Pilgrim's Progress Reloaded
Pilgrim’s Progress is a classic allegory. It’s also a story with no robots, space marines, or talking platypuses. So we fixed that. You’re welcome.
Episodes
An evil space marine finds out he's evil. Hijinks ensues.
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Christian and Obstinate have a thoughtful discussion. I mean gunfight.
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The objectively best character in the book is introduced.
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Christian attempts to explore the city of morality. Zealot attempts to shoot it.
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The story turns into a horror movie for some reason.
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Truth's date goes about how you would expect.
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Truth sues someone for copyright infringement.
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Christian reached The Gateway and there are a LOT of monsters.
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Christian tries to learn how to pilot a standard transmission Holy Ghost mech.
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Christian arrives at an ancient palace. Zealot immediately starts a fight.
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Love tries to stop a theological gang war.
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Truth participates in a theological sports competition.
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Zealot turns evil, Fear Monger turns up, and Truth turns out to be a kung fu master.
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Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages.
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The narrator goes a little over board with the voices this episode.
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Christian and Truth go on trial for intolerance.
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Zealot is tormented several by very polite restaurant waiters.
Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy.
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The story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn.
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Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions.
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