Mudslides and Martinis

This podcast episode delves into the multifaceted experiences associated with family vacations, with particular emphasis on the joys and challenges encountered during trips to notable destinations like Mexico. We share our personal anecdotes, including the unexpected outcomes of a recent vacation, and explore the dynamics of travel planning, emphasizing the necessity of utilizing professional services to mitigate potential hiccups. The conversation extends to light-hearted commentary on the absurdities of parenting and vacationing, offering a candid glimpse into our lives as we navigate the complexities of adult responsibilities while seeking respite. Additionally, we examine cultural phenomena and current events, weaving them into our narrative to provide context and relevance. Join us as we traverse the intersection of family life and leisure, reflecting on the often humorous realities of our journeys.

Links referenced in this episode:

• nonewfriendspodcast.com
• sandpipervacations.com

Episode Transcript

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My name is Scott.
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With me, as always, my amazingcast of characters, the scumbag reselling
hoarder himself, Chris.
Glad you're not dead.
Scott, the Jewish American princess.
Sarah.
Hello.
Our emotional support, gay Nick.
Hola, senor.
The Wiseman Darren.com.

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When I make my heel turn,it'll be on our producer Alex, and
he knows why.
And our producer Alex.
Oh, you can bring it, brother.
Wait, why?
Because last week in his.
Sorry.
If you want to know whatthey're laughing at, you have to
watch on YouTube because Chrisis putting up all sorts of fun graphics.

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You know what's funny is thatbody type is not that far off.
Off.
I typed in obese man in thebathing suit, but that was the only
one on the angle.
It looks a lot better thanthat picture did on.
You are very pasty.
I I actually.
Nick.
I had to make his face tannerin on Photoshop to match the body
in this picture.

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I know a really good tanningsolution and you don't have to go
in the sun, so we'll take careof that.
Scott.
Sarah, believe it or not, youknow, I was in Mexico for nine days
and I came back whiter than I left.
Yeah, that.
That picture was.
I.
I thought you were a ghost.
Is that the one that I tookwith the owners?
Yeah.
You were like.
Your first picture of theowner is.
You're in a swimsuit.

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Your wife is gorgeous.
That's not my wife.
That's the owner's wife.
Well, whoever she was was gorgeous.
And you were shirtless.
I know it's not great.
And I was very drunk.
Very.
You were.
You were so white.
You look like an upside downsnow cone.

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Let me tell you.
And we'll go all out of orderbecause the storytelling doesn't
matter what order that was.
Gosh.
That was the day beforeRachel's birthday.
I decide I'm going to hit themudslides hard every day.
I kind of changed up my drinkof choice and I was going hard on
the mudslides and I believethat that was.

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So her birthday was on Thursday.
So I got.
I got to remember what I wasdoing Wednesday because I did a lot
of catching up on show.
I was watching Love is Blindon Netflix and Keeping up with Monday
Night Raw and Smackdown.
Because in the like, I wouldgo out to the pool and sit at the
bar because there's a swim upbar which was right in front of our

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room and she would lay out andI would sit in the shade and watch
all these Netflix shows.
Anyway, I'm pounding.
Pounding mudslides.
Term to Nick, by the way.
I guess.
Sounds like a term.
Yeah, I just want to.
About.
Sorry, go ahead.
I don't even.
I don't even know who drinks mudslides.

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Can we talk about that?
I don't even know what amudslide is.
Heavy drink, right?
That is like the 1990s.
Straight white female drink.
Stomach ache.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
On top of it.
How much diabetes do you have now?
Do you have all the types?
Nick, listen, my.
If I listed the drinks that Ihad over the week.

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Miami Vice, that was my drinkof choice on night and day one.
Electric lemonade, which wasanother frozen drink.
Dirty bananas.
You're at a five star resortand you're drinking Carnival cruise
drinks.
Like make this make sense.

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Well, so my problem is.
And I told this, I told thestory the last Time I went to Mexico
on night one, I go heavy onthe margaritas, like, to the point
when I was vomiting.
The last trip that we took toMexico, because I drank so many margaritas,
no salt.
And so I was like.
I was determined not to getsuper drunk on night one because

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it throws off my entire sleepschedule for the entire time that
we're there.
So I switched from margaritas to.
I had one margarita, and thenI went to the Miami Vice.
I'm like, it's a frozen drink.
You're going to get more fullbefore you can get drunk.
That is not true.
Because at this resort, theywere pouring doubles into each half

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of the drink.
So, like, the strawberrydaiquiri got a double, the pina colada
got a double, and then theymixed it together.
So tell your friends about us.
Literally drinking, like, 4 to6 ounces of liquor in this drink.
And I'm pounding those becauseI'm not noticing it.
And in the room, there's thisreally cool mirror with, like, these

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mere slats.
It looked amazing when we were sober.
When I was drunk, it was so disorienting.
It was like looking at one ofthose funhouse mirrors.
And I'm standing there staringat it because we're about to go to
dinner.
I'm like, yeah, let's go to dinner.
I'm standing there staring atit, trying to pound back water.
And I don't know what it was, Nick.
It was like I was determinedto overcome the dizziness.

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So I kept staring at thismirror verse.
And that was it.
I was asleep.
I was watching your room tour.
So I know exactly what mirroryou're talking about now.
And I.
I'd probably be sharpie if Iwas stone.
So he made me dizzy on.
On Tick Tock Live.
If you want to see our roomtour, it's all over our Facebook,
Parents Night out podcast orwhatever it is on.

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On Facebook.
Click the link below.
Yeah, click.
Yeah, click the link below.
I don't know what that means.
So, you know, there's a lot ofuncertainty with travel right now.
You know, the planes notlanding right side up, but also,
you know, Mexico, weird rightnow, they don't like us because of

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decisions that we've made andall that.
And there's, you know, a lot of.
There's rumors of sex trafficking.
Let me tell you, when I gotoff the plane, I made myself a sign.
I said, I am here for the sex trafficking.
You can have me.
Because I figured at least Iwould get laid for the next nine
days.
Oh, my God.
How'd that work out?

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Well, okay.
The over.
Under on how many adultheights your muster and 3.55.
Okay, that's.
That was the Vegas.
Vegas over and under.
So around the room.
Except for Darren, who'staking the over.
Who's taking the under?
Nick, we'll start with you.
3.5.

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And I don't know, she seems like.
So you guys seem really closethat week.
I'm gonna go over.
Okay.
Sarah, under Chris.
I think three is a very safe number.
Darren, you want in on this?
Under, Under.
Chat.
Any.
Any.
Well, Remy says under wa.

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Case when drinking that tequila.
So here's the unfortunate thing.
It would have been over exceptwe go to check in for our flight
on the way home the nightbefore and we see that JetBlue has
changed our flight time from1:30 in the afternoon to 11:15 in

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the morning.
So they've made our flight twoand a half hours earlier than it
was.
You said in the afternoon andin the morning.
Like it was like a 12 hour difference.
It was like two hours.
Two hours.
The problem, Chris, is it's.
We're realizing this at 11o'clock at night.
So we've got transportationscheduled to pick us up at 10:30
in the morning.

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Yeah, well, that sucks.
Yeah.
So if they pick us up at 10:30in the morning, guess what?
We're not arriving to theairport until 11 flights at 11:15,
like that's gonna be verydifficult to make that flight.
And again, it's 11:00 atnight, so nobod.
Nobody that can help us isawake or at offices.
I text Nick and I'm like, I'mhaving a.
Who?
Wait.
Who could help you at that time?

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Well, Nick, our travel agent,who we should have booked through.
And I told Rachel the next day once.
Once we were laughing about it.
And at the airport I said, ourbig takeaway from this, we never
book a vacation ourselves again.
We only use Sandpiper vacations.
Because Nick would have knownthe second that flight was changed
and he would have already hadour transportation arranged for us

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and he would have called usand said, hey, your flight's been
changed.
This is what we've done for you.
And I already would have hadflowers laid out in your bedroom
so that you can.
You can make it to that.
So.
So you.
To make it to the fourth.
Exactly.
So that was a scramble.
And we ended up having to takean Uber in Mexico.
Oh, God forbid.

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Well, okay.
I'm like, how do those work out?
I'm anxious to hear this.
Well, okay, so we're in this.
It.
It's a very, very secure resort.
Okay?
You have to go through ninedifferent security checkpoints to
get to our resort.
So I'm like texting thisdriver Hector through Uber, and I'm
like, okay, just, you know, be patient.
You're gonna have to gothrough several gates.

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I'm so sorry about this.
And I'm, like, looking at hisprofile because is he a member of
the cartel?
Is he going to try to sell me fentanyl?
I don't know.
So he doesn't speak anyEnglish, so I'm like, well, this
is going to be a disaster.
Like, I don't know how to dothis and, like, not that.
Wi Fi is fantastic on thestreets of Mexico.
So I don't even know if GoogleTranslate is going to work.

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So, like, I'm.
I'm quickly doing 265 days ofdual lingo real quick just so that
I can catch up with Sarah andI can communicate.
I was going to suggest.
Yeah, I almost called you justso you can communicate with this
guy for.
Me on my behalf next time, butNick would have you set up with a
translator.
He probably would.

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That would have been in thecar with you.
They would have been in yourbedroom already teaching you Spanish
at the same time.
Scott, I'm going to becompletely honest with you.
I've taken a lot of Ubers and90% of them don't speak English.
I don't know.
You're not saying anythingthat's, like, obscure to me.
I was gonna say, do you notremember the Russian guy from California?

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Oh, yeah, no English, just Russian.
No English, just Russian.
Yeah, you're right, Chris.
But I guess I was thinking,like, okay, I'm in a foreign country,
so this is a little bit different.
Like, if I'm in Idaho, like,okay, no big deal.
Like, I'm in Idaho, right?
Yeah.
The directions on the Uber appwas probably too complex for him

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to understand, I guess.
And you're.
Since he didn't speak English,he understood just fine.
So when we get picked up fromthe airport, I didn't even have this
written down.
You know, we get picked up by our.
Our transportation that's beenarranged through the hotel.
It's the same company that wealways use.
And, you know, this trip toMexico is a little bit different
just because the last time wewent to Mexico, we had a different

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president, and so we feltsafer because there was not mass
deportations going on and ournational anthem wasn't getting booed
at professional sporting events.
So I immediately Immediatelystart talking to this driver.
And, you know, I'm asking himabout himself, and I'm like, we're

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from the United States, butwe're from the good part of the United
States.
And he says, oh, California.
And I said, no, Florida.
He goes, no, you're from thebad part of the United States.
And I'm like, no, no, no, thecentral Florida.
The blue part.
The blue part.
And he goes, oh, okay.
And he's talking about his president.
I'm like, oh, yeah, yourpresident's great.
Our president.
We stupido.
And I'm like, trying to talkto him in Spanish because.
Just to make him feel morecomfortable, like I was one of his

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people, you know?
And it's really funny, themore tequila I drank, the more fluent
I was in Spanish.
I didn't understand this damnword, but, man, did I speak it.
Well.
Ryan just said in chat youfelt safer last time because all
the bad Mexicans were still here.

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That's funny.
So, you know, the.
The airport was funny.
I went to use the restroom.
And they don't.
I guess they don't believe inout of order signs.
They just put a wet floor signon the urinal.
It's cheaper, much cheaper.
Nick, you would have loved this.
So we're walking outside theterminal to find our transportation.

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And, you know, you've.
You've traveled to Mexico indifferent countries.
They've got everybody with thesigns that they're picking them up.
So one transportation, I just, just.
I don't really pay attentionto them because I just continue walking.
Because they will try to sellyou on anything.
They'll try to sell you on a ride.
They'll try to sell you intosex slavery.
Whatever.
They'll try to sell you.
Well, one sign.
Mexico is a great destinationto visit, by the way.

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It is fantastic, Fantastic vacation.
The people are so freaking nice.
It's just that little part ofthe airport.
I know exactly where you'retalking about too, because I always.
I literally alert my clientsin my.
In their, like, email beforethey go.
I'm like, when you get offyour plane, you grab your luggage
and you run outside.
Do not talk to anybody.
Do not pass go.

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You go outside, find the.
Find the sunshine.
That's where your driver isgoing to be.
Don't talk to anybody inside.
Correct, Correct.
I always talk to the bartenderright outside.
Like, right outside the terminal.
I always hit that up.
So this is outside theterminal, and I see someone trying
to pick someone up, and itsays, pornhub actor, gay.
So they must have been filmingGay porn in Mexico, because her assignment

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was to pick up the gay pornhub actor.
And I wish I would havenoticed it faster to pull out my
camera and take a picture of it.
I definitely made eye contactwith the woman holding the slide
because she had to have beenmortified all day to be holding this
sign for a pornhub actor.
Suddenly, she lost a fantasyfootball league.

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She lost a fantasy football league.
That's a really good punishment.
But also, at what point didyou also think, maybe I should go
with her and see where this is?
Listen, if I was going to besold into sex trafficking, I wanted
to be the giver, not the receiver.
You know, they're filming insome amazing location, though.
You're probably right.

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You're probably right.
Well, speaking.
Speaking of the gays.
So on.
On Friday.
On Friday.
Friday was a weird day becauseit was very overcast, very windy,
a little bit rainy.
So, like, they enacted, like,bad weather entertainment.
Like, everything was differentaround the resort.
They had.

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They just play this podcast on repeat.
They had.
They had Poke, Texas hold'empoker, which is always a highlight
for me when I get to play thison my vacation.
But that is when I decide I'mgonna go Facebook Live.
And this was brilliant because we're.
This resort just opened.

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Like, we were there 10 daysafter it opened.
Everybody is very curiousabout this resort.
There's a whole ExcellenceClub, Coral Playa, Mujeres, Facebook
group.
So everybody's, you know,texting updates and questions and
all that.
So I'm like, what a greatopportunity to make a couple videos,
do very well.

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So I go live, I do a roomtour, I do a resort tour.
And, like, I'm answering allthese questions and all that.
You would think that I wouldhave been obsessed with this the
rest of the time.
Like, I gotta go live every day.
I gotta go live every daybecause this is massive passive.
I could care less.
I.
I got the content that I wanted.
I got the views that I wanted.
I was ready to move on with my week.
Rachel was obsessed.

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She was on the Facebookanswering questions.
I noticed.
I'm in that Facebook grouptoo, because I.
I joined it for travel agency stuff.
And just seeing the commentsin there, people like, can you get
a picture of this?
Can you get a video of that?
Like, people requesting themost random ass things.
And this is what I do for aliving, right, Nick?
Rachel spent nine days runningaround this resort taking pictures

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and videos of things thatpeople ask her to take videos and
pictures of.
And I'm like, did they donate a.
A Donut or a rose or any coinsto like, we need some Facebook stars
if we're gonna be runningaround taking pictures of stuff.
But she was definitely, like,all in it to inform, whereas I was
all about making content.
Right.

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If you make a good team, though.
We do, we do.
I said, listen.
I said, you answer all the questions.
I don't give a about the answers.
Like, I don't care.
I just wanted to film a video,entertain some people, maybe pick
up some followers, which we did.
We gained like 250 followerson Facebook, which is like our lowest
platform, which is surprising.
But so we.

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We go to play Texas hold'em.
And this is where the weekgets really interesting.
First day, first of all,there's these two guys I'm playing
with.
It's like five or six people.
Well, there's these two guys.
They're from Canada.
I never saw their wives.
The entire week they talkedabout their wives, but they were
not there with their wives.

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These guys, I think were onlike a self discovery boys trip.
It was a gay pornhub actor.
Maybe.
Maybe it was.
And it's double.
At one point, and Chris, thisis when Rachel said that I'm not
allowed to hang out with you anymore.
Because at one point, pointafter the game, they come up to me

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like, hey, would you beinterested in doing a buy in Texas
hold'em instead of just, youknow, for fun?
I'm like, oh, absolutely.
And I'm like, what are you thinking?
Like 20 buy in?
And I look at Rachel and she'slike, yeah, that's fine.
And they're like, no, we'rethinking like a hundred.
I was like, okay, I'm in.
And Rachel's like, look, webrought a lot of cash, but I don't

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know if we brought, like,enough for you to put a hundred dollars
on.
On poker.
And I said, I'll win it.
I'll win it back.
It's fine.
Like, these two guys were thebest players at the table, and all
they care about is taking eachother out.
So all I have to do is ridethat storm, and I'm good.
And were you.
They don't have a casino.
Were you playing like.
No, they just.
Or something on a towel.

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Like, where.
Where was this?
They.
One of their.
One of their recreation.
They went back to their roomsin the back room.
It was smoky room.
And they said, this is Texasnow hold them.
They set up a table, and itwas for fun, but we were like, well,
we can do a buy in.

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They just can't.
The host can't play.
And I'm like, okay, great.
So Rachel's like, no, youcan't do a hundred dollars because
we just.
We brought cash, but that'snot what the cash is for.
And I said, okay, I get it.
And I'm like, wait a second.
I was like, do you guys takeVenmo or Cash app?
And they're like, absolutely.
I'm like, let's put me downfor 250.

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So how much did you win?
Now you see why they lefttheir wives.
We never played.
We never played because, yeah,I kept my money.
But they played with each other.
They did.
They did.
I want to know what theirsleeping arrangements were like,
because this, this is not aresort where you have two queen sized
beds.
I mean, you may have twoqueens in a room, but they're not

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beds.
I see it.
No, it's there.
Oh, my God.
It.
So I.
I'm very.
The.
These two guys were so muchfun to people watch.
One night we did one of thosesilent, you know, dance party things
Chris talked about on one ofhis vacations where he dropped a.
A glass on the dance floor or something.

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This is the highlight of,like, every vacation that we take.
This.
This silent.
I love silent dance parties now.
Yeah, they are amazing.
And I got some really goodvideo of people singing Journey and
all that.
Well, at one point, I decideI'm gonna take my headphones off
because it's just such greatpeople watching.
And one of these Canadianguys, he's running around just singing

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very loud a song with a lot ofn words in it.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
So, like, I called him out onit earlier.
I said, man, I was like,weren't you glad that I, you know,
nobody could hear you dropthose N words?
He goes, it's fine.
I'm not white.
And I'm like.
He's like, it's.
I'm Canadian.
It's fine.

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Oh, my God.
Okay, that's a new one.
That's worse than.
No, it's all right.
My best friend's black.
Exactly.
Scott's like, can I.
Is there such thing as dual citizenship?
Can I.
So, so on one of theseFacebook lives, you know, it was
the weather.
It was the day of the weather.
And everybody's asking, like,what's everybody doing today?
And I'm like, well, they'reprobably in their rooms where they

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should be with their spouse.
And someone's like, oh,watching channel 49 or 50, because
that's the porn channels.
It's Hustler.
Hustler, Mexicana.
But is it, is it in English?
No, definitely Spanish.
Do you read the subtitles?
I feel that would be prettyinteresting thing.
I just muted it.
Who cares?
You don't need, you don't needthe words.
Well, if you, when you muteit, the, the, the subtitles don't
go away.

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That's their.
They're doesn't blind you.
No, I just, I just watched itand, and I had Riverside with me.
So just gave myself a littlemood music.
Watched channel 49 and 50while Rachel's.
Out running around takingpictures of the resort, making colors.

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Exactly.
I didn't specify that the overunder was just with myself.
So, so as I'm doing this I'mlike, you know, they could be in
the room playing chess.
And everyone's like, oh yeah, chess.
So chess is the new Costco because.
That'S like over the age of,of 50.
It's just way less cool.

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So the day that, that I metthe owners, that was the day of the
mudslides.
So it was so bad.
That was the one day thatRachel's like, you need to take a
nap.
And like, okay, that sounds fine.
We're.
I forget what we were doingfor dinner that night, but we were
excited about dinner that night.
So I, I take a nap and I likea good three hour nap.
But I woke up just as drunk asI was when I went to bed.

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Not hungover drunk, ready toparty, ready for the night.
And most nights like by 7, 8o'clock I was ready for bed.
No, I'm ready to party.
So she's like, okay, let's go,let's go to the bar.
Why don't you get a diet Coke?
And I'm like, that sounds likea great idea.
Like I haven't had diet Cokes.
I'm just going to get a diet Coke.

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So I go up and I've never hadone of these in my entire life.
But I go up to the bartenderand I'm like, I will have an espresso
martini.
I saw everybody drinkingespresso martinis.
I was like, they've got to bepretty good.
I guess everybody keeps old girl.
That's that.
I guess that's the mudslide of now.

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Like why are you having anespresso martini?
It's, it's for the gays andfor the days and the straight girls.
Yeah.
So not only did I have a, anda special martini, I had all the
espresso martinis.
I like.
They start bringing them outto me two at a time because I'm Downing

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these things so fast becauseit sounds dangerous.
And you haven't been to sleep yet?
Well, no, I took the nap.
I took the three hour nap.
No.
Since your vacation, youhaven't slept yet?
No.
The next morning, I was.
Was driving the struggle bus.
It was Rachel's birthday and Ifelt so sick all day.
I felt so terrible.
I was like, well, this is whatI get.

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But you know, it was.
It was.
This is what you get.
Like, like, oh, woe is me.
It's what Rachel gets.
It was her birthday.
Oh, this is what I get.
No, it's Rachel.
She was too busy being like,all right, click, click.
But it was really cool.
You know, a brand new resortwe got.
The owners were there theentire time.

(25:32):
They were super n.
Fun fact.
They also own Medieval Times.
It's so random.
I think that's a laundry.
Money laundering.
Oh, I told Rachel that's theirlaundering business.
100%.
100%.
That thing doesn't make money.
But they were all so nice.
We got to do this really cool speakeasy.
It opened the third day thatwe were there.

(25:54):
So it hadn't been open.
So the day that we got to go,we were there for the first sitting.
And it was by invite only.
So, like the GM of the hotelinvited us.
It's not because.
Because I'm like.
My wife is like, oh.
It's probably because we'vebeen great at creating content for
them and we're an influencernow and all that.
And I'm like, we're not an influence.

(26:14):
We're not influencers.
I know, I know.
I'm like, we're staying in thegoddamn imperial suite.
That's why we got invited.
It's not because we'recreating content for them.
But that was super cool.
You're talking abouthospitality and stuff.
And this is why I loved, like,you going there and everything.
Because I've been on these,like first time type trips where

(26:35):
I've been to new resorts ornew cruise lines stuff too.
But there's a topic I wantedto talk about tonight.
Can I.
Can I interrupt you?
Absolutely.
Great transition, Scott.
Move.
I'm gay.

(27:03):
Here he comes.
Go.
Starting in the shimmer sassEmotional support day in the ring
Gonna win with flare and bling.

(27:25):
All right, so I createdwrestling walk in music.
My God.
That's gain.
For everyone.
You're gonna hear them.
I feel like I need like anoutfit for that now too.
I know, right?
We're gonna.
They're gonna.
You're gonna.
You're gonna hear them here.

(27:46):
And there.
I don't know when they'regonna play.
But you will only ever be ableto hear the entire version of these
songs by becoming a Patreon member.
Or if you do acid, probably.
So I.
I have one for Nick.
I have one for Sarah.
I've got one for Darren, for Chris.
I have one for Game MasterRyan, and I have one for Miranda.

(28:08):
When.
Wait to hear this.
And then whenever she's on the podcast.
That's a separate song.
Ryan said this is a gay PowerRangers theme song.
Pretty sure Power Rangers weregay, so.
Yeah, just Power Rangers theme song.
You don't have to have theword gay.

(28:28):
Lewis is literally watchingPower Rangers right next to me.
Hopefully he's got those graysweats out.
He's got new red ones.
I'm sorry.
Oh, so move.
I'm gay.
You're talking about thehospitality industry and restaurants

(28:49):
and stuff.
And there's a topic that cameup this morning that I need to discuss
with all of you.
Okay.
So, Sarah, you work in arestaurant, right?
I do.
Have you ever gotten acustomer leave something on their
receipt instead of a tip?
Oh, yeah, Like a note or something.
Has it ever been, like, offensive?

(29:11):
Or is it just something cuteor cat like?
Your tip is put Jesus, number one.
That's a good one.
No, but I work in a job thathas an automatic 18 gratuity.
Oh.
So we get a lot of this circleand then additional gratuity.
No, that kind of thing.

(29:31):
Okay, well, you know, industrystandard is 20, so screw you.
Yeah.
So there's a lady that wentviral here in Columbus today that
I unfortunately, not like.
Not for the sex, because ofsomething that she did at a restaurant

(29:53):
here.
And unfortunately, it trackeddown to me, so I'll get to that part
later.
So she went to this Mexicanrestaurant, and on the receipt.
Receipt.
This picture's blown up all ofher social media.
Now, this receipt, the chargewas 87.84 for her food or whatever
she had.
For the tip, she wrote zero.

(30:14):
Oh, but she wrote the letterszero after the zero.
She wrote, you suck.
Oh.
So next line is the total.
So she repeated the totalamount, and then she wrote the total
amount, which I'm reallyconfused about, too.
So let's break this down.
The numbers.
87, 84.
But she also also wrote 87.84as if she's writing a check.

(30:40):
With the 84 over 100.
Yes.
Yeah.
Like, Chris, do you even knowwhat a check is?
Like a verified check mark on X.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
The blue checks.
Yes.
So she she wrote that out.
So for the signature, shewrote, I hope Trump deports you.
Oh.
With three exclamation points.
Oh, my God.
Not.
So here's where she got stupidwith her.

(31:03):
She's not the brightest crayon.
So she scratched out her nameon this receipt, scratched out her
last fourth credit card number.
But what she didn't scratchout was the fact that she left the
extra copy of the receiptright next to it.
So here's where somebody, anemployee from the restaurant came

(31:23):
in and they took picture ofher receipt that she signed next
to the other receipt that hasher name on it.
It.
So Facebook decided, let'sblow it up.
And they found her name, foundher job, started tagging her job,
which was she was in realestate at century 21.
Around and find out.

(31:43):
Exactly.
So on top of that, somebodyalso apparently looked through her
Facebook and social media andrealized that she was part of the
youth sports league that I'm apart of.
Oh, yeah.
So are you a little old for that?
I'm not in the.
I'm not in the youth sports league.
I'm.
Is this your coach?

(32:04):
Makes way more sense.
Okay, yeah.
Thank you for.
So I'm not.
Yeah.
Just to clarify.
So I was the chair coach forthe sports league.
I'm also the social mediamanager for the sports league.
There's a screenshot goingaround of a business card that she
is the fundraising manager forthe sports league.
Oh, no.
So I'm getting up at 7am toget my child ready for school, putting

(32:27):
out fires about this ladybecause people are messaging me now
saying, like, she needs to bekicked off this league.
She shouldn't be around kidsand stuff like that.
She hasn't been on the leaguein four years, 2021.
So my job today has beenputting out fires for whatever her

(32:49):
last name is.
Lovin.
Let's go with that.
Stephanie Lovin.
So first, I've been puttingout fires today of this crazy lady
that's left this message.
Why are you putting out firesfor her?
Basically because people arethreatening the league, saying that
we need to fire her and getrid of her.

(33:10):
And I'm having to tell peoplethat she's not a part of our league
and just tell them, yes, wefired her.
She's gone.
Disinformation was found.
Like people are just sharingthis card that I think they scrolled
back through Facebook four years.
Gotcha.
It'll give people much moresatisfaction if you say, yes, we
fired the.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got her.
The Internet wins.

(33:30):
So watching something go Virallike that has been insane.
The fact that Century 21 putout a statement across the book the
board that they.
There's been different storiesI've seen.
One said that she was fired.
Another one said that sheactually wasn't registered or employed
with them anymore, but she'sstill listed as him.
I love when the Internet callspeople out.

(33:52):
Like, when they.
When people do stupid.
I love when the Internet,like, tracks them down.
Like this lady, they had heraddress, like, posted, going viral.
Good friends reaching out tome from Wisconsin.
They're like, what is going onin Ohio today?
I was like, I'm a part of this.
They're eating the cats.
Yeah.
So now.
Now I'm getting investedbecause there's a lady saying that

(34:15):
she actually was handed thisbusiness card two weeks ago, that
this lady's on the sportsleague for fundraising.
So I'm in my mind now.
I'm starting a theory.
I'm like, maybe she's like,money laundering or something, like,
trying to save money frompeople still and saying that she's
with the sports league league.
So I'll report back when Ifind out.
You know, the craziest twistof all this is if the waitress.

(34:38):
Or.
Wait, waitress or waiter wasan illegal imant who committed a
crime right before and shewitnessed it and was a whistleblower
instead.
Oh.
But also, why?
Probably not.
Yeah, probably not.
But also, like, none of thismakes sense because I don't know
if you understand.
Mexican restaurants areusually employed by Mexican people

(35:02):
or Spanish, Hispanic.
Like, you can't go to aMexican restaurant anymore if they're
all deported.
Right.
How's that work?
Right.
Make it make sense.
Yeah.
People aren't.
People aren't thinking thelong game.
They're thinking the short term.
Yeah.
She around and found out youwant your fajitas.

(35:22):
So now there's, like, memesgoing around with pictures of her
with, like, tacos and, like, abig sombrero and stuff.
So I'm kind of.
The fact that it's happeningin my backyard too, but.
Sarah, is Lewis still with us?
I worry about him.
Okay.
He is still with us.
Yeah, I worry about him, too.
Does he ever whisper in your ear?

(35:45):
Well, yes.
Okay.
So I.
I didn't know if this was aMexican thing or.
Or if.
I don't know, but we.
When we were in Mexico, wewent to get a.
A couple's massage.
He's Puerto Rican, by the way.
It's different.
So, you know, he's.
Yeah, he's.
He's a different kind of.
It's Fine.
Go ahead, Scott.

(36:05):
Gotcha.
My bad.
So I'm.
I'm getting a massage, right?
And.
And they.
The.
The lady starts whispering inmy ear.
Okay, well, he doesn't whisperin my ear like.
Like that.
That's a little different.
Scott, I think you weregetting into that.
That sex trafficking thingthat you wanted to be a part of.
It was.
It was just really weird.

(36:26):
And I'm like, dude, my wife's,like, right next to us.
Like, if we were going to gothere, we could have had separate
massages and then we couldhave, you know, arranged that.
But it was.
It was just weird.
Like, just relax and leteverything go and just weird.
I'm like, don't talk to me me.
Like, I don't want to betalked to when I'm taking a piss
at the urinal, and I don'twant to be talked to when I'm being

(36:48):
given a massage.
Like, I don't need this.
Just super weird.
Was I the only one that sawthe shock on Scott's face when he
found out there was more thanone Hispanic and Latino race?
He's like, wait, there's a.
Scott's like, wait, there'sanother Mexico.
Wait a second.
Anyway, Darren, you hadsomething you wanted to talk about

(37:12):
tonight?
Yeah, I had an interesting conversation.
Conversation with your daughter.
Oh, yeah.
Because Scott wasn't here last week.
You babysat last week?
Yeah, she.
She lived.
Surprising.
Yeah.
We haven't seen any evidence,but, yeah.
The jury's still out if she's.
By the way.

(37:32):
By the way.
Yeah, by the way.
I do want to touch on the factthat Casey Anthony is now on Tick
tock.
That just reminded me.
So just.
I'm sorry, what?
Yeah, we know.
We're gonna put a pin in.
We're gonna put a pin in it.
We're gonna put a pin.
Pin in it.
And we're gonna have to haveNick disavow.
But again, we're gonna have to.
We have to put a pin in it.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm just like, we canin birdies with Abby.
She's got a pair of sunglasses on.

(37:54):
I've got, like, a string attached.
She's, like, giving a thumbs up.
No, but I had an interestingconversation with her.
I had a very differentrelationship with my other sister,
Michaela.
She.
Her and I didn't live together together.
She decided to live with ourmom, and then I decided to live with

(38:14):
my dad.
Made the wrong decision.
Tell us how you really feel.
Yeah, but Abby was like, we'rejust chatting after she Got off of
school and she was like, yeah,there's a.
There's a boy.
And she's, like, talking to meabout this boy, boy.
And, like, opening up.

(38:35):
Yeah, there's.
There's a boy.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah, good luck.
I've changed my stance on thesecond amendment.
I.
I'm, like, right there with you.
But, like, she's just really,like, she was opening up about it.
It was, like, a weird feelingfor me to be able, like, her talking
about having a crush on a boyand wanting to, like, hang out with

(38:58):
this boy.
And she was like, yeah, I'vehad a lot of boyfriends, but I've
never kissed them, so theydidn't actually catch now.
And I'm like.
I'm like, oh, my God.
What?
Yeah, she was like, yeah, I'vehad, like, four boyfriends.
What?
Yeah, Swift.
She is like, she actually hasa whole journal of just a bunch of
song, like, ideas.

(39:19):
But, yeah, she just was goingon and on about this boy, and I was
like, this is such a weird.
Like, I.
I've.
I have a close relationshipwith Michaela as well, but not that
close close.
We never got to that point.
And just having her open up.
Chris, you have a.
You have a sister.
Did you ever, like, have anyconversations with her like that
or, like, did she ever open upto you?

(39:40):
Because, like, this is something.
This is unexplored territoryfor me.
Yes and no.
It's.
It's.
It's more of.
It's more of.
I was more there to pick upthe pieces when the.
When the guy would break herheart type thing.
Oh.
Like, yeah, I had to step inand buy the roses on Valentine's
Day when.
When the.
Yeah.
When the deadbeat that wecouldn't wait got out of her life.

(40:02):
Got out of her life.
But no, she found.
She found a guy that'sactually good.
So now I don't have to do thatmuch anymore.
But she was never.
No, she was never.
It wasn't.
We didn't have conversations,like, that much.
Now, Darren, you're going tohave to keep us updated.
I need weekly reports from you.
By us, he means him.
Yeah.
Because your sister iscompletely boy crazy.

(40:25):
Crazy.
Okay, I've learned this.
The fact that she knows thestarting quarterback for Ole Miss,
she's like, that's my BAEJackson dart.
And I'm like, what?
She loves the quarterback forOle Miss.
The college.
Is that like, a song?
It's his old lady.

(40:48):
At least she's moved on from the.
The Menendez brothers.
Chris, you'll like this one.
She loves Cooper De Jean.
Oh, great.
Yeah, she's got good taste.
Yeah, she's.
Yeah, she's no longerinterested in Patrick Mahomes.
She's all about Cooper Dean.

(41:08):
Who else does?
Sheila.
Oh.
So we introduced her to wrestling.
She just happened to.
What were we watching?
She just started watching itwith us.
It's like raw.
It was like a Raw or smackdown.
Yeah.
So I was like, well, you know what?
Let's start at the men's RoyalRumble bowl because that's what got
me excited about it.
And then we'll kind of workthrough because I'm.
I.
Chris, I don't know if I toldyou this, but I'm watching.

(41:29):
I watch from last year'sWrestleMania and I'm watching all
of the ples.
Before this year's Wrestlemania.
That's a great investment ofyour time.
It is a great investment of my time.
I've also tried to put moneyon the matches, but someone said,
oh, no, you can't do that.
They've already happened.
I.
I'm just.

(41:50):
I'm just gonna gamble withAbby at this point.
There you go.
So we're watching.
We're watching Royal Rumble and.
Oh, my God, she loves.
She loves John Cena.
She loves Logan Paul.
Oh, she's.
Oh, she likes the bad boys.
Damien Priest and the.

(42:13):
His nickname is BisexualUndertale Taker because he dresses
in leather bondage and wears eyeliner.
Why am I not watchingwrestling yet?
I know, I know.
And he's Hispanic.
He's Puerto Rican.
Nick, you're.
You're missing.
There's this tag team.
I forget their names, but theylook like an 80s.
They.
They wear these shirts.
Pretty deadly.

(42:33):
Yeah, pretty deadly.
Look at.
Look up.
Pretty deadly.
The tag team on the Internet, like.
Well, I don't look up.
Pretty deadly tag team.
That sounds like a bad idea.
It is a goog hurt.
Oh, they look fabulous, Nick.
They're.
They got crop tops.
Yeah.
They wrestle in crop tops.
Yeah.

(42:54):
They look like those magicians.
Oh, Sig Freed and Roy.
Yeah.
Yes.
Only.
Only they're alive.
Nick.
I.
I don't know how you're notinto wrestling, because.
Constant bulges.
Constant bulges.
Shaft slip every once in a while.
While Shaft slip out everyonce in a while.

(43:16):
Just the tip you're missing.
Like, you.
This could get you into sports.
And I think.
I think Sean would like it,too, because there's, like, some.
Some, you know, nerd aspect toit with the story lines.
And this could be somethingthat you guys could bond over.
It'd Be fantastic for you guys.
Well, they.
They bond over other things.
Well, I just found their.
Their YouTube videos, and I'msorry, guys, but I'm done for the

(43:37):
night.
See you later.
I think your night's just beginning.
I got homeworks to do.
They come out and they cuttheir theme song.
Their entrance.
They come out.
They go, yes.
Boy, I don't even have.
I don't even have the audio on.
And just watching them, I'mlike, yeah, because I see it.

(43:59):
They are also working on amusical, Pretty Deadly.
Are they really?
Yeah.
That's fake.
This is me just, like,speculating, But I think they're
gonna end up winning the tagteam belt for their, like, their
show.
And I think when they win it,they're gonna throw this big whole
thing, and they're gonna tryto put on Pretty Deadly the musical.
I'm sorry.
Amazing representation.

(44:21):
I love it.
That'll be Nick's first episode.
He watches WWE the Musical.
Are you guys ready to play?
Jersey man, Florida man Yeah,yeah, yeah.
Yes, yeah.
Step inside the ring Flying inthe game from Carolina streets where

(44:45):
nobody knows his name Holston,Jersey, Florida man He can't read
a book but don't you judge himby his cover Take a closer look.
Homeless in a appearance buthe's sharper than attack he's quick
on his feet got no burden onhis back With a mic in hand he'll

(45:05):
make you laugh out loud Gamemaster Ryan is ready to wow the crowd.
Hey, hey, Ryan's here to playSwagger in each step lighting up
the day hey, hey, hey, ain'tno need to fear Game master in the

(45:32):
house.
Time to cheer.
Every week, Game master Ryanbrings us two news stories.
One is from Jersey, one isfrom Florida.
It's up to us to determinewhich one is which.
Take it away, Ryan.
Hey, guys, this is Ryan fromthe Parents Night out news team.
And here's some of the news Ifound this week.
Week.
A Bryan Adams concert inAustralia was canceled after a fatberg

(45:56):
caused sewage to overflow.
A fatberg is described as ahuge glob of cooking fat, grease,
and other waste that's heldtogether by wet wipes and rags and
can cause huge water system blockages.
Fatberg is also a term beingused to describe a man that was floating
off the coast of a Mexicanresort last week.
A new study shows that everyhot dog you eat takes 48 minutes

(46:18):
off your life.
After doing the math, we foundthat Chris should have died six years
ago.
That now has a 3.1% chance ofcoming into contact with Earth in
2032.
Just like this asteroid,Scott's wife also has a 3% chance
of coming in the next eight years.
In 2023, a former US soldierwas discharged for maintaining an

(46:40):
only fans account.
She had been serving the armyfor over a decade and was known for
her dedication and performance.
Performance.
I'm sure when Scott looks upthis woman, he'll have a dishonorable
discharge of his own.
In Shelby County, Ohio, policediscovered that individuals are using
old light bulbs to makemakeshift pipes for smoking drugs.
Do you know how many childrenit takes to change a light bulb?

(47:02):
Probably more than four,because Scott's basement is still
dark.
Anyways, let's get into thisweek's Florida man vs Jersey Man.
And for our first Ray.
A chiropractor is arrestedafter inappropriately touching a
patient during a chiropracticsession on Valentine's Day.
And for our second story, awoman exacts revenge on her boyfriend
by vandalizing his car over a$700 debt.

(47:23):
Okay, I think Ryan missed you.
All right, Nick, so we've gotchiropractic sex worker or $700 debt.
What do you think?
I'm gonna go on sex worker forFlorida just based on you?

(47:48):
All right, Darren.
I'm gonna go the car vandalismof the car as Florida sex worker
Jersey.
All right, Sarah, I'm gonnaagree with Darren.
I'm gonna go debt Florida.
Chris.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go sex worker Florida.
I think that's where RobertKraft got caught.
And then car Jersey.

(48:11):
Yeah, I think you're right.
Robert Kraft, Florida.
Yeah, I'm gonna go thechiropractic sex worker Florida.
And the 700 debt jersey.
All right, let's find out the answers.
So our first story is from NewJersey where a 68 year old chiropractor
from New Egypt, New Jersey wascharged with criminal sexual contact
after allegedlyinappropriately touching a patient

(48:31):
during a chiropractic exam.
I guess this patient ended upgetting more than what they bargained
for for Valentine's Day.
I know Miranda got RussellStover's chocolates.
I'm pretty sure Emily gotChris a frozen Stouffer's lasagna
because he eats like Garfield.
So that means our second storyis from Florida where an 18 year
old vandalized her exboyfriend's car over a 700 debt.

(48:53):
She vandalized the car byspray painting messages like devil
on it and smashing eggs allover it.
But in her haste, sheaccidentally vandalized the ex boyfriend's
neighbor's car by mistake.
Mistake.
You think it'd be prettyapparent that it's not her boyfriend's
car.
Unlike Scott, who is notapparent in any type of way.
Is not right there.

(49:14):
Anyways, that's it for me this week.
Back to you guys.
Ah, thank you so much, Ryan.
So speaking about good parents.
Yes.
We have to talk about Casey Anthony.
Tick tock.
Yeah, let's.
Let's do it.
I need to follow her immediately.
Yeah, so.
Oh, my God.
God.
So first of all, Nick, this isalmost the equivalent to when David

(49:34):
Duke, leader of the kkk,endorsed Trump for president.
They asked him to disavow.
Disavow.
Disavow.
Nick, we need you to disavowCasey Anthony.
She says she's a proponent ofthe LGBT community.
You know what?
She.
So she.
So she.
She advocates for women'srights, the LGBT community, but not.

(49:56):
Not children rights.
Interesting.
It's interesting she left that out.
But yeah, so she.
She came back to the Internet.
She.
And then she.
And then she decided to jumpback on the Internet and she.
And she reminded us that she is.
What's her daughter.
What was her daughter's name?
Haley.
Kay.
Kay.

(50:16):
She.
She reminded the Internet thather daughter is Kaylee Anthony.
Like, we forgot.
And.
And then just.
It was an advertisement tofollow her on Substack, which I don't
really know what that is.
I think it's like Google.
I think it's like, I thinkisn't substack for, like, workplaces,
which I would know nothing about.
Steve, can you get on that sub stack?

(50:37):
Yeah, Substack is some sort ofsocial media.
Is this the.
She only has 1700 followers.
Oh, I don't know.
I didn't follow her.
I wonder why are you on TikTokright now?
Dude, she's hot.
Oh, my God, that's gross.
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Scott doesn't think she did it.
Listen, at the time I would say.

(50:58):
I used to say I'd bag her.
I just wouldn't, you know,introduce her to my kids.
Oh, my God.
Maybe just the one say that.
Maybe not there.
So.
All right, we.
I.
I will, I will.
For content, for the podcast,for research.

(51:20):
I will follow her.
You have to follow her on substack.
Go.
You're have to make a substack account.
Make a substack account.
I will follow her her and thenI will find out where she grocery
shops and I will follow herthere as well.
If I had to.
If I had to.
For content, make a truthsocial account.
You're going to have to.
For Content, Make a substack account.
Listen, I'm an even trade.

(51:40):
Listen, if.
If Miranda could be married to a.
A serial killer, I could havea crush on a child killer, right?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, man.
So he's going to clip that andtake out killer.
And that somebody is you.
Why do you give them ideas?
That was more for me so Icould remember, but yeah.

(52:03):
So she's back.
We're gonna have to keepupdates on that.
You know what I'm stronglythinking about?
What if we.
What if we got her on the podcast?
I was thinking the same thing, Chris.
Like, I'm sure she's down forpublic appearances.
Like.
Yeah, we just want to talkabout, like, really light conversations,
stuff like that.
Nothing, Nothing too heavy.
Like what?
Substack?
Yeah.
Are you into true crime?
Yeah.
Did you.
Why did you kill your daughter?

(52:24):
Just like any, like.
Just like super, super lightrandom questions.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's a great idea.
How familiar are you with thewhole case, Anthony case?
Because, like, I know, like,Sarah and like, my dad would know
a lot about it because ithappened in Florida, but like, you
and Nick, like, I.
Don'T know how much happenedin Orlando.

(52:46):
Literally right down.
I've met her before, so.
So, I mean, I.
I do think it's a little.
This was a pretty big case.
It would almost be like, howfamiliar are you guys with 9 11?
Because that happened in New York.
I would say how well or.
Right.
No, that was more.
How familiar are you with the O.J.

(53:07):
case?
No, the Casey Anthony thingwas all that Nancy Grace was Nancy
Grace, but she put.
Put her name on the map withthat thing.
I hate Nancy Grace.
Love what she does, but I hate.
The fact that she was anattractive white woman.
Put her name on them.
Nancy Grace is not very attractive.
No Casey Anthony.
Oh, I think the fact that shegot away with killing her daughter
put her on the map.
Well, she's from Ohio, too.

(53:28):
I didn't remember that.
Oh, she vacations to Jersey.
What is this?
No, I'm kidding.
So.
So, you know, I rememberleaving my.
To answer your question,Darren, I remember at the.
At the advice of.
Who was the lady that I justtalked about that I said I didn't
like Nancy Grace.
Nancy Grace.
At the advice of Nancy Grace,I left the.

(53:50):
The lamp post light on forKaylee Anthony.
I don't know.
They told us to do that.
It was probably bigelectricity wanting us to do that.
Probably was not Nancy Grace.
But.
But yeah, no, so I, I wasvery, very familiar with.
Especially with the when thatdocumentary came out with her interviewing,
you know, talking about it onNetflix, I watched that.

(54:12):
Super interesting.
Oh, I forgot that they did aNetflix documentary.
Yeah, she's talking like she'sin it.
Like, she's talking like CaseyAnthony is in the documentary.
No, no, the other person.
Person.
Nancy Grace.
Nancy Grace is there to clearthe air that she had no involvement.
Yeah, Casey Anthony is in the thing.
It's crazy.
No, I'm gonna have to w.

(54:33):
Like, I just finished theGabby Patito documentary.
Now I'm gonna have to watchthe Casey Anthony documentary.
Yeah, I gotta watch the GabbyPatito one.
I've been really into truecrime lately.
This has turned into true crime.
I'm really into true crime.
I started listening to a newpodcast called Crime Junkie and the
biggest true crime podcast.

(54:53):
I don't know, I don't know if you've.
I don't know if you've heard of.
It, but it's called Crime Junkie.
Have you heard of the JoeRogan Experience?
So.
So I started listening to thatand would not recommend listening
to it before you go to bed.
I've had so many nightmares ofbeing murdered in the last few days.
More than usual.
What's.
What's better, Crime Junkie orthe World War II podcast that end

(55:15):
up time when I.
So I don't know if I evertalked about that on the podcast
or if it was on just Disneyverse, but I go to sleep listening
to Remy's Round Table.
Most of the time I justlistening to conversation when I
go to sleep.
And when I forget to put thetimer on, I wake up to a British
man narrating the.
It's like Hitler.
It's like the, the podcast is.

(55:36):
Is the rise of Hitler orsomething like that.
So I just, I wake up to that.
I have dreams about Hitler.
Hitler is coming after me.
He's.
He.
He's in a Volkswagen blastingKanye West.
Coming, Coming towards me with guns.
Yeah.
So between, Between I, I.

(55:56):
There's.
There's three.
Three scary things thathappened to me in the last year that
made me wake up terrified.
Listening to crime.
Don't get too close to bed.
The Hitler documentary andthen waking up to 911 audio on Remy's
Round Table, which is insertedinto the episode.
Ranking those, it would bepretty hard to rank 1, 2, and 3,
but the crime Junkie is, Isquickly climbing the ranks.

(56:18):
Very descriptive.
But yeah, it's a.
It's a.
Why is it so fascinating?
I don't know why.
I, I don't know why it's sofascinating because it's.
It's a real life murder mystery.
That's.
That's why it's kind of.
And Sarah, I know you'rereally into true crime, right?
I am.
I do fall asleep to it, no problem.
I.
I have had nightmares aboutHitler though, so I get that, but

(56:41):
for different reasons.
It's actually funny.
I've never had a nightmarewith the crew, with the true crime,
but I had to do a project onthe Holocaust in fourth grade and
I still think about that nightmare.

(57:01):
Not a bit.
Yeah, actually.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, Sarah, I'm obsessed withinformation that's coming out about
this Gene Hacker death.
Are you familiar with this at all?
I guess I'm not as up to dateon it as you are.
So now I'm intrigued.
Okay, so the day after the onechick from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(57:22):
died.
I forget her name.
Michelle Traction.
Who I like.
She played a 16 year old inevery movie that she was ever in
for like 20 years.
Like, I was like, does sheever age?
Apparently no know, becauseshe did.
And now she's dead.
But.
So the very next day, GeneHackman dies.

(57:43):
Gene Hackman sent him intocardiac arrest.
Major, major Hollywood actor.
He.
He starred as.
Oh God, Lex Luthor in theoriginal Superman movies with Christopher
Reeve.
He was in my favorite movie ofall time, Hoosiers.

(58:04):
He's been in a FrenchConnection, so, so many movies.
Well, so he dies, not thatweird, 95 years old.
But then I read that he, his65 year old wife and one of the dogs
were also found dead in the house.
Okay, things are gettingweird, right?

(58:25):
Sarah, this has true crime allover it.
Here's where things, they geteven weirder.
Okay?
So they've been, they've beendead for about 10 days when they,
when they've, when they'vebeen found.
So decomposition has begun andmummification and, And I don't know
what all that means.
I know Chris has some questions.

(58:46):
I'll let him ask what themummification process is.
You being a true crime expert, Sarah?
Well, based off of the sixepisodes that I've watched, they
found her in a mummifiedstate, which means her.
All of her organs would havebeen removed and she would have been
wrapped in toilets.
Toilet paper, right?
Did she have like a Halloweenbucket next to her?
Perhaps this was a.

(59:08):
Oh, you know, what is this, aHalloween Horror Nights ad?
Maybe, maybe, maybe it's justa word.
The Hackman experience.
So I, I think, I think, Chris,in the context of this, it was just
Decompos decomposition was.
Had.
Had begun because they weredead for like, over 10 days.
So here's the really weird thing.
They both Jean Hackman and hiswife were found in a position that

(59:31):
is consistent with someonejust abruptly falling.
There was an open pill bottlewith pills scattered all around her
body.
You don't just take pills anddie with them in your hand.
Like, that's like, like,that's like one of those, like crime
scene games that you play.
And it's like, that's the obvious.
Yeah, that's definitely planted.

(59:52):
Yeah.
So they found, they, they alsofound like, a space heater leader
was on the ground next to her,consistent with if she would have
been holding it or went tograb it and then fell.
The way that Gene Hackman'sbody was found was his cane and sunglasses
were just on the ground asthough he had fallen.
And then the dog was in thebathroom where she was found.

(01:00:13):
There were two other dogs onthe property running in and out of
the house because the door was open.
Well, they'd ever think aboutinterviewing them that lived.
Right.
They would know.
So, so they've done, they'vedone like, gas detection.
There's no carbon monoxide poison.
There's no evidence of carbonmonoxide poisoning.

(01:00:33):
There's no sign of force entry.
There's no sign of foul playother than there are two dead people
and a dead dog in the samehouse that died at approximately
the exact same time or aroundthe same time.
Sarah, you are the true crime expert.
What is happening here?
No, I have no idea.

(01:00:54):
I.
I really don't.
That is now I'm going to beobsessed and I'm going to start looking
stuff up.
Sarah, I spent nine days of myvacation just refreshing Google to
see if, like, we have newinformation because the toxicology
report's not back yet.
Nothing's back yet.
I just want to see the moment.
Right.
The extent of what I knew wasthat they both died.
Didn't know there was a dog involved.

(01:01:16):
I'm sorry, Scott.
And that there was no.
That the carbon monoxide cameback negative.
That was all I knew.
So now you've just added somany layers to it.
It's so weird.
That is very strange.
Can you go over there, livestream it, please?
Yes.

(01:01:36):
Going live.
So, Sarah, now that JimmyCarter recipes is dead, we need Hackman
updates.
So if you could follow thisstory and give us the, the updates
on the investigation, please.
Got it.
Thank you.
Hey, Chris.
Scott, you got any Cliff Notes?
I do.

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(01:03:13):
Nick, did you enter thedetails for this?
So we started off the podcastwith Scott returning from Mexico.
Scott, you might as well beMexican, since he came back here
and stole my job.
Oh, my God.
Upon arriving to Mexico, Scottsaid he was super interested.
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I was really confused aboutthis until I realized it's the two

(01:03:34):
things he loves the most.
Oh, my God.
Scott and Rachel love silent discos.
Scott loves them to dance.
And Rachel loves them becauseit makes Scott shut the up.
We talked about a woman wholeft a horrible note on her receipt
at a restaurant.
Turns out the only tip shegives are to Border Patrol.

(01:03:56):
Oh.
And lastly, we talked aboutGene Hackman's death.
And although people thinkthere's foul play, the only crime
there is all the horriblemovies he's made.
Those are my Cliff Notes.
Thank you so much.
He was in the Replacements.
God damn it.
That was a national treasure,that movie.
I actually, I.
I have no.

(01:04:17):
I don't think I've ever seen aGene Hackman movie.
You never saw the originalSuperman with Christopher Reeve?
No, that's a movie I've never seen.
I was dead, like about whenthat came out.
Hoosiers when I was younger.
It was one of those moviesthat was always on tv.
The French Connection.
I put America first.

(01:04:39):
Try was he was in a movie withWill Smith.
Hey, what's he in?
The Foreign Affairs.
The French Connection.
The Mexican.
I'm looking at his IMDb pageand I have no welcome to Moose Port.
Sounds familiar, but I'venever seen it.
Yeah, I don't know that one.
The Royal Tannenbaums.
Oh, he was in the Royal Tannen Bombs.
Yeah, I have no idea what that is.

(01:05:00):
It sounds like something onchannel 49.
My parents swear that that'sthe only movie they've ever walked
out of at the theater.
Really?
Yep.
I've never seen it.
He was in the.
The Replacements,Heartbreakers and Enemy of the State.
Oh, he was an ant.
He was an ants.
He was an ass.
Yeah.
Enemy of the State.

(01:05:21):
Was that.
Oh, no, I haven't seen that one.
It's Will Smith.
Oh, he was in the Twilight.
I think that's.
He was the wolf.
The bird cage.
Get shorty.
Crimson Tide.
I thought they found him inhis mud room.
Oh, the bird cage.
The movie.
Oh, my God.
The Firm, Unforgiven.
He's been in a ton of movies.

(01:05:42):
Yeah, bad ones, actually.
Like, he.
He definitely made his movie money.
Yes, he did.
Has to be.
It has to be a relative thatkilled him for the money.
I think I.
I'm very much looking forward to.
Oh, he was in Young Frankenstein.
That's a big movie.
Yep.
But I don't know if it was themain role.
It was not the main role.

(01:06:03):
No, I mean a main role.
And it was.
I can't believe you've neverseen the original Superman.
No, I really want to.
I.
I just watched like a clip theother day, and by clip, I was scrolling
through Twitter and it was agif of Superman.
It's like, oh, it looks pretty.
That's pretty good for like 19.
Like 45.
It was not 1945.
Superman.
Superman came out now.

(01:06:23):
Superman 1 came out in theearly 80s.
Well, I don't think so.
I think it was probably 1977.
Okay.
1978 is when the originalSuperman came out.
It was a very late 70s looking movie.
Superman 2 came out 1980.
Then what?
The guy fell off a horse orsomething, broke his neck.
Right?
The.
Yes, Christopher Reefs.
Not gene hacking.

(01:06:43):
He just fell, apparently.
Yeah, allegedly.
You guys got anything going onwith the kids this week?
Go ahead.
No, you go first.
You don't have a kid.
You go first since you don'thave any kids.
Oh, thank you.
Like, surprise.
Actually, dad, we're expecting.
Don't do that.
I have.

(01:07:04):
I have something really coolhappening tomorrow that I can't talk.
Talk about.
And that's where I'll leave it.
That's so messed up.
I actually know what it is.
I think we all know what it is.
We just can't talk about it.
If you know what I do forwork, you know what it is.
In nine months, Scott, you'regonna be very surprised.
Yeah, this is the.
The long game.

(01:07:24):
I'm actually the.
The pornhub gay.
The ride is for you after all.
No, he doesn't have a kid, buthe does have someone calling him
Daddy.
Oh my God.
Nick.
So I don't have anything comeup with my child because my husband

(01:07:47):
and I are taking an adultsonly vacation this weekend.
Oh that's right.
We leave on Friday night toSan Juan to go on a Virgin voyages
cruise.
Nice.
How long come too please.
And then can they also joinyou on the cruise?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Well, it won't take that longfor the, for the first part to happen.

(01:08:10):
When does this podcast end?
We are, we're going on a sevenday cruise.
We're doing southern Caribbeanthis time.
So actually have a newdestination that I haven't been to
yet.
We're going to Antiga, St.
Lucia, Barbados, St.
Martin.
So we got a lot of reallyawesome stops.

(01:08:31):
I'm really excited that in Nice.
And listen, if you're going tobe booking a vacation, don't do what
my wife did and book notthrough Sandpiper Vacations because
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(01:08:53):
them that the Parents Nightout podcast sent you.
Yeah.
And like I said, like it.
It doesn't cost anything touse my services.
So the issue that you guys hadunfortunately was you had an introd
luxury rate that I was notable to access.
But now I have access to allthose things for that resort.
But yeah, we can book anyresort out there and I'm here to
help you guys.
So whenever your flights getdelayed or canceled, which happens

(01:09:15):
a lot, I will make sure youget out of there as soon as you can.
Awesome.
Sarah, you got anything going on?
Nope.
The kids have testing this week.
Does Abby have testing too?
You wouldn't know.
Testing this week?

(01:09:36):
Yes.
So they're going to be doing that.
Does your child alsoprocrastinate until the last minute
to tell you about projects andthen especially the ones that you
have to go and, and buy stuff for?
Okay, just wondering.
So that's due tomorrow.
I need, I need a poster board.
For a project that startthat's due tomorrow.
No, we needed so much morethan that.

(01:09:56):
But you know, of course thesickness, the flu that's going around
also landed on the sameweekend as the project being.
Dude, my daugh doesn't haveany projects.
It's weird.
They don't do that kind ofstuff anymore.
They don't teach them things,they don't give them homework, they
don't.
They just yell at them.
I mean, what do they.
I'm Gonna start justhomeschooling, I think.

(01:10:16):
Give them the important factsof life.
Right.
Well, you know.
You know what Abby does is shewaits until the last minute and says,
hey, I need this permissionslip signed and money.
It's due tomorrow, so I haveno opportunity to check her grades.
Do I need to, like, negot8?
No, it's like, you have to doit now.

(01:10:38):
And so I get.
I get stuck.
We don't.
Yeah, we don't have that problem.
You heard her say, I don'tnegotiate with terrorists.
She said, fine, I won't.
I won't let you have to negotiate.
I'll just hold the gun to your head.
Exactly.
Chris, you got anything goingon this week?
Today was state inspectionsfor my company, which is.

(01:10:59):
Happens twice a year.
And today day, I brought mysecret weapon with me, the baby.
And we've never had a faster inspection.
No failures.
Everyone wanted to see her.
It's the best.
Having a baby is the bestbecause you can do things like that.
You go places.

(01:11:20):
The attention's not on you.
The attention is on her.
And then the best part is whenyou're out.
It's the perfect excuse to getout of a place early.
We went out to dinner onFriday night, and it was getting
a little late.
Like nine.
And we're like, oh, we gottago home to relieve the babysitters.
And we got out of there, and Iwhispered to my friend's ear, whose
wife is pregnant, said, you'llbe able to have an excuse soon, too.

(01:11:41):
I cannot wait.
It's the best excuse.
Oh, it's great.
No one ever questions it.
It's the best.
There's a bachelor party inDaytona at the Daytona 500.
It's gonna cost hundreds andhundreds and hundreds of dollars
in August.
It's like, I'm sorry, guys, guys.
Gotta provide for the.
Gotta provide for my family.
Yeah, it's the best.
Oh, just wait, though.

(01:12:01):
When she gets a little bitolder, you're gonna be like, making
excuses to go today.
Anybody want to go to Daytona?
He has excuses already.
They can come down here andhang out with us in Daytona.
That is true.
Up with a sweet resort, goodpizza, and I'll be babysit.
You see how perfect that is?

(01:12:22):
Wow.
I might have to reconsider this.
I might have to rejoin thegroup chat that I left for the.
Chris will be in town inApril, so I'm sure we're gonna have
a lot of stories.
Absolutely.
So next week, we.
And I'm sorry, Nick, you're.
You won't be here for it.
But that's okay.
You'll be here in spirit.
We need to come up with thetopic or the.

(01:12:42):
The.
The categories for the friendies.
Because I was supposed to dothat before I left.
I didn't do that.
And now the.
The friendies are gettinglater in.
Later every year.
It supposed to be February.
Last year it was March.
This year it's going to be April.
So we've got to start comingup with that next week.
So it can be the same weekendas WrestleMania weekend.
It can be like right after WrestleMania.
The Monday.
The Monday after.

(01:13:03):
Oh, I love that idea.
It's like the.
The Monday after WrestleMania.
That's a good idea, Darren.
Let's shoot for that.
I like that.
Give Chris and I more time to procrastinate.
Go ahead, Sarah.
You want to say something?
You can just let me know whenthat is, because I am now going to
be the only one who doesn'tunderstand wrestling.
Because I know that as soon aswe log off, Nick's going to be watching

(01:13:26):
YouTube.
My husband's.
My husband's not home, so it'sjust me and wrestling night.
Darren, where can ourlisteners find you?
You can find me on Instagram,Darren, underscore maffei and then
it'll link to all of my othersocials and whatever the parents
night out Twitter is called.

(01:13:46):
No, I don't know, Nick.
You can find me on socialmedia vacations.
Follow along.
I'm going to be doing somelive streaming next week aboard a
cruise ship.
And you can find me onInstagram at Emotional support G.
Nick, Sarah, you.
Can find me on Tik Tok atSuper Sarah 94.
Chris, just follow us on Tik Tok.

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Dot.
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And our Instagram follow us onInstagram, which is parents.
I don't know, actually.
What's our Instagram?
I have no idea.
You changed the name.
No, I changed the Twitter name.
I think I changed the name.
I don't remember.
Pod.
Parents Night.

(01:14:27):
Pod.
All of our links are rightthere on our website.
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just click on the logo of thesocial media.
I'll take you right there andthen just follow us.
Thanks for letting me strugglethrough that.
Just to.
I don't know why you weretalking about the.
The podcast socials.
I was asking about yours.
I always.
Yeah, but whatever.
But I'm.
I.
Look, I'm more active on therenow and you are.

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