Insensitive Voices

In this Episode Scott has a celebrity sighting update. Chris makes a questionable voice decision. Nick brings us some disturbing news in regard to stripping LGBTQ+ rights. Nick joined a kick ball league??? Gene Hackman update and so much more.

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My name is Scott.
I'm the host.
With me as always, the scumbagreselling hoarder himself.

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Chris.
Shout out to will from Cherry Hill.
The Jewish American princess.
Sarah, hello.
Our emotional support.
Gay Nick.
It's a me.
I'm a gay.
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I never have an early release.
And our producer, Redbeard.
The producer Alex.
Arg me the podcast.

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So guys, there's an update ona story that I shared with you all
a couple weeks ago.
Sarah, you work in a resort.
You see famous people all the time.
I do.
Have you ever gone up to themto tell them that you follow them

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or taken a picture with themor anything like that?
I am not allowed to or else Iwould lose my job.
Okay.
It's also two totally different.
But I wanted to.
Okay, yeah.
We've had a lot of people and I.
I have not been able to.
It's very difficult actually.
Gotcha.
Nick, what about you?
There's.
I've gotten some pictures andautographs with some people.

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The one Time that I couldn'twas my Justin Timberlake bartending
thing that I regret.
Gotcha.
Okay, Darren, you're in thenature of your job.
You're not allowed to talk tothem either.
Yeah, I can.
I also can't talk to them.
I've actually got.
I got a slight reprimand one time.
There was a person nearby thatI could not talk to.

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And, like, I was like, oh, myGod, I really want to talk to him.
And I, like, went around acorner and I was like, hey, I need
to walk away because so andso's right over there.
I'm going to lose my job.
And they heard that, and thenthey told their person that is represented
by my company that they heard that.
And then the person went to mymanagement and I got in slate trouble
for that.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
What a narc.

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Sounds like a Judy Hopps.
Yeah.
Now, now, Chris, you.
You take professional photosat a New Jersey mall, and you saw
Jordan Sparks and her entirefamily took a picture and then took
that picture and posted onsocial media, Right?
Funny you should say that.
Yeah, I do work at a localestablishment and I.
I did see their family.
I didn't know you got a job.
Yeah, actually, yeah.

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At a local park.
And yeah, I.
I stabbed it and put it on Facebook.
And no repercussions.
No repercussions at all.
You're never going to get introuble for that.
All right, so if you encourage it.
If you recall, a couple monthsago when Ryan was in town, I shared
that I this Disney collegeprogram employee on Instagram and,

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like, she's pretty muchvlogged her college program experience.
And when I was with Ryan atAnimal Kingdom, I just happened to
know where she worked becauseshe shared it on her videos where
she was getting assigned.
And I saw her and ran up toher and took a picture and said,
oh, my gosh, I follow you on Instagram.
Can I get a picture with you?
This is a.
Oh, no.

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True story that I've sharedwhere I saw the college program.
What?
It's just a shocking hearingit again, right, Chris?
I wish that this is where thestory ended, but I have an update.
I have an update.
So, as you know, I work in.
In a restaurant in a resortthat's near Disney.
Guys.

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I saw this college programemployee at my restaurant.
Her and her boyfriend were dying.
Her and her boyfriend were dining.
And as they're getting up toleave, I'm.
I'm walking towards the kitchen.
Chris.
And I'm like, don't say anything.
Don't Say anything.
Don't say anything.
Don't say anything.
And I was halfway in thekitchen, and then I stopped and I

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turned back around and I went up.
Sarah's shaking her head.
She knows.
She knows what I'm capable of.
And I go, I've just done thatso many times where I'm like, don't
say anything.
Don't say anything.
Don't say anything.
No, I'm going to say something.
Yeah.
Word vomit.
Yeah.
So I go up to the two of themand I say to her, I follow you on

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Instagram.
And her boyfriend thought itwas the coolest thing ever.
She.
Her face turns bright red.
Like, she's got red hair, andher face matches her hair.
And she's probably like, couldthis guy leave me alone?
Because she's from England.
And the terrible Englishredheads in English.
England.

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Maybe Ireland.
I don't know.
Happy St.
Patrick's Day.
Oh, happy St.
Patrick's Day.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So I wish that that's all that happened.
I wish that that's how we left it.
Oh, no.
Like.
Like I would with a celebrity.
I say to her, and this is nota celebrity.
This is a Disney collegeprogram person.

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She's an Instagram person.
She's an Instagram person.
Right.
And so I go up to her and Isay after.
I say, I follow you on Instagram.
I was like, I don't know ifyou're going to remember this, but
one day a couple of monthsago, I ran up to you at Animal Kingdom
and took a picture with you.
She's like, I know.
I have the police report.

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She's like, now I have the name.
I know you where you work.
Now that's Chris.
That was the worst part.
The first time when I wasdrunk, at least I could say I was
fueled by Bud Light.
Yeah, I was at work.
So you just admitted that youdrink on the job, I hope, anyway.

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Apparently so.
Scott.
I.
I don't know what is wrongwith me.
This was a low point in mylife when after I went back to the
back, I was like, I can'tbelieve I just did that.
I have to call Chris.
And I did.
And he did.
I called Chris and I was like,dude, I have to tell you the story.

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I hung up on him.
I don't know you anymore.
I don't even want to beassociated with this crime.
But did she recognize you?
Or, like, did.
She was like, oh, yeah, I remember.
Imagine if that was Justin.
Oh, if it was Justin.
Oh, my God.
If Justin came into myrestaurant, Scott.
Would Be on a list.
Yeah.
Another list.

(07:57):
I'd be several.
Several things.
More vacations Nick took thisyear or list that Scott's on.
Pretty close.
That's a fun game to every.
Pretty close.
But if Justin came in my restaurant.
If he did what in your restaurant?
Oh.
Okay.
I.
I have to.

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I have to tell you guys something.
So Darren.
Okay, our.
Our longest running joke iswhen we say something that is a double
entendre or a.
When we say, hey, we're goingto come somewhere.
Yeah.
It's immediately turned intothe other version of it.
Sure.
So I.

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A friend of mine got Racheland I into Epic Universe today.
We got to experience Epic Universe.
And if you want to book a tripto Epic Universe, make sure you reach
out to Nick at Sandpiper Vacations.
He's got all the.
All the goods.
And they just released newtickets now.
So you can do single daytickets now, which was a hot mess

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before.
But yeah, he doesn't just do.
Do Disney vacations everybody.
He doesn't just do Disney cruise.
He doesn't just do trips to Idaho.
He can book a trip to EpicUniverse and Universal Orlando.
This.
This friend must be reallycool if he let you go to Epic Universe
on the first day of friendsand family preview.

(09:22):
That's cool.
It was the first day offriends and family preview.
First day and you got to go in first.
The same guy that you told mewas a huge dick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, has a cage stick or.
Yeah, maybe that's what it was.
Maybe it broke up.
He's jealous.
It's okay.

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Now this friend is alsofriends with Darren.
So Darren was with us as well.
Oh, I was.
Oh so good.
So Darren and I all day werethis double entendre with the, you
know, the, the.
Hey, are you.
Are you.
Are you coming with us?
And, and, and him and I werenon stop.

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Well, Rachel does not approveof that speaking and was like, is
this going to be an all day thing?
And I said probably.
Just deal with it.
Yeah, Scott.
I too learned that when I geta couple drinks in me that I just
totally deflect to Chris fromParents Night out podcast.
I was at a.

(10:24):
I was at a party on Saturday night.
Mind you, not one of my friends.
He's my friend now, but it wasa friend because of Emily.
Emily's.
It's all Emily's co workers there.
And now I gotta.
I gotta re retract because heis my friend.
We text during like every WWEpay per view and he listens to this
podcast.
So he is my friend.
No, no, it's another.

(10:44):
It's actually another friend.
Is it me Lord?
And, but anyways, he's the guyI shouted out because he asked for
a shout out.
Oh, sorry, Sarah.
At the Last Supper, Jesus toldeverybody that someone was going
to betray them.
So they all went around.
Is it lord?
Is a me Lord?
So why would you say that in aBritish accent?
I don't know, Mon Python.
I don't know Eastern.

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It was me Lord.
How is that?
How.
Okay, how is you doing aBritish accent?
Not insensitive.
But then when I do a MiddleEastern accident accent where it's
historically accurate, oh, allof a sudden it's insensitive?
Why?
Why?
Why are Indian accents orMiddle Eastern accents insensitive?
But we can all do the Britishaccent or the Australian accent.

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Screw them.
Because at least for equality,at least.
We can say that we lookEnglish or we look Australian.
We don't look Middle Eastern.
Yes, I do.
Just because you look homelessand unkept and just like, maybe white
Jesus doesn't mean that.

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Sorry.
Not homeless, unhoused, or atraveler and unkept and look like
white Jesus doesn't mean thatyou can use it.
It grinds my gears.
I'll get on to the story thatI was telling.
It grinds my gears.
Can do a really good MiddleEastern accent and African accent
because I've done a lot ofBubba Job translation videos and
I can't even.
I can't even use them.
Yeah, I feel gypped that Ican't hear.

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Well, the official languagenow is English, so we can't use anything
but dialect.
Listen, that's true.
Listen, if I, if I do thedialect in English, then it's fine.
Okay, go for it.
No, I can't now.
You just belittled me.
So anyway, so I'm at thisparty with friends.
Yeah, that's.
That's fair.

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Heads up.
You'd be binging at me.
Oh, man, I'm very offensive tonight.
I can say it.
Okay, so speaking of which.
Sorry, I can say it.
So speaking of midgets, thereI was listening to the radio the
other day and they were doingan Advertisement For a St.
Patrick's Day event.
And they're like, and we'vegot leprechaun wrestling.
And I'm like, oh, my God.

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Like, that's offensive.
I was a prodigy until I toremy Achilles.
Anyway, anyway, so at partywith Emily's closest co workers and
friends and I just.
As soon as I got three carbombs in me is what they're called.
Yeah.
Call it that anymore.

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Yeah, I'm a great guest.
Love us.
You're great.
You can't say car bomb in thesame segment that you're doing a
Middle Eastern accent.
Dare me to say it in a MiddleEastern accent.
So.
Chris, I dare you.
I did.
Not kidding.
Listen, I was done after twoand then I'm.
I'm too good of a guest.

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I took a third and I off.
In fact, I'm so good of aguest that when I went into their
powder room, it said get naked.
You know those get nakedsigns, like in the bathrooms?
You know the bathrooms, likethey sell at home.
Good.
Says get naked.
Cuz it's funny that.
It is.
You're in a.
You're in a bathroom, like fora shower.
Is your friend gay?
It said get naked.
Okay, so wait, listen, I.
I said get.
Said get naked.
There it is, what I'm talking about.

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It says get naked.
And then so I, I totallyderoved because I'm a good.
I'm a good guest.
And then I, I read the restand I said, just kidding.
This is a path bath.
I was like, oh my go.
So I had to dress myself.
That was a joke I was tellingall night.
Anyway, so.
So anyway, after telling thatjoke, one of Emily's co workers was
like, yeah, When I came outinto the deck, girl, he's like, you

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want the deck?
Oh, man, I gotta stop withthese car bombs.
But yeah, I just totally.
I listen, I was so drunk thatI did Cliff Notes before I left.
Anyway, Middle Easternaccents, huh?
Am I right?
Jeff Dunham doesn't.
And he's praised.

(14:34):
Well, he uses puppets, though.
Yeah, the puppets use the voice.
You can be racist as long as you.
As long as he is a puppet.
Edit for satire.
That's it.
Scott's.
Scott's going on Amazon tonight.
Order a puppet.
Avenue Q taught us that aslong as you use a puppet, it's fine.

(14:56):
Yeah, Scott's like, I'veunlocked how to use slurs.
Sarah, have you ever, whenyou're at work, have you ever gotten
into podcast Sarah mode andstart dropping, you know, my husband's
chorizo jokes or anything like that?
Yeah, no, that's just what yousee here is just me normally, so

(15:17):
there's no exaggeration ever.
So, yeah, I do.
I just had a conversation withthe girls because I almost said a
bad word and I said, I.
I'm just going to tell youright now, okay?
I'm a sailor outside of this.
You guys get my customerservice filter.
And when you're not around andyou're asleep.
Game on.

(15:38):
I.
It's.
It's always there.
So, yeah, they definitely get that.
And.
And I do talk a lot, guys.
I really do.
I promise.
My co workers are always like.
I literally had a co worker ofmine when I first met her husband,
he went, oh, nice to meet you.
You're the one that doesn'tshut up.

(16:00):
Right?
Like, ye, that's me.
Thank you.
You know what?
It.
You know what else Itransitioned into there was?
Congrats.
No, thanks.
Welcome.
Early for Pride Month.
So, first of all, no, I did doa Q, G and a.
A.
A gay Q, G and A.
I'm sorry.

(16:20):
It's the beer.
It's the.
It's the.
I did do Q and gay with my.
With Emily's friend who's.
Who's gay.
And I was asking her a bunchof questions.
And then so, like, all thepodcast things started coming to
me after.
After these car bombs.
So the drinks, I wasn't impersonating.

(16:43):
So I.
So I did the Q and gay.
And then I also.
Somebody brought up a vasectomy.
I was like, actually, funnystory about that.
My friends getting one.
I was like, oh, so you justjerk off on the bus now?
Because I had no idea that itwasn't like a whisper and it was
more like a same butdifferent, separate but equal.
Wait.
Oh, my God.

(17:04):
Wow.
I'm sorry.
Scott.
Scott.
Scott texted me a bunch ofstuff before this.
He's very upset with theVenezuelans being deported.
He's like, I think I was goingto invite them to my house.
Alex, we have to cut thisentire segment.
Just.
Just cut the whole show.
At this point, you're speakingof Kyung Gay.

(17:25):
I.
I do have something that Iwant to bring up that involves the
community, and I feel likeit's time for you guys to move.
I'm gay.
Move.
I'm gay.
Here he comes all fears off Strutting.

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In the shimmering.
Bling.
High rainbow in the sky he'sthe fierce one kicking down every
door.

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I love that music.
It was making me.
It was making me happy for aminute, but I'm actually.
Scott cut that off faster thana Jewish doctor during circumcision.
I'm kind of upset, but anyway, well.
I'm kind of sad.
There was some stuff thathappened in the news this week, so
I don't want to get too muchinto politics because I've been struggling
a lot with politics lately,and unfortunately, a lot of people

(18:36):
don't realize that there's alot of lgbtq Rights that are being
taken away right now.
And there's stuff in the worksof possibility getting even more
rights taken away, includinggay marriage, which would completely
suck if that happened.
Yes.
But the latest thing that cameout that really, really struck a
nerve with me is the fact thatthey are now trying to ban poppers.

(19:02):
What?
Yes.
They are getting the FDA to ban.
Put a ban on poppers.
So the gays are in an uproarbecause how are we gonna have sex
with all the poppers?
I guess you guys bend over andI'll show you.
Well, the old school way.
Like, they did it in.
They didn't.

(19:22):
I guess.
I mean, if I wanted a pinky inmy butt, I could do it.
My.
Yeah, this.
You ever just try relaxing?
Oh, and that.
Isn't that the same thing?
Just relax.
And then it just.
I'm gonna buy stock andVaseline at this point.
If the poppers are gonna be.

(19:43):
If poppers are gonna bebanned, let's buy some stock and
Vaseline.
Nick might get a rest.
Some.
The gazi is Crisco.
But.
You all dressing a turkey over there.
What the.
Was like.
I'm sorry, I can't.
I gotta stop.
It's.
It's.
It's oily and it helps, I guess.

(20:04):
I don't know about that, but yeah.
So apparently this is really athing that the government is going
after the poppers now.
So not very happy.
Guys, this is the worst thingI've ever heard.
Especially coming back from acruise where we had like 50 gay guys
on board.
So obviously lots of poppers involved.

(20:26):
I should have stocked up whenI was down there.
Are there maybe other side effects?
I mean, you could have a heart.
Attack, I guess so Maybethat's why they're bad.
Maybe it's not the homophobia.
But I just look up sideeffects as.
Gay sex is a side effect.
That's.
I think.
I think it makes you gay.

(20:47):
Listening to.
Excessive listening tochaperone is a side effect.
Pink Pony Club.
Very good.
Very good.
Thank you.
And now we can't go to thePink Pony Club without our poppers.
Poppers also make you laughand giggle at the gay bars.
So they do fun things besidesjust sex.
At least it sucks.

(21:07):
No, it's.
It just loosens you up.
Just makes you literally feel fun.
Yeah, in more ways than one.
So I'll keep you guys updatedon this.
Please let me know if it getspassed through Congress or Trump
or whoever is handling this now.
I don't even know.
I'll tell you what, Nick.
What an interesting.

(21:28):
If nothing else, if this doesget taken away, we should do a watch
party for the congress sessionwhere they debate it.
I think that would be.
And then you can take popperswhile you're.
While you're watching it.
Oh, yeah, I'd be.
We'll take hits all night.
The advocates for it would belike, I'm on poppers right now, Senator.
And then, well, in some state.

(21:49):
So in some states, like Ohio,you're not allowed to go to the store
to buy poppers.
You have to say, I want to buynail polish remover.
Or it used to be called videohead cleaner to clean your VHS tapes.
Chris, a VHS tape wassomething that you put in a vcr.
I think that's what it wascalled back in the day.
I don't know.

(22:09):
You say anything, I'd believe you.
Yeah.
So that's the biggest gay newsright now.
And I mean, if they come aftermy marriage next, I don't.
I don't even know.
But don't mess with my poppers.
Don't mess with your poppers?
Yeah.
Or the butt plugs or the strapons.
Every.
Just nothing.
Let us.
Let us enjoy it, Sarah.

(22:29):
Is there any Gene Hackman update?
Jewish American princess neverbreaks the sweat Queen of one liners
she's quick on the beat supernerd power makes her foes retreat

(22:55):
she steps in the ring and it'sall eyes on her glasses gleam bright
she's about to conquer Book inone hand Throwing punches with flair
Knowledge is her weapon so youbetter beware Sarah in the ring she's
the reigning queen Brains andbrawn are a.

(23:17):
Sire well, their dogs foundhomes that's great.
I know.
That's so exciting.
That's the extent of what I see.
I did get a notificationearlier that something else happened.
Oh, what?
I don't know.
I was at the gym.
I'm so sorry.

(23:39):
That wasn't helpful.
It came through on my watch.
And I'm like, oh, I shouldprobably know this information, but
continued with my workout.
Well, they did make adiscovery that his wife actually
died a day later than theyoriginally thought.
So 6 and 7.
Yeah, that's big news.
They thought that she died onthe 11th, but she made three calls

(24:04):
to a private medical clinic onthe morning of February 12th and
then missed a return call inthe afternoon.
Very romantic.
Right before Valentine's Day.
I heard Universal you.
And I guess since you just sawEpic Universe today.
Is it true that Epic Universeacquired the rights to her body because
they couldn't afford theanimatronic mommy.
So they just used her.
That is true.
Just ju.
Her.

(24:24):
Yeah, that is true.
Because she mummified so fast,they, you know, they got it right
away.
Waste not, want not.
Well, thank you, Sarah.
I appreciate.
I don't know that we're goingto get much more.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I.
Listen, this is big news.
I didn't know that they.

(24:44):
They found houses for the dogs.
Homes for the dogs.
Yeah, it says.
It says they're doing great.
So that's exciting.
I.
I mean, that's a traumaticexperience they went through.
Yeah.
What a nice ending to a segment.
Well, here's a nicer ending segment.
The dead doll.
They just called Scott to askfor advice what to do with that body.
Oh, my God.

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Speaking of mummies and allthat, the monster ride is one of
the coolest rides I've everbeen on.
I can't give details about my day.
Obviously they were.
What?
I said, it's kind of mid.
Yeah, they were very stricton, like, you can't take pictures,
you can't record, you can'tstream on social media.

(25:30):
You couldn't even FaceTime.
They threatened to cut offScott's penis and he said, well,
good thing I only have an inch.
And one ball.
Why did you just wear yourfancy glasses?
So I was going to, but myfriend said, I will kill you.
Yeah, so he does sound like a dick.

(25:52):
I think he was just a big dick.
Yeah.
Darren, you thought he was adick too, didn't you?
I thought he had called me.
No, he had.
He had a big dick.
But Darren called mespecifically and said, this guy is
an soul.
Yeah, I think actually now I'mcoming to think I think he's talking
about you, Scott.
But what's funny is like, yougo to order your food and they don't
have like counter service,like traditional counter service.

(26:15):
Just like in.
In the studios and islands,you have to pull out your phone and
like do the QR code with thecamera and like I had.
I had like 18 universalsecurity people jumping on me.
I was like, I just want toorder a taco.
Like, what's going on here?
Because he tried to ordereight tacos and it was.
The ma max was three, like oneper guest, sir.

(26:39):
But it was fun.
The food was really good.
The areas.
I can't wait till it opens tothe public and you all get to see
it.
It's incredible.
It does open May 22.
If you are wondering out there.
Packages are on sale nowthrough the end of 2025.
And they're running promotionsright now for Universal.
Buy two days, get two days free.
Nice.

(26:59):
Speaking of packages, now youhave me thinking about your vacation
because all I saw saw was yourpackage in a mud bath.
I saw your package.
Where else?
I saw it in a few places, but the.
The mud bath was definitelythe most interesting.
Not to segue into your story,but you said package and I can't
stop thinking about it.
It's.
It's all over the Internetright now.
It is.
It's all over my Internet.
I have three screens and fourof them are you.

(27:23):
I'll send you the unpublished ones.
Sean already did.
Sharing is caring.
Yeah.
So we, Sean and I just gotback from Virgin.
Voy is an adult only cruise line.
I know I've talked about itbefore because this is my sixth time
on Virgin voyages in threeyears this month.

(27:44):
So we did an adults only cruise.
We sailed out of San Juan thistime, Puerto Rico, which is part
of the United States.
Hola, Sarah.
I did practice my Spanish whenI was there, but that was beautiful.
I heard you sailed into SanJuan too.
Or just Juan.
Not San Juan, just Juan.
Just Juan.
Just Juan.
Yeah.

(28:04):
One or does.
I love my own jokes sometimes.
So this itinerary was reallyunique and amazing.
We went to Tortola, St Lucia,Barbados, Antigua and St Martin.
So it was all southernCaribbean islands.

(28:25):
And it was just, it was trulyan amazing time.
We had in our group alone, wehad seven other cabins.
But what's really awesome andwhat I love about Virgin is the inclusivity.
I think I've talked about itbefore and that they are very LGBTQ
friendly, not only with thepassengers but with the crew.

(28:45):
They have a drag queen thatworks on board.
Oh, this is definitely not anAmerican owned company.
It is British.
Yeah.
Okay.
But Bahamas, the ships arebased, I.
Don'T know at the tax thing.
But yeah, like all cruiseships are basically based in Nassau.
My business is based out ofthe Bahamas as well.
That's why I could do the accents.

(29:08):
Isn't that funny that likethere's certain businesses that are
based out of certain placeslike multi level marketing or Ponzi
schemes are all based out of Utah.
It's the worst kept secret cruises.
Accountants, Jeffrey Epstein,all like just Caribbean.
They have different laws.
Yeah.
So we, we had a gay group onboard with us.

(29:28):
We called it Love is Love butwas really awesome.
Is one of the guys in ourgroup is very outgoing to the point
that he went up to everyperson on board that he thought was
Gay and invited them into agroup chat.
So we, we started a WhatsAppgroup chat.
I think by the end of thecruise we were up to like 60 people

(29:51):
in that group.
Missed opportunity that youcouldn't get 69.
I love you, Chris.
I'm already in it.
What was the name of the group chat?
So last year we had a group chat.
That one was called Friends ofFriends of Ursula.
Oh, like that.
Yes, I remember that.

(30:11):
Yeah.
Throwback to Friends of Dorothy.
Thank you.
I was gonna, I didn't know ifI had to retell that story but Friends
of Dorothy started that.
So this year what do you guysthink we named it?
Oh, it was based on a currentevents 9 11.
Not.
I'm just guessing.
How is my guess any worse thanany of yours?

(30:32):
Current maybe not so current.
Not Friends with Donald's andonly gay Sarah.
I I no I couldn't even speechless.
Think Scott, you should haveknown this one.
Friends of Galenda.

(30:52):
That's a, that's a really,that's really clever.
Yeah.
We literally use chat GPT thefirst day to figure out we're like
okay, we have wicked is likethe top thing.
It's gay.
Like we need something fun.
The name of group chats we didFriends of gay Linda.
Love that.
So we had an awesome group chat.
Like it was.

(31:12):
I think people loved itbecause we're at a time right now
where the gay community isbeing under attack and people are
going on their vacation andjust want to feel comfortable and
be seen.
So we had so much love andsupport in this group chats to the
point that the pictures andeverything was really great starting
out the week.
By the end of the week therewas butts in the group chat.

(31:35):
We had like a friendly photoshare of the day and it was like
posture post your photo ofwhat you're doing right now and there
were some shower pictures.
There was some naked butts ona beach.
It started to get a littleinteresting to the point that there
was a 65 year old man showinghis butt and it was actually in really

(31:59):
good shape.
Oh cool.
Well okay.
I know we, we kind of thoughtthe same thing at first when we saw
his name pop up.
And then we're like, oh good,nice ass when you're 60.
So good job.
No, you say ass the cheeks orthe, the See what he's working with
the cheeks.
Okay.
So you couldn't tell if he wason paupers or not is what I'm trying
to say.

(32:19):
Oh, I didn't see that.
Yeah, they weren't Spreadeagle or anything like that.
I don't know if you can you dothat on WhatsApp?
Let's find out.
Tell me a test.
Yeah.
What?
You can Send nudes on WhatsApp.
Zuckerberg, I think.
Yeah.
I mean, people did because Ithink it's all secure.
I mean, people did.
Did.
Scott, how do you know that?

(32:40):
No, I'm asking.
I don't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm asking a question.
Sarah, can you invite Lewis tothis chat?
We need.
We need research.
Yeah, yeah.
But we had a fun.
We had a fun time.
We invited.
We hosted another gay night onboard last year.
We had one where we invitedall the gays on the ship to basically

(33:01):
take over bar one night.
So we had a lot of people showup and it was just really nice to
just meet other people fromaround the country.
Some people from Europe aswell too.
You took over a bar?
We took over a bar.
The gays are kind of hostile.
I think I understand now whywe need to jail them all.
You took it over.
We just drink them all out of vodka.
That's what we do.

(33:21):
Oh, okay.
That's harmless.
Russian.
Russian vodka.
I don't think.
There we go.
That's why those anymore either.
So back to the mud bath portion.
So we went to St.
Lucia.
And then if you've not heardof St.
Lucia before, it is actually areally gorgeous island.
So the last time Sean and Iwent there, I was completely shit

(33:44):
face, hungover.
So the point that I prettysure I threw up in my mouth a couple
times.
So this time I was not hungover.
We did a really amazing excursion.
So St.
Lucia is very mountainous,which with mountains comes a lot
of windy, windy roads.
So we were getting a littlemotion sickness in the car.

(34:05):
But they take you to a volcano.
So this is a.
An active volcano that issteaming with like sulfur.
So it smelled like rotten eggsdriving through it.
Really gross.
But they take you to a mineralbath area.
So this area was actuallyreally fun.
We were super excited about it.
Highly recommended.

(34:25):
Definitely want to go back.
But you sit in these like hotsprings tubs basically and get covered
in like mud with differentminerals and stuff that are helped.
Semen.
I don't think it.
By the end of it, I got.
I got a little excited.
Like the sailors came.
Yeah, all the sailors.

(34:46):
Okay.
All the sailors.
The sailors did what?
That's not even an innuendo, Darren.
They did.
They did.
The sailors went to sea.
Men.
They want to see men.
They.
So they covered us with likemud and charcoal and you could have
fun with it and like put yourhands on other people, other people

(35:08):
in your group.
Scott, you can't, you can'tjust put it on random people.
We put our hands on each otherand put fingerprints and made abs
and stuff like that.
So you do that.
You hop in the bath again tokind of rinse off a little bit and
then they take you to a waterfall.
So there's this like 40 foottall waterfall just gushing water

(35:32):
down you.
And I'm wearing a speedoduring this.
Pretty sure the speedoeverybody saw all the.
And then everybody was gushingdown bits and pieces, so.
So those pictures are on theinterweb if you want to see them.
We will be sure to post morebecause there's a lot.

(35:52):
Awesome.
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(36:14):
that we can show you where togo and where not to go them.
Awesome.
Chris, how's your algorithm?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
So Facebook.
I don't even think I can sayit's incriminating, the stuff.
Scott.
Scott started sending meInstagram reels, which is better
than the Tik Toks.
So started sending meInstagram, which I do vibe with the

(36:36):
Instagram reels.
But when I say he startedsending me Instagram Reels, there's
47 that I haven't watched yetfrom today, from just today.
You were at Epic Universal Day.
You just sent him.
I don't know when he has the time.
Why do you think I don't know?
And I kid you not, like,usually when I go to the bathroom,
I'm in the shower.

(36:56):
I've been, I usually watch them.
But I've been gambling a lotin the shower recently, which I can
talk about because I've beenwinning money.
I don't talk about if I'mlosing money.
But yes, I have been gamblingagain in the shower.
And when I say I can't talkabout it, I do gamble every shower,
shower.
So the last two showers havebeen very profitable.
The last 40, 43 to 95 have not been.

(37:18):
Sometimes when I'm in theshower with you, I like to pull the
slot machine in there.
I can't even go love when Ihit that jackpot.
You know, I, I have, I'VE beengambling every day since.
Scott's actually worse than I am.
I'm not gonna lie.

(37:38):
Not surprising.
I'll take a break.
Scott's like, I have six betstoday, and then if they hit, I'll
play six more.
And then I got bored, and Iwas like, I don't want to wait till
10 o'clock to find out theresults, so I'll do six more.
So if you remember correctly,like, I put in 300 during the Super
Bowl 1, 400.

(37:58):
So I was up 100.
I'm now down to.
I've got 186 in the bank for.
But you know what?
Gambling.
It might be 700 tomorrow.
You just don't know.
It could be.
You just could be.
You never know.
And you.
You miss 100 casino.
In the last 72 hours, I lockedmyself out because I was feared for

(38:20):
my.
It's.
You get to the point where youfly too close to the sun, and it's
like, you could win $2,000,and then that's not.
That's not enough.
And then just keep going.
And yes, I'm talking aboutyou, Scott.
Yeah, I'm talking about you, Scott.
And by 2000, I mean, like,like $33.
Yeah, you fly too close to thesun and you die like that.

(38:41):
Like that Middle Eastern proverb.
I'll actually say it.
When you fly too close to thesun, you die.
It's a Middle Eastern proverb.
It's actually.
I know a Chinese one too.
You see the Chinese one.
Sure.
Go for it as well.
Yes.
This is the one that gets canceled.
Oh, I don't get.
I'm not going to do it.

(39:01):
I'm not going to do it.
Actually.
Do you know if you.
Chinese proverbs.
They were on the side of mysips juice boxes.
If you guys remember those proverbs.
Proverbs.
Proverbs is the American version.
I do Middle Eastern.
It's proverbs.
Proves.
It'S not.
It's not insensitive.
If it's accurate.
If it's accurate.

(39:22):
It's not.
Hello, my name is Papa Jo.
Like, that is not insensitive.
That's just a good accentthat's culturally sensitive if you
think about it.
Because I'm honoring the accent.
It's an accent that.
So it's okay to go black voice.
You want me to learn Swahiliso I can do the Swahili, please?
Anymore?

(39:43):
Now I will say that is problematic.
And we, as a podcast, do condemn.
We do condemn that.
So, Sarah, you've been to theParks with me.
You know that I.
When I go into the restroom, Ibring my beer with me.
Yeah, you do.
You.
At Epic.
The best part is the dividersand the urdles have a little shelf

(40:05):
for your Drake.
Holy.
Are we just gonna talk about Epic?
Every segment.
Circle back to it.
Hey, real quick.
While we're talking about it,Matt Cordona and Chelsea Green were
at Epic today.
Don't know who that is.
Who's that?
The wrestlers.
Oh, my God.
Chelsea Green was there.
Chelsea Green.

(40:25):
That was a horrible impression.
That was worse than my.
That was more offensive thanmy Middle Eastern.
But anyway, lots and lots ofsports betting on both Scott and
my side.
But more importantly, Nick,you don't bet sports, but you do
loosely follow them.
And not so loosely anymore,because poppers are being outlawed.
But you do follow them.

(40:46):
I heard you have a sportsupdate, guys.
Do I have a song?
Do I get a song?
Yeah.
Yet.
Move.
I'm gay.
It's the same song.
I don't.
I don't have a sports song yet.
They do one gay song per trans.

(41:07):
So have I told you guys that Ijoined a sports league?
What?
You wait till 48 minutes intothe show to tell us you join a sports
league?
I don't know what time it is anymore.
So I am joining the gaykickball league.

(41:28):
That is amazing, because Iknow you're good.
You guys know I love my balls.
So I played in the gaykickball league when Piper was like
an infant.
Played in it for, like, two seasons.
I think I was really good at it.
Apparently, I was a pitcher.
Normally I'm a catcher, I say,but yeah.

(41:50):
So I rejoined the gay kickball league.
So I'm gonna be starting thatback up pretty soon.
We got our team name and ourteam color.
But before I give you guyswhat our team name is, I have a fun
game to play with you.
Oh, let's do it.
Yes.
Got a list of all the teamnames in our.
In our division.
So I'm playing for.

(42:11):
I'm playing for a leaguecalled Stonewall Sports, which is
a.
A nationwide organization that's.
They do lots of differentsports leagues for the LGBT community.
They introduced the gaycommunities, Nick.
Don't sugarcoat it.
We got things like dodgeball, volleyball.
They got ultimate Frisbee.

(42:31):
They got nail painting.
I don't know.
That might be the next four.
I don't know.
Competitive nail painting.
I love that.
So.
So the gay kickball.
Have you guys ever playedkickball besides in elementary school?
I've never played gaykickball, but I'm interested.
So the gays love to come upwith fun names for their teams.

(42:53):
So I'm going to give you guys.
I'm going to give you guys a.
I have.
Yeah, I.
Sorry.
I have a.
I have a friend who's in a gaykickball league and he tells me all
their names and like, PinkPony Club was one of them, but it.
It's like Dick Pony Club or something.
I don't know.
You have other gay friends?
I do.
Yeah.
I do.
Not as good as you, though.
So here's.

(43:14):
Here's five team names that are.
These are real team names thatare on the our league this year.
And then I'm going to give youguys a game of guess if this team
name is real or if it's fake.
Oh.
So the five.
Five of the team names areHoney Nut Queries, Whole Foods, but
it's spelled H O L E.

(43:39):
Only France.
I don't know about that.
One pitch, please.
Kind of like please the gaysand the strays.
So I'm assuming that's whythey have like some straight people
on their team.
Right?
Right.
So here's where we're going tostart the game and you guys can kind
of decide how you want toanswer or who wants to answer.
But I want you to tell me ifthis is a real team name or a fake

(44:02):
team name in my league.
League.
So the first one is Ball Blasters.
Inc.
Ball Blasters Inc.
Sounds way too try Hardy.
The gays would have way morecreativity, I think, than that.
Yeah, I think it's fake.
It kind of sounds straight.
Yeah, I don't think that's areal name.
You guys are all wrong.
It's real.

(44:22):
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Cut that out.
They probably slow suck.
The next one is.
They do suck.
Trust me.
The next one is Nick's.
Like, that's my team.
We are going to be probably awful.
The next one is I'm tired ofthis grandpa.

(44:43):
I'm tired of this grandpa.
What is grandpa?
Can you define grample?
Like, can you use that in a sentence?
I don't know.
That's a super gay term.
Definitely real.
But if not that pop culturereference that I'm gonna say that
is definitely real.
Because it's very like in popculture right now to say, I'm tired

(45:05):
of this grandpa.
And then you get a responseof, that's too damn bad.
You did sell that for me.
Okay.
Have you never seen the Disneymovie Holes?
Yeah.
Oh, that's definitely a realone if it's from Holes.
Sarah, you knew this quotethat's literally.
One of my favorite movies.
I watch it constantly.
It's with shit.

(45:28):
The same title movie, totally different.
So I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna say real.
Well, you guys are right.
It's real.
All right, next one here.
Jock Strap Heroes.
Oh, fake, right?
Fake.
Two out there.
Like two in your face.
Actually.
No, it's a play on it.

(45:49):
It's a play on Foreigner.
Right?
Right.
Is it?
Yes.
Jukebox Hero.
I'm.
Oh, I'm going real.
Me and Darren are going to go face.
I don't.
Sarah's.
I'll go with.
I'll go with Sarah.
Sarah, you had this one, right?
Jock Sharp is real.
Real.
Okay, so Sarah.
So Sarah knows her gay culture.

(46:11):
What are you trying to tell us?
I don't know.
I'm surprising myself.
All right, let you know by the.
End of the game if anythingchanges to my orientation.
Next, we're gonna be ditchingLewis for Louisa.

(46:32):
I'll take him.
It's fine.
It'll go to a good home.
And we all know it's gonna be Lola.
I didn't want to put herbusiness out there.
All right, the next one, Marieand the baguettes.
Baguettes, Not.
No, that's real.
That's a Beauty and the Beast reference.
Sarah, the pressure's on.

(46:54):
Not real.
I'm going with Sarah.
Not real.
Yeah, I trust Sarah on this.
Oh, no, you guys are wrong.
It was real.
Hurry up.
Plot twist.
Nick is just giving you somemore real names.
I need to sponsor this team, though.
Apparently, they like Disney.
All right, next one.

(47:14):
Pump queens.
And they spelled it queens.
K, W, E, E, N, S.
Oh.
Don'T think a gay would spellqueens like that.
No, they don't like the.
No.
Nobody.
No minority group likes theletter K, apparently.
I would agree with them.
Apparently, the gays enjoy itbecause it's real.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.

(47:35):
I thought you guys were somuch better at grammar.
All right, I'll do.
Can we do all 10 of.
I'm at 5 right now.
Yeah, keep it going.
Let's keep going.
All right, keep going.
Number six.
Kick me, Gaby, one more time.
It's gotta be real.
Good one.
Terrace is real.
I'm going real.
It's real.

(47:56):
Yeah, that's a good one.
All right, number seven.
Bass down, ass up.
Oh, like base.
Like a baseball bait.
Like base down, ass up.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go real creative.
Yeah.
Do you feel like the gameswould be able to do that, though?
Though I feel like there'ssome sort.
Oh, that's they probablyhaven't learned yet.
Yeah, they feel like it's justaccentuating their flexibility.

(48:20):
Really?
So Sarah says, real.
Real.
But not questioning it, but real.
Real.
Okay, it's real.
It's real.
It's kind of like face down,ass up a base.
Talking about kickball.
All right, next one.
Kicking and screaming.
No, definitely fake.
Like it's a sports movie.
That is a sports movie about.

(48:42):
Do the gays like Will Ferrell?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now they do, actually, becausehe's huge now.
Anywhere.
Pride bracelet all on SNL 50th.
Yeah, he could.
He could be.
What do you think?
Kicking and screaming.
Real, I guess since we, like, will.
See, I'm gonna go fake justbecause it's not gay enough for me.

(49:06):
Although starred in thatmovie, and that's a gay name.
Dick butt Kiss.
No, it was.
That could be a team name.
Actually.
It wasn't Dick butt Kiss.
It was.
Yes, it was.
No, it was not.
Dick butt Kiss.
No, it's.
Why do I think it was dick?
I don't know.
It's the.
The.
The.
Because you wanted to believeit was.
It was the Bears.

(49:27):
Yeah.
Mike Ditka.
Mike Ditka.
Which was also a gay name.
Soon I'm gonna say I'm an idiot.
It's fake.
So kicking and screaming is fake?
Yes.
Number.
You had me with the alliance there.
Yeah.
Licking and screaming might bea good name for next year.

(49:48):
All right, next.
Number nine.
Bend it like Bigfoot.
Like, Bend it like Beckham.
I feel like that has to be fake.
Fake.
Yeah.
Where does Bigfoot come in?
Yeah, Bigfoot.
Big penis.
I'm going real.
How do we bend it like Bigfoot?
I think it would be, like,slight sloped.

(50:11):
Like, big.
Like Bigfoot.
I think it's to the left.
I think it's fate.
I'm going real.
Fake.
Fake news.
All right, the last one is Spaceballs.
Oh, no, not again.
I think that's the name of areal movie, so I'm gonna say fake.
Yeah, I'm going fake.

(50:32):
Sarah.
Real.
Sarah is right on this one.
Nice.
Wow.
This is just dramatic enough.
I feel the twisting because there.
There's 36 teams and.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I had to cut it down, but 36.
What's the season?
Three years long.
They split up in the different divisions.
There's some that are justthere to pick dandelions.

(50:54):
There's some that are somewhatcompetitive, and then some that just
want to kick ass.
So where are you?
Are you in between?
I'm in between.
So my.
My team is actually The JockStrap Heroes.
Was it after Foreigner?
Was it a reference?
I don't know.
I think they just had the namelast year.
Everybody just loves jock straps.
Yeah, you're not a referencethese days.

(51:15):
Anyway.
Yeah, there's.
There's a bunch of others inmy household.
There's a bunch of other funnames like Balls Deep, Alcobolics.
Just another pretty base.
This one's for Ryan.
Kermit's Kickers.
Here's the lesbian team.
Clearly.

(51:36):
Les Kick it.
You got original Stevie Kicks.
Jim Class zero.
Stevie Kicks is great.
Gym Class Heroes is.
Oh, great song.
Kickbacks.
Let's have a cookie.
Kind of like let's have a Kikiif you know that song.
Oh, there you go.
I thought it was quickie andthen an all time favorite.
Sit on My Bass.

(51:57):
That's great.
That is a good one.
Yeah.
So we.
We start practice, I thinknext week soon.
So I'll be there.
I'll keep you guys updated.
She's joining the list.
Let's kick it.
Yep.
Yep.
Awesome.
Yes.
Please keep us updated.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm excited.
I had a lot of fun when I didit a few years ago and excited to

(52:20):
get back into it.
And there's some other gaydads on my team, so Piper will have
friends to play with and.
Nice.
She'll be our little cheerleader.
Nice.
Ryan says Subaru sales team isthe one to watch out for.
You guys ready to play Jersey man.
Florida man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Where the Flipping a fan.
Motor crash in a truck.

(52:40):
These states are filled withpeople who suck.
So it's time for us to playNew Jersey man versus Florida man.
Every week, game master Ryanbrings us two news stories.
One is from Jersey, one isfrom Florida.
It's up to us to determinewhich one is which.
Take it away, Ryan.

(53:01):
Hey guys, this is Ryan comingto you from the Parents Night out
newsroom.
And let's get into the news.
I found this week a 33 yearold man from Indiana tragically falls
60ft to his death off the SanDiego Sunset cliffs.
Witnesses say he wasdistracted by his electronic devices,
his phone and earpods.
We actually have the audio ofwhat he was listening to before he

(53:21):
fell.
I don't know why that's so funny.
Bubba Pizza, an Aussie chain,just dropped a bombshell on the Internet.

(53:41):
Ham and orange pizza.
Yes, orange is on pizza.
Bubble pizza says that hotfruit is the next big thing in pizza.
Coincidentally, hot fruit wasNick's AOL screen name back in the
early 2000s.
And yes, as Sarah reportedlast week, it has been revealed that
Gene Hackman's wife did diefrom hantavirus, which is a rodent
borne disease.
It is for this reason thatEmily never eats anything that Chris

(54:03):
has been offered.
A drunken 28 year old plowedhis Tesla into a group of people
at a carnival before smashinginto a tree.
He injured 11 people, butluckily no one was killed.
We interviewed the man and hehad this to say.
I love Tesla.
Geez, we're just adding thehard R to every word now, aren't
we?
Anyways, let's get into thisweek's Florida man or Jersey Man.

(54:25):
And for our first story, a manwas apprehended at an airport attempting
to smuggle a live turtleconcealed in his pants.
And for our second story, aman stole nearly $800,000 worth of
jewelry and then swallowed it all.
So we've got smuggling aturtle and swallowing jewelry.
Nick, what are your thoughts?
I feel like there's lots ofturtles in Florida, so let's go with

(54:49):
Florida.
All right.
Darren, I'm also going to goturtle, turtle, Florida.
Sarah, I'm going to go theopposite jewelry thief Florida.
Okay, Nick or Chris.
Listen, I'm gay, but I'm notthat gay.
Listen, I don't know where oneof you ends and the other begins.

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Neither do we.
Sometimes turtles are actuallyillegal in New Jersey to own actually.
Yeah, something like that.
So I think that one's NewJersey so they're really hiding it.
Okay, yeah, I'm going to goTurtles, New Jersey and.
And jewelry swallower Florida.

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That's the other state.
Yes, let's find out the answer.
So our first story is from NewJersey where a man was arrested at
the Newark LibertyInternational Air after attempting
to smuggle a live turtleconcealed in his pants.
While during a pat down, theTraveler retrieved a 5 inch red eared
slider turtle wrapped in atowel from his groin area.

(55:52):
The turtle was confiscated andthe man missed his flight.
Now, 5 inches is a perfectlynormal size for a red eared slider
in your pants.
That's actually a little bitbigger than average from what I hear.
So that means.
Our second story is fromFlorida where a thief who stole nearly
$800,000 worth of jewelry froma Tiffany's SW followed the valuable

(56:13):
items while being taken into custody.
According to the rest warrant,the 32 year old man entered the Tiffany
saying he was a representativeof the Orlando Magic players.
The man was shown into aprivate room where he stole $800,000
worth of jewelry.
The man was later caught 300miles away where he later Swallowed
the jewelry while being arrested.
I don't know if I worked atthat Tiffany's.

(56:34):
I probably believe this guy too.
Lord knows the Orlando Magiccan't earn a ring on their own.
Isn't that right, Scott?
Anyways, that's it for me.
Back to you guys.
Actually did hear this storythat now that he said that.
I do, I do remember this story.
Oh, that's great.
That's our Orlando Magic he'stalking about.
That is our Orlando Magic.

(56:56):
Y Chris.
Scott, you got any Cliff Notes?
I do.
And there's a.

(57:21):
And there's a.
Shadows.
First of all, I feel so old.
I, I, I, my text is in 32 fontand then I have to do 150%.
I'm going to show it on thescreen real quick for people I on

(57:42):
that are watching on YouTube.
Like it's so big so I can seeit because I don't want to mess up
Anyway.
Not even a joke.
We started off the podcastwith Scott telling us about the college
program student who hefollowed on Instagram.
Now that's weird to me becausewhen he called me on the phone, he
said she was in high school.
Oh.
Anyway, Scott said that he washalfway into the kitchen and then

(58:03):
he turned around to go say hi.
Do you know how interested inyou Scott has to be to leave the
kitchen to say hi to you?
Sarah said to her co workersthat she's a sailor outside of work
now.
Of course this has nothing todo with her swearing and everything
to do with her being strandedby seamen.

(58:27):
Thank you Scott for that contribution.
Welcome.
Nick was talking about gayrights possibly being stripped.
Nick, in consolation, I'll letyou role play as a Republican and
my clothes can be gay rights.
You can strip me.
Nick told us that there was agay group chat that he joined on
the cruise ship.
There was tons of ass photos.

(58:48):
Sounds pretty wholesome.
Nick said he was taken to a 40foot waterfall that gushed rushed
over him.
Nick, I'm flattered, but I'monly five foot six.
Nick talked about the gaykickball team names but never talked

(59:08):
about my favorite one.
We had base down, ass up, jockstrap heroes.
But my favorite was quote,forget kickball, let's just have
a huge orgy instead.
And lastly, Nick, sounds likeyou had an amazing vacation through
virgin voyages.
If you or a loved one areinterested in partaking in a similar
voyage, head over todisneyverse.com and tell them the
parent.
Oh, those are my.

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Thank you so much, Chris.
Anybody got anything excitinggoing on with the kids this week?
I Feel like there's some sortof prejudice against me because I
don't have any kids.
It's true.
What the are you doing on this podcast?
I'll just leave it right now.
H.
We have a seven year oldbirthday party on Saturday to go

(59:59):
to.
I'm so sorry.
It's been going for seven years.
Yeah.
What is it?
An Indian wedding birthday?
I can do an Indian accent.
Piper's best friend turnedseven, so we have to go celebrate.
So I will be very intoxicated.

(01:00:20):
That's what edibles are for.
Yeah.
But her school is also hostinga bingo night fundraiser Friday night.
So bingo's really fun afterthe ages.
I kind of had that bingo pointin my life.
Now that I'm really excited about.
I'm excited for you.
My.
My wife went to and by.
Actually the whole family,they just.
It's a whole girls night out.

(01:00:41):
They do coach.
Coach bag bingo.
I don't know you've ever heardabout that.
It's like a totally illegalunderground bedding thing basically.
Basically.
But they sugarcoat it with bingo.
Yeah.
Which I'm all for.
And it's run by likemotorcycle clubs and stuff.
It's.
It's like.
It's like the more I talkabout it, the more illegal it sounds.
You.
You and Emily were meant foreach other.

(01:01:02):
I know.
See, she.
She thinks I'm a degenerate.
She's going to these coach bagbingos buying like 17 different bingo
cards.
I don't even ask how much thecards are because I'm gambling $3,000
in the bathroom on.
On Buff Wild Buffalo slot slot machine.
But anyway, that's what I'mdoing this weekend with my daughter
is Emily's going out on Friday night.

(01:01:23):
So Emily.
So Ellie and I are going tohit the online casino probably.
Awesome.
Yeah, that's probably whatwe'll be doing this weekend.
Nice teacher Young.
Hey, Alex.
Go ahead, Sarah.
Oh, thanks, Scott.
I have plans this week.
Not really.
It's spring break.

(01:01:44):
Oh, nice.
Is Abby on spring break?
She is.
Yes.
Yes.
So Lewis and I are trying tofigure out how to go to the gym when.
Leave the girls here or something.
I don't know.
Take them.
You know, we're trying.
I.
I don't think we can do that.
They have a day.
They have a daycare gym sometimes.
There's usually someone in the park.

(01:02:05):
It's like.
It's like a.
We're gonna go now.
The gym is not a real thing.
It's.
It's thing for the bar.
We say, is that your code Wordfor his ex Now.
Now we still use Costco Tik Tok.
So I say I'm going to the gym.
There's the gym.
But now we actually go to the gym.
But I haven't had a drop ofalcohol probably since the last time

(01:02:27):
I saw you, Scott.
Good for you, Sarah.
Good job.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm trying to do well by my body.
Hell, yeah.
So I haven't been hanging out with.
Thank you.
I haven't been hanging outwith Scott lately.
That's really.
Why?
Because he enables me.
I'm just kidding.
I do.
On that note, it's like, look what.
He did to his body.
Here, Sarah, here, let me buyyou a shot.

(01:02:48):
Yeah, I'll wait.
I'll have my first shot whenyou buy it.
Scott.
We have to go to AnimalKingdom before Dinoland is gone.
Since we were talking aboutthat I do Utopia crap earlier.
Sarah, look at Scott's body.
It's like whatever he's doingto his body, I have to do exactly
the opposite.
I'm not drinking ever again.
He's an enabler.
He is.
He really is.
Big time.

(01:03:09):
Big time.
How many times have Iconvinced you to just, like, let
DCF pick up the kids from.
From school and, like, juststay at.
The park with me?
Okay, on that.
On that note, I do to say thatI got a text 3 minutes after school
got out last week.
That was, where are you?
And I said, in the parentpickup line, like, it's been three

(01:03:31):
minutes.
Get in the car.
I thought it was longer than that.
I said, no, it's not beenlonger than three minutes.
Look at the time.
I've never been late before.
She goes, but you rememberthat one time?
And I immediately looked atLewis and was like, oh, I know what
I was doing that one time.
Damn.
So was that the one time that.
I made you guys stay for thelater Indiana John show and you were

(01:03:53):
late?
Probably.
Probably something like that,but we were definitely late.
So.
Anyway, Scott, it's spring break.
Thanks for asking.
So what do you.
Do you have plans yet?
No.
There were three shootings onSaturday night in Daytona beach because
of spring break.
So in one night in, like,three blocks?
That's a record low for springbreak break.

(01:04:13):
I might move.
I might move there.
I'm just not gonna bring thekids out there.
I was just telling Lewis I'mso glad we moved away from Daytona.
I thought I was gonna miss it,but no.
Like, during the day or at night?
Does it matter?
They were at night.
They were fine.
Just there was a Listen, therewas a cheer competition going on

(01:04:34):
and Nick, they were probablyaround Piper's age.
So.
I'm just saying.
I'm just.
Trying to get the gas.
Things were popping.
Oh, my God.
What?
That's what we're talking about.
Did you say there wereshootings and then things were popping?
Yeah, well, you guys weretalking about poppers earlier.

(01:04:56):
I just wanted to put.
Okay, sorry.
I see where you went.
I see where you.
No, but you're the.
You're the one that's like.
Like you keeps us.
You keeps us.
You keep us in line and don'tsay inappropriate things.
I say all the inappropriate things.
I just don't have anopportunity to say them.
I had like three people atwork today.
Go.

(01:05:16):
Oh my God.
Really?
I said yes, people.
I.
I talk like this.
This is how my brain works.
I'm a 15 year old boy.
It's true.
All right, I'm done.
That's it.
Nothing fun.
Hey, Alex.
Where can our listeners find you?
Just look up Disney verse onall social media platforms.
It's D I Z N E Y V E R S E.
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(01:05:36):
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and on Instagram at emotionalsupport kmit.
Sarah, you can find me oneplace and one place only.
That's the TikTok at SuperSarah 94 Chris.
But I'm not impersonating 40Foot Waterfall.

(01:05:57):
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I'm Scott.
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