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Speaker 1 (00:02):
one, two, three, four
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Hey, this is d night this iscarol.
This is ty listening to thepardon the insurrection podcast,
where, despite how pro blowjobI am, I never want to see trump
suck on anything.
Um.
So we're days before the the2024 election.
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As I've noted here lately,we've been living in
Schrodinger's democracy, wherewe're all going to open the
results of the 2024 election andfind out whether democracy is
in fact, alive or dead.
If you've yet to vote, I thinkearly voting for most states is
already over, so you missed youropportunity to do that, but
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there's still the possibilityfor you to show up on Tuesday,
cast your vote.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
It's not just a
possibility, it is a requirement
it is an imperative a moralimperative you better fucking
vote to the polling station onTuesday we should do a like if
you're eligible to vote and youdon't vote that you go to jail.
You go to democracy jail.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't like that
idea.
I mean, I am generally speakingin favor of Okay, that's a
little fashy, but you know wegotta put them in the didn't
vote wing of the camp being niceis not working for some people.
I'm in favor of mandatoryopt-out voting right, so it's
required for you to either voteor declare that you're not going
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to vote for the election andnot like okay, not like where
you're going to like go to jailif you don't comply just in like
a government incentive to makesure as many americans as
possible vote, and I think ifthat happened like it would, it
would obviously change thecomplexion but if you say you
are and you don't, then you goto jail no not jesus christ.
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But yeah, if you haven't votedyet, tuesday you want people to
show up and just have.
They have to register and writeno, yeah tuesday is the day
unless you know, perhaps you'rea Trump supporter.
You can follow his advice andshow up to vote for him on
January 5th yeah, it's abeautiful day.
It's a beautiful day.
So of course the week beforethe days before the election,
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all the cards on the table,every candidate is out here
doing.
Well, one of the two candidatesis out here giving it there.
All the other one is givingblowjobs to microphones.
But we'll get to that in just amoment.
So Saturday early afternoon wegot a notice that Kamala
Harris's flight from NorthCarolina was, believe, was being
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diverted to New York.
Everyone got the bright ideathat she'd be showing up for the
final taping of Saturday NightLive before the election, and
that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
And that's exactly
what happened.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And I'm sure she had
some choice words for Chapel
Roan backstage.
But here's a moment, a shortclip of Kamala Harris that was
floating around on TikTok.
Thanks to the campaign.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I am Drew, I am Danny
and we are not the same person.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I thought that was so
cute.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It was adorable.
Hey, whatever you think aboutKamala Harris, you cannot say
that she is not likable.
I know that a lot of that wasfloating around 2016.
In regards to Hillary Clinton,hey, you, whatever you think
about kamala harris, you cannotsay that she is not likable.
I know that a lot of that wasfloating around 2016.
Uh, in regards to hillaryclinton, you, you cannot have.
However you feel about hillaryclinton, rightfully or
wrongfully, so can't say thatabout kamala harris.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I mean, and I don't
want to focus on her, like her
affect and appearance, but yeah,I was watching her on snl and
she's just so likable, she's sopretty, she's just such an
infectious smile.
I know that's not what to focuson, but I kept focusing on how
much they really did look alike,though yeah, that was the other
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thing I was like I was likedamn it's like are they?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
are they sisters?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
fun like how could
you be mad?
How could you hear and see herand be mad?
I?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
just know she's.
She's got like the perfectcombination of the bill the
ability to be like warm and funand quirky, but also like stern,
like yeah, you know most blackmoms.
She got black mom energy, butshe also got, you know, know,
black cuz energy.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, yeah, I
definitely.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
She could be cuzzo.
I get that vibe or Big Mama atthe same time.
It's incredible.
But yeah, she killed herSaturday Night Live performance.
They did the thing with, likethe mirror, where the two of
them are looking at each otherand conversing back and forth.
And Magga was mad.
They're like, oh, you rippedthat off man Saturday Night Live
.
And manga was mad.
They're like, oh, you rippedthat off man saturday night,
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saturday night lives.
They've been doing that shitfor 20 years.
It's like absolutely nothingnew.
Um, yeah, but uh, just kudosdance with singing chickens.
Okay, it was not the same, notthe same I I appreciate um the
harris campaign deciding they'regoing to take every possible
conventional route to try, andyou know, drum up support for
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the election, but also takingevery possible unconventional
route perhaps like havingglorilla shake her ass at the
common harris rally, which Ipersonally just find
extraordinarily entertaining.
I don't particularly care aboutGlorilla or her ass, but her
music is interesting.
But yes, that's like striking,like taking every possible angle
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to try and get as much supportas possible.
That's what the Kamala Harriscampaign is up to.
Campaign is up to uh.
Meanwhile we've got donaldtrump out here taking, well,
just the the least plausiblepossible angle for a
presidential candidate in theweek before election that anyone
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has ever seen.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
I had a girl that so
that's geez.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I thought that he was
just making weird hand gestures
.
Okay, he was really going downon that microphone.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, he was that was
donald trump performing
fellatio on a microphone onstage at a campaign rally a week
before the presidentialelection so manly yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I thought it was
pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So over the course of
what the past couple of weeks
here, kamala Harris trickedTrump into pretending to work at
McDonald's, you know.
Joe Biden got him to.
You know, pretend to be agarbage man, and Bill Clinton
got Trump to pretend to give ablowjob.
It's an incredible tournament.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
That man is.
There's nothing right about him, Nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
But how's he going to
be so fucking obscene?
Is that not a family event?
I wouldn't.
Yes.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
But, he also says
that he said he was going to go
and smack around the mic peopleand the sound people.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So yeah, I guess, if
you're a mag of family.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
It fits in with their
family values.
Just sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Like if you, if he
wins, you have to tell your kids
like no, you can't watch thepresident oh how how the mic
issues ended with him filletingthe microphone.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't understand
Like it makes no sense to me.
I'm sure someone has areasonable explanation.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Whose mic do you have
to suck around here to get
through?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, but clearly
Trump sucked his way to the top
of Republican politics, as hedemonstrated there, there, and
you know any of our podcastlisteners out there uh, if you
believe that you have betterform than he does, by all means
um, you know, post pics of thaton on my uh twitter page at
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black knight tink.
No, I'm kidding, don't actuallydo that no, dm them no, I don't
.
I don't want my dms filled withdick of any sort, whether it's
being sucked or not.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh, I thought it was
just going to be a bunch of
weird pictures of people likehe's been really obsessed with
dicks lately.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I mean, yeah, you
would think we got enough dick
out of Trump's mouth with youthink he's really worried about
prison?
Palmer, we'll get to that.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, I thought I
thought we were going to get
enough dig out of trump's mouthwith the arnold palmer comments.
But yeah, here we go.
Well, he's been.
I think he's obsessed with alot of homoerotic shit, because
then he went on some tangentabout like wrestlers wrestling
migrants or something I don'tknow he it was, so it was so
bizarre about how strongstrapping young wrestlers and
that they can take on themigrants.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, Andy was
talking about like he played
football in high school butdidn't like being at the bottom
of the pile of men or somethinglike that.
And JD Vance was out there lastweek making, you know,
statements about how adamant hewas that he isn't gay.
It's a bunch of homoerotic shitover there they're gonna get
the normal gay guy vote it'sfunny whatever that fucking
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means all right, so I so.
Okay, our podcast, the, thecompany that hosts our podcast
and sends out the feed to allthe various, um, you know,
service providers like you know,apple, spotify or whatever.
So they held a meet up here innashville, uh, the week of my
birthday, and I went out there,you know, show my face, say hi
(09:38):
to the guys, hang out, meet someother podcasters.
And you know one of the things,uh, we were talking about.
Well, you know, obviouslyeveryone asks each other what
their podcast is about.
I'm like, oh well, ours isabout politics and well, as you
can imagine, we've been talkinga lot more about dick here
lately than we ever imagined wewould.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
But freak offs.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, there's a lot
going on microphones well, with
that, the microphone thinghadn't happened yet and I I was
like, well, that isunfortunately the times that
we're living in.
But you know, fingers crossed,hopefully, at this point we're
done with with with dicks.
I was like it appears as thoughyou know, the end of the dick
era in politics has passed.
Boy, was I wrong.
(10:18):
Boy was I wrong.
Thanks, Thanks, Trump.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
We appreciate you for
all that you do, you for all
that, keeps on giving.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I mean jesus christ
man, I I'm so a dick talking
about dicks, that's, that's why,like his own dick.
He could have kept it short but,and again, speaking of dicks,
we also had revelations, thanksto Michael Wolff, finally
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revealing, after years ofsitting on tapes of himself
interviewing Jeffrey Epstein,where Epstein was making
numerous comments about his overfamiliarity with Trump and how
they were the closest friends.
And well, this particular clipis quite the whopper over
familiarity with Trump and howthey were the closest friends
and well, this, this particularclip, is quite the whopper.
It is absolutely absurd so howdo you?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
notice.
So I need that, I need the, Ineed the um the dump.
Just give me the dump.
It's fun and you probably knowhe had a scout reduction Because
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he had the same mail pad in themoment that we all have.
He had a scout, we had hisscalpel.
Oh, donald's office, as youknow, he made that.
He used to be on the phone withus and speak to the office.
I also found it funny.
I was sitting there listeningto the guys from the post office
and Donald would say you knowhe's a great guy.
(12:01):
You know I love working with himand I sit there there.
This is just amazing.
And he said tell me what it'slike, what's up?
He said you like having sexwith your wife?
How often, often can you havesex with her?
(12:24):
Seriously, how often can youhave sex with her?
We don't want to be drunk.
We can unite and go upstairs.
Or tomorrow, come over, there'sthis girl's coming in from Los
Angeles, part of the HawaiianTropic, so kind of orange.
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So come over to your car.
You're gonna have a great time.
I promise you, michael, youknow it's just me and you.
You're gonna have a great time.
Be up here at 3 o'clock with theghost guys.
The whole time Victoria's beenon the phone with him.
He's sending it out, he he'ssaving it up Because he wants a
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f***ing story.
So he has.
You want Because it's a boyconversation.
You don't have to say yes tothe question.
He has a very you know you knowspeech.
You know how would you like todo it.
Come on, you must have had abetter f***ing life, right?
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Yes, you did Tell me about itand the lights on the speakers
are listening.
You know, I think you're reallyhot.
I think you're a guy.
Michael is like the end of theworld, the best guy on the earth
, the world's best man.
But you're wrong.
Just listen to who next persongets and you'll know who the new
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world is to set you up.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
So two things there,
First of all.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Best friends, hardly
know the guy.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Three things there.
So, first of all, we'll get thefunniest one out of the way
that Jeffrey Epstein is clearlyaware of Trump's scout
production because he was goingbald.
It's just fucking amazingthat's.
That's like a plus comedy, likeyou can't make that shit up so
too.
Obviously, as you pointed outthere, carol, obviously, as you
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pointed out there, carol, it'sextraordinarily weird that
republicans have this seemingyears-long obsession with
jeffrey epstein, specificallyconnecting him to other
politicians, yet their megasuperstar, donald trump, himself
, uh is apparently, wasapparently jeffrey epstein's
best friend.
They were like buds, they werejust two peas in a pod, you
couldn't separate them.
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And then, in their number ofother tapes here, just you know,
showing how Epstein had like avery clear awareness of things
that were going on behind thescenes and you know, the Trump
organization, and specificallyTrump's time in the white house,
would suggest that them two wassuper close.
(15:07):
Because I don't understand,like you know he was aware of,
like the interactions between,like the the, the top of the
trump campaign and people in thetrump white house, and like
their interactions, and how allof that uh plays out and works.
Like, uh you know, theinfighting behind the scenes and
how trump would pit peopleagainst each other, like, you
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know, jared and bannon, and, um,that one hoe, uh, that we
refuse to speak of, who showedher child's titties on the
internet.
Um, that one, so he, he wasoverly familiar with that.
But just, and then it gets evengrosser from there, as you
heard epstein laying out likethis plot by trump to like, fuck
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his friends wives.
He'd invite them up to theoffice with their wives on the
phone, uh, in order to, like youknow, present women who were,
you know, parts of his, um, youknow maybe beauty pageants, yeah
, models and and pageantcontestants or whatnot, with the
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wives on the various honeypotsfor this purpose of cucking his
friend's wives.
Yeah, it's the.
It's the friends, sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, cucking his
friends, I'm not, I'm not so
familiar with the terminology.
It is.
It is the yeah You're notfamiliar with the terminology it
is.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
You're not familiar
with the cuck lifestyle.
You got to meet moreRepublicans.
So yeah, just the worst form ofdirty macking I've ever seen in
the history of dirty macks,like calling your boy's girl up
on the phone and then having to,you know, trying to toss girls
the dude so you can go bang.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I mean it's just well
, I know one quote-unquote
friend's wife.
He's never fucked, and thatwould be heidi cruz.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
So there you go or he
said no to, or she said no to
him, and then he started callingher ugly then he started
calling her bad name you knowwhat?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
that makes a lot of
sense because that was real
random for him to just kind ofgo after her like that out of
nowhere, just taking shots atheidi crew.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I don't think I mean
it's weird he was running
against trump at the time, rightI yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well, I don't want to
say anything about trump's
taste in women, because I findthe way that he discusses his
own taste in women disgusting,uh.
But I don't think heidi cruz ishis type either, but I mean,
that's, that's neither here norI don't think think some, like
being his type, has ever stoppedhim from, you know, assaulting
someone or making an event.
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I think he would have done itjust on.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
GP so maybe Heidi did
turn him down he probably in
his mind was like this bitch isugly, I can bag her, and then
she turned him down.
He's like the fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
So maybe, I mean, and
maybe that was his beef of
mourning Joe and Mika, I don'tknow.
Maybe he was trying to fuck onJoe's wife and Mika was like nah
, and then that's why he madefun of her having plastic
surgery.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
And when she showed
up, my favorite part of the
Epstein revelations was himcalling Trump stupid.
That was.
I loved that.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And I liked hearing
him refer to Trump as morally
like no moral compass and theworst person at a file of sex
traffickers says that you haveno moral compass.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
You are bad.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
The worst person on
planet Earth is looking at you
like dog.
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
it's not great he's
like at least I know what I'm
doing is wrong.
I don't care, but I know it'swrong and he was.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
You don't even know
well, and he was also talking
about you know.
So not just calling trumpstupid per se, but talking about
his inability to comprehendanything outside of manipulating
people and or real estate.
But he was like the real estatething is so ironic because he
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can't even look at like abalance sheet, which is just as
bananas Like I, just not beingable to look at like simple
dollar figures and make sense ofthem.
When you run in quote, quote,unquote real estate empire.
It's just absolutely absurd.
But yeah, you know thisinformation breaking days before
the election.
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It should have been like theOctober surprise to end all
presidential campaigns.
Yet another thing that justdoesn't fucking matter.
I don't understand how thisworks.
If it was anyone else, it wouldbe front page news on every
major net.
Will you know every majoroutlet and network?
It'd be non-stop 24 7 epsteintapes drop but no one cares.
(19:53):
And this is a week after we gotnews that you know epstein
brought a girl to trump andtrump sexually assaulted her.
No one cares.
I don't know how to make theworld care about this.
It's it's weird that we live ina world supposedly obsessed
with jeffrey epstein, but theneveryone puts blinders on when
it's specifically trump andepstein.
I don't know how it's possible.
I mean again, I've noted thisover and over how is it possible
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we have a picture of trump, uh,with eric and ivanka in their
young age hanging out with himand jeffrey epstein, and no one
cares?
it seems implausible like some76 pictures of him and epstein
there are so many videos andvideos yeah, it's just, it's an
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impossible number, and yet itjust constantly gets glossed
over.
And now we have tapes ofepstein himself describing in
very accurate detail theirrelationship.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
And Trump is
campaigning on his plane, Like
this motherfucker has just Idon't even know what to call it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Who is not an escort
spy?
On the.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Lolita.
Express for the first time.
How is it possible?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
He mentioned that
Trump banged his wife the first
time on the Lolita Express.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
That seems like an
impossible story for the media
to ignore, but that Trump hadnever had sexual intercourse.
I mean, obviously we don't knowabout the veracity of this
story in particular, but thefact that epstein is making the
claim that he had never had sexwith melania before, until he
was on jeffrey epstein's flight,it seems like the bombshell of
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all.
But, like you know, we impeachbill, not we.
But like you know, bill clintonwas impeached over a fucking
blow job, a consenting blow jobfrom an adult, and and trump is
out here, you know, bangingwhores no offense to melania, or
whores for that matter, onjeffrey epstein sex trafficking
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plane.
No one cares.
How is that?
I just I don't understand.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't understand
the media environment we live in
also like do we have the firsttrafficked first lady?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I don't think she was
being trafficked honey.
I think she was speaking ofhoney.
I think she, like you said shewas a honeypot, right, she was a
plant.
And you know again, just ayoung model from you know, a
foreign, a former russia alignedcountry, uh, you know, and they
, they snuck one past us and ofcourse people like trump fall
(22:26):
for that kind of shit, althoughI did meet this one russian girl
one time I had I had it in theback of my hand I was like huh,
I wonder if the russians sentthis girl.
Um, anyway, so I I did notsleep with her on a plane for
you.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
They sent her for you
?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
no, I was just, it
was I was like I was um no, but
I.
I neither had sex with her onjeffrey epstein's plane, nor did
I have sex with her at all.
Just in case you were wondering.
I don't know why anyone wouldcare well, good then.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
It's good to know
you're not compromised.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, they're going
to have to pull a better one
than that if they want to get me.
But, of course, moving on fromthe biggest scandal possibly in
presidential campaign history,which no one cares about, it was
the media did decide to coveror spend an extraordinary amount
of time, an inordinate amountof time, covering, uh, president
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biden's remarks about thecampaign rally, the nazi rally
in new york, where one oftrump's favorite comedians that
he no longer knows after he madethis joke, uh, where he was
calling puerto rico a floatingisland of garbage.
Well, president Biden referredto those comments as garbage and
there was a media firestormabout whether or not President
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Biden was referring to Trumpsupporters as garbage.
Regardless of whether heactually said that or not, trump
supporters are garbage.
I mean, I think that's fairlyobvious.
And then, considering the factthat the Trump campaign and even
Trump himself has spent yearsattacking immigrants and gay
people and trans people andblack people and Democratic
(24:08):
supporters and the media, youknow we've got the.
You know let's go, brandonslash, fuck Joe Biden.
Chants and signs everywhere,but the second that President
Biden says fuck you back Somehow.
It's a massive scandal.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I know, yeah, Fuck
you.
I didn't know that fuck you toowas a snowflake melter, but
apparently apparently it is Well.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
the Republican Party
was irate about possibly being
called garbage, no matter what.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
How dare you engage
in the behavior that we use
constantly?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right Non-stop.
It caused quite the outrage onthe right, and here we have a
clip of Charlie Kirk.
Well, just it's.
It's something I'll tell youthat.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Where the current
president of the United States
thinks that you're a bunch ofgarbage.
Well, look around, Mr President, because there's a lot of
garbage here tonight.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
You're garbage and
you're garbage, you're garbage,
you're garbage All of us Trumpsupporters, yeah, yeah, it's
funny, we've got them callingthemselves garbage see, that's
not.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You didn't own us
okay, well.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And then after that I
was like, well, damn, I wish
biden had called them pieces ofshit well, I mean, they did wear
diapers, so they did thatdiaper don thing that was.
That was a thing for a while.
They've gone from diapers todressing up as garbage on
Halloween, and even you knowTrump pretending to be a garbage
(25:47):
man later on in the week afterthose.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
And then everybody
just started wearing those
garbage man vests.
You just saw him everywhere,People at his rally.
Hulk Hogan like everybody, it'slike.
Then did you see VivekRamaswamy helping the garbage
guy?
Yeah, garbage in the truck andthen riding around on the back.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, he worked like
half a shift as a garbage man.
These people are so goddamnweird.
It's so strange, but it doesn'tget any weirder than this right
here.
You're not going to believe it.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
And today in
Wisconsin.
Take a look at that.
You're not going to believe it.
And today in Wisconsin.
Take a look at that.
This may go down as an iconicepic moment that we will
remember for a long time.
Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, john had it.
He almost bust his ass.
John had it.
He was right about that.
It will go down as an iconicmoment where Trump, if he loses
the election, that clip will goquintuple platinum of Trump
pretending to be a guardsman andlosing his balance and almost
busting his ass simply trying toget into a truck.
Now, the media spent, you know,numerous months talking about
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Biden's potential failing mentalacuity.
They spent, you know, weeks andweeks talking about Hillary
Clinton's health in 2016.
Donald Trump appears to bephysically and mentally failing.
No one cares Again.
That's why we're here to sharewith you the information that
the mainstream media reallywon't.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh, right, I forgot
about that.
Like Hillary Clinton havinglike an occasional, like facial
twitch and people are like she'shaving an aneurysm or like
they're hiding from us Hillary'sstroke.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
is she physically
able to be president?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
yeah, she's out doing
three campaign rallies a day
for like two weeks, and then shefainted that one time when
they're, like Hillary Clinton,secretly dying or dead.
No, that was Joe Biden.
Like the week that everythingshut down for the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Show us the body,
everything shut down for the
pandemic.
Show us the body.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, everything shut
down for the pandemic and Biden
was at home setting up somekind of like the broadcast
system in his basement andeveryone was proclaiming Joe
Biden to be dead.
But yet here we have all ofthis evidence of Trump's mental
and physical decline.
No one cares, no one coverscovers it.
(28:01):
It's extraordinarilyfrustrating.
But again, uh, you know, I, Idon't expect the mainstream
media to actually do their jobsand that's why we exist.
Uh.
But uh, tucker carlson, rathercharlie kirk, I, I don't get
them confused.
It's just like there's so manymaggot morons and it's hard to
keep what with when which one iswhich.
But um, charlie Kirk wasn't theonly one upset with being
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potentially referred to asgarbage Brett Favre, former
quarterback of the green BayPackers and the New York Jets
and the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I'll show my penis to
whoever I want Favre had some
comments about that.
I can assure you, we're notgarbage.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
And that is an
absolute.
That's the guy who stolemillions from kids on welfare?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, he stole,
allegedly stole millions of
dollars from fun dedicated to,you know, social benefit.
Poor people, yeah, poor people,and I mean I don't like just
yes, underprivileged people inmississippi stole them,
basically embezzled the moneyfor a stadium, for just his
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daughter at a college and thisis the guy who also famously,
when he was in new york, sentpictures of his dick to a female
reporter, uh proclaiming weirdlooking.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I remember seeing the
picture all right well, thanks
for looking for us I wasn't
Speaker 4 (29:30):
gonna yeah, it's a
hard pass yeah or a soft pass?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I don't really.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I don't know what it
looked like Back then.
I guess I was more curious.
It had like a weird flat head.
Maybe it was just a bad angle.
Men are very bad at it Like ahammer, like a flat little
helmet.
It's very flat.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I don't know what
politics has done over the
course of the past year, but wespend entirely too much time
talking about talking aboutpenises.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
This is nothing.
This was not a political thingat the time.
It wasn't, it was just, I thinkI was just like twenty three,
and people are like see how wejust serve right back to dicks.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
We can't get away
from dick.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Sorry, no, I didn't.
Yes, I did.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, brett Favre is
just not.
Not only is he a trash person Imean, he wasn't a trash
football player, but I just Ididn't enjoy he's.
It's extraordinarily weird thatgreen bay has had a string of
quarterbacks out here on someweird political shit, and that
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includes Brett Favre and AaronRodgers.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Maybe is it the
cheese.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
There's something in
the cheese Ty.
Maybe, Did somebody say cheese.
Wisconsin, Green Bay.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
I've got some Gouda
in the fridge Gouda slices or
little Gouda packs I got fromCostco.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I don't know, I'm a
nimbus, but we should continue
with the thing well, it's just.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
it's weird that, like
the worst people you know in
every single avenue of life endup becoming Trump supporters and
they're complaining about thefact that they're being called
garbage and they're while theyalso continue to prove us right,
but the garbage, the garbagecontinues with the Trumpers and
the Trump campaign, and here's aclip of Trump calling America a
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garbage can.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
It's like I said this
.
The press gave me a hard timeon this one.
They said it was very just.
I don't think it's just.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
It's like we're a
giant garbage can so, uh, there
you go the hypocrisy that theydon't care when they're calling
other people, or even americaitself, garbage.
But yet, uh, when someone turnsthe the rhetoric back on them,
they cry, cry like bitches.
They cannot help themselves.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
If the American
people got as upset about Trump
calling us garbage as theBoricuas did when they were
called garbage man, we wouldn'teven be here.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Kamala Harris, 50
states.
We'd be calling it now electionover yeah but it speaking of
trump making uh just commentsdetrimental uh to his character
in terms of attacking otherpeople with choice words.
Here's a clip of well, just asuper clip of trump saying
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multiple horrible things.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I want to play this
because I think it's very
instructive what you're talkingabout.
Ok, Joe Biden said what he said, but this is Donald Trump all
along.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
My response to Joe
and Kamala is very simple you
can't lead America if you don'tlove Americans.
You just go.
And you can't be president ifyou hate the American people and
there's a lot of hatred.
It's the people that surroundher.
(33:13):
They're scum.
They're scum and they want totake down our country.
They are absolute garbage.
Any Jewish person that votesfor her especially now her or
the Democrat Party should havetheir head examined.
It's the enemy from within allthe scum that we have to deal
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with that hate our country.
That's a bigger enemy thanChina and Russia.
Any African-American orHispanic and you know how well
I'm doing there that votes forKamala.
You got to have your headexamined because they are really
screwing you.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
This is the reality
of the race that we are in.
It's not in a vacuum.
And trump is is.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
He's just not the
poster child for respecting
people on the other side of theaisle there you go yeah, nice
and eight trash supportersalways trash near opponents,
trashing the country, andthey're outraged about the fact
that we think that they're trash.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Did you see Doug
Burgum with Kirsten Welker on
Meet the Press and he was, likeyou know, calling half of the
American people garbage.
Joe Biden, that's just.
It just shows the disrespectthey have for the American
people.
And then Kristen Welker is likeroll the tape, and then it was
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Trump and then he goes.
You know that's politics.
And then he says some shit about.
Then he was like I don't thinkthe American people really care,
that's just, that's justpolitics.
And then he says, says weshould talk about ukraine yeah,
(35:06):
she cooked him I.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I'm not a fan of
kristen welker, like I didn't
believe it was possible forchuck todd to leave in msnbc
replacing someone.
That could make me miss chucktodd, but they did so with
kristen welker she just has nopushback none.
Well, no, it's not that shedoesn't have pushback.
Generally speaking, she is apro.
She's soft-selling trump of thetrump campaign in large part,
(35:32):
but in that one instance sheactually did her job and she
cooked doug bergham and it wasnothing he could say he was he
was like I want to talk aboutGaza.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
like he went on the,
he put on a whole other and
she's just sitting there.
But I do like how now you knowMSM, they're showing clips to
counter, so it's like it's, Ifeel like a lot of them are
doing the.
Ok, I'm not going to push back,but we're going to let this
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clip do it, and then they sitand let them change the subject
and they don't say anything elseabout it.
But I do like that they'reactually showing the clip so
people can see the hypocrisy.
Yeah, I'll take what I can get,I guess right now from MSM
hypocrisy.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I'll take what I can
get, I guess, right now, from
MSM.
Yeah, fair enough, they'redefinitely not going to go out
of their way to attack the Trumpcampaign or Trump himself, but
at the very least, when they dooccasionally show the actual
words that come out of Trump'smouth, it is effective.
And that's largely because theidea that Republicans are trying
to hold Kamala Harrisaccountable for something that
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Biden said, even though hedidn't say it is bananas, when
they won't even hold Trumpaccountable for the things that
actually come out of his mouth.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, but yeah, you
know, there you go.
We're days from election andyou've got multiple clips of,
you know, one of the candidatessaying horrific things about the
other side of the aisle, themedia, the country and what are
the election prospects, makingextraordinarily detrimental
(37:13):
comments to himself and viciouscomments about his political
opponents.
Well, here's Trump.
Well, just, I don't want to saywhat he said about Liz Cheney,
but you hear it for yourself.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Then, you know, go a
couple of years forward to go
now.
And I don't blame him forsticking with his daughter, but
his daughter is a very dumbindividual, very dumb.
She's a radical war hawk.
Let's put her with a riflestanding there with nine barrels
shooting at her.
Okay, let's see how she feelsabout it.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
You know when the
guns are trained in her face
that was Trump saying that hewas going to send Liz Cheney off
to war, faced with numerousfirearms, and see how she that
was a firing squad you calledthat too.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
It definitely seemed
like a firing squad.
I know that they that's whatthey tried to.
I don't know who it was on TV.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
They also forget that
just four months ago he was uh
posting shit that she should bein front of a military tribunal
and that he said that you know,mark milley should be executed
for treason.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
So yeah, that wasn't
the first time that wasn't the
first time he's floated the ideaof having his generals executed
.
But yeah, again, the contextthere was sending Liz Cheney off
to war, but the undertone therewas sending Liz Cheney to the
firing squad.
Trump also had anextraordinarily weird comment
(38:52):
about Liz Cheney post, fact thatwill play for you right now.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Then you know, go a
couple of years forward or go
now.
And I don't blame him forsticking with his daughter, but
his daughter is a very dumbindividual, Very dumb.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
She's a radical war
hawk and that was the wrong clip
.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
But I'm like what did
I?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
miss.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
Here we are.
People never even heard ofWishing Attacks.
A big, big tough guy, you knowshe's a big tough one.
She's a tough one.
But if you gave Liz Cheney agun and put her into battle,
facing the other side with gunspointing at her, she wouldn't
have the courage or the strengthor the stamina to even look the
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enemy in the eye.
She would have.
She sits back and Washington oh, we ought to go and attack Iran
, iraq.
We're going to attack everybody.
That's why I broke up with her.
All she wanted to do is go towar with them.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah, that's why I
broke up with her.
All she wanted to do is go towar with everyone.
Yeah, so it's really like brokeup with Liz.
Like what are you implyingthere?
Are you begging Liz Janes?
I don't understand.
This dude is a fucking weirdo.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
I think he was making
a quote unquote joke about
having dated her.
Just you know, it may seemfunny, but he's also just
disrespecting her because he canwell, this is the thing, right.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
So after we've seen
the the jeffrey epstein tape, or
or listen to the jeffreyepstein tape of proclaiming that
trump has a fetish for fuckinghis friends girls, uh, like I
don't like the implication ofthe joke he's making there.
Like it's one thing for youknow someone to make a joke like
that in in public, but it'sanother thing if, say, like
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drake were to do it, when drakeis notorious for making it a
point to circle back and try andbag his friends girls.
Like it's just it it's doublydisgusting.
It's probably it's part of thereason why and all these rap
beefs he keeps getting destroyedbecause these dudes was like yo
man, don't mention my girl'sname, because if you take it
down, you're gonna, you're gonnapull out, pull out all the
(41:05):
stops.
That's why he lost to kendricklamar.
Um, for starters for mentioninghis girl.
But yeah, just just alluding tothe idea that maybe he had some
kind of weird relationship.
Liz Cheney is gross.
It is gross and I just don'twant to think about Liz Cheney
in any kind of romantic fashionand I don't want to think about
Trump in any kind of sexualfashion and I definitely don't
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want to think about the two ofthem together.
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
That's your biggest
problem with it.
I just don't want to.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I'm trying to avoid
the visualization.
That's your biggest problemwith it.
I just don't want to.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I'm trying to avoid
the visualization.
Not that, not the justdisrespectful casual throwing
out a rumor about a womancolleague, or the the vague
threat of sexual violence.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
No, I mean it's it's
all bad, but like we've, we've
beaten the death, like the justI don't know just the fact that
trump is just in, in all wayspossible, a misogynist and and
hates women.
I think we've like beat thathorse into the ground, not that
we don't cover it in everyopportunity, but also I don't
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want the visualization.
Yeah, just I don't.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
But speaking of the
misogyny, I know we, I know our
audience gets it.
It's just part of it pisses meoff that the media is like
actually, no, I guess the mediaI'm not.
It wasn't even me, it was afucking Republican senator.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
He's got you know
when he was making that comment
about her and the firing squad.
I have zero doubt that he hasmentally pictured that in his
mind because that was very, veryvivid, trained at her face,
like he's obviously never beeninto war, because that's really
not how it goes.
(42:49):
You know what I mean.
But especially not in the 2000syeah, but I, I just know I'm
like he's, he's, he's fantasizedabout that a lot and you can
tell yeah, you absolutely can'ttell.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I mean, and I think
after you know supposedly
getting shot, or at least havingbullets fired in his direction,
he's been thinking about a lotof other people getting shot in
a way that well, obviously hehas no empathy.
So, even though he's been inthe situation, he can't imagine
anyone else being in a similarsituation, unless it's to punish
his adversaries, which justwell, it's just that he doesn't
(43:24):
care about what anyone elsefeels.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It's not that he
couldn't imagine it, he just
doesn't care yeah, well, youknow no empathy
Speaker 1 (43:35):
whatsoever in his
regard.
But uh, speaking of trumpfantasizing uh about violence
directed at his adversaries,trump also made comments
directed toward the media ingeneral, where he also
presumptively seemed to beimagining placing them in front
of a firing squad, which is justlike hey man if that's not a
(43:56):
wake-up call for the media, Idon't know what is like.
They're not going to cover allthese stories detrimental to
trump, because obviously theywant him in the white house for
four years so they can have fourmore years of clicks as the
industry is dying it's gonna behard to do that from their
pogrom yeah, like, yeah, goodluck covering the trump
administration when he's got youin front of a firing squad,
(44:16):
you're no longer with us.
But you know again, man, I Idon't understand, like how the
media comes to these decisionsabout what they will and won't
cover and what becomes a storyand what and what doesn't.
It's been endless click worthyscandal surrounding the Trump
campaign for months now and itjust disappears like a vapor of
(44:40):
smoke.
They don't stick to anything,they don't cover anything in
death.
They don't make anything reallynewsworthy, no matter how just
detrimental it could potentiallybe to the Trump campaign.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
And probably because
it could be detrimental to the
Trump campaign, you know why,and probably because it could be
detrimental to the Trumpcampaign.
You know why?
It's because most of the peoplein the newsrooms are white and
they don't think that anythingis going to happen to them.
Yeah, I think that plays intoit.
I think their privilege, theirentitlement, and they have this,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
They're from the
entertainment industry so
they're used to the competitionand they're like, I'm going to
get the part you know.
Oh you're gonna get the partall right the media, the, the
state media anchor and chiefdick sucker.
But here's what I think, though.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
So their inability to
yeah, their inability to cover
these trump scandals over thecourse of the past year, it
would immediately flip thesecond Trump if he happens to
win wins the election, becausethen there would be no danger of
him not being president forfour years.
So then they would spend everysecond of the day covering every
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single Trump scandal possible,because you know there'd be no
potential damage to their cashcow, like once he wins the
election you're not getting themout of the White House.
So I think they would spendendless days covering all of
this insane shit that he'ssaying or doing, and I mean, I'm
assuming that's a game plan,just it's.
(46:11):
I don't even really know.
I don't have a word to describejust how disgusting it is,
because when he was in officethe first time around, they did
spend quite a bit of timecovering all the Trump insanity,
but they never once covered itin such a way as though to
present the idea that he wasn'tqualified to be president, not
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the way they did for Biden.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
After a single debate
performance They've never upset
for anything, like they neverhad that kind of smoke to like
push it they.
They just sensationalized itand they think it's going to be
like that this go around, andit's not, because one thing
trump doesn't do is forget thepeople he believes wronged him.
(46:57):
Regardless of if he is notcalling you out by name, he's
got a revenge list, make nomistake about that.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
And if they think
that that's not gonna happen, it
I don't know what the fuck theyneed to take, uh, and we I know
we just beat this to death, butthe idea that we're comparing
the trump campaign to the riseof nazis in germany in 1930s, it
(47:32):
it's because there's a directparallel.
This is actually how the naziscame to power.
They they won power with aminority of the vote, thanks to
votes being siphoned off by athird party, and once they were
in power, they immediately beganto entrench themselves in power
, and the first thing they didwasn't go after their political
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opponents in terms of the otherparty.
They cleaned house in their ownparty.
First, uh, and then the nextthing they did immediately after
that, they came for the media.
Yep, and I don't understand howthe media themselves can't like
take, learn from you know themost obvious lessons in history
(48:13):
about how they're.
Next, they're like on the listof things to do.
The second trump gets intooffice.
But again, you know, at least,if trump wins next week and he
ends up in the white house injanuary, uh, the people who are
largely responsible for enablingthis man over the course of the
past decade, they'll be thefirst to go, and I'll get some
(48:35):
satisfaction of that before I'mshipped off while I'm in my
pogron, I will relish in thefact that they are also in
theirs.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
That will be one.
You know, something I will holdon to on those long yeah, as
I'm as I'm starving to death.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
nothing will give me
more satisfaction than watching,
you know, all of the hosts atcnn end up in front of a firing
squad.
It'll be a fantastic experiencethere, but you know.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh, we don't really
Now.
Come on, man.
I don't want to see any firingsquads, Unless they are tried.
I don't know, the courts arebullshit too.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Now, though, we're
joking Carol, we're not serious,
our country is garbage.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
That's what the
ex-president said.