June 3, 2024 • 58 mins
What happens when a former president becomes the first to be convicted of a felony? We break down the week's most explosive headline with our signature blend of humor and candid commentary. Our episode kicks off with some light-hearted banter about mic troubles and recording schedules, setting the stage for a laugh-out-loud tale of a cannabis store misadventure. We then pivot to more serious issues, such as the challenging financial landscape in the Bay Area and the hefty expenses tied to running our podcast. A big shout-out here to all the supportive partners out there dealing with the complexities of mental health issues—we see you and appreciate you!
Ever wondered where the line is drawn when it comes to humor about marginalized groups? We tackle this hot-button topic head-on, exploring the boundaries of comedy and when it crosses into offensive territory. Our discussion takes a fiery turn as we lay into the inefficiencies and absurdities of political proceedings, particularly those involving former President Trump. This segment is not for the faint of heart, filled with raw and unfiltered opinions on everything from generational wealth gaps to the frustration of missed financial opportunities. Plus, we get real about the pressures of supporting aging parents while trying to make ends meet.
From bizarre geopolitical antics to the strategic importance of Taiwan, we cover a diverse range of topics that have global ramifications. Hear our take on Dan Harmon's alleged abusive behavior, the outrageous North Korean trash-filled balloons, and the shocking mock slave auction incident that sparked public outrage. As we wrap up, we shift our focus to the looming threat of climate change, the importance of voting, and the role corporate responsibility plays in our collective future. Join us for a ride through current events, personal reflections, and unfiltered perspectives that promise to keep you both informed and entertained.
Ever wondered where the line is drawn when it comes to humor about marginalized groups? We tackle this hot-button topic head-on, exploring the boundaries of comedy and when it crosses into offensive territory. Our discussion takes a fiery turn as we lay into the inefficiencies and absurdities of political proceedings, particularly those involving former President Trump. This segment is not for the faint of heart, filled with raw and unfiltered opinions on everything from generational wealth gaps to the frustration of missed financial opportunities. Plus, we get real about the pressures of supporting aging parents while trying to make ends meet.
From bizarre geopolitical antics to the strategic importance of Taiwan, we cover a diverse range of topics that have global ramifications. Hear our take on Dan Harmon's alleged abusive behavior, the outrageous North Korean trash-filled balloons, and the shocking mock slave auction incident that sparked public outrage. As we wrap up, we shift our focus to the looming threat of climate change, the importance of voting, and the role corporate responsibility plays in our collective future. Join us for a ride through current events, personal reflections, and unfiltered perspectives that promise to keep you both informed and entertained.
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
you are now locked in to the pc principles podcast
off the ghost happy fridayeverybody welcome to the pc
principles podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh wait, you guys get this on Monday.
Cancel that, cancel that.
Abort, abort, abort.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I got to make sure I don't talk too loud.
We turned up the mic strength.
I'm going to turn mine down alittle.
I am too drunk to be trying tonot talk loud.
Bro, Turn mine down just a tad.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We don't believe in that man.
We Turn mine down just a tad.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We don't believe in that man.
We're a Christian house here.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
This is a Mormon home .
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Praise be to Hala and Bala and Hala Shout out to you
brave soldiers that are datingpeople with legitimate mental
health problems, like yourpartner's dealing with
narcissism or bipolar disorder.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Soldiers that are dating people.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, I'm just saying you're a savage or a soldier.
If your partner is dealing withsomething like that and you're
trying to be supportive, thatshit is taxing, and remember
that you're a person too.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay, just remember that Shout out to those
deal-home people that have ascrew loose and just know that
everybody's got their screwloose okay.
Sometimes mine might be lo ascrew loose and just know that
everybody's got their screwloose okay.
Sometimes my no, no, no, no, no, no don't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Don't say everyone has a screw loose, because that
encourages people with screwsloose to continue to have those
screws loose.
You got to encourage thosepeople to seek out help and a
lot of the times those peoplewith those mental health issues
don't like to seek help outbecause they don't want to find
out the truth.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I just don't believe that there isn't.
I believe that everybody'scrazy in some sort of way.
That's what I mean, but I don'tthink there's any.
Who's the actual like for real,for a normal person, like
there's people that lead liketheir lives or whatever, online,
or a politician, or like just aregular person that's like,
seems normal, acts normal, doesnormal things, but you don't
(02:04):
know, I think everybody has ascrew loose in their head in one
way, shape or form.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay, fine, some might be more loose than others
there, I'll agree with thatwhatevs.
I don't have to.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I don't have to die on that hill, that's fine, yeah
but mine is definitely, uh, twofucking turns looser than some
others, but it's right.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
My high ass went all the way to the weed store before
we started our podcast.
I drove there and I hadheadphones on, so I was like, oh
, you walked here.
So when I left the cannabisstore, I decided to walk almost
all the way home.
So that's my high story for theday.
It's really fun, let's see, Igot to get my shit together
because this podcast episode,along with our last one, hasn't
(02:47):
been posted because we got topay.
So we got to get our shittogether.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know Right, kill you right now.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I know Right.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You're fired.
I know Right, dude.
Why don't you just fucking textme that so I could Venmo you
some shit?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I told you the price of it the last time we recorded,
bro, and I was like I'm brokeas fuck right now.
Oh my God, I'm getting paid onTuesday.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's all good, but yeah, Just to let you guys know
we're just some regular degulars.
This is the struggle of thereal capitalist society world.
I hope you guys can feel us onthat.
If you're a rich pricklistening to this, send us
somebody.
We we're gonna have our cash uppretty soon if you want to
support it, that, that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
If not, you know, just hit us bro.
If you only make 50k in the inthe in the bay area, you're.
That's a death wish.
Even if you don't have children, you're trying to take care of
yourself.
It's a death wish, dude.
100k is poverty level right now, that's where it's at nigga.
You know what I would do with100k?
I would go crazy.
My mouth would water 24 7 likeit would salivate fully dude.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You know they say, like more money, more problems.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I kid you not, I would love to have those
problems you know how they saymore money, more problems, like
I'll have all those moreproblems.
How about that, dude I?
How about that?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
way back then, when I was making like minimum wage.
I was like dude, if I make like, if I make like 1500 to 2000 a
month, my life, I no nigga.
Then you get there and it'slike, okay, now I got a car
payment, Now I got a new, moreexpensive apartment, because I
don't live in a home at all.
Now I'm not just living off TopRamen anymore, so it's just
like.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
This con candy wine.
I'm so sorry, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm already done off this wine done off this wine and
it's it.
I've only had a couple of sets.
Jesus christ, easy soldier, allright, so a bunch of stuff has
gone on this week.
Uh, obviously the big one rightnow it's kind of all over the
headlines is your boy, give itto me.
Your boy d, your boy dt down todo it.
Donald trump, the porn starwrangler hold on, hold, on hold
(04:44):
on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You know what I gotta do?
Give it a little cry for it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Give it a little cry for that, give it a little cry
for that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Give it a little cry for that?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
give me some baby wines.
Come on, explain that whathappened to him?
I'll get into the article.
Get into it a little, becauseAP News always comes with it.
I ain't going to lie, ap Newscomes with articles.
Yeah, it cuts straight to thechase.
Donald Trump became the firstformer American president to be
convicted of felony crimesThursday, as a New York jury
(05:23):
found him guilty of all 34charges in a scheme.
Very good, ok, very good all 34charges.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What Macho man?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Randy Savage approves go ahead.
What else do we got for him?
Who else got it?
Oh shit, he ain't in the labright now.
He ain't fixing shit.
He ain't talking to AI or bots.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
He ain't going to help him.
What?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
They're not going to help him.
All 34 charges down yourgoddamn throat.
Do I hear a stunner?
Does the whole go by?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
God yeah yeah, yeah, oh my God, oh my God, he killed
him All 34.
Off the top ropes, off the hellin a cell.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It was unanimous.
They broke them in half.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
For the stripper.
It was a stripper.
They broke them in half.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh my God, the crowd goes wild, unless you're a Trump
supporter.
They're trying to do someviolent protest.
We got our guns ready for you,sir.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Bro, I'm about to defend all of the businesses
with a gun, I'm literally goingto other states shooting people.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
They're not going to the stores, they're going to
target minorities, dude.
That's what?
The not going to the stores,they're going to go target
minorities, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's what the real issue is.
I got to get a bulletproof vest.
I got to get my Kevlar bro.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh my God.
So the jury found him guilty onall 34 charges in a scheme to
illegally influence the 2016election through a hush money
payment to a porn actor uh,something daniels, I don't know
what her name was stoney danielswho said uh, the two had s e x
(07:14):
oh, that's probably gross.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, I've heard he has a turtle dick.
What?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
is that I'm not?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
even trying to be fun or no, I think they described
where was that?
Harvey weinstein.
They described harvey weinsteindick I don't know why I know
these facts as an egg-shapeddick.
But they said, trump's dick isespecially skinny at the end.
It's like a nub.
He's got incredibly tiny handsand a tiny dick.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's why he acts like this.
You just flick it to play withit.
That's all you can do, Dude.
Well, Stormy daniels didn'tearn that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
She didn't earn her job if all you have to do is
flick it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's not enough.
Yeah, she started playing withit like the world's smallest
violin so oh my god.
Trump sat stone-faced speakingof which, uh, while the
verticals read as cheering fromthe street below could be heard
in the hallway on the courthouse, 15th floor, where the decision
was revealed more than ninehours after nine hours of
(08:12):
deliberations.
So, uh, some of these charges ofthe 34 you guys are curious uh,
the jurors, oh god, I'mfumbling, I'm fumbling the
jurors say they unanimouslyagree that Trump falsified
business records to conceal a$130,000 hush money payment this
nigga used business records topay Stormy Daniels' ass off.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yes, nigga, you didn't have that in the bank.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Being a billionaire, you stupid ass, you're not
liquid enough to do that Not toget into the details of each of
the specific charges.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Nah, I want you to bruh.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
He was guilty on 11 of 11 charges for invoices for
legal services For dick voices,guilty on 11 of 11 charges for
checks paid for legal servicesand guilty on 12 of 12 charges
for ledger entries for legalexpenses.
So basically he just cashed outthe white house like this is
(09:07):
all taxpayer money, baby let'sgo.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Hey them kids that needed that free lunch.
Fuck them kids, nigga, I needto pay this bitch off.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I know he's done worse than that.
This is like a drop in thebucket, I think of like as bad
as his shit, for sure.
For sure he's done worse as hisshit.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
For sure, for sure.
I'm just happy that this is outin the open, mr Locker Room
Jock Talk himself gets finallyhe gets some karma.
It feels good.
It feels good All of ussnowflakes out.
There can be a little moresnowy, you can be a little more
snowflakey today.
Knowing he had all 34 charges,oh yeah, easily.
(09:43):
I'm hitting the Harlemlem shake.
I'm juiced.
I got my cotton candy winebecause I'm a liberal, so it's
got to be extra fruity so here'swhat he could be facing with
those charges.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
what the uh?
This is just like kind ofblanket state, but on charges
such as this, the falsifyingbusiness record charges, carry
up to four years behind bars.
Though Manhattan DistrictAttorney Alvin Bragg would not
say Thursday whether prosecutorsintend to seek imprisonment,
and it's not clear whether thejudge If he didn't say it, he
(10:14):
ain't gonna seek it.
He a bitch.
Well, that would be screwed upif he's convicted of all these
charges and he doesn't face any,you think an ex-president's
going to jail.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
You're fucking crazy, fucking crazy, bro.
I'll bet money on that.
I'll bet a dollar.
That would be a negative.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
If he gets all these charges hit and he's not going
to jail I guarantee it well then, it's all a fucking waste at
the most house arrest, but he'snot getting any jail time.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm telling you right now, it's not what fear.
Logistically, when you're apresident, you get secret
service for the rest of yourlife.
How would you have secretservice in jail?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
here's the other fucked up part about if he
doesn't go to jail.
It says here the conviction andeven imprisonment will not bar
trump from continuing his whitehouse pursuit.
I'm done, are you?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
kidding me, bro, I'll make his bitches.
This is all a waste of time.
This is all an illusion.
It's all an illusion, bro.
This was a song and pony danceshow my nigga like.
This is some bullshit.
We're all being fuckingcollectively laughed at right
now by rich motherfuckers.
The 1% is still making fun ofus.
I just want you guys to knowthat right now.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
You guys are all fucking part of the problem.
You're using government moneyto change.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Including me.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You're having sex with a stripper.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
okay, You're grabbing them by the penan and
Republicans penan andrepublicans will still back them
up after all of that dude.
Can you imagine obama was doingthat, bro?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
they would start lynching black people, they
would start hanging black peoplefrom straight up off, top, off,
tops.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
They'd be like obama's evil.
I'm hanging your ass.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh yeah, that's the devil right there you're the
devil you're the devil, yourskin's dark like this, you're
the devil.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
They were saying that when he was wearing a tattoo
what is this the?
When he was wearing a tan suit,they were like what is?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
this the devil.
He's wearing a tan suit.
How?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
dare you disgrace the white house?
Condoleezza rise.
I'm so sorry.
I don't know why I thought ofthat.
Out of all the things, I'm sosorry can't understand.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You go back to your country.
Quiet back bro.
Shout out to fucking dames,just real I understand you Go
back to your country.
Why that?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Bro shout out to fucking Dave.
Just real quick side note.
Shout out to Dave Chappelle forA making that his fucking intro
episode to the series and Bshout out for him for condemning
motherfucking Israel.
Bro, oh did he, he went on stageand was like how dare you pay
money to boo me?
This nigga went on a 10-minuteor 20-minute rant on how fucking
(12:28):
Israel is fucking totallygenociding Palestine.
So every once in a while abroken clock is right.
Okay, he's a bitch-ass niggathe majority of the time talking
about trans people, in myopinion, at the very least.
Oh come on, dude, he's great.
No man, dude, you're punchingdown.
We're all on the same fuckingside.
Obviously not you, becauseyou're filthy, fucking rich and
you're a comedian.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Everybody should be able to be laughed at.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
To make dude, that's the basis of your fucking show
is to make fun of trans peopleand triple and quadruple and
step tuple down.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's just annoying, bro.
I found it hilarious, though itwas a little much.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's a lot, it's just annoying, I found it hilarious,
though it was a little much,it's a lot.
I don't do a little strong.
I can laugh at everybody.
I can laugh at black people,white people fucking, asians,
nigga, trans people, gay peopleby.
I can laugh at anybody.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Well, did you find some of it or any of it funny?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
no, it was just like bros, move on, move on, bro,
move the fuck on don't tell awhole story about your trans
friend not caring about yourtransphobic jokes and then end
it with a bunch of transphobicjokes and then your next show is
pretty much based on beingtransphobic.
It's like, bro, what the fuckare we doing?
Make some regular jokes, bepolitical or something my nigga
(13:35):
like.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Get the fuck out of here with this I don't think, I
don't want to be a john type ofnigga.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I don't want to tell you what I like to make you
obviously more palatable towardsme.
But just get off the fuckingjokes, move on.
Make fun of anything else.
Make fun of poor people, bro, Idon't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I don't think he was trans.
I don't think he's transphobic,even considering all those
jokes.
Just move on, just move on.
He was laying it on prettythick though.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
He was laying it on pretty thick.
Thank you, yeah yeah, I'm noteven trying to be a snowflake.
Just move on to some new jokes,some new material.
I get it.
You can make fun of transpeople.
You can tell whole stories thatend up as jokes.
Making fun of trans people,tell some other stories.
That's all I'm saying.
That's it fair enough I'm nottrying to tell you what to what
to joke about, but just move on.
That's it, yeah.
(14:19):
Yeah, I hear you make fun ofsome black people.
Bro, you could just hack it upand be like white people walk
like this.
Black people walk like this.
When a white guy walks andtalks, he does this, and when a
black guy talks, he's like yoman.
You could do that, oh dudelet's play it out, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Just move on bro.
Just move on, bro, Nobody makesfun of trans dude.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You're going to have some.
Just move on, bro.
That's all I'm saying.
But shout out to him I don'twant to ruin it, I want to
overshadow it.
He supports palestine, so he'smildly okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Right, in some sort of fucked up way, because we're
all complicated human beings um,I know I am, I'm a complicated
human being, you know dude,there was some some uh, I don't
know what lady it was, but I sawa little quick video and she
was like heck of livid, like shewas like oh, you need to send
us like precision strikemissiles, because if you don't
(15:10):
send us these precision strikemissiles, then guess what's
going to happen?
We're going to end up sendingunprecise missiles and, instead
of targeting this, what we needto be targeting, it's going to
be targeting 10 random things,or what, or stuff like that.
It's like so you do you want usto do that?
Because if so, we're gonna dothat.
We're just gonna send 10unguided missiles and it's gonna
destroy whatever.
So if you guys don't send usthese precision strike missiles,
(15:32):
then that's just where the heckwas gonna happen.
I'm like you, ignorant.
I'll slap the shit out of youright now.
If you guys can see my face,bro, and this was like at like
some political, like hearing,like type.
I'm just like like this is whatwe have to lead the free world,
or like the world in general,like all these people that put
(15:55):
that in.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
These are like just just have them chill out in one
of those, those rooms that aresuper cold, that like are
supposed to be good for yourjoints.
What is that?
What is it called?
One of those freezing rooms?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
those like cryo rooms .
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Have her be in a cryo room for like five minutes.
Brad, just chill that.
Chill that ass out, because Idon't know what the fuck you're
talking about right now, butyou're wiling look if you're on
some other shit about, like,let's just, let's just start
nuking them start what you needyou need to do.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Wipe them off the fucking face of the earth, Fuck
them.
Just be like come here, comehere, come here.
Just step right over to theside.
Secret security grabs you All.
Right here, come over here.
Black bag over your head,You're taken to.
Guantanamo, You're taken andthen you open your eyes.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
They pull the bag out and you're looking at a bunch
of missiles, just like they'relike, guess where.
You're going in a missile,you're getting strapped on this,
shot straight at the sun.
We're gonna start testing this.
We're going, futurama, on you.
We're gonna put you in amissile and shoot you into the
sun.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
We're gonna try to hit the sun with you I know this
thing only goes five miles intothe air, but you know what?
We're gonna try to hit the sunwith your eyes right now.
We're going for it, we're goingfor it.
But you know what?
We're going to try to hit thesun with your eyes right now.
We're going for it.
We're going for it, bro, we'renot putting up with this shit,
why?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Okay, I don't know.
I'm bloodthirsty, I don't care,I'm bloodthirsty, I'm an evil
person.
I'm sorry, I'm bloodthirsty, Iam.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You need to join Rio's coalition.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I didn't say I was a psycho loser.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
They're called the.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Pitchfork Clunthers Fucking poser ass they go like
if you don't follow me, thenit's all bad.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
They're going to hit it with the Warriors, like
politicians come out to play.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
No, no, he'll pay someone to do that they ain't
doing it themselves.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Not even clanking two bottles, you'd be clanking two
iPhones together.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I think I'm just cynical.
I don't give a shit aboutanything anymore because it's
all just bullshit.
I think that's where I'm at,hearing the fact that Trump is
for sure dude like I'll bet adollar on it right now he's not
going to go to jail.
He's not going to and he canstill run for fucking president
as a result.
Go fuck yourself.
Wasted months of weeks of timeand how much taxpayers fucking
(18:05):
money doing this song and ponydance to show that he's a bad
guy, when we already fuckingknew that republicans aren't
gonna all of a sudden concedethat he's bad.
They don't give a fuck.
They showed that he didn't givea fuck with all of his
shenanigans.
The fact that we're doing thisand we're not gonna send him to
jail and I know we're not gonnasend him to fucking jail okay,
what are we doing?
(18:26):
Why are we wasting money thatcould have gone to schools for
kids I could have gone to carsfor kids.
I could have gone to like somenon-profit organization to be
funneled to some nigga's pocketsor something I don't know.
Anything's better than wastingtime and fucking tv and shit for
no fucking reason.
Or am I crazy?
I'm just a cynical piece ofshit.
(18:46):
Just tell me that and I canjust.
I'll shut up, just call me acynical piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It's okay, I get it well, it's hard to not be
cynical when you see the worldthe way it is, when you see when
you like, expose, excuse thiswhole like little look, dude, I
don't give a shit.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm a grown man.
Do you think I give a fuckabout what's going on with your
nose?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, Like what the fuck?
It's a piercing.
Guys Don't worry about it.
You guys can't see it on theradio, but it's a piercing.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We're going to go live soon and this nigga's nose
is going to be drooling andyou're going to understand why
he has two paper towels in there.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, but once you start seeing all that stuff,
it's hard to not see.
It's cynical, bro, I'm fuckingcynical.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I don't.
I was called cynical today.
I was called negative today bymy ex.
You are negative.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's not my fault, though.
Well, you got to.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I've lived through all of this bullshit, dude, when
I graduated from high school.
We're going through a fuckingrecession.
You know how hard it was tofind a fast food fucking job.
Yeah, it was actually hard likea fast food job bro.
Oh yeah, it actually tookeffort.
It shouldn't take any effort towork fast food.
They should be like oh, you'rewilling to come here?
Cool, yeah, start today asshole.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You know what me and this dude was talking about?
Huh, we're talking about likeit was funny, I don't know how
we got in the conversation, butfor some reason, like we knew
hell of people Like friends oracquaintances or coworkers or
whatever, and they all have likethey all have.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Can you tell your brother to adopt me please?
No, here's where I'm going.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
They all have houses or something handed down and I'm
like my parents like let theirhouse go.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They were like they broke up and they let their
house go house.
I don't have shit, dude,nothing.
Both of my parents got like 80k.
They're they're not leavingshit to me or my sister no, no,
there's, there's, there's.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
There's no retirement , there's no anything.
There's nothing coming my wayat all.
You know what at all?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
if my mom was like walking around with like a
birkin bag and my dad had like afucking diamond grill or
something, I can't evenunderstand that.
Okay, like the nigga, like I, I.
Why there's no 80k, 60k, 50kbeing left to us, no 10k
whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You niggas ain't walking around with nothing, bro
, I'll take a boom box at thispoint Like, come on, dude, I'll
take anything, Anything bro.
I'll take anything and I'mlooking around.
I'll take fart in the wind andsome bats Dude.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'm talking to my coworkers Like oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Like there's kind of a line between us millennials or
whatever, to where you have onehalf, that's like halves, and
that's considered like if youhave a house being passed down
in the Bay Area, you're alreadya millionaire so that's like
(21:41):
damn near that's a generationalwealth being passed down to you,
Happening in front of my eyes,nigga Eyes dude Makes me want to
just start robbing people.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Blind, bro, or they help them down payment house.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
They're paying like they got a house.
They're paying like half theprice of everybody else's paying
for rent, and this is a housethat you own, that's just like
oh my god, I'm like bro, whydoes everybody?
Know gossip shit.
I'm looking around, I'm justlooking around, I'm like all
right, what I got, what I gotcoming I got, I got bills, bills
when I die, I swear to god I'mgonna roll the dice better this
(22:13):
time.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Bro, I'm not all right.
What I got, what I got coming Igot, I got bills, bills.
When I die, I swear to god I'mgonna roll the dice better this
time.
Bro, I'm not gonna be born tosome regular degular ass nigga.
Having the last name ford isuseless if you're not white.
Not only am I just gonna saythis right now on the air.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Having the last name ford useless dude not helping
you can't throw your last nameon here, I can't.
I just did.
I don't give a shit.
All right, so not only, notonly am I not getting shit
hunter, what's up, doc, I'mgonna have bills.
When they get older I'm gonnahave to take, throw money in a
pot, more money in a pot that Idon't have to take care of, this
(22:47):
person that birthed me, thatdoesn't have anything.
So I I'm going to have to takecare of you and throw money
towards hospital shit.
And that's not what.
I'm saying that's a bad thing,I'm just saying I'm just looking
around and the landscape andI'm just like then you start
getting cynical, I get it, I getit, I get the cynicism.
And then you look over thereand be like, oh yeah, trump's
(23:09):
going to jail.
Then you see, oh, the wealthtrickled down is like full
effect.
The most billionaires,millionaires over the last 10
years created a shitload ofmillionaires and billionaires.
That wealth transfer increasedover the last 10 years.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I missed out on all of it.
I missed out on Bitcoin, Imissed out on fucking dumbass
Dogecoin when it went up ininflation.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I fucking hate life, bro you know what's hella funny
about the whole?
You know what's funny about thebitcoin thing?
I was gonna invest in bitcoin.
I was gonna invest in bitcoinas a joke when I was in college.
Oh my god, you know how muchbitcoin was at that time?
I was gonna be like I'll throw100 bucks in there.
Guess how much bitcoin was?
It was like 30 cents.
Dude, if I were to put 100bucks in that bitcoin I'm just
(23:58):
gonna breathe that time, I'mjust gonna try and breathe I
would have bought like a fuckinghow much is that shit?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
like at least like 300 times that by 60 000, 60 000
times.
Right now I'm so angry.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I look back, I'm like I should have just fucking
joked around, but I would havesold that shit once it got to
100.
So I would have fucked myselfanyways, I'm genuinely angry,
right now, I would have neverheld it.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm fucking genuinely angry right now with Trump not
going to jail With me.
It's not even my parents' fault.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm just gonna be honest, it's not anyone's fault,
it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's not ford, it's not, it's not anything like that
.
It's not anything like that.
But also, I want to let youknow that my favorite podcast
and also my ex-favorite podcast,bro joe rogan, and last podcast
on the left, they all revealtheir last names and their name
on there.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wait, wait, are they gone?
Do you still list?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
the last podcast on the left, they replaced Ben
Kissel because he got in troublefor being a drunk weirdo.
So, yeah, yeah, he can't be 6'7and be a weirdo he was doing
that.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Dan Harmon, shit from Rick and Morty Abusive.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, like leaving threatening calls and text
messages.
Yeah, like leaving threateningcalls and text messages and shit
.
It's like nigga, you're 6'7".
You can't be doing that, bro.
You're too big for that.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You're literally too big, Like if there's a cutoff.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You already passed the cutoff for being able to do
that.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So it went down, Like the podcast quality went down
or what I don't fuck with thembecause I was a.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Ben Kissel, marcus Parks, henry Zebrowski ass nigga
.
And if you don't have Ben Kisselon it, fuck you, nigga, fuck
you.
I don't care about you, but youdon't fuck with him.
Yeah, I don't fuck with him.
But the fact that you had toreplace him, I don't fuck with
you guys.
So I listen to their oldepisodes with the three, with my
three guys, and I leave it atthat.
(25:45):
I'm a weirdo.
But yeah, what did I bring thatup for?
What was I bringing that up for?
I don't even remember.
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I have absolutely no clue.
I think it was the fact thatthey threw their names in it.
Yeah, they threw their.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, it's exactly why yeah I don't give a shit,
dude, but yeah, I really don'tcare, it's whatever you guys
heard him trump supporters.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You guys know where he is.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Man, suck my dick and balls, bro I'm in oakland, come
find me, my nigga.
Come on, bro, I'm right here wehandballs.
A bong.
Suck my dick from the back,from the front, from the sides.
I'm going to grow a dick on myhip.
Suck that, I don't care, bro.
What's up?
I don't give a shit, bro, I'mnot scared of you.
I'll egg your car, bro.
Hold on, I got some funny newsfor you.
(26:28):
Trump getting off scot-free isnot fucking funny in any kind of
way.
It pisses me off the fact thatthere's nothing being handed
down to me and I'm a millennialand I deserve it.
I'm pissed.
I'm a main character and Ideserve it.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Hey, you know what.
You know what you do.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
What's up?
What is that?
What is that?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
thing Tighten your bootstraps.
What is that Tighten?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
pick up, pick yourself, Pull your bootstraps
and perpetually, infinitely spin.
Oh yeah, because you're in theair already.
Anyways, north Korea trashrains onto South Korea, balloon
by balloon.
Here's what it means, all right, so originally I thought it was
like two balloons, right?
Cigarette butts, manure, scrapsof cloth, waste batteries, even
(27:10):
reported diapers.
This week North Korea floatedhundreds of huge balloons to
dump all over that trash.
Who the fuck wrote this?
To dump all of that trash?
Oh, okay, there we go.
I'm retarded.
Trash across rival South Koreaand old-fashioned Cold War-style
(27:32):
provocation that the countryhas rarely used in recent years.
The powerful sister of NorthKorea, leader Kim Jong-un,
confirmed Wednesday that NorthKorea sent balloons and attached
trash sacks.
She said that they weredeployed to make good on her
country's recent threat toscatter mounds of waste paper
and filth in South Korea inresponse to leaf fleeting
(27:54):
campaigns by south koreanactivists.
Experts say the balloonscampaigning is meant to stoke a
division in south korea over itsconservative government
hardline policy on north korea.
They also say north korea willalso likely launch new types of
provocations in coming months tomeddle in november's us
presidential election.
There you go, bud.
(28:15):
So that's some funny news.
They're sending shit in diapers.
So north korea?
And I thought, uh, kim jong-un.
I thought the dude was still inpower, but it's his sister.
I guess what?
Yeah, they said the powerfulsister of north korean leader
Kim Jong-un, confirmed Wednesday.
Oh, okay, so he's still theleader.
(28:36):
My bad, kim Jong-un's theleader, but the sister just
confirmed it because oligarchy,I guess.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I don't fucking know.
She's working in the propagandaDude, you know she has a job in
government.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
if the fucking leader her brother is the fucking
leader, does it?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
mention in there at all what size these balloons are
Reported is it like like blimp?
Level balloons, because that'sa big ass.
I'll show you a video of it.
I'll show you a video of it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
All right, let's see I mean it's a it's, it's like a
weather balloon or somethinglook at that balloon there's,
there's, there's shit andthere's manure.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
It looks like it's pretty big right.
It looks like it's like fivefeet by five feet, five feet by
five hundred by five feet, so ahundred of those.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
A hundred.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Not a hundred A hundred.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Okay, okay, so thousands.
So that's petty.
I thought I was Tom Petty.
That's pretty petty.
It's not even anythingsalvageable Batteries cigarette
butts, waste, batteries, diapers, manure you can't even recycle
that shit.
I'll fucking nuke your shitright now, bro.
I'll send mustard gas overright now.
I'll fucking get you niggas,bro.
Don't try me, bro.
(29:35):
Don't be North Korea with themajority of your population
starving and try and come at mesideways, because I will fuck
your country.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You got to respond to flying over and dumping.
Nothing but dookie.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
No, you got to have a nigga in a weather balloon.
Shit out of it, bro.
Shit out of his butt, bro Fullbro.
Shit out of his butt, bro,full-on, just live.
Shit.
Just onto the country, bro.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Just fleets of niggas and weathermen shitting all
over the floor, bro, and you'reright.
You're right, we got humanniggas you have planes and they
all have trap doors under theseats.
They're flying over whereverkim jong-un and then all
everybody just takes a fuckingshit.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
It's like the Flight of the Valkyries.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It's just shit coming from the sky, bro, hitting
niggas in the eyes.
Pink eyes everywhere, bro.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Pink eye everywhere bro.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Taco Bell bad milk.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You had a nigga drink bad milk for a week straight
and then take a shit.
Bro, you had you porked him upwith cheese and then gave him
bad rancid milk and was like nah.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
And all these soldiers and all these soldiers,
your soldier, all thesesoldiers show up like this is
your briefing You're going on atop mission over here, bro.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Don't ever send manure to my country when you
have to get starving.
I will fuck your life up, bro.
So you don't do that, don't dothat.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Your diet before this mission is going to consist of
rotten eggs spoiled milk dietbefore this mission is going to
consist of rotten eggs, spoiledmilk.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
My nigga, my country's not starving.
We're giving you the worst of.
We're giving you rancidpotatoes.
That's your, that's your diet.
We're gonna feed prisonersrancid potatoes for months, not
letting them shit, and thenwe're gonna just release them in
a fucking hellstorm of rancidshit from prisoners.
Assholes, bro, like don't fuckwith me, I am diabolical that's
not the most petty shit I'veever fucking.
(31:16):
No, I'm diabolical fuck beingpetty, I'm diabolical nigga like
you're getting that dirty shitbro.
Fuck all of y'all.
Don't do that.
Don't.
Don't send manure in dirtydiapers, please, oh man what do
you got for me because I'mpissed?
I'm pissed this is weird.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
this is a weird one.
What's up?
So a Southborough teacher isplaced on leave after holding a
mock slave auction Sick, it's myfavorite teacher brah, using
racial slur.
Superintendent says so.
Did they have a mental break?
Supposedly like I was readingkind of some of the comments on
(31:54):
this article and supposedly likethey do that at some schools
where they'll have like a slaveauction that doesn't teach
anything to anyone.
It's like it's a fun and games.
Like okay, we're going to havean auction of like whatever, and
not auction.
Like you're going to be a slave, but auction, but auction like
you got to do, like what's that?
Frat boy shit.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
How you get a.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
You got to do icky kinky, icky cookie bro, you got
to do what we say.
So it's like oh, you get towear a dress and start cleaning
up around the school.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
You got to pick this cherry up with your butt cheeks
and walk across the room and putit into the fucking shot and
and then drink it, bro, in undera minute.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Under a minute while watching a Diddy video.
Watching a.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Diddy video.
What the fuck I'm sorry,whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
So anyways we can catch him straight here.
Do that, bro.
There's this rapper that, likesome really really underground
rapper that I listen to and Iguess when Diddy was whole, uh,
when diddy, after the whole shitwith cassie, came out the video
and you see a live video of of,uh, this rapper I listened to,
(33:02):
walking like side by side withdiddy and then he saw the camera
crews like acid dude, like hey,so you want to comment this?
Like a duck into the bushes,bro dude.
He sees the camera, then hestarts actually real fidgety and
then, like as diddy's walking,you see him start fading, fading
no, you name that rapper rightnow his name is king los and I'm
(33:26):
like and he and his music islike a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'm like sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
He started posting on like twitter, everybody's like.
So what about diddy?
So like he killed himself rightthere, dude that blew himself
up, blew himself up, dude.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I'm like that, I mean honestly right then, and there
you just gotta swing on dudeyou're done if you see the
cameras, just swing on him ifyou were kicking him with that
just swing on that, bro, as hardas you can to make it seem like
you was just like, like this isjust a game I was just trying
to get close to him.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
See, guys give her the same exact casual treatment
grab him by the neck, throw himdown.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Grab him by the hood, give him two, two kicks to the
stomach.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
My nigga, hey you're a grown man, and not even with
the front of your foot.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I want heel kicks I want, I want this nigga king
lows to be like scuttling downthe the hallway in his towel
okay, I want this nigga and pddin Diddy, in some leggings and a
hood a too big hood for thenigga.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Dude, I want it to be .
I want it to be like animestyle charge, like you can see
your spirit go from his heart.
And charges up his leg down tohis foot Like shh.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Some full on one punch man Serious punch shit.
My nigga Serious kick.
My nigga Serious kick my nigga.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
So anyways, back to this little auction thing.
Side track, Can you?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
auction me, can you call, can you, can I be, can I
be your, can I be your N-wordand can you auction me off the?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
best I can do is tree fitty.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Best you can do is tree.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, nigga.
Why am I talking into the bonglike that's gonna?
That's gonna like reverb sound.
I'm like fuck you nigga likeall right.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So this is in south borough, massachusetts.
Whatever, massachusetts, it'salways some shit.
That's on the east coast, it'salways some fake ass wannabe
south.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It's never denver I consider you niggas the south,
even if you're not in the south,because you do dumb shit like
this it's not utah, it's likethis it's not Utah, it's not
Oregon, it's not Utah.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Byu is fucking weird as fuck.
I mean I guess, but I mean allthis, like Baylor University is
fucking whack dude.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
All this like crazy, like racial stuff and like very
like high conservative stuffalways is like from like
Colorado over.
This is my Colorado.
It's in New Mexico, it's inArizona.
Remember that town in Arizonawho didn't want a mosque being
built?
I'm just telling y'all, it'severywhere.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Dude that was in Juana Creek.
No, no, no, I'm not saying theone you're talking about, there
was a mosque being built inJuana Creek.
They were like, nah, nigga,they were trying to petition for
that shit to not be built.
Nah, don't build that here, browe don't need that here.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
We we're anglo-saxon religion.
Only hit niggas with that,niggas with the old school terms
for white people we'reanglo-saxon religion only I
don't see a cross.
I don't like it.
It scares me.
The best I can do is catholicget out of here, the best I
could do is waving my AR out thewindow.
I don't even like the Catholics.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Speaking of which, you know what I wish I could do.
Somebody cut me off viciouslyearlier today.
Or you know how you're tryingto merge into a lane and they're
speeding up to not let you getin there.
Yes, I just want to have a gunand just wave it out the window.
Really, do you want to have agun and just wave it out the
window and be like?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
really you want?
You want to play here?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
guide yourself in with the gun, be like just
pointing it to what area I justwave it out the window because
you already know it's gonna begonna back off and I'm just, I'm
sorry, just people just bepissing me the fuck off with
that shit driving etiquette.
Guys.
Come on if you're sick.
If I'm signaling and you'regoing slow and I'm signaling for
hello long and I'm moving uppast you, giving myself at least
(36:56):
three to six feet, and I'mmerging over here like speed
look to like not having mergedover, like you're a you are a
because you didn't want to gothat speed the whole time.
You're a because everybody thatturns circle, I always let them
in.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I always let everybody in.
Uh, it depends if I thinkyou're going to be going slow I
know you don.
I'm going to fuck you, Don'tget over to go slow in front of
me.
Bruh, I hate that too.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Don't do that.
I hate that when they mergeover to the fast lane.
Slow is slow.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
How do you merge over slow into the fast lane?
That's not even how that worksLegally.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
that's not how that works.
It's so annoying.
Anyways, back to the topic atthe end.
Back to the topic.
A Southboro teacher has beenplaced on paid administrative
leave after holding a mock slaveauction and using the N-word in
a pair of incidents earlierthis year.
The Townsend Public Schoolsuperintendent said.
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Superintendent George Martineau, in a letter to family, said
the incidents happened in afifth grade classroom.
Jesus fucking Christ.
In January and April.
The school district has sincelaunched an investigation to
identify a series of actions inquote, to learn from its
mistakes.
(38:06):
Quote I apologize for the eventsthat took place in the public
school of Southborough.
Martino said I acknowledge thatthere were missteps in the
public school of south borough.
Martino said I acknowledge thatthere were missteps in the
process that further complicatedthe situation.
Ultimately, I am responsiblefor ensuring students are in
safe and supportive learningenvironments.
Martin now fucking name, stupidas fuck said the impromptu mock
(38:32):
slave auction happened inJanuary during a history lesson
about the economy of thesouthern colonies.
The educator asked two childrensitting in front of them, who
were of color, to stand and theeducator and class discussed
physical attributes, teeth andstrength and all this other
stuff.
The second incident happenedwhen the same teacher was
(38:54):
reading a book to students,according to Martin New.
Martin New said the book wasrecommended by a colleague but
was not a part of fifth gradecore English language arts
curriculum, while reading thebook and discussing the book,
martin New said the teacher usedthe N word.
It was later brought to thedistrict's attention that the
n-word does not appear in thebook.
He said it was in the book.
(39:23):
Dude, it was in the book.
I was trying to teach himsomething about economy, oh my
god.
But we're judging people basedon their teeth and strength.
But it was in the book.
It's not in the book, fuck.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
It was not in the book.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I was like the.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
One of the ass eugenics ass.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, you know, I mean in 2024,.
I mean, the idea of having aslave auction is just.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Really weird, dude.
We get it Slavery existed.
I don't need a demonstration ofhow slavery works.
I can, you can, you can explainit to me and I can actually
visualize it I mean, that's justweird.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Fifth graders too, by the way it's fifth graders.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Fifth graders don't even need to learn about slavery
.
Learn about that one, likeyou're in the sixth or seventh
graders.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
The whole district need to be just fired, hosed
down.
We need to revamp completely.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Hose it down with sanitizer.
Sanitize everything.
Sanitize that dude or teacher'smouth.
Sanitize it, sanitize them,sanitize their life, I don't
know yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
You know what you need to do.
That's a tough one.
You fill his mouth with what isthat concoction Bleach and
ammonia.
So you need to pour bleach downhis mouth to clean his insides.
And then somebody takes a pissR Kelly style and that creates
mustard gas.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Gorgons in shower yeah.
I pretty enjoy it Sick fuck,fucking politician piece of shit
.
All right, I got some weird newsfor you that's mildly annoying
and fucking scary.
China sends dozens of warplanesand ships near Taiwan to show
its anger over island's newleaders and a large exercise
(41:08):
launched to show its anger overits island's inauguration of new
leaders who refused to acceptBeijing's insistence that Taiwan
is part of China.
Taiwan tracked dozens of Chinesewarplanes and navy vessels off
its coast on Friday in thesecond day of a large military
exercise launched by Beijing toshow its anger over its
self-governing islandinauguration of its new leaders
(41:31):
who refused to accept itsinsistence that Taiwan is part
of China.
China has issued an elaboratemedia statement showing Taiwan
being surrounded by forces fromits military, the People's
Liberation Army.
A new video on Friday showedanimated Chinese forces
approaching from all sidesTaiwan being enclosed within a
circular target area, whilesimulated missiles hit the key
(41:53):
population and military targets.
Despite that, there was littlesign of concern among Taiwan's
23 million people who have livedunder the threat of Chinese
invasion since the two sidessplit during the Civil War in
1949.
Taiwan's parliament was miredon Friday in a dispute between
(42:13):
political parties overprocedural measures and business
continued as usual in abustling capital of Taipei in
the ports of Keelung andKaohsiung.
I'm sorry, I have no idea howto pronounce that last one, but
here's the scary part.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
If.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Taiwan is ever invaded, they hold I think
that's where the the the raremetals for computers rare metals
for rare metals for computers,but they're like the leading
person building those chips.
So if they get invaded, chinasets the prices for everybody
around the world at that point.
So japan and america arewilling to step in if China does
(42:56):
attack, and that's what makesit scary, because China has
South Korea on their side.
They have all those fuckingweirdo, fake-ass communist
countries ready to blow us thefuck up.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
You know what I don't know.
If so, it's scary a little tome at least.
If it's going to be over aresource, then I believe that
the US is going to step in.
It's, I don't know.
Computer chips are ineverything.
If there's a deal that they canwork out with china over this
valuable resource, they're notgoing to fucking step in.
It's going to be some shit likewith russia, ukraine, where
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they're just going to let ithappen we'll supply uh ukraine
with weapons, but we won'tphysically we're not going to
step in.
Okay, we're going to let youtake over as long as we have a
back-end deal of these rare.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
We'll support the taiwan army with guns.
Nah, they're gonna pull that.
They're gonna pull you likewe'll support you.
That's what we did with ukrainewe gave them missiles and guns,
but china has more power.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
I would say definitely way more people.
It's a whole bigger beastdealing with china.
No, I agree with russia.
So I don't, I don't know.
I think if china really wantsto take, it.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah, china sets prices for a lot of things for
us and we get a lot of our.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
From there.
So it's like yeah, ourconsumerism economies, like
Maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Maybe we won't step In at all, maybe we'll just look
the other way, you know itdepends on how valuable it is
for us.
I mean it's pretty valuable andto not To not have them control
it.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
But if there's, if we get a deal, if we have a deal
like, okay, look, you can takeover, we'll fund them, the
weapons or whatever, becausewe're going to have to look at
it.
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Taiwan would be willing or not, taiwan?
I don't think China would bewilling to accept anything like
that.
To be honest, with you.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Well then, it's just going to be because this has
been going on for a while.
You're right.
It's been going on for a while,so it might be, uh, I don't
know what the hell like.
I don't know what it is likehow you just go over here, just
be flexing on another country.
Oh you, little bumpy, littlebumpy goo over here.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
It's a lot of shit to be doing, bro.
You guys, you niggas, need tochill the fuck out bro.
Real talk bro chill um.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
But yeah, I don't know, I don't Chill.
But yeah, I don't know, I don'tknow how.
I mean, this has been ongoingfor a while and I don't
necessarily think if they wereto do a takeover.
I mean we have already seen itright now.
I mean, look, we have Israeldoing a genocide right now.
You have Russia trying to takea whole other country right now.
(45:22):
True, and none of that shithave we done shit about?
We haven't done shit about noneof those things.
As a matter of fact, we'resupporting Israel, so they think
that we're going to Steer theirstep here.
Like nah, taiwan is just offlimits.
Like I'm all in shit, I ain'tdoing that right now with Taiwan
, y'all got that all in, we'refeeding weapons to all those.
All in like, nah, we're feedingweapons to all those, all those
(45:43):
motherfuckers so sure we'refeeding weapons to what israel
right now.
Yes, yeah, we're supporting thegenocide.
We're supporting it, it's just,it's just you know, it's just at
the point to where I mean, it'swhere you was where you get
started.
Getting cynical.
Here is like there is no likeof all the world powers that
exist right now, which is china,russia, the us, like all their
(46:08):
interests are built in greed and, and I don't know, like the
whole wealthy people that thathave power over.
These politicians don't givetwo shits.
All these politicians have thepower over changing.
All this stuff are alreadybought in by some other shit, so
all this shit has to do withmoney.
Now, true, it's not even aboutlike oh, like back in world war
(46:29):
ii, world war ii, like it wasn'tabout oh, we're doing this shit
for money.
It was like we're going to savethis country for being
oppressed.
Like the germans are moving in.
We need to be americans and goand show the world like we need
to fight for freedom, and that'sall.
Our whole basis of americanfreedom was built on that shit.
That went on a long time ago,70 years ago, 60 years ago.
(46:51):
Now it's the same shit is goingon right now.
That was going on back then,except now it's like okay, who's
got money?
Like you got dough, I got dough, let's all get more dough, like
all that shit was not built in,like it was back in the day.
That's why we're fucking fucked, true?
(47:11):
All right, so this is what I'lltell you guys, you little
cynical motherfuckers out there.
Okay, this is how you have to.
This is how you have to liveyour life.
How?
How, sir?
You have to be good and changethe outlook of the only thing
you can do as a regular degulardude, without sharpening your
goddamn pitchfork is.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Where are you going?
Oh, I'm still here.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Still here.
The only thing you can do as aregular person?
That's cynical.
If you care about people, youcan only be good and care about
the people that are around youin your immediate area.
You can only change the livesand have a positive outlook on
the people around you.
That's all you can actually do,and I know that's that's the
(48:00):
positive side of the cynicism.
Just be good to the peoplearound you.
Try to change the lives of thepeople around you by being a
good fucking sport.
Does that do anything for you?
That's about all you can do.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
That's about all you can do.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
That's about it.
Can we end this on a good note?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Because I got another article.
Yeah, end it on a good note.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
End it on a good note .
Did, got, I got another article.
Um, yeah, ended on a good note.
A good note did.
We hit the hour mark over there.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
We're almost there.
That last article is going tohit us on that one.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
All right so, uh, according to ap news, vermont
becomes first state to enact lawrequiring oil companies to pay
for damage from climate change.
Nice, I mean, that's one state.
What are you going to do,vermont?
I like that.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
That's cool.
You're scraping a scramble forhelping these people out.
Okay, so I'll get a little bitmore in the article.
Vermont has become the firststate to enact a law requiring
fossil fuel companies to pay ashare of the damage caused by
climate change, after the statesuffered catastrophic summer
flooding and damage from otherextreme weather.
(49:17):
Without his signature lateThursday, saying he is very
concerned about the cost andoutcome of the small state
taking on big oil quote alone inwhat will likely be a grueling
fight, but he acknowledged thathe understands something has to
be done to address the toll ofclimate change.
I understand and this is quoteI understand the desire to seek
(49:41):
funding to mitigate the effectsof climate change that hurt our
state in so many ways.
Scott, a moderate Republican ina largely blue state of Vermont,
wrote in a letter to lawmakersso not all Republicans are evil.
Who knew?
He's a moderate Republican?
(50:02):
But I like that.
I like what he's talking aboutthe popular governor, who
recently announced that he'srunning for reelection.
Okay, here we go, running forreelection.
You're going to be sittingthere singing to the fucking
nines.
Running for reelection to afifth two term, fifth two year
term has been at odds with theDemocrat-controlled legislature,
(50:25):
which he has called out ofbalance.
He was expected byenvironmental advocates to veto
the bill, but then allowed it tobe enacted.
Scott wrote to lawmakers thathe was comforted that the Agency
of Natural Resources requiredto report back to the
legislature on the feasibilityof the effort.
(50:50):
Last July's flooding fromtorrential rains inundated
Vermont's capital city ofMontpellier, the city near Barr
and some southern Vermontcommunities and ripped through
homes and washed away roadsaround the rural states.
Some saw it as the state'sworst natural disaster since
1927.
Flood that killed dozens ofpeople and caused widespread
(51:11):
destruction.
It took months for businesses,from restaurants to shops, to
rebuild.
So I mean this is a good stepin the right direction.
To start.
I mean, yeah, god, direction tostart.
(51:32):
I mean, yeah, god, all right.
So I like the idea of likeyou're trying to charge these,
like companies, like oilcompanies, to like, hey look,
you're part of the problem forclimate change and, uh, we're
going to be sending you a bill,uh, for said climate change,
because we're sitting here,flooding and all the stuff.
All these scientists we haveover here are telling us that,
(51:53):
uh, climate change is real.
We've had the worst floodswe've had, we've had landmark
heat, we've had like highs oneverything, dude, floods, heat,
tsunamis, hurricanes, like youfucking name it, dude.
We've had that shit been goingon and it's been building up.
The temperatures be building up.
(52:13):
Scientists are telling you thatshit's building up.
There's fucking shows, there'sfucking movies, there's fucking
scientists telling you that ifwe hit like two degrees Celsius
over this shit, shit, theweather's going to get way, way,
way, way, way worse.
And we're hitting that and we'reway past that, right, way past
that.
So you got one fucking littlemiddle-aged state of Vermont
saying, look, we need to dosomething about that because
(52:35):
we're getting fucked over here,right, Mm-hmm, and I'm like,
okay, so you're going to fuckingfind these oil companies, right
, oil company profit.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
Oh God, it's like $2 billion for last year alone, or
$4 billion for last year alone.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Oil companies with the five largest integrated
private sector earned a combined.
Integrated private sectorearned a combined.
Oil companies made recordprofits in 2022, with the five
largest integrated privatesector oil and gas companies
earning a combined give me anumber guess one trillion 195
(53:20):
billion no, I was not close atall, which is almost 120% more
than the previous year.
These companies include Exxon55.7 billion, a company record
that was equivalent to 6.3million per hour.
Chevron, 36.5 billion, whichwas double their profits of 2021
(53:42):
.
Mind you, our gas has doubledsince fucking that time, so
their profit has doubled.
Our gas has doubled.
So, yeah, you guys still tiethat shit together Shell.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
No, but I thought it was Biden's fault.
I thought he had controlled thegas price.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
It is Biden's fault, it's all their fucking faults.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
You're the fucking president, motherfucker, you go
there there, explain to me howthe president directly affects
the gas prices you go therebecause you know the data.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
You've got the data.
You're the president.
You have this data, like I havethis data me.
A regular degular googled thisdata.
The data is out there.
So you was the president.
Also have that data.
You probably have way more datathan I got.
True, he probably does.
You know where all thesemotherfuckers live, like you've
got the addresses to theirhouses.
That's what you got.
So you send a fucking shootingsquad over there and be like,
(54:31):
look, everybody's got a blackbag over their head.
Everybody.
That's the head of Exxon.
You've got all black bags overyour head.
Okay, your families are tied tonukes.
Right now, we're going to sendit.
Everybody's getting sent to thesun right now.
This is just the sun worshipingshit going on.
(54:54):
I'm not fucking with this shit.
I'm the president of the UnitedStates.
These are my people.
I am for the motherfuckingpeople In a utopian world.
I mean, I would think thatthat's what you should be doing
as president, but anyways, Iguess, I guess.
So, just going back down to theBronx so Vermont is standing,
this small little state thatprobably only makes like they
(55:18):
probably only make like $100million a year or whatever.
$100 million, and these guysgot $200 billion.
That's like what's the numberon that?
That's like $20,000 million.
What $2,000 million?
$20,000 million.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
I think that's what the number is Something crazy.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
So if you're making $1 million trying to fight
against this, be like, look,we're going to start billing you
now.
That's like me making like twothousand dollars.
I'm running the block, I'm, I'mselling this, I'm selling.
Now.
I'm like, just, I'm likecorrupting the whole block.
And then some kid comes up andbe like I'm gonna give you two
dollars to stop that.
I'm gonna be like, all right,little buck, I'll give you two
(56:01):
dollars, bro, I will stop that.
And then he goes back home,tells mom like, look, guys, I
stopped that.
And then we're like fuck thislittle motherfucker stop my
business for just movingsomewhere else I don't know.
It's a world problem.
It's climate change.
Come on guys.
Yeah, everybody should be onthe same heading here, true?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
yeah, you know what you got a point, got a point,
but tough you know it's like Isaid you get cynical when you
start digging into this stuff.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
So what I try to do is enrich the lives of everybody
around me.
It's all you can do till youdie, because this has been going
on for thousands of years.
I mean, it is what it is.
It's been happening, it's beenhappening.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
It will continue.
That not much we can do aboutit.
That's not not much what you doabout it except vote, with our
minds going to the vote stationplaces and voting pitchforks,
next election pitchforks, butvote, vote for sure.
Right Vote for the next puppetin there.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
It doesn't matter who it is.
Vote for the next puppet inthere.
I don't even care about them.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
There's worse puppets out there.
I'll just tell you that rightnow, guys, we got to get our
podcast.
Oh God, we got to get ourpodcast back up.
So podcast at shit together, Ipromise you.
I promise you.
No, we're good.
We're good, it's not.
It's not hard times, it's thebay area, but we're good.
You guys take it easy.
We love you take it easy, thankyou.
you are now locked in to the pc principles podcast
off the ghost happy fridayeverybody welcome to the pc
principles podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh wait, you guys get this on Monday.
Cancel that, cancel that.
Abort, abort, abort.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I got to make sure I don't talk too loud.
We turned up the mic strength.
I'm going to turn mine down alittle.
I am too drunk to be trying tonot talk loud.
Bro, Turn mine down just a tad.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We don't believe in that man.
We Turn mine down just a tad.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We don't believe in that man.
We're a Christian house here.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
This is a Mormon home .
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Praise be to Hala and Bala and Hala Shout out to you
brave soldiers that are datingpeople with legitimate mental
health problems, like yourpartner's dealing with
narcissism or bipolar disorder.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Soldiers that are dating people.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, I'm just saying you're a savage or a soldier.
If your partner is dealing withsomething like that and you're
trying to be supportive, thatshit is taxing, and remember
that you're a person too.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay, just remember that Shout out to those
deal-home people that have ascrew loose and just know that
everybody's got their screwloose okay.
Sometimes mine might be lo ascrew loose and just know that
everybody's got their screwloose okay.
Sometimes my no, no, no, no, no, no don't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Don't say everyone has a screw loose, because that
encourages people with screwsloose to continue to have those
screws loose.
You got to encourage thosepeople to seek out help and a
lot of the times those peoplewith those mental health issues
don't like to seek help outbecause they don't want to find
out the truth.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I just don't believe that there isn't.
I believe that everybody'scrazy in some sort of way.
That's what I mean, but I don'tthink there's any.
Who's the actual like for real,for a normal person, like
there's people that lead liketheir lives or whatever, online,
or a politician, or like just aregular person that's like,
seems normal, acts normal, doesnormal things, but you don't
(02:04):
know, I think everybody has ascrew loose in their head in one
way, shape or form.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay, fine, some might be more loose than others
there, I'll agree with thatwhatevs.
I don't have to.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I don't have to die on that hill, that's fine, yeah
but mine is definitely, uh, twofucking turns looser than some
others, but it's right.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
My high ass went all the way to the weed store before
we started our podcast.
I drove there and I hadheadphones on, so I was like, oh
, you walked here.
So when I left the cannabisstore, I decided to walk almost
all the way home.
So that's my high story for theday.
It's really fun, let's see, Igot to get my shit together
because this podcast episode,along with our last one, hasn't
(02:47):
been posted because we got topay.
So we got to get our shittogether.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know Right, kill you right now.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I know Right.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You're fired.
I know Right, dude.
Why don't you just fucking textme that so I could Venmo you
some shit?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I told you the price of it the last time we recorded,
bro, and I was like I'm brokeas fuck right now.
Oh my God, I'm getting paid onTuesday.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's all good, but yeah, Just to let you guys know
we're just some regular degulars.
This is the struggle of thereal capitalist society world.
I hope you guys can feel us onthat.
If you're a rich pricklistening to this, send us
somebody.
We we're gonna have our cash uppretty soon if you want to
support it, that, that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
If not, you know, just hit us bro.
If you only make 50k in the inthe in the bay area, you're.
That's a death wish.
Even if you don't have children, you're trying to take care of
yourself.
It's a death wish, dude.
100k is poverty level right now, that's where it's at nigga.
You know what I would do with100k?
I would go crazy.
My mouth would water 24 7 likeit would salivate fully dude.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You know they say, like more money, more problems.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I kid you not, I would love to have those
problems you know how they saymore money, more problems, like
I'll have all those moreproblems.
How about that, dude I?
How about that?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
way back then, when I was making like minimum wage.
I was like dude, if I make like, if I make like 1500 to 2000 a
month, my life, I no nigga.
Then you get there and it'slike, okay, now I got a car
payment, Now I got a new, moreexpensive apartment, because I
don't live in a home at all.
Now I'm not just living off TopRamen anymore, so it's just
like.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
This con candy wine.
I'm so sorry, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm already done off this wine done off this wine and
it's it.
I've only had a couple of sets.
Jesus christ, easy soldier, allright, so a bunch of stuff has
gone on this week.
Uh, obviously the big one rightnow it's kind of all over the
headlines is your boy, give itto me.
Your boy d, your boy dt down todo it.
Donald trump, the porn starwrangler hold on, hold, on hold
(04:44):
on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You know what I gotta do?
Give it a little cry for it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Give it a little cry for that, give it a little cry
for that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Give it a little cry for that?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
give me some baby wines.
Come on, explain that whathappened to him?
I'll get into the article.
Get into it a little, becauseAP News always comes with it.
I ain't going to lie, ap Newscomes with articles.
Yeah, it cuts straight to thechase.
Donald Trump became the firstformer American president to be
convicted of felony crimesThursday, as a New York jury
(05:23):
found him guilty of all 34charges in a scheme.
Very good, ok, very good all 34charges.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What Macho man?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Randy Savage approves go ahead.
What else do we got for him?
Who else got it?
Oh shit, he ain't in the labright now.
He ain't fixing shit.
He ain't talking to AI or bots.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
He ain't going to help him.
What?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
They're not going to help him.
All 34 charges down yourgoddamn throat.
Do I hear a stunner?
Does the whole go by?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
God yeah yeah, yeah, oh my God, oh my God, he killed
him All 34.
Off the top ropes, off the hellin a cell.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It was unanimous.
They broke them in half.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
For the stripper.
It was a stripper.
They broke them in half.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh my God, the crowd goes wild, unless you're a Trump
supporter.
They're trying to do someviolent protest.
We got our guns ready for you,sir.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Bro, I'm about to defend all of the businesses
with a gun, I'm literally goingto other states shooting people.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
They're not going to the stores, they're going to
target minorities, dude.
That's what?
The not going to the stores,they're going to go target
minorities, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's what the real issue is.
I got to get a bulletproof vest.
I got to get my Kevlar bro.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh my God.
So the jury found him guilty onall 34 charges in a scheme to
illegally influence the 2016election through a hush money
payment to a porn actor uh,something daniels, I don't know
what her name was stoney danielswho said uh, the two had s e x
(07:14):
oh, that's probably gross.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, I've heard he has a turtle dick.
What?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
is that I'm not?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
even trying to be fun or no, I think they described
where was that?
Harvey weinstein.
They described harvey weinsteindick I don't know why I know
these facts as an egg-shapeddick.
But they said, trump's dick isespecially skinny at the end.
It's like a nub.
He's got incredibly tiny handsand a tiny dick.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's why he acts like this.
You just flick it to play withit.
That's all you can do, Dude.
Well, Stormy daniels didn'tearn that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
She didn't earn her job if all you have to do is
flick it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's not enough.
Yeah, she started playing withit like the world's smallest
violin so oh my god.
Trump sat stone-faced speakingof which, uh, while the
verticals read as cheering fromthe street below could be heard
in the hallway on the courthouse, 15th floor, where the decision
was revealed more than ninehours after nine hours of
(08:12):
deliberations.
So, uh, some of these charges ofthe 34 you guys are curious uh,
the jurors, oh god, I'mfumbling, I'm fumbling the
jurors say they unanimouslyagree that Trump falsified
business records to conceal a$130,000 hush money payment this
nigga used business records topay Stormy Daniels' ass off.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yes, nigga, you didn't have that in the bank.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Being a billionaire, you stupid ass, you're not
liquid enough to do that Not toget into the details of each of
the specific charges.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Nah, I want you to bruh.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
He was guilty on 11 of 11 charges for invoices for
legal services For dick voices,guilty on 11 of 11 charges for
checks paid for legal servicesand guilty on 12 of 12 charges
for ledger entries for legalexpenses.
So basically he just cashed outthe white house like this is
(09:07):
all taxpayer money, baby let'sgo.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Hey them kids that needed that free lunch.
Fuck them kids, nigga, I needto pay this bitch off.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I know he's done worse than that.
This is like a drop in thebucket, I think of like as bad
as his shit, for sure.
For sure he's done worse as hisshit.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
For sure, for sure.
I'm just happy that this is outin the open, mr Locker Room
Jock Talk himself gets finallyhe gets some karma.
It feels good.
It feels good All of ussnowflakes out.
There can be a little moresnowy, you can be a little more
snowflakey today.
Knowing he had all 34 charges,oh yeah, easily.
(09:43):
I'm hitting the Harlemlem shake.
I'm juiced.
I got my cotton candy winebecause I'm a liberal, so it's
got to be extra fruity so here'swhat he could be facing with
those charges.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
what the uh?
This is just like kind ofblanket state, but on charges
such as this, the falsifyingbusiness record charges, carry
up to four years behind bars.
Though Manhattan DistrictAttorney Alvin Bragg would not
say Thursday whether prosecutorsintend to seek imprisonment,
and it's not clear whether thejudge If he didn't say it, he
(10:14):
ain't gonna seek it.
He a bitch.
Well, that would be screwed upif he's convicted of all these
charges and he doesn't face any,you think an ex-president's
going to jail.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
You're fucking crazy, fucking crazy, bro.
I'll bet money on that.
I'll bet a dollar.
That would be a negative.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
If he gets all these charges hit and he's not going
to jail I guarantee it well then, it's all a fucking waste at
the most house arrest, but he'snot getting any jail time.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm telling you right now, it's not what fear.
Logistically, when you're apresident, you get secret
service for the rest of yourlife.
How would you have secretservice in jail?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
here's the other fucked up part about if he
doesn't go to jail.
It says here the conviction andeven imprisonment will not bar
trump from continuing his whitehouse pursuit.
I'm done, are you?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
kidding me, bro, I'll make his bitches.
This is all a waste of time.
This is all an illusion.
It's all an illusion, bro.
This was a song and pony danceshow my nigga like.
This is some bullshit.
We're all being fuckingcollectively laughed at right
now by rich motherfuckers.
The 1% is still making fun ofus.
I just want you guys to knowthat right now.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
You guys are all fucking part of the problem.
You're using government moneyto change.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Including me.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You're having sex with a stripper.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
okay, You're grabbing them by the penan and
Republicans penan andrepublicans will still back them
up after all of that dude.
Can you imagine obama was doingthat, bro?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
they would start lynching black people, they
would start hanging black peoplefrom straight up off, top, off,
tops.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
They'd be like obama's evil.
I'm hanging your ass.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh yeah, that's the devil right there you're the
devil you're the devil, yourskin's dark like this, you're
the devil.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
They were saying that when he was wearing a tattoo
what is this the?
When he was wearing a tan suit,they were like what is?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
this the devil.
He's wearing a tan suit.
How?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
dare you disgrace the white house?
Condoleezza rise.
I'm so sorry.
I don't know why I thought ofthat.
Out of all the things, I'm sosorry can't understand.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You go back to your country.
Quiet back bro.
Shout out to fucking dames,just real I understand you Go
back to your country.
Why that?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Bro shout out to fucking Dave.
Just real quick side note.
Shout out to Dave Chappelle forA making that his fucking intro
episode to the series and Bshout out for him for condemning
motherfucking Israel.
Bro, oh did he, he went on stageand was like how dare you pay
money to boo me?
This nigga went on a 10-minuteor 20-minute rant on how fucking
(12:28):
Israel is fucking totallygenociding Palestine.
So every once in a while abroken clock is right.
Okay, he's a bitch-ass niggathe majority of the time talking
about trans people, in myopinion, at the very least.
Oh come on, dude, he's great.
No man, dude, you're punchingdown.
We're all on the same fuckingside.
Obviously not you, becauseyou're filthy, fucking rich and
you're a comedian.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Everybody should be able to be laughed at.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
To make dude, that's the basis of your fucking show
is to make fun of trans peopleand triple and quadruple and
step tuple down.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's just annoying, bro.
I found it hilarious, though itwas a little much.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's a lot, it's just annoying, I found it hilarious,
though it was a little much,it's a lot.
I don't do a little strong.
I can laugh at everybody.
I can laugh at black people,white people fucking, asians,
nigga, trans people, gay peopleby.
I can laugh at anybody.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Well, did you find some of it or any of it funny?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
no, it was just like bros, move on, move on, bro,
move the fuck on don't tell awhole story about your trans
friend not caring about yourtransphobic jokes and then end
it with a bunch of transphobicjokes and then your next show is
pretty much based on beingtransphobic.
It's like, bro, what the fuckare we doing?
Make some regular jokes, bepolitical or something my nigga
(13:35):
like.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Get the fuck out of here with this I don't think, I
don't want to be a john type ofnigga.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I don't want to tell you what I like to make you
obviously more palatable towardsme.
But just get off the fuckingjokes, move on.
Make fun of anything else.
Make fun of poor people, bro, Idon't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I don't think he was trans.
I don't think he's transphobic,even considering all those
jokes.
Just move on, just move on.
He was laying it on prettythick though.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
He was laying it on pretty thick.
Thank you, yeah yeah, I'm noteven trying to be a snowflake.
Just move on to some new jokes,some new material.
I get it.
You can make fun of transpeople.
You can tell whole stories thatend up as jokes.
Making fun of trans people,tell some other stories.
That's all I'm saying.
That's it fair enough I'm nottrying to tell you what to what
to joke about, but just move on.
That's it, yeah.
(14:19):
Yeah, I hear you make fun ofsome black people.
Bro, you could just hack it upand be like white people walk
like this.
Black people walk like this.
When a white guy walks andtalks, he does this, and when a
black guy talks, he's like yoman.
You could do that, oh dudelet's play it out, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Just move on bro.
Just move on, bro, Nobody makesfun of trans dude.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You're going to have some.
Just move on, bro.
That's all I'm saying.
But shout out to him I don'twant to ruin it, I want to
overshadow it.
He supports palestine, so he'smildly okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Right, in some sort of fucked up way, because we're
all complicated human beings um,I know I am, I'm a complicated
human being, you know dude,there was some some uh, I don't
know what lady it was, but I sawa little quick video and she
was like heck of livid, like shewas like oh, you need to send
us like precision strikemissiles, because if you don't
(15:10):
send us these precision strikemissiles, then guess what's
going to happen?
We're going to end up sendingunprecise missiles and, instead
of targeting this, what we needto be targeting, it's going to
be targeting 10 random things,or what, or stuff like that.
It's like so you do you want usto do that?
Because if so, we're gonna dothat.
We're just gonna send 10unguided missiles and it's gonna
destroy whatever.
So if you guys don't send usthese precision strike missiles,
(15:32):
then that's just where the heckwas gonna happen.
I'm like you, ignorant.
I'll slap the shit out of youright now.
If you guys can see my face,bro, and this was like at like
some political, like hearing,like type.
I'm just like like this is whatwe have to lead the free world,
or like the world in general,like all these people that put
(15:55):
that in.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
These are like just just have them chill out in one
of those, those rooms that aresuper cold, that like are
supposed to be good for yourjoints.
What is that?
What is it called?
One of those freezing rooms?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
those like cryo rooms .
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Have her be in a cryo room for like five minutes.
Brad, just chill that.
Chill that ass out, because Idon't know what the fuck you're
talking about right now, butyou're wiling look if you're on
some other shit about, like,let's just, let's just start
nuking them start what you needyou need to do.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Wipe them off the fucking face of the earth, Fuck
them.
Just be like come here, comehere, come here.
Just step right over to theside.
Secret security grabs you All.
Right here, come over here.
Black bag over your head,You're taken to.
Guantanamo, You're taken andthen you open your eyes.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
They pull the bag out and you're looking at a bunch
of missiles, just like they'relike, guess where.
You're going in a missile,you're getting strapped on this,
shot straight at the sun.
We're gonna start testing this.
We're going, futurama, on you.
We're gonna put you in amissile and shoot you into the
sun.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
We're gonna try to hit the sun with you I know this
thing only goes five miles intothe air, but you know what?
We're gonna try to hit the sunwith your eyes right now.
We're going for it, we're goingfor it.
But you know what?
We're going to try to hit thesun with your eyes right now.
We're going for it.
We're going for it, bro, we'renot putting up with this shit,
why?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Okay, I don't know.
I'm bloodthirsty, I don't care,I'm bloodthirsty, I'm an evil
person.
I'm sorry, I'm bloodthirsty, Iam.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You need to join Rio's coalition.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I didn't say I was a psycho loser.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
They're called the.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Pitchfork Clunthers Fucking poser ass they go like
if you don't follow me, thenit's all bad.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
They're going to hit it with the Warriors, like
politicians come out to play.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
No, no, he'll pay someone to do that they ain't
doing it themselves.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Not even clanking two bottles, you'd be clanking two
iPhones together.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I think I'm just cynical.
I don't give a shit aboutanything anymore because it's
all just bullshit.
I think that's where I'm at,hearing the fact that Trump is
for sure dude like I'll bet adollar on it right now he's not
going to go to jail.
He's not going to and he canstill run for fucking president
as a result.
Go fuck yourself.
Wasted months of weeks of timeand how much taxpayers fucking
(18:05):
money doing this song and ponydance to show that he's a bad
guy, when we already fuckingknew that republicans aren't
gonna all of a sudden concedethat he's bad.
They don't give a fuck.
They showed that he didn't givea fuck with all of his
shenanigans.
The fact that we're doing thisand we're not gonna send him to
jail and I know we're not gonnasend him to fucking jail okay,
what are we doing?
(18:26):
Why are we wasting money thatcould have gone to schools for
kids I could have gone to carsfor kids.
I could have gone to like somenon-profit organization to be
funneled to some nigga's pocketsor something I don't know.
Anything's better than wastingtime and fucking tv and shit for
no fucking reason.
Or am I crazy?
I'm just a cynical piece ofshit.
(18:46):
Just tell me that and I canjust.
I'll shut up, just call me acynical piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It's okay, I get it well, it's hard to not be
cynical when you see the worldthe way it is, when you see when
you like, expose, excuse thiswhole like little look, dude, I
don't give a shit.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm a grown man.
Do you think I give a fuckabout what's going on with your
nose?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, Like what the fuck?
It's a piercing.
Guys Don't worry about it.
You guys can't see it on theradio, but it's a piercing.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We're going to go live soon and this nigga's nose
is going to be drooling andyou're going to understand why
he has two paper towels in there.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, but once you start seeing all that stuff,
it's hard to not see.
It's cynical, bro, I'm fuckingcynical.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I don't.
I was called cynical today.
I was called negative today bymy ex.
You are negative.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's not my fault, though.
Well, you got to.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I've lived through all of this bullshit, dude, when
I graduated from high school.
We're going through a fuckingrecession.
You know how hard it was tofind a fast food fucking job.
Yeah, it was actually hard likea fast food job bro.
Oh yeah, it actually tookeffort.
It shouldn't take any effort towork fast food.
They should be like oh, you'rewilling to come here?
Cool, yeah, start today asshole.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You know what me and this dude was talking about?
Huh, we're talking about likeit was funny, I don't know how
we got in the conversation, butfor some reason, like we knew
hell of people Like friends oracquaintances or coworkers or
whatever, and they all have likethey all have.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Can you tell your brother to adopt me please?
No, here's where I'm going.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
They all have houses or something handed down and I'm
like my parents like let theirhouse go.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They were like they broke up and they let their
house go house.
I don't have shit, dude,nothing.
Both of my parents got like 80k.
They're they're not leavingshit to me or my sister no, no,
there's, there's, there's.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
There's no retirement , there's no anything.
There's nothing coming my wayat all.
You know what at all?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
if my mom was like walking around with like a
birkin bag and my dad had like afucking diamond grill or
something, I can't evenunderstand that.
Okay, like the nigga, like I, I.
Why there's no 80k, 60k, 50kbeing left to us, no 10k
whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You niggas ain't walking around with nothing, bro
, I'll take a boom box at thispoint Like, come on, dude, I'll
take anything, Anything bro.
I'll take anything and I'mlooking around.
I'll take fart in the wind andsome bats Dude.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'm talking to my coworkers Like oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Like there's kind of a line between us millennials or
whatever, to where you have onehalf, that's like halves, and
that's considered like if youhave a house being passed down
in the Bay Area, you're alreadya millionaire so that's like
(21:41):
damn near that's a generationalwealth being passed down to you,
Happening in front of my eyes,nigga Eyes dude Makes me want to
just start robbing people.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Blind, bro, or they help them down payment house.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
They're paying like they got a house.
They're paying like half theprice of everybody else's paying
for rent, and this is a housethat you own, that's just like
oh my god, I'm like bro, whydoes everybody?
Know gossip shit.
I'm looking around, I'm justlooking around, I'm like all
right, what I got, what I gotcoming I got, I got bills, bills
when I die, I swear to god I'mgonna roll the dice better this
(22:13):
time.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Bro, I'm not all right.
What I got, what I got coming Igot, I got bills, bills.
When I die, I swear to god I'mgonna roll the dice better this
time.
Bro, I'm not gonna be born tosome regular degular ass nigga.
Having the last name ford isuseless if you're not white.
Not only am I just gonna saythis right now on the air.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Having the last name ford useless dude not helping
you can't throw your last nameon here, I can't.
I just did.
I don't give a shit.
All right, so not only, notonly am I not getting shit
hunter, what's up, doc, I'mgonna have bills.
When they get older I'm gonnahave to take, throw money in a
pot, more money in a pot that Idon't have to take care of, this
(22:47):
person that birthed me, thatdoesn't have anything.
So I I'm going to have to takecare of you and throw money
towards hospital shit.
And that's not what.
I'm saying that's a bad thing,I'm just saying I'm just looking
around and the landscape andI'm just like then you start
getting cynical, I get it, I getit, I get the cynicism.
And then you look over thereand be like, oh yeah, trump's
(23:09):
going to jail.
Then you see, oh, the wealthtrickled down is like full
effect.
The most billionaires,millionaires over the last 10
years created a shitload ofmillionaires and billionaires.
That wealth transfer increasedover the last 10 years.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I missed out on all of it.
I missed out on Bitcoin, Imissed out on fucking dumbass
Dogecoin when it went up ininflation.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I fucking hate life, bro you know what's hella funny
about the whole?
You know what's funny about thebitcoin thing?
I was gonna invest in bitcoin.
I was gonna invest in bitcoinas a joke when I was in college.
Oh my god, you know how muchbitcoin was at that time?
I was gonna be like I'll throw100 bucks in there.
Guess how much bitcoin was?
It was like 30 cents.
Dude, if I were to put 100bucks in that bitcoin I'm just
(23:58):
gonna breathe that time, I'mjust gonna try and breathe I
would have bought like a fuckinghow much is that shit?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
like at least like 300 times that by 60 000, 60 000
times.
Right now I'm so angry.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I look back, I'm like I should have just fucking
joked around, but I would havesold that shit once it got to
100.
So I would have fucked myselfanyways, I'm genuinely angry,
right now, I would have neverheld it.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm fucking genuinely angry right now with Trump not
going to jail With me.
It's not even my parents' fault.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm just gonna be honest, it's not anyone's fault,
it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's not ford, it's not, it's not anything like that
.
It's not anything like that.
But also, I want to let youknow that my favorite podcast
and also my ex-favorite podcast,bro joe rogan, and last podcast
on the left, they all revealtheir last names and their name
on there.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wait, wait, are they gone?
Do you still list?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
the last podcast on the left, they replaced Ben
Kissel because he got in troublefor being a drunk weirdo.
So, yeah, yeah, he can't be 6'7and be a weirdo he was doing
that.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Dan Harmon, shit from Rick and Morty Abusive.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, like leaving threatening calls and text
messages.
Yeah, like leaving threateningcalls and text messages and shit
.
It's like nigga, you're 6'7".
You can't be doing that, bro.
You're too big for that.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You're literally too big, Like if there's a cutoff.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You already passed the cutoff for being able to do
that.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So it went down, Like the podcast quality went down
or what I don't fuck with thembecause I was a.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Ben Kissel, marcus Parks, henry Zebrowski ass nigga
.
And if you don't have Ben Kisselon it, fuck you, nigga, fuck
you.
I don't care about you, but youdon't fuck with him.
Yeah, I don't fuck with him.
But the fact that you had toreplace him, I don't fuck with
you guys.
So I listen to their oldepisodes with the three, with my
three guys, and I leave it atthat.
(25:45):
I'm a weirdo.
But yeah, what did I bring thatup for?
What was I bringing that up for?
I don't even remember.
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I have absolutely no clue.
I think it was the fact thatthey threw their names in it.
Yeah, they threw their.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, it's exactly why yeah I don't give a shit,
dude, but yeah, I really don'tcare, it's whatever you guys
heard him trump supporters.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You guys know where he is.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Man, suck my dick and balls, bro I'm in oakland, come
find me, my nigga.
Come on, bro, I'm right here wehandballs.
A bong.
Suck my dick from the back,from the front, from the sides.
I'm going to grow a dick on myhip.
Suck that, I don't care, bro.
What's up?
I don't give a shit, bro, I'mnot scared of you.
I'll egg your car, bro.
Hold on, I got some funny newsfor you.
(26:28):
Trump getting off scot-free isnot fucking funny in any kind of
way.
It pisses me off the fact thatthere's nothing being handed
down to me and I'm a millennialand I deserve it.
I'm pissed.
I'm a main character and Ideserve it.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Hey, you know what.
You know what you do.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
What's up?
What is that?
What is that?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
thing Tighten your bootstraps.
What is that Tighten?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
pick up, pick yourself, Pull your bootstraps
and perpetually, infinitely spin.
Oh yeah, because you're in theair already.
Anyways, north Korea trashrains onto South Korea, balloon
by balloon.
Here's what it means, all right, so originally I thought it was
like two balloons, right?
Cigarette butts, manure, scrapsof cloth, waste batteries, even
(27:10):
reported diapers.
This week North Korea floatedhundreds of huge balloons to
dump all over that trash.
Who the fuck wrote this?
To dump all of that trash?
Oh, okay, there we go.
I'm retarded.
Trash across rival South Koreaand old-fashioned Cold War-style
(27:32):
provocation that the countryhas rarely used in recent years.
The powerful sister of NorthKorea, leader Kim Jong-un,
confirmed Wednesday that NorthKorea sent balloons and attached
trash sacks.
She said that they weredeployed to make good on her
country's recent threat toscatter mounds of waste paper
and filth in South Korea inresponse to leaf fleeting
(27:54):
campaigns by south koreanactivists.
Experts say the balloonscampaigning is meant to stoke a
division in south korea over itsconservative government
hardline policy on north korea.
They also say north korea willalso likely launch new types of
provocations in coming months tomeddle in november's us
presidential election.
There you go, bud.
(28:15):
So that's some funny news.
They're sending shit in diapers.
So north korea?
And I thought, uh, kim jong-un.
I thought the dude was still inpower, but it's his sister.
I guess what?
Yeah, they said the powerfulsister of north korean leader
Kim Jong-un, confirmed Wednesday.
Oh, okay, so he's still theleader.
(28:36):
My bad, kim Jong-un's theleader, but the sister just
confirmed it because oligarchy,I guess.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I don't fucking know.
She's working in the propagandaDude, you know she has a job in
government.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
if the fucking leader her brother is the fucking
leader, does it?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
mention in there at all what size these balloons are
Reported is it like like blimp?
Level balloons, because that'sa big ass.
I'll show you a video of it.
I'll show you a video of it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
All right, let's see I mean it's a it's, it's like a
weather balloon or somethinglook at that balloon there's,
there's, there's shit andthere's manure.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
It looks like it's pretty big right.
It looks like it's like fivefeet by five feet, five feet by
five hundred by five feet, so ahundred of those.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
A hundred.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Not a hundred A hundred.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Okay, okay, so thousands.
So that's petty.
I thought I was Tom Petty.
That's pretty petty.
It's not even anythingsalvageable Batteries cigarette
butts, waste, batteries, diapers, manure you can't even recycle
that shit.
I'll fucking nuke your shitright now, bro.
I'll send mustard gas overright now.
I'll fucking get you niggas,bro.
Don't try me, bro.
(29:35):
Don't be North Korea with themajority of your population
starving and try and come at mesideways, because I will fuck
your country.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You got to respond to flying over and dumping.
Nothing but dookie.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
No, you got to have a nigga in a weather balloon.
Shit out of it, bro.
Shit out of his butt, bro Fullbro.
Shit out of his butt, bro,full-on, just live.
Shit.
Just onto the country, bro.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Just fleets of niggas and weathermen shitting all
over the floor, bro, and you'reright.
You're right, we got humanniggas you have planes and they
all have trap doors under theseats.
They're flying over whereverkim jong-un and then all
everybody just takes a fuckingshit.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
It's like the Flight of the Valkyries.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It's just shit coming from the sky, bro, hitting
niggas in the eyes.
Pink eyes everywhere, bro.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Pink eye everywhere bro.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Taco Bell bad milk.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You had a nigga drink bad milk for a week straight
and then take a shit.
Bro, you had you porked him upwith cheese and then gave him
bad rancid milk and was like nah.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
And all these soldiers and all these soldiers,
your soldier, all thesesoldiers show up like this is
your briefing You're going on atop mission over here, bro.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Don't ever send manure to my country when you
have to get starving.
I will fuck your life up, bro.
So you don't do that, don't dothat.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Your diet before this mission is going to consist of
rotten eggs spoiled milk dietbefore this mission is going to
consist of rotten eggs, spoiledmilk.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
My nigga, my country's not starving.
We're giving you the worst of.
We're giving you rancidpotatoes.
That's your, that's your diet.
We're gonna feed prisonersrancid potatoes for months, not
letting them shit, and thenwe're gonna just release them in
a fucking hellstorm of rancidshit from prisoners.
Assholes, bro, like don't fuckwith me, I am diabolical that's
not the most petty shit I'veever fucking.
(31:16):
No, I'm diabolical fuck beingpetty, I'm diabolical nigga like
you're getting that dirty shitbro.
Fuck all of y'all.
Don't do that.
Don't.
Don't send manure in dirtydiapers, please, oh man what do
you got for me because I'mpissed?
I'm pissed this is weird.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
this is a weird one.
What's up?
So a Southborough teacher isplaced on leave after holding a
mock slave auction Sick, it's myfavorite teacher brah, using
racial slur.
Superintendent says so.
Did they have a mental break?
Supposedly like I was readingkind of some of the comments on
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this article and supposedly likethey do that at some schools
where they'll have like a slaveauction that doesn't teach
anything to anyone.
It's like it's a fun and games.
Like okay, we're going to havean auction of like whatever, and
not auction.
Like you're going to be a slave, but auction, but auction like
you got to do, like what's that?
Frat boy shit.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
How you get a.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
You got to do icky kinky, icky cookie bro, you got
to do what we say.
So it's like oh, you get towear a dress and start cleaning
up around the school.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
You got to pick this cherry up with your butt cheeks
and walk across the room and putit into the fucking shot and
and then drink it, bro, in undera minute.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Under a minute while watching a Diddy video.
Watching a.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Diddy video.
What the fuck I'm sorry,whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
So anyways we can catch him straight here.
Do that, bro.
There's this rapper that, likesome really really underground
rapper that I listen to and Iguess when Diddy was whole, uh,
when diddy, after the whole shitwith cassie, came out the video
and you see a live video of of,uh, this rapper I listened to,
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walking like side by side withdiddy and then he saw the camera
crews like acid dude, like hey,so you want to comment this?
Like a duck into the bushes,bro dude.
He sees the camera, then hestarts actually real fidgety and
then, like as diddy's walking,you see him start fading, fading
no, you name that rapper rightnow his name is king los and I'm
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like and he and his music islike a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'm like sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
He started posting on like twitter, everybody's like.
So what about diddy?
So like he killed himself rightthere, dude that blew himself
up, blew himself up, dude.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I'm like that, I mean honestly right then, and there
you just gotta swing on dudeyou're done if you see the
cameras, just swing on him ifyou were kicking him with that
just swing on that, bro, as hardas you can to make it seem like
you was just like, like this isjust a game I was just trying
to get close to him.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
See, guys give her the same exact casual treatment
grab him by the neck, throw himdown.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Grab him by the hood, give him two, two kicks to the
stomach.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
My nigga, hey you're a grown man, and not even with
the front of your foot.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I want heel kicks I want, I want this nigga king
lows to be like scuttling downthe the hallway in his towel
okay, I want this nigga and pddin Diddy, in some leggings and a
hood a too big hood for thenigga.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Dude, I want it to be .
I want it to be like animestyle charge, like you can see
your spirit go from his heart.
And charges up his leg down tohis foot Like shh.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Some full on one punch man Serious punch shit.
My nigga Serious kick.
My nigga Serious kick my nigga.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
So anyways, back to this little auction thing.
Side track, Can you?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
auction me, can you call, can you, can I be, can I
be your, can I be your N-wordand can you auction me off the?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
best I can do is tree fitty.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Best you can do is tree.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, nigga.
Why am I talking into the bonglike that's gonna?
That's gonna like reverb sound.
I'm like fuck you nigga likeall right.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So this is in south borough, massachusetts.
Whatever, massachusetts, it'salways some shit.
That's on the east coast, it'salways some fake ass wannabe
south.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It's never denver I consider you niggas the south,
even if you're not in the south,because you do dumb shit like
this it's not utah, it's likethis it's not Utah, it's not
Oregon, it's not Utah.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Byu is fucking weird as fuck.
I mean I guess, but I mean allthis, like Baylor University is
fucking whack dude.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
All this like crazy, like racial stuff and like very
like high conservative stuffalways is like from like
Colorado over.
This is my Colorado.
It's in New Mexico, it's inArizona.
Remember that town in Arizonawho didn't want a mosque being
built?
I'm just telling y'all, it'severywhere.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Dude that was in Juana Creek.
No, no, no, I'm not saying theone you're talking about, there
was a mosque being built inJuana Creek.
They were like, nah, nigga,they were trying to petition for
that shit to not be built.
Nah, don't build that here, browe don't need that here.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
We we're anglo-saxon religion.
Only hit niggas with that,niggas with the old school terms
for white people we'reanglo-saxon religion only I
don't see a cross.
I don't like it.
It scares me.
The best I can do is catholicget out of here, the best I
could do is waving my AR out thewindow.
I don't even like the Catholics.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Speaking of which, you know what I wish I could do.
Somebody cut me off viciouslyearlier today.
Or you know how you're tryingto merge into a lane and they're
speeding up to not let you getin there.
Yes, I just want to have a gunand just wave it out the window.
Really, do you want to have agun and just wave it out the
window and be like?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
really you want?
You want to play here?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
guide yourself in with the gun, be like just
pointing it to what area I justwave it out the window because
you already know it's gonna begonna back off and I'm just, I'm
sorry, just people just bepissing me the fuck off with
that shit driving etiquette.
Guys.
Come on if you're sick.
If I'm signaling and you'regoing slow and I'm signaling for
hello long and I'm moving uppast you, giving myself at least
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three to six feet, and I'mmerging over here like speed
look to like not having mergedover, like you're a you are a
because you didn't want to gothat speed the whole time.
You're a because everybody thatturns circle, I always let them
in.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I always let everybody in.
Uh, it depends if I thinkyou're going to be going slow I
know you don.
I'm going to fuck you, Don'tget over to go slow in front of
me.
Bruh, I hate that too.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Don't do that.
I hate that when they mergeover to the fast lane.
Slow is slow.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
How do you merge over slow into the fast lane?
That's not even how that worksLegally.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
that's not how that works.
It's so annoying.
Anyways, back to the topic atthe end.
Back to the topic.
A Southboro teacher has beenplaced on paid administrative
leave after holding a mock slaveauction and using the N-word in
a pair of incidents earlierthis year.
The Townsend Public Schoolsuperintendent said.
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Superintendent George Martineau, in a letter to family, said
the incidents happened in afifth grade classroom.
Jesus fucking Christ.
In January and April.
The school district has sincelaunched an investigation to
identify a series of actions inquote, to learn from its
mistakes.
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Quote I apologize for the eventsthat took place in the public
school of Southborough.
Martino said I acknowledge thatthere were missteps in the
public school of south borough.
Martino said I acknowledge thatthere were missteps in the
process that further complicatedthe situation.
Ultimately, I am responsiblefor ensuring students are in
safe and supportive learningenvironments.
Martin now fucking name, stupidas fuck said the impromptu mock
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slave auction happened inJanuary during a history lesson
about the economy of thesouthern colonies.
The educator asked two childrensitting in front of them, who
were of color, to stand and theeducator and class discussed
physical attributes, teeth andstrength and all this other
stuff.
The second incident happenedwhen the same teacher was
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reading a book to students,according to Martin New.
Martin New said the book wasrecommended by a colleague but
was not a part of fifth gradecore English language arts
curriculum, while reading thebook and discussing the book,
martin New said the teacher usedthe N word.
It was later brought to thedistrict's attention that the
n-word does not appear in thebook.
He said it was in the book.
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Dude, it was in the book.
I was trying to teach himsomething about economy, oh my
god.
But we're judging people basedon their teeth and strength.
But it was in the book.
It's not in the book, fuck.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
It was not in the book.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I was like the.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
One of the ass eugenics ass.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, you know, I mean in 2024,.
I mean, the idea of having aslave auction is just.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Really weird, dude.
We get it Slavery existed.
I don't need a demonstration ofhow slavery works.
I can, you can, you can explainit to me and I can actually
visualize it I mean, that's justweird.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Fifth graders too, by the way it's fifth graders.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Fifth graders don't even need to learn about slavery
.
Learn about that one, likeyou're in the sixth or seventh
graders.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
The whole district need to be just fired, hosed
down.
We need to revamp completely.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Hose it down with sanitizer.
Sanitize everything.
Sanitize that dude or teacher'smouth.
Sanitize it, sanitize them,sanitize their life, I don't
know yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
You know what you need to do.
That's a tough one.
You fill his mouth with what isthat concoction Bleach and
ammonia.
So you need to pour bleach downhis mouth to clean his insides.
And then somebody takes a pissR Kelly style and that creates
mustard gas.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Gorgons in shower yeah.
I pretty enjoy it Sick fuck,fucking politician piece of shit
.
All right, I got some weird newsfor you that's mildly annoying
and fucking scary.
China sends dozens of warplanesand ships near Taiwan to show
its anger over island's newleaders and a large exercise
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launched to show its anger overits island's inauguration of new
leaders who refused to acceptBeijing's insistence that Taiwan
is part of China.
Taiwan tracked dozens of Chinesewarplanes and navy vessels off
its coast on Friday in thesecond day of a large military
exercise launched by Beijing toshow its anger over its
self-governing islandinauguration of its new leaders
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who refused to accept itsinsistence that Taiwan is part
of China.
China has issued an elaboratemedia statement showing Taiwan
being surrounded by forces fromits military, the People's
Liberation Army.
A new video on Friday showedanimated Chinese forces
approaching from all sidesTaiwan being enclosed within a
circular target area, whilesimulated missiles hit the key
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population and military targets.
Despite that, there was littlesign of concern among Taiwan's
23 million people who have livedunder the threat of Chinese
invasion since the two sidessplit during the Civil War in
1949.
Taiwan's parliament was miredon Friday in a dispute between
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political parties overprocedural measures and business
continued as usual in abustling capital of Taipei in
the ports of Keelung andKaohsiung.
I'm sorry, I have no idea howto pronounce that last one, but
here's the scary part.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
If.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Taiwan is ever invaded, they hold I think
that's where the the the raremetals for computers rare metals
for rare metals for computers,but they're like the leading
person building those chips.
So if they get invaded, chinasets the prices for everybody
around the world at that point.
So japan and america arewilling to step in if China does
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attack, and that's what makesit scary, because China has
South Korea on their side.
They have all those fuckingweirdo, fake-ass communist
countries ready to blow us thefuck up.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
You know what I don't know.
If so, it's scary a little tome at least.
If it's going to be over aresource, then I believe that
the US is going to step in.
It's, I don't know.
Computer chips are ineverything.
If there's a deal that they canwork out with china over this
valuable resource, they're notgoing to fucking step in.
It's going to be some shit likewith russia, ukraine, where
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they're just going to let ithappen we'll supply uh ukraine
with weapons, but we won'tphysically we're not going to
step in.
Okay, we're going to let youtake over as long as we have a
back-end deal of these rare.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
We'll support the taiwan army with guns.
Nah, they're gonna pull that.
They're gonna pull you likewe'll support you.
That's what we did with ukrainewe gave them missiles and guns,
but china has more power.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
I would say definitely way more people.
It's a whole bigger beastdealing with china.
No, I agree with russia.
So I don't, I don't know.
I think if china really wantsto take, it.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah, china sets prices for a lot of things for
us and we get a lot of our.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
From there.
So it's like yeah, ourconsumerism economies, like
Maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Maybe we won't step In at all, maybe we'll just look
the other way, you know itdepends on how valuable it is
for us.
I mean it's pretty valuable andto not To not have them control
it.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
But if there's, if we get a deal, if we have a deal
like, okay, look, you can takeover, we'll fund them, the
weapons or whatever, becausewe're going to have to look at
it.
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Taiwan would be willing or not, taiwan?
I don't think China would bewilling to accept anything like
that.
To be honest, with you.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Well then, it's just going to be because this has
been going on for a while.
You're right.
It's been going on for a while,so it might be, uh, I don't
know what the hell like.
I don't know what it is likehow you just go over here, just
be flexing on another country.
Oh you, little bumpy, littlebumpy goo over here.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
It's a lot of shit to be doing, bro.
You guys, you niggas, need tochill the fuck out bro.
Real talk bro chill um.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
But yeah, I don't know, I don't Chill.
But yeah, I don't know, I don'tknow how.
I mean, this has been ongoingfor a while and I don't
necessarily think if they wereto do a takeover.
I mean we have already seen itright now.
I mean, look, we have Israeldoing a genocide right now.
You have Russia trying to takea whole other country right now.
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True, and none of that shithave we done shit about?
We haven't done shit about noneof those things.
As a matter of fact, we'resupporting Israel, so they think
that we're going to Steer theirstep here.
Like nah, taiwan is just offlimits.
Like I'm all in shit, I ain'tdoing that right now with Taiwan
, y'all got that all in, we'refeeding weapons to all those.
All in like, nah, we're feedingweapons to all those, all those
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motherfuckers so sure we'refeeding weapons to what israel
right now.
Yes, yeah, we're supporting thegenocide.
We're supporting it, it's just,it's just you know, it's just at
the point to where I mean, it'swhere you was where you get
started.
Getting cynical.
Here is like there is no likeof all the world powers that
exist right now, which is china,russia, the us, like all their
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interests are built in greed and, and I don't know, like the
whole wealthy people that thathave power over.
These politicians don't givetwo shits.
All these politicians have thepower over changing.
All this stuff are alreadybought in by some other shit, so
all this shit has to do withmoney.
Now, true, it's not even aboutlike oh, like back in world war
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ii, world war ii, like it wasn'tabout oh, we're doing this shit
for money.
It was like we're going to savethis country for being
oppressed.
Like the germans are moving in.
We need to be americans and goand show the world like we need
to fight for freedom, and that'sall.
Our whole basis of americanfreedom was built on that shit.
That went on a long time ago,70 years ago, 60 years ago.
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Now it's the same shit is goingon right now.
That was going on back then,except now it's like okay, who's
got money?
Like you got dough, I got dough, let's all get more dough, like
all that shit was not built in,like it was back in the day.
That's why we're fucking fucked, true?
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All right, so this is what I'lltell you guys, you little
cynical motherfuckers out there.
Okay, this is how you have to.
This is how you have to liveyour life.
How?
How, sir?
You have to be good and changethe outlook of the only thing
you can do as a regular degulardude, without sharpening your
goddamn pitchfork is.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Where are you going?
Oh, I'm still here.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Still here.
The only thing you can do as aregular person?
That's cynical.
If you care about people, youcan only be good and care about
the people that are around youin your immediate area.
You can only change the livesand have a positive outlook on
the people around you.
That's all you can actually do,and I know that's that's the
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positive side of the cynicism.
Just be good to the peoplearound you.
Try to change the lives of thepeople around you by being a
good fucking sport.
Does that do anything for you?
That's about all you can do.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
That's about all you can do.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
That's about it.
Can we end this on a good note?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Because I got another article.
Yeah, end it on a good note.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
End it on a good note .
Did, got, I got another article.
Um, yeah, ended on a good note.
A good note did.
We hit the hour mark over there.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
We're almost there.
That last article is going tohit us on that one.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
All right so, uh, according to ap news, vermont
becomes first state to enact lawrequiring oil companies to pay
for damage from climate change.
Nice, I mean, that's one state.
What are you going to do,vermont?
I like that.
I like that.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
That's cool.
You're scraping a scramble forhelping these people out.
Okay, so I'll get a little bitmore in the article.
Vermont has become the firststate to enact a law requiring
fossil fuel companies to pay ashare of the damage caused by
climate change, after the statesuffered catastrophic summer
flooding and damage from otherextreme weather.
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Without his signature lateThursday, saying he is very
concerned about the cost andoutcome of the small state
taking on big oil quote alone inwhat will likely be a grueling
fight, but he acknowledged thathe understands something has to
be done to address the toll ofclimate change.
I understand and this is quoteI understand the desire to seek
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funding to mitigate the effectsof climate change that hurt our
state in so many ways.
Scott, a moderate Republican ina largely blue state of Vermont,
wrote in a letter to lawmakersso not all Republicans are evil.
Who knew?
He's a moderate Republican?
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But I like that.
I like what he's talking aboutthe popular governor, who
recently announced that he'srunning for reelection.
Okay, here we go, running forreelection.
You're going to be sittingthere singing to the fucking
nines.
Running for reelection to afifth two term, fifth two year
term has been at odds with theDemocrat-controlled legislature,
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which he has called out ofbalance.
He was expected byenvironmental advocates to veto
the bill, but then allowed it tobe enacted.
Scott wrote to lawmakers thathe was comforted that the Agency
of Natural Resources requiredto report back to the
legislature on the feasibilityof the effort.
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Last July's flooding fromtorrential rains inundated
Vermont's capital city ofMontpellier, the city near Barr
and some southern Vermontcommunities and ripped through
homes and washed away roadsaround the rural states.
Some saw it as the state'sworst natural disaster since
1927.
Flood that killed dozens ofpeople and caused widespread
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destruction.
It took months for businesses,from restaurants to shops, to
rebuild.
So I mean this is a good stepin the right direction.
To start.
I mean, yeah, god, direction tostart.
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I mean, yeah, god, all right.
So I like the idea of likeyou're trying to charge these,
like companies, like oilcompanies, to like, hey look,
you're part of the problem forclimate change and, uh, we're
going to be sending you a bill,uh, for said climate change,
because we're sitting here,flooding and all the stuff.
All these scientists we haveover here are telling us that,
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uh, climate change is real.
We've had the worst floodswe've had, we've had landmark
heat, we've had like highs oneverything, dude, floods, heat,
tsunamis, hurricanes, like youfucking name it, dude.
We've had that shit been goingon and it's been building up.
The temperatures be building up.
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Scientists are telling you thatshit's building up.
There's fucking shows, there'sfucking movies, there's fucking
scientists telling you that ifwe hit like two degrees Celsius
over this shit, shit, theweather's going to get way, way,
way, way, way worse.
And we're hitting that and we'reway past that, right, way past
that.
So you got one fucking littlemiddle-aged state of Vermont
saying, look, we need to dosomething about that because
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we're getting fucked over here,right, Mm-hmm, and I'm like,
okay, so you're going to fuckingfind these oil companies, right
, oil company profit.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
Oh God, it's like $2 billion for last year alone, or
$4 billion for last year alone.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Oil companies with the five largest integrated
private sector earned a combined.
Integrated private sectorearned a combined.
Oil companies made recordprofits in 2022, with the five
largest integrated privatesector oil and gas companies
earning a combined give me anumber guess one trillion 195
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billion no, I was not close atall, which is almost 120% more
than the previous year.
These companies include Exxon55.7 billion, a company record
that was equivalent to 6.3million per hour.
Chevron, 36.5 billion, whichwas double their profits of 2021
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.
Mind you, our gas has doubledsince fucking that time, so
their profit has doubled.
Our gas has doubled.
So, yeah, you guys still tiethat shit together Shell.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
No, but I thought it was Biden's fault.
I thought he had controlled thegas price.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
It is Biden's fault, it's all their fucking faults.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
You're the fucking president, motherfucker, you go
there there, explain to me howthe president directly affects
the gas prices you go therebecause you know the data.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
You've got the data.
You're the president.
You have this data, like I havethis data me.
A regular degular googled thisdata.
The data is out there.
So you was the president.
Also have that data.
You probably have way more datathan I got.
True, he probably does.
You know where all thesemotherfuckers live, like you've
got the addresses to theirhouses.
That's what you got.
So you send a fucking shootingsquad over there and be like,
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look, everybody's got a blackbag over their head.
Everybody.
That's the head of Exxon.
You've got all black bags overyour head.
Okay, your families are tied tonukes.
Right now, we're going to sendit.
Everybody's getting sent to thesun right now.
This is just the sun worshipingshit going on.
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I'm not fucking with this shit.
I'm the president of the UnitedStates.
These are my people.
I am for the motherfuckingpeople In a utopian world.
I mean, I would think thatthat's what you should be doing
as president, but anyways, Iguess, I guess.
So, just going back down to theBronx so Vermont is standing,
this small little state thatprobably only makes like they
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probably only make like $100million a year or whatever.
$100 million, and these guysgot $200 billion.
That's like what's the numberon that?
That's like $20,000 million.
What $2,000 million?
$20,000 million.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
I think that's what the number is Something crazy.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
So if you're making $1 million trying to fight
against this, be like, look,we're going to start billing you
now.
That's like me making like twothousand dollars.
I'm running the block, I'm, I'mselling this, I'm selling.
Now.
I'm like, just, I'm likecorrupting the whole block.
And then some kid comes up andbe like I'm gonna give you two
dollars to stop that.
I'm gonna be like, all right,little buck, I'll give you two
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dollars, bro, I will stop that.
And then he goes back home,tells mom like, look, guys, I
stopped that.
And then we're like fuck thislittle motherfucker stop my
business for just movingsomewhere else I don't know.
It's a world problem.
It's climate change.
Come on guys.
Yeah, everybody should be onthe same heading here, true?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
yeah, you know what you got a point, got a point,
but tough you know it's like Isaid you get cynical when you
start digging into this stuff.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
So what I try to do is enrich the lives of everybody
around me.
It's all you can do till youdie, because this has been going
on for thousands of years.
I mean, it is what it is.
It's been happening, it's beenhappening.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
It will continue.
That not much we can do aboutit.
That's not not much what you doabout it except vote, with our
minds going to the vote stationplaces and voting pitchforks,
next election pitchforks, butvote, vote for sure.
Right Vote for the next puppetin there.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
It doesn't matter who it is.
Vote for the next puppet inthere.
I don't even care about them.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
There's worse puppets out there.
I'll just tell you that rightnow, guys, we got to get our
podcast.
Oh God, we got to get ourpodcast back up.
So podcast at shit together, Ipromise you.
I promise you.
No, we're good.
We're good, it's not.
It's not hard times, it's thebay area, but we're good.
You guys take it easy.
We love you take it easy, thankyou.
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