Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man

Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man

We review the horror that is the “Cooking with Jack” channel hosted by Jack Scalfani on YouTube. #SmartCheating

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July 12, 2025 46 mins

Pink Chicken And The Lazy Man are donning our saucy French berets and headed to classic 50's TV-Land to bring you the comedy-horror that can only be spatula'ed from the stroke-addled mind of the The Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani. Witness the creation of SOUP-LOAF! It's like meatloaf, but made from soup. You really have to listen in to see just how wrong things go when Jack veers from this recipe's soild plan like a station-...

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TRIGGER WARNING: GIZZARDS! Join Pink Chicken And The Lazy Man as they nauseously review perhaps the worst Chili recipe that ever crawled out the bottomless pit of horror that is the mind of the Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani.

Jack decided to end his "Month o' Chili" slop pile episodes with this quivering abomination, and we review it for you, no matter how disgusting every frame is. 

Our Pink Chickadee is flying back home, s...

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Join Pink Chicken And The Lazy Man as they drink in the heady elixir that can only be foot-stomped out by the Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani!

We've had this little "Beaujolais Nouveau" tucked in our cellar for a special occasion...and that occasion is today!

Pink Chicken is on a far-flung assignment in our nation's heartland and the Lazy Man is busy literally juggling cats.

In place of our normal Livestream, we offer you a 35...

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Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man for a special hour-long, extra-strong sumptuous Podcast Review of infamous "Buffet At The Wynn" episode 120 of Jack on The Go. Originally recorded over a decade ago in the decadent desert oasis of Las Vegas, Jack takes MommyWife Tammy, Junior and his In-Laws on an epic quest for a late-starting, never-ending rant of feast-sized proportions! Will Jack's family ever get seated?

WIll Jack ever learn ...

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Momma Mia! Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they twirl forkfuls of this awful pasta recipe from the Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani around their sharpened forks of satire. You'll learn obscure facts about Jack, the Middle Ages trade routes, as well as how to play that new summertime pool-side game, "Fatso-Burno", where you take piles of spices, cheese, olives and anything else your MommyWife buys you and nuke it to a cris...

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NEWS FLASH! Monster Wings are invading! Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they scramble down the sonic streets of a city under siege! The Kaiju-esque Monster Wings with Mushroom gravy maybe be the craziest creation of the fiendish Worst Cook On YouTube, Jack Scalfani.

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Join PINK CHICKEN AND THE LAZY MAN for an extra-long episode sliding down a buttery ramp into the hellscape of mystery and revulsion that is the Cooking With Jack show. This time out their old nemesis, The Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani tries his hand at a simple Roasted Chicken recipe from the pantheon of recipes from the Gourmet Goddess, Julia Child. Jack takes a Kenny Rogers-sized gamble on such a subtle technique and trie...

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Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man invite you to a lumpy litter box of an attempt at dessert by The Worst Cook On YouTube, Jack Scalfani. What ever made Jack think he had the physical and mental dexterity required to create a delightfully fudged confection as the eternal Julia Child? Needless to say, he fudged it indeed. Watch The Episode With Us!

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Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man (and the Pink Chickadee!) invite you to listen along as they review the Meatloaf episode from the Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani, from earlier this year during his butter-drowned blasphemy to the memory of a cooking legend he dared to call, "Julia in June". Listen along as we mash up Jack's scatterbrained attempt at TV Cooking history, his utter and complete lack of Julia knowledge, and the wor...

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The Cronenbird Saga continues! Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man don their StillSuits and travel across the merciless wastelands of a heat-ravaged hellscape ruled by Jack "The Beast" Scalfani Harkonnen the VIII only to chance upon the dunes of moisture-stripped flavor-bereft heresy that is Jack's "Dry Brine" Chicken recipe! Can their Wills be strong enough to survive the burned, dripping gooey horror of The Dry Brined Chicken recipe?...

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Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man traumatize themselves as they take on two terrible "tubemeat" episodes from the Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani. This is a double episode, reviewing two episodes of "Cooking With Jack": "Meat Twinkies" and "Pigs In A Blanket (KETO friendly)".

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CLICK HERE to listen along with "Pigs In A Blanket (KETO Friendly)"

 

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Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they return to audio-centric podcast-acular glory to once again ridicule the Worst Cook On YouTube, Jack Scalfani. They're going where no one ever expected them to go! YouTube Copyright Strike hell? No, they've been there several times. No, this time they're venturing into the Sam's Club impulse-buy graveyard known as the Scalfani household garage! Come see a true Multiverse of Warehouse Club...

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Escape the madness of the Scalfani Cinematic Universe into a Zen paradise of a well-made long-form Podcast! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man return to their original art form as Jack tries to deform his mum's Short Rub recipe with Monk Fruit instead of real Sugar. 

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What's the difference between a marinade and a glaze? What's the difference between a thousand calorie a day diet and a five-thousand calorie lunch salad? How many times can a man make chicken wings before he realizes you cannot eat the tip of the wing no matter how hard you try? These slippery questions and more will all be answered on this "Cooking With Jack" episode review brought to you by the tangy duo of Pink Chicken and th...

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Cooking Science gone WRONG! See the HORROR that happens when a Man(toddler) tampers with the forces of nature! Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they witness food science gone mad! A butter-milked chicken undercooked to the point of...INSANITY! Shiver as the mad gastrosexual, Dr. Jack "Salmonella" Scalfani mutates an innocent pullet into a MONSTER FROM BEYOND THE OVEN! Click HERE To Watch Along With Us...IF YOU DARE!

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Hide your sharp objects, foodjacks! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are back to their podcast best. A lampooning review of the "Cooking With Jack" episode: "KETO Nashville Hot Maple Lollipops" is on the menu as we watch the worst chef on YouTube, Jack "Salmonella" Scalfani butcher another easy-to-prepare recipe. CLICK HERE to watch along with us!

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Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are blowing up your 4th of July Holiday with a surprise throwback podcast!

This time featuring the "mistaken brand" coffee-rubbed pork turd-a-loins that Jack spent all day slaving over, only to have MommyWife Tammy deny his meat-rection at the last moment.

 

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Watch Petulant Jack Punish A Poor Pizza

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O, cruel Fate! Why hast thou cast upon our eyes and ears such horror?!! A ravenous man-child devours jism-spattered feculence and we cannot turn away! (The Lazy Man lettered in the Classics) Click HERE to watch along with us!

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Let us out, Warden! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man have done enough hard time in the "prison" of Jack's Profile diet plan. We're getting sick of the same sodium-soaked slop every week. We demand to call the Mommy-Governor and beg for mercy from this "Reheating With Jack" nonsense, copycat episode which we have nicknamed, "Jump Cuts And Lies!".   CLICK HERE to suffer along with us!

 

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