Pilgrim's Progress Reloaded

Pilgrim's Progress Reloaded

Pilgrim’s Progress is a classic allegory. It’s also a story with no robots, space marines, or talking platypuses. So we fixed that. You’re welcome.

Episodes

June 27, 2022 31 mins

An evil space marine finds out he's evil. Hijinks ensues.


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Christian and Obstinate have a thoughtful discussion. I mean gunfight.

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July 14, 2022 28 mins

The objectively best character in the book is introduced.

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July 21, 2022 34 mins

Christian attempts to explore the city of morality. Zealot attempts to shoot it.

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July 28, 2022 42 mins

The story turns into a horror movie for some reason.

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August 4, 2022 26 mins

Truth's date goes about how you would expect.

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August 11, 2022 22 mins

Truth sues someone for copyright infringement.

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August 18, 2022 37 mins

Christian reached The Gateway and there are a LOT of monsters.

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August 26, 2022 28 mins

Christian tries to learn how to pilot a standard transmission Holy Ghost mech.

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September 3, 2022 28 mins

Christian arrives at an ancient palace. Zealot immediately starts a fight.

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September 10, 2022 30 mins

Truth gets mad at a Platypus.

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September 20, 2022 21 mins

Love tries to stop a theological gang war.

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October 1, 2022 31 mins


Truth participates in a theological sports competition.

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Zealot turns evil, Fear Monger turns up, and Truth turns out to be a kung fu master.

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October 18, 2022 16 mins

Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages.

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October 22, 2022 20 mins

The narrator goes a little over board with the voices this episode.

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November 2, 2022 44 mins

Christian and Truth go on trial for intolerance.

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November 17, 2022 27 mins

Zealot is tormented several by very polite restaurant waiters.

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The story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn.

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December 15, 2022 16 mins

Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions.

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