August 23, 2024 • 37 mins
What happens when a 4th of July celebration turns into a scene from a horror movie? This episode recounts the harrowing shark attacks that grabbed nationwide attention, including a viral TikTok video showcasing a woman's life-changing injuries and her husband's heroic efforts to protect her. As we dissect these chilling events, we examine the baffling behavior of the shark in shallow waters and contemplate the broader implications for beach safety.
Ever wondered if mermaids or megalodons might be real? Join us as we journey through the ocean's most mysterious and uncharted territories. From extraordinary human-animal interactions, like a woman in Port Isabel who shares a unique bond with dolphins and a manatee, to the astonishing scale of the Great Barrier Reef, we cover it all. With a humorous twist, we even redefine "oceanography" in a way that will leave you chuckling.
As if that wasn't enough, we dive into the unusual activity of this year's hurricane season and a whimsical theory about the ocean expanding by 1.2 square miles annually. We celebrate Keith's birthday with quirky stories of Americans playing in Venice's floodwaters and offer an update on Gypsy Rose's pregnancy. Plus, stay tuned for exciting announcements, including Bianca's new DJ business and our upcoming content. Don't forget to follow us on social media for the latest updates and join us again next week for more captivating tales!
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey, we didn't start it, but yeah, it's a work in
process.
It's a work in process.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We're going to get there and we're starting early.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What are we talking about today?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So recently.
I think it's already going tobe a few weeks in the show Once
we post this one.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, this is coming.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, this one's like .
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Might skip.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I mean, we're like three weeks ahead anyways I
might squeeze it in yeah becausethis is timely yeah, so you're
gonna put it.
Yeah, whenever you put it yeahanyways.
Um, so it was the 4th of julyrecently, right, and as many
people heard on the news, therewas a bit of a shark biting
(01:08):
spree.
It sounds scary and it itlooked very scary.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
To be honest, this is why I don't go to the beach
when I mess with the ocean inany way when I first thought and
I haven't been in the water ina while- yeah, it looks like you
don't shower anyways, jesuschrist and that came out of
nowhere, so I didn't think itwas real.
And then, if it was real, Ididn't think it was going to be
(01:37):
that bad right and then mytiktok happened and I was like
holy shit, just TikTok justhappened, just appeared.
It looked bad.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It looked pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So that we know of like proof or whatever that they
started posting was a lady thatgot what most of her calf Her
calf muscle was completelyremoved.
Yes, and then I guess a husbandgot attacked while he was
trying to push off the sharksomehow.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Right.
So we're not completely clear.
We know two people are in thehospital.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
In the video of the lady that's getting drug out of
the water that we saw on TikTok,I saw a man punching a shark in
really shallow water.
I know he was injured.
I don't know if that's countingas a shark bite, because he
fought it off I mean somewherehe probably put in his hand, in
(02:40):
the teeth he got hurt a littlebit, not like to the lady's
extent right, but he was injurednot put in the hospital, like I
would say probably him.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Hitting the water caused the damage, not hitting
the shark I don't know becauseit wasn't like like they were
kind of near by the edge yes butit was shallow water like a
foot deep or so yeah, didn'tlook deep yeah it looked like
(03:12):
and I'm not a shark expert ofany sort right I know that's
shocking to everybody.
What what I'm not a oh, that'strue, you're a bird expert, bird
expert yes, sharks are a littlebit different.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I don't hear a bunch of bird attacks.
But the way that I saw thevideo, right this lady was a
grown woman, let's say that,yeah, full grown woman.
And I think she was unconsciousalready, because I saw them
slapping her.
And if they weren't, if?
(03:49):
She's not, that's true she'snot unconscious and they're just
slapping her with.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean she probably went into shock.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Wait, because she wasn't right if she's not
unconscious and they're slappingher after she got bit by a
shark, that's pretty rude, right?
So I'm assuming that she'sunconscious.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I've imagined her being awake and getting slapped
after she got bit.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
My bad, my bad.
She got bit by a shark andpeople are like what the fuck
were you doing out in the water?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So I'm assuming it's.
The only thing that makes senseto me is that she's unconscious
.
And they're trying to wake herup, but they blurred out her
face, so I can't be 100% sure.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, right, but you just thought she got slapped
across the face.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I saw that they're slapping her Several times,
several times, and so, whilethey didn't pull her all the way
out of the water, no water no,which was a little confusing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
you could still see the waves, yeah, hitting she's
still in the water yeah and so,while they're still in the water
, it looked to me.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Like I said, I'm not a shark expert right looked like
the shark was coming back toget her more, and that's when
the guy stopped the shark fromgoing, yeah and he's like no, no
, no, no, no, I need to see someidea Whatever he said to the
shark to turn it around right,and so he got injured.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Not to the extent of the lady right.
But somehow, yeah, I know hegot injured and I don't know if
it's because he's a man.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He hasn't said exactly how he got injured.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well, I assume he got injured by wrestling the shark
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Right, why he couldn't just put him in a
headlock or something.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm not sure.
I know that.
Nobody was slapping him or theshark or the shark, and I think
there was like a.
I think there was a total offour people injured by sharks.
Let's say but I think it waslike throughout his track, his
in the same day up and down thebeach, yeah, and so I think,
(05:50):
right there there was two okay,yeah, right, there was two, and
then further down, or I don'tknow if it was before yeah, I
don't know that either, butthere was another incident.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I mean there's not that many information on the
internet of what exactlyhappened, but I think it was the
same shark.
They did say it was the sameshark they were tracking.
They think it was the same onethat attacked them they noticed
probably like the bites, how hebit or something.
The tattoos.
He probably had like aremarkable tattoo that they
could check I mean don't think,I think they caught a serial
(06:23):
killer like that right with hisuh biting bite mind marks yeah
yes, that is a way I thinkthat's how they found him pretty
sure yeah makes sense.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So having said all of that right, we decided well,
I'm not gonna get bit by a shark.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
well, we decided we're gonna talk about the
mysteries of the ocean.
Oh right, oh yeah, yeah, we cando that and we're going to talk
about the mysteries of theocean.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh Right, oh yeah.
Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And so we're going to talk about the mysteries of the
ocean, and so we have someinteresting facts.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That Amy came up with apparently.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, we had her.
Look her up, If any of theseare wrong there's going to be a
second write-up for Amy Right,she's doing me dirty on this.
She's doing way too much.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
She's extra, she's extra we're not paying her extra
, but she is no doubt she'sextra.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, for sure.
Okay, so the first interestingfact that I have.
It says the ocean covers over70 of the earth's surface I
think we did learn that inelementary somebody did.
I'm not gonna say that I did,but um however however we've
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only About 5% of the ocean.
What yeah?
So out of the ocean, 70%.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So we only have 5% of the ocean that we know of, and
just from there we're gettingsharks that are trying to eat us
.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Right, you know, it doesn't make you wonder.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What else yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
What's going on with these sharks?
I have no idea Because when Iwas little, sharks didn't do
that.
None of this was happening.
I noticed that we didn't haveany of this stuff happen before
SpaceX got here.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, that's true, Right, because why are sharks
attacking over there inmatamoros and bocachica beach?
What the back that beach is?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
like a thousand times bigger than over here exactly
and there's nothing happeningover there.
It's weird, maybe.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Maybe I mean people were at the beach.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Maybe the sharks are racist.
Maybe that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What he knew, like people were going to come down
here from.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well, he's like I'm not going to go to Florida, I'm
not going to go to Matamoros,the fuck is that going to do?
I'm going to go get the whitemeat over there and tell Padre.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Makes sense.
It makes more sense than anyother theories we've had.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
All right, we're so fucked.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
So number two, the deepest part of the ocean, is
called the Challenger Deep andit's over 36,000 feet deep,
almost 11,000 meters.
For those of you who are nothere in the United States,
because we do have listeners allover the world, we do Fun fact.
(09:30):
And so that is deeper thanMount Everest is tall.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh, which is really weird to me, that's fucking, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You know I've seen some big mountains, but I don't
think I've seen like one of thetop 10 mountains.
Mountains are pretty big.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You see, that's why I don't do hiking or nothing like
that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Like I haven't seen any of the top 10 biggest
mountains because I don't evenknow if any of them are in the
United States.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Now that I think about it, like they're like in
Fiji and way over there, I'm notgoing to go all the way over
there and then to walk or hike amountain, fuck, no.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Well, so I know this right, when you go to Mount
Everest for the people who havegone, they give you a souvenir.
It takes days to get to the top.
Oh hell, no Days, fuck it takesdays to get to the top days fuck
so that's pretty crazy, okay,so now when we talk about the
mid ocean ridge, that is thelargest mountain range on the
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planet it's also inside of theocean, and it is 40,000 miles
long 40 000 miles so to go fromhere to from brownsville, let's
say brownsville to the tip oftexas on the other side, that's
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about 1 000 miles and it take.
I've driven that.
It took me like 15 hours, soimagine 40 of those.
And then swimming, and thenswimming it.
That's pretty crazy.
Who the fuck does that?
You know, it sounds likesomebody measured this right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, somebody measured this, somebody had to
go in there.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
But think about this.
So they measured this mountainrange.
This is a different part of theocean than the challenger deep,
which is like a crater or acavern right, so deep okay, and
then the other one is a mountainrange.
So those are different, right.
Right, one is 36 000 feet talltall or deep, I mean and then
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the other one is 40,000 miles,and so you take that information
and then you realize thatthat's less than 5% of the ocean
, because we've alreadydiscovered those things.
Yeah, it's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And that's just part of the 5%.
It's not Right, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, that's.
So let's say mermaids are realat this point we can't say that
they're not, not confidently, wecan't Right.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Like you could say, like it's just like saying
aliens are real or not real.
You can't say for sure they'renot real, Right.
Right Because how many galaxieshave we investigated to rule
out Aliens?
Like for sure, there's noaliens here.
We haven't even done our owngalaxy, true, even our own solar
system.
So definitely mermaids could bereal.
(12:42):
Another thing that could bereal.
Speaking of sharks, do you knowwhat Megalodon is?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That giant, the one in the movies, yeah, yeah.
Could be real.
How do we know?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
What about the sea serpent?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Probably real Sounds real, for sure.
Why wouldn't there be?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Man.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So this is something I know is very weird to me, but
you know we were talking aboutme being a birder.
I have a friend who they callthe dolphin whisperer.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
What.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, she has a boat.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
In Port Isabel and she takes people out to go see
dolphins Right and she has beendoing to go see dolphins Right.
And she has been doing this forlike 30, 40 years and so she
calls that dolphin group hertribe.
She doesn't feed them, but shegoes out there every day and she
talks to them and all thisstuff and she can.
She talks to them and she canget them to like jump out of the
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water.
Like it's like really cool howmuch, how well she connects to
these what is she doing, ah, orwhatever she makes, she makes
these, she claps and she doesstuff and they, they do tricks
for her and so how, the fuckwhat yeah, I'm gonna take you
one of these days because itit's actually super cool, and so
she.
She takes people out right andshe's been going to the same
(14:03):
exact spot and knows all ofthese dolphins.
She knows them by name, right,because their fins are different
and they do different things.
There was a time not too longago, I think seven years ago or
so.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
One of them had a baby little dolphin.
Like about this like two feet,three feet, big little baby.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
A baby.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Baby dolphin.
It was sick, mm-hmm.
Those dolphins brought her thebaby, yeah, and she took it to
the Texas State Aquarium.
Okay, they got it better andshe brought it back to them.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
They took the baby back in.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
That's weird.
So she has this relationshipwith these dolphins.
Anyway, because of her, I knowsomething else that not a lot of
people know here you go.
But I'm going to tell you Right, secrets out, okay.
Do you know what a manatee is?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, the fat ones.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Right.
Live in Florida.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Every winter, for some reason, one manatee swims
from Florida to here.
Spends like three months herewith her dolphin, so it's around
the same.
Spends about three months here.
And then it swims all the wayback every year for the last,
(15:29):
just that one.
It's one manatee and I don'tknow why it does it.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't know how it figured that out I mean recently
they did post a manatee overthere by the what what do they
call it?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
the where the rocks are at yeah, the jettities,
that's the same place.
It's the same place that'swhere it's at that's where the
dolphins are.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I think there was like two this time two or three.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
They posted a video yeah, so there's one for sure
that I know about.
That comes every year, andmaybe she's bringing people with
her.
I don't know why they're coming, because I feel like they don't
have the right food over hereand they don't stay but they do
come All right.
So here we go.
The largest living structure,the great barrier reef which is
(16:20):
over by australia, is 1400 mileslong, or 2250 kilometers shit
also I mean, you see, this iswhy I couldn't be a scientist.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I'm not gonna measure it, I'm not gonna walk or swim
all the way down there toimagine the person fuck, no,
somebody's got to hold that tapemeasure, right from one way to
another.
If they let it go, they'regonna do it again and like
they're walking 1400 miles rightyeah, and so you can't even go
to the bathroom during all thistime.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Right, you got to hold it.
You can't move.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
You probably do it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Just go in the water Might as well.
Okay, so get this.
Did you know that there is apornography?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
What Wait, wait, wait Of what?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
For the ocean.
Huh, so it is so what do yousee?
Seahorses and stuff not exactlysure, oh, but it is pornography
for the ocean or porn for theocean wait, is it like a black
web or something?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
yeah, or let's call it a blue web, blue web it's
called oceanography nah, you'refucking lying look it up.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Look it up.
You're gonna see naked picturesof the ocean.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Guaranteed, guaranteed all right, okay, it's
a real thing okay yeah thebranch of science that deals
with the physical and biologicalproperties and phenomena of the
sea.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
It is basically that's what porn is for people
yeah same thing, same thing,same same.
All right, so the ocean isresponsible for regulating the
earth's climate and the gulfstream alone.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
So I don't think that's working out pretty good,
not for everybody.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
The Gulf Stream alone is responsible for keeping
Europe relatively mild.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Relatively.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I don't know what the relative to what is, but I've
been to Europe.
It's not that mild.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It's actually mild, no, Actually we're near hundreds
.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
We have past hundreds .
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Well, here we have, yeah, In Europe.
I don't know what they get.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I don't live in Europe, so I don't know, I don't
care.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, so the deepest living fish is an angler fish.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
That we know of.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That we know of.
Yeah, that is included in the5% that we know of.
That we know of yeah, that isincluded in the five percent
that we know.
Right, also true, and it can befound 10 000 feet below the
surface 10 000 it's pretty deep,you know.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I think another thing we should talk about during
this episode is that submarinethat crashed recently oh, that's
true where that billionairewent down with his carbon fiber
submarine it's fucking crazy,like who thought they didn't
test it out.
Like I mean, they did test itout, but it wasn't like how can
(19:30):
I say?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So this is the thing those of us who have been around
carbon fiber.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Right.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
We know that it's super strong and we know that
it's super light, but we alsoknow that it wears out and it
expires, like just right withtime right, and so we know a
little bit about this from ourmechanic days.
With carbon fiber parts on carsand things like that, they
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don't last forever, and so foryou to build a submarine out of
carbon fiber.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I think they kind of knew where they were getting at.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
That wasn't.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
What if the wife signed a contract to send their
husbands on the submarine andkeep all the money?
I'm just saying If I wasoffered the choice, like if my
husband had money, because if hedidn't have money I'll make him
work for his money and theneventually take it away money,
because if he didn't have moneyI'll make him work for his money
and then eventually take itaway.
But let's just say as a wife ifmy husband was a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
There's a chance of getting him out of the picture
and me keeping the money goahead, take sail away hell yeah
give him the first timeexperience of his life so in
that one story, most of them Idon't care if they wanted to
explore and they were willing torisk their lives.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I get that, but there was a boy on there that didn't
want to go so it's kind of yeah,that sucks so this one, I mean,
he knew it was sketchy enoughyeah, he didn't want to go.
I can't imagine forcingsomebody to do that okay and he
probably didn't want to be withold people in the submarine so
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another thing.
So I mean I couldn't do fourpeople of you just being in the
same room like talking and stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I talk, talk a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, I kind of get how the kid feels.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, I mean, talking is good for a podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, but not as a hanging out.
No, you better shut the fuck up.
I'm not doing that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Right, but in the summer, what the fuck are you
going to look at and talk aboutsomething?
It's not like you're going tosee an octopus.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I don't know what they can see.
I will say this how?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
deep were they going?
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
So that one that went to the bottom.
I think it was this, theChallenger Deep, I think so,
36,000 feet below.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Shit, that was pretty deep.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Deep, deep, anyway.
Anyway, you say I talk a lot,but I will remind you that we
had lunch today and I was notthe one that talked the most.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Just so you know.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, you see what I gotta do with that homie.
You think I'm gonna deal withit with you.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Makes sense.
Yeah, point taken.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Fine.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
So this is another weird one.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
The ocean is home to the largest waterfall in the
world, and I did do someresearch on this.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
A waterfall.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
A waterfall in the ocean A waterfall.
Like waterfalls.
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
There's no gravity in the ocean.
What do you mean?
A waterfall?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
So to clarify what you just said, there is gravity
in the ocean.
What it's less gravity, it'sless Well, it's buoyancy right,
so it's still gravity.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Exactly, but it's not gravity.
It's not gravity at its fullpotential.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Let's put it like that Okay, I'll meet you there.
So the denmark strait cataractis a submarine waterfall that
flows down the slope of theocean let me see where my slope
of the notes here.
So this is a submarinewaterfall.
So instead of flowing over acliff like a traditional
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waterfall, this Denmark Straitcataract flows down a slope in
the ocean floor.
Now this is where it gets alittle hard for me to follow,
but it's water.
It is water.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Okay, how do they see it?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
So they don't see it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Wait what.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
So, instead of it being so, this doesn't make
sound and it doesn't make.
You can't see it, but they knowthat it's there because it is a
dense flow of cold, salty waterthat is different from the
water that it's flowing.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So it's just salty water different from the water
around it.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Right, it's still the ocean, right, so the water
that's around it is also salty,but it's less salty and you just
see a slope you don't seeanything oh, you don't see the.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You see a slope and they don't see anyone you don't
even see the salt, since it'ssuper salty, no so what this
particular denmark straitcataract plays a crucial role,
easy for me to say in the oceancirculation and climate
regulation.
I don't think it's doing us ajob.
(24:56):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, you're pretty adamant that climate change
isn't working as much as itshould anymore.
It has been very hot and Idon't know when hurricane season
usually starts, but we'vealready had like two but it
hasn't started and it hasn't.
I don't think it started.
It's july 9th.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
We've had two hurricanes already yeah, oh geez
all right wait so it's likejust a saltier part of the water
.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
And it's colder.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
If it was warmer I would understand it being the
pee that everyone pees in theocean and stuff.
It would make sense.
But colder I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
This is what I think.
To use your logic.
Yeah, I think the rest of theocean is the pee.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh shit, and this is the only part that's not, yeah,
okay, so check this out.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Hurricane season goes from june 1st to november 30th
and we are july 9th and we'vealready had two hurricanes hit
apparently over here allegedly.
We got in two her we had whatwas the first one called I mean
I think we'll just call it hereuh, what's called hurricane, uh,
stairs, yeah so what was it?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
rains, but not like a full storm.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah, so when I'm old and I'm telling people, I'm
gonna say it's a full storm,okay, I'm windy, I'm counting.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You saw cars flying, so we're having your cattle was
flying my cattle, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
So hurricane burl just flew past us.
Yeah, um, we're still dealingwith some today.
It got pretty rough today a Alittle bit.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
What the rain that lasted like what 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
There was thunder and wind.
It wasn't that bad, maybe wayover in Brownsville where you
live.
I was dealing with it today.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I mean, I heard the thunder, but it wasn't that bad
Come on.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Well, it was bad over here, all right.
And then the last little funfact and I hope everybody's
having over here, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
And then the last little fun fact.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
And I hope everybody's having fun here With
these facts.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
That Amy put on the list.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I might just write her up.
Anyway, it wasn't that.
Anyway, keep on going with thefacts.
So the last one Right that.
So the last one right.
The ocean is still expanding,with new ocean crust being
created at a rate of 1.2 squaremiles per year you're fucking
(27:39):
lying still getting bigger.
So 1.2 square miles isequivalent to three square
kilometers a year.
Every year it's getting bigger.
We're fucked so pretty soon.
So this is what I don't get.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You know what?
At this point write Amy up.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I'm not dealing with this shit.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, clearly, the climate change is her fault,
right.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm blaming her.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
for that I mean Atlantis is already underwater.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Right, and I think we're probably going to have to
do an episode all about Atlantis.
And we've talked about doingone about octopus.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I mean, isn't Venice like going underwater?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It is very close to being underwater.
So I do know that it'sconstantly flooded yeah and I've
talked to people who live thereyeah and they hate it when
americans go because americansplay in the water like they
think it's funny I mean it is Iguess it is how the fuck is it
not wait?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
wait, y'all are sinking, yeah y'all are all
gonna drown I mean, if anything,I'll just like get people to
come over here maybe it's an oldtown, I can imagine, so they
built it in the water anyway.
Yeah, they got history, butthey kind of knew what they were
getting into.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I kind of see it that way too.
A little bit it's like why didyou build it inside of the ocean
already?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
yeah and like maybe they can and now you're saying
that we can play in the wateryeah, it's a little rude I mean,
I don't know we have someupdates you're gonna talk about
the famous birthday oh, you got,I wasn't gonna talk about that,
(29:24):
but since you brought it up, Ithought you're gonna talk about
that now.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
so since you brought it up, I thought you were going
to talk about that.
So Keith's birthday is today.
Happy birthday, keith.
Well, today it's as we'rerecording this, as we're
recording this and update.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
David got him a present which I didn't All right
.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
So I guess that edges me closer.
But I have not.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Looks like I'm taking the lead closer, but I have not
slept with him yet.
Same.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Don't know how much longer I can hold out.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
You already got him a present, you told me.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, so I didn't think that out completely
completely but but the updatethat I had in mind okay was
(30:18):
gypsy rose.
Oh, that's true is pregnant.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
She is.
Let's get these sounds right.
You shouldn't be a dj.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'll tell you that yeah, this is clearly in my
wheelhouse oh yeah, she'spregnant 11 weeks, she said on
the 11 weeks.
Yes, she's gonna have her childin january so congratulations
to her we'll see um how's thatgoing?
It's not with the guy that shegot married to not whenever she
(30:42):
got out of prison.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Like the first one, it was a boyfriend that she had
before she was released yeah shegot back with him.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yep, they seem very happy.
We wish her well.
Um, I don't know how to saythis, but I don't she sounded
very logical.
On the interview yes, and Idon't think the bar set super
high for her her no, so I thinkshe should be good she didn't
have a good.
Her personal mom wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Not a good personal experience.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Pretty sure she's going to be a better mom than
that.
Yeah, we'll hope so and, like Isaid, we wish her well we hope
she makes it out.
The names David and Bianca areavailable If she's having
trouble coming up with names.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Right, we do come up with really good names.
Well, I do come up with reallygood names.
You know what David wanted meto call my kid?
Well, I have Brooklyn.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Right, and it's after Brooklyn, new York.
Right, it's just, it just cameup right.
I like B names.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Sure Bianca.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
My name starts with a , b so we were going through
names.
Tell me why David suggestedBronx.
I think that's a good name.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
That's a good name, because you have Brooklyn and
Bronx.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
So at first it sounded like very cool Brooklyn
and Bronx, right.
But it's like, bro, you nevereven gone to New York.
Like what the fuck are youdoing, right?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, but still so.
This was my thinking, just sowe're all on the same page.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay, let's judge you .
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Is there was there's seven boroughs of New York City.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I'm not going to have seven kids.
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
But I was thinking it would limit to you, like you
can't have more than seven,because then you're out of names
.
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
What the fuck is the thing about having seven kids?
What?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I was like, because this is the thing, if you're
just doing any B names, there'smillions of B names.
The sky's the limit for howmany kids you can have.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
No.
But, if you're stuck, but couldbe a good one.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
If you're stuck at boroughs of New York City, I
don't even know that there'sseven, but I know there's not a
million.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
What do you think of my name of a kid, benjamin
Franklin Beethoven?
I knew a kid, benjamin FranklinBeethoven.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
So I knew a guy named Benjamin Franklin.
Shut the fuck up 100% true,when I was a Jehovah's Witness
he was one too.
What so?
There's five boroughs.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
You go over here saying seven.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I know, but so this is even better.
So you would have Manhattan,Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens there's
your gay kid right there andStaten Island.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Staten Island.
I don't know, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, well, I mean, you don't have to worry about it
anymore, because you named yourkid something completely
different, right.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I'll probably change his name then, I guess.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
But completely different, right, I'll probably
change his name then I guess,but I'm not gonna go to seven to
seven kids, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well what about queens?
It's five.
Well, he got an option.
If he decides that he's gonnago to through another route, he
can go for queens I'll be okaywith that.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Maybe it's his nickname, yeah, or maybe bronx
is his nickname.
Maybe he's to grow up and be aboxer or something.
Bryson the Bronx.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Why did you get that nickname?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Because my sister's from New York City.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
From her soul.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Right, right.
I don't even think Brooklynwants to go to New York.
I'll tell you that?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Well, not today, but maybe tomorrow.
Just don't even mention itwants to go to New.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
York.
I'll tell you that.
Well, not today, but maybetomorrow.
Just don't even mention it.
Do we have any more updates?
No, I think it was just theGypsy one.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Gypsy Rose and then the Heath.
So that's it for today, yep.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
If we get an update about the shark attack we to
interview the shark.
I'll tell you that we will putthe update, but of course we
want him in a cage or somethingwhere he is not able to.
You know, bite yeah, in acontrolled environment with a
muzzle.
Yeah, I could do that.
If you want to put it on him,go, go ahead, no I don't, I
don't want anything to do withthat shark in fact I don't go in
(35:12):
the ocean as much as I used toyeah, I mean I'm gonna
go in less no, are you goinglike I'm next weekend or
something?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
going next weekend.
I'm just hoping that the sharkstays full until next weekend.
Right, like, how often do theyeat?
They can't eat every day.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's true.
How much do they have to eat aday?
I?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
If Amy would have been on her Her best
investigating.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
She would have given us that information.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, we could have had that on hand, but I guess
Amy don't even look it up rightnow.
It's fucking useless, we'redone we're done this episode's
over.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Follow us on all of our socials.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
We are on tiktok facebook guys, go ahead and
follow se la come 956.
Huh, go ahead and give it ashot.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
I come out on a tiktok oh yeah, that's gonna be,
that's gonna be huge yeah andso we're gonna.
We were at Spanky's doing acollaboration and you're gonna
see Bianca more and then soonshe's gonna have her DJ business
going and we will be at yourquince at your quince, at your
(36:24):
baby showers, wherever you wantus and follow us wherever you
get your podcasts.
For sure, talk to you next weekbye guys.
Hey, we didn't start it, but yeah, it's a work in
process.
It's a work in process.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We're going to get there and we're starting early.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What are we talking about today?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So recently.
I think it's already going tobe a few weeks in the show Once
we post this one.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, this is coming.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, this one's like .
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Might skip.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I mean, we're like three weeks ahead anyways I
might squeeze it in yeah becausethis is timely yeah, so you're
gonna put it.
Yeah, whenever you put it yeahanyways.
Um, so it was the 4th of julyrecently, right, and as many
people heard on the news, therewas a bit of a shark biting
(01:08):
spree.
It sounds scary and it itlooked very scary.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
To be honest, this is why I don't go to the beach
when I mess with the ocean inany way when I first thought and
I haven't been in the water ina while- yeah, it looks like you
don't shower anyways, jesuschrist and that came out of
nowhere, so I didn't think itwas real.
And then, if it was real, Ididn't think it was going to be
(01:37):
that bad right and then mytiktok happened and I was like
holy shit, just TikTok justhappened, just appeared.
It looked bad.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It looked pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So that we know of like proof or whatever that they
started posting was a lady thatgot what most of her calf Her
calf muscle was completelyremoved.
Yes, and then I guess a husbandgot attacked while he was
trying to push off the sharksomehow.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Right.
So we're not completely clear.
We know two people are in thehospital.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
In the video of the lady that's getting drug out of
the water that we saw on TikTok,I saw a man punching a shark in
really shallow water.
I know he was injured.
I don't know if that's countingas a shark bite, because he
fought it off I mean somewherehe probably put in his hand, in
(02:40):
the teeth he got hurt a littlebit, not like to the lady's
extent right, but he was injurednot put in the hospital, like I
would say probably him.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Hitting the water caused the damage, not hitting
the shark I don't know becauseit wasn't like like they were
kind of near by the edge yes butit was shallow water like a
foot deep or so yeah, didn'tlook deep yeah it looked like
(03:12):
and I'm not a shark expert ofany sort right I know that's
shocking to everybody.
What what I'm not a oh, that'strue, you're a bird expert, bird
expert yes, sharks are a littlebit different.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I don't hear a bunch of bird attacks.
But the way that I saw thevideo, right this lady was a
grown woman, let's say that,yeah, full grown woman.
And I think she was unconsciousalready, because I saw them
slapping her.
And if they weren't, if?
(03:49):
She's not, that's true she'snot unconscious and they're just
slapping her with.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean she probably went into shock.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Wait, because she wasn't right if she's not
unconscious and they're slappingher after she got bit by a
shark, that's pretty rude, right?
So I'm assuming that she'sunconscious.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I've imagined her being awake and getting slapped
after she got bit.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
My bad, my bad.
She got bit by a shark andpeople are like what the fuck
were you doing out in the water?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So I'm assuming it's.
The only thing that makes senseto me is that she's unconscious
.
And they're trying to wake herup, but they blurred out her
face, so I can't be 100% sure.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, right, but you just thought she got slapped
across the face.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I saw that they're slapping her Several times,
several times, and so, whilethey didn't pull her all the way
out of the water, no water no,which was a little confusing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
you could still see the waves, yeah, hitting she's
still in the water yeah and so,while they're still in the water
, it looked to me.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Like I said, I'm not a shark expert right looked like
the shark was coming back toget her more, and that's when
the guy stopped the shark fromgoing, yeah and he's like no, no
, no, no, no, I need to see someidea Whatever he said to the
shark to turn it around right,and so he got injured.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Not to the extent of the lady right.
But somehow, yeah, I know hegot injured and I don't know if
it's because he's a man.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He hasn't said exactly how he got injured.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well, I assume he got injured by wrestling the shark
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Right, why he couldn't just put him in a
headlock or something.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm not sure.
I know that.
Nobody was slapping him or theshark or the shark, and I think
there was like a.
I think there was a total offour people injured by sharks.
Let's say but I think it waslike throughout his track, his
in the same day up and down thebeach, yeah, and so I think,
(05:50):
right there there was two okay,yeah, right, there was two, and
then further down, or I don'tknow if it was before yeah, I
don't know that either, butthere was another incident.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I mean there's not that many information on the
internet of what exactlyhappened, but I think it was the
same shark.
They did say it was the sameshark they were tracking.
They think it was the same onethat attacked them they noticed
probably like the bites, how hebit or something.
The tattoos.
He probably had like aremarkable tattoo that they
could check I mean don't think,I think they caught a serial
(06:23):
killer like that right with hisuh biting bite mind marks yeah
yes, that is a way I thinkthat's how they found him pretty
sure yeah makes sense.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So having said all of that right, we decided well,
I'm not gonna get bit by a shark.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
well, we decided we're gonna talk about the
mysteries of the ocean.
Oh right, oh yeah, yeah, we cando that and we're going to talk
about the mysteries of theocean.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh Right, oh yeah.
Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And so we're going to talk about the mysteries of the
ocean, and so we have someinteresting facts.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That Amy came up with apparently.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, we had her.
Look her up, If any of theseare wrong there's going to be a
second write-up for Amy Right,she's doing me dirty on this.
She's doing way too much.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
She's extra, she's extra we're not paying her extra
, but she is no doubt she'sextra.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, for sure.
Okay, so the first interestingfact that I have.
It says the ocean covers over70 of the earth's surface I
think we did learn that inelementary somebody did.
I'm not gonna say that I did,but um however however we've
(07:37):
only About 5% of the ocean.
What yeah?
So out of the ocean, 70%.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So we only have 5% of the ocean that we know of, and
just from there we're gettingsharks that are trying to eat us
.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Right, you know, it doesn't make you wonder.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What else yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
What's going on with these sharks?
I have no idea Because when Iwas little, sharks didn't do
that.
None of this was happening.
I noticed that we didn't haveany of this stuff happen before
SpaceX got here.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, that's true, Right, because why are sharks
attacking over there inmatamoros and bocachica beach?
What the back that beach is?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
like a thousand times bigger than over here exactly
and there's nothing happeningover there.
It's weird, maybe.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Maybe I mean people were at the beach.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Maybe the sharks are racist.
Maybe that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What he knew, like people were going to come down
here from.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well, he's like I'm not going to go to Florida, I'm
not going to go to Matamoros,the fuck is that going to do?
I'm going to go get the whitemeat over there and tell Padre.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Makes sense.
It makes more sense than anyother theories we've had.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
All right, we're so fucked.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
So number two, the deepest part of the ocean, is
called the Challenger Deep andit's over 36,000 feet deep,
almost 11,000 meters.
For those of you who are nothere in the United States,
because we do have listeners allover the world, we do Fun fact.
(09:30):
And so that is deeper thanMount Everest is tall.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh, which is really weird to me, that's fucking, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You know I've seen some big mountains, but I don't
think I've seen like one of thetop 10 mountains.
Mountains are pretty big.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You see, that's why I don't do hiking or nothing like
that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Like I haven't seen any of the top 10 biggest
mountains because I don't evenknow if any of them are in the
United States.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Now that I think about it, like they're like in
Fiji and way over there, I'm notgoing to go all the way over
there and then to walk or hike amountain, fuck, no.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Well, so I know this right, when you go to Mount
Everest for the people who havegone, they give you a souvenir.
It takes days to get to the top.
Oh hell, no Days, fuck it takesdays to get to the top days fuck
so that's pretty crazy, okay,so now when we talk about the
mid ocean ridge, that is thelargest mountain range on the
(10:38):
planet it's also inside of theocean, and it is 40,000 miles
long 40 000 miles so to go fromhere to from brownsville, let's
say brownsville to the tip oftexas on the other side, that's
(10:59):
about 1 000 miles and it take.
I've driven that.
It took me like 15 hours, soimagine 40 of those.
And then swimming, and thenswimming it.
That's pretty crazy.
Who the fuck does that?
You know, it sounds likesomebody measured this right.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, somebody measured this, somebody had to
go in there.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
But think about this.
So they measured this mountainrange.
This is a different part of theocean than the challenger deep,
which is like a crater or acavern right, so deep okay, and
then the other one is a mountainrange.
So those are different, right.
Right, one is 36 000 feet talltall or deep, I mean and then
(11:48):
the other one is 40,000 miles,and so you take that information
and then you realize thatthat's less than 5% of the ocean
, because we've alreadydiscovered those things.
Yeah, it's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And that's just part of the 5%.
It's not Right, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, that's.
So let's say mermaids are realat this point we can't say that
they're not, not confidently, wecan't Right.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Like you could say, like it's just like saying
aliens are real or not real.
You can't say for sure they'renot real, Right.
Right Because how many galaxieshave we investigated to rule
out Aliens?
Like for sure, there's noaliens here.
We haven't even done our owngalaxy, true, even our own solar
system.
So definitely mermaids could bereal.
(12:42):
Another thing that could bereal.
Speaking of sharks, do you knowwhat Megalodon is?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That giant, the one in the movies, yeah, yeah.
Could be real.
How do we know?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
What about the sea serpent?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Probably real Sounds real, for sure.
Why wouldn't there be?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Man.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So this is something I know is very weird to me, but
you know we were talking aboutme being a birder.
I have a friend who they callthe dolphin whisperer.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
What.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, she has a boat.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
In Port Isabel and she takes people out to go see
dolphins Right and she has beendoing to go see dolphins Right.
And she has been doing this forlike 30, 40 years and so she
calls that dolphin group hertribe.
She doesn't feed them, but shegoes out there every day and she
talks to them and all thisstuff and she can.
She talks to them and she canget them to like jump out of the
(13:40):
water.
Like it's like really cool howmuch, how well she connects to
these what is she doing, ah, orwhatever she makes, she makes
these, she claps and she doesstuff and they, they do tricks
for her and so how, the fuckwhat yeah, I'm gonna take you
one of these days because itit's actually super cool, and so
she.
She takes people out right andshe's been going to the same
(14:03):
exact spot and knows all ofthese dolphins.
She knows them by name, right,because their fins are different
and they do different things.
There was a time not too longago, I think seven years ago or
so.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
One of them had a baby little dolphin.
Like about this like two feet,three feet, big little baby.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
A baby.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Baby dolphin.
It was sick, mm-hmm.
Those dolphins brought her thebaby, yeah, and she took it to
the Texas State Aquarium.
Okay, they got it better andshe brought it back to them.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
They took the baby back in.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
That's weird.
So she has this relationshipwith these dolphins.
Anyway, because of her, I knowsomething else that not a lot of
people know here you go.
But I'm going to tell you Right, secrets out, okay.
Do you know what a manatee is?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, the fat ones.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Right.
Live in Florida.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Every winter, for some reason, one manatee swims
from Florida to here.
Spends like three months herewith her dolphin, so it's around
the same.
Spends about three months here.
And then it swims all the wayback every year for the last,
(15:29):
just that one.
It's one manatee and I don'tknow why it does it.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't know how it figured that out I mean recently
they did post a manatee overthere by the what what do they
call it?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
the where the rocks are at yeah, the jettities,
that's the same place.
It's the same place that'swhere it's at that's where the
dolphins are.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I think there was like two this time two or three.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
They posted a video yeah, so there's one for sure
that I know about.
That comes every year, andmaybe she's bringing people with
her.
I don't know why they're coming, because I feel like they don't
have the right food over hereand they don't stay but they do
come All right.
So here we go.
The largest living structure,the great barrier reef which is
(16:20):
over by australia, is 1400 mileslong, or 2250 kilometers shit
also I mean, you see, this iswhy I couldn't be a scientist.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I'm not gonna measure it, I'm not gonna walk or swim
all the way down there toimagine the person fuck, no,
somebody's got to hold that tapemeasure, right from one way to
another.
If they let it go, they'regonna do it again and like
they're walking 1400 miles rightyeah, and so you can't even go
to the bathroom during all thistime.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Right, you got to hold it.
You can't move.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
You probably do it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Just go in the water Might as well.
Okay, so get this.
Did you know that there is apornography?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
What Wait, wait, wait Of what?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
For the ocean.
Huh, so it is so what do yousee?
Seahorses and stuff not exactlysure, oh, but it is pornography
for the ocean or porn for theocean wait, is it like a black
web or something?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
yeah, or let's call it a blue web, blue web it's
called oceanography nah, you'refucking lying look it up.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Look it up.
You're gonna see naked picturesof the ocean.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Guaranteed, guaranteed all right, okay, it's
a real thing okay yeah thebranch of science that deals
with the physical and biologicalproperties and phenomena of the
sea.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
It is basically that's what porn is for people
yeah same thing, same thing,same same.
All right, so the ocean isresponsible for regulating the
earth's climate and the gulfstream alone.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
So I don't think that's working out pretty good,
not for everybody.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
The Gulf Stream alone is responsible for keeping
Europe relatively mild.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Relatively.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I don't know what the relative to what is, but I've
been to Europe.
It's not that mild.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It's actually mild, no, Actually we're near hundreds
.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
We have past hundreds .
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Well, here we have, yeah, In Europe.
I don't know what they get.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I don't live in Europe, so I don't know, I don't
care.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, so the deepest living fish is an angler fish.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
That we know of.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That we know of.
Yeah, that is included in the5% that we know of.
That we know of yeah, that isincluded in the five percent
that we know.
Right, also true, and it can befound 10 000 feet below the
surface 10 000 it's pretty deep,you know.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I think another thing we should talk about during
this episode is that submarinethat crashed recently oh, that's
true where that billionairewent down with his carbon fiber
submarine it's fucking crazy,like who thought they didn't
test it out.
Like I mean, they did test itout, but it wasn't like how can
(19:30):
I say?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So this is the thing those of us who have been around
carbon fiber.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Right.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
We know that it's super strong and we know that
it's super light, but we alsoknow that it wears out and it
expires, like just right withtime right, and so we know a
little bit about this from ourmechanic days.
With carbon fiber parts on carsand things like that, they
(20:09):
don't last forever, and so foryou to build a submarine out of
carbon fiber.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I think they kind of knew where they were getting at.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
That wasn't.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
What if the wife signed a contract to send their
husbands on the submarine andkeep all the money?
I'm just saying If I wasoffered the choice, like if my
husband had money, because if hedidn't have money I'll make him
work for his money and theneventually take it away money,
because if he didn't have moneyI'll make him work for his money
and then eventually take itaway.
But let's just say as a wife ifmy husband was a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
There's a chance of getting him out of the picture
and me keeping the money goahead, take sail away hell yeah
give him the first timeexperience of his life so in
that one story, most of them Idon't care if they wanted to
explore and they were willing torisk their lives.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I get that, but there was a boy on there that didn't
want to go so it's kind of yeah,that sucks so this one, I mean,
he knew it was sketchy enoughyeah, he didn't want to go.
I can't imagine forcingsomebody to do that okay and he
probably didn't want to be withold people in the submarine so
(21:27):
another thing.
So I mean I couldn't do fourpeople of you just being in the
same room like talking and stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I talk, talk a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, I kind of get how the kid feels.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, I mean, talking is good for a podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, but not as a hanging out.
No, you better shut the fuck up.
I'm not doing that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Right, but in the summer, what the fuck are you
going to look at and talk aboutsomething?
It's not like you're going tosee an octopus.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I don't know what they can see.
I will say this how?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
deep were they going?
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
So that one that went to the bottom.
I think it was this, theChallenger Deep, I think so,
36,000 feet below.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Shit, that was pretty deep.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Deep, deep, anyway.
Anyway, you say I talk a lot,but I will remind you that we
had lunch today and I was notthe one that talked the most.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Just so you know.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, you see what I gotta do with that homie.
You think I'm gonna deal withit with you.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Makes sense.
Yeah, point taken.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Fine.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
So this is another weird one.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
The ocean is home to the largest waterfall in the
world, and I did do someresearch on this.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
A waterfall.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
A waterfall in the ocean A waterfall.
Like waterfalls.
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
There's no gravity in the ocean.
What do you mean?
A waterfall?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
So to clarify what you just said, there is gravity
in the ocean.
What it's less gravity, it'sless Well, it's buoyancy right,
so it's still gravity.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Exactly, but it's not gravity.
It's not gravity at its fullpotential.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Let's put it like that Okay, I'll meet you there.
So the denmark strait cataractis a submarine waterfall that
flows down the slope of theocean let me see where my slope
of the notes here.
So this is a submarinewaterfall.
So instead of flowing over acliff like a traditional
(23:37):
waterfall, this Denmark Straitcataract flows down a slope in
the ocean floor.
Now this is where it gets alittle hard for me to follow,
but it's water.
It is water.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Okay, how do they see it?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
So they don't see it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Wait what.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
So, instead of it being so, this doesn't make
sound and it doesn't make.
You can't see it, but they knowthat it's there because it is a
dense flow of cold, salty waterthat is different from the
water that it's flowing.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So it's just salty water different from the water
around it.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Right, it's still the ocean, right, so the water
that's around it is also salty,but it's less salty and you just
see a slope you don't seeanything oh, you don't see the.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You see a slope and they don't see anyone you don't
even see the salt, since it'ssuper salty, no so what this
particular denmark straitcataract plays a crucial role,
easy for me to say in the oceancirculation and climate
regulation.
I don't think it's doing us ajob.
(24:56):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, you're pretty adamant that climate change
isn't working as much as itshould anymore.
It has been very hot and Idon't know when hurricane season
usually starts, but we'vealready had like two but it
hasn't started and it hasn't.
I don't think it started.
It's july 9th.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
We've had two hurricanes already yeah, oh geez
all right wait so it's likejust a saltier part of the water
.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
And it's colder.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
If it was warmer I would understand it being the
pee that everyone pees in theocean and stuff.
It would make sense.
But colder I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
This is what I think.
To use your logic.
Yeah, I think the rest of theocean is the pee.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh shit, and this is the only part that's not, yeah,
okay, so check this out.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Hurricane season goes from june 1st to november 30th
and we are july 9th and we'vealready had two hurricanes hit
apparently over here allegedly.
We got in two her we had whatwas the first one called I mean
I think we'll just call it hereuh, what's called hurricane, uh,
stairs, yeah so what was it?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
rains, but not like a full storm.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah, so when I'm old and I'm telling people, I'm
gonna say it's a full storm,okay, I'm windy, I'm counting.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You saw cars flying, so we're having your cattle was
flying my cattle, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
So hurricane burl just flew past us.
Yeah, um, we're still dealingwith some today.
It got pretty rough today a Alittle bit.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
What the rain that lasted like what 10 minutes.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
There was thunder and wind.
It wasn't that bad, maybe wayover in Brownsville where you
live.
I was dealing with it today.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I mean, I heard the thunder, but it wasn't that bad
Come on.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Well, it was bad over here, all right.
And then the last little funfact and I hope everybody's
having over here, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
And then the last little fun fact.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
And I hope everybody's having fun here With
these facts.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
That Amy put on the list.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I might just write her up.
Anyway, it wasn't that.
Anyway, keep on going with thefacts.
So the last one Right that.
So the last one right.
The ocean is still expanding,with new ocean crust being
created at a rate of 1.2 squaremiles per year you're fucking
(27:39):
lying still getting bigger.
So 1.2 square miles isequivalent to three square
kilometers a year.
Every year it's getting bigger.
We're fucked so pretty soon.
So this is what I don't get.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You know what?
At this point write Amy up.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I'm not dealing with this shit.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, clearly, the climate change is her fault,
right.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm blaming her.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
for that I mean Atlantis is already underwater.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Right, and I think we're probably going to have to
do an episode all about Atlantis.
And we've talked about doingone about octopus.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I mean, isn't Venice like going underwater?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It is very close to being underwater.
So I do know that it'sconstantly flooded yeah and I've
talked to people who live thereyeah and they hate it when
americans go because americansplay in the water like they
think it's funny I mean it is Iguess it is how the fuck is it
not wait?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
wait, y'all are sinking, yeah y'all are all
gonna drown I mean, if anything,I'll just like get people to
come over here maybe it's an oldtown, I can imagine, so they
built it in the water anyway.
Yeah, they got history, butthey kind of knew what they were
getting into.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I kind of see it that way too.
A little bit it's like why didyou build it inside of the ocean
already?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
yeah and like maybe they can and now you're saying
that we can play in the wateryeah, it's a little rude I mean,
I don't know we have someupdates you're gonna talk about
the famous birthday oh, you got,I wasn't gonna talk about that,
(29:24):
but since you brought it up, Ithought you're gonna talk about
that now.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
so since you brought it up, I thought you were going
to talk about that.
So Keith's birthday is today.
Happy birthday, keith.
Well, today it's as we'rerecording this, as we're
recording this and update.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
David got him a present which I didn't All right
.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
So I guess that edges me closer.
But I have not.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Looks like I'm taking the lead closer, but I have not
slept with him yet.
Same.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Don't know how much longer I can hold out.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
You already got him a present, you told me.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, so I didn't think that out completely
completely but but the updatethat I had in mind okay was
(30:18):
gypsy rose.
Oh, that's true is pregnant.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
She is.
Let's get these sounds right.
You shouldn't be a dj.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'll tell you that yeah, this is clearly in my
wheelhouse oh yeah, she'spregnant 11 weeks, she said on
the 11 weeks.
Yes, she's gonna have her childin january so congratulations
to her we'll see um how's thatgoing?
It's not with the guy that shegot married to not whenever she
(30:42):
got out of prison.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Like the first one, it was a boyfriend that she had
before she was released yeah shegot back with him.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yep, they seem very happy.
We wish her well.
Um, I don't know how to saythis, but I don't she sounded
very logical.
On the interview yes, and Idon't think the bar set super
high for her her no, so I thinkshe should be good she didn't
have a good.
Her personal mom wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Not a good personal experience.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Pretty sure she's going to be a better mom than
that.
Yeah, we'll hope so and, like Isaid, we wish her well we hope
she makes it out.
The names David and Bianca areavailable If she's having
trouble coming up with names.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Right, we do come up with really good names.
Well, I do come up with reallygood names.
You know what David wanted meto call my kid?
Well, I have Brooklyn.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Right, and it's after Brooklyn, new York.
Right, it's just, it just cameup right.
I like B names.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Sure Bianca.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
My name starts with a , b so we were going through
names.
Tell me why David suggestedBronx.
I think that's a good name.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
That's a good name, because you have Brooklyn and
Bronx.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
So at first it sounded like very cool Brooklyn
and Bronx, right.
But it's like, bro, you nevereven gone to New York.
Like what the fuck are youdoing, right?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, but still so.
This was my thinking, just sowe're all on the same page.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay, let's judge you .
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Is there was there's seven boroughs of New York City.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I'm not going to have seven kids.
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
But I was thinking it would limit to you, like you
can't have more than seven,because then you're out of names
.
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
What the fuck is the thing about having seven kids?
What?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I was like, because this is the thing, if you're
just doing any B names, there'smillions of B names.
The sky's the limit for howmany kids you can have.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
No.
But, if you're stuck, but couldbe a good one.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
If you're stuck at boroughs of New York City, I
don't even know that there'sseven, but I know there's not a
million.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
What do you think of my name of a kid, benjamin
Franklin Beethoven?
I knew a kid, benjamin FranklinBeethoven.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
So I knew a guy named Benjamin Franklin.
Shut the fuck up 100% true,when I was a Jehovah's Witness
he was one too.
What so?
There's five boroughs.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
You go over here saying seven.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I know, but so this is even better.
So you would have Manhattan,Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens there's
your gay kid right there andStaten Island.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Staten Island.
I don't know, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, well, I mean, you don't have to worry about it
anymore, because you named yourkid something completely
different, right.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I'll probably change his name then, I guess.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
But completely different, right, I'll probably
change his name then I guess,but I'm not gonna go to seven to
seven kids, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well what about queens?
It's five.
Well, he got an option.
If he decides that he's gonnago to through another route, he
can go for queens I'll be okaywith that.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Maybe it's his nickname, yeah, or maybe bronx
is his nickname.
Maybe he's to grow up and be aboxer or something.
Bryson the Bronx.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Why did you get that nickname?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Because my sister's from New York City.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
From her soul.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Right, right.
I don't even think Brooklynwants to go to New York.
I'll tell you that?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Well, not today, but maybe tomorrow.
Just don't even mention itwants to go to New.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
York.
I'll tell you that.
Well, not today, but maybetomorrow.
Just don't even mention it.
Do we have any more updates?
No, I think it was just theGypsy one.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Gypsy Rose and then the Heath.
So that's it for today, yep.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
If we get an update about the shark attack we to
interview the shark.
I'll tell you that we will putthe update, but of course we
want him in a cage or somethingwhere he is not able to.
You know, bite yeah, in acontrolled environment with a
muzzle.
Yeah, I could do that.
If you want to put it on him,go, go ahead, no I don't, I
don't want anything to do withthat shark in fact I don't go in
(35:12):
the ocean as much as I used toyeah, I mean I'm gonna
go in less no, are you goinglike I'm next weekend or
something?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
going next weekend.
I'm just hoping that the sharkstays full until next weekend.
Right, like, how often do theyeat?
They can't eat every day.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's true.
How much do they have to eat aday?
I?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
If Amy would have been on her Her best
investigating.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
She would have given us that information.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, we could have had that on hand, but I guess
Amy don't even look it up rightnow.
It's fucking useless, we'redone we're done this episode's
over.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Follow us on all of our socials.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
We are on tiktok facebook guys, go ahead and
follow se la come 956.
Huh, go ahead and give it ashot.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
I come out on a tiktok oh yeah, that's gonna be,
that's gonna be huge yeah andso we're gonna.
We were at Spanky's doing acollaboration and you're gonna
see Bianca more and then soonshe's gonna have her DJ business
going and we will be at yourquince at your quince, at your
(36:24):
baby showers, wherever you wantus and follow us wherever you
get your podcasts.
For sure, talk to you next weekbye guys.
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