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Bianca (00:06):
take two fuck you, david
, did it again forgot to press
the record button.
David (00:12):
Guys, we almost finished
the whole episode not even we're
halfway through, honestly sowelcome back to paranormal 956.
My name.
My name is David Still and I amhere with Bianca as Owen.
Bianca (00:25):
Still here.
David (00:26):
And we're back.
Bianca (00:28):
With updates and excuses
.
I guess you would call them.
David (00:33):
Maybe so again, we
thought we were done with all
this stuff, but life hashappened to us again, this time
pertaining to Bianca, so I willlet her tell the stories from
here.
Bianca (00:48):
Okay, guys.
So where do I start?
Crazy year started, I guess,but even before that, we're
taking time off because of theholidays.
Everybody was out and about,you know, doing their own thing.
Time off because of theholidays everybody was out and
about, you know, doing their ownthing.
(01:08):
Um, after the holidays, uh, mymom has been battling, was
battling cancer for a while, um,a good four years or so.
Um, unfortunately, she lost thebattle, uh, on january 13th.
She lost the battle on January13th Ironically, it was my first
day of class Got the call inthe middle of the day, had to
(01:36):
get out.
It was crazy stuff.
Man had to get everythingarranged.
It was a whole process.
And then people here in theValley tend to like get a
funeral service here and thenalso one in matamoros or
surrounding areas right forfamily members that are across
the border.
So we had to do that for my momas well.
So it was another paperworkprocess, um, and then bury her
(02:00):
over there as well, in matamoros.
So, uh, I've been busy, noteven just my mom's stuff, but
actually like since going backto school.
It's been a whole processtrying to like stay in school
and like actually like justfocusing on something.
Honestly, it's like my brainwas all over the place.
(02:21):
Still is, though Still is, buttrying to like recover back into
it, so I'm here.
David (02:29):
Yep.
Bianca (02:30):
Getting back into it.
David (02:31):
Yep, it's been a rough
little bit.
Yeah, we're not even in whattwo a few days into February as
we're recording this, we're onthe 4th of February today, so
ironically, yeah, Related,unrelated.
I guess today would have beenmy parents' anniversary today if
they stayed married to eachother.
Bianca (02:54):
What the fuck am I going
to do?
David (02:57):
I swear it's related,
unrelated because it's me.
Bianca (03:00):
Right.
David (03:02):
Yes, no, but it was very.
It's a whole shit show assomebody somebody as a bystander
than all of this right, becauseI mean, I knew your mom a
little bit.
But yeah um, she wasn't my mom.
Um, the fact that this was yourfirst day of school seemed like
such bad luck.
Bianca (03:19):
Wait you think I should
drop off.
David (03:21):
So this is what.
Bianca (03:23):
Should I take it as a
sign?
What do you?
David (03:25):
mean, I got a picture of
you in the morning.
Bianca (03:29):
Oh, that's true, and you
took a picture.
And man like just a couple ofhours later you messaged me and
I was like fucking shit, Do weconsider that a soho?
Somebody had to make a soho.
Somebody made a soho, yeah.
David (03:45):
Or you, I don't know.
Bianca (03:46):
I mean, maybe the vibes
were there, the vibes, the vibes
man.
David (03:51):
So I think it goes
without saying.
I think everybody knows thisalready, especially people who
know you well, like I do.
Bianca (03:57):
Mm-hmm.
David (03:58):
You are an amazing,
incredibly strong person.
Oh, amazing, incredibly strongperson.
And all of this that I've kindof watched, you know, being your
friend and listening throughwhat you've had to go through
yeah, um, I am beyond amazed byyou my dog margan I don't know
(04:20):
what the he's mad, mad about.
Bianca (04:22):
That's like where's
Sandy?
David (04:23):
That's Sandy Sandy, which
I got from Bianca oh my God,
anyways, and he's broken?
No, he's not.
Bianca (04:35):
He sold me a broken dog.
David (04:37):
Not as broken as your
skull.
I'll tell you that.
Okay, so I'm going to beposting a picture of my skull,
Do we have the body cam video,yet we don't.
So I thought, because I wentand signed a bunch of papers at
the police station right, Ithink you just have to ask for
it yeah, so they told me thatthey were going to take the guy
(04:57):
to court that hit us and that dothe whole thing, leave the
processing and they were like ifwe need you to, if we need you
to testify, are you willing todo that?
and I was like I wasn'tconscious the whole time, like I
don't remember anything aboutwhat exactly?
Yeah, I don't know what I'mgonna say, but I told them I
would do it.
They never contacted me back,so I don't know what happened.
(05:18):
Um, however, related to that, Iplay Pokemon Go Right, and I'm
kind of a big deal.
I'm not going to sugarcoat itfor you guys.
I'm a badass.
I'm level 50.
I'm playing from the beginning.
I'm one of the best players inthe world there.
(05:38):
I said it, right?
So our accident was on aThursday, right?
So our, our accident was on aThursday.
And then that weekend was a bigday where everybody gets
together and they play.
In Brownsville they play at atour school, tsc, where we went
to school and everybody meetsthere and they play bubble.
Bianca (05:58):
Right.
David (05:58):
And so, obviously because
I was unconscious, I didn't go
Right and I was in hospital,obviously, so I didn't go fast
and I was in hospital.
Bianca (06:04):
Obviously.
David (06:06):
So I didn't go Fast
forward.
Like three months later and I'mback and I'm playing and
there's another community dayand I show up, and so there's
like 200 players this day.
Bianca (06:17):
Okay.
David (06:19):
And I know a lot of them.
So the whole day I haven't seenany of these people.
Bianca (06:25):
I'm going up catching up
.
David (06:27):
Hey, we heard you in an
accident and I'm telling the
whole story over and over andover, right, yeah.
Well, halfway through this day,a lady comes up to me and she
says it's so I'm so glad to seeyou up and around.
Well, she says this is going tosound really weird, but it's so
good to see you up and around.
Okay, and so I'm thinking,because of my hit podcast, that
(06:51):
I have Right.
Okay, she must recognize mefrom somewhere, that I don't
know who.
This is right, either that I'malso a TikToker, a YouTuber.
Bianca (07:02):
You're a busy person out
there in social media, busy
person.
David (07:05):
And so it's not uncommon
that people recognize me and I
don't recognize them.
Bianca (07:11):
Yeah, because they
usually recognize you because of
the voice and stuff.
David (07:13):
I have a voice right, and
so she says I was the x-ray
technician that took your x-raysthe night of the accident so
the one here on central, likethe first hospital that took you
in?
Okay, okay, okay and she saysyou were unconscious and you
were intubated and we didn'tknow if you were gonna make it,
(07:37):
and so the fact that you're upand around is like amazing.
And so she said that somethingto the effect that God must have
molested me or touched me orsomething.
I don't know, I don't know, Idon't know I don't know what
kind of God she has, but hetouches people apparently.
I don't know.
Bianca (07:58):
So now God is just.
I don't know, I don't want toget myself involved in that.
David (08:02):
Maybe that's a future
episode, maybe I don't know.
I don't know, I don't want toget myself involved in there.
Maybe there's a future episode,maybe I don't know, but she
says so.
This is kind of interesting.
She says a few days after youraccident there was a community
day and she goes.
And everybody was talking aboutChubstone was in this.
That's my name in the game,chubstone, okay.
Bianca (08:32):
Everybody was talking
about the Chubstone was in this
horrible accident and I keptsaying, well, what's his real
name?
What's his real name?
Maybe I know who he is, maybe Iand she says, nobody fucking
knows your real name.
Like, but is that day you'regonna tell me that, oh, like
yeah, we didn't know whataccident.
David (08:38):
Or like, there's not many
car accidents like that bad
yeah, I doubt there's that manybad ones with famous podcasters
right, but it's probably becausethey didn't hear your talk.
Bianca (08:47):
You were intubated
that's probably true yeah,
that's probably true and Ididn't.
David (08:53):
They didn't hear me say
welcome back right with my team
music, right, right, that'severybody thinks that's you.
Bianca (09:02):
I love that that's
fucking crazy, because what the
fuck?
There's no.
Anyways, you're not a badsinger it could be you, all
right.
David (09:11):
So another, have you
heard me?
Bianca (09:12):
sing.
David (09:12):
There's no way I think I
have pretty sure, pretty sure,
usually like bad bunny stuff,but still bad bunny stuff.
Bianca (09:25):
I don't even fucking
listen to Bad Bunny that much.
David (09:26):
It was a long time ago
and you had been drinking.
Let's just say that.
Bianca (09:33):
Wait, Wait.
What the fuck was this?
Okay?
David (09:37):
Oh, that's still playing.
Anyway, the next update.
I think we need to kind ofclose the loop.
Bianca (09:45):
You're going to show
your skull thing.
David (09:46):
Oh yeah, that's me Kind
of crazy right.
Bianca (09:55):
It is, but that's July
10th.
David (10:01):
So our accident was like
at 1130.
Bianca (10:05):
So on the 9th.
So everything happened.
This is like early, early're onthe 9th, so everything happened
this is like early earlymorning on the 10th, like 12.
Like you're probably, you areprobably in the house like I
woke up like at 2 in the morning, I think and they let me get
they.
Let me get out like at 3 in themorning, 4 in the morning, I
don't remember but it was the10th yeah, when they let me go,
(10:25):
yeah, it still doesn't makesense why the fuck he's acting
like.
I'm not gonna say he's acting,but like come on, there's no way
.
I didn't have like nothinghappened to me but that happened
.
David (10:39):
You think I broke my
skull before the accident I
think what happened?
Bianca (10:44):
since I was left
unconscious, you were like oh,
there's no way.
David (10:46):
This and I got like a
hammer.
Yeah, you got something and youhit yourself because I am very
competitive, and speaking of howcompetitive I can be right we
need an update update on keith,I knew it, I knew it so uh shit,
here we go again so this is theupdate everybody's really been
(11:06):
waiting for, right, and so thereason I feel like we should
close the loop.
Bianca (11:10):
It's not going to happen
.
Like you're playing hard to getat this point, You're just like
.
David (11:15):
This is the thing, right.
We met him at a Christmas party, right.
Bianca (11:21):
Yeah.
David (11:23):
And we had a Christmas
party in December.
Bianca (11:25):
Yeah.
David (11:26):
With all of the same
people, we got some new people.
Yeah, this recent one With allof the same people.
Bianca (11:33):
We got some new people,
but we lost some people too.
We lost some people too.
David (11:39):
And one of the people
that we lost.
That we didn't see he was notinvited.
I don't know, because we're notthe ones doing the inviting.
We're not coordinators of theseevents we show up.
Bianca (11:52):
We just get invited, we
show up, we do the meet and
greet, that's it.
David (11:54):
Our agents do all the
talking, yeah, and we just show
up to the applause.
Bianca (12:01):
We shake hands the
questions we share stories, take
a few pictures.
Yeah, a few signatures here andthere, signing boobs and stuff.
David (12:09):
Keith was not there
Keyword.
Bianca (12:12):
Keith was not there.
David (12:13):
So I think we need to
close this story up.
Yeah, Now this is where it'sdifficult for me, because I
never scored on the board and myscore stayed zero the whole
time.
You're lying.
What did I score?
Bianca (12:32):
Anything.
You bought him for his birthdaya pack of monsters and you took
them.
David (12:44):
Is that true?
Bianca (12:45):
Yes.
David (12:46):
I remember that.
Bianca (12:47):
That's crazy, because
you told me about it.
David (12:51):
It might be true.
It might be true.
Bianca (12:54):
Because she sent you,
she told you to go buy it.
David (12:59):
Okay, so that sounds true
.
Bianca (13:01):
It is.
David (13:01):
I don't remember what do
you mean.
I'm going to take your word forit.
So this is the thing.
I don't know how many points.
That is Right, but you didsomething for him.
I'm going to take your word forit.
Bianca (13:08):
So this is the thing.
I don't know how many points.
David (13:09):
That is Right, but you
did something for him, and so
you see him more than I do.
Bianca (13:16):
But it's not even like
that.
David (13:18):
I'm not biting him
monsters that we know of.
What that's crazy, but this isthe thing I don't know.
If you get negative points, why?
Because you've had someboyfriends during this time.
Bianca (13:31):
I do have a boyfriend.
David (13:33):
And so with me, I think
I've kind of been the same.
Bianca (13:41):
You're in the same
position, that's true.
David (13:42):
I haven't got any new
girlfriends.
I haven't got any newboyfriends, that's true.
I'm just stuck at zero.
Bianca (13:49):
Nothing has changed in
your relationship.
Nothing changed.
I have not moved up, I have notmoved back.
That's true, that's true.
David (13:57):
You've got some movement
on your side.
Bianca (13:59):
I always got movement,
but the thing is that I got ADHD
, so I can stay still.
I'll tell you that much, bro,what the fuck I'm telling you.
Okay, so let's just close itout All right.
David (14:13):
So I don't want to win, I
mean, I don't want to lose, I
don't know how to.
Bianca (14:17):
You want to lose I don't
know how to you want to win.
You know that.
David (14:19):
I do want to win, you
want to win, so we're going to
close the story.
We're not going.
I'm going to be honest with you.
It's been so long since I'veseen him I forget that he's a
story that we talk about on thepodcast like you at least see
him.
Bianca (14:38):
I just remember, because
I went back to school and I see
him like once in a while well,not once in a while like almost
every day yeah, so I think thatmeans you win.
David (14:46):
That's extra points for
you right there.
I probably haven't seen.
I have not seen him.
That I remember since beforechristmas, because I was
expecting to see him at thechristmas party, same same.
Bianca (15:00):
I was like kind of
excited because he got some good
stories.
David (15:03):
Not gonna lie, it was
entertaining all right, so
that's extra points for biancawhat the fuck for complimenting
someone yeah, she likes hisstories, and so sounds like
bianca took the lead.
You're gonna tell me you didn'tlike the stories and I'm gonna
be honest with you, I wasn'tpaying attention to it you're
lying I don't even know you'relying, you're lying, you are,
(15:24):
you are all right, so any otherupdates?
Do you have any news on gypsyrose that you you know that
people maybe want to hear about?
Bianca (15:35):
wasn't she trying to get
back with the first husband?
David (15:39):
I'm going to be honest
with you.
She's very hard for me tofollow.
Bianca (15:42):
Yeah, I mean, I lost
track on that.
David (15:44):
I lost track of her.
Bianca (15:46):
The Mendez brothers?
I mean, I don't even know.
So there is news on the Mendezbrothers.
David (15:50):
What happened?
So the district attorney, whichis Kim Kardashian no, kim
Kardashian was talking aboutsetting them free or changing
their sentence.
Bianca (16:02):
Oh, that's true, and he
was petitioning to the judge.
David (16:05):
Well, he was not
reelected, and so now there's a
new district attorney, oh, andhe has yet to decide, so the
boys are still in prison.
Bianca (16:15):
So you're still waiting
on the yes or no.
David (16:16):
And so we still they took
some steps back.
Let's say that, oh shit.
So any other stories that wecan update?
Bianca (16:28):
Honestly, I have no idea
.
David (16:32):
We're a little bit.
Bianca (16:33):
We're clueless right now
.
David (16:36):
We've been out of the
cycle for a little while.
Yeah, TikTok what the hell?
Okay, so let's talk aboutTikTok.
Bianca (16:44):
What the fuck.
David (16:45):
Yeah, so they took TikTok
away from us Kind of I'm going
to say kind of Because PresidentBiden on his last few days said
I'm not going to do anythingwith this.
Tiktok shut themselves downyeah, before President Trump
took office few days, said I'mnot gonna do anything with this
tiktok shut themselves down yeah, before president trump took
office.
And then, before he took office, they came back on their own.
(17:08):
They closed themselves, theyopened themselves.
Yeah, I didn't even notice thatthey were off, because I
noticed that they were back onlike I didn't even it went
through the face they were.
They were off for six hours it.
Bianca (17:24):
it was off and then I
couldn't get fucking access to
it and I got mad and I likeuninstalled it.
So I got pissed right.
I got like I was checking itlike every two to three minutes
and I was like what the hell?
I was like it's not showing,it's not showing, so I just
fucking deleted it and I gotfucking mad.
I was like, yeah, what the hell?
I was like it's not showing,it's not showing, so I just
fucking deleted it and I gotfucking mad.
I was like, yeah, I'm not goingto do this shit, they're not
going to have me checking everytwo to three minutes, right?
David (17:44):
Yeah.
Bianca (17:45):
Because that's what I do
, right.
So I deleted that shit, andthen they started saying like,
oh, like, it's back on.
David (18:01):
I was like what the fuck?
So that might be why nobody'scommenting on my tiktoks.
What happens when I?
Bianca (18:04):
send you a tiktok, have
you been?
I haven't opened them.
Oh yeah, so I only checkinstagram so I didn't even
realize.
If you guys want to catch medoing something.
I'm on instagram I.
David (18:11):
You know what.
That makes a lot of sensebecause you don't send me
tiktoks anymore, you're sendingme Instagrams.
Bianca (18:16):
This is you and you
never sent me.
I didn't tell you.
David (18:19):
You never sent me
Instagrams before, and now, all
of a sudden, I'm gettingInstagrams up the wazoo.
That makes sense.
I know a few people who are inyour situation that deleted it.
Bianca (18:30):
But yeah, I deleted it
because I didn't want to have
them like having me lookingstupid.
David (18:34):
I was like nobody's going
to do that yeah no, nobody's
gonna do that.
They look stupid.
Yeah, because they they got aless user, that's true.
So I didn't delete nothing.
So I still getting products.
They sent me products and I dothem and so we can sells, and I
did.
However, the day before or twodays before, I cashed out all
(18:59):
the money that they had on myaccount I had a bunch of
commissions and stuff Cashed itall out.
It's already building back up.
Bianca (19:08):
Might as well.
David (19:10):
From what I understand,
the agreement is that they're
giving them 75 days to get soldor whatever, so they may shut it
down again.
I don't know.
Bianca (19:20):
That's weird.
David (19:24):
Yeah.
Alright, any other President,trump is president again.
Bianca (19:29):
Again.
David (19:29):
We're doing part two of
that now.
Oh, they're doing the massdeportations.
I guess that's kind of new.
Bianca (19:37):
Oh, that's true, they're
doing all that shit extra too.
David (19:39):
I haven't seen anything
in Brownsville but I'm sure it's
coming.
Bianca (19:42):
I mean allegedly, they
fucking started saying that they
were checking storage units andstuff, why they're Do they
think people live in storageunits Apparently?
David (19:54):
That's interesting.
So I think that's it for thisepisode.
Bianca (20:02):
I think so too.
David (20:03):
I mean, I have, I don't
have any more updates, but we're
back and my condolencesofficially.
I've talked to you since then,but no you did give me your
condolences.
I did, I did.
But, now everybody knows that Idid it.
Bianca (20:20):
He just does it for the
fans.
I did, I did.
But now everybody knows that Idid it.
He just does it for the fans, Idid it.
That's it.
It's the optics of it, right,it's the optics of it Right
right, right.
David (20:34):
So we're recording video
of our podcast and we're putting
them on YouTube if you want tosee what we look like in the
little kind of the under thetable looks that we give each
other don't say that.
What are you talking about?
Don't bring up that.
You can see our facialreactions.
Bianca (20:56):
I showed a picture of my
x-ray you can see that.
David (21:01):
Um, I am going to be
editing this because I'm leaving
out of town soon, yeah, and sohopefully, all of this will be
up and ready um very soon.
But we're back and we're gonnatry to do better and I do this.
So I'm not going to say we'regoing to be back because I don't
want to jinx it anymore.
Bianca (21:21):
Honestly, because it
happens every fucking time.
I fucking hate it.
David (21:26):
I can tell you this
Bianca and I do our best.
We love the podcast.
We do.
We appreciate our fans.
This is what we do, anyway.
We talk all day about this kindof stuff.
Bianca (21:40):
Yeah, because at this
point, like right now, our heads
are fucking all over the place.
Well, my head is all over theplace and it's blank right now
on topics like this.
So if you guys want to send usa message, well, not on TikTok,
because I don't have TikTok.
David (21:56):
You know, what I should
do is I should give you our
TikTok.
Bianca (22:00):
No, I wanted my TikTok.
I don't want to see midgets onthe fucking TikTok that you have
.
I swear he was always sendingme fucking midgets so she likes
short people that do fist bumpsyou're not gonna fucking bring
that up.
I swear you're not you're notthat's it for today.
We will talk to you all soon.
David (22:18):
You're not, you're not.
That's it for today.
We will talk to you all soonand we're going to be here so.
Bianca (22:27):
Hopefully we're still
going to be here.
Don't jinx us, bianca, what I'msaying hopefully, because
you're the one that's sayingthat yeah, we're going to be
here.
And then something fuckingshows up, something fucking
happens, anyways.
David (22:39):
Talk to y.