Caught in the Web: The X Reel Heist Unveiled

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Life is like a pepperoni pizza pie.
Sometimes you gotta say it.
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I know we have a lot to get totonight, but I'm like, coming down

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with a cold.
It, like started yesterday andI've taken four different medications
in the last 15 minutes just totry to like, knock it out of my system.
So hopefully I make it throughthis episode without, like, losing
my mind.
But.
But I've definitely, like, definitely.
I.
I don't know.
I.
I've taken too much.

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Are you also getting a cold?
What?
Are you also getting a cold?
Yeah, you said coming down.
Oh, my best jokes are the onesyou have to explain.
But I hate it.
I hate.
I hate getting sick.
And.
And I've got this trip toMexico next week, so it's like.
I guess it's better that it'slike this week that it's happening
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Tell them that new New Friendssent you.
Somebody.
It's just somebody's not you.
Somebody sent you.
Somebody from this show sent you.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I guess I'm luckythat I got it this week and not next
week because now I have achance to kick it.
But I've been dumb.
And I went yesterday, I wentto Epcot with Rachel.
What's the wait?
What's next week?
Mexico.

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I just said that I was.
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
So, yeah, yesterday went toEpcot, today went to Magic Kingdom.
But before we get into MagicKingdom, we've got just the tip of
sports with Nick.
That's it.
We got more than the tip today.

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We have a full on touchbackdown action, I think.
Okay.
Touch back down action.
Made perfect sense, right?
Yep.
Yeah, that sounds perfectright there.
Yep.
Sarah's like, that sounded good.
I believe him.
Yeah.
I don't know if you guyswatched last night, but it was the

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commercials.
The commercials.
And then there was like a gamein between.
There were some good commercials.
There were some really good commercials.
And there was like some deepones this year.
The Harrison Ford one.
There's one about, I don'tknow, there's one about obesity.
And it just made me think ofScott right away.
But it was like, right onpoint of, like, we're all obese right
now.
Like, fix it.
Or how about the.
The.

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The.
The cancer kid with the bo.
The boxing.
Like, he rang the bell and hewas wearing.
He looked like Rocky and heran up the steps because he just
beat cancer.
I'm like, not me crying beforethe game even starts.
I'll be honest, I missed halfof them because we didn't know where
the sports game was anymore.
Apparently.
Apparently it's on.

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Is it FUBU tv?
Hold on.
Oh, yeah, I was.
I watched it on tubi this time.
I don't know.
I didn't know where to watch it.
So I just.
Sean and I both literally turnon the Apple tv.
We're like, play ball.
And it just found it there, I guess.
So Fox it was just on Fox.
No, they wouldn't show itunless you watched it on cable.

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Fox News.
Not Fox News.
Fox Sports.
And the Fox Channel waspromoting it to watch it on tv.
I watched it on Hulu.
Yeah, I know, because you payfor the sports.
Oh, no, I paid.
No, I paid for the regularbasic package.
No, you pay for Hulu Live,which also is like cable.
So that's why you were able towatch it on Fox.

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Yes.
Gotcha.
Miranda says she loves thesloth commercial.
Yes.
That was.
Yeah, that was a good one, too.
Yeah.
Clearly we don't have sportsnetworks in our house or know where
to find them, but we found it eventually.
I watched the guys.
From what Piper said, shethought they were just in a black

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color, but apparently it was green.
It did look black on Tubi.
Yeah.
Yeah, Definitely look black.
It was a very dark color.
She's like, February.
She's like, what team are werooting for?
And I was like, I don't care.
Just any Taylor's team.
But I don't think she won, right?
She did not.
She did not.
Well, that sucks.
Yeah.
She did not win.
She.

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She had a.
She had a rough night.
Do you think she's still gotaction, though?
I think he's gonna.
I think his dick's gonna belimp for a while.
Honest with you.
That was a beating.
They got beat off the whole game.
They beat down the whole game.
Sorry I missed that.
I missed that part.
You missed the beating off.
I missed the beating out.
Jacking.

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Yeah.
So it was sports and congratsto your team, Chris.
Thank you.
It's your team, right?
You on it.
Yes.
How could you?
Yes.
Cuz I think gave it away.
You paid the taxes.
I think you said in one episode.
And I.
I think you're right.
Something about that.
I think that's what works.
Yes.
I think that's.
I did say at one point, Isaid, you know, congratulations to

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Chris's team.
I'm so happy for him.
And I think it was.
Darren was like.
Did he play?
Like, was he playing last night?
No, he's nursing an Achilles engine.
My heart rate was the same asmost of the Eagles.
I didn't see a lot of thecommercials because I have a horrible.
Like, watching the super bowlin the Eagles is the least fun thing
I could do all year.
First of all, three hours ofone day a year will determine my

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mental health for the next year.
So that's already stressful.
I wake up pit in my stomach,diarrhea three times.
Then I.
You have to wait till 6:30 andthen it's not even fun to watch the
game.
I can't sit down.
I'm standing the whole time.
I get it.
I get it.
And like, I've neverexperienced that.
So the super bowl is just thething that happens at the, in.

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In February.
Yeah.
Which you could relax and eat T.
Yeah.
So much snacks.
Yes.
I have to be 100 sober.
I can't have a sip of alcohol.
I.
I pace the floor.
So I, I did not see most ofthe commercials because I'm pacing
my kitchen.
I have to leave the room anddo some pacing.
And it was, it's the moststressful thing.
After we went up like 24,nothing started to get a little bit

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easier and especially whenthere was three minutes left in the
game.
They did the Gatorade showerwith three minutes left.
I was like, okay, I think wehave this in the back.
Three minutes left.
He's finally excited.
Yeah.
But then Mahomes threw that bomb.
I know there's a bomb.
I don't think we can say thaton there.
It's the golden age of American.

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Yeah, it's true.
But yes.
Cried.
I didn't cry as much as I didthe first super bowl, but I did get
teary eyed when I saw JalenHurts raise the Lombardi trophy.
Because I've only got to seethat in Madden so far.
So seeing it, so seeing it inperson was pretty magical.
And then just imagining all ofthe Giants fans weeping that they
at their best player on theirteam, walked, went to the Eagles

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and won a Super bowl the nextyear was just icing on the cake for
me.
But yes, that was my experience.
Then I went live and smashedall of Scott's Tik Tok records.
Waiting outside of DickSporting Goods for this hat.
Yeah.
So.
So Chris FaceTimes me and he's.
He, he decided to, to go to Dicks.

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And I said, I didn't know youwere going to Nick's tonight.
Found out it was Dick.
Say that Dick Sporting Goods.
And I'm like, oh, what are youdoing there?
And the line of Eagles fans topick up the super bowl merchandise,
which Chris is wearing the hatand the shirt.
And I was like, dude, go live.
Like, what?
Why are you just FaceTiming me?

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Go live?
And, and, and I, I feel likeI, like, I loosened the jar for you
because I went live earlier inthe day.
Had a pretty good live atEpcot and so the algorithm was already
picked up.
So I, I go and I watch Chris'slive and he's up to 750 people watching
it.
I've never.
I've never hit over four.

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Like, 408, I think, was my.
My.
My peak.
And it was only for, like, 15seconds, and then it plummeted.
The funniest part was alsothat Scott is very nervous about
what he says on the TikToklives, and because he's afraid that
people.
He'll get Shadow banned and stuff.
I am, like, cursing people out.

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I, like, there's Chiefs fans,and I'm calling them bums and telling
them their team is ass.
And I'm.
And until the viewers justkept going up.
It was insane.
Maybe we'll just change thisto a sports podcast now we're on
the something here.
So, Nick, here's.
Here's the problem.
We.

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We have, like, zero hope forour future because literally, you
know.
You know how like.
Like, I'll comment somethingand then I'll put.
I'll.
I'll pin it, right?
And I said, chris is waitingfor super bowl merchandise at Dick's
Sporting Goods.
Every time I posted thatpeople, like, 15 people in a row.
What is he waiting for?

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What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you.
I'm like.
I think at one point I wasalso like, hey, what are you waiting
for?
No, exactly.
Exactly what he was waiting for.
Kind.
It was kind of like the timethat you went to the Magic Kingdom,
and we're like, oh, my God.
Is it the castle on fire?
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Yes.
I guess that was my revenge.

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Yeah, but I.
Dude, I'm sure the environment was.
Was electric.
Absolutely electric.
It was.
It was great.
It was like, 20 degrees.
I couldn't feel my hand.
I keep switching hands.
My hand kept freezing holdingthe phone.
But it was.
It was the best.
It was the absolute.
There was a DJ in there.
Oh, that's cool.

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There was a DJ in the IndicSporting Goods.
There was a old lady with amegaphone, and nothing gets me fired
up like an old lady with a megaphone.
Was she asking you to repent?
The end is near.
Well, how'd you know after theEagles won a second Super Bowl?
Yeah, I think the end might be new.
I don't think that's supposedto happen.
So I.
I am an honorary Eagles fanthis year.

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I was pulling for you.
This was the first opportunitythat I had to pull for your team
because the last time theEagles were in the Super Bowl, I
randomly was assigned theChiefs and the job.
Playoff pool.
So Chiefs won me about, what,350 bucks?
So I Couldn't root for theEagles then, so I was rooting for
the Eagles hardcore this time.

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Very exciting.
So I decide, you know what,I'm off on Monday.
Super bowl parade is at Magic Kingdom.
Why not go?
And I got to tell you, it wasso exciting, Chris.
The Eagles fans everywhere.
Oh yeah, everywhere.
And all day.
All day.
And like, you know, I'llexperience this when I, when I see

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another Florida State fan,I'll be like, go Knolls and whatever.
Go ns.
But this was all day, Go Birds.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
And then just random E, A, G,L, E, S, eos.
Yeah.
All day.
All day.
It's like in church, Scott,when they say make an offering of
peace and you just shake hands.
Right?
It's.
It's eternal.
Yes, Go Birds.
Yeah, it's just, it's aneternal peace offering.

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Yeah.
So I decided to.
It was myself, Remy and Darrenand went live for, for the parade.
Now we, we got our spot and itwas a great spot.
And if you want to see thevideo, it's on Tik Tok at the parks
New friends.
Just go to our, our website.
All of our links are there andthere's video on Tick Tock.

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There's gonna be one onInstagram later.
But we got a great spot.
Got there at about fiveminutes till two and the parade started
at 2:30.
So I like there were peoplelined up from 11 o'clock to like
sit on the like Nick, youknow, you know.
Surprising.
Yeah.
You know, when there's aspecial event, they get there, they
camp out.
You know, they're the firstones in the park 6am or you know,

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at rope drop.
And they found their spot bytrash can number four.
And they're just going to sitthere all day.
Well, we get right up to ourspot at 10 minutes till and it was
like a perfect vantage pointbecause he's up high on a float.
So it's not like you have tobe in the front row.
You know, in fact, the frontrow is probably worse.
So 2 o'clock starts the likeMickey's Friendship Fair show or

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whatever at the the Castle,which was fine, it was cute, whatever.
But we had already seen thefirst part of it three times earlier.
Every time we pass it's likethe show's starting.
But at least I had likesomething to entertain Tick Tock
Live because of course I wentlive, but only like there was only
like 65 people in there.
And I'm like, well this sucks.
Like this is like a once in alifetime super bowl parade.

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Well not necessarily, butlike, you know, you don't get these
very often and only 65 peopleare going to see it.
I'm like, I bet you thatdickwad Kirk down the road's gonna
have like a thousand people inthere because, huh.
You know Kurt Kirk.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
Yeah.
So, so I'm, I'm the, the, theshow ends.

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The make end.
Gosh, bless those performers.
They're probably going back tothe green room.
Like, wow, there's so manypeople to see us during this show.
Like we've never performed tothat many.
People before because none ofthem know what happened yesterday.
I.
No, they're.
They're all gay men.
Correct.
These are all.
They, they know who won thelast there five Tony's, but they

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have no idea who won lastnight or what's happening.
So the show ends and Tik Tokmust have started pushing us out
because like we're growingslowly, like 150, 200, 250.
So at one point, like we getto 400, I'm like, Darren, look.
400.
And, and this is still likewhat, 10 minutes before the parade

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starts.
And then like there's anannouncement, you know, join us in
just a few minutes for SuperBowl MVP Jalen Hurt.
That's so co.
And such a cool tradition.
It is.
And then the crowd erupts.
Everybody's going crazy.
They're singing the song, they're.
They're doing the chant.
And Chris, how many did youhave in your live yesterday?

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You said what, 750.
It was like, I think 3.5 thousand.
It was like 750 maybe.
Yeah, stop counting at 750s.
It was 750.
So I didn't want to advertisea canoe.
That's usually double what you get.
So I, you know what?
Well, I was going to suggestmaybe you should go to some big box
retail stores side.

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That's the funny thing.
Chris calls me after his liveand I was like, hey.
He's like, hey, what's thehighest you've ever gotten on a live
stream?
And I'm like, I saw you didlike 750.
And I was so upset.
It's a game we do becauseScott will go to Disney and then
sometimes I will do somethingsuper weird and say the most obscene

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things.
And we, we do like TikTokbattles, just not against each other
live, right?
Oh yeah.
It drove me nuts.
There was one night with like,I'm always very careful about what
I say and Chris is here just fface or f tick tock and this like,
breaking every rule.
I'm like, bro, calm down.
And he's got like 50 peoplewatching him all freaking night.

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I'm like, what?
What does a guy have to do toget five people to just watch for,
you know, consistent stream?
So we're getting closer toparade time.
All of a sudden we get to 650and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm gonna
get close to Chris.
But then within 30 seconds, 750.
And then Nick.
850, 950.
And I'm like, holy crap.

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Like, we may break a thousand.
Thousand.
1.1.
So by the time Jalen Hurtscomes out, we're at 2, 600.
Yeah, dude.
Good for him.
Jalen Hurts.
He's gay now.
What?
Wow.
Breaking news.
Breaking news.
Jalen Hurts is gay now.
So we hit 2600 people.

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You hit 26.
Oh, my God, stop.
Do you worry about what I doon Tick tocking people?
We had 2, 600 people in ourlive, which was super exciting.
Have never achieved that.
Ask me how much money we madeduring that live.
Oh, wow.
$0.06.
I made 2 cents yesterday, so I.
Guess that's 6 cents there.

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I guess, I guess that's.
Yeah.
2 cents per 700 people.
Yeah, but it's so hard to gettick tock coins now.
So, like, that's why, like, Iput my Venmo and Cash app, Lincoln
bio, also my credit cardinformation and how.
Much you make from that?
Nothing.
Can you imagine someone on TikTok?
Wow, man.
Where can I donate to this guy?

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I need to donate to this guy.
Listen, I've donated to mysecond liberal boy the other day,
a little gay guy, Johnny.
I bet you he voted for Trump.
He's just trolling probably.
Hey, but it worked.
He had me.
Now.
Now you know what to do.
Yeah.
So super fun time.
But Chris, I have to.

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So Chris, we know is an avidgambler, right?
You dabble, you dabble.
I don't know what.
So my family does stupid propbets every year and I, you know,
I included everybody from ourgroup text and.
And Chris was the only onewho's like, yep.

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So I was like, okay.
Came up with this thing.
It was like a seven dollar potbecause it was a dollar buy in.
Sarah's like, wow, that'spretty cheap.
Yeah, seven dollar pot.
I was more thinking, I'm noteven gonna put the dollar in, but.
So nobody playing for potential.
Yeah.
Now see, next year.

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So Chris starts talking to meabout like all these bets that he's
made.
And I'm like, you know what?
Why not?
So I put 150 into hard rockbets, and I'm spreading my bets all
over.
What's the score going to be?
Or, you know, who's going tobe winning at halftime?
Who's going to win the game?
Over under on yards, over,under on.
On individual yards.

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All these, all these bets.
Just little ten dollar betshere and there.
And I'm like, okay, you know,I still have.
I still have like 70 bucks in here.
I didn't.
You know, I didn't.
I did seven.
Seven bets, which.
Pause your story, because mystory picks up here.
When Scott told me that he wasgambling, I was like, man, I should
probably wet the beak a littlebit too.
So then I put money into mygambling account and started betting

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on insane things.
But not as insane as.
Not as insane as Scott.
When I was.
I was getting some very, veryworrying texts from Scott.
Like, I just put $40 on thenext play being a pass.
Like, like, like, literallylike bets like that.
So he put 40.
He risked $40 for the nextplay to be a passing play.

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Guess what?
It was not a passing.
So, so this is what happened.
I was sitting next to him.
I know.
So this is what happens.
I have a black eye.
So I start winning bets.
Okay?
I start winning some of thesebets, and I'm like, well, this is
really fun.
But, like, all my other bets,I have to wait till the end of the
game to find out if I win.

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So I find you can bet play by play.
Like, are they going to scoreon this drive?
Will the next play be a pass?
You sound like a virgindiscovering porn for the first time.
So, so I go.
I go on a streak.
And I'm up.
I'm up.
So I'm like, all right, the, the.

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The.
The dog in the next one is a pass.
I'm gonna put $40 on youbecause, like, if I hit, I'm gonna
win like 500 bucks.
So $40 down wins me 500 bucks.
It was not a pass.
So I lose the $40.
Well, now, in fact, it was tworuns in a row.
Yeah, now I'm down.
Okay?
Now I'm down and I don't have any.

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Like, I don't have any moneyleft in hard rock bets until.
Until the bets pay out at theend of the game.
So I upload another $75.
Oh, my God.
So now, now I'm, I'm.
I'm being smart about whichbets I take.
Like, there's some strategy.
So I went on a six bet losing streak.

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I lost six.
What?
After that 40, I was like on asix, six bet winning streak.
And then once I did that 40bet, I lost six in a row, Nick.
Well, then you can't loseseven, right?
I didn't, I didn't because Iuploaded, I deposited 75 more dollars.
$75.
So I'm in.

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I'm in now.
$300 on hard rock bets.
And I'm waiting.
I like, because again, I'vegot payouts that are going to happen
at the end.
Like, I know certain thingsare going to happen.
And so I've got to.
I've got.
I'm not going to bet any morethan $10 per bet, but I have to bet
the long shot.

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So that long pass that Jalenhurts through for the touchdown in
what, the third or fourthquarter won me about 80 bucks because
I got.
Next pass or next play was apass and like, I won, like, I don't
know, $40 on that.
The Eagles scoring on that drive.
And then I hit the over on thethird quarter score.

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The over was at nine and ahalf and I hit 10.
So, like, so now I'm up.
So at the end of the night, atthe end of the night, I was up $103.
Yeah.
I don't like this new hobbythat we both are.
Are heavily influenced by.
Chris.
Here's the problem.

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Here's the problem.
Now I'm hooked.
I'm making bets with Darren asto what Remy's going to be wearing
today.
Speaking of.
Actually, I do need to settle this.
Okay.
Speaking of what Remy is wearing.
Remy, so I know that you'representing yourself as an Eagles
fan because you are.
You wore your Eagle shirt, butthe Cuban link chain and the durag.
Were you trying to make peoplethink you were from Philly?

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Because I'll tell you what, Ibought it.
It looked exactly like someoneon the corner of K A in Philly.
Yeah.
And when he went throughsecurity, the metal detector went
off.
He had a bunch of batteries in his.
In his pocket.
He's ready to throw at Mickey Mouse.
I bought it.
I bought it.
Yeah, definitely.

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So, yeah, that was the firstbet of the day.
I bet Darren a dollar whatRemy was wearing.
Then I.
We look at.
We look at the line for thepeople mover, and I'm like, what
do you.
How long do you think that.
That.
That wait time is?
And he goes, I don't know, letme check the app.
And I said the wait timesnever posted in the app, otherwise

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I would look.
And he Said, no, it's alwayson the app.
So I said, I bet you a dollarit's not in the app.
Lost a dollar.
So I'm making stupid bets.
I'm like.
I'm like, I bet you, you know.
You know, the next person wesee walk out of the bathroom is gonna
be wearing a blue shirt.
Oh, wow.
I've.
I've done a three team parlayfor NBA tonight.

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I'm.
This is.
This is now a thing for me.
I'm excited for this journey.
It's a.
It's a.
It's a.
It's the spiritual journeyyou've been needing.
Scott, I know you've been in afunk lately.
I think this is definitelywhat gets you out of that is the
spiritual release of sports gambling.
I'm sure you find.
Wait till you start blackjack online.

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Blackjack.
Oh, God.
I'm sure your wife's both likethis hobby.
Yeah, my wife doesn't knowabout it.
Yeah, she thinks I'm very religious.
And as far as gambling goes now.
Darren informed me that youcan bet on WWE matches.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
Like, this is amazing that Idid not know.
You didn't know that.

(25:31):
I probably.
I probably tried not to learn.
Aren't those all scripted anyway?
Yeah.
I mean, so it's a Super bowl.
So I can find the scriptsomewhere and just.
I feel like that's an easy wayto get it.
I did win.
I did win Scott's family's prop.
Yeah, you did.
Thanks.
And I'm not kidding.
Thanks to Chat GPT, I can sendyou the screenshot.

(25:53):
I uploaded that to Chat GPTand I said, statistically, what would
be the best options for eachone it gave me?
Statistically, it's like ittold me 5050 on every single one,
but I think one or two.
They're like, maybe you shouldgo this way.
All right, I will Chat GPT.
Yeah.
My sister just guessed.
I.
I love.
That's vintage.
That's vintage your sister.
I was gonna say her name, butI don't think we say her name, so

(26:14):
that's vintage your sister.
I love doing prop bets becauseevery time I'll bring, like, a stack
of coins, I literally broughtmy dad nickels and dimes and said,
here you go, here's your dollar.
Yeah.
Which I gave back to himbecause he won the bat.
So, Nick, anything else injust the Tip of Sports?
I feel like the halftime showwe need.

(26:34):
We just need better performers.
You're a racist.
You said it.
Best performer.
Because I love Kendrick Lamar.
But that performance was.
I don't.
I don't know what was happening.
Wasn't it.
It was art to call out Trump.
And it wasn't though.
What's his face?
Drake.
It was.
It was all about Drake.
It had nothing to do with Trump.
But I think people were tryingto grasp it.

(26:55):
They just.
To make it just a little bit interesting.
That is.
That had nothing.
Those have been.
That.
That symbology has been in hismusic videos forever.
He's just a weird guy.
And.
And no, it was all aboutDrake, which was very funny.
I love the whole SerenaWilliams thing.
I can't believe that happened.
Did you know.
Do you know about that?
Nick, you'd love that too.
I saw she was there.
Do you know why?

(27:16):
No, no.
It's Drake's ex girlfriend.
I don't even know anythingabout Drake.
Kendrick Lamar and Drake werein this baby.
He was in a show with Josh and.
And the song Not Like Us thatKendrick Lamar performed is actually.
If you look at the lyric, it'sa whole song about how Drake's a
pedophile.
Yeah, that's fun.
And at one point there was a line.

(27:36):
Just a minor.
Yeah.
Everybody in the stadiums chanted.
And at the Grammys.
When they performed at the Grammys.
Yeah.
Very humiliating.
The fact that he brought outthe X.
He kept the receipts.
I.
I respected that.
The Amazon chain threw me off.
Do you think it's a bit.
What, him and Drake?
Yeah.
No, he hates him.
He's from Compton.
I don't.
I don't.
Whatever Kendrick Lamar wantsto say, he just says it.

(27:57):
I think it's a bit.
No, because you don't want a pedophile.
Is a bit.
Wait a second.
Maybe it's a bit.
So, Nick, biggest takeawaysfrom the game, in your opinion, what
did you find most entertainingabout the whole night?

(28:17):
The most entertaining thingwas when it was over and I could
switch to something else.
You know what?
That's fair.
Did you watch the Puppy bowl?
We watched some YouTube afterwards.
Yeah.
I've never seen the Puppy Bowl.
I was like, this is adorable.
I'm surprised.
I don't watch that one.
I've watched it in the past,but not this year.
Yeah, it was super cute.
Super cute.

(28:37):
Anything else, Nick?
No, that's it for sports.
We'll come back to you becauseI am.
I am dying.
I have a lot to talk about.
I know you do.
I know you do.
We have all been dying.
Dying to hear about Megacon.
Well, I forgot.
You forgot about Megacon Sunday?
No, I forgot it Was Super BowlSunday entirely.

(29:01):
I drove down.
Well, we drove down thestreet, and there were just cars
everywhere.
I looked at Lewis, I said,what the hell is going on?
What is happening today?
Then I realized it was SuperBowl Sunday.
So that's why I've been lostfor the last.
I don't know, Chris.
Could you imagine living in aworld where you don't know it's a
Super Bowl?
I.
That sounds glorious.

(29:24):
So nice.
It sounds so nice.
Sarah has a different superbowl every Sunday.
So she heard sometimes it'smade out of glass, sometimes clay.
You know what, Chris?
You're right.
You can actually make plans onthat Sunday because you're like,
oh, I got nothing to do.
It's a Sunday.
And not have to take bloodpressure medicine.
Like a bunch of.
Just really.

(29:44):
Right, right.
Save a lot of money by notmaking bets.
My blood pressure was skyrocketing.
Just listening to Chris talkabout his reaction to the super bowl,
the pacing and stuff.
It's toxic.
Oh, it's.
It is.
Like I said, it is.
The 99 of the game is just.
Just agony.
And then the last percent whenthey win.
It's the greatest day.
Like, it's.

(30:04):
I.
I do have to give my updatedrank, and then I'll let everyone
continue talking.
I'm just so amped about theSuper Bowl.
Real quick.
In chat, Miranda says, I justloved all the sacking.
So do we.
The.
The.
I do have an updated tier list of.
Of moments of my life.
So number one thing in my lifeis the Eagles winning their first
Super Bowl.

(30:24):
Okay, now coming in.
And now sliding into numbertwo is now the Eagles winning their
second Super Bowl.
Three is tied.
Birth of my child, marriage tomy wife.
Where does the Vince McAle.
That's a.
That's just under marriage.
But anyway, Sarah, I am veryworried about your story about Megacon,

(30:45):
because I know what you weresupposed to do, and I saw the pictures,
and it didn't look like youcompleted everything you said.
I was.
Where did you see the pictures.
Chris?
I was.
I was thinking the same thing.
Yeah.
But also the fact that, youknow, every week I text everybody,
hey, does anybody have anything?

(31:05):
And usually Sarah's like,nope, I live a boring life.
Earlier in the weekend, beforeI even put the question out, Sarah's
like, oh, do I have a tale to tell?
I was like, okay, I'm here for it.
But she's like.
She's like, but I'm gonnarage, vent, or whatever.
And I said, okay.

(31:26):
She mentioned trauma.
She's like, oh, yeah.
Wait, what Trauma dump.
And you guys were being sosweet, like, oh my gosh, Sarah, I'm
so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
So I put the obligatory, I'mso sorry that you went through this,
Sarah, without knowing.
And then I said, can we talkabout it on the air?
So that was the whole plan.
Okay, well, I wasn't.
Listen, I don't know with you, something.

(31:47):
Interesting to tell you guys.
I can only tell it once and soI save it for on air.
Okay, I do that for you.
Oh, thank you.
I.
I'll start this off by sayingyou guys, you guys were all there
when I announced that I.
I gifted our youngest child anexperience to meet.
Millie Bobby Brown.

(32:08):
Yeah, quite a bit just by the pictures.
Let me look right into the camera.
Okay, listen, Millie Bobby Brown.
Bon Jovi.
I will mess you up.
Oh, she.
Oh, I have a kid behind mesaying, no, you won't.
Wait, is she married to Bon Jovi?
Yeah.
Why?
Is Bon Jovi's son.
What?
What?
Oh, yeah, guys.
Yeah, she's.

(32:28):
She's married to, she'smarried to Bon Jovi's son Jake.
Isn't she like 12 still?
Yeah, no, no, she turned 18 acouple years ago.
Trust me, she's 18.
She said she was 18, man.
Oh my God.
So I'm, I'm showing a coworker of mine on Friday the list

(32:49):
of celebrities that are goingto be there and she's, she's shocked
at all these people and I'mscrolling and I'm scrolling and I'm
like, wait a second, why don'tI see Millie Bobby Brown anymore?
She's under the canceled people.
Did you pay already for her?
Yeah.
Over $200?
Yeah.

(33:09):
Oh my God.
Please tell me you got a refund.
So just.
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I got a refund, but I'm, I'mstill pissed at her.
All right.
Because my correspondence fromMegacon came Thursday, like late,
which is the first day ofMegacon and I'm seeing it Friday
and I have to tell a 10 yearold that we're no longer seeing who

(33:31):
she's been counting down to see.
All of her friends know, it'sa thing.
I've been hyping it up.
So we were luckily able toexchange the tickets to go and meet
the actors for Eddie Munsonand Vecna.
I did see that.
That's really cool.
That's awesome.
Yes.

(33:52):
Yeah, I was like, who's theother guy?
Like, I know that that's AKAJohnny Storm, but.
Yeah.
And then the other one was Vecna.
I know him originally fromSweeney Todd, actually.
Wait, Twilight?
He's in Twilight?
He's one of the Voltairi.
Oh, he's got a great singingvoice, though.

(34:13):
He does.
I digress.
Speaking of high bloodpressure, Chris, Saturday Megacon
is tens of thousands of people.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
I was thinking about that.
I saw all the lines and I'mlike, this is just way too people
for me.
Like, yeah, I saw the lines onTick Tock today.

(34:36):
Yeah, today.
That didn't help me two daysago at all.
And that didn't help me twomonths ago when I bought the tickets.
All right.
Because have you.
Wait, have you never been to a megacon?
So last year we went on Sunday.
Okay.
And I didn't expect it to belike that.

(34:56):
I couldn't breathe.
I got.
I got really angry at people.
Nobody knows how to.
Scott.
I would have rather been atMagic Kingdom today.
It was a fun day.
Then.
No, no, no.
Then at Megacon on Saturday.

(35:18):
Yeah, that's like the peakday, right?
That's with all the goodpanels and whatnot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I would rather do MagicKingdom any day of the week.
And we know how much I dislikeMagic Kingdom and their lines and
they're pushing.
Yes.
And I would much rather dothat any day than do Megacon on a
Saturday again.
So.

(35:39):
That was awful.
That was awful.
Sunday.
Much, much better.
Do they sell alcohol at Megacon?
See, I saw a couple of vendorswith some beers stashed in random
places, but I never saw themfor sale, so they.
They probably brought those.
And I would, too.
Yeah, I.
Now they have security, butI'm bringing a flask next year.

(36:03):
So I, like.
I just can't pro tip empty out.
A bottle of Mountain Dew usually.
Well, you know my tactics.
Usually I just go, bottle of Dasani.
Yep.
You know, and that's my go to.
I go, bottle of sunblock.
Well, it's indoors.
Oh, that's.
Wait.
Don't discriminate against mymedical condition.

(36:24):
No, no.
Oh, yeah, no, Right.
Then you still have the residue.
You saw the residue of the sun block.
Huh?
It's not real sunblock.
It's fake bottles of sunblock.
I talked about this when Iwent on my crew.
Like, I brought fake bottlesof sunblock.
What?
My travel agent advice.
If you want to know how tosmuggle things.

(36:44):
Different.
Different travel agents.
Yeah, that was.
That was the old one.
Yeah.
Different travel agent.
That's why you switched to Nick.
Yeah, exactly.
Scumbag Sean just.
Just commented the same Thingthat Saturdays are usually the most
packed and.
Thank you, Sean.
I'm gonna call you next year,okay, with my con advice because

(37:04):
that two.
What is that, Scott?
Like two and a half miles fromthe convention center to, to Sand
Lake Road.
And it took us about two and ahalf hours.
Oh my God.
For the convention we wantedto get Chick Fil A.
And the closest Chick Fil aclosed at 9.
And I told Lewis, we're like,he, we're like, we're not gonna make

(37:27):
it.
It's just, you know, and wewere hopeful but we had to switch
it to a different location togive us the extra hour and we made
it at 9:30 after leavingMegacon at 7.
So.
Yes, and Sophia has become asecond generation supernatural fanatic.

(37:51):
So she switched up herexperience to Jared Padalecki.
So she had a great experience.
Everything went very smoothlyfor her.
That's all that matters.
So I'm about $500 out ofpocket, you know, from the whole
weekend.
I didn't gamble.
I just spent it on Funko Pops.

(38:11):
If you gamble, if you gamble,you have a better chance of making
your money back than if youspend money at Megacon.
I consider this my own form ofgambling, see, because if I leave
the Funko Pops in the box andlet them sit on the shelf long enough,
they might rise in, in value.
That's the dumbest thing I'veever heard.

(38:31):
Camera fe.
Is that kind of like my, Kindof like my Thai beanie babies, how
they grew on value too.
That's an exception to the rule.
Okay?
I met a guy on the last day,very last booth we stopped at, and
he's like, you.
I like you.
Here's my card.
I'm like, do you have a jobfor me?
Because I.
Don't worry.

(38:51):
Lewis was there.
He heard the interaction.
I, he's like you, you knowyour stuff.
I didn't realize.
I have a Funko Pop that'ssitting on my shelf right now that's
worth thousands of dollars.
Why?
Do you really?
Yeah, well, I'm not going totell you because you might, you know,
Chris, you know my address.
You sent me a Christmas card.
I'm not telling you.
I'm just kidding.

(39:12):
I, I have the.
Like, when Funko wasn't evenFunko yet and they just came out
with them, they released a setof the Beatles and I do not have
the full set.
I have one singular beetle andit's my favorite.
It's a ring.
And you got the most popular one.
Nice investment.
He.

(39:33):
He's my Favorite.
Okay.
It wasn't supposed to be an investment.
I don't even know where I got it.
I think somebody gave it to meand I had it.
They got to be sick if they do.
It's ridiculous, because nowthat I think back to how much it's
worth, it sat on my dashboardof my car in the Florida heat for,
like, years.
It's fine.
It's in perfect condition.
It doesn't have a box or anything.

(39:54):
But are you going to sell it?
Hell, no.
Okay.
Okay.
So if you let them sit on yourshelves long enough and then don't
sell them, then there's nohope of making your money back.
They keep appreciating in value.
It's like.
But it's like art.
Like, when people keep art for forever.
Yeah.
But it doesn't matter if itappreciates in value if you don't

(40:16):
sell it.
Yeah, it does, because thenyou're like, hey, I got this.
Look, all the people that Ijust have over to my house, I have
this Funko Pop that's worth,like, $10,000.
Okay?
So you know about everythingin my house.
I'm like, check out this thingthat's worth a lot of money.
And then this thing that'sworth a lot of money.
No, you can't have it.
Don't touch it.
Don't breathe on it.
So you get cool points.
Yeah, you're the coolest.

(40:37):
That's what I.
Yeah, that's what I strive forin life.
Rich people do with art, too.
When they have a bunch of artin their house, they're like, yeah,
they.
Sell it at some point.
Yeah, but they sell it at some point.
At some point.
Yeah.
And at some point, it will getsold at some point will be after
Sarah is long gone.
And my children both are verywell aware that upon my demise, nothing

(40:59):
gets sold without reaching outto, like, I don't know, Antiques
Roadshow first.
I know how this is gonna go.
They're gonna make a lot ofmoney off my cool finds.
I already know it.
And in my defense, my veryexpensive Ringo Star Funko Pop goes
will go next to my.

(41:20):
I have a signed Ringo Star poster.
So it's all themed.
It's all themed.
It's a whole collection.
So it's worth even more to somebody.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's mine.
They can't have it.
So, overall, great weekend, guys.
Great weekend.
Saturday, did you have fun atall, or was it just terrible?

(41:44):
No, it was fun.
It was fun.
Saturday was a test of mypatience and my medication.
Like, 100 and I'm gonna up my dosage.
But on that note, congrats over.
Thank you.
I.
Overall, it was a lot of fun,but definitely Fridays and Sundays

(42:07):
from here on out.
Did you.
So which you went Saturday andwhat other day?
Saturday and Sunday.
Okay.
Yeah.
And we'd never done.
We'd never done a Saturday before.
But next year we'll startinglike now till next year.
I'm thinking of a cosplay.
Oh, what are you going to be?
Yeah, what are you going to be?
I don't know.
All of us.

(42:28):
Are we invited?
Yeah, come along.
Yeah, buy your own tickets.
But come along.
Tag along as well.
Yeah, we can carpool.
We can carpool.
You guys are.
Is stupid.
Just sitting there.
Oh, my God.
I.
This year I wanted to do likea vault dweller because I.

(42:52):
I'm.
That's so good.
A Fallout game fan.
I'm not a Fallout.
I am a Fallout show fan, but I.
So good.
I'm an OG fan, like, of the game.
So I wanted to do that until Ishowed up this year.
And the girl who was the leadin Fallout was completely sold out
of everything.

(43:13):
And every other person feltlike they were a little vault dweller.
So we're gonna get creativenext year.
I love that.
Well, I would love to comewith you guys next year.
And then I'd love to go toMegacon with you as well.
Well invited to the latter part.

(43:33):
Nick, welcome back.
Thank you.
How was your cruise?
It was.
It was magical.
It was amazing.
Oh, good.
Best.
So we just got back from theDisney Treasure.
Treasure.
That's the new one, right?
That's the newest one.
Brand new one.
So this just come out inDecember, so.
Oh, wow.
That's the one with like theHaunted Mansion.
Yes.

(43:55):
Yeah, it's got a HauntedMansion bar.
It's got a jungle cruise bar,a cocoa restaurant, which Sarah,
like, we literally.
I think Sean even saidpictures, videos, all of it.
The.
The cook restaurant was just incredible.
Like, we had two nights inthere where they just told a story

(44:15):
about Coco.
They had the Miguel in thereand stuff, too.
The real.
The real Miguel.
It was just as an actor.
Guys, this is before he gets deported.
Before.
Oh, I didn't cry last weekwatching that movie.
It's fine.
It's like we're not going back.
That's what we need.

(44:36):
We need an AI of ice taking Miguel.
No.
I'd cry in five minutes.
Remember me.
Remember me.
I'm gonna cry all over again.

(44:57):
So this ship is the sistership to the wish that we got to go
on A couple years ago, when Ifirst kind of hopped on the podcast,
I think we were talking about it.
And this ship, it's very gorgeous.
It's themed after adventure,so the entire ship had fun theming.
It was Aladdin in the bigatrium area.

(45:18):
Like I said, the Hauntedmansion bar.
There was the Coca restaurants.
Going back to that.
It is a dinner and a show.
So you have performers singing live.
You have the mariachi bandperforming as well, too.
It's just.
It was a super funenvironment, but they told a really

(45:40):
awesome story and we criedboth nights.
But let's go to the first night.
So Disney cruise in general, Iget a lot of.
As you guys know, I'm a travel agent.
Scott doesn't know.
I had no idea.
I own a travel agency.
Some.
A little bit.
I've had Irish in me, someMexican and Puerto Rican.

(46:05):
All of.
All of them, equal opportunityhere, you.
Know, you don't have to anymore.
Well, I'm.
I'm standing with it.
Okay, Good for you.
Yes, yes.
So Disney cruises are not justfor families.
It's not just for kids.
Like, they have an entire deckthat's literally a deck.
Not a dick, a deck just for.

(46:30):
Just for a kid's play place, basically.
So they have these giantplaygrounds in there, but they have
a lot of adults only stuff onthe ship.
And this ship created a lotmore adults entertainment.
And not by entertainment, Imean, I don't mean porn.
Yeah, I was gonna say they'vegot strip clubs there.
It's Disney.
It's Disney.
So they still have to keep itsomewhat pg, but they have this show

(46:51):
on all their.
All of their ships calledmatch your mates.
And match your mates is simply.
It's.
It's kind of like the.
The love show, I guess.
What's it called?
Basically.
Newlywed Game.
So three different couples getpulled up on stage.
There's like the newlywedsthat are either brand new to being

(47:11):
married or this newrelationship type thing.
And then there's the oldcouple that have been together the
longest time.
And then there's a couplethat's kind of in the middle.
So they picked the newlywed,which wasn't really newlywed.
It was this guy thatapparently was with this girl, but
they broke up and then gotback together.

(47:32):
There was a weird lovetriangle happening with him, and
they had a big goggle of gayswith them.
Oh, I'm pretty sure the guywas bisexual.
Is that what a group of gaysis called?
A gas.
I thought it was a flamboyance gag.
Of gays is a group of gay guys.
Okay, well, flamboyance, the flamingos.
I call it a party.
It's just a Tuesday at Chris's house.

(47:55):
So they had a gaggle of gayswith them.
So they're hitting and hollering.
The old couple have beentogether like 40 something years.
Nick, do you.
Do you try to.
When you see a gaggle gaze,you try to make it end that the night
ended?
A gargle of games.
I don't.
I don't cuss and tell you.
I'll send you the videos.

(48:17):
Nick, you know what's so funny?
The other day I said something.
I don't remember what it was.
And my daughter looked at melike, funny.
I said, what?
I'm.
Or Rachel, whatever.
I looked at my wife and I waslike, well, I am gay adjacent.
And she's like, oh, I know.
You can continue with your story.
We.
We all know.
So they pick those couplesfirst, because those are kind of

(48:39):
the easiest couples to figure out.
Who's oldest, who's the youngest.
So next, they needed a coupleto kind of be in the middle, and.
Then I'll just sit in the middle.
You got, you got, you gotwhere I'm going.
Sarah loves when we, when wedo this.
So the host asks for anycouples that wanted to volunteer.
And it was very quiet at first.

(49:01):
And I looked, I looked at Sean.
I was like, I want to do this.
I've always, I've alwayswanted to do it.
I've always been too shy towant to do it.
So I.
I stood up.
Why are we laughing?
Sorry.
Check your text message.
Say, give me five minutes.

(49:25):
I can't make any sensitive,sensitive situations.
And I was like, damn.
Sorry.
Continue, Mike, please.
So I.
I stand up and basically thehost is like, we need whoever wants
to do it to dance their way upto the stage.
So they start playing like,Austin Powers music.
And I'm probably draggingYouTube dragon Sean.

(49:49):
He's like, no, I don't want todo it.
And I'm like, come on, let'sdo it.
He.
He's more introverted than me.
Sure, to a point.
I'll get there.
So we go up there and the hostis like, why?
Why should I pick you guys?
As there's another two couplescoming from the balcony.
Why should I?
Because you guys.

(50:09):
And Nick says, because we'rein open waters.
There is still dei.
I was like, spoiler alert.
We're gay.
The whole audience was justdying laughing at that point.
So then there's two couplescoming from the balcony to try to.
Try to participate as well, too.

(50:31):
They're also trying to maketheir way down from the balcony.
The first couple is a lesbian, obviously.
Two females.
So she asked them.
She's like, is that how thatworks, Nick?
Yes, it's two females.
I thought.
I thought we graduated introto gay.
I'm.
I just.
I just have to paint thepicture for the new people.

(50:53):
Paint the picture for theFloridians that listen.
Yes.
So two lesbians.
Females.
I think there were females.
I didn't look.
I don't care what's down intheir pants, but they looked like
females to me.
So she asked them the samequestion, like, why.
Why should I pick you guys?
Or why should I pick you?
Shouldn't say, guys.
Why should I pick you?
And they said, we are national softball.

(51:15):
Softball champions.
Oh, no, they didn't have tosay that.
She literally dropped out ofher mouth.
The host was like, that isexactly what the guys just said.
We all lost it.
Oh, my God.
This is getting even more entertaining.

(51:36):
The third couple that comesdown, another group of lesbians.
A couple of lesbians.
Group.
I don't know.
I don't know what you call twopeople that scissor a sheath of lesbians.
I forget what they said,because it doesn't matter.
But the audience voted, andSean and I got picked to go on stage.
Oh, nice to do match or mate.
So if you're not familiar withkind of the newlyweds show, essentially,

(51:58):
they.
They have the three couples upon stage.
They take one person from eachcouple and pull them out to a private
room.
Okay, wait a second.
Now I'm interested in private room.
We.
Adult entertainment, Darren.
It's adult entertainment on a.
On a Disney cruise.
We got pulled out to get afree drink.
They got a strip show withBelle and.

(52:21):
And Rapunzel.
Okay.
With Flynn Rider and.
And Prince Adam.
There we go.
Okay.
Much better.
So I get pulled out with thetwo other guys.
By the way, chat says a pairof lesbians is a scissor sister.

(52:42):
Oh.
Oh, thank you, Sean.
Yeah, thank you.
All the paper in the room werejust so nervous.
So I get pulled out, andbasically the three of the three
guys, minus Sean.
Sean stayed with the two women.
So we get pulled out to justbe away from them while they get
asked their questions.

(53:02):
So we don't hear their answersor anything like that.
So.
Makes sense.
We come back in, and basicallythe host asked us the questions,
and we have to answer it as ifwe know what our spouse said.
So the first question thatSean Got asked was, describe your
first date.
Oh, so I guessed it rightbecause I remember our first date.

(53:27):
He remembers our first date.
We went to the movies.
We.
It was a bad movie, not good.
We.
We're trying to find dinner afterwards.
Couldn't find anywhere to eat,so we went to Taco Bell and then
we made out in the car in theparking lot.
Long story short is that how you.
Avoid sex on the first date isgoing to Taco Bell.

(53:48):
I don't.
I feel like when we wereyounger, it's, it was much.
Taco Bell is much easier on.
Okay, I gotcha.
You're invincible.
Back then.
Yeah, 15 years ago.
Much easier.
So we got that question right.
So the next question is there's.
They played basically threeDisney songs and they said think
of these Disney songs asessentially your love life.

(54:11):
So the songs were A Whole Newworld from Aladdin.
Okay.
Almost there from Tiana.
Is that right?
Okay.
Yeah.
And then for the first time inforever from Frozen.
Frozen, yes.
Almost there and first time inforever sounds very adult entertainment.

(54:32):
Yes.
Right.
What I love about it isbecause Disney can just like touch
on the adult entertainmentquestion without going there.
That's amazing.
So one would think that maybeas a gay couple, we're like a whole
new world every single nighttype thing.
Something like that.
Sean's response was almost there.

(54:54):
Oh, Scott, let me explain toyou what that means.
When you are.
He knows what that means.
Rachel doesn't know.
My response was first time in forever.
So we, we got booed.

(55:15):
So Sean's third question andeverybody else's is if your spouse
was a superhero or Marvelsuperhero, what would their superhero
be?
Or who would they be?
And she gave some examplesbecause the two women sit next to
me had no clue.
Any Marvel characters?
I think so.
Neither did you.
She's like, she's like, oh, itcould be the Hulk.

(55:36):
It could be like CaptainAmerica, anything like that.
And she kept looking at mebecause I, I knew the answer.
Sean, superhero would beSpider Man.
Okay.
And you want to know whySpider Man?
Because the, because the white webbing.
Not just because of white webbing.

(55:57):
Because at one point.
And he shared this with theentire Disney cruise line audience
who also were filming this.
Oh, God.
We will try to post it onYouTube later.
He told them that he took someejaculation from me and threw it
back at me like a spider web.

(56:18):
Oh my God.
My God.
So literally seven.
This is the first night on aseven day cruise.
We're walking around theentire ship and people are walking
up to Us like, hey, Spider Man.
Hey, Spider Man.
No kidding.
We were walking to dinner one night.
This hot, gorgeous dad'swalking out in the hallway with his
two kids.

(56:39):
He's like, what's up, Spider Man?
With great power comes great responsibility.
So, Piper, the entire time,why are.
They calling you Spider Man?
I know.
People are just.
And my parents.
And my parents were on thiscruise with us, too, and they.
Oh, no, they completely missedthat show.
And they're like, oh, I'm sosad that we missed it.

(56:59):
I'm like, oh, I'm so sad.
So people are literallywalking up to us with my parents
next to me, saying, it's up,Spider Man.
Oh, my God.
So, Nick, question for you.
So that happened.
Yes.
Did the cruise record it?
Because I went on a RoyalCaribbean a couple years ago and
they recorded.
Recorded their Newlywed Gameand put it on the TVs in the room
to replay.

(57:20):
That's what we thought maybemight happen.
And I didn't recall seeing itanywhere, so I'm hoping not since
it's more family friendly.
Except for we basically.
You're never gonna try to dragSean up on stage again.
He loved it, though.
He loved the fame, but also,like, in our mind, too.

(57:42):
I'm also like, probably thisis why all of our rights are being
taken away.
Might as well.
Might as well enjoy it whilewe can.
That's very true.
So Sean, then Sean gets pulledout with all the women to do their
free drinks.
And then I get my questions toask, and I forget all my questions

(58:04):
because they weren't asexciting, I guess, per se.
But the one, they weren't noteworthy.
They weren't story worthy.
Yeah, I can't remember theanswers off top of my head.
But the one that I do rememberis where is the most interesting
place that you've discoveredthe magic?
And if you.
If you don't understand that innuendo.
This is crazy.

(58:24):
It's on a Disney cruise.
This is on a Disney cruise.
Basically, they're like, Ithink adult entertainment would have
been more appropriate for aDisney cruise.
So basically they're kind ofasking us, like, where.
Where have you had sex?
That's very interesting.
So the one woman next to us, Ithink she said in the car somewhere.
And then the guy, the old guy,they both got theirs, right?

(58:48):
And they said it was in a sanddunes in Michigan.
Congrats.
Sarah's like, in theFantasyland family restroom.
So my response is on aCarnival cruise ship, which we got.
I got booed because I saidCarnival on Disney.
But can't say that.
Yeah, but I said, wait,there's more.
I was like, it was in.

(59:08):
It was in a sauna, and therewas a third party there.
Oh, that's the informationthat I gave.
Oh, no.
So she brings.
She brings everybody back in,and she asks this question to everybody,
and she's like, just.
She's like, keep in mind this.
This could involve just yourspouse or other people.
And she kept hinting at me, atme and Sean.

(59:31):
So Sean's answer, it startedout slightly the same, but different.
He basically said, oh, it's ona Carnival Cruise on the.
On the balcony.
And everybody in the audienceis like, not.
Not quite.
And he's like, the VirginCruise on the balcony.
She's like.
She's like, how many balconieshave you had sex on?

(59:53):
I was like, the answer is allof them, obviously.
Yeah.
So sorry for the people inroom 2315 right below us.
Careful for webs.
We're just reenacting Spiderman movie.
So he starts to get to theright answer, and he's like, oh.

(01:00:14):
He's like, you must be talkingabout the Carnival Cruise.
When we were in the sauna withthe Carnival Cruise dancer.
Oh, so that happens.
So, yeah, the whole cruisethat we did in Asana with a Carnival
Cruise employee.
Carnival Cruise employee, yes.
When you gave me the nickname Spider.

(01:00:34):
Man, what we left out was thefact that we were 30 minutes late
to dinner and my parents werefreaking out that we got left on
the island because we're busy.
And we were also in the saunafor 45 minutes and dehydrated.
Oh, my God.
So what's the first thing wedid that night after being in the
sauna?
We go grab bread.

(01:00:55):
Why did we.
I'm already dry.
Right.
So we didn't win the.
The.
The game show.
Unfortunately, the old coupleon the old couple always wins.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They just had a free bottle of champagne.
Anyway, no worries.
It was even champagne.
It was not like it's a freecruise or something.
Yeah.

(01:01:15):
All right, let's catch up withchat real quick.
And if you want to chat withus, just make sure you watch YouTube
live on Mondays at 8pm EasternStandard Time.
So Miranda says, oh, man, I'mdefinitely missing out on not going
on cruises.
Yes, Remy, Why do I keephearing the bed make noises?

(01:01:36):
And somebody keeps yellingspider Man.
And what are you doing intheir room, Remy?
A Nerd Archive productionscalls a group of lesbians a school
supply.
Oh.
Oh.
Sean said they were butch andboth looked like John Goodman.
Pretty sure they were Women.

(01:01:58):
And again, if you want to chatwith us, make sure you check us out
on YouTube live.
You guys ready to play Jersey man?
Florida man.
Yeah.
Where the flipping.
A fanboat, A crash in a truck.
These states are filled withpeople who suck.
So it's time for us to playNew Jersey man versus Florida man.

(01:02:21):
Every week, game master Ryanbrings us two news stories.
One is from Jersey, one isfrom Florida.
It is up to us to determinewhich one is which.
Take it away, Ryan.
Hey, guys, this is Ryan fromthe Parents Night out news team,
and I'm still an anchor.
Now Scott is paying $50 torandom strangers to say his name
on the Internet.
I figured he could afford mypay raise.
Finally.
So let's get into this week's news.

(01:02:42):
And of course, the big storyis that the Philadelphia Eagles win
the Super Bowl 40 to 22.
People are saying they haven'tseen chiefs get fucked so hard since
Native Americans sold theisland of Manhattan for $24 worth
of beads.
Also making headlines in newsand NBA, the Mavericks traded Luka
Doncic to the Lakers.
Luka was being described asoverweight and unreliable, which

(01:03:05):
coincidentally was the workingtitle for this podcast back when
it only had two members.
Members.
A man in Georgia whoauthorities said kept more than 100
dogs in cruel conditions athis home has been sentenced to 475
years in prison after he'sbeen found guilty last month of dog
fighting and cruelty to animals.
I think in Florida they justsentence you to teach a court ordered

(01:03:25):
class on table touches.
A Japanese Airlines plane thatwas taxiing around the tarmac of
the Seattle TacomaInternational Airport apparently
clipped the tail of a parkedDelta aircraft on Wednesday morning.
Apparently, cars aren't theonly thing the Asians are bad at
driving.
And in England, a boy swallowsa toy magnet and becomes X Men's
magneto in a freak accident.

(01:03:46):
Boy, does this story sound familiar.
You know, speaking ofsuperheroes, I thought of a name
for Chris.
If he was a superhero.
Being an overweight homelessman, I figured we could call him
poor, the God of hunger.
And in Canada, a man got hisdick frozen to the frozen ground
after he got thrown out of a bar.
Man, you gotta watch that ice.
Especially if you're Lewis.
You should really watch outfor ice.
Anyways, let's get into theFlorida man and New Jersey man stories.

(01:04:08):
And for our first story, a manis sentenced to eight years in prison
after a video shows himharassing black neighbors with racial
slurs.
And for our second story, aman turns in his own father after
making a revolting discoveryon his phone.
All right, Nick, this is atricky one.
Well, I know the guy from thefirst story.

(01:04:29):
I, but I signed an NDA so Ican't say say who it was.
So that one's, that one'sdefinitely Florida.
Okay.
Nick.
Yeah, I was gonna go the firstone for Jersey because I feel like
he's trying to throw us off somewhere.
Sarah.
I'm gonna agree with Nick.
First one's Jersey, Darren.

(01:04:50):
The second story is Floridaand it.
Because it's me, because Isold you out.
The cops are outside.
They know what you, they knowwhat you did.
And I'm going First one Florida.
Yeah.
So nobody thinks the firstone, the guy with the racial slur,
is from the state that has ishome of the proud boys burger.
Right?
All right, let's find out the answers.

(01:05:11):
So our first story is from NewJersey where a white Jersey man,
I don't think you need to saythat he's white.
Was captured on a viral videoin 2021 harassing his, his black
neighbors using racial slurs.
The 47 year old man wassentenced to eight years in prison
and will not be eligible forparole for four years.
This man's comments werealmost as racist as the text that
Scott sent me last time hisdaughter ate watermelon.

(01:05:34):
So that means our second storyis from Florida where a man turned
in his own father after hefound child porn on his phone after
trying to help him log backinto his email account.
Darren, you know what to do.
God, I swear Kendrick Lamar isgoing to write a song about you before
long.
Anyways, that's it for me this week.
Back to you guys.
Impressive.
Thank you so much.
Ryan knows that the Eagles wonthe super bowl and who.

(01:05:54):
Kendrick Lamar is very impressive.
There's a lot that happened inthere that I'm surprised about.
So Chris and Darren, I, I, I,I feel like you would be very, very
proud of me.
So yesterday we're at,yesterday we're at Epcot and I'm,

(01:06:14):
I'm live streaming on TikTokand we run into some friends of Rachel's
and their son is wearing, Ican tell it's, it's John Cena.
He's wearing a John Cena shirt.
And I'm like, oh, you know youlike John Cena?
And he's like, oh yeah, yeah.
And he's like, do you watch wrestling?
I'm like, oh absolutely.
No, you didn't say absolutely.
You go, yeet, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:06:38):
And, and they're like, ohwell, who's your favorite wrestler?
And I was like, well, say his name.
And then he starts saying, thetwo of them start saying.
And he appears and we'reclapping and all that.
So I have this full onconversation with him.
I was like, who do you thinkJey Uso is gonna fight in in WrestleMania?
And he's like, ah, Gunther.
And I'm like, I don't know, man.
I was like, he seemed like hewas trying to take on Cody Rhodes.

(01:07:01):
And I'm like, do you thinkCody Rhodes is gonna go heel?
It's like, no, no, no.
That's just his name.
The Nightmare.
American Nightmare.
Full on conversation.
So you've watched wrestlingfor two weeks.
I know.
I'm already an expert.
I have already put 200 dol.
So to beat Gunther in WrestleMania.

(01:07:23):
Can't wait for him to fightCody Rhodes.
Well, then I don't lose anything.
I think the most impressivething about that whole conversation
was the fact that Scott walkedaway and still doesn't understand
why Rachel won't have sex with him.
Hey, Chris.
Scott, you got any clips?

(01:07:44):
Scott, we didn't talk aboutthe biggest thing that happened to
us this week.
Like the single most biggestthing that happened to us this week.
Okay, you're right.
I forgot.
I, I don't even have itwritten down.
Should we jam it in or shouldwe save it for next week?
Well, I don't know thatthere's going to be enough.
We're talking about it now, so.
We're talking about it now.
All right.
I, I, I think of this ideathis week I'm trying to revive our

(01:08:06):
Tik Tok and Instagram withsome fun meme posts and stuff.
And I.
So Kanye west, in the midst ofall this, starts tweeting out the
most insane stuff.
And I quote, I am a Nazi.
Hail Hitler.
Which I'm quoting Kanye west.
And now I know that I'm goingto be cliffed now.

(01:08:29):
Oh my gosh, this is, that's so bad.
Anyway, Kanye west is tweetingall these things.
Lots of bad things about the Jews.
Lots of bad things about.
It was really just about Jews.
Yeah, he just like, I haven'tseen any of this.
Look it up.
It is.
But anyway, so I tried.
He said, call me Yadolf Hitler.

(01:08:52):
Yeah, yeah.
He's obviously going throughromantic episode and I feel bad that
he has nobody.
That's, that is like sayinglike, you need some help.
Because obviously says theentire world.
Yeah.
Only 7.2 billion people aretelling him, hey, you may need help.
Anyway.
Well, some people are saying,yo necessito help.

(01:09:15):
So I was, I was like, what?
So I, I'm like, okay, it'd bereally funny to turn these tweets
into a song with like an AImusic generator.
So I, I, most of the stuff wasgetting flagged.
I could not generate most ofthe tweets that he was saying.
Turns out that AI does notsupport the Third Reich.

(01:09:39):
So I, I, I took the mostinnocent tweets I turned it into.
I actually, honestly, I triedto make it a sea shanty.
I thought that'd be funny.
And for some reason, AIdoesn't know what a sea shanty is.
It made it into a countrysong, which was even better.
So Part one of Kanye WestTweets as a country Song was an overnight
success and is now sitting at1.2 million views on Instagram.

(01:10:03):
So I put it, I put the videoon Twitter and I have so mad.
30, 30 people saw the tweet.
Well, one of those 30 peoplehas a following of 800, 000 people
and stole the tweet andcredited us by saying someone made
Kanye west tweets into acountry song and never credited me.

(01:10:23):
It goes viral.
This, this tweet, if yousearch Kanye west as a country, Kanye
west tweets country song,hundreds of videos pop up.
It's all my stand, it's allthe stuff that I created it.
If you just google Kanye westcountry song, it pops up.
It's everywhere.
It's on Instagram, it's everywhere.
My brother in law, today oryesterday, he said, holy crap, that's

(01:10:47):
Chris's work.
Like, because he's seen itfrom an unreal, this thing has gone
insane.
And then I'm tweeting at the guy.
Oh, you can't even credit me.
And some guys credit you for what?
It's AI like, I don't know,come with the idea and creating it.
Like, what do you like?
Everybody else that does stuffon the Internet.
So anyway, this is why I have.
To remind Chris all the timeon all of our merch.
Make sure you put the wordpodcast or put the name of the podcast

(01:11:09):
on there.
It can't just be fun.
It's gotta have the name on it.
Yeah, coming from, coming from.
And this is me ranting, coming.
And I'm a person who stealsother people's content and puts it
under our many 100.
But anyway, so I'm on Twitterand I'm scrolling through at dinner
last night, and I see Kanyewest tweet something out says Grammy

(01:11:30):
level, and I look to see whathe's responding to.
And it's our song.
No way.
It's.
Yeah, it's.
So I.
So Kanye west heard the songand tweeted it.
Tweeted about it.
So I.
Screenshot because he sadlydeactivated his Twitter yesterday.
And did he deactivate it?
Yeah, he signed off.

(01:11:51):
He said, good, good, goodmorning, I'm done with.
Or something like that.
It's something that made total sense.
I think Elon Musk took him off.
I think Elon liked it.
Elon was retweeting all the.
Not the.
The Jewish stuff.
I'm literally reading it on msn.
What about.
Yeah, the country song.

(01:12:12):
Is this the one that sayswhich one's yours?
Wait, wait, who.
Who reposted it?
Fear Buck.
Yeah, it's on msn.
Shut up.
There's it.
Netizens laugh as someoneturns Kanye's recent tweets into

(01:12:32):
a country song.
The melody actually fits oneday ago.
Yeah, a whole article waswritten about our song.
You should.
You should write in MSN andsay, we originated that.
That's what you.
Chris, do not let me down.
Okay, You.
You have the opportunity topick up the fumbled football.

(01:12:54):
It is NBC.
This is your moment.
And it was tweeted at art bysomeone named Soap Central.
Finish.
Finish the story.
Finish the story.
Finish the story.
I cannot believe that.
So, yeah, so Kanye was my.
My.
I am everywhere, but nowhereat the same time.
This podcast tonight couldhave had thousands of people watching

(01:13:16):
it.
Because if you would have putthe name on.
On the video.
Yeah, all you do is put the.
Name on Hip hop dot com.
Somebody turned Kanye west offkilter tweets into a sad country
song.
And it's glorious.
All right, so without furtherado, let's play the country song,
shall we?
Let's do it.
I turned down three foldersthis week with Make I wish kids in

(01:13:42):
wheelchairs.
I don't take photos.
Except for when I take photos.
Puff we love of you.
I move cutting the grass everycouple of years.

(01:14:05):
I don't want to go to yourfancy restaurants.
Ramin Noelles and do was madefor a reason.
If you see anyone around me,nobody that they are providing a
service.
Friends are for kids.
I just tweeted everything Icould think of, and I'm still alive.

(01:14:36):
I cannot believe this made theInternet, like, all over.
Yeah, I just.
I can't believe that it.
We finally had our moment.
It went viral.
It's everywhere.
And there's no logo.
It's like Patrick Mahomesthrowing two interceptions.
There's three interceptions.
I don't Remember how many?
Three last night.

(01:14:56):
No.
This would be like PatrickMahomes throwing three interceptions
and all three of them wouldhave been run in for pick sixes.
But they drop the ball at theone yard line and it gets ruled a
touchback.
That's the.
Can you use terms that Sarahand I would know?
This would be like MichaelCrawford in the opening night of

(01:15:20):
Phantom of the Opera fallingoff stage.
This is like.
I don't know that name.
This is like getting the bagof weed and having it and you're
so excited for it.
And then you open it up andit's a Retino.
Chris Congratulate.

(01:15:40):
It's super exciting.
Chris is all like.
Like, this was my work and itwas appreciated.
That's that at the end of theday, if that guy never stole it,
Kanye would have never seen itand this would be a big nothing burger.
What the one 1.2 million playson Instagram is insane.
It's awesome.
But Kanye west seeing that andreplying to it, I'm framing it like,
I'm printing that out andframe printing it out.

(01:16:01):
Xing out Fear Bucks name andframing it and putting on my wall.
So what we need to do, I.
I need everybody's help.
Okay.
We.
We need to start a movement.
Like, give us credit for ourwork, damn it.
Let's.
Yeah.
Because MSN says, quote,grammy level.
That's what Kanye said.

(01:16:22):
Is that what he said?
That's literally what he said.
Yeah.
I'm not on my dream Twitter.
My dream is that he is that heuses it as a sample in one of his
new songs.
Could you imagine?
Oh, well, then some big moneywould be.
Yeah.
Although I did look up theterms and conditions of Suno AI and
as if we don't have the promembership, then we technically don't

(01:16:44):
own the rights.
It's so exciting, but it'salso so frustrating at the same time.
This is why I always say putthe logo in everything you do.
Put the logo, put the logo.
I think he gets it.

(01:17:05):
I think he understands.
I'm proud of you, Chris.
Hey, Chris.
Thank you, Nick.
You got any Cliff Notes?
I do.
It's been quite the show.
A lot of stuff's happened, sonothing can stop this little boy
from recapping the day.
The Chris is Cliff Snow Sway.

(01:17:26):
We started off the showtalking about how to be exclusively
streamed the super bowl on Sunday.
A streaming version anyway.
Way the numbers came out andthey actually hit their highest concurrent
streaming numbers ever at 18.
Great.
It's not a lot, but it isstill about double of what Scott
gets at his home.
Tik Tok lives.
Oh, my God.

(01:17:48):
God damn it.
Scott's the only person thatgets excited when, like a Pakistani
nationalist that can't speakEnglish comes on to battle him.
They're doing what to battle him?
We.
We talked about how Scott wentto the Eagles parade today.
He was surrounded by Eaglesfans there very eagly.

(01:18:10):
He hasn't been surrounded bythat many riled up scumbags since
January 6th.
Oh, my God.
Scott said that he's neverwatched the Puppy Bowl.
That's because he likes them alittle bit older.
Oh, my God.
Sarah bought tickets to meetMillie Bobby Brown Bon Jovi.

(01:18:32):
It's a mouthful.
She found out right before shewent that she canceled.
Damn, Sarah, you guys werehalfway there.
Whoa.
Sarah talked about how shecollects all things Ringo Star now.
Horrible choice consideringhe's the least favorite Beetle, if
you thought that was bad.
Though she also collectsautographs of Robin from Batman and

(01:18:54):
Robin, Luigi and Hawkeye.
And lastly, Nick told us thatSean told the audience why he's like
Spider Man.
And you know what they always say.
With great power comes.
And those are my Cliff Notes.

(01:19:15):
Thank you so much, Chris.
Does anybody have anythingexciting going on with the kids this
week?
I'm showing my girlfriend Starwars for the first time.
Wow.
Wow.
Wait, does she call you Daddy?
Is that why you answered?
Oh, geez.
Wait, hold on.
Go ahead, Sarah.

(01:19:35):
Well, what happened with mewas Lewis showed me Star wars for
the first time, and I'msitting at a Star wars desk in a
Star wars house.
As you can see behind me, Ihave a case.
And then they watched the movie.
So wait a second.
You had never seen Sarah,you'd never seen Star wars until
you and Lewis got together?
Never.
No.

(01:19:56):
My.
My.
My claim to fame.
Not really.
My great aunt dated William Shatner.
So.
What?
Yeah, they went to schooltogether in Canada, so they dated.
Apparently.
He's.
He's an.
She called him Billy.
Billy Shatner said he wasn'tvery nice.

(01:20:16):
I didn't like him very much,but she still dated him, so we always
just were like Trekkies.
If anything, I'm the only 31in my family.
Sarah's officially the coolestperson from Canada, right?
Yeah, I have.
Yeah.
Guys, see, the good thingabout me is that I.

(01:20:37):
I'm actually a Canadian citizen.
Oh, that's my favorite state.
So I can run away if I want to.
Until then.
Can always go south towardsthe Gulf of America.
Sarah heard it's nice thistime of year.
Actually, it's not south foryou, I guess it's just like three
steps to the left or something.
Well, I can't fly.

(01:20:57):
We'll just start swimming toPuerto Rico.
At least it's an island.
It's pretty down there.
So I don't have anythingexciting coming up this week with
my kid, but I do have a funnykid story.
I had my first poop bath.
Oh, so good.
So now you've graduated fromrubbing it under your eyes to now
you're taking a bath in.
It had nothing to do with her.

(01:21:18):
So Emily took the dog.
It's actually an improved smell.
Emily took the dog to the vet.
So I did nighttime routinewith Ellie.
So I'm giving her a bath.
She starts grunting.
I know what this means.
So I start freaking out.
Like, what do you do in asituation mid poop?
I think this is pick her up.
And put her on the toilet.
So that's what I was gonna do.
So I pick her up.
I was actually gonna run to aroom with her naked, dripping wet
to get a diaper, which was thedumbest thing.

(01:21:40):
I was actually gonna take adirty diaper out of the trash anyway.
I don't know what I was goingto do.
Do.
I don't know what I was gonna do.
There's a diaper sitting rightnext to me that I just took her.
Just took out, like, her outof to get a bath.
I was just gonna, like.
Yeah, so it's probably not dirty.
Just, you know, brought herover that or something and.
And let her do her businessthere anyway.
But, like, she's.
She's grunting.
I pick her up, and a littleturd falls out into the bathtub,

(01:22:03):
which I was kind of happyabout because it was a constipated
turd.
Thank goodness for constipatedbabies and little constipated turd.
And so I get a little doggy bag.
Did I ever throw that away?
I kept going to my bathroom.
The answer all over.

(01:22:24):
It smells horrible in here.
I wonder why he's got a houseinfested with ants.
Light a candle.
They're bad.
They're everywhere, by the way.
But not.
Not a lot.
It's just like, one crawlingin, like, the most random.
Anyway, hunting season'scoming, so I just started blasting
Kanye West.
They all got scared.
So I'm gonna write this down.

(01:22:52):
Please remove poop bag from bathroom.
Don't forget, baby, you couldblow out the candle.
I know what it is.
So.
So I get the poop out ofthere, put in the trash can, and
then I Sit her back down inthe bathtub.
And then my.
Well, there's poo.
It has poop water now.

(01:23:12):
So I drained the bathtub and Ifill it back.
I'm like, you know what wouldclean this is a bubble bath.
So I scored so much of herdouble her soap.
You know what would clean thisis a bubble bath.
Yeah, it's soap.
Dude.
Dude.
So you didn't like scrub the area?
It was like, it was in therefor two seconds.

(01:23:34):
A little poop nugget.
It was in there for twoseconds and I just grabbed it out
real quick of the dog bag.
Five second rule.
Exactly.
So I drink it went down, youknow, the water went down the drain.
So I'm like, let me.
I'm not eating off my showerfloor, Scott.
I don't need to.
So I, I give her a bubble bat.

(01:23:54):
I.
I start putting the bottle.
This would be so much fun.
Make for really great pictures.
Until I realized she's noteven nine months old.
She's going on to eat the.
Out of these bubbles.
And the literal.
Because it's not clean.
Because it's just so.
So they were bubbles.
No, but.
So I.
So it was horrible.
I had the.
Which I learned for the firsttime that the, when you first turn

(01:24:15):
the, the water on that thestuff that comes out of the bottom
there, that's a foot wash.
It's considered like where youwash your feet.
Yeah.
So I had to keep that on thewhole time because I had a cup.
And every time she'd get thebubbles and it looked like she looked
like a crack addict with these bubbles.
She would go down, hold thebubbles, start shaking, and then
just go towards her face.

(01:24:37):
So I had to get the cup andjust throw the water onto her hand.
So before her hands went inher mouth cleaning the bubbles, I
was, I was getting so stressedout and that.
And also she's trying to standin the bathtub now.
She's standing everywhere.
Now she's trying to stand up.
Like, stop, you can't do that.
She's getting mad at me.
She's trying to eat more bubbles.
And so then it's like, okay,I'm done bathing her.

(01:24:58):
And because at that point I'mlike, this, the bubble water probably
cleaned her.
So I.
So then I'm like, how do Irinse her off?
There's just soapy water everywhere.
So I had to just.
I put her under like a dollunderneath the foot wash.
And I'm just like rotating herlike a roast pig.
Underneath the, Underneath thefoot wash?
No, that's when you.
You do that football hold.

(01:25:19):
You hold her with, like, one.
One arm and you take theshower and you douse her down.
It was.
That's a really good idea.
Take notes next time.
Yeah.
So horrible.
Horrible.
We got our first poo bath.
The funny thing is I did get apicture because the first thing that
I instinctively do as soon asthe poop goes in there is I put her
back in the bathtub and took apicture because it was so funny because
you can see, like, the littleturd and she's just screaming.

(01:25:42):
She's so.
She's so upset.
Great picture.
Gonna be.
It'll be like, for her 18th birthday.
It'll be like one of thepictures on the wall.
Probably first poop bath.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
But.
Yeah.
So that was my big event.
Nice.
This week.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, Darren, where can ourlisteners find you?
By the way, this is a goodValentine's Day episode.

(01:26:02):
Oh, yeah.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
Happy Valentine's Day.
You can find me managing theParents Night Out.
Twitter.
Yeah.
Parents Knit out.
Knit out.
That's right.
We are back on X.
Parents knit Out.
I couldn't.
Couldn't fit night.

(01:26:23):
That was okay.
So out of everything.
So Parents Night Out.
Take it on.
On Twitter or you can't fit it.
I think probably the worstalternative alternative would be
Can I talk Tonight?
The worst alternative wasprobably Parents knit Out.
Like, you're gonna put like,piano podcast or.
Or parents each just.

(01:26:44):
It looked like.
It looked like you didn't knowhow to spell like it looks.
You could have spelled it like night.
Like K, N, I, G, H, T.
If anybody wants to edit it,go right for it.
We only have three followersright now, so it doesn't matter.
We had four, but then Kanye deactivated.

(01:27:04):
So, Darren, where can ourlisteners find you?
I'm managing the.
And the.
That's it.
Okay, Nick, you can find me onInstagram at Emotional Supports Gay
Nick.
And on all social mediaplatforms at Sam Piper Vacations
to book all of your vacation planning.
Sarah, you can find me on onesocial media platform.

(01:27:25):
Tick tock at Super Sarah 94.
Chris.
Follow us on Instagram.
What is our Instagram handle?
I.
I have no idea.
You guys changed it.
But all of our links are onour website.
Yeah, it's gonna.
What's our website?
That has not changed.

(01:27:46):
Go to no friends podcast.comfor all of our socials.
That's right.
And you can connect with allof us.
All of our social media linksare on our website.
So check that out.
Become a Patreon member.
Check out our sweetmerchandise and if you listen to
us on Apple or Google, wellcan't we to us on Google, Apple or

(01:28:07):
Spotify please leave us a review.
5 star rating really helps us out.
Also check us out on theYouTube every single Monday night
8pm Eastern Standard Time andthen also on the Tik Tok.
But all of our links are right there.
Join our discord for free.
Just check out our our website.
It'll get you right on there.

(01:28:27):
Well, on behalf of game masterRyan, Our producer Alex thewisemandarren.com
Nick Sarah, Chris, I'm Scott.
Thank you so much for watchingor listening.
We'll see you next time.
See you later.
Poopy Bus.
No new friends Just the oldand the bold in the world of Kiss

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