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SPEAKER_08 (00:16):
Well, hello there, hello.
It is the Pat's Pats PeepsPodcast with 353 for a
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2025.
It's the afternoon, looking outthe studio window into the
beautiful foothills of NorthernCalifornia.
(00:38):
You know it's cloudy, the sun ispeeking through, but it's a very
cool day, very pleasant.
How are you?
By the way, my name is Patrick.
I'm also the host of the PatWall Show.
It's heard on KFPK Radio.
Uh 93.1 FM 1530 AM.
We stream live everywhere on thefree iHeart app.
Just like this podcast.
(01:00):
And uh today is a day where I amreally getting ready for my
trip.
Going to Sicily and in just acouple of days.
We're uh leaving on Saturday.
And uh so I'm in the packingstage.
I mean, some of you might alwayssay, Well, I would have already
been packed.
(01:21):
And I wait till the last second,only because I kind of have an
idea what I want to take, butthen again, I don't want to, you
know, everything laying around.
I just kind of want to I kind ofmake up my mind.
Anyhow, you could call itprocrastination, or I think it's
actually very good timing.
I didn't want to do it tooearly.
Because here's the other thing,you don't want to do it too
early because you want to checkthe weather forecast, and as it
(01:43):
turns out, uh the weatherforecast, um so I'm going to
Sicily and then I'm gonna gofrom Sicily to England.
Uh in Sicily, it appears there'sgonna be a warming trend, so you
know you want to address uhappropriate.
And then, of course, uh I don'tknow what do I have to say about
England?
Again, I've never been there,but yeah, rain, I'm pretty sure.
(02:03):
At least that's what I've heardis in the weather forecast.
So it's one of those days,packing, I've been on the phone
all day, you know, yeah yeah,all this stuff.
Preparing for it, but that'sboring anyhow.
I hope you're doing well.
Wherever you may be, thank youfor listening to my podcast.
Very grateful.
Um you know, today, as I'mpreparing for this, and I was
(02:28):
talking about how I'm gonna bemissing Halloween, I'm gonna be
missing the World Series.
Dang it! But I thought just forfun today, we'd have a little
bit of fun with this.
And, you know, uh so yesterdaywe got a little bit of listener
content in, but then you know, Isaw the goats and the goats ate
my notes.
(02:50):
That was awesome, by the way, Ihave to say.
But I wanted to continue with alittle bit of the listener
content.
And also, you know, one of thethings about Halloween and me
being a music guy, I always loveall kinds of music, and when it
(03:10):
comes to Halloween, we alwayshear the same kind of music.
We you know, they play a song,they did the mash, they did the
monster mash.
You got the monster mash byBobby Boris Pickett, or I mean,
there's just a variety of thingsthat you hear a lot on
Halloween, certain songs.
Like if it's a rock station,you're gonna hear Godzilla,
right?
(03:30):
Don't fear the Reaper, both bythe way, excellent songs by Blue
Oyster Cole.
Maybe Welcome to My Nightmare.
I don't know, I don't reallyhear that being played on the
radio anymore.
Alice Cooper.
We're Wolves of London, huh?
Warren Z Von.
By the way, I love Warren Z-Von.
Rest in peace.
He had so many great songsbesides We're Wolves of London,
(03:53):
but that certainly is a classic.
So I thought it might be kind offun today to um uncover some
other Halloween songs that maybeyou've not heard.
There's all kinds of I was justwhat was I just thinking of?
You know I like there's some Iwas gonna go old school, but uh
but there's a band calledDeadbolt.
(04:14):
Deadbolt does some goodHalloween stuff.
I just like the sound, andthey're kind of a I don't know,
they play some kind of Halloweentype of songs that I like.
(04:35):
I like this is called truckdrive an SOB, though.
I don't know how scary that is,but I like this one.
But they got songs Scare Me.
It's called Scare Me.
They got one called Voodoo BillyMan.
I like that.
SPEAKER_14 (04:48):
Joanne King Dealers in a SQB.
She did a cut me off.
I followed them downtown to oneof them uh artists law.
Ha ha! One of the guys came tothe door, he said, Hi, he must
be bitching.
I said no.
SPEAKER_13 (05:07):
I punched him in the teeth and said, I'm a truck
driving son of a bitch.
Oh yeah.
Truck driving son of a bitch.
Truck driving son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_08 (05:18):
We also got songs like It's a Creepy World.
I like this.
That's just cool.
Good Halloween stuff for me.
Not your typical BAPS beeps 353.
SPEAKER_12 (05:37):
Look out, land don't know it's a creepy world.
You open the paper, what do yousee?
Terrible things that come andconstantly.
SPEAKER_08 (06:00):
Yeah, sorry, I like this kind of stuff.
SPEAKER_12 (06:04):
Obscure deep stuff.
SPEAKER_08 (06:07):
We got a song called Voodoo Trucker.
This voodoo trucker, one more.
They've got Hillbilly Zombies.
SPEAKER_00 (06:23):
Voodoo Trucker outfit.
SPEAKER_12 (06:31):
He drives amongst the truckers like a mumbo steak.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_13 (06:38):
Your CB crackles and you hear a break.
Anyhow.
SPEAKER_08 (06:43):
And anywho.
You last night on the show wewere talking about the fact that
hamburger helper.
Remember, remember hamburgerhelper?
It is surging in popularitybecause people think that
somehow you should buy thehamburger helper because they
think that maybe that savesmoney because inflation's out of
(07:07):
control.
It's been out of control for along time.
And people are trying to, youknow, they're they think they're
cutting corners, but one of thethings we did talk about on the
show last night was, you know,hamburger helpers nothing
against it.
That's old school.
But it's not really gonna saveyou money or be as healthy as if
you do something yourself or youbuy it, you put it together
(07:28):
yourself.
And then I forget about the factthat some people don't know how
to cook.
And then one thing led toanother as we're talking about
the resurgence of the popularityof hamburger helper.
You know what else too?
Spam.
Spam is making a big comeback.
In the midst of this, ScottRobinson, who uh joined me on
(07:49):
the show last night from Beyondthe Humidor.
He and Gary Dietrich, ourpolitical analysts, both of them
are my friends, said, but youknow what?
Hamburger helper was good, butdon't give me tuna helper.
Remember that back in the dayyou get the tuna helper.
SPEAKER_05 (08:04):
Oh gotta go home, get dinner ready.
SPEAKER_14 (08:07):
Wish there was something new to do with tuna.
SPEAKER_08 (08:09):
Oh yes, yes, mom! I hope you're right.
There's something new to do withtuna.
Is there anything new you can dowith tuna?
Who came up with that jingle?
Alright, listen, uh JP?
Yeah, JR.
Yeah, we're gonna need a jingle.
It's gonna be something, we needto do something new with tuna.
(08:29):
I got it, JB.
Alright, JR, let's run it back,Larry Kate and Darren Stevens.
Alright, then we get then we'llget the jingle.
How about this?
Then you get the jingle singersin there.
I picture them all wearing, theguys are wearing white pleated
slacks and a red V-neck sweater,and the women are wearing white
pleated skirts with a red V-necksweater with like those old uh,
(08:53):
what do you call them?
Like the uh what was it,hairbands in their hair?
What can you do with tuna?
Here we go.
Tuna.
SPEAKER_05 (09:00):
Is there anything new you can do with tuna?
Tuna helper! Like uh tuna castaway.
Mom, are we gonna have thathorrible tuna helper?
Is there anything new you can dowith tuna?
SPEAKER_08 (09:17):
And there's nothing better than hot tuna.
Well, the band's pretty good.
Hot tuna.
But hot tuna with peas.
SPEAKER_04 (09:24):
Tuna helper!
SPEAKER_08 (09:26):
Three, tuna main dish mixes from Betty Crocker.
Yeah, that's fantastic.
This guy's got Roadkill Helperin case you're in the need for
anything like that.
You're going down the road.
Pat's peeps 353.
SPEAKER_09 (09:42):
Well, stop for the morning to you the rest of the
day.
This is your old buddy BuchoNacho here to tell you about a
product you might have ahandkerchief for.
Have you ever sat down there atthe kitchen table and just
realized that maybe your auntmom or sister-wife just doesn't
know how to make a good pastacasserole anymore?
(10:06):
Well, I don't think she hasn't,but you see, there's only so
much you can do with roadkill.
Until now.
Well yeah! I got with me heretoday a box of roadkill help.
A gourmet blend of pasta,cheeses, and herbs that are
guaranteed to spice up anyroadkill dish.
(10:28):
Whether it be rancid, sun,loaded, crusted raccoon flesh,
it is guaranteed to spice itright up.
You see, this is a the choicegourmet of roadkill cafe.
Thank you, roadkill helper.
SPEAKER_00 (10:51):
Crossing the highway late last night.
It should have looked left andit should have looked right.
They didn't see the stationwagon car, the skunk got
squashed.
There you are, you got your deadskunk in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the middle of theroad.
Dead skunk in the middle of theroad.
(11:14):
Stinking the high of a Yeah!
SPEAKER_08 (11:18):
That's right, buddy.
That's right, Pat's Peeps 353.
I said, you know, we get to somelistener content.
By golly, we're gonna do thatright now.
Let's see, let's go to the well,first of all, thank you to Greg.
Greg, if you're listening, thankyou, sir.
Greg has purchased from thePatzPeeps.com website the
(11:43):
beautiful, and oh, socomfortable Tower Records
t-shirt.
That's right.
The Tower Records t-shirt.
Yes.
It's beautiful.
You're gonna love it.
You'll wear it proudly.
It's the most comfortable shirtyou'll wear.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Listen to all those satisfiedcustomers.
Greg, um, one more time forGreg, shall we?
(12:04):
Thank you.
We got Tower.
He said, you know, Pat, Icouldn't decide between a Tower
Records t-shirt or the Sam'sOffbrow t-shirt, which by the
way, that's nice too.
Thank you, Greg Green.
All right, so this is from Ken.
I love this.
(12:25):
Ken says, uh, well, here you go.
I know I know you're big Dodgerfan.
Sorry.
Yeah.
There's Tommy Lasorda on the TVshow Chips.
Remember that?
Larry Wilcox, Eric Estrada.
Here's Tommy Lassorda gettingpulled over by Chips.
SPEAKER_11 (12:41):
Forgive me, officer.
I know I was speeding, uh, butI'm in a hurry.
I'm late for the World Series.
I see your license, sir.
Look, I left him at home.
Uh look, I'm Tommy Lazorda.
I'm late for the World Series.
Would you step out of the car,sir?
Officer, I've got to get to thestadium.
Please step out of the car, sir.
SPEAKER_01 (13:03):
Uh, partner, can we talk?
I gotta punch.
SPEAKER_11 (13:07):
Do you have registration for this vehicle,
sir?
Look, this isn't my car.
I had an accident and I borroweda friend.
Why do I feel like a criminalwhen I'm telling you this?
I'm Tommy Lasorda.
Haven't you seen my commercials?
SPEAKER_01 (13:20):
Uh something wrong, partner.
This guy doesn't have a licenseor vehicle registration.
And he claims to be someonenamed Lasagna.
SPEAKER_10 (13:30):
Maybe your name's on the back of your uniform, Mr.
Lasota.
Sure it is.
SPEAKER_01 (13:36):
That says Valenzuela.
SPEAKER_11 (13:39):
What?
Ballanzuela?
Hey, wait a minute.
That's Jerry Royce.
That's his idea of a joke.
Listen, I'm Tommy Lasorda, amanager of the world champion
Los Angeles Dodgers.
SPEAKER_10 (13:50):
You know me, don't you?
Yes, sir, Mr.
Lasota, I do.
And I think you're a greatmanager.
But we're still gonna have tocite you.
Hey, fair is fair, but could youhurry, please?
SPEAKER_01 (14:00):
Mr.
Lasorda, since my partnervouches for you as a special
service to a world champion, Iam going to write it fast.
SPEAKER_08 (14:08):
October 10th, 1982.
That's when that show, that'swhen that show aired.
Also, from Ken, and Ken, as I asI told Ken as in reply to this,
this is something I try toforget about, but it's out there
and it always pops up.
Why?
(14:29):
Because number one, it'sridiculous and silly.
But mainly because the reason Isee it is because I'm a Rams
fan.
And so everyone wants to alwayssend this to me.
So from 1986, one of the mostembarrassing things that the
Rams have ever done, other thandraft well, there's a couple of
(14:51):
people, Tony Banks and LawrencePhillips.
Here is the horrible playing offthe Chicago Bears uh Super Bowl
shuffle.
The Rams doing the hideous songRam It.
SPEAKER_11 (15:04):
Put another button if we hit a ram it, you see.
If you ram it that's right, youcan ram it all night.
Oh, ram it, ram it.
SPEAKER_04 (15:17):
Let's ram it.
SPEAKER_07 (15:21):
Let's ram it right now with Jackie Splater.
Nolan Cromwell.
If you're power, it's gonna beraped.
I like to ram it because you cansee nobody likes ramming
anymore.
Oh god, that's so embarrassing.
SPEAKER_08 (15:33):
Nobody likes ramming it more than me.
Women always told me that Ilooked like Nolan Cromwell when
I was a bad eight.
SPEAKER_07 (15:44):
They call me the Duminose.
I know how to run from the toesto the head for the two.
I'll knock you dead.
unknown (16:00):
Let's grab it.
SPEAKER_08 (16:01):
Oh god.
Ken, thank you so much.
Thank you for that.
Really do appreciate that.
It's as bad.
Every time I see it, it's as badas the first time I saw it.
And the second time, and on andon.
(16:21):
Let's see.
Here is some doo-I need tocleanse the palate with some
music.
So let's go to do some doo-wop.
Halloween doo-wop, my friends.
So Pat's peeps 353.
Here's Graveyard Cha Cha by the3Ds.
SPEAKER_05 (16:40):
Oh, oh, oh, jump, jump, jump, oh, oh, oh, jump.
Well, a sun went down and themoon shone bright.
The werewolves walk on a rocktonight.
Jack, rip on the big big two.
(17:04):
And a book shiny on his bigchapty.
Everybody cha-cha.
Come along with me.
Come along with me.
SPEAKER_06 (17:15):
Wow.
Everybody cha-cha.
SPEAKER_05 (17:18):
Come along with me.
SPEAKER_08 (17:25):
Ah, the 3D is the graveyard cha-cha.
Here on Pat's Peeps 353.
How about Boogie the Boogeyman?
Let's go old school funk.
Let's go the boogeyman.
It's the boogeyman.
Pat's Peeps 353.
Here's the Boogeyman, baby.
(17:46):
Are you feeling it?
Are you feeling it?
That's right.
Darius Boogie High Tower.
SPEAKER_05 (17:57):
The Boogeyman.
He's coming to get you.
SPEAKER_08 (18:06):
Yeah, baby.
That's right, little girl.
With this velvet baritone.
His hypnotic stage present.
East team born for the midnighthours.
SPEAKER_03 (18:26):
The boogeyman got a lot of hands.
SPEAKER_08 (18:33):
There's boogeyman.
Here's the mommy shuffle.
Let's get to it.
It's the mommy shuffle.
SPEAKER_02 (18:44):
He's wrapped up tight, buddy, ready to go.
At the midnight dance down inCairo.
Down in the tomb where it's darkand deep.
The mommy woke up from athousand years' sleep.
He heard the beat and hecouldn't resist.
Unwrapped his feet and he shookhis fist.
(19:05):
It's the mummy shuffle.
Drag your feet.
The mummy shuffle.
Can't beep beep.
unknown (19:12):
One step, two step, rattle those bones.
SPEAKER_02 (19:15):
The mummy shuffle shakes the stone.
SPEAKER_08 (19:25):
Isn't that cool?
I love that sound.
I love that.
SPEAKER_12 (19:29):
I love it.
Take a treat, take a treat onHalloween.
Better give a treat that's goodto eat.
If you wanna keep life serene.
SPEAKER_08 (19:38):
Take a treat, drink a treat, take a treat, drink a
treat, take a treat, the wholenight through.
Happy Halloween time to you, bythe way.
From all of us here at PatsCreep.
SPEAKER_12 (20:04):
When the fucking shells have evil spells.
SPEAKER_03 (20:32):
Dad's hanging lanterns by the old front door.
Like he did in 54.
Kids in costumes running downthe lane.
Paperbags dancing in thewindowpane.
Neighbors laughing saying howyou've grown on those Halloween
nights back home.
All those Halloween nights backhome Under that small town sky
(20:54):
we roam.
Hand in hand by the radio tone.
Yeah, those Halloween nightsback home.
Candy munching goes tonight.
You look like magic in yourhomemade gown.
(21:14):
Spinning to the band when themoon came down.
SPEAKER_08 (21:20):
Hope you're having a great Wednesday.
Heck, it's already midweek.
Already midweek.
Isn't it nice?
Now the years are for weekend'llbe here before you know it.
SPEAKER_03 (21:31):
But the pumpkin still smile just the same.
Every trick and treat, everyshadow known brings me back to
those nights back home.
Oh, those Halloween nights backhome.
SPEAKER_09 (21:42):
Home cooking.
There's nothing like it in theworld.
May I have the salt?
SPEAKER_06 (21:50):
What do we say?
SPEAKER_08 (21:54):
Now we're going to Thank you for listening to my
(22:25):
podcast.
Much appreciated.
Here is hoping.
I don't know what kind of accentthis is.
I'm just making this up.
Here is hoping.
You have a good Wednesday.
(22:47):
And until next time.
And as always, my friends.
Again, I don't know the accent.
We will see you on the radio.
Well, hello there, hello.
It is the Pat's Pats PeepsPodcast with 353 for a
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2025.
It's the afternoon, looking outthe studio window into the
beautiful foothills of NorthernCalifornia.
(00:38):
You know it's cloudy, the sun ispeeking through, but it's a very
cool day, very pleasant.
How are you?
By the way, my name is Patrick.
I'm also the host of the PatWall Show.
It's heard on KFPK Radio.
Uh 93.1 FM 1530 AM.
We stream live everywhere on thefree iHeart app.
Just like this podcast.
(01:00):
And uh today is a day where I amreally getting ready for my
trip.
Going to Sicily and in just acouple of days.
We're uh leaving on Saturday.
And uh so I'm in the packingstage.
I mean, some of you might alwayssay, Well, I would have already
been packed.
(01:21):
And I wait till the last second,only because I kind of have an
idea what I want to take, butthen again, I don't want to, you
know, everything laying around.
I just kind of want to I kind ofmake up my mind.
Anyhow, you could call itprocrastination, or I think it's
actually very good timing.
I didn't want to do it tooearly.
Because here's the other thing,you don't want to do it too
early because you want to checkthe weather forecast, and as it
(01:43):
turns out, uh the weatherforecast, um so I'm going to
Sicily and then I'm gonna gofrom Sicily to England.
Uh in Sicily, it appears there'sgonna be a warming trend, so you
know you want to address uhappropriate.
And then, of course, uh I don'tknow what do I have to say about
England?
Again, I've never been there,but yeah, rain, I'm pretty sure.
(02:03):
At least that's what I've heardis in the weather forecast.
So it's one of those days,packing, I've been on the phone
all day, you know, yeah yeah,all this stuff.
Preparing for it, but that'sboring anyhow.
I hope you're doing well.
Wherever you may be, thank youfor listening to my podcast.
Very grateful.
Um you know, today, as I'mpreparing for this, and I was
(02:28):
talking about how I'm gonna bemissing Halloween, I'm gonna be
missing the World Series.
Dang it! But I thought just forfun today, we'd have a little
bit of fun with this.
And, you know, uh so yesterdaywe got a little bit of listener
content in, but then you know, Isaw the goats and the goats ate
my notes.
(02:50):
That was awesome, by the way, Ihave to say.
But I wanted to continue with alittle bit of the listener
content.
And also, you know, one of thethings about Halloween and me
being a music guy, I always loveall kinds of music, and when it
(03:10):
comes to Halloween, we alwayshear the same kind of music.
We you know, they play a song,they did the mash, they did the
monster mash.
You got the monster mash byBobby Boris Pickett, or I mean,
there's just a variety of thingsthat you hear a lot on
Halloween, certain songs.
Like if it's a rock station,you're gonna hear Godzilla,
right?
(03:30):
Don't fear the Reaper, both bythe way, excellent songs by Blue
Oyster Cole.
Maybe Welcome to My Nightmare.
I don't know, I don't reallyhear that being played on the
radio anymore.
Alice Cooper.
We're Wolves of London, huh?
Warren Z Von.
By the way, I love Warren Z-Von.
Rest in peace.
He had so many great songsbesides We're Wolves of London,
(03:53):
but that certainly is a classic.
So I thought it might be kind offun today to um uncover some
other Halloween songs that maybeyou've not heard.
There's all kinds of I was justwhat was I just thinking of?
You know I like there's some Iwas gonna go old school, but uh
but there's a band calledDeadbolt.
(04:14):
Deadbolt does some goodHalloween stuff.
I just like the sound, andthey're kind of a I don't know,
they play some kind of Halloweentype of songs that I like.
(04:35):
I like this is called truckdrive an SOB, though.
I don't know how scary that is,but I like this one.
But they got songs Scare Me.
It's called Scare Me.
They got one called Voodoo BillyMan.
I like that.
SPEAKER_14 (04:48):
Joanne King Dealers in a SQB.
She did a cut me off.
I followed them downtown to oneof them uh artists law.
Ha ha! One of the guys came tothe door, he said, Hi, he must
be bitching.
I said no.
SPEAKER_13 (05:07):
I punched him in the teeth and said, I'm a truck
driving son of a bitch.
Oh yeah.
Truck driving son of a bitch.
Truck driving son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_08 (05:18):
We also got songs like It's a Creepy World.
I like this.
That's just cool.
Good Halloween stuff for me.
Not your typical BAPS beeps 353.
SPEAKER_12 (05:37):
Look out, land don't know it's a creepy world.
You open the paper, what do yousee?
Terrible things that come andconstantly.
SPEAKER_08 (06:00):
Yeah, sorry, I like this kind of stuff.
SPEAKER_12 (06:04):
Obscure deep stuff.
SPEAKER_08 (06:07):
We got a song called Voodoo Trucker.
This voodoo trucker, one more.
They've got Hillbilly Zombies.
SPEAKER_00 (06:23):
Voodoo Trucker outfit.
SPEAKER_12 (06:31):
He drives amongst the truckers like a mumbo steak.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_13 (06:38):
Your CB crackles and you hear a break.
Anyhow.
SPEAKER_08 (06:43):
And anywho.
You last night on the show wewere talking about the fact that
hamburger helper.
Remember, remember hamburgerhelper?
It is surging in popularitybecause people think that
somehow you should buy thehamburger helper because they
think that maybe that savesmoney because inflation's out of
(07:07):
control.
It's been out of control for along time.
And people are trying to, youknow, they're they think they're
cutting corners, but one of thethings we did talk about on the
show last night was, you know,hamburger helpers nothing
against it.
That's old school.
But it's not really gonna saveyou money or be as healthy as if
you do something yourself or youbuy it, you put it together
(07:28):
yourself.
And then I forget about the factthat some people don't know how
to cook.
And then one thing led toanother as we're talking about
the resurgence of the popularityof hamburger helper.
You know what else too?
Spam.
Spam is making a big comeback.
In the midst of this, ScottRobinson, who uh joined me on
(07:49):
the show last night from Beyondthe Humidor.
He and Gary Dietrich, ourpolitical analysts, both of them
are my friends, said, but youknow what?
Hamburger helper was good, butdon't give me tuna helper.
Remember that back in the dayyou get the tuna helper.
SPEAKER_05 (08:04):
Oh gotta go home, get dinner ready.
SPEAKER_14 (08:07):
Wish there was something new to do with tuna.
SPEAKER_08 (08:09):
Oh yes, yes, mom! I hope you're right.
There's something new to do withtuna.
Is there anything new you can dowith tuna?
Who came up with that jingle?
Alright, listen, uh JP?
Yeah, JR.
Yeah, we're gonna need a jingle.
It's gonna be something, we needto do something new with tuna.
(08:29):
I got it, JB.
Alright, JR, let's run it back,Larry Kate and Darren Stevens.
Alright, then we get then we'llget the jingle.
How about this?
Then you get the jingle singersin there.
I picture them all wearing, theguys are wearing white pleated
slacks and a red V-neck sweater,and the women are wearing white
pleated skirts with a red V-necksweater with like those old uh,
(08:53):
what do you call them?
Like the uh what was it,hairbands in their hair?
What can you do with tuna?
Here we go.
Tuna.
SPEAKER_05 (09:00):
Is there anything new you can do with tuna?
Tuna helper! Like uh tuna castaway.
Mom, are we gonna have thathorrible tuna helper?
Is there anything new you can dowith tuna?
SPEAKER_08 (09:17):
And there's nothing better than hot tuna.
Well, the band's pretty good.
Hot tuna.
But hot tuna with peas.
SPEAKER_04 (09:24):
Tuna helper!
SPEAKER_08 (09:26):
Three, tuna main dish mixes from Betty Crocker.
Yeah, that's fantastic.
This guy's got Roadkill Helperin case you're in the need for
anything like that.
You're going down the road.
Pat's peeps 353.
SPEAKER_09 (09:42):
Well, stop for the morning to you the rest of the
day.
This is your old buddy BuchoNacho here to tell you about a
product you might have ahandkerchief for.
Have you ever sat down there atthe kitchen table and just
realized that maybe your auntmom or sister-wife just doesn't
know how to make a good pastacasserole anymore?
(10:06):
Well, I don't think she hasn't,but you see, there's only so
much you can do with roadkill.
Until now.
Well yeah! I got with me heretoday a box of roadkill help.
A gourmet blend of pasta,cheeses, and herbs that are
guaranteed to spice up anyroadkill dish.
(10:28):
Whether it be rancid, sun,loaded, crusted raccoon flesh,
it is guaranteed to spice itright up.
You see, this is a the choicegourmet of roadkill cafe.
Thank you, roadkill helper.
SPEAKER_00 (10:51):
Crossing the highway late last night.
It should have looked left andit should have looked right.
They didn't see the stationwagon car, the skunk got
squashed.
There you are, you got your deadskunk in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the middle of theroad.
Dead skunk in the middle of theroad.
(11:14):
Stinking the high of a Yeah!
SPEAKER_08 (11:18):
That's right, buddy.
That's right, Pat's Peeps 353.
I said, you know, we get to somelistener content.
By golly, we're gonna do thatright now.
Let's see, let's go to the well,first of all, thank you to Greg.
Greg, if you're listening, thankyou, sir.
Greg has purchased from thePatzPeeps.com website the
(11:43):
beautiful, and oh, socomfortable Tower Records
t-shirt.
That's right.
The Tower Records t-shirt.
Yes.
It's beautiful.
You're gonna love it.
You'll wear it proudly.
It's the most comfortable shirtyou'll wear.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Listen to all those satisfiedcustomers.
Greg, um, one more time forGreg, shall we?
(12:04):
Thank you.
We got Tower.
He said, you know, Pat, Icouldn't decide between a Tower
Records t-shirt or the Sam'sOffbrow t-shirt, which by the
way, that's nice too.
Thank you, Greg Green.
All right, so this is from Ken.
I love this.
(12:25):
Ken says, uh, well, here you go.
I know I know you're big Dodgerfan.
Sorry.
Yeah.
There's Tommy Lasorda on the TVshow Chips.
Remember that?
Larry Wilcox, Eric Estrada.
Here's Tommy Lassorda gettingpulled over by Chips.
SPEAKER_11 (12:41):
Forgive me, officer.
I know I was speeding, uh, butI'm in a hurry.
I'm late for the World Series.
I see your license, sir.
Look, I left him at home.
Uh look, I'm Tommy Lazorda.
I'm late for the World Series.
Would you step out of the car,sir?
Officer, I've got to get to thestadium.
Please step out of the car, sir.
SPEAKER_01 (13:03):
Uh, partner, can we talk?
I gotta punch.
SPEAKER_11 (13:07):
Do you have registration for this vehicle,
sir?
Look, this isn't my car.
I had an accident and I borroweda friend.
Why do I feel like a criminalwhen I'm telling you this?
I'm Tommy Lasorda.
Haven't you seen my commercials?
SPEAKER_01 (13:20):
Uh something wrong, partner.
This guy doesn't have a licenseor vehicle registration.
And he claims to be someonenamed Lasagna.
SPEAKER_10 (13:30):
Maybe your name's on the back of your uniform, Mr.
Lasota.
Sure it is.
SPEAKER_01 (13:36):
That says Valenzuela.
SPEAKER_11 (13:39):
What?
Ballanzuela?
Hey, wait a minute.
That's Jerry Royce.
That's his idea of a joke.
Listen, I'm Tommy Lasorda, amanager of the world champion
Los Angeles Dodgers.
SPEAKER_10 (13:50):
You know me, don't you?
Yes, sir, Mr.
Lasota, I do.
And I think you're a greatmanager.
But we're still gonna have tocite you.
Hey, fair is fair, but could youhurry, please?
SPEAKER_01 (14:00):
Mr.
Lasorda, since my partnervouches for you as a special
service to a world champion, Iam going to write it fast.
SPEAKER_08 (14:08):
October 10th, 1982.
That's when that show, that'swhen that show aired.
Also, from Ken, and Ken, as I asI told Ken as in reply to this,
this is something I try toforget about, but it's out there
and it always pops up.
Why?
(14:29):
Because number one, it'sridiculous and silly.
But mainly because the reason Isee it is because I'm a Rams
fan.
And so everyone wants to alwayssend this to me.
So from 1986, one of the mostembarrassing things that the
Rams have ever done, other thandraft well, there's a couple of
(14:51):
people, Tony Banks and LawrencePhillips.
Here is the horrible playing offthe Chicago Bears uh Super Bowl
shuffle.
The Rams doing the hideous songRam It.
SPEAKER_11 (15:04):
Put another button if we hit a ram it, you see.
If you ram it that's right, youcan ram it all night.
Oh, ram it, ram it.
SPEAKER_04 (15:17):
Let's ram it.
SPEAKER_07 (15:21):
Let's ram it right now with Jackie Splater.
Nolan Cromwell.
If you're power, it's gonna beraped.
I like to ram it because you cansee nobody likes ramming
anymore.
Oh god, that's so embarrassing.
SPEAKER_08 (15:33):
Nobody likes ramming it more than me.
Women always told me that Ilooked like Nolan Cromwell when
I was a bad eight.
SPEAKER_07 (15:44):
They call me the Duminose.
I know how to run from the toesto the head for the two.
I'll knock you dead.
unknown (16:00):
Let's grab it.
SPEAKER_08 (16:01):
Oh god.
Ken, thank you so much.
Thank you for that.
Really do appreciate that.
It's as bad.
Every time I see it, it's as badas the first time I saw it.
And the second time, and on andon.
(16:21):
Let's see.
Here is some doo-I need tocleanse the palate with some
music.
So let's go to do some doo-wop.
Halloween doo-wop, my friends.
So Pat's peeps 353.
Here's Graveyard Cha Cha by the3Ds.
SPEAKER_05 (16:40):
Oh, oh, oh, jump, jump, jump, oh, oh, oh, jump.
Well, a sun went down and themoon shone bright.
The werewolves walk on a rocktonight.
Jack, rip on the big big two.
(17:04):
And a book shiny on his bigchapty.
Everybody cha-cha.
Come along with me.
Come along with me.
SPEAKER_06 (17:15):
Wow.
Everybody cha-cha.
SPEAKER_05 (17:18):
Come along with me.
SPEAKER_08 (17:25):
Ah, the 3D is the graveyard cha-cha.
Here on Pat's Peeps 353.
How about Boogie the Boogeyman?
Let's go old school funk.
Let's go the boogeyman.
It's the boogeyman.
Pat's Peeps 353.
Here's the Boogeyman, baby.
(17:46):
Are you feeling it?
Are you feeling it?
That's right.
Darius Boogie High Tower.
SPEAKER_05 (17:57):
The Boogeyman.
He's coming to get you.
SPEAKER_08 (18:06):
Yeah, baby.
That's right, little girl.
With this velvet baritone.
His hypnotic stage present.
East team born for the midnighthours.
SPEAKER_03 (18:26):
The boogeyman got a lot of hands.
SPEAKER_08 (18:33):
There's boogeyman.
Here's the mommy shuffle.
Let's get to it.
It's the mommy shuffle.
SPEAKER_02 (18:44):
He's wrapped up tight, buddy, ready to go.
At the midnight dance down inCairo.
Down in the tomb where it's darkand deep.
The mommy woke up from athousand years' sleep.
He heard the beat and hecouldn't resist.
Unwrapped his feet and he shookhis fist.
(19:05):
It's the mummy shuffle.
Drag your feet.
The mummy shuffle.
Can't beep beep.
unknown (19:12):
One step, two step, rattle those bones.
SPEAKER_02 (19:15):
The mummy shuffle shakes the stone.
SPEAKER_08 (19:25):
Isn't that cool?
I love that sound.
I love that.
SPEAKER_12 (19:29):
I love it.
Take a treat, take a treat onHalloween.
Better give a treat that's goodto eat.
If you wanna keep life serene.
SPEAKER_08 (19:38):
Take a treat, drink a treat, take a treat, drink a
treat, take a treat, the wholenight through.
Happy Halloween time to you, bythe way.
From all of us here at PatsCreep.
SPEAKER_12 (20:04):
When the fucking shells have evil spells.
SPEAKER_03 (20:32):
Dad's hanging lanterns by the old front door.
Like he did in 54.
Kids in costumes running downthe lane.
Paperbags dancing in thewindowpane.
Neighbors laughing saying howyou've grown on those Halloween
nights back home.
All those Halloween nights backhome Under that small town sky
(20:54):
we roam.
Hand in hand by the radio tone.
Yeah, those Halloween nightsback home.
Candy munching goes tonight.
You look like magic in yourhomemade gown.
(21:14):
Spinning to the band when themoon came down.
SPEAKER_08 (21:20):
Hope you're having a great Wednesday.
Heck, it's already midweek.
Already midweek.
Isn't it nice?
Now the years are for weekend'llbe here before you know it.
SPEAKER_03 (21:31):
But the pumpkin still smile just the same.
Every trick and treat, everyshadow known brings me back to
those nights back home.
Oh, those Halloween nights backhome.
SPEAKER_09 (21:42):
Home cooking.
There's nothing like it in theworld.
May I have the salt?
SPEAKER_06 (21:50):
What do we say?
SPEAKER_08 (21:54):
Now we're going to Thank you for listening to my
(22:25):
podcast.
Much appreciated.
Here is hoping.
I don't know what kind of accentthis is.
I'm just making this up.
Here is hoping.
You have a good Wednesday.
(22:47):
And until next time.
And as always, my friends.
Again, I don't know the accent.
We will see you on the radio.
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