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November 19, 2024 17 mins

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“If It Was Really a Wormhole, We’d Be Unalive: Adventures on Opposite Earth, Pt. 7” Episode 172

Still stranded on Opposite Earth, Nicki, Gneeecey, Sooperflea, and Ebegneeezer continue crunching through red, glass-like grass, in search of food, shelter, and anything that might make sense. Sooperflea starts talking about how the many problems back in Perswayssick County must be much worse without them. Gneeecey, already stressed out because his feathered pet Space Duck was abducted by Urgl the orange outhouse-dwelling monster, exhibits canine behaviors, biting up and down his arm. Flea scolds him, reminding him that although they descended from dogs back on Planet Eccchs, much like dogs descended from wolves, they are now proud, upright-walking canine-humanoids. Good, productive citizens.

Meanwhile, back in the dimension of Perswayssick County, Beagle-humanoid Detective Clover Arlo Cookie and sun conure parrot assistant Conrad pay therapist Ingabore Scriblig, AKA “Grandma,” and Doctor Alexandra C. Idnas as visit. Unfortunately, he has no news for them. It’s gotten out that Nicki and Gneeecey are missing, and temporary acting county leader, Bassett Hound-humanoid Jacob J. Qwertyuiop isn’t handling stress very well. The Surprise Party, comprised of Perswayssick County’s most notorious bad guys, is demanding a special election. 

And Detective Clover still hasn’t found the strange silver triangular piece of metal he’d kept in his pocket for safekeeping. 

Back on Opposite Earth, Urgl’s winged outhouse comes flying though the magenta skies again—headed for Nicki, Gneeecey, Sooperflea, and Ebegneeezer. Urgl, muttering his usual nonsense,  hurls Gneeecey’s kidnapped pet Space Duck out of his half-moon-doored shack. Silver necklace missing, the feathered mallard sprints into what appears to be a wormhole—chased by Gneeecey.

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