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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Know.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I gotta make it so
clear.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I do not man.
So when we, when I search mycorn, hit corn.
No-no, little me time.
If you will, I search thosejoin on a flicks.
Yeah, we call it no-no, no, no,no, no.
So they call it corn.
Now, when you own on the otherside.
I'm gonna show you okay, so wepodcast, and so we got to make
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sure we keeping it a corn in theterminology.
So when I am Well, I've beenrecording like the last couple
seconds, you know, but we shouldhave been recording, remember
that time.
So perfect timing.
But no man, you got it.
You got to be Uh careful man,because I do not watch them.
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It's, it's a turn off to mewhen you, stepmom, did brother
Cockbeats in my dad.
You're so much bigger than yourfather, I don't even want to
watch this shit.
This shit turns me off.
No, just give me the ones.
They.
They got a bunch of randomletters but the thumbnail look
good.
I, I did watch one with a ohShit, what's the chick that
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we're at warrants for school?
We do Mama, yeah, it's a vellum.
Or them, velma, velma, yeah, itwas.
Yeah, it was like ghost cocksor something like that.
Check it out, it was nice.
I seen one with Velma.
So I like cosplay.
Yeah, I'm not a lot.
This was cartoon, like it waseffort in this.
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You in your oh, I said watchingthe cartoons, not, it's just
like just happened with me.
Okay, all right, y'all got somesimilarities, y'all ain't
probably discussed, but so itjust came across in that.
But no, man, I seen one becauseI like the cars ones, I like
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the like, the, the ones that getthe acting, that you put the
art in there.
It is the art.
And they had one with a blackfilm.
Ah, it was called a.
I think it was called likeScooby-Doo me, but it was all
backshots.
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Oh, yes, real people, but theydressed up like they dressed up
having a dog soon, but it was aparody.
Fred has a little heck of chiefon the shit.
Let's split up gang, let's gangbang gang.
Check it, you and Scooby-Gulfstairs and check the attic.
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And I'll check the back door.
Little pubs.
Put in there like they like,like I did it, they going into
the anal.
Okay, yeah, I saw one of.
You know we like, we likeAvengers around here.
I saw one that was a.
That scene from in game.
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It was like they were trying toget the gauntlet was the end.
And Peter Parker is two Peters.
He had the gauntlet and CaptainMarvel comes down and say, hey,
I'm Peter Peter Parker.
Hey, peter Parker, give him agood get rid of gauntlet.
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He goes.
I Don't know how you're gonnaget through all that.
And then I think it was a Acoye said don't worry, she's has
help.
And then all the lady Avengersjust from the MCU come through
and it turned into like a orgywith spider-man.
Now, this is not ageappropriate because he's like 17
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at this point in the movie.
However, very well, put the guymean.
Everyone was there.
Captain Marvel, one fuckingUh-huh To child of sister.
She's a coy a coye NebulaPepper Pops.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
She was in there with
the ant.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Valkyrie was in there
, gamora was in there, all of
them was in there.
So what happened was, you know,a spider-man when he do instant
kill, and all the motherfuckers.
It probably had like 20 millionviews, probably, man, some
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views, and that's entertaining,that's entertaining.
No no man.
So what is if you go into yoursearch for no, no, if you go
into your search for no, no,what is your top three?
We're gonna keep it at threebecause it's a bunch of
categories.
What is your top three?
(05:13):
Categories that you look upwhen you looking up corn topics
Ebony, just general.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Let's see what
happens.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Let's see what I get.
Yeah, yeah, you're taking merolling dice.
Oh, it's not Not him dice.
Let's see what we get.
Man, uh, ebony, public brothersand car like park, like some of
this shit be looking like it'saround here like that West Creek
, I know that bridge, what?
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Um, yeah, like put in a, I'mgonna throw in them, Throw in
something random.
Not that I've searched this,but it is something that I, that
account is like that wasinteresting when it when it
really looks real and it's likeI'm surprised my Uber driver
with a show and it's just like,yeah, this shit like that.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, I'm like that
you sent a back plan with her.
So that's nice.
That's nice.
She just squirted all over thisthing he's driving.
He can't swim.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, he showed over
some rocking shade shit man.
What about you Top three?
No pun intent.
Oh well, bbw, I looked that upfirst.
This in general I don't want tosuck you driving to eat some
lunch.
Yeah, just BBW.
I like amateur, like amateurporn.
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That, yeah, Amateur porn, Ilike amateur porn.
It'd be real.
It's like they really doing inthis dirty ass bare and they put
on some of the best shows.
Yeah, I know, porn porn is like.
Yeah, porn porn is like.
It's still, it's a lot ofunrealistic scenarios.
Yeah, it's like 19 meters.
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And then they, you gotta had ashow.
You know what I'm saying?
You gotta, you gotta show.
Because if I watch a Vladinterview sometimes and
interview porn, stars, pornstars.
I gotta get my verbally right.
My bad, me and my son, we work,but they'll be on there
speaking like oh yeah, man, youknow I'm selling a product, you
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know it's a business Like I'mselling a product, I'm selling a
product.
And then sometimes I gotta dowhat I need to do yeah, the sell
off.
I've seen the same interviewsand a lot of times the women be
like, hey, that shit ain'tcomfortable.
All the time Like it is work,this is work.
I've seen some of the women belike, hey, really, fuck me, man
(07:48):
you playing.
I know this.
We got to get 20 minutesmissionary, like I'm trying not
to come for real.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I'm taking my time
Work.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
This works real,
bitch, you fine and you this new
pussy.
New pussy is the break in breaka nigga down Like I'm a fan of
yours first, for real.
Let me get past that.
First, it's all like you.
So BBW is first, amateur,amateurs next, and then I like,
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I like orgies.
Okay, I like orgies, I like thegang bang, the orgies, I like,
I like those.
I'll be feeling bad.
I'll be feeling bad for like ason.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Go ahead he talking.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It's so sad.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's like she having
a good time.
Is she having a good time?
Like fucking makeup smirning?
Like, hey, like, like like soI'll say this and I'll break
down my categories A Y.
You're upset?
Sometimes it'd be the ones with, like the big buff black guys
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and this little little bo peepwhite girl, and it's like, oh my
God, why they do, why they dothe senators daughter life, yeah
.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But that's not nice,
the role playing type, it's just
not nice.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
So I get what you
mean, man.
So I'll say this real shit Ilike.
I like seeing on the no, no onthe corn, where the black dude
dog the shit out the white girls, where they just be pounding
the heck out the white girl withno, like ancestors be feeling
so proud just for my bitch, andthey need white women to be
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going nuts.
Yeah, this is Martin Paul, nopun intended.
No, no, white girl, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Make up your mind I'm
doing.
What white man did?
You like pussy?
You like pussy.
This is for us.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
See, they give it to
me.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Man reparations.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
They're gonna, we're
gonna get it one way or the
other.
Yeah, but no.
So I like BBW because I likethicker women, I like bigger
women, I like big breasts, bigbooties, belly thighs.
Just don't make me feel bad forliking a woman with all that
has what we could be describedas extra, because it's not
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disrespected for a woman who,like a nigga that got a little
extra, wherever it may be.
You know what I'm saying.
So it's like hey, don't dog me,as a man is like I have a
question like big titties and Ihave a thousand.
next, I have a question on theBBW.
What does BBW is it?
Is it big black women?
Big beautiful women?
Big beautiful women big,beautiful women.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, so you can be.
So it don't mean black.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No, no.
So you look up BBW Ebony.
Okay, you black.
Yeah, got you All right.
That's the, that's the, that'sthe sub topic.
Yeah, yeah, you got BBW tryingto get down to so clear Ebony.
But I like, I like black women,I love black women thick,
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beautiful, juicy women and Ilike, and we being free right.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
We being free.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I like to see the
women please the niggas.
Yeah, for sure, all right,that's as we view it, as like
that's a massage, like hey, shemassages the shit out my nigga.
He looked relaxed.
He looked relaxed.
She seemed like she's enjoyingit.
This is good.
She's having fun.
This is good there.
Yeah, he's going to return thefavor and stay, going to be all
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right in a moment.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
In a moment.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Right now it is about
him.
Okay.
And when she ride my G and it'slike, okay, yeah, this is the
reversal of the back shot Herride, and you're like, oh, you
can see the ass clapping anddon't actually get the pen, that
nigga down, he like he be alittle bitch.
You done enough, your turn.
And in 12 minutes, back to me.
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Let me get some getter a, someblue getter a, give me.
Let me take my breath, turn thefan on me, let me get the fan
on.
Wake up, sick as fuck, sweatingand shit.
You just went out to a cold.
But I like the BBW because Ilike women.
I like the way they feel, likethem, everybody on me, I'm on
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them at the same time.
I have not had any rememberablephysical experiences with slim
women that I like, were like,were memorable, like I know I
did that or that was that, butnot like this big old fat pussy.
It wasn't.
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It was cool, but it was like Ihad to find what I liked, and
you know what I'm saying.
So it was that you got to knowyourself, no, myself.
So BBW of all shapes, sizes,and then the amateur amateur is
like she's sucking this niggafor that rent money.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
And I was like she
day together day together.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
This is this, you
know what I'm saying.
Or it's one of them likecollege orgies on the amateur,
like hey, they just having funor some time it went down.
You have to record who happenedto see, like an amateur who you
know puts out enough content,if you will.
It's kind of like oh, she got anew nigga, that's cool, this is
last year.
Hey, this this is your role,nigga, you with her or him.
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Like, hey, you got to getfucking on camera, you got to
come with him.
You know she took out all hisvideos.
She posted new content.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Like, do you?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
want me to suck other
dick or your dick?
We can split the money likewhat you want.
What?
Is one of them of her speakingto him you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You stunt dick.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, most of them
don't like on the amateur joints
where it's just the girl, likeit's just her, he'd be blurred
out, like his head be blurredout.
You just see her performing onhim and he'd be like I would
prefer to see her anyway.
But it's more like this, ain'tabout you, this is me, my skills
.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So I like the
amateurs because it's real.
It is 100% real.
It looks real where they are.
The relationship could be real.
It'd be some ignorant shit thatI've seen on there man Cracking
eggs on me.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I've seen one.
This nigga was into somethingthat watched Heard taking care
of him.
This nigga was fucking the shitout of this bro up face and he
just being ignorant like, yeah,fucking this bitch face.
I got the Supremes right thereon the floor.
That's $800 a Mary right there.
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I got the black right there onthe bed for her protection and
mine.
Look at this little prettybitch eating dick.
What the fuck?
Swipe to the next one.
I don't even want to see thisshit no more.
Niggas, just let me hear theASMR of her sucking your dick
and not you talking shit overthe shit you talk to me.
It's felt too much like Wesleypipes to me.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Y'all want to hear
the nigga.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
West.
As a kid he would knock offsome nice women.
But it's like hey, bro, you aretalking too fucking much man
what they say, about what theysay.
West talk a whole generation ofniggas how to talk shit.
Why, you fucking?
I would not disagree with that.
Why do you keep their mind offof them?
Keep their mind off of what?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
No, he talking oh
look at that.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, how old you in?
Yeah, I can tell that's that 19year old pussy right there.
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, that's how he
focus.
Y'all want to hear the West.
We got a full West on oh, okay,sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Oh man, my nigga be
talking shit and he be.
You could tell the nigga likesome hood West coast nigga that
just be talking shit, thebitches.
And then when somebody was likeyou should do porn.
He's like well, I like the fuckand the nigga just start
fucking bitches, but then niggabe fucking hoes in dirty ass,
cheap ass hotel rooms.
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Nigga had a whole series ofjust fucking team bitches.
Just just.
I'm new to the industry.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
New to the industry.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
No, this ain't your
first time you done.
Did this before.
You want me to take some ofthat dick out?
Want me to take?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
some of that dick out
of there.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Eat that dick dog.
Eat that dick, them balls longenough.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Eat that dick dog,
hey man.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
He be talking shit
the bitches.
He be talking shit the bitches.
I have seen one one time bruhand normal, and no, no, it's for
real man.
This is all I like to watchamateurs compared to sometime
like the actual regular porn.
I got my favorite porn stars Ilike.
But I like the amateurs becausea lot of times the work in
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between the people be fair.
Some of these women be puttingwork on them niggas and then
some of them niggas be puttingwork in on the women, but it's
more of a it's fair.
But in the no, no.
I seen one time with WesleyPipe's nigga.
He was fucking a girl and shekinda gay.
This nigga, this look like himtalking shit.
She kinda look like this nigga.
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Like I'm already uncomfortable.
(18:06):
These hot is 12 niggas in heretaking pictures of me need all
that shit cut out for the 22minutes.
So but I like that.
I like the amateurs because it'slike this is for real.
They, they really getting it in.
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This just been really squirting.
Yeah, couch really dirty, butit's more realist.
Yeah, it's more real and, likewe said, man, so okay.
So let me ask you this man doesthe porn industry give a false
narrative on what sex really isor supposed to be.
Um, yeah, cuz.
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I think that most, mostpeople's introduction to sex is
through and it's through,watching porn of some way or
involuntary.
Some way of involuntary ofsomebody showed them something
or something happened to them islike their first introduction
to sex.
But I do feel like knowing thatporn was introduced to me young
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, of like seeing what it was andkind of being like oh wow, this
is what doing it.
Is they doing it?
But it was like I had aninterest in it, of like seeing
it, but it still wasn't a Ididn't have the natural hormonal
.
Yeah, I think, before I even youknow, I'm saying mm-hmm went
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through beauty, so it's kind oflike I don't both be watching
run away.
So I do think so some of theway that the women are built,
some of the way the men arebuilt, some of the locations
that they are in, some of theexperiences, some of the wow you
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, you, that bread looks heavy.
Sure, I have some heavy thingsthat you can carry from just
some false narrative of howrelationships piece together,
even the time, and you know I'msaying of like most men don't
got 12 positions in them.
You know I'm saying most thingsain't got 12 positions, most
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things got a good for, most theygot a good for and important.
And somebody coaching themalready got seven minutes.
Right, do first cowgirl,because now you can select, that
you can go if you go to yourpoint.
But okay, missionary, dog style, back shot, reverse cowgirl,
you can find what you like.
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Yeah, I'm saying like 69 it's alot of sexual position.
Yeah, it's a lot, and then no,no, they do about it.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
It's like football
football only got like nine
routes, yeah so if you want toget about nine maybe positions
max, yeah, like it's different,like variations of one position.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
You got dog, you got
you got froggy style, mosquito
style yeah the wheelbarrow,that's the same.
If you know about thewheelbarrow, the wheelbarrow,
look good fortune.
Oh, the mother-in-law, yeah,that's.
You gotta have some strengths,core strength.
(21:13):
Yeah, you got me in jail.
You see, you got me in jail.
Me in gym, you got it.
You got hit him with the Marvinthe mean, a male man, remember
the male from baby boy.
Oh, he beat your son as fuckingthe shit.
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I show mama cooking your eggsmaking bacon.
He lay a pipe making bacon.
I got he for niggas like youcould stalks and bars little
nigga shot appreciate with Val.
So but I do think it can give afalse narrative of what it is
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and I actually feel like, if youdon't control yourself, yeah,
it can desensitize you toabsolutely actually performing
just real, yeah, just regularshit, because you know a lot,
these ladies bodies don't looklike the average woman's body,
you know.
I'm saying like the expectation.
Even we get porn for a second,even in music and entertainment,
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the shit that we watch on thedaily Instagram models a lot of
them be real, but it's like wow,you're rare like this.
I women supposed to look womenrare, and some just because of
their.
It's a career man entertainmentyeah, some pay for that.
Look the paper to look, not tobe the paper to look for them
for whatever it is that theychoose to go for.
So that's not an argument pointI want to have, but it does, in
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the overall spectrum, does givean unrealistic, because if it
was more, it wouldn't.
It wouldn't needed the knifework.
You know I'm saying so.
Or if you pushing the narrativeof this is what I look like for
a sting purposes or just for,hey, man, I got a great doctor.
This is works for me while I'ma model.
So this is, you know, whateverI still feel like it does.
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It can't have a negativeadverse effect, man, but I'm
here to stand for it up.
Do you boo?
You got my support on your own.
The decisions.
However, for people who arelooking on, do not push the
false narrative of you workedout and got it, yeah, or you get
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it and then now you sellingtummy tea, what I'm not, yeah,
like it'll be.
Like you got the surgery done.
Then you become a personaltrainer, like you know how to
recover.
You're not working out, youcheated, you ain't earned that.
Yeah, so I say that man, it's a.
To round it up um, I like theorgy's or three, some gang bangs
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or everyone to call them, notmany, like it was, like too many
was too many, like one of themniggas gonna touch vibes, like
that's what it was for fightingon those sword, fighting in here
, but like him in, like him andhim and her, or her, her and him
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, or him, him, her, her, butthey separate.
So like four is your max, oh mysix, so like two times, like if
cuz we used to do music, so meand D and um ten man, so a lot
of stuff started there.
So it's like y'all saying wesay we rap my money home, but it
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kind of, you know, went fromthere, like when we would go on
missions.
That would be like that.
Somebody got the car, somebodyset it up and it's like man, I
got a girl, you got got this,and that's what I think I said
on one of the shows.
That's what kind of got me intoliking the, the BBW women,
because it was, it was usuallyone of the juicier, thicker
women that would be a part ofthe group.
(25:09):
Yeah, so when I come throughand I'm our big guy, it's kind
of always lined up like a man,you stronger, be like that man.
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I got to enjoy that and got tobe.
It's like hey, it's just she'sstill a woman with extra shit
soon as they would turn theirnose up by there and be like and
I'm like you go on after.
But I got to see then, likethey will go after, most of my
dudes are just the world will goafter.
What would, um, whatsystematically worked, or what
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was told to you was the model ofbeauty, like skin, long hair,
this than a third, and it waslike man.
You know, beauty could bewhatever it is that you wanted
to be, but I clearly identifywith like I like these big,
juicy ass women that can cook,they clean, they need a good
nothing sometimes me be rare.
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Like you know how long it'sbeen since I had some dick.
Be shy, yeah, fuck me.
You like, yes, ma'am, but as itgot, when we started kicking it
, nigga, we would party up andlink up and it'd be that.
So it'd be like, hey, I'm inhere, he in there, we over there
, and on some real shit, like itwas some real shit.
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This is when I got to see justwhen we would be kicking it.
I got to see like, hey, man, Igot sisters.
So I get to hear some of thestories and shit, but I'm like
hey, man, really came fuck likeor not even putting in the
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effort.
Sometimes it's like and I'vebeen victim of that, so I'm not
to say like I give an A plusperformance all the time, but
especially in my younger days, Ihave to give my numbers up, but
when I would get to see likethese niggas couldn't do more
than one round.
Hold on, wait a minute.
We don't look at me.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Keep light on he's likestanding out there.
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I thought I was mr Marcus.
Like this me, this is got mysocks.
So missy can hack Tim's, notthe.
Missy had.
Jay Slay used to have a Tim'swith the sunglasses, not the
missing hat, but he's the weirdo, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry then, shit,michigan's my bad, my bad, but
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that was.
That was when we started beingtans.
That was like our introductioninto that.
It like we kicking it, wehaving fun, we was doing music.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
So it was like y'all
rap, y'all sing we do a little
song too, y'all from the samecity as Bow Wow yeah, same as
Bow.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah by Bow, steve
Harvey yeah.
I'll give you tickets.
Yeah, but those are my reasons.
Of like this is what turned meon to this.
Of like this is why I like this.
You know what I'm saying.
So you gave yours, man.
Why do you choose Ebony?
I'm black, we black.
(28:27):
I don't really sound like myson in here.
Now we just go because I'mblack, because the main
characters was not white.
Every said that shit.
But I love black women.
You know what I'm saying.
White women, y'all cool.
You know I ain't really intothe shit.
(28:50):
Yeah, y'all see, white womenare very fucking theatrical.
Yeah, it gets.
It gets wild you know what I'msaying.
Y'all do have certain talents inwhich you are much appreciated.
However, women, I have no this.
Women become better in black.
Women become better in black.
You know right that down nowI'm gonna say this we be getting
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played on the Ebony categorywhen it comes to corn.
Okay, you type in Ebony and youget like two videos.
Keep going.
Next thing you know, you got anAsian bitch on there like hey
man, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Ebony Asian.
I ain't say China Dolls yeahlike y'all, what the fuck going
on, which is still a form but.
I agree.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I agree.
Love, love black women, man.
You know, we grew up, man, we'saround black women.
You know what I mean.
So just being able to see ablack woman doing her thing and
performing how she do, that'swhy nothing too nothing, nothing
too crazy, too difficult.
You know what I mean and Ithink that goes for everybody.
I would love to speak to awhite guy.
What kind of boy you watch?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Uh Paul.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Like a fat, fat as a
white girl.
Yeah, that's what Paul means.
That's just kind of.
That's just kind of how it'sgonna go.
It's kind of like the, the,what they call it, the, the.
When the kids picked the babydial and shit, they had like the
black dial, the white dial,which one's prettier, and all
that shit.
Yeah, that's kind of how ithappened.
You know what I'm saying.
However, I don't fall for aeuropean standard of beauty.
(30:21):
No, you know what I'm saying.
One of my favorite uh cornactresses Is uh, she's actually
new.
Her name is scarlet.
Scarlet scandal you hit.
I will be later, me and thisone.
I'm gonna say this about hershe's a very nice lady.
(30:46):
Very nice, very, very nice lady.
Take her out.
She gonna have.
She hurts.
It gonna shoot up 9% tonight.
Shout out to the permission tospeak.
Really, pocket, we take y'all.
They shouted me out.
Yeah, she's gonna be taking thefacial with our shirt on
Promotion.
I'm ready.
Promotion.
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I love it but corn, corn can be,it can be.
It is like kind ofoversaturated.
It's kind of unrealistic attimes.
But when you bring in based onwhat you're, that ain't gonna
blend with.
But um, it does get a little umjust overly.
(31:33):
See all it's like yo.
Let's keep it simple.
You know what I'm saying.
Watching People fuck is enough.
We was talking about the wholestep thing.
It's like I want y'all, makesure y'all throw the step in
there, like I don't like themtype of titles.
They make sure it's fucking youfucking up the vibe.
Yeah, they make sure it's somesteps sitting over on the corner
(31:53):
.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Well, I guess you're
not my real brother, you're my.
Step brother it's like I justhad to make it weird.
Is that in the car?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Just had to make the
shit weird.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Well, yeah, I guess
it's okay.
I mean, you are my step moms.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, yeah, like, and
they can't.
I think it's something in whatthey do to where they don't want
to promote incest.
I think that's what it is.
I believe that's what it is.
But um, um, but corn can beeducational, can be useful.
You know what I mean.
If you're in a relationship andkind of like I got away to
spice things up you ever watch acorn with your lady who happens
(32:39):
to be sitting here, right now.
Yeah, yeah, my baby here.
We've watched some, um, someshannonos together.
Uh, took some notes, study, um.
It's like, oh, let's try that Ilook pretty well and be like
okay, after we didn't got to apoint, it's like I did.
But this is irritating, turn itoff, I'm not real.
I'm not real.
You are all on thing.
Hey, we, okay, we, we gotenough.
(33:00):
We can't start it enough.
I got a stretch, I got you.
We do yoga first and then thereis.
So that makes us warriorsWarriors.
Yeah, I would say that, uh, Iam a warrior.
I Help me out really quick.
A warrior is someone who likesto watch other people have sex.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Okay, so I'm a
warrior.
I.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I'll just sit there
and watch, like, oh, hey, hey,
you can't see her face becauseshe's like.
Well, I just watched andobserved and was like, hey, he
don't bother me, he don't botherme because it's like watching
live action porn.
Yeah, yeah, but she's like butyou want to, hey.
(33:41):
So I'm gonna give you a story.
When we was in Vegas and I likeVegas, uh we went to a hooker
bar.
Wife and I went to a hooker barsome of the strongest hooker I
ever had.
I think they sprinkled somefentanyl in that shit, so it was
too strong.
It was too strong for regulartelling you, man, I feel like
(34:02):
instead of using water, it wasvodka in that shit.
No, I think we did expert wine.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, it was infused
with some, but we don't remember
what it was.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Man.
So we, they had you in theserooms that you would share
Smoking.
You know, this couple got theirhooker over here and they were
a beautiful, nice couple thatwere.
The scene was very set up to beUh sensual, seductive, but they
playing good music and you caneat up front, get a couple
things, but you can smoke in theback, yeah.
(34:32):
So we on one side and wesmoking, they bring it out and
we trying to, you know, have agood, good time, we vibing, they
over there smoking, having agood time, we kind of catching
up, yeah.
And then when we kind of lookover at them, they just pulled
Joe move, they started takingoff their shit and then they
(34:52):
started kissing and it was like,yeah, so then I'm, I look at
nothing, nothing like.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm like it's about
to go down.
We ain't got, I ain't got totouch them.
They ain't got to touch me.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Well, it can happen
in here.
I am okay.
I'm okay to perform.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Tony.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I need some water.
I need air.
I'm pulling on this hookerharder than motherfucker.
Pause this one.
I'm like I don't even fuck withwho can no more.
That's it too strong for me.
I got making myself, butWhatever was about to happen in
that room Was clearly gonna beokay with letting that.
(35:47):
Go down and happen and justwatch what happens in Vegas.
Stays in face and I would havebeen okay with it if, like just
watching man and I'm notinteracting, being romantic, I'm
voyoring.
There's some attractive folks.
They were a baby, it lookedreally they Hold on wait the act
looked attractive.
(36:09):
I'm not sure if they wereattractive.
It was dark, but they were liketatted up.
They weren't black, theyprobably been.
I don't know.
It's a lot of Hispanic andLatins out there, so it could
have been that just how the roomlook.
But it was one of them like thatbra look good on the floor If
she took it off, you know I'mdead, been okay, but it was.
(36:29):
It was one of them that justbeing free with myself of like a
man I'm, I'm honest with myself, or what I like, what I dislike
.
I've tried enough things to belike this ain't for me, that
ain't cool.
Uh, I Like this at the sametime.
I've had a poly relationship.
I've had more polyRelationships than marriages.
I've had more polyrelationships than like actual
(36:52):
Committed relationships.
Only that like too legitimatecommitted relationship.
Three much my marriage.
That's like the finalrelationship, what I've had.
That and it's not, it's not asexual thing as people like to
push it.
Yeah, it's not.
Is is more, is more of a unison, is more of a partnership, is
more of a family, is more oflike a community.
This woman has whomever like.
(37:14):
Say, for example, when I had itin a different way, I had it
initially with two women andthen that woman, she was the
dumb, she led, she was the onewho introduced.
This is what.
This is the honesty, thecommunication I really has to
take part in.
Said out of life.
You fighting a level ofjealousy to within yourself of
(37:35):
Would you rather know or not?
No, you're getting an optioncompared to people like I just
wanted to know.
But when you got the chance toknow, did you really want to
know?
Can you really handle like I'mabout to About over here or hey,
can I bring this person overhere and we meet?
Knowing most people, at least atthis time we was young, but
most people at this time wasdating.
You had two, three people orwhatever, but in this situation
(37:58):
it was just a clear of she likedme and her, and then when she
was like hey, you know, I'm donewith bitches, I'm done, fuck
hoes, I'm.
I got a nigga.
Now I got a new nigga after webroke up, it was like who you
gonna be with and there's noright answer.
Yeah, there's no right answer.
So imagine remember we married.
(38:18):
So imagine not getting pussyfrom one woman Having a poly
relationship and not gettingpussy from two women, and they
don't even want penetration.
Today it's one of them doubleheartbreaks.
You don't want no dick.
I want no penetration and theypull one of them gas powered
vibrators out the closet.
You got to put a little oil inand pump and pull the string.
(38:39):
Yeah, you got to have a bitchin the 220 line and I have it
plugged into with a dryer at.
But it is a unison, it is acollective, it is a thing, it is
a.
It is a stroke to a man's egoto be like a.
(38:59):
I'm taking care of these twowomen, not even just more than a
sexual, but like a Polyrelationship.
Is a mom, a mother, his son andhis wife.
That's a poly relationship.
That's a handoff of this motherpassing her son that she raised
up onto this woman.
A Poly relationship is thatfather, his daughter and in her
(39:21):
husband, her dude, like sheremember, she loved both of
y'all and she only romantic withone, but she loved both y'all
different and she do differentthings for y'all.
That mother that tends to herhusband and her children, her
sir boys, are just.
That's a poly relationship.
It's not romantic.
You just dealing with the oneyou like for me to take care of
you, your mama, your grandma,your cousin and needed $20.
(39:42):
That's poly relationship and wenot romantic.
But it's like I am the manthat's beneficial to the
community.
What I'm doing is looked at, ashivers or flirtatious,
depending on who that woman is.
I'm not trying to advance, butI'm trying to be the man that
everybody dying to say thatain't around, but because yeah,
because it's viewed of like you,trying to holla at me, trying
(40:04):
to get at me.
It's like bitch.
You don't even know whatshivery is.
You know nice yeah, I'm nicelike I'm a man and this is what
I want to do, like I get off memy corn is satisfaction of a
making shit easy and smooth anda paved concrete type shit.
Maybe it's a problem.
You didn't got it fixed.
We don't.
(40:24):
We keep shit moving you,alright, bitch, stop crying.
You mess girl running, don't dothat.
But that's the love, mike.
My love is enough for many mythis is why I want more children
.
I can love them all.
It's a it's a beautifulchallenge to be able to love
them uniquely and make me betteras each child that I have, each
(40:44):
person that I grow to connectwith, that helps take care of
these children and from it, fromtheir school teacher to their
doctors, to having that type ofrelationship of like hey,
remember, we all love thismutual person.
We all got mutual interestswith this person.
Okay, why will we screw this upor try to mess this up when
this interest here benefits usall?
You know how many.
(41:04):
You know how many families dowell when they benefit from
having a good man in that family.
No word yet that's real.
But you know how many familiesdo well when they listen to the
good man in the family, whenthey look up to him, when they
take his lead.
A certain part of leadership isa level of protection because,
(41:26):
hey, if you're not listening tome, you can legitimately get us
killed.
Yeah, that's real man I heardsomebody talk about say like
following and listening to yourman in relationship was very
closely related to a celebrityor a public figure listening to
(41:47):
what the fuck they bodyguardsaid.
Your bodyguard is here toprotect you, but if you don't
fucking listen to this personwho you hired to protect you,
you could get both of y'allkilled.
Absolutely, I'm trying toprotect you.
Hey, stand over here.
All right, this way.
Yeah, we gon hop in.
Yeah, come on, walk a littlefaster.
Here we go, hop on in, boom, wegood.
(42:08):
But if you like, no, i'ma stopup here.
Take some pictures with themreal quick.
Nigga, get your motherfuckingass over here.
You just doing what the fuckyou wanna do, and now you over
there with the wolf.
You know what I'm saying.
So it's very closely related.
If you ain't listening to theperson who was supposed to
protect you rather that be yourman, your father, when you had a
(42:29):
younger age, so you're yourteenage years and shit like that
you can get yourself, perhapsnot killed.
However, fuck up.
Yeah, cause you ain't fuckinglisten, man listen you ain't had
that big brother or that uncleor that cousin, that's like hey,
don't you go outside at night,yeah, by yourself, don't you go
in this neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I don't like my wife
going to the gas station.
Hey, yeah, I'm excited.
Nessa can't work third shifts.
She can't be outside.
She got a curfew.
Bring your ass in the goddamnhouse because the goons be out.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
The devil's out.
Ain't nothing open but wingsand legs.
My brother used to say ain'tnothing open, but after I was in
legs, which place are you going?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I'm going to both
grandma.
Don't judge me, I'll be atchurch tomorrow.
They got wings at the teddy bar.
We go.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
They got really good
ones at the teddy bar.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I got a question, man
, cause you touched on toys.
Really quick, we're going toswitch gears.
How do you feel aboutintroducing toys into the
bedroom with your partner?
I like toys.
I'm not that like.
That doesn't intimidate me ormake me feel any kind of way at
all.
It's really.
It's really in a healthyassistance.
(43:45):
It's a healthy assistance oflike okay, man, take this dick
in this bullet, nick in thebullet, get you get you right,
slow, roll you a little bit.
Get you get you right, then Ican show off Once you, once you,
once you right, you good, you,you, once you right, and you
just huh, huh, huh, she done,he's like oh, my god Up gives up
(44:13):
on this.
And then I go to where now I getto show off like oh, real
sensitive.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
But then how do you?
But wherever?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
I shoot.
I don't know what I feel.
This is a thing.
Well, I'm cool with it.
So I got toys the word likejust for me.
So at one time I was theironing really liked it when
wifey had Wifey brought home Ithink she went to like a toy
party with her girls or whateverit is.
Those are fun doing that shit,which is cool.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
I like a ray party.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
What a laundry room,
party room, stank.
You ever been in them rooms,them girls, the autumn funky
girl, but being there sweatingand you get to see your girl
praying got the healthiest pHbalance.
But I've been in there.
I had to clean some of themrooms.
Like god In these rooms that wehaven't the whole time room to
(45:05):
be out with no ventilation.
He was trying to cold air thefun Shit sitting right here and
she left her coochie on thischick.
Come pick this up, come getthis.
But no, I got my own toys andthe one the toy that she bought
me bad, was like a.
It's like a flashlight, butit's a flashlight, it's a
(45:26):
generic gas.
I'm not answering flash lightshould expensive, like not the
mechanical one.
It's like I got a steal, you goold-school it but it he got
like a little mouth on it butit's so coming to suitcase.
No, it's not, it's the one thatlook like head.
You know it's in the one shegot me like you got sue Joe
Hanson on there the sexeducation lady.
Yeah, I'm like why you get you.
Give me the old bitch Muchrespect to juice on Hanson's.
(45:51):
I don't think she's still aliveto.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
She might not be she
does the blow jobs now.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
I'm much respect to
her because I used to watch sue
Joe Hanson as well.
Talk shit, let you see allthere she's telling you.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
This is how you grab
the shaft and you put saliva and
you jack, and this is how youdo.
You get that vagina.
The vagina is not just thequick, it's the holes like a
wishbone.
So you can like this.
You can, man.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I have a habit of
jacking down what you want to do
?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
the real secret is to
jack up.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Like pull it out,
like you're milking.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
It's a but.
So that's the wish you got me.
She got me the little toy thatput the little lube in there and
you go to work yourself and I'mlike, hey, man, she trying to
really get a job to somebodyelse.
I'm like you trying to get ajob somebody's nigga from your
toy, like here, like a dog, yeah, but I use it, man, understand,
you know certain shit.
(46:52):
Yeah, my, here we go.
But after that I'm like, man,I'm cool.
So we ended up getting is thetoy is called?
It's a cock ring from Alice inWonderland.
I like a little mushroom.
It's, but it's made by a brandcalled Alice in Wonderland.
I believe it's called Alice inWonderland, so they got this.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Grown-up Alice
Wonderland with a 10 man.
Be fucking Alice, it be squeaky.
I need oil.
Squirt your oil, alice.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
But, um, dawg, the
cock ring is you put it on.
If I'm hip to the cock, it'scock ring.
But it got like an attachmentand the attachment might be like
the head of a mushroom, so itlike stimulates the, the click.
Yeah, why is it like?
Why you doing your thing?
Oh, and that's.
I got me one before, but it wasa cheap as Like bubblegum
(47:46):
machine cock ring.
I'm like, hey, just a thoughtto say this thought, to count it
big, take little watchbatteries.
I'm like, baby, this isn't it,this ain't it.
So we were the store, got abetter one, like a more durable
one, um, but they got a vibratorbullet that you put in there
too.
So you, so that's my weapon, myarsenal, to you know, attach on
(48:06):
to my shit and like, yeah, youriron man, yeah, my mom, mom,
mom, marks 23, hit you with this.
Yeah, so I got that.
And then, when I'm, when I'm inthe mood, please, and I got a
whole Scenario, I got a whole.
I'm so you got a whole bag ofshit.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
I do got a bag of
shit.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
I got a costume and
everything, bro.
So I put on a bow tie, not thelong bow tie, but like the love
Muslim, but both.
So I put on the bow tie.
I have, like my towel wrappedaround my waist, no drawers and
(48:50):
I have like a towel on my, on mywrist.
I'm not like a, like a.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Survey you're serving
.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah, so it's like
I'm here to serve.
I'm here, I'm serving to, so IMassager a little oil on you got
a cup like some cuff, like justjust like.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
No, no, I don't got
to we gotta get you there, bet,
bet, bet.
I'm gonna get some.
I can't move it.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
You so bet anybody
listening give me some cuff
links for my show.
The cuff links, yeah, but likejust the wrist.
So I thought I'll go alone andI put the little playlist on, I
set the little ambiance of thelights, I go to work and it's
like you tell me what to do.
(49:34):
I'm here of service, I do this,do that.
Boom, boom, boom a little bit.
It is not and I rock with it,man.
So it's, you know, especiallyyou know I wear that when it's
more like I Won't hurt to takecontrol.
Yeah, I'm here of service, Iwant you to command me to do
(49:54):
things like that, whatever it isis necessary, and I rock with
it.
I just let me pop.
So I do, I do that, man.
So what about you, man?
Which of you want toys?
You rock with the toys, rockwith the but the toy box,
pulling the two, the two toy boxout.
(50:15):
Um, we got a.
We got a few things.
We got a few things, not onlearning, on a flashlight.
I've heard about that.
I was.
I believe two chains had a showcalled most expensive.
Is you hip to that?
Them bitches get pricey 26.
They got one that had a talk toyou and compliment fuck at you,
(50:36):
I suck your shit, man.
Oh it like.
Okay, let me just touch on thatone real quick.
When, paul, this one, you canliterally that, purchase and
download the Vaginal cavity ofan adult actress that you like.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
So they selling a I
pussy like it's like now okay,
stand the pussy.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
So this is what
scarred the scandal.
Feels like I'm gonna purchaseher vagina 45.
Her vagina fit and in the flesh, like you know, they have the
information.
The flesh, like would do histhings Nestle owns she another
one of my favorites, but uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
New people, man cuz
I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
I don't even think I
know.
Vanessa del Rio, yeah, but uh,no, we got.
We got a few things, man, youknow we keep it pretty.
Uh, I Won't say pretty simple.
Do I want to three, four, seven, eight, you know?
Do I think?
But just a, just a few things,like to do my.
(51:49):
Tell you what man, all right,which you me getting.
I got four key.
Got four key, three together.
Me myself Terrified of havinganother.
So one day I Needed to break a20.
Now, they needed to break 20.
(52:11):
I go into marks and I'm justabout to buy like an extra chest
or something.
Just break this 20 real quick.
Go to custom service and theygot the condoms hanging up and I
see I didn't get a box of candyfor like eight dollars.
All I need is five, just so Iain't gotta get his Tuition to
the school.
And they gave my change later.
Yeah, this is my breakfast, so,uh, I buy a box of a box of
(52:34):
condoms.
Got one, got the little.
It was like a triple pack.
Shout out to Trojan, they bedoing some fly shit.
All right, this one, this onegot the read.
Just her pleasure, my pleasure,our pleasure.
You know, this one got the ribs,the riffles and shit, you know.
So I say all that to say man,how do you feel about condoms?
(52:55):
Um, as a married man, um, Idon't use them, and it's kind of
bad to say on some nasty shitlike yeah.
He could use condoms likecondoms stink.
They stink Leo S Friendly likeWalmart tire section man bro.
They smell real Medicatedrubber Me like it's appointment
(53:18):
in this man man I so I don'tlike it, but I do promote them
for those who are practicingsafe sex.
I do promote them for those whoare Um dating, who are looking
to.
You know, enjoy sex beingpromiscuous, um, you know, just
enjoying that uh.
But as a married man I don't, Idon't care for them, I don't
use them.
Um, they, uh, they getting away.
(53:40):
I remember one time being askedlike how was my pussy?
I mean, I don't know I ain'tWord, I don't know I ain't
getting me.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Like I got all that.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
That's real man.
It's weird.
So for people who don't know,or for women, who probably like
what does, it feel like to havea word, like to have a condom on
.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
What does it feel?
Speaker 2 (54:05):
like Very diluted.
I'm like, uh, it felt likewashing your foot with a sock on
.
It's like you can feel you can,you can feel it, but it's like
standing.
This is so dumb it's taking ashot.
You ever got a massage withyour clothes on?
Yeah, and compared to a massagewith your clothes off, totally
(54:25):
different, totally different.
So it's that that's the mostvivid that I can put.
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Let me, let me say
this really quick.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
So, after my wife and
I, when we had our uh, our baby
boy my seven year old, you knowjust to avoid pregnancy because
a woman is extremely fertileafter having a child and after
you wait the six to eight weeksor what have you, she's fertile.
So we elected to use uhprotection.
(54:51):
You know what I mean, that formof contraception and, um, I
hadn't used the rub in so long,man.
It actually felt pretty good.
I felt like I was doingsomething bad.
It felt real like it was like Idon't know you.
You know what I'm saying.
It just felt like, damn, Iain't, I ain't put a rub on in a
minute, in a minute I'm talkinglike protect, protect y'all.
(55:18):
Okay, be better than us, befucking better than us.
I'm a model to watch, but I'mnot a role model.
Okay, be better than that.
But it was a long, long time,man.
So actually using one like thatfirst time was kind of like,
hey, man, this, this shit, feellike I'm out here in these
streets again being being beingdirty, but uh, but I do not like
(55:44):
them.
They've gotten better, you know, even the ones with they.
They making them extra thin.
It's like this gonna break.
You still use rubs.
No, okay, no, we still got somefrom that box I bought.
My daughter won.
Now I bought them, bitches,like eight months ago.
Them join in rubber age.
They expired next year.
Yeah, you be better just pullingand praying.
(56:04):
Yeah, that's it.
You know, and I'm I'm a golden.
You know we're close Y'allfamily.
I'm gonna be getting a secondme soon.
I know a lot of people think meand I ain't cutting my balls.
I got four kids, bro.
I'm about ready to cut my wholedick off.
Alright, you're gonna like ranit, bobby.
Hey, you know what I mean.
But I will be getting a secondme very soon and I'll let y'all
(56:25):
know how I go.
I will share with you theexperience.
You know what I'm saying, butit's time, man, I like the fucks
and I want to the permission tospeak freely.
I need permission to fuckfreely.
I understood, man.
I thought about doing that, uh,especially when I heard how
more popular it was.
Uh, people, some people let around me close, have it, and it
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was just one of them.
Like you, really like I startedwanting to ask dick questions
and it was just reallyinappropriate.
Though, like, I'm like, like,do you still like like, do you
still shoot Do?
Speaker 1 (57:02):
you lose the same guy
Should I?
Speaker 2 (57:04):
dust.
You know what I'm saying.
Like you can't, no man, ain'tno money shots, yeah, you do
still.
You do still.
Uh, you know, have semen.
It's just, your semen doesn'thave any sperm cells in it.
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody gone, shoot paintthinner, shoot, paint thinner,
the club empty.
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You know what I'm saying.
Like you're shooting the guestlist.
You think it's shot out of theclub.
On a Sunday night, ain't nobodyin this shot up chick for like
when?
Nobody in that place.
You know the Sunday man.
So, yeah, man, you do stillhave, uh, you know what I'm
saying.
Yeah, you're, you're fun juice.
You do have your fun juice, man, just nobody in there.
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You know what I'm saying Hello,hello, out there, nobody in
there.
Now, gentlemen, when you dodecide to get of a second, you
do have to make sure you emptyyourself out.
As we all know is millions andmillions and millions of sperm
cells.
So after you do get your besttechnique, you need to get that
up out of there.
So what you don't want to do isget your best technique, wait
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for your healing process andthen be like about to shoot it
up now.
Now you're gonna.
You gonna get them havinganother baby, get your swimmers
out of there.
You gotta empty out a good 20times, a good 20 times.
You want to ejaculate Within atimeframe.
I have a baby.
He has some notes.
Before you feel free to shootsomething up and get a good 20
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out.
Just think it could be 20 times20 days.
It could be.
You know what I'm saying?
You, lady, y'all can have alittle fun, a little hand job.
Continue to pull out, get thatout of there.
I'm serious.
Y'all laughing?
I ain't bullshit.
I'm a lion, say I'm gonna getif I check to me every month.
I'm just gonna get my shitdrained.
Man I gotta check, get it.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
I'm a footballer,
he'll help me nut.