December 22, 2024 • 49 mins
Join us for a hilarious and insightful discussion as the crew dives into holiday traditions, family dynamics, and the joys of parenting during the festive season. This episode features a heartwarming moment as Darren shares his plans for his daughter's first Christmas, including a special tradition of reading "The Night Before Christmas." The conversation takes a comedic turn as the group navigates the chaos of family gatherings, revealing the inevitable drama that arises when 25 relatives come together under one roof. With tales of Santa's festive fire truck visits and a wild dinner encounter with a Russian family, the humor flows freely. Plus, don't miss the highlights of Nick's recent Disney cruise experience and the ongoing mystery of drones hovering over New Jersey. Grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy the pure, unfiltered fun that only comes from a night out with no new friends.
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My name is Scott.
I'm the host.
With me as always, the scumbagreselling hoarder himself, Chris.
Happy National Roast SucklingPig Day.
Scott.
Thank you.
Chris, the Jewish American princess.
Sarah, hello.
Our emotional support gay.
Nick, it's me.
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I'm a gay.
The wise man, Darren.com.
I wish he spoke proper English.
And our producer, Alex.
I'm just Scott, but with hair.
Well, we've been.
We've been waiting for aboutan hour.
Sarah's had some technicalproblems, but we think we've got
some of them sorted out.
We can hear her now.
It doesn't sound like she's ata phone booth, so that's a win.
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Sarah, how are you today?
I could be a lot better.
Well, listen, don't buy thediscounted computers.
I didn't.
It's a.
It's a great computer.
I don't know what's going on.
Listen, I.
I'm just glad you're Here.
So right before we started recording.
Chris, this is your daughter'sfirst Christmas.
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It is, yeah.
It's her first Christmas.
Yeah.
She will never remember it,but we will.
You will.
You will.
Do you have any things planned?
Like, like, I mean, yeah,Opening presents?
Of course.
Well, like, are you doing any.
Are you, are you, you know,trying to start any traditions?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I bought her a cameofrom Eddie De.
And so that's coming in.
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No, you know what?
All, all comedy aside, I havethis actually really cool tradition
that ever since I was little,my dad would read me and my sister
the night before Christmas.
And I, my parents bought me abook inside.
You know, to Chris, love Momand D.
When I was little.
And Emily actually just got memy own night before Christmas book
so I could read to Ellieevery, every year.
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Oh, cool.
Before.
And you know what the weirdestpart is?
It's like the perfect storm.
First of all, my sister'ssleeping over that night because
she has to work on Christmas.
She's a first responder.
I guess she's a secondresponder because the police would
respond first.
Then she's the nurse, shewould respond second.
So she's a second responderand she does have to work Christmas.
So she's sleeping over so shecan open some presents with.
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Spend the morning with Ellie.
She didn't want to sleep overto spend the morning with me and
Emily was for my daugh.
But that's okay.
Yeah, I'm always second fiddle now.
But anyway, so this.
So my sister will be over sowe can read the book together to
her, which is really coolbecause my dad read it to us when
we were growing up, so now meand my sister can read it to my daughter.
Pretty cool.
But the weirdest part about itis Emily bought this book because
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she liked the art and it'sreally cool.
The, the pictures are really neat.
On one of the page, Santa hasa naughty or nice list.
And he has the nice list out.
And the first name on his nicelist is Ellie.
Wow.
And it.
And Emily had no idea.
It was like the strangest thing.
That's really cool.
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Yeah, pretty cool.
So really excited to, reallyexcited to.
To start that tradition this year.
And I, I, you know, myfavorite thing that I get to start
is eating cookies.
Like, you know, it'sacceptable this year, right?
I, you know, every other yearit's frowned upon.
I get yelled at.
My daughter tells me, stop,stop, stop.
On Christmas Eve, no one can tell.
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Me no because Ellie has to putout cookies and cookies for Santa
Yeah, yeah.
Why would Chris eat them?
But if Santa.
Chris might.
Exactly.
Because if you leave, like,Santa always takes a bite of the
cookie.
Listen, we all know that Santaalways takes a bite.
I get to eat the rest now.
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Yeah, he leaves a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a big milk guy, too.
I'm a huge, huge.
I was Anastasia milk.
I don't like eggnog.
I like coquito, but I don'tlike eggnog.
Sarah, you coquito guy.
Cow.
No.
Well, no, not really.
Okay.
Don't.
Don't let Louis know that.
No, they take them like juststraight shots.
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Lewis likes it just on ice.
I can't do it.
Interesting.
Yeah.
This may be the end of theirmarriage, Chris.
I know.
We're going to have to cutthat, Alex.
No, in fact, so Kokito, forthose who don't know, is a Puerto
freaking eggnog.
And it's so popular when.
Whenever we have our Christmas parties.
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One of my.
One of my aids that are an aidto the drivers that I employ.
Aids.
I know.
I'm trying to phrase this.
Sorry, Trying to phrase thisin a certain way.
One of my employees.
Oh.
This older Puerto Rican woman,she smuggles coquito into the restaurant
that we have our.
Our holiday.
Our Christmas party, which isalways really fun.
She's.
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What else is she smuggling?
I'll tell you guys after the podcast.
Yeah, so I.
I love Christmas.
And, you know, you guys knowthat we do the Polar Express sleepover
and.
And whatnot, but somethingthat's really cool in.
In nicer neighborhoods.
I don't know if everybody onthis podcast has experienced this,
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but when Santa comes by on thefire truck.
Oh, wow.
We actually all got to enjoythat together before.
We did.
We did.
Yeah.
I get super excited.
All the last two years.
I've missed it.
I was at work this year, andthen last year I decided to take
a nap, and in my dream, I'mbeing chased by police, and I wake
up.
I'm like, oh, my God, it's Santa.
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And I come running downstairsjust in time for him to turn down
to the next street.
So I just got to see his backside.
But nice backside of Santa.
Weird.
Weird thing about that isusually comes around around dinner
time.
Supper, if you will.
And then he'll arrive arounddinner time.
That's.
That's the first time Iactually ever said the word supper.
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But anyway, so I.
I don't like.
I hate that word, by the way.
Horrible word.
Horrible word.
Great word for a.
Grandparents would use it in afew years.
Yes, sir.
The only word my dad used.
Yeah, that's okay.
I'm sorry.
You're Jewish, so it's, it's fine.
My parents.
Jewish thing, I think.
I think it's a Jewish thing.
Jewish and German, ironically.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Because if you say it withlike a Jewish like New York grandmother
accent, it sounds supernatural.
Time for supper.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it time for supper yet?
That's way better.
Darren Scott's was like Italian.
Yeah.
I don't know what mine was,but yeah, I, I, my parent.
My mom still says supper and I.
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It makes me cringe.
It's like I would rather hearthe word moisture than supper.
Supper's just.
Yeah.
So it was 9 o'clock when wegot on here to record and all of
a sudden I just hear sirensand I just assume it's another stabbing.
And I go outside and to mysurprise, it's Santa.
But it's not just Santa.
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It's Santa on the back of the truck.
And there's like, there's a,there's two paramedics, right?
There's two paramedics.
I guess just in case there isa stabbing.
Because I guess it's a.
It's just like, let's justthrow them out there anyway, just
in case.
Two fire trucks and, and Idon't even know what kind of vehicle
he was in.
A tr.
Being pulled in a trailer.
So I guess, you know what?
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If you're a criminal.
If you're a criminal, thenight that Santa is going around
town would probably be thebest time.
Like if you're an arsonist.
Oh my gosh.
It's like, think about it.
Feeding frenzy.
Light all the houses you wanton fire.
On the night that Santa'sgoing around.
They're using up all their,all their trucks.
Not a, not a bad, not a bad point.
Yeah, we should probably cut that.
But seriously.
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And seriously, what are they doing?
Like, you know, when I waslittle, I used to love that.
Now that I pay taxes, it'slike, why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this?
Just stay, stay at thefirehouse and play cards.
Like, I, I am like, I, I'mwatching him go down the street.
I'm like counting oneMississippi, two Mississippi.
Just, just counting all theemissions coming out of there, the
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exhaust pipes.
Knowing that I'm paying forall the gas.
That's me.
That's being spent to refuelthat fire truck.
Yeah, they started doing Santain our neighborhood during COVID
And it's on the fire truck aswell too.
But he has like no.
Nobody else accompanying.
It's literally just a firetruck rolling through.
And they don't.
Like we stood outside liketrying to wave and it's literally
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like a quick drive by, likedidn't even slow down to stop.
And he's sitting in the frontseat because it's cold outside, so
he's got the heat on.
And see, my taxes are really high.
I think that's why they do areal slow roll by.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nick, what kind of.
What kind of holidaytraditions do you all do?
So Sean usually worksChristmas Eve, so I usually spend
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it alone.
But we.
The past couple years I'veactually been going out to my neighbors
and doing like a friend'sChristmas Eve type thing with them
and just hang out with them.
So it's been a fun time doing that.
And then we'll wake upChristmas morning when Santa comes.
Sometimes he comes at nighttime, sometimes.
It comes during the day.
Yeah, he comes multiple times.
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He's never coming during theday for me.
He just comes whenever he wants.
I've been very naughty, soSanta's always coming for me.
So we did the presents in themorning and then he arrives.
He's just hanging out with us now.
There's some really hot daddySanta pictures this year I've seen.
I'm.
I'm almost turned on by Santanow, I think.
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Oh, really?
Oh, wow.
Good for you.
I just.
I just wanted to admit that that.
Would be a fun little dress upplay date with you and Sean does.
Him dressing up as Santa.
Yeah.
One of you dress up a Santa.
One of you is the right.
Well, no.
I could be a hell of an elf.
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There you go.
Chris already has the costumefor the elf, so.
And the height.
Yeah.
Christmas.
We've started our owntraditions the past few years.
We don't go back to myhometown Alima anymore.
We try to keep it here justbecause it got too much with traveling
and stuff.
Sure.
We have my parents come downhere now, so we do Christmas Eve
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at my brother's house.
And it's just a nice smallgathering now.
It's not as crazy as it usedto be, which is unnice.
Yeah.
Sarah, what about you?
What do you all do?
Well, we're bad this year.
We don't even have a tree or anything.
I know.
We're like super not festivethis year.
Not even the menorah?
Not.
Yeah, the menorah.
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That doesn't start yet untilwe put that out the night of.
And I don't even know if.
I mean I should.
I Should.
It's a candle.
It's more than just a candle.
Well, it's a.
It's a.
It's like multiple candles.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a candlestick.
It's not like you have to goto the tree farm and pick one out
and decorate it.
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You just, you put the candleholder up and you put the candles
in.
You light it.
You know, we've talked in thepast about my little end cap at the
grocery stores.
You know how difficult it canbe to find Hanukkah candles sometimes
because realistically they'resupposed to be made in Israel.
So you have to make sure thatthey were made in Israel.
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So sometimes it's hard to find them.
It's hard to find them.
Where do you live?
Iran.
What about like, isn't thereJewish Amazon or Amazon?
I never thought about that.
Wow.
Of everything I buy online, Inever thought about Amazon.
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Okay.
That's my first step.
Yeah, I feel like there wouldbe authentic Hanukkah candles on.
On the Amazon.
Yeah, Scott ever thinks of theAmazon either.
That's just because he doesn'tlike the people.
Stop.
As a real Jew, I still havelike a quarter of a box somewhere
next to the menorah in storage.
So, you know, we have thefirst couple nights.
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I think it's really funny thatthat's the thing that you decide
to be loyal to.
Like, that's that' that you'regonna stick to.
We've got to buy the rightkind of candles for the menorah.
I do pick and choose what Ilike to follow, that's for sure.
I love that.
I love that.
Yes, yes.
But realistically, we areapparently having brunch at my in
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laws.
So that's everybody's gonna betogether and we will have some gifts
for the girls.
But we buy experiences now.
We're not doing tangible gifts anymore.
So both the girls out of theSanta phase?
No.
What is the Santa face?
Hyundai makes litter.
It's a crossover suv.
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So how.
Wait, how do you explain thatto the younger one?
What do you mean Santa'sbringing experiences?
Well, no, Sano still bringsgifts, so there will still be some.
But like from us, it's itexperiences now.
Okay, so last year we went toPuerto Rico and then this year we've
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got something else plannedjust in case anybody listens or is
still awake.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
Yes.
Yes.
But it's going to be amazing.
Okay, Very cool.
Darren, what's your favorite?
I.
I know what you do and I knowyour holiday traditions.
What's Your favorite.
And why is it my birthday?
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It's not your birthday this year.
This year was fun though.
I.
So for reasons I won't gointo, but I, I do not like this time
of year.
I have a very hard time thistime of year when it comes to doing
activities.
But I would say probably myfavorite, it's probably watching
Christmas Vacation.
This is my all time favoriteChristmas movie in the entire world.
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It's a great one.
It's a great one.
Did you say it was your birthday?
I did.
Oh, wow.
Well, I, you know, birthday,you know, I know your birthday was
the other day, but we don'thave deep pockets like, like your
wife, so.
So we weren't able to gettogether a.
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A fun to be able to get you acameo of an A lister right away.
We did chip in and were ableto get somewhat of substance.
Okay.
Happy birthday, Scott.
Have you ever seen Rocket manor the Kingsman or.
Or maybe that new movie calledCarry On?
I just watched Carry on the Other.
Ring starring none other than.
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Not Jason Bateman, but the British.
No.
The Eagle.
Eagleton.
Edgerton.
Edgerton.
Yes.
Spoiler alert.
We were actually able to kindof pitch it and get Tarot Edgerton
for you.
No.
Stop.
Without any further ado, TaronEdgerton, everybody.
Can you see Taryn?
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Yes, hello, Scott.
My name's Taryn Edgarson.
And basically if your friendscouldn't afford an A list celebrity,
nor did they want to.
But Scott, you need to go tothe gym and stop this weird obsession
with the dog, right?
Or I will report you to the rspca.
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Honestly, mate, stop bombing dogs.
It's not good, right?
The poor dog doesn't deserve it.
What did the poor dog do to you?
Yeah, yeah, Come here, Snoopy.
Come here while I bum you.
Nah, it doesn't work like that.
All right?
I will be keeping an eye on you.
Yeah, bestiality is a crime.
You dirty.
Everybody.
Ah, that was good.
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So I do have more.
But hey, I did not know wewere recording this week, so.
So there's no trickling in.
So maybe we'll have one a weekfor the next year.
Okay.
That was if anybody's everinterested in booking that guy, that
is Englishman in Swansea for adollar on cameo.
I, I literally said, pleasejust say that you're someone famous
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from Wales like Taron Edgerton.
And then also my friend has aweird obsession with dogs and he
made all that up.
I said nothing about the.
Any of that.
He, he, I guess he listens tothe podcast.
So Scott, Scott just wanted touh, you know, that was just super.
It took a lot for us to beable to.
It was a whole quarter for that.
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So.
And so I just.
From the bottom of our heart,happy birthday.
Thank you.
From the Kingsman himself.
Yeah.
Well, Darren, you, you gotyou, you had a fun night the other
night.
You went to Kobe Steakhouse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Love, love me some cookies.
What's your head helicopter?
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That.
Oh my God.
Oh, we went.
The beef.
Yeah, the, the beef Steakhouse.
The Kobe Steakhouse.
Kobe.
No.
Wow.
The Japanese steakhouse.
Yeah.
But you almost got shot at.
Yeah, the Russian mob is.
I've been, I joined Sarah andwitness protection.
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That's actually why she can'tshow herself.
The process of changing.
We got too close.
Not really a bad to hair day.
So what, what, what happened?
I, I, I still don't understandthis story.
You were sending textmessages, but I was busy, so I couldn't
really keep up with it in real time.
Yeah.
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So I went out to dinner tocelebrate an anniversary.
And we were sat down at thetable, there was two of us, and then
there was a party of three.
All, all the way across fromthe table.
And then up walks anotherparty of three.
This mom and her two childrencould tell that they were seemed
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like Russian, not really sure.
Talking in a Eastern European accent.
So it just had to be Russian.
Were they threateningUkrainian people?
How did you know they were Russian?
They just.
Vodka, please.
Is it a tracksuit?
No, no tracksuit.
No tracksuit yet.
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Do they have a video ofRussian prostitutes peeing on Trump?
How did you know they were Russian?
I made an assumption.
I, I'm just like father, likesudden apple, but.
So the three of them sit downand then up walks Sarah.
Speaking of a tracksuit.
This man, full tracksuit,chain hanging out, slicked back hair,
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drink in his hand.
Russian man just slamming hisdrink on the table, very excited
to be there.
You could tell he spent the 30minutes he was waiting to be sat
at the bar.
Okay.
And he decided he wanted tobecome my new best friend.
Oh, dad, I'm sorry.
I, I, I, my, my audio cat.
You said this is your dad?
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Yeah, he decided he wanted tobe my new best friend.
I told him, I was like, hey, Iwas on a podcast called no new friends
or you can't can't talk to you.
And he was like, no, where areyou from?
Oh, how's the weather here?
Just asking me all thesequestions about Florida.
I'm like, well, you know,how's the weather?
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Correct.
And then it's good.
Yeah, it's good.
He could tell I wasuninterested in talking to him.
So he just got up and walkedaway from his family.
Yeah, correct.
So he walks away.
Server comes, start takingeverybody's orders at the table,
and then he.
His wife orders a drink, andthen he.
Vodka cocktail, maybe vodka.
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But his.
He walks back up, doublefisting drinks.
He's got a shot of, like, sake.
And then you can double fist at.
In public.
But I do whatever.
Me either.
Me either.
I was like.
I was like, whoa, man, youjust gotta.
What's the address?
(21:31):
So wait, so you guys weresitting at, like, is it one of those
places that cook the food infront of you?
Yeah, it's a Japanese steakhouse.
They cook the food in front of you.
Oh, yeah.
You guys don't have Kobe steakhouse.
You have, like, Benihana.
Yeah, yeah.
Place.
Yeah.
Okay, I was confused.
I'm like, you're just sharingtables with your friend now or.
No, that's right.
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That's fair.
That's right.
So he walks back up, twodrinks in his hands, and his wife
is, like, screaming at him inRussian about something like, you
can't ever do this again.
How do you know it was Russian?
Okay.
Some Eastern European language.
I'm sorry, was she like a mailorder bride?
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Oh.
Maybe.
Maybe I.
I should have.
I should have asked.
Yeah, that's.
That's my fault.
I'm not very good at conversations.
Always.
Just be blunt with them and just.
If he wants to be your friend.
Yeah, true.
Learn about him.
Just, like, be what with them?
Be one.
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Be one with him.
All right, so you're getting fisted.
Doubly.
Doubly fisted.
Okay.
Russian screaming.
The server asks.
He's like, hey, what do you.
What do you want?
And he's like, ah, I'm such aneasygoing guy.
I.
I'll just.
It'll be the easiest manyou've ever served.
Just give me whatever's good.
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So Nick says too.
And he's like, okay, well, doyou want the steak?
Do you want.
He said, whatever is good.
So this I can see.
It's like the Grinch.
When the Grinch gets the ideato rob the.
Who's the server, just getsthis big grin.
He's like, well, you know, ifyou want the best, we have this wagyu
steak right here.
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Oh, boy.
Oh, wow, man.
Doesn't even look at the menu.
And he's like, I'll take it.
The wagyu steak.
A hundred and fifty dollars.
Oh, just this one item.
A hundred and fifty dollars.
No big deal.
To the Russian mafia.
He said, have a good time.
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You only live once.
Have a good time.
Yeah.
Correct, correct.
So he goes.
He gets this phenomenal wagyu steak.
At one point, the chef thatcame and, like, cooked the food,
he was a little bit heavierset guy.
Yeah.
Pay extra for that picture.
For the chef coming.
(23:57):
Oh.
Again, what's the address?
It's already in your DMs.
There's fisting.
There's chefs coming.
It's.
I know a chef.
Oh.
So he's like, ah.
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You know, you've never heardof a skinny chef.
And this chef is just like.
He cuts his character because,you know, like, at Japanese steakhouses,
they're either actually from Japan.
Oh, Japanese volcano.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Japanese.
They play up the accent.
And he was like, wait, really?
They do fake accents?
Yeah, yeah.
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Especially here in Orlando.
Their name tag says, like,Quan, but it's like, Ken or Bob.
I love that.
Yeah, they definitely put on a show.
That is great.
But, like, he.
He asked him.
He's like, oh, what'd you say?
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And then he was like, neverheard of a skinny chef?
And then he said, what did yousay to me?
Like, it's straight up, like,no accent.
The clearest I could ever hear him.
What did you say to me?
Deep voice.
And the Russian guy justrepeats it again, and he's like,
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okay.
I don't know if the chef wasjust over it or if he just respected
him.
He's like, you know what?
You said it to me straight up.
I've never met Skinny Chef.
Correct, correct.
So he just continues on makingthe food.
Doesn't really conversate anymore.
Doesn't do any of the bits or anything.
He's just there making the food.
The most boring trip to aJapanese takeout I've ever been to.
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They didn't do the volcano.
He stacked it up, and he waslike, oh, volcano.
And then, like, immediatelytore it down.
Volcano.
Not even like, oh.
It was like, once you in andout, he was like, oh, volcano.
And then, like, stabbed it immediately.
Yeah, correct.
So he cooked the food.
This man ate.
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His wife also just not havinga good time.
This man ate his entire, like,four plates of food because it kind
of.
It came with just more or morethan just the wagyu.
It came with, like, lobster.
It came with another type ofsteak, chicken.
He ate it all before his wifehad even, like, began to, like, touch
her rice.
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Did you tell him I've nevermet a skinny Russian?
No, no, no, I didn't tell him that.
But he, like, leans over to meto get me to talk again.
And, like, I.
I'm on a date.
So he's like.
He's like, hey, do you.
Do you love her?
And I was like, what?
And he was like.
He was like, I loved her once.
But now she's fat and ugly.
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Like, yeah, I loved her once.
Ten years ago.
Never, never get married.
Darren got into the parkinglot on his way to his car.
Donated three more billiondollars to Ukraine.
So I was like.
I, like, laughed it off.
End of the meal.
They clean up everything.
This man's mad because, like,I'm not talking to him.
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My date's not talking to him.
The other party of the table'snot talking to him.
His wife gets up with his daughter.
And he looks like.
He looks at them, and then helooks at me and he's like, you know
what?
You all suck.
Like, at the top of his lungsat this.
Like, the entire restaurantcan hear.
The entire restaurant gotsilent and just turned their heads
to look at us and was like.
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He's like, you all suck.
You all don't know how toconversate, for you are awful company.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Throws this entire thing infront of his son.
Meanwhile, it's his son'sbirthday, so the entire, like, staff
is, like, coming out with thedrums, and they're like, happy birthday
to you.
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Bringing out this cake.
The sun's, like, about, like,tearing up.
And then they.
The family brought in, like,their own ice cream cake.
The ice cream cake theybrought in, half melted.
Like, already destroyed.
How is this not a movie?
It should.
It felt like a movie.
I felt like I was living.
Like, I was like, cut the cameras.
All right, I'm on punked.
Where's Ashton?
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Oh, my God.
Wow.
So then finally, the serverbrought the checks.
I paid, and then, like, Igrabbed my data.
I was like, all right, wegotta get.
We gotta get out of here.
And then I just hear, like,the cocking of a bunch of.
Yeah.
Of a bunch of weapons.
And he was like, ah, there he is.
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And I just was.
I booked it out of there.
Oh, it sounds like Tuesday for Chris.
Yeah, I mean, that's justwalking down the street, so.
I'm glad you're okay.
Thank you.
Sounds like a great.
Great.
I'm not.
That would have been.
It's such a funny story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Way funnier.
You got shanked by the Russian guy.
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So.
Speaking of funny stories.
Don't know that it's funny,but I was thinking about this the
other day, so in currentevents, we all have an alibi for.
For Luigi Mangioni.
No, no.
Well, we've all posted.
Everybody is posted onFacebook or Instagram where, you
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know, Luigi has helped themwith chores or whatever, around the
house or the shop or whatever.
But the point is, we all knowwho Luigi Mangione is.
Correct?
Yes.
Yeah, he's my.
He's my college roommate.
He was on my couch the other day.
Yeah.
On December 4th, 6am, deliversthe pizzas.
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With my friend Mario.
Right.
Sarah, you know who Luigi is?
Luigi Mangioni.
I kind of.
Yeah.
Okay, so he's.
He's.
Alleged assassination of theCEO of UnitedHealthcare.
Does anybody know the CEO's name?
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I heard his name once.
I'll.
I digress.
So both Nick and Chris, youguys have had drones flying around
New Jersey and Ohio.
What's going on up there?
Because they started there.
Yeah, started.
They're still here.
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And they're here in full, full force.
I'm on a Facebook page calledNew Jersey Drones.
Let's figure this out.
There's 75, 000 members andcounting, and.
Oh, man, I thought Infowarswas funny.
This page.
This page is so much better.
Everybody posts pictures ofplanes and say, this drone just flew
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over my house, and it's acommercial airline.
Like, you literally see itsays Spirit Airlines on the side.
And most of the.
Most of the posts are like that.
I've read a lot of conspiracytheories about this.
My favorite are which peoplethat think that these drones are
nefarious, like, they thinkthat they're here to harm us while
also following FAA regulationswith their lights on at night.
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Like, that's my favorite.
That's my favorite.
Like, these are like, all.
These are Chinese and Russiandrones spying on us while also maintaining,
like, very, like, safe flight patterns.
And, And.
And like I said, being inregulation with the.
With the lights that the FAArequire to be on a drone, I think
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that 99% of these are planesmight be.
Oh, my gosh.
We have a special guest tonight.
Yeah.
Michaela just came in town.
Wow.
She just.
What?
Wow.
Michaela just arrived in town.
You're talking about mydaughter, Darren.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I, I, I forget what I was.
(31:48):
Talking about, you know?
No, no.
Now we're derailed.
He.
He's acting like this is crazy.
We were at dinner the othernight with.
With our family, and he was.
He was being an absolute assto Rachel.
I don't remember what he wasdoing, but.
What are you talking about?
You were doing something, and I.
And I Said.
I said don't you know, don'tyou know what tomorrow is?
Don't you know what?
(32:08):
Oh yeah, it's blowjob day.
Yeah.
Yeah, correct.
At dinner.
He said that at dinner with,with my grandfather, his father,
like any earshot, hisgrandmother or my grandmother, his
mother at the end of thetable, she would have nearly fainted
if she would have heard that.
There's a day for that.
Yeah, there's a day for that.
His birthday.
One day.
He just gets one day here.
(32:30):
Oh.
Meanwhile I'm lining mine upfor my 11 o'clock appointment.
So.
I don't even remember whatyou're talking.
Drones, I think.
Yeah, they're here, there.
I don't know what's going on.
No, the one thing that was,was scary was I'm trying to just
put all this, you know, theback of my mind.
It's.
And it's obviously posts aboutit every day.
(32:50):
Oh, drones this, drones that.
Sunday, my, my dad and futurebrother in law are leaving my house
and I hear fighter jets flying.
Like you could you.
It was obviously a military plane.
It sounded like someone inlike a souped up car.
And then it just got louderand louder.
My house started to shake.
And then I go outside lookingand I'm like oh my gosh, these are
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military planes.
What is going on?
And everybody on ringneighbors app start saying what's
going on?
You know, enough is enoughwith these with the, you know.
Now the military is, is flyingover our house in fighter jets.
And then I see a comment.
I'm at the Eagles game.
There was literally just aflyover of the Blue Angels.
(33:34):
But, but if you say somethingenough, enough, it becomes true.
So now that.
And I, I'm all for that exceptif it's for Sandy Hook being staged,
then I'm not for it.
But if you say somethingenough, it becomes true.
And, and I am all for the.
All the conspiracy theories onthe journey.
My favorite one is thatthey're sniffing out a stolen nuclear
(33:56):
warhead from Ukraine that wasshipped over to the United States
and came to dock in New Jersey.
It arrived in New Jersey.
Yeah, love that theory.
All for that.
I've actually even checked the.
I'm guilty of this.
I, I go and I Google nuclearlevels near me and I make sure that
(34:17):
all the nuclear.
The Geiger scale is norma normal.
I know.
I'm a Geiger Geiger scaleprofessional now.
I know what normal radiationlevels are and, and what aren't.
Well, if you don't have yourown skill, the government's Lying
to you on the Internet.
You should just invest in yourown scale.
It's coming tomorrow.
(34:37):
Oh, perfect.
I just figured.
And you know what was thescariest part about all this?
The scariest part about allthis is the drones are happening.
I'm reading all out this radiation.
My dog started to poop bloodthe other day, and I'm like, oh,
my gosh, it's over.
Over.
It turned out to just be ibs.
Oh, she's on medicine andshe's fine now, but I.
But I.
But.
But.
I'm telling you, man, it'sgetting to me.
(34:58):
This Facebook page is gettingto me.
She started pooping someblood, and I'm like that.
This is it.
The.
The.
The drone, the nuclear.
The nuke is in my neighborhood.
We are getting radiationpoisoning, and my dog's getting it
first.
Yeah, she just ate, like.
Like pizza that a squirreldropped in our backyard.
It's not a nuke, but.
(35:19):
But it did.
It did make me think twiceabout it.
It did make me think twice.
Are you guys ready to hearwhat's going on with Giles Garmin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And now it's time for the moreyou know.
And here's your host child, Garmin.
(35:46):
Hello there.
Giles Garmin here, letting youknow that on the next episode of
into the Disney verse, you canhear all about a Christmas Disney
game.
Speaking of Christmas, I oncemet up with Santa Claus, and after
I heard him laugh, I asked ifhe was talking about a former host
of the no New Friends podcast.
(36:06):
Interestingly, if you visitany of the Disney parks, you'll notice
a distinction.
Lack of significant Hanukkah events.
That's all.
You know, Disney's a privatecompany and isn't a public institution.
A little bit more to it thanwhen I text Dane.
For example, after I attemptedto text Dane multiple times this
(36:27):
week asking if we wererecording an episode, he still did
not text me back.
However, he then did text metwice with a link to a live video
stream stream that he wassending out.
But he felt as cool as aworker at SeaWorld in a photo of
him while wearing sunglasseswith a painted background.
(36:47):
It'd be one of the coolestthings a person can ever do.
As a reminder, you can listento new episodes of into the Disney
Verse on all streaming services.
That's into the Disney verse.
D I Z any Y V E R S E That'sall for me, Giles Garmin.
And happy holidays is.
Thank you, Giles.
What's the.
What's the.
What's the.
Not texting back at the livevideo, is it.
(37:10):
Is it canon that Giles andDane have a podcast together?
I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Did you send a live video ofsomething after you didn't text someone
back, or is that me?
That could be both of us.
It could be both of us.
That could be either one of us.
It could be.
It could be Nick.
(37:31):
You just got back from a tripto the cabin.
How'd that go?
What cabin?
Oh, the cabin.
Cabin.
I have written down cabin.
I don't know what you.
It sound like a weird wordthat you said.
Trip to the cabin.
Sounded like a star.
Had a little accent on it.
But it wasn't a Russian accident.
(37:54):
So.
We did a lodge weekend.
Cabin, if you want to call it.
It wasn't.
I guess.
Yeah, it was in the woods.
So you can call it a cabin inthe woods.
Oh.
With my family for this pastweekend, for the holidays.
It's something we do everyyear with my mother's side of the
family.
So there's like 25 of us in a house.
Oh.
Luckily the house has eightbedrooms, so we each kind of have
(38:18):
our own space for our families.
But it was.
It was a good time.
It's the first year we hadsome family drama on the side of
the family.
A good run, actually.
But what's great is it wasn'ta drama about me.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So it's.
It's entertaining when I.
I love drama when it's not mine.
(38:39):
So, yeah, my.
My cousins were fighting over.
I think it's just somethingthat's needed to have a conversation
about something that happenedin the past and finally got their.
Got things worked up.
But yeah, it's like now we'rejust dealing with some odd family
drama at this point in my lifewith one of the kids wanting a bedroom
(39:03):
next year that doesn't evenpay to go to the cabin.
So we're like.
We're giving you a free spaceto hang out with us.
Like, you don't.
You don't get to choose yourown room.
So if you're not going to pay.
No, no, you gotta pay.
Yeah, they always pay.
There's always trauma with the food.
(39:23):
We always have conversationsabout the food every year because
we plan a menu out.
Everybody brings a meal thatthey choose.
And of course, nobody's everhappy when.
If you cook something that's.
It's not something that theyusually eat.
So.
So running those situations.
But the best thing that helpswith that is drugs.
(39:45):
Drugs.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was high 99 of the time andit was amazing.
Everything was just patrioticwith me.
I was just sitting there backin the corner, just taking it all
in.
So yeah, it was.
It was a fun weekend.
I.
I love spending with my family.
Unfortunately or fortunately.
(40:06):
I guess my family was gladthat I went because I had the opportunity
to go on a free Disney cruise.
Oh.
Of course.
I thought that that two weeksago was the last trip of the year.
It was.
But I was invited to go on theDisney Treasure this past weekend.
Oh.
So I had to turn that down,unfortunately, because I.
(40:30):
I love my family some days.
So I decided to spend it withhis family this year.
But I was able to send to myagents on agents, not Asians.
Thank you for clarifying to mytravel advisors to go on a three
day cruise provided by DisneyCruise Line where they hosted us
and gave ship tours andamazing presentations and stuff.
(40:55):
Showed us this brand newcruise ship that launches next week.
It was a great opportunity formy team to get on board.
What sucks is I'm sitting in acabin while it's snowing and all
my friends are posted onFacebook that they're on this amazing
cruise.
I didn't post that I was onthat bridge.
(41:16):
Oh, awkward.
Awkward.
But I'm very glad that theygot to go experience it.
I talked to them today andkind of heard a little bit more about
what happened.
But they got special panel,Disney panel come on board to talk
about the restaurants on board.
(41:37):
The imagineers.
What do they do with the board.
After it's come on?
Yeah, after everybody comes on board.
What do you do with the woods?
Is it also known as the poop deck?
They came on the poop deck.
They had some Disneyimagineers on board talking about
(41:58):
the spaces.
I'm working with children here.
Scott wishes.
Oh my God.
Here, hold on.
But it was.
It looked like an awesome experience.
What sucked was I was tryingto remotely post about this cruise
(42:23):
to my travel agency Facebookpage, which is Sandpiper Vacations.
So trying to post about thiscruise, like while it's happening.
I have people sending mepictures, but we have no Internet
reception out there.
So I was stuck with my familyfor three days.
Not even cell phone service.
Like it's literally on SOS mode.
She had worse reception thanpeople on the cruise.
(42:44):
Yeah.
Pretty impressive.
No, the crews, they were.
They're on like HD video, livestreaming and stuff.
And I'm literally in themiddle of nowhere, Ohio on SOS waiting,
hoping maybe the drones cansend some energy.
That's what I'm thinking.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm hoping one abducts me.
(43:07):
So I.
I didn't get my chance to talkabout it because Scott was kind of
ignoring.
Oh, sorry.
He doesn't again.
He's on his phone just texting away.
Yeah, he's.
He's becoming that.
Oh, my God.
I'm not.
I'm.
He's saying how to remove a game.
A gay border from my.
All right, Mary screen.
(43:27):
So the drones.
I.
They were in New Jersey first.
I had Maddie text me thatthey're in Pennsylvania, and now
a couple days ago, they werereported in Ohio, which they weren't
close to us.
It was over about an hour awaynear the air force base to nowhere
important, so.
Nowhere important.
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Nothing to worry about.
Yeah, probably fine.
Clearly, they got shut down.
But like you said, though,like, I feel like the gay community,
we are just kind of looking atthese drones like, you know, what
if it's aliens?
At this point, Just take me,adopt me, Take my clothes.
I don't.
I don't care.
At this point, just, let's go show.
(44:09):
Me that probing things, analprobing things.
A rumor or not, Baby.
Nick is just stripping naked.
Just saying take me.
I know.
Be hanging out on a rooftopjust like I'm closer.
It's less free to travel.
I'm so close.
(44:29):
Please.
Beam me up and then beam up me.
Whatever.
I'm equal opportunity.
So.
Yeah.
Hey, Chris.
Scott, you got any Cliff notes?
Scott, you have any New Jerseyband versus Florida band?
No.
(44:50):
Wow.
So I guess I do that.
It's been quite the show.
A lot of stuff's happened, sonothing can stop this little boy
from.
From recap in the day, theChris's Cliff sn.
In the news today, a man waskilled when he shot a bear out of
a tree and it landed on him.
(45:11):
Now I can happily report thatthe bear sustained minor injuries
and was able to make it totonight's recording.
Nick, I'm glad you're okay.
Thanks for having me, guys.
When Scott asked Sarah how shewas doing, she said, quote, I could
be a lot better, which is,ironically, the same thing he says
to Rachel every time after sex.
Oh, my God.
(45:32):
We talked about Santa'svisiting neighborhoods on fire trucks.
Nick said that Santa juststarted to come in his neighborhood.
Good for you, Nick.
And lastly, Darren went to aKobe restaurant and evidently did
not get the whole experience,given the fact he did not die in
a helicopter crash.
(45:57):
Kobe RIP.
I was more of a LeBron guy.
And those are my Cliff Notes.
I said it already.
The LeBron thing was a cliffNote to the cliff.
Note.
Okay, gotcha.
Yeah, by my last joke that youdidn't hear it.
Sarah, what do you got comingup with the kids this week?
That's a good question.
(46:18):
Actually.
I still have to go Christmasshopping, so.
Yeah, for those minimal things.
So that's my plan is to besneaky and do that.
I do have a date with mysister in law this weekend though.
Oh, nice.
Yes.
So that's, that's what we'relooking forward to this week.
Nice.
(46:38):
Nick, you got any plans this week?
So nothing really thisweekend, but winter break starts
next week.
So we have two weeks at homewith Piper.
So we're gonna drink a lot.
Drink.
Well, drugs.
Drink, drugs.
(46:58):
I might do that too.
Probably do some like zoolights and fun Christmas stuff to
get ready for dinner.
And Chris, still teething season.
Yeah, lots of grape flavoredTylenol, which isn't too bad.
I've tried it myself.
Yeah.
So sticking everything in thefreezer at this point point that
she likes to put in her mouth.
So that includes likeextension cords and, and chair legs
(47:23):
and stickers.
All the stuff she likes to putin her mouth.
And I've got Polar Expresssleepover this weekend and cookie
baking and all sorts of stuff.
So Alex, what do you gotcoming up with the kids?
Yes, I don't think.
Darren, what do you got comingup this week?
Not nothing.
You hate me.
(47:43):
Okay.
And where can our listenersfind you?
You can find me on Instagramat Darren underscore mafe and you
find a link tree and we'llbring you to all the rest of my socials.
Alex, not much plan, justChristmas stuff.
You know, Christmas Eve Eve,Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, after
Christmas, all that jazz.
Find me on Disney Verse, D, I,Z, any Y, V, R, S, E and all social
(48:07):
media platforms.
Platforms.
How about you, Sarah, you can find.
Me at Old Soul Thrift on thewhatnot and the Instagram.
Nick, you can find me at SamPiper Vacations on all social media
platforms and emotionalsupport Gay Nick on Instagram.
Chris, you can find me onInstagram and whatnot@chrisyab.
(48:28):
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My name is Scott.
I'm the host.
With me as always, the scumbagreselling hoarder himself, Chris.
Happy National Roast SucklingPig Day.
Scott.
Thank you.
Chris, the Jewish American princess.
Sarah, hello.
Our emotional support gay.
Nick, it's me.
(02:12):
I'm a gay.
The wise man, Darren.com.
I wish he spoke proper English.
And our producer, Alex.
I'm just Scott, but with hair.
Well, we've been.
We've been waiting for aboutan hour.
Sarah's had some technicalproblems, but we think we've got
some of them sorted out.
We can hear her now.
It doesn't sound like she's ata phone booth, so that's a win.
(02:33):
Sarah, how are you today?
I could be a lot better.
Well, listen, don't buy thediscounted computers.
I didn't.
It's a.
It's a great computer.
I don't know what's going on.
Listen, I.
I'm just glad you're Here.
So right before we started recording.
Chris, this is your daughter'sfirst Christmas.
(02:54):
It is, yeah.
It's her first Christmas.
Yeah.
She will never remember it,but we will.
You will.
You will.
Do you have any things planned?
Like, like, I mean, yeah,Opening presents?
Of course.
Well, like, are you doing any.
Are you, are you, you know,trying to start any traditions?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I bought her a cameofrom Eddie De.
And so that's coming in.
(03:16):
No, you know what?
All, all comedy aside, I havethis actually really cool tradition
that ever since I was little,my dad would read me and my sister
the night before Christmas.
And I, my parents bought me abook inside.
You know, to Chris, love Momand D.
When I was little.
And Emily actually just got memy own night before Christmas book
so I could read to Ellieevery, every year.
(03:37):
Oh, cool.
Before.
And you know what the weirdestpart is?
It's like the perfect storm.
First of all, my sister'ssleeping over that night because
she has to work on Christmas.
She's a first responder.
I guess she's a secondresponder because the police would
respond first.
Then she's the nurse, shewould respond second.
So she's a second responderand she does have to work Christmas.
So she's sleeping over so shecan open some presents with.
(03:58):
Spend the morning with Ellie.
She didn't want to sleep overto spend the morning with me and
Emily was for my daugh.
But that's okay.
Yeah, I'm always second fiddle now.
But anyway, so this.
So my sister will be over sowe can read the book together to
her, which is really coolbecause my dad read it to us when
we were growing up, so now meand my sister can read it to my daughter.
Pretty cool.
But the weirdest part about itis Emily bought this book because
(04:19):
she liked the art and it'sreally cool.
The, the pictures are really neat.
On one of the page, Santa hasa naughty or nice list.
And he has the nice list out.
And the first name on his nicelist is Ellie.
Wow.
And it.
And Emily had no idea.
It was like the strangest thing.
That's really cool.
(04:39):
Yeah, pretty cool.
So really excited to, reallyexcited to.
To start that tradition this year.
And I, I, you know, myfavorite thing that I get to start
is eating cookies.
Like, you know, it'sacceptable this year, right?
I, you know, every other yearit's frowned upon.
I get yelled at.
My daughter tells me, stop,stop, stop.
On Christmas Eve, no one can tell.
(05:02):
Me no because Ellie has to putout cookies and cookies for Santa
Yeah, yeah.
Why would Chris eat them?
But if Santa.
Chris might.
Exactly.
Because if you leave, like,Santa always takes a bite of the
cookie.
Listen, we all know that Santaalways takes a bite.
I get to eat the rest now.
(05:23):
Yeah, he leaves a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a big milk guy, too.
I'm a huge, huge.
I was Anastasia milk.
I don't like eggnog.
I like coquito, but I don'tlike eggnog.
Sarah, you coquito guy.
Cow.
No.
Well, no, not really.
Okay.
Don't.
Don't let Louis know that.
No, they take them like juststraight shots.
(05:44):
Lewis likes it just on ice.
I can't do it.
Interesting.
Yeah.
This may be the end of theirmarriage, Chris.
I know.
We're going to have to cutthat, Alex.
No, in fact, so Kokito, forthose who don't know, is a Puerto
freaking eggnog.
And it's so popular when.
Whenever we have our Christmas parties.
(06:05):
One of my.
One of my aids that are an aidto the drivers that I employ.
Aids.
I know.
I'm trying to phrase this.
Sorry, Trying to phrase thisin a certain way.
One of my employees.
Oh.
This older Puerto Rican woman,she smuggles coquito into the restaurant
that we have our.
Our holiday.
Our Christmas party, which isalways really fun.
She's.
(06:26):
What else is she smuggling?
I'll tell you guys after the podcast.
Yeah, so I.
I love Christmas.
And, you know, you guys knowthat we do the Polar Express sleepover
and.
And whatnot, but somethingthat's really cool in.
In nicer neighborhoods.
I don't know if everybody onthis podcast has experienced this,
(06:49):
but when Santa comes by on thefire truck.
Oh, wow.
We actually all got to enjoythat together before.
We did.
We did.
Yeah.
I get super excited.
All the last two years.
I've missed it.
I was at work this year, andthen last year I decided to take
a nap, and in my dream, I'mbeing chased by police, and I wake
up.
I'm like, oh, my God, it's Santa.
(07:09):
And I come running downstairsjust in time for him to turn down
to the next street.
So I just got to see his backside.
But nice backside of Santa.
Weird.
Weird thing about that isusually comes around around dinner
time.
Supper, if you will.
And then he'll arrive arounddinner time.
That's.
That's the first time Iactually ever said the word supper.
(07:30):
But anyway, so I.
I don't like.
I hate that word, by the way.
Horrible word.
Horrible word.
Great word for a.
Grandparents would use it in afew years.
Yes, sir.
The only word my dad used.
Yeah, that's okay.
I'm sorry.
You're Jewish, so it's, it's fine.
My parents.
Jewish thing, I think.
I think it's a Jewish thing.
Jewish and German, ironically.
Yeah.
(07:51):
Yeah.
Because if you say it withlike a Jewish like New York grandmother
accent, it sounds supernatural.
Time for supper.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it time for supper yet?
That's way better.
Darren Scott's was like Italian.
Yeah.
I don't know what mine was,but yeah, I, I, my parent.
My mom still says supper and I.
(08:12):
It makes me cringe.
It's like I would rather hearthe word moisture than supper.
Supper's just.
Yeah.
So it was 9 o'clock when wegot on here to record and all of
a sudden I just hear sirensand I just assume it's another stabbing.
And I go outside and to mysurprise, it's Santa.
But it's not just Santa.
(08:33):
It's Santa on the back of the truck.
And there's like, there's a,there's two paramedics, right?
There's two paramedics.
I guess just in case there isa stabbing.
Because I guess it's a.
It's just like, let's justthrow them out there anyway, just
in case.
Two fire trucks and, and Idon't even know what kind of vehicle
he was in.
A tr.
Being pulled in a trailer.
So I guess, you know what?
(08:53):
If you're a criminal.
If you're a criminal, thenight that Santa is going around
town would probably be thebest time.
Like if you're an arsonist.
Oh my gosh.
It's like, think about it.
Feeding frenzy.
Light all the houses you wanton fire.
On the night that Santa'sgoing around.
They're using up all their,all their trucks.
Not a, not a bad, not a bad point.
Yeah, we should probably cut that.
But seriously.
(09:14):
And seriously, what are they doing?
Like, you know, when I waslittle, I used to love that.
Now that I pay taxes, it'slike, why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this?
Just stay, stay at thefirehouse and play cards.
Like, I, I am like, I, I'mwatching him go down the street.
I'm like counting oneMississippi, two Mississippi.
Just, just counting all theemissions coming out of there, the
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exhaust pipes.
Knowing that I'm paying forall the gas.
That's me.
That's being spent to refuelthat fire truck.
Yeah, they started doing Santain our neighborhood during COVID
And it's on the fire truck aswell too.
But he has like no.
Nobody else accompanying.
It's literally just a firetruck rolling through.
And they don't.
Like we stood outside liketrying to wave and it's literally
(09:56):
like a quick drive by, likedidn't even slow down to stop.
And he's sitting in the frontseat because it's cold outside, so
he's got the heat on.
And see, my taxes are really high.
I think that's why they do areal slow roll by.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nick, what kind of.
What kind of holidaytraditions do you all do?
So Sean usually worksChristmas Eve, so I usually spend
(10:20):
it alone.
But we.
The past couple years I'veactually been going out to my neighbors
and doing like a friend'sChristmas Eve type thing with them
and just hang out with them.
So it's been a fun time doing that.
And then we'll wake upChristmas morning when Santa comes.
Sometimes he comes at nighttime, sometimes.
It comes during the day.
Yeah, he comes multiple times.
(10:41):
He's never coming during theday for me.
He just comes whenever he wants.
I've been very naughty, soSanta's always coming for me.
So we did the presents in themorning and then he arrives.
He's just hanging out with us now.
There's some really hot daddySanta pictures this year I've seen.
I'm.
I'm almost turned on by Santanow, I think.
(11:03):
Oh, really?
Oh, wow.
Good for you.
I just.
I just wanted to admit that that.
Would be a fun little dress upplay date with you and Sean does.
Him dressing up as Santa.
Yeah.
One of you dress up a Santa.
One of you is the right.
Well, no.
I could be a hell of an elf.
(11:23):
There you go.
Chris already has the costumefor the elf, so.
And the height.
Yeah.
Christmas.
We've started our owntraditions the past few years.
We don't go back to myhometown Alima anymore.
We try to keep it here justbecause it got too much with traveling
and stuff.
Sure.
We have my parents come downhere now, so we do Christmas Eve
(11:44):
at my brother's house.
And it's just a nice smallgathering now.
It's not as crazy as it usedto be, which is unnice.
Yeah.
Sarah, what about you?
What do you all do?
Well, we're bad this year.
We don't even have a tree or anything.
I know.
We're like super not festivethis year.
Not even the menorah?
Not.
Yeah, the menorah.
(12:05):
That doesn't start yet untilwe put that out the night of.
And I don't even know if.
I mean I should.
I Should.
It's a candle.
It's more than just a candle.
Well, it's a.
It's a.
It's like multiple candles.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a candlestick.
It's not like you have to goto the tree farm and pick one out
and decorate it.
(12:25):
You just, you put the candleholder up and you put the candles
in.
You light it.
You know, we've talked in thepast about my little end cap at the
grocery stores.
You know how difficult it canbe to find Hanukkah candles sometimes
because realistically they'resupposed to be made in Israel.
So you have to make sure thatthey were made in Israel.
(12:45):
So sometimes it's hard to find them.
It's hard to find them.
Where do you live?
Iran.
What about like, isn't thereJewish Amazon or Amazon?
I never thought about that.
Wow.
Of everything I buy online, Inever thought about Amazon.
(13:06):
Okay.
That's my first step.
Yeah, I feel like there wouldbe authentic Hanukkah candles on.
On the Amazon.
Yeah, Scott ever thinks of theAmazon either.
That's just because he doesn'tlike the people.
Stop.
As a real Jew, I still havelike a quarter of a box somewhere
next to the menorah in storage.
So, you know, we have thefirst couple nights.
(13:28):
I think it's really funny thatthat's the thing that you decide
to be loyal to.
Like, that's that' that you'regonna stick to.
We've got to buy the rightkind of candles for the menorah.
I do pick and choose what Ilike to follow, that's for sure.
I love that.
I love that.
Yes, yes.
But realistically, we areapparently having brunch at my in
(13:51):
laws.
So that's everybody's gonna betogether and we will have some gifts
for the girls.
But we buy experiences now.
We're not doing tangible gifts anymore.
So both the girls out of theSanta phase?
No.
What is the Santa face?
Hyundai makes litter.
It's a crossover suv.
(14:14):
So how.
Wait, how do you explain thatto the younger one?
What do you mean Santa'sbringing experiences?
Well, no, Sano still bringsgifts, so there will still be some.
But like from us, it's itexperiences now.
Okay, so last year we went toPuerto Rico and then this year we've
(14:34):
got something else plannedjust in case anybody listens or is
still awake.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
Yes.
Yes.
But it's going to be amazing.
Okay, Very cool.
Darren, what's your favorite?
I.
I know what you do and I knowyour holiday traditions.
What's Your favorite.
And why is it my birthday?
(14:56):
It's not your birthday this year.
This year was fun though.
I.
So for reasons I won't gointo, but I, I do not like this time
of year.
I have a very hard time thistime of year when it comes to doing
activities.
But I would say probably myfavorite, it's probably watching
Christmas Vacation.
This is my all time favoriteChristmas movie in the entire world.
(15:20):
It's a great one.
It's a great one.
Did you say it was your birthday?
I did.
Oh, wow.
Well, I, you know, birthday,you know, I know your birthday was
the other day, but we don'thave deep pockets like, like your
wife, so.
So we weren't able to gettogether a.
(15:41):
A fun to be able to get you acameo of an A lister right away.
We did chip in and were ableto get somewhat of substance.
Okay.
Happy birthday, Scott.
Have you ever seen Rocket manor the Kingsman or.
Or maybe that new movie calledCarry On?
I just watched Carry on the Other.
Ring starring none other than.
(16:03):
Not Jason Bateman, but the British.
No.
The Eagle.
Eagleton.
Edgerton.
Edgerton.
Yes.
Spoiler alert.
We were actually able to kindof pitch it and get Tarot Edgerton
for you.
No.
Stop.
Without any further ado, TaronEdgerton, everybody.
Can you see Taryn?
(16:24):
Yes, hello, Scott.
My name's Taryn Edgarson.
And basically if your friendscouldn't afford an A list celebrity,
nor did they want to.
But Scott, you need to go tothe gym and stop this weird obsession
with the dog, right?
Or I will report you to the rspca.
(16:44):
Honestly, mate, stop bombing dogs.
It's not good, right?
The poor dog doesn't deserve it.
What did the poor dog do to you?
Yeah, yeah, Come here, Snoopy.
Come here while I bum you.
Nah, it doesn't work like that.
All right?
I will be keeping an eye on you.
Yeah, bestiality is a crime.
You dirty.
Everybody.
Ah, that was good.
(17:06):
So I do have more.
But hey, I did not know wewere recording this week, so.
So there's no trickling in.
So maybe we'll have one a weekfor the next year.
Okay.
That was if anybody's everinterested in booking that guy, that
is Englishman in Swansea for adollar on cameo.
I, I literally said, pleasejust say that you're someone famous
(17:27):
from Wales like Taron Edgerton.
And then also my friend has aweird obsession with dogs and he
made all that up.
I said nothing about the.
Any of that.
He, he, I guess he listens tothe podcast.
So Scott, Scott just wanted touh, you know, that was just super.
It took a lot for us to beable to.
It was a whole quarter for that.
(17:49):
So.
And so I just.
From the bottom of our heart,happy birthday.
Thank you.
From the Kingsman himself.
Yeah.
Well, Darren, you, you gotyou, you had a fun night the other
night.
You went to Kobe Steakhouse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Love, love me some cookies.
What's your head helicopter?
(18:09):
That.
Oh my God.
Oh, we went.
The beef.
Yeah, the, the beef Steakhouse.
The Kobe Steakhouse.
Kobe.
No.
Wow.
The Japanese steakhouse.
Yeah.
But you almost got shot at.
Yeah, the Russian mob is.
I've been, I joined Sarah andwitness protection.
(18:31):
That's actually why she can'tshow herself.
The process of changing.
We got too close.
Not really a bad to hair day.
So what, what, what happened?
I, I, I still don't understandthis story.
You were sending textmessages, but I was busy, so I couldn't
really keep up with it in real time.
Yeah.
(18:52):
So I went out to dinner tocelebrate an anniversary.
And we were sat down at thetable, there was two of us, and then
there was a party of three.
All, all the way across fromthe table.
And then up walks anotherparty of three.
This mom and her two childrencould tell that they were seemed
(19:16):
like Russian, not really sure.
Talking in a Eastern European accent.
So it just had to be Russian.
Were they threateningUkrainian people?
How did you know they were Russian?
They just.
Vodka, please.
Is it a tracksuit?
No, no tracksuit.
No tracksuit yet.
(19:36):
Do they have a video ofRussian prostitutes peeing on Trump?
How did you know they were Russian?
I made an assumption.
I, I'm just like father, likesudden apple, but.
So the three of them sit downand then up walks Sarah.
Speaking of a tracksuit.
This man, full tracksuit,chain hanging out, slicked back hair,
(19:59):
drink in his hand.
Russian man just slamming hisdrink on the table, very excited
to be there.
You could tell he spent the 30minutes he was waiting to be sat
at the bar.
Okay.
And he decided he wanted tobecome my new best friend.
Oh, dad, I'm sorry.
I, I, I, my, my audio cat.
You said this is your dad?
(20:20):
Yeah, he decided he wanted tobe my new best friend.
I told him, I was like, hey, Iwas on a podcast called no new friends
or you can't can't talk to you.
And he was like, no, where areyou from?
Oh, how's the weather here?
Just asking me all thesequestions about Florida.
I'm like, well, you know,how's the weather?
(20:44):
Correct.
And then it's good.
Yeah, it's good.
He could tell I wasuninterested in talking to him.
So he just got up and walkedaway from his family.
Yeah, correct.
So he walks away.
Server comes, start takingeverybody's orders at the table,
and then he.
His wife orders a drink, andthen he.
Vodka cocktail, maybe vodka.
(21:10):
But his.
He walks back up, doublefisting drinks.
He's got a shot of, like, sake.
And then you can double fist at.
In public.
But I do whatever.
Me either.
Me either.
I was like.
I was like, whoa, man, youjust gotta.
What's the address?
(21:31):
So wait, so you guys weresitting at, like, is it one of those
places that cook the food infront of you?
Yeah, it's a Japanese steakhouse.
They cook the food in front of you.
Oh, yeah.
You guys don't have Kobe steakhouse.
You have, like, Benihana.
Yeah, yeah.
Place.
Yeah.
Okay, I was confused.
I'm like, you're just sharingtables with your friend now or.
No, that's right.
(21:51):
That's fair.
That's right.
So he walks back up, twodrinks in his hands, and his wife
is, like, screaming at him inRussian about something like, you
can't ever do this again.
How do you know it was Russian?
Okay.
Some Eastern European language.
I'm sorry, was she like a mailorder bride?
(22:12):
Oh.
Maybe.
Maybe I.
I should have.
I should have asked.
Yeah, that's.
That's my fault.
I'm not very good at conversations.
Always.
Just be blunt with them and just.
If he wants to be your friend.
Yeah, true.
Learn about him.
Just, like, be what with them?
Be one.
(22:32):
Be one with him.
All right, so you're getting fisted.
Doubly.
Doubly fisted.
Okay.
Russian screaming.
The server asks.
He's like, hey, what do you.
What do you want?
And he's like, ah, I'm such aneasygoing guy.
I.
I'll just.
It'll be the easiest manyou've ever served.
Just give me whatever's good.
(22:53):
So Nick says too.
And he's like, okay, well, doyou want the steak?
Do you want.
He said, whatever is good.
So this I can see.
It's like the Grinch.
When the Grinch gets the ideato rob the.
Who's the server, just getsthis big grin.
He's like, well, you know, ifyou want the best, we have this wagyu
steak right here.
(23:14):
Oh, boy.
Oh, wow, man.
Doesn't even look at the menu.
And he's like, I'll take it.
The wagyu steak.
A hundred and fifty dollars.
Oh, just this one item.
A hundred and fifty dollars.
No big deal.
To the Russian mafia.
He said, have a good time.
(23:36):
You only live once.
Have a good time.
Yeah.
Correct, correct.
So he goes.
He gets this phenomenal wagyu steak.
At one point, the chef thatcame and, like, cooked the food,
he was a little bit heavierset guy.
Yeah.
Pay extra for that picture.
For the chef coming.
(23:57):
Oh.
Again, what's the address?
It's already in your DMs.
There's fisting.
There's chefs coming.
It's.
I know a chef.
Oh.
So he's like, ah.
(24:19):
You know, you've never heardof a skinny chef.
And this chef is just like.
He cuts his character because,you know, like, at Japanese steakhouses,
they're either actually from Japan.
Oh, Japanese volcano.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Japanese.
They play up the accent.
And he was like, wait, really?
They do fake accents?
Yeah, yeah.
(24:40):
Especially here in Orlando.
Their name tag says, like,Quan, but it's like, Ken or Bob.
I love that.
Yeah, they definitely put on a show.
That is great.
But, like, he.
He asked him.
He's like, oh, what'd you say?
(25:00):
And then he was like, neverheard of a skinny chef?
And then he said, what did yousay to me?
Like, it's straight up, like,no accent.
The clearest I could ever hear him.
What did you say to me?
Deep voice.
And the Russian guy justrepeats it again, and he's like,
(25:21):
okay.
I don't know if the chef wasjust over it or if he just respected
him.
He's like, you know what?
You said it to me straight up.
I've never met Skinny Chef.
Correct, correct.
So he just continues on makingthe food.
Doesn't really conversate anymore.
Doesn't do any of the bits or anything.
He's just there making the food.
The most boring trip to aJapanese takeout I've ever been to.
(25:43):
They didn't do the volcano.
He stacked it up, and he waslike, oh, volcano.
And then, like, immediatelytore it down.
Volcano.
Not even like, oh.
It was like, once you in andout, he was like, oh, volcano.
And then, like, stabbed it immediately.
Yeah, correct.
So he cooked the food.
This man ate.
(26:04):
His wife also just not havinga good time.
This man ate his entire, like,four plates of food because it kind
of.
It came with just more or morethan just the wagyu.
It came with, like, lobster.
It came with another type ofsteak, chicken.
He ate it all before his wifehad even, like, began to, like, touch
her rice.
(26:24):
Did you tell him I've nevermet a skinny Russian?
No, no, no, I didn't tell him that.
But he, like, leans over to meto get me to talk again.
And, like, I.
I'm on a date.
So he's like.
He's like, hey, do you.
Do you love her?
And I was like, what?
And he was like.
He was like, I loved her once.
But now she's fat and ugly.
(26:48):
Like, yeah, I loved her once.
Ten years ago.
Never, never get married.
Darren got into the parkinglot on his way to his car.
Donated three more billiondollars to Ukraine.
So I was like.
I, like, laughed it off.
End of the meal.
They clean up everything.
This man's mad because, like,I'm not talking to him.
(27:08):
My date's not talking to him.
The other party of the table'snot talking to him.
His wife gets up with his daughter.
And he looks like.
He looks at them, and then helooks at me and he's like, you know
what?
You all suck.
Like, at the top of his lungsat this.
Like, the entire restaurantcan hear.
The entire restaurant gotsilent and just turned their heads
to look at us and was like.
(27:29):
He's like, you all suck.
You all don't know how toconversate, for you are awful company.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Throws this entire thing infront of his son.
Meanwhile, it's his son'sbirthday, so the entire, like, staff
is, like, coming out with thedrums, and they're like, happy birthday
to you.
(27:51):
Bringing out this cake.
The sun's, like, about, like,tearing up.
And then they.
The family brought in, like,their own ice cream cake.
The ice cream cake theybrought in, half melted.
Like, already destroyed.
How is this not a movie?
It should.
It felt like a movie.
I felt like I was living.
Like, I was like, cut the cameras.
All right, I'm on punked.
Where's Ashton?
(28:13):
Oh, my God.
Wow.
So then finally, the serverbrought the checks.
I paid, and then, like, Igrabbed my data.
I was like, all right, wegotta get.
We gotta get out of here.
And then I just hear, like,the cocking of a bunch of.
Yeah.
Of a bunch of weapons.
And he was like, ah, there he is.
(28:34):
And I just was.
I booked it out of there.
Oh, it sounds like Tuesday for Chris.
Yeah, I mean, that's justwalking down the street, so.
I'm glad you're okay.
Thank you.
Sounds like a great.
Great.
I'm not.
That would have been.
It's such a funny story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Way funnier.
You got shanked by the Russian guy.
(28:56):
So.
Speaking of funny stories.
Don't know that it's funny,but I was thinking about this the
other day, so in currentevents, we all have an alibi for.
For Luigi Mangioni.
No, no.
Well, we've all posted.
Everybody is posted onFacebook or Instagram where, you
(29:19):
know, Luigi has helped themwith chores or whatever, around the
house or the shop or whatever.
But the point is, we all knowwho Luigi Mangione is.
Correct?
Yes.
Yeah, he's my.
He's my college roommate.
He was on my couch the other day.
Yeah.
On December 4th, 6am, deliversthe pizzas.
(29:39):
With my friend Mario.
Right.
Sarah, you know who Luigi is?
Luigi Mangioni.
I kind of.
Yeah.
Okay, so he's.
He's.
Alleged assassination of theCEO of UnitedHealthcare.
Does anybody know the CEO's name?
(30:02):
I heard his name once.
I'll.
I digress.
So both Nick and Chris, youguys have had drones flying around
New Jersey and Ohio.
What's going on up there?
Because they started there.
Yeah, started.
They're still here.
(30:22):
And they're here in full, full force.
I'm on a Facebook page calledNew Jersey Drones.
Let's figure this out.
There's 75, 000 members andcounting, and.
Oh, man, I thought Infowarswas funny.
This page.
This page is so much better.
Everybody posts pictures ofplanes and say, this drone just flew
(30:44):
over my house, and it's acommercial airline.
Like, you literally see itsays Spirit Airlines on the side.
And most of the.
Most of the posts are like that.
I've read a lot of conspiracytheories about this.
My favorite are which peoplethat think that these drones are
nefarious, like, they thinkthat they're here to harm us while
also following FAA regulationswith their lights on at night.
(31:07):
Like, that's my favorite.
That's my favorite.
Like, these are like, all.
These are Chinese and Russiandrones spying on us while also maintaining,
like, very, like, safe flight patterns.
And, And.
And like I said, being inregulation with the.
With the lights that the FAArequire to be on a drone, I think
(31:27):
that 99% of these are planesmight be.
Oh, my gosh.
We have a special guest tonight.
Yeah.
Michaela just came in town.
Wow.
She just.
What?
Wow.
Michaela just arrived in town.
You're talking about mydaughter, Darren.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I, I, I forget what I was.
(31:48):
Talking about, you know?
No, no.
Now we're derailed.
He.
He's acting like this is crazy.
We were at dinner the othernight with.
With our family, and he was.
He was being an absolute assto Rachel.
I don't remember what he wasdoing, but.
What are you talking about?
You were doing something, and I.
And I Said.
I said don't you know, don'tyou know what tomorrow is?
Don't you know what?
(32:08):
Oh yeah, it's blowjob day.
Yeah.
Yeah, correct.
At dinner.
He said that at dinner with,with my grandfather, his father,
like any earshot, hisgrandmother or my grandmother, his
mother at the end of thetable, she would have nearly fainted
if she would have heard that.
There's a day for that.
Yeah, there's a day for that.
His birthday.
One day.
He just gets one day here.
(32:30):
Oh.
Meanwhile I'm lining mine upfor my 11 o'clock appointment.
So.
I don't even remember whatyou're talking.
Drones, I think.
Yeah, they're here, there.
I don't know what's going on.
No, the one thing that was,was scary was I'm trying to just
put all this, you know, theback of my mind.
It's.
And it's obviously posts aboutit every day.
(32:50):
Oh, drones this, drones that.
Sunday, my, my dad and futurebrother in law are leaving my house
and I hear fighter jets flying.
Like you could you.
It was obviously a military plane.
It sounded like someone inlike a souped up car.
And then it just got louderand louder.
My house started to shake.
And then I go outside lookingand I'm like oh my gosh, these are
(33:13):
military planes.
What is going on?
And everybody on ringneighbors app start saying what's
going on?
You know, enough is enoughwith these with the, you know.
Now the military is, is flyingover our house in fighter jets.
And then I see a comment.
I'm at the Eagles game.
There was literally just aflyover of the Blue Angels.
(33:34):
But, but if you say somethingenough, enough, it becomes true.
So now that.
And I, I'm all for that exceptif it's for Sandy Hook being staged,
then I'm not for it.
But if you say somethingenough, it becomes true.
And, and I am all for the.
All the conspiracy theories onthe journey.
My favorite one is thatthey're sniffing out a stolen nuclear
(33:56):
warhead from Ukraine that wasshipped over to the United States
and came to dock in New Jersey.
It arrived in New Jersey.
Yeah, love that theory.
All for that.
I've actually even checked the.
I'm guilty of this.
I, I go and I Google nuclearlevels near me and I make sure that
(34:17):
all the nuclear.
The Geiger scale is norma normal.
I know.
I'm a Geiger Geiger scaleprofessional now.
I know what normal radiationlevels are and, and what aren't.
Well, if you don't have yourown skill, the government's Lying
to you on the Internet.
You should just invest in yourown scale.
It's coming tomorrow.
(34:37):
Oh, perfect.
I just figured.
And you know what was thescariest part about all this?
The scariest part about allthis is the drones are happening.
I'm reading all out this radiation.
My dog started to poop bloodthe other day, and I'm like, oh,
my gosh, it's over.
Over.
It turned out to just be ibs.
Oh, she's on medicine andshe's fine now, but I.
But I.
But.
But.
I'm telling you, man, it'sgetting to me.
(34:58):
This Facebook page is gettingto me.
She started pooping someblood, and I'm like that.
This is it.
The.
The.
The drone, the nuclear.
The nuke is in my neighborhood.
We are getting radiationpoisoning, and my dog's getting it
first.
Yeah, she just ate, like.
Like pizza that a squirreldropped in our backyard.
It's not a nuke, but.
(35:19):
But it did.
It did make me think twiceabout it.
It did make me think twice.
Are you guys ready to hearwhat's going on with Giles Garmin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And now it's time for the moreyou know.
And here's your host child, Garmin.
(35:46):
Hello there.
Giles Garmin here, letting youknow that on the next episode of
into the Disney verse, you canhear all about a Christmas Disney
game.
Speaking of Christmas, I oncemet up with Santa Claus, and after
I heard him laugh, I asked ifhe was talking about a former host
of the no New Friends podcast.
(36:06):
Interestingly, if you visitany of the Disney parks, you'll notice
a distinction.
Lack of significant Hanukkah events.
That's all.
You know, Disney's a privatecompany and isn't a public institution.
A little bit more to it thanwhen I text Dane.
For example, after I attemptedto text Dane multiple times this
(36:27):
week asking if we wererecording an episode, he still did
not text me back.
However, he then did text metwice with a link to a live video
stream stream that he wassending out.
But he felt as cool as aworker at SeaWorld in a photo of
him while wearing sunglasseswith a painted background.
(36:47):
It'd be one of the coolestthings a person can ever do.
As a reminder, you can listento new episodes of into the Disney
Verse on all streaming services.
That's into the Disney verse.
D I Z any Y V E R S E That'sall for me, Giles Garmin.
And happy holidays is.
Thank you, Giles.
What's the.
What's the.
What's the.
Not texting back at the livevideo, is it.
(37:10):
Is it canon that Giles andDane have a podcast together?
I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Did you send a live video ofsomething after you didn't text someone
back, or is that me?
That could be both of us.
It could be both of us.
That could be either one of us.
It could be.
It could be Nick.
(37:31):
You just got back from a tripto the cabin.
How'd that go?
What cabin?
Oh, the cabin.
Cabin.
I have written down cabin.
I don't know what you.
It sound like a weird wordthat you said.
Trip to the cabin.
Sounded like a star.
Had a little accent on it.
But it wasn't a Russian accident.
(37:54):
So.
We did a lodge weekend.
Cabin, if you want to call it.
It wasn't.
I guess.
Yeah, it was in the woods.
So you can call it a cabin inthe woods.
Oh.
With my family for this pastweekend, for the holidays.
It's something we do everyyear with my mother's side of the
family.
So there's like 25 of us in a house.
Oh.
Luckily the house has eightbedrooms, so we each kind of have
(38:18):
our own space for our families.
But it was.
It was a good time.
It's the first year we hadsome family drama on the side of
the family.
A good run, actually.
But what's great is it wasn'ta drama about me.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So it's.
It's entertaining when I.
I love drama when it's not mine.
(38:39):
So, yeah, my.
My cousins were fighting over.
I think it's just somethingthat's needed to have a conversation
about something that happenedin the past and finally got their.
Got things worked up.
But yeah, it's like now we'rejust dealing with some odd family
drama at this point in my lifewith one of the kids wanting a bedroom
(39:03):
next year that doesn't evenpay to go to the cabin.
So we're like.
We're giving you a free spaceto hang out with us.
Like, you don't.
You don't get to choose yourown room.
So if you're not going to pay.
No, no, you gotta pay.
Yeah, they always pay.
There's always trauma with the food.
(39:23):
We always have conversationsabout the food every year because
we plan a menu out.
Everybody brings a meal thatthey choose.
And of course, nobody's everhappy when.
If you cook something that's.
It's not something that theyusually eat.
So.
So running those situations.
But the best thing that helpswith that is drugs.
(39:45):
Drugs.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was high 99 of the time andit was amazing.
Everything was just patrioticwith me.
I was just sitting there backin the corner, just taking it all
in.
So yeah, it was.
It was a fun weekend.
I.
I love spending with my family.
Unfortunately or fortunately.
(40:06):
I guess my family was gladthat I went because I had the opportunity
to go on a free Disney cruise.
Oh.
Of course.
I thought that that two weeksago was the last trip of the year.
It was.
But I was invited to go on theDisney Treasure this past weekend.
Oh.
So I had to turn that down,unfortunately, because I.
(40:30):
I love my family some days.
So I decided to spend it withhis family this year.
But I was able to send to myagents on agents, not Asians.
Thank you for clarifying to mytravel advisors to go on a three
day cruise provided by DisneyCruise Line where they hosted us
and gave ship tours andamazing presentations and stuff.
(40:55):
Showed us this brand newcruise ship that launches next week.
It was a great opportunity formy team to get on board.
What sucks is I'm sitting in acabin while it's snowing and all
my friends are posted onFacebook that they're on this amazing
cruise.
I didn't post that I was onthat bridge.
(41:16):
Oh, awkward.
Awkward.
But I'm very glad that theygot to go experience it.
I talked to them today andkind of heard a little bit more about
what happened.
But they got special panel,Disney panel come on board to talk
about the restaurants on board.
(41:37):
The imagineers.
What do they do with the board.
After it's come on?
Yeah, after everybody comes on board.
What do you do with the woods?
Is it also known as the poop deck?
They came on the poop deck.
They had some Disneyimagineers on board talking about
(41:58):
the spaces.
I'm working with children here.
Scott wishes.
Oh my God.
Here, hold on.
But it was.
It looked like an awesome experience.
What sucked was I was tryingto remotely post about this cruise
(42:23):
to my travel agency Facebookpage, which is Sandpiper Vacations.
So trying to post about thiscruise, like while it's happening.
I have people sending mepictures, but we have no Internet
reception out there.
So I was stuck with my familyfor three days.
Not even cell phone service.
Like it's literally on SOS mode.
She had worse reception thanpeople on the cruise.
(42:44):
Yeah.
Pretty impressive.
No, the crews, they were.
They're on like HD video, livestreaming and stuff.
And I'm literally in themiddle of nowhere, Ohio on SOS waiting,
hoping maybe the drones cansend some energy.
That's what I'm thinking.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm hoping one abducts me.
(43:07):
So I.
I didn't get my chance to talkabout it because Scott was kind of
ignoring.
Oh, sorry.
He doesn't again.
He's on his phone just texting away.
Yeah, he's.
He's becoming that.
Oh, my God.
I'm not.
I'm.
He's saying how to remove a game.
A gay border from my.
All right, Mary screen.
(43:27):
So the drones.
I.
They were in New Jersey first.
I had Maddie text me thatthey're in Pennsylvania, and now
a couple days ago, they werereported in Ohio, which they weren't
close to us.
It was over about an hour awaynear the air force base to nowhere
important, so.
Nowhere important.
(43:48):
Nothing to worry about.
Yeah, probably fine.
Clearly, they got shut down.
But like you said, though,like, I feel like the gay community,
we are just kind of looking atthese drones like, you know, what
if it's aliens?
At this point, Just take me,adopt me, Take my clothes.
I don't.
I don't care.
At this point, just, let's go show.
(44:09):
Me that probing things, analprobing things.
A rumor or not, Baby.
Nick is just stripping naked.
Just saying take me.
I know.
Be hanging out on a rooftopjust like I'm closer.
It's less free to travel.
I'm so close.
(44:29):
Please.
Beam me up and then beam up me.
Whatever.
I'm equal opportunity.
So.
Yeah.
Hey, Chris.
Scott, you got any Cliff notes?
Scott, you have any New Jerseyband versus Florida band?
No.
(44:50):
Wow.
So I guess I do that.
It's been quite the show.
A lot of stuff's happened, sonothing can stop this little boy
from.
From recap in the day, theChris's Cliff sn.
In the news today, a man waskilled when he shot a bear out of
a tree and it landed on him.
(45:11):
Now I can happily report thatthe bear sustained minor injuries
and was able to make it totonight's recording.
Nick, I'm glad you're okay.
Thanks for having me, guys.
When Scott asked Sarah how shewas doing, she said, quote, I could
be a lot better, which is,ironically, the same thing he says
to Rachel every time after sex.
Oh, my God.
(45:32):
We talked about Santa'svisiting neighborhoods on fire trucks.
Nick said that Santa juststarted to come in his neighborhood.
Good for you, Nick.
And lastly, Darren went to aKobe restaurant and evidently did
not get the whole experience,given the fact he did not die in
a helicopter crash.
(45:57):
Kobe RIP.
I was more of a LeBron guy.
And those are my Cliff Notes.
I said it already.
The LeBron thing was a cliffNote to the cliff.
Note.
Okay, gotcha.
Yeah, by my last joke that youdidn't hear it.
Sarah, what do you got comingup with the kids this week?
That's a good question.
(46:18):
Actually.
I still have to go Christmasshopping, so.
Yeah, for those minimal things.
So that's my plan is to besneaky and do that.
I do have a date with mysister in law this weekend though.
Oh, nice.
Yes.
So that's, that's what we'relooking forward to this week.
Nice.
(46:38):
Nick, you got any plans this week?
So nothing really thisweekend, but winter break starts
next week.
So we have two weeks at homewith Piper.
So we're gonna drink a lot.
Drink.
Well, drugs.
Drink, drugs.
(46:58):
I might do that too.
Probably do some like zoolights and fun Christmas stuff to
get ready for dinner.
And Chris, still teething season.
Yeah, lots of grape flavoredTylenol, which isn't too bad.
I've tried it myself.
Yeah.
So sticking everything in thefreezer at this point point that
she likes to put in her mouth.
So that includes likeextension cords and, and chair legs
(47:23):
and stickers.
All the stuff she likes to putin her mouth.
And I've got Polar Expresssleepover this weekend and cookie
baking and all sorts of stuff.
So Alex, what do you gotcoming up with the kids?
Yes, I don't think.
Darren, what do you got comingup this week?
Not nothing.
You hate me.
(47:43):
Okay.
And where can our listenersfind you?
You can find me on Instagramat Darren underscore mafe and you
find a link tree and we'llbring you to all the rest of my socials.
Alex, not much plan, justChristmas stuff.
You know, Christmas Eve Eve,Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, after
Christmas, all that jazz.
Find me on Disney Verse, D, I,Z, any Y, V, R, S, E and all social
(48:07):
media platforms.
Platforms.
How about you, Sarah, you can find.
Me at Old Soul Thrift on thewhatnot and the Instagram.
Nick, you can find me at SamPiper Vacations on all social media
platforms and emotionalsupport Gay Nick on Instagram.
Chris, you can find me onInstagram and whatnot@chrisyab.
(48:28):
And you can connect with allof us.
All of our social media linksare right there on our website.
No new face, friends, podcast.com.
while you're there, check outour sweet merchandise.
Make sure you join ourclubhouse and don't forget to check
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Make sure you like subscribeall that good stuff.
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(48:48):
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Sarah Chris, I'm Scott.
Thank you so much for listening.
We'll see you next time.
See you later.
Poopy Bus.
(49:09):
Lonely friends Just the oldand the bold in the world of Kiss,
we're the ones who hold ScottChris, Sarah, A naked tale to be
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Welcome to the podcast.
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