October 10, 2024 • 35 mins
Could Tupac Shakur be living among us today as the young rapper, Playboy Carti? Join us on this mind-bending episode of Paranormal 956 as Bianca and David explore a conspiracy theory that's guaranteed to make you question reality. From TikTok theories to cryptic lyrics and physical resemblances, we dissect every bizarre clue that suggests Tupac may have taken a mystical journey back in time. Prepare for twists and turns as we scrutinize the curious timelines and the mysterious circumstances surrounding Tupac's death. Could that final lyrical message really be a hint about his next life?
Get ready for a rollercoaster of speculation and intrigue as we challenge the conventional boundaries of life, death, and reincarnation. We dive deep into amusing anecdotes and serious theories alike, considering if the government might be hiding crucial information from us. Whether you’re a die-hard Tupac fan, a skeptic, or a conspiracy theory enthusiast, this episode promises to keep you on the edge of your seat, questioning everything you thought you knew about the legendary rapper and his possible new incarnation. Don't miss out on this thrilling discussion!
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Bianca (00:02):
hey, hi guys, and welcome back for another episode
of paranormal 956.
My name is bianca and I'm herewith david hello.
Okay, so you don't know aboutthe topic.
I just brought it in randomlyhit.
David (00:19):
It, hit me with all right conspiracy theory.
Conspiracy theory.
Bianca (00:24):
Reincarnation.
David (00:25):
Okay.
Bianca (00:26):
Okay, this is conspiracy theory.
I got some little facts hereand there, but Okay.
Hear it out.
David (00:32):
I'm ready.
Bianca (00:33):
So you knew Tupac right, or you heard of him.
David (00:36):
We were really close.
Oh, no, no, no, I remember.
I remember Big fan Seeing himon TV.
Bianca (00:45):
Okay, do you know?
Playboy Cardi by any chance.
David (00:50):
Less, I would say less.
Bianca (00:51):
We don't hang out as much yeah.
David (00:55):
We had a falling out a few years ago and we just never
recovered.
Bianca (00:59):
Oh fuck, Okay, so Tupac died Septemberember 13 1996
obviously right, right, and thenwe got playboy carly that he
(01:28):
was born 1995 a year later ayear before
before yeah, okay, this is okay,so cardi was born a year before
tupac died right, justdifferent year right, right
(01:49):
right okay so you're saying soI'm saying, because there's been
tiktoks, there's beenconspiracy theories that tupac
may have reincarnated into thisyoung man right, right, rapper
all right, he's a rapper, sotheory adds because of the date
of birth, but the year it's likea little off right, right.
David (02:14):
So tupac died and went back in time yeah, yeah.
Bianca (02:16):
So that's one thing, yeah, and which could happen.
He was a little bit weird true,I mean he had like his lyrics
were something else.
David (02:27):
So if he was going to reincarnate, you wouldn't expect
him to do it exactly likeeverybody else.
Bianca (02:32):
Right, you would expect a bigger factor A little bit
different.
So there's also there's claimsof this lyrics, because I've
tried looking for it and Ihaven't found it for shit.
David (02:44):
So what if the government's hiding it?
Bianca (02:46):
I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure.
David (02:48):
Cause they don't want us to figure it out.
Bianca (02:49):
So the lyrics apparently , according to TikTok and other
resources, it's supposed to saythis may be my last party, but
I'm coming back as a Cardi.
David (03:02):
Right.
Bianca (03:03):
Like a Cardi or watch.
David (03:04):
I think everybody thought of that back in the day right,
which to me is a little weird,because I mean cartier is a nice
brand and all I mean back inthe day it was if they were
gonna sponsor us, I would letthem.
I'm not saying, we're notsaying but if I'm gonna pick a
famous watch, is that the watchI'm picking, number one?
(03:25):
And then if I'm coming back, doI want to come back as a watch
like there's a lot of weirdnessto me, right, because it's like
I don't know.
Bianca (03:34):
So that's the lyrics, and people are taking it as a
sign from tupac that hereincarnated into this young
rapper well, hear me, hear meout.
Playboy Cardi.
David (03:45):
If only there was a way to figure out when Cardi B was
born.
Damn, maybe we're on the wrongtrail.
Bianca (03:53):
Shit, you're right.
You might be right on this one,so anyways.
David (03:59):
They didn't hire me for this podcast, for my looks.
Bianca (04:05):
Talking about looks.
David (04:06):
Uh-oh.
Bianca (04:06):
Okay, okay, there's another fact.
Okay, right into it wait, wait,wait.
David (04:11):
You cannot say that all black people look the same.
Bianca (04:13):
I'm not gonna let you say that I'm saying that you
gotta look up playboy cardi okay, let me see type type, type
type Type type type.
Space Type type type Right Okay.
Mm-hmm Got it Make sure you gota picture of his face.
Got it Okay.
Do you remember how Tupac ohshit, my bad, my bad, I just
(04:36):
threw a pin.
Do you remember how Tupac died?
Yes, okay.
So they were leaving the miketyson fight in las vegas right,
and he was shot where in lasvegas?
David (04:54):
like, basically he was shot in the face okay.
Bianca (04:58):
So there's a big thing on breast marks being like how
you died on your past life, likeeither you got stabbed, you got
shot, um, you got choked Idon't know what you want to call
it, but it's basically like amark of how you died all right,
like a scar that carried.
David (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's scary they carried on.
Bianca (05:15):
So if you look there at playboy cardi's picture, what do
you see?
David (05:20):
he has a large birthmark on his face.
Yeah, on the cheek, where?
Tupac got shot right rightallegedly right, I don't have
pictures of that we don't wantto see pictures, so but um, so
(05:41):
that's an interesting theoryyeah, because I.
Because I have a scar, not ascar.
Bianca (05:47):
A birthmark.
David (05:48):
A birthmark on my back.
Bianca (05:49):
I was like, if you got a scar, that's it.
David (05:52):
So I got stabbed in my back?
No, so I have a birthmark on myback that does look like I got
stabbed.
It's a weird color, even Likeit's Green Red, so it doesn't
look so usually like birthmarksare like really brown or like
(06:12):
like darker, darker.
This is like slight, like itlooks like a sun, like I got
tanned, but like just in a weirdlittle dot okay you know what I
mean, and so it could totallybe that I got stabbed in the
back and in addition to that,okay so I've always had this
theory kind of getting off tracka little bit.
Bianca (06:34):
But it adds on to the theory.
David (06:35):
Yeah, so I have this thing about dna and there's like
90 of our dna that nobody'sreally figured out what we have
it for, so they call it junk dnaand I've always kind of thought
in my mind that it's like ourmemories of our ancestors, right
, okay, but it could also belike our past lives and the
(06:55):
reason that I bring all of thisup like survival skills and all
that right.
Bianca (06:59):
So I.
David (07:00):
I came up with this around.
I'm probably I'm not actinglike I'm like a pioneer in
science or anything, but it madesense to me because I'm into
birds and I follow migrationpatterns and all this stuff,
right.
And it's like, how do thesebirds know to fly from the
Yucatan all the way to NorthDakota when they've never been
(07:22):
and they don't have compasses ortravel agents or anything,
right, true?
And it's like, well, what iftheir ancestors went?
and then in their dna they justremember the instinctively right
and so this comes back to me inthe sense that I don't like to
sit anywhere with my back to thedoor, because I've always been
(07:43):
scared of getting stabbed in theback.
I got out of nowhere, and Ihave this birthmark from my past
life so what?
I was okay so you're justscared, okay, so tupac and I
were in las vegas and I gotstabbed in my back.
Bianca (08:02):
Okay, good, no.
So like, let's say like, ifyou're in a bar and you're
sitting down like on the barthingy, like you're not gonna
have your back right towards thepublic, let's just say right, I
don't like people behind me.
David (08:19):
I like to eat a sit against the wall I mean that's
like a no gay thing.
I mean that's fine, but yeah,the stabbing yeah, that's
something that I don't thinkeverybody's got like this phobia
of being stabbed in the back ina public area pretty cool, like
I'm not but it's something Ithink about a lot and I'm a nice
guy, so it's not like I haveyou got enemies or anything out
(08:40):
there like yeah, yeah, rightdefinitely not on the level of
tupac right right but yeah, solike I often will, you know, I
have these people that in mylife that have like a million
guns and ammo and stuff likethat and they're scared of
everything.
Like, yeah, they won't go tostarbucks because they don't let
him take his gun right, and I'mlike, anyways, and I'm like,
(09:02):
dude, just don't be such anasshole, right, I'm not like
that.
Right, like I'm not, I don't besuch an asshole, right, I'm not
like that.
Right, like I'm not.
I don't have like enemies, I'mnot on lists, you know allegedly
that I know of Right, but it issomething that I think about
and this is the thing is I'venever been stabbed before that I
know of.
So, why is this a concern forme?
Bianca (09:21):
True, true, I mean my daughteroklyn.
She has one on her neck whichis like not that big, it's just
like a little.
How do you want to call it?
Like those, the like, wheneveryou get a crayon, you just do a
small circle, like just fingersize circle, like that which.
David (09:43):
Which I do often.
Bianca (09:44):
Right, that's why I went with the crayon thing.
Yeah, so then Bryce and my son.
David (09:56):
He has one on his knee and one on his stomach, but
that's the thing.
He might have been an assholein his last life.
Bianca (10:00):
No, the thing is that Him and Tupac were in Las Vegas.
I'm pretty sure, I'm prettysure, I'm pretty sure.
So the thing is that withbrooklyn, I think it didn't show
up until like she startedgetting bigger, like it wasn't
that noticeable until now, andwith bryson, he's barely a few
months old and you can alreadysee the breast mark, like it's.
So I'm pretty sure whenever hegrows it's gonna grow bigger.
(10:23):
Yeah, as it goes, he's a verysmall person right now yeah, not
as a tiny person like right,he's just small as an age right
right just to be specific, noteven a year yet.
Yeah, that's so.
David (10:38):
We'll see how the breast like he's not getting a job or
anything right now, so don't becalling us with job offers no,
no, no for bryson.
Bianca (10:47):
Yeah, so that's like the conspiracy theory behind tupac
reincarnating into this newrapper, which is the playboy
cardi yeah well, not you, I mean, he's been doing this rapper
thing for a few years already.
Lyrics-wise he's good, playboyhe's good, so we'll see how far
(11:14):
he goes.
David (11:17):
I'm looking up Tupac was born in 1971.
So that's a little bit beforemy time, but not that much.
Bianca (11:26):
I'm pretty sure you guys went to school together and
stuff yeah we were in Las Vegasgetting stabbed.
David (11:38):
We're gonna get in trouble.
This is the thing.
When he got stabbed, I wasalready old.
I wasn't even a kid.
How old were you?
I was already like I wasalready old?
I wasn't even a kid like howold are you?
Bianca (11:46):
I was in 96, I was already 20 okay, so you saw the
21, the whole commotion of itwell, I mean he used to drink a
lot back then.
David (11:55):
So okay, oh, I got, you, got you maybe it it sounds
familiar, right it sounds, Iwill say this I do think I
watched that mike tyson fight onpay-per-view.
That's probably that 100.
You saw that that probablyhappened, for sure right, but
yeah, that's.
Bianca (12:13):
I mean I don't know, like I don't have any birthmarks
, to be honest yeah, that'sweird why how?
So this is what I think and I'mtrying to look for one, but
it's not birthmarks Like I have.
David (12:26):
Imagine if we found one right now, while we're no.
So hear me out.
Bianca (12:32):
I'm hearing.
David (12:33):
So if you go back, let's say 5000 years, right, I don't
remember much of it, but therewas hardly any people, right
Like now we have, like like what, three billion people on the
planet but I'll keep trying,that's from my last count, it
was three billion people right.
Bianca (12:52):
Did you add bryson on that time?
David (12:53):
oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
So this is the thing.
When I was little, I thinkthere was only one billion
people on the planet I'm prettysure did you know how to count
back then.
I mean, I had to get completelynaked to get as far as I could,
right.
But this is the thing, is thatif reincarnation was working,
(13:14):
then there's not enough people,yeah so maybe you're like a new
one or what if I don't have one?
You don't have one, what?
A soul that's also a realpossibility.
Bianca (13:28):
They're just throwing people out there into the world
without a soul.
David (13:32):
They're like yeah, there's no souls right now so
that I mean not not for youexactly, but it would make a lot
of sense for a lot of peopleright.
I don't want to say any names,but Justin Bieber just doesn't
seem right.
(13:52):
Right, I don't mean to bestarting a feud with Justin
Bieber.
Bianca (13:56):
Or the Beliebers.
David (13:58):
Or the Beliebers.
So please don't boycott us,don't stop.
Bianca (14:03):
But but Wait, something ain't right with that boy, so
know like catholics believe likesome type of incarnation or
like your soul goes to, likerest and stuff like that.
Yeah, but let's just be fuckingreal right now.
Do we think jesus likereincarnated?
David (14:21):
so not to justin bieber, I'm sure I, like I'm very um
adamant about that.
Right j right, right, right.
Jesus could have been a lot ofpeople.
Bianca (14:30):
Right.
But, not Bieber, right, but butin your eyes.
Who would you think Jesusreincarnated into?
David (14:39):
So I'm not going to say Mark Antonio Solis, even though
everybody's going to say that,but Even though, everybody's
going to say that.
Bianca (14:50):
But Wait, imagine if he had the what's it called the
birthmarks on his hand and feet.
So those would be really weirdbirthmarks.
We need someone with thebirthmarks on the hands and the
feet Hold on, I'm Googling.
We're going to have to look forsomeone that has birthmarks on
hands and the feet.
David (15:05):
If you have birthmarks like the stigmata, let us know
on our Facebook.
Like and subscribe.
Tiktok, get a hold of ussomehow.
Bianca (15:16):
Let us know, send us pictures of your birthmarks.
David (15:22):
Antonio, I'm looking up.
Bianca (15:24):
Marco Antonio Solis.
It's Marco Antonio Solis.
David (15:29):
Hands Looking at his hands.
Bianca (15:35):
I don't think his feet are going to show up, but the
hands would be a big giveaway.
David (15:39):
Yeah, if he had holes in his hands I don't have holes
First time.
Can you imagine, hear me out,imagine if he had holes in his
hands and we just missed it thiswhole time?
We just never met, we neverthought about it.
And then we're looking at hisalbum and he's got his hand on
his face like that and you'relike you could see his eye right
(16:00):
through his hand.
How come we could do that?
How weird would that be?
All right, his hands are clear.
He does be all right.
His hands are clear.
He does not have holes in hishands, man or birthmarks in his
hands or a thorn crown so he'ssafe.
Bianca (16:16):
He is safe, he's on the clear.
We're gonna have to look it upsomebody else, yeah, I mean, but
let us know you guys havebirthmarks on your hands and
feet, but that would be a weirdspot to get a birthmark though,
like Like on your hands, hans.
David (16:28):
Well, it would have to be on both sides.
That's the weird part.
Yeah, on the same.
Bianca (16:32):
Yeah, like I think you could.
David (16:33):
Maybe somebody has one somewhere.
Bianca (16:35):
Yeah, the palms right, the palms in the back.
So that's the thing.
Would it be just through thepalms or through the outside of
the hand?
David (16:44):
So that's what I mean is that if you got so we haven't
gone over the crucifixion right?
Bianca (16:50):
Which may be an episode.
Eventually, we'll go through it.
David (16:53):
But there is some debate on whether he was nailed through
the hand or through the wrist.
Oh shit, right, right, and soeither way, I mean the one thing
they agree on is he was nailed.
It would have to be on bothsides, no just nailed right what
.
Bianca (17:13):
Right, okay.
David (17:14):
It would have to be on both sides and it would have to
be on both hands and on the feettoo.
So, yeah, that would be weird.
So this is something, and, man,I hope we don't get canceled
for this, Fuck.
But so where I grew up, I grewup in kingsville and it is a
military town, so there's a bigmilitary base there.
(17:37):
There is also a big universitythere, at least big compared to
the city right, and then, uh,the railroad has a department
there.
So there's people from out oftown, so there's a lot of people
from all over the world in thislittle bitty town that I grew
up in, including a lot of peoplefrom india, and in india that
(18:00):
religion, hindus, do believe inreincarnation.
Yeah, and so from myunderstanding like buddhism
hinduism, buddhism, right, it'slike they believe in all that
right, right, right, yeah, sothere was like several buddhas,
because he was reincarnated intosomebody else right so who, by
(18:24):
the way, right now is the dalailama?
Who?
Bianca (18:29):
by the way, right now is the.
David (18:29):
Dalai Lama the.
What so have you ever heard ofthe Dalai Lama?
He's a famous monk.
No, anyway, he's supposed to bethe newest Buddha, okay, anyway
, they have a weird.
Their religion has two kind ofpopes, okay, and so one of them
(18:50):
is Buddha and I don't reallyknow the name of the other one.
But the way that it works isthat, like, the Dalai Lama picks
a baby and says he's going tobe the other one when he grows
up Right, okay, up, right, okay.
(19:12):
Well, the I think it's chinadoesn't really like this
religion because they kind ofmeddle with things, so they
kidnapped that kid when he was alittle baby okay, so they don't
know where he is, and so what'ssupposed to happen is, when the
dalai lama dies, that littlekid is supposed to pick out the
new buddha.
Uh-huh well, we don't know wherehe is so that's it.
So we might be done withbuddhism.
(19:33):
You know what I mean what thefuck yeah, so anyway, what I was
getting at right?
Indian people that I knowbelieve that if you're like a
bad person, you get reincarnatedinto like a fly or something.
Bianca (19:50):
Yeah.
David (19:51):
Right, and in India, I don't know if you know this, but
they don't eat beef, and thecows just like walk around
everywhere.
Bianca (20:02):
Okay.
David (20:02):
They're like stray cats over there there's cows
everywhere Because they thinkthat the good people in their
life, like their grandparents,were reincarnated into cows.
So they don't eat cows becausethat's like their ancestors what
?
But then they come over herewe're eating and they eat cows
because they're like well,they're not my ancestors, right?
(20:24):
You know what I mean.
Bianca (20:24):
so I always thought that was kind of weird like now, my
minds are over there, and then,and I'm sure that's not
everybody.
David (20:30):
I'm being kind of general yeah but that has been my
experience.
Bianca (20:34):
I have met people that believe that like well, I mean
your grandparents you can't evenkill like a fly or like a ant
or anything like that.
David (20:42):
I think it was some shit like that that you like so I
don't think you're supposed to,because they're they think
they're living people.
Yeah, like they're people, evenif they're a bad person, you
don't just kill them.
Yeah, and so, yeah, so that'suh, I think that's interesting.
So I will say this as anatheist myself right,
(21:06):
reincarnation kind of makes themost sense to me out of the
religious because, the wholereligious yeah, because like
process or like, oh, you'regonna die and you're gonna go to
hell.
Doesn't make any sense, no, andthen like go to heaven, what?
Bianca (21:23):
if most of the souls went to hell and don't ever come
back out of hell, and that'swhy we're low on souls what if
they're just so stuck?
David (21:39):
in hell they're just trapped there.
Bianca (21:43):
Would that make sense?
I think that's part of it, yeah.
David (21:45):
I think so.
But people like you, thenewbies like, where do you love
them?
How?
Bianca (21:51):
the fuck is this?
Why the fuck am I a newbie Justbecause I don't have birthmarks
?
David (21:55):
You don't have birthmarks .
Bianca (21:57):
What if I just died of natural causes?
David (21:59):
And I'm going to show you real quick.
That may be true, but over,like generations.
Bianca (22:03):
Right.
David (22:06):
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's kind of boring, if you
ask me no, but like, let's bereal and by the way, knowing you
the way that I do, it'sunlikely yeah, yeah yeah,
unlikely, you've been murderedbefore.
Bianca (22:20):
I had to be.
There's no way.
I had to think of myself bothof us.
David (22:24):
Yeah, someone had to take me out for sure.
Yeah, you, you didn't die ofnatural causes this whole time.
Or you're brand new, which alsowould make sense.
Bianca (22:32):
True, true, true.
David (22:36):
Maybe you have a birthmark.
Bianca (22:39):
My freckles don't count.
David (22:40):
You just haven't seen it yet.
No you're gonna get in a reallyserious relationship and then
you're gonna find out you havethis like cannonball size no, no
, no, it doesn't.
Bianca (22:59):
I don't have any birthmarks that's a.
David (23:06):
You have a tiny one on your kink, but I don't think
that could be a fatal thing,it's not.
Bianca (23:12):
That's what I'm saying.
It's not a thing, it's not.
David (23:16):
Maybe it's in your hair, oh shit, maybe.
Bianca (23:21):
I'm going to go on my hairstylist and ask her if she
has a hair.
David (23:24):
So this is what we'll do Shave your head and next week no
no no, next week, just wearlike a bikini and I'm going to
just search you over.
We're going to film it and putit on TikTok.
Right, we're going to get tothe bottom of this.
Is Bianca a new soul?
Bianca (23:41):
or has she?
David (23:41):
been murdered before, because people think she's been
murdered.
Bianca (23:46):
No, no, no.
What if they poison me?
How the fuck does that work?
David (23:50):
that's another thing I hadn't even thought about what
if it?
Bianca (23:53):
what if I was poisoned?
Actually so hear me out.
David (23:57):
That sounds like the most likely way right, that would
make sense.
Bianca (24:00):
Like people want me to shut the fuck up.
David (24:02):
Yeah, they would give you and you would totally fall for
it.
Yeah, it'd be like in a donutor a cheesecake yeah, as long as
it doesn't have onions oranything like fuck.
She ate twice as much as wethought yeah, yeah, I'll be a
fucking easy okay, so that makessense.
That makes sense.
And then this is the otherthing too is that if you were to
be hung or choked that's a big.
(24:25):
Maybe you don't have abirthmark.
True, because if I choke you,you don't get cuts, or you don't
get.
You know what I?
Bianca (24:34):
mean, but you get marks.
David (24:35):
I mean from the Maybe or like bruising If you do it right
and allegedly I have neverchoked somebody to death right.
But I think you could do itwithout like if somebody
smothered you with a pillow.
Bianca (24:50):
Oh, with a plastic bag.
That's it.
David (24:52):
Or also a plastic bag man , or what if somebody hits you
in the head with a bat, but nothard enough to break the skin,
but like hard enough to kill you?
Bianca (25:03):
Knock you out yeah.
David (25:05):
Or if you drown.
Bianca (25:06):
But that's the thing, like I already got knocked like
the day of the car accident.
Or if you drown but that's thething, like I already got
knocked Like the day of the caraccident.
David (25:12):
I just got knocked out, nothing else broke, or Maybe you
have like a superpower.
This is what we're going to do.
Bianca (25:24):
So next week, when you're here balding in your
bikini?
David (25:27):
we're going to try to see if we can break your bones.
Guys, this is what the fuck Igot to deal with.
Bianca (25:30):
We're going to try and you know I'm gonna have all my
knives here that I'm alreadygetting like in my head about it
.
David (25:34):
I'm probably gonna do it.
We're gonna get so many.
There's no way we're gonna getno way we're gonna have
followers.
Bianca (25:41):
We're gonna get like this point I gotta skydive
without the fucking parachute,yeah and live stream it.
David (25:47):
Yeah, I mean, there's people that have survived that
shit, bro also true, yes, andlive stream it.
Yeah, there's people that havesurvived that shit bro.
Bianca (25:55):
Also true.
Yes, Like how.
David (25:57):
I think you have to jump at the last minute.
I think that would work.
It makes sense to me Not scream.
Yeah, don't scream.
You got to focus and as soon asyou get to the ground, you got
to roll.
You got to roll and you got tojump.
I'm pretty sure that's how itworks.
Bianca (26:13):
I know what the fuck, is this A fire jump?
What is it?
David (26:16):
I have seen it done on cartoons my whole life.
I'm pretty sure I could do it.
Bianca (26:26):
So if people die in a fire, do they get breath marks?
David (26:30):
Okay.
So that's the thing.
If people die in a fire, dothey get birthmarks?
Okay?
So I have seen people with likea lot of birthmarks, like
really big freckles.
I guess you could say okaymaybe, but that's the thing.
Bianca (26:41):
How do you do like divide freckles from birthmarks?
Okay, because this, like I havefreckles right what if I got
shot in the face and with likewith like a shotgun yeah, yeah
like a bunch of little bbs orsomething.
Yeah, like salt.
David (26:59):
Yeah, that's what killed me so I have had people shoot at
me with salt and guns.
I used to do things I wasn'tsupposed to do and not admitting
to anything here, but when Iwas a child, Boys will be boys.
(27:23):
Boys will be boys, right, andso I had a thing for horses that
I'd like to maybe take withoutpermission, and somebody got mad
and shot at me with a rock saltand a gun.
Bianca (27:42):
But that didn't kill you .
David (27:43):
It didn't kill me and it didn't give me my birthmarks
that I have now Right.
Bianca (27:48):
But I mean, at least they didn't shoot you on your
back right?
David (27:52):
well, they did shoot me on my back because I was running
away, so besides right, allright so I think, reincarnation.
Getting back to the, ourpodcast to the serious part it
makes the most sense as anatheist, and I think it also
(28:16):
like, even if you don't believein anything it makes sense from
like passed down well, evensyndrome or in science right
they say, like matter cannot becreated or destroyed.
Bianca (28:29):
I mean yeah, yeah, I mean even like that, like how,
like mental illnesses have beenshowing up, like, or like people
acknowledge them more.
You would say.
David (28:39):
Yeah.
Bianca (28:40):
Back in the day they wouldn't fucking pay attention
to it, but I'm pretty sure theywere like hand downs in your DNA
or your genes.
Right, right, I think, for sure, for sure.
And your DNA and your genes,right, I think?
David (28:49):
for sure, for sure.
But I think they used to callpeople with mental illness like
possessed.
Bianca (28:56):
Right.
David (28:57):
And so it's not like they just popped up.
Bianca (29:00):
They always had them.
David (29:04):
We just thought they were something else, Because it's
like we have more record numbersof reports of autism.
It's not like autism is brandnew.
No, it's like we have morerecord numbers of reports of
autism.
Bianca (29:11):
Right.
David (29:12):
It's not like autism is brand new.
No, it's big, it's just weunderstand it.
Bianca (29:16):
We know what it is now.
David (29:18):
I don't know if it was just completely ignored in the
past or if we called itsomething else.
I mean, I don't remember thatlife that they got stabbed in
the back.
Bianca (29:30):
Right.
David (29:30):
Right, right but.
Bianca (29:34):
Hmm.
David (29:36):
And there's a scripture in the Bible that says there's
nothing I mean the thing is thatI'm like not scared of anything
, I would say.
Yeah, that checks, out.
Bianca (29:48):
Right.
That checks out what ifbirthmarks are just like a thing
that you get, like you fear,you know.
David (29:57):
So imagine meeting somebody with, like a birthmark
all through their whole face.
Like, imagine they must bescared of everything, right?
Bianca (30:05):
Right.
David (30:07):
So I'm trying to think, because I've seen a lot of
people naked your weirdestbirthmark I'm trying to think of
the weirdest birthmark thatI've seen, Because as a strip
club connoisseur I have seenlike thousands of women naked.
Bianca (30:26):
Right.
David (30:27):
And a handful of dudes.
Bianca (30:29):
Naked.
David (30:34):
Yeah, or just hands.
I, I mean I've seen hands.
I've seen a lot of hands fromdudes, from dudes, right, I
don't know what you're trying topaint me in a corner with, but
anyway, I've seen birthmarkslike in shapes of hearts and in
shapes of stars and in no, butthose are handmade, right?
No, no no, I mean, I don't knowthese women very well they
(30:57):
probably lied to you, bro.
You're over here falling it'salso very dark in a lot of these
places but you should havetaken a picture so I do have, I
have plenty of pictures.
I just don't know, like if youwere killed with something in
the shape of those weird objects, that's what I'm saying.
Bianca (31:16):
They probably like handmade it, like spray tan over
it.
Maybe I don't think so, becausea star in a fucking heart that
seems like a fucking like acutie mark from a fucking my
Little Pony.
David (31:31):
Well, I mean, it's not like a perfect, like it, just
that's what it looks like to me.
Bianca (31:39):
Similar to Right, right.
David (31:40):
So I think like birthmarks.
I've seen birthmarks like inthe shape of Africa.
You know what I mean.
Bianca (31:46):
What's the shape of Africa?
David (31:47):
Like the continent, Like on the map, yeah.
Bianca (31:50):
Oh, like it looks like that.
David (31:52):
You know, I mean they just could be blobs, Right, but
to me it's like you know you gotto be specific when I see a
naked woman, I automaticallythink of geography.
Right, you know what I mean.
Bianca (32:04):
Right, right, right right you know, makes sense,
makes sense.
So.
So now I'm not fucking comingbald, I'm not coming in a
fucking bikini.
Well, that's that we will alljump off a fucking.
I'll skydive and fucking jumpwithout a fucking parachute.
We'll see how far it gets Imean a car crash didn't kill me.
(32:28):
How bad could it be?
David (32:29):
it's true, and especially if you do that roll thing that
I'm gonna teach you after thisepisode yeah, so yeah, that's my
theory.
Bianca (32:44):
So.
David (32:46):
I think it's a good theory and even though there's a
year difference yeah, I'm notbuying this tupac thing so much,
but reincarnation is veryinteresting to me it's david the
skeptic, apparently, is not soskeptic on this one.
Bianca (33:04):
Right, it makes sense to me, yeah like because you're a
chicken.
David (33:08):
Well, this is the thing, right is?
You know, I grew up a christianand it's like if there was a
heaven and people were like upthere watching us we would see
that everybody goes to heaven.
Bianca (33:19):
There's some of some of them go to hell and they just
stay in hell like, what do we dowith the rest of the bodies or
souls, I mean pending souls?
What are we doing, like takingturns?
David (33:32):
I guess.
So, Like I guess there's a linesomewhere People trying to get
in.
Yeah, I think the new souls,like what we were talking about
with you.
That makes sense Because thepopulation has grown on the
planet.
And so we can't just reuse thesame ones, true?
(33:53):
Or what if they split, and sowhen you die, you come back as
two different people?
Bianca (33:59):
okay, okay, okay.
That's how people like meettheir what's it called soulmates
oh shit, oh shit, david, Ithink we got it.
Meet their what's it calledSoulmates, oh shit.
David (34:12):
Oh shit, david, I think that we got it.
We figured out all the problemsin the world.
Bianca (34:21):
So let us know what problems you have, what
questions you have.
I mean, we're open to anything.
David (34:27):
They don't put us on the air for our looks right, we got
the brains right follow us onall of our socials.
Yeah, and we will be back nextweek.
Yes, sir, thank you forlistening bye guys.
hey, hi guys, and welcome back for another episode
of paranormal 956.
My name is bianca and I'm herewith david hello.
Okay, so you don't know aboutthe topic.
I just brought it in randomlyhit.
David (00:19):
It, hit me with all right conspiracy theory.
Conspiracy theory.
Bianca (00:24):
Reincarnation.
David (00:25):
Okay.
Bianca (00:26):
Okay, this is conspiracy theory.
I got some little facts hereand there, but Okay.
Hear it out.
David (00:32):
I'm ready.
Bianca (00:33):
So you knew Tupac right, or you heard of him.
David (00:36):
We were really close.
Oh, no, no, no, I remember.
I remember Big fan Seeing himon TV.
Bianca (00:45):
Okay, do you know?
Playboy Cardi by any chance.
David (00:50):
Less, I would say less.
Bianca (00:51):
We don't hang out as much yeah.
David (00:55):
We had a falling out a few years ago and we just never
recovered.
Bianca (00:59):
Oh fuck, Okay, so Tupac died Septemberember 13 1996
obviously right, right, and thenwe got playboy carly that he
(01:28):
was born 1995 a year later ayear before
before yeah, okay, this is okay,so cardi was born a year before
tupac died right, justdifferent year right, right
(01:49):
right okay so you're saying soI'm saying, because there's been
tiktoks, there's beenconspiracy theories that tupac
may have reincarnated into thisyoung man right, right, rapper
all right, he's a rapper, sotheory adds because of the date
of birth, but the year it's likea little off right, right.
David (02:14):
So tupac died and went back in time yeah, yeah.
Bianca (02:16):
So that's one thing, yeah, and which could happen.
He was a little bit weird true,I mean he had like his lyrics
were something else.
David (02:27):
So if he was going to reincarnate, you wouldn't expect
him to do it exactly likeeverybody else.
Bianca (02:32):
Right, you would expect a bigger factor A little bit
different.
So there's also there's claimsof this lyrics, because I've
tried looking for it and Ihaven't found it for shit.
David (02:44):
So what if the government's hiding it?
Bianca (02:46):
I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure.
David (02:48):
Cause they don't want us to figure it out.
Bianca (02:49):
So the lyrics apparently , according to TikTok and other
resources, it's supposed to saythis may be my last party, but
I'm coming back as a Cardi.
David (03:02):
Right.
Bianca (03:03):
Like a Cardi or watch.
David (03:04):
I think everybody thought of that back in the day right,
which to me is a little weird,because I mean cartier is a nice
brand and all I mean back inthe day it was if they were
gonna sponsor us, I would letthem.
I'm not saying, we're notsaying but if I'm gonna pick a
famous watch, is that the watchI'm picking, number one?
(03:25):
And then if I'm coming back, doI want to come back as a watch
like there's a lot of weirdnessto me, right, because it's like
I don't know.
Bianca (03:34):
So that's the lyrics, and people are taking it as a
sign from tupac that hereincarnated into this young
rapper well, hear me, hear meout.
Playboy Cardi.
David (03:45):
If only there was a way to figure out when Cardi B was
born.
Damn, maybe we're on the wrongtrail.
Bianca (03:53):
Shit, you're right.
You might be right on this one,so anyways.
David (03:59):
They didn't hire me for this podcast, for my looks.
Bianca (04:05):
Talking about looks.
David (04:06):
Uh-oh.
Bianca (04:06):
Okay, okay, there's another fact.
Okay, right into it wait, wait,wait.
David (04:11):
You cannot say that all black people look the same.
Bianca (04:13):
I'm not gonna let you say that I'm saying that you
gotta look up playboy cardi okay, let me see type type, type
type Type type type.
Space Type type type Right Okay.
Mm-hmm Got it Make sure you gota picture of his face.
Got it Okay.
Do you remember how Tupac ohshit, my bad, my bad, I just
(04:36):
threw a pin.
Do you remember how Tupac died?
Yes, okay.
So they were leaving the miketyson fight in las vegas right,
and he was shot where in lasvegas?
David (04:54):
like, basically he was shot in the face okay.
Bianca (04:58):
So there's a big thing on breast marks being like how
you died on your past life, likeeither you got stabbed, you got
shot, um, you got choked Idon't know what you want to call
it, but it's basically like amark of how you died all right,
like a scar that carried.
David (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's scary they carried on.
Bianca (05:15):
So if you look there at playboy cardi's picture, what do
you see?
David (05:20):
he has a large birthmark on his face.
Yeah, on the cheek, where?
Tupac got shot right rightallegedly right, I don't have
pictures of that we don't wantto see pictures, so but um, so
(05:41):
that's an interesting theoryyeah, because I.
Because I have a scar, not ascar.
Bianca (05:47):
A birthmark.
David (05:48):
A birthmark on my back.
Bianca (05:49):
I was like, if you got a scar, that's it.
David (05:52):
So I got stabbed in my back?
No, so I have a birthmark on myback that does look like I got
stabbed.
It's a weird color, even Likeit's Green Red, so it doesn't
look so usually like birthmarksare like really brown or like
(06:12):
like darker, darker.
This is like slight, like itlooks like a sun, like I got
tanned, but like just in a weirdlittle dot okay you know what I
mean, and so it could totallybe that I got stabbed in the
back and in addition to that,okay so I've always had this
theory kind of getting off tracka little bit.
Bianca (06:34):
But it adds on to the theory.
David (06:35):
Yeah, so I have this thing about dna and there's like
90 of our dna that nobody'sreally figured out what we have
it for, so they call it junk dnaand I've always kind of thought
in my mind that it's like ourmemories of our ancestors, right
, okay, but it could also belike our past lives and the
(06:55):
reason that I bring all of thisup like survival skills and all
that right.
Bianca (06:59):
So I.
David (07:00):
I came up with this around.
I'm probably I'm not actinglike I'm like a pioneer in
science or anything, but it madesense to me because I'm into
birds and I follow migrationpatterns and all this stuff,
right.
And it's like, how do thesebirds know to fly from the
Yucatan all the way to NorthDakota when they've never been
(07:22):
and they don't have compasses ortravel agents or anything,
right, true?
And it's like, well, what iftheir ancestors went?
and then in their dna they justremember the instinctively right
and so this comes back to me inthe sense that I don't like to
sit anywhere with my back to thedoor, because I've always been
(07:43):
scared of getting stabbed in theback.
I got out of nowhere, and Ihave this birthmark from my past
life so what?
I was okay so you're justscared, okay, so tupac and I
were in las vegas and I gotstabbed in my back.
Bianca (08:02):
Okay, good, no.
So like, let's say like, ifyou're in a bar and you're
sitting down like on the barthingy, like you're not gonna
have your back right towards thepublic, let's just say right, I
don't like people behind me.
David (08:19):
I like to eat a sit against the wall I mean that's
like a no gay thing.
I mean that's fine, but yeah,the stabbing yeah, that's
something that I don't thinkeverybody's got like this phobia
of being stabbed in the back ina public area pretty cool, like
I'm not but it's something Ithink about a lot and I'm a nice
guy, so it's not like I haveyou got enemies or anything out
(08:40):
there like yeah, yeah, rightdefinitely not on the level of
tupac right right but yeah, solike I often will, you know, I
have these people that in mylife that have like a million
guns and ammo and stuff likethat and they're scared of
everything.
Like, yeah, they won't go tostarbucks because they don't let
him take his gun right, and I'mlike, anyways, and I'm like,
(09:02):
dude, just don't be such anasshole, right, I'm not like
that.
Right, like I'm not, I don't besuch an asshole, right, I'm not
like that.
Right, like I'm not.
I don't have like enemies, I'mnot on lists, you know allegedly
that I know of Right, but it issomething that I think about
and this is the thing is I'venever been stabbed before that I
know of.
So, why is this a concern forme?
Bianca (09:21):
True, true, I mean my daughteroklyn.
She has one on her neck whichis like not that big, it's just
like a little.
How do you want to call it?
Like those, the like, wheneveryou get a crayon, you just do a
small circle, like just fingersize circle, like that which.
David (09:43):
Which I do often.
Bianca (09:44):
Right, that's why I went with the crayon thing.
Yeah, so then Bryce and my son.
David (09:56):
He has one on his knee and one on his stomach, but
that's the thing.
He might have been an assholein his last life.
Bianca (10:00):
No, the thing is that Him and Tupac were in Las Vegas.
I'm pretty sure, I'm prettysure, I'm pretty sure.
So the thing is that withbrooklyn, I think it didn't show
up until like she startedgetting bigger, like it wasn't
that noticeable until now, andwith bryson, he's barely a few
months old and you can alreadysee the breast mark, like it's.
So I'm pretty sure whenever hegrows it's gonna grow bigger.
(10:23):
Yeah, as it goes, he's a verysmall person right now yeah, not
as a tiny person like right,he's just small as an age right
right just to be specific, noteven a year yet.
Yeah, that's so.
David (10:38):
We'll see how the breast like he's not getting a job or
anything right now, so don't becalling us with job offers no,
no, no for bryson.
Bianca (10:47):
Yeah, so that's like the conspiracy theory behind tupac
reincarnating into this newrapper, which is the playboy
cardi yeah well, not you, I mean, he's been doing this rapper
thing for a few years already.
Lyrics-wise he's good, playboyhe's good, so we'll see how far
(11:14):
he goes.
David (11:17):
I'm looking up Tupac was born in 1971.
So that's a little bit beforemy time, but not that much.
Bianca (11:26):
I'm pretty sure you guys went to school together and
stuff yeah we were in Las Vegasgetting stabbed.
David (11:38):
We're gonna get in trouble.
This is the thing.
When he got stabbed, I wasalready old.
I wasn't even a kid.
How old were you?
I was already like I wasalready old?
I wasn't even a kid like howold are you?
Bianca (11:46):
I was in 96, I was already 20 okay, so you saw the
21, the whole commotion of itwell, I mean he used to drink a
lot back then.
David (11:55):
So okay, oh, I got, you, got you maybe it it sounds
familiar, right it sounds, Iwill say this I do think I
watched that mike tyson fight onpay-per-view.
That's probably that 100.
You saw that that probablyhappened, for sure right, but
yeah, that's.
Bianca (12:13):
I mean I don't know, like I don't have any birthmarks
, to be honest yeah, that'sweird why how?
So this is what I think and I'mtrying to look for one, but
it's not birthmarks Like I have.
David (12:26):
Imagine if we found one right now, while we're no.
So hear me out.
Bianca (12:32):
I'm hearing.
David (12:33):
So if you go back, let's say 5000 years, right, I don't
remember much of it, but therewas hardly any people, right
Like now we have, like like what, three billion people on the
planet but I'll keep trying,that's from my last count, it
was three billion people right.
Bianca (12:52):
Did you add bryson on that time?
David (12:53):
oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
So this is the thing.
When I was little, I thinkthere was only one billion
people on the planet I'm prettysure did you know how to count
back then.
I mean, I had to get completelynaked to get as far as I could,
right.
But this is the thing, is thatif reincarnation was working,
(13:14):
then there's not enough people,yeah so maybe you're like a new
one or what if I don't have one?
You don't have one, what?
A soul that's also a realpossibility.
Bianca (13:28):
They're just throwing people out there into the world
without a soul.
David (13:32):
They're like yeah, there's no souls right now so
that I mean not not for youexactly, but it would make a lot
of sense for a lot of peopleright.
I don't want to say any names,but Justin Bieber just doesn't
seem right.
(13:52):
Right, I don't mean to bestarting a feud with Justin
Bieber.
Bianca (13:56):
Or the Beliebers.
David (13:58):
Or the Beliebers.
So please don't boycott us,don't stop.
Bianca (14:03):
But but Wait, something ain't right with that boy, so
know like catholics believe likesome type of incarnation or
like your soul goes to, likerest and stuff like that.
Yeah, but let's just be fuckingreal right now.
Do we think jesus likereincarnated?
David (14:21):
so not to justin bieber, I'm sure I, like I'm very um
adamant about that.
Right j right, right, right.
Jesus could have been a lot ofpeople.
Bianca (14:30):
Right.
But, not Bieber, right, but butin your eyes.
Who would you think Jesusreincarnated into?
David (14:39):
So I'm not going to say Mark Antonio Solis, even though
everybody's going to say that,but Even though, everybody's
going to say that.
Bianca (14:50):
But Wait, imagine if he had the what's it called the
birthmarks on his hand and feet.
So those would be really weirdbirthmarks.
We need someone with thebirthmarks on the hands and the
feet Hold on, I'm Googling.
We're going to have to look forsomeone that has birthmarks on
hands and the feet.
David (15:05):
If you have birthmarks like the stigmata, let us know
on our Facebook.
Like and subscribe.
Tiktok, get a hold of ussomehow.
Bianca (15:16):
Let us know, send us pictures of your birthmarks.
David (15:22):
Antonio, I'm looking up.
Bianca (15:24):
Marco Antonio Solis.
It's Marco Antonio Solis.
David (15:29):
Hands Looking at his hands.
Bianca (15:35):
I don't think his feet are going to show up, but the
hands would be a big giveaway.
David (15:39):
Yeah, if he had holes in his hands I don't have holes
First time.
Can you imagine, hear me out,imagine if he had holes in his
hands and we just missed it thiswhole time?
We just never met, we neverthought about it.
And then we're looking at hisalbum and he's got his hand on
his face like that and you'relike you could see his eye right
(16:00):
through his hand.
How come we could do that?
How weird would that be?
All right, his hands are clear.
He does be all right.
His hands are clear.
He does not have holes in hishands, man or birthmarks in his
hands or a thorn crown so he'ssafe.
Bianca (16:16):
He is safe, he's on the clear.
We're gonna have to look it upsomebody else, yeah, I mean, but
let us know you guys havebirthmarks on your hands and
feet, but that would be a weirdspot to get a birthmark though,
like Like on your hands, hans.
David (16:28):
Well, it would have to be on both sides.
That's the weird part.
Yeah, on the same.
Bianca (16:32):
Yeah, like I think you could.
David (16:33):
Maybe somebody has one somewhere.
Bianca (16:35):
Yeah, the palms right, the palms in the back.
So that's the thing.
Would it be just through thepalms or through the outside of
the hand?
David (16:44):
So that's what I mean is that if you got so we haven't
gone over the crucifixion right?
Bianca (16:50):
Which may be an episode.
Eventually, we'll go through it.
David (16:53):
But there is some debate on whether he was nailed through
the hand or through the wrist.
Oh shit, right, right, and soeither way, I mean the one thing
they agree on is he was nailed.
It would have to be on bothsides, no just nailed right what
.
Bianca (17:13):
Right, okay.
David (17:14):
It would have to be on both sides and it would have to
be on both hands and on the feettoo.
So, yeah, that would be weird.
So this is something, and, man,I hope we don't get canceled
for this, Fuck.
But so where I grew up, I grewup in kingsville and it is a
military town, so there's a bigmilitary base there.
(17:37):
There is also a big universitythere, at least big compared to
the city right, and then, uh,the railroad has a department
there.
So there's people from out oftown, so there's a lot of people
from all over the world in thislittle bitty town that I grew
up in, including a lot of peoplefrom india, and in india that
(18:00):
religion, hindus, do believe inreincarnation.
Yeah, and so from myunderstanding like buddhism
hinduism, buddhism, right, it'slike they believe in all that
right, right, right, yeah, sothere was like several buddhas,
because he was reincarnated intosomebody else right so who, by
(18:24):
the way, right now is the dalailama?
Who?
Bianca (18:29):
by the way, right now is the.
David (18:29):
Dalai Lama the.
What so have you ever heard ofthe Dalai Lama?
He's a famous monk.
No, anyway, he's supposed to bethe newest Buddha, okay, anyway
, they have a weird.
Their religion has two kind ofpopes, okay, and so one of them
(18:50):
is Buddha and I don't reallyknow the name of the other one.
But the way that it works isthat, like, the Dalai Lama picks
a baby and says he's going tobe the other one when he grows
up Right, okay, up, right, okay.
(19:12):
Well, the I think it's chinadoesn't really like this
religion because they kind ofmeddle with things, so they
kidnapped that kid when he was alittle baby okay, so they don't
know where he is, and so what'ssupposed to happen is, when the
dalai lama dies, that littlekid is supposed to pick out the
new buddha.
Uh-huh well, we don't know wherehe is so that's it.
So we might be done withbuddhism.
(19:33):
You know what I mean what thefuck yeah, so anyway, what I was
getting at right?
Indian people that I knowbelieve that if you're like a
bad person, you get reincarnatedinto like a fly or something.
Bianca (19:50):
Yeah.
David (19:51):
Right, and in India, I don't know if you know this, but
they don't eat beef, and thecows just like walk around
everywhere.
Bianca (20:02):
Okay.
David (20:02):
They're like stray cats over there there's cows
everywhere Because they thinkthat the good people in their
life, like their grandparents,were reincarnated into cows.
So they don't eat cows becausethat's like their ancestors what
?
But then they come over herewe're eating and they eat cows
because they're like well,they're not my ancestors, right?
(20:24):
You know what I mean.
Bianca (20:24):
so I always thought that was kind of weird like now, my
minds are over there, and then,and I'm sure that's not
everybody.
David (20:30):
I'm being kind of general yeah but that has been my
experience.
Bianca (20:34):
I have met people that believe that like well, I mean
your grandparents you can't evenkill like a fly or like a ant
or anything like that.
David (20:42):
I think it was some shit like that that you like so I
don't think you're supposed to,because they're they think
they're living people.
Yeah, like they're people, evenif they're a bad person, you
don't just kill them.
Yeah, and so, yeah, so that'suh, I think that's interesting.
So I will say this as anatheist myself right,
(21:06):
reincarnation kind of makes themost sense to me out of the
religious because, the wholereligious yeah, because like
process or like, oh, you'regonna die and you're gonna go to
hell.
Doesn't make any sense, no, andthen like go to heaven, what?
Bianca (21:23):
if most of the souls went to hell and don't ever come
back out of hell, and that'swhy we're low on souls what if
they're just so stuck?
David (21:39):
in hell they're just trapped there.
Bianca (21:43):
Would that make sense?
I think that's part of it, yeah.
David (21:45):
I think so.
But people like you, thenewbies like, where do you love
them?
How?
Bianca (21:51):
the fuck is this?
Why the fuck am I a newbie Justbecause I don't have birthmarks
?
David (21:55):
You don't have birthmarks .
Bianca (21:57):
What if I just died of natural causes?
David (21:59):
And I'm going to show you real quick.
That may be true, but over,like generations.
Bianca (22:03):
Right.
David (22:06):
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's kind of boring, if you
ask me no, but like, let's bereal and by the way, knowing you
the way that I do, it'sunlikely yeah, yeah yeah,
unlikely, you've been murderedbefore.
Bianca (22:20):
I had to be.
There's no way.
I had to think of myself bothof us.
David (22:24):
Yeah, someone had to take me out for sure.
Yeah, you, you didn't die ofnatural causes this whole time.
Or you're brand new, which alsowould make sense.
Bianca (22:32):
True, true, true.
David (22:36):
Maybe you have a birthmark.
Bianca (22:39):
My freckles don't count.
David (22:40):
You just haven't seen it yet.
No you're gonna get in a reallyserious relationship and then
you're gonna find out you havethis like cannonball size no, no
, no, it doesn't.
Bianca (22:59):
I don't have any birthmarks that's a.
David (23:06):
You have a tiny one on your kink, but I don't think
that could be a fatal thing,it's not.
Bianca (23:12):
That's what I'm saying.
It's not a thing, it's not.
David (23:16):
Maybe it's in your hair, oh shit, maybe.
Bianca (23:21):
I'm going to go on my hairstylist and ask her if she
has a hair.
David (23:24):
So this is what we'll do Shave your head and next week no
no no, next week, just wearlike a bikini and I'm going to
just search you over.
We're going to film it and putit on TikTok.
Right, we're going to get tothe bottom of this.
Is Bianca a new soul?
Bianca (23:41):
or has she?
David (23:41):
been murdered before, because people think she's been
murdered.
Bianca (23:46):
No, no, no.
What if they poison me?
How the fuck does that work?
David (23:50):
that's another thing I hadn't even thought about what
if it?
Bianca (23:53):
what if I was poisoned?
Actually so hear me out.
David (23:57):
That sounds like the most likely way right, that would
make sense.
Bianca (24:00):
Like people want me to shut the fuck up.
David (24:02):
Yeah, they would give you and you would totally fall for
it.
Yeah, it'd be like in a donutor a cheesecake yeah, as long as
it doesn't have onions oranything like fuck.
She ate twice as much as wethought yeah, yeah, I'll be a
fucking easy okay, so that makessense.
That makes sense.
And then this is the otherthing too is that if you were to
be hung or choked that's a big.
(24:25):
Maybe you don't have abirthmark.
True, because if I choke you,you don't get cuts, or you don't
get.
You know what I?
Bianca (24:34):
mean, but you get marks.
David (24:35):
I mean from the Maybe or like bruising If you do it right
and allegedly I have neverchoked somebody to death right.
But I think you could do itwithout like if somebody
smothered you with a pillow.
Bianca (24:50):
Oh, with a plastic bag.
That's it.
David (24:52):
Or also a plastic bag man , or what if somebody hits you
in the head with a bat, but nothard enough to break the skin,
but like hard enough to kill you?
Bianca (25:03):
Knock you out yeah.
David (25:05):
Or if you drown.
Bianca (25:06):
But that's the thing, like I already got knocked like
the day of the car accident.
Or if you drown but that's thething, like I already got
knocked Like the day of the caraccident.
David (25:12):
I just got knocked out, nothing else broke, or Maybe you
have like a superpower.
This is what we're going to do.
Bianca (25:24):
So next week, when you're here balding in your
bikini?
David (25:27):
we're going to try to see if we can break your bones.
Guys, this is what the fuck Igot to deal with.
Bianca (25:30):
We're going to try and you know I'm gonna have all my
knives here that I'm alreadygetting like in my head about it
.
David (25:34):
I'm probably gonna do it.
We're gonna get so many.
There's no way we're gonna getno way we're gonna have
followers.
Bianca (25:41):
We're gonna get like this point I gotta skydive
without the fucking parachute,yeah and live stream it.
David (25:47):
Yeah, I mean, there's people that have survived that
shit, bro also true, yes, andlive stream it.
Yeah, there's people that havesurvived that shit bro.
Bianca (25:55):
Also true.
Yes, Like how.
David (25:57):
I think you have to jump at the last minute.
I think that would work.
It makes sense to me Not scream.
Yeah, don't scream.
You got to focus and as soon asyou get to the ground, you got
to roll.
You got to roll and you got tojump.
I'm pretty sure that's how itworks.
Bianca (26:13):
I know what the fuck, is this A fire jump?
What is it?
David (26:16):
I have seen it done on cartoons my whole life.
I'm pretty sure I could do it.
Bianca (26:26):
So if people die in a fire, do they get breath marks?
David (26:30):
Okay.
So that's the thing.
If people die in a fire, dothey get birthmarks?
Okay?
So I have seen people with likea lot of birthmarks, like
really big freckles.
I guess you could say okaymaybe, but that's the thing.
Bianca (26:41):
How do you do like divide freckles from birthmarks?
Okay, because this, like I havefreckles right what if I got
shot in the face and with likewith like a shotgun yeah, yeah
like a bunch of little bbs orsomething.
Yeah, like salt.
David (26:59):
Yeah, that's what killed me so I have had people shoot at
me with salt and guns.
I used to do things I wasn'tsupposed to do and not admitting
to anything here, but when Iwas a child, Boys will be boys.
(27:23):
Boys will be boys, right, andso I had a thing for horses that
I'd like to maybe take withoutpermission, and somebody got mad
and shot at me with a rock saltand a gun.
Bianca (27:42):
But that didn't kill you .
David (27:43):
It didn't kill me and it didn't give me my birthmarks
that I have now Right.
Bianca (27:48):
But I mean, at least they didn't shoot you on your
back right?
David (27:52):
well, they did shoot me on my back because I was running
away, so besides right, allright so I think, reincarnation.
Getting back to the, ourpodcast to the serious part it
makes the most sense as anatheist, and I think it also
(28:16):
like, even if you don't believein anything it makes sense from
like passed down well, evensyndrome or in science right
they say, like matter cannot becreated or destroyed.
Bianca (28:29):
I mean yeah, yeah, I mean even like that, like how,
like mental illnesses have beenshowing up, like, or like people
acknowledge them more.
You would say.
David (28:39):
Yeah.
Bianca (28:40):
Back in the day they wouldn't fucking pay attention
to it, but I'm pretty sure theywere like hand downs in your DNA
or your genes.
Right, right, I think, for sure, for sure.
And your DNA and your genes,right, I think?
David (28:49):
for sure, for sure.
But I think they used to callpeople with mental illness like
possessed.
Bianca (28:56):
Right.
David (28:57):
And so it's not like they just popped up.
Bianca (29:00):
They always had them.
David (29:04):
We just thought they were something else, Because it's
like we have more record numbersof reports of autism.
It's not like autism is brandnew.
No, it's like we have morerecord numbers of reports of
autism.
Bianca (29:11):
Right.
David (29:12):
It's not like autism is brand new.
No, it's big, it's just weunderstand it.
Bianca (29:16):
We know what it is now.
David (29:18):
I don't know if it was just completely ignored in the
past or if we called itsomething else.
I mean, I don't remember thatlife that they got stabbed in
the back.
Bianca (29:30):
Right.
David (29:30):
Right, right but.
Bianca (29:34):
Hmm.
David (29:36):
And there's a scripture in the Bible that says there's
nothing I mean the thing is thatI'm like not scared of anything
, I would say.
Yeah, that checks, out.
Bianca (29:48):
Right.
That checks out what ifbirthmarks are just like a thing
that you get, like you fear,you know.
David (29:57):
So imagine meeting somebody with, like a birthmark
all through their whole face.
Like, imagine they must bescared of everything, right?
Bianca (30:05):
Right.
David (30:07):
So I'm trying to think, because I've seen a lot of
people naked your weirdestbirthmark I'm trying to think of
the weirdest birthmark thatI've seen, Because as a strip
club connoisseur I have seenlike thousands of women naked.
Bianca (30:26):
Right.
David (30:27):
And a handful of dudes.
Bianca (30:29):
Naked.
David (30:34):
Yeah, or just hands.
I, I mean I've seen hands.
I've seen a lot of hands fromdudes, from dudes, right, I
don't know what you're trying topaint me in a corner with, but
anyway, I've seen birthmarkslike in shapes of hearts and in
shapes of stars and in no, butthose are handmade, right?
No, no no, I mean, I don't knowthese women very well they
(30:57):
probably lied to you, bro.
You're over here falling it'salso very dark in a lot of these
places but you should havetaken a picture so I do have, I
have plenty of pictures.
I just don't know, like if youwere killed with something in
the shape of those weird objects, that's what I'm saying.
Bianca (31:16):
They probably like handmade it, like spray tan over
it.
Maybe I don't think so, becausea star in a fucking heart that
seems like a fucking like acutie mark from a fucking my
Little Pony.
David (31:31):
Well, I mean, it's not like a perfect, like it, just
that's what it looks like to me.
Bianca (31:39):
Similar to Right, right.
David (31:40):
So I think like birthmarks.
I've seen birthmarks like inthe shape of Africa.
You know what I mean.
Bianca (31:46):
What's the shape of Africa?
David (31:47):
Like the continent, Like on the map, yeah.
Bianca (31:50):
Oh, like it looks like that.
David (31:52):
You know, I mean they just could be blobs, Right, but
to me it's like you know you gotto be specific when I see a
naked woman, I automaticallythink of geography.
Right, you know what I mean.
Bianca (32:04):
Right, right, right right you know, makes sense,
makes sense.
So.
So now I'm not fucking comingbald, I'm not coming in a
fucking bikini.
Well, that's that we will alljump off a fucking.
I'll skydive and fucking jumpwithout a fucking parachute.
We'll see how far it gets Imean a car crash didn't kill me.
(32:28):
How bad could it be?
David (32:29):
it's true, and especially if you do that roll thing that
I'm gonna teach you after thisepisode yeah, so yeah, that's my
theory.
Bianca (32:44):
So.
David (32:46):
I think it's a good theory and even though there's a
year difference yeah, I'm notbuying this tupac thing so much,
but reincarnation is veryinteresting to me it's david the
skeptic, apparently, is not soskeptic on this one.
Bianca (33:04):
Right, it makes sense to me, yeah like because you're a
chicken.
David (33:08):
Well, this is the thing, right is?
You know, I grew up a christianand it's like if there was a
heaven and people were like upthere watching us we would see
that everybody goes to heaven.
Bianca (33:19):
There's some of some of them go to hell and they just
stay in hell like, what do we dowith the rest of the bodies or
souls, I mean pending souls?
What are we doing, like takingturns?
David (33:32):
I guess.
So, Like I guess there's a linesomewhere People trying to get
in.
Yeah, I think the new souls,like what we were talking about
with you.
That makes sense Because thepopulation has grown on the
planet.
And so we can't just reuse thesame ones, true?
(33:53):
Or what if they split, and sowhen you die, you come back as
two different people?
Bianca (33:59):
okay, okay, okay.
That's how people like meettheir what's it called soulmates
oh shit, oh shit, david, Ithink we got it.
Meet their what's it calledSoulmates, oh shit.
David (34:12):
Oh shit, david, I think that we got it.
We figured out all the problemsin the world.
Bianca (34:21):
So let us know what problems you have, what
questions you have.
I mean, we're open to anything.
David (34:27):
They don't put us on the air for our looks right, we got
the brains right follow us onall of our socials.
Yeah, and we will be back nextweek.
Yes, sir, thank you forlistening bye guys.
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