, and we never saw them
again.
Right right, that wasn't myunderwear, though, but I do
think some of them thought itmight be right now that I'm
older and I'm looking back, someof these things were weird in
(34:58):
ways that I didn't evenanticipate.
They were weird.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Right Back to our story at hand, right Back to
Cinderella, right.
So the shoe fits, they getmarried, and now the sisters are
the ones that are punished.
And so one of the things soafter cutting their toes and
(35:22):
their fucking heels.
Yeah, you gotta add to thattaking out the eyes right, so by
birds to be specific right forthe enjoyment of everybody yeah,
at the wedding, at the wedding,at the wedding again.
I'll tell you, what theseGerman weddings.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They're going crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
At the German wedding Getting married happily ever
after.
And for everybody'sentertainment, Birds are going
to come and gouge the eyes Outof the sisters.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I'll tell you what.
This is the thing, too right,Because I mean I'm a creative
type.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Right, we create dumbass jokes and funny
situations.
This is the thing too, right,Because I mean I'm a creative
type.
Right, I mean I.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
We create dumb ass jokes and like funny situations
and shit like that I've written.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I'm a writer, I write stuff.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Somebody sat down with a pen and paper and was
like Evaluated.
We have a wedding.
What is it?
Wedding?
They're dancing, and then whatthey're dancing?
They, they're dancing, and thenthey're dancing, they're
dancing.
Okay, we got you know what Ipoked out by birds.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
There we go, that's it and they wrote it.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
They wrote it down.
They wrote it down and they'relike you know what?
Print that shit, that's gold.
And then years later, the bag.
And then years later, disney'sreading this and goes you know
what?
This is going to make a greatmovie for little kids.
It's so weird, like all of itis so weird, like all right, so
(36:51):
we got this pretty girl.
She got these ugly scissors.
There's rats, for some reason.
There's mice and a pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Let's call her the ashy girl.
The ashy girl, there we go,that's got.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
There's mice and a pumpkin.
Let's call her the ashy girl.
The ashy girl, there we go.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's got a ring to it right there.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
There you go, yeah, for years and years and years
down the road.
Little girls are going to dressup and we're going to call them
the ashy girl.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Because not even to change the name is wild.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, we still use Cinderella.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
There's Cinderella everywhere.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Not only that, there is a movie that came out not too
long ago and it's calledCinderella man.
What yeah, it's a boxing storyabout Cinderella man.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
So this was fun.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I hope we didn't ruin Disney for anybody or I mean
you can do your own researchBased on A small version Of the
research.
Right, we did the clip, we dida little Summarized.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Overview.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
We did the research, so you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
But if you want to, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
The books are still out yeah, it's still you can
still money making, yeah, I meanI think one of your other
sounds needs to be a cashregister, I think that's another
one that should be a Well.
That's it for today.
Follow us on all of our socials.
(38:22):
Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Facebook TikTok YouTube you name it, we are
everywhere.
We're everywhere but home atthis point.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
That's also true, and we are rarely now seen together
, which is weird.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
True.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
But it's been nice seeing you and hopefully we see
each other soon.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
um, but that's it that's it for today, guys talk
to y'all later bye.
Hey, it was your birthday over there.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So, yeah, I guess it's with the time change.
My birthday happened with thetime change of going to Florida,
so I was going to squeeze thatinto any conversation I can Of
course.
So, just randomly, I'm going toask you why.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
So what's your favorite Disney princess?
Wait, I have a question for you.
What's your favorite Disneyprincess.
So I have a question for youwhat's your favorite Disney
princess?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So it's not even close for me what my favorite is
Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
Okay, I like smart girls andshe's like the smartest one.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Sure, you can say that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think I'll go with Snow White.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, so I did go to Disney and I had a great time
and if anybody has a chance togo, I do recommend go.
It's fun.
Um, they have more than justdisney stuff.
I kind of did think it wasgoing to be all mickey mouse and
disney princesses, and there'sStar Wars and Marvel and.
Twilight Zone, like a bunch ofstuff.
But given our channel, we'regoing to go a little bit dark.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You know you forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh, you know what this is.
Oh, that's not good.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We'll explain that picture.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Picture, we'll figure this out hey, but that's not
totally random no, no, we have areason for that.
We have a reason.
We're looking at brassiereshere because we do research.
We take this very seriously, wedo research and so going into
the dark side, we we not?
(02:08):
The star wars version, not thestar wars.
But we did some research onthings and we could have gone a
lot of different ways.
There's been deaths at atdisney.
There's been a lot ofaccusations of other things,
yeah, more like um theories yeah, and hidden messages, etc.
Yeah, it's crazy well, wedecided together we would talk
(02:30):
about the brothers grim, whichis the the original stories base
on your favorite.
Did you say your favorite?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
was snow white syndrome.
No, snow white okay.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
so I mean, maybe that's one of the things we have
in common we're into littlepeople.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, no, oh no, maybe I misread that.
So the Brothers Grimm?
I guess they're kind of like DrSeuss back in the day they
wrote kid stories.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Nah, those are not kid stories.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So that's true.
It does make me wonder, right?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No way.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Were they kid stories at the time, or were they like
Twilight and Fifty Shades ofGrey stories?
Because they're pretty rough,these stories.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's because it depends how kids were back in
the day.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Kids weren't good?
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I don't think they were good.
Not that kids are great today,but, but Again, I don't know
that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Right If you bring one of the those into an
elementary even middle school.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So what age do you think is appropriate for the
Disney version?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The original Grimm Brothers stories.
I think high school.
I think high school, you'reputting 15 and above.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah For.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
the details for the wording that it is, I believe,
15 and above.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, so let's get into the stories.
Which do you want to handlefirst?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know what Ruin Snow White for me?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, so we're going to go into Snow White, the
Brothers Grimm, these twobrothers that were, I guess they
were like Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So before it goes into it, he hasn't specified but
the but the grim brothersactually wrote the stories.
They're not involved in thestories, they just wrote the
stories I don't know if they'reinvolved or not involved.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go that far.
I'm not letting them off anyhooks.
I'm not here to defend theseguys.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I didn't know these guys, but the thing is that they
wrote the stories.
It's not a story you can thinkof and be like yeah, someone
made that up it does seem likethere's based some in some life
experience the wording, thestructure of the story, and they
all end up with the punishmentpart Right, which is Right.
(05:11):
I don't know.
Okay, go ahead.
So we're going to go into theSnow White first.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Snow White's mother, from what I understand, kind of
made a deal with the devil kindof thing, right To have the
perfect daughter.
Yeah, and she specified thatshe had white skin white as snow
white as snow, right, and it'sthe name, so why um?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
you don't say super black hair.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And there was one other thing oh, lips as red as
blood yeah right, and that's howwe got snow white and
apparently too beautiful, toomuch, too much right, and so for
us we're on the shades of brown, right, mm-hmm, we wouldn't.
(06:05):
I mean, you've had kids.
Yeah, right, I don't know howmany times you got on your knees
praying to God dear or thedevil or the devil, anyone,
right, please let me kid havewhite skin like a snow.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, and I can, just,can just imagine like we're
(06:27):
brown.
I can imagine how black peopleread that story and like, right,
that's like a nightmare for me,right?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
imagine like.
Imagine asking for a kid, likelet my kid be white as as snow,
but there's like shades of whiteand you're gonna go with white
as snow right and and.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I think, they had to.
It's funny that they left outthe eyes, because the eyes seem
like they automatically neededto be red with that white of
skin Right.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I mean like that.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
They're describing a person with albinism right, Like
an albino person with white,white, white skin.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And it's just.
It's a weird ask, I guess,especially from our point of
view, right, and I think a lotof people that are listening
like I don't think anybody thatlistens to us is getting on
their knees going please let mykid be white as snow, right?
I mean, I have white friendsthat wouldn't ask for that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Right, so anyway, that's the first weird.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Thing.
Yeah, the first weird.
Thing.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
The first weird thing in this story that kind of
makes you go, hmm Huh, all right, that's a choice the writers
made, right, that's a choice.
Second yeah, this child's sobeautiful with this white as
snow red lips, skin red lips.
Can you imagine?
I want you to think of a baby,right?
(07:52):
I mean, we right snow white,right no, even pale has color,
bro.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Even pale has a little bit of yellow in that
right, not that whiter than that.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And then to think this baby's so beautiful, I
gotta kill it that's anotherthing.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, because you got what you asked for and and now
you're saying like mm.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We're going to have to get this too much.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, this too much you can announce it like
hey, can you like change it up abit now?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So there, I'm an old person, right, and I've been
around a lot of babies.
Most of them are ugly.
I on it, I've seen.
I've seen babies, yeah, andthey're not pretty.
No, a few of them I've seen,and there's one in particular,
because I've been with my wifefor a very long time and so she
has a niece.
That was stunning as a childlike.
(08:56):
When I met this child in mymind I was like this kid needs
to be a gerber baby okay, likehad potential to be like a model
, like a model baby a model, buta baby, right?
yeah, not even one time.
Not even one time did I think Igotta kill this baby.
Not even one time, not even onetime.
(09:16):
You know, I fucking gotta killthis baby, gotta get rid of it,
gotta get rid of this baby.
This baby can't grow up.
Fuck this shit.
Never even once did that entermy mind right.
So that's number two.
This story is already even thatugly babies.
You know, that's true.
That's true.
Didn't even think about that.
But while we're on it, I'veknown even more ugly babies, a
(09:40):
lot of ugly.
There's like two babies that Ihave that scenario that I
thought when I saw them, thisbaby could be a model baby Like.
This baby needs to be inmagazines.
Two Thousands of ugly babies.
Never once thought this babyneeds to die.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Never once, not even once, not even once.
So that's Red flag number two.
Red flag number two, this story.
What the fuck are we reading?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
over here, right.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Anyways, Snow White grows up Trying to kill her
right.
Too beautiful.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But she couldn't do it herself At first, right,
right At first.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So Snow White escapes , Runs into seven dwarfs.
Maybe that's another red flag.
Like what are these guys allliving together for in the woods
?
That's weird, Right.
That's weird Right.
That's Were they ostracizedfrom society.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
No, the thing is how do you get seven dwarves?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
If I knew, like If I knew.
No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
No, no, no, Like.
My thinking process is what inyour head thinks, like you know
what.
Let me put an imaginary housein the middle.
What are we going to put insidethe house?
Seven dwarfs.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, think about it.
We're writing this story, we'rein Brownsville we're going to
go to Southmoats.
What's in Southmoats?
Southmoats?
Short people, seven of them.
There's going to be seven ofthem, they're all guys all men
and they all live in the samehouse I'm gonna count that as
red flag number three.
Too much magic going on overhere, right anyways, all right.
(11:17):
So this lady that's trying tokill snow white and the reason
that we had bras up on thescreen, right, now Wait.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
first it was the huntsman.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Oh, they told the huntsman to go kill her, but he
doesn't Because she's too pretty, so he doesn't.
That's it.
And so when they tell thehuntsman to kill her, this is
the other.
This is going to be red flagnumber four.
I'll be ready for this.
The instructions are I want youto kill her and, as proof that
she's dead, bring me her heartand her liver.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Wait, wait, the liver too.
I thought it was just the heart.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And I'm going to tell you why.
This is a red flag for me,right?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I've known a lot of people in my life.
Some of them I've cared for,right I've I've been in love
many times uh-huh I would notrecognize anybody's heart if you
handed it to me, or liver ortheir liver, like, hey, I need
you to take this to my mom, butto prove that I have it, I need
to see her hand in my, her heartin my hand.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I need to see it and the liver, and the liver in my
other hand, I need to see itbecause, otherwise you could
have just killed somebody random.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I need to see the heart, I'll know the heart, but
I think that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I think he killed someone else or some shit like
that, or he killed a deer so heended up telling snow white to
run.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, and she ran into the woods and he covered
for her.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But then this, the mom found her or whatever.
And that's where the sevendwarves she ran into, the seven
dwarves yeah all right, so sothat's another one now, yeah so
the mom is like fuck this shit.
I have to go do it myself yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
So now she's gonna poison snow white, yeah, and we
know she's shagging up withthese seven little guys, yeah.
So how do you do it?
You poison her bras wait what?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
she disguises herself as a witch, as a seller or
something like that, like aseller.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I don't remember what she disguises herself into
three different things.
The first one is somethingdifferent, but yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Poison weapon, her first choice.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, this will get her.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
A bra, a bra.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Or like a corset.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Like a corset type of thing.
That's what we were looking up.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
We're like what the fuck is a?
Because I guess in the books itjust says bodies, some shit
like that we had no idea.
Yeah, so we looked it up.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
We're like what the fuck is that and that?
I wear underwear, right I'm not, I'm not one of those weirdos
I'm not a weirdo I wearunderwear.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I didn't have no idea what a bowdice Right, and so we
had to look it up.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And I'm a girl and I don't even fucking know, yeah,
anyways.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
And I know you.
Just you don't want to dealwith certain things.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
No, so that's, that was one.
That was her first, first ofall real quick, are you two?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
We have been into true crime since we first became
friends, right, yeah, we havebeen into true crime since we
first became friends, right yeah, we have been into true crime
and we're not that sick.
We have followed murderers, wehave read stories, we have seen
police reports, all of thisstuff pictures, videos all of it
you name it, I have.
I have never heard of a persongetting killed by poison
(14:45):
underwear Ever, not even onetime.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Well, besides the point, Also.
What type of poison was it?
I don't think it was specified,anyways.
So the second choice yeah, thesecond, because Snow White
didn't fall for that one.
Yeah Well, I noticed you wantto move on from this underwear
story pretty quick.
Yeah, the second Because Snow.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
White didn't fall for that one.
Yeah Well, I noticed you wantto move on from this underwear
story pretty quick, but that'sfine, we can move on to the
third one.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well, what the fuck else were you going to say?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
No, that's fine.
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And the second one was that she was selling another
item but she poisoned anotheritem, but this time it was a
comb for the hair.
But guess what?
She didn't buy.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It Didn't work, Didn't work, which is another
weak-ass weapon.
I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Who the fuck does her hair?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like who is.
I can't think about it this wayright, because, like I said, we
someone shows up at your houseyeah selling combs yeah, this
comb smells funny so what poisonis going to go through your
(16:02):
hair?
So that's what I'm thinking,too right you can just go shower
and that's it.
Let's say that this works right.
Let's say that it's yourneighbor and your neighbor dies
and I come over and I go heywhat happened to your neighbor?
She died.
What happened?
Hair poisoning, hair poisoning,hair poisoning.
(16:24):
She got hair poisoning.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I can't.
That didn't work, didn't work,didn't work.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Surprise, didn't work , didn't work.
What about your other neighbor?
Underwear poisoning Underwearpoisoning she died Underwear
poisoning.
And this neighbor is hairpoisoning she died with her hair
poisoning.
Okay, they're the weakestkilling meth, okay?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
so even the other, the third method, which was the
apple poisonous but it didn'tkill her she didn't die from
poisoning.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
She didn't die from poisoning.
So this is what?
So they give her the poisonousapple, right, and she eats it,
yeah, and she dies, right.
And so the servants of theprince oh, real quick we, we
move, we move too fast.
Why she eats the poisonousapple and she dies Right, and so
(17:23):
, while she's dead in a bed,this prince walks by oh that's
true.
I don't even know what numberwe're on, but you're talking
about the elves, because thathappened before.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
No, the prince gets there.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, so she's dead already.
I'm already at.
She's dead, okay, okay okay,the prince gets there, sees her
dead laying down and guess whathappens?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
What happens?
He falls in love with her Deadlady in the bed, falls in love
with her and kisses her, whichis what you do, I guess, when
you fall in love with a deadperson, you kiss them, I guess,
Right right.
This Disney magic.
So they decide they're going tobury her or whatever.
(18:18):
I don't know what they're goingto do, but they take her body.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Somewhere.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
They're taking her somewhere, I guess maybe they're
on a vacation, I don't know orsummer, I guess, maybe they're
on a vacation, I don't know.
And the servants of the princewho, in the book, mistreat her
body miss handle her and abuseher body yes, whatever how it
was whatever that means.
Mistreat and abuse her body,right?
I don't know what that means.
(18:41):
Doesn't sound good.
Let's just say that it doesn'tright.
Doesn't sound good.
That's red flag number.
What are we at?
24?
I don't know yeah who knows,while they're carrying her, they
drop her and she spits out.
But that's the thing you'retalking about a three foot fall
(19:02):
maybe, yeah, I mean, I don'tknow like what's the biggest
midget?
Well, you're not supposed toimagine anywhere, right?
What is the largest dwarf I'veever seen?
I think 411 is the tallest youcan be with, being just from
south most right right 411 isdwarf five foot south yeah right
(19:24):
, regular, normal, normalaverage average average, there's
a all the basketball playersthat come out of south most or
five foot five, four at best,that's just okay, she a kilo,
neil from south, most is five,four yeah.
And so they drop her.
She spits out the apple it'slodged out.
(19:45):
Let's say uh, uh-huh.
And she comes back to life.
So, okay, going back to that,which is kind of what medicine
was like back then, I guess,right.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I mean you could.
So you're telling me thedwarves invented CPR.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
It kind of sounds like that they did a little
different right, but they pickedyou up and they dropped you,
but it's kind of Heimlich.
Maybe that's why Heimlichsounds German, because the
dwarfs in Germany invented thatkind of thing which kind of
makes sense.
Makes sense when you're dead.
This is what I think we should.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
maybe we've been missing out, but she was
poisoned.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
She was poisoned.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
But the poison didn't work Right.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But she died.
She was poisoned, but thepoison didn't work Right, but
she died.
She was poisoned and she died.
You know what, maybe we haven'tbeen dropping enough people,
like maybe we should just go tohospitals.
Like they do the code andthey're like call it Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Have you tried dropping her?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, give me three feet, let's try next, if she
doesn't resuscitate.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Do four, yeah, can't do over five, right, not here.
We can't.
No, no, we need ladders.
Yeah, so the story is fantasyin a lot of different ways yeah
and so.
So, anyway, they drop her.
She spits the apple.
She wakes up and finds out thatthe prince is in love with her.
So what do you do?
(21:10):
They get married.
You get married.
That's Disney magic.
Right there it is.
Disney wasn't involved yet, butit would be later.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Right, and so that is the Wait, and then the wedding.
Okay, you tell this partbecause I forgot.
Okay, so then the wedding.
Okay, you tell this partbecause I forgot.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Okay, so in the wedding.
So the prince knows that themom was the one trying to kill
her, and all this extra stuff.
Oh, that's right.
So as a punishment.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, or a bridal gift Could be.
That too.
This lady did try to poison herhair.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So you're going to have your mother-in-law dancing
in red hot?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Shoes.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Heels.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Heels, heels, yeah, till death, till death On your
wedding day.
On your wedding day In thesalon that you're at For
everybody, in a rancho thatyou're at For everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
In a rancho that you're going to be at Right
right right Playing Selena.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Bidi, bidi bamba, that bitch.
Yeah, so they did thingsdifferent back then.
Yeah, it's a little different,and that's not how the Disney
story goes.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I mean, just imagine your mother-in-law dancing on
your wedding day.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
It would dampen the mood, I think, a little bit Like
it would bring down the houseand we wouldn't be as happy as
we were.
It's a little mood breaker.
Vibes off, yeah, so that's justone of the two stories, right.
We haven't even gotten intoCinderella.
I'm wondering if we should.
I mean, Cinderella.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's a popular one.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, do you want to go into Cinderella?
Let's do it.
So Cinderella is kind ofmistreated I think this part is
in the Disney Right.
She's mistreated thestepsisters and all that she's
got to clean and all this stuff,what we didn't know, or I
(23:13):
didn't know until we did ourresearch.
Cinderella actually is aderogatory term.
It means the ashy girl, ashygirl in German, so I didn't know
, that.
So like you do when you'reprince.
(23:33):
Oh, I thought, whenever you'reashy, I was like I've never been
ashy, my whole life.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
So the prince can't find a wife.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Red flag number one for me.
So the king decides I'm'm gonnahave a fancy ball.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Invite all the eligible women we'll find the
ladies, ladies right, and so thestepsisters are going yeah, but
I think cinderella wasn'tallowed she wasn't allowed to go
because she was kind of lookedat but I think in the disney, in
the disney version it's thatcinderella's dad died and she
(24:12):
stayed with the stepmother andthe stepmother didn't let her go
, she just sent out the sistersand cinderella stayed to clean.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
But that was a version and I also think I don't
know if it was said, but Ithink it was implied that her
dad, they didn't want her to gobecause she would win the heart
over the sisters.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, but the dad didn't let her go because of
that some shit.
But the dad was still alive inthat version of the brothers.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Oh, I see.
So Cinderella goes with thefairy godmother and all that is
in the original.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah With the pumpkin carriage, the 12 at night, the
horses, the rats are horses.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
The, the um, I don't know who the fuck is, the coach
man and so the mice are thewhere the horse is, and the rat
was the coachman yeah, some shitlike that but this is, this is
red flag number two for me.
why are glass slippers, thefancy slippers like?
I get diamond slippers, thatmakes sense, or even crystal
(25:13):
slippers.
The glass slippers seems kindof cheap.
Yeah, they're like paylessshoes, but they're like the
fancy ones.
Anyway, they go to the dance.
Same thing, it's the same asthe story with the dance and the
fairy godmother and all of that.
Yeah, the big difference inthis situation is that.
(25:36):
Oh, and also red flag number.
I don't know what we're on.
Right, he doesn't know what thewife looks like or the
girlfriend looks like theCinderella.
He knows the foot.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
So okay, girlfriend, looks like the.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Cinderella, he knows the foot.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
So okay.
So he dances with her.
He falls in love.
It hits 12.
She has to go.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Right as you do.
Yeah, so she lives.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
She lives.
She leaves a glass slipperbehind.
He gets it and he's trying togo after her.
He doesn't, he doesn't reachher, he doesn't meet her fast.
Horses, rats, mice finds apumpkin.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Where's the carriage that I just had?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
this fucking pumpkin and all these mice anyways, and
then he goes into searching forher with the shoe with the shoe
instead.
Of.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
This is what she looks like right, I would have
made a drawing.
Would it come up with somewords to describe not this guy?
Girl right she'shy One leg'slonger than the other Right.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
All toes.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, it doesn't.
This is what it sounds like tome, right?
This is what it sounds like tome.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
This guy has a foot fetish Because there's no way
that I would.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I think that's where it mostly started.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, because there's no way that I would do this.
No, I've lived in South Texasmy whole life, so this is the
land of the chanclas, right.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Right.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
So I see toes when I don't want to see toes right,
Valid, valid.
I was going to send you apicture the other day.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I thought this was gonna send you a picture the
other day and.
I thought.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I thought this was too invasive, so I didn't.
I was at Dairy Queen, I'm justgonna say it.
I was at Dairy Queen here inLos Fresnos and this girl was
eating ice cream right next tome.
Uh huh with her bare feetyou're lying on the table you're
(27:42):
fucking lying, that's gross.
I still have the picture whatbut I was like I shouldn't be
sending this picture everywhere,right?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
but they're gonna be like.
You saw her too.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, I was gonna post it.
Does anybody know this girl?
She needs to be locked up.
So I'm not a foot fetish guy,right?
I'm not, because feet areeverywhere here, right?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
yeah, land of the feet like we get it.
It's hot, but come on right.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I mean, come on, your naked feet are everywhere.
They're on the floor at arestaurant.
Yeah, nasty, anyway, I'm notlike that.
But in germany it's cold, right.
So all these people that arefoot fetish people, you know,
these girls that even here wehear about these girls making
money selling pictures of theirfeet.
(28:26):
They're not selling when theguy's here.
No, we don't need to pay money,we just go to the pool, we go
to the beach, we go to you seevery queen everywhere.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Even when you see people driving, they have the
feet up in the dashboard, out,out the fucking window.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I've tried that.
It's not easy.
Yeah, we got feet everywhere,but in Germany these people they
wear shoes, and so feet aresexy over there.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Not for me, not for me, not my.
Thing.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Not my thing, not my thing, not my thing, not my
thing.
You know, if that's your thing,I know some girls anyway come
to the valley right, come to thevalley feet everywhere.
Whether you want them or not,there's feet everywhere yeah so,
anyway, I think that's whatthis is, because there is no way
.
Even if, if I had a slipperleft, you know what I'm going to
(29:24):
do.
I'm going to leave it to house.
I'm going to find this chick.
I'll have it, it'll be overthere.
I'm not going through the wholetown asking You're going
through the whole town door todoor.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Every girl Try it on.
Can I see your face?
Plus, like it's a one fuckingsize.
Okay, yes, it was custom madeor whatever, but it was also
with the magic, the fairygodmother magic.
How come that one didn't goback?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
that's a good point at 12 another thing you and I
are really good friends.
We're really close.
I do not know your shoe size,right, we're close, we're not
that but there's several peoplewith my shoe size around the
fucking town if I go to town andI go like if I have one of your
shoes and I'm looking for you acrock you're gonna get this big
(30:14):
ass crock.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
That doesn't even fit me that.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I just got it because it was comfortable, right and
then I got socks I bet you I canfind a girl that that's going
to fit in there and just marryher.
That's the story.
Just found her and you knowwhat?
Getting married Happily everafter.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I mean so.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
This is supposed to be about the dark stuff.
We've laughed a lot in thisepisode.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
But this is the dark stuff.
We've laughed a lot in thisepisode, but this is okay, so
this is where it gets dark.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, this is where it starts.
So that's fucking sisters.
Oh so the prince gets to thehouse, knocks try it on, right
doesn't fit.
Apparently these girls havereally big feet or toes or toes.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
They chop off their toes I think in the movie they
show that one of them has bigtoes and the other one has big
feet.
It's like a different type ofBig yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
So in the book they cut off their toes and their
heel.
That was the other part.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
They cut it off to fit it into the shoe, and it
almost worked Because it fit.
But Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's blood everywhere, soit's probably not her.
And then he notices oh yeah,you cheated, you cut off your
toes.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
And it's a glass slipper, bro Right.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, if it was any other color, fuck.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
If it was a red slipper Right, they would have
been married.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Gotten away with it.
That's the thing, too Right.
I think he found girls that fit.
I think there had to be Right.
I think he found girls that fit, I think there had to be Right.
And then he was like nah, itdoesn't look the same, had to,
but the girls the thing.
They gave it away.
There's too much blood.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
No, too much blood.
It seems so random.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Okay.
So then he finds Cinderellaright, the ashy girl, and it
fits.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And I don't know if she had the other slipper, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
And then puts on the pair and it's like, oh, it all
goes together.
I will say this and this isunrelated but just as romantic,
I think, as this story is I hada roommate in college and
understand too for thoselistening, listening.
I went to college really young,like I was like 16, because I
dropped out of school and got mygd yeah yeah, so I didn't know
(32:50):
what was weird back then, rightlike I know weird things now
like I'm, I'm pointing out allthe weird stuff in this story.
I couldn't do that 30 years ago.
Meet this guy, my roommateuh-huh and I'm getting my stuff
moved into the apartment and Inoticed that he has a hanger on
(33:11):
the wall with a negligee what'sthat?
Like girls underwear, likefancy dressy, sexy underwear
right okay like lingerie.
What?
Speaker 1 (33:24):
the fuck, would you say, like that what did I say?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I don't know I thought I said it lingerie, no,
no, I don't think I heard that Isay negligee I think so okay,
so to me those are the same.
I don't know, I'm not an expert.
I'm not an expert.
I wear, but I don't wear thisunderwear.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Not your type.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I look at this underwear on hangar on our wall,
because it's my room too.
Now right, what's that?
He said?
He's a romantic type, he'slooking for the girl that fits
(34:02):
in it and he's going to marryher.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Hmm, interesting Is that how this works.
I'm 16.
I don't even know if I toucheda boob at that time.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
But it's like this guy's got the last slipper
already on our wall.
I will say yeah, now you thinkabout it, that's kind of the
same thing a little bit samesame there weren't girls cutting
off their tits to fit intothere, though, right, it is a
little bit different.
In fact, I will say peopleweren't.
(34:36):
Women were not knocking downthe door to try to fit into that
, exactly right.
In fact, a lot of girls wouldcome over and they would see
that and they would hear thatstory, and we never saw them
again.
Right right, that wasn't myunderwear, though, but I do
think some of them thought itmight be right now that I'm
older and I'm looking back, someof these things were weird in
(34:58):
ways that I didn't evenanticipate.
They were weird.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Right.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Right Back to our story at hand, right Back to
Cinderella, right.
So the shoe fits, they getmarried, and now the sisters are
the ones that are punished.
And so one of the things soafter cutting their toes and
(35:22):
their fucking heels.
Yeah, you gotta add to thattaking out the eyes right, so by
birds to be specific right forthe enjoyment of everybody yeah,
at the wedding, at the wedding,at the wedding again.
I'll tell you, what theseGerman weddings.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They're going crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
At the German wedding Getting married happily ever
after.
And for everybody'sentertainment, Birds are going
to come and gouge the eyes Outof the sisters.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I'll tell you what.
This is the thing, too right,Because I mean I'm a creative
type.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Right, we create dumbass jokes and funny
situations.
This is the thing too, right,Because I mean I'm a creative
type.
Right, I mean I.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
We create dumb ass jokes and like funny situations
and shit like that I've written.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I'm a writer, I write stuff.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Somebody sat down with a pen and paper and was
like Evaluated.
We have a wedding.
What is it?
Wedding?
They're dancing, and then whatthey're dancing?
They, they're dancing, and thenthey're dancing, they're
dancing.
Okay, we got you know what Ipoked out by birds.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
There we go, that's it and they wrote it.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
They wrote it down.
They wrote it down and they'relike you know what?
Print that shit, that's gold.
And then years later, the bag.
And then years later, disney'sreading this and goes you know
what?
This is going to make a greatmovie for little kids.
It's so weird, like all of itis so weird, like all right, so
(36:51):
we got this pretty girl.
She got these ugly scissors.
There's rats, for some reason.
There's mice and a pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Let's call her the ashy girl.
The ashy girl, there we go,that's got.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
There's mice and a pumpkin.
Let's call her the ashy girl.
The ashy girl, there we go.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's got a ring to it right there.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
There you go, yeah, for years and years and years
down the road.
Little girls are going to dressup and we're going to call them
the ashy girl.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Because not even to change the name is wild.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, we still use Cinderella.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
There's Cinderella everywhere.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Not only that, there is a movie that came out not too
long ago and it's calledCinderella man.
What yeah, it's a boxing storyabout Cinderella man.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
So this was fun.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I hope we didn't ruin Disney for anybody or I mean
you can do your own researchBased on A small version Of the
research.
Right, we did the clip, we dida little Summarized.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Overview.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
We did the research, so you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
But if you want to, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
The books are still out yeah, it's still you can
still money making, yeah, I meanI think one of your other
sounds needs to be a cashregister, I think that's another
one that should be a Well.
That's it for today.
Follow us on all of our socials.
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Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Facebook TikTok YouTube you name it, we are
everywhere.
We're everywhere but home atthis point.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
That's also true, and we are rarely now seen together
, which is weird.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
True.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
But it's been nice seeing you and hopefully we see
each other soon.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
um, but that's it that's it for today, guys talk
to y'all later bye.
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