November 1, 2024 • 35 mins
What happens when a sensational crime challenges societal norms and ignites a national conversation? The infamous case of John and Lorena Bobbitt is more than just a headline-grabbing scandal; it's a complex tale of abuse, justice, and public perception. Join us as we revisit the chaotic 80s and 90s, dissecting the explosive courtroom drama that thrust the Bobbitts into the media spotlight. Lorena's drastic action of severing her husband's anatomy brought the once-taboo topics of marital rape and domestic violence to the forefront, forcing a re-evaluation of legal and societal views that were long overdue.
As the story unfolds, the saga takes unexpected turns that blur the lines between victim and villain. Was Lorena a folk hero standing against domestic abuse, or was her act one of vindictive revenge? We explore the intricacies of her claims against John and the subsequent trials, scrutinizing the legal proceedings and media frenzy that captivated audiences worldwide. Through candid discussions, we shed light on the broader implications for justice and victimhood, and the persistent challenges in recognizing spousal abuse within the legal system.
Finally, we shift gears to the surreal aftermath of the case, where John Wayne Bobbitt's post-trial life veered into bizarre new territory. From adult films to look-alike contests, his quest for fame paints a vivid picture of 1990s pop culture and its quirks. Listen as we recount amusing anecdotes and reflect on the cultural zeitgeist that allowed such a peculiar story to flourish. And as we wrap up, we encourage listeners to engage with us on social media, share their thoughts, and prepare for more fascinating discussions in the episodes to come.
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hey, uh, you said something about a bonnet or what
.
Bobbit, bobbit.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
John.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Like the push it, pull it, twist it and.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Lorena, oh, not Bop-It.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Bobbit.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
My bad, my bad G.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
All right.
So this is going back.
We just we're kind of gettingin a little bit of a true crime
phase, which I'm all right with.
Um, this is also back in theearly 90s, when we we just
finished the Menendez brothersepisode.
This is around the same time,and so one of the things that it
(00:55):
didn't bring up in the Menendezbrothers episode that is
relevant not only to thatepisode but to this episode okay
is that there was no camerasallowed in courtrooms until I
think the menendez brothers yeah, they started the court tv
right right so this was anotherone of those court cases that
(01:16):
was televised.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That and also like judy type of thing right, but
real life, right.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
real life.
I mean, the Menendez brotherswas a murder.
Yeah, it's a little bitdifferent.
I know you don't know anythingabout this story, but you're
gonna like this story, I meanthe fucking 80s 90s were fucking
chaos, man, it was wild, wild.
Right, and it explains why I amthe way that I am Right.
But this story was also on TVand back then most people only
(01:46):
had a few channels.
I had three channels ABC, CBS,NBC that was it and PBS.
Sometimes it didn't come instrong, so I didn't get it all
the time, but that's what we had, and these were on those
channels as well as court TV,right.
So they were.
They were on cable.
Cable was starting to kind ofgrow and be out there, and so
(02:07):
these things were things that wewatched, like Dancing with the
Stars, basically.
Like everybody watched it, right.
So the David Koresh, I watchedthat Building Burn, the Menendez
Trial, oj Simpson, and nowwe're talking about John and
Lorena Bobbitt Bobbitt.
(02:27):
So this is a married couple.
Okay, and so, according toLorena, she's from Ecuador,
right?
She's a Latina woman.
Okay, and John is like thisMarine Young guy.
Okay, and John is like thisMarine Young guy Okay.
And they made it seem like Ericand Lyle were good looking.
(02:50):
This guy was good looking.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Can I get a picture?
I'm going to pull him up, I'mgoing to pull him up.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They were both.
I think they were both goodlooking.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's her.
Yeah, so this was him.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yeah, she looks cute she was cute, he was, he
was, he was good looking.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yonka's not that much into white guys, so no, but,
but he's better than Eric andLyle, though.
Yes, for sure, I'll tell youthat.
So this is them.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
This is them during the trial yeah it's okay, this
is what they look like, and sothe story is, and we're going
back to abuse, right.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That in their relationship there was abuse
Right and he was accused ofraping his wife.
And to go back to this timeperiod, it was half of the
country maybe, I don't know thepercentage, but a good chunk of
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the country didn't think ahusband could rape their wife.
Okay, like the wife was likeproperty.
(04:20):
So, that was a little bit of aweird part of this case is that
the first part was him gettingtried for raping his wife.
The crime had already beencommitted and I'm going to cut
to the crime so that it's out.
The crime is while he wasasleep.
She says he was drunk, he sayshe was exhausted.
They had sex.
He finishes and she cuts hisdick off wait, wait you're.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You're fucking making this shit up.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I swear no wait what so here it is right, here so
okay, let me read quote unquote.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I have the wikipedia.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Wikipedia page up where is it?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
so just read this, this whole thing here, okay.
John wayne bobbitt and lorettabobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were
an American former couple,married on June 18, 1989, whose
relationship receivedinternational press coverage in
1993, when Lorena served.
(05:40):
John's penis with a knife whilehe was asleep in bed.
The penis was successfullysurgile, so they put it back
reattached.
What yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
so this story is this is the beginning what did she?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
put it in nice, or what the fuck happened?
What?
This is important to know okayso so you're telling me, if I
cut someone's dick, they're ableto reattach it?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
they did with him, and I'm going to tell you the
story, because this is nothingwhat nothing.
What you think happenedhappened right.
They had sex, he, so I'm notthinking shit.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What do you mean?
But okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
The story doesn't make any sense that's why this
is.
This is why I wanted to make iton the podcast.
Okay, so he worked at a club.
So he gets out at like two,three o'clock in the morning and
so he's exhausted.
She says he's drunk, but heclaims he's just exhausted from
working all night.
They have sex, he passes out,he's asleep, she goes like she's
(06:49):
going to you know what rightand then just slices it off.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Man.
But how the fuck that?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Sharp knife, very sharp knife, a long, sharp knife
.
Okay, she gets in the car withthe penis and the knife she
drives to the town next door.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
While she's driving, throws them both out the window.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, I'm trying to follow the story.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's a crazy story, okay so, okay, I'm trying to
follow the story.
Yeah, it's a crazy story, okay.
So then they find out hey, thisguy been attacked.
Call the ambulance, call thesheriff, call all those people.
They catch her right away.
Right, okay.
And they ask her well, wherewere you when you threw it?
Four cops looking for it.
(07:43):
Find it.
Find it.
They find it and they take itto the hospital and they
reattach it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I just hope one day I don't have to go through that.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Anyways, the story is not even done.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So this becomes like an international sensation.
Women at the time are kind ofcelebrating her.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
As they should yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
And so when this first happens, you know, because
kind of like the Menendezbrothers, the original story is
very different than what latercomes out, right?
So when she gets arrested forassault, right, they take her to
(08:34):
the police station and they gowhy did you do this?
Guess what she says.
First thing, she says he's avery selfish lover.
He orgasms and he never waitsfor me to orgasm.
That's her first reasoning.
(08:55):
I don't know if she thoughtthat was going to get her off,
but that was her reasoning atthe beginning.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Now she goes to jail, you're going to go to trial.
Then she starts to saysomething a little bit more
realistic.
A little bit more realistic Ihaven't thought about it guys
yeah, like he's abusive and herapes her and like stories start
to come out right, so they kindof put him.
The lawyers put him kind of inhiding.
So he has a brother that has aranch out in the middle of
(09:25):
nowhere.
The lawyer's like go to yourbrothers, don't come out.
The news is everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Okay, all over the world.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, and so now they , the people, start researching
a little bit and there arepolice reports of domestic
violence from her, from herbehalf, that he has come and the
police have reports of domesticviolence From her, from her On
behalf.
That he has come and the policehave pictures of bruises.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So it's not one of those things where, like you
know we talked about in theMenendez trial, there was really
nothing other than their word,Right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
This isn't like that.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
She was abused.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And there she was abused.
There's pictures.
She called the police etc.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Etc.
Several events.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
There was events, yeah this was not something that
nobody knew about yeah whenthey interviewed her family,
when they interviewed theirfriends, they were like, yeah,
yeah, there was this one timewhere he punched her blah, blah,
blah, right, so her story isway more credible with all of
this.
So for some reason, the judgedecides okay let's try him first
(10:34):
for spousal rape and then we'llget to her trial later okay
right so let's keep it evenright they're both going to
trial, yeah, but we're gonna dohis first yeah and I really
don't know the dynamics ofeverything.
Like I said, I do know and thismay still be the case.
(10:55):
I don't know that some peoplethink that a woman cannot be
raped by her husband, but I knowback then it was way more
common yeah where that the manowned the wife, kind of
mentality, right?
Yeah, I'm sure there's asection of people that probably
still think that you know howmany dicks I would have chopped
off back in the day yeah so.
(11:18):
So when all of this came outright, women were like finally
right, like finally somebody.
She became a little bit of afolk hero for women.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Right.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Like a sexy red type of thing right now.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I guess.
So, yeah, she stood up and shefought back, et cetera, et
cetera, right, and so they wentto trial for him first and, like
I said, I don't know thedynamics, I didn't really pay
attention to that trial thatmuch, but I know that he was
found not guilty, that, like Isaid, you cannot argue that the
(11:56):
police were called.
There was domestic violence atthe very least.
Um, so I it seems kind ofextreme that she would do that
if it was just she got roughedup a couple of times.
You know what I mean.
So her story seems to be he wasfound guilty, but I don't know
(12:19):
if I believe it.
Let's say it that way.
Okay, right, Okay.
And they go to her trial.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And oh so before, like I told you, he's, he's out
in the he's he's out in the he'sout in the ranch, in the ranch
trying right the lawyer's likedon't come out don't do nothing
right.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
He calls his lawyer okay, and he's like I'm going
into town, and the lawyer's like, no, no, you can't go to town.
What do you need to go to townfor?
That's what he says.
That's true.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He says the local bar is having a john wayne bobbitt
look-alike contest and I think Ican win it no, way no yeah, so
the lawyer, his lawyer there's areason I made it up right can
(13:12):
you imagine if I made up acontest for me?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I would lose it.
I wouldn't win my own contest.
But this is the thing thelawyer his lawyer has gone on
record to say he believeseverything John Bobbitt says,
because John Bobbitt is too dumbto lie.
Oh, his lawyer says that.
(13:38):
Yeah, his lawyer says he's justtoo dumb to lie.
He can't keep lies straight inhis mind.
He can't even think of a lie.
Yeah, because he's too dumb,right?
Okay, which is such a weirdthing to say, but I guess right
yeah, it's a weird thing.
(13:59):
So I don't remember I, I, Iremember her trial.
I remember her trial because itwas like um, pretty much
everywhere right, and so at theend they went into all the he
raped her, all this stuff, andin the end she was also found
(14:20):
not guilty.
So in other words, neither ofthem did anything okay right
don't tell me, they got fuckingback together.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, no, no, no, no, no, they didn't.
Great, great great Worse.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Maybe it's not worse, but so she was found not guilty
by reason of insanity oh, andthat she was, which I don't know
.
If that's not guilty, likeyou're basically saying, she's a
crazy bitch.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, right, but we all knew that from the start,
right, yeah, we knew like whyeven go to trial it just?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
right, we already knew that, skip that so this is
where this is where things get alittle bit weird.
Like I told you, he has hispenis reattached right and he's
looking for money makingopportunities okay and back then
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there wasn't a lot of workuh-huh but there's this one
field field.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's fucking gross.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Where he decides he's going to become a porn star and
he makes a movie calledFranken-Penis Right and they
(15:50):
dropped it on october 30th sothe?
The movie is called frank andpenis.
It's called the.
It's an adult film.
John wayne bobbitt uncut, uncut, what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
No fucking way, I'm just a genius.
I'm like what the fuck?
So it works.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I'm going to be honest with you.
So back then in the 90s, pornwasn't like it was today.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So if you wanted to watch this movie, right, you had
to go to the video store andbuy it or rent it and then take
it home and watch it on likeyour dvd player.
I even the hs back then dvdplayer.
Yeah, even then there wasn'teven dvd players, so I didn't go
through all of the hassle forthat, so I never watched this
(16:47):
movie.
Um, in fact, now that I, if Iwanted to watch it for research
right, I don't even know if Icould because I think porn is
banned in texas yeah, that'strue but, what wait?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I mean, yeah, to make the movie it had to work
somewhat.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
So there was, at the time, the way that our late
night talk shows.
They made a lot of jokes aboutthis, so that's what I know
about and the word was,according to the late night hoax
, is that it looked like he puta popsicle stick in it yeah yeah
(17:32):
.
So I don't know, it doesn'tsound like a porn that I would
want to watch no, it's um, I doremember.
I do remember um, like themovie poster.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I saw that somewhere right, it's not like if they
were advertising it on TVbecause he wanted to get his
minute of fame.
I'm pretty sure.
Maybe, so we.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I have a new setup in our studio where where we can
both look at our um, ourcomputer screen.
Frank and weenie, that's adifferent movie.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, I don't think let's see I mean, they show his
pictures, but not the cover.
Is it that one?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
no, that's somebody else I can't even find the movie
poster, but I remember seeingit and it was him and there was
like two hot girls in thepicture, and that's like all I
remember.
Um, and I can't even remember.
(18:53):
I mean he clearly had to havebeen clothed right, but but you
think he gets.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
He gets paid for views, or like so I'm not, I
mean man, I guess at the time,or per like per deem, not per
deem per like per purchase ofthe thingy.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I guess that's how it would work.
I don't know.
I mean, if you did it, can youlet us know?
The thing is, is that if youwere to just buy it back then oh
, and by the way, the porns backthen were like 80 bucks what?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
yeah, so they were banking back in the day so it
was a lot of because you had to.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
that was the only way you were getting it, like now
you can get it on facebook, youknow.
I mean, like sending digitalimages is so easy now, true, it
wasn't like back then, like youhad to like get magazines or
movies or, you know, it wasn'teverywhere, and so if you were
going to go through all of thetrouble to go to the movie store
(19:59):
, they were going to charge youbecause you kind of you had to
get dressed, you had to put yourshoes on to go get.
You know what I mean?
It was almost easier to justget a girlfriend and maybe even
cheaper right but, but, soanyway.
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So this is now kind of comingback into light.
They threatened to deport her,like all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Why.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
So she's, like I said , from Ecuador.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I mean, they already did the trial and she put it.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Well, they were threatening her back, then, so
Is that a picture in the court.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
This On top on top on top.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
So they were showing pictures of the penis to show
the violence of what she did andso okay.
So it's not like you can seethe penis right, but like it's
like a potato and a little it'sblurred out.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yeah and so I think I have seen that picture before.
Where did that go?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
that's fucking weird, though.
Is it that one, that one?
It's all the same they allblurred out yeah not that I want
to see it that bad right she'sgoing to look, but like, there
it is that's all she cut thatsucks, man.
(21:37):
It's all the way cut throughyou know how they joke about the
popsicle stick type of thingyeah so it's literally just like
okay.
So I'm just like curious.
It's fucking dumb as shit.
They reattached it yeah and forit to just be like a popsicle
(21:58):
stick.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So skin around what I think what they meant and, like
I said, didn't watch it.
What I think that they weretalking about is that that's the
popsicle stick was used to gethim hard, like to make him stiff
oh like I don't know.
Like I said, I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I don't know if I would want to watch it exactly
not me neither.
But the thing is that there inthe picture it looks fucking
huge.
It looks like the hand of thefucking guy.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I'm pretty sure they zoomed it in, they zoomed in and
it looks like she cut the topoff.
It looks like a thumb.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, it does look like a thumb, like one of those
flat thumbs, you know.
It looks like a thumb and sothis is what the fuck he's
crying about.
This is what the like.
What?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
So that's cut all the way through.
I don't know what you'retalking about.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
That had to have hurt like I know, like I know, it's
like cut all the way through,but it wasn't that much, yeah,
still you're gonna just staywithout it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean I guess, technically yeah, but man I mean
, that's not even a pound.
What do you mean?
Technically yeah, but man Imean.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
That's not even a pound.
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
No, it's not a pound.
It doesn't look like a pound,but I mean, he also got into
wrestling, of course, right?
So that's the other side of it.
That's the other side of it.
That's his body.
So we're looking at the photosright now.
(23:31):
Let's see if we can.
Okay, we can't even put this onfacebook they reattached it to
that.
How the fuck yeah that I'mgonna be honest with you this
this is a little you can orderthe pictures for 375 dollars man
(24:01):
, that's fucking crazy, stillmaking money.
Yeah, no man, like how the fuckso this is a little bit of a
like a miracle of modern scienceexactly like how.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
What?
Yeah, because this is as adoctor, okay me not being a
fucking doctor.
No fucking yeah, knowledge andthis shit, but there's no way.
There's no fucking skin.
How the fuck.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, I mean skin's probably the least of his
problem, because I think you canget skin from wherever.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
True, but still like, if you're going to reattach it,
like whenever he peed, youdon't think it went out, Because
it was caught all the waythrough.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
All the way off, yeah .
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So you don't think it would have leaks or something
like that?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, you're going to want that sewed nice and tight
because, you don't want leaks.
So this is what she looks liketoday.
That's Loren on today.
So this is what she looks liketoday.
That's Loren on today andthat's what he looks like today.
So she kind of wins on that,yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
That's fucking crazy, though, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, so that's the story of the Lorena Bobbitt and
of the Lorena Bobbitt and we'redoing.
We got Dave and Bianca giveadvice at the end of our shows.
(25:30):
I don't have an update for lastweek's.
I don't even remember what thestory was.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It was interesting, I remember, yeah, I think it was
the friend, the ex and the, thefriend, the ex and the guy, some
shit like that alright, so thisone's a guy this time, also
from reddit.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
We have not had time to read or get stories from our
viewers, so we're just stealingthese from.
Reddit.
All right.
So this particular person usedto work at a department store.
It's a guy.
He worked in the jewelrydepartment and he works at a new
(26:14):
place and they have a jewelrydepartment.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, and he works at a new place and they have a
jewelry department.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay so, and you would think, put him in the
jewelry department, right?
You seem to know about it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, some expertise Watches Earrings.
Yeah, whatever, nope.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
They put him in the underwear department.
No, I don't know, I don't knowwhat department.
They put him in the underweardepartment.
No, I don't know, I don't knowa department.
But he's upset that they didn'tput him where his expertise or
his experience, at the veryleast.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, understandable.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
So if you were in a situation like that, right, what
would you do?
Would you just eh, now I'mworking in a new department,
learn something new?
Or would you be like why arethey putting these idiots in
jewelry when I'm the one whoknows about jewelry?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
So they put someone else, they offered someone else
a spot.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Right, right.
And also this person has likeseniority too.
So they're, you know, likethey've been there long, they're
not new.
Okay, Damn that's crazy, though, as a manager, it seems like a
missed opportunity, right?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, as a manager, you should have done your
research or gone through theresume.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
At least Not just hire someone, because oh yeah,
you know, and he mentioned thathe put it on the resume.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, at least Not just hire someone because oh
yeah, you know, and he mentionedthat, he put it on his resume.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh, so people knew.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
He used that as part of how to get the job.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah.
And then Damn, and then justput you in another department.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, I don't know if it says what department he's in
, but Okay, open it, let's see.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Cashier says what department he's in, but I can't
open it.
Let's see cashier cashier yeah,damn.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Just normal employee, yeah, what would you?
What would you do if you werein in that kind of a situation?
Would you say anything?
Because I want to be honestwith you.
With me, I just punch clocks,do you mean like I don't?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I don't just do what you gotta do.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do more,I'm not gonna do less I mean
you're right what would you do?
I wouldn't stress about it.
But if this guy wants the jobso bad as in, as in like, like
to be in the jewelry department,like if he feels that that's
(28:43):
his expertise or his comfortablespot and like where he thinks
he's gonna make more of his use,like more use of his skills,
let's just say that.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
For sure Like talk to a manager.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
So you think they should talk to a manager?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Mm-hmm, and do you?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
have any advice of how would you approach?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
How to come about it.
I'd be like you know what, guys, as a cashier, I don't think
I'm doing what you guys want meto do.
Maybe you know just.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm not being used to the best of my ability yeah,
you see, you got the resume.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I'm good with the words so you can say that I
think I could be of more use toyou all like you're doing them a
favor, yeah yeah, like you knowwhat, as per my last resume
that I submitted, right, whichis like I said.
He put that, he's put that it'snot a surprise yeah, it's not a
(29:53):
surprise they should know thatmaybe if they you know what,
because sometimes managers oneof them hires them, one of them
interviews them and they're like, yeah, pick that one, pick that
one, but they don't really gothrough the whole thing.
You know, it's just like skipjobs between them.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Also, if this person was hired like kind of in a rush
, like I know, like I've beenhired, like during Christmas, oh
right.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
And you just need, you just need people right and
then it turns out like they'regood till you.
Keep them, yeah, so it'sactually.
Yeah, I mean it's the seasonright now yeah, yeah, it's
october, november is the heavyseason and then december damn so
when I worked, I worked attarget.
A long time ago I got hiredthere was target whenever you
were like yeah, I got hired.
That was target whenever youwere alive.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, I got hired as like seasonal, like just for
Christmas, and then they likedme and they kept me.
So maybe that's.
Maybe they were like, just hireher, may hire him, and like it
doesn't matter and they're goingto go anyway in a couple of
months, who cares?
And then they're keep them andit's like you just completely
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skipped what they're good at.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Maybe that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
True, true true, but you would definitely talk,
because I don't know that Iwould talk to him.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I kind of be like yeah but like I said, if he's
saying something on on redditit's like he's upset, he's upset
, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
So for me, I've never even really been aier.
That's like one of the things Inever really did.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You're not good with numbers, anyways Is that like a
sucky job.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I mean, I've been a cashier.
It's been pretty good.
I've been in the jewelrydepartment as well.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Which was better, because I remember when you
worked in a jewelry department.
That's true jewelry departmentand you got a lot of customers
that would complain that theydidn't read what kind of gold it
was, or this, that and theother even though I would
explain but you, I said likesuper frustrated with these
(31:50):
people at the time but that'spart of me though.
I love arguing though so maybethat's why you miss it right
maybe that's like the.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
You like that a little bit that's true, it's
because okay, so part of it.
It's like when it's gold oversilver, it's not real gold
people plated yeah, it's goldplated yeah, yeah and people
tend to like oh no, it's gold,it's gold, you know, and shit
like that.
(32:19):
It's like people would alwayscome back.
It's like no, you told me thatit was gold and I was like, nope
, gold plated.
I told you it's gold oversilver, as it says on the
fucking ticket.
It tells you right there.
And I told you and I showed youand they're like no, no, no, I
want a refund, and shit likethat.
I was like I'll do you therefund.
I really don't give a fuck well, it's not your money, right
(32:40):
yeah, it's not my money.
I'm still gonna pay by the hour.
What do you mean, right?
Plus, if I got paid bycommission, that would have been
hella different.
Though, right, right, right,right, you know my game getting
paid by commission shit shit.
It changes the game for sure,so I was a service advisor too
In a dealership and thatactually like so I'm saying by
(33:00):
commission Hell yeah, I did it.
I actually think that's whereI'm not gonna say I was scamming
people and I'm not gonna say Iwas lying to people, but the
company made me do it.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So so I will say, I think that's where you kind of
shine the best, it's whereyou're an expert, right, you are
a mechanic, and so youunderstand cars probably more
than you do any other job thatyou've had.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That's true, but I'm just saying speak up.
You don't like something, speakup.
You don't feel comfortable.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Speak up, you hate someone speak up, and that's
something you've always beengood at, probably better than I
was.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, I never shut the fuck up Because when we were
in school.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
If you didn't like somebody, you let them know.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Not to start shit, but like don't fuck with me
because I don't like you, youknow.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
But not to not start shit, but also right, yeah, yeah
, not to start shit, but alsonot to not start shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so there's people that wewent to school with that I
didn't like, and they have zeroidea, they never knew.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, you just didn't fuck with them.
Yeah, yeah, but I had to letthem know, just in case they try
to fuck with me you know, right, I'm not the one to be like
play with right, so bianca and Iare now doing free advice.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Speak up, and you know what today's lesson.
Speak up.
I'm willing to do shout outs ifpeople want shout outs oh, yeah
, yeah down, down, down.
If you want us to wish peoplehappy birthday, yeah.
You want us to tell people tofuck off.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Right, that too Shit.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Bianca's really good at that.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I'm really good at that, guys.
I would fight with insurancesall the time.
I'm really down as fuck to getsomeone to get my point.
Put it on our Facebook, if youwanted me to call him on the
podcast.
Give us a phone number, We'llcall him.
That's number we'll call themthat's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, that's it for today.
Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
We had a really interesting one I felt today
yeah, that was fucking crazy,though I never heard about when
you said you wanted to besurprised, I was a little bit
hesitant I kind of wanted totell you, but I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I'm glad we waited.
That's crazy.
We will talk to you all nextweek.
Follow us on our socialsfacebook, and, and TikTok.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, we'll give you guys the doctor's information
that we attached this guy'spenis.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, we're going to post pictures, for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Bye guys.
Hey, uh, you said something about a bonnet or what
.
Bobbit, bobbit.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
John.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Like the push it, pull it, twist it and.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Lorena, oh, not Bop-It.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Bobbit.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
My bad, my bad G.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
All right.
So this is going back.
We just we're kind of gettingin a little bit of a true crime
phase, which I'm all right with.
Um, this is also back in theearly 90s, when we we just
finished the Menendez brothersepisode.
This is around the same time,and so one of the things that it
(00:55):
didn't bring up in the Menendezbrothers episode that is
relevant not only to thatepisode but to this episode okay
is that there was no camerasallowed in courtrooms until I
think the menendez brothers yeah, they started the court tv
right right so this was anotherone of those court cases that
(01:16):
was televised.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That and also like judy type of thing right, but
real life, right.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
real life.
I mean, the Menendez brotherswas a murder.
Yeah, it's a little bitdifferent.
I know you don't know anythingabout this story, but you're
gonna like this story, I meanthe fucking 80s 90s were fucking
chaos, man, it was wild, wild.
Right, and it explains why I amthe way that I am Right.
But this story was also on TVand back then most people only
(01:46):
had a few channels.
I had three channels ABC, CBS,NBC that was it and PBS.
Sometimes it didn't come instrong, so I didn't get it all
the time, but that's what we had, and these were on those
channels as well as court TV,right.
So they were.
They were on cable.
Cable was starting to kind ofgrow and be out there, and so
(02:07):
these things were things that wewatched, like Dancing with the
Stars, basically.
Like everybody watched it, right.
So the David Koresh, I watchedthat Building Burn, the Menendez
Trial, oj Simpson, and nowwe're talking about John and
Lorena Bobbitt Bobbitt.
(02:27):
So this is a married couple.
Okay, and so, according toLorena, she's from Ecuador,
right?
She's a Latina woman.
Okay, and John is like thisMarine Young guy.
Okay, and John is like thisMarine Young guy Okay.
And they made it seem like Ericand Lyle were good looking.
(02:50):
This guy was good looking.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Can I get a picture?
I'm going to pull him up, I'mgoing to pull him up.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They were both.
I think they were both goodlooking.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's her.
Yeah, so this was him.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yeah, she looks cute she was cute, he was, he
was, he was good looking.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yonka's not that much into white guys, so no, but,
but he's better than Eric andLyle, though.
Yes, for sure, I'll tell youthat.
So this is them.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
This is them during the trial yeah it's okay, this
is what they look like, and sothe story is, and we're going
back to abuse, right.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That in their relationship there was abuse
Right and he was accused ofraping his wife.
And to go back to this timeperiod, it was half of the
country maybe, I don't know thepercentage, but a good chunk of
(04:00):
the country didn't think ahusband could rape their wife.
Okay, like the wife was likeproperty.
(04:20):
So, that was a little bit of aweird part of this case is that
the first part was him gettingtried for raping his wife.
The crime had already beencommitted and I'm going to cut
to the crime so that it's out.
The crime is while he wasasleep.
She says he was drunk, he sayshe was exhausted.
They had sex.
He finishes and she cuts hisdick off wait, wait you're.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You're fucking making this shit up.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I swear no wait what so here it is right, here so
okay, let me read quote unquote.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I have the wikipedia.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Wikipedia page up where is it?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
so just read this, this whole thing here, okay.
John wayne bobbitt and lorettabobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were
an American former couple,married on June 18, 1989, whose
relationship receivedinternational press coverage in
1993, when Lorena served.
(05:40):
John's penis with a knife whilehe was asleep in bed.
The penis was successfullysurgile, so they put it back
reattached.
What yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
so this story is this is the beginning what did she?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
put it in nice, or what the fuck happened?
What?
This is important to know okayso so you're telling me, if I
cut someone's dick, they're ableto reattach it?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
they did with him, and I'm going to tell you the
story, because this is nothingwhat nothing.
What you think happenedhappened right.
They had sex, he, so I'm notthinking shit.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What do you mean?
But okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
The story doesn't make any sense that's why this
is.
This is why I wanted to make iton the podcast.
Okay, so he worked at a club.
So he gets out at like two,three o'clock in the morning and
so he's exhausted.
She says he's drunk, but heclaims he's just exhausted from
working all night.
They have sex, he passes out,he's asleep, she goes like she's
(06:49):
going to you know what rightand then just slices it off.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Man.
But how the fuck that?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Sharp knife, very sharp knife, a long, sharp knife
.
Okay, she gets in the car withthe penis and the knife she
drives to the town next door.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
While she's driving, throws them both out the window.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, I'm trying to follow the story.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's a crazy story, okay so, okay, I'm trying to
follow the story.
Yeah, it's a crazy story, okay.
So then they find out hey, thisguy been attacked.
Call the ambulance, call thesheriff, call all those people.
They catch her right away.
Right, okay.
And they ask her well, wherewere you when you threw it?
Four cops looking for it.
(07:43):
Find it.
Find it.
They find it and they take itto the hospital and they
reattach it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I just hope one day I don't have to go through that.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Anyways, the story is not even done.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So this becomes like an international sensation.
Women at the time are kind ofcelebrating her.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
As they should yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
And so when this first happens, you know, because
kind of like the Menendezbrothers, the original story is
very different than what latercomes out, right?
So when she gets arrested forassault, right, they take her to
(08:34):
the police station and they gowhy did you do this?
Guess what she says.
First thing, she says he's avery selfish lover.
He orgasms and he never waitsfor me to orgasm.
That's her first reasoning.
(08:55):
I don't know if she thoughtthat was going to get her off,
but that was her reasoning atthe beginning.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Now she goes to jail, you're going to go to trial.
Then she starts to saysomething a little bit more
realistic.
A little bit more realistic Ihaven't thought about it guys
yeah, like he's abusive and herapes her and like stories start
to come out right, so they kindof put him.
The lawyers put him kind of inhiding.
So he has a brother that has aranch out in the middle of
(09:25):
nowhere.
The lawyer's like go to yourbrothers, don't come out.
The news is everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Okay, all over the world.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, and so now they , the people, start researching
a little bit and there arepolice reports of domestic
violence from her, from herbehalf, that he has come and the
police have reports of domesticviolence From her, from her On
behalf.
That he has come and the policehave pictures of bruises.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So it's not one of those things where, like you
know we talked about in theMenendez trial, there was really
nothing other than their word,Right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
This isn't like that.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
She was abused.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And there she was abused.
There's pictures.
She called the police etc.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Etc.
Several events.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
There was events, yeah this was not something that
nobody knew about yeah whenthey interviewed her family,
when they interviewed theirfriends, they were like, yeah,
yeah, there was this one timewhere he punched her blah, blah,
blah, right, so her story isway more credible with all of
this.
So for some reason, the judgedecides okay let's try him first
(10:34):
for spousal rape and then we'llget to her trial later okay
right so let's keep it evenright they're both going to
trial, yeah, but we're gonna dohis first yeah and I really
don't know the dynamics ofeverything.
Like I said, I do know and thismay still be the case.
(10:55):
I don't know that some peoplethink that a woman cannot be
raped by her husband, but I knowback then it was way more
common yeah where that the manowned the wife, kind of
mentality, right?
Yeah, I'm sure there's asection of people that probably
still think that you know howmany dicks I would have chopped
off back in the day yeah so.
(11:18):
So when all of this came outright, women were like finally
right, like finally somebody.
She became a little bit of afolk hero for women.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Right.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Like a sexy red type of thing right now.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I guess.
So, yeah, she stood up and shefought back, et cetera, et
cetera, right, and so they wentto trial for him first and, like
I said, I don't know thedynamics, I didn't really pay
attention to that trial thatmuch, but I know that he was
found not guilty, that, like Isaid, you cannot argue that the
(11:56):
police were called.
There was domestic violence atthe very least.
Um, so I it seems kind ofextreme that she would do that
if it was just she got roughedup a couple of times.
You know what I mean.
So her story seems to be he wasfound guilty, but I don't know
(12:19):
if I believe it.
Let's say it that way.
Okay, right, Okay.
And they go to her trial.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And oh so before, like I told you, he's, he's out
in the he's he's out in the he'sout in the ranch, in the ranch
trying right the lawyer's likedon't come out don't do nothing
right.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
He calls his lawyer okay, and he's like I'm going
into town, and the lawyer's like, no, no, you can't go to town.
What do you need to go to townfor?
That's what he says.
That's true.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He says the local bar is having a john wayne bobbitt
look-alike contest and I think Ican win it no, way no yeah, so
the lawyer, his lawyer there's areason I made it up right can
(13:12):
you imagine if I made up acontest for me?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I would lose it.
I wouldn't win my own contest.
But this is the thing thelawyer his lawyer has gone on
record to say he believeseverything John Bobbitt says,
because John Bobbitt is too dumbto lie.
Oh, his lawyer says that.
(13:38):
Yeah, his lawyer says he's justtoo dumb to lie.
He can't keep lies straight inhis mind.
He can't even think of a lie.
Yeah, because he's too dumb,right?
Okay, which is such a weirdthing to say, but I guess right
yeah, it's a weird thing.
(13:59):
So I don't remember I, I, Iremember her trial.
I remember her trial because itwas like um, pretty much
everywhere right, and so at theend they went into all the he
raped her, all this stuff, andin the end she was also found
(14:20):
not guilty.
So in other words, neither ofthem did anything okay right
don't tell me, they got fuckingback together.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, no, no, no, no, no, they didn't.
Great, great great Worse.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Maybe it's not worse, but so she was found not guilty
by reason of insanity oh, andthat she was, which I don't know
.
If that's not guilty, likeyou're basically saying, she's a
crazy bitch.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, right, but we all knew that from the start,
right, yeah, we knew like whyeven go to trial it just?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
right, we already knew that, skip that so this is
where this is where things get alittle bit weird.
Like I told you, he has hispenis reattached right and he's
looking for money makingopportunities okay and back then
(15:18):
there wasn't a lot of workuh-huh but there's this one
field field.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's fucking gross.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Where he decides he's going to become a porn star and
he makes a movie calledFranken-Penis Right and they
(15:50):
dropped it on october 30th sothe?
The movie is called frank andpenis.
It's called the.
It's an adult film.
John wayne bobbitt uncut, uncut, what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
No fucking way, I'm just a genius.
I'm like what the fuck?
So it works.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I'm going to be honest with you.
So back then in the 90s, pornwasn't like it was today.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So if you wanted to watch this movie, right, you had
to go to the video store andbuy it or rent it and then take
it home and watch it on likeyour dvd player.
I even the hs back then dvdplayer.
Yeah, even then there wasn'teven dvd players, so I didn't go
through all of the hassle forthat, so I never watched this
(16:47):
movie.
Um, in fact, now that I, if Iwanted to watch it for research
right, I don't even know if Icould because I think porn is
banned in texas yeah, that'strue but, what wait?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I mean, yeah, to make the movie it had to work
somewhat.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
So there was, at the time, the way that our late
night talk shows.
They made a lot of jokes aboutthis, so that's what I know
about and the word was,according to the late night hoax
, is that it looked like he puta popsicle stick in it yeah yeah
(17:32):
.
So I don't know, it doesn'tsound like a porn that I would
want to watch no, it's um, I doremember.
I do remember um, like themovie poster.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I saw that somewhere right, it's not like if they
were advertising it on TVbecause he wanted to get his
minute of fame.
I'm pretty sure.
Maybe, so we.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I have a new setup in our studio where where we can
both look at our um, ourcomputer screen.
Frank and weenie, that's adifferent movie.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, I don't think let's see I mean, they show his
pictures, but not the cover.
Is it that one?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
no, that's somebody else I can't even find the movie
poster, but I remember seeingit and it was him and there was
like two hot girls in thepicture, and that's like all I
remember.
Um, and I can't even remember.
(18:53):
I mean he clearly had to havebeen clothed right, but but you
think he gets.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
He gets paid for views, or like so I'm not, I
mean man, I guess at the time,or per like per deem, not per
deem per like per purchase ofthe thingy.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I guess that's how it would work.
I don't know.
I mean, if you did it, can youlet us know?
The thing is, is that if youwere to just buy it back then oh
, and by the way, the porns backthen were like 80 bucks what?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
yeah, so they were banking back in the day so it
was a lot of because you had to.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
that was the only way you were getting it, like now
you can get it on facebook, youknow.
I mean, like sending digitalimages is so easy now, true, it
wasn't like back then, like youhad to like get magazines or
movies or, you know, it wasn'teverywhere, and so if you were
going to go through all of thetrouble to go to the movie store
(19:59):
, they were going to charge youbecause you kind of you had to
get dressed, you had to put yourshoes on to go get.
You know what I mean?
It was almost easier to justget a girlfriend and maybe even
cheaper right but, but, soanyway.
(20:20):
So this is now kind of comingback into light.
They threatened to deport her,like all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Why.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
So she's, like I said , from Ecuador.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I mean, they already did the trial and she put it.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Well, they were threatening her back, then, so
Is that a picture in the court.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
This On top on top on top.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
So they were showing pictures of the penis to show
the violence of what she did andso okay.
So it's not like you can seethe penis right, but like it's
like a potato and a little it'sblurred out.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yeah and so I think I have seen that picture before.
Where did that go?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
that's fucking weird, though.
Is it that one, that one?
It's all the same they allblurred out yeah not that I want
to see it that bad right she'sgoing to look, but like, there
it is that's all she cut thatsucks, man.
(21:37):
It's all the way cut throughyou know how they joke about the
popsicle stick type of thingyeah so it's literally just like
okay.
So I'm just like curious.
It's fucking dumb as shit.
They reattached it yeah and forit to just be like a popsicle
(21:58):
stick.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So skin around what I think what they meant and, like
I said, didn't watch it.
What I think that they weretalking about is that that's the
popsicle stick was used to gethim hard, like to make him stiff
oh like I don't know.
Like I said, I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I don't know if I would want to watch it exactly
not me neither.
But the thing is that there inthe picture it looks fucking
huge.
It looks like the hand of thefucking guy.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I'm pretty sure they zoomed it in, they zoomed in and
it looks like she cut the topoff.
It looks like a thumb.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, it does look like a thumb, like one of those
flat thumbs, you know.
It looks like a thumb and sothis is what the fuck he's
crying about.
This is what the like.
What?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
So that's cut all the way through.
I don't know what you'retalking about.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
That had to have hurt like I know, like I know, it's
like cut all the way through,but it wasn't that much, yeah,
still you're gonna just staywithout it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean I guess, technically yeah, but man I mean
, that's not even a pound.
What do you mean?
Technically yeah, but man Imean.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
That's not even a pound.
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
No, it's not a pound.
It doesn't look like a pound,but I mean, he also got into
wrestling, of course, right?
So that's the other side of it.
That's the other side of it.
That's his body.
So we're looking at the photosright now.
(23:31):
Let's see if we can.
Okay, we can't even put this onfacebook they reattached it to
that.
How the fuck yeah that I'mgonna be honest with you this
this is a little you can orderthe pictures for 375 dollars man
(24:01):
, that's fucking crazy, stillmaking money.
Yeah, no man, like how the fuckso this is a little bit of a
like a miracle of modern scienceexactly like how.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
What?
Yeah, because this is as adoctor, okay me not being a
fucking doctor.
No fucking yeah, knowledge andthis shit, but there's no way.
There's no fucking skin.
How the fuck.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, I mean skin's probably the least of his
problem, because I think you canget skin from wherever.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
True, but still like, if you're going to reattach it,
like whenever he peed, youdon't think it went out, Because
it was caught all the waythrough.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
All the way off, yeah .
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So you don't think it would have leaks or something
like that?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, you're going to want that sewed nice and tight
because, you don't want leaks.
So this is what she looks liketoday.
That's Loren on today.
So this is what she looks liketoday.
That's Loren on today andthat's what he looks like today.
So she kind of wins on that,yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
That's fucking crazy, though, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, so that's the story of the Lorena Bobbitt and
of the Lorena Bobbitt and we'redoing.
We got Dave and Bianca giveadvice at the end of our shows.
(25:30):
I don't have an update for lastweek's.
I don't even remember what thestory was.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It was interesting, I remember, yeah, I think it was
the friend, the ex and the, thefriend, the ex and the guy, some
shit like that alright, so thisone's a guy this time, also
from reddit.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
We have not had time to read or get stories from our
viewers, so we're just stealingthese from.
Reddit.
All right.
So this particular person usedto work at a department store.
It's a guy.
He worked in the jewelrydepartment and he works at a new
(26:14):
place and they have a jewelrydepartment.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, and he works at a new place and they have a
jewelry department.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay so, and you would think, put him in the
jewelry department, right?
You seem to know about it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, some expertise Watches Earrings.
Yeah, whatever, nope.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
They put him in the underwear department.
No, I don't know, I don't knowwhat department.
They put him in the underweardepartment.
No, I don't know, I don't knowa department.
But he's upset that they didn'tput him where his expertise or
his experience, at the veryleast.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, understandable.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
So if you were in a situation like that, right, what
would you do?
Would you just eh, now I'mworking in a new department,
learn something new?
Or would you be like why arethey putting these idiots in
jewelry when I'm the one whoknows about jewelry?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
So they put someone else, they offered someone else
a spot.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Right, right.
And also this person has likeseniority too.
So they're, you know, likethey've been there long, they're
not new.
Okay, Damn that's crazy, though, as a manager, it seems like a
missed opportunity, right?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, as a manager, you should have done your
research or gone through theresume.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
At least Not just hire someone, because oh yeah,
you know, and he mentioned thathe put it on the resume.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, at least Not just hire someone because oh
yeah, you know, and he mentionedthat, he put it on his resume.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh, so people knew.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
He used that as part of how to get the job.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah.
And then Damn, and then justput you in another department.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, I don't know if it says what department he's in
, but Okay, open it, let's see.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Cashier says what department he's in, but I can't
open it.
Let's see cashier cashier yeah,damn.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Just normal employee, yeah, what would you?
What would you do if you werein in that kind of a situation?
Would you say anything?
Because I want to be honestwith you.
With me, I just punch clocks,do you mean like I don't?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I don't just do what you gotta do.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do more,I'm not gonna do less I mean
you're right what would you do?
I wouldn't stress about it.
But if this guy wants the jobso bad as in, as in like, like
to be in the jewelry department,like if he feels that that's
(28:43):
his expertise or his comfortablespot and like where he thinks
he's gonna make more of his use,like more use of his skills,
let's just say that.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
For sure Like talk to a manager.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
So you think they should talk to a manager?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Mm-hmm, and do you?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
have any advice of how would you approach?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
How to come about it.
I'd be like you know what, guys, as a cashier, I don't think
I'm doing what you guys want meto do.
Maybe you know just.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm not being used to the best of my ability yeah,
you see, you got the resume.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I'm good with the words so you can say that I
think I could be of more use toyou all like you're doing them a
favor, yeah yeah, like you knowwhat, as per my last resume
that I submitted, right, whichis like I said.
He put that, he's put that it'snot a surprise yeah, it's not a
(29:53):
surprise they should know thatmaybe if they you know what,
because sometimes managers oneof them hires them, one of them
interviews them and they're like, yeah, pick that one, pick that
one, but they don't really gothrough the whole thing.
You know, it's just like skipjobs between them.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Also, if this person was hired like kind of in a rush
, like I know, like I've beenhired, like during Christmas, oh
right.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
And you just need, you just need people right and
then it turns out like they'regood till you.
Keep them, yeah, so it'sactually.
Yeah, I mean it's the seasonright now yeah, yeah, it's
october, november is the heavyseason and then december damn so
when I worked, I worked attarget.
A long time ago I got hiredthere was target whenever you
were like yeah, I got hired.
That was target whenever youwere alive.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, I got hired as like seasonal, like just for
Christmas, and then they likedme and they kept me.
So maybe that's.
Maybe they were like, just hireher, may hire him, and like it
doesn't matter and they're goingto go anyway in a couple of
months, who cares?
And then they're keep them andit's like you just completely
(31:01):
skipped what they're good at.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Maybe that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
True, true true, but you would definitely talk,
because I don't know that Iwould talk to him.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I kind of be like yeah but like I said, if he's
saying something on on redditit's like he's upset, he's upset
, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
So for me, I've never even really been aier.
That's like one of the things Inever really did.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You're not good with numbers, anyways Is that like a
sucky job.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I mean, I've been a cashier.
It's been pretty good.
I've been in the jewelrydepartment as well.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Which was better, because I remember when you
worked in a jewelry department.
That's true jewelry departmentand you got a lot of customers
that would complain that theydidn't read what kind of gold it
was, or this, that and theother even though I would
explain but you, I said likesuper frustrated with these
(31:50):
people at the time but that'spart of me though.
I love arguing though so maybethat's why you miss it right
maybe that's like the.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
You like that a little bit that's true, it's
because okay, so part of it.
It's like when it's gold oversilver, it's not real gold
people plated yeah, it's goldplated yeah, yeah and people
tend to like oh no, it's gold,it's gold, you know, and shit
like that.
(32:19):
It's like people would alwayscome back.
It's like no, you told me thatit was gold and I was like, nope
, gold plated.
I told you it's gold oversilver, as it says on the
fucking ticket.
It tells you right there.
And I told you and I showed youand they're like no, no, no, I
want a refund, and shit likethat.
I was like I'll do you therefund.
I really don't give a fuck well, it's not your money, right
(32:40):
yeah, it's not my money.
I'm still gonna pay by the hour.
What do you mean, right?
Plus, if I got paid bycommission, that would have been
hella different.
Though, right, right, right,right, you know my game getting
paid by commission shit shit.
It changes the game for sure,so I was a service advisor too
In a dealership and thatactually like so I'm saying by
(33:00):
commission Hell yeah, I did it.
I actually think that's whereI'm not gonna say I was scamming
people and I'm not gonna say Iwas lying to people, but the
company made me do it.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So so I will say, I think that's where you kind of
shine the best, it's whereyou're an expert, right, you are
a mechanic, and so youunderstand cars probably more
than you do any other job thatyou've had.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That's true, but I'm just saying speak up.
You don't like something, speakup.
You don't feel comfortable.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Speak up, you hate someone speak up, and that's
something you've always beengood at, probably better than I
was.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, I never shut the fuck up Because when we were
in school.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
If you didn't like somebody, you let them know.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Not to start shit, but like don't fuck with me
because I don't like you, youknow.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
But not to not start shit, but also right, yeah, yeah
, not to start shit, but alsonot to not start shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so there's people that wewent to school with that I
didn't like, and they have zeroidea, they never knew.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, you just didn't fuck with them.
Yeah, yeah, but I had to letthem know, just in case they try
to fuck with me you know, right, I'm not the one to be like
play with right, so bianca and Iare now doing free advice.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Speak up, and you know what today's lesson.
Speak up.
I'm willing to do shout outs ifpeople want shout outs oh, yeah
, yeah down, down, down.
If you want us to wish peoplehappy birthday, yeah.
You want us to tell people tofuck off.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Right, that too Shit.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Bianca's really good at that.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I'm really good at that, guys.
I would fight with insurancesall the time.
I'm really down as fuck to getsomeone to get my point.
Put it on our Facebook, if youwanted me to call him on the
podcast.
Give us a phone number, We'llcall him.
That's number we'll call themthat's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, that's it for today.
Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
We had a really interesting one I felt today
yeah, that was fucking crazy,though I never heard about when
you said you wanted to besurprised, I was a little bit
hesitant I kind of wanted totell you, but I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I'm glad we waited.
That's crazy.
We will talk to you all nextweek.
Follow us on our socialsfacebook, and, and TikTok.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, we'll give you guys the doctor's information
that we attached this guy'spenis.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, we're going to post pictures, for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Bye guys.
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