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SPEAKER_03 (00:15):
Tell you what, I'm
feeling mighty special today.
It's Pat's Peach Podcast ThreeHundred and Forty One.
How are you?
Thank you.
Today, my friends, why am Ifeeling it?
The good vibe?
I'll tell you for a couple ofreasons.
Number one, this isInternational Podcast Day.
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That's right.
That's right, friends.
International Podcast Day.
It's a Tuesday, September 30th,2025.
I'm looking out of my studiowindows into the beautiful
foothills of NorthernCalifornia, where today it is
another lovely overcast and yetcool, nice and cool day.
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And so it's just a nice changein the weather.
That's really nice.
Also, so I'm happy about thefact that we are celebrating
what we are doing right now,which is a podcast.
And the ever growing popularityof podcasts in general.
And thanks to you.
(01:24):
Thanks to you.
Today is by far the biggest dayever.
Where's my there we go?
The biggest day ever on mypodcast.
For whatever reason, today moreof you have listened to the
podcast on InternationalPodcast.
I guess that's the reason.
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You guys, thank you so much.
For everyone who's new to thepodcast, thank you.
We have prior to this 340 tochoose from, including
Saturday's cartoon special, thespecial edition.
I am so grateful for you andthankful.
I could not believe the numbersof podcasts today, our new
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listeners through the roof.
Fantastic.
So it is, like I said, it's anit's International Podcast Day.
For those of you who dopodcasts, because remembers,
like I always say, old God'sChildren got a podcast.
Now, this that doesn't mean theyall should have a podcast, but
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many of us do.
And so this is, you know, it'scelebrated today, September
30th.
The celebration of the power ofpodcasts.
A great opportunity to connectwith other podcasters, with you,
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with podcast enthusiasts andleaders in the industry, blah,
blah, blah.
Hashtag International PodcastDay.
Hashtag Pat's Peeps.
Podcasting has evolved over theyears.
My podcast, I haven't listened,gone back and listened to the
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first one, but I can guaranteeyou, just like my radio show, by
the way, my name is Pat Walsh.
I'm the host of the Pat Walshshow, heard on KFPK Radio in
Sacramento.
93.1 FM, 15 30 a.m., Mondaythrough Friday, 7 to 10 p.m.
My show has evolved since Ibegan.
Almost 12 years ago, by the way.
We're what now?
(03:31):
Heck, we're only um 15 days?
15 days away from celebratingone dozen years.
Where's my there we go?
One doesn't one dozen years onmy radio show, the Pat Wall
Show.
That has evolved over time.
Podcasting has evolved.
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So thank you for being a part ofit.
And of course, here on Pat'sPeeps, you know, I try to
explain exactly what we'redoing.
So let me just say it in anutshell.
Here's the concept.
And so I do a podcast every dayto draw attention to
PatSPeeps.com.
If you go to PatSPeeps.com, Irepresent local business.
Right now we're adding more andmore food.
We have a lot of businesses upthere.
(04:14):
The Pat's Peeps Businesses isright there.
You can find my podcast on anystreaming platform, but we
support the local business.
So you can listen on anyplatform.
But if you do go topatspeeps.com, I have
merchandise up there that wouldthat help support our cause.
Really nice, fun stuff.
Also, you know, our businesses.
So some of them are gonna bemore everyday businesses.
(04:36):
We get a lot of specialty typethings.
So if I support them and yousupport them, then that's what
we're trying to do.
Okay.
AI lending, my brother'sbusiness.
You know, we're gonna put afirst hundred people in it, the
names of the hat, we're gonnapull one out.
One of the lucky winners isgonna go on a trip to Europe
with conservative tours.
So that's in a nutshell whatwe're trying to do.
Give you a podcast, drawattention to local business, and
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hope you go to the localbusiness and you get a discount.
So, with that in mind, I want tocelebrate 340 now, 341 podcasts.
If you start thinking aboutpodcasts, here's some facts
about podcasting.
First of all, most podcastersquit within the first three to
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twenty episodes.
I had heard that the average isseven.
Before they go, you know what,that's it.
But in doing research, they saypeople quit, most people, most
podcasters, air quotes.
They say that's enough.
First three to twenty episodes.
Some data suggests that 90% donot get past episode three.
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It also suggests that 90% of theremaining podcasts do not last
beyond episode 20.
So think about that.
90% don't get past episodethree, then another 90 past
episode 20.
We're on 341.
I do it every day.
Plus the show.
So we're talking five.
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I'm doing 10 shows a week.
I'm not bragging about it.
It's just my passion.
I love it.
Why are people quitting?
What are the reasons?
Well, here's some reasons.
There is a significant amount ofwork and time that is required
to do this and do it right, myfriends.
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Honestly.
You know, it's not just poppingopen a microphone and goofing
around for a couple of minutes.
It is work.
Because what people don'tunderstand is the producing.
You have to produce.
You don't just pop a mic andstart a stream of thought,
although I have done that manytimes.
But I always have bullet points,and you know, you have to
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produce.
You have to have topics.
You know, my podcast isdifferent than many in that I'm
trying to entertain, infotain,make you laugh, whatever the
case may be, do whatever we'retalking about.
I'm not a niche.
You know, we're not about cigarslike Scott Robinson and Beyond
the Humidor who will be joiningme on my show tonight.
We're not a niche, you know,bowling or, you know, whatever
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it might be, dogs or autism orwhatever the topic might be.
We're all over the map.
But we work really hard at this.
So, yes, one of the main reasonsis the amount of work that it
takes to really do what I atleast would consider a good
quality podcast.
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There's also creative fatigue.
Think about this.
Every day, or most people don'tdo it every day.
I'm being honest.
Most people don't aren't insanelike me.
They're not doing it every day.
They're maybe once a week.
I don't really know what theaverage is.
I'm doing it every day.
Thank God my mind, for whateverreason, always is on this
creative flow where I'm comingup with stuff.
(07:55):
And I try not to duplicate forthe most part my podcast and my
three-hour radio show.
So you always have to be on theball with your creative flow.
New things have to come to youevery single time.
Lack of content strategy, lackof distribution plan.
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I don't know what to say aboutthat.
I I don't have a lot to say.
Content strategy or discipline.
Okay.
Unrealistic expectations aboutachieving overnight success.
Hey, I promote this on radioevery night.
It has not been an overnightsuccess.
And for a variety of reasons.
You know, I have a middle,middle to middle-aged, young to
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middle-aged, and and and someolder listeners on my show that
some of those folks that Godbless anyone who doesn't know
how to do it, they're not quitesure.
I mean, how do I get into apodcast?
What does it take a lot?
So, I mean, that's a wholething.
But anyhow.
Um yeah, so those numbers,that's a pretty high dropout
(08:57):
rate, right?
Overall failure, some sourcesindicate that a high percentage
of podcasts, around 75 to 92percent, fail within the first
six to twelve months, or be sobefore episode 25.
Listen, if you're six to twelvemonths, I mean compare that to
what I'm doing.
Again, I'm not trying to brag,I'm just a hard worker.
(09:19):
Six to twelve months, and you'vedone 25 podcasts.
Really?
Wow.
Okay.
Again.
Why?
Why are you quitting?
Time and workload, significantwork time, creation, editing,
fatigue, coming up withconsistent, engaging topics,
(09:42):
storylines that everyone, youknow, everyone, every episode
can become tiring and lead to alack of new ideas, right?
So you gotta keep it fresh.
And without the clear strategy,we're talking about content
frameworks, systems for weeklyproduction.
You gotta maintain the momentum.
In other words, you gotta keepyou have to be consistent.
(10:05):
So, anyhow, enough about that.
And so I what I wanted to do istalk about the last year.
Two years.
Two years.
I've been doing this two years,I think.
I don't know if it's been quitetwo years.
I think we're coming up on twoyears in November of doing the
podcast.
I believe that's what it is.
Two years in November.
And I remember breaking thatnews on uh the bus ride, one of
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the bus rides in Italy.
As I was going through northernItaly, I made that announcement,
and all those good folks listento my show, to my podcast now.
I cannot thank you enough.
So I thought it'd be fun to justkind of highlight some of the
you know, some of the thingsover the past couple of years
that were featured on the PatchPeeps podcast.
(10:52):
Let's go back to podcasts, sowe're at 341.
Let's go back to podcast 266.
So this was a day at theStrawberry Music Festival back
in May of this year.
My cousin Nick visiting fromSpokane, my best friend Hefe
visiting from Lancaster.
We go out to the Nevada Countyuh fairgrounds in Grass Valley,
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where we were having a blast.
Three guys having a blast with afart machine.
So please enjoy from the lastyear, May.
We're drinking beers, ain'tgonna lie.
We're at the fairgrounds, we'redrinking beers.
You know what I'm saying?
By the way, we got the we gotthe flat, I'm gonna call it the
flatulence machine out there.
We got we are so juvenile onPat's Pat's Peeps 266.
(11:41):
We are so juvenile.
We have the uh I'll call it justto clean it up.
You know, some would call it afart machine.
We'll clean it up, we'll call ita flatulence machine.
But the truth is we've retreatedto our roots, okay?
And so we're at this point wherewe've got these chairs set up.
We're drinking beers, right?
We've got the fart machine.
Uh oh, sorry, the flatulencemachine.
And we're ambushing passers by.
(12:02):
Right.
It's it's it's all covered up inlike pine needles and pine
cones.
And people walk by and we hitthe remote button, and they look
at each other very accusatory.
I believe we've already worn outa set of batteries.
So, and so what guys can do,this is how immature we can
really be.
All right, you got nothingbetter to do in your life than
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to sit in a couple of freakinglawn chairs with a fart machine
and drinking beers.
That's right.
That's what we're doing becausewe're guys amateur.
And here's what dudes do.
And I can't do it though, butNick and Jeff can do this.
One of you, can you open my mybeer?
Please I got a bottle of beer.
No, no, no.
These guys use like anythingwith an edge.
I'm gonna do it.
(12:43):
See, and then them guys fightover it.
They fight over it, they'refighting over it.
Listen to these two clowns.
I ask, like, no, no, I'm gonnaopen it.
No, I'm gonna open it, no, I'mgonna open it.
SPEAKER_23 (12:52):
If they could they
would know that an 805 IPA is
being opened with a Telemor duefifth whiskey bottle.
That's right.
Here we go.
Can we can we catch the sound?
Oh yeah.
There you go.
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (13:04):
There you go.
Hey, what I'm gonna do, I'mgonna walk over to the
flatulence device.
When I get over there, I wantyou guys to give them just a
little bit of the sound.
A little bit of the cheese pack.
All right, hold.
Hey, all right, here we go.
I'm gonna walk over here.
Hold on.
All right.
SPEAKER_07 (13:18):
Let her rip.
SPEAKER_03 (13:27):
Odd patch peeps 266.
Go ahead, one more time.
It's got a variety of songs.
Oh, is it?
Oh, so then you're saying thisis not serious.
Somewhat.
So setting up the fart machineat the flatulence device.
Well, yes.
And while drinking beer isprobably serious at the
beginning.
It's not serious.
Jeff, what do you have to add toanything?
I got nothing to add to anotherside.
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It's just pure, just greatentertainment here this year
again.
And cleaning strawberry musicsomewhat.
No, it really is.
It really is.
It's great entertainment everyyear.
The thing about strawberry.
Oh, they do.
SPEAKER_04 (14:02):
Oh, the kids are
Wake up to the sound that beats
(14:25):
on the air.
Daily Pride is the game thatwould swear.
Every episode leaves craving forthe spill.
SPEAKER_14 (14:48):
In the world, the
stories are gold!
SPEAKER_10 (15:14):
That's gotta be
every day.
SPEAKER_03 (16:43):
You know, one of the
highlights uh for me was on
Pat's Peeps 330, where I had theopportunity once again to speak
with the legendary musician,businessman, all-around good guy
Herb Alpert.
Pat SPeeps to 330.
SPEAKER_02 (17:12):
Yeah! Yes, right,
baby.
Good morning.
It's a Friday.
SPEAKER_03 (17:32):
How can you be in a
bad mood listening to the Herb
Albert and the Tijuana brass?
That's right, ladies andgentlemen.
Friday, September 12th.
This song was very influentialon me as a young boy, and still
is to this day.
You're gonna find out why righthere.
Because of that.
(17:54):
Anyone who knows me personallywill get that.
Anyone who's hung around with mefor any period of time will get
that.
I grew up with this music.
Instead of our usual theme songfrom our friend Johnny Quality,
we're going with Herb Albert andthe T you want to brass.
(18:16):
I had an opportunity, becausethey're coming to town.
I had an opportunity to talk toHerb Alpert, who is just, gosh,
this guy is one of my favoriteguys.
We are joined, and I am sohonored to be joined by one of
my favorite people, man, HerbAlpert, who I've actually had
the pleasure of meeting, andHerb Alpert and the Tijuana
(18:39):
Brass.
How cool is that?
An honor for you to join me onmy podcast today.
How are you, sir?
SPEAKER_12 (18:46):
Hey, Pat.
I'm good.
Nice talking to you again.
Yeah, I'm coming again, but thistime with a bigger band.
And boy, it's been a quarterride for me.
You know, I never thought thiswould happen at my age, but
rebirth of the Twitter brand.
And um I'm gonna give it to you.
It's gonna be my birthdaypresent.
(19:14):
Pretty amazing.
(19:35):
Trying to make a sound out ofthe uh it was it was making
noise for me.
And I am an introvert.
I'm a hard caring introvert.
When this trumpet started makingthe sounds that I couldn't get
(19:57):
out of my mouth, it was uh Idon't know.
It was a relief for me.
I didn't have to talk, just hadto play the horn.
SPEAKER_03 (20:04):
That is so
interesting.
The horn was sort of your way ofcommunicating as an introvert.
I never heard that from youbefore.
That that boy, good choice, Ihave to say.
You were talking about a teacherplaying it in school, oh, at
elementary, I think you said.
I remember you saying one timeuh that uh I don't know if it
was that teacher or who it was,that said, Hey Herb, you're
(20:25):
playing a basically a piece ofplum in there is what you're
doing.
Is that is that a true story?
SPEAKER_12 (20:29):
Yeah.
Well, an absolute true story,but that didn't happen until
later in life.
You know, when I was already aprofessional and I was
successful as a musician, andthen I had a I ran into a snack.
(22:03):
You know, I I certainly wantedto be successful in the music
industry, but I I didn't expectthis to happen when I'm 90 years
old.
And the music sounds great,people love it, and I'm having a
good time doing it.
SPEAKER_03 (22:16):
And that's what
matters, it's you're having a
good time.
And and that music is it's hardto be in a bad mood.
When you're listening to theTijuana Brass, it is very happy
music.
I'll tell you this.
Uh how it influenced me.
This is the silliest thing, butit's so true.
To this day, everyone, anyonethat knows me, her I'll I'll
(22:39):
make this sound.
Fr.
I'll make a little um, I'll do alittle song because I'm always
singing.
I sing in a in a band, and andat the end I'll I'll goof around
with someone, I'll go fr at theend.
Where did I get that?
Number one, laugh in.
Laugh in used to do the thingand they go, yeah, right.
Do you remember what I'm talkingabout?
There you go, dan, dan, dun,furk.
And then you have Dijuana Taxi,who beautifully at the beginning
(23:03):
and at the end of the song goes,fr.
That little silly thing, herb,has stuck in that.
SPEAKER_12 (23:10):
Yeah, I guess some
beans for breakfast.
SPEAKER_03 (23:17):
And anyone that
knows me knows I do that.
So I am so curious, where didthat little, it's kind of like a
little sour horn sound.
How did that idea come about?
SPEAKER_12 (23:29):
Well, it's an actual
sound.
It's it's uh there's a cla uhinstrument called a klaxon, and
it makes that sound, and itseemed like a perfect end to
that.
SPEAKER_17 (23:40):
I love that.
SPEAKER_12 (23:42):
It wasn't, you know,
really planned on the paper.
It was just something that justevolved.
SPEAKER_03 (23:48):
You know, Herb
Alpert is just a class act, and
one of the most powerful men inthe record business.
He and Jerry Moss AM Records.
He he is a class act, and Ican't wait to see him again
coming up in November, and forhim to give me so much of his
(24:08):
time and uh the first timearound, uh, invite me backstage
to go visit and have aconversation with him.
I will always be so grateful forthat.
You know, one thing here on thePat's peeps, we're always
supporting local business.
Of course we are, I always tellyou that.
But you know, hey, we have otherbusinesses that we do like to
support.
Um, so let's provide some ofthese for you right now, just so
(24:31):
you don't forget about them.
They're in front of mine.
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Thank you to all of oursponsors, local sponsors.
SPEAKER_21 (25:39):
Howdy all this
year's Mike.
Down at Mike's golf shop.
Where we buy golf.
That's right.
We buy golf clubs.
Mike's golf shop.
Come on over here.
We buy golf clubs.
Over at Mike's golf shop.
(26:00):
Come on down here.
We buy golf clubs.
That's right.
We buy golf clubs.
We buy golf clubs.
We buy golf clubs.
SPEAKER_03 (26:11):
You know, you say it
three times and it it it sticks
in your mind.
SPEAKER_21 (26:15):
We buy golf clubs.
SPEAKER_03 (26:16):
You say it four
times, you know.
SPEAKER_21 (26:19):
We buy golf clubs.
SPEAKER_03 (26:21):
Five.
But I do appreciate everyone.
SPEAKER_00 (26:24):
Making the pizza.
Yep.
SPEAKER_03 (26:25):
Let's see if you're
hungry.
SPEAKER_00 (26:28):
Sprinkle the cheese.
SPEAKER_03 (26:29):
Tell them Pat sent
you.
SPEAKER_00 (26:31):
Pat's Pizza.
Hey, if you're looking for thebest pizza wing subs and salads
you need to give us a try.
Eat and take out or deliver toyour door.
The huge line of specialtypizzas are second and none.
And with three differentrestaurants to choose from.
That's right, three.
Gang Mills, Lawrenceville,Elkland.
SPEAKER_03 (26:44):
Which one do you go
to?
SPEAKER_00 (26:45):
Making the pizza.
Making the pizza.
So stop on down to one of threegreat locations or call us up to
let our crews hook you up.
SPEAKER_03 (26:52):
Remember, support
local business Pat's Peeps.com.
SPEAKER_01 (26:57):
My furniture is here
for you.
Now, seriously, if you can't getcredit in my store, you can't
get credit anywhere.
Yeah, you can't refuse.
My name is Mark.
And you can count on it.
SPEAKER_05 (27:17):
I got a big family.
We got big appetites.
That's why we go to China StarBanquet Room.
We love China Star.
Just ask the kidfolk.
I like the beef food the best,but he likes the chicken.
I just love them manages.
SPEAKER_17 (27:32):
Spicy beef.
SPEAKER_05 (27:36):
China started
Banquet Room.
It's beat back.
Beat it up, beat it up, shove itin, shove it in, China Star.
SPEAKER_03 (27:44):
That's peeps 341
brought to you by boozing down
the street in my fresh new ride.
SPEAKER_20 (27:50):
When this car came
from nowhere, it hit us from the
side.
SPEAKER_03 (27:53):
You gotta love when
guys sing about getting in a
really bad car crash and gettinginjured terribly.
SPEAKER_20 (28:04):
No, don't waste
another minute.
770961 pain.
If you be injured in the carwreck and in need of a check
down, 770961 pain.
They can treat you for yourinjuries firm.
If you ask, they can recommend alawyer to get what you deserve.
SPEAKER_19 (28:24):
Exactly.
SPEAKER_03 (28:29):
Yeah, meanwhile,
Pat's Peeps 323 and all of the
businesses.
I mean, in all of the podcasts,we represent, like I say, local
businesses, honor them, mentionthem.
We want you to be a Pat's Peepas well with your business.
Rip, thank you, by the way, forlistening to my podcast and
(28:51):
support his business, LighthouseTechnology.
He's a Pat's Peeps.
Heck, I'll just name a couple ofthem.
Red Hot Media Productions.
Danny Boy.
Where's my buttons at?
Where's my little buttons?
I never get to use there we go.
Danny Boy, Red Hot MediaProductions.
Larry Paradise Signs.
You got the Popcorn King.
(29:12):
Dirk.
Thank you, thank you, man.
So many other things.
Hey, question to you.
What if, just out loud, what ifwhat if Metallica was a reggae
band?
Let's just contemplate that onthis beautiful Wednesday.
Yum.
(29:34):
It imagines how the songs mightsound in a different musical era
genre.
All the copyrights belonging tothe respective owners and the
rights holders.
I love them.
SPEAKER_09 (29:45):
Single pants, little
woman.
Don't forget my son to includeeveryone.
Sleep with the woman.
SPEAKER_02 (30:26):
Scary.
SPEAKER_25 (30:36):
He refuses to wear
his hearing aids out of pride
and is too stubborn to admitthat he can't hear 80% of what's
going on.
SPEAKER_08 (30:43):
What did the doctor
say about your blood pressure?
SPEAKER_25 (30:47):
Yes.
He treats every vacation like amilitary operation, and the
fanny pack is his weapon ofchoice.
He has over 2,000 tabs open onInternet Explorer, and one of
them's been running since 2004.
SPEAKER_24 (31:03):
Marge.
SPEAKER_25 (31:22):
Dad, you don't have
to say your name and number in
every voicemail.
I know it's you.
He doesn't believe in therapy.
Why pay all that money when youcan take out your repressed
emotions for free on Waitstaff?
SPEAKER_24 (31:34):
What is this crap
playing?
Can't you put on somethingnormal?
Like the Eagles?
SPEAKER_25 (31:40):
He has a glass
cabinet full of figurines he's
irrationally proud of.
He still calls it the Google andthe YouTube.
SPEAKER_24 (31:48):
Hey honey, what's
that video website you were
talking about again?
SPEAKER_25 (31:52):
Was it the YouTubes?
He believes everything he readsin the paper and nothing his
wife tells him.
He thinks text messages shouldbe signed, like letters.
Yours truly, Mike Hunt.
The quieter the room, the louderhe talks.
SPEAKER_24 (32:09):
Now, this isn't a
bad time at all.
Yeah, we just got back fromFlorida, Dine.
Let me tell you all about it.
SPEAKER_25 (32:16):
He bought his house
in 1976 for a pack of gum and a
couple of pine cones, and stilltells people to just work
harder.
He prints out map questdirections because paper never
lies.
He still gets lost.
You're the one who told me totake that exit.
SPEAKER_21 (32:33):
I never said that.
If you had your hearing aid in,you would have heard me say,
don't take that exit.
It's always about that damnhearing aid with you.
SPEAKER_25 (32:39):
Nothing gets him
going like a good email chain
titled FWFWFW.
Hilarious.
He watches the news every nightjust to confirm that
everything's falling apart.
You know, Marge, everything'sgoing to crap.
SPEAKER_08 (32:54):
Hmm.
Same as yesterday.
Pass the pepper.
SPEAKER_24 (32:59):
He is the most
boomer man in the world.
I don't always drink, but when Ido, I complain about the price.
Stay off my lawn, my friends.
SPEAKER_03 (33:10):
You know, be now
that it's a Tuesday.
Tuesdays are celebrated behindthe scenes.
Thanks to good people and goodfriends.
Tuesdays, you see, those are thedays because I'm a very busy
guy, like I'm sure many of youare.
And thank you to the wonderfulDarlene with a Y who listens to
(33:33):
every podcast and every show.
That's right.
And she is the president of thePat Wall Show fan club on
Facebook.
So Tuesdays are very specialbecause I don't have to worry
about making myself lunch andbreakfast because she pops by
with the pot pies from KFC,formerly known as Kentucky Fried
(33:54):
Chicken.
So Tuesdays are very specialhere on Pat's Peeps.
As we go back to episode 274.
Also, I'm gonna let you know.
Oh, wait a second.
Wait a minute.
Someone is apparently at mydoor.
Now that never happens here onthe Well, as I as I'm doing my
Pat's Peeps, which isinteresting.
(34:16):
Who's out here?
Hold on a second.
Well, look who stopped by theneighborhood.
It's Darlene with the Y.
Darlene with the Y bringing mesome stones from my plants.
Hello, Darlene with a Y.
SPEAKER_15 (34:31):
Hello.
SPEAKER_03 (34:32):
What kind of stones
did you bring me from the next
one?
It's a beautiful day, isn't it?
It's a lovely day, isn't it?
In the neighborhood today?
It's a beautiful day.
Can you say beautiful day?
SPEAKER_16 (34:39):
It's a beautiful day
in the neighborhood.
Thank you.
SPEAKER_03 (34:41):
It's a beautiful you
sing very well.
How long have you been singing,Darlene with a Y?
SPEAKER_16 (34:46):
You don't want to
know about the wheel.
SPEAKER_03 (34:48):
I want to know.
The audience would like to knowhow much.
SPEAKER_16 (34:50):
Let's see, probably
50 years.
SPEAKER_03 (34:53):
50 years.
You're no more than 60 yearsold, so that's pretty
impressive.
SPEAKER_15 (34:58):
Yeah, I thought so.
SPEAKER_03 (34:59):
It's a beautiful
day.
What did you bring us today?
SPEAKER_15 (35:01):
I brought you some
clay.
SPEAKER_03 (35:04):
Like a chip.
This one's smooth.
Can you say smooth?
Huh?
Smooth on the bottom?
Smooth on the bottom.
Yeah.
Now, which one are we going touse here for the beautiful plant
that you're doing?
SPEAKER_16 (35:14):
That's what I was
wondering.
SPEAKER_03 (35:16):
What kind of a
plant?
What are we doing here today?
Tell us what we're doing.
Well, we're putting on abeautiful day.
Well no.
SPEAKER_16 (35:23):
We're making a dry
arrangement in a barrel.
However, I wasn't sure if youwere gonna keep that or get
another pot for that, so Ibrought both.
SPEAKER_03 (35:39):
Now the bottom is
out of the barrel.
SPEAKER_16 (35:41):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (35:42):
Bottom of the barrel
blues.
SPEAKER_16 (35:43):
I think so.
SPEAKER_03 (35:44):
So we've got the uh
so what have we put into the
plants so far?
What kind of plants are these?
SPEAKER_15 (35:50):
Well, these look
like pussy rolls.
SPEAKER_03 (35:52):
Excuse me?
SPEAKER_15 (35:54):
These look like
pussy rolls.
SPEAKER_03 (35:56):
Can you say pussy?
I said pussy.
Sure, I know you could.
I like that word.
Did you know?
Did you know I like that word?
Sure.
Sure you do.
SPEAKER_16 (36:06):
I try to please.
SPEAKER_03 (36:08):
There you go.
Um, so it's like a driedarrangement with pussy.
SPEAKER_08 (36:15):
Bringing chicken
Popeyes, always something true.
We sing our hearts out karaokeevery night.
In her laughter, everythingfeels so right.
With her by my side, the world'sa better place.
(36:38):
Dancing in the kitchen, it's ourhappy space.
So here's to Darlene, my karaokequeen.
With Popeyes in hand, she'sliving the dream.
Together we'll sing.
Never miss a beat in a worldfull of love.
We can't be beat.
(37:13):
She's the reason I fly.
He's the reason.
With every bite of pie.
She brings warm to my soul.
To my soul.
Together we're unstoppable.
We make each other whole.
Every note we hit, it's magic inthe air.
(37:33):
In this friendship circle,nothing else can compare.
So here's Tataline, my karaokequeen with Popeyes and hands.
She's living the dream.
Together we'll sing.
Never miss a beat in a worldfull of love.
We can't be beat.
SPEAKER_03 (38:01):
If you go back to
Pat's Peeps.
Number 64.
I spoke with former SacramentoKings announcer Grant Napier,
who was fired by a radio stationthat did not back him, by a team
that didn't back him.
After a tweet from DeMarcusCousins baited him, and he said,
(38:25):
All lives matter.
SPEAKER_08 (38:30):
In the song of our
lives, the love never ends.
SPEAKER_03 (38:34):
Thank you to Darlene
with a why.
Grant Napier talked about that.
SPEAKER_22 (38:38):
I don't really have
an issue with Demarcus Cousins
for his tweet to me.
If you would respond, if youwould put out a tweet to me and
you ask me what I thought of theLM, I would have responded the
same way.
I would have said all lifematter every single one.
If we were alive, if you put outa tweet to me, I would have
responded all life matter everysingle one.
(40:39):
I'm not putting myself on thebelieve that if you have a
problem with the phrase alllives matter, every single one,
then you need to look in themirror because you've got a
problem.
SPEAKER_03 (40:50):
That's Grant Napier,
who I agree with right there, on
Pat's peeps number 64.
I remember at the time doingthat thinking I was so far into
my podcast, and now here I'm at341, thinking I'm so far into my
podcast, I can only imagine whatis next.
As we now approach 75,000downloads of this podcast, which
(41:14):
is, by the way, no video, noniche, only audio.
So you guys.
And making it a record-breakingday today is absolutely awesome.
And again, I cannot thank youenough for that.
You know, here's a fun one fromit's one of my favorites.
(41:34):
Uh going back, uh, this is on Idon't even I I don't even know.
It's just going back.
This is one of the things Ifeatured on one of the podcasts.
And it's kind of like the way ifI was a music DJ, like this
would be like my fantasy way ofgoing out.
(41:55):
Because I know how these radiostations work.
So here is one of my favoritesfrom Pat's Peeps podcast.
This is going back to 1988 whenradio legend Coyote Calhoun gets
fired on the air.
Please enjoy.
SPEAKER_17 (42:21):
I appreciate your
support and your votes and
confidence.
What we're talking about rightnow is this station's format,
which is bugging me.
You know what I'm supposed toplay next hour?
Oh.
Madonna, open your heart.
Please every breath you take.
We haven't heard that songenough, have we?
Please, every breath you take.
How many times do you thinkwe've played that song in the
past four years?
Probably 5,000 times.
(42:41):
My point is, my point is, howmany times we played Pink Floyd
off their brand new CD?
Zero.
None.
Well, you know, I played two orthree cuts off the Pink Floyd C
D in the past three months.
You know how I did it?
I sneaked the C D in here and Iplayed it without authority,
without permission.
Why?
Because I knew you wanted tohear it.
The CD has sold four millioncopies.
(43:02):
We played nothing off it.
That's a good business decision.
Oh, I can tell these people aresmart.
We hire a consultant to tell us,don't play that.
Sold four million copies.
Someone might like it.
We've got a remedy for that.
We're gonna bring a pin flightright now, ladies and gentlemen.
Stand behind me because we haveto change the electronic rate
(43:24):
and it's completely fascinatingradio station is run.
I'm sure you agree.
You turn out here in the sameold time.
(43:47):
My hotline is ringing.
Well, my hotline is ringing.
I bet this will be interesting.
Let's uh let's answer thehotline on the air.
Oh, this will be fun.
Don't tell anybody.
C102 FM.
Hello.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm playing I'm playing one ofmy favorite bands, uh, Boston.
I'm playing Boston, Steve.
(44:08):
A lot of Boston is what I'mdoing.
Why?
SPEAKER_25 (44:12):
Is this on the air?
SPEAKER_17 (44:15):
Ladies and
gentlemen, Steve Russell, our
program director of WCBQ.
Yes, Steve, we're on the air.
SPEAKER_25 (44:20):
Get me off the air
now.
SPEAKER_17 (44:22):
Lighten up, Steve.
Just a bit.
Just a joke.
Get me off the air now.
No.
I'm not gonna.
If I take you off the air, thenyou'll give me a bad time.
Why don't you just tell thepeople since?
(44:45):
Well tell you what, ladies andgentlemen, let's uh let's not
let that ruin our party.
Let's uh let's play some moreBoston.
See what we'll do after.
We'll just call Steve and makesure that his uh that he's not
(45:06):
angry.
Hello.
Hello, who is this?
Janice.
Janice, ladies and gentlemen,the lovely life of Mr.
Steve Russell, Janice.
Hello, Janice, how are you?
I'm fine, thankful.
You're still having a sexualproblem.
No.
Um let me speak to Steve,please.
SPEAKER_15 (45:28):
He's not here.
SPEAKER_17 (45:31):
Where is it?
SPEAKER_15 (45:32):
Uh he's on his way
to the station.
SPEAKER_17 (45:35):
He's coming here.
Oh.
Okay, well.
I I'll talk to him when he getshere then, okay?
Okay, uh nice talking to withyou.
Bye, Janet.
Okay.
Let's play some mountain.
(45:56):
He should enjoy this talk.
I think Steve will enjoy somemountain.
We don't play this either.
It's a mountain, Steve.
Oh, boy.
Steve is on his way to thestation.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonnaleave the microphone on because
when Steve gets here, I want himto state his position.
I want him man to man to sitdown in the chair and tell
everybody while we listen tothis Jeffries boob and and while
(46:19):
we we follow these music sheetsand have no leeway what to do.
I'll tell you something.
I gotta follow this music sheet,but if the ratings come back and
and my ratings, my book is bad,no one's gonna get fired.
No, not Mr.
Jeffries.
Not Mr.
Russell, Mr.
Calvin will be fired.
So I should have some input intomy show.
And you should have some input.
If you want to hear something, Ishould be able to play.
So when Steve gets you, willleave the mic on, and what do
(46:40):
you get so we'll ask him?
Why are we putting up with this?
We know what to do.
We've been in radio 10 or 15years.
We don't need management to tellus what to do, ladies and
gentlemen.
Shut the mic off.
Ladies and gentlemen, theprogram director of WCBQ and my
friend Steve Russell.
Hello, shut the mic off.
Back off.
You're making it worse.
SPEAKER_26 (47:01):
Shut the mic off.
SPEAKER_17 (47:02):
The mic stays on.
SPEAKER_26 (47:03):
Cut the mic off, or
you're gone.
SPEAKER_17 (47:07):
I can't I can't I
cannot believe that this is a
big damn deal.
SPEAKER_26 (47:10):
Cut the mic off now.
SPEAKER_17 (47:13):
The mic stays on.
I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_26 (47:15):
Cut the mic off.
SPEAKER_17 (47:16):
If you come close to
the mic, I'm off, right?
SPEAKER_14 (47:21):
You cut the mic off.
Mic thing on.
SPEAKER_26 (47:26):
Get it off now.
Your mic is on.
SPEAKER_14 (47:29):
I'll kill you.
SPEAKER_26 (47:32):
General, are you all
right?
SPEAKER_17 (47:36):
Now the mic stays
on.
SPEAKER_07 (47:48):
You're gone.
SPEAKER_03 (47:54):
Pat's peeps.
341.
I was gonna kick out of thatwith a dream way of going out.
Go out doing your thing, man.
Doing what you believe.
Which is what I'm doing rightnow.
Again, I want to say thank youfor being the best podcast
audience and radio audience.
(48:14):
I want to say thank you for therecord-setting numbers today
that I'm getting on my podcast.
It means so very much to me.
We're gonna get bigger, we'regonna get better, we're gonna
have more guests.
We'd love for you to support thelocal businesses.
That's what that is what willkeep us going.
And that there we can help otherbusinesses.
(48:35):
So, PatzPeeps.com, merchandise,all that kind of stuff.
But I surely do appreciate you.
And um, heck, we'll see you onthe radio.
Alright.
Much appreciated.
SPEAKER_13 (48:52):
Air waves, passed
out the money, talking about
sports, music, and all thathype.
Bring in the laughter, sharingthe tales with guests around you
won't find any trails.
Tunes echo loud, stories flowfree.
That's beef podcast tonight.
(49:15):
With stories and laughter,everything's right.
That's got a match, stay with usfor a while.
(49:36):
He covers it all with everyepisode you just wanna call.
In the heart of the flock, whereafter it's game, I'll watch the
host making the good swing.
Just take a ride at beatingtonight.
(49:58):
Stories last.
That's got to match things withus for a while.
SPEAKER_03 (50:11):
I just wanna say
thank you to so many people, and
I know I shouldn't start thelist because it's new topics.
SPEAKER_13 (50:18):
It covers it up.
SPEAKER_03 (50:19):
I'll forget the end.
SPEAKER_13 (50:22):
Told you just walk
on in the off of the pod.
We're left there's game.
Available now to just take aride.
Thanks to all of you.
That's the podcast.
Tune in tonight.
SPEAKER_03 (50:43):
The origin I lead in
reality window spirits, the next
and the next event and everysingle one of you that's pretty
great, and that's the fannybill.
SPEAKER_13 (50:56):
And lost the little
bound is the last time the last
three.