December 15, 2024 • 61 mins
Scott shares his frustration with Amazon after experiencing delivery mishaps that have spoiled Christmas surprises for his wife, leading to a humorous discussion about the challenges of gift-giving and online shopping. The conversation takes a comedic turn as the hosts delve into the chaos of parenting, including the trials of dealing with cardboard box infestations and the infamous Elf on the Shelf. Sarah recounts her daughter's upcoming winter concert, while Nick prepares for a family cabin trip amidst the holiday season. Darren and Chris bond over their mutual appreciation for wrestling, highlighting their excitement for upcoming events. As the episode unfolds, the group navigates a mix of personal anecdotes, lighthearted banter, and relatable parenting struggles, all while maintaining their signature humor.
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The Jewish American princess, Sarah.
Hello.
Our emotional sport, gay Nick.
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And our producer, Alex.
I'm not even supposed to behere today, so.
Guys, I hate Amazon.
The rainforest, the cafe, the people.
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Sarah, go ahead.
Who could hate Amazon?
I do.
For several reasons.
For several reasons?
One, the infestation ofcardboard boxes in both my house
and my garage.
Right before we came on thepodcast, I was actually painting
an Amazon box with a childbecause she wants to turn it into
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a cat house.
Oh, a trap house.
She's upcycling.
Well, she's growing up.
I don't know what's going on.
Phases.
I'm just kidding.
Oh my God, Alex.
You know, my daughter made little.
She.
She made things with cardboardboxes too.
Like little grocery store or whatever.
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I don't know.
They.
Kids do the darndest thingswith those things.
But these boxes also lead toinfestation of cockroaches in the
garage.
Oh yeah, because The.
Well, the cockroaches love the tape.
And the problem is Sarah'sgiving me this weird look.
The glue.
The card.
The glue that's on the cardboard.
No, you said cockroach.
And Sarah's used to be calling that.
Being called that walking downthe street, unfortunately.
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What?
It's a derogatory term forJewish people, I think.
Is it?
I don't know.
Borat said it was.
Very nice.
You know, I quote Borat a lot,but that's not something I remember.
The cockroaches come into hisroom and he just starts throwing
coins at them.
You remember that?
Yes.
Oh, you know what?
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Now I do.
I watched too many World WarII documentaries.
I'm thinking about all thecardboard boxes I still have in my
garage right now from when we moved.
Roaches, right?
Cockroaches everywhere.
But don't you have, like, avendor that comes in to kill bugs?
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That's.
Well, he.
Not.
He doesn't just have a vendorthat kills bugs.
He'll have a.
He'll have a vendor that'llcome and take the cardboard boxes
because he's too lazy to justthrow them out.
That is true.
Well, it's not that I'm too.
I think you need a new vendor.
That's what it sounds like.
Well, I have to call them, andI wait until it gets to a certain
level.
The problem is, Nick, like, ifit was, like, one or two boxes, I'll
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just throw them in my recyclebin outside.
But the problem is, like,these things multiply, and before
I know it, my wife has stackedabout 50 boxes, and now it's like
I've lost control.
And now I have to hire someonebecause it would take me about three
months to shove all the boxesinto the trash can or the recycle
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bin.
But this is not why I hate Amazon.
It's not just the boxes.
So last year, for Christmas,and you all know, if you've been
listening to this podcast fora while, I'm a terrible gift giver.
Okay.
My wife one year got me thisreally nice golf bag, and I got her
a T shirt that says, who needs Google?
My husband knows everything.
So pretty bad gift.
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Or a keychain.
Like, she got a keychain, you know?
So last year, I was super excited.
My.
My wife is, like, super bougie.
Loves charcuterie boards.
Loves, like, you know, she's.
She's.
She's known in my family forher legendary stack snacks.
You know, Chris, I don't.
I don't know if.
When you.
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What?
I Was going because Sarah'scat was behind her.
Oh, that's a kitten.
I know.
That's why.
It's the famous kitten fromlast week.
So I.
I don't know.
Chris, when you were here, didmy wife bust out the snacks?
Because she's, like, known for this.
Oh, yeah.
When I got there, she was,like, slicing something up for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
So last year, I get her acharcuterie board.
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Now Amazon screwed up and sentfour, which is fine because now I
have four.
Charcuterie board.
Sarah, would you likecharcuterie board?
What?
You didn't tell them that theyaccidentally sent more?
I kept them.
Wow.
Scumbag.
Well, Jews aren't allowed tomix meat and cheese, okay?
Oh, okay.
So.
But here's the problem.
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They, you know, it getsdelivered to our door, and it's in
a box that says charcuterie board.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're the delivery people thatyou see on going viral for, like,
ring the doorbell and.
And saying, like, making up anelaborate lie and hiding it in the
trash can or something.
Where are those people?
Isn't there, like a littlebutton at the bottom when you make
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your purchase that says, sendan original packaging or send in
an Amazon box?
That's what I told.
It says, like, is this.
Is this item a gift?
And you can click it and it'llput it in an Amazon package and not
have to be a big deal.
Well, I don't even care ifit's a gift.
I just don't want people toknow what I'm getting, and then they
feel obligated to steal.
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Well, it's nice to get thegift receipt or the, like, little
gift mom on there and you canwrite yourself the note so you feel
like it was a gift.
So it's free then?
Yeah.
Did you not do that?
No.
I didn't know that there was acheckbox that.
First of all, I'm not theAmazon guy, okay?
My wife is the Amazon girl.
I like.
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Anytime I go to purchasesomething on Amazon, my wife's always
like, did you check the reviews?
I'm like, they have reviews.
Where are the reviews?
Like, I don't.
I don't deep dive into Amazon.
I see what it's.
It's just like shopping.
Like, if I go shopping, I knowwhat I want, I go, I get it, and
then I leave.
I like, I'm not.
I'm not.
Yes.
Sarah, I don't think that it'sa hatred of Amazon.
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I think it's your lack ofunderstanding of how Amazon works.
Listen, I Didn't expectanybody to be turning this on me
tonight, but here we are.
Sorry.
It's fine.
That's fine.
So this year I'm super excitedbecause my.
My wife has been wanting arecord player for quite, quite some
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time and she would never,like, pull the trigger on it.
So I find Cyber Monday.
I find it because, you know,it's in the algorithm.
We share an amp, so she.
She looks for it and then,like, eyes.
It puts in the.
So it pops up and, you know,this is pretty sweet.
It's.
It's a record player.
It's.
It's a tape deck, CD player,AM FM stereo, Blu Ray player, blue.
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Blue Bluetooth.
It's.
It's amazing.
It's all.
It's an eight in one record player.
So I buy it.
I'm so excited.
So I get home from work theother day.
Inside there's a stack ofAmazon boxes, and on the bottom there's
a picture of the record playeron the box.
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So they ruined Christmas foryou twice.
Two years in a row, Nick.
Amazon has ruined.
Like, I finally got decent atgift giving and Amazon has ruined
Christmas two years in a row.
Awful.
Maybe you should start gettingyour own mail.
Some of us have to work Mondaythrough Friday, Nick.
We're not just sitting at home.
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Yeah, your wife does.
You don't do anything.
No, I.
Wait a minute.
You don't work Monday through Friday.
That's true.
I don't work Monday through Friday.
Someone has to work Saturday, Nick.
So anyway, Christmas is ruined again.
But now I know, okay?
Now I know that there's alittle checkbox that I.
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That I.
I need to click and then itwon't come like that.
Yeah, Scott was never good atmaking boxes.
Doing anything with boxes, andthen eventually making things come.
Right.
That was a very elaborate bad joke.
But I knew where you weregoing the whole time.
Now, something else thatruined Christmas.
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Nick, you obviously have notbeen listening to this podcast much
before you came on.
The host at the time that Ijust turned it out.
I know you can say his name, Chris.
I know that we have discussedElf on the Shelf and what a terrible
idea Elf on the Shelf is andthe chaos that comes along with it.
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Because, like, you see thepictures on Facebook and everybody's
having fun having the elf do,like cute, funny things when.
Whatever.
But you don't realize that youhave to make sure it gets moved every
single night.
And then you're waking up at3am forgetting that you didn't move
it, and then you're runningdown the Stairs.
And you're tripping over the cat.
You move the elf on the shelf.
Well, Santa, magic.
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Magic moves it.
But Nick, Piper got an elf onthe shelf, didn't she?
Yeah, we.
So she's seven now.
And we were like, we got this.
We can dodge it.
We don't need the elf.
We don't push like, Santa'swatching you.
You're not going to getpresents or anything like that.
Like, we try not to do that.
It's like, that's the wholepoint of Santa, Nick.
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You get one month of goodbehavior out of the year.
I don't want to use a creepyman as a scare tactic because clearly
that's not working out for the president.
But which one?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, we never wanted to useany sort of scare tactic.
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We didn't.
I didn't like the idea of itbecause it's like, oh, it reports
back every night.
I'm like, santa's alreadywatching anyway, but.
Now he's got extra eyes.
He doesn't need extra eyes.
He's Santa.
That's true, but.
And he's only in my house oncea year.
I don't know how he's watching.
This is, this is 2024.
Santa has outsourced thewatching to a small indentured servant.
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He got lazy is what happened.
Right.
Yeah.
So we, we tried to dodge itthe whole time.
We never really brought it up.
Never asked her or anything.
And of course, in first grade,our teacher decides they're going
to do an elf on a shelf intheir classroom.
Oh, what a terrorist.
Yeah.
So I.
I love our school district.
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Hold on, hold on.
I feel like that needs apermission slip more than.
Hey, we're about to teach yourkids about sex.
Yeah, like, if you're gonnaintroduce the elf on the shelf and
for like at school, thereneeds to be a permission slip.
Do they have the match on thebench too?
Oh, mention on the bench.
What?
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I don't know what that is.
Wait, you don't know about mention?
You don't know what the.
Mention on the.
Wait, what?
Yes, I, my.
I got my brother in law oneyear for Hanukkah.
A mensch on the bench.
And it comes with a little story.
It was a Shark Tank thing.
Was it really Shark Tank?
Yeah.
Little old Jewish guy withthe, with the curls.
Well, I now have an Elphaba ona shalfaba.
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Yes, I love that.
Chris and Sarah.
That is a reference to Wicked.
Wicked is a Broadway show.
Amazing.
Just converted to a movie.
Yeah, never heard of it.
That's already Nominated for Golden.
Golden Globes.
We were nominated for bestpodcast in Orlando.
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And Lost.
And Lost.
Stop it.
So, yeah, we.
We tried to dodge it.
The teacher sent home a messor sent a message through, like,
our school chat thing, andshe's like, we have an elf in our
classroom.
The kids named it.
So she keeps sending uspictures every now and then.
And, like, one of thepictures, I'm like, what is this?
I'm sorry about this.
I'm so angry at this becauseshe started this.
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She used that as a scare tactic.
So what happened to Flat Stanley?
That was fun.
That was fun that you don'treally have to do except for mail
it out to a family member.
That's it.
This one?
Yeah, it's.
It's complicated anymore.
It's 2024.
They got a note the one daythat said they were not behaving
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the day before.
So they're.
They're all.
Is very.
He's like, you're on thenaughty list.
But what I.
What I love about our schooldistrict and why I.
I guess doesn't piss me offthat they're doing off on a Shelf
is because they're actuallyteaching the kids every single day
about different holidaycultures and traditions.
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So we keep getting picturesand coloring books and stuff of St.
Nicholas, and they.
Do you want Sarah to do a zoomcall to teach about Hanukkah?
We should.
We should.
She doesn't know.
Yeah.
You still got time.
You guys are late this year, so.
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Yeah.
So they sent home papers aboutMexican tradition and stuff, too.
So it's just teaching the differences.
The kids to learn aboutacceptance, essentially.
Oh, okay.
Which is an amazing time tolearn about acceptance because most
of the country doesn't accept us.
Right?
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So, yeah, it's been really cool.
And she has been mentioningthis elf and the fact that she has
a stuffed animal elf in our house.
So she has a stuffed animal elf.
She brought it out to us thenext day on a spatula, thinking that
this elf might come to life.
No, you can't.
She can't touch the elf.
No, she.
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She held it on a spatula.
Okay.
This was the first.
She found the loophole.
This is her stuffed animal elf.
Not the.
Oh, it's not the elf on the shelf.
Okay.
We ended.
We ended up buying one.
We got a little.
We had a gummy that night, andI'm sitting there talking to Sean.
I was like, you see the elfover there?
I was like, I feel like it's asign that she's telling us that she
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wants a magical Elf.
So we got this bright idea toorder on target to.
We didn't do Amazon.
We did Target this time.
Good.
It would have said on the box,elf on the shelf.
And then she would know Ididn't have delivered via FedEx.
Yeah.
So he ordered it and wrote anote to her saying that an elf was
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coming the next day.
Well, Chris.
Chris was already here.
I was talking.
What do you mean the next day?
Chris is already here?
He already came.
But the toy elf on the shelfarrived and helped me.
Actually, never mind.
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I gave him a couple hands andnow we have an elf on a shelf.
Well, it's actually on ourdining room table.
Do you put it on?
Are you supposed to put it onthe shelf?
That's the thing.
I don't know all the rules.
It moves every night.
It moves every night to adifferent location.
Like sometimes.
Sometimes our elf is like.
Like on one of the nutcrackersor on a.
The Christmas tree or like ona pic, like, wherever you can hide
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him.
Chris was on a nutcracker too, but.
And then like, the kids getinto it.
Like, they wake up like, oh,where did they elf move?
Yeah, we.
We've been moving out the pastfew nights.
We have a Etsy kit that wepurchased that helps us print out
things so we don't have toworry about it.
Oh, my God, it's super.
You are super gay.
Oh, it had a pizza thismorning and it had a cute little
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pizza box on it.
It was eaten with Mickey Mouseon a plate.
It was delicious.
So here's my advice to you, Nick.
Okay.
Make sure you remember whereyou store it for the next 11 months.
Yeah.
Because my wife has had topurchase several new elves on the
shelf because it's been misplaced.
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And then make sure you makesure you move that thing.
Like, I would set an alarm forlike 9:00 every night.
Like, move the elf.
That's why I'm telling all ofmy friends, because I need somebody
to remind me because 99% ofthe time I'm probably stoned and
I need, like, constant reminders.
Like, you could tell me now,like, hey, move it.
And I'll be like, yeah, I'mgoing to get right on it.
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And then sidetrack.
I forget about it till threehours later.
So it's the elf on the shelfand Nick is a stoner with a boner.
Oh, I like that.
Meant to say stoner on aboner, but, you know, whatever.
Oh, that would have been somuch funnier.
Yeah, Alex, cut and edit that yeah.
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So we have Elf on the Shelf.
Nick's a stoner on a boner.
Thanks.
Oh, that was.
That was funny.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Listen, we were lucky becausewe only have to do it half the time.
Oh, yeah.
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You only have to two days a week.
You have to worry about it.
That's it.
Yeah.
No, three days.
Okay.
Shows up Monday, Tuesday,Wednesday, every other weekend.
But do they.
But do they ask, like.
Well, it does while they're gone?
No, because that's the thingthat's saying we're trying to figure
out.
She.
She went out of townyesterday, Saturday night with my
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parents, and they stayed in ahotel and I'm like, I'm not sending
the elf with them.
So we kept it home.
And what does she do firstthing in the morning on Sunday?
She FaceTimes us at 9 o'clockin the morning.
What did Snowflake do today?
She's obsessed with it.
Did you say I voted for Joe Biden.
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One year?
I did Polaroids, though.
That's cute.
Was that just for Lewis?
Those were in a separate pile.
Those are in a completelyseparate pile.
Those aren't hd.
You got that right.
Well, what.
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What a scam that Elf on theShelf is.
It's.
It is, but it's.
I'm loving the fun littlememories that we're making with it
now.
So, Chris, look forward to that.
Well, I don't.
I just don't appreciate thefact that the word scam was used
because I'm very fragile rightnow over.
Over scams.
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Because I.
I got scammed this week, but Ididn't get scammed this week.
Okay, explain the strangestexperience in my life.
So I am very involved in theStar wars card community.
I am on Discord, I'm on aFacebook page, and everyone's very
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trustworthy.
So on whatnot.
Go follow me at Chris Yob.
Soon to be at Yabba the Hut.
On whatnot.
Everyone's very trustworthyand very nice in the community.
People have been helping meout with my streams and stuff like
that.
Well, there's a channel onDiscord to say what you're in search
of.
So someone was in search of aspecific character.
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It's Magistrate Morgan Elsbeth.
The lady who fought theMandalorian with that big spear.
Right.
Yeah, well, looking for cardsof her.
And I just so happen to haveone of her cards out of numbered
to five.
So we.
Five on those Earthautographed by her.
Well, which sounds amazing,but when.
When you, you know, see that,it's Magistrate Morgan Ellsbeth.
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It's not the greatest card inthe world, right?
So I couldn't sell it.
So this guy was looking for him.
So, like, hey, I have one forsale or trade.
He goes, I have this.
And sent me a picture of anautographed Boba Fett card.
I was like, yeah, I'd love that.
I'd love to trade this randomwoman's autograph for a Tamora Morrison
Boba Fett card.
I'd love that.
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He goes, yeah, I didn't lookup comps on it or anything.
I don't really go based off of comps.
So.
Which comps meaning, like,what the card sells for.
So, you know.
But, you know, I really likethe card you have.
Like, yeah, it's great.
He goes, I own a shippingcompany, so I have this out asap.
And then two minutes later, hegoes, all right.
The mailman just picked it up.
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Which I thought was kind ofweird at first.
Right.
Okay.
First red flag.
Yeah.
So post officer.
So I.
So I was expecting.
Yeah.
And he didn't say male person.
He said male man.
So I was kind of disappointedby that as well.
But anyway.
Exactly.
So I.
I shipped my card out that.
That same day to him.
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We exchanged track numbers,and that was it.
A couple days goes by, and hesaid, yeah, it should be there in
a couple days.
And a couple days go by.
It wasn't here yet.
So I checked the trackingnumber, and it said, label created.
That's it.
Not scanned and not movingthrough anything.
Just label created.
So I.
My stomach drops.
I'm like.
I.
I am, like, sick to my stomach.
I'm looking at this picture.
I'm like, this picture couldbe Photoshopped of this Boba Fett
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card.
This might not even be his.
So I go to message him on Instagram.
All right.
The Instagram that he had allof his Star wars cards posted on.
Very nicely done.
Now has no profile picture,and all the posts are deleted.
Oh, my God.
I go over to Discord onto thethread that he made looking for these
cards, and the thread is deleted.
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Yeah.
So I'm like, this guy.
I can't believe this.
First of all, I can't believethis guy scammed me for a magistrate.
Morgan Ellsbeth autograph.
Like, that's the most random scam.
He wanted your address.
So he probably has it with allthese drones flying over New Jersey.
I don't know if you've seenthat on the news, but anyway, we'll
talk about that later.
So I'm.
I'm livid.
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I start texting the moderatorof the Discord Channel, like, look,
I just got scammed on this discord.
I'm sending the screenshotsand I'm.
I'm on the phone with USPS on hold.
I'm trying to intercept mypackage to get going down to him
that said they weren't picking up.
So can you do that?
Can you be like an Indiangiver and say, hey, no, actually
send it back?
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I tried on the website.
It said you can't becausefirst of all, it's a Native American
giver.
Yeah, I tried it on the website.
That's why I called, because I.
Could I please talk to your manager?
But no one answered because itwas five o'clock at night.
So I'm on my way to the post office.
That post office closes in ahalf hour.
I'm about to go there andexplain what happened, say, hey,
can you intercept this package?
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And.
And I'm like, let me trycalling this guy on his Instagram
that's like, looks inactive now.
So I called him on Instagram,which I've never done before, and
he answers, yeah.
He goes, hey, man, what'sgoing on?
I was like, you tell me.
What do you mean?
I was like, what is going on?
I was like, I just checked bythe tracking you gave me and it says
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the label was created, nothing else.
He goes, oh, no, man, thepostman scanned it.
That's how he talks.
Postman scanned it.
Oh, maybe he didn't scan it.
I was like, no, he didn't scan it.
There's no, there's no update.
I was like, what happened toyour Instagram?
It's.
Oh, man.
You know, I wasn't getting alot of engagement on there, so I
just deleted it.
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You know, it's so annoying.
I.
I make.
I put all this time into theengagements and I don't.
I don't make any sales as I.
As I.
So that's why you deleted.
He's like, yeah.
He goes, you can follow meover on my other Instagrams.
I was like, okay.
I said, so what happened tothe package?
Oh, man, I'm sure you'll get it.
Because I totally understandwhere you're coming from, though.
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Totally understand.
He says, you could follow meon my other Instagrams.
It's Bubba underscore job 22.
And then I was like, then youdeleted the thread on the Discord.
He's like, yeah, I was donewith it.
What?
This doesn't scream scam at all.
Yeah, so what?
So what am I.
To, like, what am I supposedto do at this point?
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I'm like, I just have to trustthis guy that nothing's adding up.
I just trust him.
He's Scottish.
It's fine.
He.
I have no idea.
This accent was the strangestthing in the world.
I can't wait for him to streamon whatnot.
So I can send you the linkjust so you can hear him talk.
Let's go.
Selling your card?
Yeah.
So I.
I get home and I sent him the screenshot.
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I was like, hey, man, youknow, it's.
Because it'll probably come tomorrow.
So tomorrow comes, and I'mlike, hey, man, it's.
I still hasn't moved.
And then he sends me ascreenshot, and it's like, I.
I see all the activity, like,from his house and going through,
like, my neighborhood.
Like, it says, out for delivery.
He's going through neighborhood.
I wish.
So I.
(25:36):
I like all the screenshotsthat he sent me.
And then I was like.
And then he goes, oh, my gosh,I sent you the wrong tracking number.
So this whole, like, thiswhole time, everything he did was
the most suspicious thing ever.
But he was telling the truththe whole time.
Like, the whole time he was like.
He's like.
So he said he owned thisshipping company.
(25:58):
About the next day, the.
He texted me the day that.
That I got my cars.
Oh, yeah, I can't wait to find mine.
He goes, you know, I got allthese shipments.
Like, yeah, okay.
He sends me a picture.
Thousands of packages in hishouse all addressed to him.
Thousands.
He actually runs a shippingcompany, Right?
So he actually runs a shipping company.
He accidentally sent me thewrong tracking information.
Once he sent me the right one,everything added up.
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He deleted his Instagram,honestly, because.
Because he wasn't getting alot of engagement and honestly deleted
the Discord thread because hewas just done.
Every.
Every legit.
Everything that he says thatcouldn' be more suspicious was all
true.
Listen, if I make a deal withsomebody on something and I delete
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my Instagram that I'mcommunicating with, I probably gonna
reach out.
That looks shady.
He's like, man, I posted on my stories.
Like, I don't look at your stories.
I don't know you.
Like, I'm not looking for thatkind of stuff.
Every single thing that hesaid was 100.
Now we have a great relationship.
He text me again today.
He messed me.
He goes, hey, what else do you have?
I'd love to make another trade.
I think I would love to as well.
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This is such a pleasantlyweird Experience.
Ye.
Yeah.
So I.
I got scammed without gettingscammed, right?
It was.
It was the most bizarreexperience I've ever had in my life.
See, you should believe allthe people that you meet.
I should believe everything.
And, like, everything he saidwas so suspect.
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I've told us.
He go and like, I'm on thephone with him and he's like saying
like, yo, Yeah, I never.
I don't even look at trackingbecause I just trust everybody so
much.
I'm like, this guy's reallyfeeding me all this because he's
scamming me.
And I'm thinking, like, heaccidentally picked up this Instagram
call and now he's trying to,like, make up all this so that I
don't call the cops or something.
And then like an hour later,he called me back just to chat.
(27:46):
It was.
It was like.
It was the strangest.
Wait, did you answer him?
Yes.
Like, I answered.
I said, hey, man, what's up?
Any updated?
He's like, oh, no, I justwanted to.
I.
You know, I was just thinking about.
I just feel really bad aboutit all as well.
As long as I get the card,everything's fine.
So, yeah, I'm sure you'll get it.
Like, he just kept saying itlike, so God is like, I'm sure it'll
come.
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So.
So for future Chris, your bestfriend is Google reverse image search.
Oh, I do that with everysingle thing, like, ever.
When I go shopping out atvintage short, like shops or whatever,
I'll Google reverse image anditem and see what the comps are online
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right off the bat.
But people who scam by sellingthe way that we sell things online,
right, they'll take picturesfrom other people's ads and use it.
And so if you do, if you takea screenshot of that item that they're
sending you and you do aGoogle Reverse image search from
your camera roll or whatever,then it'll pop up with whatever pictures
(28:53):
or things.
You'll see one right there on E.
Never even thought of that.
I was just so excited.
I was just so excited someonewas going to trade me a Boba Fett
autograph for this randomwoman's autograph.
And then the best part aboutthis, when I said this picture kind
of could looks f I wasmessaging about, I was like, how
do you do this?
Oh, it's all Photoshop.
It was.
The picture was even fakebecause the cards are everything
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else about this picture, allthe case it's in and the everything's
fake.
I even enhanced the card.
I am Part of loungefly pages.
Vintage stores online, onFacebook, all over.
So many pages.
And loungefly specifically,the admins, the moderators, they
want you to post a picture.
(29:35):
Like if somebody says theyneed a.
A card.
Like a name and date card.
Yeah.
Oh, point pictures.
Yeah.
But then they will tell you.
Okay, can you send me apicture of a spoon in the pocket?
Super random.
Something super random.
So it's like you can'tPhotoshop easily a spoon in the pocket
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of a lounge fly backpack.
But it's easier to Photoshopsomebody's name and date card.
Yeah.
To a different, you know, image.
I'm gonna do that.
I love this Boba Fett card,but could you put like, a bowl of
cereal right next to his face, please?
It's crazy what people askfor, but that's cool.
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You have it.
Yeah, I had.
I.
I couldn't believe when itpopped up.
And then like, he's like, weare like, now.
My wife said, too weird out.
Like, he's like, messaging meon a daily basis just to check in.
Now he's just.
He's like.
He's legit the nicest guy.
And you answer the phone, andI answer the phone.
Learning opportunity for me.
Chris, would you like.
Would you like to trade some cards?
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First you had my interest, butnow you have my curiosity, Mr.
Scott.
Well, you know what else is a scam?
Our thumbnail for tonight's episode.
Yeah, it is.
I put.
I put in the description ofthe episode too.
This thumbnail has nothing todo with the content of this podcast
and is being used for clickbait.
That was my question.
Did you do that or did YouTubeAI do that?
I know, I.
(30:59):
I did that before they wereable to.
I had to.
I had to get ahead of.
Of them.
I had to get ahead of him.
Gotcha.
So this.
So it.
In current events, the CEO ofUnited Healthcare was gunned down
by this Luigi guy.
Assassinated.
But what I find interesting.
Did you watch the video?
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All you heard is bang, Woohoo.
They filming a Michael Jackson video.
Oh.
And then when he startsfalling, all you hear is bizarre.
(31:40):
Oh, boy.
I thought it was edited.
Crazy.
It is terribly sad.
Like, it is horrible that wehave hitmen in America just gutting
people down.
It's awful.
But some good has come out of this.
Okay.
There's a silver lining toanything, to everything.
Darren informed me today thatother CEOs are so afraid of being
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assassinated that they'redoing crazy things.
Like, the McRib came backthree months early.
The snack wrap is coming back.
Snack Wrap is coming back.
Yeah, I didn't hear this.
Hopefully, you know, PremierLightning Lane will go away.
Let's get out.
Let's get that out there inthe universe.
I want Goodwill's prices to go down.
(32:23):
You want Goodwill's prices?
Aren't they serious?
Do you know that at one pointGoodwill CEO was one of the highest
paid in the nation?
Oh, my God.
I kid you not.
So maybe the prices will go down.
Okay, continue hoarding.
Meanwhile, Chipotle announcedtoday they were like, oh, yeah, we're
going to raise our.
Like, we're going to have toraise our prices due to inflation.
(32:44):
And like, in a bunch of like,comments on videos, everybody's like,
who's the CEO?
Who's the CEO?
Started to call for his head.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What other things could CEOsdo for us right now?
Oh.
Oh.
So Sarah says Goodwill drop prices.
Yeah.
Get the fast, fastest bag.
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Oh, I like Genie Plus.
I like the original Genie plusprogram where everybody's on an even
playing field at 7:00am yeah,either that.
I prefer free.
Actually, I prefer free.
Then everybody can get it.
I like my little ticket stubsfrom the little machine.
Like the old.
That's what I'm thinking.
The old school fashion.
It was free.
Like, so I can just dasharound the park and grab as many
(33:28):
fast passes.
No, I like waking up at 7amand planning out my day.
It works like a charm.
Yeah, you can do that too.
When with a paper fastpassing, you can plan out running
around the park, grabbing allthe fast passes and then doing all
the rides.
You get more stuff that's goodfor you.
Yeah, maybe, maybe you won'tdie next year.
Wow.
Maybe you'll.
Maybe, maybe you'll live.
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No, he'll pass by more beer carts.
Yes, that's true.
You'll have more opportunityfor beer.
Speaking of which, so Darrenand I did go to Universal today and,
you know, we wanted to see thenew Wicked shop, which was amazing,
but said.
It was wicked, but that was.
It was wicked.
But out front there there wasa beer cart that I would always go
(34:10):
to and now it's all likeWicked themed stuff.
They've got osvotado.
Wait.
Oz, Ozvocado toast and likepink goes with green waffle and this
like green elixir with thesparkly stuff in it.
And also a pink one, like allthis really cute stuff.
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Well, I noticed they have BudLight and they've never had Bud Light
at that cart.
They used to be a gay stand.
Huh?
It's a very gay stand.
Chris.
So I'm like, great, let me getthis Bud Light.
Thank you.
Wicked.
So I stand there.
They make every food item toorder, and of course there's like
a.
A family of 20 right in frontof us.
(34:52):
It was like I could have goneto four other Bud Light carts in
the meantime and still beenwaiting in line at this one cart.
We were there.
Probably there, what, 20 minutes?
20 minutes.
We spent the first 20 minutesof us in the park waiting to get
you a Bud Light.
We're not allowed to do thatat the park.
Staring.
Oh, I wasn't streaming.
It's fine.
We can waste time when we'renot streaming.
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Noted.
Yeah, I got a Shrek pretzel today.
It was great.
That Shrek.
Shrek.
The Shrekl with green cheese.
Oh, you should see a doctor.
But yeah, that was fun.
Anyway, let's check in withwhat's his name?
Giles Garman.
(35:34):
Yes, Giles Jarman.
Giles Jarman.
Let's check in with GilesJarman, see what's up.
And now it's time for the moreyou know.
And here's your host, Giles.
(35:59):
Hello there, Giles Garman,letting you know that on the next
episode of into theDisneyverse, you can start to hear
some Christmas histories.
As the into the Disneyversecrew enters into the holiday season,
they'll be discussing thehistory of the classic Tim Allen
Christmas movie, the Santa Claus.
Interestingly enough.
(36:25):
Hello there.
This is the sophisticatedgentleman with a special return edition
of Travels and Tribulationsbrought to you by Spotify, which
generously provided theinformation of the Spotify wraps
that we'll be mentioning today.
For example, the Spotifywrapped of Nick includes the songs
Vacation from the Go Gos andHoliday from Madonna.
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Spotify Wrapped includes thetop songs for Sarah such as Smoke
on the Water and Smokey editsthe entire soundtrack there.
Not too sure why Scott'sSpotify wrapped basically just included
the soundtrack from theepisode of into the Disneyverse from
a couple of weeks ago.
Not really sure what that was about.
(37:09):
Chris.
I don't know.
The only thing I've seen forChris is a podcast about Hitler.
Kind of weird.
Now for Ryan from Jersey man.
Florida man, really justseeing soundtrack for cars and cars
2 and cars 3.
I don't know if he's in lovewith Cars or something.
I don't really know.
Now kind of in that same vein,Remy from Remy's roundtable has top
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songs such as the Oompa Loompasong, the Munchkinland song, hi Ho,
and even the soundtrack forsuch items as Infinity War, Elf and
Game of Thrones.
Not really sure what actorthose have in common, but I don't
really know what any of thatmeans or tells us.
Still trying to figure out whysomebody as short as Chris is trying
(37:55):
to be pulled into Remy'sroundtable, though.
And as a reminder, you cancheck out new episodes of into the
Disneyverse every Monday onall podcasting platforms.
That's Disneyverse.
Diz N, E Y V E R S E.
And that's all from me.
Giles Garman.
So I need to address theHitler in the room.
(38:19):
I.
I go to sleep listening toRemy's Roundtable almost every night
on Spotify.
I use Spotify just for Remy'sround table and I just like listening
to conversation when I go to bed.
So I don't know why this is why.
He thinks he's got a huge audience.
By the way, when I.
I am I l every night.
So anyway, so I put on a 30minute timer.
(38:42):
Sometimes I forget and forsome reason I wake up in the middle
of the night sometimes when Iforget the timer and a Hitler podcast
is playing like the rise andfall of Hitler.
And a college football hostedby Donald J.
Trump.
So it's the J6 choir as the.
The creators of it.
So I.
(39:04):
So if on my Spotify rap,number one is R, number two is some
college football.
I've never, I have not watcheda full college football game.
I don't think ever Collegefootball podcast number two, number
three, the Rise and Fall of Hitler.
And then number four is someWorld War II thing that I only.
That I only listen to when I'msleeping and I wake up to it and
and turn it off immediatelybecause it's almost as scary as when
(39:25):
I woke up to Remy's 911 clips.
Right.
That's funny.
That's really funny.
That's really sad.
It is really sad.
Well, go listen to white noise.
I feel like you need that.
I am.
There's no diversity on Remy'sround table.
And it's a humor.
(39:45):
It's very white.
No white and blue eyes noise.
With blonde hair.
So Nick, you and I got a fewminutes before everybody got here
and I was checking on you andyou looked exhausted.
(40:05):
Your mother in law just left.
Yes.
Thank the Lord Is earth.
No.
Oh my God.
How I didn't know we didn'tget that dark.
No.
So neither did he talk about it.
I talked about it.
A few months back, my motherin law suffered from a stroke.
Oh.
Oh, I feel horrible now.
(40:25):
I feel we finally got herscheduled for Surgery after many
months of, of her cancelingthe surgeries or canceling appointments
or just coming up with an excuse.
But she had the surgery thisweek and she stayed at our house
for an entire week.
Now this is the longest I'vespent in a room with her.
(40:47):
Usually it's like an hour andI'm good.
It was a struggle.
I'm struggling for a minute.
Her memory is not there.
She'll ask the same questionthree times about something that's
in front of her.
But also I think what's scaryabout this is I also am looking at
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Sean.
I'm like, this is going to beyou in the future.
And I think a woman who has astroke, he might be a woman that
has a stroke.
I'm putting him in a home that's.
Like paradise for him, Nick.
A house full of handicap people.
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Sean said, fuck off.
Basically, it, it was exhausting.
I'm emotionally drained.
Sean's emotionally drainedfrom it.
Like she was just asking themost random questions.
Like she's the type person that.
Not that you have a love haterelationship with, you just hate
(42:03):
to love them maybe.
I don't know.
She love relationship, I guess.
Yeah, she.
She's not really been aroundin her life that much.
She always had an excuse forsomething to not make it to a birthday
party or.
I think I talked about itbefore that.
She asked Sean at our weddingto drive him home during the wedding.
(42:26):
Oh, so she pro move, actually,I respect that.
At 9 o'clock at night on ourwedding night, she's like, okay,
I'm ready to go home now.
We're like, that's not howthis works.
We didn't drive you.
We're not your Uber.
And I offered to send an Uberthat night.
But like, so after thesurgery, they wanted, they wanted
(42:49):
her to basically be insomebody's assistance for like four
days to make sure she wasgetting medicine and not falling
over or anything because shejust had surgery.
But she was ready to go homeafter day one.
She kept telling us that.
She's like, I don't want to behere anymore.
I'm like, we don't want youeither, but we're kind of stuck here.
The feeling is mutual.
(43:09):
So we finally, finally got herout today.
Hopefully it's for good.
We'll see if there's any moreupdates on this.
I can't wait to hear more updates.
I hope there's none.
You guys ready to play Jersey man?
Florida man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, sure.
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Whether flipping a fanboat, acrash in a truck.
These States are filled withpeople who.
Suck, so it's time for us toplay New Jersey members.
Every week, Game Master Ryanbrings us two news stories.
One is from New Jersey, one isfrom Florida.
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It is up to us to determinewhich one is which.
Take it away, Ryan.
Hey, guys.
This is Ryan, your in thefield news reporter for the Parents
Night out news team.
And I am reporting live from aThanksgiving parade located in Lima,
Ohio.
Little fun fact about Lima isit is named after the lima bean.
Another little fun fact isthat Scott still doesn't know what
flicking the bean means.
(44:11):
Even Nick knows what that needs.
Well, it looks like I got herejust in time, because here comes
the Parents Night out parade balloon.
Wait.
Nope.
That's just Chris walking downthe street.
Guess the biggest loserthing's not really working out for
him.
Seems like he's only doing thebiggest part of it.
We got reports that ParentsNight out was going to use a dog
as a mascot for their balloon,but it mysteriously burst into flames
(44:32):
and burned like the Hindenburg.
Speaking of flames, I seesmoke off in the distance.
So either we have a new Popeor Scott killed another one of his
animals.
Some reports are calling thisthe biggest mercy kill since Biden
was taken out of the runningfor presidency.
We've heard when Nick got thenews that he immediately started
cleaning out a spot in his freezer.
Sarah, how did you feel whenyou heard about Scott's phone passing
(44:52):
away?
I'm sorry, I gotta stop withthat joke.
It's like beating a dead dog.
I mean horse.
I meant horse.
Anyways, before this gets anyworse, let's get into our stories
from Florida man and Jersey Man.
And for our first story, amother serves weed and alcohol at
a child's party until policeshow up.
And for our second story, aman puts a 20 foot tall leg lamp
(45:14):
in his front yard forChristmas decoration.
All right, so we have.
Worth the Wait.
By the way, it was worth the.
That was worth the wait.
So we've got.
We've got weed and alcohol ata kid's birthday party or a Christmas
Story Leg lamp.
Nick, what are your thoughts?
(45:37):
I feel like the giant leg lampis going to be Florida for some reason.
Okay, Darren, where.
Where did Christmas Story take place?
Up north.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yep.
Leg New Jersey.
Sarah.
Yeah?
I'm gonna go.
Birthday party, Florida.
Leg New Jersey.
Chris.
(45:58):
I'm gonna go Leg New Jerseybecause I don't know if the cops
would come for that up in New Jersey.
The wee and alcohol kids party.
So I had seen a picture ofthis house, but I don't remember
where it's at, so I'm gonnasay leg, New Jersey.
And yeah, in Florida.
I feel like that's an everydayoccurrence where some meth head mom
(46:19):
is giving their kids alcoholand weed for.
For a birthday party.
Let's find out.
Sweet 16.
I wouldn't know.
He wasn't there.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Let's find out the answer.
So our first story is from NewJersey where a mom hosting a gathering
for her teen child welcomes upto 150 young guests and serves them
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weed and alcohol.
Until the police showed up.
Nick said he had a birthdayparty at his house a couple weeks
ago where 20 kids were in hishouse at the same time.
Scott's record is only about15 kids in his house.
Two of them were his own andthe other 13 were locked up in the
basement.
So that means.
Our second story is fromFlorida where in Neptune Beach, Florida,
during a holiday decoratingcon, a man put a 20 foot tall replica
(47:03):
leg lamp from the movie AChristmas Story in his front yard.
Of course, no laws werebroken, but police are still on the
lookout for a 100 foot tallamputee woman in which the leg belongs
to.
And in other news.
Wait, guys, I got somethingimportant I gotta go take care of.
I'm sorry, I have to cut this short.
Almost as short as thelifespan of the animals at Scott's
house.
Back to you guys.
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Oh, thank you so much, Ryan.
Oh my goodness.
I don't get it.
Can you explain what?
I don't, I don't get the joke.
Can you explain it?
Like every other year he'sputting down an animal.
Oh, thank you, Darren.
Thank you.
That is true.
In the history of thispodcast, which.
Is always, yeah, very frequent.
We're about to hit four years.
(47:50):
In four years I've put downtwo animals.
Yeah, I must have a two.
We're going to have a two forone special.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, so next year we'reactually going to be ahead in Dead
Animals versus years of thispodcast at some point next year.
Better keep animals in thathouse, Darren.
You might be next.
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Hey Chris, you got any Cliff Notes.
If you really want them.
It's been quite the show.
A lot of stuff's happened, sonothing can stop this little boy
from recap the day.
The Chris Cliff snow sw.
In the news this week, therewas an allegation that Jay Z had
(48:31):
forcefully had sexualrelations with a minor.
Guess he has a hundredproblems now.
Scott started off the episodeby saying that he hates Amazon.
He also hates people of color.
Oh my God.
I said that.
I watched Super Direct at that one.
(48:55):
I voted for Obama.
I'm good.
I said that I watched too manyWorld War II documentaries.
I have to wait until they airon TV.
Sarah has tons of thementitled Meemaw's Home Videos.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my good.
(49:18):
Wow.
Oh, I was laughing when Iwrote that one.
Sarah said that she prefers tobe discreet about her Amazon delivery
so that no one judges her packages.
Last person to judge a packageof Sarah's got kicked off this podcast.
Oh, my God.
(49:43):
It's my favorite package todate too.
I prefer the severance package.
Anyway, Scott reminded Nickthat the elf on the shelf is not
allowed to be touched at all.
Scott, is that why Rachelcalls your penis the elf on the shelf?
(50:04):
We talked about Spotifywrapped and Scott actually sent me
his.
It was only one song though.
In the Arms of the angels bySarah McLachlan.
I have no idea why you playedthat over and over and over again.
Scott, it's because you have adead dog.
That's all the sick dog commercials.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, and lastly, once Isaid that cliff note when you left
(50:27):
and everyone died laughing,I'm like, I can't wait for Scott
to hear this one.
And lastly, when Scott cameback from his break from the podcast
tonight, he totally forgotthat Nick was talking.
Scott, maybe you should runfor that open senate seat that Matt
Gaetz just gave up since youforget that gay people ex this.
(50:48):
Wow.
And those are my cliff nets.
Thank you so much, Chris.
Nick, what do you got comingup with Piper this week?
So we don't.
Oh, we have a cabin this weekend.
We're going away for the famwith the family doing my parents
side the family to get a cabin.
There's like 25 of us therecelebrating holidays, so.
(51:09):
Yeah, I thought last week wasyour last vacation of the year.
This isn't a vacation.
It's what's going on whenyou're with your family.
It's not.
Not a vacation.
But are you staying at your.
I'm speaking up real quickwhile I'm.
Am I staying where at your home?
No, we have a cabin we're getting.
So it's a vacation in Ohio.
(51:31):
It's in Ohio.
If you're in the same state,it's not a vacation.
So.
Okay, so if I book astaycation at Disney, that's not
a vacation.
That doesn't count.
It's different for you guysbecause you're a tourist place.
People don't come here to Vacation?
We do live in.
Well, no, people go to CedarPoint to vacation.
(51:55):
That's true.
Sandusky, Ohio.
I don't want to call it a vacation.
That's just like a two day weekend.
Yeah, it's different.
So you got a cabin speaking.
Yeah, I got a cabin in the woods.
But speaking of vacation, realquick, I want to chat briefly about
Sandpiper vacations.
We were, as an agency, invitedto go on the brand new Disney Treasure
(52:17):
cruise ship.
Oh, my God.
Congrats.
That's amazing.
It is amazing.
But unfortunately I can't makeit because I'm spending time with
my amazing family.
So I'm sending a couple of myagents this weekend.
So they leave.
I am hiring, actually.
Are you accepting application?
I'll send you a text.
But I have a couple of myagents hopping on board this weekend
(52:39):
for a three night sailing toshowcase everything about the Disney
Treasure.
And what's cool is the shiphasn't even come out yet.
It's not available for public.
It's going to be gay.
It might be.
Might be.
We'll let it decide.
Okay.
Because it's a choice, right?
It is.
No, wait.
So according to some people,you said.
(52:59):
You were sending some of your Asians.
Who are you?
Fdr.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, boy.
I can't with you.
Thank you, Nick.
Sarah, you got anything withthe girls this week?
Sophia has her first concertat school, her winter concert.
(53:20):
So we're going to be doingthat this week.
And it's her birthday today.
Oh, happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Yep.
So we're going to be justhanging out, doing birthday stuff,
making sure she has aneventful week, and then she's got
her concert.
Nice.
Yeah.
(53:40):
Chris, you okay?
I said I sent a reallyinsensitive Cliff note to the wrong
Scott.
I was like, this is the show,but I gotta send it to you.
That may be the best thing that's.
(54:01):
Ever happened about Rachel.
Oh, my God.
That might be the best thingthat's ever happened on the show.
Oh, my God.
I'm like.
I saw you look over and itsaid red.
I'm like, why are you reactingto it?
And I realized it's not you.
He's fine.
It's okay.
That's really funny, Chris.
(54:21):
What do you got going on this week?
So I'm living in hell rightnow for a couple different reasons.
My daughter started teething.
She has a couple teeth coming in.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Pump it up with the Tylenol.
Tylenol.
You know, you thoughtconstipation was Bad.
Yeah, yeah.
No, this is way, way worse.
This is way, way worse.
Yeah.
So Those World War IIdocumentaries are coming to life.
(54:43):
It's just.
It's just she's a tyrant.
She is.
She's bossing us around andshe's bossing me around.
And.
Anyway, so we're doing that,but I'm also taking her on a little
field trip this week.
Oh, yeah.
So I got a notice in the mailthat my house is going up for.
For a tax sale because Iforgot to pay my.
Because I forgot to pay mysewer bill.
(55:04):
So.
So, okay, listen, we get twosewer bills.
I'm always very good with oneand not so good with the other.
Well, I wasn't so good withthe other one for.
For a few.
For two billing periods, I guess.
Okay.
It's.
Whatever.
If anybody does want to buythe Lean on My House, it does go
out for sale at the end of the.
At the end of this month.
It's relatively cheap.
So.
Yeah.
So we have to venture into the.
(55:25):
What used to be the mostdangerous city in America, Camden,
New Jersey.
Still only the top 10.
Fifteen, probably.
I think it's probably fallingout of the top 10.
So we have to venture there togo pay the utility bill.
So we will be traveling into the.
The city of Camden, NewJersey, this week because it says
in Brazil, write bold letters,this cannot be paid online.
(55:45):
You have to pay in person withcash or a certified check.
So.
Which I have neither of.
So I have to go to the bank.
So embarrassing.
Like, hi, can I get acertified bank?
Oh, who am I making this out to?
Well, yeah, because they know.
They know if you're making acertified check to a utility, you
do not pay your bill.
(56:06):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not like I didn't want to.
Well, I mean, nobody wants topay their utility bills, but not
that I didn't have the meansto do.
I just forget get.
Yes.
No, I get it.
I've been there, done that.
Yeah.
So, yeah, so if I.
We will be going on a field trip.
So, you know, remember I saidI needed somebody with a sword to
kidnap my daughter?
It might.
Might, Might.
Might be a very small, smallsword, but could happen.
(56:31):
Could happen.
So I.
I will wear my Mandalorianhelmet, which is in the background
of the video right now, when Igo into the city there.
And.
And we're going to get thisstraightened out before we lose the
house.
We'll lose the.
I don't even know how it works.
I'm a first time.
I think he had just poop atthat Point.
I think that they shut off the toilets.
Yeah.
That's crazy to me that theyput a lean on your home.
(56:52):
They just turn off our waterhere and they're like, okay, deal
with it until you pay.
Yeah.
This is the sewer bill.
So they can't shut off the sewer.
Can you imagine if they justclogged your sewer line if you didn't
pay the bill?
Just.
Well, maybe that's what theywere doing, actually.
Maybe I haven't paid the billsince I moved in.
Interesting.
I have to assess this anyway,more on this next week field trip
(57:12):
this week.
Darren, what do you got goingon this week?
Saturday.
Saturday night's main event,you know, very, very excited.
Is that the one that.
I don't know what that means.
You're watching on television.
It will be on television.
Yeah.
Okay.
Me and Darren have to starttexting about shirtless men wrestling
again against each other again.
(57:33):
We haven't texted about thatin a while.
And we also.
We also haven't texted aboutWW in a while either.
No.
Oh, I'm going to my first WWEshow at the end of the month.
I'm very excited.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll have to text youmore about that.
Off.
Off the airways, off the line.
Well, Abby just auditioned forher school show.
It's Mean Girls, so sheauditioned for Regina George.
(57:58):
Oh, wow.
Going all in.
Yeah.
So that's going on.
Let's see here.
That's the one who says ifyour bell rings, you get the wings,
right?
That is correct, yes.
Wow.
That's a really big role.
Very big role.
I also.
It's my birthday next week, soI actually don't know if we're going
(58:18):
to record next Monday becauseit's my birthday.
And I'm very busy.
Oh, that is right.
It is next week.
So happy birthday because thisis now your birthday.
This is my birthday right now.
It is Scott's birthday.
Drop what you're doing andtext him happy birthday.
And this is your birthday episode.
It's not how that works here.
Where are my cameos?
That's not how it works.
That's next week.
(58:38):
Well, we all have a surprisefor you.
And we are all taking ourshirts off.
Oh, I was just gonna leave theroom, remember?
So, Scott, I did, you know,remember the dog that you unfortunately
just had to put down?
Yes, I do.
Turn around.
He's actually right there.
(58:59):
No, he's on the bookshelf downstairs.
The whole shrine.
We light a candle every night.
Right next to the Christmas tree.
Right next to the Christmas tree.
He's celebrating Christmaswith us.
It seems very safe.
Yes.
Anyway, Darren, where can ourlisteners find you?
You can go on Instagram andfollow me.
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my sewer bill payment.
After you're done donatinggracefully to that, you can find
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I'm not even supposed to behere today, so.
Guys, I hate Amazon.
The rainforest, the cafe, the people.
(02:10):
Sarah, go ahead.
Who could hate Amazon?
I do.
For several reasons.
For several reasons?
One, the infestation ofcardboard boxes in both my house
and my garage.
Right before we came on thepodcast, I was actually painting
an Amazon box with a childbecause she wants to turn it into
(02:31):
a cat house.
Oh, a trap house.
She's upcycling.
Well, she's growing up.
I don't know what's going on.
Phases.
I'm just kidding.
Oh my God, Alex.
You know, my daughter made little.
She.
She made things with cardboardboxes too.
Like little grocery store or whatever.
(02:51):
I don't know.
They.
Kids do the darndest thingswith those things.
But these boxes also lead toinfestation of cockroaches in the
garage.
Oh yeah, because The.
Well, the cockroaches love the tape.
And the problem is Sarah'sgiving me this weird look.
The glue.
The card.
The glue that's on the cardboard.
No, you said cockroach.
And Sarah's used to be calling that.
Being called that walking downthe street, unfortunately.
(03:15):
What?
It's a derogatory term forJewish people, I think.
Is it?
I don't know.
Borat said it was.
Very nice.
You know, I quote Borat a lot,but that's not something I remember.
The cockroaches come into hisroom and he just starts throwing
coins at them.
You remember that?
Yes.
Oh, you know what?
(03:36):
Now I do.
I watched too many World WarII documentaries.
I'm thinking about all thecardboard boxes I still have in my
garage right now from when we moved.
Roaches, right?
Cockroaches everywhere.
But don't you have, like, avendor that comes in to kill bugs?
(03:59):
That's.
Well, he.
Not.
He doesn't just have a vendorthat kills bugs.
He'll have a.
He'll have a vendor that'llcome and take the cardboard boxes
because he's too lazy to justthrow them out.
That is true.
Well, it's not that I'm too.
I think you need a new vendor.
That's what it sounds like.
Well, I have to call them, andI wait until it gets to a certain
level.
The problem is, Nick, like, ifit was, like, one or two boxes, I'll
(04:20):
just throw them in my recyclebin outside.
But the problem is, like,these things multiply, and before
I know it, my wife has stackedabout 50 boxes, and now it's like
I've lost control.
And now I have to hire someonebecause it would take me about three
months to shove all the boxesinto the trash can or the recycle
(04:41):
bin.
But this is not why I hate Amazon.
It's not just the boxes.
So last year, for Christmas,and you all know, if you've been
listening to this podcast fora while, I'm a terrible gift giver.
Okay.
My wife one year got me thisreally nice golf bag, and I got her
a T shirt that says, who needs Google?
My husband knows everything.
So pretty bad gift.
(05:02):
Or a keychain.
Like, she got a keychain, you know?
So last year, I was super excited.
My.
My wife is, like, super bougie.
Loves charcuterie boards.
Loves, like, you know, she's.
She's.
She's known in my family forher legendary stack snacks.
You know, Chris, I don't.
I don't know if.
When you.
(05:23):
What?
I Was going because Sarah'scat was behind her.
Oh, that's a kitten.
I know.
That's why.
It's the famous kitten fromlast week.
So I.
I don't know.
Chris, when you were here, didmy wife bust out the snacks?
Because she's, like, known for this.
Oh, yeah.
When I got there, she was,like, slicing something up for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
So last year, I get her acharcuterie board.
(05:44):
Now Amazon screwed up and sentfour, which is fine because now I
have four.
Charcuterie board.
Sarah, would you likecharcuterie board?
What?
You didn't tell them that theyaccidentally sent more?
I kept them.
Wow.
Scumbag.
Well, Jews aren't allowed tomix meat and cheese, okay?
Oh, okay.
So.
But here's the problem.
(06:05):
They, you know, it getsdelivered to our door, and it's in
a box that says charcuterie board.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're the delivery people thatyou see on going viral for, like,
ring the doorbell and.
And saying, like, making up anelaborate lie and hiding it in the
trash can or something.
Where are those people?
Isn't there, like a littlebutton at the bottom when you make
(06:27):
your purchase that says, sendan original packaging or send in
an Amazon box?
That's what I told.
It says, like, is this.
Is this item a gift?
And you can click it and it'llput it in an Amazon package and not
have to be a big deal.
Well, I don't even care ifit's a gift.
I just don't want people toknow what I'm getting, and then they
feel obligated to steal.
(06:48):
Well, it's nice to get thegift receipt or the, like, little
gift mom on there and you canwrite yourself the note so you feel
like it was a gift.
So it's free then?
Yeah.
Did you not do that?
No.
I didn't know that there was acheckbox that.
First of all, I'm not theAmazon guy, okay?
My wife is the Amazon girl.
I like.
(07:09):
Anytime I go to purchasesomething on Amazon, my wife's always
like, did you check the reviews?
I'm like, they have reviews.
Where are the reviews?
Like, I don't.
I don't deep dive into Amazon.
I see what it's.
It's just like shopping.
Like, if I go shopping, I knowwhat I want, I go, I get it, and
then I leave.
I like, I'm not.
I'm not.
Yes.
Sarah, I don't think that it'sa hatred of Amazon.
(07:29):
I think it's your lack ofunderstanding of how Amazon works.
Listen, I Didn't expectanybody to be turning this on me
tonight, but here we are.
Sorry.
It's fine.
That's fine.
So this year I'm super excitedbecause my.
My wife has been wanting arecord player for quite, quite some
(07:52):
time and she would never,like, pull the trigger on it.
So I find Cyber Monday.
I find it because, you know,it's in the algorithm.
We share an amp, so she.
She looks for it and then,like, eyes.
It puts in the.
So it pops up and, you know,this is pretty sweet.
It's.
It's a record player.
It's.
It's a tape deck, CD player,AM FM stereo, Blu Ray player, blue.
(08:16):
Blue Bluetooth.
It's.
It's amazing.
It's all.
It's an eight in one record player.
So I buy it.
I'm so excited.
So I get home from work theother day.
Inside there's a stack ofAmazon boxes, and on the bottom there's
a picture of the record playeron the box.
(08:36):
So they ruined Christmas foryou twice.
Two years in a row, Nick.
Amazon has ruined.
Like, I finally got decent atgift giving and Amazon has ruined
Christmas two years in a row.
Awful.
Maybe you should start gettingyour own mail.
Some of us have to work Mondaythrough Friday, Nick.
We're not just sitting at home.
(08:57):
Yeah, your wife does.
You don't do anything.
No, I.
Wait a minute.
You don't work Monday through Friday.
That's true.
I don't work Monday through Friday.
Someone has to work Saturday, Nick.
So anyway, Christmas is ruined again.
But now I know, okay?
Now I know that there's alittle checkbox that I.
(09:18):
That I.
I need to click and then itwon't come like that.
Yeah, Scott was never good atmaking boxes.
Doing anything with boxes, andthen eventually making things come.
Right.
That was a very elaborate bad joke.
But I knew where you weregoing the whole time.
Now, something else thatruined Christmas.
(09:39):
Nick, you obviously have notbeen listening to this podcast much
before you came on.
The host at the time that Ijust turned it out.
I know you can say his name, Chris.
I know that we have discussedElf on the Shelf and what a terrible
idea Elf on the Shelf is andthe chaos that comes along with it.
(10:02):
Because, like, you see thepictures on Facebook and everybody's
having fun having the elf do,like cute, funny things when.
Whatever.
But you don't realize that youhave to make sure it gets moved every
single night.
And then you're waking up at3am forgetting that you didn't move
it, and then you're runningdown the Stairs.
And you're tripping over the cat.
You move the elf on the shelf.
Well, Santa, magic.
(10:23):
Magic moves it.
But Nick, Piper got an elf onthe shelf, didn't she?
Yeah, we.
So she's seven now.
And we were like, we got this.
We can dodge it.
We don't need the elf.
We don't push like, Santa'swatching you.
You're not going to getpresents or anything like that.
Like, we try not to do that.
It's like, that's the wholepoint of Santa, Nick.
(10:45):
You get one month of goodbehavior out of the year.
I don't want to use a creepyman as a scare tactic because clearly
that's not working out for the president.
But which one?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, we never wanted to useany sort of scare tactic.
(11:06):
We didn't.
I didn't like the idea of itbecause it's like, oh, it reports
back every night.
I'm like, santa's alreadywatching anyway, but.
Now he's got extra eyes.
He doesn't need extra eyes.
He's Santa.
That's true, but.
And he's only in my house oncea year.
I don't know how he's watching.
This is, this is 2024.
Santa has outsourced thewatching to a small indentured servant.
(11:32):
He got lazy is what happened.
Right.
Yeah.
So we, we tried to dodge itthe whole time.
We never really brought it up.
Never asked her or anything.
And of course, in first grade,our teacher decides they're going
to do an elf on a shelf intheir classroom.
Oh, what a terrorist.
Yeah.
So I.
I love our school district.
(11:53):
Hold on, hold on.
I feel like that needs apermission slip more than.
Hey, we're about to teach yourkids about sex.
Yeah, like, if you're gonnaintroduce the elf on the shelf and
for like at school, thereneeds to be a permission slip.
Do they have the match on thebench too?
Oh, mention on the bench.
What?
(12:13):
I don't know what that is.
Wait, you don't know about mention?
You don't know what the.
Mention on the.
Wait, what?
Yes, I, my.
I got my brother in law oneyear for Hanukkah.
A mensch on the bench.
And it comes with a little story.
It was a Shark Tank thing.
Was it really Shark Tank?
Yeah.
Little old Jewish guy withthe, with the curls.
Well, I now have an Elphaba ona shalfaba.
(12:35):
Yes, I love that.
Chris and Sarah.
That is a reference to Wicked.
Wicked is a Broadway show.
Amazing.
Just converted to a movie.
Yeah, never heard of it.
That's already Nominated for Golden.
Golden Globes.
We were nominated for bestpodcast in Orlando.
(12:56):
And Lost.
And Lost.
Stop it.
So, yeah, we.
We tried to dodge it.
The teacher sent home a messor sent a message through, like,
our school chat thing, andshe's like, we have an elf in our
classroom.
The kids named it.
So she keeps sending uspictures every now and then.
And, like, one of thepictures, I'm like, what is this?
I'm sorry about this.
I'm so angry at this becauseshe started this.
(13:21):
She used that as a scare tactic.
So what happened to Flat Stanley?
That was fun.
That was fun that you don'treally have to do except for mail
it out to a family member.
That's it.
This one?
Yeah, it's.
It's complicated anymore.
It's 2024.
They got a note the one daythat said they were not behaving
(13:42):
the day before.
So they're.
They're all.
Is very.
He's like, you're on thenaughty list.
But what I.
What I love about our schooldistrict and why I.
I guess doesn't piss me offthat they're doing off on a Shelf
is because they're actuallyteaching the kids every single day
about different holidaycultures and traditions.
(14:02):
So we keep getting picturesand coloring books and stuff of St.
Nicholas, and they.
Do you want Sarah to do a zoomcall to teach about Hanukkah?
We should.
We should.
She doesn't know.
Yeah.
You still got time.
You guys are late this year, so.
(14:23):
Yeah.
So they sent home papers aboutMexican tradition and stuff, too.
So it's just teaching the differences.
The kids to learn aboutacceptance, essentially.
Oh, okay.
Which is an amazing time tolearn about acceptance because most
of the country doesn't accept us.
Right?
(14:43):
So, yeah, it's been really cool.
And she has been mentioningthis elf and the fact that she has
a stuffed animal elf in our house.
So she has a stuffed animal elf.
She brought it out to us thenext day on a spatula, thinking that
this elf might come to life.
No, you can't.
She can't touch the elf.
No, she.
(15:03):
She held it on a spatula.
Okay.
This was the first.
She found the loophole.
This is her stuffed animal elf.
Not the.
Oh, it's not the elf on the shelf.
Okay.
We ended.
We ended up buying one.
We got a little.
We had a gummy that night, andI'm sitting there talking to Sean.
I was like, you see the elfover there?
I was like, I feel like it's asign that she's telling us that she
(15:24):
wants a magical Elf.
So we got this bright idea toorder on target to.
We didn't do Amazon.
We did Target this time.
Good.
It would have said on the box,elf on the shelf.
And then she would know Ididn't have delivered via FedEx.
Yeah.
So he ordered it and wrote anote to her saying that an elf was
(15:46):
coming the next day.
Well, Chris.
Chris was already here.
I was talking.
What do you mean the next day?
Chris is already here?
He already came.
But the toy elf on the shelfarrived and helped me.
Actually, never mind.
(16:07):
I gave him a couple hands andnow we have an elf on a shelf.
Well, it's actually on ourdining room table.
Do you put it on?
Are you supposed to put it onthe shelf?
That's the thing.
I don't know all the rules.
It moves every night.
It moves every night to adifferent location.
Like sometimes.
Sometimes our elf is like.
Like on one of the nutcrackersor on a.
The Christmas tree or like ona pic, like, wherever you can hide
(16:30):
him.
Chris was on a nutcracker too, but.
And then like, the kids getinto it.
Like, they wake up like, oh,where did they elf move?
Yeah, we.
We've been moving out the pastfew nights.
We have a Etsy kit that wepurchased that helps us print out
things so we don't have toworry about it.
Oh, my God, it's super.
You are super gay.
Oh, it had a pizza thismorning and it had a cute little
(16:52):
pizza box on it.
It was eaten with Mickey Mouseon a plate.
It was delicious.
So here's my advice to you, Nick.
Okay.
Make sure you remember whereyou store it for the next 11 months.
Yeah.
Because my wife has had topurchase several new elves on the
shelf because it's been misplaced.
(17:14):
And then make sure you makesure you move that thing.
Like, I would set an alarm forlike 9:00 every night.
Like, move the elf.
That's why I'm telling all ofmy friends, because I need somebody
to remind me because 99% ofthe time I'm probably stoned and
I need, like, constant reminders.
Like, you could tell me now,like, hey, move it.
And I'll be like, yeah, I'mgoing to get right on it.
(17:35):
And then sidetrack.
I forget about it till threehours later.
So it's the elf on the shelfand Nick is a stoner with a boner.
Oh, I like that.
Meant to say stoner on aboner, but, you know, whatever.
Oh, that would have been somuch funnier.
Yeah, Alex, cut and edit that yeah.
(17:58):
So we have Elf on the Shelf.
Nick's a stoner on a boner.
Thanks.
Oh, that was.
That was funny.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Listen, we were lucky becausewe only have to do it half the time.
Oh, yeah.
(18:18):
You only have to two days a week.
You have to worry about it.
That's it.
Yeah.
No, three days.
Okay.
Shows up Monday, Tuesday,Wednesday, every other weekend.
But do they.
But do they ask, like.
Well, it does while they're gone?
No, because that's the thingthat's saying we're trying to figure
out.
She.
She went out of townyesterday, Saturday night with my
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parents, and they stayed in ahotel and I'm like, I'm not sending
the elf with them.
So we kept it home.
And what does she do firstthing in the morning on Sunday?
She FaceTimes us at 9 o'clockin the morning.
What did Snowflake do today?
She's obsessed with it.
Did you say I voted for Joe Biden.
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One year?
I did Polaroids, though.
That's cute.
Was that just for Lewis?
Those were in a separate pile.
Those are in a completelyseparate pile.
Those aren't hd.
You got that right.
Well, what.
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What a scam that Elf on theShelf is.
It's.
It is, but it's.
I'm loving the fun littlememories that we're making with it
now.
So, Chris, look forward to that.
Well, I don't.
I just don't appreciate thefact that the word scam was used
because I'm very fragile rightnow over.
Over scams.
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Because I.
I got scammed this week, but Ididn't get scammed this week.
Okay, explain the strangestexperience in my life.
So I am very involved in theStar wars card community.
I am on Discord, I'm on aFacebook page, and everyone's very
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trustworthy.
So on whatnot.
Go follow me at Chris Yob.
Soon to be at Yabba the Hut.
On whatnot.
Everyone's very trustworthyand very nice in the community.
People have been helping meout with my streams and stuff like
that.
Well, there's a channel onDiscord to say what you're in search
of.
So someone was in search of aspecific character.
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It's Magistrate Morgan Elsbeth.
The lady who fought theMandalorian with that big spear.
Right.
Yeah, well, looking for cardsof her.
And I just so happen to haveone of her cards out of numbered
to five.
So we.
Five on those Earthautographed by her.
Well, which sounds amazing,but when.
When you, you know, see that,it's Magistrate Morgan Ellsbeth.
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It's not the greatest card inthe world, right?
So I couldn't sell it.
So this guy was looking for him.
So, like, hey, I have one forsale or trade.
He goes, I have this.
And sent me a picture of anautographed Boba Fett card.
I was like, yeah, I'd love that.
I'd love to trade this randomwoman's autograph for a Tamora Morrison
Boba Fett card.
I'd love that.
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He goes, yeah, I didn't lookup comps on it or anything.
I don't really go based off of comps.
So.
Which comps meaning, like,what the card sells for.
So, you know.
But, you know, I really likethe card you have.
Like, yeah, it's great.
He goes, I own a shippingcompany, so I have this out asap.
And then two minutes later, hegoes, all right.
The mailman just picked it up.
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Which I thought was kind ofweird at first.
Right.
Okay.
First red flag.
Yeah.
So post officer.
So I.
So I was expecting.
Yeah.
And he didn't say male person.
He said male man.
So I was kind of disappointedby that as well.
But anyway.
Exactly.
So I.
I shipped my card out that.
That same day to him.
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We exchanged track numbers,and that was it.
A couple days goes by, and hesaid, yeah, it should be there in
a couple days.
And a couple days go by.
It wasn't here yet.
So I checked the trackingnumber, and it said, label created.
That's it.
Not scanned and not movingthrough anything.
Just label created.
So I.
My stomach drops.
I'm like.
I.
I am, like, sick to my stomach.
I'm looking at this picture.
I'm like, this picture couldbe Photoshopped of this Boba Fett
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card.
This might not even be his.
So I go to message him on Instagram.
All right.
The Instagram that he had allof his Star wars cards posted on.
Very nicely done.
Now has no profile picture,and all the posts are deleted.
Oh, my God.
I go over to Discord onto thethread that he made looking for these
cards, and the thread is deleted.
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Yeah.
So I'm like, this guy.
I can't believe this.
First of all, I can't believethis guy scammed me for a magistrate.
Morgan Ellsbeth autograph.
Like, that's the most random scam.
He wanted your address.
So he probably has it with allthese drones flying over New Jersey.
I don't know if you've seenthat on the news, but anyway, we'll
talk about that later.
So I'm.
I'm livid.
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I start texting the moderatorof the Discord Channel, like, look,
I just got scammed on this discord.
I'm sending the screenshotsand I'm.
I'm on the phone with USPS on hold.
I'm trying to intercept mypackage to get going down to him
that said they weren't picking up.
So can you do that?
Can you be like an Indiangiver and say, hey, no, actually
send it back?
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I tried on the website.
It said you can't becausefirst of all, it's a Native American
giver.
Yeah, I tried it on the website.
That's why I called, because I.
Could I please talk to your manager?
But no one answered because itwas five o'clock at night.
So I'm on my way to the post office.
That post office closes in ahalf hour.
I'm about to go there andexplain what happened, say, hey,
can you intercept this package?
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And.
And I'm like, let me trycalling this guy on his Instagram
that's like, looks inactive now.
So I called him on Instagram,which I've never done before, and
he answers, yeah.
He goes, hey, man, what'sgoing on?
I was like, you tell me.
What do you mean?
I was like, what is going on?
I was like, I just checked bythe tracking you gave me and it says
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the label was created, nothing else.
He goes, oh, no, man, thepostman scanned it.
That's how he talks.
Postman scanned it.
Oh, maybe he didn't scan it.
I was like, no, he didn't scan it.
There's no, there's no update.
I was like, what happened toyour Instagram?
It's.
Oh, man.
You know, I wasn't getting alot of engagement on there, so I
just deleted it.
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You know, it's so annoying.
I.
I make.
I put all this time into theengagements and I don't.
I don't make any sales as I.
As I.
So that's why you deleted.
He's like, yeah.
He goes, you can follow meover on my other Instagrams.
I was like, okay.
I said, so what happened tothe package?
Oh, man, I'm sure you'll get it.
Because I totally understandwhere you're coming from, though.
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Totally understand.
He says, you could follow meon my other Instagrams.
It's Bubba underscore job 22.
And then I was like, then youdeleted the thread on the Discord.
He's like, yeah, I was donewith it.
What?
This doesn't scream scam at all.
Yeah, so what?
So what am I.
To, like, what am I supposedto do at this point?
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I'm like, I just have to trustthis guy that nothing's adding up.
I just trust him.
He's Scottish.
It's fine.
He.
I have no idea.
This accent was the strangestthing in the world.
I can't wait for him to streamon whatnot.
So I can send you the linkjust so you can hear him talk.
Let's go.
Selling your card?
Yeah.
So I.
I get home and I sent him the screenshot.
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I was like, hey, man, youknow, it's.
Because it'll probably come tomorrow.
So tomorrow comes, and I'mlike, hey, man, it's.
I still hasn't moved.
And then he sends me ascreenshot, and it's like, I.
I see all the activity, like,from his house and going through,
like, my neighborhood.
Like, it says, out for delivery.
He's going through neighborhood.
I wish.
So I.
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I like all the screenshotsthat he sent me.
And then I was like.
And then he goes, oh, my gosh,I sent you the wrong tracking number.
So this whole, like, thiswhole time, everything he did was
the most suspicious thing ever.
But he was telling the truththe whole time.
Like, the whole time he was like.
He's like.
So he said he owned thisshipping company.
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About the next day, the.
He texted me the day that.
That I got my cars.
Oh, yeah, I can't wait to find mine.
He goes, you know, I got allthese shipments.
Like, yeah, okay.
He sends me a picture.
Thousands of packages in hishouse all addressed to him.
Thousands.
He actually runs a shippingcompany, Right?
So he actually runs a shipping company.
He accidentally sent me thewrong tracking information.
Once he sent me the right one,everything added up.
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He deleted his Instagram,honestly, because.
Because he wasn't getting alot of engagement and honestly deleted
the Discord thread because hewas just done.
Every.
Every legit.
Everything that he says thatcouldn' be more suspicious was all
true.
Listen, if I make a deal withsomebody on something and I delete
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my Instagram that I'mcommunicating with, I probably gonna
reach out.
That looks shady.
He's like, man, I posted on my stories.
Like, I don't look at your stories.
I don't know you.
Like, I'm not looking for thatkind of stuff.
Every single thing that hesaid was 100.
Now we have a great relationship.
He text me again today.
He messed me.
He goes, hey, what else do you have?
I'd love to make another trade.
I think I would love to as well.
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This is such a pleasantlyweird Experience.
Ye.
Yeah.
So I.
I got scammed without gettingscammed, right?
It was.
It was the most bizarreexperience I've ever had in my life.
See, you should believe allthe people that you meet.
I should believe everything.
And, like, everything he saidwas so suspect.
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I've told us.
He go and like, I'm on thephone with him and he's like saying
like, yo, Yeah, I never.
I don't even look at trackingbecause I just trust everybody so
much.
I'm like, this guy's reallyfeeding me all this because he's
scamming me.
And I'm thinking, like, heaccidentally picked up this Instagram
call and now he's trying to,like, make up all this so that I
don't call the cops or something.
And then like an hour later,he called me back just to chat.
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It was.
It was like.
It was the strangest.
Wait, did you answer him?
Yes.
Like, I answered.
I said, hey, man, what's up?
Any updated?
He's like, oh, no, I justwanted to.
I.
You know, I was just thinking about.
I just feel really bad aboutit all as well.
As long as I get the card,everything's fine.
So, yeah, I'm sure you'll get it.
Like, he just kept saying itlike, so God is like, I'm sure it'll
come.
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So.
So for future Chris, your bestfriend is Google reverse image search.
Oh, I do that with everysingle thing, like, ever.
When I go shopping out atvintage short, like shops or whatever,
I'll Google reverse image anditem and see what the comps are online
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right off the bat.
But people who scam by sellingthe way that we sell things online,
right, they'll take picturesfrom other people's ads and use it.
And so if you do, if you takea screenshot of that item that they're
sending you and you do aGoogle Reverse image search from
your camera roll or whatever,then it'll pop up with whatever pictures
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or things.
You'll see one right there on E.
Never even thought of that.
I was just so excited.
I was just so excited someonewas going to trade me a Boba Fett
autograph for this randomwoman's autograph.
And then the best part aboutthis, when I said this picture kind
of could looks f I wasmessaging about, I was like, how
do you do this?
Oh, it's all Photoshop.
It was.
The picture was even fakebecause the cards are everything
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else about this picture, allthe case it's in and the everything's
fake.
I even enhanced the card.
I am Part of loungefly pages.
Vintage stores online, onFacebook, all over.
So many pages.
And loungefly specifically,the admins, the moderators, they
want you to post a picture.
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Like if somebody says theyneed a.
A card.
Like a name and date card.
Yeah.
Oh, point pictures.
Yeah.
But then they will tell you.
Okay, can you send me apicture of a spoon in the pocket?
Super random.
Something super random.
So it's like you can'tPhotoshop easily a spoon in the pocket
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of a lounge fly backpack.
But it's easier to Photoshopsomebody's name and date card.
Yeah.
To a different, you know, image.
I'm gonna do that.
I love this Boba Fett card,but could you put like, a bowl of
cereal right next to his face, please?
It's crazy what people askfor, but that's cool.
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You have it.
Yeah, I had.
I.
I couldn't believe when itpopped up.
And then like, he's like, weare like, now.
My wife said, too weird out.
Like, he's like, messaging meon a daily basis just to check in.
Now he's just.
He's like.
He's legit the nicest guy.
And you answer the phone, andI answer the phone.
Learning opportunity for me.
Chris, would you like.
Would you like to trade some cards?
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First you had my interest, butnow you have my curiosity, Mr.
Scott.
Well, you know what else is a scam?
Our thumbnail for tonight's episode.
Yeah, it is.
I put.
I put in the description ofthe episode too.
This thumbnail has nothing todo with the content of this podcast
and is being used for clickbait.
That was my question.
Did you do that or did YouTubeAI do that?
I know, I.
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I did that before they wereable to.
I had to.
I had to get ahead of.
Of them.
I had to get ahead of him.
Gotcha.
So this.
So it.
In current events, the CEO ofUnited Healthcare was gunned down
by this Luigi guy.
Assassinated.
But what I find interesting.
Did you watch the video?
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All you heard is bang, Woohoo.
They filming a Michael Jackson video.
Oh.
And then when he startsfalling, all you hear is bizarre.
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Oh, boy.
I thought it was edited.
Crazy.
It is terribly sad.
Like, it is horrible that wehave hitmen in America just gutting
people down.
It's awful.
But some good has come out of this.
Okay.
There's a silver lining toanything, to everything.
Darren informed me today thatother CEOs are so afraid of being
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assassinated that they'redoing crazy things.
Like, the McRib came backthree months early.
The snack wrap is coming back.
Snack Wrap is coming back.
Yeah, I didn't hear this.
Hopefully, you know, PremierLightning Lane will go away.
Let's get out.
Let's get that out there inthe universe.
I want Goodwill's prices to go down.
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You want Goodwill's prices?
Aren't they serious?
Do you know that at one pointGoodwill CEO was one of the highest
paid in the nation?
Oh, my God.
I kid you not.
So maybe the prices will go down.
Okay, continue hoarding.
Meanwhile, Chipotle announcedtoday they were like, oh, yeah, we're
going to raise our.
Like, we're going to have toraise our prices due to inflation.
(32:44):
And like, in a bunch of like,comments on videos, everybody's like,
who's the CEO?
Who's the CEO?
Started to call for his head.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What other things could CEOsdo for us right now?
Oh.
Oh.
So Sarah says Goodwill drop prices.
Yeah.
Get the fast, fastest bag.
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Oh, I like Genie Plus.
I like the original Genie plusprogram where everybody's on an even
playing field at 7:00am yeah,either that.
I prefer free.
Actually, I prefer free.
Then everybody can get it.
I like my little ticket stubsfrom the little machine.
Like the old.
That's what I'm thinking.
The old school fashion.
It was free.
Like, so I can just dasharound the park and grab as many
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fast passes.
No, I like waking up at 7amand planning out my day.
It works like a charm.
Yeah, you can do that too.
When with a paper fastpassing, you can plan out running
around the park, grabbing allthe fast passes and then doing all
the rides.
You get more stuff that's goodfor you.
Yeah, maybe, maybe you won'tdie next year.
Wow.
Maybe you'll.
Maybe, maybe you'll live.
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No, he'll pass by more beer carts.
Yes, that's true.
You'll have more opportunityfor beer.
Speaking of which, so Darrenand I did go to Universal today and,
you know, we wanted to see thenew Wicked shop, which was amazing,
but said.
It was wicked, but that was.
It was wicked.
But out front there there wasa beer cart that I would always go
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to and now it's all likeWicked themed stuff.
They've got osvotado.
Wait.
Oz, Ozvocado toast and likepink goes with green waffle and this
like green elixir with thesparkly stuff in it.
And also a pink one, like allthis really cute stuff.
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Well, I noticed they have BudLight and they've never had Bud Light
at that cart.
They used to be a gay stand.
Huh?
It's a very gay stand.
Chris.
So I'm like, great, let me getthis Bud Light.
Thank you.
Wicked.
So I stand there.
They make every food item toorder, and of course there's like
a.
A family of 20 right in frontof us.
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It was like I could have goneto four other Bud Light carts in
the meantime and still beenwaiting in line at this one cart.
We were there.
Probably there, what, 20 minutes?
20 minutes.
We spent the first 20 minutesof us in the park waiting to get
you a Bud Light.
We're not allowed to do thatat the park.
Staring.
Oh, I wasn't streaming.
It's fine.
We can waste time when we'renot streaming.
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Noted.
Yeah, I got a Shrek pretzel today.
It was great.
That Shrek.
Shrek.
The Shrekl with green cheese.
Oh, you should see a doctor.
But yeah, that was fun.
Anyway, let's check in withwhat's his name?
Giles Garman.
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Yes, Giles Jarman.
Giles Jarman.
Let's check in with GilesJarman, see what's up.
And now it's time for the moreyou know.
And here's your host, Giles.
(35:59):
Hello there, Giles Garman,letting you know that on the next
episode of into theDisneyverse, you can start to hear
some Christmas histories.
As the into the Disneyversecrew enters into the holiday season,
they'll be discussing thehistory of the classic Tim Allen
Christmas movie, the Santa Claus.
Interestingly enough.
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Hello there.
This is the sophisticatedgentleman with a special return edition
of Travels and Tribulationsbrought to you by Spotify, which
generously provided theinformation of the Spotify wraps
that we'll be mentioning today.
For example, the Spotifywrapped of Nick includes the songs
Vacation from the Go Gos andHoliday from Madonna.
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Spotify Wrapped includes thetop songs for Sarah such as Smoke
on the Water and Smokey editsthe entire soundtrack there.
Not too sure why Scott'sSpotify wrapped basically just included
the soundtrack from theepisode of into the Disneyverse from
a couple of weeks ago.
Not really sure what that was about.
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Chris.
I don't know.
The only thing I've seen forChris is a podcast about Hitler.
Kind of weird.
Now for Ryan from Jersey man.
Florida man, really justseeing soundtrack for cars and cars
2 and cars 3.
I don't know if he's in lovewith Cars or something.
I don't really know.
Now kind of in that same vein,Remy from Remy's roundtable has top
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songs such as the Oompa Loompasong, the Munchkinland song, hi Ho,
and even the soundtrack forsuch items as Infinity War, Elf and
Game of Thrones.
Not really sure what actorthose have in common, but I don't
really know what any of thatmeans or tells us.
Still trying to figure out whysomebody as short as Chris is trying
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to be pulled into Remy'sroundtable, though.
And as a reminder, you cancheck out new episodes of into the
Disneyverse every Monday onall podcasting platforms.
That's Disneyverse.
Diz N, E Y V E R S E.
And that's all from me.
Giles Garman.
So I need to address theHitler in the room.
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I.
I go to sleep listening toRemy's Roundtable almost every night
on Spotify.
I use Spotify just for Remy'sround table and I just like listening
to conversation when I go to bed.
So I don't know why this is why.
He thinks he's got a huge audience.
By the way, when I.
I am I l every night.
So anyway, so I put on a 30minute timer.
(38:42):
Sometimes I forget and forsome reason I wake up in the middle
of the night sometimes when Iforget the timer and a Hitler podcast
is playing like the rise andfall of Hitler.
And a college football hostedby Donald J.
Trump.
So it's the J6 choir as the.
The creators of it.
So I.
(39:04):
So if on my Spotify rap,number one is R, number two is some
college football.
I've never, I have not watcheda full college football game.
I don't think ever Collegefootball podcast number two, number
three, the Rise and Fall of Hitler.
And then number four is someWorld War II thing that I only.
That I only listen to when I'msleeping and I wake up to it and
and turn it off immediatelybecause it's almost as scary as when
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I woke up to Remy's 911 clips.
Right.
That's funny.
That's really funny.
That's really sad.
It is really sad.
Well, go listen to white noise.
I feel like you need that.
I am.
There's no diversity on Remy'sround table.
And it's a humor.
(39:45):
It's very white.
No white and blue eyes noise.
With blonde hair.
So Nick, you and I got a fewminutes before everybody got here
and I was checking on you andyou looked exhausted.
(40:05):
Your mother in law just left.
Yes.
Thank the Lord Is earth.
No.
Oh my God.
How I didn't know we didn'tget that dark.
No.
So neither did he talk about it.
I talked about it.
A few months back, my motherin law suffered from a stroke.
Oh.
Oh, I feel horrible now.
(40:25):
I feel we finally got herscheduled for Surgery after many
months of, of her cancelingthe surgeries or canceling appointments
or just coming up with an excuse.
But she had the surgery thisweek and she stayed at our house
for an entire week.
Now this is the longest I'vespent in a room with her.
(40:47):
Usually it's like an hour andI'm good.
It was a struggle.
I'm struggling for a minute.
Her memory is not there.
She'll ask the same questionthree times about something that's
in front of her.
But also I think what's scaryabout this is I also am looking at
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Sean.
I'm like, this is going to beyou in the future.
And I think a woman who has astroke, he might be a woman that
has a stroke.
I'm putting him in a home that's.
Like paradise for him, Nick.
A house full of handicap people.
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Sean said, fuck off.
Basically, it, it was exhausting.
I'm emotionally drained.
Sean's emotionally drainedfrom it.
Like she was just asking themost random questions.
Like she's the type person that.
Not that you have a love haterelationship with, you just hate
(42:03):
to love them maybe.
I don't know.
She love relationship, I guess.
Yeah, she.
She's not really been aroundin her life that much.
She always had an excuse forsomething to not make it to a birthday
party or.
I think I talked about itbefore that.
She asked Sean at our weddingto drive him home during the wedding.
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Oh, so she pro move, actually,I respect that.
At 9 o'clock at night on ourwedding night, she's like, okay,
I'm ready to go home now.
We're like, that's not howthis works.
We didn't drive you.
We're not your Uber.
And I offered to send an Uberthat night.
But like, so after thesurgery, they wanted, they wanted
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her to basically be insomebody's assistance for like four
days to make sure she wasgetting medicine and not falling
over or anything because shejust had surgery.
But she was ready to go homeafter day one.
She kept telling us that.
She's like, I don't want to behere anymore.
I'm like, we don't want youeither, but we're kind of stuck here.
The feeling is mutual.
(43:09):
So we finally, finally got herout today.
Hopefully it's for good.
We'll see if there's any moreupdates on this.
I can't wait to hear more updates.
I hope there's none.
You guys ready to play Jersey man?
Florida man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, sure.
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Whether flipping a fanboat, acrash in a truck.
These States are filled withpeople who.
Suck, so it's time for us toplay New Jersey members.
Every week, Game Master Ryanbrings us two news stories.
One is from New Jersey, one isfrom Florida.
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It is up to us to determinewhich one is which.
Take it away, Ryan.
Hey, guys.
This is Ryan, your in thefield news reporter for the Parents
Night out news team.
And I am reporting live from aThanksgiving parade located in Lima,
Ohio.
Little fun fact about Lima isit is named after the lima bean.
Another little fun fact isthat Scott still doesn't know what
flicking the bean means.
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Even Nick knows what that needs.
Well, it looks like I got herejust in time, because here comes
the Parents Night out parade balloon.
Wait.
Nope.
That's just Chris walking downthe street.
Guess the biggest loserthing's not really working out for
him.
Seems like he's only doing thebiggest part of it.
We got reports that ParentsNight out was going to use a dog
as a mascot for their balloon,but it mysteriously burst into flames
(44:32):
and burned like the Hindenburg.
Speaking of flames, I seesmoke off in the distance.
So either we have a new Popeor Scott killed another one of his
animals.
Some reports are calling thisthe biggest mercy kill since Biden
was taken out of the runningfor presidency.
We've heard when Nick got thenews that he immediately started
cleaning out a spot in his freezer.
Sarah, how did you feel whenyou heard about Scott's phone passing
(44:52):
away?
I'm sorry, I gotta stop withthat joke.
It's like beating a dead dog.
I mean horse.
I meant horse.
Anyways, before this gets anyworse, let's get into our stories
from Florida man and Jersey Man.
And for our first story, amother serves weed and alcohol at
a child's party until policeshow up.
And for our second story, aman puts a 20 foot tall leg lamp
(45:14):
in his front yard forChristmas decoration.
All right, so we have.
Worth the Wait.
By the way, it was worth the.
That was worth the wait.
So we've got.
We've got weed and alcohol ata kid's birthday party or a Christmas
Story Leg lamp.
Nick, what are your thoughts?
(45:37):
I feel like the giant leg lampis going to be Florida for some reason.
Okay, Darren, where.
Where did Christmas Story take place?
Up north.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yep.
Leg New Jersey.
Sarah.
Yeah?
I'm gonna go.
Birthday party, Florida.
Leg New Jersey.
Chris.
(45:58):
I'm gonna go Leg New Jerseybecause I don't know if the cops
would come for that up in New Jersey.
The wee and alcohol kids party.
So I had seen a picture ofthis house, but I don't remember
where it's at, so I'm gonnasay leg, New Jersey.
And yeah, in Florida.
I feel like that's an everydayoccurrence where some meth head mom
(46:19):
is giving their kids alcoholand weed for.
For a birthday party.
Let's find out.
Sweet 16.
I wouldn't know.
He wasn't there.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Let's find out the answer.
So our first story is from NewJersey where a mom hosting a gathering
for her teen child welcomes upto 150 young guests and serves them
(46:40):
weed and alcohol.
Until the police showed up.
Nick said he had a birthdayparty at his house a couple weeks
ago where 20 kids were in hishouse at the same time.
Scott's record is only about15 kids in his house.
Two of them were his own andthe other 13 were locked up in the
basement.
So that means.
Our second story is fromFlorida where in Neptune Beach, Florida,
during a holiday decoratingcon, a man put a 20 foot tall replica
(47:03):
leg lamp from the movie AChristmas Story in his front yard.
Of course, no laws werebroken, but police are still on the
lookout for a 100 foot tallamputee woman in which the leg belongs
to.
And in other news.
Wait, guys, I got somethingimportant I gotta go take care of.
I'm sorry, I have to cut this short.
Almost as short as thelifespan of the animals at Scott's
house.
Back to you guys.
(47:27):
Oh, thank you so much, Ryan.
Oh my goodness.
I don't get it.
Can you explain what?
I don't, I don't get the joke.
Can you explain it?
Like every other year he'sputting down an animal.
Oh, thank you, Darren.
Thank you.
That is true.
In the history of thispodcast, which.
Is always, yeah, very frequent.
We're about to hit four years.
(47:50):
In four years I've put downtwo animals.
Yeah, I must have a two.
We're going to have a two forone special.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, so next year we'reactually going to be ahead in Dead
Animals versus years of thispodcast at some point next year.
Better keep animals in thathouse, Darren.
You might be next.
(48:10):
Hey Chris, you got any Cliff Notes.
If you really want them.
It's been quite the show.
A lot of stuff's happened, sonothing can stop this little boy
from recap the day.
The Chris Cliff snow sw.
In the news this week, therewas an allegation that Jay Z had
(48:31):
forcefully had sexualrelations with a minor.
Guess he has a hundredproblems now.
Scott started off the episodeby saying that he hates Amazon.
He also hates people of color.
Oh my God.
I said that.
I watched Super Direct at that one.
(48:55):
I voted for Obama.
I'm good.
I said that I watched too manyWorld War II documentaries.
I have to wait until they airon TV.
Sarah has tons of thementitled Meemaw's Home Videos.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my good.
(49:18):
Wow.
Oh, I was laughing when Iwrote that one.
Sarah said that she prefers tobe discreet about her Amazon delivery
so that no one judges her packages.
Last person to judge a packageof Sarah's got kicked off this podcast.
Oh, my God.
(49:43):
It's my favorite package todate too.
I prefer the severance package.
Anyway, Scott reminded Nickthat the elf on the shelf is not
allowed to be touched at all.
Scott, is that why Rachelcalls your penis the elf on the shelf?
(50:04):
We talked about Spotifywrapped and Scott actually sent me
his.
It was only one song though.
In the Arms of the angels bySarah McLachlan.
I have no idea why you playedthat over and over and over again.
Scott, it's because you have adead dog.
That's all the sick dog commercials.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, and lastly, once Isaid that cliff note when you left
(50:27):
and everyone died laughing,I'm like, I can't wait for Scott
to hear this one.
And lastly, when Scott cameback from his break from the podcast
tonight, he totally forgotthat Nick was talking.
Scott, maybe you should runfor that open senate seat that Matt
Gaetz just gave up since youforget that gay people ex this.
(50:48):
Wow.
And those are my cliff nets.
Thank you so much, Chris.
Nick, what do you got comingup with Piper this week?
So we don't.
Oh, we have a cabin this weekend.
We're going away for the famwith the family doing my parents
side the family to get a cabin.
There's like 25 of us therecelebrating holidays, so.
(51:09):
Yeah, I thought last week wasyour last vacation of the year.
This isn't a vacation.
It's what's going on whenyou're with your family.
It's not.
Not a vacation.
But are you staying at your.
I'm speaking up real quickwhile I'm.
Am I staying where at your home?
No, we have a cabin we're getting.
So it's a vacation in Ohio.
(51:31):
It's in Ohio.
If you're in the same state,it's not a vacation.
So.
Okay, so if I book astaycation at Disney, that's not
a vacation.
That doesn't count.
It's different for you guysbecause you're a tourist place.
People don't come here to Vacation?
We do live in.
Well, no, people go to CedarPoint to vacation.
(51:55):
That's true.
Sandusky, Ohio.
I don't want to call it a vacation.
That's just like a two day weekend.
Yeah, it's different.
So you got a cabin speaking.
Yeah, I got a cabin in the woods.
But speaking of vacation, realquick, I want to chat briefly about
Sandpiper vacations.
We were, as an agency, invitedto go on the brand new Disney Treasure
(52:17):
cruise ship.
Oh, my God.
Congrats.
That's amazing.
It is amazing.
But unfortunately I can't makeit because I'm spending time with
my amazing family.
So I'm sending a couple of myagents this weekend.
So they leave.
I am hiring, actually.
Are you accepting application?
I'll send you a text.
But I have a couple of myagents hopping on board this weekend
(52:39):
for a three night sailing toshowcase everything about the Disney
Treasure.
And what's cool is the shiphasn't even come out yet.
It's not available for public.
It's going to be gay.
It might be.
Might be.
We'll let it decide.
Okay.
Because it's a choice, right?
It is.
No, wait.
So according to some people,you said.
(52:59):
You were sending some of your Asians.
Who are you?
Fdr.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, boy.
I can't with you.
Thank you, Nick.
Sarah, you got anything withthe girls this week?
Sophia has her first concertat school, her winter concert.
(53:20):
So we're going to be doingthat this week.
And it's her birthday today.
Oh, happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Yep.
So we're going to be justhanging out, doing birthday stuff,
making sure she has aneventful week, and then she's got
her concert.
Nice.
Yeah.
(53:40):
Chris, you okay?
I said I sent a reallyinsensitive Cliff note to the wrong
Scott.
I was like, this is the show,but I gotta send it to you.
That may be the best thing that's.
(54:01):
Ever happened about Rachel.
Oh, my God.
That might be the best thingthat's ever happened on the show.
Oh, my God.
I'm like.
I saw you look over and itsaid red.
I'm like, why are you reactingto it?
And I realized it's not you.
He's fine.
It's okay.
That's really funny, Chris.
(54:21):
What do you got going on this week?
So I'm living in hell rightnow for a couple different reasons.
My daughter started teething.
She has a couple teeth coming in.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Pump it up with the Tylenol.
Tylenol.
You know, you thoughtconstipation was Bad.
Yeah, yeah.
No, this is way, way worse.
This is way, way worse.
Yeah.
So Those World War IIdocumentaries are coming to life.
(54:43):
It's just.
It's just she's a tyrant.
She is.
She's bossing us around andshe's bossing me around.
And.
Anyway, so we're doing that,but I'm also taking her on a little
field trip this week.
Oh, yeah.
So I got a notice in the mailthat my house is going up for.
For a tax sale because Iforgot to pay my.
Because I forgot to pay mysewer bill.
(55:04):
So.
So, okay, listen, we get twosewer bills.
I'm always very good with oneand not so good with the other.
Well, I wasn't so good withthe other one for.
For a few.
For two billing periods, I guess.
Okay.
It's.
Whatever.
If anybody does want to buythe Lean on My House, it does go
out for sale at the end of the.
At the end of this month.
It's relatively cheap.
So.
Yeah.
So we have to venture into the.
(55:25):
What used to be the mostdangerous city in America, Camden,
New Jersey.
Still only the top 10.
Fifteen, probably.
I think it's probably fallingout of the top 10.
So we have to venture there togo pay the utility bill.
So we will be traveling into the.
The city of Camden, NewJersey, this week because it says
in Brazil, write bold letters,this cannot be paid online.
(55:45):
You have to pay in person withcash or a certified check.
So.
Which I have neither of.
So I have to go to the bank.
So embarrassing.
Like, hi, can I get acertified bank?
Oh, who am I making this out to?
Well, yeah, because they know.
They know if you're making acertified check to a utility, you
do not pay your bill.
(56:06):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not like I didn't want to.
Well, I mean, nobody wants topay their utility bills, but not
that I didn't have the meansto do.
I just forget get.
Yes.
No, I get it.
I've been there, done that.
Yeah.
So, yeah, so if I.
We will be going on a field trip.
So, you know, remember I saidI needed somebody with a sword to
kidnap my daughter?
It might.
Might, Might.
Might be a very small, smallsword, but could happen.
(56:31):
Could happen.
So I.
I will wear my Mandalorianhelmet, which is in the background
of the video right now, when Igo into the city there.
And.
And we're going to get thisstraightened out before we lose the
house.
We'll lose the.
I don't even know how it works.
I'm a first time.
I think he had just poop atthat Point.
I think that they shut off the toilets.
Yeah.
That's crazy to me that theyput a lean on your home.
(56:52):
They just turn off our waterhere and they're like, okay, deal
with it until you pay.
Yeah.
This is the sewer bill.
So they can't shut off the sewer.
Can you imagine if they justclogged your sewer line if you didn't
pay the bill?
Just.
Well, maybe that's what theywere doing, actually.
Maybe I haven't paid the billsince I moved in.
Interesting.
I have to assess this anyway,more on this next week field trip
(57:12):
this week.
Darren, what do you got goingon this week?
Saturday.
Saturday night's main event,you know, very, very excited.
Is that the one that.
I don't know what that means.
You're watching on television.
It will be on television.
Yeah.
Okay.
Me and Darren have to starttexting about shirtless men wrestling
again against each other again.
(57:33):
We haven't texted about thatin a while.
And we also.
We also haven't texted aboutWW in a while either.
No.
Oh, I'm going to my first WWEshow at the end of the month.
I'm very excited.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll have to text youmore about that.
Off.
Off the airways, off the line.
Well, Abby just auditioned forher school show.
It's Mean Girls, so sheauditioned for Regina George.
(57:58):
Oh, wow.
Going all in.
Yeah.
So that's going on.
Let's see here.
That's the one who says ifyour bell rings, you get the wings,
right?
That is correct, yes.
Wow.
That's a really big role.
Very big role.
I also.
It's my birthday next week, soI actually don't know if we're going
(58:18):
to record next Monday becauseit's my birthday.
And I'm very busy.
Oh, that is right.
It is next week.
So happy birthday because thisis now your birthday.
This is my birthday right now.
It is Scott's birthday.
Drop what you're doing andtext him happy birthday.
And this is your birthday episode.
It's not how that works here.
Where are my cameos?
That's not how it works.
That's next week.
(58:38):
Well, we all have a surprisefor you.
And we are all taking ourshirts off.
Oh, I was just gonna leave theroom, remember?
So, Scott, I did, you know,remember the dog that you unfortunately
just had to put down?
Yes, I do.
Turn around.
He's actually right there.
(58:59):
No, he's on the bookshelf downstairs.
The whole shrine.
We light a candle every night.
Right next to the Christmas tree.
Right next to the Christmas tree.
He's celebrating Christmaswith us.
It seems very safe.
Yes.
Anyway, Darren, where can ourlisteners find you?
You can go on Instagram andfollow me.
(59:20):
Darren, underscore mafay andyou'll find a link tree to all of
my other socials.
Alex, you can check me out viaDisneyverse D I Z N E Y V E R S E
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Nick, you can find me onInstagram @emotionalsupportskaynik
and on all social mediaplatforms annpipervacations.
(59:42):
Sarah, you can find me on theInstagram and the whatnot at oldsoulthrift.
Chris, you find my gofundme onanywhere you go to fund people for
my sewer bill payment.
After you're done donatinggracefully to that, you can find
me on Instagram at chrisyaband whatnot.
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